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<v Speaker 1>This is a podcast from WR The Jesse Kelly Shell

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<v Speaker 1>Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 1>It has been an eventful Wednesday. The first hour we

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<v Speaker 1>tackled a bunch of cr stuff. The last hour, in

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<v Speaker 1>case you missed it, I've been telling the story of

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<v Speaker 1>the Philippine American War, and I'm still not done yet.

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<v Speaker 1>In fact, there's still some spicy stuff to go. As

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<v Speaker 1>soon as I finished that, and maybe shortly, and it

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<v Speaker 1>may not be shortly, I'm not quite sure. Yet, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>dig into a little bit of this Liz Chaining nonsense.

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<v Speaker 1>There's Dome. We're gonna have to laugh at Dome. She

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<v Speaker 1>gave a speech. In fact, that's definitely where I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>when I'm done with history. But right back to our

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<v Speaker 1>story case you're just now joining us, so I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna recap everything for you. The Philippine American War is

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<v Speaker 1>kicked off. We kicked the Spanish out of the Philippines.

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<v Speaker 1>The Filipinos understandably thought that meant we were gonna hand

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<v Speaker 1>the place back to them. We decided, hey, we like

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<v Speaker 1>it here, and so we bought it off of the

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<v Speaker 1>Spanish as part of the treaty of Paris. Now we're fighting.

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<v Speaker 1>Shots rang out. Americans died, Filipinos have died, and as

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<v Speaker 1>I said, finishing up last hour had to head. Confrontation

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<v Speaker 1>against Americans is generally a bad idea. We not only

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<v Speaker 1>have the wealth as a nation to equip our people

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<v Speaker 1>better than others. We simply love firearms. I joined the

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<v Speaker 1>Marines at nineteen. I'd been shooting guns for a decade.

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<v Speaker 1>And yes, while there were guys who joined who didn't

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<v Speaker 1>have any familiarity with firearms. And they'll teach you. Remember

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<v Speaker 1>if that's you and you're thinking about it, they'll teach you.

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<v Speaker 1>They'll teach you everything you need to know. Most for

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<v Speaker 1>the most part, everyone there had held them, use them, hunted,

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<v Speaker 1>done things with them. Americans are good at fighting. We

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<v Speaker 1>fought head to head with the Filipinos, and we beat

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<v Speaker 1>the living crap out of them. So they did the

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<v Speaker 1>only thing they could do. I'm going to I'll tell you,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm probably going to offend everybody here and then I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to defend the Filipinos and I'm going to defend

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<v Speaker 1>the Americans. History's complicated. War is complicated. Things are ugly,

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<v Speaker 1>not everything's black and white. Oh evil Americans. I'm sure

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<v Speaker 1>that's what you've all been taught about the Philippine American War.

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<v Speaker 1>We were winning, we were doing well. Back home, the

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<v Speaker 1>winning part was chafing on people. It looked like we

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<v Speaker 1>were beating up on poor people, on people who couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>fight back or couldn't fight back as well. We looked

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<v Speaker 1>like we were now a colonial power. And some stories

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<v Speaker 1>were starting to get printed in the press that were

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<v Speaker 1>not landing well with the American public. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>be very delicate with how I described this next thing,

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<v Speaker 1>but I do want to bring it up because it

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<v Speaker 1>is shockingly consistent in the stories I read. There were

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<v Speaker 1>all kinds of temperance units, Christian temperance groups, i should say,

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<v Speaker 1>and what they wanted was a righteous society, a more

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<v Speaker 1>Christian society. And there were all kinds of women's groups

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<v Speaker 1>and things like that that were pushing that stuff. And

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<v Speaker 1>the stories started to filter back home that American troops

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<v Speaker 1>were acquiring some diseases, not tuberculosis here, not malaria, diseases.

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<v Speaker 1>The kind of these diseases you acquire when you were

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<v Speaker 1>not conducting yourself the way you should conduct yourself with

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<v Speaker 1>the opposite sexes. That sound good. There are children listening.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to put it any differently than that.

