Speaker 1: When your old career gives you lemons. Throwing some ice,
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Speaker 2: Well, hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on,
Thanks for telling a friend. That's how we spread the
word about the Byron ship. Oh wait, you like it
a little louder in your cans? I do. We are
joined today by the son of the great Elvis impersonator,
David Phelps.
Speaker 3: It's his sun time. Whoo.
Speaker 2: Why is that so funny to me? I don't know.
I do know is that it's so funny to me?
So funny to me? Dougie?
Speaker 3: So you just love getting under my skin?
Speaker 2: Oh but I but I mean that the nicest loving.
I mean I I just talk to him yesterday. Yeah.
How is how is Dave? He's good? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Taking him to Sunnaca Niagara with Kathy.
Speaker 2: What are you doing that? Uh?
Speaker 3: Two weeks they give They're sending me free rooms and
free this and free that. So I'm like, you know,
I don't want to go away for two days because
they work and so I'm like, you know, I'll drive
up separately, you know, sign in and you guys can
have a two day getaway.
Speaker 2: That's nice. Yeah, nice little gift for your parents. Yeah, yeah,
do what I can. He's bringing the Elvis suit, hung hug.
That room is never gonna smell the same tapioca that
is that that's very funny. Well, good for you. Uh,
why do you think you get you get that for
all the gambling you do.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't get animal there that often. It was
last year. I think I just stopped with friends and
then you're on their mailing list. So it's a fifty
dollars voucher for food, two nights day and one hundred
dollars match play, which means you have to put it
out something that can just even money, like black or
red on a roulette table.
Speaker 2: Yeah, taking the voucher. That sounds like a fun date weekend.
Why aren't you taking like a nobody? It's not true?
That true? Why haven't you just asked somebody like there
are people I know that you're interested in, like you
come across you're a very social guy or this. Why
don't you just ask them some chick to just no, Well.
Speaker 3: It's life is loosening up now after the breast cancer Bowl.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, yeah, exactly exactly.
Speaker 3: So now I'm on the prowl, right, like a lion, yeah,
or cougar.
Speaker 2: I'm looking for a aren't injured. You're like the old
lion that that they're they're looking for.
Speaker 3: Growing the beard though, it's good. No shave November.
Speaker 2: Oh, no shave November.
Speaker 3: This every year?
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, I'm supposed to look at you and remember
my prostate.
Speaker 3: Yes, as it is.
Speaker 2: Actually there's black.
Speaker 3: Mine is gray. I gotta get the the coloring thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't have a ton of gray hair. I
do have gray hair. I am fifty four years old.
Speaker 3: I looking good.
Speaker 2: I think I look fifty four years old. So I'm alright,
you can pass for forty. Nay, yeah, I mean that's
like exactly right. I I'm not trying to fool anybody
or do anything stupid. I just it is what it is.
At this point, I'm realizing that there and it's probably
because of the mental health classes that I'm in, Yeah,
and all the work that I've done, and it's been
a lot that god damn, you get so fucked up
in this life by the people that are that. I mean,
they they love you. They're your parents, right, I jokingly
bring up, David, they.
Speaker 3: Drive you crazy.
Speaker 2: Well, you have to realize at some point that most
of the things that you were conditioned to maybe believe
about yourself is actually bullshit, and that everything on the
outside doesn't matter. It's what's on the inside. But we
come in here thinking we got to look a certain
way and act a certain way and be a certain
way to fit in, and we worry about what the
other person has and what the other person does, and
it means nothing. It means nothing. And what if you
really want everything you want, you can get it. It's
just inside you. You got to get rid of the
shitty beliefs about yourself. That's really what it is. And
when it's a good theory, No don't know. I'm telling
you right now, and I know it's a good theory,
but it's a lot of work because if you go
inside and you figure out what it is and what
was driving you nuts and why you react in certain situations,
the way you react, a lot of it has to
do with the way you were conditioned, you know what
I mean, and the way you believe people perceive you
and what pisses you off, and you kind of step
back and go, that's bullshit and it doesn't mean anything,
And why did I always believe that? And it's always
held me back. It's like the fear from keeping me
from going forward. And I just think that for me
right now, I'm pretty good the way I am not
I mean working out, working my shit out and having
nobody I don't good. Yeah, I have a friend. I
love hanging out with her. That's about all we do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe later in life there'll be more time for
both of you. Yeah, just keep it going and then
you know, it's just a nice, easy sale.
Speaker 2: Well, I'll tell you where. I'll give you an example
of something that I have sort of talked about, and then
I think maybe I'll say, talking around a lot in
my uh life, that really that was really a fucked
up thing, and then we'll we'll get a little heavy here,
but we'll go lighter with our dad jokes later. Doug's
been texting me twice this week about dad jokes. Twice
you did. You were very serious about it, dog, and
I I appreciated it more than you even fucking know.
I know, I'm a little grumpy today, but I I
don't know.
Speaker 3: It because you can change that with your inner self. Yes,
you can see it and believe it, and then you
can I know you're gonna make fun of this, but
not so here's here's.
Speaker 2: What, dude.
Speaker 3: If you want to talk to somebody living in denial.
I got out of bed to day. I'm like, I
could still go, right, I could get in wrestling shape
if I wanted.
Speaker 2: Yes, you could.
Speaker 3: I just don't want to, Okay, because I know how
hard it is. Yes, Okay, when am I going to
benefit from that?
Speaker 2: You might live longer, maybe you might get laid.
Speaker 3: I get laid, Doug, you I can get laate anytime,
and I just have to just have to write the check. Yes,
Oh yeah, I asked that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So anyways, I told the story.
Speaker 2: Don't don't no, no, no, I'll.
Speaker 3: Give it the cliff notes. So I uber as many
of you know. And uh, this week I picked somebody
up in the laundry man and she was kind of
mad at me because my hatch on my car it
doesn't work anyway. It's got all her laundry in the
back seat in the front seat and we're joking this
that and kind of flirted and joked with her. Next thing,
you know, she comes around to the passenger side after
she gets laundry out, and she grabs me and this
is not a joke. And she asked me if I
want to fool around, and I go, yeah, I got
a couple of hours short. She goes, well, what do
you you know make a donation. I'm like, oh, yeah,
a lot of you know. So I was just thinking
and I said that, do you have memo? She goes, oh, yeah,
I go, I got it, but I had to work.
I'm getting a new car monday, so I have to
save for a down payments. As alluring as that was,
and as cute as she was and has younger as
she was, I'm gonna say twenty two, ohh my god,
twenty five, which is thirty.
Speaker 2: Years Christ how many times is fifty five going to
twenty five? I don't know.
Speaker 3: For two hundred dollars an hour, ye that I.
Speaker 2: Know of, Yes, mathematically speaking.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be like going to see The Godfather and
I have the projector shutdown after a minute, like this
is really good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, those moments can happen, you know, at times.
Speaker 3: It's amazing. Some of the women I picked up in
the five or six years that you wouldn't know unless
you're driving him to the gates mooteller, another motel, or
you know you're gonna.
Speaker 2: Pick up the gig economy.
Speaker 3: You're picking up Larry and then it's this beautiful woman
and you're taking her back to Buffalo and she's talking
to the back. This happened before too. She's he had
another girl from me, and I was drinking so much
vaca last night. I had to get so fucked up
to do this. I'm listened for an hour and a
half while she's.
Speaker 2: Talking to her for it's jerking off on the way.
But what I was gonna say is like a lot
of times are our past. Things can can fuck us up.
And so for me, I was molested by a babysitter,
male babysitter at six years old, and the things that
went on. Once I kind of realized what gay was,
then I had committed a gay act. I wasn't gay,
but I couldn't figure this out. I was twelve when
I kind of was like, oh my god. So then
you stayed away from women most of your high school
and everything because you didn't want them. I always figured
if I made out with somebody, they would be able
to tell that I had a gay experience before, and
I didn't. I certainly didn't want that. And then when
your hormones just kick in and the next thing, you know,
but everything was like overly sexualized, Like you didn't know
that you could just make out and maybe that should
be enough for today. You were diving, you know, I
mean deep. And so then once you did that, what
fucked up for me was the fact that you were
then sort of locked in with that person, like you
only did that if you really liked them, and they
must really like you. So you got to stay and
you stayed in shitty relationships forever. And I think that
that has been a tough thing for me. And at
the old age that I am, you start to realize
that and that when things do slow down, I don't
know how to handle that. I take it as like rejection.
I take it as I don't I don't know what
this is. It's I'm either all in or I'm out right.
That was the game I always played. But to actually
date conversations, keep a casual light, realize that there are
more priorities in life than just running to you know
what I mean. Yeah, And and that's a fucked up thing,
and it's it's not easy for me. I'll be very
honest with you. It's really not. And it's something that
I am struggling to try to because it's not normal.
Huh no what I went through. No, but that the
actual behavior after that where you can't just kind of
date somebody, You got to be fucking and with them
or not. Do you understand what I'm saying? I know, right,
and and and and even casual sex for me was
not really a thing because I was so fucked up
and meant, oh, they must really like me, so I
gotta stay and that that fucked me up. And then
there were times where you know me.
Speaker 3: Girl fucks me and she likes me just enough.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which is normal, I think is a normal way.
I'm just saying, like, that's just one example of rough ship.
And I go, man, I gotta, I gotta. I think
everybody has.
Speaker 3: That skeletons, but things they remember that that kind of
dwell on or you.
Speaker 2: Well, I think there are things. I think there are
things that that control the way you behave and you
they may not be beneficial to you, right, And I
think yeah, you know what I mean, just the way
you behave and or how you react to certain situations
to erase the chalkboard of your mind.
