WEBVTT 1 00:00:03.160 --> 00:00:11.919 Callaroga Shark Media. Hi there, I'm Johnny Mack with your 2 00:00:11.960 --> 00:00:14.519 daily comedy news at daily briefing on stand up comedy, 3 00:00:14.519 --> 00:00:17.480 comedians and the comedy industry. A sentence I forgot to 4 00:00:17.600 --> 00:00:21.600 say when I recorded the Oscar Show Sunday Night. Today 5 00:00:21.920 --> 00:00:26.160 is a sequel to Monday's Oscars recap, same kind of note. 6 00:00:26.199 --> 00:00:28.120 I'm gonna slow down a little bit and just take 7 00:00:28.160 --> 00:00:31.760 my time with the stories. Part of it is I'm 8 00:00:31.839 --> 00:00:33.600 a little bit tired. It took me a long time 9 00:00:33.600 --> 00:00:36.000 to put together this show and also Palace Intrigue, the 10 00:00:36.079 --> 00:00:38.920 Royal Family show that I work on, and plus Sunday Night. 11 00:00:38.960 --> 00:00:42.159 I never really dialed down because I was keeping notes 12 00:00:42.200 --> 00:00:45.600 on the Oscars. Then recorded the show and with all 13 00:00:45.600 --> 00:00:47.799 the clips in there, it took me over an hour 14 00:00:47.920 --> 00:00:49.960 on the edit and I was laughing at one point 15 00:00:50.000 --> 00:00:53.159 the file was finally ready to be uploaded after post 16 00:00:53.159 --> 00:00:54.799 processing and all the stuff I do that I won't 17 00:00:54.799 --> 00:00:57.880 bore you with. There was sixteen seconds left and I 18 00:00:57.920 --> 00:00:59.880 think it was a three point Nicks game, and they 19 00:00:59.880 --> 00:01:02.600 were announcing Best Film at the Academy Awards. I'm like, 20 00:01:02.600 --> 00:01:05.120 why does all this have to happen at once? So 21 00:01:05.200 --> 00:01:08.680 I uploaded the file watch best Picture, and then got 22 00:01:08.680 --> 00:01:11.079 to enjoy the last six point two seconds of the 23 00:01:11.159 --> 00:01:14.159 next game and the next one Happy Saint Patrick's Day. 24 00:01:14.200 --> 00:01:16.920 So there's a lot of news. I've already got a 25 00:01:16.959 --> 00:01:19.879 full show for tomorrow. Some stuff we're not going to 26 00:01:19.879 --> 00:01:22.640 get to today. The New York Times wrote an article 27 00:01:22.719 --> 00:01:24.799 about comedians and the Epstein Files. Do I have your 28 00:01:24.840 --> 00:01:28.040 attention yet? Yeah, let's see. The Daily Show seems to 29 00:01:28.079 --> 00:01:31.400 be a beef with Saturday Night Live. That's fun. I 30 00:01:31.400 --> 00:01:34.040 don't have time today to get into Sebastian Maniscalco and 31 00:01:34.079 --> 00:01:36.319 Marcelo Hernandez. I don't have time to get into the 32 00:01:36.359 --> 00:01:39.280 SNL Sucker Carlson impression. We'll do that tomorrow. I don't 33 00:01:39.280 --> 00:01:40.879 have time to tell you that Tina Fey is going 34 00:01:40.879 --> 00:01:43.439 to host SNL UK this weekend. I don't have time 35 00:01:43.439 --> 00:01:45.480 to tell you Bert Krascher got a season two of 36 00:01:45.599 --> 00:01:47.719 Free Birt because we got to talk about the Oscars 37 00:01:47.760 --> 00:01:50.560 and Conan O'Brien. I thought Conan was fantastic, and the 38 00:01:50.599 --> 00:01:53.359 Internet seems to disagree at points. We'll get into that 39 00:01:53.439 --> 00:01:55.920 as well real quick. If you can't get enough Conan, 40 00:01:56.200 --> 00:01:59.319 Bill Carter interviewed Conan on Late Night Er and I 41 00:01:59.439 --> 00:02:02.719 love that podcast because you got serious Conan. So it 42 00:02:02.799 --> 00:02:05.000 was a real discussion, which was great. And then I 43 00:02:05.159 --> 00:02:06.959 was in a Conan mood and I tried to check 44 00:02:06.959 --> 00:02:09.759 out Conan on The Kelsey Brothers. Look, I know that 45 00:02:09.800 --> 00:02:12.120 show does well, but as I tell my college students, 46 00:02:12.120 --> 00:02:14.759 if you want to have a successful podcast, date Taylor Swift. 47 00:02:15.039 --> 00:02:18.120 Jason Kelsey has media skills. Travis Kelsey is awful at 48 00:02:18.159 --> 00:02:21.360 this and write this down. When he does retire from football, 49 00:02:21.400 --> 00:02:22.960 he will get a TV job and he's going to 50 00:02:22.960 --> 00:02:25.319 be terrible at it. I couldn't even listen to the 51 00:02:25.360 --> 00:02:27.719 Conan interview. He's one of those people that can't get 52 00:02:27.719 --> 00:02:29.639 through an fing sentence without you know F and Curson 53 00:02:29.719 --> 00:02:32.360 you know F and it's just, dude, what are you doing? 