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<v Speaker 1>That stuff did not land well. Back home, it sounded

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<v Speaker 1>like our boys were being corrupted. We were doing terrible things. Again,

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<v Speaker 1>this war was getting more and more controversial. Back to

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<v Speaker 1>the Philippines. The Philippines made the only decision. Filipinos made

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<v Speaker 1>the only decision they could. They abandoned conventional warfare tactics

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<v Speaker 1>in the name of gorilla warfare tactics. We cannot fight

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<v Speaker 1>these people head to head. We're not going to put

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<v Speaker 1>a thousand of our troops up against a thousand of theirs.

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<v Speaker 1>We're just gonna get slaughtered like we have been. We

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<v Speaker 1>have to melt into the shadows. Now, let's discuss guerrilla

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<v Speaker 1>warfare tactics because these have been used many, many, many

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<v Speaker 1>times throughout history against us by us, by others you

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<v Speaker 1>name it, Indians, Vietcong, Americans have plenty of history fighting

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<v Speaker 1>against this stuff. Gorilla tactics mean you don't have the

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<v Speaker 1>power to fight conventionally, so you fight unconventionally. That's how

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<v Speaker 1>you describe it. When you're the gorilla, you describe it

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<v Speaker 1>as unconventional and you do things like you rate a

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<v Speaker 1>supply depot. You ambush a a group of three soldiers

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<v Speaker 1>when they're out, maybe you usually you do something horrific

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<v Speaker 1>to those soldiers if you get your hands on them.

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<v Speaker 1>This is very common in guerrilla warfare, gorilla warfare because

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<v Speaker 1>they're under manned, they don't have the same equipment. They

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<v Speaker 1>don't fight I hate even using this word, but you'll

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<v Speaker 1>understand what I mean. They don't fight fair because they

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<v Speaker 1>can't fight fair. If you are outmatched, you better not

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<v Speaker 1>fight fair, so they don't. And it always works out

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<v Speaker 1>this way. The gorilla guys will start doing really dirty

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<v Speaker 1>things and then disappearing into the population. That's the nature

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<v Speaker 1>of guerrilla warfare. You slip out at night, put on

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<v Speaker 1>your black pajamas, find an American soldier, kidnap him, skin

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<v Speaker 1>him alive, hang him from a tree, and then you

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<v Speaker 1>go back put on your farmer peasant uniform, and you're

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<v Speaker 1>just out there in the fields the next day. We

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<v Speaker 1>love guys generally commit terrible atrocities, and almost always those

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<v Speaker 1>atrocities lead to the bigger standing army getting angry about

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<v Speaker 1>the lack of fairness and committing atrocities right back at them.

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<v Speaker 1>And the Philippine amer American War was no exception. If

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<v Speaker 1>you do any reading on it at all, all you

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<v Speaker 1>will read about are the atrocities we committed against them,

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<v Speaker 1>because virtually all of our history in this country is

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<v Speaker 1>written to make America look bad. However, there were plenty

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<v Speaker 1>of atrocities to go around. We committed them, and they

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<v Speaker 1>committed them. When they would get their hands on American troops.

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<v Speaker 1>I've told you before, they'd kill our guys with ants.

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<v Speaker 1>They would bury our guys alive. If they chose to

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<v Speaker 1>keep you alive and keep you captive, they would oftentimes

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<v Speaker 1>start chopping off your body parts. They would chop off

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<v Speaker 1>your ears, chop off your nose. Imagine having your body kidnapped,

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<v Speaker 1>taken prisoner. Maybe you miraculously get him back and he

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<v Speaker 1>shows up in your camp and his nose in his

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<v Speaker 1>ears have been chopped off, and that's how he has

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<v Speaker 1>to sail back home to mom. Imagine finding your buddy

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<v Speaker 1>having been buried alive. It creates anger and hatred. Guerrilla

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<v Speaker 1>warfaares always end up in deep, deep, deep hatred. We

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<v Speaker 1>began waterboarding them. It was called water torture, the water method.

