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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let you taco

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<v Speaker 2>one on one one w jr R. But you're freaking

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<v Speaker 2>idiots night. Remember we got cash that you can win

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<v Speaker 2>this morning. Still Rock the Bank. First keyword be right

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<v Speaker 2>after you say it. We play it at nine.

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<v Speaker 1>Now that's Rock the Bank, not to be confused with

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<v Speaker 1>Rock the Country. You can win tickets for that if

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<v Speaker 1>you vote for you say it, we play.

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<v Speaker 2>Who's the Artist this morning? You're having a say on

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<v Speaker 2>Shine Down?

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<v Speaker 3>Cool?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, tell us which of the three shinedout songs you

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<v Speaker 1>want to hear?

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<v Speaker 2>A right one with most votes will play, so you

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<v Speaker 2>can do that in the next fifteen minutes or so.

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<v Speaker 2>That be fantastic.

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<v Speaker 1>And then we just randomly picked the person for Rock

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<v Speaker 1>the Country.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, I think Billy Corky has had a little run

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<v Speaker 2>of bad luck with his T shop that he had.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, Adam Suzu's tea shop in Highland Park, just

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<v Speaker 2>outside Chicago. T shop for the second time in six

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<v Speaker 2>months of cars crashed through the front of the t shop.

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<v Speaker 2>If you remember what I told you about this six

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<v Speaker 2>months ago when it happened the mini Cooper went crashing

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<v Speaker 2>through and nearly took out his mother in law who

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<v Speaker 2>was who works.

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<v Speaker 1>There, mm hmm. And he was probably afterwards thinking, damn it,

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<v Speaker 1>it was so close.

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<v Speaker 2>I think they have an okay relationship and she's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be fine. But yesterday another car or the day before,

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<v Speaker 2>crashed right through the front of Madame Zusue's T shop.

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<v Speaker 2>We got Billy's got to invest in some of those

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<v Speaker 2>liquor store polls.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, why did they have those T shop?

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<v Speaker 1>Don't ask, because we know why they're outside the booze stores.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, it is a mini Cooper that crashed into

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<v Speaker 1>the T shop.

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<v Speaker 3>What are you saying, Taco Bob?

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<v Speaker 1>It's a three letter word, right, TuS Kay, let's have

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<v Speaker 1>a spot of tea.

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<v Speaker 3>Hold on, just a damn second here, did I spell

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<v Speaker 3>tea wrong? No? No, I just.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never heard that equated with a lifestyle preference. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>move all think about that the next time I'm having

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<v Speaker 2>my green tea.

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<v Speaker 3>You drink green teelage.

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<v Speaker 2>I drink the public's green tea. I mean, I'm proud

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<v Speaker 2>of it comes in a gallon jug. I'm proud of

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<v Speaker 2>you for that. That's cool. I had add a little

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<v Speaker 2>lemon to it so refreshing, especially when it gets warm out.

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<v Speaker 1>How does that do with caffeine? Because I've thought about

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<v Speaker 1>doing the green tea and then, but you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, I'm all about caffeine, so I hope it's loaded

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<v Speaker 2>with it. Okay, but I'm asking for me. I have

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<v Speaker 2>no clue. I'm assuming it probably use caffeine. If anybody

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<v Speaker 2>green tea, I know it'll vary. But green tea in

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<v Speaker 2>a comparison to like a diet coke, because man, the

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<v Speaker 2>diet coke combined with that massive concussion ad making me

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<v Speaker 2>shake a little. I think I'm gonna have to get

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<v Speaker 2>off the coke.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm talking, keep your head out of there.

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<v Speaker 2>This is pretty slimy here in Pennsylvania. A Pennsylvania funeral

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<v Speaker 2>home director allegedly built sixty five hundred people out of

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<v Speaker 2>more than six hundred and fifty thousand dollars by promising

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<v Speaker 2>to cremate their cats and dogs, but instead dumped the

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<v Speaker 2>animal carcasses at the landfill and then gave the pet

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<v Speaker 2>owner some fake Ashes's going, hell, what exactly are fake ashes?

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<v Speaker 2>They came from something? And he's a funeral director. Are

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<v Speaker 2>some families getting shorted on their ashes and you're passing

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<v Speaker 2>their ashes off as dog cat remains. This guy's all

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<v Speaker 2>around karma. Six Son of a Bitch seventy year old

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<v Speaker 2>Patrick Vereb charged with multiple felony counts.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it made it not as serious when you

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<v Speaker 1>know it was cats and dogs, but those are still

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<v Speaker 1>people's family members. Well, and then the fact that you,

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<v Speaker 1>as you insinuated, he's probably skimming off of people's ash

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<v Speaker 1>oh man, getting off their ashes. Maybe it's let's just

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<v Speaker 1>hope it's barbecue girl stuff. You know, like you open

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<v Speaker 1>up the ashes and say a prayer and there's a

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<v Speaker 1>piece of grizzle. Yeah that when you're cooking barbecue saws

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<v Speaker 1>how it drips from the grill and then burns and

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<v Speaker 1>sticks there.

