WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.199 --> 00:00:04.839 Yeah, what am I gonna say, dude? People people are 2 00:00:04.879 --> 00:00:10.320 losing their ship, ah in in a positive way. I 3 00:00:10.320 --> 00:00:15.640 guess they loved this main event. Everything about Roman Reigns 4 00:00:15.679 --> 00:00:21.120 and seth Rollins got them off their ass. The people 5 00:00:21.199 --> 00:00:24.760 who are they they loved it. Even the people online 6 00:00:24.800 --> 00:00:28.280 on Twitter and Facebook. There was a lot of positive 7 00:00:30.239 --> 00:00:35.759 initial reaction to this. I've I nodded off during the entrance. 8 00:00:39.479 --> 00:00:42.000 I mean I woke up, I saw the majority of 9 00:00:42.000 --> 00:00:44.719 the match, But I mean that really gives you the 10 00:00:44.759 --> 00:00:50.600 mindset of where I'm at. Yeah, this this main event. Yeah, 11 00:00:50.640 --> 00:00:53.479 well I can't even pretend to try with them, Joe, 12 00:00:54.240 --> 00:01:00.759 I just yeah, right, soup. 13 00:01:06.439 --> 00:01:09.079 Well that's it, man? Is that? I guess there's just 14 00:01:09.760 --> 00:01:13.400 a part of this audience that will never get sick 15 00:01:13.439 --> 00:01:14.040 of these two. 16 00:01:14.879 --> 00:01:17.920 I don't know why that's happening. 17 00:01:18.079 --> 00:01:22.840 I mean, I have to assume that his people are 18 00:01:22.879 --> 00:01:25.719 a good portion of them just haven't been here since 19 00:01:25.760 --> 00:01:29.519 the beginning with them. But I was doing the math, 20 00:01:29.560 --> 00:01:33.200 thinking to myself, all right, what year was it again 21 00:01:33.480 --> 00:01:37.280 where seth Rawlins hit fucking Roman Reigns in the back 22 00:01:37.319 --> 00:01:40.840 with the chair. Was that like twenty thirteen, twenty fourteen? 23 00:01:41.159 --> 00:01:45.599 Around that time, I think so. Right, So if a 24 00:01:45.799 --> 00:01:50.319 kid saw that when he was in first grade, he's 25 00:01:50.400 --> 00:01:54.480 going into his sophomore year of college. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, 26 00:01:54.519 --> 00:02:00.760 that's how long ago. That's how long ago this shit happened. 27 00:02:01.879 --> 00:02:06.799 I mean, what are we doing? It's like, hey, remember 28 00:02:06.840 --> 00:02:11.199 when this happened fifteen years ago or thirteen years ago 29 00:02:11.319 --> 00:02:16.280 or whatever. You're just like, oh my god, still we're 30 00:02:16.400 --> 00:02:20.080 still doing this. But then, like you said, maybe we're 31 00:02:20.120 --> 00:02:22.599 just both way off base because there's a lot of 32 00:02:22.599 --> 00:02:25.599 people or at least the people online or see and 33 00:02:25.439 --> 00:02:29.599 they're just going, oh my god, this is some long 34 00:02:29.919 --> 00:02:35.199 term story telling, a long storytelling, And you're like, god. 35 00:02:35.400 --> 00:02:38.840 It doesn't help how much coal glazes both of these 36 00:02:38.879 --> 00:02:40.879 guys in the main event. And and I get that's 37 00:02:40.919 --> 00:02:44.280 part of his job, right, Like, yes, it's his job 38 00:02:44.400 --> 00:02:46.919 to get people into it and invest it in Roman 39 00:02:47.000 --> 00:02:51.800 and Seth. But if he did his job even halfway 40 00:02:51.960 --> 00:02:55.599 on the level for anybody else, everybody else in this 41 00:02:55.680 --> 00:02:59.639 company would be insanely over the way he talks about 42 00:02:59.719 --> 00:03:03.800 Seth rollins and Roman reigns, you would have thought wrestling 43 00:03:03.919 --> 00:03:07.360 started because of these two. There has never been another 44 00:03:07.479 --> 00:03:11.439 wrestler before Roman reigns and Seth Rollins. 45 00:03:12.000 --> 00:03:14.360 And the funny thing is it's like even Wade Barra 46 00:03:14.479 --> 00:03:18.360 being like schid Rowling's wanted the best to ever do it. 47 00:03:18.520 --> 00:03:21.840 I'm like, come again to whom? 48 00:03:22.439 --> 00:03:22.639 Right? 49 00:03:23.039 --> 00:03:25.680 How many wrestlers have you seen, Wade? I mean, once again, 50 00:03:25.680 --> 00:03:29.159 I get you're doing your job, but this is exhausting 51 00:03:29.439 --> 00:03:32.479 to hear people talk about these guys like they're the 52 00:03:32.560 --> 00:03:35.280 fucking the best thing that it's ever happened to wrestling. 53 00:03:35.759 --> 00:03:38.319 And respectful people too, right, Like, we get it. I 54 00:03:39.120 --> 00:03:41.400 get Michael Cole's doing his job. I'm sure he's getting 55 00:03:41.479 --> 00:03:46.240 yelled at by Vince McMahon Junior out there telling him 56 00:03:46.240 --> 00:03:48.560 what to say in the fucking head piece. And I'm 57 00:03:48.560 --> 00:03:50.840 sure you know Wade Barrett's just going along to get 58 00:03:50.840 --> 00:03:53.680 a long guy. But I mean, when you start seeing 59 00:03:53.680 --> 00:03:59.240 your peers, when you start seeing people online just openly, dude. 60 00:03:59.280 --> 00:04:04.120 I saw a w I saw WWE haters, aw fans 61 00:04:04.120 --> 00:04:06.800 glazing that this was the best main event that they've 62 00:04:06.840 --> 00:04:09.960 ever seen in WWE. I'm like, what the fuck is 63 00:04:10.000 --> 00:04:10.560 going on? 64 00:04:11.400 --> 00:04:15.479 That's that's that's recency bias if I've ever heard it. 65 00:04:15.520 --> 00:04:16.120 You know what I mean? 66 00:04:17.079 --> 00:04:20.439 I know you guys love your aew but is that 67 00:04:20.480 --> 00:04:24.160 where we're going. This is the only thing that people 68 00:04:24.199 --> 00:04:27.720 can agree on, is that Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins 69 00:04:27.759 --> 00:04:30.079 are apparently the best wrestlers in the world. 70 00:04:31.160 --> 00:04:35.720 Will listen. I always hated the talk of you know, 71 00:04:35.839 --> 00:04:39.279 Kenny Omega's the greatest, and will Oshpray is the best 72 00:04:39.319 --> 00:04:41.199 wrestler in the world, and all these other people. And 73 00:04:41.240 --> 00:04:44.439 I'm like, with all of that said, your case for 74 00:04:44.560 --> 00:04:49.759 Roman Reigns instead of being that is very poor as well, 75 00:04:50.480 --> 00:04:52.720 you know what I mean, Like what we get it. 76 00:04:52.759 --> 00:04:56.319 The guy has been pushed for a decade and a half. 77 00:04:57.199 --> 00:05:01.319 So once again there are people that the first the 78 00:05:01.319 --> 00:05:05.480 way that older guys, as older cats, we might have 79 00:05:05.519 --> 00:05:09.079 gotten our first wrestling figured it was the the you know, 80 00:05:09.279 --> 00:05:13.360 the plastic Hulk Hogan with the arms that couldn't move, 81 00:05:14.079 --> 00:05:17.959 and we go, oh shit, the hot gu Yes, yeah, 82 00:05:18.800 --> 00:05:22.839 but like for a whole generation of kids, that's Roman Reigns. 83 00:05:23.120 --> 00:05:26.480 And so hearing that from my younger fans, like I 84 00:05:26.920 --> 00:05:28.560 couldn't get mad at them for that. 85 00:05:28.639 --> 00:05:30.879 I understand, right, It's the John Cena thing that we 86 00:05:31.000 --> 00:05:33.560 dealt with. We're you know, in our younger days too. 87 00:05:33.600 --> 00:05:35.680 It was the Saint John Cena fans and now in 88 00:05:35.720 --> 00:05:39.439 their forties, you know, and that's that's I understand that 89 00:05:39.519 --> 00:05:42.040 same thing with the Hulkamenia fans and people my age. 90 00:05:42.519 --> 00:05:45.360 You know, everybody grew up loving Hulk Hogan. It's just 91 00:05:46.040 --> 00:05:49.639 I get it. It's like a turn of the generations. 92 00:05:50.120 --> 00:05:55.040 But when Hulk Hogan was, you know, the greatest wrestler 93 00:05:55.079 --> 00:05:57.959 of all time, he wasn't the only one. When when 94 00:05:58.040 --> 00:06:00.680 John Cena was the greatest wrestler of all time, he 95 00:06:00.800 --> 00:06:03.160 wasn't the only one. There were people that share the 96 00:06:03.199 --> 00:06:06.160 limelight with him. There were people that were acknowledged the 97 00:06:06.199 --> 00:06:10.839 way WWE kind of, I guess puts the spotlight on 98 00:06:10.959 --> 00:06:15.639 Seth and Roman. There is nobody else. There's nobody that's 99 00:06:15.680 --> 00:06:20.839 even close, dude. Tonight was actually pretty fucking awesome. I'll 100 00:06:20.839 --> 00:06:25.319 say that I loved tonight. Chad Gable and Penta stole 101 00:06:25.399 --> 00:06:28.680 the show for me, But that's only inking out Kevin 102 00:06:28.720 --> 00:06:34.240 Owen's returning by a smidge, which that was fucking fantastic too, like, 103 00:06:34.920 --> 00:06:38.560 and even the Dan Housen bit, they didn't overhamm it up. 104 00:06:38.680 --> 00:06:40.759 It was as silly and cheesy as it was supposed 105 00:06:40.759 --> 00:06:43.120 to be. If anything. I felt kind of sad a 106 00:06:43.120 --> 00:06:45.279 little bit for Dom, but we'll get to all that. 107 00:06:45.839 --> 00:06:49.560 But I led a solid night too for Summer Slam. 108 00:06:49.759 --> 00:06:52.639 It really was a solid night too. In comparison to 109 00:06:52.720 --> 00:06:56.040 where me and you and John were during Night one, 110 00:06:56.639 --> 00:06:59.759 we all kind of grit our teeth and just bore 111 00:06:59.839 --> 00:07:04.560 it that Night two is gonna suck, and it surprised me. 112 00:07:04.759 --> 00:07:07.439 I was genuinely surprised, you know, I mean, I know, 113 00:07:07.480 --> 00:07:11.079 they had Dave Chappelle open the show and that was great. 114 00:07:11.720 --> 00:07:14.879 Yeah, oh yeah, yeah it was. It was weird to 115 00:07:14.920 --> 00:07:17.639 see him sing like that. He's not usually a guy. 116 00:07:17.560 --> 00:07:21.360 That Yeah, if you closed your eyes, you could absolutely 117 00:07:21.399 --> 00:07:22.800 hear Dave Chappelle tell the joke. 118 00:07:23.240 --> 00:07:25.839 You know. Do you want to know what was actually 119 00:07:25.879 --> 00:07:29.399 the most surprising thing to me when they announced Woody 120 00:07:29.480 --> 00:07:33.240 there is there like a three time Grammy Award winner. 121 00:07:33.279 --> 00:07:38.399 I'm like, whody only has three Grammys? I feel like, 122 00:07:38.439 --> 00:07:40.000 who should have more Grammys? 123 00:07:40.360 --> 00:07:44.800 He was right, I know, right, well he was just 124 00:07:44.920 --> 00:07:48.199 actually rob Joe like, oh yeah. 125 00:07:47.920 --> 00:07:50.519 Yeah he got them. Well no, but like I was 126 00:07:50.959 --> 00:07:54.160 laughing thinking about that because I'm going, well, he had 127 00:07:54.199 --> 00:07:57.480 that fucking the giant hoodie and the Bluefish album, and 128 00:07:57.519 --> 00:07:59.759 then he's been a country guy for like twenty years. 129 00:08:00.160 --> 00:08:02.800 I don't follow, but I know he does well for himself. 130 00:08:03.240 --> 00:08:05.720 It was just weird where it's like he's only one 131 00:08:05.959 --> 00:08:08.560 three grammys. I feel like I should have more than that. 132 00:08:08.959 --> 00:08:11.319 But then I remembered. I'm like, oh, yeah, he's singing 133 00:08:12.199 --> 00:08:15.639 the National Anthemate Summer Slam for WWE in twenty twenty six. 134 00:08:15.759 --> 00:08:17.439 So maybe I'm overestimating. 135 00:08:17.560 --> 00:08:22.160 Maybe I'm I mean, he's no, he's no Lil Yati, No. 136 00:08:21.879 --> 00:08:24.439 No, no, no, no, he's no triplacious kid. 137 00:08:24.720 --> 00:08:25.720 You know all that either. 138 00:08:25.839 --> 00:08:28.800 Yeah, how many Grammys do you think she's gonna buy? 139 00:08:28.879 --> 00:08:37.240 I mean, when uh steal from some poor person that 140 00:08:37.360 --> 00:08:38.679 writes the music for her. 141 00:08:38.879 --> 00:08:41.399 Now, she was just waiting outside with with a fucking 142 00:08:41.440 --> 00:08:43.679 monkey wrench for Hoodie. 143 00:08:46.200 --> 00:08:48.559 She's like, I'm taking the song and you just hear. 144 00:08:48.720 --> 00:08:53.039 She's like, I'm such a baby because the manities make 145 00:08:53.120 --> 00:08:56.320 me cry. You're like, hey, that's Hoody song. You stole that. 146 00:08:56.639 --> 00:09:00.639 She's like, yeah, you prove it, prove it at lawyers. 147 00:09:00.679 --> 00:09:00.919 Pal. 148 00:09:01.759 --> 00:09:08.679 Uh yeah, man, I have no idea who I mean, 149 00:09:08.720 --> 00:09:11.039 I do know who this is for. Like we've already 150 00:09:11.080 --> 00:09:14.440 mentioned it like, these have got to be people who 151 00:09:14.559 --> 00:09:18.000 are younger or have bought into the nostalgia of the 152 00:09:18.039 --> 00:09:21.279 story with the Shield, which at this point, it's like, 153 00:09:21.320 --> 00:09:25.600 we're still fucking talking about the Shield. Yeah, come on, 154 00:09:26.879 --> 00:09:29.759 nothing else. I mean, you'd swear it was the only 155 00:09:29.799 --> 00:09:32.320 thing that has happened in wrestling in two decades. 156 00:09:32.720 --> 00:09:35.320 But that's literally my point. That's what I was saying, 157 00:09:35.480 --> 00:09:38.759 is like if Michael Cole and everybody else would just 158 00:09:38.799 --> 00:09:41.720 open up their eyes or or at least stop glazing 159 00:09:41.759 --> 00:09:46.200 them so hard, I just I don't know it, it's 160 00:09:46.240 --> 00:09:48.559 just bothersome. There was those comments that you even put 161 00:09:48.639 --> 00:09:52.200 up when you and Dan were talking about Triple H 162 00:09:52.840 --> 00:09:55.600 talking about was it guys like Damian Priest need to 163 00:09:55.600 --> 00:09:57.759 try harder if he wants the limelight or some shit 164 00:09:57.840 --> 00:09:58.039 like that. 165 00:09:58.159 --> 00:10:00.519 Oh yeah, yeah, well you know what, it's one gets 166 00:10:00.559 --> 00:10:05.200 over no nine pursuit of the time. We push them 167 00:10:05.279 --> 00:10:09.799 up my fucking ass cheeks. Your dude, dude, come on right, 168 00:10:10.759 --> 00:10:15.759 It's it's just he needs to Whatever people want to 169 00:10:15.759 --> 00:10:19.679 say about his writing or whatever it might be, he 170 00:10:19.799 --> 00:10:22.080 is not a person that they should have talking in 171 00:10:22.120 --> 00:10:25.360 these press conferences because he's so smug. 172 00:10:26.000 --> 00:10:30.759 He's so ah, he's always always been bad at it, 173 00:10:30.799 --> 00:10:32.600 though it's not even like, oh, this is some new 174 00:10:32.639 --> 00:10:36.039 development because of you know, his contention for the IWC 175 00:10:36.600 --> 00:10:39.320 Triple h has always been bad at public speaking. 176 00:10:39.200 --> 00:10:41.759 Whether it was a bunch of people or one on 177 00:10:41.759 --> 00:10:46.159 one with an interviewer, he's just he's so damn it 178 00:10:46.320 --> 00:10:48.720 justles over some words. Yeah. 179 00:10:49.000 --> 00:10:52.080 Yeah, every time he does one of these things, it 180 00:10:52.120 --> 00:10:55.120 makes me think of somebody doing a best man's speech. 181 00:10:55.440 --> 00:11:00.360 But they keep fucking up and like burying the in 182 00:11:00.399 --> 00:11:02.720 the groom. Do you know what I mean where he's 183 00:11:02.799 --> 00:11:05.600 just like, god, man, I don't I don't know how 184 00:11:05.600 --> 00:11:08.960 we got a girl like this. I mean, Jesus, she's 185 00:11:09.039 --> 00:11:12.440 so much better looking than him. Andy's got herpies, Like 186 00:11:12.519 --> 00:11:16.159 this makes no sense. And you're like, dude, you're supposed 187 00:11:16.200 --> 00:11:20.480 to be helping here. He's like, oh shit, yeah, you're right, 188 00:11:20.519 --> 00:11:21.240 that's a good point. 189 00:11:22.279 --> 00:11:22.399 Uh. 190 00:11:22.759 --> 00:11:25.799 His mom's fat, and everybody knows how fat his mom got. 191 00:11:25.919 --> 00:11:26.840 That's fucking weird. 192 00:11:26.879 --> 00:11:27.039 Man. 193 00:11:27.080 --> 00:11:31.399 What happened with her menopause really kicked her in the tits. Huh. 194 00:11:31.440 --> 00:11:35.159 There was a shot there, dright in the beginning when 195 00:11:35.159 --> 00:11:37.440 you were talking on herpes. I swear to god. You 196 00:11:37.440 --> 00:11:39.039 look at the top right, it looks like she's got 197 00:11:39.080 --> 00:11:39.759 herpi's lip. 198 00:11:40.279 --> 00:11:45.639 No, it's just horrible injections. Yeah and they and this 199 00:11:45.799 --> 00:11:50.519 is all. This is what anybody can do with this point. 200 00:11:50.559 --> 00:11:54.519 It's not even impressive. The big the big fake filler 201 00:11:54.759 --> 00:11:57.559 and the glasses and the extensions. 202 00:11:56.879 --> 00:12:02.440 Like could be herpes lip isn't around, she's you know. 203 00:12:04.399 --> 00:12:06.600 Well, I mean that guy's gonna have to change his tattoo. 204 00:12:06.639 --> 00:12:14.879 I guess, right, isn't that. No, let's listen. I'm not 205 00:12:14.919 --> 00:12:17.279 trying to be too too mean. I don't know these 206 00:12:17.320 --> 00:12:20.159 people at all in any capacity, but if you're with 207 00:12:20.200 --> 00:12:22.720 someone for like three months and get a tattoo of them, 208 00:12:22.799 --> 00:12:27.559 you're a fucking moron. Like sorry, like just just as 209 00:12:27.600 --> 00:12:31.679 like a reasonable adult who also has tattoos. If you're 210 00:12:31.759 --> 00:12:36.120 making that choice, you're pretty dumb. Yeah, you're dumb. Guy, 211 00:12:36.559 --> 00:12:38.919 like or woman too, where like I've seen women do 212 00:12:39.080 --> 00:12:41.759 that too, where they get some dudes name tattooed on 213 00:12:41.840 --> 00:12:44.120 the like, oh god, that's a death sentence right there, 214 00:12:44.799 --> 00:12:48.960 Like you just you doom that relationship. But I mean, 215 00:12:49.000 --> 00:12:52.559 I guess in terms of a doomed relationship, I guess 216 00:12:52.600 --> 00:12:54.720 we should get into this card. Huh. 217 00:12:54.759 --> 00:12:57.240 Well, no, let's take a couple of uh, a couple 218 00:12:57.240 --> 00:12:59.919 of double much love from the people in the chats, 219 00:13:00.039 --> 00:13:03.360 Higler fan for four ninety nine says, you know what, 220 00:13:03.440 --> 00:13:05.600 if they're going to insist on making dom a joke, 221 00:13:06.360 --> 00:13:09.519 couldn't they have waited until he lost the most important 222 00:13:09.559 --> 00:13:12.600 belts in Triple A, the Doric House and stuff reeks 223 00:13:12.600 --> 00:13:16.080 of Russo. I don't even think Russo wants anything to 224 00:13:16.120 --> 00:13:19.080 do with this, because he's been and look, I'm not 225 00:13:19.360 --> 00:13:21.759 gonna say that he's most sound mind when it comes 226 00:13:21.799 --> 00:13:25.679 to creative ideas, but even he recognizes that there's a 227 00:13:25.840 --> 00:13:29.320 lot of problems with the way that these storylines are built. 228 00:13:29.399 --> 00:13:33.600 And I absolutely agree, I absolutely agree. I think Dominic 229 00:13:33.639 --> 00:13:36.320 has turned into a sad sack right before our eyes. 230 00:13:36.360 --> 00:13:39.399 You took one of the hottest heels in the company people. 231 00:13:39.879 --> 00:13:42.720 People loved to boo Dom whether they liked him or not, 232 00:13:42.799 --> 00:13:45.320 it didn't matter, like it was the shtick. Like if 233 00:13:45.519 --> 00:13:49.000 Seth rollins and Roman reigns can have entrances. People love 234 00:13:49.080 --> 00:13:53.399 to boo Dom. That was a pastime, and now it's 235 00:13:53.600 --> 00:13:55.480 he's a church. He's a popcorn fark. 236 00:13:56.320 --> 00:13:59.320 I know. Yeah, And by the way, just JD, I 237 00:13:59.320 --> 00:14:01.600 don't know the iual term for it, but does he 238 00:14:01.720 --> 00:14:06.159 have that fear of little people? Uh phobia or something? 239 00:14:06.360 --> 00:14:08.759 Love that? I would love that a little person with 240 00:14:08.799 --> 00:14:09.759 the fear of little. 241 00:14:09.559 --> 00:14:12.720 People too close to home? 242 00:14:12.879 --> 00:14:13.200 Is that what? 243 00:14:13.240 --> 00:14:13.440 It is? 244 00:14:13.519 --> 00:14:15.960 Fucking awesome? I would love that if that turns out 245 00:14:15.960 --> 00:14:19.159 to be some kind of a god damn creative elements 246 00:14:19.200 --> 00:14:23.679 to JD's character. I can't stand those fucking nudgets. 