Speaker 1: Yeah, what am I gonna say, dude? People people are
Speaker 1: losing their ship, ah in in a positive way. I
Speaker 1: guess they loved this main event. Everything about Roman Reigns
Speaker 1: and seth Rollins got them off their ass. The people
Speaker 1: who are they they loved it. Even the people online
Speaker 1: on Twitter and Facebook. There was a lot of positive
Speaker 1: initial reaction to this. I've I nodded off during the entrance.
Speaker 1: I mean I woke up, I saw the majority of
Speaker 1: the match, But I mean that really gives you the
Speaker 1: mindset of where I'm at. Yeah, this this main event. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well I can't even pretend to try with them, Joe,
Speaker 1: I just yeah, right, soup.
Speaker 2: Well that's it, man? Is that? I guess there's just
Speaker 2: a part of this audience that will never get sick
Speaker 2: of these two.
Speaker 1: I don't know why that's happening.
Speaker 2: I mean, I have to assume that his people are
Speaker 2: a good portion of them just haven't been here since
Speaker 2: the beginning with them. But I was doing the math,
Speaker 2: thinking to myself, all right, what year was it again
Speaker 2: where seth Rawlins hit fucking Roman Reigns in the back
Speaker 2: with the chair. Was that like twenty thirteen, twenty fourteen?
Speaker 2: Around that time, I think so. Right, So if a
Speaker 2: kid saw that when he was in first grade, he's
Speaker 2: going into his sophomore year of college. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's how long ago. That's how long ago this shit happened.
Speaker 2: I mean, what are we doing? It's like, hey, remember
Speaker 2: when this happened fifteen years ago or thirteen years ago
Speaker 2: or whatever. You're just like, oh my god, still we're
Speaker 2: still doing this. But then, like you said, maybe we're
Speaker 2: just both way off base because there's a lot of
Speaker 2: people or at least the people online or see and
Speaker 2: they're just going, oh my god, this is some long
Speaker 2: term story telling, a long storytelling, And you're like, god.
Speaker 1: It doesn't help how much coal glazes both of these
Speaker 1: guys in the main event. And and I get that's
Speaker 1: part of his job, right, Like, yes, it's his job
Speaker 1: to get people into it and invest it in Roman
Speaker 1: and Seth. But if he did his job even halfway
Speaker 1: on the level for anybody else, everybody else in this
Speaker 1: company would be insanely over the way he talks about
Speaker 1: Seth rollins and Roman reigns, you would have thought wrestling
Speaker 1: started because of these two. There has never been another
Speaker 1: wrestler before Roman reigns and Seth Rollins.
Speaker 2: And the funny thing is it's like even Wade Barra
Speaker 2: being like schid Rowling's wanted the best to ever do it.
Speaker 2: I'm like, come again to whom?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: How many wrestlers have you seen, Wade? I mean, once again,
Speaker 2: I get you're doing your job, but this is exhausting
Speaker 2: to hear people talk about these guys like they're the
Speaker 2: fucking the best thing that it's ever happened to wrestling.
Speaker 1: And respectful people too, right, Like, we get it. I
Speaker 1: get Michael Cole's doing his job. I'm sure he's getting
Speaker 1: yelled at by Vince McMahon Junior out there telling him
Speaker 1: what to say in the fucking head piece. And I'm
Speaker 1: sure you know Wade Barrett's just going along to get
Speaker 1: a long guy. But I mean, when you start seeing
Speaker 1: your peers, when you start seeing people online just openly, dude.
Speaker 1: I saw a w I saw WWE haters, aw fans
Speaker 1: glazing that this was the best main event that they've
Speaker 1: ever seen in WWE. I'm like, what the fuck is
Speaker 1: going on?
Speaker 2: That's that's that's recency bias if I've ever heard it.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: I know you guys love your aew but is that
Speaker 1: where we're going. This is the only thing that people
Speaker 1: can agree on, is that Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins
Speaker 1: are apparently the best wrestlers in the world.
Speaker 2: Will listen. I always hated the talk of you know,
Speaker 2: Kenny Omega's the greatest, and will Oshpray is the best
Speaker 2: wrestler in the world, and all these other people. And
Speaker 2: I'm like, with all of that said, your case for
Speaker 2: Roman Reigns instead of being that is very poor as well,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like what we get it.
Speaker 2: The guy has been pushed for a decade and a half.
Speaker 2: So once again there are people that the first the
Speaker 2: way that older guys, as older cats, we might have
Speaker 2: gotten our first wrestling figured it was the the you know,
Speaker 2: the plastic Hulk Hogan with the arms that couldn't move,
Speaker 2: and we go, oh shit, the hot gu Yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: but like for a whole generation of kids, that's Roman Reigns.
Speaker 2: And so hearing that from my younger fans, like I
Speaker 2: couldn't get mad at them for that.
Speaker 1: I understand, right, It's the John Cena thing that we
Speaker 1: dealt with. We're you know, in our younger days too.
Speaker 1: It was the Saint John Cena fans and now in
Speaker 1: their forties, you know, and that's that's I understand that
Speaker 1: same thing with the Hulkamenia fans and people my age.
Speaker 1: You know, everybody grew up loving Hulk Hogan. It's just
Speaker 1: I get it. It's like a turn of the generations.
Speaker 1: But when Hulk Hogan was, you know, the greatest wrestler
Speaker 1: of all time, he wasn't the only one. When when
Speaker 1: John Cena was the greatest wrestler of all time, he
Speaker 1: wasn't the only one. There were people that share the
Speaker 1: limelight with him. There were people that were acknowledged the
Speaker 1: way WWE kind of, I guess puts the spotlight on
Speaker 1: Seth and Roman. There is nobody else. There's nobody that's
Speaker 1: even close, dude. Tonight was actually pretty fucking awesome. I'll
Speaker 1: say that I loved tonight. Chad Gable and Penta stole
Speaker 1: the show for me, But that's only inking out Kevin
Speaker 1: Owen's returning by a smidge, which that was fucking fantastic too, like,
Speaker 1: and even the Dan Housen bit, they didn't overhamm it up.
Speaker 1: It was as silly and cheesy as it was supposed
Speaker 1: to be. If anything. I felt kind of sad a
Speaker 1: little bit for Dom, but we'll get to all that.
Speaker 1: But I led a solid night too for Summer Slam.
Speaker 1: It really was a solid night too. In comparison to
Speaker 1: where me and you and John were during Night one,
Speaker 1: we all kind of grit our teeth and just bore
Speaker 1: it that Night two is gonna suck, and it surprised me.
Speaker 1: I was genuinely surprised, you know, I mean, I know,
Speaker 1: they had Dave Chappelle open the show and that was great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, yeah it was. It was weird to
Speaker 2: see him sing like that. He's not usually a guy.
Speaker 1: That Yeah, if you closed your eyes, you could absolutely
Speaker 1: hear Dave Chappelle tell the joke.
Speaker 2: You know. Do you want to know what was actually
Speaker 2: the most surprising thing to me when they announced Woody
Speaker 2: there is there like a three time Grammy Award winner.
Speaker 2: I'm like, whody only has three Grammys? I feel like,
Speaker 2: who should have more Grammys?
Speaker 1: He was right, I know, right, well he was just
Speaker 1: actually rob Joe like, oh yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah he got them. Well no, but like I was
Speaker 2: laughing thinking about that because I'm going, well, he had
Speaker 2: that fucking the giant hoodie and the Bluefish album, and
Speaker 2: then he's been a country guy for like twenty years.
Speaker 2: I don't follow, but I know he does well for himself.
Speaker 2: It was just weird where it's like he's only one
Speaker 2: three grammys. I feel like I should have more than that.
Speaker 2: But then I remembered. I'm like, oh, yeah, he's singing
Speaker 2: the National Anthemate Summer Slam for WWE in twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2: So maybe I'm overestimating.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm I mean, he's no, he's no Lil Yati, No.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, he's no triplacious kid.
Speaker 1: You know all that either.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how many Grammys do you think she's gonna buy?
Speaker 2: I mean, when uh steal from some poor person that
Speaker 2: writes the music for her.
Speaker 1: Now, she was just waiting outside with with a fucking
Speaker 1: monkey wrench for Hoodie.
Speaker 2: She's like, I'm taking the song and you just hear.
Speaker 2: She's like, I'm such a baby because the manities make
Speaker 2: me cry. You're like, hey, that's Hoody song. You stole that.
Speaker 2: She's like, yeah, you prove it, prove it at lawyers.
Speaker 1: Pal.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, man, I have no idea who I mean,
Speaker 2: I do know who this is for. Like we've already
Speaker 2: mentioned it like, these have got to be people who
Speaker 2: are younger or have bought into the nostalgia of the
Speaker 2: story with the Shield, which at this point, it's like,
Speaker 2: we're still fucking talking about the Shield. Yeah, come on,
Speaker 2: nothing else. I mean, you'd swear it was the only
Speaker 2: thing that has happened in wrestling in two decades.
Speaker 1: But that's literally my point. That's what I was saying,
Speaker 1: is like if Michael Cole and everybody else would just
Speaker 1: open up their eyes or or at least stop glazing
Speaker 1: them so hard, I just I don't know it, it's
Speaker 1: just bothersome. There was those comments that you even put
Speaker 1: up when you and Dan were talking about Triple H
Speaker 1: talking about was it guys like Damian Priest need to
Speaker 1: try harder if he wants the limelight or some shit
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, well you know what, it's one gets
Speaker 2: over no nine pursuit of the time. We push them
Speaker 2: up my fucking ass cheeks. Your dude, dude, come on right,
Speaker 2: It's it's just he needs to Whatever people want to
Speaker 2: say about his writing or whatever it might be, he
Speaker 2: is not a person that they should have talking in
Speaker 2: these press conferences because he's so smug.
Speaker 3: He's so ah, he's always always been bad at it,
Speaker 3: though it's not even like, oh, this is some new
Speaker 3: development because of you know, his contention for the IWC
Speaker 3: Triple h has always been bad at public speaking.
Speaker 1: Whether it was a bunch of people or one on
Speaker 1: one with an interviewer, he's just he's so damn it
Speaker 1: justles over some words. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, every time he does one of these things, it
Speaker 2: makes me think of somebody doing a best man's speech.
Speaker 2: But they keep fucking up and like burying the in
Speaker 2: the groom. Do you know what I mean where he's
Speaker 2: just like, god, man, I don't I don't know how
Speaker 2: we got a girl like this. I mean, Jesus, she's
Speaker 2: so much better looking than him. Andy's got herpies, Like
Speaker 2: this makes no sense. And you're like, dude, you're supposed
Speaker 2: to be helping here. He's like, oh shit, yeah, you're right,
Speaker 2: that's a good point.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: His mom's fat, and everybody knows how fat his mom got.
Speaker 2: That's fucking weird.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: What happened with her menopause really kicked her in the tits. Huh.
Speaker 1: There was a shot there, dright in the beginning when
Speaker 1: you were talking on herpes. I swear to god. You
Speaker 1: look at the top right, it looks like she's got
Speaker 1: herpi's lip.
Speaker 2: No, it's just horrible injections. Yeah and they and this
Speaker 2: is all. This is what anybody can do with this point.
Speaker 2: It's not even impressive. The big the big fake filler
Speaker 2: and the glasses and the extensions.
Speaker 1: Like could be herpes lip isn't around, she's you know.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean that guy's gonna have to change his tattoo.
Speaker 2: I guess, right, isn't that. No, let's listen. I'm not
Speaker 2: trying to be too too mean. I don't know these
Speaker 2: people at all in any capacity, but if you're with
Speaker 2: someone for like three months and get a tattoo of them,
Speaker 2: you're a fucking moron. Like sorry, like just just as
Speaker 2: like a reasonable adult who also has tattoos. If you're
Speaker 2: making that choice, you're pretty dumb. Yeah, you're dumb. Guy,
Speaker 2: like or woman too, where like I've seen women do
Speaker 2: that too, where they get some dudes name tattooed on
Speaker 2: the like, oh god, that's a death sentence right there,
Speaker 2: Like you just you doom that relationship. But I mean,
Speaker 2: I guess in terms of a doomed relationship, I guess
Speaker 2: we should get into this card. Huh.
Speaker 1: Well, no, let's take a couple of uh, a couple
Speaker 1: of double much love from the people in the chats,
Speaker 1: Higler fan for four ninety nine says, you know what,
Speaker 1: if they're going to insist on making dom a joke,
Speaker 1: couldn't they have waited until he lost the most important
Speaker 1: belts in Triple A, the Doric House and stuff reeks
Speaker 1: of Russo. I don't even think Russo wants anything to
Speaker 1: do with this, because he's been and look, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna say that he's most sound mind when it comes
Speaker 1: to creative ideas, but even he recognizes that there's a
Speaker 1: lot of problems with the way that these storylines are built.
Speaker 1: And I absolutely agree, I absolutely agree. I think Dominic
Speaker 1: has turned into a sad sack right before our eyes.
Speaker 1: You took one of the hottest heels in the company people.
Speaker 1: People loved to boo Dom whether they liked him or not,
Speaker 1: it didn't matter, like it was the shtick. Like if
Speaker 1: Seth rollins and Roman reigns can have entrances. People love
Speaker 1: to boo Dom. That was a pastime, and now it's
Speaker 1: he's a church. He's a popcorn fark.
Speaker 2: I know. Yeah, And by the way, just JD, I
Speaker 2: don't know the iual term for it, but does he
Speaker 2: have that fear of little people? Uh phobia or something?
Speaker 1: Love that? I would love that a little person with
Speaker 1: the fear of little.
Speaker 2: People too close to home?
Speaker 1: Is that what?
Speaker 2: It is?
Speaker 1: Fucking awesome? I would love that if that turns out
Speaker 1: to be some kind of a god damn creative elements
Speaker 1: to JD's character. I can't stand those fucking nudgets.
Speaker 2: It's like when gay senators vote against gay rights or
Speaker 2: like you just he's He's like, oh, I hate these short,
Speaker 2: little fucking people with big heads, and you're like, well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he's only.
Speaker 2: Like six inches taller than the dwarves too. It's kind
Speaker 2: of awkward, but he beats the ship out of them.
