Speaker 1: Bit you have dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome
Speaker 1: to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let your taco one
Speaker 1: on one one w JR R.
Speaker 2: But your freaking idiots.
Speaker 3: Says right here that this segment of the show is
Speaker 3: brought to you by JR and by L's Thursday night
Speaker 3: football pregame at Siggy's in Palm Bay.
Speaker 4: Yep, Siggy is this Thursday, six to eight. We're gonna
Speaker 4: be out there Siggy's an American bar on Malabar Road
Speaker 4: in Palm Bay. They're getting a lot of texts saying,
Speaker 4: hey man, you guys are out of Siggi's what time
Speaker 4: six to eight?
Speaker 2: And we're going to have.
Speaker 4: Bwokoozies, bwo stickers, concert tickets and of course drink specials.
Speaker 3: Well round saw the tickets. I think we have Monster
Speaker 3: Jam some other stuff as well.
Speaker 2: We love good tickets. Drust me can get back to
Speaker 2: you on the rest of the tickets. It's always a
Speaker 2: good time though.
Speaker 3: Malgar a ticket plug six to eight ahead of the
Speaker 3: Denver Denver Broncos and Los Angeles Chargers Thursday. Fogg has
Speaker 3: developed in areas this morning. To be aware of that
Speaker 3: as you head out. Just you know, depending on where
Speaker 3: your travels take you, it may or may not affect you,
Speaker 3: so just be aware. So over the weekend, Jamie Fox
Speaker 3: was celebrating his birthday with his family at Mister Chow
Speaker 3: restaurant in Beverly Hills.
Speaker 4: Sounds like a good place get to some Chinese food,
Speaker 4: I'm guessing.
Speaker 2: Mister Chow. Yeah, I would assume.
Speaker 3: While dining he became angered over for some reason. We
Speaker 3: now know what happened and subsequently what ended up with
Speaker 3: Jamie being struck in the face with a glass that
Speaker 3: was thrown by another restaurant goer.
Speaker 4: See, I only knew bits and pieces of this, so
Speaker 4: I'm glad you're filling me.
Speaker 3: Well, you are bits and pieces, Bob. Yeah, and it'd
Speaker 3: be it would really screw the show up if I
Speaker 3: didn't have the opportunity to fill you in on a
Speaker 3: daily basis on stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, totally. So.
Speaker 3: So here's here's what happened. So Jamie's out with his
Speaker 3: family celebrating his birthday. They're sitting in the restaurant area.
Speaker 3: I guess there's a VIP area upstairs. All of a sudden,
Speaker 3: on their table, Jamie Fox's table is a light in
Speaker 3: the shape of a penis moving around. Okay, so somebody's
Speaker 3: got a penis shaped laser pointer. I guess they've spotted
Speaker 3: Jamie Fox and his group and they're like, let's screw
Speaker 3: with this.
Speaker 4: Guy while he's at dinner with his family and friends,
Speaker 4: including his kids.
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly.
Speaker 3: So he, uh, this pisses him off. He goes upstairs,
Speaker 3: he sees where the light's being shined down from, goes
Speaker 3: upstairs to the VIP area, and uh, you know it
Speaker 3: tells him to cut it out. At this point, somebody
Speaker 3: chucks a glass that hits him in the face. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: he was injured. There was no arrest or anything like that,
Speaker 3: but we now know the group of people that angered him,
Speaker 3: production crew with Jackass. Shocker, did these guys ever give
Speaker 3: it a rest. It's not even the cast members. It's
Speaker 3: just some like production dudes associated with Jackass who have
Speaker 3: spotted Jamie Fox and the like.
Speaker 2: Whoo, they just happen to.
Speaker 3: Have a penis shaped laser pointer with them, of course
Speaker 3: they do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you're involved a Jackass, that's a that's a
Speaker 4: pre wreck. Come on, they're just shooting some b roll.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 4: There's some d roll in this case, that's a guy
Speaker 4: I wouldn't mess with. I would not mess with Jamie Fox.
Speaker 4: I've seen him in too many movies where he portrays
Speaker 4: like I think he was a boxer, and one he's
Speaker 4: been a blind guy, and another he's done it all.
Speaker 2: Well, he is an actor after all.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know he can act. He could act out
Speaker 4: of a paper bag. He definitely could. Unlike some some
Speaker 4: health issues though as of late. And I come on,
Speaker 4: cut the guy at break He's just there with his
Speaker 4: family trying to have a birthday dinner.
Speaker 2: That's what I was kidding.
Speaker 3: You got penis shaped laser lights on Penis, a laser
Speaker 3: light show going on.
Speaker 4: But you said it it's La, right, never you just
Speaker 4: deal with in La. I'm so glad I'm on.
Speaker 3: LA, not ten L, a much less California. Yeah, well,
Speaker 3: we have an unusual hunting accident to report on.
