Speaker 1: Welcome to the snarts Egg.
Speaker 2: You're about to teach your name's glazed by the great
Speaker 2: Chris Ray, Ghost, Derek black Belt, and Tom Sweeney.
Speaker 1: Sit back and prepare for some name show.
Speaker 2: Sit back and prepare for some blazing glory.
Speaker 3: Hey, everybody, welcome to the Snark Tank Podcast, episode five thousand.
Speaker 3: We're joined today by our special guest, Tom Sweeney and
Speaker 3: uh that's uh, that's Derek over.
Speaker 1: There, Derek Tron five thousand.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So when did you know This is the first
Speaker 3: question from our community to you, our guest.
Speaker 2: When did you first notice you were a black person?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Man, good question. Yeah, when did I first realize racism?
Speaker 2: You learned you were black at the same time as
Speaker 2: you realized racism? Yeah, because my blackness was like I
Speaker 2: was ostracized for it.
Speaker 1: I was like made to feel different by it. Oh good,
Speaker 1: some kid was like you're black and then it did
Speaker 1: that like.
Speaker 3: Yeah going forward and the same time shot.
Speaker 2: Yeah that shot. I love that shot. It's a good shot.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: That's he never noticed because he only ever looked at his.
Speaker 1: Palms right like anytime.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he had Yeah, that's the first time I don't know,
Speaker 2: I realized when I was black. But there was a difference.
Speaker 1: And your your your mom, I mean your your grandma.
Speaker 1: You grew up your grandma, and your grandma is a
Speaker 1: vampire and didn't keep mirrors in the house because she
Speaker 1: didn't want to be exposed, so you never saw yourself.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. I mean, it's.
Speaker 2: Crazy, but it's reality of crazy. But a lot of
Speaker 2: crazy things are real. Reality is oftentimes more confusing than
Speaker 2: the truth.
Speaker 1: Is stranger than fiction.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's that's Obama who said that.
Speaker 1: He might have said that.
Speaker 2: I'm sure it was probably it was like, maybe we
Speaker 2: should have all less guns and they were like no,
Speaker 2: and it was like, t is often stranger.
Speaker 1: Than Is that your fucking impression?
Speaker 2: Obama?
Speaker 1: Well, my mom's a white woman.
Speaker 2: That sounds like Obama and Bill Clinton show it kind
Speaker 2: of is that's them if they fucked that's bedroom clear.
Speaker 2: I'm really good at basketball. This is terrible college. He's
Speaker 2: sound like airplane captains and like like airplane this is.
Speaker 1: Failing.
Speaker 2: I'm getting the sloppiest copy up here from several men.
Speaker 1: Only have fun.
Speaker 2: We're looking at a five hour departure, Like, what the
Speaker 2: we're going to be departing for five hour? Can I
Speaker 2: be real. Every time I have a female, female fucking pilot,
Speaker 2: I get a little more scared. Yeah, because you're a
Speaker 2: messagous No, this is not new information, Like what do
Speaker 2: you mean I like d I pilots because since you
Speaker 2: know this country sucks, I feel like they have they
Speaker 2: try harder.
Speaker 1: You know, Yeah, of course, yeah, because the lenses on them,
Speaker 1: so the microscope. So I feel better, Like black woman cool,
Speaker 1: unless she's one of the you know, one of those
Speaker 1: Bay Area niggas you were just talking about, Like, you know,
Speaker 1: I feel like they're driving if they're flying one of
Speaker 1: the planes and all of a sudden they pop out
Speaker 1: like a fucking Alice Ayers.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, no, people really fly the planes anymore.
Speaker 1: Right, They land the plane, they land, they take off,
Speaker 1: they land, that's there. They they do the parts that
Speaker 1: they need to do. But then when once you're like
Speaker 1: reached the altitude you need to be, then it's kind
Speaker 1: of like cruise control.
Speaker 2: That feels like magic, like so much more so magic.
Speaker 3: Than like, oh yeah, I don't I'm not even going
Speaker 3: to pretend to understand how planes truly were.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I mean, I think I understood it.
Speaker 1: We don't have the people in the f a A
Speaker 1: or something like, we don't have like air traffic stuff
Speaker 1: right now, and then we don't.
Speaker 2: Have u's gone, well they abolished it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the people are just going off a gun instinct.
Speaker 2: Now, Yeah, they're weighing it. Yeah, that's literally that's why.
Speaker 2: That's why I don't go on planes.
Speaker 1: So I don't like now I feel like, right now.
Speaker 2: Justified. This is the only time let's go, let's go.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I finally feel like I feel like I can justify
Speaker 3: being like, guys, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna go
Speaker 3: visit you. You know, I'm not gonna die. Although that
Speaker 3: fucking was an American or Delta. I think the flight
Speaker 3: that flipped over in Toronto?
Speaker 2: Did you see that?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I don't know, but I at least the crazy
Speaker 1: thing was what do you say that a gainer? It?
Speaker 1: Did it?
Speaker 2: Kind of?
Speaker 1: Did?
Speaker 2: It? Is fucking crazy. That video insane because it like
Speaker 2: flips and like I see, like I saw.
Speaker 1: The guy watching and he's like no, no, no, I'm like, nigga,
Speaker 1: what are you saying no for? Did you see what?
Speaker 5: No work?
Speaker 2: Because everybody survives?
Speaker 1: Actually or did you did you? Did you see the powers?
Speaker 1: Interviewed no, it was crazy. Like they're like, dude, how
Speaker 1: the fuck does this happened? Like it's crazy, and he's like,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I got really distracted. I was I was
Speaker 1: watching uh some gold gameplay footage of of Star Fux
Speaker 1: sixty four, and he was just like I was transfi.
Speaker 1: He got like to you know, like say when you
Speaker 1: when you get you even watched like Kung Fu and
Speaker 1: then like when the movis happened, sometimes you kind of
Speaker 1: get into it and you're facing I do that all
Speaker 1: the time. I hate that.
Speaker 2: I still for real do the end video games. It
Speaker 2: just it's when you get locked in, it happens.
Speaker 1: I turned clearly, dude got locked in and took the
Speaker 1: do a barrel to heart like when they were already landing,
Speaker 1: you know, like maybe if they did in the air
Speaker 1: would have been terrifying.
Speaker 2: But he was like he was like, I'm running, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna miss my shot. Yeah, I'm gonna have s mysh
Speaker 2: out to do a barrel this plane. I don't do
Speaker 2: it now.
Speaker 1: And uh, no one died was crazy.
Speaker 2: The fact that nobody died.
Speaker 3: That is my dream scenario actually to be in a
Speaker 3: plane crash like that, Oh my god, Oh yeah, if
Speaker 3: you're set.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're gonna be in a that's crazy. That
Speaker 2: is the best kind of plane crash.
Speaker 1: To be crazy. Story.
Speaker 2: You're gonna get so much money, dude, They're gonna they're
Speaker 2: gonna get Yeah, your swing to the sky turns green, dude,
Speaker 2: I'm I'm I'm sewing everybody around me as well.
Speaker 1: It's crazy that it wasn't. It wasn't a Boeing airplane
Speaker 1: this time. Like that actually kind of surprised me.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, yeah, I get because I don't know what
Speaker 2: the reason.
Speaker 3: Did they give a reason, because I'm pretty sure it
Speaker 3: was just it looked like icy conditions. But I'm like, bro,
Speaker 3: I've never seen icy conditions.
Speaker 1: Like lead to that.
Speaker 3: I'm sure planes have landed in snow before, yeah, and
Speaker 3: not flipped the fuck over.
Speaker 1: I really do worry about stuff, like because I did
Speaker 1: a job where we had to put finishing touch stuff
Speaker 1: on planes like seals and stuff like uh to for
Speaker 1: the doors and things that I feel like you put planes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I was trying to be, like, Oh, how
Speaker 1: do I say this without you saying something like that?
Speaker 2: How do I how do I prevent you from saying
Speaker 2: some stupid. Yeah, because I was already like I felt it.
Speaker 2: I was like, I said so, and then I was like,
Speaker 2: it's like I can't recover from it. How do I
Speaker 2: put this in a way that prevents you from saying
Speaker 2: something like that it's awesome?
Speaker 1: But uh yeah, yeah, so we put uh live seals.
Speaker 1: Uh that's supposed to they it's double entendre because you
Speaker 1: put a seal to seal the door. The seals clamp
Speaker 1: the doors shuts and they do the good job. But yeah,
Speaker 1: we're doing way too much ship like that that I
Speaker 1: didn't feel comfortable doing because I'm like, this is we're
Speaker 1: dumb and un inexperienced, and they're they were giving us
Speaker 1: actual like humans measuring stuff instead of machines, and I
Speaker 1: was like, why are we doing this? Okay, here's all
Speaker 1: these fucking chicks, a lot of them barely speaking English.
Speaker 2: Don't really know the fucking imperial system comes back and immigrants.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying that they're more metric system. They probably
Speaker 1: understand that much more than doing the bullshit that they
Speaker 1: were doing. And I I was I could I quit
Speaker 1: after a while because I was like, I don't want
Speaker 1: to be a part of this. Yeah, I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna contribute to many planes, not like it needs
Speaker 1: to emergency pop open the hatcher, pop open the door
Speaker 1: or something. It's not gonna do it, or it pops
Speaker 1: open during the middle of the flight your hand. Hell, no, crazy,
Speaker 1: I think that's so.
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't have the fear of like, if
Speaker 2: something fucked up happens, I don't mind taking the blame
Speaker 2: of fight in the cause of it. I've never cared
Speaker 2: about that. But I guess to a.
Speaker 1: You're understanding the gravity of what he's saying. I don't know.
Speaker 1: If they die, they die. I didn't do that on purpose.
Speaker 2: I didn't kill if they die from sucking Shrek the
Speaker 2: Russian guy from Fucking Rocky.
Speaker 1: Who's at.
Speaker 2: Which which Rocky was at three? I think I didn't
Speaker 2: see that one because I never saw an how dare you?
Speaker 1: That's for sir?
Speaker 2: That's it. It's actually one one one one got me,
Speaker 2: almost got me, And I was like, it's one and
Speaker 2: two and they well, don't forget about the prequel Rocky Rocky,
Speaker 2: Kid Rock Rock, Kid Rock Rock Rock ra ra Rocky.
Speaker 1: That would suck so hard.
Speaker 2: There's a show called kid Rock where the rock is
Speaker 2: a kid in it.
Speaker 1: Wait, that's a real show. And yeah, is it actually
Speaker 1: called kid rock? Yeah, no, it's not. That can't be real.
Speaker 1: I feel like I would remember that. They would never
Speaker 1: call it kid I feel like.
Speaker 2: I'd remember that because of how stupid that is.
Speaker 6: Maybe a little rock pebble pebble little No? No, Yeah,
Speaker 6: what was that show?
Speaker 1: What? Hold on?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta look that up because I'm the first
Speaker 2: season of it. It can't be if it's kid be
Speaker 2: really mad. Young rock sounds right.
Speaker 3: Young Rocks sounds correct because it sounds like it sucks,
Speaker 3: but it sounds like their best alternative to kid rock,
Speaker 3: which they couldn't use, you know, because kid rock is
Speaker 3: clearly like.
Speaker 2: You don't want to you don't want to, you don't
Speaker 2: want to put that. You don't want to touch that motherfucker.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, it's like touching fucking activated uranium.
Speaker 2: I would bust the kid Rock's face.
Speaker 1: Oh I guess it's yeah, straight up called young rock,
Speaker 1: young rock.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, that sucks.
Speaker 1: Yeah what is Let me see? What was the images
Speaker 1: of it?
Speaker 2: So? Like, I can't even fathom.
Speaker 1: This, Come on, it was it was? Oh there it is.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's literally a live action show. Yeah, I was
Speaker 3: imagining like Little Bush.
Speaker 1: Oh, I forgot about Little Bush was that Comedy Central.
Speaker 3: It was, yeah, and Little For those of you who
Speaker 3: don't remember, Little Bush was like a cartoon on Comedy
Speaker 3: Central about like like what if all the what if?
Speaker 3: The Bush White House was like chitby children or something,
Speaker 3: and it was really fucking stupid because it came out
Speaker 3: in two thousand and eight.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, they kind of missed the mark by way,
Speaker 1: They missed the mark entirely.
Speaker 2: When did Obama give it? Also looked twelve right? No, no, no,
Speaker 2: he was two thousand eight. Was his first time.
Speaker 1: Twelve twelve, so he was nine. So yeah, so it
Speaker 1: was so.
Speaker 2: He elected in two thousand and eight, right, he won
Speaker 2: the election in twenty twelve.
Speaker 3: It was Bush from two thousand and one to two
Speaker 3: thousand and eight, and then in between we had that
Speaker 3: weird dude in the mask who like pretended to be
Speaker 3: president and like for four years we were just in
Speaker 3: complete disarray and we didn't know what the fuck was
Speaker 3: going on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Elusive Joe. If you don't remember, yeah, Elusive Joe.
Speaker 1: Yeah you remember him?
Speaker 2: Remember President Elusive Joe?
Speaker 1: How the fuck do you not remember this?
Speaker 2: I don't remember it was.
Speaker 1: It was a trying time. So I understand that you
Speaker 1: were like compartmentalizing. No, this wasn't I wasn't give a
Speaker 1: fuck about the world other than trying to get pussy.
Speaker 1: That well, this doesn't, doesn't it. I was. I was
Speaker 1: hungering for it, but I wasn't like, really active about it.
Speaker 1: Twenty twelve that you're on pussy mode.
Speaker 2: I was the hunger was there?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like the the pussy games, the hunger games.
Speaker 1: I don't know, how do you share?
Speaker 2: I want pussy, That's all I cared about. I didn't
Speaker 2: care about people's lives. I didn't care about people.
Speaker 1: Would be talking to you, like and literally in your
Speaker 1: MNDY just look like like this like this, oh so.
Speaker 2: You so you're you're repressing this?
Speaker 1: This is this was you.
Speaker 2: No, that wasn't me, But that picture's mentality was me.
Speaker 2: I get it, Okay, I had that mentality of that picture,
Speaker 2: but I was still mean, like in your mind, I
Speaker 2: just want to have sex. I don't care about people.
Speaker 2: I don't know about anybody else.
Speaker 1: I'll kill I'll kill you didn't know who the president was? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he like that. I mean to be fair, I just
Speaker 1: forgot the time here. I feel like that's kind of
Speaker 1: I think that's normal, not for us.
Speaker 2: I mean that's unfortunate that it's normal.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Common. Yeah, like it's.
Speaker 2: Not a good thing that it's common.
Speaker 1: Like I knew that four years ago.
Speaker 2: You know, I knew that. I knew that he served
Speaker 2: two terms, and I knew that.
Speaker 1: Elusive Joe didn't serve two terms.
Speaker 2: Yeah, remember the period of time because I just forget it.
Speaker 2: I trying to forget the twenty sixteen era of like
Speaker 2: voting is how fucking insanely stupid. It was, Yeah, everything
Speaker 2: that started going wrong. But I feel like, wouldn't process
Speaker 2: of elimination tell you that, like two terms? If I
Speaker 2: thought more than the second of asking, I could have
Speaker 2: figured it out.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's just I'm just I'm concerned by the answer.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie concerned citizens mean the question answer.
Speaker 2: I'm concerned by your response that like that you didn't
Speaker 2: remember Elusive Joe. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Interesting, Yeah, it's it is.
Speaker 2: He's eluding my memory quite literally. Yeah, it's elusive stupid.
Speaker 2: I remember the mask, I don't remember anything else. You
Speaker 2: remember seeing vague images of the mask.
Speaker 1: But you know what's happening. What the guy Fox mask
Speaker 1: that was? That was the first thing that was in
Speaker 1: my mind that I was.
Speaker 2: Like, it's elusive, elusive. I'm gonna call it the elusive
Speaker 2: Joe mask. That's all that means to me.
Speaker 3: That it's a real person, barely even a name.
Speaker 1: Guy.
Speaker 2: Have you ever met a guy named Guy? One?
Speaker 1: Only one? There's one from town, only one.
Speaker 2: From here in New York Town. Yeah, people named guy
Speaker 2: over there.
Speaker 1: Yeah he's a Russian. That's even weirder. Strange.
Speaker 2: Why his name was a guy? Well, there's I know
Speaker 2: it's popular in France, but that's Gee. That's he might
Speaker 2: have been like a maybe it was a French punk
Speaker 2: from in the Russia in the mood to Russia or
Speaker 2: the other way around or something. His parents might have
Speaker 2: been from.
Speaker 1: I only know maybe maybe ethnically French. I literally only
Speaker 1: know Guy Pearson, Guy Fieri. It is like as guys
Speaker 1: I know one in person. Guy.
Speaker 2: It was really cool, dude.
Speaker 1: Also, I didn't I knew you have to be yeah,
Speaker 1: one guy. I knew one guy and then I didn't
Speaker 1: know this other guy. But he was the lead singer
Speaker 1: of a band.
Speaker 2: He's a free runner parkour. I guess I remember him
Speaker 2: saying he forgot that.
Speaker 1: I forgot.
Speaker 2: I remember him saying he would free run. That's why
Speaker 2: my brain was like, oh, he's a free run.
Speaker 1: I forgot that that like that that was a word
Speaker 1: for it. Yeah, I kind of wish that I still forgot,
Speaker 1: you know, I was wrong with the free runner. I
Speaker 1: just that was that was a time period in my
Speaker 1: life that if it's like his elusive Joe, where like
Speaker 1: I just you just don't remember it. I just I
Speaker 1: just well, I just don't want to remember it.
Speaker 2: It was Parker was awesome. I could never do it.
Speaker 1: I I think I think I think flips and gymnastics
Speaker 1: are fucking awesome. I think free running is the gay shit. Ever,
Speaker 1: that's all why that makes no sense? Yeah, why I
Speaker 1: would it makes It's It's like it's basically when people
Speaker 1: kind of it was like when people try to make
Speaker 1: Hacky Sack a thing. It's like that there's nothing wrong
Speaker 1: with actually playing Hacky Sack, but then all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: people are trying to like take it much more seriously
Speaker 1: and make it like some cool thing, and then it
Speaker 1: just becomes like a a fad.
Speaker 2: I feel like Parker is objectively more interesting than Hackey's hat.
Speaker 1: No it is. I'm not doing why you're not autistic, dude,
Speaker 1: We're not doing one to one comparison. Come on, don't
Speaker 1: be autistic.
Speaker 2: Is probably I'm saying it's just an example of something,
Speaker 2: and it's something that somebody's trying to take something more
Speaker 2: seriously than like like say I loved I actually used
Speaker 2: to do gymnastics.
Speaker 1: I did gymnastics for years. Uh, I like flippy ship.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't fucking go out with my gymnastic homies and
Speaker 1: go run around the streets doing flips. That's that's gay
Speaker 1: as fuck. It's stupid, it's dumb. Everything's just gay. And
Speaker 1: it's like, like I love skating. Skateboarding is cool. But
Speaker 1: then there became like these fad cultures of it that
Speaker 1: really poison the well, like which one?
Speaker 2: What do you like when Tony Hawky? Yeah yeah, I
Speaker 2: forgot they were even similar. Like my brain was like, wait, skating,
Speaker 2: that's great. The bitchess would ice skater. Motherfucker's a probably
Speaker 2: first we'll slit your throat.
Speaker 1: They're scared, like the probably off they put them on
Speaker 1: their hands.
Speaker 3: And just there's crazy shoes that they were the ones
Speaker 3: they got the blades. What are they skates so like
Speaker 3: when they dude.
Speaker 1: Holy ship, I'm not sure it was not a bit
Speaker 1: or not the gun. I don't know.
Speaker 3: He remember I saw a kid like cut his fucking
Speaker 3: hand open on him because he like he landed. I
Speaker 3: can't remember, like somebody skated over his hand.
Speaker 2: He was like, oh, I saw a guy slid his
Speaker 2: dick in half right down the middle. I didn't see
Speaker 2: that he landed dick spreading.
Speaker 1: No, he didn't land anyway. He did it on purpose.
Speaker 1: He laid down.
Speaker 2: He's like, guys, watch this. He slid his balls open,
Speaker 2: took both of his balls outside the toil, and then
Speaker 2: he slid his dick up like a fucking plump fright.
Speaker 2: That pops open. You know they pop when they're done.
Speaker 1: That's impressive. He did all that without like you know,
Speaker 1: he like he was in he was in streaming pain
Speaker 1: but everywhere he was. But he fucking did it with
Speaker 1: no problem. I was like, dude, you're a fucking legend.
Speaker 1: He was like, yeah, dude. The famous uh what was it?
Speaker 1: The the games? The open Olympic Games where they have
Speaker 1: that figure skating. It was like Tanya Harding or something,
Speaker 1: and she got her like throat slit, and but she
Speaker 1: kept going and she kept doing the spins and the
Speaker 1: blood like the blood made a little spirl crazy.
Speaker 2: I can feel that a little bit. I can feel
Speaker 2: my my throat. Was it Christie Amagucci and tany Harding?
Speaker 2: Was that Itiucci?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I don't remember this. You don't remember when she
Speaker 1: got her throat slit because like she was, it was
Speaker 1: like a jealousy thing. And then she did the you
Speaker 1: know how you stick your hands out so you start
Speaker 1: gaining velocity, and started the blood started spraying everywhere.
Speaker 2: I think you're saying it.
Speaker 1: There's blood spatter all over the judges and they put
Speaker 1: the tins because it was actually one of them was
Speaker 1: going to give a zero, but the blood made a one.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, she got and then she had then she Yeah,
Speaker 2: she got the mayor, the prize.
Speaker 1: Or whatever she got the mayor. I don't know what
Speaker 1: you win, Olympia Town.
Speaker 2: You win nothing. You win respect in the community.
Speaker 1: I guess what community said, win the ice skated community.
Speaker 1: That's like eight people.
Speaker 2: That's definitely falling out of the definitely fall out of
Speaker 2: favor even more now than you. It's like gymnastics falling
Speaker 2: out of favor.
Speaker 1: Gymnastics is well, gymnastics still has a little bit of
Speaker 1: fire because of Simone Biles, And I guess that's it.
Speaker 3: You that Asian guy who did like the backflip, landed
Speaker 3: on his ass and his spine shot out the top
Speaker 3: of his head.
Speaker 2: That was tragic, man. That was around two other round
Speaker 2: win the Elusive Joe.
Speaker 1: That was Elusive Joe years. Yeah, yeah, it was really
Speaker 1: dark times man. Yeah I remember because I played Borderliness
Speaker 1: around that time, right right, Yeah, okay, cool? Is Gearbucks
Speaker 1: working on anything else?
Speaker 2: Actually?
Speaker 1: Question?
Speaker 2: It does look kind of cool, but it's also like
Speaker 2: one of those things where it's like, you.
Speaker 1: Know, well, I guess I can't speak for anybody else.
Speaker 1: I wasn't the big not like I wasn't a fan.
Speaker 1: I just wasn't the biggest fan, so I can't. Yeah.
Speaker 1: My excitement is it looks played them. I never even
Speaker 1: tried to.
Speaker 2: I played two like in twenty nineteen. Those of his ass.
Speaker 1: It's not bad. He booted it up.
Speaker 2: Movement oriented.
Speaker 3: It looks like the gameplay footage that they showed looked
Speaker 3: like it reminded me of Doom a lot.
Speaker 2: So I was like, okay, maybe that's smart.
Speaker 1: But I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I care about Borderlands, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean. It's not something like, oh man, I
Speaker 3: can't wait for Borderlands. It's more like I'm curious to
Speaker 3: hear if that's good, and if it's good, I might
Speaker 3: check it out at some point.
Speaker 2: Probably is gonna be good since I feel like this.
Speaker 1: This, I mean, I guess I feel like it has
Speaker 1: to be you know, like you don't have an option
Speaker 1: at a certain point. It's like, because I remember Three
Speaker 1: was just kind of like I hate. I didn't like
Speaker 1: Three at all. I didn't hear anything. It was fun,
Speaker 1: but I like it had.
Speaker 3: I'm like flash I'm being flashbacked by memories of this game.
Speaker 3: The villains in that game were streamers. Oh yeah, they
Speaker 3: were called like the Calypso Twins or whatever, and they
Speaker 3: had like a live stream and they would talk about
Speaker 3: like subs and stuff like that, and I'm just like,
Speaker 3: I don't like, you know, this is going.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I see what they're doing, but.
Speaker 2: It doesn't work for me.
Speaker 1: It's also I don't like I only like shit like that.
Speaker 1: When it's like South Park, I don't know how to
Speaker 1: get away with it because they just use the actual
Speaker 1: likenesses of people.
Speaker 2: It is kind of crazy that they're allowed to do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not sure if the disclaimer at the beginning
Speaker 1: is the thing that all they need legally.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty something because they just.
Speaker 1: To me because that would be entertaining if they use
Speaker 1: like real like oh they can make fun of a
Speaker 1: like a real stream yeah, like then I'd be like,
Speaker 1: I'm fucking me. I am on personally, I.
Speaker 3: Think I know what you're saying, like that that jumps
Speaker 3: the shark so much that you might as well have
Speaker 3: fun with it, where as opposed to like this is
Speaker 3: just kind of like they've made their own so it's
Speaker 3: kind of like whatever. Yeah, but it bothers me that
Speaker 3: they're even touching on streaming culture at all.
Speaker 1: It's sure, you know what I mean. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know if it would be better to like
Speaker 3: fully commit to it by doing something like that, or uh,
Speaker 3: just read your phone in the middle of the show.
Speaker 3: I feel like we should have lockers note to self,
Speaker 3: uh fire fire cakes.
Speaker 1: Did that's good?
Speaker 2: Make sure make sure you read those notes back because
Speaker 2: we need that the most. That's cool, dude, boy, I
Speaker 2: think that's really cool.
Speaker 1: What do you mean.
Speaker 2: You're fired, by the way, imagine, yeah, what have you
Speaker 2: left in the middle of.
Speaker 3: Like now, like we kick you out now, and then
Speaker 3: we just you and I just sat here in silence,
Speaker 3: staring at each other for like another hour and a
Speaker 3: half and.
Speaker 1: Then read the names. That's that's a work of art.
Speaker 2: That'd be that'd be like either the podcast would explode
Speaker 2: or to be like this is it, this is over,
Speaker 2: it would explode.
Speaker 3: And since in one way, uh not a questions, I
Speaker 3: don't think there's really much anything going on, Like, well,
Speaker 3: I should correct myself.
Speaker 2: There's a lot going on. I don't know if it matters.
Speaker 1: There's a lot. Well, I feel like that's also the
Speaker 1: wrong day to say. If it definitely matters, it's not funny,
Speaker 1: I would say, yeah, I mean it's it's not like, Look,
Speaker 1: I always try to challenge myself to be a better comedian.
Speaker 1: It's not happening. Yeah, there's things that are like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is really serious and upsetting and maddening.
Speaker 3: I think I'm actually gonna pivot to a I'm gonna
Speaker 3: try and be a Neili gress Tyson.
Speaker 1: I like that figure.
Speaker 2: I like that I'm gonna teach everybody about fucking I
Speaker 2: don't know would I'll be.
Speaker 1: The wood, wood, the grass, woodson. I'm about wood.
Speaker 2: I know a lot asked me something, Okay, ask me
Speaker 2: anything about wood. I have an answer name for soft woods.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the fun you're talking about. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're stupid. Balsa. There you go, there's.
Speaker 2: Not whatever it's called balsa wood?
Speaker 1: What are they lying? Name? Four woods? You can smoke
Speaker 1: meat with, uh.
Speaker 2: Wood, bark, branches, twigs, that's great.
Speaker 1: Twigs are especially good for ham.
Speaker 2: Yeah, twigs are the best.
Speaker 1: Twigs are best wood. Yeah, we're cooked. We're gonna go on.
Speaker 2: To some question. Actually, actually the best wood is actually
Speaker 2: fucking pine.
Speaker 1: If cooked with pine only.
Speaker 2: He does not cook pine.
Speaker 3: You should absolutely cook with pine. I guarantee you it's
Speaker 3: not noxious or poisonous at all.
Speaker 2: Do not cook with pine, you know, actually cook a pine?
Speaker 1: Please? Do it? Cook Pinny that?
Speaker 2: Like, do we all know pine is poisonous?
Speaker 1: Yeah? That's like a weird thing for us to know.
Speaker 3: I feel like, when have we ever been in this
Speaker 3: like that information feels like something that a wood's been
Speaker 3: should know or like a hunter. You know, it doesn't
Speaker 3: feel like it. I know that, and.
Speaker 2: I've never forgotten it did you that pine is poisonous?
Speaker 1: You've never like just m hm eight pine and like,
Speaker 1: oh oops eight pind I thought this was I thought
Speaker 1: we all did that.
Speaker 2: Like pine cones. No being wrong in circle, you're doing
Speaker 2: that yesterday. We're doing that better in the meantimes. You're
Speaker 2: just being wrong in tandem constantly.
Speaker 1: I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: You're like, we'll stay with that movie. Oh it's fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: It's will we ate like, no, not eight, it's eight.
Speaker 3: Like oh, it was like you're thinking eight crazy and ice.
Speaker 3: It was like, no, you're thinking it.
Speaker 1: Eight like it freaks like eight. Know that movie with
Speaker 1: the robots it's called eight.
Speaker 2: Eight movies with eight, Like, oh, no, you're thinking of
Speaker 2: nine is a series of wrong.
Speaker 3: And let's move on to some questions by our lovely one,
Speaker 3: their lovely our patrons who do it? Who are there
Speaker 3: are homeless patrons of our patreon of Concett snark tank.
Speaker 3: Remember you can ask us a question for like an undisclosed.
Speaker 2: Amount of money. I don't remember the tears really, but.
Speaker 1: You could go in. Sorry, just had a cool thought.
Speaker 1: I just had a pretty cool thought. I've ever seen
Speaker 1: you just an exercise and then you can continue an
Speaker 1: exercise of naming. This is This is like a fun
Speaker 1: family thing. It's like the Kingston but your your fucking
Speaker 1: face set at all. Yeah, yeah, you gotta face that,
Speaker 1: like like I was the dumbest piece of shit ever
Speaker 1: and I'm like, hey, maybe hold on those stay with me.
Speaker 1: Uh fun family fun or between your friends. But it's
Speaker 1: also kind of kind of lame. Just I don't know
Speaker 1: what number you should reach to, but trying to find
Speaker 1: media that starts with uh, with a series of numbers.
Speaker 1: So you start with one and then you work your
Speaker 1: way up and so everybody and then kind of like
Speaker 1: you have to the chain has to keep going. So
Speaker 1: you start with one, like one piece, and then you
Speaker 1: have to go to and work your way up and
Speaker 1: find media. And it's just like a fun like it's
Speaker 1: I don't know if you've ever done you like that
Speaker 1: with your family. Yes, that's what makes the Stupid Dogs.