247 00:14:24.639 --> 00:14:27.600 It's like when gay senators vote against gay rights or 248 00:14:27.759 --> 00:14:30.759 like you just he's He's like, oh, I hate these short, 249 00:14:30.759 --> 00:14:33.320 little fucking people with big heads, and you're like, well. 250 00:14:34.240 --> 00:14:39.200 Yeah, yeah, he's only. 251 00:14:39.000 --> 00:14:43.960 Like six inches taller than the dwarves too. It's kind 252 00:14:43.960 --> 00:14:45.879 of awkward, but he beats the ship out of them. 253 00:14:45.879 --> 00:14:47.440 I do think that's Oh yeah. 254 00:14:47.279 --> 00:14:51.399 He was outside the ring. Yeah, he put the. 255 00:14:51.399 --> 00:14:53.440 Guy up in bodies, lamed him, and that ring did 256 00:14:53.480 --> 00:14:58.960 not move. I was like, oh Jesus, I'm like, I 257 00:14:58.960 --> 00:15:00.879 would have loved to have heard that little like him 258 00:15:00.919 --> 00:15:11.679 hit that man hits the bad that that little bread Yeah. 259 00:15:08.200 --> 00:15:16.000 I a Elino over there getting this ruffed up by JD. 260 00:15:17.799 --> 00:15:26.840 Get say what that buddy saying? Match of the night 261 00:15:27.480 --> 00:15:30.200 j D and a tiny little dwarf man that he 262 00:15:30.240 --> 00:15:32.279 body slams in the ring doesn't move. 263 00:15:33.759 --> 00:15:35.679 If they want to do that for the next three months, 264 00:15:35.679 --> 00:15:38.799 I'm okay with it. Okay, want to do that. Survivorsories 265 00:15:38.840 --> 00:15:44.080 just have become the like goldberg of of little people. 266 00:15:51.080 --> 00:15:55.840 Oh my god, j D. And he comes out till 267 00:15:55.919 --> 00:16:01.559 the dwarf it's in the ring. Mm hmm. What instead 268 00:16:01.559 --> 00:16:04.480 of the jackhammer? It's like what the little jack or 269 00:16:04.519 --> 00:16:07.840 something like that. What we call it the ball peen 270 00:16:07.919 --> 00:16:10.519 hammer or something, but we'll call it doesn't need to 271 00:16:10.519 --> 00:16:12.240 be a jack doesn't need to be that big. 272 00:16:13.039 --> 00:16:16.279 Straight fighter for five says you know, skipped Roman Seth 273 00:16:16.919 --> 00:16:19.320 because I knew it would be the world glazing these two. 274 00:16:19.360 --> 00:16:22.639 And you're not wrong. That's literally what we're watching across 275 00:16:22.720 --> 00:16:27.360 all social media platforms. And again, like Joe even said, 276 00:16:27.440 --> 00:16:30.000 it's it's not so crazy for a lot of these 277 00:16:30.039 --> 00:16:34.240 younger cats to really enjoy them because they were raised 278 00:16:34.279 --> 00:16:37.279 by them, they were raised as shield babies or whatever. 279 00:16:38.480 --> 00:16:41.840 But there's people that are our age and older that 280 00:16:41.919 --> 00:16:44.559 are treating these guys like they're the greatest wrestlers of 281 00:16:44.600 --> 00:16:47.240 all time. That this main event that we watched tonight 282 00:16:47.320 --> 00:16:49.519 was the greatest Summer Slam of all time, and I'm 283 00:16:50.279 --> 00:16:53.879 and I'm struggling to see it. I'm like, there's a 284 00:16:53.960 --> 00:16:57.200 point where the bar has been lowered so much that 285 00:16:57.440 --> 00:17:00.840 I even recognize how many matches that. I like that 286 00:17:01.320 --> 00:17:03.799 even fifteen years ago, sixteen years ago when the show 287 00:17:03.840 --> 00:17:05.720 started out have been like, well, what are you fucking high? 288 00:17:06.440 --> 00:17:08.960 No, I might have been like, well that was pretty mediocre. 289 00:17:08.920 --> 00:17:13.599 Right right, But now it's it's like, I'll just take 290 00:17:13.680 --> 00:17:16.480 whatever WWE gives me. Can you give me just some 291 00:17:16.519 --> 00:17:20.480 reason to be excited? And this main event is not it. 292 00:17:20.720 --> 00:17:22.319 You know what, if I would have cut it off, 293 00:17:23.000 --> 00:17:24.519 if I would have cut it off as soon as 294 00:17:24.519 --> 00:17:27.400 the entrances started, it would have been a lot better 295 00:17:27.440 --> 00:17:29.400 off for me. This would have been a perfect Summer 296 00:17:29.480 --> 00:17:30.160 Slam night too. 297 00:17:30.799 --> 00:17:36.400 Yeah, well, dude, the shtick in general is just so tired. 298 00:17:37.039 --> 00:17:42.599 It's so tiresome. Seth coming out wearing Seth wearing the 299 00:17:42.640 --> 00:17:47.079 outfits again, I'm like, God, who sees this and connects 300 00:17:47.119 --> 00:17:50.160 with this, who sees this and thinks that this is 301 00:17:50.359 --> 00:17:55.880 natural or cool or creative? Like even when they showed 302 00:17:55.960 --> 00:17:58.240 him coming into the building and he's wearing the stupid 303 00:17:58.400 --> 00:18:02.160 shield skull mask. I'm like, okay, just a reminder, folks, 304 00:18:02.599 --> 00:18:07.559 that was cool for five minutes fifteen years ago, right that. 305 00:18:07.559 --> 00:18:09.880 That's like if a wrestler started coming out with the 306 00:18:09.880 --> 00:18:14.839 fucking fidget spinner. Quite literally, he's like, whoa, look, fuck 307 00:18:14.880 --> 00:18:17.920 a fidget spinner. Like it's like that was a cool 308 00:18:18.000 --> 00:18:21.359 thing for not even like everyone. That was like a 309 00:18:21.440 --> 00:18:27.240 Midwest guy like fucking truck driving atv chud guy that 310 00:18:27.359 --> 00:18:29.640 uh you know, I'm going out going out hunted and 311 00:18:29.680 --> 00:18:32.119 putting on my skull face thing. And it's like and 312 00:18:32.160 --> 00:18:34.279 then you know, five years later they were crying about 313 00:18:34.319 --> 00:18:37.200 COVID masks or whatever. But like you just see that 314 00:18:37.279 --> 00:18:40.359 and you go, this is already dated everything about that date. 315 00:18:40.799 --> 00:18:43.319 That's funny you say that, Like Nidos right now, aren't 316 00:18:43.319 --> 00:18:45.720 fetching forty five dollars for a cube? 317 00:18:46.240 --> 00:18:49.640 Yes? Yeah, And imagine if fifteen years from now some 318 00:18:49.759 --> 00:18:57.559 wrestlers coming out squishing a kneedo. Oh yeah yeah, remember 319 00:18:57.640 --> 00:19:01.880 this really helps me, uh stay them correctly. Yeah, it's 320 00:19:02.839 --> 00:19:05.200 that's great, that's great. I can't wait for them to 321 00:19:05.200 --> 00:19:08.920 do that. Whoever the kid is it's in, well, that's it, 322 00:19:09.000 --> 00:19:10.920 not Edi, Well he's up in NXT now. But like 323 00:19:10.960 --> 00:19:13.920 the twenty something year old kids fifty, yeah, they're thirty, 324 00:19:14.079 --> 00:19:16.319 they're like thirty eight years old, and they're like, hey, guys, 325 00:19:16.440 --> 00:19:20.200 remember remember this, Remember when this was the thing, and 326 00:19:20.200 --> 00:19:22.039 it's like, guys, move on. 327 00:19:23.200 --> 00:19:26.599 Can maybe five from David Carridine's closet. Good to see 328 00:19:26.680 --> 00:19:30.599 young upstarts like Baron Corbett getting a shot in twenty 329 00:19:30.640 --> 00:19:33.440 twenty six. You know, we'll get to that in a second. 330 00:19:34.160 --> 00:19:36.039 We'll get to some of these matches. But I definitely 331 00:19:36.079 --> 00:19:37.559 wanted to throw this up there too. I don't know 332 00:19:37.559 --> 00:19:41.559 if you had the chance to see very Corbin entering 333 00:19:41.759 --> 00:19:47.359 with his Harbor Freight shirt right from Walmart. It's fantastic. 334 00:19:48.400 --> 00:19:49.240 And what is this. 335 00:19:49.279 --> 00:19:52.920 Ahead I'm not for everybody, well you know what I 336 00:19:52.960 --> 00:19:57.960 should say, I'm actually for no one. That's yeah, this 337 00:19:58.039 --> 00:20:00.759 is what we can get into that we could talk 338 00:20:00.799 --> 00:20:07.079 more about it. I have no idea who this is for. Like, 339 00:20:07.359 --> 00:20:10.279 even listen, me and you when we don't like shit, 340 00:20:10.720 --> 00:20:13.799 we can at least usually break down most of it 341 00:20:13.839 --> 00:20:16.240 and go Even if this is not for us, this 342 00:20:16.319 --> 00:20:19.079 is for X, y Z of the audience. This is 343 00:20:19.119 --> 00:20:23.440 for this group of people this is for whomever. Baron 344 00:20:23.559 --> 00:20:27.680 korbit coming back after twelve years of getting no reaction 345 00:20:28.240 --> 00:20:32.000 ever ever outside of one time where he faked almost 346 00:20:32.079 --> 00:20:35.279 with mustard on his shirt for a couple months, no 347 00:20:35.400 --> 00:20:37.519 reaction well every. 348 00:20:37.279 --> 00:20:39.799 One time that he beat the shot out of Becky. 349 00:20:39.640 --> 00:20:43.359 Lynch so and then never they never acknowledged it every course, 350 00:20:44.200 --> 00:20:50.200 of course, Jesus Christ, what a fucking horror show that was. God, 351 00:20:50.319 --> 00:20:55.000 that was So I just don't understand outside of of course. 352 00:20:55.079 --> 00:20:57.599 Like and by the way, I'm sure Baron Korba doesn't 353 00:20:57.599 --> 00:21:00.119 care because it's money and it's work, and you know, 354 00:21:00.160 --> 00:21:03.440 he's getting put on television again. But this guy has 355 00:21:03.480 --> 00:21:05.240 to know somewhere in his heart of hearts that he 356 00:21:05.359 --> 00:21:09.000 is literally being paid attention to it all because they're 357 00:21:09.079 --> 00:21:13.079 trying to, you know, in vain push their little serious 358 00:21:13.079 --> 00:21:16.559 wrestling network, that's all it is. And so he can 359 00:21:16.640 --> 00:21:19.599 show up and do the busted open radio with the 360 00:21:19.599 --> 00:21:21.799 belt in front of him, and they can go, this 361 00:21:21.839 --> 00:21:25.559 guy's an authority, he's a champion. 362 00:21:25.880 --> 00:21:28.559 If that's the If that's the case, why why didn't 363 00:21:28.559 --> 00:21:30.559 they put it on Mark Henry out to believe Mark 364 00:21:30.599 --> 00:21:31.559 Henry coming back? 365 00:21:32.160 --> 00:21:35.400 Oh now, now he's not a big tough guy like 366 00:21:35.440 --> 00:21:36.200 Baron Gorbin. 367 00:21:36.720 --> 00:21:39.000 I get Tommy Dreamer out there for one more run. 368 00:21:39.039 --> 00:21:43.000 Come on, now, I believe Tommy Dreamer before him. Yeah, 369 00:21:43.599 --> 00:21:45.759 not even kidding. And I've made fun of Tommy Dreamer 370 00:21:45.799 --> 00:21:49.160 for years for looking like droopy dog. But I just 371 00:21:50.079 --> 00:21:51.559 got a bat that's fucking rough. 372 00:21:51.680 --> 00:21:54.880 So we had Dave Chappelle open up the show and uh, 373 00:21:55.319 --> 00:21:59.400 from there we get the first match. It's supposed to be, Uh, 374 00:22:00.200 --> 00:22:06.400 Sammy's ain out there versus h Jesus Christ. Why am 375 00:22:06.400 --> 00:22:07.440 My blank on it? Right? 376 00:22:08.119 --> 00:22:11.000 You got it? 377 00:22:11.000 --> 00:22:12.319 It was supposed to be. Yeah, it was supposed to 378 00:22:12.359 --> 00:22:16.519 be Sammy's ay and Finn Finn balor Bevin Ballar by 379 00:22:16.519 --> 00:22:19.720 the way, Wow, is he toning up for something? Does 380 00:22:19.720 --> 00:22:22.039 he have a movie coming up? I don't know, but 381 00:22:22.119 --> 00:22:25.920 I like the male genre because Jesus he was ripley 382 00:22:25.960 --> 00:22:27.240 and oily out there tonight. 383 00:22:27.640 --> 00:22:30.519 Well they announced him and it's just it jumped out 384 00:22:30.559 --> 00:22:33.599 at me. They go at one hundred and ninety pounds, 385 00:22:33.839 --> 00:22:36.720 and I'm like, if he's one hundred and ninety pounds, 386 00:22:37.160 --> 00:22:40.519 then I am six hundred and seventy five pounds because 387 00:22:41.839 --> 00:22:44.000 there's not a chance on this fucking earth. That guy's 388 00:22:44.000 --> 00:22:45.079 one hundred and ninety pound. 389 00:22:45.119 --> 00:22:47.559 I don't know. He was very sinewy, very ravishing. Rick 390 00:22:47.640 --> 00:22:51.599 Rude out there tonight, Dude. I was literally waiting for 391 00:22:51.720 --> 00:22:53.960 him to start gyrating with his own face on his 392 00:22:54.079 --> 00:22:58.680 ass like Finn Balor was in eighties mode. You know, 393 00:22:59.279 --> 00:22:59.920 well he's cut. 394 00:23:00.480 --> 00:23:02.880 And by the way, I'm not saying this like, oh, 395 00:23:02.920 --> 00:23:06.480 look at this skinny mini. The guy is an unbelievable 396 00:23:06.599 --> 00:23:07.359 fucking Oh. 397 00:23:07.400 --> 00:23:10.319 He looks crazy. He looks crazy in shape, to the 398 00:23:10.359 --> 00:23:12.839 point where I was like, is he leaving WW to 399 00:23:12.880 --> 00:23:15.640 go to Hollywood or something? Because right, right, is. 400 00:23:15.599 --> 00:23:19.400 He competing in the fucking men's high dive Olympics or 401 00:23:19.400 --> 00:23:23.519 some shit. But like he was so caught up that, like, 402 00:23:23.799 --> 00:23:28.079 just in that moment them even mentioning that weight, I go, 403 00:23:28.720 --> 00:23:32.400 that's that's horseshit. And I know, like obviously, in the 404 00:23:32.440 --> 00:23:35.200 wrestling world, we always add pounds onto people because it's 405 00:23:35.200 --> 00:23:40.039 supposed to be intimidating. You know, most people, you don't say, 406 00:23:40.359 --> 00:23:42.680 here comes the guy, ready to kick ass. He wears 407 00:23:42.720 --> 00:23:45.079 a buck sixty with a wet T shirt on, and 408 00:23:45.119 --> 00:23:47.599 fucking you know what I mean, like wearing a pair 409 00:23:47.599 --> 00:23:50.680 of fucking Timberlins. This guy's a buck eighty if you're lucky, 410 00:23:50.839 --> 00:23:53.799 and he hasn't pooped today. But at the same time 411 00:23:53.880 --> 00:23:56.480 they're like, Finn Bell, there's one hundred and ninety pounds. 412 00:23:56.480 --> 00:24:01.920 I'm like, no, he's not. And whoever is doing the photoshop? 413 00:24:02.039 --> 00:24:04.519 And by that, of course, I mean like whatever AI 414 00:24:04.640 --> 00:24:08.720 program they're doing or using for it, what the fuck 415 00:24:08.759 --> 00:24:11.119 are they doing with some of these guys pictures in 416 00:24:11.160 --> 00:24:15.000 their faces. Finn looked insane. You look like fucking Schmiegel 417 00:24:15.079 --> 00:24:18.319 in the picture. I go, this guy's a male model. 418 00:24:18.400 --> 00:24:21.799 How did you make them look so weird? Like this 419 00:24:21.960 --> 00:24:24.960 is a this is for a lack of better term, 420 00:24:25.279 --> 00:24:25.880 because it is a. 421 00:24:25.880 --> 00:24:29.720 Lot yesterday with the AI and I saw somebody pointing 422 00:24:29.759 --> 00:24:33.279 out online but what was it the commercial break They 423 00:24:33.279 --> 00:24:35.279 spelled commercial wrong or break. 424 00:24:35.039 --> 00:24:37.799 Wrong like they spelled commercial. 425 00:24:39.079 --> 00:24:42.880 Commercal. It was like, oh shit, that's awful. I mean, 426 00:24:42.960 --> 00:24:45.200 and of course they had that splash up one hundred 427 00:24:45.279 --> 00:24:49.519 times last night. Of course, Oh yeah, no, that's what 428 00:24:49.640 --> 00:24:51.759 it is. It's it's a lot of AI stuff. And 429 00:24:51.839 --> 00:24:55.119 I so here here's where I stand with that. I 430 00:24:55.200 --> 00:25:00.240 think AI is perfectly fine for small businesses, individual old 431 00:25:00.279 --> 00:25:03.200 businesses and stuff. You don't have the wherewith all the 432 00:25:03.359 --> 00:25:07.039 means the money to hire all these professional level artists. 433 00:25:07.599 --> 00:25:10.400 I'm okay with that. I understand why people use AI programs, 434 00:25:10.640 --> 00:25:12.720 so I'm just being genuine with it, right like I do. 435 00:25:13.880 --> 00:25:17.799 But I'm also not a billion dollar fucking company, right, 436 00:25:18.079 --> 00:25:21.279 you're telling me that a billion dollar company couldn't hire 437 00:25:21.319 --> 00:25:24.839 a team of fucking artists. You don't even need a team. 438 00:25:25.119 --> 00:25:28.000 You have two kids. It's just two people that are 439 00:25:28.079 --> 00:25:30.960 good at doing this, Like when you look at some 440 00:25:31.160 --> 00:25:35.119 of the stuff that's produced for YouTube videos and even 441 00:25:35.240 --> 00:25:38.680 like Etsy fucking you know pages. 442 00:25:38.640 --> 00:25:42.200 Individual little people though, right, like yeah, I mean, yeah, 443 00:25:42.839 --> 00:25:46.240 wwe could have went on fiver for fuck's sakes and 444 00:25:46.400 --> 00:25:48.519 gotten a better gig, right. 445 00:25:49.440 --> 00:25:51.720 And that's what drives and I think that's what drives 446 00:25:51.839 --> 00:25:56.759 most people crazy, is because that just shows such contempt 447 00:25:57.440 --> 00:25:59.880 for the audience to the point where they just go 448 00:26:00.000 --> 00:26:04.640 So I'm not even going to spend ten dollars on you, right, 449 00:26:05.319 --> 00:26:10.000 we care that little like the Well, we're going to 450 00:26:10.160 --> 00:26:13.079 use the same technology like you said, you know, like 451 00:26:13.119 --> 00:26:16.599 a small business, like someone that makes a fucking flyer 452 00:26:16.759 --> 00:26:19.960 for a sub shop, Like we're going to do the 453 00:26:20.039 --> 00:26:23.920 same thing as them, as a billion dollar company that's 454 00:26:24.000 --> 00:26:26.279 on multiple networks and stream exerts. 455 00:26:26.319 --> 00:26:29.440 Oh, some random dive bars is having a club night. 456 00:26:29.759 --> 00:26:34.839 Oh right here, nineties night down at Bill's Bar, And 457 00:26:34.920 --> 00:26:37.880 you're like, oh, they're using the same thing as TKO 458 00:26:38.000 --> 00:26:39.319 and WWA, And that's. 459 00:26:39.400 --> 00:26:42.200 That's the problem, is that level of cheapness doesn't fly 460 00:26:42.400 --> 00:26:44.880 when you're a company on this level, when you're doing 461 00:26:45.000 --> 00:26:48.359 your second biggest show of the year arguably well. 462 00:26:48.599 --> 00:26:51.119 And I think also what makes it even more ridiculous 463 00:26:51.279 --> 00:26:53.759 is now we're at this point and it's boomer shit 464 00:26:53.880 --> 00:26:55.920 for sure, Like I want to make sure that that's 465 00:26:56.319 --> 00:26:59.240 a known thing because the number one group is people 466 00:26:59.440 --> 00:27:03.200 falling for the AI shit. Are your fucking dipshit boomers? 467 00:27:03.880 --> 00:27:08.799 Because outside of them, everyone is seeing this and knowing 468 00:27:08.960 --> 00:27:12.000 what it is too. They're not looking at it and 469 00:27:12.079 --> 00:27:14.519 going ooh, that's cool art, Like they know you just 470 00:27:14.680 --> 00:27:17.359 farted that out from a computer, Like they know that 471 00:27:17.480 --> 00:27:20.160 it's bullshit. But to them, they're like, oh, no one 472 00:27:20.240 --> 00:27:24.200 will ever, no one's gonna know our secret. It's like, no, 473 00:27:24.319 --> 00:27:26.119 we all know, we all know what you're doing. And 474 00:27:26.200 --> 00:27:29.359 it looks like shit, you know, it's it's fucking lame. 475 00:27:29.599 --> 00:27:30.200 It's so lame. 476 00:27:31.400 --> 00:27:35.559 So yeah, we get h Nick all this showing up 477 00:27:36.200 --> 00:27:39.000 before the match starts, Sammy and Finner in the ring 478 00:27:39.799 --> 00:27:41.480 and Nick all this, I don't know if he's turning 479 00:27:41.519 --> 00:27:42.279 heel or face. 480 00:27:43.359 --> 00:27:46.440 He healed baby face. It was very, very odd. 481 00:27:46.599 --> 00:27:49.200 The crowd was happy to see him. He came out there. 482 00:27:49.279 --> 00:27:51.599 He's like, yeah, hey, by the way, if you didn't know, 483 00:27:52.440 --> 00:27:55.480 I got my job back, and it's like, no, why 484 00:27:55.519 --> 00:27:59.440 would we know. We didn't watch the fifteen hours of podcasts, 485 00:28:00.119 --> 00:28:05.519 post show interviews and WWE exclusives and YouTube exclusives that 486 00:28:05.599 --> 00:28:07.640 happened after the show because we were in bed. 487 00:28:08.279 --> 00:28:12.200 Right were yeah, right, and that was it too. There 488 00:28:12.279 --> 00:28:14.960 was something with Triple H right, like a thirty second 489 00:28:15.039 --> 00:28:17.480 long thing with Triple H was like I got your 490 00:28:17.559 --> 00:28:21.400 letter of resignation. No, I'm tearing it up because I'm 491 00:28:21.440 --> 00:28:24.079 such a good guy and who can have your job back? 492 00:28:24.160 --> 00:28:27.480 And yeah, like you said, nobody knew that unless they 493 00:28:27.640 --> 00:28:31.400 were watching all of the shit. But yeah, came all 494 00:28:31.440 --> 00:28:33.119 of this and then he was like, you know, the 495 00:28:33.160 --> 00:28:35.440 guy that just beat me last night and didn't really 496 00:28:35.559 --> 00:28:38.279 show me much respect in the loss or anything. From it, 497 00:28:38.319 --> 00:28:40.680 I'm gonna do him a favor. Yeah, It's like, did 498 00:28:40.720 --> 00:28:41.839 they just come up with this? 499 00:28:42.400 --> 00:28:47.480 Yes, oh last minute. It didn't even make any sense, 500 00:28:48.119 --> 00:28:52.039 and Gunther didn't didn't help it any by coming out 501 00:28:52.119 --> 00:28:54.960 there and looking for a handshake. Even all this is like, 502 00:28:55.000 --> 00:28:57.599 what are you doing, dude? We you know, we're still enemies, 503 00:28:58.440 --> 00:29:01.559 and Gunther is insisting on the handshake, and I'm just like, 504 00:29:01.680 --> 00:29:06.039 what the fuck are you doing? Gun the like laughing, 505 00:29:06.119 --> 00:29:08.000 Like when Gunther came out there and he was laughing 506 00:29:08.079 --> 00:29:10.480 his ass off, I thought he was gonna laugh in 507 00:29:10.559 --> 00:29:13.319 all this his face like, yes, all this just brought 508 00:29:13.359 --> 00:29:16.119 gunn through out there, but clearly it wasn't on all 509 00:29:16.200 --> 00:29:18.759 this's behest. It was on the behest of Triple H 510 00:29:18.920 --> 00:29:21.880 or whatever else to get Gunther involved in this match. 