Speaker 3: You're you're just gonna go for whatever reason, You're gonna
start thinking this, this, that.
Speaker 2: So that's why I think and I do think sometimes
especially for guys, I think it happens after your dad dies.
You start to see some of the things that he
said that you that became a belief about you, you
know what I mean. Like I mean, my dad was
a pretty domineering guy, big personality, very very you know, intelligent,
and would tell you basically you're an idiot and would
take over everything. And so you start to believe that
and I can't do anything. And when you step back
and go, what the fuck you know? I mean, I'll
give you another example. He told me that I had
no command of the English language. He was an English teacher.
You have no command of the English language. You had
three clunkers in a row, and you never learned how
to write. He said, you have great ideas, but you
can't write. So and then also had you convinced that
you were going to fail out of you were going
to drink your way out of college, and so the
only thing you could do was go to the community
college to prove that you could handle it. That was it.
No matter I got in everywhere. I got into Boston University,
I had to take a summer course to prove I
could handle it. But I had good test scores, so
I got in. He wouldn't let me go. So I
go to the I go and they have a test
for you on what level English you should be in. Well,
I'm paanning. I have no command of the English language.
I have no idea. I have three clunkers in a row.
I can't fucking do this. I do miserably on the test.
I tell him, and he goes, good, I'm glad you're
in a remedial class that I look, you're with the dregs,
but that's okay, you're gonna get I'm in there a
week and the woman pulls me aside and goes, honey,
you don't belong here at all, right at all, And
it's like, that's the shit I'm talking about. You start
to believe the stuff that somebody told you when you
were really little and impressionable, and you carry that.
Speaker 3: Forward, else telling you that besides your mother and your father.
Speaker 2: Right, So you carry that forward and that's the shit
I'm talking about. That's all bullshit, right, And you can
write and you can do well and you know all
that stuff. I mean he did right through college. I
went to the same college as him. I had the
same philosophy professor I probably could have. I was basically
a minor in philosophy. He had been a major. I
get invited into a five hundred level class. I call
him up, Moxide, I'm like, Dad, it's a five hundred
level class. He had to get invited. He invited me in.
It's because he had me and you know exactly what
I'm talking about in a different scenario. Oh, yes, no,
yes you do. So that's the stuff coffee. So what
happened this week? And where does the Seize Matter shirt
come from?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: This is from a sponsor, a sponsor for the breast
cancer Uh. Yeah, it's for houses. Yeah yeah, so I
did their Christmas party last year. Colleen Bracky, I'd have
to look up give her a little plug. But yeah,
she's handling these shirts out. I love them in the winter.
Speaker 2: Because, yeah, long sleeve underneath something, right, Yeah, it looks good, but.
Speaker 3: It says, seize matter. So I'm like, oh, yeah, I'm
going to built fight. Well that's a that's a funny shirt.
Tell me about tell me about that. The thing like
the holidays, I mean it's here basically right, let's let's
call it done. If you are having a holiday party
and you want Dougie.
Speaker 2: Fresh oh to DJ, Yeah, yeah, give me a call,
like just a wall, but how do we how your Facebook?
Just find me on Facebook? Facebook? Doug Phelps Just like
the swimmer. I don't think you need to get a
really a website. I think Facebook is enough for that
sort of stuff. You know what I mean, I really do.
Speaker 3: We're thinking about putting a website cancer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm talking about your DJs.
Speaker 3: We're thinking of adding Doug Phelps off of that buddy
does it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, So again a work in progress. He's busy working
at his job and has zero time. Plus he's got
family and yeah, kids in college, and but he can
he can exactly like a I too. Now.
Speaker 2: It's yeah, he's very helpful with that ship. So I
I love this. Yeah, I think it's great. You get
the I just got called from a priest whoa yeah laugh,
rights A few left so you got a call from
a priest to do a party for the priests. Yeah,
allday party. They drink, they do, They used to, at
least the one dining.
Speaker 3: The holy wine turns into holy moly.
Speaker 2: No, they drank everything I do. One that drank Manhattan's.
Speaker 3: Yes at Fisher Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a father Sons about Hey, you would always
haven't Manhattan once in a while.
Speaker 3: I can't fight all right. Well, anyways, he was asking
me if I would be interested in doing the is
Christmas party for his church, and I simply you know, when, where,
what you know, and then I'll give a price. Yeah
my rates are you know, one hundred dollars an hour
for a party, two hundred hour for a wedding. Okay,
you do more for the wedding, and you're keeping abreast
of things, and sure you know you're I feel myself
as a wedding planner. So I'll sit down to the
bride and groom, not once but twice, go through all
the music.
Speaker 2: This is what we're doing.
Speaker 3: Get all the names and things you know, make them
at ease. You know a couple of things I say,
is you know if your cater gets a flat tire,
you order pizza. If your DJ doesn't show up, that's
a whole other thing, right, So I'll be there. This
is what I'm bringing, this is what I'm playing. This
is why, this is why we you know, well, we're
gonna do the speeches after dinner. No, you want to
do them before dinner. No, you want everybody focus on you.
They haven't started eating, they're not going to the bar,
they've sat down, they're not. You know, if you do
it after dinner, then people start going to the bathroom.
They waiting the battle open and like, yeah, you know,
they're all talking, So get them out of the way.
Focuses on you, right, you know, then do the dances one, two, three,
dance floors open right. Forty five minutes later, we cut
the cake. We do three slow songs. Not everybody gathers
around the cake like they used to. You know, they're
not waiting for this shove in the face and people
want to see it will be over there.
Speaker 2: They still shove in the face. I don't think I
shoved it. I don't think I had a wedding cake.
I think I had a big Jim dessert tray. Yeah, yeah,
I don't.
Speaker 3: Now like I've never had. I think they tapped it
on the nose or on the side, said something cute. Yeah, yeah, No,
none of the videos you see at where they're taking
the cake and slamming it in their facet. Jim Kelly
do that, I think.
Speaker 2: I'm sure. I'm sure he did. Yeah, Oh he's mad.
Speaker 3: He's still married to her. And yeah, his grandson was
just at strong. I think he had heart problems.
Speaker 2: I saw that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't watch too much news.
Speaker 2: But what's well, what's eating at you, Dougie?
Speaker 3: Well, we're getting all our news off the reels and
his quick news.
Speaker 2: And yet yeah, context, context means everything.
Speaker 3: No, just changing life and everything like that is we're
getting older, and I mean the watching the news, it's
just sad what's happening in Rochester and other places. And
just again just our standards are being lowered and you
know what we what we're willing to accept as a society.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, look, the other hard part with news
is the saying was always if it leads, it leads,
which will let you know, and that's been the standard
in news for I've ever heard that, Yeah, well I've heard.
Speaker 3: Killing the killing the lead.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you want to put the killing the lead
is where you would very very in the real story,
but that that's in the right the English like, well
I was a clunker, so yeah. But the if it
if it bleeds, it leads was always the thing, meaning
that it's the top story. Somebody does, something tragic happened.
So the news is built on negativity, telling you the
worst scenarios of everything.
Speaker 3: That's like these thirty second rules. If I don't like it,
just fly through it for the first few ses.
Speaker 2: But I think that likes.
Speaker 3: How everybody's getting their news everything and all the information
you're swiping? Do I like it? Do I not like it?
And am I getting the full story?
Speaker 2: To really? Do you have the time to look up
the full story? That's the problem is like I don't
think anybody has the time.
Speaker 3: We have so much time, it's ridiculous. We have all
these devices to give us more time, and then we
still have no time. A microwave. You don't have to
cook dinner, right you know, I don't have to write
a letter. I shut it on my phone, right you know?
I don't have to play nine o'clock for my favorite show.
I record it and then I can skip through the commercials.
But I don't have time to cut it down to
forty five minutes. And I got time for nothing. That's
time to answer me.
Speaker 2: I'll give you. I'll give you one today and away
here out. I called my call, who do you really
want that out?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: I called my middle son and was just talking to
him for a second. And my oldest son is trying
to get into the New York City Police Department. Oh,
good for him. So he had his physically past everything
and he's waiting. It'll probably be April hell going in
the class and his brother, his younger brother, says to me,
I'm worried about that because of all the changes in
New York City. And I said, buddy, you got it.
Like everything, what we hear is always the loudest voices.
You know. Think of an argument that you've ever had
with somebody and they raised their voice. And why do
they raise their voice? Because they want to get their
point across And usually somewhere in their life they learned
that the loudest would win the argument. I mean, right,
and I go, I mean it's usually the way we
do it.
Speaker 3: Right now, this happened last night at work.
Speaker 2: What do you mean, co worker? Yelled at me. Yeah
for what for?
Speaker 3: I'm in charge of quick draw that's with the bar.
I'm in charge of the drawer. Yeah, And he ran
some numbers, which I always find. Then he gives me
the money and I put the money in the drawer. Well,
he played a ticket that was potentially worth five hundred dollars,
so he went to drop it. I said, don't drop it.
You drop it to see if you're a winner. I said,
don't drop it.
Speaker 2: Why I can do it?
Speaker 3: I go, I know you can do it. But if
in case it's a five hundred dollars winter, I don't
have enough in the drawer. We'll just take it out
of the red store.
Speaker 2: Just do that.
Speaker 3: I go, No, you can check it. Well, I'm gonna
do and he starts screaming at me. So the owner's
sister says such and such. He's right, it's not your drawer,
don't do it. So he slammed down, he put his
jacket and he left and I checked it for him
and it was wasn't a winner. Okay, Well that was it. Yeah,
And then he wrote me later in the evening telling
me I was douchebag. And then I could have just
dropped it, and I'm like, wow, that's wonderful. Have a
good night, good night.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, okay, so there you go, right over
something minor. He was probably okay, you could have said
just you checked the ticket, but don't right drop the ticket.
