Speaker 1: A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.
Speaker 2: Welcome to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let you taco
Speaker 2: one on one one w jr R. But you're freaking
Speaker 2: idiots night. Remember we got cash that you can win
Speaker 2: this morning. Still Rock the Bank. First keyword be right
Speaker 2: after you say it. We play it at nine.
Speaker 1: Now that's Rock the Bank, not to be confused with
Speaker 1: Rock the Country. You can win tickets for that if
Speaker 1: you vote for you say it, we play.
Speaker 2: Who's the Artist this morning? You're having a say on
Speaker 2: Shine Down?
Speaker 3: Cool?
Speaker 1: Yeah, tell us which of the three shinedout songs you
Speaker 1: want to hear?
Speaker 2: A right one with most votes will play, so you
Speaker 2: can do that in the next fifteen minutes or so.
Speaker 2: That be fantastic.
Speaker 1: And then we just randomly picked the person for Rock
Speaker 1: the Country.
Speaker 2: Hey, I think Billy Corky has had a little run
Speaker 2: of bad luck with his T shop that he had.
Speaker 2: You know, Adam Suzu's tea shop in Highland Park, just
Speaker 2: outside Chicago. T shop for the second time in six
Speaker 2: months of cars crashed through the front of the t shop.
Speaker 2: If you remember what I told you about this six
Speaker 2: months ago when it happened the mini Cooper went crashing
Speaker 2: through and nearly took out his mother in law who
Speaker 2: was who works.
Speaker 1: There, mm hmm. And he was probably afterwards thinking, damn it,
Speaker 1: it was so close.
Speaker 2: I think they have an okay relationship and she's gonna
Speaker 2: be fine. But yesterday another car or the day before,
Speaker 2: crashed right through the front of Madame Zusue's T shop.
Speaker 2: We got Billy's got to invest in some of those
Speaker 2: liquor store polls.
Speaker 3: Yeah, why did they have those T shop?
Speaker 1: Don't ask, because we know why they're outside the booze stores.
Speaker 1: Of course, it is a mini Cooper that crashed into
Speaker 1: the T shop.
Speaker 3: What are you saying, Taco Bob?
Speaker 1: It's a three letter word, right, TuS Kay, let's have
Speaker 1: a spot of tea.
Speaker 3: Hold on, just a damn second here, did I spell
Speaker 3: tea wrong? No? No, I just.
Speaker 2: I've never heard that equated with a lifestyle preference. Let's
Speaker 2: move all think about that the next time I'm having
Speaker 2: my green tea.
Speaker 3: You drink green teelage.
Speaker 2: I drink the public's green tea. I mean, I'm proud
Speaker 2: of it comes in a gallon jug. I'm proud of
Speaker 2: you for that. That's cool. I had add a little
Speaker 2: lemon to it so refreshing, especially when it gets warm out.
Speaker 1: How does that do with caffeine? Because I've thought about
Speaker 1: doing the green tea and then, but you.
Speaker 2: Know, I'm all about caffeine, so I hope it's loaded
Speaker 2: with it. Okay, but I'm asking for me. I have
Speaker 2: no clue. I'm assuming it probably use caffeine. If anybody
Speaker 2: green tea, I know it'll vary. But green tea in
Speaker 2: a comparison to like a diet coke, because man, the
Speaker 2: diet coke combined with that massive concussion ad making me
Speaker 2: shake a little. I think I'm gonna have to get
Speaker 2: off the coke.
Speaker 3: No, I'm talking, keep your head out of there.
Speaker 2: This is pretty slimy here in Pennsylvania. A Pennsylvania funeral
Speaker 2: home director allegedly built sixty five hundred people out of
Speaker 2: more than six hundred and fifty thousand dollars by promising
Speaker 2: to cremate their cats and dogs, but instead dumped the
Speaker 2: animal carcasses at the landfill and then gave the pet
Speaker 2: owner some fake Ashes's going, hell, what exactly are fake ashes?
Speaker 2: They came from something? And he's a funeral director. Are
Speaker 2: some families getting shorted on their ashes and you're passing
Speaker 2: their ashes off as dog cat remains. This guy's all
Speaker 2: around karma. Six Son of a Bitch seventy year old
Speaker 2: Patrick Vereb charged with multiple felony counts.