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<v Speaker 1>It was called a bunch of different things. It was

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<v Speaker 1>essentially just waterboarding. We were waterboarding them, we were torching too,

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<v Speaker 1>beating them. There were allegations of rape, of all kinds

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<v Speaker 1>of things. It was a horrible, horrible affair. Now that

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<v Speaker 1>leads us to a place I mentioned it in the

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<v Speaker 1>very beginning, called Ballengiga. Ballengiga. If you're yelling at me

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<v Speaker 1>about how I pronounced that, there's nothing in the world

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<v Speaker 1>more difficult to pronounce than Filipino names. It's very difficult.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a hard language. Ballengiga, although I I'm pretty sure

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<v Speaker 1>that's Spanish. And Ayabla Valle and Gigo was a place

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<v Speaker 1>where our troops were quartered, some of them, some of

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<v Speaker 1>them not Maddy's forty. Some our troops got up one

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<v Speaker 1>morning and there were all kinds of Filipino workers who

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<v Speaker 1>were in the camp. Sometimes they were forced to work.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to make sure everyone's clear about that. So

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<v Speaker 1>we were forcing them to work. We'd go into a

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<v Speaker 1>village after one of our guys got killed, kill a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of people, grab a bunch of others. You're going

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<v Speaker 1>to work the fields. Now. Either way, there's a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of Filipinos in this camp of ours. Our guys are sleepy.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the morning time. They're walking over to get breakfast

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<v Speaker 1>and bong bong the church bells go off and an

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<v Speaker 1>ambush was set up ahead of time, obviously, and a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of Filipinos came pouring out of the church with

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<v Speaker 1>maget days and knives, all kinds of bladed weapons, and

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<v Speaker 1>our guys are slaughtered. They lost guys too, We lost

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<v Speaker 1>guys too, but we we lost the most. Our guys

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<v Speaker 1>were unarmed, fighting with pots and pans. There are stories

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<v Speaker 1>of our guys fighting with rocks. It was. It had

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<v Speaker 1>to be something straight out of a horror movie. Imagine

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<v Speaker 1>walking to breakfast and soon you're in a knife fight

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<v Speaker 1>and you've got a pot in your hand. That's how

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<v Speaker 1>it was. And you can imagine how well that landed.

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<v Speaker 1>The Marine general on the ground issued in order kill

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<v Speaker 1>every male over the age of ten, and we began

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<v Speaker 1>slaughtering the Filipinos. Well, a war that was unpopular back

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<v Speaker 1>home before gets a whole lot less popular when you

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<v Speaker 1>wake up and find of a bunch of American troops

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<v Speaker 1>hacked to death and a bunch of Filipinos getting murdered

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<v Speaker 1>in response to it. And I will wrap this up

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<v Speaker 1>in just a moment. And then go back and talk

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<v Speaker 1>about some politics. How's that sound. Before we do that,

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<v Speaker 1>let's talk about Pure Talk, the greatest cell phone company

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<v Speaker 1>out there, because it's the patriotic one. It's so hard

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<v Speaker 1>to find any genuine patriotism in the corporate world today.

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<v Speaker 1>All these corporate types they come up through this anti

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<v Speaker 1>American education system and they get there and they take

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<v Speaker 1>your money and they use it against your culture, your values.

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<v Speaker 1>Can't turn on the TV anymore without a rainbow flag

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<v Speaker 1>hitting you in the face. Pure Talk doesn't do any

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<v Speaker 1>of that garbage. Pure Talk is a purely patriotic company.

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<v Speaker 1>They love this place, They love our veterans, They care

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<v Speaker 1>for our veterans. When Pure Talk gives back, they're getting

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<v Speaker 1>veterans back on their feet, back into the world. It's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be the exact same cell phone coverage you have now.

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<v Speaker 1>My bill got cut in half. You're paying way too much.

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<v Speaker 1>You can keep your phone, keep your number, or get

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<v Speaker 1>brand new stuffs Christmas time. They make everything easy. So

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<v Speaker 1>get a hold of that. You'll find the person on

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<v Speaker 1>the other end of the line speaks English and they're pleasant.