Speaker 4: I told you I was watching some of the The
Speaker 4: Downfall of Diddy on tub and and a lot. Obviously
Speaker 4: a lot of that takes place in La Miami as well,
Speaker 4: New York, all those different places. But the LA people,
Speaker 4: it's just so easy to see where you just say.
Speaker 2: It's the whole difference.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're from la and you're listening to the show
Speaker 4: where you're one to chill and cool.
Speaker 2: One stop stop.
Speaker 4: I'm just saying that somebody's listening to the show. I
Speaker 4: don't want to piss them up because you know why, you.
Speaker 3: Look it's cool, But it's no joke that the rest
Speaker 3: of the country looks out to a lot of what
Speaker 3: goes on on the West Coast in general and just
Speaker 3: goes whatever. Whatever you know, whatever you nuts are into, now,
Speaker 3: have at it.
Speaker 4: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: What is it like.
Speaker 4: Vagina perfume they whatever name's putting out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we take our fair share of incoming critique from
Speaker 3: the rest of the country down this way, so turn
Speaker 3: about fair play.
Speaker 2: You're right.
Speaker 3: Unusual hunting accident in Virginia. Hunter was struck and killed
Speaker 3: by a falling bear from a tree.
Speaker 4: Oh was it hybridating?
Speaker 3: Early Noop fifty eight year old Lester Harvey from Virginia
Speaker 3: was standing about ten feet from the bottom of the tree.
Speaker 3: He and his buddies were out bear hunting, and I
Speaker 3: guess they chased this bear up the tree and one
Speaker 3: of his buddies shot the bear while it was in
Speaker 3: the tree, and then it fell down and crushed poor
Speaker 3: ol Lester.
Speaker 4: I mean, you know, it's the irony all over the place.
Speaker 4: We've had it happen with an elephant. Elephant hunter was
Speaker 4: was stomped, remember that one.
Speaker 2: What a way to go? Stomped by an elephant or
Speaker 2: a bear fall on you? Which one? Or war?
Speaker 3: Where is the elephant? Is the elephant stomp going to
Speaker 3: be an immediate death or is it going to be
Speaker 3: an excruciating, lingering, painful death.
Speaker 4: I'm just I'm tossing up there for you. Elephants stump
Speaker 4: or bear fall on you? Or deer horns, nice deer horns,
Speaker 4: nice eight point buck.
Speaker 2: God right in the guts.
Speaker 3: I don't know, dude, they kept you going bear, Yeah,
Speaker 3: he wasn't immediately killed though, I'm out.
Speaker 4: I'm going back to elephant they Yeah, I'm just Knockingnat.
Speaker 4: That big game's way too much at work. Plus when
Speaker 4: you go out there, Pat, if we were back in
Speaker 4: the days and I used to smoke, I couldn't smoke
Speaker 4: out there when it was you know, having a beer. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you can't do that. You gotta be serious. You gotta
Speaker 4: put like you're.
Speaker 2: Not allowed to have a smoke while you're hunting. I
Speaker 2: don't think so.
Speaker 4: I know we'll have listeners texting and going, I smoke,
Speaker 4: but you don't want to throw off the scent, you know,
Speaker 4: smoke on the way out.
Speaker 2: Everything you smell. I small. Here we go again with
Speaker 2: this nonsense. Listen to this headline.
Speaker 3: Red scientists claim that eating a hot dog could shorten
Speaker 3: your life by more than half an hour. This is
Speaker 3: just going back to the whole scare tactics speaking of smoking,
Speaker 3: they used to do it. You know, every cigarette you
Speaker 3: smoke takes whatever minutes of life away from you.
Speaker 4: Then there's the flip side where they say when you quit,
Speaker 4: you every year gain back where it gets you know,
Speaker 4: a certain amount of minutes.
Speaker 2: Just stop with this, please.
Speaker 4: So I lost five minutes on Sunday on the golf
Speaker 4: course when I when I broke down and had a dog.
Speaker 2: No half an hour, dude, or half an hour, half
Speaker 2: an hour, thirty minutes from meeting the dog. Shame me?
Speaker 2: What about all the beers a drink? Quit?
Speaker 3: Which is what I'm getting to, man, This is just
Speaker 3: like how many things do we do every single day
Speaker 3: that you could lay the same label on it can
Speaker 3: potentially shorten your life. And you know what, and if
Speaker 3: you refrained from doing half of this stuff, you'd be
Speaker 3: leading a miserable life that you do have. You have
Speaker 3: no joy whatsoever, any of the good stuff.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean for the people that are like hot
Speaker 4: dogs are discussing, Yeah, take that out of it. It's
Speaker 4: just like Lynch said, all the other things. Whatever your
Speaker 4: face is. Yeah, because as soon as you don't have
Speaker 4: said hot dog and you shaved that half hour, you're like, oh,
Speaker 4: I saved a half hour.
Speaker 2: Then all of a sudden you're bear hunting, some bitch
Speaker 2: falls on you. Exactly. Elephant Stall on
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