54 00:02:32.439 --> 00:02:35.840 Learn how to broadcast? And again, millionaire dating a billionaire. 55 00:02:35.960 --> 00:02:37.879 I'm a dude in a basement. I'm a loser. He's 56 00:02:38.000 --> 00:02:40.960 got Super Bowl rings, I get it, but he's not 57 00:02:41.000 --> 00:02:44.879 good at broadcasting. On to the Oscars, Variety had a 58 00:02:44.879 --> 00:02:47.919 really nice piece they caught up with the producers. One 59 00:02:47.919 --> 00:02:50.680 of the questions is is Conan coming back now? They 60 00:02:50.680 --> 00:02:55.280 didn't say that specifically, but Walt Disney Television's Rob Mills, 61 00:02:55.319 --> 00:02:58.680 who's the executive vice president, told Variety on Monday morning, 62 00:02:58.840 --> 00:03:01.479 Conan is host for life. Yes, he hasn't even accepted yet. 63 00:03:01.520 --> 00:03:03.520 He's just being told. We're assuming that was not a 64 00:03:03.520 --> 00:03:05.199 comedy bit. We're going to treat it as if that 65 00:03:05.319 --> 00:03:07.800 was fact. Conan had joked during the telecast he would 66 00:03:07.800 --> 00:03:10.400 continue to host the show until went to YouTube, and 67 00:03:10.479 --> 00:03:12.400 mister Beast takes over was one of the versions of 68 00:03:12.400 --> 00:03:15.840 that joke. Mills said, sometimes these jobs are like fantasy camp, 69 00:03:15.840 --> 00:03:18.120 and it'd be working with Conan is always incredible. I 70 00:03:18.120 --> 00:03:21.039 remember those, and he's referring to the big produced open here. 71 00:03:21.080 --> 00:03:23.080 I remember those when he had special occasions or when 72 00:03:23.080 --> 00:03:24.879 he hosted things like the Emmy's. He'd make these films 73 00:03:24.919 --> 00:03:26.960 and they were great. When it was the tenth anniversary 74 00:03:27.039 --> 00:03:28.439 of Late Night, he did one of those where he 75 00:03:28.520 --> 00:03:30.439 ran into the streets of New York and literally everyone's 76 00:03:30.479 --> 00:03:32.280 following him. Was sort of similar to this bit. He's 77 00:03:32.319 --> 00:03:34.280 always done these films that are great and not also 78 00:03:34.400 --> 00:03:36.319 sort of reminded me of what Billy Crystal used to do, 79 00:03:36.400 --> 00:03:38.520 so it was great. It felt distinctly Conan but also 80 00:03:38.560 --> 00:03:42.240 distinctly Oscar. I think that's fair. Next question, did Leonardo 81 00:03:42.280 --> 00:03:43.960 DiCaprio know that he was going to be asked to 82 00:03:44.000 --> 00:03:46.439 be a meme? The answer not at all, So forgive 83 00:03:46.479 --> 00:03:48.199 him for being a little confused on a first on 84 00:03:48.240 --> 00:03:50.360 how to react, but then he still figured out how 85 00:03:50.360 --> 00:03:52.800 to react. How did it work with Matt Barry as 86 00:03:52.800 --> 00:03:55.800 announcer live from London? Why wasn't he in Los Angeles? 87 00:03:55.840 --> 00:03:59.039 Good question? We are told, yes, Matt Barry was in London, 88 00:03:59.080 --> 00:04:02.280 and the technology is now point where there wasn't a delay. Well, 89 00:04:02.759 --> 00:04:05.000 that's impossible. There's still the speed of light. I don't 90 00:04:05.039 --> 00:04:07.759 care what tech you have, there's still the speed of light. 91 00:04:08.319 --> 00:04:10.639 I just asked chat GPT what's the delay on broadcast 92 00:04:10.680 --> 00:04:13.639 from LA to London? The AI says for a live 93 00:04:13.680 --> 00:04:16.199 broadcast signal from Los Angeles to London, delay depends on 94 00:04:16.240 --> 00:04:20.399 the path satellite broadcast is about two hundred and eighty 95 00:04:20.439 --> 00:04:23.399 milliseconds one way, or roughly point five point six seconds 96 00:04:23.480 --> 00:04:27.319 round trip. Why the signal goes up to a geostationary 97 00:04:27.319 --> 00:04:31.040 satellite then back to Earth. If you use fiber transmission, 98 00:04:31.199 --> 00:04:34.079 that cuts the delay to one hundred and twenty milliseconds, 99 00:04:34.600 --> 00:04:38.839 but then encoding and decoding ads time. So a typical 100 00:04:38.920 --> 00:04:41.800 modern IP broadcast delay is point three to one point 101 00:04:41.879 --> 00:04:44.800 five seconds total delay. Now, if that doesn't sound like 102 00:04:44.839 --> 00:04:48.160 a lot, get into my field and try interviewing someone 103 00:04:48.199 --> 00:04:50.079 who's in London while you're in Los Angeles. So