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<v Speaker 1>Bit you have dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let your taco one

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<v Speaker 1>on one one w JR R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots.

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<v Speaker 3>Says right here that this segment of the show is

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<v Speaker 3>brought to you by JR and by L's Thursday night

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<v Speaker 3>football pregame at Siggy's in Palm Bay.

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<v Speaker 4>Yep, Siggy is this Thursday, six to eight. We're gonna

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<v Speaker 4>be out there Siggy's an American bar on Malabar Road

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<v Speaker 4>in Palm Bay. They're getting a lot of texts saying,

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<v Speaker 4>hey man, you guys are out of Siggi's what time

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<v Speaker 4>six to eight?

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<v Speaker 2>And we're going to have.

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<v Speaker 4>Bwokoozies, bwo stickers, concert tickets and of course drink specials.

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<v Speaker 3>Well round saw the tickets. I think we have Monster

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<v Speaker 3>Jam some other stuff as well.

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<v Speaker 2>We love good tickets. Drust me can get back to

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<v Speaker 2>you on the rest of the tickets. It's always a

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<v Speaker 2>good time though.

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<v Speaker 3>Malgar a ticket plug six to eight ahead of the

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<v Speaker 3>Denver Denver Broncos and Los Angeles Chargers Thursday. Fogg has

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<v Speaker 3>developed in areas this morning. To be aware of that

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<v Speaker 3>as you head out. Just you know, depending on where

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<v Speaker 3>your travels take you, it may or may not affect you,

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<v Speaker 3>so just be aware. So over the weekend, Jamie Fox

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<v Speaker 3>was celebrating his birthday with his family at Mister Chow

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<v Speaker 3>restaurant in Beverly Hills.

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<v Speaker 4>Sounds like a good place get to some Chinese food,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm guessing.

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<v Speaker 2>Mister Chow. Yeah, I would assume.

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<v Speaker 3>While dining he became angered over for some reason. We

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<v Speaker 3>now know what happened and subsequently what ended up with

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<v Speaker 3>Jamie being struck in the face with a glass that

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<v Speaker 3>was thrown by another restaurant goer.

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<v Speaker 4>See, I only knew bits and pieces of this, so

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<v Speaker 4>I'm glad you're filling me.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you are bits and pieces, Bob. Yeah, and it'd

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<v Speaker 3>be it would really screw the show up if I

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<v Speaker 3>didn't have the opportunity to fill you in on a

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<v Speaker 3>daily basis on stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, totally. So.

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<v Speaker 3>So here's here's what happened. So Jamie's out with his

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<v Speaker 3>family celebrating his birthday. They're sitting in the restaurant area.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess there's a VIP area upstairs. All of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 3>on their table, Jamie Fox's table is a light in

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<v Speaker 3>the shape of a penis moving around. Okay, so somebody's

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<v Speaker 3>got a penis shaped laser pointer. I guess they've spotted

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<v Speaker 3>Jamie Fox and his group and they're like, let's screw

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<v Speaker 3>with this.

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<v Speaker 4>Guy while he's at dinner with his family and friends,

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<v Speaker 4>including his kids.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>So he, uh, this pisses him off. He goes upstairs,

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<v Speaker 3>he sees where the light's being shined down from, goes

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<v Speaker 3>upstairs to the VIP area, and uh, you know it

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<v Speaker 3>tells him to cut it out. At this point, somebody

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<v Speaker 3>chucks a glass that hits him in the face. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>he was injured. There was no arrest or anything like that,

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<v Speaker 3>but we now know the group of people that angered him,

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<v Speaker 3>production crew with Jackass. Shocker, did these guys ever give

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<v Speaker 3>it a rest. It's not even the cast members. It's

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<v Speaker 3>just some like production dudes associated with Jackass who have

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<v Speaker 3>spotted Jamie Fox and the like.

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<v Speaker 2>Whoo, they just happen to.

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<v Speaker 3>Have a penis shaped laser pointer with them, of course

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<v Speaker 3>they do.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, if you're involved a Jackass, that's a that's a

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<v Speaker 4>pre wreck. Come on, they're just shooting some b roll.

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<v Speaker 2>Man.

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<v Speaker 4>There's some d roll in this case, that's a guy

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<v Speaker 4>I wouldn't mess with. I would not mess with Jamie Fox.

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<v Speaker 4>I've seen him in too many movies where he portrays

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<v Speaker 4>like I think he was a boxer, and one he's

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<v Speaker 4>been a blind guy, and another he's done it all.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, he is an actor after all.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I know he can act. He could act out

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<v Speaker 4>of a paper bag. He definitely could. Unlike some some

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<v Speaker 4>health issues though as of late. And I come on,

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<v Speaker 4>cut the guy at break He's just there with his

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<v Speaker 4>family trying to have a birthday dinner.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I was kidding.

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<v Speaker 3>You got penis shaped laser lights on Penis, a laser

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<v Speaker 3>light show going on.

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<v Speaker 4>But you said it it's La, right, never you just

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<v Speaker 4>deal with in La. I'm so glad I'm on.

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<v Speaker 3>LA, not ten L, a much less California. Yeah, well,

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<v Speaker 3>we have an unusual hunting accident to report on.

