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<v Speaker 1>The fuck that's of the day. We make you look

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<v Speaker 1>smart in front of your buddies. It's the fuck that's

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<v Speaker 1>to the.

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<v Speaker 2>Day and bolt prediction by Adam it's gonna win the

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<v Speaker 2>whole thing next year that it's like, yeah, okay, there's

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<v Speaker 2>a couple of guys that have won it before twice,

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<v Speaker 2>but nobody's ever wanted two times back to back. It's

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<v Speaker 2>a tall order. Yo, hol Yo Rodney, good morning. He

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<v Speaker 2>had the white Ridney, the other white Rodney. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>the other white meat.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Hostess. They made potato chips with orange, cherry and grape

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<v Speaker 2>flavors in the nineteen seventies. It's a good chance you

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<v Speaker 2>never saw him. The unleashed them to those Canadians and uh,

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<v Speaker 2>and they failed miserably. I can see why I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want sweetness mixed in with my chips. Okay, if you

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<v Speaker 2>wanna put a little sweetness on nuts, that's fine. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want sweetness on my chips. I just don't I

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<v Speaker 2>want them. I don't want to want you. I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, yeah, of course I watch sweetness on my nuts.

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<v Speaker 2>That's bad, but I don't want any. I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>candy and chips mixed together. I like the separation there,

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<v Speaker 2>love chips. The Twelve Days of Christmas starts on Christmas

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<v Speaker 2>Day ends on January five. It is fo who thought

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<v Speaker 2>it was the days leading up to Christmas? I did too,

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<v Speaker 2>Hell I thought so. Yeah, starts on Christmas, so you

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<v Speaker 2>get the first partridge a pear tree. You get that

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<v Speaker 2>for the first day, and yeah, you know what, three

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<v Speaker 2>French hands finally before he sings the whole thing. Unless

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<v Speaker 2>you want to sing the whole thing, please go ahead.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, the guy almost started singing a little

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<v Speaker 2>singing for you later on the show. Really okay, Wow, wow,

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<v Speaker 2>glad I woke up this morning. The first ever text

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<v Speaker 2>message was sent on December third, nineteen ninety two, the

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<v Speaker 2>message Merry Christmas. That's neat my first text text message

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<v Speaker 2>ever when I moved here two thousand and four. It's

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<v Speaker 2>the fun that to the.

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<v Speaker 1>Day we make you look smart in front of your bodies.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the fun that to the day