you 104 00:04:50.079 --> 00:04:52.680 will notice the delay because it's like talking to somebody 105 00:04:52.680 --> 00:04:54.680 on the moon. You ask a question, there's that slight pause, 106 00:04:54.759 --> 00:04:56.519 they answer, and what happens that you wind up talking 107 00:04:56.519 --> 00:04:58.279 to over each other. So you have to be very 108 00:04:58.439 --> 00:05:01.600 disciplined to not go too fast and make sure the 109 00:05:01.639 --> 00:05:04.519 other person has spoken. And most things like that are 110 00:05:04.560 --> 00:05:06.639 best done not live, so that you can trim all 111 00:05:06.639 --> 00:05:08.680 the things. Tell you we're gonna go slow and get 112 00:05:08.680 --> 00:05:11.800 into the weeds today. Did you stay before the very 113 00:05:12.000 --> 00:05:16.680 end after they said goodbye? There was another sketch spoilers 114 00:05:16.720 --> 00:05:19.040 for the movie One Battle after another. If you haven't 115 00:05:19.040 --> 00:05:21.560 seen it, hold your ears for a second. But the 116 00:05:21.720 --> 00:05:25.240 parody to the final scene from that movie, maybe I'll 117 00:05:25.279 --> 00:05:27.120 just leave it there. Whatever happens at the end of 118 00:05:27.120 --> 00:05:30.279 the movie conan parody that I won't tell you specifically 119 00:05:30.319 --> 00:05:32.360 what happens, so I didn't ruin the movie not spoilers. 120 00:05:32.920 --> 00:05:36.319 But VERI was curious, since One Battle had just won 121 00:05:36.399 --> 00:05:39.920 Best Picture, did Conan film sketches for all of the 122 00:05:39.959 --> 00:05:42.639 films in case something else won Best Picture? We are 123 00:05:42.639 --> 00:05:45.360 told no, there were no alt end of show sketches. 124 00:05:45.720 --> 00:05:48.879 The One Battle parody whatever ran even if Sinners had won. Okay, 125 00:05:48.920 --> 00:05:50.439 but what about the other eight films? Are you saying 126 00:05:50.439 --> 00:05:52.199 the others didn't have a chance? What are you saying there? 127 00:05:52.240 --> 00:05:54.560 And then they asked Mills again, is Conan truly the 128 00:05:54.639 --> 00:05:58.839 host for life? Mills said, as firm as whatever. You 129 00:05:58.839 --> 00:06:01.120 can look up whatever the firm thing is, it's solid 130 00:06:01.160 --> 00:06:03.720 as oak. I hope Conan comes back. Anybody who's been 131 00:06:03.759 --> 00:06:05.480 with a nearshot of me in the last twenty four 132 00:06:05.519 --> 00:06:06.959 to thirty six hours by the time you're hearing this. 133 00:06:07.439 --> 00:06:09.680 I believe in having a professional host. I though Kimel 134 00:06:09.720 --> 00:06:11.199 did a good job. I think Trevor Nooda does a 135 00:06:11.240 --> 00:06:14.000 good job. Always give me a pro who can keep 136 00:06:14.000 --> 00:06:15.959 the trains running. That's the gig. If you could be 137 00:06:16.040 --> 00:06:18.680 funny on top of that, even better, keep Conan great. 138 00:06:19.199 --> 00:06:21.560 If ConA gets the flu let camel, do it great. 139 00:06:22.120 --> 00:06:25.160 As I alluded to at the top, some people didn't 140 00:06:25.319 --> 00:06:28.160 like the Oscars with Conan O'Brien the Daily Mail again 141 00:06:28.279 --> 00:06:30.279 UK tabloid, and they tend to be a little caddy. 142 00:06:30.360 --> 00:06:32.879 They wrote, it was supposed to be Hollywood's biggest night, 143 00:06:32.959 --> 00:06:36.639 but between painful monologues from most Conan O'Brien, to boring 144 00:06:36.720 --> 00:06:40.399 results and one distasteful joke about the Holocaust, viewers were 145 00:06:40.439 --> 00:06:44.160 left thoroughly unimpressed by this year's Oscars. Now, as I 146 00:06:44.199 --> 00:06:46.160 read that paragraph, I'm like, what was the Holocaust joke? 147 00:06:46.199 --> 00:06:48.680 And the Daily Mail let's Johnny mcnow come on on, 148 00:06:48.800 --> 00:06:52.879 Gianni spark fury by joking about Schindler's List being renamed 149 00:06:52.920 --> 00:06:56.319 Schindler's Posted and a failed gag about movies being too long? 150 00:06:57.040 --> 00:07:00.399 Is there really outrage about that joke? Really? Oh? Ryan 151 00:07:00.560 --> 00:07:03.120 struggled to rouse the room with awkward jokes about pedal 152 00:07:03.199 --> 00:07:06.560 files and the many awards largely felt at predictable winners. 