Speaker 1: That's a cartoon network. What about double seven? I started zo,
Speaker 1: So if you want to trit zero, that's gonna be
Speaker 1: very difficult because it's probably but you can't do it.
Speaker 2: I think it'd be easier zero zero thirty double seven?
Speaker 1: Okay, what else one more uh zero dark. I mean
Speaker 1: that probably exists, but I don't know have to know
Speaker 1: what it is.
Speaker 2: You can watch several double oh seven movies. Well yeah,
Speaker 2: but I feel like that's just like an interesting day
Speaker 2: to do, Like, okay, how far can you make it
Speaker 2: until you run out of the dude, I would have
Speaker 2: been done it too. I would have been at it too,
Speaker 2: Like I don't remember anything it starts. You could have
Speaker 2: looked up movies that start with the number two right there,
Speaker 2: but you were like, oh, I can't do it.
Speaker 1: Can't you can't look it up. It's genius. We're gonna
Speaker 1: look it up. The point of the game.
Speaker 2: The guy's just like Google.
Speaker 1: You can't even play the game.
Speaker 2: Just Google. Then it's just like, oh, let's go to
Speaker 2: an it least. I'm putting the word in working. You know,
Speaker 2: I'm still watching this stuff. I'm just like, you know, this.
Speaker 3: Is how he finishes his games, just like Google's the ending.
Speaker 2: I I don't There's very few games I'm like, I
Speaker 2: just don't care enough and I'm gonna go with the ending.
Speaker 1: Very few.
Speaker 2: I don't believe you trying to feel like.
Speaker 1: I feel like he has like he puts like trainers
Speaker 1: on everything too. He's like, man, I've been like I.
Speaker 2: Would, I wish I had.
Speaker 1: Let's try the game.
Speaker 2: Let's try that's let's really a quick run through this.
Speaker 2: Let's try and figure it out.
Speaker 1: I failed already.
Speaker 3: Okay, No, no, we gotta know, yeah real, yeah, so
Speaker 3: we gotta start with zero and then we work our
Speaker 3: way up.
Speaker 1: Is the goal? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, so what are we doing?
Speaker 1: Should we do? You wanna do we do? We want
Speaker 1: to do it with where it starts? Or do we
Speaker 1: want to do a practice one where at least needs
Speaker 1: to just know I need to start.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's because that's if this is gonna fail, it
Speaker 2: might as well fail immediately.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll go first. I guess okay, zero, dark thirty
Speaker 1: the one.
Speaker 2: He already it's the one?
Speaker 1: It would it be?
Speaker 2: Okay, I guess it starts. Uh.
Speaker 1: Once upon a night in Hollywood is a freaking what.
Speaker 2: No, that's that's too. If the one doesn't count, Once
Speaker 2: upon a time Hollywood doesn't count either.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's well because you said yeah, because there was
Speaker 1: a word. Yeah, once is technically one time? One piece
Speaker 1: say one piece? Yeah, one piece was well, that was
Speaker 1: already whatever. Okay, we're gonna we're gonna use We're gonna
Speaker 1: go from three then because it's like one piece, I said,
Speaker 1: two stupid dogs.
Speaker 2: Now three days grace.
Speaker 1: Fuck idiot.
Speaker 2: The documentary with three hundred aunt account with three hundred
Speaker 2: count absolutely yeah, absolutely well no, wait, no, what the three?
Speaker 4: It's the three that's three, and then it turned it thirty.
Speaker 4: And it also isn't three hundred if we cheat, we
Speaker 4: have to. If we're gonna do this, we gotta do it.
Speaker 4: That is I just it can't.
Speaker 1: Why can't it It starts with a three? It can't.
Speaker 2: Well, not watching movies, that's names.
Speaker 1: I said, media, So it can be you can you
Speaker 1: can think outside like I to me, like I feel
Speaker 1: like three days Grace is the exception because it is
Speaker 1: technically an artist is music is media that you can consume.
Speaker 1: So I would say that's like the the that you
Speaker 1: can't do anything, no more louring other than that, Like,
Speaker 1: you can't do three hundred. It just doesn't. Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: a three and three hundred, but it's also you know,
Speaker 1: many times over.
Speaker 2: A three, it's a thirty, and it's a three hundred.
Speaker 1: It's just many times over three those it's not technically
Speaker 1: three I'm going to.
Speaker 2: Make an executive decision kill this another questions, Wait where
Speaker 2: did we stop at started three days grace?
Speaker 1: Yeah, three days grace. So what you couldn't think of
Speaker 1: anything with foreign it before anything with for in it?
Speaker 2: It's hard.
Speaker 1: I got one? Really yeah?
Speaker 2: What is it for Brothers? Oh yeah, I forgot that
Speaker 2: movie existed? Yeah, exactly, but you know brother for for
Speaker 2: Uh it's it's it's gay point, it's media.
Speaker 1: We're done. Maybe the it has to five hundred, this sequel.
Speaker 2: To three hundred, right, yeah, yeah, but you see not
Speaker 2: four hundred or three hundred and one. It was so good, No,
Speaker 2: it was so good. Five guys, they skipped all the
Speaker 2: way to five.
Speaker 1: Look do we have do the rules need to be broaden?
Speaker 1: Like does it just have to be like a place?
Speaker 1: Or it could be just like a noun?
Speaker 2: Like could this be like at this point, it's a
Speaker 2: dead game, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we got yeah, we gotta move on.
Speaker 3: We get to our questions for our pictures, picture on
Speaker 3: concepts start gay it's.
Speaker 1: My face and the worst way possible.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, by the way, we got like look at this,
Speaker 3: so this is the first draft of it.
Speaker 2: We we printed it wrong. Uh, So there'll be better
Speaker 2: versions of it. It's a better version because right now
Speaker 2: it was like, yeah, it's like this weird like Matt material. Yeah,
Speaker 2: basically I'm going to figure out what yeah whatever, Chris
Speaker 2: was going to figure it out what needs to be selected,
Speaker 2: and then this will be available very quickly, probably the
Speaker 2: next episode, make an announcement and be like go go,
Speaker 2: go get it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll have a bunch of new stuff. Such a
Speaker 3: gross material.
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I opened the fucking thing and
Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck is the It's really weird.
Speaker 3: It's like I think it's like for testing or something,
Speaker 3: but like, uh, yeah, that's that's not how. That is
Speaker 3: not the material that your shirt's find If.
Speaker 1: I want to test, I want to know exactly how.
Speaker 1: It's like whatever.
Speaker 3: Look, I don't know, I don't I don't know why
Speaker 3: that's even an option. I I think I sat on
Speaker 3: them to the phone. I was like, you should just
Speaker 3: kill that option entirely, because why the.
Speaker 2: Like, why would anybody? Yeah, it's it's very stupid.
Speaker 1: It really weirded me out because I I remember I
Speaker 1: tested a shirt that it's still not officially out, and
Speaker 1: I think talk after the show about it because it
Speaker 1: was the the snark Tank logo and then it has
Speaker 1: the big sonicle pin on the back and it actually
Speaker 1: printed out really well. I really like that shirt because
Speaker 1: I just did one test py, but it wasn't that material. No. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's why I was really confused about it.
Speaker 3: There's like an option in the in the settings that
Speaker 3: it's like really kind of because it doesn't describe exactly that.
Speaker 3: It's like a very specific word that you wouldn't even
Speaker 3: think means that, and you have to like unclick it
Speaker 3: or click something else.
Speaker 2: This is very weird.
Speaker 3: But there will be new merch and it won't be
Speaker 3: like a fucking sticker on a shirt, we can assure
Speaker 3: you so. So pop on over to star Tank Dot Shop,
Speaker 3: Star Tank Got Shop. Yes, going over there in the
Speaker 3: coming days. There'll be a bunch of new bullshit for
Speaker 3: you to wear and harass people with. I was literally
Speaker 3: gonna say that that's awesome.
Speaker 1: Though I love that design, it's sick o when it
Speaker 1: looks beautiful.
Speaker 2: No one would have no one would have ever believed
Speaker 2: that that came from a mug shot of a fucking
Speaker 2: sexual predator. Like, how how that's somebody else?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: That is so like a classic or it's an amazing drawing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 2: I really can't it over how good it is.
Speaker 1: The guy took the liberty of because I was not
Speaker 1: give him too much. Yeah, I mean it wasn't like
Speaker 1: well it was it was it was my instructions. But
Speaker 1: he also he he he yeah.
Speaker 2: So it was low key b idea. I didn't come
Speaker 2: up with it, butth.
Speaker 1: It was praise. Can we give shout out to this guy?
Speaker 1: Can we find him?
Speaker 2: Can you stop?
Speaker 1: Can we find him? Stop? That's too far, that's too far.
Speaker 1: That is too far.
Speaker 2: But if he was wronglymail in this country, Derek, I
Speaker 2: love making fun of up ship, but this nigga likely
Speaker 2: sexually assaulted somebody. So until we know he didn't, let's chill.
Speaker 2: We should find out that before. So before he was
Speaker 2: a lawyer, let's not you know what you could do that?
Speaker 2: You could do that, you could do that. I won't
Speaker 2: be on that episode.
Speaker 1: How about that. It'll be like be a surprise.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it'll be like he'll come in like like fucking
Speaker 3: Harry Mandel did with Bill Burn Billy Corgan.
Speaker 1: Oh that would be crazy, and come on in Sexual Predator.
Speaker 3: And he fucking wanders. He's huffing and puffing, he's breathing.
Speaker 3: He's like, I didn't go home, go home, sir.
Speaker 2: I feel like you deserve something Like if you it's
Speaker 2: just like Luigi board niggas, it's like you deserve something bad.
Speaker 2: You are inviting this not good. Yeah, you believe in
Speaker 2: that stuff, not at all, but like anyone that uses this,
Speaker 2: like you deserve something bad to you.
Speaker 1: Even know what the fuck? Uh? What is that word wiji? Anyway?
Speaker 2: I know it was a toy initially first before everybody
Speaker 2: started to get scared of it.
Speaker 3: It's some fucking culture, right, Like it's not English, Like it's.
Speaker 1: The way that it's spelled. I'm like, what the hell wigi? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it is not.
Speaker 2: I hate the way it's spell money, money, good money.
Speaker 2: I don't even remember how it was crazy.
Speaker 3: I thought Romani was a fund for the longest time.
Speaker 2: I was like, I was like, holy mony, holy ship.
Speaker 2: That hurt me ja.
Speaker 1: Ja, Like like, seriously, how's that oji?
Speaker 2: What does that come from?
Speaker 1: Funk off?
Speaker 3: Yeah, where's it come for? What's the etymology of it?
Speaker 3: Let's see look up etomology. Look up w I j
Speaker 3: I flatboard market with.
Speaker 1: The letter okay, yeah, let's that's how I would spell it.
Speaker 1: I'll look into it.
Speaker 3: That's how I would spell it if I had jurisdiction
Speaker 3: over the world.
Speaker 1: To me, it would just be g.
Speaker 2: A y F A G G O t amazing. That's
Speaker 2: a really inspired spelling.
Speaker 1: You can get away with that?
Speaker 2: Just no, what do you mean You can't get away
Speaker 2: with that?
Speaker 1: I feel like you could.
Speaker 2: This is our band, it's called OGI and then it's.
Speaker 1: On a banner. It's like, that's how you pronounce this?
Speaker 1: Is it not almost the same? Because if you were
Speaker 1: just look you that is not even there's not the
Speaker 1: only like, it's like French and then what's the JA
Speaker 1: is G so it's like we and.
Speaker 3: Then it's like it's like, uh, it's like French. And
Speaker 3: then it ends with like a German affirmative, it's like.
Speaker 1: We yeah, we yeah.
Speaker 2: All right, let's fucking move on.
Speaker 3: We got a question from tell me, mister Jamison, what
Speaker 3: good is an insecurity? If you have and it cuts off? Sorry,
Speaker 3: I don't know why Patreon does that, but you're gonna
Speaker 3: have to deal with it because I don't know how
Speaker 3: to fix it. Mister Moldonymous violot, mister Jamison, Uh hey,
Speaker 3: he talks me. I have a suggestion, make a segment
Speaker 3: where you react to videos and other things of such
Speaker 3: nature your audience, of such nature that your audience sent
Speaker 3: you similar to Twitter trash. I wish to say, and
Speaker 3: you the most out of pocket vile things I can
Speaker 3: think of, thank you for your cooperation, gentleman.
Speaker 2: Fantastic.
Speaker 3: I don't think it would be that difficult, but it
Speaker 3: would be a bit like it would take like a
Speaker 3: little bit to figure out, because I would need it
Speaker 3: would have I would have to switch from this thing
Speaker 3: to the laptop, and then I would because we have
Speaker 3: extra hgmies and this thing can handle other outputs. But
Speaker 3: it would have to be like a screen capture kind of.
Speaker 1: I mean I could, I could bring my LA.
Speaker 2: That's the most that it could be.
Speaker 1: Okay, you get a Nixon. I do you ever see
Speaker 1: their something about Mary?
Speaker 2: I think so there's.
Speaker 1: That that comedian I can't remember his name with the
Speaker 1: big ears. He was like SNL Sometimes I think I
Speaker 1: think it was one of those guys. Oh, that guy
Speaker 1: who's like tall and had big ears. I can't remember
Speaker 1: his name. Fuck, but he's a he's a hitchhiker in
Speaker 1: the song about Mary. Yeah, and like he has this
Speaker 1: thing that he does that is still one of the
Speaker 1: funniest things to me this day when he's talking about
Speaker 1: their eight minute abs and he's like, I'm gonna make
Speaker 1: seven minute abs, you know, like you cut out a minut.
Speaker 1: People are gonna want to go to me. And then
Speaker 1: fucking Ben Steeler says like, yeah, you know, like that'll
Speaker 1: be great until somebody does six minute abs and then
Speaker 1: his looked at what he does. He likes short circuits. No,
Speaker 1: like it's it's so fucking funny, Like is that I'm
Speaker 1: so bothered now, it's so funny. Gets it's like an
Speaker 1: obvious person. Yeah, he's a very distinct looking person, and
Speaker 1: he's like, no the seven doors seven is he a
Speaker 1: giant dude? To think him big years, he's as big.
Speaker 1: He's the He's also the cop in a Dumb and
Speaker 1: Dumber where he drinks the piss where he thinks like
Speaker 1: it's uh, he thinks it's a open beer, but it
Speaker 1: was uh, Lloyd, he was pissing in the bottles and
Speaker 1: then he drinks some of it. I've it really bothers.
Speaker 2: It is such old comedy, but it's so fun Fairly
Speaker 2: Brothers bullshit like that was a someone a bottle of so.
Speaker 1: He fucking switches it around in his mouth too, like
Speaker 1: not noticing it's not right away. It swallows it and
Speaker 1: then he notices something's wrong, and I'm like, it didn't
Speaker 1: cast it didn't touch your tongue, and you immediately this
Speaker 1: is not beer. Well, I mean beer. That's kind of
Speaker 1: the thing. Well, people do say beer tastes like piss.
Speaker 2: I think it's the joke. Yeah, it might as well
Speaker 2: be the same.
Speaker 1: I mean a second, I've never tasted pissed, but if
Speaker 1: it smells the way it's you know, like how you know,
Speaker 1: some things don't taste the way that it smells, like cheese, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: But if beer tastes the way piss smells, then I
Speaker 1: can kind of understand what people are saying, because I
Speaker 1: have smelled some beards and I'm like, this is kind
Speaker 1: of pissy. It's a piss aroma to it. And I'm
Speaker 1: not drinking that.
Speaker 2: I had a drink called like the medical marijuana recently.
Speaker 2: It was like a it was like it was like
Speaker 2: an alcoholic drink. It was like a cocktail, uh huh.
Speaker 2: And it smelled horrible and tasted fine. Yeah, and it
Speaker 2: was just like, what the fuck is this interesting? It
Speaker 2: was weird.
Speaker 3: That bothered me because it's the first time in a while
Speaker 3: that that's happened, because usually I feel like things generally
Speaker 3: are pretty represented smell usually, but this is like a
Speaker 3: complete one eighty. It was like it was like biting
Speaker 3: into a fucking cupcake and getting a muffin, you know,
Speaker 3: or you're just like, what the this is not.
Speaker 1: What I expected. Cupcakes and muffins the same thing. No,
Speaker 1: if you've had them, you kind of know the difference.
Speaker 2: I must have only had one, and people have told
Speaker 2: me they've been both.
Speaker 3: It's like, uh, there's just there's something more like, I
Speaker 3: don't know. Muffins are generally.
Speaker 2: I'm kidding cupcakes, muffins are fucking out. Muffins are more
Speaker 2: like ready like crummy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just.
Speaker 2: They're like more like cement.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're much more cement.
Speaker 3: They're much more cemented. I used to chip my teeth
Speaker 3: on muffins all the time. All my teeth are fake.
Speaker 1: Actually, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: I popped my teeth though.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: How would you guys feel like? I actually like, if
Speaker 2: I had liked I wouldn't care. I would I would
Speaker 2: be you wouldn't feel like, how did I not go crazy?
Speaker 1: I guess I would be very I would actually be
Speaker 1: impressed by your dentists, because like they made the not
Speaker 1: standard teeth that everybody gets when they have like standard.
Speaker 1: I was, I was surprised you bought teeth like that.
Speaker 1: You don't have shiitty. No, I would have said that immediately.
Speaker 1: I would have, and I would have been I would have,
Speaker 1: but I was.
Speaker 3: If I was to buy fake teeth, I think I
Speaker 3: would try to buy stuff that's pretty imperfect. Yeah, right,
Speaker 3: because like the people people walking around with Matthew Broderick
Speaker 3: in in, uh, inspector gadget teeth at the end, do
Speaker 3: you remember.
Speaker 2: That I don't smile. He has like he plays like
Speaker 2: a robot version of look look it up right now.
Speaker 2: You're gonna you're gonna love it.
Speaker 1: Inspect in.
Speaker 2: Uh, oh my god, inspector Gadget Matthew Broderick.
Speaker 3: And I don't remember.
Speaker 1: Teeth. Yeah, yeah, I don't complete it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's fucking crazy, is this?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're well, that's what that's from.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's inspected.
Speaker 2: That's where that's from. I didn't know that was where
Speaker 2: it's like, AI, Yeah, I know he.
Speaker 3: Has likes the fake he has like fake fucking chick
Speaker 3: lit teeth because he's that version of him is supposed
Speaker 3: to be fake, like because it's like a there's like
Speaker 3: an evil inspector gadget at the end. Yeah, then he
Speaker 3: has to fight because of course it always the same.
Speaker 2: There's a clone.
Speaker 1: And then there's people that yeah.
Speaker 2: Inspector dude, that's how a lot of people look when
Speaker 2: they get like veneers and ship they do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm watching the show. I know, the Jojo. It's
Speaker 1: like a ninety Day Fiance spin off and one of
Speaker 1: the guys it's whiter than I didn't know there was
Speaker 1: a white that color. I didn't know there was a
Speaker 1: white that white. Yeah, it looks fake white. It's like,
Speaker 1: just like, why just get a little coffee staining on it,
Speaker 1: make it look a little real spin off? It's uh yeah,
Speaker 1: they have It's it's one day fiance. You have one
Speaker 1: day to decide whether that crazy, and then if you
Speaker 1: if you don't do it, they kill you. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: see you've seen it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah I did.
Speaker 1: I've a big fan of it for a while.
Speaker 3: Anyway, to the point of the question kill you. To
Speaker 3: the point of the question about like a clip show.
Speaker 2: It Oh, it's I don't even know, Like I think
Speaker 2: I feel like maybe it would work. It's just a
Speaker 2: matter of like, hold on, it's tricky. This is why
Speaker 2: that that they shook in my head.
Speaker 1: Uh. I think it's a great idea. I think it
Speaker 1: needs to be because it's it's it's a there's a
Speaker 1: lot of work that goes into it. Because I was
Speaker 1: doing it briefly with this guy, I think it would
Speaker 1: work better as like a separate show, like like an hour.
Speaker 1: It's as a it's it's a lot to do for
Speaker 1: a small segment. Yeah, Like it's not like like what
Speaker 1: what to me? It's like it's just like it it
Speaker 1: has to be if we're gonna do I would prefer
Speaker 1: to be something else like let's do let's do a
Speaker 1: clip show and it stand are.
Speaker 2: It would just be so easy to do also like
Speaker 2: not easy to do, easy to monetize them.
Speaker 1: Easy to Yeah, it's easy to show up and like
Speaker 1: be a part of it, but just the whole the
Speaker 1: logistics of of setting it up, getting the clips prepped
Speaker 1: and all that stuff. It's it's, uh, it's more work
Speaker 1: than this show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I would require because I'm live editing this,
Speaker 3: you know, like and we've cut down on the editing substantially,
Speaker 3: like when I when we were doing it, when we
Speaker 3: were cutting between our fucking cameras and shit.
Speaker 2: Oh we did that that like one or two episodes
Speaker 2: or something or talking about that. No, that's how we
Speaker 2: used to do it.
Speaker 3: Well, that's how I used to do it anyway, Like
Speaker 3: I would like I would edit the shit out of
Speaker 3: the audio for no reason.
Speaker 1: Oh the audience, no one noticed, And I was just like,
Speaker 1: all right, what it was a waste of time. That
Speaker 1: would be more like that. It would be less still
Speaker 1: than it is now or than it was, but it
Speaker 1: would just be we'd have to figure it out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll talk about it. And if that ship, like, uh,
Speaker 1: it might be.
Speaker 2: I like the idea of Chris being a part of
Speaker 2: the in word Club, just having this fucking white skinned
Speaker 2: man and it's like he's uh, he's the he's the uh,
Speaker 2: he's the host.
Speaker 1: Again. Well, here's my here's my welcome to the N
Speaker 1: word Club. Yeah, here's my indentured servants. I don't like that,
Speaker 1: but okay, like indentured.
Speaker 2: I was trying to like the concept of it at all.
Speaker 1: All right, can we put you in a Patrick closing
Speaker 1: that is insane.
Speaker 2: That is, let's not say we did.
Speaker 1: How long do you think we could get away with
Speaker 1: a show like that? You said I would not do it.
Speaker 1: You said, let's not say we did. I can't remember
Speaker 1: the last time. I can't remember the last time that.
Speaker 2: That you were raised by an older woman. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: haven't heard that in fucking years.
Speaker 1: Let's not say we did. We did? All right, let's
Speaker 1: not do that we did or we can?
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: I like this.
Speaker 2: I like this question.
Speaker 1: Is it about slaves?
Speaker 2: Of course, it's the only time I faced like about
Speaker 2: slavery or on slavery or crazy women. Let's see which
Speaker 2: one it is? Just kidding, just kidding. Simmons right in.
Speaker 3: He says, what's a band with a great name of
Speaker 3: shitty music?
Speaker 1: Or vice versa?
Speaker 2: What's the ship? What's a band of the shitty name
Speaker 2: with great music. There's a lot of good stuff, but
Speaker 2: damn on the top of my head.
Speaker 1: Man, that's uh. I like this guy's sound really crazy.
Speaker 1: I like Rascal Flats a lot.
Speaker 2: I like the name of that band, Rascal Flats. Yeah, really,
Speaker 2: I like the name of that. It just sounds like
Speaker 2: people that are just doing shit they really shouldn't be doing.
Speaker 3: Rascal Flats is weird because like that band name is
Speaker 3: kind of like a rorshack test in some way, because
Speaker 3: like I could believe, like, if let's say for a second,
Speaker 3: our perception of Rascal Flats didn't exist, I could easily
Speaker 3: see a future or like a conversation where somebody's like,
Speaker 3: you ever here this band of Rascal Flats and they
Speaker 3: show me their music and it's fucking thrash, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean. I could see it because it's such
Speaker 3: a weird. It is an offbeat name. I do kind
Speaker 3: of agree. The thing that makes me hate it is
Speaker 3: the fact that it is Rascal Flats. As I understand them.
Speaker 2: I feel they are kind of people that'd be like
Speaker 2: but I feel like Rascal Flats the kind of people
Speaker 2: that would do this ship that they did, the Buzz
Speaker 2: and like the Twister me where they strapped Dynamite his
Speaker 2: fucking back. They was gonna send them off, but they
Speaker 2: would do it. The pets basically like they're like sid
Speaker 2: they're like homegrown terrorists, like.
Speaker 1: Homegrown terrorists domestic terrorism.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he definitely said, is definitely said, definitely joined out
Speaker 2: kaya well.
Speaker 1: He became a garbage man canonically, is that really sad? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Really, yes, I thought people said story three. I'm pretty
Speaker 2: sure I said said I didn't know it was like,
Speaker 2: actually said.
Speaker 1: I don't know about this discourse at all.
Speaker 2: Really, yeah, I didn't know that, actually said.
Speaker 1: I don't think people said.
Speaker 3: No, it's just an older person who has the same
Speaker 3: kind of features, who wears the same exact shirt that
Speaker 3: Sid wears.
Speaker 1: He wore the same shirt too, I don't remember he
Speaker 1: wore the same shirt, but he's still like the right
Speaker 1: rockets like that. But I don't know. He didn't say anything.
Speaker 1: He's kind of like, get, I get that's what I guess.
Speaker 1: It just needs to be implied. It's just I guess.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a cheeky little reference, but it's clearly
Speaker 3: like him. I don't think they had any I don't
Speaker 3: think they wrote out like what his life was like.
Speaker 2: They were just like, yeah, he's.
Speaker 1: I feel bad because like, a garbage man is actually
Speaker 1: a great job.
Speaker 2: He's a lot so to me, it's like I hate
Speaker 2: became a garbage man. It's like kind of like disparaging
Speaker 2: the garbage people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, totally a garbage man.
Speaker 2: It's like, well, yeah, they actually pread really well decent life.
Speaker 3: That was kind of interesting though, because like in the movie,
Speaker 3: like he's normal, Like he's not like a psycho like
Speaker 3: freaking out at the guard.
Speaker 1: He's not.
Speaker 3: Like, he's not like eating a fucking apple cores like
Speaker 3: a freak.
Speaker 2: That's been good.
Speaker 1: This is a normal kid. He's like, Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: kind of weird. I was wild.
Speaker 2: That was weird to he spoke to me, and it
Speaker 2: kind of really straightened my life. Made me really he
Speaker 2: should be in a psych w yeah, or like on
Speaker 2: a leash, like he's like being walked by the garbage.
Speaker 1: But yeah, to be much better. I gotta watch the
Speaker 1: movie now because I didn't. I don't even remember that
Speaker 1: toy story. My god, I've never I don't even know
Speaker 1: what toy story exactly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, toys. I don't know what a toy story.
Speaker 1: I've never heard.
Speaker 3: I've never heard any kind of narrative, and I don't
Speaker 3: know what to play with things means.
Speaker 1: We didn't do as a kid.
Speaker 2: You rolled around basically shot yourself.
Speaker 3: The only game you understood was like, how how wet
Speaker 3: can I get my diaper?
Speaker 2: Basically that's the only game. Can I get my diaper?
Speaker 1: Die? Upsepts it. That's a good game. Yeah, I was
Speaker 1: the champion, dude. I always won.
Speaker 2: I always won. Nobody would play with me, though.
Speaker 6: So it was kind of easy fault champion, default champion.
Speaker 3: It's like a list of all the best African American
Speaker 3: Weekend up Date Saturday Night Live hosts. Hey, yeah, it's
Speaker 3: just Michael Jay really, that's you.
Speaker 1: Don't need to get into that though.
Speaker 2: That guy, other dude is on w The other guy
Speaker 2: in the Weekend of It is married to Scarlet Hanson.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that, Yeah, Colhi, just I didn't know
Speaker 2: he was.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they had, like it's a constant theme of that,
Speaker 3: like the what is it the joke swap that they do, yeah,
Speaker 3: every Christmas, which is consistently the only SNL that I
Speaker 3: watch and consistently enjoy.
Speaker 2: Those Weekend of days are great.
Speaker 1: Also what she was married to Ryan Reynolds for a bit.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. Charle Johnson. Yeah, who's Scarleton Hanson again?
Speaker 1: Black widow? Who's black widow again? From them? Cuscu again,
Speaker 1: I don't even I don't know if that's a thing.
Speaker 2: I think he's making it up, just like he was
Speaker 2: making up with toy stories.
Speaker 1: Except mc u that's Michael ce u Hall.
Speaker 2: Michael c. Hall.
Speaker 1: No, Michael c u Hall. Yeah, they're so stupid.
Speaker 2: You guys can't even you can't you can't even be wrong,
Speaker 2: right a little bit, Well I couldn't say Halls.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I know, I know, I'm proud of myself
Speaker 1: for that one. That was good one.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think of another bit, Like.
Speaker 3: I really like the Viagara Boys, but I don't like
Speaker 3: their name, not because I think it's like offensive or anything.
Speaker 3: I just like my thing is like why would you
Speaker 3: put a brand Like I don't know if I would
Speaker 3: want to put like a brand in my band name. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like the Nest Quick Soldiers, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: It just kind of feels weird unless Viagra isn't a brand.
Speaker 1: It's a brand, that's what. But it's kind of like
Speaker 1: almost like a reverse.
Speaker 3: Band aid situation, you know what I'm saying, right, Like
Speaker 3: maybe like viagra is like that just what it's called.
Speaker 2: But like I don't think that it's not that it's
Speaker 2: it's called the like Toadla Phil or there's a I
Speaker 2: don't know if the Toadala Phil.
Speaker 1: There's there's a Toadala Phill and another one that sounds
Speaker 1: very similar to it. There you know a lot about this,
Speaker 1: uh ads ad reads.
Speaker 2: Oh like blue blue like ship like that.
Speaker 1: Like what happens if you take like four blutes? What
Speaker 1: do you think? What do you think you get?
Speaker 2: Like? Super hard?
Speaker 1: Does it pop? Can it pop? Can it do? Can
Speaker 1: it get so big? Can it get so can it gets?
Speaker 1: Can it pop? Let's get sponsored by blue Choo and
Speaker 1: we're gonna find out. I never heard of bluecho in
Speaker 1: my life.
Speaker 3: Is literally gum that makes your tick card. Yeah, seriously,
Speaker 3: it's gum.
Speaker 1: It's I think it's gumm, like I The funny thing
Speaker 1: is like it has yeah, it's it's you you. Uh.
Speaker 1: It has the substance that will get your dick ready,
Speaker 1: and some people just kind of have a little bit
Speaker 1: of it just to give themselves a little pair. I
Speaker 1: think it's like some people treat it like caffeine. I
Speaker 1: guess like they're like they're like, oh, you know, no,
Speaker 1: you're not funny. I know what. Yeah, it's the no,
Speaker 1: you really should do it.