Speaker 2: I do think that's Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: He was outside the ring. Yeah, he put the.
Speaker 2: Guy up in bodies, lamed him, and that ring did
Speaker 2: not move. I was like, oh Jesus, I'm like, I
Speaker 2: would have loved to have heard that little like him
Speaker 2: hit that man hits the bad that that little bread Yeah.
Speaker 1: I a Elino over there getting this ruffed up by JD.
Speaker 2: Get say what that buddy saying? Match of the night
Speaker 2: j D and a tiny little dwarf man that he
Speaker 2: body slams in the ring doesn't move.
Speaker 1: If they want to do that for the next three months,
Speaker 1: I'm okay with it. Okay, want to do that. Survivorsories
Speaker 1: just have become the like goldberg of of little people.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, j D. And he comes out till
Speaker 2: the dwarf it's in the ring. Mm hmm. What instead
Speaker 2: of the jackhammer? It's like what the little jack or
Speaker 2: something like that. What we call it the ball peen
Speaker 2: hammer or something, but we'll call it doesn't need to
Speaker 2: be a jack doesn't need to be that big.
Speaker 1: Straight fighter for five says you know, skipped Roman Seth
Speaker 1: because I knew it would be the world glazing these two.
Speaker 1: And you're not wrong. That's literally what we're watching across
Speaker 1: all social media platforms. And again, like Joe even said,
Speaker 1: it's it's not so crazy for a lot of these
Speaker 1: younger cats to really enjoy them because they were raised
Speaker 1: by them, they were raised as shield babies or whatever.
Speaker 1: But there's people that are our age and older that
Speaker 1: are treating these guys like they're the greatest wrestlers of
Speaker 1: all time. That this main event that we watched tonight
Speaker 1: was the greatest Summer Slam of all time, and I'm
Speaker 1: and I'm struggling to see it. I'm like, there's a
Speaker 1: point where the bar has been lowered so much that
Speaker 1: I even recognize how many matches that. I like that
Speaker 1: even fifteen years ago, sixteen years ago when the show
Speaker 1: started out have been like, well, what are you fucking high?
Speaker 2: No, I might have been like, well that was pretty mediocre.
Speaker 1: Right right, But now it's it's like, I'll just take
Speaker 1: whatever WWE gives me. Can you give me just some
Speaker 1: reason to be excited? And this main event is not it.
Speaker 1: You know what, if I would have cut it off,
Speaker 1: if I would have cut it off as soon as
Speaker 1: the entrances started, it would have been a lot better
Speaker 1: off for me. This would have been a perfect Summer
Speaker 1: Slam night too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, dude, the shtick in general is just so tired.
Speaker 2: It's so tiresome. Seth coming out wearing Seth wearing the
Speaker 2: outfits again, I'm like, God, who sees this and connects
Speaker 2: with this, who sees this and thinks that this is
Speaker 2: natural or cool or creative? Like even when they showed
Speaker 2: him coming into the building and he's wearing the stupid
Speaker 2: shield skull mask. I'm like, okay, just a reminder, folks,
Speaker 2: that was cool for five minutes fifteen years ago, right that.
Speaker 2: That's like if a wrestler started coming out with the
Speaker 2: fucking fidget spinner. Quite literally, he's like, whoa, look, fuck
Speaker 2: a fidget spinner. Like it's like that was a cool
Speaker 2: thing for not even like everyone. That was like a
Speaker 2: Midwest guy like fucking truck driving atv chud guy that
Speaker 2: uh you know, I'm going out going out hunted and
Speaker 2: putting on my skull face thing. And it's like and
Speaker 2: then you know, five years later they were crying about
Speaker 2: COVID masks or whatever. But like you just see that
Speaker 2: and you go, this is already dated everything about that date.
Speaker 1: That's funny you say that, Like Nidos right now, aren't
Speaker 1: fetching forty five dollars for a cube?
Speaker 2: Yes? Yeah, And imagine if fifteen years from now some
Speaker 2: wrestlers coming out squishing a kneedo. Oh yeah yeah, remember
Speaker 2: this really helps me, uh stay them correctly. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: that's great, that's great. I can't wait for them to
Speaker 2: do that. Whoever the kid is it's in, well, that's it,
Speaker 2: not Edi, Well he's up in NXT now. But like
Speaker 2: the twenty something year old kids fifty, yeah, they're thirty,
Speaker 2: they're like thirty eight years old, and they're like, hey, guys,
Speaker 2: remember remember this, Remember when this was the thing, and
Speaker 2: it's like, guys, move on.
Speaker 1: Can maybe five from David Carridine's closet. Good to see
Speaker 1: young upstarts like Baron Corbett getting a shot in twenty
Speaker 1: twenty six. You know, we'll get to that in a second.
Speaker 1: We'll get to some of these matches. But I definitely
Speaker 1: wanted to throw this up there too. I don't know
Speaker 1: if you had the chance to see very Corbin entering
Speaker 1: with his Harbor Freight shirt right from Walmart. It's fantastic.
Speaker 1: And what is this.
Speaker 2: Ahead I'm not for everybody, well you know what I
Speaker 2: should say, I'm actually for no one. That's yeah, this
Speaker 2: is what we can get into that we could talk
Speaker 2: more about it. I have no idea who this is for. Like,
Speaker 2: even listen, me and you when we don't like shit,
Speaker 2: we can at least usually break down most of it
Speaker 2: and go Even if this is not for us, this
Speaker 2: is for X, y Z of the audience. This is
Speaker 2: for this group of people this is for whomever. Baron
Speaker 2: korbit coming back after twelve years of getting no reaction
Speaker 2: ever ever outside of one time where he faked almost
Speaker 2: with mustard on his shirt for a couple months, no
Speaker 2: reaction well every.
Speaker 1: One time that he beat the shot out of Becky.
Speaker 2: Lynch so and then never they never acknowledged it every course,
Speaker 2: of course, Jesus Christ, what a fucking horror show that was. God,
Speaker 2: that was So I just don't understand outside of of course.
Speaker 2: Like and by the way, I'm sure Baron Korba doesn't
Speaker 2: care because it's money and it's work, and you know,
Speaker 2: he's getting put on television again. But this guy has
Speaker 2: to know somewhere in his heart of hearts that he
Speaker 2: is literally being paid attention to it all because they're
Speaker 2: trying to, you know, in vain push their little serious
Speaker 2: wrestling network, that's all it is. And so he can
Speaker 2: show up and do the busted open radio with the
Speaker 2: belt in front of him, and they can go, this
Speaker 2: guy's an authority, he's a champion.
Speaker 1: If that's the If that's the case, why why didn't
Speaker 1: they put it on Mark Henry out to believe Mark
Speaker 1: Henry coming back?
Speaker 2: Oh now, now he's not a big tough guy like
Speaker 2: Baron Gorbin.
Speaker 1: I get Tommy Dreamer out there for one more run.
Speaker 2: Come on, now, I believe Tommy Dreamer before him. Yeah,
Speaker 2: not even kidding. And I've made fun of Tommy Dreamer
Speaker 2: for years for looking like droopy dog. But I just
Speaker 2: got a bat that's fucking rough.
Speaker 1: So we had Dave Chappelle open up the show and uh,
Speaker 1: from there we get the first match. It's supposed to be, Uh,
Speaker 1: Sammy's ain out there versus h Jesus Christ. Why am
Speaker 1: My blank on it? Right?
Speaker 2: You got it?
Speaker 1: It was supposed to be. Yeah, it was supposed to
Speaker 1: be Sammy's ay and Finn Finn balor Bevin Ballar by
Speaker 1: the way, Wow, is he toning up for something? Does
Speaker 1: he have a movie coming up? I don't know, but
Speaker 1: I like the male genre because Jesus he was ripley
Speaker 1: and oily out there tonight.
Speaker 2: Well they announced him and it's just it jumped out
Speaker 2: at me. They go at one hundred and ninety pounds,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, if he's one hundred and ninety pounds,
Speaker 2: then I am six hundred and seventy five pounds because
Speaker 2: there's not a chance on this fucking earth. That guy's
Speaker 2: one hundred and ninety pound.
Speaker 1: I don't know. He was very sinewy, very ravishing. Rick
Speaker 1: Rude out there tonight, Dude. I was literally waiting for
Speaker 1: him to start gyrating with his own face on his
Speaker 1: ass like Finn Balor was in eighties mode. You know,
Speaker 1: well he's cut.
Speaker 2: And by the way, I'm not saying this like, oh,
Speaker 2: look at this skinny mini. The guy is an unbelievable
Speaker 2: fucking Oh.
Speaker 1: He looks crazy. He looks crazy in shape, to the
Speaker 1: point where I was like, is he leaving WW to
Speaker 1: go to Hollywood or something? Because right, right, is.
Speaker 2: He competing in the fucking men's high dive Olympics or
Speaker 2: some shit. But like he was so caught up that, like,
Speaker 2: just in that moment them even mentioning that weight, I go,
Speaker 2: that's that's horseshit. And I know, like obviously, in the
Speaker 2: wrestling world, we always add pounds onto people because it's
Speaker 2: supposed to be intimidating. You know, most people, you don't say,
Speaker 2: here comes the guy, ready to kick ass. He wears
Speaker 2: a buck sixty with a wet T shirt on, and
Speaker 2: fucking you know what I mean, like wearing a pair
Speaker 2: of fucking Timberlins. This guy's a buck eighty if you're lucky,
Speaker 2: and he hasn't pooped today. But at the same time
Speaker 2: they're like, Finn Bell, there's one hundred and ninety pounds.
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, he's not. And whoever is doing the photoshop?
Speaker 2: And by that, of course, I mean like whatever AI
Speaker 2: program they're doing or using for it, what the fuck
Speaker 2: are they doing with some of these guys pictures in
Speaker 2: their faces. Finn looked insane. You look like fucking Schmiegel
Speaker 2: in the picture. I go, this guy's a male model.
Speaker 2: How did you make them look so weird? Like this
Speaker 2: is a this is for a lack of better term,
Speaker 2: because it is a.
Speaker 1: Lot yesterday with the AI and I saw somebody pointing
Speaker 1: out online but what was it the commercial break They
Speaker 1: spelled commercial wrong or break.
Speaker 2: Wrong like they spelled commercial.
Speaker 1: Commercal. It was like, oh shit, that's awful. I mean,
Speaker 1: and of course they had that splash up one hundred
Speaker 1: times last night. Of course, Oh yeah, no, that's what
Speaker 1: it is. It's it's a lot of AI stuff. And
Speaker 1: I so here here's where I stand with that. I
Speaker 1: think AI is perfectly fine for small businesses, individual old
Speaker 1: businesses and stuff. You don't have the wherewith all the
Speaker 1: means the money to hire all these professional level artists.
Speaker 1: I'm okay with that. I understand why people use AI programs,
Speaker 1: so I'm just being genuine with it, right like I do.
Speaker 1: But I'm also not a billion dollar fucking company, right,
Speaker 1: you're telling me that a billion dollar company couldn't hire
Speaker 1: a team of fucking artists. You don't even need a team.
Speaker 2: You have two kids. It's just two people that are
Speaker 2: good at doing this, Like when you look at some
Speaker 2: of the stuff that's produced for YouTube videos and even
Speaker 2: like Etsy fucking you know pages.
Speaker 1: Individual little people though, right, like yeah, I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: wwe could have went on fiver for fuck's sakes and
Speaker 1: gotten a better gig, right.
Speaker 2: And that's what drives and I think that's what drives
Speaker 2: most people crazy, is because that just shows such contempt
Speaker 2: for the audience to the point where they just go
Speaker 2: So I'm not even going to spend ten dollars on you, right,
Speaker 2: we care that little like the Well, we're going to
Speaker 2: use the same technology like you said, you know, like
Speaker 2: a small business, like someone that makes a fucking flyer
Speaker 2: for a sub shop, Like we're going to do the
Speaker 2: same thing as them, as a billion dollar company that's
Speaker 2: on multiple networks and stream exerts.
Speaker 1: Oh, some random dive bars is having a club night.
Speaker 2: Oh right here, nineties night down at Bill's Bar, And
Speaker 2: you're like, oh, they're using the same thing as TKO
Speaker 2: and WWA, And that's.
Speaker 1: That's the problem, is that level of cheapness doesn't fly
Speaker 1: when you're a company on this level, when you're doing
Speaker 1: your second biggest show of the year arguably well.
Speaker 2: And I think also what makes it even more ridiculous
Speaker 2: is now we're at this point and it's boomer shit
Speaker 2: for sure, Like I want to make sure that that's
Speaker 2: a known thing because the number one group is people
Speaker 2: falling for the AI shit. Are your fucking dipshit boomers?
Speaker 2: Because outside of them, everyone is seeing this and knowing
Speaker 2: what it is too. They're not looking at it and
Speaker 2: going ooh, that's cool art, Like they know you just
Speaker 2: farted that out from a computer, Like they know that
Speaker 2: it's bullshit. But to them, they're like, oh, no one
Speaker 2: will ever, no one's gonna know our secret. It's like, no,
Speaker 2: we all know, we all know what you're doing. And
Speaker 2: it looks like shit, you know, it's it's fucking lame.
Speaker 2: It's so lame.
Speaker 1: So yeah, we get h Nick all this showing up
Speaker 1: before the match starts, Sammy and Finner in the ring
Speaker 1: and Nick all this, I don't know if he's turning
Speaker 1: heel or face.
Speaker 2: He healed baby face. It was very, very odd.
Speaker 1: The crowd was happy to see him. He came out there.
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, hey, by the way, if you didn't know,
Speaker 1: I got my job back, and it's like, no, why
Speaker 1: would we know. We didn't watch the fifteen hours of podcasts,
Speaker 1: post show interviews and WWE exclusives and YouTube exclusives that
Speaker 1: happened after the show because we were in bed.
Speaker 2: Right were yeah, right, and that was it too. There
Speaker 2: was something with Triple H right, like a thirty second
Speaker 2: long thing with Triple H was like I got your
Speaker 2: letter of resignation. No, I'm tearing it up because I'm
Speaker 2: such a good guy and who can have your job back?