Speaker 3: I don't know if he knows how to check the ticket.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well great, sure, perfect example of that.
Speaker 3: Maybe yelled at he's just a rooster that needs a
flex his feathers because he's old and shitty and falling apartate.
Speaker 2: Okay, so they have. But I always think like in
the news, what we see is the loudest voices on
either end, screaming and yelling and all that, And I
think most things are in the middle. And when you
get extremists on either end, when they get in to
an office, they don't always get a lot done because
there's checks and balances and they're crazy. Well yeah, but
there's checks and balances and things, so and everything is
like the pendulum swings, but it really always comes back
sort of to the middle. And I think, like with
life and all the news we hear and all that,
how about how is it for you? This is it?
You know? When I see things like, for example, tragic, awful,
horrible story the UPS plane. Yes, you said, that's the
the Louisville airport that you flew out of. And I
said to you, I go, yeah, I had nothing to
do with the airport, had to do with UPS. I mean,
they did shitty work on that plane. They used to
be fucking sued.
Speaker 3: The plane.
Speaker 2: Well, whoever worked on the plane for them? Whatever? I mean,
how to fuck? That's tragic, yes, horrible, awful, And I
think there's only three pilots, so the people on the
ground died. Yeah, you know what I'm saying, Like I
had nothing. That's terrible, but the chances of that happening
are minimal, and it's not in a commercial airliner, you
know what I'm saying. And I go, how's it really
affected my day? I'm sorry that that happened to those people.
I'm still gonna fly.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna be asking That's what I mean.
Speaker 2: That's what I mean. But I think we take this
stuff in it's like there's another.
Speaker 3: And see it's like, fuck, you might not even be
able to fly. I mean, the controllers aren't getting paid, right,
how's that fair?
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something, I mean, let me tell
you something I am waiting to walk out. No, I'm
just waiting. I'm I it would would it shock you?
And this is like conspiracy. This sounds so conspiratorial, But
would it shock you if there was an airline tragedy
that sacrificed two hundred and fifty souls and everything switches
like the government's back on because we can't fucking have
this And it's because the air traffic controller. You understand
what I'm saying, Like I got.
Speaker 3: Landing on the runway, they land in the woods.
Speaker 2: Who knows whatever I mean. I'm just saying like there
or it's gonna clip. Two planes are gonna clip because
we're in the same path. And I don't know, I go,
why does it feel like if that happened, a lot
of finger pointing and shit would get settled and be
like fuck you, But it would be like we sacrifice
the few for the many? Do you understand what I'm saying?
Which is shitty? And that's the stuff where I'm like, I.
Speaker 3: Don't know, That's why you have me on Saritay with
nobody else. Sacrifice sacrificing the few for the many listeners?
Speaker 2: Is that what it is? That's what I go, Wow,
you are all right? We a Doug did send me
two texts. I will read the text when we come back. Oh,
I'm going to read them. And then I have I
have some dad jokes that I wrote that I don't
even know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I have ones that I've heard over the years. Okay, Well,
and I went to a website just to see if
I can get anything fresh.
Speaker 2: I think wonderful. I don't, I don't care. I yeah,
I think most of these should be able to figure out.
I'll give you like one I told my mother she
should embrace her mistakes. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Now, I'm not supposed to laugh to these. That a
competition that you said.
Speaker 2: Yes we can laugh, So we're gonna go face to
face and we will and the other person cannot laugh
while the person has.
Speaker 3: Been done by stars and other people. Yeah, I like
you guys drinking the coffee and okay, person telling them.
But there's a bunch of them out there.
Speaker 2: All right. We will get to that right after this.
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Speaker 3: Kiss Baby, Love, Kiss love this dude. Oh wow, wait
till you know me bad? That's right, that would be.
Speaker 2: I don't want to know you better. I think there's
too gather. I think there's a Norwegian. Oh. This is
funny the way they're doing it.
Speaker 3: It's like, is this the original video?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like the women are washing their clothes in
the street and on sewer caps and like the right right, Yeah,
it's right, like the manhole cover.
Speaker 3: I just posted this as these timeline. There is a
happy birthday because I picked ten minutes.
Speaker 2: But this is kiss without makeup.
Speaker 3: Yeah you're just noticing that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm I was never a kiss fan. No, I
just never liked it, you know what. It was one
of these things. It just didn't appeal to me. I
don't know why because I was of the age and
all my my buddies.
Speaker 3: There, you're a little old for kiss.
Speaker 2: My best friend's buddy loved kiss.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, kiss was more like seventies and stuff. Yeah, yeah,
they were they had big stuff. Yeah, I think this
song is uh. I don't even know what you're it
doesn't tell me.
Speaker 3: But let me just say looking up nineteen eighty eighty nine, d.
Speaker 2: Eye even earlier nineteen eighty three. Yeah, so I was.
Speaker 3: Ten years old.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't know what you're saying. And yet my
buddy's brother will fuck it love yeah them.
Speaker 3: I got hired out to drop uh some guys off
to Red Wing Stadium and then pick him up. So
we were flowing around over the playing off my phone
and this came up and we were all singing out
of it and it was a day game. They were drinking.
They didn't want to drive. Hir and me and uh
I pulled up the front frontier field Lisa and Zana
six six foot no. I hit the window down. She
jumps in the front seat and starts giving me a
hug and kissing a little bit. The guys like going
out of their mind, but Ducky Friss, Oh my god,
I know, just it was cool. And then we started
rocking to that, so every time I see him, it's up.
So I posted that it's a fun song.
Speaker 2: It's just I mean, it's simple, but I think it's
fun all sexual. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: We had some good songs later on. They had Heaven's
on Fire. I remember having that mm hm cause and
then they had Psycho Circus, which is a good tune.
I liked it, and and Jeane I believe, wants to
keep the band going even after their death, so they
like plate replacements taking over, and they didn't sing in
the Hall of Fame. They couldn't get everybody together, and
they're like, you know, this was the original band when
we got the whole band going in because the replacement
guys did after and this is all kiss. So I
think it was the only band that never they didn't play.
Speaker 2: It's like.
Speaker 3: They're not going all fame.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no. What I'm saying is it was just
they kept replacing the kids, right all you outgrew.
Speaker 3: They they had the two new guys and then they
brought back Ace and uh Chris, and then they started
doing drugs again. And we're pissed off Gene and Paul Stanley,
and then they dropped him, and then you get a history.
Well you watch these biographies and Paul Stanley's like, are
you going to do this?
Speaker 2: You pay this much attention in history class? Where would
you be now?
Speaker 3: Probably the same place.
Speaker 2: Have you got some dad jokes?
Speaker 3: I do have some dad jokes?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: All right? So how's this gonna go?
Speaker 2: Why don't you you start? And I try and I
can't laugh.
Speaker 3: That's that's what they do on the other one.
Speaker 2: All right, here we go.
Speaker 3: I am I allowed to laugh my own jokes, because
you know I'd usually do that.
Speaker 2: Oh god, you laughed so hard last week at that
one that I put it. I put it on. It
was so perfect. People are ready to be going, oh
my god. Yeah, the only thing funny is him laughing
at himself. All right, So what do you got?
Speaker 3: Do you know what the elephant said of the naked man?
Speaker 2: Do I know what the elephant said to the naked man?
Speaker 3: It's big? But can it pick up peanuts? Okay?
Speaker 2: My talk and my doctor told me I need to
watch my drinking now I drink in front of a mirror.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Ray, charl saw that one coming. Do you what
do you get when you cross a rooster in a
jar peanut butter, A rooster and a jar peanut butter
a cock. The sticks is the roof of your mouth.
Speaker 2: I told my son I never want to be kept
alive on a machine, so he unplugged the Wi Fi. Uh.
Speaker 3: My boss hates it when I shortened his name to Dick,
especially since his name is Steve.
Speaker 2: Do you ever get the feeling that like nobody cares
if you're alive? Try and missing the car payment? Oh,
you can't do that.
Speaker 3: I can't.
Speaker 2: You're not allowed to laugh when I do the joke.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm buying a car, so kind of no I know.
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 3: Do you know the love difference between love lust and
showing off?
Speaker 2: Love lust and showing off?
Speaker 3: Yeah? No, I don't spit swallow gargle, Now that counts. Oh, yes,
I knew i'd get you that one.
Speaker 2: I asked my wife what she wanted for our anniversary.
She says something that goes from zero to two hundred
real fast. So I got her a bathroom scale.
Speaker 3: Ow. Do you know this? First thing Adam said to
Eve was stand back. I don't know how big this
thing gets.
Speaker 2: They used to be addicted to the hokey pokey me
turn myself around.
Speaker 3: Do you hear Bill Grays is now selling dear balls
for anybody wants eat under a buck. That's great for
hunting season. Did I tell you what? Grizzly hunting with
my father last week?
Speaker 2: It's my turn.
Speaker 3: But halfway there we saw a sign that said bear left,
so we turned around and went home. Sorry, it is
your turn.
Speaker 2: They said, don't try this at home, so I went
to Duck's house.
Speaker 3: Do you know what pubic here and lima beans haven't common?
You just push him to the side and keep eating.
Speaker 2: My son asked me if I believe in karma, I said,
I don't need karma. I am the consequence. Whew pee
you Uh?
Speaker 3: Why did the parrot pirate wear a paper towel on
his hat?
Speaker 2: Why? Wait? Wait, why did the pirate wear a paper
towel on his hat?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he had a bounty on his head. I might
wrote that wrong, No.
Speaker 2: You didn't, it was perfect, be awful. I tell my
kid to follow their dreams, and I said an alarm
clock for four am. Dreams over reality begins.