Speaker 2: You start seeing after images everywhere you look.
Speaker 1: I'm going to I'm gonna get I'm gonna actively go
Speaker 1: out of my way to try to get sponsored by
Speaker 1: blue Choo.
Speaker 3: I'll take yeah, and uh, we should all do a
Speaker 3: show where you take too blue Choo and sit here,
Speaker 3: just sit here.
Speaker 2: I am going to say that I took two and
Speaker 2: let's not say we did. That's all right.
Speaker 1: Well, well, I mean he's actually gonna do it though,
Speaker 1: but I'm going to go on and say I did.
Speaker 1: We're gonna sneak it into his fucking stupid cheers seed water.
Speaker 1: It's been a while. He doesn't have the che seeds
Speaker 1: in my in my like salad. Oh why you're tired
Speaker 1: of it growing in the water and.
Speaker 2: I haven't had a chance to put in the water.
Speaker 2: It makes a bit of a mess.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, yeah, what do you mean because he
Speaker 1: like doesn't have a funnel. Yeah, yeah, why don't you
Speaker 1: use your your hands? Yeah yeah, it's a natural funnel.
Speaker 1: It's the it's the it's why we even it's stupid
Speaker 1: how much we did deviate from natural tools that God
Speaker 1: has given us. Yeah, like the funnel that is our hands.
Speaker 1: The slave. Yeah, there's God given tool the slaves. Wait,
Speaker 1: did we even Oakley great name?
Speaker 2: Because it's a Simpson's them, it's a it's a it's
Speaker 2: a Flanders theme band where they're a dressed like Flanders.
Speaker 2: But that's a perfect name.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but their music it doesn't it does not rise
Speaker 1: to that. That monitor monocle it he didally hold neighbors
Speaker 1: on here to k It started off terrible. Their music
Speaker 1: is a teeny bit better, but it's just not. You
Speaker 1: can't have an awesome gimmick like that and not come
Speaker 1: with it. That's the only problem.
Speaker 2: That's really a shame. Yeah, Like what kind of music
Speaker 2: do they do?
Speaker 1: So it kind of was experiment It was almost kind
Speaker 1: of a little bit metal and experimental. I would still
Speaker 1: say they're like in the more alternative kind of little
Speaker 1: bit rock metalish kind of genre. But there are a
Speaker 1: bunch of hipsters. You can tell, like there's like hipster people.
Speaker 3: I feel like you can't do that as a as
Speaker 3: a Flanders band. I think a Flanders band requires like
Speaker 3: almost like sca or something.
Speaker 1: I would love it if Scott would be completely appropriate
Speaker 1: for me, since he's such a godly man. I actually
Speaker 1: would have loved it if it was like the heaviest
Speaker 1: shit imaginable, like if it was.
Speaker 2: Gospel, well, if if it was on the nose and
Speaker 2: good like I heard some fucking some guy when when
Speaker 2: I was in Uber and it was on some Christian
Speaker 2: station and it was like sounded like dark fantasy music.
Speaker 1: Like it was like like a dark fan. I was like,
Speaker 1: who the fuck is this bitch singing? I was gonna
Speaker 1: pull up my phone and record it so I can
Speaker 1: ssamate or whatever. Who's this bitch? Who's this stupid? But
Speaker 1: she sounded like, uh, like there's like a band called
Speaker 1: Within Temptation and stuff, and like oh yeah, like it's
Speaker 1: sounded like that, and I was like, wait, but this
Speaker 1: is Christian music. I was like, they're they're they're they're
Speaker 1: they're smart, they're doing it right.
Speaker 2: I didn't know they make Christian music probably, and I
Speaker 2: was like, there's.
Speaker 1: A lot of them that are like Christian, but they
Speaker 1: don't make like, say, they have an EP it's really cool.
Speaker 1: It's the zombie EP where it's just about like the
Speaker 1: a zombie outbreak and there's nothing Christian about that, right,
Speaker 1: So they're like, oh, maybe they're Christian, they're Christian band,
Speaker 1: but they don't make.
Speaker 2: This Christian Christian music though.
Speaker 3: They're more like Christians making music than they are.
Speaker 2: Yes, they make Christian music, definitely, it's not.
Speaker 1: They're not making like outwards saying I love you. It's not. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not the dumb like but that's like music in general.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of people see like about their faith,
Speaker 1: but they're not. It's like vague and also open to
Speaker 1: interpretation you can apply to your own religion. And then
Speaker 1: there's Christian rock where like there's a metal band called
Speaker 1: Impending Doom and it's literally there's the breakdown where he's saying,
Speaker 1: come back, Jesus, cast out Satan again, amen, And it's
Speaker 1: the heaviest. It's one of the heaviest fucking parts of music.
Speaker 1: It's one of my favorite And I was like, damn,
Speaker 1: if I was really stupid, this would make me Christian,
Speaker 1: Like that would have got me like a lot of
Speaker 1: young It just sounded so good that I'm like, I
Speaker 1: want to be attached to this, but I was already
Speaker 1: like checked out of you know, organized Like it's weird
Speaker 1: to me that there are so many themed bands like
Speaker 1: that exists at all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember somebody sent me like, you ever listened
Speaker 3: to Shadow of Intent. I'm like no, they're just like, oh,
Speaker 3: they just make halo song on Like what do you
Speaker 3: mean it's like, because I know that shadow of Intent
Speaker 3: is like a ship in that universe, Like, what the
Speaker 3: fuck is so weird?
Speaker 1: What a specific thing to do? Yeah, very is that
Speaker 1: a Halo? It works?
Speaker 2: I think that's I think that's a shadow of Intent.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think that's a reference to Star Wars as
Speaker 1: well too. This is definitely like a Halo, saying for
Speaker 1: the shadow I know.
Speaker 2: Is from Halo. I know that directly. But I know
Speaker 2: there's a ship in Star Wars that has a similar, similar.
Speaker 1: Similar name. Maybe I don't probably, I mean yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean it would be weird if they weren't adjacent in
Speaker 1: some way. Yeah, but the lead singer has gotten to
Speaker 1: some domestic abuse allegations, ex leasinger shadow intent.
Speaker 2: That makes sense, Yeah, that's the shadow of his intent.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just just recently real, like just last week,
Speaker 1: just last week, all of a sudden, allegations came out
Speaker 1: between him and then he's denying it. Of course, the
Speaker 1: chicks saying like, yeah, this guy, he's been a little
Speaker 1: like a shitty father, I guess, abusing him, abusing her
Speaker 1: while she was pregnant or something, And he said no,
Speaker 1: and his fans like, I don't care. They're just like
Speaker 1: this is great music. The music's good.
Speaker 2: I don't listen that often, but like they're a very
Speaker 2: talented band, and that guy sounds like a fucking demon. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I kind of I'm more on the side with
Speaker 2: her because I heard him describe how he like channels.
Speaker 2: I was like, Oh, this guy's like a little bit
Speaker 2: too much into that ship. Because for most people, it's
Speaker 2: just like a performance like Slayer.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of dumb probably uh boomers, gen xers
Speaker 1: that were like, yeah, Satan and they were like, no,
Speaker 1: this is this is an act like I go to church,
Speaker 1: you know, Like they're like they're like, I go to church.
Speaker 1: This is a fun thing. It's like it's like horror,
Speaker 1: you know how like yeah, you don't want to be killed.
Speaker 1: They're not actually like oh I love murder and Satan
Speaker 1: and all this shit. But then there's the people that
Speaker 1: are like, you betrayed me.
Speaker 2: It's like like suicidal people aren't watching you know, true crime.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, I don't think imagine that.
Speaker 3: It's usually pretty normal, happy people like yeah, I don't care,
Speaker 3: I'll take a look into this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't need that extra step, you know, like
Speaker 1: this is interesting I guess I like it. I just
Speaker 1: hate when it gets either like the too descriptive or
Speaker 1: last night, it was some guy that was like the
Speaker 1: perfect gentleman Asian dude that got blasted by some jealous
Speaker 1: other guy from MIT. Like they went from like it
Speaker 1: was a Asian gentleman, happy go lucky, perfect gentleman in
Speaker 1: his community. And this guy he didn't even know this guy,
Speaker 1: but he was just proposed to a girl that this
Speaker 1: MIT other guy was wanted secretly because she didn't even
Speaker 1: know that he was obsessed with her. So then he
Speaker 1: goes and kills his dude, shoots him in the face
Speaker 1: a bunch of times, you know, and he's like one
Speaker 1: of the nerdiest Asian MIT geniuses and he just like
Speaker 1: a fucking kills this other Asian guy. They found a
Speaker 1: connection by just by chance because this guy got stuck
Speaker 1: on the railroad tracks in one of the security guys
Speaker 1: called and then the police just noticed some stuff in
Speaker 1: his bag, but he didn't know about the murder yet
Speaker 1: found this. And then when they found an rby's all
Speaker 1: that stuff dumped that guy's like, wait, that was the
Speaker 1: stuff that was in that Asian guy's car. And then
Speaker 1: and RB's of all places, that's that's.
Speaker 3: Go to a place like that, Like you gotta go
Speaker 3: to a highly trafficked place, you gotta like fucking army's
Speaker 3: with They're only gonna if you go to an army's, everybody's,
Speaker 3: everybody works, there's gonna know you went there.
Speaker 1: Yes, because you're the only person who went there. You're
Speaker 1: the only one that he said, Arby's christ that guy
Speaker 1: did everything wrong. He did everything wrong, Arby's it was.
Speaker 1: But I felt bad for that that guy because he
Speaker 1: was like such a like pillar of his community. And then,
Speaker 1: of course I didn't want to hear this, but they
Speaker 1: released the audio of him screaming him getting shot. When
Speaker 1: he gets shot, at first he screams, and then the
Speaker 1: guy gets out and finishes him off, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I really don't. And then like one of her friends,
Speaker 1: what I thought the guy's friends was in the uh
Speaker 1: they were in the army together, and she said, uh,
Speaker 1: like yeah, that scream haunts me like every day and
Speaker 1: it's one of those things. And I'm like, yeah it was.
Speaker 1: The first forty eight was like, yeah, thanks, thank you
Speaker 1: first forty eight for putting that in my head. And
Speaker 1: now it's there forever.
Speaker 2: She's playing. It's on YouTube, she has it on a
Speaker 2: tape Recorder's like she has that tape reported.
Speaker 1: Crying at it. I must be crazy, So that doesn't
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm able to detach. He doesn't. He
Speaker 1: doesn't like watch it, you know everything.
Speaker 2: He Yeah, I have empathy.
Speaker 1: I just don't. I just don't.
Speaker 2: Like, I don't know. I think I can live it,
Speaker 2: so like why why why not talk about it? Be
Speaker 2: about it? But but it's just like, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm very able to like detach myself from horrible stuff.
Speaker 2: And that's clearly trauma trauma response, clearly.
Speaker 3: But it's like, I guess this is like this is
Speaker 3: what you want to paint yourself more sympathetically. I guess
Speaker 3: you could say that.
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not.
Speaker 2: Saying it's the best way to be. I'm not saying
Speaker 2: like I'm doing your service, like whatever, Dude, I don't know.
Speaker 2: People people people die and get hurt in me that
Speaker 2: shing like that, and I'm just like, yeah, it's the
Speaker 2: it's be like that, you know, it's the senseless stuff
Speaker 2: that gets me when like, uh, like this guy, it
Speaker 2: was so oh he saw on Facebook that this chick
Speaker 2: got engaged and they weren't even talking like that acquaintance
Speaker 2: at best, and then he just goes and kills this dude.
Speaker 1: It's like, bro, it's not like y'all were rivals. Oh,
Speaker 1: you almost got her, and then oh he swooped in
Speaker 1: when he had a little break in. Nah.
Speaker 3: I think actually, I think, looking at this situation, yeah,
Speaker 3: kind of seems like it's the woman's fault a little bit.
Speaker 1: She's the famous. Her name was Zion too, Zion.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's crazy, Zion. You can't go after that. And
Speaker 2: then uh, she had her dad, Morpheus, and then damn it,
Speaker 2: her boyfriend. The guy that got killed was Neil, you know,
Speaker 2: yeah yeah. And then the guy guest, the Asian gentleman
Speaker 2: from m I two that killed him, his named agent Smith.
Speaker 1: I'm not Asian Smith.
Speaker 2: I didn't say that.
Speaker 1: I did not say that. I heard it Asian Smith.
Speaker 2: You know the type of guy that laughs at pp.
Speaker 2: Oh did you say Pep.
Speaker 1: Talk about him?
Speaker 2: Brother?
Speaker 3: You cannot criticize me for the things that I laugh at.
Speaker 3: When you laugh at the ship that you laugh at.
Speaker 1: What do I laugh about? That's so crazy?
Speaker 3: You fucking gargled in the hallway like at fucking what
Speaker 3: is at Ben's house? Because why you were in the
Speaker 3: corner cracking up about something that was like one of
Speaker 3: the least funny things I've ever heard.
Speaker 1: Of my life. It was the guy. It was the
Speaker 1: guy fucking the poop sounds.
Speaker 3: Oh again again, the same ship. He's jingle keys in
Speaker 3: front of this guy.
Speaker 1: He's just comedy.
Speaker 2: Comedy is simple, all right, clips his new equips, his
Speaker 2: new laugh. That's next, It is next. You know what,
Speaker 2: It's crazy.
Speaker 3: I was watching the SpongeBob musical recently, just because I
Speaker 3: realized I had paramount. Plus, I was like, I guess,
Speaker 3: I don't know, this is weird. I guess I'll watch
Speaker 3: this because I remember hearing about there was like a
Speaker 3: thing with Ariana Grande and this.
Speaker 2: Guy her boyfriend's in it.
Speaker 1: Oh that that's why they call me SpongeBob. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: didn't know.
Speaker 3: They played SpongeBob in the in the SpongeBob.
Speaker 2: Music though, that's why they called it.
Speaker 1: I didn't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and he's in Wicked also, like briefly, he's
Speaker 3: like a minor part. So I was like, yeah, I
Speaker 3: guess I'll watch it. And I'm curious about it. It's
Speaker 3: not as bad as I thought it would be, but
Speaker 3: it's also just completely fucking bizarre because the only musical
Speaker 3: that I've ever seen where usually Okay, so usually you
Speaker 3: have jukebox musicals which are just like, here's a movie
Speaker 3: with a story, and then here's a bunch of real
Speaker 3: songs that we're gonna pull from and just like make
Speaker 3: it loosely kind of fit. Like I think about, uh,
Speaker 3: what's the what's the abba one?
Speaker 1: Mama Mia? Is that where it's just all abba stuff?
Speaker 3: And then you have a normal musical, which is like
Speaker 3: like a in the Heights fucking Hamilton, where like Lin
Speaker 3: Manuel will do all of it. Yeah, this is like
Speaker 3: it's all original songs, but like every song is done
Speaker 3: by like a completely different person.
Speaker 2: And I was looking at the credits list and it's weird.
Speaker 2: It's like David Bowie and fucking Lady Antebellum and fucking
Speaker 2: the strangest, the strangest sort of people I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: I thought he's a gospel band that does stuff for it.
Speaker 2: I swear I thought he was dead. Who I thought
Speaker 2: David Bowie was dead?
Speaker 1: No he is, Yeah, what are we what are we
Speaker 1: talking about?
Speaker 4: That? No?
Speaker 3: That's what's also confusing. I don't know if this was
Speaker 3: like maybe in development for a long time or something.
Speaker 3: Maybe they like when did Bowie his ship?
Speaker 1: It was well, not that long ago. I feel like
Speaker 1: it was four a while ago. Yeah, he died in
Speaker 1: like twenty. I feel like he died like ten years
Speaker 1: ago or so big. I feel like, let's let's check six.
Speaker 3: Sixteen something like this seed I remember it was fifteen
Speaker 3: sixteen or seventeen.
Speaker 2: I think it was in that span.
Speaker 1: Sixteen sounds right, yeah, sixteen sixteen. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: I feel like I was texting David Bowie a few
Speaker 2: hours ago and he said, send me money. That was
Speaker 2: David Bowley.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he didn't look close enough.
Speaker 2: He didn't look close.
Speaker 1: Hearing about these stories of people get every time this
Speaker 1: happens where somebody gets scammed, like it was a Keanu Reeves. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: it would have been funn if he did, because that
Speaker 1: would have been like, is it like people calling like
Speaker 1: it's me, I'm Reves in the worst, like he was
Speaker 1: in the hospital or something and a millionaire is he calling?
Speaker 1: It was like the pictures that were sent were so
Speaker 1: bad at like I'm like it is like face tuned.
Speaker 2: I remember there was one time where something might well
Speaker 2: be something like Indian fella called me, was trying to
Speaker 2: get money to me, and I was like, dude, I
Speaker 2: don't know what's going on, man, I'm sorry. He started
Speaker 2: getting upset and he hung up. Eventually I heard. I remember,
Speaker 2: got a call from this Nigerian pretending to me my dad.
Speaker 2: No he didn't, I'm not even No he didn't.
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he called me. He was like, Caristo, I am
Speaker 2: your final.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, something's not dude.
Speaker 2: You can send me forty dollars.
Speaker 1: I need, I need, I need forty dollars from you.
Speaker 2: Christ professor.
Speaker 1: I am your father from the place. I am your father.
Speaker 2: I am your father from even very indistinct location.
Speaker 1: Dude, wather Fuck, I can't find the I'm trying to
Speaker 1: find the Yeah, it's it's for some reason. I'm struggling
Speaker 1: to find the picture.
Speaker 2: Hey, what's up to me? Keanu Reeves? Uh, what's your password?
Speaker 2: Where are you at right now? Where are you are
Speaker 2: right right now? Your ATM code? What's your pin? Like?
Speaker 1: It's just really cute to Reeves. Oh my god, is
Speaker 1: this so this is a different one? There's so many
Speaker 1: of them. Yeah, this one is it is crazy that
Speaker 1: like this say this is ms pate, dude, brother, this
Speaker 1: is crazy. It should that is so?
Speaker 5: I am you?
Speaker 1: That is fucked. That's fucking awesome.
Speaker 2: Why would you hold that is so crazy?
Speaker 1: Who is taking the picre?
Speaker 2: Everything about that bothers me about like the person who
Speaker 2: would believe that you know.
Speaker 1: My dear, I cannot call you until you send another
Speaker 1: three hundred dollars. What do you mean why can't you
Speaker 1: call me? How do I know this is real? And
Speaker 1: then how do I know this is just it's holding
Speaker 1: up signs. There's another one though, where he's like it's
Speaker 1: like hospitals, like bedritten or something, and it's the I
Speaker 1: can't find the pictures. It's so unbelievably bad. And these people, man,
Speaker 1: everything that comes to my mind. I was like, these
Speaker 1: motherfuckers vote, These are voters, they they contribute to. It
Speaker 1: really is terrifying where I'm like, how how could you?
Speaker 1: How could you if you can fall for that? Man?
Speaker 1: I think about that a lot with like scams where
Speaker 1: I'm just like, how are you?
Speaker 4: It is?
Speaker 3: I will say it is Unfortunately we live in a
Speaker 3: like I don't know you guys I'm constantly indicated with
Speaker 3: shit that's like just not for me, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean, Like it's like, Okay, here's another fucking call
Speaker 3: from like some fucking bullshit number that reg Oh, here's
Speaker 3: another fucking email from like fucking some company. Yeah it's
Speaker 3: I I even heard from people like looking for like
Speaker 3: work and stuff where it's just like they're like job
Speaker 3: people trying to hire that aren't even real.
Speaker 1: I'm at the point where those those companies that safeguard
Speaker 1: you from a lot of that stuff I'm considering signing
Speaker 1: up for when singing if it works, yeah, yeah, because
Speaker 1: I keep seeing them being advertised and I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: I'll call them. They're not because I would love to
Speaker 1: take this mansorship and get like a free trial of
Speaker 1: it or something, because I want to I want to
Speaker 1: see if it works. Because I'm getting the it's ramping
Speaker 1: up so much thro the fucking text messages that are
Speaker 1: like you've got your pay your toll and it's like, motherfucker, I'm.
Speaker 3: Getting so fucking your Amazon pat you're or not your
Speaker 3: Amazon backage, you're your UBS packages is uh has been withheld?
Speaker 2: No, I'm just like I didn't know.
Speaker 1: I didn't do that payment pending your account. My iCloud
Speaker 1: count is gonna expire. I keep getting this, I keep
Speaker 1: getting that too. I haven't paid for iCloud ever. I
Speaker 1: fucking don't have I don't use iCloud.
Speaker 3: I remember ever since the fappening, like I'm not gonna pay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got now, I did figure that. I didn't
Speaker 1: figure out that that the people that got they got fished.
Speaker 1: The people that got uh, it's not that they got
Speaker 1: hacked because somebody broke in and did some elaborate ship
Speaker 1: is they just got fixed fished. It was your account
Speaker 1: is compromised or whatever, sign in to correct it and
Speaker 1: then they put in the information. Now they have it.
Speaker 1: So all of those uh, the women that they just
Speaker 1: unfortunately they got fished, and you know, I know it's
Speaker 1: fucked up. But at the same time, that was that
Speaker 1: was a fun moment. The fat That was a especially
Speaker 1: I since I just watched Mose Faratu the uh Thomas
Speaker 1: it was uh played beast right and uh and he
Speaker 1: was he has the uh all of the he blasted
Speaker 1: so much giz all over Jennifer Lawrence. Dude like that dude,
Speaker 1: like it's crazy. That was the guy that was beat
Speaker 1: he was fucking he was fucking with her around that time,
Speaker 1: and then she just had like buckets of come on
Speaker 1: hear and some of the pictures and it was that
Speaker 1: guy and all I can't detach every time I see
Speaker 1: that guy think about him, just like fucking you never
Speaker 1: saw that. That was because I didn't look.
Speaker 2: Into that, to be honest, because I just thought I don't.
Speaker 1: I didn't.
Speaker 3: I never general celebrity stuff. Didn't care like I just
Speaker 3: didn't care about a celebrity.
Speaker 1: I I only care because that's what just made it interesting,
Speaker 1: because it was like it was not that like Jennifer Lawrence.
Speaker 1: To me, it was desirable because I actually I didn't
Speaker 1: care about hunger games or anything like that. But it
Speaker 1: was just fascinating seeing somebody that who's so famous. You're like,
Speaker 1: oh my, look look what she's doing. He just kind
Speaker 1: of did it. You didn't really, Yeah, she is a
Speaker 1: regular human being, but sometimes you forget that, like these
Speaker 1: people at these high levels that they just do degenerate
Speaker 1: stuff like we all do. Like because she's just like
Speaker 1: in her trailer, just being a fucking dumb bitch, like
Speaker 1: just having a wild fun time and having beasts come
Speaker 1: all over her.
Speaker 2: And ship and I was just like you, So it
Speaker 2: wasn't my mind, you know, like in the stupid ass
Speaker 2: commercials and the blow up and it's all the fucking
Speaker 2: blue or fear as the.
Speaker 3: Only Devin with the bee, so stupid gushers, hello once again.
Speaker 1: My mind nor oh minorities.
Speaker 2: Mine like like German, mine like my.
Speaker 1: Okay, gotcha, that's not bad.
Speaker 3: I kind of don't hate that I've taken on the
Speaker 3: ridiculous ask of listening to every single episode from zero
Speaker 3: to reminisce the days when I used to listen to
Speaker 3: them live with the parasocial bid out of the way,
Speaker 3: What are some of the positive things that can from
Speaker 3: the pandemic for you guys personally? It was this podcast
Speaker 3: for me so good. I'm listening. I'm literally listening to
Speaker 3: it twice. I can't imagine listening to this show twice,
Speaker 3: like the entirety, Like, I don't even there's especially in
Speaker 3: a short period of time, because there's definitely been We've
Speaker 3: repeated ourselves for sure, it's gonna happen. Yeah, it's just natural.
Speaker 3: It's like, but i'd be more obvious after like binging
Speaker 3: all of it.
Speaker 1: Look, I've I don't think I've ever listened to a
Speaker 1: podcast over like twice, mainly because I just have so
Speaker 1: much stuff to consume. But I have listened to bits
Speaker 1: over like say, especially come Town. I've reheard bit for
Speaker 1: sure many times because it's just like the funniest shit
Speaker 1: to me. Uh so, yeah, and then even though talking
Speaker 1: about like we've talked about rerepeated ourselves many times, them
Speaker 1: talking about the matrix is there's like a compilation of that,
Speaker 1: and then they've definitely repeated the same talking points many
Speaker 1: times over because it's gonna happen and it's I completely
Speaker 1: that's insane listening. Yeah, like saying if you're if you can,
Speaker 1: if you can lap that ship, that's crazy. But also, hey,
Speaker 1: uh we're a pretty good podcast. I guess, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: appreciate it.
Speaker 3: I mean, yes, as I mean, as far as the
Speaker 3: question goes as so as like the positive things that
Speaker 3: came out of the pandemic for I don't know, like
Speaker 3: not really much or anything like it was it was
Speaker 3: if anything, it was actually like just completely it was
Speaker 3: kind of whatever for us because like my life didn't
Speaker 3: really change that much as a result of the pandemic specifically,
Speaker 3: it wasn't like, oh, I'm suddenly working from home now.
Speaker 2: It's like I've been doing that the whole time.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: The only difference was that I've said this before.
Speaker 3: But like there is like a weird kind of like
Speaker 3: novelty to like those first three weeks that I'm nostalgic
Speaker 3: for because it was so weird and different and everything
Speaker 3: felt like oh, and there was like I talked about,
Speaker 3: like how there was like a naive.
Speaker 2: Sense of like, oh maybe this is maybe, you know,
Speaker 2: maybe there's hope after this. You know, It's like there wasn't. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but everybody went crazy. Yeah, yeah, I ever already looked
Speaker 2: stupid because they couldn't get their hair cut.
Speaker 1: It was funny.
Speaker 3: And people were wiping down their groceries because they didn't know.
Speaker 2: What the fuck because they didn't where the other people. Yeah,
Speaker 2: what the fuck was gonna like what was spreading it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: We ate so many fucking like uh the fucking halls things.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, my mom sent this big fucking care.
Speaker 2: Five hundred like they have seen it or something.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 2: It was like vitamin C stuff. We were fucking immune.
Speaker 2: Probably they actually did ironically help a lot, like I
Speaker 2: just immute we probably because COVID would get on our.
Speaker 1: Body and be like, ow, I should actually get more
Speaker 1: of those. I have a Yeah, I actually have.
Speaker 2: I always have because I remember feeling really good, like
Speaker 2: having those all the time. It felt really good. Annoying
Speaker 2: people were dying, but like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it was just it only annoyed me
Speaker 1: when like the people that got exposed by other people
Speaker 1: going around and then they came into their vicinity infected them.
Speaker 1: Like those people dying, that sucked. But the people that
Speaker 1: were just like making the rounds, I'm glad they.
Speaker 2: Imagine like it's the people. He's like, oh man, I
Speaker 2: got some souls. I was weird and I oh I
Speaker 2: did it.
Speaker 1: I gave it to somebody.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't have any. There were positive moments within
Speaker 1: the pandemic, but it wasn't sure overall. It was trash.
Speaker 1: It was uh I got and at the same time,
Speaker 1: I uh, I got uh. Well, I just I only
Speaker 1: got diagnosed. I think last year or something or I
Speaker 1: can't time as fuck for me now. But like I
Speaker 1: figured out why my ctistosterone plummeted. I thought it was
Speaker 1: the house that I was living in because it was
Speaker 1: all dirty and gross and there was fucking rats and
Speaker 1: ship and mold and there was mold. Yeah, there was
Speaker 1: definitely mold.
Speaker 2: It was fucking drowger, fucking farmer in the basement, killed
Speaker 2: the dude.
Speaker 1: It was I don't know how because my my, my
Speaker 1: grandma was like one of the most meticulously clean and
Speaker 1: like just crazy about stuff, and then just when she
Speaker 1: got sick, everything fell apart. Uh And then so when
Speaker 1: we took over the house, it was horrible. But anyway,
Speaker 1: that was some of the worst. Your testosterone being like
Speaker 1: below normal levels of healthy. I wouldn't wish that on anybody.
Speaker 1: It's there was no way I would have put up
Speaker 1: with that for like another year, because I put up
Speaker 1: with it for like a year trying to figure out
Speaker 1: what the fuck was going on and it getting blood tests.
Speaker 2: What is the effects of that?
Speaker 1: I don't even I don't even think I can comprehend.
Speaker 1: It's uh so like would you know it if you
Speaker 1: felt like I don't even well, I knew something was wrong,
Speaker 1: I just didn't know what. And it wasn't until someone
Speaker 1: told me to get your uh your blood chat, get
Speaker 1: your testosterone. What were your symptoms? What was it like?
Speaker 1: So the biggest ones is extremely weak, like I have
Speaker 1: some injuries from football and that shit like really I
Speaker 1: was feeling it. I also I injured my achilles and
Speaker 1: it wouldn't heal.
Speaker 2: I kept reinjuring it just by I literally be sleeping
Speaker 2: at night and I would wake up like grabbing my
Speaker 2: fucking heel like just I don't know, I somehow reinjured
Speaker 2: into my sleep.
Speaker 1: It just wouldn't heal. My fucking It's like, oh goat.
Speaker 1: Like everything it was exactly like I have a her
Speaker 1: neated disc in in my neck and uh it felt
Speaker 1: like my I felt like my head was gonna fall off.
Speaker 1: It was just so everything was just so weak. And
Speaker 1: then there was the extreme hot and cold flashes, so
Speaker 1: like you know menopause when like their homemones go all
Speaker 1: crazy like women when they're when they're So I had
Speaker 1: a extreme hot so it would be it would be
Speaker 1: like a twenty degree difference like that. It would just
Speaker 1: be like boom, So I'd be freezing so and then
Speaker 1: other and then I'd be like it would be so
Speaker 1: fucking high.
Speaker 3: Room in our first apartment, twenty degree difference between me
Speaker 3: and the room next to me is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: That was crazy. But there's other like if anyone's listening
Speaker 1: to this. If you if you've ever experienced anything like this,
Speaker 1: the cold flashes, weakness, you're tired all the time, extremely
Speaker 1: emotional for no fucking reason because your homemones are going
Speaker 1: crazy like that. Once. Yeah, it's facts. Emostly mostly I
Speaker 1: feel get your fucking get your get your levels checked
Speaker 1: because there's a huge spectrum. And if you're under like
Speaker 1: you know, I would say, they say, if you're under
Speaker 1: three hundred of total total just because there's total and free.