Speaker 2: And yeah, like you said, nobody knew that unless they
Speaker 2: were watching all of the shit. But yeah, came all
Speaker 2: of this and then he was like, you know, the
Speaker 2: guy that just beat me last night and didn't really
Speaker 2: show me much respect in the loss or anything. From it,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do him a favor. Yeah, It's like, did
Speaker 2: they just come up with this?
Speaker 1: Yes, oh last minute. It didn't even make any sense,
Speaker 1: and Gunther didn't didn't help it any by coming out
Speaker 1: there and looking for a handshake. Even all this is like,
Speaker 1: what are you doing, dude? We you know, we're still enemies,
Speaker 1: and Gunther is insisting on the handshake, and I'm just like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck are you doing? Gun the like laughing,
Speaker 1: Like when Gunther came out there and he was laughing
Speaker 1: his ass off, I thought he was gonna laugh in
Speaker 1: all this his face like, yes, all this just brought
Speaker 1: gunn through out there, but clearly it wasn't on all
Speaker 1: this's behest. It was on the behest of Triple H
Speaker 1: or whatever else to get Gunther involved in this match.
Speaker 1: But then Gunther starts acting like him and Nick all
Speaker 1: this this are buddy buddy all of a sudden, and
Speaker 1: I'm I'm low key like, you know, this is actually
Speaker 1: kind of funny. I'm enjoying the fuck out of this.
Speaker 1: But storyline wise, absolutely no sense. Didn't make a lick
Speaker 1: of sense.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and the crowd was in that moment very confused
Speaker 2: and as much as I'm not like, oh, I don't
Speaker 2: want to see gun to wrestle. That's not the issue
Speaker 2: in this situation. You just had all this the night before,
Speaker 2: have this huge baby face reaction, right, and he overcame,
Speaker 2: you know, like all these you know, being a one
Speaker 2: hundred and fifteen years old, we know that he is.
Speaker 2: He's an old geriatric, falling apart man that beat the
Speaker 2: odds right but still lost. You know, wouldn't have just
Speaker 2: made sense for him to come out and say, hey, Minneapolis,
Speaker 2: you know, thank you again last night for your support.
Speaker 2: And you know, because of that, you know, I'm back
Speaker 2: as a GM and I have a little gift for
Speaker 2: all of you, the good people of Minneapolis. I made
Speaker 2: a couple of phone calls and I'm gonna make this
Speaker 2: into a three way and then the music hits. That's
Speaker 2: all you would have had to have done.
Speaker 1: Well, he didn't make that a three way, Joe, because
Speaker 1: afterwards he said, oh oh, settled down, everybody. I said
Speaker 1: gun throw was added to the match. I didn't say
Speaker 1: it was a three way match. And then he's like,
Speaker 1: and I'd like to introduce contestant number Contestant number four.
Speaker 2: Who's behind door Number four?
Speaker 1: And of course we got a huge ovation, a huge
Speaker 1: eruption for Kevin Owens, who came out there looking ready
Speaker 1: to go, absolutely looking like a fucking savage dude. Seeing
Speaker 1: Kevin Owens out there was fant When I saw little
Speaker 1: girls in the audience weeping for Kevin Owens, I knew
Speaker 1: that wrestling needs him.
Speaker 2: Well, well, miss, you know what it also is for
Speaker 2: there was many crying little girls they showed in the
Speaker 2: audience room. It's because Kevin Owens looks like their dad.
Speaker 1: Maybe, I mean, like, I'm like.
Speaker 2: Making a joke, but I'm also not. I mean, yeah right, no,
Speaker 2: the one who's heavy set and loves early two thousands
Speaker 2: butt rock, I might actually care about them. So they go, look,
Speaker 2: it's Kevin. Kevin Owens makes me think of my dad.
Speaker 2: For like, listen, I'm not trying to be mean this
Speaker 2: as a child, but like you look at this girl
Speaker 2: and you go, if you were to tell me that
Speaker 2: her dad looks like Kevin Owens, I would go, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's about right.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, oh for sure. I wasn't even knocking
Speaker 1: it like that at all, Actually I was. It really
Speaker 1: caught me off guard. It touched me because I'm like Wow,
Speaker 1: look at this. Kevin Owens is so unanimous at this point,
Speaker 1: He's so universally loved that even little girls can fucking
Speaker 1: cry for Kevin Owens. Guess in your face, Jeff Hardy,
Speaker 1: well what I mean, not even just that, but even
Speaker 1: back in the day, I remember, Oh, he's too fat.
Speaker 1: Look at that fat fuck Kevin Owens out there just
Speaker 1: being fat doing fat guy things, being he's in the
Speaker 1: ring with Roman Reins. He's too fat to be in
Speaker 1: the ring with Roman Reigns. Like these were the comments
Speaker 1: that mean you read that that I had to defend
Speaker 1: against for years, and now we're at the point where
Speaker 1: from some of the silly shit that he did, and
Speaker 1: he was constantly getting himself over, but I mean from
Speaker 1: some of the silly shit that he had to do
Speaker 1: over the years to this point where Kevin Owens coming
Speaker 1: back blew everybody's fuck and minds in half, and fans
Speaker 1: of all different age gaps absolutely went bananas form, at
Speaker 1: least in Minnesota. You know, honestly, that's one thing I
Speaker 1: really didn't do too much of. I saw a lot
Speaker 1: of positive reaction that Kevin Owens was back, but I
Speaker 1: don't know, I'm gonna wait till tomorrow to see if
Speaker 1: there was actual love for Kevin Owens or if that
Speaker 1: was just a you know, a hype.
Speaker 2: The crowd was just genuinely surprised or whatever it might be.
Speaker 2: But you know what, and this is kind of it's
Speaker 2: really funny when you know, if WWE didn't show us
Speaker 2: in the crowd that it was mostly like you said,
Speaker 2: it was mostly women and girls crying for him coming
Speaker 2: back in my mind, I'm going, have we hit the
Speaker 2: point with women in WWE where they're all so like
Speaker 2: statuesque and attractive and there's no you know, feeling like
Speaker 2: we talked about the big sister energy, the big brother energy.
Speaker 1: For a lot of these girls, are they looking at.
Speaker 2: A Kevin Owens that he's like the underdog like, you know,
Speaker 2: look at this ugly girl like almost like the ugly
Speaker 2: duckling girl, Like is that it? Maybe?
Speaker 1: I don't know, Yeah, no, no, I honestly I feel
Speaker 1: that that's more honest than the dad thing. I understand
Speaker 1: the dad thing. I think there's probably some merit there.
Speaker 1: I was joking about the milkshit obviously, but Owen's being
Speaker 1: the outcast makes a lot more sense.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, And like I said to some extent that's
Speaker 2: more relatable to if you're an adolescent who's growing up
Speaker 2: and they're like, oh man, look at this girl who
Speaker 2: you're supposed to connect with, and it's fucking Tiffany.
Speaker 1: Stratton, right, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like it's like, oh, yeah, you mean the girl that
Speaker 2: you know is a fucking bitch to me all the time.
Speaker 1: And who was the everygirl for for WWE female fans.
Speaker 2: Well, it could have been It could have been Lyra
Speaker 2: until they turned her into a heroin Addict.
Speaker 1: I mean maybe maybe in Minnesota. She's a Minneapolis nine. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right Jesus.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but no, you're right, yeah, who is who is
Speaker 2: that girl? Like that's what aj was? He says, Bailey,
Speaker 2: But now Bailey is their mom's age.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but Bailey isn't even in every girl. Bailey was
Speaker 1: exceptionally beautiful. I mean back in the day, Jesus Christ
Speaker 1: saying that is just awful. I know, She's girls like
Speaker 1: a j Lee, girls like Page were a little more relatable,
Speaker 1: you know, James was a little more relatable.
Speaker 2: You know, just but you know what, you know what
Speaker 2: it is, there's there is a fine line that's like
Speaker 2: this little spot and it's for men and women in
Speaker 2: entertainment where it's like parly attractive but not so we're attractive.
Speaker 1: And I'm right, yeah, she's she's a little California hippie girl. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I can I can see a lot of guys wanting
Speaker 1: to just walk up and have a drink with her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but the whole having a personality of the dead
Speaker 2: dog doesn't help.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that might be TV dog, not real life dog.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a good friendly dog.
Speaker 1: Well, but no, we get And I gotta say, Kevin
Speaker 1: Owens opens the thing up beating the ship out of everybody,
Speaker 1: well while Sammy stares there, just just stares at him,
Speaker 1: just beating the ship of fit and gut there. It
Speaker 1: was great. It was like really good storytelling because story wise,
Speaker 1: we haven't seen any interaction between Sammy and and Kevin
Speaker 1: in a while, and obviously they are longtime brothers but
Speaker 1: also longtime rivals. And and Sammy just doing the ping
Speaker 1: pong thing walk watch him go back and forth from
Speaker 1: post to post. I don't know, it tickled me. I
Speaker 1: thought it was fucking hilarious. It was a really good feeling.
Speaker 1: And then eventually there was that point where Kevin Owens
Speaker 1: and Sammy stop looking at each other, they give each
Speaker 1: other a big hug, and then they just go into
Speaker 1: punching each other in the face. And I'm like, wow,
Speaker 1: that is perfect. What a fucking perfect return.
Speaker 2: The inevitable, the inevitable end of any sort of match
Speaker 2: between these two. You know, wherever their careers go, they're
Speaker 2: gonna always send that back with each other. And that
Speaker 2: made perfect sense. That was a great, great moment and
Speaker 2: funny enough. And I think you and I and John
Speaker 2: were talking about this yesterday when we were running through
Speaker 2: the list of how everyone's a baby face. Well, I
Speaker 2: guess Kevin Owens also proved to me again tonight that
Speaker 2: when I was like, when he comes back, they have
Speaker 2: no choice but to make him babyface. Here you go, Yeah,
Speaker 2: what's he gonna do unless he immediately gets a title shot?
Speaker 2: I don't know beats they ever loving shit, but I
Speaker 2: don't even know, Like who just do?
Speaker 1: Yeah a title shot? Didn't he?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: This match for the number one cointender.
Speaker 2: So but like he'd have to like win the belt
Speaker 2: and then grab the microphone and be like you, I
Speaker 2: hate you people, You're all idiots. Like he would really
Speaker 2: have to lean into that in such a way where
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, he's a baby He's a fucking babyface now.
Speaker 2: But yeah, this match itself was The match was good.
Speaker 2: Obviously the players involved know exactly what they're doing, even
Speaker 2: just a little shit in it, you know, like uh
Speaker 2: oh in selling the neck at one point with Sammy
Speaker 2: and I'm like, yeah, good, Like It's just it's so
Speaker 2: nice to see like pros with some attention to detail.
Speaker 2: And when someone will say, well, you listen at the
Speaker 2: end of it. You guys are going to stay at
Speaker 2: the end of the night. These two that have been
Speaker 2: fighting for fifteen years, and how annoying that is. But
Speaker 2: these two have been fighting for even longer.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, there's also this little difference. It's called talent, and
Speaker 2: when you're glad to see people who are I.
Speaker 1: Do think it's that you're absolutely right about the talent.
Speaker 1: But I don't think it's that. I think it's the
Speaker 1: way that it's been staggered though too. Roman and Seth
Speaker 1: being put up against each other feels like a break
Speaker 1: glass in case of emergency thing. It's almost as if
Speaker 1: it's a go to for WWE. Kevin Owens versus Sami
Speaker 1: Zame doesn't happen that often. Yes, it's happened many times
Speaker 1: over the years. Go back to the roh, go back
Speaker 1: to Canada days, of course, but it's like you're talking
Speaker 1: about going back into the two thousands. This Roman reigned.
Speaker 1: Seth Browin's relationship started with the shield.
Speaker 2: And there's no way to explain it to people any
Speaker 2: other way. Both Kevin Owens and Sammy Zing are underdogs.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter how pushed Kevin Owens could have been.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter that I think he wondered how many
Speaker 2: times you wont the title? Like three times? You know,
Speaker 2: Sammy obviously had his first little eight day rain and
Speaker 2: edit out the door or whatever. But when push comes
Speaker 2: to shove, these aren't your guys that are completely obviously
Speaker 2: coddled and overpushed and sucked up to and kissed the
Speaker 2: ass of So even when they are, you know, listen,
Speaker 2: this is a rivalry that will never end. Okay, fair enough,
Speaker 2: fair enough, I'll take it from these guys, but I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna buy it from the two biggest fucking Neppo
Speaker 2: babies in the company. That's boring. It's fucking boring. But no,
Speaker 2: this match was good. This was a good opener.
Speaker 1: You know, Sieglair for four ninety nine says, you know,
Speaker 1: even the good stuff on this show is tainted. Gable's
Speaker 1: family moment had to include his sponsorship Chelsea. He had
Speaker 1: to be an intern for Triple H's female condom. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, I.
Speaker 2: Know.
Speaker 1: That surprised me that WWE is going to find a
Speaker 1: way two inject money into these popular moments, into these
Speaker 1: sacred moments, because that's what people pay for. People, they
Speaker 1: pay for the experience of WWE more now than they
Speaker 1: do the actual wrestling. They paid for the opportunity to
Speaker 1: hum Seth tunes, they pay for the opportunity to yet
Speaker 1: along with Jay Husso they pay for the opportunity to
Speaker 1: see a big moment like Chad Gable getting a title
Speaker 1: and his family out there in the ring. Like that's
Speaker 1: what people pay for as opposed to paying for the
Speaker 1: actual matches. I think people are so desperate to shove
Speaker 1: two shekels together to get some kind of feeling out
Speaker 1: of this company that of course ww is going to
Speaker 1: see that recognize it, like it's this has got to
Speaker 1: be some kind of basic psychology, right, Like there's got
Speaker 1: to be some doctor with a fucking piece of paper
Speaker 1: on the wall that could turn around and say, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is you know, mark psychology, this is what WWE
Speaker 1: is going to do from now on. Are the big
Speaker 1: moments that they know that they've planned at least to
Speaker 1: a point. We're going to start putting in dude wipes,
Speaker 1: We're going to start putting in uh yeah, Rby's commercials,
Speaker 1: like would you be surprised? Would you be surprised at
Speaker 1: these these big, all time moving, touching moments. Don't have
Speaker 1: like a little scroller bar at the bottom plugging WWE club, WWE.