Speaker 3: Bitch A got him now? Yes? Uh? A man broke
broke into the church and a police change chased him
arounduntil he finally caught him by the organ. Oh my
penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records still
the library and told me to take it out.
Speaker 2: Man, if we can make Doug, let's see if Doug
can make Doug laugh, Keep going, keep going.
Speaker 3: That's all I get.
Speaker 2: When my kid misbehaves. I don't yell. I just start
slowly typing his name into a column savings calculator and
then hit the lead.
Speaker 3: In my career as a lumberjack, I cut down exactly
eighty two and forty six trees. I know this because
I kept a log.
Speaker 2: There. It is.
Speaker 3: I can't my buddy, My buddy was over Thursday night.
We were watching a football game. My dog was in
front of the TV set licking his balls, and my
buddy says, I wish I could do that. I said,
you might want to try penning him first. Gate running
is a great way to meet people. Yesterday I met
two MT's, three nurses, and a cardiologist.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Uh, do you know how you can tell something
as a dad joke? No, how it's apparent.
Speaker 4: Ah.
Speaker 3: Do you know why a bicycle can't stay in it
by yourself.
Speaker 2: It's too tired. Why did the banana go to the
doctors because he wasn't peeling very well?
Speaker 3: I used to work with a lot of appealing women. Yeah,
they were appeeling their clothes off. H Why don't some
fish play piano because they're in school? Because you can't
tune a fish, you can do the guitar. Why don't
scientists trust adams?
Speaker 2: I don't know, because they make everything up? Want they
make up everything?
Speaker 3: Do you know where the fish said? Want to swim
into the wall?
Speaker 2: All right, this is getting bad.
Speaker 3: Damn I think you won? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh god? Why am I confident?
Speaker 3: Do you know how long it takes the every woman
to orgasm? Who cares?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I've heard that one.
Speaker 2: It's terrible, terrible? Do you ever do that? We should
have your dad? I didn't do dad jokes. What I
like when David's around? I know, because it makes you
so uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: His birthday is coming up in January? How he's bringing
up for his birthday?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's right? Yeah? Yeah? Was he gonna be
eighty one?
Speaker 3: Eighty one?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yes, I might seem tomorrow my sister shaving people over
for the Bills game okay, squish the fish game.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and this is a look the Bills are you know,
they're doing okay.
Speaker 3: There's nobody really conquering in the NFL. And actually there's
more conspiracy theories about gambling now that I came out
with it. In NBA. One was I saw was James Harding.
There was a bat Tuesday night, he was he was
over under for him to score points was twenty point five.
He scored twenty in the first half and only took
three shots in the third and fourth quarter. And even
Thursday night not a good look. I mean, with the
Denver game ten to seven, I think it was. I mean,
all the bets they had were just blown out, and
I can't believe that. I really can't believe.
Speaker 2: Well, it's it's hard. The NFL, to me, is a
hard one to pin it on because we've always had
this saying with the NFL any given Sunday, and then
we've seen things that just in that moment, these guys
were so much better. And there are days that people
have bad games. It's a long season. We're midway through,
injuries start piling up. I mean, so I don't I
don't know, I this is a something that's always been
on the problem is the consequence is that they've embraced
it now and so it's it's prolific for everybody. And
there is a chance that if someone's pissed off enough
about something, a player, let's say Lebron James, I don't know,
and DraftKings has him over under on how many points
he's going to score, he could fuck with that. Yeah,
you know what I'm saying. I mean he could Willie.
I don't know. I have no idea. So I think
they're talking about getting I think I said this last
week with you, but I think I had it wrong.
I think it's the prop bets they're trying to get there.
They're considering eliminating and I don't know if that's considered
a prop bet or not, but it's those other things
that can be like a player over under uncertain points
that player.
Speaker 3: Could affecting there'll be a kickoff return for.
Speaker 2: A touchdown, right, Yeah, So those types of things. The
bigger thing to me in that story was these underground
poker games, which was really the focus of it, only
because of the equipment they had. I'm like, this is
fucking amazing. Where are these things why don't most of
us have somebody invented it? I mean, where is it?
I want those X ray glasses, trying to get.
Speaker 3: Them since the Bazuko tables I thought they were.
Speaker 2: There were tables, there were glasses, contact lenses there were
and I don't know if there were card readers. I
don't know how X ray they were. Those were the
terms that were used, right, And so I see X
ray glasses and I go since I was a child
looking at the Bazuka Joe comic in the bubble yum,
that are the shitty hard gum. And then you could
send away for the glasses and they had pinholes and
it was like cardboard and it was supposed to be
you could look through girls skirts.
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, how many pairs do you have?
Speaker 2: I have a whole fucking dwar throom, Doug.
Speaker 3: There's a movie I think it was. It was with
Will Smith. I think Marrow, Robbie, Margaret Robbie and uh
he's a con man. In one of the parts is
they put yes and then you can read the players
or the other players cards. It was actually a really
cool scene.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I vaguely remember this movie, And again I took
that as just Hollywood.
Speaker 3: Coming up with this side. I don't really making Hollywood.
You think, well, yeah, but now we got it right.
Speaker 2: It's there, and they this will never happen in Vegas.
You're fine going to a casino. You can't.
Speaker 3: They well, they say, the card readers, they can be
manipulated to put the cards in the right order. Same
with what was going on at the illegal gambling.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, these guys. Look, there are geniuses that they've
got card counters and people like that. But what I'm
saying is, for the most part, you're not getting those
shuffle decks that the automatic shuffled. I don't forget what
they're called. Uh, but you can't. They have standards and they.
Speaker 3: Update them, and they do all them and they reconfigure
them into their favor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I mean. And the casinos aren't doing that.
There's too much at stake with that.
Speaker 3: I had a friend out in California. Well he became
a friend, uh friend of a friend. We went to
his house and Hermosa Beach, and he was into magic
and he gave us a few tricks and they were
really neat and as simple as they are. He had
a deck a card to pick a card and he
can tell you what it was because on the on
the front of the fontcees had like nine little boxes
and the space would move on each.
Speaker 2: One, one in the left well one, and you.
Speaker 3: You had to look at it. But once you start
training yourself, you know, you could pick it off real easy.
So and he hadn't used him for a while, but
and it's just really neat. In fact, I just contacted
somebody her son was doing magic with cards and was
trying to get on America's Got To Talent a few
years ago. Now he's twenty two, is kind of going
on to the side. But I'm like, hey, you know,
maybe you'd like to do that for the the breast
cancer Golf have a magician on a on a hole
before you go off here, pick a card, quick trick
and go.
Speaker 2: That's a cute idea. That's a cute idea. Yeah, yeah,
it'd be great on a windy day. Well you get
a fifty two card pickup. Ah.
Speaker 3: I remember my dad doing, Oh no, you ever play
fifty car pick up?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll sho you pick up?
Speaker 3: You were doing any car tricks or anything like that. No,
I never really even magic or anything. White cards and yeah,
I love cards. Just never appealed to me. I don't
know what it is. I'm a weird person. I always
liked fucking around being social. Uh oh, I just never
gotten into it. The days of games, I mean like
back game and chess.
Speaker 2: Yeah I played chess.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's two checkers. I did checkers. Two time
consuming for kids, I think, yeah, you know, they want
to be.
Speaker 2: A lot of times, what I'll do is I'll throw
out a jigsaw puzzle and we just put it together
throughout like the week. I would leave it on the
table and just when you see it get in there.
Speaker 3: And I don't have the patience for that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's why I'm saying, like, you put it
on the table, then you leave it and it's more fun.
With the guys.
Speaker 3: Or we had a family friends, they would do jigsaw
puzzles and put matt paper on the back and decorated
the whole basement. Yeah, I mean three times the size
of this room. And that was really cool, bunch. But
you're as a kid, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, they drank and smoked and play cars. But you know,
he he worked and she was home.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: Back in the seventies, what are you gonna do. Father
worked and the mother took care of the gains for
the most part.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Now you can't even make a car payment. You know,
there's dinks, double income, no kids.
Speaker 2: Yeah, prices just keep.
Speaker 3: Going up and up and up and pushing people out.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, I don't. I think I would love to.
I don't know what the average car payment is. I
know people who have eight hundred to one thousand dollars
car payments and they drive beautiful cars and they have
nice stops. I don't know. Yeah, it does sound insane
to me. It sounds absolutely insane. All right, we'll take
a moment. I got a weird story for you, and
I know it leads to a lot of cool discussions.
I think about the world we live in today because
you're always on camera, or you don't know when you're
always on camera, you know, that's the thing. I'll play this.
I think that most people, when you hear it, will
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way to go. But the other side of it is
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Speaker 2: Wow i JUST want i have to say this BECAUSE
and i mean this in the most braggadocious way for.
You raggadocias doug has no Idea one i'm gonna play
true or. NOT lying I Forgot milton burle was in.
Speaker 3: This, VIDEO yes i just Read ten little known faction
didn't Know About.
Speaker 2: Milton, burrow yeah how Big? Is penis no it wasn't one.
Of us did a lot of. Drag, jokes yeah he
stole from a lot.
Speaker 3: OF comedians, i said Whether that's i'm sure?
Speaker 2: Or Not, probably yeah he's.
Speaker 3: Very cheap.
Speaker 2: Yeah sure.
Speaker 3: He would interrupt other comics to make himself the the most.
Looked upon, you know if he's on stage with two or,
three guys he would try to.
Speaker 2: TAKE over i went through that's probably TRUE that.
Speaker 3: I know anything.
Speaker 2: ABOUT that i don't know why has.
Speaker 3: It happened Welcome to dougified on us there what he
tries to be the center of.