Speaker 1: If you're under three hundred, if you're a male, that's
Speaker 1: like unhealthy, and say if your insurance still won't cover you,
Speaker 1: because that's what they wouldn't do it for me. They
Speaker 1: were like, you're borderline fine. And I was telling them, guys,
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm dying. I'm not fine. Clearly I'm
Speaker 1: not supposed to be at this level. But insurance is
Speaker 1: it's America.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I went to a clinic eventually when I
Speaker 1: got diagnosed with the varical seal, which they believe is
Speaker 1: what caused it. Like my some I have some damage
Speaker 1: in my fucking nutsack from the tubes or something. They said,
Speaker 1: probably trauma. I used to be a cyclist like I
Speaker 1: used to. I wasn't a cyclist. That's the wrong to say.
Speaker 1: I rode my bike from many miles a day, but
Speaker 1: I wasn't like balls and squeezed real hard until you
Speaker 1: because then I would I wouldn't find a cyclist.
Speaker 2: You didn't make a career.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't do any of that. It's like how
Speaker 1: I just rode my bike everywhere.
Speaker 3: It's like somebody rapes once they're rave, just.
Speaker 2: Raped that what that is. It's the same like I'm
Speaker 2: not a gay. I'm not a gayest.
Speaker 1: I've just gayd gay one time, so that right, I
Speaker 1: kind of feel like that's actually tracks like like the
Speaker 1: guitarist thing or if you if you just dip dabble,
Speaker 1: you're not a guitarist if you just dabble, like I
Speaker 1: don't consider myself a guitarist. I mean like like I
Speaker 1: just dabble with it, right, But I feel I feel
Speaker 1: like experimenting with gay stuff because if if you're like
Speaker 1: that wasn't for me, I'm like, well, are you really
Speaker 1: gay or did you just want to try it? Just
Speaker 1: try to? That's why I feel like I know and
Speaker 1: societally we would make fun of you, say you're gay, right.
Speaker 2: Like, I mean, if I don't, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, if we're gonna be, if we're
Speaker 1: gonna if I'm gonna be in societal terms, I'm still
Speaker 1: gonna point my finger at you and say you're gay.
Speaker 1: I look heart to heart, heart to heart. If you
Speaker 1: came to me and you told me that, I'd be like,
Speaker 1: I don't think you're gay.
Speaker 2: Look, I'm the biggest homophone that's probably ever taken physical form.
Speaker 3: That It's very true. Obviously, that's very true to say
Speaker 3: it is taking physical form. The of his character design
Speaker 3: is literally homophobic.
Speaker 2: But go on to six six ft tall, big black
Speaker 2: man's that is that doesn't mean, ah, can we be real?
Speaker 1: Did you see what? It's kind of a big thing
Speaker 1: soldier boys.
Speaker 2: It's pretty common. It's pretty common on all of them.
Speaker 3: Like, no, I'm not saying nobody's saying all of them. Look,
Speaker 3: obviously Bill Cosby is not because he's dead.
Speaker 1: Is he dead?
Speaker 2: He's not?
Speaker 4: Huh?
Speaker 1: Is he dead? In prison? He did not google this? Right? Now?
Speaker 1: Did you not hear about this? Bill Cosby?
Speaker 3: Cosby is dead, that's right, he died. This is not
Speaker 3: a bit like he died like I think like three
Speaker 3: months ago.
Speaker 1: Really, I think he died. He died. I'm pretty sure. Like,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure he died. Elusive Joe era.
Speaker 3: The Elusive Joe era. It was before he was even
Speaker 3: convicted of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's what I think. We're all like
Speaker 1: due time has fucked us. I think COVID really did
Speaker 1: did a massive time warp. I think like, yeah, so
Speaker 1: many people died at once that it like shook the
Speaker 1: gravitational peoples. I know, I love the name pill Cosby.
Speaker 1: I mean that was pretty fire. How the fuck did that?
Speaker 1: They're like activated my seri.
Speaker 2: It was going on, you know, a perk angle, the
Speaker 2: perk Angle era.
Speaker 1: It was the best angle. I love. It was the
Speaker 1: best crazy era.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what that is. Kurt Angle just
Speaker 2: was taking like seventy fucking like perks for match. Motherfucker
Speaker 2: was going to matches, just fucking Yoinket and boint.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, well so first off, just to get off this,
Speaker 1: do we have a to get another question? What was it?
Speaker 1: I don't even remember, huh what was the question? I
Speaker 1: remember something about the pandemic or something.
Speaker 3: Oh, I do want to say the thing I hated
Speaker 3: most about it was the fact that it'd gotten the
Speaker 3: way of us doing the show. Yeah, it made us
Speaker 3: go remote and that, like I always resented for that
Speaker 3: because it's just like, goddamn it, it did.
Speaker 1: It sucked. It's it's one of those things like it's cool,
Speaker 1: we got through it. We we did it. People and
Speaker 1: joyed the show, but clearly people are enjoying it better
Speaker 1: now that we're back.
Speaker 2: First was mixed back for me because I finally left
Speaker 2: my stupid as job at Starbucks. I got my degree
Speaker 2: during it.
Speaker 3: But it took a pandemic for you to quit that job.
Speaker 1: Man, Yeah, that's pretty crazy.
Speaker 2: I realized how much Ada didn't give a fuck about
Speaker 2: me as a human being. They were like, oh, do
Speaker 2: all this was like, there's a fucking pandemic. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: make the customer feel comfortable. It's like, I like this
Speaker 2: bitch up right now, fucking dick. I will put I
Speaker 2: will put every chemical in the oven and put it
Speaker 2: to forty five.
Speaker 1: I was trying to get it to quit that job
Speaker 1: for so long, man, Yeah, and just actually like do
Speaker 1: something like this. Yeah, I look back on it and
Speaker 1: say it was stupid, but I to be fair, that's
Speaker 1: a lot of my friends that I grew up with,
Speaker 1: I've tried to give them opportunities, even like attached from
Speaker 1: when I was in a successful band and I wanted
Speaker 1: to transition from the drummer to the singer. I brought
Speaker 1: in one of my friends and like, hey, we're gonna
Speaker 1: play with this huge band that's coming over the east,
Speaker 1: from the East to the West for the first time.
Speaker 1: All right, and then he fucking like quits two days
Speaker 1: before and I'm like, just play the show then leave,
Speaker 1: Like I don't care. Play the show, then you can
Speaker 1: leave the band. Yeah, I'm gonna go back to college. Cool.
Speaker 1: You can't go to school right now. It's literally impossible
Speaker 1: play the show. But like it, just like I don't.
Speaker 1: Sometimes people just I don't know, for whatever reason, they
Speaker 1: don't want to rise to the occasion.
Speaker 2: Left time about to be taking out of their comfort zone. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it should be to be forced out of the covers.
Speaker 1: Just savagely beat him. But actually I don't have to
Speaker 1: worry about that because he actually died. Dire friend. If
Speaker 1: my homie died in twenty twenty one, it wasn't maybe
Speaker 1: it contributed to it, like maybe, but he was he
Speaker 1: was he was he was bad alcoholic, you know that stuff.
Speaker 1: He was one of those guys that like I really
Speaker 1: I tried to get him a job. I used to
Speaker 1: work at a seven eleven distribution center. I got him
Speaker 1: a job a quid. A week later his UH, I
Speaker 1: try to pull him out of the ship.
Speaker 2: But eventually deserve it.
Speaker 1: On the on the weekend that I was going to
Speaker 1: see Jojo for the first time, UH, I got a
Speaker 1: call and he was like, oh, yeah, he's UH and
Speaker 1: then we're gonna do the funeral. I was like, fuck,
Speaker 1: I gotta go to Lithuania.
Speaker 2: I felt bad.
Speaker 1: I felt bad.
Speaker 3: I was like, I gotta go sell Lithuanian alcoholic.
Speaker 1: He If he was actually I would have actually been
Speaker 1: able to attend the funeral. No, he was, he was.
Speaker 1: He was Mexican. He's a weirdier Mexican whatever. Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: so many of ye shout out to he's probably, you know,
Speaker 1: doing drum beats from whatever plane of existence.
Speaker 3: Probably purgatory right now. Can't go to Hell if it's
Speaker 3: drunk when it dies.
Speaker 2: I think I felt like, I feel like Hell is
Speaker 2: full of Irish people now. I think I think Geny.
Speaker 3: I think if you're I think that's part of it, right,
Speaker 3: Like if you're drunk or high when you die, you
Speaker 3: can't go to heaven.
Speaker 2: You just get stuck in purgatory. That sounds I just
Speaker 2: have some bullshit. They'd make up.
Speaker 1: I mean why I would make up if I was
Speaker 1: trying to control people? Spurgatory all that bad.
Speaker 3: I feel like this is purgatory to be honest. This Yeah,
Speaker 3: just feel like this world feels like purgatory.
Speaker 1: I like that, it really does. It's like, are you
Speaker 1: I just man? If I knew there was something on
Speaker 1: the other side? I mean, why would I be here? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think about that a lot, like because especially about
Speaker 2: like I don't think about it a lot that'll be concerned.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go off with a good to good to
Speaker 2: other people and not just go out to fucking go upstairs.
Speaker 1: You know what.
Speaker 3: I think about a lot like the idea or not
Speaker 3: a lot to the idea of Like, if you do
Speaker 3: become a ghost, right you die, you become a ghost.
Speaker 3: Is it better to be like a like a twenty
Speaker 3: five to thirty five year old ghost then it.
Speaker 2: Is to be like a seventy year old ghost, like
Speaker 2: a ghost of a concept.
Speaker 3: You know, no, but you're you're still visual to people,
Speaker 3: like you present yourself in some way, and it's usually
Speaker 3: when you die, like people see like an old woman
Speaker 3: or like a child.
Speaker 2: They don't see like some arbitrary.
Speaker 3: Like middle point of your consistence. It's usually like when
Speaker 3: you die that you appear as a ghost. So for me,
Speaker 3: I'm thinking, like I don't know, I don't want to
Speaker 3: spend eternity as a seventy year old.
Speaker 2: Is that it's like becoming it's becoming a becoming a
Speaker 2: vampire when you're like ninety. Yeah, yeah, it's like you
Speaker 2: seen have you seen what we do in the Yeah,
Speaker 2: they have one definitely an older vampires like this sucks. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the baby vampire. Yeah yeah, that's just like just rolling around.
Speaker 1: And he fucking sucks.
Speaker 2: Also, yeah, okay that I would definitely we have a
Speaker 2: baby vampire onto the sun. Drag your baby vampire into
Speaker 2: the sun. Yeah, I mean, I mean it might be
Speaker 2: really strong for a baby, but it's still a baby.
Speaker 2: You know. It doesn't understand because vampires get stronger than like,
Speaker 2: so you could outfight a thousand year old baby vampire,
Speaker 2: well outfight like, I mean, it could kill it could
Speaker 2: kill you though likely probably be a really fat, crazy
Speaker 2: fast crawler. I think it's one of those things that
Speaker 2: if it wanted, how old is this baby? Like maybe
Speaker 2: just nine, ten months? One year old?
Speaker 1: I want to infant. No, I don't know, because it's
Speaker 1: it doesn't have the the intent to kill me. No.
Speaker 2: No, No, Like let's say it's it's been an infant
Speaker 2: for a thousand years. Does it learn?
Speaker 1: No? Can it stuck?
Speaker 3: No, it's still their brain is still developing, still be stuck.
Speaker 3: There would just it's like an infinite pause, right, isn't it. Yes,
Speaker 3: that's what I believe.
Speaker 2: I would assume. So, but like, because I'm pretty sure
Speaker 2: vampires they.
Speaker 1: Just they just keep existing. Yeah, they don't.
Speaker 2: Did they get any more brain power? Like this is
Speaker 2: a fake thing. Obviously you don't have to stay the
Speaker 2: obvious clearly we're talking about vampires.
Speaker 1: I think that that's the whole idea. They don't age anymore.
Speaker 1: They stay. That's where they their minds age too, said,
Speaker 1: they get you can you can not if you don't
Speaker 1: have if your brain doesn't have the abilities to do
Speaker 1: anything that when you're a baby, right, you don't have
Speaker 1: any of the your brain is not developed to capture
Speaker 1: memories or do anything.
Speaker 2: That's the same thing, like definitely made Twilight right, It's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: Edward isn't a pedophile. He's stuck at seventeen years old
Speaker 2: even though he's lived for one hundred and twenty years.
Speaker 2: Well that's not how that works house, So how does
Speaker 2: that not work well?
Speaker 1: Because even even if it's like okay, if you don't
Speaker 1: want you do want to say pedophile, it's not even
Speaker 1: it's not even necessarily if you if you just want to,
Speaker 1: because that's like technicalities. People are more concerned about the
Speaker 1: age gaps. So just like it's creepy when an eighty
Speaker 1: year old fucking like billionaire or something starts fucking a
Speaker 1: twenty year old or something like, yeah, it's with they're
Speaker 1: both legal, but it's fucking gross. So who gives a fuck?
Speaker 1: Like I don't care about like, oh, technically, I'm like no,
Speaker 1: it's this guy's been alive for fucking a million years
Speaker 1: and he's like I'm gonna stay in high school. That's
Speaker 1: fucking disgusting. That's weird.
Speaker 2: Like I don't know, not like the idea that vampires
Speaker 2: they just they're like they just their brains are still
Speaker 2: brains and though they age, the age slower, So if
Speaker 2: you live that long, you're just gonna go crazy. I
Speaker 2: don't think that's how it works.
Speaker 1: It's clearly how it works.
Speaker 2: I feel like that's what happens. They all this kind
Speaker 2: of vapires, kind of go nuts events, And I think
Speaker 2: they might go nuts because that's what like being alive
Speaker 2: for a long time does. Yeah, but like, I don't
Speaker 2: think it's not because like the brain, the brain isn't
Speaker 2: meant to exist at that long at the link.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but even if it's constantly healing itself and it's
Speaker 1: not degenerating, right, their brain is not degenerating or else
Speaker 1: it would be gone a long time ago.
Speaker 2: No, no, I get it right. But his idea is
Speaker 2: that they still just go mad eventually. It was like
Speaker 2: the experience.
Speaker 1: I think it was more of just like like like
Speaker 1: what he said, it's not it's not doesn't have to
Speaker 1: do with their brain. It's just more of like why
Speaker 1: am I still here kind of a thing. I'm I
Speaker 1: fucking I just keep losing loved ones. I keep like
Speaker 1: it's just crazy and you're just.
Speaker 3: Learning so much and you're seeing so much time go
Speaker 3: by and then and I think what happens is like
Speaker 3: as you get older. I think we've all noticed this
Speaker 3: as we've gotten older, is like times times quicker, Like
Speaker 3: a year is quicker today than it was when we
Speaker 3: were like seventeen. Like I remember, specifically a year felt
Speaker 3: like an eternity. I remember that very distinctly. Remember when
Speaker 3: summer felt like fucking forever. I remember when the school
Speaker 3: year felt like I remember when a single school year
Speaker 3: ten months felt.
Speaker 1: Like five years, you know, high school. But now it's
Speaker 1: like a year.
Speaker 3: Goes buying a fucking flash. So for a vampire, I
Speaker 3: would imagine at a certain point, like bro, years are
Speaker 3: going by so ridiculously fast for you that you're going nuts,
Speaker 3: and you're probably like, hallocent, you're going crazy.
Speaker 1: Or I guess it could be maybe it's not. Maybe
Speaker 1: it's not that. Maybe you're not going that crazy because
Speaker 1: you've been alive for so long that one hundred years
Speaker 1: it just seems like a year to them.
Speaker 2: Now that's true, But then there's still people existing within
Speaker 2: those times, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess it depends on how social right.
Speaker 2: And you're like, if you're realizing that's why they're in
Speaker 2: solitude forever, I think literally it's why they isolate sleep.
Speaker 1: It just like I can't be around it a couple
Speaker 1: of children and then go back to sleep. I can't,
Speaker 1: I can't. It looks pretty good a son, like you
Speaker 1: get a little strawdom too.
Speaker 3: That's like a real scientific fact though, right, Like the
Speaker 3: brand interprets time as a going as you get older.
Speaker 2: Well, they experienced more of it.
Speaker 1: Well, it's also like it's it's the same as it's
Speaker 1: also the same as a trip, right, it's getting there
Speaker 1: always seems like it takes long, even if it's literally equidistance,
Speaker 1: no traffic coming coming back phils like like it's a
Speaker 1: breeze because you already did it. Yeah, anticipation is gone,
Speaker 1: Like we're not we're not anticipating anything anymore. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: they're just living.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, let's.
Speaker 1: Few more.
Speaker 2: What is this?
Speaker 1: I don't want to be I mean what I Sometimes
Speaker 1: I'm like, why am I? It's it's whenever I learned
Speaker 1: about like, oh, the billionaires and tax breaks, it's just
Speaker 1: ship like that. I'm like, oh that I'm getting a
Speaker 1: notice for my taxes and then these nigga.
Speaker 3: That's when I feel like I'm not suicidal, but sometimes
Speaker 3: I do think it would be really convenient to die.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I'm not like doing it. I'm suicidal, but
Speaker 2: I don't like being alive exactly.
Speaker 1: Nigga, I have to pay. We're all like in this
Speaker 1: certain tax bracket where we're all expected to pay and
Speaker 1: keep things to float. And these niggas are just hoarding
Speaker 1: so much in this little bit of their wealth could
Speaker 1: like make everything great. And that's what I feel, Like,
Speaker 1: why am I here so insane? Is that?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: What is this?
Speaker 2: What is these tax cuts are for?
Speaker 1: Like people?
Speaker 2: Like no person is really enjoying the tax cuts that
Speaker 2: he's implementing. It's like eighteen people well like like quite
Speaker 2: literally less than like probably like ten thousand people in
Speaker 2: this country really enjoys tax cuts.
Speaker 1: And what annoys me is when you when you see it,
Speaker 1: actually I think it would be. Well, the thing that
Speaker 1: annoys me is when you see the amount that they're cutting.
Speaker 1: It's nothing too like the amount of money that they're saving.
Speaker 1: It's just purely sickness, right because they're saving what is
Speaker 1: equivalent to the taxes that are being taken out of
Speaker 1: us essentially, which is not it's not devastating to our pockets.
Speaker 1: It's annoying, that's all. It's it's annoying, and they're doing
Speaker 1: the same thing, like, oh, this billionaire got to save
Speaker 1: eighty million dollars. What is eighty million dollars with a
Speaker 1: fucking billionaire, Like literally, that's eight percent of a billion
Speaker 1: fucking dollars, Like it's nothing, and they have billions, and
Speaker 1: so it'll make it makes me crazy where I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm here, we're over here. Everybody is in the ship
Speaker 1: getting fat fucking medical bills if they have an emergency,
Speaker 1: and the I'm just like, what am I doing? Why
Speaker 1: am I here?
Speaker 2: Yeah, capitalism really doesn't work man like quite literally, it
Speaker 2: works for them. I think it works very decidedly, like
Speaker 2: it worked for a period of time once upon a time,
Speaker 2: but that time is so far gone it's insane.
Speaker 1: And I think the issue is it's uh, since we're
Speaker 1: already here. I think.
Speaker 2: The issue is that it works up.
Speaker 3: It's almost like a like the balance of a like
Speaker 3: the meta of a game in some way right where
Speaker 3: it works up unto a point and then you have
Speaker 3: to change it. But then like you do have to
Speaker 3: change it because it's almost like a like weeds overgrowing,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. You have to prune it,
Speaker 3: like it's good for competition in some ways, but then
Speaker 3: at some point the competition gets to a point where
Speaker 3: it's just like, wait, we can actually like make a
Speaker 3: lot and making an inferior product.
Speaker 2: Actually, I think it works for capitalism and the developmental
Speaker 2: scale of a government because it works on the developmental
Speaker 2: scale of a country. So in this instance of like
Speaker 2: pre World War two, I think capitalism theoretically for the
Speaker 2: country was working. Then I think the moment that we
Speaker 2: entered the global global market, it should not have been
Speaker 2: around it anymore.
Speaker 3: I don't know whatever, I'm not an economist. I'm just
Speaker 3: not I just I think what I guess my gut reaction.
Speaker 2: Because that was econic, So that wasn't you know by
Speaker 2: econ teacher would be like, yeah, now it's like we
Speaker 2: have other people to do things for us, and it's
Speaker 2: going to fuck up us having jobs here. So we're fucked.
Speaker 2: We fucked the contient immediately.
Speaker 1: Well, that's why I think the government should be. That's
Speaker 1: why I feel like weird. Everybodys supposed to pay, and
Speaker 1: so the government is the one that's building all the infrastructure,
Speaker 1: that's doing all this stuff. That's why like the idea
Speaker 1: of capitalism privatizing and making everything for profit is will
Speaker 1: one always lead this way? And it's to me it
Speaker 1: is working just as intended. They want this if you
Speaker 1: have money, this is exactly what you want. So people
Speaker 1: say it's it's failed. I'm like, no, it's working. It's doing.
Speaker 1: It's very well.
Speaker 2: Especially the society. Benefit of a society, that's the whole.
Speaker 1: But that's the whole thing. Where like if we if
Speaker 1: we're if it was caring for society, it wouldn't be capitalism.
Speaker 1: So that's why if capitalism is working as intended, that's
Speaker 1: the thing where like people, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: It's like I think it works for like the for
Speaker 3: the production of like things that are like products and
Speaker 3: ship that's good up unto a point, because I do
Speaker 3: think there is a point where it's like, Okay, we're
Speaker 3: we're competing and we're trying.
Speaker 1: Would that not happen though, if the if the government,
Speaker 1: if it was all subsidized, all these companies were subsidized
Speaker 1: by the government, it was all a tax based system,
Speaker 1: like would would ingenuity? Would people just not want to
Speaker 1: try anymore?
Speaker 4: No? But I.
Speaker 1: Think I feel like like scientists and engineers, people that
Speaker 1: are driven to create really cool ship would still be here.
Speaker 1: I just think that I understand that because people that
Speaker 1: own money employ those people.
Speaker 2: Sure, like so those people don't. It's just the people
Speaker 2: because like it's like Elon Musk, like people think he's
Speaker 2: a genius.
Speaker 1: He's not. He just has money and throws it at geniuses.
Speaker 1: So the geniuses are still going to be their innovating,
Speaker 1: but it's just going to be subsidized by people that
Speaker 1: aren't trying to just their walls.
Speaker 2: It would be a transformation of how things is done
Speaker 2: where I would turn into people have to just live
Speaker 2: for the being. Living would not be hard, you know,
Speaker 2: there's always gonna be then there then there would be
Speaker 2: people that would be able to have passion to do things,
Speaker 2: that could really do it. It would fundamentally excel us
Speaker 2: very far because it'd be little kids that'd be like, oh,
Speaker 2: I really like science and space, and then they could
Speaker 2: actually feasibly do that. Yes, you know they could feasibly
Speaker 2: do it. Like look, if you put you throw kids
Speaker 2: into space, yes, yeah, absolutely yes, if they want to learn,
Speaker 2: put them pot this isn't even a bit anymore.
Speaker 1: Yes, throw them in space, which one verribly white and
Speaker 1: are certain if your parents would, I wouldn't would. So,
Speaker 1: so you don't think Baron Trump deserves to be in space.
Speaker 1: Let's say let's he's gonna up the spacetunately? Is he
Speaker 1: not already in space?
Speaker 2: He's like, are so fucking stupid? He's like he's.
Speaker 1: Gotta fall out of He's really like ruggling to breathe.
Speaker 1: He's having a heart.
Speaker 2: He's so tall, but he can't breathe. It's such a
Speaker 2: horrible fucking its fifteen. It takes forty five minutes for
Speaker 2: a breath to reach his lungs. He's so fucking freaking tall.
Speaker 2: He looks so weird.
Speaker 1: Man, he looks like he's just evil. Dude. You know
Speaker 1: who's gonna be that?
Speaker 4: That that X?
Speaker 1: That kid X Elon Mus's son little son. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that kid is is a monster. Did you see the
Speaker 1: way he was talking to Trump? Oh? No, is that
Speaker 1: is that?
Speaker 2: Who that kid is?
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that. I'm pretty sure that one's X.
Speaker 1: I could be wrong.
Speaker 3: I don't know who's forty five X, but like he does,
Speaker 3: he has like forty five kids that he doesn't raise.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a role model for for for conservative men.
Speaker 1: Great fucking Ivy fucking dumbat shooting is sperm in a
Speaker 1: lab coat. I don't even know where in some scientists
Speaker 1: and it's crazy sperm. I don't like him. All of
Speaker 1: them as don't like him, Like, oh he sucks. Yeah
Speaker 1: I saw a joke.
Speaker 3: It's just like it bothers me because like they're it
Speaker 3: sucks because they're good jokes that I feel like, it's
Speaker 3: just like whatever, the climate's all fucked, so there's no
Speaker 3: point in uh sharing them. But there's that I thought
Speaker 3: was really funny where it's like it showed a picture
Speaker 3: of Elon and all the kids that he's abandoned. It's like, damn,
Speaker 3: even though white South, even even white Africans.
Speaker 1: Abandoned.
Speaker 2: It's like, damn, that's fucking sad.
Speaker 1: That's yeah, it's like a joke.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 3: It's but like you know what I mean, Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: I can't It'll be like the worst people being like yo, yeah.
Speaker 1: Right, it's in those circles. Yeah, probably not. He's he's
Speaker 1: a child. He's so rich because he's white, it doesn't count. Yeah,
Speaker 1: those people would be like, yeah, taile, he's actually doing
Speaker 1: brilliant ship. What are you doing? Tell me, tell me,
Speaker 1: tell me to give me, tell me what he's so brilliant.
Speaker 1: Isn't about him just giving one?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 1: Good? It's like, dude, I hope your house gets carpet bombed.
Speaker 2: Yeah no really at this point, carpet bomby is such
Speaker 2: a fucking it's evil and it's such a white out
Speaker 2: of rage.
Speaker 1: It's so like, fucking whatever, get everything. I don't really
Speaker 1: hear that anymore.
Speaker 2: But it's vegeta. It's vegeta. The no no, no, no no,
Speaker 2: look over the shoulders.
Speaker 1: The oh it's that.
Speaker 2: I thought I thought they was more accurate a lot more. Well,
Speaker 2: it's like, fucking I'm done. I'm just gonna blow this
Speaker 2: bitch up.
Speaker 1: It's not like he did.
Speaker 3: There's more of a suicide. Yeah, He's like, isn't suicide exploded?
Speaker 1: I mean throw.
Speaker 2: Side bombs, drops suside barbers out of a plane.
Speaker 1: That's kind of crazy. They dropped the mombs in the
Speaker 1: prane crash. What the funk will you.
Speaker 3: Comma Kazie divers it's a Kama Kazi diversing.
Speaker 1: Like, I guess if you give them wings so they
Speaker 1: can put that people play, Yeah, you give them wingsuits,
Speaker 1: but then that defeats the purpose of it being a
Speaker 1: carpet bomb though, because then that's kind of precise land
Speaker 1: that different spots, they all land like information I'd like
Speaker 1: to jump out to. I guess that's not Yeah, I
Speaker 1: guess that's the idea of a car bomb said.
Speaker 2: It's unpredictable. It's just it's just it's just.
Speaker 1: Like your carpeting in area.
Speaker 3: Just and then it just would played every played Mercenaries. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 3: that game was you can just car you could just
Speaker 3: send carbon bombs. You can play with co op to
Speaker 3: so like if you have like a friend of yours
Speaker 3: like doing some shit, you just carvet bomb. It was
Speaker 3: the funniest ship ever. You bunker bust your friends too.
Speaker 1: So awesome would if you could, No, it's it's because
Speaker 1: it's like, what am I trying to like decimate a
Speaker 1: part of the like a population, like to take or
Speaker 1: what am I?
Speaker 2: What am I doing?
Speaker 1: I have it alert, I'd have like I I I
Speaker 1: can't because there's only like it would like it would
Speaker 1: have to be a small enough nuke towards like oh,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be this country club or whatever. It's gonna
Speaker 1: be like like mar al Lago or you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm saying it's gonna be it's gonna be very concentraded,
Speaker 1: which is not a nuke.
Speaker 2: It'd be like God touching my hand and you have
Speaker 2: the power now, you you have the juice now, And
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't want to do it, and he's like,
Speaker 2: why not?
Speaker 1: Gods telling you, LOUI are you doing you bitch? Do it?
Speaker 1: We gotta do it.
Speaker 3: We Gotroyably Coquizard wrote in this isn't even a question.
Speaker 3: He says, we got snark Tank episode three hundred before six.
Speaker 3: That is true, true, man, that game is gonna that's
Speaker 3: gonna be a crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm very excited about the It's it's gonna it's gonna
Speaker 1: like really put a lot of the bullshit on pause
Speaker 1: that I've been consuming recently about just like all the
Speaker 1: it's probably gonna put me in a motor. I can
Speaker 1: just I can just focus on this huge cultural event,
Speaker 1: which is it's about games and not about like, oh,
Speaker 1: trying to get rid of the COVID vaccine or some ship.
Speaker 2: You know it's gonna You're you are you are so
Speaker 2: unprepared for how much that ship is going to be politicized.
Speaker 2: You are so I forgot about the woman, and it's
Speaker 2: gonna be a woman. It's gonna definitely be gay. Shouit
Speaker 2: in there because it's gonna take this. In Cali, there's
Speaker 2: definitely gonna be minority care not sorry, doesn't Florida Sorry,
Speaker 2: Florida the other gay place, but that that place is
Speaker 2: in gay Like it's like a swamp of fucking the
Speaker 2: worst people. What does a lot of gay people in
Speaker 2: Florida there there? Miami probably not the same probably the
Speaker 2: same degree as obviously California. California is the fucking mecca
Speaker 2: for homos in the country, you know, But like that's
Speaker 2: like I should have said, Homo.
Speaker 1: Mecca for hole was sounded kind of good, like it
Speaker 1: rolled out the tongue pretty nicely. MEA, Yeah, it's not
Speaker 1: like a like a like an actual man like door up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, s'mmon to Mecca. Homo comes in? Does the
Speaker 2: death drop?
Speaker 1: Where are the men? I'm here? Only four men? Just
Speaker 1: I love the idea of a homod sick as I
Speaker 1: guess I was doing more of robo. I was just
Speaker 1: trying to like like mech suit because like, yeah, like
Speaker 1: the slower not like now I'm thinking about a mobile
Speaker 1: suit of like just gainess. It's like a freaking club.
Speaker 1: It's like a gig club in it too, like a
Speaker 1: dance thorn pole and stuff. That's I want a mobile
Speaker 1: suit so fucking badly.
Speaker 2: Oh, I just want mecha doors.
Speaker 1: I want that to be mine.
Speaker 2: The dragon to come out and liken't kill everything burn.