511 00:29:22.440 --> 00:29:25.319 But then Gunther starts acting like him and Nick all 512 00:29:25.319 --> 00:29:27.000 this this are buddy buddy all of a sudden, and 513 00:29:27.079 --> 00:29:29.680 I'm I'm low key like, you know, this is actually 514 00:29:29.799 --> 00:29:31.559 kind of funny. I'm enjoying the fuck out of this. 515 00:29:32.079 --> 00:29:35.799 But storyline wise, absolutely no sense. Didn't make a lick 516 00:29:35.839 --> 00:29:36.279 of sense. 517 00:29:36.960 --> 00:29:40.559 Yeah, and the crowd was in that moment very confused 518 00:29:41.200 --> 00:29:44.240 and as much as I'm not like, oh, I don't 519 00:29:44.279 --> 00:29:46.440 want to see gun to wrestle. That's not the issue 520 00:29:46.519 --> 00:29:50.559 in this situation. You just had all this the night before, 521 00:29:51.359 --> 00:29:55.680 have this huge baby face reaction, right, and he overcame, 522 00:29:56.079 --> 00:29:58.599 you know, like all these you know, being a one 523 00:29:58.680 --> 00:30:00.799 hundred and fifteen years old, we know that he is. 524 00:30:00.920 --> 00:30:05.880 He's an old geriatric, falling apart man that beat the 525 00:30:05.960 --> 00:30:09.880 odds right but still lost. You know, wouldn't have just 526 00:30:10.039 --> 00:30:13.480 made sense for him to come out and say, hey, Minneapolis, 527 00:30:13.640 --> 00:30:16.640 you know, thank you again last night for your support. 528 00:30:17.319 --> 00:30:20.960 And you know, because of that, you know, I'm back 529 00:30:21.039 --> 00:30:23.799 as a GM and I have a little gift for 530 00:30:23.920 --> 00:30:26.279 all of you, the good people of Minneapolis. I made 531 00:30:26.319 --> 00:30:29.119 a couple of phone calls and I'm gonna make this 532 00:30:29.319 --> 00:30:33.160 into a three way and then the music hits. That's 533 00:30:33.160 --> 00:30:34.119 all you would have had to have done. 534 00:30:34.880 --> 00:30:36.839 Well, he didn't make that a three way, Joe, because 535 00:30:36.960 --> 00:30:41.480 afterwards he said, oh oh, settled down, everybody. I said 536 00:30:41.519 --> 00:30:43.200 gun throw was added to the match. I didn't say 537 00:30:43.240 --> 00:30:46.200 it was a three way match. And then he's like, 538 00:30:46.680 --> 00:30:51.920 and I'd like to introduce contestant number Contestant number four. 539 00:30:52.119 --> 00:30:55.839 Who's behind door Number four? 540 00:30:57.319 --> 00:31:01.000 And of course we got a huge ovation, a huge 541 00:31:01.200 --> 00:31:06.039 eruption for Kevin Owens, who came out there looking ready 542 00:31:06.079 --> 00:31:11.880 to go, absolutely looking like a fucking savage dude. Seeing 543 00:31:12.000 --> 00:31:15.519 Kevin Owens out there was fant When I saw little 544 00:31:15.599 --> 00:31:21.440 girls in the audience weeping for Kevin Owens, I knew 545 00:31:21.519 --> 00:31:23.079 that wrestling needs him. 546 00:31:23.680 --> 00:31:26.640 Well, well, miss, you know what it also is for 547 00:31:26.759 --> 00:31:29.200 there was many crying little girls they showed in the 548 00:31:29.240 --> 00:31:32.480 audience room. It's because Kevin Owens looks like their dad. 549 00:31:34.079 --> 00:31:35.319 Maybe, I mean, like, I'm like. 550 00:31:35.359 --> 00:31:43.160 Making a joke, but I'm also not. I mean, yeah right, no, 551 00:31:43.400 --> 00:31:46.279 the one who's heavy set and loves early two thousands 552 00:31:46.319 --> 00:31:49.720 butt rock, I might actually care about them. So they go, look, 553 00:31:49.759 --> 00:31:52.279 it's Kevin. Kevin Owens makes me think of my dad. 554 00:31:52.720 --> 00:31:55.000 For like, listen, I'm not trying to be mean this 555 00:31:55.079 --> 00:31:57.240 as a child, but like you look at this girl 556 00:31:57.279 --> 00:32:00.279 and you go, if you were to tell me that 557 00:32:00.799 --> 00:32:04.039 her dad looks like Kevin Owens, I would go, yeah, 558 00:32:04.240 --> 00:32:04.839 that's about right. 559 00:32:05.079 --> 00:32:07.279 Oh yeah, yeah, oh for sure. I wasn't even knocking 560 00:32:07.319 --> 00:32:09.759 it like that at all, Actually I was. It really 561 00:32:09.880 --> 00:32:11.920 caught me off guard. It touched me because I'm like Wow, 562 00:32:11.960 --> 00:32:15.400 look at this. Kevin Owens is so unanimous at this point, 563 00:32:15.440 --> 00:32:19.359 He's so universally loved that even little girls can fucking 564 00:32:19.519 --> 00:32:24.759 cry for Kevin Owens. Guess in your face, Jeff Hardy, 565 00:32:25.079 --> 00:32:27.400 well what I mean, not even just that, but even 566 00:32:27.440 --> 00:32:29.720 back in the day, I remember, Oh, he's too fat. 567 00:32:30.160 --> 00:32:32.640 Look at that fat fuck Kevin Owens out there just 568 00:32:32.720 --> 00:32:36.119 being fat doing fat guy things, being he's in the 569 00:32:36.240 --> 00:32:38.519 ring with Roman Reins. He's too fat to be in 570 00:32:38.559 --> 00:32:41.240 the ring with Roman Reigns. Like these were the comments 571 00:32:41.319 --> 00:32:43.799 that mean you read that that I had to defend 572 00:32:43.880 --> 00:32:47.319 against for years, and now we're at the point where 573 00:32:47.720 --> 00:32:49.720 from some of the silly shit that he did, and 574 00:32:49.799 --> 00:32:52.920 he was constantly getting himself over, but I mean from 575 00:32:52.960 --> 00:32:54.400 some of the silly shit that he had to do 576 00:32:54.480 --> 00:32:58.039 over the years to this point where Kevin Owens coming 577 00:32:58.160 --> 00:33:02.480 back blew everybody's fuck and minds in half, and fans 578 00:33:02.559 --> 00:33:07.000 of all different age gaps absolutely went bananas form, at 579 00:33:07.039 --> 00:33:09.799 least in Minnesota. You know, honestly, that's one thing I 580 00:33:09.839 --> 00:33:11.799 really didn't do too much of. I saw a lot 581 00:33:11.880 --> 00:33:15.359 of positive reaction that Kevin Owens was back, but I 582 00:33:15.400 --> 00:33:18.680 don't know, I'm gonna wait till tomorrow to see if 583 00:33:18.720 --> 00:33:20.799 there was actual love for Kevin Owens or if that 584 00:33:20.960 --> 00:33:23.200 was just a you know, a hype. 585 00:33:23.920 --> 00:33:26.960 The crowd was just genuinely surprised or whatever it might be. 586 00:33:27.359 --> 00:33:29.279 But you know what, and this is kind of it's 587 00:33:29.440 --> 00:33:34.200 really funny when you know, if WWE didn't show us 588 00:33:34.599 --> 00:33:36.960 in the crowd that it was mostly like you said, 589 00:33:36.960 --> 00:33:39.920 it was mostly women and girls crying for him coming 590 00:33:40.000 --> 00:33:43.799 back in my mind, I'm going, have we hit the 591 00:33:43.880 --> 00:33:47.920 point with women in WWE where they're all so like 592 00:33:48.240 --> 00:33:52.759 statuesque and attractive and there's no you know, feeling like 593 00:33:53.319 --> 00:33:56.519 we talked about the big sister energy, the big brother energy. 594 00:33:57.039 --> 00:33:59.240 For a lot of these girls, are they looking at. 595 00:33:59.160 --> 00:34:03.720 A Kevin Owens that he's like the underdog like, you know, 596 00:34:04.359 --> 00:34:06.839 look at this ugly girl like almost like the ugly 597 00:34:06.960 --> 00:34:09.440 duckling girl, Like is that it? Maybe? 598 00:34:09.559 --> 00:34:11.960 I don't know, Yeah, no, no, I honestly I feel 599 00:34:12.039 --> 00:34:14.760 that that's more honest than the dad thing. I understand 600 00:34:14.800 --> 00:34:17.880 the dad thing. I think there's probably some merit there. 601 00:34:17.880 --> 00:34:21.559 I was joking about the milkshit obviously, but Owen's being 602 00:34:21.639 --> 00:34:23.559 the outcast makes a lot more sense. 603 00:34:24.400 --> 00:34:28.719 Yeah. Yeah, And like I said to some extent that's 604 00:34:28.880 --> 00:34:33.800 more relatable to if you're an adolescent who's growing up 605 00:34:34.400 --> 00:34:37.400 and they're like, oh man, look at this girl who 606 00:34:37.440 --> 00:34:40.639 you're supposed to connect with, and it's fucking Tiffany. 607 00:34:40.320 --> 00:34:42.360 Stratton, right, you know what I mean? 608 00:34:42.519 --> 00:34:44.800 Like it's like, oh, yeah, you mean the girl that 609 00:34:45.360 --> 00:34:47.320 you know is a fucking bitch to me all the time. 610 00:34:47.480 --> 00:34:52.079 And who was the everygirl for for WWE female fans. 611 00:34:52.239 --> 00:34:54.079 Well, it could have been It could have been Lyra 612 00:34:54.239 --> 00:34:56.000 until they turned her into a heroin Addict. 613 00:34:57.199 --> 00:35:07.559 I mean maybe maybe in Minnesota. She's a Minneapolis nine. Okay, 614 00:35:07.719 --> 00:35:09.960 all right Jesus. 615 00:35:10.320 --> 00:35:12.440 Yeah, but no, you're right, yeah, who is who is 616 00:35:12.559 --> 00:35:17.199 that girl? Like that's what aj was? He says, Bailey, 617 00:35:18.480 --> 00:35:20.280 But now Bailey is their mom's age. 618 00:35:20.639 --> 00:35:23.559 Yeah, but Bailey isn't even in every girl. Bailey was 619 00:35:23.840 --> 00:35:28.519 exceptionally beautiful. I mean back in the day, Jesus Christ 620 00:35:28.559 --> 00:35:31.079 saying that is just awful. I know, She's girls like 621 00:35:31.199 --> 00:35:34.800 a j Lee, girls like Page were a little more relatable, 622 00:35:35.760 --> 00:35:39.880 you know, James was a little more relatable. 623 00:35:39.920 --> 00:35:41.519 You know, just but you know what, you know what 624 00:35:41.639 --> 00:35:45.920 it is, there's there is a fine line that's like 625 00:35:46.000 --> 00:35:48.880 this little spot and it's for men and women in 626 00:35:49.119 --> 00:35:56.280 entertainment where it's like parly attractive but not so we're attractive. 627 00:35:56.559 --> 00:36:02.599 And I'm right, yeah, she's she's a little California hippie girl. Yeah, no, 628 00:36:02.760 --> 00:36:05.280 I can I can see a lot of guys wanting 629 00:36:05.320 --> 00:36:07.199 to just walk up and have a drink with her. 630 00:36:08.400 --> 00:36:11.559 Yeah, but the whole having a personality of the dead 631 00:36:11.639 --> 00:36:12.559 dog doesn't help. 632 00:36:13.000 --> 00:36:15.920 Yeah, but that might be TV dog, not real life dog. 633 00:36:17.880 --> 00:36:21.400 Yeah, a good friendly dog. 634 00:36:22.000 --> 00:36:26.559 Well, but no, we get And I gotta say, Kevin 635 00:36:26.599 --> 00:36:30.440 Owens opens the thing up beating the ship out of everybody, 636 00:36:30.519 --> 00:36:34.519 well while Sammy stares there, just just stares at him, 637 00:36:34.679 --> 00:36:36.679 just beating the ship of fit and gut there. It 638 00:36:36.760 --> 00:36:41.400 was great. It was like really good storytelling because story wise, 639 00:36:41.480 --> 00:36:44.480 we haven't seen any interaction between Sammy and and Kevin 640 00:36:44.559 --> 00:36:47.719 in a while, and obviously they are longtime brothers but 641 00:36:47.840 --> 00:36:51.480 also longtime rivals. And and Sammy just doing the ping 642 00:36:51.599 --> 00:36:54.679 pong thing walk watch him go back and forth from 643 00:36:54.800 --> 00:36:57.920 post to post. I don't know, it tickled me. I 644 00:36:57.960 --> 00:37:01.480 thought it was fucking hilarious. It was a really good feeling. 645 00:37:01.519 --> 00:37:04.400 And then eventually there was that point where Kevin Owens 646 00:37:04.480 --> 00:37:07.440 and Sammy stop looking at each other, they give each 647 00:37:07.440 --> 00:37:09.519 other a big hug, and then they just go into 648 00:37:09.559 --> 00:37:11.480 punching each other in the face. And I'm like, wow, 649 00:37:11.519 --> 00:37:14.559 that is perfect. What a fucking perfect return. 650 00:37:15.079 --> 00:37:20.639 The inevitable, the inevitable end of any sort of match 651 00:37:20.800 --> 00:37:24.519 between these two. You know, wherever their careers go, they're 652 00:37:24.559 --> 00:37:27.519 gonna always send that back with each other. And that 653 00:37:27.920 --> 00:37:31.400 made perfect sense. That was a great, great moment and 654 00:37:32.039 --> 00:37:34.920 funny enough. And I think you and I and John 655 00:37:34.920 --> 00:37:37.000 were talking about this yesterday when we were running through 656 00:37:37.000 --> 00:37:39.760 the list of how everyone's a baby face. Well, I 657 00:37:39.800 --> 00:37:42.320 guess Kevin Owens also proved to me again tonight that 658 00:37:42.400 --> 00:37:43.960 when I was like, when he comes back, they have 659 00:37:44.079 --> 00:37:47.559 no choice but to make him babyface. Here you go, Yeah, 660 00:37:49.760 --> 00:37:54.800 what's he gonna do unless he immediately gets a title shot? 661 00:37:55.760 --> 00:37:58.519 I don't know beats they ever loving shit, but I 662 00:37:58.559 --> 00:38:00.360 don't even know, Like who just do? 663 00:38:00.599 --> 00:38:02.159 Yeah a title shot? Didn't he? 664 00:38:02.679 --> 00:38:02.880 Yes? 665 00:38:03.360 --> 00:38:06.000 This match for the number one cointender. 666 00:38:06.159 --> 00:38:08.599 So but like he'd have to like win the belt 667 00:38:09.360 --> 00:38:11.400 and then grab the microphone and be like you, I 668 00:38:11.559 --> 00:38:14.880 hate you people, You're all idiots. Like he would really 669 00:38:15.000 --> 00:38:18.360 have to lean into that in such a way where 670 00:38:18.400 --> 00:38:20.960 I'm like, no, he's a baby He's a fucking babyface now. 671 00:38:21.719 --> 00:38:24.760 But yeah, this match itself was The match was good. 672 00:38:24.880 --> 00:38:28.760 Obviously the players involved know exactly what they're doing, even 673 00:38:28.920 --> 00:38:31.440 just a little shit in it, you know, like uh 674 00:38:31.559 --> 00:38:34.280 oh in selling the neck at one point with Sammy 675 00:38:34.360 --> 00:38:36.840 and I'm like, yeah, good, Like It's just it's so 676 00:38:37.079 --> 00:38:40.519 nice to see like pros with some attention to detail. 677 00:38:41.360 --> 00:38:43.920 And when someone will say, well, you listen at the 678 00:38:44.039 --> 00:38:45.800 end of it. You guys are going to stay at 679 00:38:45.800 --> 00:38:47.880 the end of the night. These two that have been 680 00:38:47.960 --> 00:38:52.079 fighting for fifteen years, and how annoying that is. But 681 00:38:52.239 --> 00:38:54.199 these two have been fighting for even longer. 682 00:38:54.719 --> 00:38:54.920 Yeah. 683 00:38:55.000 --> 00:38:59.360 Well, there's also this little difference. It's called talent, and 684 00:39:00.199 --> 00:39:02.159 when you're glad to see people who are I. 685 00:39:02.159 --> 00:39:06.000 Do think it's that you're absolutely right about the talent. 686 00:39:06.039 --> 00:39:07.440 But I don't think it's that. I think it's the 687 00:39:07.519 --> 00:39:11.320 way that it's been staggered though too. Roman and Seth 688 00:39:11.440 --> 00:39:14.559 being put up against each other feels like a break 689 00:39:14.760 --> 00:39:18.519 glass in case of emergency thing. It's almost as if 690 00:39:18.559 --> 00:39:22.880 it's a go to for WWE. Kevin Owens versus Sami 691 00:39:22.960 --> 00:39:26.760 Zame doesn't happen that often. Yes, it's happened many times 692 00:39:26.800 --> 00:39:28.880 over the years. Go back to the roh, go back 693 00:39:28.920 --> 00:39:32.559 to Canada days, of course, but it's like you're talking 694 00:39:32.559 --> 00:39:37.440 about going back into the two thousands. This Roman reigned. 695 00:39:37.480 --> 00:39:40.519 Seth Browin's relationship started with the shield. 696 00:39:41.760 --> 00:39:44.960 And there's no way to explain it to people any 697 00:39:45.039 --> 00:39:51.119 other way. Both Kevin Owens and Sammy Zing are underdogs. 698 00:39:52.000 --> 00:39:55.079 It doesn't matter how pushed Kevin Owens could have been. 699 00:39:55.320 --> 00:39:57.280 It doesn't matter that I think he wondered how many 700 00:39:57.320 --> 00:39:59.199 times you wont the title? Like three times? You know, 701 00:40:00.280 --> 00:40:03.320 Sammy obviously had his first little eight day rain and 702 00:40:03.880 --> 00:40:06.840 edit out the door or whatever. But when push comes 703 00:40:06.920 --> 00:40:11.800 to shove, these aren't your guys that are completely obviously 704 00:40:12.000 --> 00:40:15.800 coddled and overpushed and sucked up to and kissed the 705 00:40:15.880 --> 00:40:19.239 ass of So even when they are, you know, listen, 706 00:40:19.320 --> 00:40:22.760 this is a rivalry that will never end. Okay, fair enough, 707 00:40:24.079 --> 00:40:26.519 fair enough, I'll take it from these guys, but I'm 708 00:40:26.559 --> 00:40:29.719 not gonna buy it from the two biggest fucking Neppo 709 00:40:29.800 --> 00:40:34.840 babies in the company. That's boring. It's fucking boring. But no, 710 00:40:35.039 --> 00:40:36.800 this match was good. This was a good opener. 711 00:40:36.880 --> 00:40:39.599 You know, Sieglair for four ninety nine says, you know, 712 00:40:39.679 --> 00:40:42.320 even the good stuff on this show is tainted. Gable's 713 00:40:42.360 --> 00:40:45.840 family moment had to include his sponsorship Chelsea. He had 714 00:40:45.920 --> 00:40:50.119 to be an intern for Triple H's female condom. Yeah, 715 00:40:50.760 --> 00:40:52.360 I mean, I. 716 00:40:54.239 --> 00:40:54.280 Know. 717 00:40:54.679 --> 00:40:57.599 That surprised me that WWE is going to find a 718 00:40:57.679 --> 00:41:04.039 way two inject money into these popular moments, into these 719 00:41:04.880 --> 00:41:11.159 sacred moments, because that's what people pay for. People, they 720 00:41:11.239 --> 00:41:14.119 pay for the experience of WWE more now than they 721 00:41:14.199 --> 00:41:18.079 do the actual wrestling. They paid for the opportunity to 722 00:41:18.280 --> 00:41:22.880 hum Seth tunes, they pay for the opportunity to yet 723 00:41:22.960 --> 00:41:26.360 along with Jay Husso they pay for the opportunity to 724 00:41:26.440 --> 00:41:29.199 see a big moment like Chad Gable getting a title 725 00:41:29.800 --> 00:41:31.719 and his family out there in the ring. Like that's 726 00:41:31.760 --> 00:41:35.519 what people pay for as opposed to paying for the 727 00:41:35.639 --> 00:41:41.360 actual matches. I think people are so desperate to shove 728 00:41:41.440 --> 00:41:44.880 two shekels together to get some kind of feeling out 729 00:41:44.920 --> 00:41:48.280 of this company that of course ww is going to 730 00:41:48.320 --> 00:41:50.960 see that recognize it, like it's this has got to 731 00:41:51.000 --> 00:41:53.480 be some kind of basic psychology, right, Like there's got 732 00:41:53.599 --> 00:41:56.480 to be some doctor with a fucking piece of paper 733 00:41:56.559 --> 00:41:58.840 on the wall that could turn around and say, yeah, 734 00:41:58.880 --> 00:42:02.320 this is you know, mark psychology, this is what WWE 735 00:42:02.440 --> 00:42:04.599 is going to do from now on. Are the big 736 00:42:04.719 --> 00:42:07.039 moments that they know that they've planned at least to 737 00:42:07.119 --> 00:42:10.159 a point. We're going to start putting in dude wipes, 738 00:42:11.119 --> 00:42:14.880 We're going to start putting in uh yeah, Rby's commercials, 739 00:42:15.039 --> 00:42:18.280 like would you be surprised? Would you be surprised at 740 00:42:18.320 --> 00:42:22.880 these these big, all time moving, touching moments. Don't have 741 00:42:23.000 --> 00:42:28.840 like a little scroller bar at the bottom plugging WWE club, WWE. 742 00:42:30.119 --> 00:42:33.639 Boy boy, that was emotional. Go to betterhelp dot com 743 00:42:33.800 --> 00:42:35.840 backslash WWE. 744 00:42:37.639 --> 00:42:40.519 The fuck off that was your first problem. 