153 00:07:07.120 --> 00:07:08.560 Then they got into they do this a lot in 154 00:07:08.600 --> 00:07:11.240 the British tabloids. Some social media posts. One person wrote, 155 00:07:11.279 --> 00:07:13.519 the Oscar is a sort of a flop. I DK 156 00:07:14.439 --> 00:07:18.079 conan flop, awkward jokes from presenters, ugly ass stage. Yeah, 157 00:07:18.079 --> 00:07:20.439 I said it only saving this night is a sinner's 158 00:07:20.439 --> 00:07:23.519 best picture. I'm not playing well. Got bad news for you, sir, 159 00:07:23.639 --> 00:07:27.439 or madam. Radar Online headline was rotten humor. Conan O'Brien 160 00:07:27.600 --> 00:07:31.360 slammed over painful twenty twenty six Oscars opening monologue as 161 00:07:31.439 --> 00:07:35.560 host faces several awkward moments of silence. Yep, that's true. 162 00:07:35.600 --> 00:07:38.160 It's a tough room. We've talked about that before this 163 00:07:38.240 --> 00:07:41.680 year's Oscars, after last year's Oscars, before last year's Oscars. 164 00:07:41.720 --> 00:07:44.439 Every year. It's a tough room. We all know that 165 00:07:45.319 --> 00:07:47.560 Conan knew that. Litsten to any interview last week except 166 00:07:47.600 --> 00:07:50.040 the one with the Kelsey Brothers where Travis Kelsey can't 167 00:07:50.120 --> 00:07:52.800 go through one sentence without using an F bomb twice. 168 00:07:53.279 --> 00:07:56.040 Radar Rights. After opening the show with a well received 169 00:07:56.040 --> 00:07:58.759 dig at Timothy Shallimy and the recent backlash over his 170 00:07:58.839 --> 00:08:02.920 controversial comments about ballet and opera, O'Brien seemed to quickly 171 00:08:02.959 --> 00:08:06.600 lose the crowd with an ill received gag linking nominated 172 00:08:06.639 --> 00:08:10.879 movies Hamnett and Pogonia to off brand lunch meat. Had 173 00:08:10.920 --> 00:08:13.279 a little bogonia around tense. Not sitting too well, the 174 00:08:13.319 --> 00:08:16.800 host said, to a muttered reaction. Reading the crowd. O'Brien 175 00:08:16.920 --> 00:08:21.040 disappointedly added on the ride home, you'll appreciate it. Later, 176 00:08:21.240 --> 00:08:24.199 he joked that F one received four nominations. F one 177 00:08:24.199 --> 00:08:26.720 did so well that they're making a sequel. Caps lock. 178 00:08:27.160 --> 00:08:30.959 Another muted response, so, O'Brien, confess some of these I 179 00:08:31.079 --> 00:08:34.879 do for myself. Relax, everybody, It was good if you'd 180 00:08:34.919 --> 00:08:36.480 like to hear these jokes. I pulled most of these. 181 00:08:36.519 --> 00:08:38.399 If you didn't listen to Monday's episode, they're all in 182 00:08:38.440 --> 00:08:41.559 the first six minutes or so of Monday's podcast. Radar 183 00:08:41.679 --> 00:08:45.080 Online also pulled online reactions. One person wrote, these Conan 184 00:08:45.200 --> 00:08:49.159 jokes are so bad. Another complained not having a lot 185 00:08:49.159 --> 00:08:52.879 of fun right now. One person lamented, I can't stand 186 00:08:52.879 --> 00:08:56.799 this Conan O'Brien anymore. Rotten humore. Let me count the 187 00:08:56.840 --> 00:09:00.679 o's there in humor one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, nine, ten, 188 00:09:00.799 --> 00:09:05.320 oh's in humor. A fourth person blasted Conan O'Brien's absolutely 189 00:09:05.320 --> 00:09:09.159 feeble monologue. Several awkward moments of silence from the audience 190 00:09:09.240 --> 00:09:13.200 after the jokes. The Irish star happy Saint Patrick's Day. 191 00:09:13.559 --> 00:09:15.840 They seem to be a little gossipy. They talked about 192 00:09:15.840 --> 00:09:18.279 Conan on the Red carpet, They said, ConA looked dapper 193 00:09:18.279 --> 00:09:20.600 in a classic black seat while he took pictures alongside 194 00:09:20.600 --> 00:09:24.200 his wife, who stunned in a sleeveless dress. The late 195 00:09:24.279 --> 00:09:26.799 night host appeared to oblige photographers and stand for photos, 196 00:09:26.799 --> 00:09:28.720 but quickly was ready to wrap it up amid all 197 00:09:28.720 --> 00:09:32.080 the snaps. When photographers kept calling his name, Conan appeared 198 00:09:32.080 --> 00:09:35.320 to get more antsy after his red carpet pictures came 199 00:09:35.360 --> 00:09:39.200 to close. He reportedly said go away before saying all done, 200 00:09:39.480 --> 00:09:42.840 seeming to be fed up with posing. According to lip 201 00:09:42.919 --> 00:09:46.440 reader n Jay Hickling, I'm not familiar with lip reader 202 00:09:46.519 --> 00:09:49.600 n Jay Hickling, but