Speaker 3: So this is funny, Yeah, just a little scream type
Speaker 3: Fella wrote in. He says singing Elon with his toddler
Speaker 3: in the oval office reminded me of when you riffed
Speaker 3: about an evil billionaire having a child around him all
Speaker 3: at all times as a human shield, just in case
Speaker 3: the sniper was around the corner. He's so he wrote this.
Speaker 3: He wrote this in and I totally forgot that we
Speaker 3: did this years ago. This was like a rift that
Speaker 3: we did like ages ago. Wow, We're like, yeah, that's right,
Speaker 3: I forgot, And then like now we kind of made
Speaker 3: it real. Can we find of what he's doing?
Speaker 1: I need I need to know what episode that is,
Speaker 1: because I would have loved I would love to put
Speaker 1: that against the picture of Elon using his kid as
Speaker 1: a shield.
Speaker 2: It's in the It's in the like late one hundreds.
Speaker 2: I think it was a while ago.
Speaker 1: Somebody, if somebody they can, they can tag me if
Speaker 1: they know which episode, if this gentleman knows, because I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna find it. It.
Speaker 2: Shit depresses me so bad. There's so many problems that
Speaker 2: are just gonna be caused, like already that's happening. The
Speaker 2: moves that are going on right now are gonna leave
Speaker 2: like that. Do you see that they accidentally fired a
Speaker 2: bunch of people that are in charge of like nukes
Speaker 2: and stuff what accidentally? Yeah, So because they're just doing this,
Speaker 2: it's it's incompetent sweeping federal firings. And then they realized
Speaker 2: that they were like, oh shit, these are like really
Speaker 2: important people, and they try to get in contact with
Speaker 2: some of them and they couldn't. The guys some of
Speaker 2: them were already like unreachable because they're just whatever, Like
Speaker 2: they couldn't find some of them. Some of them didn't
Speaker 2: want to get their jobs backs for like I have
Speaker 2: no fucking security obviously, we just fired me like nothing.
Speaker 2: So they're just making a big like I'm pretty sure
Speaker 2: nuke's gonna go up at some point on accident because
Speaker 2: the wrong asshole's gonna be in charge of gonna be
Speaker 2: random fallout.
Speaker 1: Like what the Fox and Friends guys in charge of
Speaker 1: our military, like, this is little fucking joke.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have fucking joke. I have feelings.
Speaker 1: I have feelings. That's a good way to put it. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but yeah, someone please tag me in that episode, uh,
Speaker 1: because I'd love to put that out. That'd be nice. Yeah. Uh,
Speaker 1: what the fuck is this?
Speaker 2: Anthony Biana Benaviento says, Hey, boy, it's fun fact that
Speaker 2: they frogs are slightly magnetic. You can purchase frog sticks
Speaker 2: on Amazon, which are essentially magnetic poles that pick up
Speaker 2: frogs that can't be real? What that wouldn't surprise you
Speaker 2: to learn that frogs are are fucking magnetic. There's so
Speaker 2: much weird ship like that in the like in this
Speaker 2: Inflorent Fonda's like, what, I guess that sound crazy?
Speaker 1: Okay, I guess the weird thing is like I have
Speaker 1: no idea why, but yeah, I mean it's surprising animal magnetic.
Speaker 2: I feel like like other animals, like what you call it,
Speaker 2: Spider's damn near float around on air currents. You know, Like, well,
Speaker 2: there's so much wild ship that happened.
Speaker 3: Them being light enough to be whisked away by a
Speaker 3: breeze is different than a frog sticking to a fridge
Speaker 3: because it's magnetic.
Speaker 2: Well, then like why do animals Why do animals stick
Speaker 2: to animal They're not probably not magnetic to that degree,
Speaker 2: but like, why can't animals just scale up surfaces? Often
Speaker 2: some of them have like opposing charges on their like
Speaker 2: little fez sis they can climb things because of it.
Speaker 2: Are little tiny animals a little feed youurine and feces. Sorry,
Speaker 2: there are so many there, there's so much like damn
Speaker 2: near like fucking hocus pocus kng books ship in the
Speaker 2: fucking animal kingdom.
Speaker 3: All right, if you are right, if you're if you're
Speaker 3: unwilling to play along with the insanity of this, we'll
Speaker 3: move on.
Speaker 2: I just thought it was interesting. It's interesting, for sure,
Speaker 2: it's very I also don't believe it, Yeah, like I
Speaker 2: just don't believe that frogs are magnetic.
Speaker 3: I think it's like a misunderstanding.
Speaker 2: I mean, everything is magnetic, isn't it. It's probably it's
Speaker 2: like the same way that everything is gay. Well no, no, yeah,
Speaker 2: everything hasn't been yet a charge with me and everything
Speaker 2: gay would agree. So how was your point?
Speaker 1: How do why do you believe that it's easy. What's
Speaker 1: what is?
Speaker 3: What is one hundred percent straight about anything?
Speaker 1: But what is it?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: Like is a is? A is a piece of metal? Sexualized?
Speaker 1: Why do men have nipples?
Speaker 2: Because when we were all like in freature in Vitrio,
Speaker 2: we're all like girls, right, isn't that what it is?
Speaker 2: So doesn't make you gay though, that's a different thing
Speaker 2: if you start off sort of trance. That's the one
Speaker 2: thing gay.
Speaker 1: Most women like men by default, since we started off
Speaker 1: as women. You are in fact gay. Interesting because you're
Speaker 1: a man and you the woman part of you likes men.
Speaker 1: You have nipples, sir? Yea like the the pussy lips
Speaker 1: were basically it was a ball sack. What yeah, what
Speaker 1: are you saying? I'm saying how how how true? Is that?
Speaker 1: It's absolutely true? Study go look at go go go
Speaker 1: look at a pussy and then basically, so that's that's
Speaker 1: a scrotum, that's the ball sack. It's just but it
Speaker 1: like you know, it turns into that instead of forming
Speaker 1: and then balls being there, it does the balls grew
Speaker 1: up there and then it's just yeah, you just got it.
Speaker 1: It's just so funny to be like, oh, Adam and
Speaker 1: Eve but then when you just actually look at the body, like, oh,
Speaker 1: I can see how this became this.
Speaker 2: You know, I definitely like if you look into like
Speaker 2: people's anatomy, like oh I can tell why this is
Speaker 2: that and that like over it's like that how they're like.
Speaker 1: Similar to that's close and you're like, yeah, they're essentially Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just the whatat formed in a what but like
Speaker 1: it's looking, it's very it's it's just it's just fast
Speaker 1: because like normally you're just prime and you're just like pussy.
Speaker 1: But then like when you're just studying anatomy is crazy interchange.
Speaker 1: You never you never penetrated the uterus to to you know,
Speaker 1: giant like one. You know, like got the spy glass
Speaker 1: and you know that's so funny, might go, or I
Speaker 1: need a spik glass. I'm gonna tell Jodh buy that
Speaker 1: for me for my birthday.
Speaker 3: Has a spy glass that's awesome, which of course yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: and it works.
Speaker 2: It's kind of cool.
Speaker 1: Does he bring it with them at all?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: No, I've been over his house. I think I saw
Speaker 3: it recently. She goes at his place.
Speaker 1: That's awesome. Why don't I have one? I'm gonna tell Jodah.
Speaker 3: It is one of those weird trinkets that just like
Speaker 3: I would like a spy glass. I think that's like
Speaker 3: a really safe I want a spy glass. That's a
Speaker 3: safe gift for a man. Yes, a spy glass. Spy
Speaker 3: glass like binoculars.
Speaker 1: You gotta be careful, though. You gotta be careful because
Speaker 1: there's probably someone that's gonna take it way too seriously
Speaker 1: and they're gonna get like into like pirate culture or
Speaker 1: some ship or whatever. Like you know, they give him
Speaker 1: something to give him highway piracy. Can you imagine? And
Speaker 1: it comes out the window of someone's car, and the
Speaker 1: levels of freaking frequent. I just had real quick a
Speaker 1: flashback of I used to have this uh Tahoe, this
Speaker 1: lifted Tahoe, and my friends and I were holy shit,
Speaker 1: I forgot about it. We were like black Flag just
Speaker 1: came out recently, and so I we're kind of obsessed
Speaker 1: with We were doing shanties in my car and we
Speaker 1: were pretending we were literally driving behind people like really
Speaker 1: close and like singing and like like we're gonna raid
Speaker 1: them and shit, and like, oh pull over. That's like.
Speaker 2: Legal skirting the line of like straight up to be arrested.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we didn't rape our pillage though, we just pretended
Speaker 1: like we're going to.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: That's so crazy. But that sounds like so much fun.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 1: I forgot about that. I would love to do that now.
Speaker 1: It was hilarious. It was us singing like in the
Speaker 1: like windows rolled down and we're fucking people are like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck that's going on? That was some of
Speaker 1: some of my greatest memories are singing loudly in cars
Speaker 1: with my friends.
Speaker 2: It's the best. Yeah, I have this distinct memory you
Speaker 2: brought up cars.
Speaker 1: You remember a car.
Speaker 2: One time I was walking home for where I lived,
Speaker 2: there was like a long walkway. You remember where I'm from,
Speaker 2: so like the long walkway going from like my house
Speaker 2: to like like the walmart in town.
Speaker 1: And I remember this.
Speaker 2: One time my friend drove by and he like high
Speaker 2: fived me, and I remember he held on a little
Speaker 2: too long, and I felt myself move and I had
Speaker 2: to yank my hand away. I want to do that
Speaker 2: to somebody, like driving by, somebody's grab him and it's
Speaker 2: drag him too far and then let unhand.
Speaker 1: That's crazy, that's scary.
Speaker 2: He held on a little too long. And I felt
Speaker 2: myself moving, and I was like, I feel like that
Speaker 2: could have been very disastrous. I could have just both
Speaker 2: of us, could have one of all of us gonna die.
Speaker 2: He would have lost the arm. I would have probably
Speaker 2: just been dragged a.
Speaker 1: Piece would have got hereditary. I think both of you,
Speaker 1: that was fucking okay, look at I'll say one good.
Speaker 1: That was like I think I laughed too, Like I
Speaker 1: think it was too much of a.
Speaker 2: Watch with him in our friend Gabby and I fucking laughed,
Speaker 2: my ass. That's not supposed to be funny, right it?
Speaker 2: Or I mean, no, it's not funny to people that
Speaker 2: aren't traumatized. But all of us are clearly traumatized.
Speaker 1: I could watch that and be like, that's funny. Let
Speaker 1: me let me ask you something so funny it's shocking.
Speaker 1: Would it be as funny if that chick wasn't all
Speaker 1: fucked up?
Speaker 2: Like if she was just like, come on, I guess
Speaker 2: she wasn't ugly If she was, I mean, if she
Speaker 2: you know exactly what I mean. Ugly people dying is
Speaker 2: funny if you've if you've seen the movie with that,
Speaker 2: fortunate depends like if the Hunchback and if you saw
Speaker 2: the hun sitting in a pile of white phosphorus.
Speaker 1: You laugh like a beautiful woman. Yes, like it's funny. Yes,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't that.
Speaker 2: I don't say that because I think it's right, right,
Speaker 2: I just think it happens to be true.
Speaker 1: Enhances the darkness. Yeah, just like it's so much more sad,
Speaker 1: like someone disabled, like someone that's like mentally disabled having
Speaker 1: a bad time or something like that happened to them.
Speaker 1: Is that funnier? Yes, Well, depends. I told you guys
Speaker 1: that I saw a dance drum dude on downtown on
Speaker 1: all of the huge with the huge balls. If it
Speaker 1: was a regular guy, that's not nearly as funny. It's
Speaker 1: not even close to me as funny, Like I'd be
Speaker 1: more kind of grossed down, like what the fuck? But
Speaker 1: seeing I think it depends. I think it's like I
Speaker 1: think it honestly is he would have died if he
Speaker 1: saw this, would have died.
Speaker 2: You would have you would if you would have if
Speaker 2: you would have told me not to laugh, I wouldn't
Speaker 2: have laughed.
Speaker 3: You would have done that thing where you you look
Speaker 3: at it and you just freeze because you can't you
Speaker 3: know you're gonna laugh. That I think what it is
Speaker 3: is like, whatever it is, it can't be neutral, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean. It's never as neutral as it
Speaker 3: would be if it was just a normal person. It's
Speaker 3: either very very funny or very sad, but there's no
Speaker 3: like in between.
Speaker 2: It's fun to laugh at the people that are being
Speaker 2: oppressed already or people that are struggling, like that struggle
Speaker 2: is funnier, but it's only funnier because of the fact
Speaker 2: that you can kind of your heart is like, this
Speaker 2: is so bad. It's just comedic how it got work.
Speaker 2: It's so bad that the universe is. It's funny that
Speaker 2: the universe could be so cruel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, where's God.
Speaker 2: There's people selling shirts of George Droid. It's George Floyd
Speaker 2: Merchant but he's yeah, it's like he's like cyborg. But yeah,
Speaker 2: he's a cyborg and they're selling shirts of it. And
Speaker 2: here's what's fucked up. I considered for a split second
Speaker 2: buying it, Like for a split second, I was like
Speaker 2: but then I was like absolutely not, like insane. That
Speaker 2: is insane to walk around with that shirt.
Speaker 3: There is I've seen those videos though, like AI, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna sit there.
Speaker 2: I don't laugh at them, but I exhale.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, like then exhale or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is insane that this is real, that this
Speaker 3: is like people were like, let's say, oh, George Floyd Droid,
Speaker 3: let's make up a robot and give him a whole
Speaker 3: fucking cinematic universe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this man died on the street. It's crazy and
Speaker 1: it's funny that that's real. It is real.
Speaker 2: I've seen one where it's like I showed Chris Yeah
Speaker 2: a few days ago. It's like throwing like it's uh,
Speaker 2: it was an incredible Goku the Superman time lift the cross,
Speaker 2: and these guys would be like, it's heavy, huh, but
Speaker 2: the cross is on George, Yes it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I said it to that. You said that.
Speaker 2: I was like, the thought this is like, who is
Speaker 2: this on here?
Speaker 1: Who does this? It's really the selling of it for me,
Speaker 1: that's the criscendo.
Speaker 2: To me.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, they're they're making money off of this.
Speaker 1: It's not even just to be funny anymore. Right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: the game, Yeah, now.
Speaker 2: It's not insensitivity is insane anyway. Yeah, speaking of that,
Speaker 2: this next thing has nothing to do with it. Michael
Speaker 2: Basketball Jordan Basketball. Peterson wrote in I love It, he says, hey,
Speaker 2: y'all just finished red the Redemption two and then read
Speaker 2: deention on so I could stop skipping the parts of
Speaker 2: the podcast where you talk about them.
Speaker 1: Wow, you skipped hours of this podcast.
Speaker 2: Entire episodes.
Speaker 3: I'm sure I'm asking for advice on what to on
Speaker 3: what experience next? Try I play the Massifect trilogy or
Speaker 3: watch DBZ for reference.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't skip. I don't skip when you talk about DVZ.
Speaker 3: But when you talk about m but do when you
Speaker 3: talk about Mass Effects.
Speaker 1: Well, it sounds like sounds like, yeah, you answered your
Speaker 1: own question. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Plays also I would that would also be my answer anyway, because.
Speaker 1: Like I think you should do, well, this is what
Speaker 1: this is what I would do, So I would play.
Speaker 1: There are some grindy parts in Mass Effects. If you
Speaker 1: want to explore and do some things while you're doing
Speaker 1: those things, like side missions or whatever, watch Dragon ball.
Speaker 2: Z too, because to me that watch all of the series,
Speaker 2: he said DBZ, so shut up, watch all of it.
Speaker 1: Here's my recommend.
Speaker 2: It makes the side characters so much better. It really doesn't.
Speaker 2: That is so fucking That is the dumbest thing I've
Speaker 2: heard you say in a while. It doesn't. It really does,
Speaker 2: and serious and Piccolo and Roschi and krillin these people
Speaker 2: are bare they barely matter in DVC anyway, that's not
Speaker 2: That is insane to say that Piccolo doesn't fucking matter
Speaker 2: and dragon is the big the biggest one, and he's
Speaker 2: he also kind of barely matters. That is fucking insane
Speaker 2: to say Piccolo does not matter in Dragon ball Z.
Speaker 2: He is not the main character. He is not a saying,
Speaker 2: but he is extremely important in Dragon Ball Z. He
Speaker 2: quite literally is I think makes clothes.
Speaker 1: That is insane. That isn't you know what, dude, listen
Speaker 1: to these guys. I think guys, I think you're just
Speaker 1: missing the point, sir, Like you could.
Speaker 2: Watch Dragon Ball Z without having that stuff. That's true,
Speaker 2: But what makes the series a great series is having.
Speaker 1: All of the context. This is this is my only issue.
Speaker 1: He didn't ask that, So I'm where I'm responding to
Speaker 1: what he's instead of being like, you know, like if
Speaker 1: guys like I should have play mass, oh, you should
Speaker 1: play Doom and Doom Eternal. So no, that's not the
Speaker 1: same thing. Well, because I'm saying I heard mass effect.
Speaker 1: Who's a great it is. Dragon Ball and dragon Ball
Speaker 1: Z are so fucking different than they are different, but
Speaker 1: they're not, they're not. They're both martial arts. Show one
Speaker 1: becomes about aliens. I don't suck in dragon Ball, it's
Speaker 1: not about Okay, I mean, you can go ahead and disagree.
Speaker 1: You don't have to agree with me. But like, so, Derek,
Speaker 1: dragon Ball is not for the martial arts.
Speaker 2: At all, Derek, Derek, dragon Ball Z and dragon Ball
Speaker 2: it's like, you watch fucking dragon Ball. So dragon Ball
Speaker 2: becomes about walking different zombies. What do you say you
Speaker 2: to walking different zombies? I mean, no, that's what I mean.
Speaker 2: But that's dragon Ball Z is way less about martial
Speaker 2: arts than dragon Ball is. Dragon Ball Z is more
Speaker 2: about like energy blasts and fucking like flying around and stuff.
Speaker 1: It doesn't have to be you're fucking specifically.
Speaker 2: It's literally more fighting. It doesn't need to be Marshall, dude, fighting.
Speaker 2: The fighting is. The fighting is really good in dragon Ball. Actually,
Speaker 2: it's like there are better fights than dragon Ball. Goes
Speaker 2: far to say, yeah, but they're between babies.
Speaker 1: I don't. They're between younger people, and I don't think.
Speaker 1: I don't think that. I think the drama like like
Speaker 1: a wrestling, like like pro wrestling, the storytelling is is
Speaker 1: done much better because they're trying to tell stories instead
Speaker 1: of just people that are really strong beating the shit
Speaker 1: out of each other, which I imagine this is what
Speaker 1: the dude wants to experience. So that's why I'm not
Speaker 1: trying to recommend Dragon ball I'm saying, like, if you
Speaker 1: want like a good solid story and you want to
Speaker 1: see the foundage. That's not what he asked though, That's
Speaker 1: why I was just like, I don't I'm not trying
Speaker 1: to recommend that to him. I would say watch dragon
Speaker 1: ball Z if you really love these characters and want
Speaker 1: to know more about them, kind of in the way
Speaker 1: how he played Red Dead two before Red Dead you
Speaker 1: know what exactly I mean, I would get that.
Speaker 2: I would I would watch dragon ball Z first because,
Speaker 2: first of all, catch the fuck up on the cultural
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying, Like that was such a
Speaker 2: it's such a thing that like I would recommend.
Speaker 1: It's like I would love if Jojo watched DBZ all
Speaker 1: the way through. She's you know, aware of all the
Speaker 1: universe stuff, but it's more of just the experience than
Speaker 1: like I don't really even care if she doesn't like it.
Speaker 2: It's more of like I want to finished dragon Ball Z.
Speaker 2: Eventually did She was she she loves dragon Ball Z,
Speaker 2: she think, and she likes dragon Ball. This is a
Speaker 2: better story of a.
Speaker 1: Dragon Ball is a better show. It is like it's
Speaker 1: written better.
Speaker 2: It's that is it's more of like I need you
Speaker 2: to I would love for people to just be in it,
Speaker 2: just kind of be like just joint and join us
Speaker 2: and I don't even need to, like it.
Speaker 1: Will get you in. Yeah, like dragon Ball.
Speaker 3: When I first saw dragon Ball, I was like, this
Speaker 3: sucks because it's just babies fighting, Like I could give
Speaker 3: a fuck what a fat, bald little imp, and like
Speaker 3: like it was so boring and all the character design sucked.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, fucking bald cyclops.
Speaker 1: Everybody's dumb and dumb.
Speaker 2: Everybody's dumb crazy.
Speaker 3: And you get to dragon Ball Z and it's immediately
Speaker 3: like it's fucking aliens, it's fucking spaceships and ship it's
Speaker 3: people blowing plants up.
Speaker 1: It's immediately it was immediately much better.
Speaker 2: I think dragon Ball is cooler. I would say that
Speaker 2: it's a cooler series. I don't agree at all.
Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry, dragon Ball Z is a cooler series.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, I was kind of like this, that's wrong word,
Speaker 2: wrong word, gotcha, dragon Ball Z is. Wait, it's definitely
Speaker 2: a cooler series. But I think dragon Ball.
Speaker 3: Made evidence by the fact that when we whenever we
Speaker 3: talk about dragon Ball, it's primarily the only thing we
Speaker 3: talk about, and it's.
Speaker 1: The only thing anybody really talks about.
Speaker 2: Really, I mean, and really what happened is that people
Speaker 2: that are fans of the whole series like, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I like dragon Ball more because it's a better show.
Speaker 2: People that like the maths like, oh yeah, dragon Ball
Speaker 2: Z is the one I watched. That's the one that
Speaker 2: fucking broke through the barrier.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Here for a reason though, Ye because the visual, because
Speaker 2: it's fucking badass and it's awesome to me.
Speaker 1: There's like, like even there's a lot of stuff like, uh, say,
Speaker 1: in the Mortal Komat universe, there are some things that
Speaker 1: are objectively batter written with the best game, the best
Speaker 1: one that's actually this is I feel like this is
Speaker 1: this is actually a perfect analogy for me. Where there's
Speaker 1: there are games I would say m k X probably
Speaker 1: it was the best experience and the most like different
Speaker 1: and the most like thoughtful. M k X actually brought
Speaker 1: it to a play sto where the gameplay was poorly
Speaker 1: solid and really but it's not my favorite. I would
Speaker 1: say More Combat X is like in the way that,
Speaker 1: like say, Dragon Ball is better written all the way
Speaker 1: all around. But what's more, much more enjoyable to me
Speaker 1: was the Older Ship for because of Alliance and Ship
Speaker 1: before that More Kombat trilogy. To me, it is perfect,
Speaker 1: which it's those are the first ones I really played.
Speaker 1: I see though. To me, those are actually like the
Speaker 1: I I don't like those games I loved.
Speaker 2: I loved the Conquest the RPG or if that was
Speaker 2: was that what it's called it was Congress of Shan
Speaker 2: Monks Shlan Monks was and I didn't finish it.
Speaker 1: But the conquest with the yeah whatever is the character
Speaker 1: the main character? Yeah like that. That RPG aspect of it,
Speaker 1: which was in Deception, Yeah that I love that. I look,
Speaker 1: I I love RPG shit. So that was super fun.
Speaker 1: But the and I did like the chain. You had
Speaker 1: two different styles and a weapon in Deception that was
Speaker 1: kind of crazy. But the three d nous of it,
Speaker 1: they slowed the speed down, which I'm a speed junkie,
Speaker 1: like you know what, like Marvel's capcom to remember, compared
Speaker 1: to even Mortal komb At four was just as fast
Speaker 1: as the the old ones in which Mortal Kombat four
Speaker 1: is a fucking goofy ass game, but the speed was
Speaker 1: still there, And to me, that's the one thing that
Speaker 1: I feel like, uh, making things more inclusive, they slowed
Speaker 1: down a little bit. That's what happened ultimately INFC three.
Speaker 1: That's what happened to a lot of things when things
Speaker 1: started getting more online. They had to slow things down
Speaker 1: because people I'd always notice people saying like, I can't
Speaker 1: keep up with what's happening, and I'm like, you'll get
Speaker 1: used to it. Like it literally is like that for
Speaker 1: everything you first start off with, this is too fast,
Speaker 1: and then your eyes adjust to it.
Speaker 3: It's like driving and it's like if you drive for
Speaker 3: sixty miles an hour for like thirty minutes an hour,
Speaker 3: feels like ten miles an hour.
Speaker 1: Yeah you're not. It feels like Yeah.
Speaker 2: That's the problem is that when they came online, stuff
Speaker 2: is the idea of like latency and then things moving too.
Speaker 1: Fast and can't play it, can't really play the game. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know it's it's that's rough. Lane Sea is rough.
Speaker 1: That really kills a fighting dude.
Speaker 2: I played, I play game now right when someone has
Speaker 2: a bad connection or the games like Ribbits, I'm one place,
Speaker 2: Spider Man, then I'm off the map and I'm dead,
Speaker 2: and I'm like I was standing somewhere and I'm just dead,
Speaker 2: and I feel those people should be killed.
Speaker 1: I can't believe that that team got fucking laid off.
Speaker 2: Dude, the vast American team got laid off.
Speaker 1: Any Uh did they say why? Just just like just
Speaker 1: consolidating stuff. But I'm like just saving are they what? Dude? Again?
Speaker 2: A game, a game, a game with that kind of
Speaker 2: that is the biggest game release I've seen today probably
Speaker 2: like over the job guys are fired, like genuinly.
Speaker 3: Like why would any real actual question, why would anybody
Speaker 3: get involved in game development?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 3: If it's just like, oh, I could either lose my
Speaker 3: job and by making a game that sucks, or I
Speaker 3: can make a game that's the best that everybody loves
Speaker 3: universally it's making a ton of money, or and I
Speaker 3: can lose my job. Why the fuck would anybody get
Speaker 3: involved in this industry?
Speaker 1: I'm taking tired of the money at the top never
Speaker 1: being touched. Man, All these motherfuckers always they like quarterly sales.
Speaker 1: They adjust things to make sure that people at the
Speaker 1: top that own things still get their same salaries, their
Speaker 1: same bonuses. It's it's fucking insane. It happens everywhere too.
Speaker 2: Me in a D and D community, the D and
Speaker 2: D community gets they get mad at like Jeremy Copt
Speaker 2: the people that are making the books, and it's like,
Speaker 2: it's not us, it's fucking as bro. We don't What
Speaker 2: did we What did I do? A guy that's a
Speaker 2: nerve that's making a game for you, what did I do?
Speaker 2: It's it's fucking out of pocket and it's not gonna
Speaker 2: change anytime soon the consumers, man, because people have to vote,
Speaker 2: exactly vote. People just can't do there. There's too many
Speaker 2: stupid people.
Speaker 1: It just won't work. We we we were fucked. I
Speaker 1: was waiting.
Speaker 3: I was waiting for something like this to happened too.
Speaker 3: I was like, I was like something about marrow where
Speaker 3: I was. I was just like, something bad is gonna happen.
Speaker 1: Too much good, so much good happening.
Speaker 3: Why didn't buy a fucking single thing? I put no
Speaker 3: money tomorrow where I was at all.
Speaker 2: I just want people to be like, Okay, this happened,
Speaker 2: get these people's backs, don't fuck, don't support this game anymore.
Speaker 2: That's not gonna happen. It sucks that we can't collectively
Speaker 2: do that. It really it sucks. They just got off
Speaker 2: for nothing, like imagine they did like they I cannot
Speaker 2: think of a bigger game, or at least than this
Speaker 2: one in a long I can't.
Speaker 1: Think of a better like like New Live Service launch ever,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like this is the best
Speaker 1: one probably ever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I don't even like it that much,
Speaker 3: but like I can tell that it's like like it's
Speaker 3: well done.
Speaker 2: It's the cadence is good. You know what they're doing,
Speaker 2: It's well done.
Speaker 1: Let's put it this way. I feel a little bit
Speaker 1: of fomo. And I didn't even feel like, say, how
Speaker 1: fun hell divers too and everything was I was okay
Speaker 1: with me, like you know, I have too much ado,
Speaker 1: But with this, I'm always thinking. I was literally thinking
Speaker 1: about this the other day. I was like, ah, I
Speaker 1: just play it. I haven't, but it's weird that it's
Speaker 1: kind of gnawing at me. Yeah, I'm seeing like.
Speaker 2: I can't think of a game that respects source material
Speaker 2: of something like that that goes so well, like it
Speaker 2: did such a good job. Like being a comic book fan,
Speaker 2: I'm a fan of the game. If I don't want
Speaker 2: to play the game, and I'm like, this is a
Speaker 2: good job.
Speaker 1: That's a cool costume. That's a good reference. This looks
Speaker 1: like the.
Speaker 2: Character the relative to the way the game plays, relatives
Speaker 2: the way the game plays is a good representation of
Speaker 2: the characters.
Speaker 1: You know, what is it that well I needed?
Speaker 2: I need a new reception? Do you have any references?
Speaker 2: And is like famis Quagmire and Chris Chris, Like, uh, YadA, YadA, YadA.
Speaker 2: That's a pretty good reference.
Speaker 1: It's stupid.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So as per the Quiet should uh definitely play
Speaker 3: MASSI Effects the definitive edition is great. I've seen that
Speaker 3: thing on sale for like stupid cheap, honestly, to the
Speaker 3: point where like it's arguably irresponsible. I don't even know
Speaker 3: why They're like I got that game for like five bucks,
Speaker 3: and I'm just like, why are you doing that?
Speaker 2: That makes no sense. It's the money from it, dude.
Speaker 2: They made that money for that whole series A long time.
Speaker 3: I guess, but like it just it doesn't even need
Speaker 3: to be at a certain point. It kind of feels
Speaker 3: like you're devalue. I don't know, there's something about it, understand.
Speaker 3: It doesn't make sense to me.
Speaker 2: That I think they're selling it that cheap so you
Speaker 2: can play the game, so you can be like, oh,
Speaker 2: maybe I'll play their next game.
Speaker 1: Maybe, yeah, that's very likely. Kind of but like they're
Speaker 1: so far with Dog, like that's pretty crazy, Like it's
Speaker 1: not like it didn't fail at all, so it's not,
Speaker 1: Yeah it shouldn't that that's kind of crazy. But I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna, you know, put on your fucking wishless if
Speaker 1: I was on, if I was on the decision making company,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do that to my own thing.
Speaker 2: But not that low.