Speaker 2: It, time yeah this is a, shitty man, BUT man i.
LOVED him i.
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christmas i. Remember it one man was on this that
was a. Good, Tune yeah I'm With Poison. Darien Lake
Yeah poisons poison is still. Out, there yeah they're like the, quintessential, Hairband, right,
yeah absolutely they got the. Good, tunes well they were.
Speaker 4: Just.
Speaker 2: FUN again i always go some. Are time there are
Times where i'll hear a Song and, I'll, go god
that's a piece, of SHIT and, I GO but i.
Love it and THE reason i love IT is i
always called it the sweet spot. Of LIFE and, i
think you know what? Is life memories, really right. And
feelings your feelings are your. Guidance systems, you know you
know how you feel about, a situation and it takes
you back to. A time and that's why it's not a,
shitty song because it would reminds me if it's, something
good if it was the song YOU were i.
Speaker 3: DON'T know i like going to these concerts just to
see the women dressing up trying to lose forty years,
on themselves. You know so they got the tight jordanash.
Going on they break over that Closet like i'm going back.
Speaker 2: In time i'm.
Speaker 3: Going out i'm looking.
Speaker 2: Fucking. HOT yeah i have a buddy who lost an
eye at one of. Those, shows really yeah? For real do?
WE what i tried to squeeze into those deans and
their fucking button pop stuff took his. Eye up pang, Right.
There Tuck, oh god that take a. Long way so
check this. Story out this is about a kid who,
was FISHING and i think it was a. PUBLIC spot i.
Don't know this Is, In. AUSTIN texas a lot of
times In, the south if they have they maybe there
may be man made water hazards for a, golf course
and uh there's natural fish show up right because a,
bird drops say, whatever happens and so people start fishing in.
Those PLACES and i don't know if this was private.
Or not but listen. To this this Is the it
actually made, the news but the video went viral and
it's not taped the way you. Would think it was.
Speaker 5: A video of a minor allegedly being threatened by. A
man we're fishing went viral on social media a few,
weeks ago and now we're hearing from the victim's mom about.
What Happened Cave's jessica chas spoke with her and explains
where the.
Speaker 2: Case. Stands, now yes so, Nice Man So victoria.
Speaker 4: Rattana's fourteen year, old son fishing is not just. A hobby.
Speaker 2: I'm shown off video the kids. Vision bree it's everything.
Speaker 5: To him so every day he has to get his
little fix.
Speaker 4: Of fishing it's like non negotiable and that was No
Different on october, twenty second, After school rentana says her
son Went To sullivan park's Pond Near onion creek to fish.
Right here but how does fishing.
Speaker 2: Turn?
Speaker 3: Into, this, No yes i'm allowed to Fish whenever. I'm
playing you're, An IDIOT i'm i read.
Speaker 2: The signs catch you out, Here again i'm gonna punch
your lights out so hard you knocked. Yourself out i'm gonna.
Drown you i'm to get the out, of here, Just okay,
all right there. You go that's.
Speaker 3: The crux so how old is? This kid, twelve, fourteen?
Fourteen fourteen and how old was? The guy well, doesn't
say and you don't see him. On camera, they recorded
then it was just. Put down so all you're seeing
is the camera is showing like the kid's.
Speaker 2: Cell, phone, yeah okay the kid put. It down So again,
i'll say first, of all you probably had a better
way to say that to. The kid but was this
the first time. THEY interacted i, DON'T know I don't
i don't know if this guy said hey a, million
times get get, off here this is my property or
this is private property. Or whatever but the kid put
the phone down, and recorded and he must have known
the guy was. Coming over maybe the guy. Was yelling
he didn't have it on. The guy he just put
it on. The ground so what you're getting is the
audio more. Or less the video is just kind. Of
that you'll see the kid's arm and you can tell.
HE'S fishing i. DON'T know i think most people, have
gone like to the better. Community standards you shouldn't talk
to a minor. That way i'm. Gonna not i'm going
to knock you out and. DROWN you i mean that
sounds like a guy's got having a pretty, BAD day,
I know BUT like i will knock, YOU out i
will hit you so hard you will knock. Yourself, Out well, i'm,
Thinking like i'll hit you so hard you're gonna fall
down and hit. YOUR head i couldn't, picture, that right
that was a. Little weird And then i'm gonna. Drown, you.
Speaker 3: OKAY it's i get. MORE facts i got to figure out.
Speaker 2: What, THIS well, i think like the knee jerk on
everybody is it's. Not you this, Is terrible like you
shouldn't say that to a fourteen year, Old.
Speaker 3: Kids she's wearing white after labor day at a. Fucking
idiot wait what.
Speaker 2: She had a white? SHIRT on i was. In, it
yeah nobody did. MY shoes i thought it was. White
shoes shirts?
Speaker 3: Is anything i'm.
Speaker 2: Just JOKING so i was, Going, to okay what if
that were my kid and he comes home with? That
VIDEO and, i went WHAT Do i WHAT would? I
DO and I think i, would say don't go. Back,
There yeah i'm sorry. That's happened people, are assholes but
we got to learn to navigate the world we. Live
in and would you call? The COPS and?
Speaker 3: I would.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't i'd, be, like, look no it. JUST happened
i want to.
Speaker 3: REPORT it i don't know if this guy's going to
try something again or just happen to see. My, son
yeah that's. The thing if, something happens you get, it.
Documented right but this is where if it goes on
what two, three times and you don't have, any documentation, they,
say well we can't do anything until it happens again.
And again now it's, the fifth sixth or, seventh time
and we see repeat offenders getting.
Speaker 2: Out right i'm just on.
Speaker 3: This one he doesn't have. A dad maybe it's just.
A mouth i.
Speaker 2: Don't know but just in this, ONE incident i thought
the kid. Handled, himself fine he didn't, shoot back he
didn't snap back at the. Guy, yourself no and he was,
probably scared but he had. The video and and this
IS where. I go, i, mean adults you probably shouldn't
talk to anybody. That way. NUMBER one i mean we should.
JUST shouldn't i don't know if cameras make. The guy
here's the Thing that i'm Learning to you never know
when you're. Being recorded you never know when you're. Being
recorded you. Just don't we. CAN say i think there's
some statistic as to how many times you're on a
camera a day without, your knowledge whether it be somebody's
ring doorbell as you walk down the street, or WHATEVER
because i think those are always recording.
Speaker 3: Well every seven eleven obviously banks of. Anim cameras but but.
Speaker 2: It used to be you would walk through your neighborhood
and there was no video, of that and now there
is because people have ring doorbell cameras at. Home, security
yep there's that. As well there's, there's ease and there's even,
simply safe which is there's a ton. Of, them, yeah
right so you, don't know but you also don't know
when somebody records something like this, and that and that's.
The thing it's weird because you're you're saying probably the,
right thing like call, the cops report, the INCIDENT and
i don't KNOW why i FEEL like i would try
to go guy's. AN asshole i can go with you
next time if you're going to, fish there but here
would be, my suggestion stay away, from there. GO fishing
i love that you're fishing and not doing. Something shitty
as a fourteen year, old kid this. Is awesome, you
know you got like this guy's this kid's really. Into
it but you're going to run into shitty people all
your life and.
Speaker 3: You don't know if this was a public, WATERING hole i.
Speaker 2: COULDN'T tell i think they're saying, it is but, you
know for the news to, GET involved i would assume
they didn't want to look, Bad, Either Right so I'M
going i, don't know but you can document, Everything now
so maybe that's good in. A way cameras make us
look act better and behave better. In public maybe that's
that's good. As well it's always fun to see somebody.
MELT down i mean those videos go viral for. A
reason this goes viral for a reason because the, Guy's
like i'll hit you so hard you'll knock. Yourself out which?
Number one i'd, be, like huh?
Speaker 3: How's that there was A video i watched, Last night
lady In The? Locker room have you seen? This, ONE
no a guy tried to go in the ladies locker
room take a shower because HE when i identify as,
a woman and she just went off. At Him fox
NEWS and i just. Turned off, i'm like here.
Speaker 2: We, GO yeah i don't think that's happening in a lot.
Of places i'm not saying it's.
Speaker 3: CLEARLY wondering, i mean how fast it would take me
a probably not even ten seconds to get my phone
to video and start recording, Something, exactly yeah what are? You,
ACCOMPLISHING well i mean.
Speaker 2: Two things one is somebody's gonna recognize that, guy's, Voice
right someone's somebody knows who. That is we have also
seen people act like, complete assholes like the lady who
went over and demanded, the ball but She, WAS yeah
i hope she, gets somebody but she lost, her JOB
and i don't think it. Is either but but here's the,
Bad part like if you own the company and that
person becomes a viral sensation for something negative and they
look like, an asshole and you're getting a BUNCH of
i can't believe you employ this piece. OF shit i
wish the boss would stand up, And say i'm not
endorsing what. She did she's a, great employee she's been
here for a number, of Years and i'm not going to.
Fire her and if that means.
Speaker 3: You ide that wave out for.
Speaker 2: A week this Is what, i'm, saying right because we
all it's the, mob mentality right, this guy it's a
mob mentality. For whatever there's another story out. THERE today
i think in one of the states somebody woke up
to a severed deer head on their lawn or on their,
front doorstep and so they called the cops because they
were against bow hunting. On there so they figured a
bowl hunter, left it and the cops did an INVESTIGATION
and i think there was ring doorbell camera. Footage involved
they see a coyote in the yard dragging a deer
no on. THE head i don't. Know why it was
like on.
Speaker 3: The, walk yeah that's the sight.
Speaker 2: OF it i love You of.
Speaker 3: Haven't you ever heard of kids bringing?