i have been following comedy for many, 203 00:09:49.639 --> 00:09:53.159 many years. I've never heard any such behavior out of 204 00:09:53.159 --> 00:09:57.440 Conan O'Brien. I've heard things about people. I've never heard 205 00:09:57.440 --> 00:09:59.759 a negative word about Conan O'Brien. I've never heard anyone 206 00:09:59.840 --> 00:10:02.600 no love working with Conan O'Brien for Conan O'Brien, with 207 00:10:02.679 --> 00:10:06.080 Conan O'Brien, So that would surprise me, although if it 208 00:10:06.120 --> 00:10:08.639 did happen, to be fair to ConA O'Brien, he did 209 00:10:08.720 --> 00:10:10.639 kind of have to go inside to host the Oscars, 210 00:10:10.639 --> 00:10:12.279 and you might want to get your head into that space. 211 00:10:12.960 --> 00:10:16.399 This article as well goes to social media. By the way, 212 00:10:16.440 --> 00:10:19.519 sidebar I talked about this, maybe it was on Saturday 213 00:10:19.600 --> 00:10:22.000 Show about how sometimes you just sit down and do 214 00:10:22.039 --> 00:10:24.080 a show and you find a through line. I didn't 215 00:10:24.080 --> 00:10:26.000 set out to do the reads the way that I'm 216 00:10:26.000 --> 00:10:28.000 doing them today, and you kind of stumble into something 217 00:10:28.039 --> 00:10:30.320 that's working and you go with it. That's the beauty 218 00:10:30.320 --> 00:10:33.919 of doing this every day. Sidebar over. Fans on Twitter 219 00:10:34.279 --> 00:10:37.559 were quick to react to Conan's interaction with those photographers. 220 00:10:37.600 --> 00:10:40.519 One wrote, ConA being the most confused man in Hollywood 221 00:10:40.639 --> 00:10:43.200 while simultaneously being the most talented person in every room 222 00:10:43.200 --> 00:10:46.840 he wants into is my favorite gender hashtag oscars. Someone 223 00:10:46.840 --> 00:10:49.840 else wrote, Conan O'Brien looks sharp tonight out of his classic, 224 00:10:49.879 --> 00:10:53.440 stylish and totally red carpet. Ready, I just checked the clock. 225 00:10:53.519 --> 00:10:55.320 We have a lot more to do, so this is 226 00:10:55.360 --> 00:10:58.320 going to be break at number one, and before we 227 00:10:58.360 --> 00:11:00.480 do that, if you like the program without commercial diruption, 228 00:11:00.879 --> 00:11:03.399 one thing you can do take out the Apple podcast 229 00:11:03.480 --> 00:11:06.080 app click that batter. It says uninterrupted listening, and then 230 00:11:06.120 --> 00:11:07.879 for five bucks a month, you don't have to deal 231 00:11:07.960 --> 00:11:12.600 with this The L eight Times writes all heil Conan O'Brien, 232 00:11:12.639 --> 00:11:15.039 who could host the Oscars forever, and we wouldn't mind. 233 00:11:15.240 --> 00:11:17.519 They write the question this year, as it is every year, 234 00:11:17.759 --> 00:11:19.639 is how this Oscar's night was different from any other 235 00:11:19.679 --> 00:11:23.240 Oscars night. With Conan O'Brien returning his host, the ceremony 236 00:11:23.320 --> 00:11:25.639 was much in the spirit of twenty twenty five, except 237 00:11:25.639 --> 00:11:28.360 this was all at all livelier, funnier show. Not perfect, 238 00:11:28.360 --> 00:11:31.440 of course, as the only program to ever occupy three 239 00:11:31.480 --> 00:11:35.639 hours of television without flagging was Sabato Chagante, But gag wise, 240 00:11:35.679 --> 00:11:38.759 the Oscar Broadcast is fundamentally a comedy with speeches. It's 241 00:11:38.799 --> 00:11:41.080 hit to missus. Ratio was good or better than your 242 00:11:41.120 --> 00:11:44.919 average SNL episode. I think everything about that paragraph is perfect, 243 00:11:45.360 --> 00:11:47.879 and they write and they nailed this too. Conan O'Brien, 244 00:11:47.879 --> 00:11:51.360 whose persona is equal parts madness, sincerity, self love and 245 00:11:51.399 --> 00:11:53.679 self hate, would seem to be a perfect host for 246 00:11:53.759 --> 00:11:56.360 broadcast that needs to take things seriously, but not so 247 00:11:56.480 --> 00:11:59.200 seriously that it alienates anyone who doesn't belong to the 248 00:11:59.240 --> 00:12:01.320 community at cele It's a show that exists both in 249 00:12:01.320 --> 00:12:04.600 the world of Hollywood and the world outside the industry. Well, 250 00:12:04.679 --> 00:12:08.799 well said Nicki Glazer gave the show a review, and 251 00:12:09.039 --> 00:12:12.080 my initial reaction to that was, who asked you? Well? 252 00:12:12.080 --> 00:12:14.440 The answer to who asked Nicki Glazer's e news? But 253 00:12:15.080 --> 00:12:18.240 all right, suddenly we care what Nicki Glazer thinks about 254 00:12:18.240 --> 00:12:21.639 Conan O'Brien hosting the Oscars relaxed Golden Globes host Should 255 00:12:21.639 --> 00:12:24.279 we ask Joe Koy what he thought of Kimmel? Nicki 256 00:12:24.279 --> 00:12:27.480 Glazer was on the Gray carpet at the Vanity Fair 257 00:12:27.519 --> 00:12:31.600 Oscars party aka Hollywood has accepted her. She's now an insider. 