Speaker 1: No way the consumer wins in that sense. I think
Speaker 1: fifteen dollars is well worth the amount of perfectly appropriate,
Speaker 1: perfectly appropriate.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but uh yeah, so I would play Massive Act
Speaker 3: Mass off like one, Mass two, Massact three. Do you
Speaker 3: watch DVC if you want? I would argue that like
Speaker 3: DVC is a bigger commitment, I think, you know, especially
Speaker 3: default DBZ like I was. If you want to do
Speaker 3: Kai like that's probably like the best way to do it,
Speaker 3: even though like I think Kai's kind of shit at
Speaker 3: a certain point.
Speaker 1: I just think that it actually because the it it
Speaker 1: you'll I remember watching it back to back in twenty ten.
Speaker 1: It took me no time at all because it's not
Speaker 1: there's no fucking commercials.
Speaker 2: There was no that's true.
Speaker 1: I breezed through it so quickly. I was like, wow,
Speaker 1: imagine you know, because I like it. I like base DBZ.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but like it's it's a point of contention, and
Speaker 3: it also is like there is an argument to be
Speaker 3: made about like, Hi, you can get through all of
Speaker 3: DBZ and like a fraction at the time, you know
Speaker 3: you didn't you do it?
Speaker 2: I like, I like base DBZ a lot.
Speaker 1: I just don't.
Speaker 2: I just think the pacing, particularly in the Namic saga
Speaker 2: and in the early Android saga, is painful.
Speaker 1: I think it's I think it's pain full if you're
Speaker 1: not doing anything else. I think that those are there's
Speaker 1: perfect moments to where it's like, oh, I'm gonna multitask. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think like I actually kind of like some of
Speaker 1: that fat now where I realize like if I if
Speaker 1: the show, if the show is too fucking good and
Speaker 1: it requires my undivided attention and it's a lot of
Speaker 1: cyber kai right now.
Speaker 2: It's like I'm like glued to the screens for the
Speaker 2: final part of the last season. I'm I haven't watched
Speaker 2: any of the new season yet, so I just want
Speaker 2: I just want to Miguel to succeed. I just want
Speaker 2: Miguel to succeed. I hate all the whites in that show.
Speaker 2: I want Miguel to do good.
Speaker 3: So badly for me right now, because it's like that's
Speaker 3: like there there's no fat on that show at all.
Speaker 1: Everything is important.
Speaker 2: It's just like yeah, right right, anyway, I don't want
Speaker 2: to watch I gotta watch a new show. I think
Speaker 2: I might watch the anime again. Finally, it's been too long,
Speaker 2: it's too watch is really good and it's only one
Speaker 2: season so far. Well well it's on its second one.
Speaker 2: But maybe I want Lily to watch Sharedevil. I want
Speaker 2: her to watch that show so bad the new one
Speaker 2: comes out there. The show's fucking incredible because it's because
Speaker 2: it's it's it's it's girlfriend or partner stuff.
Speaker 1: You sit down, they're like, oh, yeah, I want to
Speaker 1: watch with you, And I'm like Honey can complain about that. Well,
Speaker 1: I can watch series with her, though, but you've watched.
Speaker 2: All of this with her. I watched you fall Asleep
Speaker 2: at like Dinners outside. It's like, Honey, is a really
Speaker 2: good show, you should watch it, And she's like, but
Speaker 2: the only watched she did not. She barreled through Game
Speaker 2: of Thrones. I don't know how she did that. She's
Speaker 2: just like, I'm just constantly watching all of it Breaking Bad.
Speaker 2: I finish Breaking Bad in three days.
Speaker 3: What I'm saying, that's ridiculous. I didn't have anything going on.
Speaker 1: I've I've watched a little bit of sleep recently, trying
Speaker 1: to catch them on Cobra Kaim. I'm being a little responsible,
Speaker 1: but I'm just trying to like because I think this
Speaker 1: is the final season, right, so I'm just glad.
Speaker 2: I mistakenly watched the part of one of the finals,
Speaker 2: the Final Fight, and I was like, I didn't know
Speaker 2: it came out. Then I went in checking it out
Speaker 2: for a week and I'm like, wow, I'm a I'm
Speaker 2: fucking invincible.
Speaker 1: I've been keeping up with that. I'm watching all the
Speaker 1: episodes that are coming out. Really it show, it's it's really,
Speaker 1: it's really good.
Speaker 3: I love the jokes about the animation though that I've
Speaker 3: been seeing online about how like the animation kind of sucks.
Speaker 2: It's fine, It's I don't I'm bad. I think it
Speaker 2: is bad, but it's it's not. I think people I
Speaker 2: don't think it matters. I think people are way too
Speaker 2: big nowadays.
Speaker 3: I think it doesn't matter because that's not what Invincible
Speaker 3: is for. You're not watching Invincible for the animation. Really,
Speaker 3: You're you're watching because it's like a it's a good
Speaker 3: story of the good characters in it. Yeah, so like
Speaker 3: I don't mind it, but it's definitely like when you
Speaker 3: look at it and you compare it to like a
Speaker 3: lot of other animated series that have come out.
Speaker 2: Compare the unfortunately Okay, yes, Not Turn looks insane. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but even Not Turn looks worse than normal Castlevania.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Actually, yeah, there's I think I think at a
Speaker 1: certain point that like it's getting to a point where
Speaker 1: that's what I like. I don't there's no, there's no
Speaker 1: it's just about finding the flaws. And I'm like, well, nigga,
Speaker 1: watch it or don't watch it. I just I'm I'm
Speaker 1: at that point. R.
Speaker 2: I I think it's fine to note it because there's
Speaker 2: some shots of like Remarcus, he's clearly a P and G.
Speaker 2: And it's very funny because like I I could have
Speaker 2: animated this. Yeah, they know exactly an animate.
Speaker 1: They've done things, but like they also even made fun
Speaker 1: of themselves in the last season about.
Speaker 2: That, about about the cutting costs. Yeah, it's just like
Speaker 2: it's also in the comic book too.
Speaker 3: It was really a thing with like the comic panels,
Speaker 3: and it's like the same eyes and the same mouth
Speaker 3: over and over again.
Speaker 1: It's great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So it's like I don't I don't like that's
Speaker 3: not what you're watching it for. So like I don't
Speaker 3: really mind it. I haven't kept up with it really,
Speaker 3: but uh, I'm more to say, yeah, this is my thing.
Speaker 1: Like, hey, if you guys want if you guys want
Speaker 1: like it to be perfect, well it's gotta it's you're
Speaker 1: gonna have the sweatshop the funk out of it or
Speaker 1: you know what.
Speaker 3: I mean, less like it'll take them way longer. Yeah, So,
Speaker 3: like I don't think the trade off is worthy. It's
Speaker 3: not an animation show.
Speaker 2: It's not arcane. For me. My thing is just like
Speaker 2: I've gone to the point now where like I'm still
Speaker 2: gonna be critical of things, obviously, it's I'm a person,
Speaker 2: you know, Unfortunately I'm gonna be critical of things, but
Speaker 2: I'm like, please create something if this is all so bad.
Speaker 2: This is also problematic if music is bad, if shows
Speaker 2: a bat I would love as you create something so
Speaker 2: I can then rip it, Like, please do that. I'm
Speaker 2: seeing a lot of not a lot.
Speaker 3: I've seen a couple of like comparisons about like Avowt
Speaker 3: and Skyrim. It's like, this is what Skyrim was doing
Speaker 3: and now avowed It's like it's not even doing half
Speaker 3: of this stuff, and I'm just like, brother, Skyrim is
Speaker 3: constantly ship on all the time. It was that engine
Speaker 3: is like made fun of all the time, and then
Speaker 3: suddenly like, oh wait, actually the engine's really cool. Yeah, actually,
Speaker 3: like the things that like Skyrim does is really great.
Speaker 3: It's so so it's so obviously like whatever fits the moment.
Speaker 3: It's that's what I don't like about people, Psyche.
Speaker 1: That's what we're talking a little bit about that with
Speaker 1: a with Assassin's Screen Shadow Store, I'm like, they're fucked
Speaker 1: no matter what, it doesn't matter how good the game
Speaker 1: actually is. People are gonna find. Like I was watching
Speaker 1: some people talk about it and even using language like
Speaker 1: I heard this about this, and I'm like, what if
Speaker 1: you don't even know, why are you even fucking mentioning this?
Speaker 1: And what I mean by that is I heard Yaske
Speaker 1: plays like this, and I'm like, well, I don't need
Speaker 1: you to tell me that because you don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's one of those things where it's like poisoning
Speaker 1: the well when you don't have to. I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: first go and see confirm it for yourself. Then then
Speaker 1: from your own interpretation. I want to know how you
Speaker 1: feel about this, not that you heard something. And to me,
Speaker 1: it's just sets that. It's like unfortunately, you know, it's
Speaker 1: called influencing for reasons where you literally do influence people's
Speaker 1: mind that come to you for an opinion, and then
Speaker 1: now they have this opinion of this thing. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I just feel bad because like I would love for
Speaker 1: this game to succeed. I would I just know it's
Speaker 1: not going to be the issue that I feel is
Speaker 1: like a lot of people.
Speaker 3: I don't know how you guys feel about reviews right review,
Speaker 3: but like I feel like a lot of people look
Speaker 3: to reviews as a template for their opinion as opposed
Speaker 3: to like an informative lens for which to view something.
Speaker 3: I don't think like because it's like I remember seeing
Speaker 3: because I watched two reviews on Avowed right m H
Speaker 3: from Skill Up and Maddie, and both of them were
Speaker 3: kind of luke warm on it. They were like, it's okay,
Speaker 3: it's like, oh I was expecting this and I didn't
Speaker 3: get this, and so like this is what it's more like.
Speaker 3: And so I was like I was watching those like, Okay, interesting, Okay,
Speaker 3: I kind of know what to expect now, right, Like
Speaker 3: I'm understanding like what it is and what it isn't,
Speaker 3: and so going into it, I'm like i'm playing, I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'm having a pretty good time with it. I like it,
Speaker 3: but I'm also aware of what it is and isn't
Speaker 3: because I'm when I go to a review, I'm using it.
Speaker 2: To inform like how I should approach. So that's the
Speaker 2: idea what I should expect was.
Speaker 3: I feel like most people are, like most people are
Speaker 3: going to watch those reviews, They're going to play the
Speaker 3: game anyway, and then they're gonna come away with the
Speaker 3: same com you know what I mean, They're gonna be like,
Speaker 3: why is this Skyrim and it's like it's not you
Speaker 3: knew it wasn't.
Speaker 2: Well. The thing is that people The problem is that
Speaker 2: people form their opinions based off others now, especially in
Speaker 2: this period of time. It's like this movie is not good,
Speaker 2: this song album is not good until fucking Pantanos and
Speaker 2: it's good. Yeah, this movie's not good until Elvis says
Speaker 2: it the movie no one, no one's not granted, granted,
Speaker 2: I granted. I respect those people. I think Elvis is awesome,
Speaker 2: I think fantastic. They're not doing anything no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: They're just giving their opinions. And they also always state
Speaker 2: this is my opinion. I can only go as far
Speaker 2: as I believe it's going to go with. You know,
Speaker 2: but that's knowing that you even have to state that.
Speaker 2: It's so implicit. It was like, but it's a matter
Speaker 2: of fact nature of how people speak about things. Sometimes
Speaker 2: that's that's the problem. Where it's like people are very
Speaker 2: matter of fact in their reviews. And I understand why,
Speaker 2: because you're describing something, all you're going to be matter
Speaker 2: of fact. You're a person. We can only describe things,
Speaker 2: so well, we can't teleport our exact thoughts into somebody else,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 3: So it's like the weirdest of One of the weird
Speaker 3: things that I remember saying is like, uh, by the way,
Speaker 3: I'm not saying about it's like perfect at all. It's
Speaker 3: like fine and I enjoy it. But like they're just like, oh,
Speaker 3: you can't even kill every any n PC. Yeah you
Speaker 3: can't do that. You can't do that massive that.
Speaker 1: You can't.
Speaker 2: That's not how they work. It's very weird, Like I remember.
Speaker 3: That being I wish you could, it would be cool,
Speaker 3: like I I mean, but that's clearly not what they're.
Speaker 2: Trying to do.
Speaker 1: So when I hear stuff like that, that is one
Speaker 1: hundred percent, I would bet any amount of money a
Speaker 1: parrotid thought undred percent. Right, Yeah, that's what I heard
Speaker 1: that from is definitely not the person who originated. Yes,
Speaker 1: and I hate That's what I hate. That's and that's
Speaker 1: what telephone exactly. Yeah, that's the thing that's been bothering
Speaker 1: me about. Not the not the culture or reject people
Speaker 1: that are talking about ac shadows. It's some other people
Speaker 1: that I'm hearing. I've been watching like a lot of
Speaker 1: stuff about it because I want to. I'm actually interested
Speaker 1: now learning about it. First I was like, I'll just
Speaker 1: play it when it comes out, But now I'm more interested,
Speaker 1: and I'm hearing a lot of talking points that I know,
Speaker 1: especially when people talk about ub Soft. There's things that
Speaker 1: I'm like, I know you don't play these games. I
Speaker 1: know you don't. When you're talking about ubi Soft, you're
Speaker 1: saying things that are not actually in the game or
Speaker 1: even heard. Like somebody say, oh, you can do this
Speaker 1: in Assassinicrea Shadow. I'm like, oh, cool, yeah, you can
Speaker 1: do that in all of the previous ones too. Like
Speaker 1: they're they're not they haven't played this shit. They don't
Speaker 1: know any and like an it's a lot of people
Speaker 1: who don't play games, yes, and I'm like talk about
Speaker 1: them and I was like, I want to get your opinion,
Speaker 1: but you're you're exposing yourself. And unfortunately a lot of
Speaker 1: people don't know this either. They don't know better.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And it's one thing because it's like I get
Speaker 3: that games are like a games are a luxury hobby,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: They're not too expensive.
Speaker 3: They're expensive, so like no one's expecting you to be
Speaker 3: able to play everything. But like you also don't have
Speaker 3: to necessarily like you have to have an opinion about everything,
Speaker 3: Like you don't need to remember like the Suicide Squad stuff,
Speaker 3: Like I remember, I was like, I have to know
Speaker 3: what this is, so like I played it, like I
Speaker 3: put like I think I put like ten hours into
Speaker 3: Suicide Squad, and I was like, I do hate this
Speaker 3: for very different reasons than a lot of people are
Speaker 3: talking about.
Speaker 2: But I played it, you know what I mean. There's
Speaker 2: a lot of people who hate that game who haven't
Speaker 2: played it, And I'm like, you don't have the right
Speaker 2: to hate that game. You cannot want to play it,
Speaker 2: you don't have no interest in it, but like you can't.
Speaker 2: That's such an insane opinion. It's it's I hate this
Speaker 2: movie that I've never seen. You I have from what
Speaker 2: I've seen, from what I've seen, what I've heard, it
Speaker 2: doesn't interest me, or like I'm not really right there. No,
Speaker 2: it's literally that is supposed to be. But then a
Speaker 2: person it's not for me. A person starts their video
Speaker 2: like that, people are clicking off that video and that's true.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean, well I don't know how true.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 1: Somewhat true. People do get mad though when you do,
Speaker 1: because they feel like they're being lectured when you try
Speaker 1: to talk in that way, if you're trying to be like, oh,
Speaker 1: because they're coming there for that, Like you said that
Speaker 1: confirmation of oh, I hate this because of what it represents,
Speaker 1: what it's like, a brave world, Captain America, brave new World.
Speaker 1: There's those fucking people that are looking clicking on videos
Speaker 1: for you to be like, oh, I hate that Captain
Speaker 1: America is a black This isn't Captain America.
Speaker 2: You know, they're looking for that opinion that movie too.
Speaker 2: A lot of people watched that movie that are like, oh,
Speaker 2: that movie is like it's fine, Like it could have
Speaker 2: been pushed better, but it's fine, Like it's terrible and
Speaker 2: it's like I heard that Red Hulk was in it
Speaker 2: for like not like nearly enough even though he's like
Speaker 2: main maybe that's still like it's it's I assume acceptive, acceptive,
Speaker 2: but I assume that because it's like this Falcon I
Speaker 2: did think, like I was, my thought was going to
Speaker 2: be a quick situation.
Speaker 1: My thought was, well, somebody was gonna come and save
Speaker 1: the day, because how the funk is he gonna deal
Speaker 1: with Red Hulk? I don't. I don't. I didn't get
Speaker 1: no one spoiled it from me how it gets dealt with.
Speaker 1: But all I know is that it's just short. And
Speaker 1: so I'm like, Okay, well that makes sense.
Speaker 2: If he's dealing.
Speaker 1: Like, can't I get I understand that that it can't
Speaker 1: be that long. I mean even like say, uh, Spider
Speaker 1: Man Avengers to but like I do, you thought maybe
Speaker 1: you at least make multiple it would be something I
Speaker 1: guess it was.
Speaker 3: It would be like a recurring something. I haven't seen
Speaker 3: the movie.
Speaker 2: That's I haven't seen it. I heard it was fine.
Speaker 2: The people that are mad that it's you know that
Speaker 2: they they like it's the same thing with everything. They're
Speaker 2: not interested in the Marian that's but he's like he's
Speaker 2: a good actor.
Speaker 1: America.
Speaker 2: I've never had that, like the all of those jokes
Speaker 2: in African America.
Speaker 1: Captain African America. That is great. But yeah, like all
Speaker 1: their opinions fall up heart because it's like parroted ship.
Speaker 1: We're like, oh, you don't know, like Captain America's you know,
Speaker 1: it's a mantle. The shield was given to this guy.
Speaker 1: It's it's his now, fucking Steve Rodgers didn't own the
Speaker 1: shield before either, so like why I gave its?
Speaker 2: People that don't understand these things, they're.
Speaker 1: Just saying ship like it doesn't even make sense.
Speaker 2: I've been going through this my whole time being a
Speaker 2: combook fan. Bro the moment guy, the moment that freaking
Speaker 2: John Stores shows up and I thought a resort him
Speaker 2: is like, he's not the real green Lantern. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: but he's the green Lantern that the original one answers to.
Speaker 2: Usually it's like, oh, yeah, you ran into that dude
Speaker 2: when I was younger, Yeah, really young one because it's
Speaker 2: but it wasn't echoed the same way you go on
Speaker 2: to for me, like oh looking up like uh, because
Speaker 2: I do this when I did, respect feeds like respect
Speaker 2: for uh Spider Man, respect for Green Lantern, And I'm
Speaker 2: going to look it up and it'd be like these
Speaker 2: people that are like and it was. It was obviously
Speaker 2: most people involved in a hobby world, people that were
Speaker 2: like just like it. Like if I'm looking up comic books,
Speaker 2: I like comic books, like comic characters. I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: come here to complain about not.
Speaker 1: People in the video games space, even like video games.
Speaker 1: I don't the ones that are saying the things that
Speaker 1: we're just saying examples of it is so obvious that
Speaker 1: they don't. It's like, I, first of all, anything that
Speaker 1: I like, like that I really like the only reason
Speaker 1: I would be complaining about it is because there's the
Speaker 1: potential for it to be good and then it fumbled.
Speaker 1: It's like a sports team. You criticize the sports team
Speaker 1: that you ride for because you're like, god, damn it,
Speaker 1: we suck, like we could be better if they made
Speaker 1: the right moves, instead of if I truly just hated
Speaker 1: this thing or it was uninterested, I wouldn't spend any
Speaker 1: time talking about it. And the way that these people
Speaker 1: criticize this stuff, it's not in the uh miss potential
Speaker 1: it's in it's like stupid, like saying Assassin's Create, oh
Speaker 1: yaske black guy, oh uh DEI, and I'm like, what
Speaker 1: the fuck are you talking about it?
Speaker 3: I feel like if I started making videos about Final
Speaker 3: Fantasy or of it, yeah, fans means nothing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like who cares what I think about a Finals?
Speaker 2: I clearly don't, because I've seen myself very often like
Speaker 2: almost getting rage bated and being like typing up a
Speaker 2: comment and being like no, Yeah, it's not worth it.
Speaker 1: What do you mean, Like it's.
Speaker 2: About to say something because someone just so stupid because
Speaker 2: I make a point about something on Twitter or whatever
Speaker 2: it is something, it makes a comment and I'm like,
Speaker 2: I haven't posted on Twitter. That's not that's not true.
Speaker 1: It's like that's not true.
Speaker 2: Like I know, I know this isn't true. I know
Speaker 2: this isn't true.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: And then I'm like, it's not worth it.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: Someone they probably could have fund some missions. Somebody probably
Speaker 2: know what's not true.
Speaker 3: There's yeah, I've cut Twitter out entirely, or miss or
Speaker 3: miss so much better.
Speaker 1: I slipped up last night. I had to respond to somebody.
Speaker 3: It just it was just it's hard to do at first.
Speaker 3: But like I just haven't I haven't even thought about
Speaker 3: it in a while. So I'm just like I feel
Speaker 3: a waytat I was playing video games.
Speaker 2: I don't got I don't got no idea what the
Speaker 2: fuck is going on.
Speaker 1: I spend about just like probably on average, like two
Speaker 1: minutes a day. I will just pop it open real quick.
Speaker 1: But then one got me it was too stupid. I'll
Speaker 1: pop it open to see if I got like a
Speaker 1: d M or something decent amount, but I'm not I
Speaker 1: don't comment. I try to keep it.
Speaker 2: I try to curate my feed, and then I'm I'm
Speaker 2: going I'm like, oh, this is a girl with a
Speaker 2: really big butt. Awesome, and then like, oh, comic book stuff.
Speaker 2: I need to turn my Twitter into that. Just I
Speaker 2: probably would like, yeah, just just start falling a bit.
Speaker 3: If it's if it's gooonery, it might be a porn app. Honestly,
Speaker 3: like you might as well, Like that's a way better
Speaker 3: use of it than whatever it is now.
Speaker 1: I probably I think I'm gonna do that for gery.
Speaker 1: I feel like if you're like really a gooner and
Speaker 1: you like live a goon esque lifestyle, I feel like
Speaker 1: the internet is awesome. Yeah, I think that's probably true.
Speaker 2: You're like, oh, I'm here to just beat my dick
Speaker 2: and have a good time and then like fucking roll
Speaker 2: over and go to sleep. Those people are stressed free
Speaker 2: like they're stressed. They're probably getting nothing done though they're
Speaker 2: chilling me.
Speaker 1: They might be.
Speaker 2: They might just goon go to the gym, goon again
Speaker 2: and go to sleep. I go to work, should get you, Yeah,
Speaker 2: throw up some weight a goon simple ship, bro, I
Speaker 2: mean it's a good life man, actually something like it's
Speaker 2: just fucking definitely, I want to be informed about what's
Speaker 2: happening in my country.
Speaker 1: But also fuck yeah, I mean I watched Kyle every
Speaker 1: day and it's it. It keeps my brain.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I keep up with like the YouTube stuff.
Speaker 1: It's like it's less. There's something about it that feels
Speaker 1: a little bit less, like I'm wasting my time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's better. I I still watch. I keep saying I
Speaker 1: need to step back.
Speaker 2: It's still entertaining. It's watching because he's a funny guy.
Speaker 1: I'm just waiting for a period of time where things
Speaker 1: slow the fuck down, Right, That's when I'll like, I'll
Speaker 1: stop him. I imagine at a certain point.
Speaker 2: It's not when the go off, things are gonna slow
Speaker 2: down way quick.
Speaker 1: He's he's this is this is political strategy. It is
Speaker 1: literally what he's doing. I know, I know Steve Bannon
Speaker 1: actually came publicly back in the day talking about that.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I just flood the zone is literally.
Speaker 3: Anyway, it's gonna we're gonna read our patrons over over
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Speaker 3: of the show, and I'll say it and I'll say
Speaker 3: whatever the fuck you right, mm hmmm, as long as
Speaker 3: I can legally do it. So count me down three
Speaker 3: two one deleted Evil Tom Sweeney says, I love the gaze,
Speaker 3: but they're not human j R.
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Speaker 1: Like wop wop wop wop wop.
Speaker 2: I'm a fuck his buck what what?
Speaker 1: What? What what?
Speaker 3: I'm a pedophile, I'm a stupid dumb Doc Brown in
Speaker 3: nineteen fifty five is supposed to be thirty five years
Speaker 3: old with full white hair and wrinkles.
Speaker 1: I didn't I heard that. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Wait, and when Doc Brown is supposed to be like
Speaker 3: in his thirties in uh back to the Future, the
Speaker 3: idea is that he's like fucking crazy and stressed out,
Speaker 3: which is very funny.
Speaker 2: I think that's like, that's actually actually like me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's true. He's supposed to be older.
Speaker 1: He is supposed to be like, supposed to be younger
Speaker 1: than he Yet he's supposed to.
Speaker 3: Be younger, but then I'm thirty five. I I think
Speaker 3: it's thirties, like late thirties, maybe early forties or something. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: but I think I think, honestly, this is not a meme.
Speaker 3: I think what happened was like that was the original intent,
Speaker 3: was that like, oh, he's like he's like this like
Speaker 3: eccentric fucking dude. He's like stressed out. He's like obviously
Speaker 3: even in the movie he's like fighting with like governments
Speaker 3: over plutonium. It's kind of crazy.
Speaker 1: That was pretty funny.
Speaker 3: So like, I think that idea is that he's like
Speaker 3: stressed out and he's like just aged rapidly. But like, look,
Speaker 3: but the sequel, like everybody thought he was older, so
Speaker 3: like in the sequel, there's he's just he's an old man.
Speaker 2: Well, so, uh, look, I remember hearing this, and I
Speaker 2: remember looking it up and finding that a lot of
Speaker 2: it was surprisingly not made up.
Speaker 1: So here's I don't know, here's the thing that sounds insane. However,
Speaker 1: it's a movie about time travel, so that's actually the
Speaker 1: least insane thing about it.
Speaker 2: So and it's also like the.
Speaker 3: Original version of it too, which is confirmed like in
Speaker 3: like documentaries and stuff about how they were Like Doc
Speaker 3: Bran was like supposed to be originally like a like
Speaker 3: a pornographer or something, and then they bought Disney bought
Speaker 3: the script in there, like we can't have that, and
Speaker 3: there was like there was no way to explain Doc
Speaker 3: and Marty's relationships, so they just didn't, which actually funny.
Speaker 1: There was like, yeah, they just know each other.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm that's what That's what I was talking
Speaker 2: about a couple of weeks ago, about like a couple
Speaker 2: of episodes ago, about like there's really no such thing
Speaker 2: like as an idea. If you wrote that down on paper,
Speaker 2: that sucks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean, Marty, I can only
Speaker 1: comment eighty eight miles per hour, that's all. Jerry screen
Speaker 1: is so good man, I love it.
Speaker 2: He's coming and he's moving so fast the speed ist
Speaker 2: flesh and flatting his ball, so it's coming more.
Speaker 3: That girl out of my mind who did it on
Speaker 3: fucking on my TikTok feed and I lost it. Oh
Speaker 3: I need to see that because it was like she
Speaker 3: was she was doing something like if you if you
Speaker 3: don't if you don't love me at my yea, then
Speaker 3: you don't deserve me at my I did it perfectly.
Speaker 1: I was like, damn.
Speaker 3: And then but It's one of those things where it's like,
Speaker 3: you know when you like move the move the feet
Speaker 3: a little bit and then it accidentally refreshes.
Speaker 1: That's the worst. Yeah, story of my life, story of
Speaker 1: my love. I'm fucking day. I'm like, I sucked dick,
Speaker 1: Oh fucking day, sir, my gosh, guys, by the way,
Speaker 1: the story of my.
Speaker 2: I don't know what, story of my life, by the
Speaker 2: fucking by the the who.
Speaker 3: It's not the who, you fucking jackass. It's one direction
Speaker 3: direct by who, by the who.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 3: I know World Health Organization doesn't make music.
Speaker 1: Or do they? What if it's been them the whole time?
Speaker 1: That's crazy the same it's safe the world who.
Speaker 3: That's why he pulled out. So I just pulled out
Speaker 3: of it.
Speaker 2: I don't like found the truth.
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Speaker 1: I don't know what that means.
Speaker 3: The goon glow gab Ga lab is gay as hell.
Speaker 3: My Abba my Abba taught me a few things too,
Speaker 3: like how to rip the skin off using my own teeth.
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Speaker 3: it in the van every Sunday, suing my ex boyfriend
Speaker 3: for custody of our friends, cut my cut my dick
Speaker 3: into pieces.
Speaker 2: These are my tranny scars.
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, that is insane. I got an, I got it.
Speaker 3: I got a hundred cocks, a hundred dicks. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: a gay boy, gay boy. Uh, losing all my friends
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Speaker 1: I think I found it.
Speaker 2: Would you find.
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Speaker 2: It's pretty good?
Speaker 1: How do actually do the first one? That one is
Speaker 1: more insane. The second one, to me is perfect. I
Speaker 1: can't even hit that Rechi. I can't. I can't even
Speaker 1: get you can't get there. Not bad, I can't. I
Speaker 1: can't do it.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I want to hurt yourself. You're pushing yourself too hard, Derek.
Speaker 2: That was the video though, it's crazy. I don't think
Speaker 2: you were searching for that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was tild like, bro, I'm gonna find this
Speaker 1: ship that's so funny.
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Speaker 3: I've never seen Hereditary, and I can say without shadow
Speaker 3: with down, Derek is a retard.
Speaker 1: I have no idea about the movie.
Speaker 3: We're just talking about this Chris Gay Come you say.
Speaker 1: He's never seen the movie. It almost sounded like that
Speaker 1: could have been Shapiro. It's something that Ben sjapiauld say.
Speaker 2: I've never even seen this fucking movie. Man, I think this.
Speaker 2: I think this autistic girl should be killed. In fact,
Speaker 2: I don't think she's even I think she might have
Speaker 2: been Hamas now.
Speaker 1: That I look at it.
Speaker 2: If you look at the footage of Hereditary back to
Speaker 2: back and you look at it in reverse, specifically slow motion,
Speaker 2: you can tell that this little girl is indeed, this
Speaker 2: was some TEGs for her mas, and this was clearly
Speaker 2: ratherentak crazy. That would be so fucking absolutely inhuman. There's
Speaker 2: any human you keep driving? The car was in fact
Speaker 2: trying to protect her from the little, the tiny little
Speaker 2: haumask guy in her ears. I saw it, and there
Speaker 2: was one shot earlier on in the movie where you
Speaker 2: could see a tiny little humas man in her ear and.
Speaker 1: He is rather independence.
Speaker 2: Rant in defendence. Sou I have a rant to fund
Speaker 2: my sense. Ariel has a rant dependence. Adriel has a
Speaker 2: r dependence. Now I can't stand him.
Speaker 1: He's got to be a picture for her, just juggernaut
Speaker 1: jugs just spilling out. Nlky, mommy looking.