Speaker 2: Dead?
Speaker 3: Bird, yes yes the same thing that my brother was.
Speaker 2: Telling me he, goes man, he, said uh like. HIS
kids i don't know why they don't have. A dog
i think they don't have a dog because they ski
all winter and so you really can't leave, a dog
right and they have a yes's why You have dougie fresh. Dog,
sitting yeah so. They go they have. A, SKI uh i,
don't know they have a ski place that they. Rent
cabin it's not IT'S a i call It The Swiss
army knife. Of architecture. It's amazing it's really a studio
apartment that's elevated. Bunk beds you feel it feels so,
much bigger and then you just you go down in
an elevator or climb. The stairs there's a lot, of, room, kitchen, bathroom, kitchen,
yep BEAUTIFUL, big tv a deck that you can go
sit out and you can watch all the. Skiing happening
you have full access to the heated pool and, something
else and you just put on your skis and ski
out to the ski lift and then come back. My
kit my nephew's on an elite ski race team and.
He's eight he's on a elite. Race team so they
decided they got a cat because you. Could have so
the kids decided the cat needed a was too lonely
when they, go, away right so they so my brother's against,
the kitten but, HE goes i, Don't care i'm. OUT
voted i see it's so they got. Another, cat well
the two, cats are, you know are getting used to.
Each other one's a kit and one's been in the
house for about. Three years so my, BROTHER goes i
think the, original cat toast is really. Pissed off, he
goes because killed the mouse in, the BASEMENT and, i
mean it just beat the shit out of. This HOUSE
because i think it's all that.
Speaker 3: Loved anymore i'm gonna, show, them.
Speaker 2: Yes fucking killed. The mouse it just like chew, it up.
DESTROYED it I don't i Feel like. Doug SOMETIMES and
i know this is the, wrong term but we how
MANY times i had adults be such fucking shitty people
to me at times that were not, my parents that
would say awful things and, do stuff and you just kind.
Speaker 3: OF learned i remember a guy down the street that, was,
like yeah and you just sort of learned. MONTHS ago
i didn't go up to, or ANYTHING.
Speaker 2: But i mean my, point is like you, learned to,
all right that guy's. A dick i. YOU learned i
always think you got to skin your knee a little.
Bit here and when we go now that we have
video and, mom's involved and now it's on, The, news
okay so, this guy, you know you shouldn't talk to kids, that.
Way douchebag your wife's probably gonna make you sleep on.
The couch who knows what will happen right in, his,
Life Right but i'm, just saying if that's, my kid.
Sorry bud and everybody's happy to, see you you KNOW what.
I mean not everybody's gonna be might.
Speaker 3: Traumatize him my dad's not sticking up. For Me maybe
dad doesn't want to get in. A fight maybe dad
would get his. Ass kicked maybe dad goes and kicks
his ass and now your dad's. In jail.
Speaker 2: DIFFERENT scenarios i. Have gone there was a kid that
was bullying one of my boys badly and took a
video of him talking about some girly liked and posted,
it everywhere secretly. Took it this, was, many many many,
years AGO and i did go and try to talk to.
The parents and the father was a Contractor. Rebuilding afghanistan
he had like His, own, yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah he had seems.
Speaker 2: Like, money yeah. Go ahead this IS when i was
MARRIED and i lived in THE nicer i Lived. In. Pittsford,
OK yeah i lived in a House. In pittsford, and
uh she didn't really give a fuck. AT all i
had another. Incident too we, want no. It wasn't we
can do it whatever. WE want I think i think
she was trying to deal with a kid who was.
A lot he was. A handful he was in trouble
a lot at school and being. A DICK and i
think she was alone trying to handle. All this and
the old man was like gone for months at, a,
Time right and you would see him around once in.
A while AND SO i i even tried to talk
to him one time and, he's yeah he. Just SO
and i only was trying to do it again to
say to, MY kid i will try to see if
we can work something out here and just get him
the back. Back off but on the, Other hand i'm also,
or like you gotta learn to deal with this, shit
too because it's gonna keep coming. At you and if
you turn into a twenty.
Speaker 3: Five party is gonna keep coming.
Speaker 2: At you well my point is not keep coming at
you with that kid. In, particular yes But when i'm
saying anything else, like, that well all, your life how
many times have you dealt with assholes and dickheads and bullies?
Speaker 3: As?
Speaker 2: Adults? True? Right yeah and whatever, you do do you
shut down or you stand and go fuck? You?
Speaker 3: Man yeah?
Speaker 2: You KNOW but, i, mean, okay, well see that's my
Thing is, i'm like you.
Speaker 3: Got to worry about the time that he gets too
much then, it's on because then it'll just well then it's. A, mess,
yes right hopefully never, goes, That.
Speaker 2: Right but, i'm like you got to learn to navigate.
That SHIT and i guess a better parent would to
help you. NAVIGATE it i didn't have a better parent
to help me. Navigate anything they. Didn't Know so i'm.
Not sure and in, THIS case i, may say, All
right i'll go talk to, that guy try to figure
out what's. Going on but then the other thing is
some people are gonna not talk to you kindly and
you're gonna have to just hear their message around.
Speaker 3: Their, words right.
Speaker 2: That's it stop being let's not be pussies. About everything
i'm a. TERRIBLE parent i hear. IT now i would
SAY that i. HAVE said i have said let's let's not.
BE pussies i have said that to. My sons not proud,
of THAT but i have. Said it now one's going
to be a cop and the other one's uh division.
Speaker 3: One.
Speaker 2: Bit now he hurt himself so he's a. Powerlifter now
but he's in. GRAD school i was talking to. Him today, he's,
like Uh because i'm giving him some Shit because i'm
in grad school. As WELL and, i, go, hey buddy
just wants you, to know.
Speaker 3: Let's see who can make More, PUSSY no, I said.
Speaker 2: I said i just want you. TO know i have.
ALL hundreds, i go there's. ONE class i can't really,
crack IT but i got an eighty nine point. SEVEN six,
i said call it A ninety what class? Was, that
no that is. A diagnosis that's where you have to
like go through and listen to somebody and give them
a diagnosis as to what. Maybe happening so is it?
Bipolar one is a? Bipolar? Two schizophrenien is an? Anxiety
disorder what kind of? ANXIETY disorder, i mean you gotta it's.
It's detailed it's. A lot and, he goes you're taking.
Psychology classes i'm. Writing code i'm writing code to crack
code because he's a. Cybersecurity okay and he goes and
this is. Fucking IMPOSSIBLE so, i go you know who's
really good at? Writing code is your cousin who's she's
thirteen and she. Writes code i'm not calling my younger
cousin to help me with grad. LEVEL work, i, go,
hey man she might.
Speaker 3: Whatever help she's a genious might. Help thirteen, huh, yeah
wow on our way to BE a, i mean are
they already guiding her to the PATH of.
Speaker 2: I don't. BELIEVE there i don't believe that they're guiding
her and on any. Particular path it was something that
was interested, to her so she. Did, it yeah she
found it on her own and they have helped her
go to a camp that over. The summer that did it,
code breaking, no right math. Writing code here here's, the
thing like this is what my my. This is these
are my. Sister's kids so my my brother's kids, very
bright but very sporty and skin and been skinned since
there were two. Or, Three uh and my sister's kids
are one to synchronized swimmer goes To The junior olympics
a lot, for that and the other guys like into,
hip hop dance. And things, but academically wherever they see,
a weakness they hired outside tutors for their whole academic
career since probably like. First grade so if you were
showing a weakness, in math you had a. Math tutor
so you came home and you did more math and figured.
It OUT and, i go these didn't. Do that.
Speaker 3: You'll figure.
Speaker 2: IT out i didn't kind, Of Right like jordan was
in all the advanced classes and then he went. TO
MCWADE i i, DON'T know i have. NO idea. I
didn't you'll figure, it out that's. THE thing, i, GO
man i am.
Speaker 3: The shittiest you'll figure, it out take. A walk take
a walk when you get THE five herd. SEVENTY three,
i KNOW.
Speaker 2: But, i MEAN like, I go i'd like the shittiest
parrot compared. To them And now i'm realizing you're, here
TOO because i think everybody else would, be, like, hey
man don't fucking talk to my kid. That way, you know,
fuck you he wasn't. Doing anything he's not breaking into
your because he's Not a. Kia boy. You know you
Know what, i'm saying there's a lot lot worse than
it could be. Going on we should be embracing this and.
Encouraging him if he's fishing and a, call me here's,
MY number i don't FUCKING maybe i would, do THAT
but i would also say you're gonna run, into, shitheads
yes and don't be a. Stand up and if they tell,
you that, You Know jill, legal time make, a fuss go.
Somewhere else you work?
Speaker 3: With, HIM yeah i work with a couple of.
Speaker 2: Shit, heads yeah last night you gotta yelled.
Speaker 3: At yeah AND the a goofball, she's yeah just going
behind the bar and setting stuff up where she WANTS
IT A D d hdd whatever the hell it IS.
O cd she's nuts, Fucking crazy okay. SHE is i
don't even talk. TO her i have not said word
to this woman over. A year i don't even say
HELLO when i. Walk, in wow, she says. EXCUSE me
i don't even say anything unless it's. Absolutely necessary something
on the menu? Are price yeah that's HOW much i despise.
Speaker 1: This.
Speaker 3: Woman really it's, very greedy, very rude, very. Selfish disrespectful
she turned it down for a date. Or, something wow just,
zero class backstabber, Two, face yeah, see, it.
Speaker 2: Liar your two faces the. Other, one wow. She's nuts,
all right we'll take a we'll take, a moment. Tugy,
fresh yeah fired up?
Speaker 3: With?
Speaker 2: Her yeah.