745 00:42:40.760 --> 00:42:47.039 Yeah, we'll even throw in an extra five percent if 746 00:42:47.079 --> 00:42:52.199 you make it past the first year without aleating. No, dude, 747 00:42:53.360 --> 00:42:57.480 believe me. As this show went along, there were some 748 00:42:57.840 --> 00:43:01.360 very w w E t k O moments. Oh she 749 00:43:01.559 --> 00:43:06.400 has to either ignore or block out otherwise it will 750 00:43:06.480 --> 00:43:09.039 fucking screw up the whole experience for you, you know. 751 00:43:10.360 --> 00:43:14.960 Philip mffay nine for four ninety nine says this main 752 00:43:15.079 --> 00:43:19.880 event was awful. It's been officially twelve years since the 753 00:43:20.039 --> 00:43:24.360 shield broke up, and I am all set well this 754 00:43:24.599 --> 00:43:25.199 is also. 755 00:43:25.079 --> 00:43:27.159 One of those moments, and we'll get into the you know, 756 00:43:27.480 --> 00:43:32.119 the next big, big match, right. I think that they 757 00:43:32.159 --> 00:43:35.400 should have just had Baron Corbin pretend that he's Dean Ambrose. 758 00:43:35.480 --> 00:43:37.440 Maybe we should they should have just done that instead. 759 00:43:38.440 --> 00:43:40.559 If we're gonna keep pretending, like if we're gonna be 760 00:43:40.679 --> 00:43:45.519 so psychotically obsessed with the shield still, maybe they just 761 00:43:45.639 --> 00:43:49.880 need to recast Dean Ambrose, just Baron Corbin just like 762 00:43:50.000 --> 00:43:53.519 half him. Walker's right, Oh my god, Dean, he's back. 763 00:43:54.360 --> 00:43:59.880 Just you know, like when they just recast the mom 764 00:44:00.639 --> 00:44:02.719 and then nobody says anything. 765 00:44:02.800 --> 00:44:05.519 They just all pretend that the third Mountain was Baron 766 00:44:05.599 --> 00:44:06.480 Corbin all along. 767 00:44:06.679 --> 00:44:09.239 Yeah, yeah, he should just like Dean, is that you? 768 00:44:09.440 --> 00:44:09.920 And he's like. 769 00:44:12.400 --> 00:44:16.800 Joe. They can use AI to to put Baron Corbon 770 00:44:19.400 --> 00:44:21.400 and all the old footage, yeah. 771 00:44:21.400 --> 00:44:28.519 All of it. Sierra Barron barn. 772 00:44:30.000 --> 00:44:36.320 One more the next match. Uh Lamont Lamont Cash ninety 773 00:44:36.320 --> 00:44:40.039 eighteen nineteen eighteen, ninety ninety nine says I was I 774 00:44:40.119 --> 00:44:42.960 the only person board with the main event. I'm tired 775 00:44:43.000 --> 00:44:46.760 of Roman and Rawlins. I've been fighting with the iw 776 00:44:46.960 --> 00:44:49.440 C all day, and I think most of them started 777 00:44:49.480 --> 00:44:51.239 watching wrestling when covid started. 778 00:44:51.800 --> 00:44:55.599 I mean a lot of them have. I mean, I 779 00:44:55.639 --> 00:44:57.599 think that you're what they're gonna do? 780 00:44:57.760 --> 00:44:59.960 What else are they gonna do? Watch Filipino baseball? 781 00:45:04.360 --> 00:45:06.320 They're like, maybe I might as well get into this 782 00:45:06.440 --> 00:45:10.440 wrestling thing, and they're like, seth Rawlins is Christ, seth 783 00:45:10.559 --> 00:45:11.519 Rawlins is God? 784 00:45:11.679 --> 00:45:15.440 And what else is on ESPN ty Rugby? 785 00:45:15.719 --> 00:45:18.760 Oh all right, tell you well, I guess I'll just 786 00:45:18.920 --> 00:45:21.840 have to start crushing on these two guys with the 787 00:45:21.920 --> 00:45:23.320 same haircuts and beards. 788 00:45:23.840 --> 00:45:26.440 Ming Tuck is having an amazing year, But you know. 789 00:45:26.559 --> 00:45:26.639 I. 790 00:45:30.519 --> 00:45:33.199 Really love what's going on over there in the national 791 00:45:33.360 --> 00:45:38.119 cricket community. Yeah right, right, Oh my god, Yeah, no, 792 00:45:38.440 --> 00:45:41.920 that he's probably that That is probably who you're arguing with. 793 00:45:42.039 --> 00:45:45.440 And this is the sad thing. It's probably either new 794 00:45:45.599 --> 00:45:50.519 fans or once again middle aged dudes are just into 795 00:45:50.960 --> 00:45:53.519 anything that has WWE's name on it. They're just gonna 796 00:45:53.639 --> 00:45:57.719 like of course, just they're just they're down for everything 797 00:45:57.800 --> 00:45:59.199 that they do, and. 798 00:45:59.599 --> 00:46:01.840 They're the worst side of the WWE fans. Like as 799 00:46:01.880 --> 00:46:04.079 much as we've always joked about the sickos and the 800 00:46:04.159 --> 00:46:07.960 cultists and shit, and believe me, AW has some diehards, 801 00:46:08.000 --> 00:46:10.039 but so did TNA once upon a time back in 802 00:46:10.079 --> 00:46:13.679 the day, people may, oh yeah, yeah too. TNA absolutely 803 00:46:13.760 --> 00:46:17.639 had their souldiers, you know, where people were down for 804 00:46:17.800 --> 00:46:21.440 TNA and TNA could never do any wrong. And WWE 805 00:46:21.599 --> 00:46:24.559 has always had those two, those sick offens, those chair sniffers. 806 00:46:25.159 --> 00:46:30.119 I just refuse to acknowledge that, you know what, every 807 00:46:30.199 --> 00:46:33.559 show isn't the greatest show of all time. Every wrestler 808 00:46:33.639 --> 00:46:35.280 isn't the greatest wrestler of all time. 809 00:46:35.679 --> 00:46:41.000 Sorry, And honestly, it's almost worse, like when people talk 810 00:46:41.000 --> 00:46:44.679 about the IWC that complains and doesn't spend money, the 811 00:46:44.800 --> 00:46:48.039 IWC that puts over this shit that's terrible and also 812 00:46:48.119 --> 00:46:51.400 doesn't spend money. It's actually worse when you think about it, 813 00:46:51.519 --> 00:46:55.000 because they're sitting there they're like, oh, yeah, this is 814 00:46:55.039 --> 00:46:57.440 so great, this is all awesome, and the company's like, yeah, 815 00:46:57.480 --> 00:46:59.360 this is great, and this is awesome. You're gonna buy 816 00:46:59.400 --> 00:47:01.480 a shirt? No, oh never, never in a million years, 817 00:47:01.519 --> 00:47:03.320 I'll never spend a penny on it. But I'll tell 818 00:47:03.360 --> 00:47:06.079 you what, I sure think that it's great for the 819 00:47:06.159 --> 00:47:09.880 four hundred and seventy fifth time. I yeah, I have 820 00:47:10.079 --> 00:47:14.440 no fucking clue. I'm not surprised that people are all 821 00:47:14.480 --> 00:47:16.360 over the Internet saying how good it was and how 822 00:47:16.440 --> 00:47:20.960 amazing it was. It's weird to watch the people like 823 00:47:21.039 --> 00:47:26.119 the AW fans, right that a lot of them ended 824 00:47:26.199 --> 00:47:29.119 up going I love AW so much because they were 825 00:47:29.280 --> 00:47:33.239 sick of a guy like Roman getting disgustingly push and 826 00:47:33.400 --> 00:47:37.320 now six years later they're like, no, Roman's Roman's cool. 827 00:47:38.719 --> 00:47:39.400 Well that's the. 828 00:47:41.480 --> 00:47:44.599 That's the it's he didn't get better. That's the problem. 829 00:47:44.719 --> 00:47:46.599 Is what it is They've been in the fucking cage 830 00:47:46.719 --> 00:47:50.880 for so long that their captors are now they're friends, 831 00:47:51.159 --> 00:47:53.599 and that's where we're at. That's where we're at with WWE. 832 00:47:54.599 --> 00:47:57.679 WWE has had wrestling fans in the cage for so 833 00:47:57.920 --> 00:48:02.199 long that we forget they're not our friends. There are captors, 834 00:48:02.840 --> 00:48:05.559 you know, you know what it is. 835 00:48:05.639 --> 00:48:07.760 It's like when you don't eat sugar for a long time, 836 00:48:07.960 --> 00:48:11.280 a banana tastes like ice cream. You know, you're like, oh, 837 00:48:13.159 --> 00:48:14.159 this is tasting. 838 00:48:14.760 --> 00:48:19.840 Finishing off this match, Kevin Owens won over Sammy'same. Fantastic fashion, 839 00:48:20.000 --> 00:48:24.199 fantastic return. All four men looked amazing out there, and 840 00:48:24.960 --> 00:48:26.880 you know, to follow it up because you're thinking, wow, 841 00:48:26.920 --> 00:48:29.000 what a great opener, right, like, what in the world 842 00:48:29.880 --> 00:48:34.519 could you possibly have to follow such a such an amazing, 843 00:48:35.199 --> 00:48:45.079 an amazing match, and yeah we have Baron, Baron Corbyn. 844 00:48:46.719 --> 00:48:50.599 Speaking of Midwestern shud dad. You know I mean, I mean, 845 00:48:50.679 --> 00:48:53.960 give me a break. Yeah, And you know what it is, 846 00:48:54.159 --> 00:48:57.000 I think this to me, aside from the complete lack 847 00:48:57.039 --> 00:49:01.880 of personality and some reason canntinuing to forever, you know, 848 00:49:02.119 --> 00:49:05.199 be featured and then getting fired after twelve years of 849 00:49:05.360 --> 00:49:08.639 not being good at any capacity in the rehired, it's 850 00:49:08.760 --> 00:49:16.559 the fact that Corbin almost refuses to accept himself in 851 00:49:16.679 --> 00:49:20.159 a way that could make him a more palatable and 852 00:49:20.400 --> 00:49:24.719 watchable wrestler. And by that, I mean I think he's 853 00:49:24.880 --> 00:49:29.199 still somewhere in his mind he still wants to like 854 00:49:29.440 --> 00:49:35.119 look cool and tough and be like a badass. And 855 00:49:35.800 --> 00:49:38.639 I'm not denying that he probably, you know, he's what 856 00:49:38.760 --> 00:49:41.159 a jiu jitsu tournaments and shit, and it's like, yeah, 857 00:49:41.199 --> 00:49:44.480 the guy's six fucking ten, you know whatever. Okay, I'm 858 00:49:44.519 --> 00:49:46.880 sure he actually can do all the shit. But when 859 00:49:46.920 --> 00:49:50.320 you look at him, you go, this is not an 860 00:49:50.440 --> 00:49:56.239 intimidating guy. He's awkward looking, he has no facial expressions. 861 00:49:56.840 --> 00:49:59.679 It's almost like if he leaned into it in the 862 00:49:59.760 --> 00:50:04.400 ex and if he had a dumb scullet and like 863 00:50:05.079 --> 00:50:08.679 a crazy fucking facial hair, it was like itching himself 864 00:50:08.840 --> 00:50:13.320 and acting like a lunatic. That might actually help because 865 00:50:13.440 --> 00:50:17.119 him continuing to pretend that he's whatever the fuck this is. 866 00:50:17.639 --> 00:50:19.760 It's the fat kid wearing the shirt in the pool. 867 00:50:20.119 --> 00:50:22.840 We all know your fat, we all know you, we 868 00:50:22.960 --> 00:50:26.559 know what you look like. Please lean into it, Please 869 00:50:26.639 --> 00:50:28.880 accept who you are and what you look like, and 870 00:50:29.039 --> 00:50:30.960 maybe we can get into it and go with it. 871 00:50:31.719 --> 00:50:34.559 But like looking at this picture of him where he's 872 00:50:34.639 --> 00:50:37.639 wearing a singlet with a what is it some fucking 873 00:50:37.800 --> 00:50:41.480 like a fake ab rocker tattoo over it, and this 874 00:50:41.679 --> 00:50:45.079 is beyond dated, this is two thousand and five. Shit. 875 00:50:45.199 --> 00:50:47.880 Well, he's not for everyone, not for everyone. 876 00:50:48.039 --> 00:50:48.559 Yeah, he's. 877 00:50:49.920 --> 00:50:54.880 Not for everyone, Joe, I would love. 878 00:50:54.719 --> 00:50:58.360 If that was his ring name. Not for everyone. 879 00:50:58.480 --> 00:51:03.679 But huh. And he confused me because I think at 880 00:51:03.760 --> 00:51:08.199 some point didn't call him bishop and they actually had 881 00:51:08.280 --> 00:51:12.840 on his splash on his intro. They have the nomad, Like, god, 882 00:51:13.599 --> 00:51:15.760 how many fucking nicknames does this guy have? 883 00:51:16.960 --> 00:51:18.840 And you know what, they'll call him a lot of things, 884 00:51:18.920 --> 00:51:21.679 but they'll never call him interesting. That's what they'll never 885 00:51:22.599 --> 00:51:26.360 That's what they'll never call him. And I'm first and 886 00:51:26.519 --> 00:51:28.840 foremost let's just get this out of the way. Triple 887 00:51:28.920 --> 00:51:31.960 Ah is never beating the racist accusations after shit like this. 888 00:51:32.159 --> 00:51:35.679 I'm just saying, like, when you have what you got 889 00:51:35.719 --> 00:51:39.199 with Trick, and Trick is far from perfect. He's green, 890 00:51:39.480 --> 00:51:41.039 he needs a lot of work on the shit that 891 00:51:41.119 --> 00:51:44.320 he does in the ring, but you have him, and 892 00:51:44.480 --> 00:51:47.840 he's losing the belt to a guy who the only 893 00:51:48.000 --> 00:51:50.400 reason I'm assuming you have him back in the company 894 00:51:50.559 --> 00:51:53.320 other than he might be cheap, is the fact that 895 00:51:53.880 --> 00:51:56.719 now he can go and like I said, hold the belt, 896 00:51:57.079 --> 00:51:59.960 well he does bust it open radio for you guys, 897 00:52:00.800 --> 00:52:03.280 and you took it off this young guy who you're 898 00:52:03.360 --> 00:52:07.000 trying to push it as an upstart for this very 899 00:52:07.800 --> 00:52:09.480 very very dead So. 900 00:52:09.599 --> 00:52:12.000 I think you're just being unfair. Maybe Baron Corbyn has 901 00:52:12.000 --> 00:52:14.039 figured it out. I mean I remember at the beginning 902 00:52:14.119 --> 00:52:17.320 of this match to Michael Cole also let everybody know 903 00:52:17.480 --> 00:52:19.000 that this is a very different. 904 00:52:18.800 --> 00:52:21.159 He found himself, Yeah, he found himself, Yeah. 905 00:52:21.920 --> 00:52:26.039 A person. He became a legitimate badass on the racist 906 00:52:26.119 --> 00:52:29.480 circuit by beating black people in his time off. 907 00:52:29.719 --> 00:52:33.000 So yeah, so I mean you got a cheer from 908 00:52:33.079 --> 00:52:35.800 in Minnesota of all places too, that's the right idea. Yeah, 909 00:52:36.280 --> 00:52:40.360 uh no, it's it's just looking at him and just 910 00:52:40.679 --> 00:52:45.960 knowing that this has never ever worked. 911 00:52:46.719 --> 00:52:49.559 And like I said, she's just gonna rip his single 912 00:52:49.599 --> 00:52:53.280 it off and looked like Ed Norton from American History acts. 913 00:52:53.559 --> 00:52:57.159 I was just he's just gonna look like one of 914 00:52:57.199 --> 00:53:00.920 those needles we were talking about earlier. This was actual, Yeah, 915 00:53:02.079 --> 00:53:07.320 Baron Corbin, listen, man, the guy could come back filled 916 00:53:07.440 --> 00:53:10.440 to the brim with trend. He could put on sixty 917 00:53:10.519 --> 00:53:15.000 pounds of muscle, he could be a giant, jacked demon monster. 918 00:53:15.800 --> 00:53:19.880 But underneath that is a soft faced little boy who's 919 00:53:19.920 --> 00:53:25.480 been overexposed for way too long, and the audience knows it, 920 00:53:26.000 --> 00:53:27.599 and they treated him as such. 921 00:53:31.199 --> 00:53:34.679 Spotch was a thud and look and I'll be fair 922 00:53:35.679 --> 00:53:38.800 trick and Little YACHTI weren't doing a lott either. Little 923 00:53:38.880 --> 00:53:41.920 Yachty was out there, he was performing, trying to get 924 00:53:41.920 --> 00:53:44.880 people on their feet, and there was some response, but 925 00:53:44.960 --> 00:53:47.719 I mean they just followed Kevin Owens coming out there too. 926 00:53:48.760 --> 00:53:49.559 This was an act. 927 00:53:49.599 --> 00:53:51.079 I mean, a real over wrestler. 928 00:53:51.760 --> 00:53:53.760 You and John have both talked about it before, like 929 00:53:53.880 --> 00:53:56.760 the death slot. This was as much of a death 930 00:53:56.840 --> 00:54:00.760 slot as you could possibly put two men in folloween 931 00:54:00.920 --> 00:54:05.039 again Owens and Sammy Zane for a Number one contendership. 932 00:54:05.199 --> 00:54:09.400 And I almost felt bad, not not because of Baron Corbin. 933 00:54:09.480 --> 00:54:12.119 I felt bad for Trick. I'm like, dude, even little 934 00:54:12.159 --> 00:54:14.880 Yachti's out here trying to pretend like he's gonna beat 935 00:54:14.960 --> 00:54:17.960 this ship out of Baron Corben with his with his stick, 936 00:54:19.039 --> 00:54:22.039 and I was just like, oh, it's so corny. But 937 00:54:22.119 --> 00:54:24.559 it's if it was at any other point of the show. 938 00:54:25.880 --> 00:54:28.119 I don't know. I mean, I guess where else would 939 00:54:28.119 --> 00:54:30.159 you put them? If anything, you would have open up 940 00:54:30.159 --> 00:54:32.639 the whole show with these guys and then put on 941 00:54:32.800 --> 00:54:35.559 Kevin Owens. But yeah, I don't know where else you 942 00:54:35.599 --> 00:54:36.280 would have put them. 943 00:54:36.639 --> 00:54:38.360 Do you know? You put them out in the parking lot. 944 00:54:40.239 --> 00:54:42.559 Baron KORbin? Where you put him, you put him, and 945 00:54:42.639 --> 00:54:47.000 he's a valet parker enough, I mean, I get it. 946 00:54:47.119 --> 00:54:49.400 Now we're gonna be He won. 947 00:54:49.360 --> 00:54:52.119 Joe, I know, do you see that he's a picture 948 00:54:52.199 --> 00:54:52.519 right there? 949 00:54:52.599 --> 00:54:53.079 He won. 950 00:54:54.199 --> 00:54:58.920 He gets to carry the furry belt with them wherever 951 00:54:59.000 --> 00:54:59.400 he goes. 952 00:54:59.559 --> 00:55:03.239 Now. And the funny thing to me is this, there 953 00:55:03.360 --> 00:55:06.760 are a lot of people that are gonna say, well, 954 00:55:07.400 --> 00:55:11.199 you want some real heels, Well, here's a real heel. 955 00:55:12.199 --> 00:55:19.039 This is a heel, right, And this isn't. This isn't 956 00:55:19.119 --> 00:55:22.599 a heel as though this is someone who I want 957 00:55:22.719 --> 00:55:26.840 to see the babyface defeat. This is a heel, as in, 958 00:55:27.840 --> 00:55:35.000 please stop wasting everyone's time. This is annoying and everybody 959 00:55:35.159 --> 00:55:39.079 is sick of it. It's not like, oh, dang, you 960 00:55:39.360 --> 00:55:43.280 dastardly fucking villain. Like even when Roman was doing the 961 00:55:43.360 --> 00:55:46.679 tribal chief thing for a million years and it was like, okay, 962 00:55:46.800 --> 00:55:50.199 well's how's the tribal chief gonna, you know, cheat in 963 00:55:50.320 --> 00:55:53.639 this match and hold on to his belt, YadA, YadA YadA. 964 00:55:54.159 --> 00:55:57.800 With Baron Corbin, it's quite literally like what are we doing? 965 00:55:58.239 --> 00:56:01.079 What is this right? Why does why are we still 966 00:56:01.320 --> 00:56:06.159 fucking having to be subjected to this goddamn guy? Why 967 00:56:06.360 --> 00:56:11.199 is this still going on? And it's only more more 968 00:56:11.280 --> 00:56:14.760 insulting because once again you're taking it off a guy 969 00:56:14.920 --> 00:56:17.119 like Trick, where it's like, Okay, we're trying to do something, 970 00:56:17.400 --> 00:56:19.519 we want to do something with Trick, and then you 971 00:56:19.599 --> 00:56:21.960 have tons of people who are in the mid card 972 00:56:22.559 --> 00:56:25.760 that you're looking around and going, man, maybe they need 973 00:56:25.880 --> 00:56:28.280 to get a chance, and it's like, nope, nope, we're 974 00:56:28.519 --> 00:56:32.639 right back to this dude who no one has ever 975 00:56:32.880 --> 00:56:37.360 fucking cared about. And there he had another trick. Well, 976 00:56:38.360 --> 00:56:43.079 thanks for coming, Thanks for coming, Trick. I guess that's 977 00:56:43.280 --> 00:56:47.639 I mean, where does he go from here? Trick needs 978 00:56:47.719 --> 00:56:51.440 the belt? I mean really, Trick actually needed to have 979 00:56:51.639 --> 00:56:56.280 the championship, and mostly that's because of the entire presentation 980 00:56:56.519 --> 00:57:00.559 and the gimmick and if data leaned in more into 981 00:57:00.639 --> 00:57:03.800 him being like an arrogant heel and kind of building 982 00:57:03.840 --> 00:57:07.679 him in that way. This is somebody that could have 983 00:57:08.119 --> 00:57:11.119 a couple of years and grow into someone that you 984 00:57:11.159 --> 00:57:15.760 can make some money with. You will never, I repeat, 985 00:57:16.000 --> 00:57:21.280 never sell a single ticket because a Baron Corbin matches 986 00:57:21.320 --> 00:57:27.480 on the fucking card. That's just and please, by all 987 00:57:27.559 --> 00:57:30.719 means people in the comments, people that are listening to this, 988 00:57:30.920 --> 00:57:33.639 and people after the fact that right now, if you 989 00:57:33.719 --> 00:57:36.360 want to say no, no, no, I would leave the house, 990 00:57:37.119 --> 00:57:39.760 drive to a venue and buy a ticket to watch 991 00:57:39.800 --> 00:57:43.360 a Baron Corbett match. Fantastic. 992 00:57:43.480 --> 00:57:43.880 Good for you. 993 00:57:45.039 --> 00:57:50.480 I appreciate your low expectations. But you're very rare. I 994 00:57:50.599 --> 00:57:54.679 guess you know you're not the You're not for everyone, right, 995 00:57:54.800 --> 00:57:57.159 isn't that what the hats of right? Yeah, yeah, you're 996 00:57:57.199 --> 00:58:00.519 not for everyone. You don't represent them either, and neither 997 00:58:00.639 --> 00:58:01.400 is Baron Corbin. 