Speaker 2: Boy boy, that was emotional. Go to betterhelp dot com
Speaker 2: backslash WWE.
Speaker 1: The fuck off that was your first problem.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll even throw in an extra five percent if
Speaker 2: you make it past the first year without aleating. No, dude,
Speaker 2: believe me. As this show went along, there were some
Speaker 2: very w w E t k O moments. Oh she
Speaker 2: has to either ignore or block out otherwise it will
Speaker 2: fucking screw up the whole experience for you, you know.
Speaker 1: Philip mffay nine for four ninety nine says this main
Speaker 1: event was awful. It's been officially twelve years since the
Speaker 1: shield broke up, and I am all set well this
Speaker 1: is also.
Speaker 2: One of those moments, and we'll get into the you know,
Speaker 2: the next big, big match, right. I think that they
Speaker 2: should have just had Baron Corbin pretend that he's Dean Ambrose.
Speaker 2: Maybe we should they should have just done that instead.
Speaker 2: If we're gonna keep pretending, like if we're gonna be
Speaker 2: so psychotically obsessed with the shield still, maybe they just
Speaker 2: need to recast Dean Ambrose, just Baron Corbin just like
Speaker 2: half him. Walker's right, Oh my god, Dean, he's back.
Speaker 2: Just you know, like when they just recast the mom
Speaker 2: and then nobody says anything.
Speaker 1: They just all pretend that the third Mountain was Baron
Speaker 1: Corbin all along.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he should just like Dean, is that you?
Speaker 2: And he's like.
Speaker 1: Joe. They can use AI to to put Baron Corbon
Speaker 1: and all the old footage, yeah.
Speaker 2: All of it. Sierra Barron barn.
Speaker 1: One more the next match. Uh Lamont Lamont Cash ninety
Speaker 1: eighteen nineteen eighteen, ninety ninety nine says I was I
Speaker 1: the only person board with the main event. I'm tired
Speaker 1: of Roman and Rawlins. I've been fighting with the iw
Speaker 1: C all day, and I think most of them started
Speaker 1: watching wrestling when covid started.
Speaker 2: I mean a lot of them have. I mean, I
Speaker 2: think that you're what they're gonna do?
Speaker 1: What else are they gonna do? Watch Filipino baseball?
Speaker 2: They're like, maybe I might as well get into this
Speaker 2: wrestling thing, and they're like, seth Rawlins is Christ, seth
Speaker 2: Rawlins is God?
Speaker 1: And what else is on ESPN ty Rugby?
Speaker 2: Oh all right, tell you well, I guess I'll just
Speaker 2: have to start crushing on these two guys with the
Speaker 2: same haircuts and beards.
Speaker 1: Ming Tuck is having an amazing year, But you know.
Speaker 3: I.
Speaker 2: Really love what's going on over there in the national
Speaker 2: cricket community. Yeah right, right, Oh my god, Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: that he's probably that That is probably who you're arguing with.
Speaker 2: And this is the sad thing. It's probably either new
Speaker 2: fans or once again middle aged dudes are just into
Speaker 2: anything that has WWE's name on it. They're just gonna
Speaker 2: like of course, just they're just they're down for everything
Speaker 2: that they do, and.
Speaker 1: They're the worst side of the WWE fans. Like as
Speaker 1: much as we've always joked about the sickos and the
Speaker 1: cultists and shit, and believe me, AW has some diehards,
Speaker 1: but so did TNA once upon a time back in
Speaker 1: the day, people may, oh yeah, yeah too. TNA absolutely
Speaker 1: had their souldiers, you know, where people were down for
Speaker 1: TNA and TNA could never do any wrong. And WWE
Speaker 1: has always had those two, those sick offens, those chair sniffers.
Speaker 1: I just refuse to acknowledge that, you know what, every
Speaker 1: show isn't the greatest show of all time. Every wrestler
Speaker 1: isn't the greatest wrestler of all time.
Speaker 2: Sorry, And honestly, it's almost worse, like when people talk
Speaker 2: about the IWC that complains and doesn't spend money, the
Speaker 2: IWC that puts over this shit that's terrible and also
Speaker 2: doesn't spend money. It's actually worse when you think about it,
Speaker 2: because they're sitting there they're like, oh, yeah, this is
Speaker 2: so great, this is all awesome, and the company's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: this is great, and this is awesome. You're gonna buy
Speaker 2: a shirt? No, oh never, never in a million years,
Speaker 2: I'll never spend a penny on it. But I'll tell
Speaker 2: you what, I sure think that it's great for the
Speaker 2: four hundred and seventy fifth time. I yeah, I have
Speaker 2: no fucking clue. I'm not surprised that people are all
Speaker 2: over the Internet saying how good it was and how
Speaker 2: amazing it was. It's weird to watch the people like
Speaker 2: the AW fans, right that a lot of them ended
Speaker 2: up going I love AW so much because they were
Speaker 2: sick of a guy like Roman getting disgustingly push and
Speaker 2: now six years later they're like, no, Roman's Roman's cool.
Speaker 1: Well that's the.
Speaker 2: That's the it's he didn't get better. That's the problem.
Speaker 1: Is what it is They've been in the fucking cage
Speaker 1: for so long that their captors are now they're friends,
Speaker 1: and that's where we're at. That's where we're at with WWE.
Speaker 1: WWE has had wrestling fans in the cage for so
Speaker 1: long that we forget they're not our friends. There are captors,
Speaker 1: you know, you know what it is.
Speaker 2: It's like when you don't eat sugar for a long time,
Speaker 2: a banana tastes like ice cream. You know, you're like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is tasting.
Speaker 1: Finishing off this match, Kevin Owens won over Sammy'same. Fantastic fashion,
Speaker 1: fantastic return. All four men looked amazing out there, and
Speaker 1: you know, to follow it up because you're thinking, wow,
Speaker 1: what a great opener, right, like, what in the world
Speaker 1: could you possibly have to follow such a such an amazing,
Speaker 1: an amazing match, and yeah we have Baron, Baron Corbyn.
Speaker 2: Speaking of Midwestern shud dad. You know I mean, I mean,
Speaker 2: give me a break. Yeah, And you know what it is,
Speaker 2: I think this to me, aside from the complete lack
Speaker 2: of personality and some reason canntinuing to forever, you know,
Speaker 2: be featured and then getting fired after twelve years of
Speaker 2: not being good at any capacity in the rehired, it's
Speaker 2: the fact that Corbin almost refuses to accept himself in
Speaker 2: a way that could make him a more palatable and
Speaker 2: watchable wrestler. And by that, I mean I think he's
Speaker 2: still somewhere in his mind he still wants to like
Speaker 2: look cool and tough and be like a badass. And
Speaker 2: I'm not denying that he probably, you know, he's what
Speaker 2: a jiu jitsu tournaments and shit, and it's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: the guy's six fucking ten, you know whatever. Okay, I'm
Speaker 2: sure he actually can do all the shit. But when
Speaker 2: you look at him, you go, this is not an
Speaker 2: intimidating guy. He's awkward looking, he has no facial expressions.
Speaker 2: It's almost like if he leaned into it in the
Speaker 2: ex and if he had a dumb scullet and like
Speaker 2: a crazy fucking facial hair, it was like itching himself
Speaker 2: and acting like a lunatic. That might actually help because
Speaker 2: him continuing to pretend that he's whatever the fuck this is.
Speaker 2: It's the fat kid wearing the shirt in the pool.
Speaker 2: We all know your fat, we all know you, we
Speaker 2: know what you look like. Please lean into it, Please
Speaker 2: accept who you are and what you look like, and
Speaker 2: maybe we can get into it and go with it.
Speaker 2: But like looking at this picture of him where he's
Speaker 2: wearing a singlet with a what is it some fucking
Speaker 2: like a fake ab rocker tattoo over it, and this
Speaker 2: is beyond dated, this is two thousand and five. Shit.
Speaker 1: Well, he's not for everyone, not for everyone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's.
Speaker 1: Not for everyone, Joe, I would love.
Speaker 2: If that was his ring name. Not for everyone.
Speaker 1: But huh. And he confused me because I think at
Speaker 1: some point didn't call him bishop and they actually had
Speaker 1: on his splash on his intro. They have the nomad, Like, god,
Speaker 1: how many fucking nicknames does this guy have?
Speaker 2: And you know what, they'll call him a lot of things,
Speaker 2: but they'll never call him interesting. That's what they'll never
Speaker 2: That's what they'll never call him. And I'm first and
Speaker 2: foremost let's just get this out of the way. Triple
Speaker 2: Ah is never beating the racist accusations after shit like this.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, like, when you have what you got
Speaker 2: with Trick, and Trick is far from perfect. He's green,
Speaker 2: he needs a lot of work on the shit that
Speaker 2: he does in the ring, but you have him, and
Speaker 2: he's losing the belt to a guy who the only
Speaker 2: reason I'm assuming you have him back in the company
Speaker 2: other than he might be cheap, is the fact that
Speaker 2: now he can go and like I said, hold the belt,
Speaker 2: well he does bust it open radio for you guys,
Speaker 2: and you took it off this young guy who you're
Speaker 2: trying to push it as an upstart for this very
Speaker 2: very very dead So.
Speaker 1: I think you're just being unfair. Maybe Baron Corbyn has
Speaker 1: figured it out. I mean I remember at the beginning
Speaker 1: of this match to Michael Cole also let everybody know
Speaker 1: that this is a very different.
Speaker 2: He found himself, Yeah, he found himself, Yeah.
Speaker 1: A person. He became a legitimate badass on the racist
Speaker 1: circuit by beating black people in his time off.
Speaker 2: So yeah, so I mean you got a cheer from
Speaker 2: in Minnesota of all places too, that's the right idea. Yeah,
Speaker 2: uh no, it's it's just looking at him and just
Speaker 2: knowing that this has never ever worked.
Speaker 1: And like I said, she's just gonna rip his single
Speaker 1: it off and looked like Ed Norton from American History acts.
Speaker 2: I was just he's just gonna look like one of
Speaker 2: those needles we were talking about earlier. This was actual, Yeah,
Speaker 2: Baron Corbin, listen, man, the guy could come back filled
Speaker 2: to the brim with trend. He could put on sixty
Speaker 2: pounds of muscle, he could be a giant, jacked demon monster.
Speaker 2: But underneath that is a soft faced little boy who's
Speaker 2: been overexposed for way too long, and the audience knows it,
Speaker 2: and they treated him as such.
Speaker 1: Spotch was a thud and look and I'll be fair
Speaker 1: trick and Little YACHTI weren't doing a lott either. Little
Speaker 1: Yachty was out there, he was performing, trying to get
Speaker 1: people on their feet, and there was some response, but
Speaker 1: I mean they just followed Kevin Owens coming out there too.
Speaker 1: This was an act.
Speaker 2: I mean, a real over wrestler.
Speaker 1: You and John have both talked about it before, like
Speaker 1: the death slot. This was as much of a death
Speaker 1: slot as you could possibly put two men in folloween
Speaker 1: again Owens and Sammy Zane for a Number one contendership.
Speaker 1: And I almost felt bad, not not because of Baron Corbin.
Speaker 1: I felt bad for Trick. I'm like, dude, even little
Speaker 1: Yachti's out here trying to pretend like he's gonna beat
Speaker 1: this ship out of Baron Corben with his with his stick,
Speaker 1: and I was just like, oh, it's so corny. But
Speaker 1: it's if it was at any other point of the show.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, I guess where else would
Speaker 1: you put them? If anything, you would have open up
Speaker 1: the whole show with these guys and then put on
Speaker 1: Kevin Owens. But yeah, I don't know where else you
Speaker 1: would have put them.
Speaker 2: Do you know? You put them out in the parking lot.
Speaker 2: Baron KORbin? Where you put him, you put him, and
Speaker 2: he's a valet parker enough, I mean, I get it.
Speaker 2: Now we're gonna be He won.
Speaker 1: Joe, I know, do you see that he's a picture
Speaker 1: right there?
Speaker 2: He won.
Speaker 1: He gets to carry the furry belt with them wherever
Speaker 1: he goes.
Speaker 2: Now. And the funny thing to me is this, there
Speaker 2: are a lot of people that are gonna say, well,
Speaker 2: you want some real heels, Well, here's a real heel.
Speaker 2: This is a heel, right, And this isn't. This isn't
Speaker 2: a heel as though this is someone who I want
Speaker 2: to see the babyface defeat. This is a heel, as in,
Speaker 2: please stop wasting everyone's time. This is annoying and everybody
Speaker 2: is sick of it. It's not like, oh, dang, you
Speaker 2: dastardly fucking villain. Like even when Roman was doing the
Speaker 2: tribal chief thing for a million years and it was like, okay,
Speaker 2: well's how's the tribal chief gonna, you know, cheat in
Speaker 2: this match and hold on to his belt, YadA, YadA YadA.
Speaker 2: With Baron Corbin, it's quite literally like what are we doing?
Speaker 2: What is this right? Why does why are we still
Speaker 2: fucking having to be subjected to this goddamn guy? Why
Speaker 2: is this still going on? And it's only more more
Speaker 2: insulting because once again you're taking it off a guy
Speaker 2: like Trick, where it's like, Okay, we're trying to do something,
Speaker 2: we want to do something with Trick, and then you
Speaker 2: have tons of people who are in the mid card
Speaker 2: that you're looking around and going, man, maybe they need
Speaker 2: to get a chance, and it's like, nope, nope, we're
Speaker 2: right back to this dude who no one has ever
Speaker 2: fucking cared about. And there he had another trick. Well,
Speaker 2: thanks for coming, Thanks for coming, Trick. I guess that's
Speaker 2: I mean, where does he go from here? Trick needs
Speaker 2: the belt? I mean really, Trick actually needed to have
Speaker 2: the championship, and mostly that's because of the entire presentation
Speaker 2: and the gimmick and if data leaned in more into
Speaker 2: him being like an arrogant heel and kind of building
Speaker 2: him in that way. This is somebody that could have
Speaker 2: a couple of years and grow into someone that you
Speaker 2: can make some money with. You will never, I repeat,
Speaker 2: never sell a single ticket because a Baron Corbin matches
Speaker 2: on the fucking card. That's just and please, by all
Speaker 2: means people in the comments, people that are listening to this,
Speaker 2: and people after the fact that right now, if you
Speaker 2: want to say no, no, no, I would leave the house,
Speaker 2: drive to a venue and buy a ticket to watch
Speaker 2: a Baron Corbett match. Fantastic.