258 00:12:31.759 --> 00:12:33.759 This all sounds like I'm shading Nikki. I'm not. I'm 259 00:12:33.799 --> 00:12:36.799 just analyzing the news here. Nicki gave Conan O'Brien an 260 00:12:36.879 --> 00:12:39.720 a plus. She said he killed it last year. I 261 00:12:39.759 --> 00:12:41.279 knew he was gonna kill it again this year. I 262 00:12:41.320 --> 00:12:43.039 got a chance to see his monologue about a week 263 00:12:43.080 --> 00:12:45.320 ago and he got off stage, and I really meant 264 00:12:45.360 --> 00:12:47.679 it when I was like, that's a plus. Changed nothing. 265 00:12:48.039 --> 00:12:51.320 But she did say Coonan did tweak some stuff. She explains, 266 00:12:51.399 --> 00:12:52.960 things come out of the news cycle and they don't 267 00:12:52.960 --> 00:12:55.399 work anymore, so you have to keep updating it. Wait, 268 00:12:55.879 --> 00:12:59.320 two Golden Globes that we're treating her like she's Billy Crystal. Now, Oh, 269 00:12:59.360 --> 00:13:02.759 I'm gonna I'm gonna throw up. He Knews relaxed with this. 270 00:13:03.440 --> 00:13:06.279 The stand up star also compared Conan's work to her 271 00:13:06.279 --> 00:13:09.159 own hosting experience, noting that while the Golden Globes feels 272 00:13:09.159 --> 00:13:11.519 more like a comedy club, Oscar Night is a different 273 00:13:11.559 --> 00:13:14.600 room for comedy than any other. She explains at the 274 00:13:14.600 --> 00:13:17.559 Academy Awards as a comedian, that's a tough room because 275 00:13:17.679 --> 00:13:20.840 they're far away. It's very stuffy. They haven't been drinking, 276 00:13:20.879 --> 00:13:22.759 they haven't been eating. They're hungry, and they're tired, and 277 00:13:22.759 --> 00:13:24.879 they're sober. So it's a hard room to kill in. 278 00:13:25.440 --> 00:13:28.759 Nicky felt. Conan rose to the occasion, adding with that 279 00:13:28.879 --> 00:13:32.360 a play I was like, God, he killed it. Thank you, 280 00:13:33.000 --> 00:13:35.840 Thank you, Nicki Glazer. Ricky Gervase was asked would he 281 00:13:36.080 --> 00:13:38.240 like to host the Oscars. Well, he can't because it's 282 00:13:38.279 --> 00:13:42.399 Conan's job for life. Ricky went on Twitter and responded 283 00:13:42.399 --> 00:13:45.799 to a fan account named the Ricky Gervay's Clips. Fan 284 00:13:45.799 --> 00:13:48.519 account The Ricky Gervay's Clips posted repost if you wish 285 00:13:48.639 --> 00:13:53.440 Ricky Gervaise was hosting the Oscars tonight, Jervase himself quote responded, writing, 286 00:13:53.960 --> 00:13:58.000 if that you may recall Ricky Gervay's host of the 287 00:13:58.000 --> 00:13:59.960 Golden Globes in twenty ten, twenty eleven to twenty two, 288 00:14:00.200 --> 00:14:03.360 twenty sixteen, and twenty twenty. If you were at the 289 00:14:03.360 --> 00:14:07.440 Oscars you found snack boxes under your seats? Yeah? Hey, 290 00:14:07.519 --> 00:14:10.000 did you catch that? That yeah thing? That is a 291 00:14:10.120 --> 00:14:13.159 total lift from Conan O'Brien that I subconsciously did. I'm 292 00:14:13.159 --> 00:14:15.000 not sure it's subconscious. I might just do it, but 293 00:14:15.039 --> 00:14:16.559 I was listening to the edit and I caught myself 294 00:14:16.559 --> 00:14:18.200 do it. So what Conan will do is he'll say 295 00:14:18.240 --> 00:14:22.440 something like the sky is blue, yeah, scientists say. And 296 00:14:22.519 --> 00:14:25.720 as I was watching the Oscar Sunday night, I saw 297 00:14:25.799 --> 00:14:27.919 him do it. I pulled a clip where Conan does it. 298 00:14:27.960 --> 00:14:30.360 So in a second, I'm gonna play Conan doing it, 299 00:14:30.559 --> 00:14:32.240 and then I'll go back to where we were before. 