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<v Speaker 1>Pound two five zero and say, Jesse Kelly, that's all.

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<v Speaker 1>Pick up your cell phone dial pound two five zero,

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<v Speaker 1>say Jesse Kelly, We'll be back fighting for your freedom.

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<v Speaker 1>Every time. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Sidetracking the

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<v Speaker 1>entire show tonight to talk about history, which I will

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<v Speaker 1>try to wrap up this segment. We'll get back and

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<v Speaker 1>finish up some politics, maybe some emails talking about the

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<v Speaker 1>Philippine American War. If you would like to email the show,

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<v Speaker 1>love hate, death threats, you're welcome to do so Jesse

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<v Speaker 1>Now we have the Ballingiga massacre. Remember I told you

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<v Speaker 1>the church bells were what signaled the Filipinos to attack.

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<v Speaker 1>There were three of those bells. We seize those afterwards.

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<v Speaker 1>Then we began killing people, a lot of them. Now

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<v Speaker 1>back home, the war is supremely unpopular. It's crazy how

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<v Speaker 1>many people haven't really heard about this war at all.

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<v Speaker 1>You realize roughly the same number of American troops died

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<v Speaker 1>in the Philippine American War who died in Iraq four thousand.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how big this thing was. Think about Iraq. That's

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<v Speaker 1>how big this thing was. And we're talking about a

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<v Speaker 1>period of about four years. It was ugly. The generals

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<v Speaker 1>who were over there killing people were called back home.

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<v Speaker 1>They were court martialed again. This was not well received.

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<v Speaker 1>Emilio Aginaldo, the rebel leader, he eventually gets into our possession.

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<v Speaker 1>America decided it doesn't quite have the stomach for conquest.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't want our guys to die. We don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to be seen as killing others. It's just not who

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<v Speaker 1>we are. And we send over a man, a large

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<v Speaker 1>man by the name of William Howard Taft. William Howard

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<v Speaker 1>that's a happy the happy ending. See this is the ugly,

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<v Speaker 1>ugly story of it has a happy ending. The Filipinos decide,

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<v Speaker 1>we are done, we give up, we're our or we're

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<v Speaker 1>turning ourselves in. We're done with this rebellion. But you

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<v Speaker 1>should feel proud of yourself. Maybe you're not thrilled about

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<v Speaker 1>War two, when the Japanese invaded and ran us out

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<v Speaker 1>it again, we got along famously by then. That's how

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<v Speaker 1>much we changed the trajectory of our relationship in the Philippines.

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<v Speaker 1>We did it a completely different way, and obviously it

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't perfect. But allowing them govern themselves, let's make this

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<v Speaker 1>give or take, we had gone from slaughtering each other

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<v Speaker 1>building up their economy, them partnering with us. We had

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<v Speaker 1>II rull around. It wasn't that gorgeous by the time

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<v Speaker 1>helped a lot out with that. We had to root

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<v Speaker 1>last to this day, but it kind of does. Relations

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<v Speaker 1>are always tense, but kind of to this day. And

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<v Speaker 1>remember those church bells. I told you, it's kind of

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<v Speaker 1>out and they massacred us with machetes and things like that.

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<v Speaker 1>We took them. They remained in our possession, possession of

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<v Speaker 1>the US Army, I believe, I remember right, had a

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<v Speaker 1>they began to chafe against that, wanting them back. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>let's complete the reconciliation. One of the back. Those are

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<v Speaker 1>our church bells. Just a few years ago, in two

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<v Speaker 1>thousand and eighteen, the United States of America finally returned

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<v Speaker 1>the Balan Giga bells to the Philippines. The Filipinos have

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<v Speaker 1>that is a very very brief believe it or not,

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<v Speaker 1>That is a very very brief version of the American

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<v Speaker 1>Filmilippine War, the Philippine American War, the Philippine Insurrection. It's

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<v Speaker 1>called a bunch of different things. You're gonna have to

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<v Speaker 1>do your own reading on it if you would like

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<v Speaker 1>to know more. There's a bunch more to it. Again,