Speaker 1: Good for you.
Speaker 2: I appreciate your low expectations. But you're very rare. I
Speaker 2: guess you know you're not the You're not for everyone, right,
Speaker 2: isn't that what the hats of right? Yeah, yeah, you're
Speaker 2: not for everyone. You don't represent them either, and neither
Speaker 2: is Baron Corbin.
Speaker 1: Jeremy Pasta forty seven for five says, been listening since
Speaker 1: twenty fourteen, not active in the discord. You guys have
Speaker 1: a legion of fans you don't hear from often. Love
Speaker 1: you guys. Piss shit Milk Guy forever. Ah, thank you,
Speaker 1: Jared Class second Classic.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, yeah, and by the way, just so you
Speaker 2: know the pischhit milk Guy. I'm pretty sure Baron Corbin
Speaker 2: was wrestling in the company at that point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and was right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it wasn't no, and we actually know. I think
Speaker 2: the second he walked out of NXT, it was a
Speaker 2: decline because they saw him for what he was, right.
Speaker 1: We shot TGK for five says no surprise, Triple H
Speaker 1: puts the belt on Paron Corbin because the audience complained
Speaker 1: about Baron Corbin being good. He's not over, never was.
Speaker 2: Never was. Three more And how funny is it to
Speaker 2: the Triple H quote? You know, if we see someone's
Speaker 2: getting over ninety nine percent of the time, where going
Speaker 2: to push him? Hey how about those that don't get
Speaker 2: over for ninety nine fucking years? How about that you
Speaker 2: just get you let them go and then rehire them
Speaker 2: and then push them again. I mean, dude, eat my
Speaker 2: entire asshole. It's ridiculous. Yes, talking about it for.
Speaker 1: Another five much love my friends, Finn says or Finn
Speaker 1: looks like a Greek god like, but they're never going
Speaker 1: to do anything with the guy. Meanwhile, Corbyn's body looks
Speaker 1: like a melted candle and he gets a belt. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's why I'm serious. Is Finn doing something like I'm
Speaker 1: not saying that it never looks bad, right Like, there's
Speaker 1: never been a point where Finn looked in the mirror
Speaker 1: went oh shit, I gotta lose one hundred pounds, Like
Speaker 1: that's just never happened for the guy. But he doesn't
Speaker 1: usually look this glistening right like he was getting ready
Speaker 1: for a for a for a casting couch after the
Speaker 1: match or something.
Speaker 2: Hey, you know, he's a big show. I mean maybe
Speaker 2: he was like, I'm going out the big show.
Speaker 1: You know, he was doing a Minneapolis casting couch. What
Speaker 1: is that Jesus.
Speaker 2: It's like, he's like, I gotta look good for Minneapolis.
Speaker 1: Bro, Yes, the leather seats.
Speaker 2: Uh. I know, He's like, really, yeah, dude, when you
Speaker 2: go to Minnesota, you want to put on wait there,
Speaker 2: I mean, I know it's the summer, but Jesus Christ, Yeah,
Speaker 2: thank God, thank god we're.
Speaker 1: That. You just put the hose on it to wash
Speaker 1: the ship off. That's awesome. Thanks for coming to him.
Speaker 2: Oh, go ahead and stick them, go ahead and chileleum.
Speaker 1: Candy to go. Brother.
Speaker 2: Oh there's so much candy. Uh.
Speaker 1: Next magic you had up on the car though. Following
Speaker 1: that was the interm WWE Women's title letter match, which
Speaker 1: again I went into this thinking nothing of it. I
Speaker 1: had fun watching this. I had fun watching this. They
Speaker 1: kept it active. All the girls were in there, they
Speaker 1: had their spots. I will say this, for as much
Speaker 1: shit as we were giving Tiffany Stratton, she is willing
Speaker 1: to get punched in the face and dropped on shit
Speaker 1: and thrown out the ring and set on fire and
Speaker 1: kicked in the ovaries. Like Tiffany Stratton is down for
Speaker 1: a beating. She really is. I mean, of all the
Speaker 1: girls in that match, Tiffany was like oh you want
Speaker 1: to punch me in the face. Cool, let's go yay.
Speaker 2: Well, well this is also at this point too, Tiffany's
Speaker 2: the youngest one of the match. If I believe, it's
Speaker 2: still correctly like, when it comes to being the person
Speaker 2: that should be bumping around, it should be her, you know,
Speaker 2: so at least she's, like you said, at least she's
Speaker 2: acknowledging the fact that it's you know, hey, maybe I'm
Speaker 2: the one that needs to be taking some of the
Speaker 2: heat and some of the beatings and not forty year
Speaker 2: old chart and you know, forty year old fucking what's
Speaker 2: her face there, dude?
Speaker 1: Jade Jade's awful cold go all right, so let's let's
Speaker 1: get into it. We had Charlotte Flair, Jade Cargill, Chelsea Green,
Speaker 1: Lash Legend, and Tiffany Stratton five way ladder match for
Speaker 1: the interim WWE Women's Championship. Yeah, Jade Jade was absolutely awful.
Speaker 1: They even brought in b fab and and machine at
Speaker 1: one point just to kind of help her along, and and.
Speaker 2: The crowd got they got a lot of heat because
Speaker 2: they did like Chelsea, they really like It's nice to
Speaker 2: see that for all of the split reactions that were
Speaker 2: subjected to all the time because you know, wwe choose
Speaker 2: your own adventure wrestling. At least the crowd pretty much
Speaker 2: unanimously agrees that Chelsea's cool. They like her, they want
Speaker 2: to see her do well. So that got a good reaction.
Speaker 2: But Jade, I, I have not seen a female example
Speaker 2: of gym muscles more so than her, maybe in my
Speaker 2: entire life. And again she moves like a nutcracker like
Speaker 2: it's just but she got again.
Speaker 1: On the TV side of things, you got Michael Cole Collen,
Speaker 1: a storm is covered. Oh look, a storm is rising
Speaker 1: up the ladder. Oh my look, it's Jed Cargill, the strongest,
Speaker 1: most beautiful woman at the world Russelly Entertainment. It's shut up,
Speaker 1: Michael Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2: It's like, it's like, oh my god, here comes this storm.
Speaker 2: It's and then you're just like, oh, all right, well
Speaker 2: she has.
Speaker 1: A superior yeah, hiband is still attacked.
Speaker 2: Man, I'm waiting for this storm to do one thing
Speaker 2: that looks believably dangerous.
Speaker 1: I'd rain shit on everyone.
Speaker 2: It's right, she's so wooden. Man.
Speaker 1: Oh and I know people glaze her too.
Speaker 5: I get it.
Speaker 1: She is dropped dead, gorgeous, totally fucking get it. But
Speaker 1: that's where it ends. She is Eva Marie of Women's
Speaker 1: wrestling right now, and Eva Marie at least had the
Speaker 1: sense to not step in the ring.
Speaker 2: And at some point, I don't know what it is
Speaker 2: where when she initially obviously left AW and went to WWE,
Speaker 2: I knew it, Mike, She's gonna have to unlearn so
Speaker 2: many bad habits from AW obviously, and I wasn't gonna
Speaker 2: immediately throw her completely under a bus.
Speaker 1: Doesn't like Sean Michaels and Brian Kendrick and like, how
Speaker 1: many other people can they possibly give somebody like Jade
Speaker 1: Cargill to breaker of her bad habits.
Speaker 2: I don't even think it's a bad habit. I think
Speaker 2: she just quite literally he cannot do the thing.
Speaker 1: It is not there, I see what you're saying. So
Speaker 1: it's not even a matter of she's just been trained
Speaker 1: wrong by Cody's people.
Speaker 2: Or QT Marshall or something. Yeah, that's right, it's not that.
Speaker 2: I think she is just not capable of it. And
Speaker 2: the funny thing is is like I've said that shit
Speaker 2: before about someone like Jade and people be like, oh,
Speaker 2: it was, because it's a woman or whatever the fuck.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, no, no, no, I've seen these gym
Speaker 2: guys a million times in my life where they come
Speaker 2: in and they're wearing the zubas and the spaghetti fucking
Speaker 2: strap his shirt, and you go, oh, man, look at
Speaker 2: this god damn guy. He looks like he's gonna be
Speaker 2: a and he can not do a thing. The type
Speaker 2: of athleticism that's called for in wrestling just doesn't fucking
Speaker 2: click with the guy. And that's Jade. Yeah, Jade can
Speaker 2: throw weights around. Yeah, Jade can do a kip up. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Like you said, Jade is a stunningly fucking gorgeous woman.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, she's a woman.
Speaker 2: Yeah. But the wrestling part, it is never loft click.
Speaker 1: She's very clunky in the ring. I think that's the
Speaker 1: biggest problem. When she was having her a little back
Speaker 1: and forth with Bianca and Naomi, she looked good, but
Speaker 1: obviously because she was in the ring with Bianca and Naomi.
Speaker 1: But in this you would think, Okay, well, here's an
Speaker 1: opportunity for her to at least hide those negatives. And
Speaker 1: I think because everybody was doing their own thing, it
Speaker 1: really it really amplified how clunky she really is she's
Speaker 1: kind of like, what is it the D two O
Speaker 1: two or whatever from fucking RoboCop, just walking around and shit,
Speaker 1: that's Jade Cargo, right, that's what she's trying to.
Speaker 2: Remember her spots, you know, like as all she's doing
Speaker 2: is she's just trying to remember where.
Speaker 1: I am, Jade cargol.
Speaker 2: Four steps two the left, four steps to the left.
Speaker 2: U I am climbing now I will climb. And yeah,
Speaker 2: there's not a single natural thing that she does in
Speaker 2: the ring.
Speaker 1: And Chelsea Green by default is just such a likable character.
Speaker 1: Charlotte Flair was fine out there, you know what, for
Speaker 1: as much shit as me and you have gotten over
Speaker 1: the years for cheerleading. For Charlotte Flair, I was happy
Speaker 1: that in this match she was just the middle middle
Speaker 1: of the She was just doing what she had to do.
Speaker 1: She wasn't stealing the ring, she wasn't stealing the spotlight.
Speaker 1: She was just in position, making sure everybody was okay,
Speaker 1: nobody was breaking their necks, like quietly in a way,
Speaker 1: I felt like Charlotte was really stepping up as the
Speaker 1: veteran of the spe.
Speaker 2: She was a veteran facilitator that was keeping shit in
Speaker 2: order she did a good job with it, and that
Speaker 2: is somebody embracing their spot and their role. That could
Speaker 2: get huffy puffy. I mean really like when people go
Speaker 2: Charlotte and her ego and she always wins and blah
Speaker 2: blah blah, and honest to god, I think that probably
Speaker 2: got more to her than it did the company. I
Speaker 2: think she made a stink and was still like, I
Speaker 2: want to win the bell and I want to be featured.
Speaker 2: They probably would go okay, sure, fair enough, but I
Speaker 2: think that that annoyed her and made her feel insecure
Speaker 2: enough to the point that she's almost been okay with
Speaker 2: taking a couple of steps back and going all right,
Speaker 2: sure you know what, guys don't want as much of me. Sure,
Speaker 2: but when I'm here, I'm gonna do what I know
Speaker 2: how to do. I'm gonna help these other people. And
Speaker 2: good on her for that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, Tiffany Stratton was doing her best to
Speaker 1: try and hurt herself out there, and Charlotte wasn't having
Speaker 1: none of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you will not hurt yourself on my watch.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: Tiffany's like, can I just jump off the top of
Speaker 1: the apron and land on my net? No? Stop? Stop that,
Speaker 1: stop that.
Speaker 2: Hey, how about the fat get watched? Yeah, Tiffany's like
Speaker 2: she's trying to get hurt so she'd get on workers' comp.
Speaker 1: You know, she's said, WWE vacation time till mania.
Speaker 2: She's picking herself off the black eyes, trying to put
Speaker 2: on non slip shoes before the before the ambulance gets there.
Speaker 2: Christ and then I've been wearing them the whole time.
Speaker 1: There's there's Jade Cargill light Lash legend. Who is I mean,
Speaker 1: did they make her shoes out of molasses? Everything that
Speaker 1: girl did was.
Speaker 2: And I like Lash. I want Lash to do well.
Speaker 2: And the big difference when you mention it and you're like, oh, well,
Speaker 2: like Jade, and it's like also like the big woman thing, right,
Speaker 2: but Lash is still so new to it and has
Speaker 2: so much more athletic ability and so much She's so
Speaker 2: much more capable of doing the damn thing. But in
Speaker 2: an environment like this, it didn't help her. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: she was slower than Caine. She was slower than fucking
Speaker 2: ca Now that makes me think, did somebody say to her, listen,
Speaker 2: you were the big woman, now I would just slow
Speaker 2: it down maybe, Yeah, And she just took it literally,
Speaker 2: She's like, can do boss? You know, who are you?
Speaker 2: That's like when somebody told Roman Reigns to slow down
Speaker 2: ten years ago and he said can do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like nope, still trying to complete the first objective,
Speaker 1: like he's.
Speaker 2: Just permanently existing on Gaber Patton like that is just everything.
Speaker 2: Roman Raine says, yeah, man, now it was tough.
Speaker 1: It was tough for Lash was out of place in
Speaker 1: this match, wrong environment for absolutely agreed. Actually, you know,
Speaker 1: the place that she should have had in this match
Speaker 1: was just going in there and knocking fucking ladders over
Speaker 1: if that's her only job was I can't win this,
Speaker 1: but then nobody else will either. This match will be
Speaker 1: three hours long until you're dead. It's like, oh, okay, well,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: Right, she's supposed to. If you're supposed to be the
Speaker 2: big spoiler in the match, then be the big spoiler, right,
Speaker 2: And that's okay, And there's nothing wrong with playing that
Speaker 2: role with this type of this type of stipulation match.