998 00:58:01.920 --> 00:58:05.159 Jeremy Pasta forty seven for five says, been listening since 999 00:58:05.199 --> 00:58:07.519 twenty fourteen, not active in the discord. You guys have 1000 00:58:07.559 --> 00:58:10.119 a legion of fans you don't hear from often. Love 1001 00:58:10.159 --> 00:58:14.480 you guys. Piss shit Milk Guy forever. Ah, thank you, 1002 00:58:14.599 --> 00:58:15.960 Jared Class second Classic. 1003 00:58:16.079 --> 00:58:19.280 Yeah right, yeah, and by the way, just so you 1004 00:58:19.360 --> 00:58:21.519 know the pischhit milk Guy. I'm pretty sure Baron Corbin 1005 00:58:21.639 --> 00:58:23.280 was wrestling in the company at that point. 1006 00:58:23.519 --> 00:58:25.480 Yeah, and was right. 1007 00:58:25.639 --> 00:58:28.280 Yeah, it wasn't no, and we actually know. I think 1008 00:58:28.320 --> 00:58:31.079 the second he walked out of NXT, it was a 1009 00:58:31.159 --> 00:58:35.239 decline because they saw him for what he was, right. 1010 00:58:35.400 --> 00:58:38.360 We shot TGK for five says no surprise, Triple H 1011 00:58:38.480 --> 00:58:43.559 puts the belt on Paron Corbin because the audience complained 1012 00:58:44.719 --> 00:58:51.159 about Baron Corbin being good. He's not over, never was. 1013 00:58:51.679 --> 00:58:54.480 Never was. Three more And how funny is it to 1014 00:58:54.679 --> 00:58:57.719 the Triple H quote? You know, if we see someone's 1015 00:58:57.719 --> 00:59:00.119 getting over ninety nine percent of the time, where going 1016 00:59:00.199 --> 00:59:02.360 to push him? Hey how about those that don't get 1017 00:59:02.400 --> 00:59:06.719 over for ninety nine fucking years? How about that you 1018 00:59:06.920 --> 00:59:09.119 just get you let them go and then rehire them 1019 00:59:09.119 --> 00:59:13.000 and then push them again. I mean, dude, eat my 1020 00:59:13.280 --> 00:59:17.559 entire asshole. It's ridiculous. Yes, talking about it for. 1021 00:59:17.599 --> 00:59:21.079 Another five much love my friends, Finn says or Finn 1022 00:59:21.119 --> 00:59:25.159 looks like a Greek god like, but they're never going 1023 00:59:25.239 --> 00:59:27.599 to do anything with the guy. Meanwhile, Corbyn's body looks 1024 00:59:27.639 --> 00:59:30.960 like a melted candle and he gets a belt. I mean, yeah, 1025 00:59:32.000 --> 00:59:36.960 that's why I'm serious. Is Finn doing something like I'm 1026 00:59:37.000 --> 00:59:39.239 not saying that it never looks bad, right Like, there's 1027 00:59:39.280 --> 00:59:41.360 never been a point where Finn looked in the mirror 1028 00:59:41.400 --> 00:59:43.280 went oh shit, I gotta lose one hundred pounds, Like 1029 00:59:43.360 --> 00:59:46.320 that's just never happened for the guy. But he doesn't 1030 00:59:46.440 --> 00:59:50.360 usually look this glistening right like he was getting ready 1031 00:59:50.400 --> 00:59:54.000 for a for a for a casting couch after the 1032 00:59:54.079 --> 00:59:54.880 match or something. 1033 00:59:55.199 --> 00:59:57.400 Hey, you know, he's a big show. I mean maybe 1034 00:59:57.440 --> 00:59:59.320 he was like, I'm going out the big show. 1035 00:59:59.480 --> 01:00:03.519 You know, he was doing a Minneapolis casting couch. What 1036 01:00:03.679 --> 01:00:05.039 is that Jesus. 1037 01:00:05.119 --> 01:00:07.480 It's like, he's like, I gotta look good for Minneapolis. 1038 01:00:07.559 --> 01:00:12.159 Bro, Yes, the leather seats. 1039 01:00:12.360 --> 01:00:17.880 Uh. I know, He's like, really, yeah, dude, when you 1040 01:00:18.000 --> 01:00:21.519 go to Minnesota, you want to put on wait there, 1041 01:00:22.239 --> 01:00:25.679 I mean, I know it's the summer, but Jesus Christ, Yeah, 1042 01:00:26.719 --> 01:00:28.239 thank God, thank god we're. 1043 01:00:30.239 --> 01:00:31.760 That. You just put the hose on it to wash 1044 01:00:31.840 --> 01:00:36.079 the ship off. That's awesome. Thanks for coming to him. 1045 01:00:37.559 --> 01:00:41.559 Oh, go ahead and stick them, go ahead and chileleum. 1046 01:00:43.119 --> 01:00:44.039 Candy to go. Brother. 1047 01:00:45.599 --> 01:00:49.000 Oh there's so much candy. Uh. 1048 01:00:49.400 --> 01:00:51.400 Next magic you had up on the car though. Following 1049 01:00:51.480 --> 01:00:56.480 that was the interm WWE Women's title letter match, which 1050 01:00:58.000 --> 01:01:01.840 again I went into this thinking nothing of it. I 1051 01:01:02.320 --> 01:01:05.760 had fun watching this. I had fun watching this. They 1052 01:01:05.920 --> 01:01:08.480 kept it active. All the girls were in there, they 1053 01:01:08.519 --> 01:01:11.000 had their spots. I will say this, for as much 1054 01:01:11.000 --> 01:01:14.000 shit as we were giving Tiffany Stratton, she is willing 1055 01:01:14.079 --> 01:01:16.559 to get punched in the face and dropped on shit 1056 01:01:17.079 --> 01:01:20.400 and thrown out the ring and set on fire and 1057 01:01:20.760 --> 01:01:24.519 kicked in the ovaries. Like Tiffany Stratton is down for 1058 01:01:24.599 --> 01:01:28.079 a beating. She really is. I mean, of all the 1059 01:01:28.159 --> 01:01:31.039 girls in that match, Tiffany was like oh you want 1060 01:01:31.039 --> 01:01:34.400 to punch me in the face. Cool, let's go yay. 1061 01:01:36.079 --> 01:01:39.920 Well, well this is also at this point too, Tiffany's 1062 01:01:40.000 --> 01:01:43.119 the youngest one of the match. If I believe, it's 1063 01:01:43.119 --> 01:01:46.079 still correctly like, when it comes to being the person 1064 01:01:46.119 --> 01:01:48.719 that should be bumping around, it should be her, you know, 1065 01:01:49.360 --> 01:01:51.760 so at least she's, like you said, at least she's 1066 01:01:51.800 --> 01:01:55.119 acknowledging the fact that it's you know, hey, maybe I'm 1067 01:01:55.199 --> 01:01:57.239 the one that needs to be taking some of the 1068 01:01:57.320 --> 01:01:59.519 heat and some of the beatings and not forty year 1069 01:01:59.519 --> 01:02:03.599 old chart and you know, forty year old fucking what's 1070 01:02:03.639 --> 01:02:05.559 her face there, dude? 1071 01:02:05.760 --> 01:02:11.840 Jade Jade's awful cold go all right, so let's let's 1072 01:02:11.840 --> 01:02:15.519 get into it. We had Charlotte Flair, Jade Cargill, Chelsea Green, 1073 01:02:15.639 --> 01:02:19.199 Lash Legend, and Tiffany Stratton five way ladder match for 1074 01:02:19.239 --> 01:02:25.679 the interim WWE Women's Championship. Yeah, Jade Jade was absolutely awful. 1075 01:02:26.320 --> 01:02:30.760 They even brought in b fab and and machine at 1076 01:02:30.880 --> 01:02:34.000 one point just to kind of help her along, and and. 1077 01:02:34.039 --> 01:02:35.920 The crowd got they got a lot of heat because 1078 01:02:36.159 --> 01:02:39.760 they did like Chelsea, they really like It's nice to 1079 01:02:39.920 --> 01:02:44.079 see that for all of the split reactions that were 1080 01:02:44.079 --> 01:02:47.079 subjected to all the time because you know, wwe choose 1081 01:02:47.079 --> 01:02:50.639 your own adventure wrestling. At least the crowd pretty much 1082 01:02:50.719 --> 01:02:54.840 unanimously agrees that Chelsea's cool. They like her, they want 1083 01:02:54.840 --> 01:02:57.360 to see her do well. So that got a good reaction. 1084 01:02:58.079 --> 01:03:04.519 But Jade, I, I have not seen a female example 1085 01:03:05.000 --> 01:03:09.960 of gym muscles more so than her, maybe in my 1086 01:03:10.280 --> 01:03:14.639 entire life. And again she moves like a nutcracker like 1087 01:03:14.920 --> 01:03:17.280 it's just but she got again. 1088 01:03:17.679 --> 01:03:20.159 On the TV side of things, you got Michael Cole Collen, 1089 01:03:20.480 --> 01:03:24.159 a storm is covered. Oh look, a storm is rising 1090 01:03:24.280 --> 01:03:28.400 up the ladder. Oh my look, it's Jed Cargill, the strongest, 1091 01:03:28.519 --> 01:03:33.320 most beautiful woman at the world Russelly Entertainment. It's shut up, 1092 01:03:33.400 --> 01:03:35.119 Michael Jesus Christ. 1093 01:03:36.960 --> 01:03:40.719 It's like, it's like, oh my god, here comes this storm. 1094 01:03:41.280 --> 01:03:44.599 It's and then you're just like, oh, all right, well 1095 01:03:45.519 --> 01:03:46.239 she has. 1096 01:03:46.199 --> 01:03:50.760 A superior yeah, hiband is still attacked. 1097 01:03:53.039 --> 01:03:56.719 Man, I'm waiting for this storm to do one thing 1098 01:03:56.920 --> 01:03:59.559 that looks believably dangerous. 1099 01:04:00.000 --> 01:04:01.400 I'd rain shit on everyone. 1100 01:04:01.679 --> 01:04:05.800 It's right, she's so wooden. Man. 1101 01:04:06.000 --> 01:04:08.280 Oh and I know people glaze her too. 1102 01:04:08.960 --> 01:04:09.440 I get it. 1103 01:04:09.679 --> 01:04:13.559 She is dropped dead, gorgeous, totally fucking get it. But 1104 01:04:13.920 --> 01:04:17.760 that's where it ends. She is Eva Marie of Women's 1105 01:04:17.760 --> 01:04:20.880 wrestling right now, and Eva Marie at least had the 1106 01:04:20.960 --> 01:04:22.519 sense to not step in the ring. 1107 01:04:25.920 --> 01:04:28.760 And at some point, I don't know what it is 1108 01:04:29.360 --> 01:04:33.679 where when she initially obviously left AW and went to WWE, 1109 01:04:33.880 --> 01:04:36.280 I knew it, Mike, She's gonna have to unlearn so 1110 01:04:36.440 --> 01:04:41.199 many bad habits from AW obviously, and I wasn't gonna 1111 01:04:41.639 --> 01:04:44.920 immediately throw her completely under a bus. 1112 01:04:45.679 --> 01:04:49.599 Doesn't like Sean Michaels and Brian Kendrick and like, how 1113 01:04:49.639 --> 01:04:53.599 many other people can they possibly give somebody like Jade 1114 01:04:53.679 --> 01:04:55.599 Cargill to breaker of her bad habits. 1115 01:04:56.679 --> 01:04:58.559 I don't even think it's a bad habit. I think 1116 01:04:58.639 --> 01:05:01.480 she just quite literally he cannot do the thing. 1117 01:05:02.519 --> 01:05:06.000 It is not there, I see what you're saying. So 1118 01:05:06.119 --> 01:05:09.280 it's not even a matter of she's just been trained 1119 01:05:09.280 --> 01:05:10.920 wrong by Cody's people. 1120 01:05:12.559 --> 01:05:17.480 Or QT Marshall or something. Yeah, that's right, it's not that. 1121 01:05:18.360 --> 01:05:22.199 I think she is just not capable of it. And 1122 01:05:22.840 --> 01:05:24.719 the funny thing is is like I've said that shit 1123 01:05:24.800 --> 01:05:27.880 before about someone like Jade and people be like, oh, 1124 01:05:27.960 --> 01:05:29.920 it was, because it's a woman or whatever the fuck. 1125 01:05:29.960 --> 01:05:32.679 And I'm like, no, no, no, I've seen these gym 1126 01:05:32.760 --> 01:05:36.480 guys a million times in my life where they come 1127 01:05:36.559 --> 01:05:39.119 in and they're wearing the zubas and the spaghetti fucking 1128 01:05:39.199 --> 01:05:42.039 strap his shirt, and you go, oh, man, look at 1129 01:05:42.039 --> 01:05:44.360 this god damn guy. He looks like he's gonna be 1130 01:05:44.440 --> 01:05:49.800 a and he can not do a thing. The type 1131 01:05:49.840 --> 01:05:53.920 of athleticism that's called for in wrestling just doesn't fucking 1132 01:05:54.000 --> 01:05:59.000 click with the guy. And that's Jade. Yeah, Jade can 1133 01:05:59.079 --> 01:06:02.480 throw weights around. Yeah, Jade can do a kip up. Yeah. 1134 01:06:02.559 --> 01:06:06.000 Like you said, Jade is a stunningly fucking gorgeous woman. 1135 01:06:06.559 --> 01:06:08.639 Absolutely, she's a woman. 1136 01:06:09.239 --> 01:06:12.719 Yeah. But the wrestling part, it is never loft click. 1137 01:06:13.039 --> 01:06:15.239 She's very clunky in the ring. I think that's the 1138 01:06:15.320 --> 01:06:18.119 biggest problem. When she was having her a little back 1139 01:06:18.119 --> 01:06:20.559 and forth with Bianca and Naomi, she looked good, but 1140 01:06:20.639 --> 01:06:23.119 obviously because she was in the ring with Bianca and Naomi. 1141 01:06:24.280 --> 01:06:27.159 But in this you would think, Okay, well, here's an 1142 01:06:27.159 --> 01:06:30.239 opportunity for her to at least hide those negatives. And 1143 01:06:30.360 --> 01:06:33.199 I think because everybody was doing their own thing, it 1144 01:06:33.320 --> 01:06:37.559 really it really amplified how clunky she really is she's 1145 01:06:37.639 --> 01:06:39.039 kind of like, what is it the D two O 1146 01:06:39.199 --> 01:06:43.039 two or whatever from fucking RoboCop, just walking around and shit, 1147 01:06:43.719 --> 01:06:46.639 that's Jade Cargo, right, that's what she's trying to. 1148 01:06:46.639 --> 01:06:49.320 Remember her spots, you know, like as all she's doing 1149 01:06:49.400 --> 01:06:51.480 is she's just trying to remember where. 1150 01:06:53.480 --> 01:06:54.840 I am, Jade cargol. 1151 01:06:56.679 --> 01:06:59.800 Four steps two the left, four steps to the left. 1152 01:07:00.360 --> 01:07:04.480 U I am climbing now I will climb. And yeah, 1153 01:07:04.559 --> 01:07:08.159 there's not a single natural thing that she does in 1154 01:07:08.239 --> 01:07:08.519 the ring. 1155 01:07:08.840 --> 01:07:13.199 And Chelsea Green by default is just such a likable character. 1156 01:07:13.519 --> 01:07:16.760 Charlotte Flair was fine out there, you know what, for 1157 01:07:16.880 --> 01:07:18.920 as much shit as me and you have gotten over 1158 01:07:18.960 --> 01:07:23.239 the years for cheerleading. For Charlotte Flair, I was happy 1159 01:07:23.320 --> 01:07:26.280 that in this match she was just the middle middle 1160 01:07:26.280 --> 01:07:27.679 of the She was just doing what she had to do. 1161 01:07:28.360 --> 01:07:31.159 She wasn't stealing the ring, she wasn't stealing the spotlight. 1162 01:07:31.719 --> 01:07:34.840 She was just in position, making sure everybody was okay, 1163 01:07:35.440 --> 01:07:39.039 nobody was breaking their necks, like quietly in a way, 1164 01:07:39.719 --> 01:07:42.039 I felt like Charlotte was really stepping up as the 1165 01:07:42.199 --> 01:07:43.079 veteran of the spe. 1166 01:07:43.239 --> 01:07:46.440 She was a veteran facilitator that was keeping shit in 1167 01:07:46.639 --> 01:07:49.719 order she did a good job with it, and that 1168 01:07:50.199 --> 01:07:56.079 is somebody embracing their spot and their role. That could 1169 01:07:56.880 --> 01:08:00.119 get huffy puffy. I mean really like when people go 1170 01:08:00.360 --> 01:08:02.559 Charlotte and her ego and she always wins and blah 1171 01:08:02.599 --> 01:08:04.880 blah blah, and honest to god, I think that probably 1172 01:08:04.920 --> 01:08:07.400 got more to her than it did the company. I 1173 01:08:07.440 --> 01:08:09.480 think she made a stink and was still like, I 1174 01:08:09.559 --> 01:08:11.519 want to win the bell and I want to be featured. 1175 01:08:11.599 --> 01:08:15.559 They probably would go okay, sure, fair enough, but I 1176 01:08:15.639 --> 01:08:18.880 think that that annoyed her and made her feel insecure 1177 01:08:18.960 --> 01:08:21.800 enough to the point that she's almost been okay with 1178 01:08:21.920 --> 01:08:24.079 taking a couple of steps back and going all right, 1179 01:08:24.239 --> 01:08:27.600 sure you know what, guys don't want as much of me. Sure, 1180 01:08:27.840 --> 01:08:30.119 but when I'm here, I'm gonna do what I know 1181 01:08:30.239 --> 01:08:32.680 how to do. I'm gonna help these other people. And 1182 01:08:32.800 --> 01:08:33.600 good on her for that. 1183 01:08:33.920 --> 01:08:36.079 Yeah, I mean, Tiffany Stratton was doing her best to 1184 01:08:36.119 --> 01:08:38.319 try and hurt herself out there, and Charlotte wasn't having 1185 01:08:38.359 --> 01:08:38.680 none of it. 1186 01:08:39.279 --> 01:08:41.960 Yeah, you will not hurt yourself on my watch. 1187 01:08:42.119 --> 01:08:42.239 You know. 1188 01:08:42.520 --> 01:08:45.079 Tiffany's like, can I just jump off the top of 1189 01:08:45.479 --> 01:08:48.800 the apron and land on my net? No? Stop? Stop that, 1190 01:08:49.479 --> 01:08:49.960 stop that. 1191 01:08:51.680 --> 01:08:55.039 Hey, how about the fat get watched? Yeah, Tiffany's like 1192 01:08:55.279 --> 01:08:57.640 she's trying to get hurt so she'd get on workers' comp. 1193 01:08:57.880 --> 01:09:02.399 You know, she's said, WWE vacation time till mania. 1194 01:09:03.560 --> 01:09:06.600 She's picking herself off the black eyes, trying to put 1195 01:09:06.640 --> 01:09:10.359 on non slip shoes before the before the ambulance gets there. 1196 01:09:11.039 --> 01:09:14.359 Christ and then I've been wearing them the whole time. 1197 01:09:14.800 --> 01:09:20.119 There's there's Jade Cargill light Lash legend. Who is I mean, 1198 01:09:20.199 --> 01:09:23.960 did they make her shoes out of molasses? Everything that 1199 01:09:24.159 --> 01:09:25.119 girl did was. 1200 01:09:30.479 --> 01:09:33.199 And I like Lash. I want Lash to do well. 1201 01:09:33.760 --> 01:09:37.039 And the big difference when you mention it and you're like, oh, well, 1202 01:09:37.159 --> 01:09:39.560 like Jade, and it's like also like the big woman thing, right, 1203 01:09:40.199 --> 01:09:43.920 but Lash is still so new to it and has 1204 01:09:44.079 --> 01:09:48.159 so much more athletic ability and so much She's so 1205 01:09:48.319 --> 01:09:51.680 much more capable of doing the damn thing. But in 1206 01:09:51.800 --> 01:09:56.119 an environment like this, it didn't help her. Oh my god, 1207 01:09:56.199 --> 01:09:59.640 she was slower than Caine. She was slower than fucking 1208 01:09:59.720 --> 01:10:05.520 ca Now that makes me think, did somebody say to her, listen, 1209 01:10:05.960 --> 01:10:08.079 you were the big woman, now I would just slow 1210 01:10:08.159 --> 01:10:12.279 it down maybe, Yeah, And she just took it literally, 1211 01:10:12.399 --> 01:10:14.520 She's like, can do boss? You know, who are you? 1212 01:10:16.239 --> 01:10:18.640 That's like when somebody told Roman Reigns to slow down 1213 01:10:18.680 --> 01:10:20.319 ten years ago and he said can do. 1214 01:10:20.840 --> 01:10:26.439 Yeah, Like nope, still trying to complete the first objective, 1215 01:10:31.239 --> 01:10:31.840 like he's. 1216 01:10:31.800 --> 01:10:36.520 Just permanently existing on Gaber Patton like that is just everything. 1217 01:10:36.600 --> 01:10:40.640 Roman Raine says, yeah, man, now it was tough. 1218 01:10:40.880 --> 01:10:42.560 It was tough for Lash was out of place in 1219 01:10:42.640 --> 01:10:46.520 this match, wrong environment for absolutely agreed. Actually, you know, 1220 01:10:47.079 --> 01:10:49.039 the place that she should have had in this match 1221 01:10:49.560 --> 01:10:52.119 was just going in there and knocking fucking ladders over 1222 01:10:52.760 --> 01:10:56.560 if that's her only job was I can't win this, 1223 01:10:56.720 --> 01:10:58.800 but then nobody else will either. This match will be 1224 01:10:58.880 --> 01:11:01.680 three hours long until you're dead. It's like, oh, okay, well, 1225 01:11:02.359 --> 01:11:02.600 you know. 1226 01:11:03.079 --> 01:11:05.039 Right, she's supposed to. If you're supposed to be the 1227 01:11:05.079 --> 01:11:07.840 big spoiler in the match, then be the big spoiler, right, 1228 01:11:08.000 --> 01:11:10.640 And that's okay, And there's nothing wrong with playing that 1229 01:11:10.840 --> 01:11:14.720 role with this type of this type of stipulation match. 1230 01:11:14.880 --> 01:11:17.880 But yeah, no, this wasn't really a good place for 1231 01:11:17.960 --> 01:11:19.760 her to shine, you know, kind of sucks. 1232 01:11:20.000 --> 01:11:22.439 I enjoyed it though. Overall. The match was a lot 1233 01:11:22.520 --> 01:11:25.479 of fun, a lot of spots. Like I said, Tiffany 1234 01:11:25.520 --> 01:11:27.640 Stretton was kind of the MVP of this, and I 1235 01:11:27.760 --> 01:11:31.039 know we're talking about Chelsea Green. Chelsea Green absolutely had 1236 01:11:31.119 --> 01:11:33.399 that crowd eating out of the palm of her hand. 1237 01:11:34.039 --> 01:11:37.159 Every time she got close that fucking ladder, people stood up. 1238 01:11:37.279 --> 01:11:38.960 I don't know if it was like that for Dan too, 1239 01:11:39.560 --> 01:11:42.079 but on TV there was more than a few times 1240 01:11:42.119 --> 01:11:46.039 that Chelsea did anything and everybody in the audience reacted, 1241 01:11:46.079 --> 01:11:49.039 and I'm like, that's pretty fucking cool. That really shows 1242 01:11:49.079 --> 01:11:52.600 you that the fans want to believe in Chelsea and 1243 01:11:52.960 --> 01:11:55.399 rightfully so. And she won this match and it was great. 1244 01:11:55.520 --> 01:11:58.399 It was a great fucking moment. And yeah, that's where 1245 01:11:58.399 --> 01:12:00.720 we're at now. It's Chelsea, Chelsea, your new queen. 