Speaker 1: I mean it made it not as serious when you
Speaker 1: know it was cats and dogs, but those are still
Speaker 1: people's family members. Well, and then the fact that you,
Speaker 1: as you insinuated, he's probably skimming off of people's ash
Speaker 1: oh man, getting off their ashes. Maybe it's let's just
Speaker 1: hope it's barbecue girl stuff. You know, like you open
Speaker 1: up the ashes and say a prayer and there's a
Speaker 1: piece of grizzle. Yeah that when you're cooking barbecue saws
Speaker 1: how it drips from the grill and then burns and
Speaker 1: sticks there.
Speaker 2: They look like tar balls.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like glaciers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, or.
Speaker 3: That's that's.
Speaker 2: Don't isn't there usually a separate facility for the dog
Speaker 2: and cat cremation?
Speaker 3: I would think it's just kind of weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Maybe I don't know if this was like a
Speaker 2: moonlighting thing or do you did you you didn't have
Speaker 2: your uh departed petch cremated?
Speaker 1: No, they're out in the yard several different places every
Speaker 1: now and then. I see dig marks where something's trying
Speaker 1: to get at him and they're still freshies.
Speaker 2: You didn't put him like in a tupperware container or anything. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I was in a rush. We were going on vacation.
Speaker 2: That was the big fluffy white one that was do
Speaker 2: you oh? I never told this on the air. We're
Speaker 2: getting ready to go on vacation.
Speaker 3: I noticed that.
Speaker 2: Inconvenient for a pet to die.
Speaker 3: I noticed the cat was sick.
Speaker 1: It was young, but I noticed the cat was sick,
Speaker 1: and I'm thinking, what's going on?
Speaker 3: Next morning, it was sick, all right, I found it.
Speaker 1: It was I was going to change the litter and
Speaker 1: feed the cats before we went on vacation. And could
Speaker 1: you imagine starting a vacation with that. I had to
Speaker 1: walk in.
Speaker 3: And say cat died, wife, because what how? He was
Speaker 3: only four years old.
Speaker 1: It ate this poisonous vine, this little pumpkin thing off
Speaker 1: the vine, not a pumpkin, but it looks like it,
Speaker 1: and uh, yes, I go.
Speaker 3: You're upset. I had to find it, and I had to.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Luckily I had a big snowshovel out and out in
Speaker 1: the yard, you know, for leaves.
Speaker 2: Wes Scantman, our buddy from puddle of muddle mud to
Speaker 2: carry the cat as well. We understand. So what a
Speaker 2: west do man. This is a this is a rock
Speaker 2: filled idiotoll. It is refreshing to find him not being
Speaker 2: in the news for screwing up some live performance or
Speaker 2: being incarcerated again burning down a house. He he showed.
Speaker 2: He showed up in his car at a Jiffy loube.
Speaker 2: I guess he does. One of the guys there, and uh,
Speaker 2: I guess he wanted to run some of his new
Speaker 2: music from Puddle of Mud by a one of the
Speaker 2: Jiffy Lube workers.
Speaker 3: Hey dancing here? Yeah, tell Wesley here, Samson.
Speaker 2: Like the saw some dude walks up.
Speaker 3: Samson's dancing to it.
Speaker 2: I got the video footage all this on our Facebook page.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, everybody in the Jiffy lubees probably going, could you
Speaker 1: turn that crap down?
Speaker 2: Well, you gotta keep watching this thing. And some of
Speaker 2: the other workers come out. They don't know who the
Speaker 2: hell wes scantling much less Puddle of Mud are. It's
Speaker 2: like this is I'm in a band and we'll get
Speaker 2: some new music just coming out. I just wanted to
Speaker 2: get some vibes on it.
Speaker 3: Oh my, I see all the.
Speaker 1: Guys, Sampson, the one with the Sampson's the guy the
Speaker 1: the little black guy with the phone.
Speaker 3: Or he's the one with the sideburns. Okay, yeah, he's
Speaker 3: not the one with the big beard.
Speaker 1: No, okay, I don't think so. I think that's the
Speaker 1: guy that said, who the hell are you? Hey, aren't
Speaker 1: you the guy that has the worst concert luck ever?
Speaker 1: Like you get so wasted you can't sing your own song.
Speaker 1: You might need help. I mean, I'm running the Jiffy lube.
Speaker 1: But oh god, oh now I see Samson dancing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, wow, West is looking.
Speaker 2: West sped off and right into a T shop somewhere
Speaker 2: next time.
Speaker 3: Jay R R