Speaker 2: But yeah, no, this wasn't really a good place for
Speaker 2: her to shine, you know, kind of sucks.
Speaker 1: I enjoyed it though. Overall. The match was a lot
Speaker 1: of fun, a lot of spots. Like I said, Tiffany
Speaker 1: Stretton was kind of the MVP of this, and I
Speaker 1: know we're talking about Chelsea Green. Chelsea Green absolutely had
Speaker 1: that crowd eating out of the palm of her hand.
Speaker 1: Every time she got close that fucking ladder, people stood up.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was like that for Dan too,
Speaker 1: but on TV there was more than a few times
Speaker 1: that Chelsea did anything and everybody in the audience reacted,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, that's pretty fucking cool. That really shows
Speaker 1: you that the fans want to believe in Chelsea and
Speaker 1: rightfully so. And she won this match and it was great.
Speaker 1: It was a great fucking moment. And yeah, that's where
Speaker 1: we're at now. It's Chelsea, Chelsea, your new queen.
Speaker 2: But this is the thing, and it always goes back
Speaker 2: to and I'll say the same thing about the women
Speaker 2: that I say about the men. It's amazing how looking,
Speaker 2: acting and talking like a wrestler makes people believe in you.
Speaker 2: Crazy right, yeah, And that's Chelsea.
Speaker 1: And she's not even nah she's corny though. I think
Speaker 1: that's what her appeal is. I don't look at her
Speaker 1: and get the I'm coming for you, hulk hogun like, no, not,
Speaker 1: It's not that Chelsea is corny. She's corny, but she
Speaker 1: happens to be really cute and adorable. And then you know,
Speaker 1: on top of it, she can rustle and not kill
Speaker 1: somebody or herself.
Speaker 2: Well, you know what it is with her, and I
Speaker 2: don't think that people in WWE. And I was just
Speaker 2: talking earlier about how you know when you see the
Speaker 2: teenage girls crying over Kevin Owens, not because he's some
Speaker 2: dreamy boy band guy, but because he's someone that they
Speaker 2: might be able to relate to or equate him to
Speaker 2: someone else in their life. Chelsea on this show where
Speaker 2: it's like, hey, look at all these girls with flat
Speaker 2: stomachs and big kits and these little, tiny, skimpy outfits
Speaker 2: doing all these moves, And like you said, Chelsea's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I can do all those things, but I'm also just
Speaker 2: kind of a fucking goof Yeah, I'm goofy, and I'm
Speaker 2: fine with it because because this is this is whatever
Speaker 2: people want to say. We all know the uh, the
Speaker 2: character of the of the chick that time stops when
Speaker 2: she comes into the room ovavavoom, right, Like everybody has
Speaker 2: that in their minds, but realistically, the crowd, and not
Speaker 2: even just the crowd, but like what a lot of
Speaker 2: times that people like to see is that girl be
Speaker 2: like successible.
Speaker 1: I see her more like a like a youth group instructor.
Speaker 1: She's the camp counselor you know what I mean, for
Speaker 1: the w A or something. It's like, oh, kids, we've
Speaker 1: got some fun to be had. You know. It's like
Speaker 1: all right, she's.
Speaker 2: She's the way too good looking normal woman in a
Speaker 2: rom com, right, and the people like and there's you know,
Speaker 2: corny as it is, like you said, people like that.
Speaker 2: There's a reason why you watch the Like those movies
Speaker 2: are always successful where they'd be like, here's this super
Speaker 2: fucking crazy attractive actress and she's like, I'm just a
Speaker 2: girl likes to drink beer and go to the go
Speaker 2: to the baseball game. You like, yeah, well really that's
Speaker 2: what she's like.
Speaker 1: Is that really who she is?
Speaker 2: And people are okay with that? And that's Chelsea And
Speaker 2: I think even she knows that, you know, I think
Speaker 2: she understands her character.
Speaker 1: King Yo eighty eight for ten says Owens looked like
Speaker 1: a start to night with so many girls crying. It
Speaker 1: caught me off guard. Yeah, it's the relate ability that
Speaker 1: I think a lot of wwees create creativity bots seem
Speaker 1: to seem to miss they don't understand it. And I'm glad.
Speaker 1: I'm glad to see that Kevin Owens went out there
Speaker 1: got so much fucking fan for Minnesota, did right like
Speaker 1: Kevin Owens today because I just kept thinking to myself,
Speaker 1: because what is Aw's in Detroit coming up or whatever?
Speaker 1: Like if Kevin Owens did this in Detroit, would they
Speaker 1: have given a ship?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think so, I think on the level of Minnesota.
Speaker 1: Now I don't think so.
Speaker 2: Maybe he's just he's a guy, he's a relatable fans.
Speaker 1: Are different different parts of the country, you know that first, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's totally.
Speaker 2: A different Well. Do you know what I think we
Speaker 2: should do when we talk about other girls crying when
Speaker 2: they see Kevin Owens, I think we should take this
Speaker 2: as an opportunity to let all the in cell type
Speaker 2: dudes that listen to this know. You know clearly it's
Speaker 2: because he's just an alpha chad, you know, That's what
Speaker 2: it is. It's just because he's like a high van.
Speaker 2: I think he's just because he's such a like an
Speaker 2: attractive look maxim guy. Who just mogs everyone. That's why,
Speaker 2: that's why women like him so much, because he's a
Speaker 2: pompous asshole that only cares about his looks. You know,
Speaker 2: it's gotta be it. That's gotta be why he connects
Speaker 2: with them and they and they care about him so much, you.
Speaker 1: Know, Ah, Rock Luke. My favorite part was the mug
Speaker 1: root Beard Dog mascot celebrating with Chad Gables family looking
Speaker 1: forward to that Mania brand mascot battle royal. I almost
Speaker 1: thought somebody's gonna take the hat up.
Speaker 2: Everyone must have thought that, that whole crowd because because
Speaker 2: they got quiet, and there's a part of me where
Speaker 2: I'm going. If they knew that this was just an ad,
Speaker 2: they would boo. But I think they were all waiting
Speaker 2: for him to take that fucking cut off and have
Speaker 2: it be whoever, somebody, right, someone from Chad's past, maybe
Speaker 2: the guys who were who were the fucking the two goobers,
Speaker 2: the tag team that ended up going with Ludwig. Who
Speaker 2: were those guys I don't remember their fucking names. The brothers, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: the brothers there whatever, the Clay brothers or who gives
Speaker 2: a shit. I was like, it's gonna be somebody like,
Speaker 2: and it's like, no, no, no, it's just an AD no, no,
Speaker 2: just a really emotional moment followed by an AD you know.
Speaker 1: We'll say it earlier though, too. That's what they're gonna do.
Speaker 1: They're gonna highlight these moments and they're just gonna start
Speaker 1: putting sponsors on them. It's it's not about the wrestling anymore.
Speaker 1: It's about the moments. That's what people pay for. And
Speaker 1: moments like Chad Gable winning and getting the belts and
Speaker 1: you know, getting getting the belts put them put on
Speaker 1: him by Penta and yeah, of course you got to
Speaker 1: put a Muggy the dog out there.
Speaker 2: You know, your Adrian, I did it for twenty percent
Speaker 2: less for switching.
Speaker 1: To Guy go your Adrian. I did it and it's
Speaker 1: my buddy, and I want it now.
Speaker 2: Today today, today, I feel like like like the luckiest
Speaker 2: man may man in the world, world world for switching
Speaker 2: to to to Verizon.
Speaker 1: Eight of the car for kids, all right, well.
Speaker 2: Let's not get into cars for kids story, that whole controversy.
Speaker 2: You believe that ship. You know what happened with cars
Speaker 2: for kids right now? I don't think we're allowed to
Speaker 2: talk about it on YouTube, But I have to tell
Speaker 2: you about l always good to monetize.
Speaker 1: Depends depends on what seat you're talking about, Like, if
Speaker 1: it's in the front seat, okay, in the back seat, no.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I think it was smart and nice what
Speaker 2: they did for cars for kids.
Speaker 1: If it's in the trunk, oh, dear god.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh I'm even This worries me more because I
Speaker 2: know I don't think you don't know. But I can't
Speaker 2: wait to tell you about it when.
Speaker 1: We're off Fantastic another five from three shot t GK
Speaker 1: much love. Mickey James would have been a role model
Speaker 1: until w W decided to put over Michelle Callaway and
Speaker 1: the piggy James thing.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she's no, yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: Awful James.
Speaker 2: By the way, in the Hall of Fame, that that
Speaker 2: Michelle Callaway. Of course she's a legend. You know, she's
Speaker 2: a legend. She's a real good wrestling real good. The
Speaker 2: next Chelsea shout out, Chelsea, you know.
Speaker 1: Is the human Money's on a pole match with Dan
Speaker 1: Housen and uh defeating Dominic with uh you know, the
Speaker 1: one hundred thousand of Dan Housend dollars.
Speaker 2: Can we just say the less said about this the better.
Speaker 2: And it's not because I'm gonna sit here and say
Speaker 2: it was the worst thing I've ever seen it. It
Speaker 2: was awful and I hated it, but it was Sacharin,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like it was just it
Speaker 2: was a it was a It.
Speaker 1: Had Jeff Jared's guitar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I said too. I go, look as
Speaker 2: Jeff Jarrett as soon as Jeff Jared thing. Yeah, a
Speaker 2: bunch of Dwarves got beat up by a slightly bigger Dwarf. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know that girl's right. Alsatino the Pizza
Speaker 1: roll worked his ass off tonight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's he was. He was given Tiffany Stratton a
Speaker 2: run for money. I think that was. That's the biggest
Speaker 2: high flyer on the show.
Speaker 1: I guess yeah, no, come on, man, this is it's
Speaker 1: Dominant got nothing. I remember the days when Dominic just
Speaker 1: being out there, people would boo him even if he
Speaker 1: touched the microphone. You didn't have to fake it. You
Speaker 1: didn't have to fake it. With dom people would boo
Speaker 1: the ship out of him like it was just it
Speaker 1: was an amazing level of heat. It was an amazing
Speaker 1: level of response from a crowd just for a guy
Speaker 1: existing and now now he's doing jokey joke ship with
Speaker 1: Joe Henry and and Dan Housen and nobody fucking cared.
Speaker 2: And what's tough is looking at this, you go, because
Speaker 2: they put the fucking they put Dan Housen over in this.
Speaker 2: It's not over, is it. They're gonna keep this, They're
Speaker 2: gonna keep twoing this.
Speaker 1: I'm waiting for dan Housen to take the belt. Well,
Speaker 1: you know what, if you want to see if Mexico
Speaker 1: would react to Dan Housen the way America.
Speaker 2: Has, well, dude, they cheer for Lizard Guy and ship,
Speaker 2: they'll be okay with Oh, they'll be okay with Dan Housen.
Speaker 2: But you know what, maybe that's what it is. Is
Speaker 2: dan Housen will interfere and help Grande Americano when the
Speaker 2: when the championship from him, which is fine, but I'm
Speaker 2: kind of hoping that they move on from this whole thing.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's it just feels like it's dragged out
Speaker 2: at this point. Dan Housen is like embarrassed them five times.
Speaker 2: What's the point.
Speaker 1: It's embarrassing too, And it's not even it's not just
Speaker 1: me saying it's sports il straight. It's Annhausen's shark is jumped.
Speaker 1: It is jumped. People don't care anymore. Stop it. Oh
Speaker 1: he made the bag of moneys blow up? Who fucking cares?
Speaker 2: Well. They're also once again leaning too heavily into something
Speaker 2: to get to reaction. So now you have this guy.
Speaker 1: He threw money into the crowd and he barely got
Speaker 1: a reaction.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, there is also this thing about too, where
Speaker 2: now you have him ass he comes out, he has
Speaker 2: he has dwarfs, his own little car. Now he has
Speaker 2: an ice cream truck, he has like, he has so
Speaker 2: much shit given to him at this point, this quickly
Speaker 2: that I feel like they're like there's speed running, putting
Speaker 2: him over and giving him all of this shit to
Speaker 2: market him to the point where I'm not even sure
Speaker 2: if the audience, like even a casual audience, is going
Speaker 2: to be continually into this. I forgot he has a
Speaker 2: blimp too.
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 2: It's just a little a little too much. That's a
Speaker 2: hard right, just a little a little too much. And
Speaker 2: trust me, I'm not sitting here saying like they're shoving
Speaker 2: him down our throats, like I'm like, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: They're just using him like a marketing fucking tool to
Speaker 2: the point where they're gonna burn the thing out. If
Speaker 2: you already don't think that they have, which it's like,
Speaker 2: if you felt that way like you do, I don't
Speaker 2: blame you. They've already kind of figured out every single
Speaker 2: way that they could speed run making this guy important
Speaker 2: to the show.
Speaker 1: Let's love the Zigler fan again for ten triple h
Speaker 1: saying just get over is frustrating. How are you supposed
Speaker 1: to get over if you're not booked? And even if
Speaker 1: you are booked and get over, you become La Knight
Speaker 1: getting crumbs because you're not in their plans.
Speaker 2: Right, all right, Well, this this whole idea, Well.
Speaker 1: Look at Dominic Mysterio. Dominic Mansterio is a perfect example
Speaker 1: of this. He was over, He made it. He was
Speaker 1: a great heel they had. They used him to bridge
Speaker 1: the gap between Mexico and America. Dominic Mysterio single handedly
Speaker 1: crossed the bridge of waters the Gulf of America for us,
Speaker 1: and it's it's just amazing that even with all of
Speaker 1: that they still drop him on his head. He's still
Speaker 1: nothing more because TKO doesn't understand what Dominic Mysterio is.
Speaker 1: Why would they they just learned about Ray Mysterio a
Speaker 1: few weeks ago. He's new to that old wrestler's kid. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and they don't like him.
Speaker 2: Nah.
Speaker 1: It's like, okay, well.