Speaker 3: TAKE her i would drown her next to that. Fishing hole.
Speaker 2: What it would have been the best is if that kid,
turned around very calmly looks to the, Guy goes i'd
like to see, You TRUCK like, i mean you KNOW what,
i mean like just very commonly Just go i'd like
to see. You truck do you need a? Hug? Me no, That,
guy yeah you're you gonna.
Speaker 3: Drown me you're fourteen.
Speaker 2: Years old your wife is just like your dickon.
Speaker 3: Whole right you have me to catch a car for
you put it on. Your day you know you need
to borrow. My fishing must must have a, terrible. Life, Mister,
yeah like don't you wish? It away i'm fourteen. Years,
old yeah you're Telling me i'm gonna you're gonna.
Speaker 2: Kill, ME well i have a funny feeling that my
kid would turn around at fifteen and he's six, to
one so he's a, Little, bigger yeah a little and
just and he would say to. THIS guy i think he,
would say you're a grown ash man and this is
how you talk. TO me i could So see jamison
saying that. VERY commonly i.
Speaker 3: Think you should follow up on, that story because if you,
threaten somebody you're gonna. Drown them that's, a.
Speaker 2: Yeah well, it's, UH well i wouldn't be as just.
A threat I mean i don't think they REALLY arrest i.
DON'T know i think he did get charged WITH something I,
would yeah SO probably i didn't pull the whole. NEWS
story i just wanted to but, The, guy well don't
you want to hear what the? Guy SAID let's i found.
Speaker 3: It, Funny yeah, i'm like why don't you Come to
rochester and? Drown? Me NO but i just that's just
like my, CO host i would drowns himself and jamison.
Speaker 2: A guinness i would love. To hat i've been really good,
lately though drinking a Lot Of. Ginderrell, good yeah Watch
when i'm in. A Bar when i'm in. A bar
i went last night and got food from a bar to,
bring home.
Speaker 4: But.
Speaker 2: DIDN'T rink i had two GUINNESS while i, was there
AND then. I left would You get?
Speaker 3: French, FRIES no.
Speaker 2: I got i gotta go out to feed.
Speaker 3: THE family i got be back in.
Speaker 2: AN hour i Got chicken french sandwich and buffalo chicken flatbread.
FOR him i, don't, whatever whatever, all right we'll take. A,
MOMENT YEAH i i just wish my kid would, turn
around would, want something to have the self confidence enough
to go.
Speaker 3: Fourteen year old against, an adult you're not. GONNA have
i think the average person would have that, much confidence
especially if he's shorter than.
Speaker 2: The, adult yeah if it's an adult talking, TO you i,
Could SEE but i COULD also i mean just to
turn around and just go to, You know hug would
be so, fucking funny would be so.
Speaker 3: Fucking probably mad his father never took, him fishing and, just.
Speaker 2: Yeah well that could be see see there you go
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left for the Lead Singer.
Speaker 2: David coverdale, YEARS.
Speaker 3: Ago a couple In the Still a night was a, good,
song yeah and still The Wolf man. Come on.
Speaker 2: He was THE closest i Thought To. Robert plant and
then they Did A coverdale. Page album it was pretty
Good with Jimmy And, david coverdale which was SORT of
i think a fuck YouTube to what's his name because
he wouldn't get back Together. With Zeppelin, Jimmy Plant robert
plant wouldn't get Back. With zeppelin he. JUST never i
don't think, They EVER like i think they did one
reunion THING.
Speaker 3: Maybe i REMEMBER an hbo.
Speaker 2: Years, ago yeah it was, like, one RIGHT but I
think robert knew where his voice range Was and jim
means like And some coverdale went and. THEY did i
don't think they Didn't do. Zeppelin songs they. Did STUFF
and i think they even did An unplugged.
Speaker 3: Who was the firm?
Speaker 2: That was? That was so it was like a lot
Of The bad company guys became. The Firm paul rodgers
was the. Lead. Singer, radio, yeah, YEAH yeah i Had
so doug says, to me you want to see? Something,
gay okay that's what, he said and not.
Speaker 3: A homosexual, just happy, you know just kind.
Speaker 2: Of game. THEY said, I won't, i said do it
when the mics. Are on do it when the mic.
Speaker 3: USUALLY so.
Speaker 2: I said And then, i'm GOING maybe i won't agree.
With You maybe i'll find it sweet and loving. And
wonderful let.
Speaker 3: Me SEE so i fall asleep with my phone next
to my head, every night one, for emergencies but two
to fall asleep to a movie. Or SOMETHING and i
now have, A, cat Rosie and rosie wakes. Me up
seven thirty eight to get fed and come to find
out size of affection are they will rub their head?
Against yours, sure though yeah So so i'm just, laying
there she's just being, very very. Uh AFFECTIONATE so i
put my camera on and this will not be seen,
On here.
Speaker 2: But That's your. Grinder profile is your? Grinder profile you
should put it? Up there, come on that? Would dude
you put that up on where? On grinder what are
you out of your? Fucking mind you will get so,
much dick it's not. Even funny you will? YOU will,
i mean oh, my god that's what balls in your
face and you can whack them like you're.
Speaker 3: A cat I'm gonna i'm gonna buy him a fishing
pole and.
Speaker 2: Drown those why don't you put that up on a?
Dating site? Why not why not give it? A shot
nothing else, Has worked nothing else has. Fucking worked why wouldn't?
You know? Thank, you.
Speaker 3: Okay, that works.
Speaker 2: But do you know? Thank you you Know what? I'm? Saying,
no wait do you Understand what? I'm? Saying yes why
don't you? Do it cause it be phenomenal?
Speaker 3: Personal picture, it's, custer yes but for a man to
be it's such a.
Speaker 2: Loving cat let me see, that again the? Picture shot
what do? You, MEAN no i really want to break. It,
down no there's no breaking down.
Speaker 3: There is you're in your you have a. Good situation
you weren't shirtless. Or anything you sleep in a in a? Wife,
BEATER no, i hadn't, OH sureless i just didn't know
you had a. Shirt on look at the, picture again
you have a. SHIRT on i know HOW to i
Know what i'm. SLEEPING in i don't have to look at. A,
picture no igh. Slept well you said you didn't have
a sure you had a wife? Beater, on no it
was fair like a tank top showing off.
Speaker 2: YOUR guns i. WE capture i would. Capture that the
only pussy. Does CATCH.
Speaker 3: So i got up in.
Speaker 2: Better speaking You know i'm a. PET lover i know,
you are and there's nothing wrong. With that and why
wouldn't you will put that side of yourself, out. There
softy it's a. Loving thing it's the only thing that.
Loves you it's the only thing Outside of david that.
Loves you, right now you don't, want, me no not
like that even. CLOSE here i.
Speaker 3: Want to ask you to rub, your head get his
mind and tell me to.
Speaker 2: FEED you i want. TO know i want, to, know
UH like i HEAR about, I know i've known people
who have been on dating apps, and, things right and
you been, on THERE but I and i don't KNOW
and i and then you used to have the success
stories there used to be like the match dot, com
man we made him mac yet may yeah he hates
me now? Uh yeah but the but is the, mystery
god because, you're like is there such a thing as
a blind? Date anymore like remember a? Blind date like
when you set up somebody right and you sight unseen,
right right you'd have to go on. My description now,
you go what's? Your name and you can. Google surgery
you CAN have ai scour the planet and find pictures heard.
Speaker 3: Of a blind date? In years because all my friends
are married or divorced and they get hooked up with.
Somebody else, of course, you know, first thing you got,
a picture let. Me, see yeah YOU know i have
a friend that you.
Speaker 2: Might, like yeah but BUT but, i mean then, you.
Speaker 3: Go there were three married women at the bar. Last
night they COULDN'T believe i, Was, SINGLE okay i just,
You know, i'm like you can.
Speaker 2: Believe it put that picture, out, There.
Speaker 3: Right BUT then i gave her my number because one
of her friends was LOOKING for dja and one was
a breast. Cancer survivor, i'm like look me Up. AT
facebook i just had. MY events i want to be. With,
it next what was your?
Speaker 2: Last? RELATIONSHIP oh i don't remember.
Speaker 3: Relationship relationship there was a WOMAN Named ii lean that
went for a couple of years serious and then just
kind of.
Speaker 2: Faded.
Speaker 3: OUT yeah i ran into her a few years once
or twice. A. YEAR now i haven't seen HER since
i DJ'ed her son's wedding four.
Speaker 2: Years. Ago, yeah oh were you seeing? Her? Then? No
no did she bring a date to?
Speaker 4: The?
Speaker 3: Wedding no but those feelings are GONE and i knew
it was going to. End, anyways, yeah yeah. Years ago so.
Speaker 2: What was the moment? That happens because there's always a
moment in a relationship where, you're.
Speaker 3: Like yeah this isn't, you know just wasn't the? Sparks,
THERE yeah, I mean i know you got to work in.
A Relationship but, i'm, like hey, you know she. HAD
kids i still didn't, Have kids so there was still
that thought of my HEAD that i might meet somebody
that might. Have one, you know that's past now having
kids at fifty five.
Speaker 2: Years, old, NO no i ran into a buddy. Of
mind he's, fifty three he's got a four year old,
good FRIEND and, i, go, God, damn pete what are?
You doing what did? He say, HE goes i. Love
it it's like it keeps. Me young but he also, is
DIVORCED and i don't know. A situationship i guess we call.
IT now i have. No idea but he has kids
from seventeen to to four. Years old, you know you
kind of get built. IN babysitting i guess, at, seventeen
right you could do. To, go yeah how? Many kids does?
Speaker 3: He? Have? A? Five?