1246 01:12:01.760 --> 01:12:03.680 But this is the thing, and it always goes back 1247 01:12:03.720 --> 01:12:05.359 to and I'll say the same thing about the women 1248 01:12:05.439 --> 01:12:08.319 that I say about the men. It's amazing how looking, 1249 01:12:08.520 --> 01:12:11.600 acting and talking like a wrestler makes people believe in you. 1250 01:12:12.359 --> 01:12:15.239 Crazy right, yeah, And that's Chelsea. 1251 01:12:15.279 --> 01:12:18.239 And she's not even nah she's corny though. I think 1252 01:12:18.319 --> 01:12:21.079 that's what her appeal is. I don't look at her 1253 01:12:21.159 --> 01:12:25.520 and get the I'm coming for you, hulk hogun like, no, not, 1254 01:12:26.439 --> 01:12:30.520 It's not that Chelsea is corny. She's corny, but she 1255 01:12:30.680 --> 01:12:33.920 happens to be really cute and adorable. And then you know, 1256 01:12:34.119 --> 01:12:35.920 on top of it, she can rustle and not kill 1257 01:12:36.000 --> 01:12:37.199 somebody or herself. 1258 01:12:38.319 --> 01:12:41.119 Well, you know what it is with her, and I 1259 01:12:41.279 --> 01:12:44.039 don't think that people in WWE. And I was just 1260 01:12:44.119 --> 01:12:47.279 talking earlier about how you know when you see the 1261 01:12:47.359 --> 01:12:50.720 teenage girls crying over Kevin Owens, not because he's some 1262 01:12:50.960 --> 01:12:54.039 dreamy boy band guy, but because he's someone that they 1263 01:12:54.119 --> 01:12:56.720 might be able to relate to or equate him to 1264 01:12:56.800 --> 01:13:01.359 someone else in their life. Chelsea on this show where 1265 01:13:01.399 --> 01:13:04.039 it's like, hey, look at all these girls with flat 1266 01:13:04.119 --> 01:13:07.800 stomachs and big kits and these little, tiny, skimpy outfits 1267 01:13:08.159 --> 01:13:11.680 doing all these moves, And like you said, Chelsea's like, yeah, 1268 01:13:11.720 --> 01:13:13.920 I can do all those things, but I'm also just 1269 01:13:14.119 --> 01:13:17.560 kind of a fucking goof Yeah, I'm goofy, and I'm 1270 01:13:17.640 --> 01:13:23.439 fine with it because because this is this is whatever 1271 01:13:23.520 --> 01:13:27.960 people want to say. We all know the uh, the 1272 01:13:28.159 --> 01:13:32.119 character of the of the chick that time stops when 1273 01:13:32.199 --> 01:13:38.159 she comes into the room ovavavoom, right, Like everybody has 1274 01:13:38.279 --> 01:13:43.399 that in their minds, but realistically, the crowd, and not 1275 01:13:43.520 --> 01:13:44.920 even just the crowd, but like what a lot of 1276 01:13:45.000 --> 01:13:48.960 times that people like to see is that girl be 1277 01:13:49.319 --> 01:13:50.760 like successible. 1278 01:13:51.359 --> 01:13:54.720 I see her more like a like a youth group instructor. 1279 01:13:55.560 --> 01:13:58.880 She's the camp counselor you know what I mean, for 1280 01:13:58.960 --> 01:14:02.920 the w A or something. It's like, oh, kids, we've 1281 01:14:02.960 --> 01:14:04.760 got some fun to be had. You know. It's like 1282 01:14:04.800 --> 01:14:05.640 all right, she's. 1283 01:14:05.600 --> 01:14:09.560 She's the way too good looking normal woman in a 1284 01:14:09.680 --> 01:14:14.039 rom com, right, and the people like and there's you know, 1285 01:14:14.199 --> 01:14:17.000 corny as it is, like you said, people like that. 1286 01:14:17.279 --> 01:14:20.720 There's a reason why you watch the Like those movies 1287 01:14:20.760 --> 01:14:23.960 are always successful where they'd be like, here's this super 1288 01:14:24.159 --> 01:14:27.600 fucking crazy attractive actress and she's like, I'm just a 1289 01:14:27.640 --> 01:14:29.560 girl likes to drink beer and go to the go 1290 01:14:29.680 --> 01:14:33.840 to the baseball game. You like, yeah, well really that's 1291 01:14:33.880 --> 01:14:34.439 what she's like. 1292 01:14:34.760 --> 01:14:35.880 Is that really who she is? 1293 01:14:36.399 --> 01:14:39.520 And people are okay with that? And that's Chelsea And 1294 01:14:39.600 --> 01:14:41.760 I think even she knows that, you know, I think 1295 01:14:41.800 --> 01:14:43.279 she understands her character. 1296 01:14:43.840 --> 01:14:47.439 King Yo eighty eight for ten says Owens looked like 1297 01:14:47.560 --> 01:14:49.960 a start to night with so many girls crying. It 1298 01:14:50.039 --> 01:14:54.119 caught me off guard. Yeah, it's the relate ability that 1299 01:14:54.279 --> 01:14:59.359 I think a lot of wwees create creativity bots seem 1300 01:14:59.479 --> 01:15:03.279 to seem to miss they don't understand it. And I'm glad. 1301 01:15:03.319 --> 01:15:05.279 I'm glad to see that Kevin Owens went out there 1302 01:15:05.920 --> 01:15:09.000 got so much fucking fan for Minnesota, did right like 1303 01:15:09.079 --> 01:15:11.920 Kevin Owens today because I just kept thinking to myself, 1304 01:15:11.920 --> 01:15:15.199 because what is Aw's in Detroit coming up or whatever? 1305 01:15:15.399 --> 01:15:18.000 Like if Kevin Owens did this in Detroit, would they 1306 01:15:18.000 --> 01:15:18.840 have given a ship? 1307 01:15:19.520 --> 01:15:19.760 Yeah? 1308 01:15:19.840 --> 01:15:22.640 I think so, I think on the level of Minnesota. 1309 01:15:22.680 --> 01:15:23.439 Now I don't think so. 1310 01:15:23.680 --> 01:15:27.520 Maybe he's just he's a guy, he's a relatable fans. 1311 01:15:27.279 --> 01:15:30.279 Are different different parts of the country, you know that first, Yeah, 1312 01:15:30.319 --> 01:15:31.359 that's totally. 1313 01:15:31.079 --> 01:15:33.520 A different Well. Do you know what I think we 1314 01:15:33.600 --> 01:15:35.760 should do when we talk about other girls crying when 1315 01:15:35.760 --> 01:15:37.920 they see Kevin Owens, I think we should take this 1316 01:15:38.039 --> 01:15:40.399 as an opportunity to let all the in cell type 1317 01:15:40.479 --> 01:15:43.840 dudes that listen to this know. You know clearly it's 1318 01:15:43.880 --> 01:15:47.359 because he's just an alpha chad, you know, That's what 1319 01:15:47.479 --> 01:15:49.960 it is. It's just because he's like a high van. 1320 01:15:50.399 --> 01:15:52.319 I think he's just because he's such a like an 1321 01:15:52.399 --> 01:15:57.199 attractive look maxim guy. Who just mogs everyone. That's why, 1322 01:15:57.479 --> 01:16:00.600 that's why women like him so much, because he's a 1323 01:16:00.760 --> 01:16:03.439 pompous asshole that only cares about his looks. You know, 1324 01:16:04.640 --> 01:16:07.079 it's gotta be it. That's gotta be why he connects 1325 01:16:07.119 --> 01:16:09.560 with them and they and they care about him so much, you. 1326 01:16:09.600 --> 01:16:14.359 Know, Ah, Rock Luke. My favorite part was the mug 1327 01:16:14.479 --> 01:16:18.399 root Beard Dog mascot celebrating with Chad Gables family looking 1328 01:16:18.479 --> 01:16:23.279 forward to that Mania brand mascot battle royal. I almost 1329 01:16:23.319 --> 01:16:25.000 thought somebody's gonna take the hat up. 1330 01:16:25.239 --> 01:16:29.079 Everyone must have thought that, that whole crowd because because 1331 01:16:29.119 --> 01:16:31.199 they got quiet, and there's a part of me where 1332 01:16:31.199 --> 01:16:34.439 I'm going. If they knew that this was just an ad, 1333 01:16:34.920 --> 01:16:38.399 they would boo. But I think they were all waiting 1334 01:16:38.600 --> 01:16:41.279 for him to take that fucking cut off and have 1335 01:16:41.399 --> 01:16:46.159 it be whoever, somebody, right, someone from Chad's past, maybe 1336 01:16:46.239 --> 01:16:50.520 the guys who were who were the fucking the two goobers, 1337 01:16:51.239 --> 01:16:53.560 the tag team that ended up going with Ludwig. Who 1338 01:16:53.600 --> 01:16:57.800 were those guys I don't remember their fucking names. The brothers, Yeah, yeah, 1339 01:16:57.840 --> 01:17:01.640 the brothers there whatever, the Clay brothers or who gives 1340 01:17:01.680 --> 01:17:03.760 a shit. I was like, it's gonna be somebody like, 1341 01:17:04.399 --> 01:17:07.079 and it's like, no, no, no, it's just an AD no, no, 1342 01:17:08.079 --> 01:17:11.039 just a really emotional moment followed by an AD you know. 1343 01:17:12.479 --> 01:17:14.319 We'll say it earlier though, too. That's what they're gonna do. 1344 01:17:14.319 --> 01:17:17.680 They're gonna highlight these moments and they're just gonna start 1345 01:17:17.760 --> 01:17:22.159 putting sponsors on them. It's it's not about the wrestling anymore. 1346 01:17:22.680 --> 01:17:25.399 It's about the moments. That's what people pay for. And 1347 01:17:25.600 --> 01:17:28.840 moments like Chad Gable winning and getting the belts and 1348 01:17:29.399 --> 01:17:32.439 you know, getting getting the belts put them put on 1349 01:17:32.600 --> 01:17:35.079 him by Penta and yeah, of course you got to 1350 01:17:35.119 --> 01:17:38.039 put a Muggy the dog out there. 1351 01:17:39.279 --> 01:17:44.960 You know, your Adrian, I did it for twenty percent 1352 01:17:45.159 --> 01:17:46.760 less for switching. 1353 01:17:46.479 --> 01:17:50.600 To Guy go your Adrian. I did it and it's 1354 01:17:50.680 --> 01:17:52.640 my buddy, and I want it now. 1355 01:17:54.000 --> 01:17:58.119 Today today, today, I feel like like like the luckiest 1356 01:17:58.159 --> 01:18:02.039 man may man in the world, world world for switching 1357 01:18:02.239 --> 01:18:04.880 to to to Verizon. 1358 01:18:07.760 --> 01:18:13.760 Eight of the car for kids, all right, well. 1359 01:18:13.680 --> 01:18:16.880 Let's not get into cars for kids story, that whole controversy. 1360 01:18:17.239 --> 01:18:19.199 You believe that ship. You know what happened with cars 1361 01:18:19.239 --> 01:18:21.960 for kids right now? I don't think we're allowed to 1362 01:18:22.000 --> 01:18:23.439 talk about it on YouTube, But I have to tell 1363 01:18:23.439 --> 01:18:26.920 you about l always good to monetize. 1364 01:18:28.159 --> 01:18:31.439 Depends depends on what seat you're talking about, Like, if 1365 01:18:31.439 --> 01:18:34.399 it's in the front seat, okay, in the back seat, no. 1366 01:18:35.039 --> 01:18:37.640 Oh no, I think it was smart and nice what 1367 01:18:37.840 --> 01:18:39.199 they did for cars for kids. 1368 01:18:41.439 --> 01:18:43.079 If it's in the trunk, oh, dear god. 1369 01:18:43.359 --> 01:18:45.840 Yeah, oh I'm even This worries me more because I 1370 01:18:45.920 --> 01:18:47.560 know I don't think you don't know. But I can't 1371 01:18:47.600 --> 01:18:48.640 wait to tell you about it when. 1372 01:18:48.560 --> 01:18:53.800 We're off Fantastic another five from three shot t GK 1373 01:18:54.079 --> 01:18:56.560 much love. Mickey James would have been a role model 1374 01:18:56.640 --> 01:18:59.039 until w W decided to put over Michelle Callaway and 1375 01:18:59.039 --> 01:18:59.800 the piggy James thing. 1376 01:19:00.000 --> 01:19:02.279 Oh yeah, she's no, yeah, that's true. 1377 01:19:02.720 --> 01:19:04.359 Awful James. 1378 01:19:05.640 --> 01:19:07.399 By the way, in the Hall of Fame, that that 1379 01:19:07.520 --> 01:19:11.119 Michelle Callaway. Of course she's a legend. You know, she's 1380 01:19:11.159 --> 01:19:14.079 a legend. She's a real good wrestling real good. The 1381 01:19:14.159 --> 01:19:17.039 next Chelsea shout out, Chelsea, you know. 1382 01:19:17.600 --> 01:19:20.600 Is the human Money's on a pole match with Dan 1383 01:19:20.680 --> 01:19:26.199 Housen and uh defeating Dominic with uh you know, the 1384 01:19:26.199 --> 01:19:28.880 one hundred thousand of Dan Housend dollars. 1385 01:19:31.520 --> 01:19:33.640 Can we just say the less said about this the better. 1386 01:19:33.800 --> 01:19:35.680 And it's not because I'm gonna sit here and say 1387 01:19:35.680 --> 01:19:37.239 it was the worst thing I've ever seen it. It 1388 01:19:37.359 --> 01:19:41.359 was awful and I hated it, but it was Sacharin, 1389 01:19:41.840 --> 01:19:44.520 you know what I mean, Like it was just it 1390 01:19:44.640 --> 01:19:45.640 was a it was a It. 1391 01:19:48.359 --> 01:19:50.000 Had Jeff Jared's guitar. 1392 01:19:52.520 --> 01:19:54.199 Yeah, that's what I said too. I go, look as 1393 01:19:54.279 --> 01:19:57.039 Jeff Jarrett as soon as Jeff Jared thing. Yeah, a 1394 01:19:57.039 --> 01:20:00.399 bunch of Dwarves got beat up by a slightly bigger Dwarf. Yeah. 1395 01:20:00.640 --> 01:20:05.600 Yeah, and you know that girl's right. Alsatino the Pizza 1396 01:20:05.680 --> 01:20:07.439 roll worked his ass off tonight. 1397 01:20:08.199 --> 01:20:12.640 Yeah, he's he was. He was given Tiffany Stratton a 1398 01:20:12.720 --> 01:20:17.159 run for money. I think that was. That's the biggest 1399 01:20:17.239 --> 01:20:18.359 high flyer on the show. 1400 01:20:18.439 --> 01:20:22.119 I guess yeah, no, come on, man, this is it's 1401 01:20:22.319 --> 01:20:26.439 Dominant got nothing. I remember the days when Dominic just 1402 01:20:26.520 --> 01:20:29.199 being out there, people would boo him even if he 1403 01:20:29.359 --> 01:20:32.479 touched the microphone. You didn't have to fake it. You 1404 01:20:32.560 --> 01:20:35.239 didn't have to fake it. With dom people would boo 1405 01:20:35.399 --> 01:20:38.279 the ship out of him like it was just it 1406 01:20:38.359 --> 01:20:41.800 was an amazing level of heat. It was an amazing 1407 01:20:41.960 --> 01:20:46.279 level of response from a crowd just for a guy 1408 01:20:46.439 --> 01:20:51.600 existing and now now he's doing jokey joke ship with 1409 01:20:51.720 --> 01:20:55.920 Joe Henry and and Dan Housen and nobody fucking cared. 1410 01:20:56.600 --> 01:21:01.119 And what's tough is looking at this, you go, because 1411 01:21:01.199 --> 01:21:04.079 they put the fucking they put Dan Housen over in this. 1412 01:21:05.199 --> 01:21:07.520 It's not over, is it. They're gonna keep this, They're 1413 01:21:07.520 --> 01:21:09.319 gonna keep twoing this. 1414 01:21:09.560 --> 01:21:16.359 I'm waiting for dan Housen to take the belt. Well, 1415 01:21:16.399 --> 01:21:18.319 you know what, if you want to see if Mexico 1416 01:21:19.119 --> 01:21:21.760 would react to Dan Housen the way America. 1417 01:21:21.439 --> 01:21:24.479 Has, well, dude, they cheer for Lizard Guy and ship, 1418 01:21:24.560 --> 01:21:29.319 they'll be okay with Oh, they'll be okay with Dan Housen. 1419 01:21:29.479 --> 01:21:31.119 But you know what, maybe that's what it is. Is 1420 01:21:31.239 --> 01:21:34.359 dan Housen will interfere and help Grande Americano when the 1421 01:21:34.720 --> 01:21:38.960 when the championship from him, which is fine, but I'm 1422 01:21:39.119 --> 01:21:42.880 kind of hoping that they move on from this whole thing. 1423 01:21:43.199 --> 01:21:46.560 I mean, it's it just feels like it's dragged out 1424 01:21:46.920 --> 01:21:50.479 at this point. Dan Housen is like embarrassed them five times. 1425 01:21:50.560 --> 01:21:51.159 What's the point. 1426 01:21:53.039 --> 01:21:56.840 It's embarrassing too, And it's not even it's not just 1427 01:21:57.000 --> 01:22:02.239 me saying it's sports il straight. It's Annhausen's shark is jumped. 1428 01:22:02.840 --> 01:22:07.640 It is jumped. People don't care anymore. Stop it. Oh 1429 01:22:07.880 --> 01:22:12.359 he made the bag of moneys blow up? Who fucking cares? 1430 01:22:14.199 --> 01:22:17.600 Well. They're also once again leaning too heavily into something 1431 01:22:17.680 --> 01:22:20.960 to get to reaction. So now you have this guy. 1432 01:22:21.239 --> 01:22:24.039 He threw money into the crowd and he barely got 1433 01:22:24.079 --> 01:22:24.640 a reaction. 1434 01:22:25.680 --> 01:22:31.000 Yeah, dude, there is also this thing about too, where 1435 01:22:31.680 --> 01:22:35.680 now you have him ass he comes out, he has 1436 01:22:36.479 --> 01:22:39.479 he has dwarfs, his own little car. Now he has 1437 01:22:39.560 --> 01:22:43.199 an ice cream truck, he has like, he has so 1438 01:22:43.399 --> 01:22:47.359 much shit given to him at this point, this quickly 1439 01:22:48.119 --> 01:22:51.359 that I feel like they're like there's speed running, putting 1440 01:22:52.239 --> 01:22:54.840 him over and giving him all of this shit to 1441 01:22:55.000 --> 01:22:58.319 market him to the point where I'm not even sure 1442 01:22:58.399 --> 01:23:00.800 if the audience, like even a casual audience, is going 1443 01:23:00.880 --> 01:23:03.960 to be continually into this. I forgot he has a 1444 01:23:04.039 --> 01:23:04.560 blimp too. 1445 01:23:04.760 --> 01:23:05.119 I mean. 1446 01:23:07.880 --> 01:23:10.640 It's just a little a little too much. That's a 1447 01:23:10.640 --> 01:23:14.359 hard right, just a little a little too much. And 1448 01:23:14.479 --> 01:23:17.079 trust me, I'm not sitting here saying like they're shoving 1449 01:23:17.159 --> 01:23:19.119 him down our throats, like I'm like, no, no, no, 1450 01:23:19.239 --> 01:23:22.720 They're just using him like a marketing fucking tool to 1451 01:23:22.840 --> 01:23:27.760 the point where they're gonna burn the thing out. If 1452 01:23:27.840 --> 01:23:30.079 you already don't think that they have, which it's like, 1453 01:23:30.319 --> 01:23:32.479 if you felt that way like you do, I don't 1454 01:23:32.520 --> 01:23:36.399 blame you. They've already kind of figured out every single 1455 01:23:36.479 --> 01:23:40.039 way that they could speed run making this guy important 1456 01:23:40.079 --> 01:23:40.520 to the show. 1457 01:23:41.520 --> 01:23:44.000 Let's love the Zigler fan again for ten triple h 1458 01:23:44.119 --> 01:23:48.159 saying just get over is frustrating. How are you supposed 1459 01:23:48.159 --> 01:23:51.039 to get over if you're not booked? And even if 1460 01:23:51.079 --> 01:23:54.760 you are booked and get over, you become La Knight 1461 01:23:55.319 --> 01:23:57.640 getting crumbs because you're not in their plans. 1462 01:23:58.479 --> 01:24:01.359 Right, all right, Well, this this whole idea, Well. 1463 01:24:01.279 --> 01:24:04.880 Look at Dominic Mysterio. Dominic Mansterio is a perfect example 1464 01:24:04.960 --> 01:24:08.000 of this. He was over, He made it. He was 1465 01:24:08.079 --> 01:24:12.479 a great heel they had. They used him to bridge 1466 01:24:12.560 --> 01:24:17.680 the gap between Mexico and America. Dominic Mysterio single handedly 1467 01:24:17.840 --> 01:24:22.239 crossed the bridge of waters the Gulf of America for us, 1468 01:24:23.079 --> 01:24:25.960 and it's it's just amazing that even with all of 1469 01:24:26.039 --> 01:24:29.279 that they still drop him on his head. He's still 1470 01:24:29.479 --> 01:24:33.439 nothing more because TKO doesn't understand what Dominic Mysterio is. 1471 01:24:33.600 --> 01:24:36.319 Why would they they just learned about Ray Mysterio a 1472 01:24:36.399 --> 01:24:42.399 few weeks ago. He's new to that old wrestler's kid. Yeah, 1473 01:24:43.159 --> 01:24:44.039 and they don't like him. 1474 01:24:44.199 --> 01:24:44.399 Nah. 1475 01:24:45.000 --> 01:24:46.399 It's like, okay, well. 1476 01:24:47.920 --> 01:24:49.640 Do you know what also it is to this whole 1477 01:24:49.760 --> 01:24:53.039 idea like Triple A just said there saying just get 1478 01:24:53.159 --> 01:24:59.600 over it. We'll go from there. All right. Well, you 1479 01:24:59.800 --> 01:25:02.479 just keep putting the same twelve people on the show, 1480 01:25:03.520 --> 01:25:06.520 and a bunch of them don't get over, but you 1481 01:25:06.600 --> 01:25:11.439 keep putting them out there. It's weird too, what are 1482 01:25:11.479 --> 01:25:13.840 you talking about? You know? Okay, so then take the 1483 01:25:13.920 --> 01:25:16.000 people off the show that aren't getting over and put 1484 01:25:16.039 --> 01:25:19.199 the other people on. You're not gonna do that. You 1485 01:25:19.239 --> 01:25:21.479 can't get better if you can't get reps, right, you 1486 01:25:21.560 --> 01:25:24.279 can't get over if you can't get seen. It's really 1487 01:25:24.359 --> 01:25:27.880 not that hard to figure out, dude. You know, like, man, 1488 01:25:28.079 --> 01:25:33.720 you know what, why don't you just become a huge band? Well, 1489 01:25:34.680 --> 01:25:39.319 no one's hearing my music. People can't hear my music. 1490 01:25:39.720 --> 01:25:42.279 I don't know. Just become rich and famous? What's wrong 1491 01:25:42.319 --> 01:25:42.520 with you? 1492 01:25:42.960 --> 01:25:45.039 Why not? Why don't you just sell a million records? 1493 01:25:45.079 --> 01:25:45.399 Just do it? 1494 01:25:46.119 --> 01:25:49.359 Like, well, you you set up this system to operate 1495 01:25:49.479 --> 01:25:52.079 like this, and then you piss on people when they 1496 01:25:53.039 --> 01:25:54.479 he sucks. He's a fucking idiot. 