Speaker 2: Do you know what also it is to this whole
Speaker 2: idea like Triple A just said there saying just get
Speaker 2: over it. We'll go from there. All right. Well, you
Speaker 2: just keep putting the same twelve people on the show,
Speaker 2: and a bunch of them don't get over, but you
Speaker 2: keep putting them out there. It's weird too, what are
Speaker 2: you talking about? You know? Okay, so then take the
Speaker 2: people off the show that aren't getting over and put
Speaker 2: the other people on. You're not gonna do that. You
Speaker 2: can't get better if you can't get reps, right, you
Speaker 2: can't get over if you can't get seen. It's really
Speaker 2: not that hard to figure out, dude. You know, like, man,
Speaker 2: you know what, why don't you just become a huge band? Well,
Speaker 2: no one's hearing my music. People can't hear my music.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Just become rich and famous? What's wrong
Speaker 2: with you?
Speaker 1: Why not? Why don't you just sell a million records?
Speaker 1: Just do it?
Speaker 2: Like, well, you you set up this system to operate
Speaker 2: like this, and then you piss on people when they
Speaker 2: he sucks. He's a fucking idiot.
Speaker 1: I mean Larry Jester for two, says Corbyn. Corbyn, we
Speaker 1: got Corbin here. See nobody cares you're wrong. Triple H said,
Speaker 1: thank you.
Speaker 2: No, thank you, Lary gesture, Well, do you know, do
Speaker 2: you know what it is? Man? You just gotta get over,
Speaker 2: like Baron Corben did.
Speaker 1: Between's right, that's what you gotta do.
Speaker 2: No, no, could you Can you imagine being somebody whoever
Speaker 2: it might be one of these guys or girls backstage
Speaker 2: that gets like no time and never gets featured and
Speaker 2: never just has any sort of presentation by the company,
Speaker 2: and he's like, just get over. That's that will help
Speaker 2: you out. And then they're like, oh, yeah, by the way,
Speaker 2: we're bringing back Baron Corbin so we can sell our
Speaker 2: shitty fucking radio show that no one wants to listen to.
Speaker 2: That's the whole point of bringing him back and giving
Speaker 2: him a belt. So it's like, oh, oh great, or
Speaker 2: maybe what I can do is get over and then
Speaker 2: you can have me suck off a fucking mug root
Speaker 2: beer dog in front of my family. Fucking trash.
Speaker 1: I am looking and having a hard time finding the
Speaker 1: Baron Corbin fan page on Google.
Speaker 2: Oh you didn't find it. Maybe it's just maybe it's
Speaker 2: just so big you can't see it. Sometimes that happens,
Speaker 2: you know, like when you're sitting there, if I can't
Speaker 2: find my glasses but they're on your head, you know.
Speaker 1: Barndashcorbin dot net. All right, let's see what's at Baron Corbett.
Speaker 1: Oh the site can't be reached.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah neither. Yeah, oh the site the site is
Speaker 2: no longer available. Yeah, neither are the people's interests in
Speaker 2: this fucking clown. Yeah yeah. Oh man, Oh, should we
Speaker 2: buy that website and then just put Airfox's video on
Speaker 2: it running twenty four hours a day?
Speaker 1: Maybe Luks Sullivan? Yeah, oh.
Speaker 2: That's right, folks, continue to hear those super chats, So
Speaker 2: we can buy Barrencorbin dot net and just run daypoored.
Speaker 1: On it for hour just yeah, all day. Maybe we
Speaker 1: can even use AI and just replace larg Sullivan with
Speaker 1: Baron Corbin. I've never done this before.
Speaker 2: Yeah, go and heard and stock herms. Oh no, I
Speaker 2: am stuck.
Speaker 1: Is the pimp candy and the guy at the same time?
Speaker 2: What are you doing? Step Corbyn? Mm hmm oh MoMA's dog.
Speaker 2: Corbyn don't come.
Speaker 1: Home, and he told soon, Oh are you doing Steph Corbyn?
Speaker 2: No, Jesus, His entest music is just a little drums
Speaker 2: and porn hubit boom boom boom.
Speaker 5: I'm stuck. I'm stuck in the drawer. Yeah, leave him
Speaker 5: in there. Yeah, we've been there for another two years.
Speaker 2: It's not good. It's me fuck sad. He's terrible.
Speaker 5: Oh I'm not fucking in a phony way. I'm fucking
Speaker 5: you by forcing you to watch me.
Speaker 1: You're going And I know we've talked about this match
Speaker 1: a few times now, pretty much in in full actually,
Speaker 1: which had Gable defeeding Penta via submission, was great. It
Speaker 1: was the sales for the Icy Championship. It meant so much.
Speaker 1: It was eleven minutes long. That's what I was gonna say.
Speaker 1: I'm like, man, I'm surprised this match didn't go like
Speaker 1: a full fucking twenty. It really could have. That was
Speaker 1: fine with it because it was.
Speaker 2: And that's why I think the initial pop wasn't there,
Speaker 2: because I don't think people thought that that was going
Speaker 2: to be the finish that fast.
Speaker 1: It was so fast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think that that threw them off which
Speaker 2: is funny when you think about it, because these people
Speaker 2: are so used to like, well, I mean, you had
Speaker 2: to know that the main event was going to be
Speaker 2: nothing but spamming each others finishers fifteen times to get
Speaker 2: the lemmings to jump up and down. So maybe that's
Speaker 2: why they looked at them and just said, eleven minutes, guys,
Speaker 2: all the all the fucking you know, ref bumps and
Speaker 2: spamming finishers, Like I said, that is for the That's
Speaker 2: for the shield guys. That's for the Shield, dude, not
Speaker 2: for you, Come on, right, that's crazy. That's for the
Speaker 2: real stars on.
Speaker 1: The real stars, of course.
Speaker 2: The fresh, fresh new stars the people need to see.
Speaker 1: Orb and awful.
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, it's a shame. It's a shame that this
Speaker 2: match didn't go longer.
Speaker 1: But you know what, it didn't not stay.
Speaker 2: It's welcome, hey, and the right guy won, and let's
Speaker 2: just pretend the whole thing didn't happen with the root
Speaker 2: beard dog fucking costume, you know.
Speaker 1: For five Michael Cole is more insufferable now than he was.
Speaker 1: Is Vince's Barrett? Is he supposed to be a heel again?
Speaker 1: Because I'm waiting for someone to kick his ass from
Speaker 1: zig Lair fan.
Speaker 2: Well, no, I mean, the only thing that these guys
Speaker 2: have been trained to do for the past fifteen years
Speaker 2: is to put over the shield people.
Speaker 1: So but Michael call is a special case, like he's
Speaker 1: the one that's controlling a lot of the narrative. How
Speaker 1: the fans at home react like I think it was?
Speaker 1: Actually here we go another one, real quick nine of
Speaker 1: five frequency said, no joke. The serious broadcast over the
Speaker 1: pay per view was so much more enjoyable. VIC was
Speaker 1: doing legit play by play. I need to do that.
Speaker 1: I need to actually do that, not to even plug
Speaker 1: another WWE entity, But if there is an alternative, then
Speaker 1: listening to Michael Cole, Glaze, Roman and Seph for an
Speaker 1: hour straight and talk about like everybody else, like they're
Speaker 1: just pieces of shit in a fucking kiddie pool, Like
Speaker 1: that's I would rather hear something else. I would rather
Speaker 1: hear somebody else do doing play by play. If that's
Speaker 1: what Vick is doing on WWE Radio, then maybe that's
Speaker 1: what I got to do, because Michael Cole ruins this shit.
Speaker 1: He's There was a time, and it was a while ago,
Speaker 1: where Michael Cole was just so terrified for his job
Speaker 1: that you could tell that everything that he was saying
Speaker 1: was robotic. But those days are gone. Michael Cole doesn't
Speaker 1: have that strangle of control from Vince McMahon. There's no
Speaker 1: way that I hug everyone. Triple H is fucking beating
Speaker 1: on Michael Cole's head when he walks back there. So
Speaker 1: the way that Michael Cole calls now is far more
Speaker 1: natural to Michael Cole than it is to sit there
Speaker 1: and blame it on the company.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah, he's just naturally bad at his job,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. Like it's just it's nice
Speaker 2: to see like he's getting to live his true self
Speaker 2: as a marginally a best talented person who's done the
Speaker 2: same time up for thirty years, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Like it's it's nice to see like he's getting to
Speaker 2: be his true self that you.
Speaker 1: Know, he's awful. It's not like he's always that way.
Speaker 1: I think it also depends on who he's with. As
Speaker 1: much as I love I fucking.
Speaker 2: Way Wade in him together, they're not good. Wait, Wade
Speaker 2: stock together is h what do they call it?
Speaker 1: He enables him? Ye, Wade enables Michael Cole, and that
Speaker 1: that ship needs to stop. Wade is so bad at that.
Speaker 1: Wade is a toxic partner. You know it's been it's
Speaker 1: been fifteen years. But uh, maybe old Girl was right,
Speaker 1: Maybe Wade was problem, Maybe Old Northern Suplex was right.
Speaker 2: But do you know what it is? I think with
Speaker 2: with him, with Wade Barrett, if he is so willing
Speaker 2: to just say what Michael Cole says with an accent,
Speaker 2: that's all it is. Like Michael Cole's like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: can you believe what happened? And He's like, Michael Cole,
Speaker 2: I can't believe that happened. Whoa damn thank god we
Speaker 2: have you here. What are you translating to Cockney? Gives
Speaker 2: a fuck? If that's what you have, go away. We're
Speaker 2: put in this position where like I'm laughing to myself
Speaker 2: because I was like, Corey Graves is like he's kind
Speaker 2: of a rough Listen. Now, I'm like, I'd rather Corey
Speaker 2: Graves next to Michael Cole any day then Wade Barrett.
Speaker 2: There's nothing there. There's no there's no banter. They don't
Speaker 2: play off each other. It's just Wade Barrett, like I said,
Speaker 2: agreeing with him and Cheerio. That's it. It's the same
Speaker 2: fucking it's the same person.
Speaker 1: He's a bad actor for that. I mean, Wade's a
Speaker 1: good caller, he's got good history, he's a great wrestler
Speaker 1: for what it's worth. But yeah, he's not that. He's
Speaker 1: bad at being a color commentary guy. He's just bad
Speaker 1: at being Michael Cole's partner. Michael Cole needs a specific
Speaker 1: type of partner. For as much as people don't like
Speaker 1: Pat McPhee, now, the reality is is Pat was good
Speaker 1: with Michael Cole because Michael Cole could not rely on Pat.
Speaker 1: Pat was unreliable because Pat was in his own fucking lane.
Speaker 1: So Michael Cole needed somebody to save him. Would Pat
Speaker 1: would just be like fucking swim bro, like I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go over here.
Speaker 2: Dan he shook that snow globe, because otherwise Michael Cole
Speaker 2: will just sit there and be like one plus one,
Speaker 2: there's two. Yeah, Apples and bananas are fruits.
Speaker 1: You Tony Schiavanni and Michael Cole and tell me which
Speaker 1: one's better.
Speaker 2: Ooh oh god. If you put them together, If you
Speaker 2: put them together, it would be like when people make
Speaker 2: those videos, if when they have two ais on different
Speaker 2: phones talk to each other. Yeah, yeah, you ever seen
Speaker 2: that shit before where they like have Gemini fucking interact
Speaker 2: with Chad JB. Like, that's what it would be like,
Speaker 2: except it would instead just be two sixty year old queens.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, now this not not great, not great magem
Speaker 2: and uh.
Speaker 1: For two says Dan Housen is the modern day baby
Speaker 1: Face doink.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's that's fair.
Speaker 1: Baby Face was awful.
Speaker 2: But imagine if you had baby Face doingk and you're like, yes,
Speaker 2: but what if we gave him an ice cream truck,
Speaker 2: a blimp hours of television time constantly, Like that's sort
Speaker 2: of what it is. And by the way, it's not
Speaker 2: going away. They're gonna keep doing this. They are going
Speaker 2: to make sure that any sort of good will that
Speaker 2: you had towards Dan Hausen is beaten out of you.
Speaker 2: Bye bye.
Speaker 1: Would you laugh? They fired him by the end of
Speaker 1: the year, I mean seriously, if no, maybe not by
Speaker 1: the end of the year, right, But.
Speaker 2: Now they're gonna build him for the Christmas season, of.
Speaker 1: Course, for Halloween and shit, of course. But I'm saying, like,
Speaker 1: how much time does Dan Housen have left realistically?
Speaker 2: One Christmas in one WrestleMania.
Speaker 1: And then after that he you know, bus flip up.
Speaker 2: Mmmm. Maybe though they'll ask him to take a pay
Speaker 2: cut and then bring him into spots. Yes, the pay cut, Yes,
Speaker 2: bring him in for spots'll bring it. And by the way,
Speaker 2: I'm not even saying this like I'm angry that, like
Speaker 2: Garrett Household, fuck the guy. Like now, I'm still glad
Speaker 2: for him.
Speaker 1: Because he seems like who cares.
Speaker 2: He seems like a good person that wants to do
Speaker 2: the right thing. I don't think he's like a bad
Speaker 2: guy that I have.
Speaker 1: I don't care if he was with that guy. He's
Speaker 1: literally he understands his role is to make money and
Speaker 1: get the fuck out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I'm hoping that he does because also I
Speaker 2: think it will help him because it's going to reach
Speaker 2: a point within like I said, a year or so,
Speaker 2: where if he even gets to that, people are going
Speaker 2: to eventually go all right. We can only hear a
Speaker 2: knock knock joke so many times, you.
Speaker 1: Know what, There is a part of me that does
Speaker 1: hope though that Dan Housen is full of his own ship.
Speaker 1: And he presses his claim on Trip Late, saying you
Speaker 1: owe me, you owe me a world title shot in
Speaker 1: a serious feud.
Speaker 2: Is you know it'd be great the house and goes
Speaker 2: to Saudi Arabia and he's wearing the fucking turbine outfit.
Speaker 2: There happen here, Like.
Speaker 1: He changes up the makeup. Instead of it being white face,
Speaker 1: now it's black face.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he just does the end.
Speaker 1: Is a heel now, so he wears it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he does a sting. Oh my god, are
Speaker 2: they gonna do sting housing?
Speaker 1: Are they going to do that.
Speaker 2: Shit?
Speaker 1: All right, I'm bad now Wolf three shots says push
Speaker 1: Hos and got lame houses. Yes, we got it, thank
Speaker 1: you doing.