300 00:14:32.240 --> 00:14:34.080 I jumped in here. But just I heard the yeah move, 301 00:14:34.120 --> 00:14:35.759 and I just thought i'd jump in and comment on it. 302 00:14:35.840 --> 00:14:37.519 I was in a movie this year, Yeah, I was 303 00:14:37.519 --> 00:14:40.799 in a movie. If you were at the Oscars you 304 00:14:40.879 --> 00:14:44.879 found snack boxes under your seats? Yeah, Conan O'Brien wrote 305 00:14:44.919 --> 00:14:47.200 a note that was found in your box, which also 306 00:14:47.240 --> 00:14:49.679 included a sketch of Conan O'Brien. The note read, and 307 00:14:49.679 --> 00:14:52.559 I hope you enjoy this Conan O'Brien moderately happy meal 308 00:14:52.639 --> 00:14:54.960 these snacks. It may not look like much, but in 309 00:14:54.960 --> 00:14:57.120 any movie theater that run you eighty five dollars. Good 310 00:14:57.159 --> 00:14:59.919 luck tonight, have fun and remember that loud, enthusiastic laughters 311 00:15:00.000 --> 00:15:02.600 good for your health in my ego. The notes were 312 00:15:02.639 --> 00:15:06.159 addressed to dear nominee Slash plus one slash seat filler 313 00:15:06.600 --> 00:15:09.000 in the box, a bag of popcorn, a bottle of water, 314 00:15:09.039 --> 00:15:12.200 and either Mike and Ikes or Junior Mints. If guests 315 00:15:12.200 --> 00:15:14.159 were hungry, they could go to the lobby to grab 316 00:15:14.200 --> 00:15:17.279 some trail mix, and guests could also snack on dehydrated 317 00:15:17.360 --> 00:15:20.720 vegetables during the ceremony. Apparently, snack boxes have been a 318 00:15:20.720 --> 00:15:24.159 tradition for several years. In twenty twenty four, Jimmy Kimmel 319 00:15:24.279 --> 00:15:29.279 provided soft Philly style pretzels. Last year, Conan provided Swedish fish, 320 00:15:29.320 --> 00:15:32.679 a pretzel and water. Hours before the Oscars took place, 321 00:15:33.200 --> 00:15:36.200 some movie posters showed up in Los Angeles. These movie 322 00:15:36.279 --> 00:15:40.759 posters were fake, and they mocked President Trump. Activist group 323 00:15:40.799 --> 00:15:44.600 Everyone Hates Elon posted images across the city. Some of 324 00:15:44.639 --> 00:15:47.519 them spoofed the movie one Battle after another as a template. 325 00:15:48.000 --> 00:15:50.759 The acting credits at the fake movie poster were attributed 326 00:15:50.799 --> 00:15:54.799 to President Trump, Vice President Vance, Secretary of Defense. I'm 327 00:15:54.799 --> 00:15:57.440 not saying Secretary of War because that's not officially the title. 328 00:15:57.480 --> 00:16:00.200 Despite what the White House says, Secretary of Defense Pete 329 00:16:00.240 --> 00:16:03.840 Hegseth and Prime Minister of Israel Benjamin Nett Yahoo a 330 00:16:03.919 --> 00:16:07.679 fake quote from Jeffrey Epstein reads a great distraction with 331 00:16:07.759 --> 00:16:10.759 the words from the directors of the Gaza Genocide. On 332 00:16:10.879 --> 00:16:13.840 the fake poster, where you would normally see Leonardo DiCaprio, 333 00:16:14.039 --> 00:16:17.799 the pranksters replaced Leo's face with Trump, scenes of war, 334 00:16:17.879 --> 00:16:20.679 an explosion of fire and smoke, and a war torn city. 335 00:16:21.240 --> 00:16:24.200 A spokesperson for Everyone Hates Elon said, after promising no 336 00:16:24.279 --> 00:16:26.840 foreign wars, it turns out Donald Trump wants one battle 337 00:16:26.879 --> 00:16:29.879 after another. The group added spoiler, you already know who 338 00:16:29.960 --> 00:16:31.919 dies in this film, and it's not just the bad guys, 339 00:16:31.960 --> 00:16:35.320 it's American service people and schoolgirls in Iran. The White 340 00:16:35.320 --> 00:16:38.720 House was not happy with Jimmy Kimmel. Kimmel was presenting 341 00:16:38.720 --> 00:16:41.159 the award for Best Documentary Feature. At one point he 342 00:16:41.200 --> 00:16:43.440 said the following line. He didn't say who was referring to, 343 00:16:43.639 --> 00:16:45.600 but what Jimmy said was, oh man, he's going to 344 00:16:45.639 --> 00:16:48.320 be mad. His wife wasn't nominated for this. It is 345 00:16:48.399 --> 00:16:52.039 assumed that he would be Donald Trump and his wife 346 00:16:52.080 --> 00:16:54.600 would be Milania, who had a documentary that was not 347 00:16:54.799 --> 00:16:58.960 nominated for Best Documentary Feature. White House Communications director Stephen 348 00:16:59.080 --> 00:17:02.519 Chung fire off a tweet. He shared a clip of 349 00:17:02.639 --> 00:17:05.720 Kimmel's joke and called Jimmy Kimmel a classless hack who 350 00:17:05.759 --> 00:17:09.920 was self projecting his depression