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<v Speaker 2>They look like tar balls.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they're like glaciers.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, or.

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<v Speaker 3>That's that's.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't isn't there usually a separate facility for the dog

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<v Speaker 2>and cat cremation?

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<v Speaker 3>I would think it's just kind of weird.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Maybe I don't know if this was like a

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<v Speaker 2>moonlighting thing or do you did you you didn't have

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<v Speaker 2>your uh departed petch cremated?

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<v Speaker 1>No, they're out in the yard several different places every

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<v Speaker 1>now and then. I see dig marks where something's trying

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<v Speaker 1>to get at him and they're still freshies.

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<v Speaker 2>You didn't put him like in a tupperware container or anything. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I was in a rush. We were going on vacation.

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<v Speaker 2>That was the big fluffy white one that was do

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<v Speaker 2>you oh? I never told this on the air. We're

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<v Speaker 2>getting ready to go on vacation.

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<v Speaker 3>I noticed that.

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<v Speaker 2>Inconvenient for a pet to die.

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<v Speaker 3>I noticed the cat was sick.

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<v Speaker 1>It was young, but I noticed the cat was sick,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm thinking, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 3>Next morning, it was sick, all right, I found it.

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<v Speaker 1>It was I was going to change the litter and

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<v Speaker 1>feed the cats before we went on vacation. And could

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<v Speaker 1>you imagine starting a vacation with that. I had to

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<v Speaker 1>walk in.

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<v Speaker 3>And say cat died, wife, because what how? He was

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<v Speaker 3>only four years old.

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<v Speaker 1>It ate this poisonous vine, this little pumpkin thing off

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<v Speaker 1>the vine, not a pumpkin, but it looks like it,

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<v Speaker 1>and uh, yes, I go.

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<v Speaker 3>You're upset. I had to find it, and I had to.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Luckily I had a big snowshovel out and out in

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<v Speaker 1>the yard, you know, for leaves.

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<v Speaker 2>Wes Scantman, our buddy from puddle of muddle mud to

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<v Speaker 2>carry the cat as well. We understand. So what a

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<v Speaker 2>west do man. This is a this is a rock

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<v Speaker 2>filled idiotoll. It is refreshing to find him not being

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<v Speaker 2>in the news for screwing up some live performance or

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<v Speaker 2>being incarcerated again burning down a house. He he showed.

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<v Speaker 2>He showed up in his car at a Jiffy loube.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess he does. One of the guys there, and uh,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess he wanted to run some of his new

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<v Speaker 2>music from Puddle of Mud by a one of the

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<v Speaker 2>Jiffy Lube workers.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey dancing here? Yeah, tell Wesley here, Samson.

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<v Speaker 2>Like the saw some dude walks up.

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<v Speaker 3>Samson's dancing to it.

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<v Speaker 2>I got the video footage all this on our Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 1>Meanwhile, everybody in the Jiffy lubees probably going, could you

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<v Speaker 1>turn that crap down?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you gotta keep watching this thing. And some of

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<v Speaker 2>the other workers come out. They don't know who the

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<v Speaker 2>hell wes scantling much less Puddle of Mud are. It's

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<v Speaker 2>like this is I'm in a band and we'll get

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<v Speaker 2>some new music just coming out. I just wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>get some vibes on it.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my, I see all the.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys, Sampson, the one with the Sampson's the guy the

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<v Speaker 1>the little black guy with the phone.

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<v Speaker 3>Or he's the one with the sideburns. Okay, yeah, he's

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<v Speaker 3>not the one with the big beard.

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<v Speaker 1>No, okay, I don't think so. I think that's the

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<v Speaker 1>guy that said, who the hell are you? Hey, aren't

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<v Speaker 1>you the guy that has the worst concert luck ever?

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<v Speaker 1>Like you get so wasted you can't sing your own song.

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<v Speaker 1>You might need help. I mean, I'm running the Jiffy lube.

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<v Speaker 1>But oh god, oh now I see Samson dancing.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, wow, West is looking.

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<v Speaker 2>West sped off and right into a T shop somewhere

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<v Speaker 2>next time.

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<v Speaker 3>Jay R R