Speaker 2: Like I said, we got one Christmas. We got one
Speaker 2: Christmas one Mania.
Speaker 1: Street Fighter for five says Live Corbin and Raquel. You
Speaker 1: know it's triple H booking when all the heels go
Speaker 1: over all.
Speaker 2: The time yep, and they all look like generic metal
Speaker 2: people with biker vess and you know, make sure you
Speaker 2: put on your bandana. Yep. It's triple H bullshit.
Speaker 1: The so we get to the main event, which, uhincidentally,
Speaker 1: I'm kind of laughing at Wikipedia because somebody edited it ed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: apparently this is what Wikipedia reads us right now. Uh,
Speaker 1: I mean they're not.
Speaker 2: Wrong, Yeah, is accurate that is a good point.
Speaker 1: There is no Roman Reigns. He's the Rock's cousin Roman Reigns.
Speaker 1: I think I appreciate that more. Right, Well, you know
Speaker 1: what's funny.
Speaker 2: We were mentioning, you know, gay prawn earlier, right and
Speaker 2: CM Punk was asked in an interview yesterday, and I
Speaker 2: saw the cliff from it where someone said to him,
Speaker 2: do you think WWE will ever do like a heated
Speaker 2: rivalry type storyline?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 2: And I didn't get to listen to Punk's answer, but well,
Speaker 2: this match was going on. I was watching, and I
Speaker 2: was going, I think that's what this is.
Speaker 1: Well, it's supposed to be.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no no. I mean, like the
Speaker 2: show heated rivalry about the gay hockey players. Oh, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, I think that's what this is. Like, I
Speaker 2: think that's what this feud is. And in a way,
Speaker 2: like I'm like, you know what, I can almost guarantee
Speaker 2: you it's there. It's somewhere on the internet. And if
Speaker 2: it isn't, I think I'm putting it out into the Easter.
Speaker 2: There's gotta be fan fictions about these two guys fucking
Speaker 2: each other.
Speaker 1: Oh, yes, there is.
Speaker 2: There has to be, because it's just at some point,
Speaker 2: I'm just looking at it. I'm just going, this is
Speaker 2: like borderline weird romantic attention between these two. We were
Speaker 2: friends fifteen years ago, and it's like, have they been
Speaker 2: hooking up this whole time? Is that what's going on
Speaker 2: between these two? Because it's just it just really feels
Speaker 2: like that, well, this is going on, and and somebody
Speaker 2: I'm sure, like I said, someone's written it. It's probably
Speaker 2: written it. Do you think that? You know? Dean Ambrose
Speaker 2: was like what, like he knew what was going on,
Speaker 2: and he was like, I gotta get out of here. Yeah,
Speaker 2: But Dean Ambrose was like, I'm a big masculine, tough guy.
Speaker 2: That's why I gotta fall on nails and shit, because
Speaker 2: he's just trying to hide it, you know. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I have to make well listen, Triple A
Speaker 2: S has made it clear that I have to make
Speaker 2: up my own stories because he's not going to give
Speaker 2: them to me. So I'm going to say that this
Speaker 2: is ww's gay hockey show, Roman Reigns and seth for
Speaker 2: Rawlins and the whole time I'm just waiting. I'm going
Speaker 2: they're gonna kiss, aren't they They're gonna kiss now.
Speaker 1: The first one that came up was a story called
Speaker 1: The Rookie about WWE fan fiction about a thirteen year
Speaker 1: old gymnast and a twenty nine year old Roman Reigns.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm gonna stop reading this.
Speaker 2: Here, say don't click on that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, jesus, well, guys, the Tuesday, we won't be here
Speaker 4: on Tuesday, missus.
Speaker 2: Currently, all the Rocks.
Speaker 1: Cousin Roman Reigns got me in trouble again.
Speaker 2: I knew I should have just struck to Baron KORbin
Speaker 2: fucking himself.
Speaker 1: Thirty three minutes. Yeah, thirty three minutes of Roman Reigns
Speaker 1: and Seth Rollins. And that's not even including the ten
Speaker 1: minutes of entrances seth Rollins coming down there in his
Speaker 1: fucking Kaiju costume that he's Satan for Comic.
Speaker 2: Con and listen, I'm seeing people. A couple of people
Speaker 2: are saying, like, oh, Joe keeps talking about stuff and
Speaker 2: gay stuff. What am I supposed to talk about when
Speaker 2: this is what Seth Rollins does? What am I supposed
Speaker 2: to talk about? When Roman Reigns is out there acting
Speaker 2: like these guys do, where they literally getting each other's
Speaker 2: faces and have like Smooshi arguments, that's what this looks like.
Speaker 2: At some point, it's just like, what the hell is this?
Speaker 2: What is this?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Who is this for? Almost in a way, if it
Speaker 2: was like these guys had a crusher on each other,
Speaker 2: it would make more sense, sure, because what is it?
Speaker 2: Otherwise fifteen years ago you were mean to me Dayton,
Speaker 2: shut up, move on with your eyes. What is this?
Speaker 2: And they yell at each other.
Speaker 1: I'm number one, No I'm number two. No you're number one,
Speaker 1: No I'm number two.
Speaker 2: What are you arguing over tops and bottoms? Shut up?
Speaker 2: Who is this for? Other than Disney adults and people that,
Speaker 2: like I said, they have just started watching wrestling when
Speaker 2: it was empty building, That.
Speaker 1: Crowd reacted like this was the greatest match they'd ever seen.
Speaker 1: Thee responses through Facebook and Twitter. I didn't check igor
Speaker 1: or read it. I'm sure redd It fucking destroyed it.
Speaker 1: But yeah, they were praising this. People that we respect
Speaker 1: in the podcast game where were reviewing this match like
Speaker 1: it was the greatest match they'd seen in ten years.
Speaker 1: And don't understand that fanfare. And while you're explaining it
Speaker 1: to me of how silly this feud is, there is
Speaker 1: going to be a litany of people that vehemently disagree
Speaker 1: with you. Not just sure because of the match itself,
Speaker 1: but because of the core idea of the match. They're
Speaker 1: going to think you're wrong. They are going to look
Speaker 1: at this and go, you just don't get it, you
Speaker 1: old fucking boomer, What the hell do you know? Roman
Speaker 1: Reigns and Seth Rollins are on top of the show
Speaker 1: for a reason. They're the two most important wrestlers in
Speaker 1: WWE for a reason. It's not because Triple H pushes them.
Speaker 1: It's because they so organically by themselves have attracted such
Speaker 1: a large following. They make so much money for the
Speaker 1: company that every time that they wrestle or meet up,
Speaker 1: it literally is fireworks. I don't understand it.
Speaker 2: So and this is it too. And we always have
Speaker 2: this conversation about certain wrestlers and who could play their
Speaker 2: spot and who could do their role, and who could
Speaker 2: do what they could do. There's a dozen people who
Speaker 2: could have had the same exact match. There's nothing special
Speaker 2: about this. The same exact people could do and have
Speaker 2: this match. And if someone goes, oh, you can't match
Speaker 2: the history and the blah blah blah, all right, enjoy
Speaker 2: but I don't need to see, honestly, either of these
Speaker 2: two guys anymore. It's just not for me. I just
Speaker 2: don't enjoy these guys and matches. And I'm waiting for
Speaker 2: a time where these two dudes actually start, I don't know, losing,
Speaker 2: putting over younger people, trying to build for whomever for
Speaker 2: the future. But I don't know when that's going to happen,
Speaker 2: and I don't know if it's going to happen anytime soon.
Speaker 1: I don't think they know either. Yeah, I don't think
Speaker 1: they genuinely have any idea. I think they want Oba.
Speaker 1: I think Oba is the realistic idea that they want
Speaker 1: him to eventually usurp the throne from Roman. I don't
Speaker 1: know we else though, But this is the problem is now.
Speaker 2: I look at it and I go, oh, now, okay, great,
Speaker 2: here comes our young guy that we're gonna you know,
Speaker 2: we're going to hitch our wagon to Oba. How many
Speaker 2: times is Oba going to have to lay down for
Speaker 2: these two fucking idiots before they finally let him win?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: A dozen? How many times? How many years is he
Speaker 2: going to have to lose to these two jerk offs.
Speaker 2: They're not going to just let him. No, listen, I
Speaker 2: could eat my words. I could eat my fucking words.
Speaker 2: And they could say Roman is going to go against
Speaker 2: Oba Femi at let's say Survivor series and Oba goes
Speaker 2: out there and just shelax him. I could be wrong,
Speaker 2: But do you think this company that has no business
Speaker 2: model with this creative other than suck off the Samoan guy,
Speaker 2: is going to have the foresight to say, maybe we
Speaker 2: don't suck off the Simoan guy in this in this instance,
Speaker 2: I don't think that they can. I don't think they
Speaker 2: know how to do it. I don't think they have
Speaker 2: the balls.
Speaker 1: I really don't.
Speaker 2: I don't think they have the guts to say, hey,
Speaker 2: let's let someone muckle go out there and fucking humiliate
Speaker 2: beat the shit out of Roman reigns. They let John
Speaker 2: Cena have that him do that. They let John. They
Speaker 2: let fucking Sina get killed by guys rock Right, he
Speaker 2: got killed by Kevin Owens even pretty early in his career. Right,
Speaker 2: you do all that, not up and do it with Roman.
Speaker 2: Let's see if they do. I'm gonna say, probably not, right,
Speaker 2: Just man, well.
Speaker 1: Let's go ready to wrap it up. I don't think
Speaker 1: we have any more don't know me old check real quick.
Speaker 1: Let's see. Oh we do have a couple of real quick.
Speaker 1: Oh okayshot t GK says, you guys here live, saying
Speaker 1: that she wants the Roman time to run one thousand
Speaker 1: plus days, and yet ESPN pointed out she had the
Speaker 1: belt for one hundred days and only defended it once. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: kin with John in passing underneath the breath. But that's hilarious.
Speaker 1: It's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 2: She went to rot yeah, and then you haven't. God,
Speaker 2: that's rough.
Speaker 1: Corban had to go coming soon. Ah, you have no
Speaker 1: idea if only he would go had come too. I mean.
Speaker 2: I thought we were done with him. It really it
Speaker 2: pumps me the fuck out, man.
Speaker 1: Uh Bray Wyatt's lantern for five says, here's your viral
Speaker 1: moments where your favorite person want a title, use code
Speaker 1: WWE shill for tempting off your subway door dash order
Speaker 1: eat Fresh. I mean you're not wrong. That's what they're
Speaker 1: gonna start doing. They're gonna start having these type of
Speaker 1: commercials during serious moments. I would not be surprised if
Speaker 1: at money in the bank. The actual briefcase has advertisers.
Speaker 2: On it, and they op and they open it and
Speaker 2: a fucking Jimmy John sub falls out of it. So
Speaker 2: are you're not just competing for a title match, you're
Speaker 2: competing for a nutritious, delicious, five dollars foot long sandwich. Well,
Speaker 2: oh my god, wait, wait a second. Not only am
Speaker 2: I the number one contender for the championship, but also
Speaker 2: I can eat fresh?
Speaker 1: Oh shit? Lee's right, favorite match, least favorite match, and
Speaker 1: overall rating, Joel.
Speaker 2: But I mean, I'm just gonna start with I'll give
Speaker 2: it a B minus because it was better than last
Speaker 2: night amazing. Favorite match would be the Icy title because
Speaker 2: it was it was a little too short, but you know,
Speaker 2: good match, well, you know, good work. Least favorite Jesus.
Speaker 2: I mean, I almost feel like I want to say,
Speaker 2: I just want to say the main but I don't
Speaker 2: even want to hear from people about it, honest to god,
Speaker 2: just just be fucking annoying. I'm gonna go with what
Speaker 2: am I talking about? The Baron Corbin thing. Obviously, Obviously
Speaker 2: the Baron Corbyn thing is a fucking worse because what
Speaker 2: are we doing with our lives?
Speaker 1: You know, same fucking thing, same fucking reasons, same fucking rating.
Speaker 1: There's nothing else I can add. I'm not going to
Speaker 1: stray from you on this one. It was absolutely a
Speaker 1: B minus B. I mean, if I want to be generous,
Speaker 1: the icy meant so much. It was nice sea chadnet
Speaker 1: Elements nicely one with his family and shit like, it
Speaker 1: was a real touching moment. I might have put Kevin
Speaker 1: Owens up there only because I was personally excited to
Speaker 1: see Kevin Owens, but I felt like the Chad Gable
Speaker 1: weight meant more and I liked seeing that. It's nice
Speaker 1: to see those genuine moments. Although fucking Kevin Owens and
Speaker 1: Sam he'syin, they're always money and yeah, I mean in
Speaker 1: between Baron Corbyn and the main event. Yeah, the main
Speaker 1: event sucks for a lot of reasons. But yeah, Baron
Speaker 1: Corbin being out there and given any kind of time
Speaker 1: is really just a waste of time.
Speaker 2: In twenty twenty six. It's an insult, right, It's an
Speaker 2: insult to your audience. I mean, there's no other way
Speaker 2: to put it. There's a lot, Yeah, there's a lot
Speaker 2: of below average wrestlers that are upstarts that they'll feature
Speaker 2: on these shows. We already know who this guy is
Speaker 2: and what he's capable of and it's not much.
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Speaker 1: happens with the fallout of slumber Slam.
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Speaker 7: You can't take the SI you need this day up
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Speaker 6: Callin mix your novious, call I mixed anous, callin.
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Speaker 7: up by that kitchen.
Speaker 2: You may take a seat.
Speaker 6: You call I need your numbers, Okay, like man hondey.
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna walk up right behind you.
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Speaker 3: It's cause this call.
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Speaker 7: Stay about that case you can't take soup. You need
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Speaker 7: Call ain't met your novels or swimming like the summer,
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Speaker 2: I got her smoke like five.
Speaker 6: Brought the cats.
Speaker 1: Coll Ain't needs your novels. Call ain't meet your lovers.
Speaker 2: Collin meet your enock.
Speaker 7: You meet to stay up by that cat you you
Speaker 7: can take the soup. You need to stay up by
Speaker 7: the kitchen. You can't take the soup. Rest the soup, bitch, soup.
Speaker 1: So