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<v Speaker 1>it's guerrilla warfare, it's ugly, it's atrocities. It's one of

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<v Speaker 1>the ones that I enjoyed the least. I've enjoyed learning

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<v Speaker 1>about it the least. Now I've been reading and learning

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<v Speaker 1>about it for a while. But it's just an ugly,

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<v Speaker 1>ugly period of time and there aren't a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>virtually impossible to find any source on it that doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>just describe us as complete, unhinged barbarians the whole time.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's probably not the best period of time for America,

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<v Speaker 1>if I'm being totally frank. Yeah, Chris, I winced a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit too, and I was going through it. We're

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<v Speaker 1>not the demons they make us out to be, but

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<v Speaker 1>not our finest hour either way. That's the Philippine America War.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go back to Pauls and make fun of Kamala

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<v Speaker 1>Harris for a little while. That's always a good time.

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<v Speaker 1>Before we do that, Let's save a life that was

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know that you and Preborn saved two hundred

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<v Speaker 1>How about saving a life and writing it off on

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<v Speaker 1>It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't imagine anyone's stuck around for that entire thing, but

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<v Speaker 1>I enjoyed myself immensely. Remember if you missed any part

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<v Speaker 1>of the show. The politics of the first hour or

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<v Speaker 1>the history of the rest of it. Go download the

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<v Speaker 1>whole thing. iHeart Spotify iTunes. Jewish producer Chris told me

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<v Speaker 1>he's gonna separate out that history part into a separate

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<v Speaker 1>thing at some point. Don't It's not gonna be done tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not putting pressure on you, Chris. Okay, it's fine. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>day anyway, at some point in time that will be

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<v Speaker 1>done for you. Absolute history freaks. Now, Kamala Harris, she's back.

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<v Speaker 1>She's starting to stick her head up again. You're starting

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<v Speaker 1>not going away. We're starting to hear things floated out there,

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe I'll be governor of California, maybe I'll run for

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<v Speaker 1>because now you know what that means. That means we

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<v Speaker 1>get more dome sound bites. Maybe you thought, just because

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<v Speaker 1>we were never going to hear from her again. Does

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<v Speaker 1>she seem like somebody capable of closing her mouth. No

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<v Speaker 1>she's not. So she's giving speeches. And you know, there's

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<v Speaker 1>to listen to this though.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, our ideals are under assault. And now this fight

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<v Speaker 2>to keep the light of America's promise and to ensure

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<v Speaker 3>It continues with you.

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<v Speaker 2>You are its heirs, we are its airs.

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<v Speaker 1>Just hang on that for a moment. I'm gonna play

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<v Speaker 1>you one more here.

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<v Speaker 3>And I ask you to remember the context in which

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever complained about rich kids, rich kids, rich

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<v Speaker 1>kids who grow up rich? Ah figures rich kid? Why

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<v Speaker 1>is that a stereotype? Rich kids?

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<v Speaker 1>These useless? He's an idiot, he's a rich kid. Or

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<v Speaker 1>dumb blondes. Ye dah, that's another dumb blonde, some some

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<v Speaker 1>Why do those stereotypes exist? Because there's some truth to them.

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<v Speaker 1>Most stereotypes have some truth in them. That's why they

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<v Speaker 1>They don't come out of thin air. They come from somewhere.

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<v Speaker 1>Why is a dumb blonde or a rich kid. Why

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<v Speaker 1>Kamala Harris sounds like this.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, our ideals are under assault, and now this fight

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<v Speaker 1>You know why she sounds like a sixteen year old

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<v Speaker 1>Because she came up in the California political system where

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<v Speaker 1>But see, that's just to get in the door. After that,

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<v Speaker 1>unless you're black and a woman. You see, Kamala Harris

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<v Speaker 1>anything else. That was always enough. So there was never

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<v Speaker 1>example of this, that basketball player Lebron James. You know

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<v Speaker 1>a gazelle and he's so great at bout ask I

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<v Speaker 1>p always never had to get to page two in

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<v Speaker 1>the book. You never had to get to page two.