and sadness onto others. I'm 351 00:17:09.960 --> 00:17:12.319 not sure I agree with that assessment. The White House 352 00:17:12.319 --> 00:17:14.559 Communications director had more to say about Jimmy kim Well, 353 00:17:14.640 --> 00:17:18.039 writing he lives a pathetic existence where nobody, not even 354 00:17:18.039 --> 00:17:21.599 his family, enjoys his miserable company. The only people giving 355 00:17:21.640 --> 00:17:24.799 him any attention are Hollywood elites, and then all caps 356 00:17:24.920 --> 00:17:28.279 bye bye. At the Oscars, Jimmy Kimmel spoke to Variety 357 00:17:28.319 --> 00:17:30.359 and said he was exhausted by having a comment on 358 00:17:30.400 --> 00:17:32.759 the President on a show each night. Kimmell said, we 359 00:17:32.759 --> 00:17:34.680 live in a ridiculous country. We always lived in a 360 00:17:34.759 --> 00:17:37.400 ridiculous country, but it was always ridiculous in a fun 361 00:17:37.440 --> 00:17:40.319 mister T kind of way. Meeting the guy from the 362 00:17:40.359 --> 00:17:42.960 A team in Rocky three, Kimmell said, now we've got 363 00:17:42.960 --> 00:17:47.440 a different mister T. Ver Dawes was on Instagram, he 364 00:17:47.519 --> 00:17:50.079 answered a not asked question why does an India do 365 00:17:50.160 --> 00:17:52.200 a Gervais or even a Conan style hosting of a 366 00:17:52.200 --> 00:17:55.599 major film awards? Well as someone who wrote the script 367 00:17:55.599 --> 00:17:59.079 from many Indian awards for five years, Here's why. The 368 00:17:59.079 --> 00:18:01.200 point of having comedian host en roast the Oscars or 369 00:18:01.240 --> 00:18:04.559 Film Awards is that for night a jester would humanize 370 00:18:04.599 --> 00:18:06.640 the most beautiful chosen people in the world since they 371 00:18:06.640 --> 00:18:09.000 were being celebrated already. That's what any joke is a 372 00:18:09.000 --> 00:18:12.559 punch up here, meaning India story goes won't take a 373 00:18:12.640 --> 00:18:14.880 joke from anyone not at their level. Ironically, the big 374 00:18:14.920 --> 00:18:16.839 of the star who hosts the trigger it's gonna be 375 00:18:16.839 --> 00:18:19.200 because like three people are at that level. So a 376 00:18:19.279 --> 00:18:21.519 huge star hosting works for the people in the room, 377 00:18:21.559 --> 00:18:24.680 just not always funny for the people watching, simply because 378 00:18:24.680 --> 00:18:28.119 the power balance is off. Since it is Saint Patrick's day, 379 00:18:28.119 --> 00:18:30.680 I do want to get this story in. We'll clear 380 00:18:30.720 --> 00:18:34.039 this out. Conan was on Kimmel last week and shared 381 00:18:34.039 --> 00:18:36.640 how a recent trip to Ireland and the story of 382 00:18:36.640 --> 00:18:39.200 his great grandfather gave him a new perspective on immigration. 383 00:18:39.480 --> 00:18:41.680 One year ago today, I was in Dublin at the 384 00:18:41.720 --> 00:18:44.839 Saint Patrick's Day Parade. It was fantastic. They are much 385 00:18:44.839 --> 00:18:46.599 better at the Saint Patrick's Day Parade than the New 386 00:18:46.640 --> 00:18:48.680 York City one. Love it from New York, but it's 387 00:18:48.720 --> 00:18:50.799 just cops and firemen and bagpipes and more cops and 388 00:18:50.799 --> 00:18:53.160 more firemen and more cops and more bagpipes. The one 389 00:18:53.200 --> 00:18:56.119 in Dublin is more like the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade. It 390 00:18:56.200 --> 00:18:58.599 was tons of fun with like really cool floats. I 391 00:18:58.759 --> 00:19:01.119 digress and the show's long enough. Freddy today, John, get 392 00:19:01.200 --> 00:19:03.119 to it, okay. Coda O'Brian said, I went back to 393 00:19:03.160 --> 00:19:05.759 Ireland and I saw a great genealogist who said, I 394 00:19:05.759 --> 00:19:09.160 found where your great grandfather's home was. No home is gone, 395 00:19:09.240 --> 00:19:10.920 but he found the little spot where he lived near 396 00:19:10.960 --> 00:19:13.640 the Gallbali Mountains. He said, I'll go there and I'll 397 00:19:13.640 --> 00:19:15.200 show it to you, and I said, we'll do it 398 00:19:15.200 --> 00:19:17.720 on camera. Conan said, I was expecting have these jokes 399 00:19:17.799 --> 00:19:19.440 loaded up, we had props and funny things we were 400 00:19:19.440 --> 00:19:20.720 going to do. But I got there and I didn't 401 00:19:20.720 --> 00:19:22.559