1497 01:25:54.560 --> 01:25:58.239 I mean Larry Jester for two, says Corbyn. Corbyn, we 1498 01:25:58.319 --> 01:26:03.600 got Corbin here. See nobody cares you're wrong. Triple H said, 1499 01:26:03.720 --> 01:26:04.079 thank you. 1500 01:26:04.800 --> 01:26:10.760 No, thank you, Lary gesture, Well, do you know, do 1501 01:26:10.760 --> 01:26:12.960 you know what it is? Man? You just gotta get over, 1502 01:26:13.079 --> 01:26:13.960 like Baron Corben did. 1503 01:26:14.039 --> 01:26:15.960 Between's right, that's what you gotta do. 1504 01:26:18.000 --> 01:26:22.680 No, no, could you Can you imagine being somebody whoever 1505 01:26:22.720 --> 01:26:25.079 it might be one of these guys or girls backstage 1506 01:26:25.640 --> 01:26:29.920 that gets like no time and never gets featured and 1507 01:26:30.079 --> 01:26:33.119 never just has any sort of presentation by the company, 1508 01:26:33.640 --> 01:26:36.560 and he's like, just get over. That's that will help 1509 01:26:36.600 --> 01:26:38.720 you out. And then they're like, oh, yeah, by the way, 1510 01:26:38.760 --> 01:26:41.119 we're bringing back Baron Corbin so we can sell our 1511 01:26:41.159 --> 01:26:43.640 shitty fucking radio show that no one wants to listen to. 1512 01:26:44.520 --> 01:26:46.680 That's the whole point of bringing him back and giving 1513 01:26:46.760 --> 01:26:49.640 him a belt. So it's like, oh, oh great, or 1514 01:26:49.720 --> 01:26:51.680 maybe what I can do is get over and then 1515 01:26:51.760 --> 01:26:54.800 you can have me suck off a fucking mug root 1516 01:26:54.880 --> 01:26:59.640 beer dog in front of my family. Fucking trash. 1517 01:27:00.159 --> 01:27:03.880 I am looking and having a hard time finding the 1518 01:27:03.960 --> 01:27:06.840 Baron Corbin fan page on Google. 1519 01:27:07.279 --> 01:27:09.319 Oh you didn't find it. Maybe it's just maybe it's 1520 01:27:09.359 --> 01:27:11.800 just so big you can't see it. Sometimes that happens, 1521 01:27:11.840 --> 01:27:14.760 you know, like when you're sitting there, if I can't 1522 01:27:14.800 --> 01:27:17.039 find my glasses but they're on your head, you know. 1523 01:27:17.720 --> 01:27:23.239 Barndashcorbin dot net. All right, let's see what's at Baron Corbett. 1524 01:27:23.239 --> 01:27:24.600 Oh the site can't be reached. 1525 01:27:24.840 --> 01:27:33.000 Oh yeah neither. Yeah, oh the site the site is 1526 01:27:33.119 --> 01:27:36.000 no longer available. Yeah, neither are the people's interests in 1527 01:27:36.079 --> 01:27:40.439 this fucking clown. Yeah yeah. Oh man, Oh, should we 1528 01:27:40.560 --> 01:27:43.880 buy that website and then just put Airfox's video on 1529 01:27:43.960 --> 01:27:45.279 it running twenty four hours a day? 1530 01:27:45.399 --> 01:27:48.479 Maybe Luks Sullivan? Yeah, oh. 1531 01:27:51.279 --> 01:27:53.479 That's right, folks, continue to hear those super chats, So 1532 01:27:53.560 --> 01:27:58.840 we can buy Barrencorbin dot net and just run daypoored. 1533 01:27:58.359 --> 01:28:01.560 On it for hour just yeah, all day. Maybe we 1534 01:28:01.640 --> 01:28:04.439 can even use AI and just replace larg Sullivan with 1535 01:28:04.479 --> 01:28:08.119 Baron Corbin. I've never done this before. 1536 01:28:08.560 --> 01:28:13.640 Yeah, go and heard and stock herms. Oh no, I 1537 01:28:13.760 --> 01:28:14.239 am stuck. 1538 01:28:15.680 --> 01:28:18.640 Is the pimp candy and the guy at the same time? 1539 01:28:24.479 --> 01:28:31.720 What are you doing? Step Corbyn? Mm hmm oh MoMA's dog. 1540 01:28:31.840 --> 01:28:32.920 Corbyn don't come. 1541 01:28:32.800 --> 01:28:38.560 Home, and he told soon, Oh are you doing Steph Corbyn? 1542 01:28:38.760 --> 01:28:44.279 No, Jesus, His entest music is just a little drums 1543 01:28:44.319 --> 01:28:47.520 and porn hubit boom boom boom. 1544 01:28:53.039 --> 01:28:56.960 I'm stuck. I'm stuck in the drawer. Yeah, leave him 1545 01:28:56.960 --> 01:28:59.960 in there. Yeah, we've been there for another two years. 1546 01:29:02.399 --> 01:29:11.560 It's not good. It's me fuck sad. He's terrible. 1547 01:29:11.920 --> 01:29:15.880 Oh I'm not fucking in a phony way. I'm fucking 1548 01:29:15.960 --> 01:29:17.600 you by forcing you to watch me. 1549 01:29:17.680 --> 01:29:20.720 You're going And I know we've talked about this match 1550 01:29:20.720 --> 01:29:24.039 a few times now, pretty much in in full actually, 1551 01:29:24.119 --> 01:29:28.760 which had Gable defeeding Penta via submission, was great. It 1552 01:29:28.880 --> 01:29:31.960 was the sales for the Icy Championship. It meant so much. 1553 01:29:32.000 --> 01:29:35.840 It was eleven minutes long. That's what I was gonna say. 1554 01:29:35.880 --> 01:29:37.760 I'm like, man, I'm surprised this match didn't go like 1555 01:29:37.840 --> 01:29:41.680 a full fucking twenty. It really could have. That was 1556 01:29:41.920 --> 01:29:43.199 fine with it because it was. 1557 01:29:43.279 --> 01:29:45.479 And that's why I think the initial pop wasn't there, 1558 01:29:45.479 --> 01:29:47.560 because I don't think people thought that that was going 1559 01:29:47.600 --> 01:29:48.680 to be the finish that fast. 1560 01:29:48.840 --> 01:29:49.640 It was so fast. 1561 01:29:49.840 --> 01:29:53.439 Yeah, yeah, I think that that threw them off which 1562 01:29:53.520 --> 01:29:56.720 is funny when you think about it, because these people 1563 01:29:56.800 --> 01:29:59.399 are so used to like, well, I mean, you had 1564 01:29:59.439 --> 01:30:01.560 to know that the main event was going to be 1565 01:30:01.640 --> 01:30:06.479 nothing but spamming each others finishers fifteen times to get 1566 01:30:06.520 --> 01:30:09.760 the lemmings to jump up and down. So maybe that's 1567 01:30:09.800 --> 01:30:13.000 why they looked at them and just said, eleven minutes, guys, 1568 01:30:13.520 --> 01:30:17.000 all the all the fucking you know, ref bumps and 1569 01:30:18.199 --> 01:30:21.239 spamming finishers, Like I said, that is for the That's 1570 01:30:21.279 --> 01:30:24.720 for the shield guys. That's for the Shield, dude, not 1571 01:30:24.880 --> 01:30:28.560 for you, Come on, right, that's crazy. That's for the 1572 01:30:28.760 --> 01:30:30.039 real stars on. 1573 01:30:30.119 --> 01:30:32.560 The real stars, of course. 1574 01:30:34.319 --> 01:30:38.560 The fresh, fresh new stars the people need to see. 1575 01:30:39.960 --> 01:30:41.119 Orb and awful. 1576 01:30:43.319 --> 01:30:45.199 Yeah. No, it's a shame. It's a shame that this 1577 01:30:45.319 --> 01:30:46.560 match didn't go longer. 1578 01:30:46.720 --> 01:30:48.720 But you know what, it didn't not stay. 1579 01:30:48.720 --> 01:30:51.800 It's welcome, hey, and the right guy won, and let's 1580 01:30:51.960 --> 01:30:54.279 just pretend the whole thing didn't happen with the root 1581 01:30:54.319 --> 01:30:56.560 beard dog fucking costume, you know. 1582 01:30:58.319 --> 01:31:02.479 For five Michael Cole is more insufferable now than he was. 1583 01:31:02.680 --> 01:31:06.079 Is Vince's Barrett? Is he supposed to be a heel again? 1584 01:31:06.159 --> 01:31:08.319 Because I'm waiting for someone to kick his ass from 1585 01:31:08.399 --> 01:31:08.960 zig Lair fan. 1586 01:31:09.479 --> 01:31:11.760 Well, no, I mean, the only thing that these guys 1587 01:31:11.800 --> 01:31:13.880 have been trained to do for the past fifteen years 1588 01:31:14.079 --> 01:31:15.439 is to put over the shield people. 1589 01:31:16.159 --> 01:31:19.399 So but Michael call is a special case, like he's 1590 01:31:19.439 --> 01:31:22.199 the one that's controlling a lot of the narrative. How 1591 01:31:22.279 --> 01:31:26.560 the fans at home react like I think it was? 1592 01:31:27.000 --> 01:31:29.880 Actually here we go another one, real quick nine of 1593 01:31:29.960 --> 01:31:32.880 five frequency said, no joke. The serious broadcast over the 1594 01:31:32.920 --> 01:31:35.840 pay per view was so much more enjoyable. VIC was 1595 01:31:35.920 --> 01:31:37.840 doing legit play by play. I need to do that. 1596 01:31:38.520 --> 01:31:40.399 I need to actually do that, not to even plug 1597 01:31:40.439 --> 01:31:44.720 another WWE entity, But if there is an alternative, then 1598 01:31:44.840 --> 01:31:48.560 listening to Michael Cole, Glaze, Roman and Seph for an 1599 01:31:48.640 --> 01:31:51.760 hour straight and talk about like everybody else, like they're 1600 01:31:51.800 --> 01:31:55.880 just pieces of shit in a fucking kiddie pool, Like 1601 01:31:56.039 --> 01:31:59.119 that's I would rather hear something else. I would rather 1602 01:31:59.199 --> 01:32:01.720 hear somebody else do doing play by play. If that's 1603 01:32:01.760 --> 01:32:04.520 what Vick is doing on WWE Radio, then maybe that's 1604 01:32:04.560 --> 01:32:07.880 what I got to do, because Michael Cole ruins this shit. 1605 01:32:08.760 --> 01:32:12.960 He's There was a time, and it was a while ago, 1606 01:32:13.920 --> 01:32:19.159 where Michael Cole was just so terrified for his job 1607 01:32:19.840 --> 01:32:21.600 that you could tell that everything that he was saying 1608 01:32:21.720 --> 01:32:25.279 was robotic. But those days are gone. Michael Cole doesn't 1609 01:32:25.319 --> 01:32:28.840 have that strangle of control from Vince McMahon. There's no 1610 01:32:28.960 --> 01:32:33.000 way that I hug everyone. Triple H is fucking beating 1611 01:32:33.039 --> 01:32:36.119 on Michael Cole's head when he walks back there. So 1612 01:32:36.199 --> 01:32:39.880 the way that Michael Cole calls now is far more 1613 01:32:40.079 --> 01:32:43.359 natural to Michael Cole than it is to sit there 1614 01:32:43.399 --> 01:32:44.960 and blame it on the company. 1615 01:32:45.680 --> 01:32:50.720 I don't know. Yeah, he's just naturally bad at his job, 1616 01:32:51.000 --> 01:32:53.640 you know what I mean. Like it's just it's nice 1617 01:32:53.680 --> 01:32:56.119 to see like he's getting to live his true self 1618 01:32:56.199 --> 01:32:59.600 as a marginally a best talented person who's done the 1619 01:32:59.640 --> 01:33:02.920 same time up for thirty years, you know what I mean. 1620 01:33:03.000 --> 01:33:05.680 Like it's it's nice to see like he's getting to 1621 01:33:05.800 --> 01:33:09.319 be his true self that you. 1622 01:33:09.359 --> 01:33:13.239 Know, he's awful. It's not like he's always that way. 1623 01:33:13.319 --> 01:33:16.000 I think it also depends on who he's with. As 1624 01:33:16.079 --> 01:33:18.439 much as I love I fucking. 1625 01:33:18.359 --> 01:33:22.279 Way Wade in him together, they're not good. Wait, Wade 1626 01:33:22.600 --> 01:33:24.800 stock together is h what do they call it? 1627 01:33:24.880 --> 01:33:28.560 He enables him? Ye, Wade enables Michael Cole, and that 1628 01:33:28.880 --> 01:33:33.079 that ship needs to stop. Wade is so bad at that. 1629 01:33:33.399 --> 01:33:37.319 Wade is a toxic partner. You know it's been it's 1630 01:33:37.359 --> 01:33:42.199 been fifteen years. But uh, maybe old Girl was right, 1631 01:33:42.960 --> 01:33:47.720 Maybe Wade was problem, Maybe Old Northern Suplex was right. 1632 01:33:48.560 --> 01:33:50.279 But do you know what it is? I think with 1633 01:33:50.600 --> 01:33:55.439 with him, with Wade Barrett, if he is so willing 1634 01:33:56.039 --> 01:33:59.159 to just say what Michael Cole says with an accent, 1635 01:33:59.520 --> 01:34:03.640 that's all it is. Like Michael Cole's like, oh my god, 1636 01:34:03.840 --> 01:34:06.520 can you believe what happened? And He's like, Michael Cole, 1637 01:34:06.720 --> 01:34:10.680 I can't believe that happened. Whoa damn thank god we 1638 01:34:10.800 --> 01:34:14.239 have you here. What are you translating to Cockney? Gives 1639 01:34:14.239 --> 01:34:17.680 a fuck? If that's what you have, go away. We're 1640 01:34:17.720 --> 01:34:21.159 put in this position where like I'm laughing to myself 1641 01:34:21.319 --> 01:34:25.560 because I was like, Corey Graves is like he's kind 1642 01:34:25.600 --> 01:34:28.359 of a rough Listen. Now, I'm like, I'd rather Corey 1643 01:34:28.439 --> 01:34:33.039 Graves next to Michael Cole any day then Wade Barrett. 1644 01:34:33.920 --> 01:34:38.159 There's nothing there. There's no there's no banter. They don't 1645 01:34:38.199 --> 01:34:41.640 play off each other. It's just Wade Barrett, like I said, 1646 01:34:41.800 --> 01:34:46.319 agreeing with him and Cheerio. That's it. It's the same 1647 01:34:46.399 --> 01:34:47.479 fucking it's the same person. 1648 01:34:48.239 --> 01:34:50.680 He's a bad actor for that. I mean, Wade's a 1649 01:34:50.720 --> 01:34:53.000 good caller, he's got good history, he's a great wrestler 1650 01:34:53.600 --> 01:34:56.920 for what it's worth. But yeah, he's not that. He's 1651 01:34:57.000 --> 01:34:59.800 bad at being a color commentary guy. He's just bad 1652 01:34:59.840 --> 01:35:03.680 at being Michael Cole's partner. Michael Cole needs a specific 1653 01:35:03.760 --> 01:35:06.560 type of partner. For as much as people don't like 1654 01:35:06.640 --> 01:35:09.880 Pat McPhee, now, the reality is is Pat was good 1655 01:35:09.920 --> 01:35:14.000 with Michael Cole because Michael Cole could not rely on Pat. 1656 01:35:15.039 --> 01:35:18.800 Pat was unreliable because Pat was in his own fucking lane. 1657 01:35:19.439 --> 01:35:23.439 So Michael Cole needed somebody to save him. Would Pat 1658 01:35:23.520 --> 01:35:26.319 would just be like fucking swim bro, like I'm gonna 1659 01:35:26.319 --> 01:35:26.760 go over here. 1660 01:35:26.880 --> 01:35:32.000 Dan he shook that snow globe, because otherwise Michael Cole 1661 01:35:32.039 --> 01:35:35.079 will just sit there and be like one plus one, 1662 01:35:35.239 --> 01:35:39.000 there's two. Yeah, Apples and bananas are fruits. 1663 01:35:39.279 --> 01:35:41.880 You Tony Schiavanni and Michael Cole and tell me which 1664 01:35:41.880 --> 01:35:42.359 one's better. 1665 01:35:43.000 --> 01:35:47.279 Ooh oh god. If you put them together, If you 1666 01:35:47.359 --> 01:35:49.479 put them together, it would be like when people make 1667 01:35:49.520 --> 01:35:52.359 those videos, if when they have two ais on different 1668 01:35:52.359 --> 01:35:55.600 phones talk to each other. Yeah, yeah, you ever seen 1669 01:35:55.680 --> 01:35:59.119 that shit before where they like have Gemini fucking interact 1670 01:35:59.199 --> 01:36:01.399 with Chad JB. Like, that's what it would be like, 1671 01:36:02.800 --> 01:36:05.800 except it would instead just be two sixty year old queens. 1672 01:36:06.560 --> 01:36:12.560 Uh yeah, now this not not great, not great magem 1673 01:36:13.159 --> 01:36:13.640 and uh. 1674 01:36:13.720 --> 01:36:16.960 For two says Dan Housen is the modern day baby 1675 01:36:17.079 --> 01:36:17.840 Face doink. 1676 01:36:19.399 --> 01:36:21.520 Yeah, yeah, that's that's fair. 1677 01:36:22.079 --> 01:36:25.239 Baby Face was awful. 1678 01:36:26.800 --> 01:36:31.199 But imagine if you had baby Face doingk and you're like, yes, 1679 01:36:31.560 --> 01:36:35.079 but what if we gave him an ice cream truck, 1680 01:36:35.840 --> 01:36:44.079 a blimp hours of television time constantly, Like that's sort 1681 01:36:44.119 --> 01:36:46.640 of what it is. And by the way, it's not 1682 01:36:46.800 --> 01:36:50.439 going away. They're gonna keep doing this. They are going 1683 01:36:50.560 --> 01:36:54.119 to make sure that any sort of good will that 1684 01:36:54.239 --> 01:36:57.239 you had towards Dan Hausen is beaten out of you. 1685 01:36:58.600 --> 01:36:59.279 Bye bye. 1686 01:37:00.159 --> 01:37:03.119 Would you laugh? They fired him by the end of 1687 01:37:03.159 --> 01:37:07.079 the year, I mean seriously, if no, maybe not by 1688 01:37:07.079 --> 01:37:07.920 the end of the year, right, But. 1689 01:37:07.960 --> 01:37:11.359 Now they're gonna build him for the Christmas season, of. 1690 01:37:11.439 --> 01:37:13.800 Course, for Halloween and shit, of course. But I'm saying, like, 1691 01:37:15.000 --> 01:37:18.119 how much time does Dan Housen have left realistically? 1692 01:37:20.039 --> 01:37:22.600 One Christmas in one WrestleMania. 1693 01:37:22.479 --> 01:37:24.920 And then after that he you know, bus flip up. 1694 01:37:25.680 --> 01:37:28.720 Mmmm. Maybe though they'll ask him to take a pay 1695 01:37:28.800 --> 01:37:32.439 cut and then bring him into spots. Yes, the pay cut, Yes, 1696 01:37:33.600 --> 01:37:36.680 bring him in for spots'll bring it. And by the way, 1697 01:37:36.760 --> 01:37:39.159 I'm not even saying this like I'm angry that, like 1698 01:37:39.239 --> 01:37:42.680 Garrett Household, fuck the guy. Like now, I'm still glad 1699 01:37:42.960 --> 01:37:43.479 for him. 1700 01:37:43.920 --> 01:37:45.880 Because he seems like who cares. 1701 01:37:46.800 --> 01:37:50.159 He seems like a good person that wants to do 1702 01:37:50.359 --> 01:37:52.840 the right thing. I don't think he's like a bad 1703 01:37:52.960 --> 01:37:53.640 guy that I have. 1704 01:37:53.800 --> 01:37:55.800 I don't care if he was with that guy. He's 1705 01:37:56.279 --> 01:37:59.079 literally he understands his role is to make money and 1706 01:37:59.159 --> 01:37:59.880 get the fuck out. 1707 01:38:00.600 --> 01:38:03.680 Yeah, And I'm hoping that he does because also I 1708 01:38:03.760 --> 01:38:06.359 think it will help him because it's going to reach 1709 01:38:06.399 --> 01:38:09.039 a point within like I said, a year or so, 1710 01:38:09.880 --> 01:38:13.600 where if he even gets to that, people are going 1711 01:38:13.640 --> 01:38:17.119 to eventually go all right. We can only hear a 1712 01:38:17.199 --> 01:38:19.720 knock knock joke so many times, you. 1713 01:38:19.760 --> 01:38:21.359 Know what, There is a part of me that does 1714 01:38:21.479 --> 01:38:24.479 hope though that Dan Housen is full of his own ship. 1715 01:38:25.399 --> 01:38:28.319 And he presses his claim on Trip Late, saying you 1716 01:38:28.520 --> 01:38:33.039 owe me, you owe me a world title shot in 1717 01:38:33.159 --> 01:38:34.520 a serious feud. 1718 01:38:35.039 --> 01:38:42.079 Is you know it'd be great the house and goes 1719 01:38:42.159 --> 01:38:44.960 to Saudi Arabia and he's wearing the fucking turbine outfit. 1720 01:38:45.880 --> 01:38:48.880 There happen here, Like. 1721 01:38:52.239 --> 01:38:55.199 He changes up the makeup. Instead of it being white face, 1722 01:38:55.319 --> 01:38:56.239 now it's black face. 1723 01:38:57.039 --> 01:38:58.560 Yeah, he just does the end. 1724 01:39:00.119 --> 01:39:01.399 Is a heel now, so he wears it. 1725 01:39:02.399 --> 01:39:05.359 Yeah, yeah, he does a sting. Oh my god, are 1726 01:39:05.359 --> 01:39:06.680 they gonna do sting housing? 1727 01:39:06.880 --> 01:39:07.560 Are they going to do that. 1728 01:39:09.680 --> 01:39:09.960 Shit? 1729 01:39:10.279 --> 01:39:16.399 All right, I'm bad now Wolf three shots says push 1730 01:39:16.479 --> 01:39:20.359 Hos and got lame houses. Yes, we got it, thank 1731 01:39:20.399 --> 01:39:20.880 you doing. 1732 01:39:21.119 --> 01:39:23.159 Like I said, we got one Christmas. We got one 1733 01:39:23.239 --> 01:39:24.640 Christmas one Mania. 1734 01:39:24.640 --> 01:39:28.439 Street Fighter for five says Live Corbin and Raquel. You 1735 01:39:28.520 --> 01:39:30.920 know it's triple H booking when all the heels go 1736 01:39:31.079 --> 01:39:31.920 over all. 1737 01:39:31.880 --> 01:39:35.319 The time yep, and they all look like generic metal 1738 01:39:35.439 --> 01:39:40.319 people with biker vess and you know, make sure you 1739 01:39:40.399 --> 01:39:43.239 put on your bandana. Yep. It's triple H bullshit. 1740 01:39:44.760 --> 01:39:49.000 The so we get to the main event, which, uhincidentally, 1741 01:39:49.039 --> 01:39:57.239 I'm kind of laughing at Wikipedia because somebody edited it ed. Yeah, 1742 01:39:57.239 --> 01:40:06.439 apparently this is what Wikipedia reads us right now. Uh, 1743 01:40:07.520 --> 01:40:08.079 I mean they're not. 1744 01:40:08.119 --> 01:40:12.640 Wrong, Yeah, is accurate that is a good point. 1745 01:40:12.760 --> 01:40:16.279 There is no Roman Reigns. He's the Rock's cousin Roman Reigns. 1746 01:40:16.279 --> 01:40:20.039 I think I appreciate that more. Right, Well, you know 1747 01:40:20.119 --> 01:40:20.600 what's funny. 1748 01:40:20.600 --> 01:40:23.800 We were mentioning, you know, gay prawn earlier, right and 1749 01:40:24.640 --> 01:40:27.279 CM Punk was asked in an interview yesterday, and I 1750 01:40:27.359 --> 01:40:30.039 saw the cliff from it where someone said to him, 1751 01:40:30.479 --> 01:40:33.399 do you think WWE will ever do like a heated 1752 01:40:33.600 --> 01:40:35.439 rivalry type storyline? 