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<v Speaker 1>So he's a moron. It will always be a more on.

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<v Speaker 1>He's I don't know how old he is. I guess

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<v Speaker 1>he's forty. I'm guess I'm probably close to forty. He's

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<v Speaker 1>forty going on fifteen. Kamala Harris is sixty years old,

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<v Speaker 1>about to be seventeen, and the next year after that

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<v Speaker 1>she'll be about to be seventeen, And the next year

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<v Speaker 1>after that she'll be about to be seventeen, and the

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<v Speaker 1>year after that, and the year after that, and the

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<v Speaker 1>year after that and the year after that. That's why

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<v Speaker 1>she talks like that.

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<v Speaker 3>And I ask you to remember the context in which

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<v Speaker 3>you exist.

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<v Speaker 1>What does that even mean? What an idiot? But man,

429
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<v Speaker 1>we could have had her as president. Oh, I should

430
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<v Speaker 1>keep you updated on something. You know how I told you.

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<v Speaker 1>Gave me the ultimatum about the rats. Got to get

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<v Speaker 1>the rats out forty eight hours, I'm calling past control.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I got a rat. Not only did I get

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<v Speaker 1>a rat, the rat noises at night have stopped now. Granted,

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<v Speaker 1>obs seems to be chafing. Bobb sent me a text

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<v Speaker 1>last night. She said, this is a direct quote. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>reading this off my phone quote. I haven't heard the

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<v Speaker 1>rats yet tonight. This is after I already killed one

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<v Speaker 1>with one of my traps. I texted her right back,

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<v Speaker 1>they're too afraid of me now, And she texted back

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<v Speaker 1>she rolled her eyes and said, just forget, I said anything,

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<v Speaker 1>And I texted her right back and I said I

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<v Speaker 1>won't forget, and neither will they. The rats are on

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<v Speaker 1>the run now. They're not defeated yet. I heard some scratching.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be honest, I heard some scratching. They're still up there.

446
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<v Speaker 1>But it's not just that I have a trap up

447
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<v Speaker 1>You didn't think Craven the Hunter was going to settle

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<v Speaker 1>for one trap or one method I have. As I mentioned,

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<v Speaker 1>I have new traps. They're absolutely horrifying. I have them

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<v Speaker 1>set up everywhere. In fact, to be honest with you,

451
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<v Speaker 1>I'm a little bit worried that I'm gonna step on

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<v Speaker 1>one or grab one because I have so many around

453
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<v Speaker 1>the house and these traps, I'm pretty sure it can

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<v Speaker 1>break a finger. But that's a small price to pay

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<v Speaker 1>when you're a hunter. When you're a hunter trapper as

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<v Speaker 1>I am, you can't fret about a broken finger or

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<v Speaker 1>a mangled toe. The rats are on the run. Craven

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<v Speaker 1>has done it. I want to thank you for the

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<v Speaker 1>faith you put in me. I never doubted me. I

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<v Speaker 1>know you never doubted me. I feel like there was

461
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<v Speaker 1>some doubt from ob but obviously that is gone now

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<v Speaker 1>The rats not defeated yet, but they're routing now and

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<v Speaker 1>now I'll run them down like grass and make an

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<v Speaker 1>example of them. What Chris anyway, I know the home

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<v Speaker 1>home is still going to be worth a lot because

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<v Speaker 1>it's a home. Homes retain their value. Real estate retains

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<v Speaker 1>its value. That's why you should get ahold of done

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<v Speaker 1>for you real estate. They won't get you a house

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<v Speaker 1>with rats. They vet their house that they find the

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<v Speaker 1>best properties in the best cities, best markets for you.