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<v Speaker 4>I told you I was watching some of the The

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<v Speaker 4>Downfall of Diddy on tub and and a lot. Obviously

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<v Speaker 4>a lot of that takes place in La Miami as well,

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<v Speaker 4>New York, all those different places. But the LA people,

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<v Speaker 4>it's just so easy to see where you just say.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the whole difference.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you're from la and you're listening to the show

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<v Speaker 4>where you're one to chill and cool.

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<v Speaker 2>One stop stop.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just saying that somebody's listening to the show. I

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<v Speaker 4>don't want to piss them up because you know why, you.

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<v Speaker 3>Look it's cool, But it's no joke that the rest

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<v Speaker 3>of the country looks out to a lot of what

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<v Speaker 3>goes on on the West Coast in general and just

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<v Speaker 3>goes whatever. Whatever you know, whatever you nuts are into, now,

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<v Speaker 3>have at it.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 2>What is it like.

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<v Speaker 4>Vagina perfume they whatever name's putting out.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we take our fair share of incoming critique from

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<v Speaker 3>the rest of the country down this way, so turn

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<v Speaker 3>about fair play.

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<v Speaker 2>You're right.

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<v Speaker 3>Unusual hunting accident in Virginia. Hunter was struck and killed

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<v Speaker 3>by a falling bear from a tree.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh was it hybridating?

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<v Speaker 3>Early Noop fifty eight year old Lester Harvey from Virginia

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<v Speaker 3>was standing about ten feet from the bottom of the tree.

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<v Speaker 3>He and his buddies were out bear hunting, and I

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<v Speaker 3>guess they chased this bear up the tree and one

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<v Speaker 3>of his buddies shot the bear while it was in

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<v Speaker 3>the tree, and then it fell down and crushed poor

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<v Speaker 3>ol Lester.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, you know, it's the irony all over the place.

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<v Speaker 4>We've had it happen with an elephant. Elephant hunter was

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<v Speaker 4>was stomped, remember that one.

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<v Speaker 2>What a way to go? Stomped by an elephant or

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<v Speaker 2>a bear fall on you? Which one? Or war?

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<v Speaker 3>Where is the elephant? Is the elephant stomp going to

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<v Speaker 3>be an immediate death or is it going to be

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<v Speaker 3>an excruciating, lingering, painful death.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just I'm tossing up there for you. Elephants stump

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<v Speaker 4>or bear fall on you? Or deer horns, nice deer horns,

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<v Speaker 4>nice eight point buck.

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<v Speaker 2>God right in the guts.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, dude, they kept you going bear, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>he wasn't immediately killed though, I'm out.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going back to elephant they Yeah, I'm just Knockingnat.

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<v Speaker 4>That big game's way too much at work. Plus when

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<v Speaker 4>you go out there, Pat, if we were back in

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<v Speaker 4>the days and I used to smoke, I couldn't smoke

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<v Speaker 4>out there when it was you know, having a beer. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>you can't do that. You gotta be serious. You gotta

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<v Speaker 4>put like you're.

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<v Speaker 2>Not allowed to have a smoke while you're hunting. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't think so.

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<v Speaker 4>I know we'll have listeners texting and going, I smoke,

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<v Speaker 4>but you don't want to throw off the scent, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>smoke on the way out.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything you smell. I small. Here we go again with

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<v Speaker 2>this nonsense. Listen to this headline.

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<v Speaker 3>Red scientists claim that eating a hot dog could shorten

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<v Speaker 3>your life by more than half an hour. This is

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<v Speaker 3>just going back to the whole scare tactics speaking of smoking,

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<v Speaker 3>they used to do it. You know, every cigarette you

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<v Speaker 3>smoke takes whatever minutes of life away from you.

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<v Speaker 4>Then there's the flip side where they say when you quit,

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<v Speaker 4>you every year gain back where it gets you know,

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<v Speaker 4>a certain amount of minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>Just stop with this, please.

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<v Speaker 4>So I lost five minutes on Sunday on the golf

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<v Speaker 4>course when I when I broke down and had a dog.

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<v Speaker 2>No half an hour, dude, or half an hour, half

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<v Speaker 2>an hour, thirty minutes from meeting the dog. Shame me?

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<v Speaker 2>What about all the beers a drink? Quit?

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<v Speaker 3>Which is what I'm getting to, man, This is just

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<v Speaker 3>like how many things do we do every single day

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<v Speaker 3>that you could lay the same label on it can

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<v Speaker 3>potentially shorten your life. And you know what, and if

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<v Speaker 3>you refrained from doing half of this stuff, you'd be

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<v Speaker 3>leading a miserable life that you do have. You have

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<v Speaker 3>no joy whatsoever, any of the good stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I mean for the people that are like hot

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<v Speaker 4>dogs are discussing, Yeah, take that out of it. It's

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<v Speaker 4>just like Lynch said, all the other things. Whatever your

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<v Speaker 4>face is. Yeah, because as soon as you don't have

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<v Speaker 4>said hot dog and you shaved that half hour, you're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>I saved a half hour.

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<v Speaker 2>Then all of a sudden you're bear hunting, some bitch

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<v Speaker 2>falls on you. Exactly. Elephant Stall on

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