Speaker 2: Six four or five?
Speaker 4: Or?
Speaker 2: Five yeah?
Speaker 3: Probably, FIVE yeah i.
Speaker 2: Don't know he was.
Speaker 3: SEVENTEEN four i don't.
Speaker 2: KNOW what i. Don't know this wasn't on my h
was in. My, path, no no. Apparently, NOT no.
Speaker 3: I live vicariously through my, friends KIDS which. I, LOVE
yeah i know. They're great, oh, no, no, no no
that's NOT what.
Speaker 2: I mean i'm, just saying like, FOR you i was, just,
curious like what? Is it what seriously? LIKE this i
don't think three married women looked at you and said
you would be a fun guy to.
Speaker 3: Be, with WELL when i dressed up, FOR work i
have a nice vest and set a. Tie, set yeah fifteen.
Different colors LAST night i was. Wearing ONE but i
Were In New year's eve and they had been in,
there BEFORE and i had gotten them laughing, and giggling
and you know the one they're. ALL married, I go
I think i. Remember you and the one girl in.
THE middle i don't know if it was her, first
time but, she said aren't. You married, i'm, Like No
i'm i'm a two. Tight widower, she goes you are. To,
GO yeah i get married right out of high school
and begging in nature and hiking with my wife and
she ateets some mushrooms and they happen to be poisonous and.
She died, she goes oh. MY god. I. Go yeah
then my, second wife fifteen years later was beaten to
death with. A hammer, she goes. It's terrible she wouldn't
eat the, fucking mushrooms which is an old joke and
not a lot of.
Speaker 2: People.
Speaker 3: Know wow they got to LAUGH and i poured them
all wine.
Speaker 2: And YEAH but i, just go there's. No mystery there's not,
Even mystery, and like how to get to the. Person's
house if, you're going YOU, got gps you could drive
by before you can see what they're? Really like are
they lying about all they put? ON weight i.
Speaker 3: Think, with dating, like anything even, animal uh animal intuition is,
the chase and you don't have to chase make. It me,
i'm like let's go like it doesn't you know there's no,
big cheese, you, know yeah there's not like he's not,
going anywhere, you know YOU know i Can get DOUG whenever.
I want, you know. He's easy, you know Somebody like
moran that's on. You bilified he's, got kids, he's busy
his time. Is limited, YOU know i gotta keep you
youring your. A, game absolutely that's. RIGHTLY time i can
see Him as sunday after brunch from two thirty to.
Three thirty i'm gonna fuck his, Brains Out, But doug.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna scramble that boy's eggs Is what i'm. Gonna
do i'm gonna butter.
Speaker 3: HIS toast i met a chicken the other day with.
Rextre visions did?
Speaker 2: You?
Speaker 3: REALLY yeah i believe somebody chi?
Speaker 2: Be cock here we? Go, again no here we? Go again? Be, Cock,
yes okay. GOT it i was asking everybody? Got it.
Speaker 3: SO when i do go on a, DATE again i
will let.
Speaker 2: You know. YOU won't i won't. EVER again i don't.
THINK so i don't think. YOU will i think. YOU'RE
jaded i.
Speaker 3: Asked somebody over last week. For gulash where's. The joke
there was. No joke she was busy trying to get
somebody over. For, dinner well why did you?
Speaker 2: SAY that i just? Did goulash sounds gulash when made right. Is.
Speaker 3: DELICIOUS yes I think i had a Post, on facebook,
you know goog lash. To night it's a.
Speaker 2: Fall there she.
Speaker 3: Wrote, You yeah she's like that's my.
Speaker 2: Favorite and you said come over and, she's, like uh not.
Speaker 3: RIGHT THERE i i was waiting to make, it again
like a month.
Speaker 2: Down, The Line hey i'm. Making, ghulash yeah.
Speaker 3: Let me know when. You're free and she never got back.
Speaker 2: To me so, You cock well you Know what. I'M
starting i. BELIEVE this i think silence is also, a message,
you know and that, That.
Speaker 3: Uh i'm just gonna go fishing away for somebody to. Drown.
Speaker 2: ME well i, think also like, you wish every adult
has unfiltered thoughts that they'll never really share about. People
situation maybe they.
Speaker 3: DO it i share more here than yeah with, my
family because most everybody here is.
Speaker 2: A stranger, but yeah but.
Speaker 3: WE interacted i like to get the last obviously and
try to be interesting in.
Speaker 2: Your show, and yeah but there's jealousy and there's like
that people have. Intrusive THOUGHTS no i under, saying it
or or even that moral hypocrisy where, you know well,
you know. You understand, i'm saying like everybody would have
this like moral outrage over something the way, somebody dresses
the words, they say and really they're thinking the same
thing there and maybe doing it doing something that they
don't want anybody to. KNOW about, i mean, come on
think of the biggest, moral, people uh people who claim
to adhere to a higher moral standard In The. United
states and what did we do when we saw those?
People fall they. Fucking, cheered Man When tammy Fay And
jim baker it all came. Tumbling down the fucking world?
Went great?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 2: People, yeah NO but i mean but they because he
was fucking somebody else and she was she didn't know
about it. The place, Oh good so. That's right i'm
swinging my hands Around Like. I'm, italian uh THAT'S all
I just i THAT'S what i. ALWAYS thinking, I, go
man everybody's thinking the. Same thing but wouldn't you like
to know why? This woman, SHE goes i love gulash
and then you start. A conversation and then when you
write her that you're having, gulash again, you think, ooh
ooh here's the key to unlock the.
Speaker 3: Chastity, bell well i'll tell you as you, GET older
i know women like food better than sex because they're gonna.
Speaker 2: Eat more.
Speaker 3: What are they having? More often sex and?
Speaker 2: Good? Food yeah so the allure, Ah, food yes maybe
that's your. Way in maybe you know?
Speaker 3: Deviled eggs you know what?
Speaker 2: Did you there was a girl.
Speaker 3: Over the summer that It. WAS easter i was selling.
Double eggs she was at. THE restaurant i. Love them, i'm,
like well i'll make It SOME and i never heard bag.
From her of Course not. I'm done.
Speaker 2: What do You mean? You're done?
Speaker 3: Come on and, then Uh, in september somebody in the,
bar says do you? Know SUBTLE so, i, GO yeah.
I tried she said she liked, double LEGGS and i
Wrote herund facebook, she goes she does love double leggs
and she said she's, liked You and, i'm, like well
then when didn't she ever? Reach out and, SHE goes i,
don't know and then, GOLF league i didn't she didn't see.
Her again so that. Was that.
Speaker 2: You make it sound, so hopeless? Is it, but, no
no you KNOW what i, think SOMETIMES but i think
here's this is. Really true I'm gonna i'm gonna say
it and let's see if you agree. WITH it i
think you get to a certain AGE and i don't
know that it's. A game i think some women have
had a marriage fail and then maybe another relationship after
that that maybe they thought was something and that ended
and they're just waiting for everybody to. Just leave like
they get there's somewhat jaded to a point, where yeah,
you're fun you're a. Nice guy but and unless you
stay in contact in a not even in A and
i don't mean in a, creepy way but just kind,
of hey checking in. WHATEVER whatever i think.
Speaker 3: You demitted that as too much or. Too little there's
never a.
Speaker 2: Good RIGHT but, I mean i'm, not like but do what.
Speaker 3: Girls like that over fifty they have their girlfriends and
they have to hang. With them because they're all in the,
same boat and to bring somebody else in, that boat
she's not gonna get a guy unless you have a
guy that's got to be all the same timing to
have the forceome. Go, OUT maybe, i mean you can't
have MORE than, i do and she wouldn't have MORE
than i do because then she's gonna have to hear
about it and blah blah.
Speaker 2: Blah BLAH maybe, I mean i know people Who, are
okay THAT'S what. I, see, no, Okay right so that's
so there's, your, Experience right so you're coming from it
from a somewhat dadd point of. View too And all i'm,
saying is maybe if we just put the jaded stuff
away and you just sort of went in just, being,
funny Charming funny doug and just throw it out there
every once in. A while, and, look man maybe once in.
Speaker 3: A while i'm there.
Speaker 2: Every, Day no But what i'm, saying IS like i think.
Speaker 3: My women are between crack core and part time employee is.
Speaker 2: SEVEN eleven i got THAT'S where. I see i, see
that YOU know i. See that but let's raise. Our,
standards okay we raise. Our Standards all i'm saying to
you is keep reaching out to these people once in
a while and get a fucking absolutely cast that net,
wider buddy that dick don't Suck ITSELF because i.
Speaker 3: LOVE rejection. I thrive it makes. Me feel but.
Speaker 2: Who says it's? Gonna happen and why why does it
have to be? Like that you, just, go hey how's it? Going?
TO hey i hope you're having a. Great day was
just thinking about You because i'm making.
Speaker 3: Good earlier on the show about how. Things earlier this
Is what. I'm saying so this has happened earlier. IN
life i know. It has my point is fuck that.
It's not it, doesn't mean doesn't mean it's. Gonna, Happen,
now women you want, to fuck somebody's bound, say, Yes,
yes okay That's what.
Speaker 2: I'm saying but the girl That likes i'm looking.
Speaker 3: For number one, right here the girl that, likes, schools.
Speaker 2: No just write, Her, message hey making? Devil eggs remember you?
Liked him you popped into. MY mind i hope you're
well and leave. It, there okay see.
Speaker 3: What happens maybe you'll get a no.
Speaker 2: THANK you i. Don't know maybe you get no, thank
you no? Thank you, dog, no no, Thank, you bill no.
Thank you no one knows what.
Speaker 3: THAT means i.
Speaker 2: LOVE it I know THAT'S why i. DO too I
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