1753 01:40:36.199 --> 01:40:36.399 You know? 1754 01:40:37.479 --> 01:40:40.880 And I didn't get to listen to Punk's answer, but well, 1755 01:40:40.960 --> 01:40:42.920 this match was going on. I was watching, and I 1756 01:40:43.000 --> 01:40:44.920 was going, I think that's what this is. 1757 01:40:45.800 --> 01:40:46.640 Well, it's supposed to be. 1758 01:40:47.399 --> 01:40:48.840 No no, no, no, no no. I mean, like the 1759 01:40:48.920 --> 01:40:54.600 show heated rivalry about the gay hockey players. Oh, and 1760 01:40:54.680 --> 01:40:59.399 I'm like, I think that's what this is. Like, I 1761 01:40:59.439 --> 01:41:04.680 think that's what this feud is. And in a way, 1762 01:41:04.800 --> 01:41:07.760 like I'm like, you know what, I can almost guarantee 1763 01:41:07.800 --> 01:41:10.840 you it's there. It's somewhere on the internet. And if 1764 01:41:10.880 --> 01:41:13.079 it isn't, I think I'm putting it out into the Easter. 1765 01:41:13.880 --> 01:41:16.560 There's gotta be fan fictions about these two guys fucking 1766 01:41:16.640 --> 01:41:16.960 each other. 1767 01:41:16.960 --> 01:41:17.560 Oh, yes, there is. 1768 01:41:19.039 --> 01:41:21.479 There has to be, because it's just at some point, 1769 01:41:21.520 --> 01:41:23.960 I'm just looking at it. I'm just going, this is 1770 01:41:24.159 --> 01:41:31.000 like borderline weird romantic attention between these two. We were 1771 01:41:31.119 --> 01:41:33.720 friends fifteen years ago, and it's like, have they been 1772 01:41:33.800 --> 01:41:37.319 hooking up this whole time? Is that what's going on 1773 01:41:37.560 --> 01:41:42.560 between these two? Because it's just it just really feels 1774 01:41:42.840 --> 01:41:45.640 like that, well, this is going on, and and somebody 1775 01:41:45.720 --> 01:41:48.079 I'm sure, like I said, someone's written it. It's probably 1776 01:41:48.079 --> 01:41:51.680 written it. Do you think that? You know? Dean Ambrose 1777 01:41:51.840 --> 01:41:53.439 was like what, like he knew what was going on, 1778 01:41:54.319 --> 01:41:56.560 and he was like, I gotta get out of here. Yeah, 1779 01:41:57.399 --> 01:41:59.960 But Dean Ambrose was like, I'm a big masculine, tough guy. 1780 01:42:00.159 --> 01:42:03.600 That's why I gotta fall on nails and shit, because 1781 01:42:03.640 --> 01:42:07.159 he's just trying to hide it, you know. Yeah, I mean, 1782 01:42:07.199 --> 01:42:09.640 I'm sorry, I have to make well listen, Triple A 1783 01:42:09.720 --> 01:42:11.720 S has made it clear that I have to make 1784 01:42:11.800 --> 01:42:13.920 up my own stories because he's not going to give 1785 01:42:13.960 --> 01:42:17.560 them to me. So I'm going to say that this 1786 01:42:17.760 --> 01:42:21.640 is ww's gay hockey show, Roman Reigns and seth for 1787 01:42:21.720 --> 01:42:25.000 Rawlins and the whole time I'm just waiting. I'm going 1788 01:42:25.199 --> 01:42:29.279 they're gonna kiss, aren't they They're gonna kiss now. 1789 01:42:29.520 --> 01:42:31.479 The first one that came up was a story called 1790 01:42:31.520 --> 01:42:37.399 The Rookie about WWE fan fiction about a thirteen year 1791 01:42:37.439 --> 01:42:40.880 old gymnast and a twenty nine year old Roman Reigns. 1792 01:42:41.560 --> 01:42:44.920 Oh no, I'm gonna stop reading this. 1793 01:42:45.079 --> 01:42:47.239 Here, say don't click on that. 1794 01:42:47.479 --> 01:42:57.720 Yeah, jesus, well, guys, the Tuesday, we won't be here 1795 01:42:57.800 --> 01:42:58.840 on Tuesday, missus. 1796 01:42:58.920 --> 01:43:03.840 Currently, all the Rocks. 1797 01:43:03.680 --> 01:43:05.960 Cousin Roman Reigns got me in trouble again. 1798 01:43:08.119 --> 01:43:10.560 I knew I should have just struck to Baron KORbin 1799 01:43:10.640 --> 01:43:11.439 fucking himself. 1800 01:43:12.359 --> 01:43:17.720 Thirty three minutes. Yeah, thirty three minutes of Roman Reigns 1801 01:43:17.760 --> 01:43:20.680 and Seth Rollins. And that's not even including the ten 1802 01:43:20.760 --> 01:43:24.359 minutes of entrances seth Rollins coming down there in his 1803 01:43:24.479 --> 01:43:28.520 fucking Kaiju costume that he's Satan for Comic. 1804 01:43:28.279 --> 01:43:31.720 Con and listen, I'm seeing people. A couple of people 1805 01:43:31.760 --> 01:43:34.479 are saying, like, oh, Joe keeps talking about stuff and 1806 01:43:34.640 --> 01:43:37.399 gay stuff. What am I supposed to talk about when 1807 01:43:37.479 --> 01:43:39.920 this is what Seth Rollins does? What am I supposed 1808 01:43:39.960 --> 01:43:42.000 to talk about? When Roman Reigns is out there acting 1809 01:43:42.079 --> 01:43:45.159 like these guys do, where they literally getting each other's 1810 01:43:45.199 --> 01:43:48.880 faces and have like Smooshi arguments, that's what this looks like. 1811 01:43:49.800 --> 01:43:52.720 At some point, it's just like, what the hell is this? 1812 01:43:53.840 --> 01:43:54.319 What is this? 1813 01:43:54.960 --> 01:43:55.119 Right? 1814 01:43:55.279 --> 01:43:58.880 Who is this for? Almost in a way, if it 1815 01:43:59.119 --> 01:44:01.199 was like these guys had a crusher on each other, 1816 01:44:01.560 --> 01:44:04.920 it would make more sense, sure, because what is it? 1817 01:44:05.000 --> 01:44:09.560 Otherwise fifteen years ago you were mean to me Dayton, 1818 01:44:09.720 --> 01:44:12.680 shut up, move on with your eyes. What is this? 1819 01:44:13.880 --> 01:44:14.920 And they yell at each other. 1820 01:44:14.960 --> 01:44:18.039 I'm number one, No I'm number two. No you're number one, 1821 01:44:18.159 --> 01:44:19.039 No I'm number two. 1822 01:44:19.159 --> 01:44:21.239 What are you arguing over tops and bottoms? Shut up? 1823 01:44:23.000 --> 01:44:26.279 Who is this for? Other than Disney adults and people that, 1824 01:44:26.439 --> 01:44:29.359 like I said, they have just started watching wrestling when 1825 01:44:29.439 --> 01:44:33.239 it was empty building, That. 1826 01:44:33.439 --> 01:44:37.199 Crowd reacted like this was the greatest match they'd ever seen. 1827 01:44:38.560 --> 01:44:42.960 Thee responses through Facebook and Twitter. I didn't check igor 1828 01:44:43.520 --> 01:44:46.239 or read it. I'm sure redd It fucking destroyed it. 1829 01:44:46.359 --> 01:44:51.279 But yeah, they were praising this. People that we respect 1830 01:44:51.359 --> 01:44:56.199 in the podcast game where were reviewing this match like 1831 01:44:56.319 --> 01:44:58.800 it was the greatest match they'd seen in ten years. 1832 01:44:59.760 --> 01:45:04.560 And don't understand that fanfare. And while you're explaining it 1833 01:45:04.640 --> 01:45:08.800 to me of how silly this feud is, there is 1834 01:45:08.880 --> 01:45:13.479 going to be a litany of people that vehemently disagree 1835 01:45:13.520 --> 01:45:16.960 with you. Not just sure because of the match itself, 1836 01:45:17.720 --> 01:45:21.199 but because of the core idea of the match. They're 1837 01:45:21.279 --> 01:45:24.159 going to think you're wrong. They are going to look 1838 01:45:24.199 --> 01:45:26.760 at this and go, you just don't get it, you 1839 01:45:27.000 --> 01:45:30.920 old fucking boomer, What the hell do you know? Roman 1840 01:45:30.960 --> 01:45:34.000 Reigns and Seth Rollins are on top of the show 1841 01:45:34.119 --> 01:45:38.119 for a reason. They're the two most important wrestlers in 1842 01:45:38.359 --> 01:45:42.560 WWE for a reason. It's not because Triple H pushes them. 1843 01:45:43.119 --> 01:45:47.680 It's because they so organically by themselves have attracted such 1844 01:45:47.720 --> 01:45:50.800 a large following. They make so much money for the 1845 01:45:50.880 --> 01:45:54.359 company that every time that they wrestle or meet up, 1846 01:45:54.840 --> 01:45:58.840 it literally is fireworks. I don't understand it. 1847 01:45:59.319 --> 01:46:03.119 So and this is it too. And we always have 1848 01:46:03.319 --> 01:46:07.039 this conversation about certain wrestlers and who could play their 1849 01:46:07.079 --> 01:46:09.079 spot and who could do their role, and who could 1850 01:46:09.119 --> 01:46:12.319 do what they could do. There's a dozen people who 1851 01:46:12.359 --> 01:46:17.279 could have had the same exact match. There's nothing special 1852 01:46:17.319 --> 01:46:23.399 about this. The same exact people could do and have 1853 01:46:23.720 --> 01:46:29.319 this match. And if someone goes, oh, you can't match 1854 01:46:29.479 --> 01:46:34.560 the history and the blah blah blah, all right, enjoy 1855 01:46:35.359 --> 01:46:39.239 but I don't need to see, honestly, either of these 1856 01:46:39.319 --> 01:46:45.000 two guys anymore. It's just not for me. I just 1857 01:46:45.159 --> 01:46:48.960 don't enjoy these guys and matches. And I'm waiting for 1858 01:46:49.079 --> 01:46:55.119 a time where these two dudes actually start, I don't know, losing, 1859 01:46:56.039 --> 01:47:00.600 putting over younger people, trying to build for whomever for 1860 01:47:00.720 --> 01:47:03.640 the future. But I don't know when that's going to happen, 1861 01:47:03.840 --> 01:47:06.479 and I don't know if it's going to happen anytime soon. 1862 01:47:06.760 --> 01:47:09.880 I don't think they know either. Yeah, I don't think 1863 01:47:09.920 --> 01:47:12.439 they genuinely have any idea. I think they want Oba. 1864 01:47:13.239 --> 01:47:16.520 I think Oba is the realistic idea that they want 1865 01:47:16.600 --> 01:47:22.760 him to eventually usurp the throne from Roman. I don't 1866 01:47:22.800 --> 01:47:25.800 know we else though, But this is the problem is now. 1867 01:47:25.960 --> 01:47:29.039 I look at it and I go, oh, now, okay, great, 1868 01:47:29.800 --> 01:47:31.960 here comes our young guy that we're gonna you know, 1869 01:47:32.279 --> 01:47:34.760 we're going to hitch our wagon to Oba. How many 1870 01:47:34.840 --> 01:47:36.960 times is Oba going to have to lay down for 1871 01:47:37.039 --> 01:47:39.760 these two fucking idiots before they finally let him win? 1872 01:47:40.600 --> 01:47:40.960 All right? 1873 01:47:41.600 --> 01:47:45.239 A dozen? How many times? How many years is he 1874 01:47:45.319 --> 01:47:47.079 going to have to lose to these two jerk offs. 1875 01:47:48.479 --> 01:47:51.000 They're not going to just let him. No, listen, I 1876 01:47:51.560 --> 01:47:53.760 could eat my words. I could eat my fucking words. 1877 01:47:54.279 --> 01:47:57.840 And they could say Roman is going to go against 1878 01:47:58.079 --> 01:48:02.399 Oba Femi at let's say Survivor series and Oba goes 1879 01:48:02.439 --> 01:48:05.399 out there and just shelax him. I could be wrong, 1880 01:48:06.319 --> 01:48:10.399 But do you think this company that has no business 1881 01:48:10.600 --> 01:48:14.359 model with this creative other than suck off the Samoan guy, 1882 01:48:15.039 --> 01:48:18.199 is going to have the foresight to say, maybe we 1883 01:48:18.319 --> 01:48:21.000 don't suck off the Simoan guy in this in this instance, 1884 01:48:21.680 --> 01:48:24.159 I don't think that they can. I don't think they 1885 01:48:24.319 --> 01:48:26.239 know how to do it. I don't think they have 1886 01:48:26.399 --> 01:48:26.880 the balls. 1887 01:48:27.520 --> 01:48:28.279 I really don't. 1888 01:48:28.720 --> 01:48:31.840 I don't think they have the guts to say, hey, 1889 01:48:32.520 --> 01:48:37.199 let's let someone muckle go out there and fucking humiliate 1890 01:48:37.359 --> 01:48:40.399 beat the shit out of Roman reigns. They let John 1891 01:48:40.520 --> 01:48:43.039 Cena have that him do that. They let John. They 1892 01:48:43.159 --> 01:48:47.680 let fucking Sina get killed by guys rock Right, he 1893 01:48:47.800 --> 01:48:50.720 got killed by Kevin Owens even pretty early in his career. Right, 1894 01:48:51.000 --> 01:48:53.720 you do all that, not up and do it with Roman. 1895 01:48:54.479 --> 01:48:59.199 Let's see if they do. I'm gonna say, probably not, right, 1896 01:49:00.800 --> 01:49:02.159 Just man, well. 1897 01:49:02.720 --> 01:49:04.279 Let's go ready to wrap it up. I don't think 1898 01:49:04.279 --> 01:49:07.079 we have any more don't know me old check real quick. 1899 01:49:08.520 --> 01:49:10.520 Let's see. Oh we do have a couple of real quick. 1900 01:49:10.880 --> 01:49:15.239 Oh okayshot t GK says, you guys here live, saying 1901 01:49:15.279 --> 01:49:17.000 that she wants the Roman time to run one thousand 1902 01:49:17.039 --> 01:49:19.840 plus days, and yet ESPN pointed out she had the 1903 01:49:19.840 --> 01:49:22.920 belt for one hundred days and only defended it once. Yeah, yeah, 1904 01:49:23.079 --> 01:49:28.199 kin with John in passing underneath the breath. But that's hilarious. 1905 01:49:28.399 --> 01:49:29.560 It's fucking hilarious. 1906 01:49:30.279 --> 01:49:33.920 She went to rot yeah, and then you haven't. God, 1907 01:49:33.960 --> 01:49:34.399 that's rough. 1908 01:49:34.960 --> 01:49:37.920 Corban had to go coming soon. Ah, you have no 1909 01:49:38.079 --> 01:49:42.319 idea if only he would go had come too. I mean. 1910 01:49:44.119 --> 01:49:46.279 I thought we were done with him. It really it 1911 01:49:46.359 --> 01:49:47.479 pumps me the fuck out, man. 1912 01:49:48.279 --> 01:49:51.199 Uh Bray Wyatt's lantern for five says, here's your viral 1913 01:49:51.279 --> 01:49:54.479 moments where your favorite person want a title, use code 1914 01:49:54.600 --> 01:49:57.640 WWE shill for tempting off your subway door dash order 1915 01:49:57.720 --> 01:50:00.760 eat Fresh. I mean you're not wrong. That's what they're 1916 01:50:00.760 --> 01:50:03.439 gonna start doing. They're gonna start having these type of 1917 01:50:03.479 --> 01:50:08.359 commercials during serious moments. I would not be surprised if 1918 01:50:08.439 --> 01:50:14.479 at money in the bank. The actual briefcase has advertisers. 1919 01:50:13.760 --> 01:50:18.920 On it, and they op and they open it and 1920 01:50:19.039 --> 01:50:22.640 a fucking Jimmy John sub falls out of it. So 1921 01:50:22.760 --> 01:50:27.359 are you're not just competing for a title match, you're 1922 01:50:27.439 --> 01:50:34.119 competing for a nutritious, delicious, five dollars foot long sandwich. Well, 1923 01:50:34.800 --> 01:50:38.119 oh my god, wait, wait a second. Not only am 1924 01:50:38.159 --> 01:50:42.399 I the number one contender for the championship, but also 1925 01:50:43.159 --> 01:50:44.359 I can eat fresh? 1926 01:50:45.359 --> 01:50:48.880 Oh shit? Lee's right, favorite match, least favorite match, and 1927 01:50:48.920 --> 01:50:49.800 overall rating, Joel. 1928 01:50:52.039 --> 01:50:55.079 But I mean, I'm just gonna start with I'll give 1929 01:50:55.079 --> 01:50:57.039 it a B minus because it was better than last 1930 01:50:57.159 --> 01:51:04.560 night amazing. Favorite match would be the Icy title because 1931 01:51:04.600 --> 01:51:06.720 it was it was a little too short, but you know, 1932 01:51:07.000 --> 01:51:14.119 good match, well, you know, good work. Least favorite Jesus. 1933 01:51:15.199 --> 01:51:16.840 I mean, I almost feel like I want to say, 1934 01:51:17.359 --> 01:51:19.000 I just want to say the main but I don't 1935 01:51:19.000 --> 01:51:21.560 even want to hear from people about it, honest to god, 1936 01:51:22.119 --> 01:51:25.640 just just be fucking annoying. I'm gonna go with what 1937 01:51:25.760 --> 01:51:29.439 am I talking about? The Baron Corbin thing. Obviously, Obviously 1938 01:51:29.520 --> 01:51:31.319 the Baron Corbyn thing is a fucking worse because what 1939 01:51:31.359 --> 01:51:32.399 are we doing with our lives? 1940 01:51:32.560 --> 01:51:35.920 You know, same fucking thing, same fucking reasons, same fucking rating. 1941 01:51:36.239 --> 01:51:38.399 There's nothing else I can add. I'm not going to 1942 01:51:38.439 --> 01:51:40.680 stray from you on this one. It was absolutely a 1943 01:51:40.720 --> 01:51:43.319 B minus B. I mean, if I want to be generous, 1944 01:51:44.199 --> 01:51:47.119 the icy meant so much. It was nice sea chadnet 1945 01:51:47.159 --> 01:51:49.279 Elements nicely one with his family and shit like, it 1946 01:51:49.359 --> 01:51:51.880 was a real touching moment. I might have put Kevin 1947 01:51:51.920 --> 01:51:55.239 Owens up there only because I was personally excited to 1948 01:51:55.279 --> 01:51:57.279 see Kevin Owens, but I felt like the Chad Gable 1949 01:51:57.359 --> 01:52:01.560 weight meant more and I liked seeing that. It's nice 1950 01:52:01.560 --> 01:52:04.760 to see those genuine moments. Although fucking Kevin Owens and 1951 01:52:04.800 --> 01:52:07.880 Sam he'syin, they're always money and yeah, I mean in 1952 01:52:07.960 --> 01:52:10.920 between Baron Corbyn and the main event. Yeah, the main 1953 01:52:10.960 --> 01:52:14.880 event sucks for a lot of reasons. But yeah, Baron 1954 01:52:14.960 --> 01:52:18.079 Corbin being out there and given any kind of time 1955 01:52:18.399 --> 01:52:20.640 is really just a waste of time. 1956 01:52:20.560 --> 01:52:23.479 In twenty twenty six. It's an insult, right, It's an 1957 01:52:23.560 --> 01:52:26.119 insult to your audience. I mean, there's no other way 1958 01:52:26.159 --> 01:52:29.279 to put it. There's a lot, Yeah, there's a lot 1959 01:52:29.359 --> 01:52:32.399 of below average wrestlers that are upstarts that they'll feature 1960 01:52:32.479 --> 01:52:35.079 on these shows. We already know who this guy is 1961 01:52:35.159 --> 01:52:36.960 and what he's capable of and it's not much. 1962 01:52:37.920 --> 01:52:40.079 Everybody, much love, thank you for joining us live on 1963 01:52:40.159 --> 01:52:42.720 the YouTube, live on Patreon, Patreon dot com, Fort Slash 1964 01:52:42.760 --> 01:52:45.960 Wrestling Soup. Make sure to show some love to RCWR, 1965 01:52:46.600 --> 01:52:48.840 Spitball Media with John Draper and the boys over there, 1966 01:52:49.680 --> 01:52:52.840 Luke and Rock Reviews, and yeah, everybody else that's been 1967 01:52:52.840 --> 01:52:55.239 around too, So thank you guys very much for supporting us. 1968 01:52:55.359 --> 01:52:58.039 Arcon's corner with Wookie. If you guys haven't heard from 1969 01:52:58.039 --> 01:52:59.720 Wookie in a while, so much love to him for 1970 01:53:00.000 --> 01:53:02.840 show it up and uh, we appreciate you and we'll 1971 01:53:02.840 --> 01:53:06.720 see you guys on Tuesday after we room you what 1972 01:53:06.880 --> 01:53:09.640 happens with the fallout of slumber Slam. 1973 01:53:10.079 --> 01:53:21.279 So yeah, callin, callin meet this day up by that kitchen. 1974 01:53:21.399 --> 01:53:24.079 You can't take the SI you need this day up 1975 01:53:24.079 --> 01:53:27.520 about that kitchen. You can't take the sipcause you can't call. 1976 01:53:27.640 --> 01:53:28.680 I need to numbers. 1977 01:53:29.159 --> 01:53:33.640 Callin mix your novious, call I mixed anous, callin. 1978 01:53:33.359 --> 01:53:35.920 Me tons you meet this day up about that kg 1979 01:53:36.000 --> 01:53:38.600 and you can't take the sip you need this day 1980 01:53:38.720 --> 01:53:39.720 up by that kitchen. 1981 01:53:39.880 --> 01:53:40.960 You may take a seat. 1982 01:53:41.920 --> 01:53:45.239 You call I need your numbers, Okay, like man hondey. 1983 01:53:45.560 --> 01:53:47.000 Oh, I don't want no bust. 1984 01:53:47.680 --> 01:53:50.720 I just want your nuther hop you little nana. 1985 01:53:50.880 --> 01:53:52.600 I'm gonna walk up right behind you. 1986 01:53:52.720 --> 01:53:55.720 Put you in there at the lame bang damon all 1987 01:53:55.760 --> 01:53:56.199 this day. 1988 01:53:56.199 --> 01:53:57.199 It's cause this call. 1989 01:53:58.720 --> 01:53:59.880 Call I need to another. 1990 01:54:00.560 --> 01:54:04.239 Collin meets your novels. Collin't means a nuts from niggas. 1991 01:54:04.239 --> 01:54:07.680 Stay about that case you can't take soup. You need 1992 01:54:07.760 --> 01:54:10.520 to stay up by that case you can't take soup. 1993 01:54:11.640 --> 01:54:16.600 Call ain't met your novels or swimming like the summer, 1994 01:54:16.960 --> 01:54:19.840 that she gonna be a Bama. She being kind of 1995 01:54:19.840 --> 01:54:22.920 away for a lady last five months, just to make 1996 01:54:23.000 --> 01:54:23.880 it do a row. 1997 01:54:23.960 --> 01:54:25.640 I got her smoke like five. 1998 01:54:25.479 --> 01:54:26.359 Brought the cats. 1999 01:54:28.239 --> 01:54:31.439 Coll Ain't needs your novels. Call ain't meet your lovers. 2000 01:54:31.960 --> 01:54:33.119 Collin meet your enock. 2001 01:54:33.199 --> 01:54:35.279 You meet to stay up by that cat you you 2002 01:54:35.439 --> 01:54:38.079 can take the soup. You need to stay up by 2003 01:54:38.199 --> 01:54:46.520 the kitchen. You can't take the soup. Rest the soup, bitch, soup. 2004 01:54:47.159 --> 01:54:47.199 So