Speaker 2: I haven't found anything quite yet. I've been looking. There
Speaker 2: was that one girl, that porn star that everyone thought
Speaker 2: it was her. They looked very similar. She bargeted herself
Speaker 2: as her right for a second, did you know that?
Speaker 3: I feel like that's maybe not, maybe that's not this
Speaker 3: specific situation, but I feel like I remember that being
Speaker 3: a thing, like that's brilliant.
Speaker 1: Some look alike was like, it's me, you know, that's brilliant. Dangerous,
Speaker 1: but it's brilliant. Yeah, probably Peril's sister must have money. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: well I was admitt but yeah.
Speaker 2: The Shapira dynasty, my dad doesn't mean it's the fact
Speaker 2: that made the music.
Speaker 1: My dad builds. Yamka's builds fucking hard like the stars
Speaker 1: their building. What's a Jewish song? Jewish songs?
Speaker 5: Yeah, if I were a man, there's almost like a
Speaker 5: lot of disputes on pay day.
Speaker 2: It's on the roof on repeat. It's just it's that
Speaker 2: song and that part of the song. And during paid
Speaker 2: it as a bunch of arguments about their check. Everyone's like,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna.
Speaker 1: You already did it in the right place. Listen all
Speaker 1: right now, I have too close Jewish friends. I'm barrel,
Speaker 1: I'm ama to close. I've never heard of talk.
Speaker 2: I think about it. Bar No, she does not sound
Speaker 2: like you don't know that woman is shopping. Fact, in fact,
Speaker 2: my boots are large. My brother doesn't understand it. I'm
Speaker 2: quivering at the thought of money.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I was just kidding. I am honestly just kidding.
Speaker 1: This guy I think stole the because I don't think
Speaker 1: this is the original. I want to see if this
Speaker 1: chick had more impressions.
Speaker 3: But it's just like so it's just like reposted stuff, man,
Speaker 3: and I can't.
Speaker 1: But that is but then there's no it's so good.
Speaker 1: Why do people just free boot ship and then now
Speaker 1: I can't find the original person? Isn't that great? It's
Speaker 1: fucking super cool. Isn't that sick?
Speaker 2: Everything's fun?
Speaker 1: Sorry, lady, I was gonna give you some support, but
Speaker 1: I don't know who you are, and I don't care anymore.
Speaker 1: I mean, what do I I can't do that. I tried.
Speaker 3: Chris Gay come, Big Meaty Stakes goooner killed by men
Speaker 3: who twerk, Andy the man whose handies are now back
Speaker 3: to s tire and forever Dandy.
Speaker 2: Sex gifts.
Speaker 1: I love that. You know what that is?
Speaker 3: No something, it's it's I mean, I assume it's a
Speaker 3: reference to Dean Norris, the guy who he plays Hank
Speaker 3: on A Breaking bad when he tweeted sex gifts.
Speaker 1: Do you remember that I didn't the phrase, He just
Speaker 1: like the word sex gifts. Yeah, because I guess he
Speaker 1: thought it was Google. I feel like he was looking
Speaker 1: or like maybe he like thought it was like maybe
Speaker 1: like he was looking.
Speaker 3: You know, there was like the gift function on Twitter,
Speaker 3: how like you could look for gifts that maybe he
Speaker 3: searched that but tweeted it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's what happened. That sounds where plausible.
Speaker 3: It's so good gifts. Did you see how you recently
Speaker 3: got hacked Dean Norris? Yeah, and there's people and.
Speaker 1: They actually had good looking like oh it's me and
Speaker 1: he was like crypto coin ship and he was like, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm being hacked. But like the proof that it was
Speaker 1: him was actually competent. It was done, it was well done.
Speaker 2: People like Dean coin It was like, I can't remember
Speaker 2: what it was, but it was something of why you
Speaker 2: reading the Norris buck.
Speaker 1: It was breaking bucks. The something breaking is awesome, that's
Speaker 1: actually kind of that's actually I might I might get
Speaker 1: in on that pump and dumb breaking. Don't do that.
Speaker 1: Don't let let everyone's doing it. I don't think it's
Speaker 1: I don't think it doesn't matter. The Hank Bank, like
Speaker 1: the Hank Bank, the Hank Bank, get get breaking bucks
Speaker 1: and it's stored in the Hank Bank. Ye, you're short circuit.
Speaker 1: It was like Johnny five.
Speaker 2: It totally was I'm I'm I'm by the way, welcome
Speaker 2: this podcast for thirty year olds. You just mentioned Johnny five.
Speaker 1: Johnny Yeah, short fucking circuit. No, yeah, circuit, we're old people.
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, we're not old, We're just not fucking killing.
Speaker 2: That wasn't even anything.
Speaker 1: You just moaned in pain. I feel like it's what
Speaker 1: old people do. They get out of the bed. That
Speaker 1: sounds like fucking fire when they first shoot up out
Speaker 1: of bed. That is death like releasing its grass from them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, like it's like and then like death's like,
Speaker 1: you know, like almost got them. Remember forge mode. That's stupid.
Speaker 1: Remember I do too, Remember Commanders.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to be fucking like just decrepitly old
Speaker 2: in like a like an old folks home, just talking
Speaker 2: about video games like a freak.
Speaker 1: Your hands are like frozen solid with arthritis like a
Speaker 1: game controller.
Speaker 2: Wat me get this sick trick?
Speaker 1: Shut. I'm dying. I remember when Limbo came to the
Speaker 1: Xbox Live Arcade. It really was a new world for
Speaker 1: indie games. Hurts my hands play.
Speaker 3: It actually fucks your hands up way more way quicker.
Speaker 3: But yeah, because it's not built for that. Yeah, my
Speaker 3: ship's fucked because of it, like just from using it
Speaker 3: so much.
Speaker 1: It hurts anyway.
Speaker 2: If I played too long, I'm like I got to
Speaker 2: take a break.
Speaker 1: My hand hurt. Yeah, jerk Off was the hank stuff.
Speaker 2: Let me take a break playing mouse keyboard and beat
Speaker 2: my dick for a little bit and then soak my
Speaker 2: hand in fucking rice and thunder.
Speaker 3: Uh getting injected with ten c seas of bleach because
Speaker 3: it was Nurse kingston On who read my chart.
Speaker 1: Sorry sorry, In fact, we're not gonna pay out. Dean
Speaker 1: what I live in?
Speaker 2: Dean Norris is his name?
Speaker 3: Yeah, like Chuck Okay, I live in Texas. Not going
Speaker 3: to Vegas to eat roadhouse amazing.
Speaker 1: I thought I'd saved this ship. God damn it.
Speaker 3: Absolute horse piss in a chilled glass. The in game
Speaker 3: currency of call duty is called uh cp uh gids.
Speaker 3: Derek looks like Franklin the turtle uh is Sweeney's barber.
Speaker 2: Blind.
Speaker 3: Fighting Games is the last hope for couch cop to
Speaker 3: be honest. Uh black squid word more like n ward
Speaker 3: Uh just a little scream type fella third eye blind.
Speaker 3: I want seaman or else. I'm a i'm a I'm
Speaker 3: I'm gonna beat my wife baby.
Speaker 2: Doop doo, doop doom doo.
Speaker 1: I don't know what I don't know what that would be.
Speaker 2: I don't remember the rest of that song.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just know the unpacked and I'm holding and oh,
Speaker 1: I didn't even realize that was a song.
Speaker 3: It's kind of not it doesn't work, kind of I
Speaker 3: want seemen or else I'm gonna beat my wife.
Speaker 1: Baby. Oh, that's it's missing. It's missing a baby baby.
Speaker 1: I want semen me trump kind of live baby. Baby's
Speaker 1: just missing little parts. Yeah?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 3: Were they the same people who did the Jim Carrey
Speaker 3: song where He's where you're singing to the guy on
Speaker 3: the on the roof.
Speaker 1: Jump. I think it's called I think that's so yeah,
Speaker 1: I think so? Is that the same? I think so yeah?
Speaker 1: What the fuck is that song?
Speaker 2: How does that go? I don't I know they have
Speaker 2: a song song. I know they have a song called Jump,
Speaker 2: but I can't think about. Oh my god, it's so
Speaker 2: it's I hear it almost, but I'll look it up. Jump,
Speaker 2: go ahead and jump. I wish you would step back
Speaker 2: for on that. I was hoping you weren't gonna get it.
Speaker 2: I was gonna try to put something in your head.
Speaker 2: I think I don't van Halen go ahead and jump,
Speaker 2: but you got it before I could do it.
Speaker 1: But can I tell you something?
Speaker 2: I do that to myself so much that I'm immune
Speaker 2: to that just talking words into people's minds that jumped
Speaker 2: those cords. I used to end videos with those cords
Speaker 2: with that. There's something so funny about like a freeze
Speaker 2: frame in those chords. Yeah, beem beem beem bmm beep.
Speaker 2: And it's like a picture of JFK's head exploding, a
Speaker 2: fucking frame by frame of his head going from intact
Speaker 2: to not crazy. It's crazy. One of those Kevin Durant.
Speaker 2: I hate how nice his wife's butt was at the time.
Speaker 2: I don't know doctor man looking enough talk about it.
Speaker 2: His wife actually had like a big butt for someone
Speaker 2: who were talking about it, JFK's wife.
Speaker 1: Oh oh okay that picture?
Speaker 2: Why so big?
Speaker 1: And what's going on? That's an iconic tweet actually.
Speaker 2: Talking about like JFK gay as fuck because like what
Speaker 2: it was you're saying is gay as fuck for like
Speaker 2: not like not locking in something like that. It's a
Speaker 2: really it's really not locking in again, It's like, what.
Speaker 3: Are you dewey, doctor manliver just not worrying and love
Speaker 3: the cock fuck you. I ain't paying my hester pants.
Speaker 2: I'm waiting for elin and trying to be bloody old
Speaker 2: face fuck evil face fuck unstoppable. When you read the
Speaker 2: Patreon names, how they're ordered by oldest member, most money
Speaker 2: donated or most gayuss most gays like most smump of futterers,
Speaker 2: jolly O Dipship act to the Ace of Parades, uh
Speaker 2: definitive Top five Black People one Lebron two, Key David
Speaker 2: two three Future four, Tim Duncan five Sweeney.
Speaker 1: Hueye uh hueie what is it? O?
Speaker 2: Hungy for cummy wummies, feed me Christy Pooh, Captain African
Speaker 2: American Man, I didn't write it, Captain and American Captain
Speaker 2: African America Braview, jungle, cloak and cloaking fagger uh f
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Speaker 3: They come running just as fast as they can because
Speaker 3: every guy is crazy about a sharp dick man.
Speaker 1: Uh sh I was trying to find that picture of hell.
Speaker 1: So there's a bunch of people that are just stealing
Speaker 1: the you know, the same thing. JFK is gay as
Speaker 1: FU for falling asleep, blah blah blah. They're stealing it.
Speaker 1: But there is the person. Here's your twenty twenty four
Speaker 1: reminder that JFK was gay and had a boyfriend, and
Speaker 1: like there's like these pictures of him, like with his
Speaker 1: homie like like extremely homo erotic, and I had no idea.
Speaker 2: I had no idea that was like, I don't do
Speaker 2: that with my Homiesmore I thought that it.
Speaker 1: Was Gaes not doing it. I was like, wait, what
Speaker 1: the fuck I had? I didn't know there was any
Speaker 1: even allegations of him, Like, I mean, I feel like
Speaker 1: there's so many people in sum reason I just ultra
Speaker 1: by because there's like best I want the best of
Speaker 1: both worlds.
Speaker 2: I want the best of both world Take it slow
Speaker 2: and you rock out the show.
Speaker 1: We sang the whole We sang the whole fucking theme song.
Speaker 3: Montana shooting in gator shooting in a Gatorade bottle, stilt
Speaker 3: skin period auxiliary enjoyer.
Speaker 2: Smitchie the kid.
Speaker 3: Vivek didn't say anything when I when told I wouldn't vote.
Speaker 3: She pipkin on my Pippa. ITCHI bon casuga, ITCHI bond cosuga.
Speaker 3: Stand forward. You have been you have been given the
Speaker 3: honorary Presidential Medal of Freedom for your services and I
Speaker 3: don't know, fucking pirate stuff or whatever the hell you're doing.
Speaker 2: Fucking k would be fucking awesome, by the way, I
Speaker 2: would love to see that. Yeah, Kus Yakhu's ex JFK that,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you're gonna be a crossover.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be in there's gonna be in the ether
Speaker 1: once it goes live, and then one of them will
Speaker 1: be like, it's a great idea. It's a great idea, developers,
Speaker 1: that's brilliant. Why didn't we think of that?
Speaker 2: Get on it, Get on it right now.
Speaker 1: I mean it feels like that's what they're doing now, right.
Speaker 1: They should put JFK and more.
Speaker 3: Thing like when he was in Call D I remember
Speaker 3: that being like one of the few times I wanted
Speaker 3: to play Call of Duty because they had him as
Speaker 3: a playable characters in Zombie right, and he was like, uh,
Speaker 3: that was my fellow Americans where he had to kill zombies.
Speaker 1: That was cool, And I was like, which, which who
Speaker 1: else is in there? It was? It was like Castro.
Speaker 2: I think it was like that along though it was
Speaker 2: a Missile Crisis era, as was JFK Videl Castro fucking
Speaker 2: I don't know, Marilyn Monroe fucking and I think he
Speaker 2: was in Mister Ed.
Speaker 1: Imagine the thirty year old podcast.
Speaker 2: Imagine thirty plus year old podcast. We mentioned Mister Ed
Speaker 2: and short circuit.
Speaker 1: I would have been like, how did I miss this?
Speaker 1: How did I not play this?
Speaker 2: Where there's a fucking to Maryland talking about that's not
Speaker 2: it's not even a thirty year old famouster ed is
Speaker 2: so old?
Speaker 1: My mom probably right, But what I'm saying is nobody
Speaker 1: below us. I know, I mean, were the maximum. I
Speaker 1: can't ahead ge you, Charlie.
Speaker 2: You claim a fucking horse, Charlie, Horse and I could talk.
Speaker 1: I don't remember what.
Speaker 2: I don't know any about I've never seen it, by
Speaker 2: the way, I just know that it exists. I've watched
Speaker 2: I've watched long episodes of that show.
Speaker 1: You haven't.
Speaker 2: I did not have the control of my TV until
Speaker 2: I got one in my bedroom. I had no control
Speaker 2: watching the fireside chats like a fucking loser.
Speaker 1: I'd watch that.
Speaker 2: I'd watch fucking what still watch Jeopardy, Love Jeopardy, use fireside.
Speaker 2: I love Jeopardy though I'd watched Jeopardy and Jeopardy, Will
Speaker 2: of Fortune, Family Feud Prices right like. I'd watch it
Speaker 2: like that all the time. When I was little and
Speaker 2: I had fun as I was like my time with my.
Speaker 1: Grandma, I watched cool cartoons.
Speaker 2: Yea, the only too, but it's not as much. The
Speaker 2: only Jeopardy I watched was like a live show. It
Speaker 2: was like a live jeopardy and it was called women
Speaker 2: in who played every night at the train station. I wish,
Speaker 2: I wish like shadows and house classes. The game with
Speaker 2: the Indian guy, the Indian Angry. It was a game
Speaker 2: with the angry Indian fellas three know.
Speaker 1: The which fell Wrath. He's Japanese.
Speaker 2: His name is a Soura's Wrath is an Indian game.
Speaker 2: It's about Indian stuff. I'm I'm mistaking right, Holy ship,
Speaker 2: I could be wrong, I could be wrong. Apologies his
Speaker 2: name is I know there are there are Buddhist characters
Speaker 2: and sorry, Buddha was his name. Basically, my apology, my apologies.
Speaker 1: His name was literally it's not Vive is not stupid
Speaker 1: with the r like like he's such a suck, he's
Speaker 1: such an el l or something. I don't know. Wrath Wrath,
Speaker 1: I actually wouldn't mind.
Speaker 2: The classic would be in it.
Speaker 1: There's not enough. When when is when is the one?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 1: The black Wukong? So they China got is gonna kill
Speaker 1: those stupid and honestly stupid that would be mad, would
Speaker 1: be mad, rather they do that and like subverb, I
Speaker 1: actually would be okay with the.
Speaker 2: Subverb don't eat that none, boy, don't buy street food,
Speaker 2: slapping it out of his hand.
Speaker 1: Like I'm sorry, Sheddy.
Speaker 3: I actually feel bad because they be getting like a
Speaker 3: raindow streak guy.
Speaker 1: They've been going there. Boy, I have to put my
Speaker 1: foot in it.
Speaker 2: My God told me to. I have to not wear gloves.
Speaker 1: I can't disrespecting somebody. Dude. I don't know where it
Speaker 1: came from. It's TikTok.
Speaker 2: It was well whatever, Reels, probably because I think Reels
Speaker 2: is like the racist version of TikTok. We know, we
Speaker 2: know have to apologize like text or something. Yeah, Ambassador,
Speaker 2: he's Canadian. Also, he's never also too, he's not he's
Speaker 2: not whoa I thought you were with them? Huh you're
Speaker 2: you're you're anti sympathy.
Speaker 1: What are you good? I'm an anti semi yes, but
Speaker 1: I'm not must lying. I whose side are you on?
Speaker 4: Sir?
Speaker 2: On everyone's side?
Speaker 1: That's my name is Shapiro. I don't think of everybody
Speaker 1: doesn't have a anyone can get it.
Speaker 2: I mean, I mean, I'm everybody's my name Tambi Shapiro
Speaker 2: and I don't believe in the I don't believe. I
Speaker 2: think they're sucking, stupid and Lane and they're stupid Lane,
Speaker 2: they have dirty feet.
Speaker 1: It's elephant cry tastes gross, spicy birds.
Speaker 2: Your gods are elephants, big deal. I see those at zoos,
Speaker 2: lame crazy. You can't see Jesus Christ at a zoo
Speaker 2: well the.
Speaker 1: Time, Yeah, I mean he was kind of displayed like
Speaker 1: a Jewish.
Speaker 2: He's not he's not, He's not there.
Speaker 1: God, they don't like, I don't know yet like him.
Speaker 2: Well they're canonically him though, he's gonna one of them
Speaker 2: something like that. But they don't like him. You lied,
Speaker 2: you lied about this here, big rock.
Speaker 1: Big rock, allright, God, Award Curry. What if the next chorerie?
Speaker 1: What is the next?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: No, that's such a stretch, do you get it? Just
Speaker 1: just see it?
Speaker 2: Move on, post stupid, post clarity.
Speaker 1: Nut out of a small Indian boy. Brow Tour the
Speaker 1: Bullbary and he's just on the streets cleaning them up.
Speaker 1: Scrow Tour the Bullbary and hung hunter of cock.
Speaker 2: In the moment and got war of the first one.
Speaker 1: Me some calcium cannons. Right now, he's just slamming his
Speaker 1: wrist is loose.
Speaker 3: Oh God, need some need some calcium cans right now,
Speaker 3: deporting my come to the unconscious.
Speaker 1: Ice A face, boy, what were your step?
Speaker 2: I know you're talking about Jada Stevens and it was
Speaker 2: Trump supporter Sweeney is she is a one too, but
Speaker 2: it's not her. Who is Ja Stevens? Who is that?
Speaker 1: I don't even know? She's like a famous She's like
Speaker 1: a white girl with a big but that was the pun? Start?
Speaker 1: Oh is that that? I'm sorry I missed the name.
Speaker 1: She's just clarifying, well that the name is a bunch
Speaker 1: of the person that he.
Speaker 2: Was looking for. A bunch, yeah, a bunch of them,
Speaker 2: A Trumpies, I think.
Speaker 1: A lot of them.
Speaker 2: Probably a turn coach, right, remember that fucking bitch the
Speaker 2: that uh has a kid with Whiskala?
Speaker 1: She turned coat?
Speaker 2: Have you said she looks now?
Speaker 1: No? I I blocked her. Well, I didn't blow because
Speaker 1: like we were, we were we were cool, We're a
Speaker 1: casual and we were because she's like a huge fan
Speaker 1: of I can't remember her name, amber Rose, a huge
Speaker 1: fan of System of It down and we bonded over
Speaker 1: that and then I saw her just get I just
Speaker 1: that was I can't I can't see this. I can't.
Speaker 2: Later she looks now, yeah that tracks let me see
Speaker 2: you become a piece of ship and microwaved.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a piece of ship. You fucking uh side and
Speaker 1: you start looking basing the fight man. Yeah, those have
Speaker 1: little revive over it.
Speaker 2: The crawling animation and then a little a little wretch
Speaker 2: comes up.
Speaker 1: To you and it's just like it's so ingraded.
Speaker 2: That game is ingreaded in my head so many ways.
Speaker 2: I played that game so much recreationally, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: It's definitely one of those things that I don't consider
Speaker 1: it being one of my favorite games, but technically it is.
Speaker 2: It's definitely one of the games I've played the most,
Speaker 2: or it's some one of the most games that impacted
Speaker 2: my that era of my life was like it was
Speaker 2: that in Resumee five of the games that like I
Speaker 2: really played.
Speaker 1: I can't wait for them. I can't should be relatively imminent,
Speaker 1: Oh man, I can't.
Speaker 2: I wonder if it'll be up to a Nintenda direct.
Speaker 2: Actually would it be, I don't know, maybe.
Speaker 1: Five? Why? Why why that?
Speaker 3: Because it's old, so like it could run on like
Speaker 3: their new hardware, because they knew hard was going to
Speaker 3: be just a PS four.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying it would be.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying like there's a lot of rumors about that,
Speaker 3: like a remake of it, like a.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I guess you're right, I don't really know. I don't
Speaker 2: know what the fun they're they. If I'm telling you
Speaker 2: right now, I'm sure the Nintendo console's not gonna be
Speaker 2: able to run that well.
Speaker 1: Well, it doesn't need to run it well because Nintendo
Speaker 1: fans don't care. I guess that's very true.
Speaker 2: Ten frames a second and people are like, I.
Speaker 1: Love it, dude.
Speaker 2: The I was talking about that in a Gris discord
Speaker 2: a bunch of people that played Didchion with I was like,
Speaker 2: if any other Triple A franchise like released a flagship
Speaker 2: like that, they'd be out of the race. Like Pokemon.
Speaker 2: Scarlett and Violet was so bad it was crazy. Granted
Speaker 2: they were rush into doing it. The developers didn't finish
Speaker 2: the game they way they wanted to. But that is
Speaker 2: a dame and like that, you're done. You should be
Speaker 2: done after that.
Speaker 1: Nintendo they've they've they're in a great position brainwashed everybody.
Speaker 2: Get the Pokemon company, man like they just think they
Speaker 2: don't have to do anything.
Speaker 1: They don't have this fuck all like they do worse
Speaker 1: job than fucking Power World or Yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Don't know, yeah, maybe the maybe not the I feel
Speaker 3: like it's imminent though. I feel like it's coming.
Speaker 1: Oh man, I can't fucking wait, like within the next
Speaker 1: few months for sure. I just want to see grab
Speaker 1: I want to I just want to taze like this
Speaker 1: thun Rod.
Speaker 2: I just want to try.
Speaker 3: What did they recrast cast Chris Redfield and it's it's
Speaker 3: that little the dancing midget from twin Peaks.
Speaker 2: Wow, this fun because I would still play there, still play,
Speaker 2: But I would also be like, what is this?
Speaker 1: Why did they do this? I would I mean I
Speaker 1: would love, I would love.
Speaker 2: I can't. I want to see how Cheve is gonna look,
Speaker 2: That's what I'm like. I mean they leveled her up crazy.
Speaker 3: I feel like, like Loki, I don't think anybody looks worse.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have no complaints on the looks what Jill
Speaker 2: looks like with her fucking crazy tight suit.
Speaker 1: She's gonna purple.
Speaker 2: She looked weird.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think purposely they did that because she's
Speaker 1: supposed to you know what, when she's all controlled with
Speaker 1: that thing.
Speaker 3: In her like, I don't like how she looking three.
Speaker 3: I thought like it was like a really good design.
Speaker 2: Yes, she look like not a white person in the
Speaker 2: new three, and I remember being like very white in
Speaker 2: the last one. Well no, I mean, but wasn't she
Speaker 2: like very very pale in the like original three? And
Speaker 2: I think the grafts are too shitty for me to
Speaker 2: really say, Okay, she might as well have been a
Speaker 2: fucking muppet for all. Yeah, I cannot wait do I
Speaker 2: cannot wait to shoot the motherfucker with the chainsaw wrap
Speaker 2: on his head, punch him and I'm back.
Speaker 1: With an I just want I just can't wait.
Speaker 2: There's there's those big guys look like Rick Ross that
Speaker 2: have the jat gatling guns.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yes guys, I would yell. I remember that.
Speaker 3: I'm just so confused by it because I feel like
Speaker 3: that game still looks really good. It looks pretty good,
Speaker 3: looks like like visually, like from a from a art
Speaker 3: design perspective.
Speaker 1: I like the way it looks like.
Speaker 2: I can't wait for those fucking crazy steroid infused guns.
Speaker 2: Those guns got so strong in that game. It was OBSEVD.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was like, oh, let's not get We already
Speaker 1: got roped when I tried not to.
Speaker 3: If we go to New York, maybe we'll find a
Speaker 3: way to beat him. Derek suggested no, he said, Chris,
Speaker 3: why not, Sweeney asked Craig the Canadian, I only do
Speaker 3: casual racism.
Speaker 2: Ranked racism has too many sweats.
Speaker 3: It's boy Shawn d uh major minority Star Tank fans
Speaker 3: are now homeless and deported. He lickd at. I don't
Speaker 3: know how I would react to that. If I saw
Speaker 3: that in public, somebody licking a cookie, I.
Speaker 1: Would stay far away from them, That's all I know.
Speaker 1: I think I would stay there for a while.
Speaker 2: I would want to see, like how committed they are
Speaker 2: to crazy? You would stand near a weirdo?
Speaker 1: Are you kidding? Watch? Yes?
Speaker 2: Do you know know where we're from?
Speaker 1: Yeah? But people walk past. People don't stand it like.
Speaker 3: Oh you're crazy. First of all, people literally do sit
Speaker 3: in the park just to watch crazy people.
Speaker 1: Yes, but not right next to them.
Speaker 2: I didn't say like right next to them. You just
Speaker 2: did that yourself.
Speaker 1: That's very true, because I'm thinking, like, you're this close
Speaker 1: to someone that's like a cookie. You're like I'm saying,
Speaker 1: like I would.
Speaker 3: Like observe it from a distance. Yeah, just like you
Speaker 3: did that yourself. You put me next to him for
Speaker 3: somebody you want.
Speaker 1: To be next to. I don't. I'm I'm in fact scared.
Speaker 2: I thought you wanted to lick it in half.
Speaker 1: No, I had. I had a heart attack because I
Speaker 1: see the x l R cable. Dude. It fucking gave
Speaker 1: me a heart attack. It's like I looked.
Speaker 3: To those of you who know we had because we
Speaker 3: had lylaon, we had to hook up an extra x
Speaker 3: l R for the temporary mic for guests. But I
Speaker 3: kind of have I kind of did this like I
Speaker 3: used like a not as zip tie exactly, but something
Speaker 3: that's kind of tedious to undo it from the bottom
Speaker 3: of the table.
Speaker 1: So it's just kind of dangling. Yeah, and Derek saw it.
Speaker 1: Free the funk out. Oh I got your face on
Speaker 1: camera for that. It happened one time like where I
Speaker 1: don't know, it was just a few minutes, maybe like
Speaker 1: seven minutes, and now like, oh man, that fucking my
Speaker 1: heart dropped, dude. I was like, like, how why my
Speaker 1: heart att It's literally fighting your body, fucking heart. Star
Speaker 1: Tank fans are now homeless and deported.
Speaker 3: Uh SERPs I watched every episode again and I've come
Speaker 3: to the concluding Sweeney Sweeney's empathy a schizophrenic uh Calm
Speaker 3: Tony Uh Billy Billy, Joe Armstrong, Jay Z's Tayson Day,
Speaker 3: Danny and Grant McDonald having a conversation three x oh
Speaker 3: quitting the job that made him deeply unhappy. Time to
Speaker 3: learn premiere pro. Let's go on, Uh, congratulations on losing
Speaker 3: your livelihood. May you find success, So President, that's how
Speaker 3: you would have said it.
Speaker 1: Learn it good and then hit us up.
Speaker 2: We'll we'll pay you in peanuts to edit peanuts, just
Speaker 2: crazy literal peanuts and sperm, so.
Speaker 1: You get like you get a ziplog. It's both mixed up.
Speaker 2: You have a common courtesy to separate. That's so fucking
Speaker 2: it come fromented peanuts.
Speaker 1: God, that kind of gross me out a little bit,
Speaker 1: just thinking about, like these peanuts smell, Oh dude, laying
Speaker 1: that bag and you would fucking you'd vomited it.
Speaker 3: It would be ranking such, it would be like this,
Speaker 3: like what a revenant would smell like.
Speaker 2: It'd be and have the stink, have the stink lines
Speaker 2: on the bag.
Speaker 3: Yeah, punching Nazis through tweins Sweeney's tooth Gap, Sweeney's Improv Class,
Speaker 3: where the first course is called my second favorite n word. Uh,
Speaker 3: let's see page smoke serpent stroke and smoking joking. And
Speaker 3: when it's going like this, drip in mation, Lord of
Speaker 3: all drip wag, your name can't contain special character. Shut
Speaker 3: the funk up, Patren, fuck you you want you to
Speaker 3: blow me?
Speaker 1: Waiting for the swede hunting tears, I watch is.
Speaker 3: Piled Kremlin de gremlin, Uh, fucking squirrel girl and leaving
Speaker 3: two condoms in her. We're not mad at Derek, We're
Speaker 3: just disappointed. Jarvis take me off Epstein's Black Book. Now
Speaker 3: presenting our special guest, Malla Stow the clown Phil Collins
Speaker 3: in the air Tonight tune.
Speaker 1: I can feel it come in in my ass to
Speaker 1: night Hollo homeo homo, Yeah, that's perfect.
Speaker 2: Wage slave five three, I come therefore I am.
Speaker 1: I've been waiting for this pain. Oh my, that's so great.
Speaker 1: I hate how long it takes for that to kick in.
Speaker 1: Though the drum you listen to fucking like three quarters
Speaker 1: of the fucking song essentially like on the like I said,
Speaker 1: the radio comes on, I'm like, hell yeah.
Speaker 3: See that interview with him where he was talking about
Speaker 3: it's like a recent interview where they're like, I think
Speaker 3: his like kids are interviewing.
Speaker 2: I was like, where'd you come up with?
Speaker 1: Like that drum?
Speaker 2: Was like.
Speaker 3: That was just the one we did at that take.
Speaker 3: Apparently it was like entirely improvised. Every single time they
Speaker 3: played it, they were just like this is the one.
Speaker 1: And that's the one that's crazy. I wonder what another
Speaker 1: one could have just been like it's some crazy ship.
Speaker 2: You break your snare.
Speaker 3: Oh, by the way, did we ever mention I don't
Speaker 3: think we ever mentioned it, but I do want to.
Speaker 1: I do want to mention it. There was a.
Speaker 3: I don't know why or how the fuck this happened,
Speaker 3: but on a recent episode one of the reason ones,
Speaker 3: like in the last five.
Speaker 1: In the middle of Swen talking there was like I forgot.
Speaker 2: A fucking slow motion demon voice over him. That was
Speaker 2: no idea, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: That is? My only guess is there had to on
Speaker 1: his channel on what we record. Something must have happened,
Speaker 1: because why didn't it happen? It was It wasn't every
Speaker 1: it wasn't like just that patch of audio of like everything.
Speaker 1: I think it was just him, Yeah, I think it
Speaker 1: nothing makes sense because it was definitely like a pitch thing.
Speaker 2: But I don't do anything that would because like it
Speaker 2: if I it would should there should be more of
Speaker 2: that or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I have no explanation to how that happened.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So it was funny because I was like, it
Speaker 2: scared the shit out of me, and it scared a
Speaker 2: lot of people too.
Speaker 3: And then the comments were like I love the comments
Speaker 3: because it was all like trying to figure out like
Speaker 3: why did they do?
Speaker 1: Like what is that? And some people were like I
Speaker 1: think it's a sensor.
Speaker 3: Uh, Like I think it was sense and then all
Speaker 3: this all these explanations of these conspiraity theories, and it's
Speaker 3: so funny because like we just genuinely know know and
Speaker 3: it's crazy.
Speaker 1: It's like it's one of those things to where conspiracy
Speaker 1: you understand how like like say something like nine to eleven,
Speaker 1: Like sometimes shit just happens, dude, Like like sometimes shit
Speaker 1: just happens to where it's like you have all these
Speaker 1: logical like Akham's razor things and it's like, actually, no,
Speaker 1: shit just kind of went something weird happened. And as
Speaker 1: I've gotten older, I've been more accepting of that of
Speaker 1: certain chaotic things. It's like a I.
Speaker 2: Remember holding a jewel case, you know, CD city case
Speaker 2: and then Tower Records, and I dropped it and it
Speaker 2: just landed perfectly like that.
Speaker 1: I'm like, this will never happen again, Like did you try?
Speaker 2: I want to, You can't.
Speaker 1: You can't replicate that.
Speaker 2: It never happened again. And it just like I took
Speaker 2: a picture of it. That's how brare context.
Speaker 1: It means nothing, but.
Speaker 3: Like it's the last that's the last picture on your
Speaker 3: phone before they find you dead.
Speaker 1: And I bought that city specifically because that it did that.
Speaker 1: The bands are not to be pretty good. What what
Speaker 1: it was a band called Bloodlined Calligraphy and they're a
Speaker 1: hardcore band from Michigan chick singer Big Black basis of
Speaker 1: like You, except for that Nigga died died this sleep,
Speaker 1: so I've actually it felt really bad. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: they're working on the second album that nigga died shortly
Speaker 1: after Crazy. But you're you're here and you're fine. You're
Speaker 1: you're older than that nigga when he died, so I
Speaker 1: think you're.
Speaker 2: Good, oh man, but uh yeah, anyway, that was one
Speaker 2: of those those special moments like I literally I'll never
Speaker 2: happen again.
Speaker 3: I can't even mention it until like I I remember
Speaker 3: making a point to mention it, and then I just.
Speaker 1: Forget because you showed us the thing. So of course
Speaker 1: we were definitely. I was like, what the fuck is
Speaker 1: and me I was like, and you're probably like wondering, Oh,
Speaker 1: I wonder why Derek did this? Yeah, like that was
Speaker 1: I was like, what is it?
Speaker 2: I thought it was like you were joking, or like
Speaker 2: it was a censor or like my thought was okay,
Speaker 2: because I've had things like this happen with like video clips,
Speaker 2: where like I'm editing a long video, yeah, or like
Speaker 2: a long podcast and I'm looking on the timeline in
Speaker 2: a macro sense, and then like there's a clip that's
Speaker 2: so small that I don't see it until I zoom in.
Speaker 3: It's also so small that like how the fuck would
Speaker 3: I find it? I thought maybe like you had dragged
Speaker 3: the podcast into the editing window, and maybe that audio
Speaker 3: was like there from like a leftover project.
Speaker 1: Oh later on, you know what I mean? Oh, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I That's what I because that would be
Speaker 1: my assumption at least it Yeah, it was there is
Speaker 1: so many. There's literally nothing because I do the same
Speaker 1: thing each time. There is there's not that many processes.
Speaker 1: So like the first thing is just compression, yeah, and
Speaker 1: then I noise reduction yeah, and then I EQ, and
Speaker 1: then I smash everything together, I merge all together, do
Speaker 1: one more compression that that's at a smaller scale, just
Speaker 1: to make things match a little bit more. And then
Speaker 1: once I do that, just a little bit more of
Speaker 1: the higher frequencies to take it off again. So it's
Speaker 1: just a it's just compression EQ. It's just a series
Speaker 1: of that stuff. Yeah, and then just and then the
Speaker 1: front yeah. And then there's there's no there's no pitch stuff.
Speaker 1: There's no there's nothing like that. So it wasn't even
Speaker 1: like I accidentally hit it at some point because it
Speaker 1: would have affected the entire track. Yeah. So that's what's
Speaker 1: so weird to me, Like I don't like I have
Speaker 1: no other than this thing. Because I will say this
Speaker 1: sometimes it actually even happens to the switch or two
Speaker 1: sometimes that it won't just be one track, it'll be
Speaker 1: like twenty minutes of the of the latter half of
Speaker 1: the file will be split into a second file. It
Speaker 1: just it just has like a little it like has
Speaker 1: a little hiccup. You've never mentioned this before, Like it'll
Speaker 1: have a hiccup and then it'll start. There is no
Speaker 1: it's completely not cutting anything out, but it's just in
Speaker 1: two separate files, like twenty minutes of it is in
Speaker 1: a second part of it weird And sometimes it'll happen
Speaker 1: to the audio on here, almost as if there was
Speaker 1: like a power surge thing happening that just makes it
Speaker 1: hiccup and it may start immediately, but it doesn't. It does.
Speaker 1: None of the audio is missing. It's just a separate
Speaker 1: a second track of the end. And so I'm just
Speaker 1: thinking maybe something weird happened in that moment. And only
Speaker 1: once out of all of these episodes like crazy, Yeah,
Speaker 1: finish this up, five three. I come Therefore.
Speaker 2: I am the Beamini Brothers Present, Gordon Ramsey a cleaning asmen,
Speaker 2: Gold's Room, ASMR Don Doncerson, Mike the Colon, swinging slasher,
Speaker 2: my villain ar continues. I gained access to the account.
Speaker 1: They made a weird speaking of arrivals. See uh, Philide
Speaker 1: Frangos is going to talk about it.
Speaker 2: Oh they layoffs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is crazy.
Speaker 2: It just makes no sense.
Speaker 3: It's like the most successful game I've seen in a while. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's just if six comes out.
Speaker 1: It's like, we made five trillion dollars. Time to fire everyone.
Speaker 3: We're gonna have one hundred people take to take you
Speaker 3: says it didn't make enough trillions, so like you don't
Speaker 3: get healthcare.
Speaker 1: Now, that's such a sad thing to say, make enough trillions.
Speaker 1: Is gonna make so much money?
Speaker 2: It's it's gonna be fucking ridicuant. Not we should should
Speaker 2: we do like a betting pool of how much it
Speaker 2: should make, like within the first week or something.
Speaker 1: What do you think? How much make?
Speaker 3: Is hard to predict how many how much sales money
Speaker 3: in sales, yes, or like or how many how many
Speaker 3: copies will sell?
Speaker 1: I think it is.
Speaker 3: I think the copy that's yeah, because like there's no
Speaker 3: telling what the fun because you know, micro transactions and
Speaker 3: all that ship right right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it will make billions because that's how it was before,
Speaker 1: because I was on on g G five was a copy.
Speaker 3: It'll make billions on the first week, So it's almost
Speaker 3: pointless to even bet.
Speaker 1: But it was gonna make so much, but I think,
Speaker 1: uh it would be yeah, how many copies on the
Speaker 1: first week.
Speaker 3: How many PlayStations are on the there's seventy five million
Speaker 3: PS five's out. It's going to be exclusive to next
Speaker 3: gen consoles. It's not going to be on PC.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Probably, there's only like maybe thirty million xboxes, so there's
Speaker 3: one hundred million.
Speaker 2: So total I'm gonna make I would bet god damn
Speaker 2: it in the first month. I would wait the first month.
Speaker 3: I would I wouldn't even be surprised if it hit
Speaker 3: like twenty twenty million, which is insane, by the way,
Speaker 3: that's like ridiculous. Yeah, I think I think elden Ring
Speaker 3: was insane and that sold like eleven and like a
Speaker 3: really short amount of time. But it's so it sold
Speaker 3: seven in the week, right, I don't remember exactly. It
Speaker 3: was crazy, though, Like that's unusual. Like a million copies
Speaker 3: period is impressive for a lot of games.
Speaker 1: I think, uh, Kingdom come hit like a couple of million. No, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it was like, man, I'm so bad with
Speaker 1: numbers on in this whatever the it's over a million,
Speaker 1: whatever it was.
Speaker 2: I was like, holy shit, yeah, like I haven't I
Speaker 2: just wasn't expectingular was that popular. It definitely, the first
Speaker 2: one wasn't even close to being like it was. It
Speaker 2: was more than like the slow.
Speaker 3: Burn after yeah, a good word of mouth, Yeah, positive reception,
Speaker 3: and then like, this ship's not.
Speaker 1: Even Were they even advertising this on fucking television? I
Speaker 1: don't think So that's what I'm That's what's like. I
Speaker 1: remember seeing Elder Ring fucking because I think it did
Speaker 1: so well because of the campaign they did. Even my
Speaker 1: mom was like, oh, yeah, the fucking Game of Thrones
Speaker 1: guy made that ship, right, And I'm like, it's crazy
Speaker 1: that you even know anything about it.
Speaker 3: My parents, my aunt was telling me talking to me
Speaker 3: about I was like, that's how.
Speaker 2: You know something crazy. Apparently Night Song or night Rate,
Speaker 2: whatever it's called, is amazing, is it? People are like,
Speaker 2: it's really.
Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to it.
Speaker 3: It sounds like it resolves Yeah that it sounds like
Speaker 3: it resolves a lot of my issues with it honestly,
Speaker 3: which is just like I'm not I don't want to
Speaker 3: spend eighty hours doing the shit, so it looks like
Speaker 3: you could do eighty hours and forty minutes.
Speaker 1: It was like cool, So.
Speaker 2: Yeah, to be fun, I'm gonna try it out. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna play it when it drops, which is the end
Speaker 2: of the month, which sucks. So for perspective, our friend
Speaker 2: has it.
Speaker 1: Won't let me use it. I bought a Dark Souls
Speaker 1: lore book. Yah. Yeah, it was like one of the
Speaker 1: first time. Second time actually that uh at Instagram advertisement
Speaker 1: made sense to me. Did you ever know? And then
Speaker 1: you get something like that, Yeah, this was a who's
Speaker 1: that one guy that makes all the lore? Like yeah,
Speaker 1: he's he's yeah, he's involved in the project.
Speaker 2: He's so fucking cool, dude.
Speaker 1: I was like, I love his cont There's a paperback
Speaker 1: that is way cheaper than the hardcover. The hardcover is
Speaker 1: like fucking like almost two hundred dollars, Like, yeah, suck
Speaker 1: my dick. Yeah, and this one's like way cheaper.
Speaker 3: So from perspective, From perspective, GTA four or GT five
Speaker 3: sold in the first twenty four hours eleven million units.
Speaker 3: So so the eleven in one day. But that was
Speaker 3: with at the at the tail end of a generation. Huh,
Speaker 3: So like there was a lot more people with that
Speaker 3: machine that could play it.
Speaker 1: Very true. Okay, Yeah, that's a that's a big coveyat
Speaker 1: because like I probably won't contribute to the sales because
Speaker 1: I I don't have a new console right and I
Speaker 1: don't think I prob unless the game is like, if
Speaker 1: I see some shit that is just shatteringly fun, then
Speaker 1: then I'll cave.
Speaker 3: Yeah, They're like there were there were eighty five million
Speaker 3: Xbox three sixties at that point or something like that,
Speaker 3: and there's only like seventy five million PS five, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean, So like it's a smaller pool.
Speaker 3: But I wouldn't be surprised even even with that, because
Speaker 3: I would bet that if any game is gonna sell consoles,
Speaker 3: it'll be this one, right, Yes, absolutely, I think people
Speaker 3: are gonna think.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be surprised to see, like the only fucking
Speaker 1: reason I bought a PS four pro for God of
Speaker 1: War back when the twin so like it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: GTA six absolutely, and they'd be retarded to not do
Speaker 1: some bundles, you know.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm gonna guess thirty in the first month,
Speaker 3: just fucking absurd. Thirty million, which is fucking absurd. But
Speaker 3: but I think in the first hours maybe fifteen, yeah, huh,
Speaker 3: it would be my guess, fifteen, first.
Speaker 1: Of fifteen, the first day to thirty in the in
Speaker 1: the month, in the fifteen first day. I think that's
Speaker 1: kind of conservative, actually, it sounds nuts, but also it
Speaker 1: does sound a little conservative. I think that's safe. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that is safe because yeah, I can't. I
Speaker 1: don't think I can come with better numbers than that.
Speaker 2: I mean, out of curate.
Speaker 1: What do you what?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: What are we at now? Is that like all time?
Speaker 1: That's fuck?
Speaker 3: What do I want you to guess how many copies
Speaker 3: has sold so far? I want you to guess one
Speaker 3: hundred and twenty six.
Speaker 2: That's a good guess.
Speaker 1: Literally two hundred and ten.
Speaker 2: Wow, I mean it's a good guess, but also not
Speaker 2: really is a lotazy bro Wow?
Speaker 1: What that makes sense? Though? I think because I think
Speaker 1: I own it twice. I well, I think I have
Speaker 1: it on I think I got it for free on it.
Speaker 1: I got it one time. Oh yeah, I got it
Speaker 1: for on What the fuck? Oh I got on it?
Speaker 1: Oh wait, I must own it on Xbox one. I'm
Speaker 1: assuming I.
Speaker 3: Have it on three sixty and I think I had
Speaker 3: it on I definitely have it on three sixty.
Speaker 1: You had had the two disc right, I think I
Speaker 1: have an FPS four Actually, so I have it three times.
Speaker 1: I never beat it, damn it. You never beat Skyrim though, either? Right?
Speaker 2: No, I beat Skyrim oh he did. Yeah, the main quest.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I thought, I don't know how you beat Skyr.
Speaker 3: It's kind of weird because, like I was having this
Speaker 3: conversation with a friend of mine recently where it was
Speaker 3: just like, if you, let's say you beat Skyrim, right,
Speaker 3: let's say you played through from the beginning of Skyrim
Speaker 3: to the end of the main quest. Yeah, uh, that
Speaker 3: takes you what like maybe like thirty hours?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Maybe conably probably, Yeah, so it's right, I don't remember.
Speaker 3: Let's say you spend all right, let's say that's that's
Speaker 3: one person who played beat Skyrim in thirty hours, and
Speaker 3: then you have another person who played Skyram for two
Speaker 3: hundred hours hasn't finished the main quest.
Speaker 1: Who between the two of them has the most.
Speaker 2: Right to review that game? They have both different it's different.
Speaker 1: You know what I I mean, though, Yeah, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I would actually argue the play hours.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would say so too. I would say that
Speaker 1: because it's it's kind of like, uh, even even let's
Speaker 1: just go to sports for a second. They have like
Speaker 1: you can beat the seasons and stuff people aren't or
Speaker 1: let's better better example, call of Duty in the campaigns. Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: Like the people that are playing multiplayer for one hundred
Speaker 1: hours versus the person that beat the campaign. I would
Speaker 1: still the people would would want to uh take from
Speaker 1: the people that they're mostly getting the multiplayer aspects out
Speaker 1: of it and people doing the side quest for Skyrim,
Speaker 1: most people I literally have like talked to two people
Speaker 1: about the fucking main quest in Skyrim.
Speaker 3: Yeah, nobody cares about the main question. So it's all
Speaker 3: about the sides.
Speaker 1: Like I talk about my friend punching Aldeen three times
Speaker 1: and killing because he was so p he grinded before
Speaker 1: the trainers because it was on three sixty. He grinded
Speaker 1: so hard that he like, no gauntless nothing, punched all
Speaker 1: theween three times he does.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's a totally normal game. Like you know,
Speaker 3: it's the side stuff that makes it specially.
Speaker 1: It's fun. I mean I like being in Uh yeah,
Speaker 1: he just beat He beat the fuck up so easily.
Speaker 1: He didn't do anything special, didn't do the whole flying like,
Speaker 1: he didn't do nothing.
Speaker 2: Literally, God, I guess what I was saying is like
Speaker 2: ucause there's an argument about like whether or not, like like,
Speaker 2: if you haven't beat a game, you shouldn't be able
Speaker 2: to review it, and I think generally I would agree,
Speaker 2: But then there are those kinds of situations.
Speaker 1: Yes, I don't know if a very narrative focused a game, that's.
Speaker 2: What happened, narrative like if you didn't be the last
Speaker 2: of us, you shouldn't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's saying yeah, yeah, you couldn't get past the
Speaker 1: car in the beginning. What about three though? What about
Speaker 1: BG three? That's that's cost Its complicated, it's complicated, but
Speaker 1: I really do feel like you gotta reach them, you
Speaker 1: gotta each act is really important, Like I can't. I
Speaker 1: can't really respect your opinion if you haven't if you
Speaker 1: don't know what the fuck is going on, and I can't,
Speaker 1: Like it's too it's too much, Like you can put
Speaker 1: so much into it, but the story.
Speaker 2: Is so hundred hours in fucking just the beginning.
Speaker 1: Like you can be like you can recommend somebody like
Speaker 1: I'm enjoying this world so much, but it's like, damn,
Speaker 1: you're also missing such a s if aant portion of.
Speaker 2: Like never getting to under Dark. You're paying one hundred hours.
Speaker 2: He never wants it under Dark.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's kind of it's weird, like even though technically
Speaker 1: I still think it's if if you want to be
Speaker 1: like from what I played in this game, it is
Speaker 1: so fucking enjoyable, you should play it. I can take
Speaker 1: their word for it because I'm like, yeah, the world
Speaker 1: seems pretty dope. But also I'm just not gonna come
Speaker 1: to that guy if I want to know anything the
Speaker 1: game you like.
Speaker 2: Eventually, you just can't get experienced in that game any
Speaker 2: players anymore. Right, You just can't get experienced anymore in
Speaker 2: turn area is of that game, right, If you just
Speaker 2: keep doing everything, there's nothing less for you to do.
Speaker 2: You just can't get experienced anymore.
Speaker 1: I guess not because it's not super It's not like
Speaker 1: fucking Stirring where it's just randomly generating all the time.
Speaker 2: It's kind of like I've killed everybody in the grove,
Speaker 2: I killed everybody in the Goblin camp, I killed the
Speaker 2: witch man.
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about scap like I'm I'm
Speaker 1: trying not to play it. It keeps coming up, and
Speaker 1: then it's just that urge rises and it's a different game.
Speaker 2: Though they still scratch the same inche though sort of
Speaker 2: it's actually more fun as an action, like it's combat
Speaker 2: is fucking fun.
Speaker 1: I sure would hope.
Speaker 3: So it's it's like it's it's a really because like
Speaker 3: when you you know, Skyrim is always like a joke
Speaker 3: when you like you you hit somebody with the sword
Speaker 3: and they barely react. That is like the opposite where
Speaker 3: it's like you slash the money in the face and
Speaker 3: they like it drags their face down. You get somebody
Speaker 3: with a hammer and they go they go flying across
Speaker 3: the room. It's really fucking satisfying just hit people people
Speaker 3: in that game.
Speaker 1: Like I love that.
Speaker 2: I love yeah, like that because yeah, but it's more
Speaker 2: about the action, like it's it's not really it's more
Speaker 2: it's more mass effect than it is Balter's Gate or
Speaker 2: like even traditional Bethesda. I might it's more like on
Speaker 2: it's like more hub oriented. It's not sprawling in the
Speaker 2: same way.
Speaker 1: How long is the game you would you say? I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm I'm like it's like sixteen seventeen hours in and
Speaker 3: I just got to the second area. But I just
Speaker 3: but I, huh, are you I'm level nine, But I
Speaker 3: think it's like it goes up to level twenty thought
Speaker 3: because I think because I think it's like they're I
Speaker 3: think there's gonna be deal ceased for it, but I don't.
Speaker 1: It feels like a short. It's like very short, I
Speaker 1: would imagine because it's the it's obsidian like New Vegas.
Speaker 2: Vegas was short, Outer World was short. They're like digestible,
Speaker 2: small kind of RPGs. It is scratching a Skyrim kandoitch,
Speaker 2: but it is different. I wouldn't compare it to Skyrim
Speaker 2: if you like, if you're looking for like, oh, I
Speaker 2: want to pick up everything, and yeah, you know fucking
Speaker 2: you know every complete open world is.
Speaker 1: It's not exactly that last thing. When do you think
Speaker 1: we'll hear anything about.
Speaker 2: Like fucking hate you hate fucking Jeff, Jeff?
Speaker 1: Did you.
Speaker 2: Just shoots?
Speaker 1: I think we'll we'll hear based on what I know.
Speaker 2: I feel like we'll probably first hear about it again
Speaker 2: maybe next year, maybe like summer of next year, we'll
Speaker 2: hear about it, but then it'll be like a twenty
Speaker 2: twenty seven release date or something twenty twenty eight. Maybe
Speaker 2: why is that?
Speaker 1: Who is that? That's you?
Speaker 2: Is?
Speaker 1: It kind of does look like you?
Speaker 2: Hu Rahana who's kind of like you? Jurrohanama from Baki's
Speaker 2: Baki's Dad from Baki.
Speaker 1: Baki's dad's a rapist up. Yes, well, I mean I
Speaker 1: didn't know that. You do not read what episode my
Speaker 1: villain ark continues.
Speaker 3: I gained access to the account the thief made on
Speaker 3: OnlyFans using my information. He didn't even buy good porn.
Speaker 2: That's a sad thing.
Speaker 1: What a waste. I know, spending money on lame porn
Speaker 1: must be fucking heartbreaking.
Speaker 2: Will Smith was on Excuc's podcast why oh Stream, sorry stream?
Speaker 1: Why would you do that? I don't know because he's
Speaker 1: a fun Will Smith is so out of touch, man,
Speaker 1: that's so crazy. At least go on speeds. What the fuck? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Like what excuse the speaking white Canadians I.
Speaker 1: Show niggas would be a good I I mean really,
Speaker 1: he's kind of everywhere right now.
Speaker 2: It's weird. It's it's insane. I can't even hate on him.
Speaker 1: It's like, man, he actually got I thought it was
Speaker 1: a bit, but he apparently it got actually hurt at
Speaker 1: uh Royal Umble. Maybe you got speared really hard and
Speaker 1: like fuck them up? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the legs run over by a monster truck at
Speaker 2: the Royal Rumble.
Speaker 1: That did I forgot that they have the monster truck
Speaker 1: come out in the thirtieth entury in the Royal Rumble.
Speaker 1: Now for surprise, you're gonna have to fight this car.
Speaker 2: Did you did you see him running again? I gets
Speaker 2: Noah Lyles and him being like I could have beaten
Speaker 2: nol Laws, but I got like a better start or
Speaker 2: anything like that, and it's like, but I.
Speaker 1: Don't take I don't think anytime he says anything like that,
Speaker 1: just like speed. Look, you are fast. You are a
Speaker 1: quick kid.
Speaker 2: I stopped listening when that's what Noah does. That's when
Speaker 2: I like, I stopped listening at part, Like when people
Speaker 2: say something that I'm like, guy, it's it's not You're
Speaker 2: not You're not a serious person.
Speaker 1: Holy shit.
Speaker 3: The Misanthropes had a guest pp sorry about the Dillion
Speaker 3: the drawing. Currently watching my level apart. We'll get back
Speaker 3: to it soon.
Speaker 1: Come face Speed, it's like clay face, but well, you know,
Speaker 1: maybe fishy JJ Tom Speed calling you out alone. I
Speaker 1: know you, I know you listen. I know you're a
Speaker 1: big fan and you've got to express that as much.
Speaker 1: But I've seen your your history on your YouTube. When
Speaker 1: I when I hacking your ship, I'm challenging you to
Speaker 1: fish the cuffs and the way we're like this though,
Speaker 1: you know, you know the old way, the Irish box.
Speaker 2: Speed, don't don't fight this nigga, he's gonna kill you,
Speaker 2: but also let's do it. Also, don't do anything stupid.
Speaker 2: I'm ruined.
Speaker 1: I feel like Speed is probably really fast and strong
Speaker 1: and would piece me up. He's probably strong, I have technique, but.
Speaker 2: I feel like he's just I know, I'm fat and old,
Speaker 2: like I think beating somebody up, but it was like
Speaker 2: it was a Projeerian, so like, I don't think it mad.
Speaker 1: I hope he doesn't do anything stupid it gets hooked
Speaker 1: over his career. I hope he just like it will
Speaker 1: I mean, he's already escaped like dumb ship that he's
Speaker 1: done already. I hope he like he just like.
Speaker 3: I think, sweetiful Angel, John Strickland, Mercedes uh left ball
Speaker 3: hang hangs lower club President.
Speaker 1: First, everybody.
Speaker 3: Waiting for me, Doctor jack Off and hide laughing Jamar
Speaker 3: from Afar, Hey fellas, I found the seven Dragon balls
Speaker 3: and pre Ras Blake.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get roped into sex trafficking that he had
Speaker 1: nothing to do with. Who do you think you want?
Speaker 1: His homies gonna be doing some crazy ship and he
Speaker 1: had no idea something like that.
Speaker 3: Homies of course my seatball getting stuck. Uh as Bumblebee transforms.
Speaker 1: That suck.
Speaker 2: Why didn't he wait till you get out.
Speaker 1: Up?
Speaker 2: Isn't he isn't he control himself?
Speaker 1: He can't unbufle video he wanted to kill you. There.
Speaker 3: There are these videos that this's like they're like this
Speaker 3: this group of sketch comedy guys where there's like this
Speaker 3: really big guy that's like really fat guy and he's
Speaker 3: so funny, but like he has a I remember seeing
Speaker 3: this one bit where he like he goes into a
Speaker 3: car and he's like the bit is that like he's
Speaker 3: traumatized by seeing his friend die in a transformer, and
Speaker 3: so he's like getting into a car really like really slowly,
Speaker 3: and it's like she's like, He's like, you don't know
Speaker 3: for sure, I can't remember who those guys are.
Speaker 1: That's insane. Is like bumble Bee just don't like you.
Speaker 2: You you have control of like when you can also
Speaker 2: eject me, like they have all this ship and it
Speaker 2: is like, nah, I'm just gonna change on any examples
Speaker 2: of that happening.
Speaker 1: He's just like, I'm tired of this nigga.
Speaker 2: Last words was, ah, well, got stuck in the snow
Speaker 2: for two weeks, was a bit cold? Oh yeah, the
Speaker 2: snow ship everything Upper North, fucking huge, fucking cold front
Speaker 2: that's going on them.
Speaker 1: Were you talking about in New York, Upper just Upper
Speaker 1: America in general? I don't whatever.
Speaker 2: Whatever, good luck, hey man, Yeah, climate changing real.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can freeze or die on the fire. Pick
Speaker 1: one fire, tornado. It's awesome. Fire, flaming ice not guys
Speaker 1: so stupid. Remember that fire end of the showed up here?
Speaker 2: You remember that, like actually like that there was like
Speaker 2: a like a little little psychon fire doing during the wildfires.
Speaker 2: That's pretty cool, It's fucking awesome, But it was also like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck? You can't fight this?
Speaker 1: Definitely creepy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, who does that? Somebody does that as a Johnny?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 1: Johnny? Johnny?
Speaker 2: Johnny and Storm have a combination right now, our Marvel
Speaker 2: rivals that literally does exactly interesting are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Because there's no what you're talking about that.
Speaker 1: No, I was thinking of something different. I was thinking
Speaker 1: of Fay Long's his uh lights you on fire?
Speaker 3: You could Your context clues are funny because like he's
Speaker 3: clearly not talking about Marvel.
Speaker 1: Riles.
Speaker 2: He doesn't play it no, but he's like, who does that?
Speaker 2: It's like Johnny.
Speaker 1: Johnny clearly Ken or Ken Masters? Literally, who's Ken Masters?
Speaker 2: Ken? These Masters? I don't know any of those.
Speaker 1: It's actually Ken Master Race.
Speaker 3: In fact, he's Asian is Yoshi what's Yoshiish's last name?
Speaker 2: He's always been as white as ship He's he's half
Speaker 2: Asian half like he's from his family's from Japan, but
Speaker 2: his dad is a white man from.
Speaker 3: The Texas Stater Salad Jereifol were using Doc Brown's tigh
Speaker 3: machine to molest himself as a child shot.
Speaker 2: Young Sheldon says, Chris is culled a sack your hair
Speaker 2: for the wedding.
Speaker 3: Nikki sixty one Shades of Gay the Quartering exploring his
Speaker 3: mom layer after being flushed down the pistrain wump of
Speaker 3: fruits are laced with estrogen. Crash, I play remember he
Speaker 3: was born Sorry, Miss Jackson, badly Brave Dog the baby
Speaker 3: Hunter Atherean needs help blowing his weapon and hail three
Speaker 3: Orange man Hunter and his mom. So I can't say
Speaker 3: Malfi is one and routing out our list as always
Speaker 3: God King Papazard.
Speaker 1: Shout out to malfus one. Also, he's been here, he's
Speaker 1: been here. Shut out.
Speaker 2: Shout out to everybody that I like, but the ones
Speaker 2: I don't like, not shout out to you. Amazing.
Speaker 1: I noticed that the gap tube things are kind of disappearing.
Speaker 2: Not my gap though.
Speaker 1: Here the whole time you want me to smash your
Speaker 1: teeth in so you can give an ears. Uh No,
Speaker 1: I don't you know if you are you bothered by
Speaker 1: your gap, not at all. I think you should be.
Speaker 2: Try to sell it.
Speaker 1: You should be, you should be bad en