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<v Speaker 1>They handle the financing, they handle the closing process, they

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<v Speaker 1>handle the rental process. I'm talking about generating tax free income,

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<v Speaker 1>consistent tax free income. We're talking about stuff you can

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<v Speaker 1>retire on one day and pass along to your kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Done for you real estate is so normal people can

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<v Speaker 1>begin investing in real estate. Go find out what they

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<v Speaker 1>can do for you. They have changed lives. Go to

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<v Speaker 1>Done for You Jesse dot com. Done for You Jesse

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<v Speaker 1>dot com. We'll be back. You're listening to the orders

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<v Speaker 1>the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly

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<v Speaker 1>Show on a Wednesday. I'll be back tomorrow. You can

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<v Speaker 1>email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. You

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<v Speaker 1>can leave US a voicemail eight seven seven three seven

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<v Speaker 1>seven four three seven three. Did you hear majorcis Well,

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<v Speaker 1>this is come.

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<v Speaker 4>For China has in fact hacked into our telecommunications providers,

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<v Speaker 4>some of them.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 4>And the extent of it is quite serious. Uh. And

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<v Speaker 4>I should say that in response to that, we have

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<v Speaker 4>taken action. We in the federal government.

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<v Speaker 1>Have wait wait till you hear the action, have stood up.

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<v Speaker 4>A unified coordination group, a multi agency response to this hack.

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<v Speaker 4>Just today, our Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency published Mobile

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<v Speaker 4>communications best practices that everyone should read, especially people in

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<v Speaker 4>positions of responsibility in the United States government.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a very we published in response to them hacking

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<v Speaker 1>our telecommunications. We sent out a memo with best practices.

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<v Speaker 1>We heard so much trouble we are in. We are

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<v Speaker 1>in a lot of very serious trouble. Jesse. I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>deputy sheriff. I enjoyed listening to your podcast while I'm

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<v Speaker 1>at work. Being the wordsmith and a world famous author

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<v Speaker 1>like yourself. Why can't you say the word across? You

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<v Speaker 1>say it across with a T. I would have thought

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<v Speaker 1>your radio coach would have corrected that by now. I

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<v Speaker 1>brought the receipts, and actually he listed every single day.

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<v Speaker 1>In the exact moment in the show when I said that,

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<v Speaker 1>he said, if you aren't sure what across is, ask Chris,

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<v Speaker 1>he knows one. That's hilarious. Two. Look, I'm uneducated and stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't say a bunch of words, right, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even know a bunch of words. I got a zero

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<v Speaker 1>point zero grade point average my first semester of college.

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<v Speaker 1>I shouldn't even be here. I have no room being

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<v Speaker 1>here whatsoever. So if you're expecting some sort of lofty,

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<v Speaker 1>heady radio with gigantic words, I just discovered the titious

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<v Speaker 1>a while ago, and I've been using that one every

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<v Speaker 1>single day as often as humanly possible. And you know,

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<v Speaker 1>speaking of sounding smart, that's all you really need is

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<v Speaker 1>one or two words. Kids, Remember this, You don't actually

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<v Speaker 1>have to be smart and well read. Learn one or

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<v Speaker 1>two big words and just use those all the time

522
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<v Speaker 1>and people will think you're well read. That's one hack.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's another hack. I do this all the time. And

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<v Speaker 1>considering I keep running into you when I'm in the airport,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you'll notice this from now on, always always when

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<v Speaker 1>you travel, bring a book. Are you gonna read it.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't roll your eyes, Chris, are you gonna read it? No, Chris,

528
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<v Speaker 1>you're not gonna read. You're gonna play on your phone

529
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<v Speaker 1>the whole time. But when people see you with a book,

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<v Speaker 1>they automatically assume you're smarter than you actually are. Always

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<v Speaker 1>carry a book. And then when you sit down at

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<v Speaker 1>your gate, or when you sit down on the plane

533
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<v Speaker 1>and you want to play some more on your phone,

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<v Speaker 1>you open the book, you put your phone in the book,

535
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<v Speaker 1>and it looks like you're sitting there reading. Oh what's that?

536
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<v Speaker 1>Oh what am I reading? Oh? You wouldn't like it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's probably not for you. You always drop that on somebody.

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<v Speaker 1>It's probably not for you. What are you really saying?

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<v Speaker 1>When you say that to somebody, you're telling them you're

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<v Speaker 1>probably not smart enough to get this. That's what you're

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<v Speaker 1>telling them. Oh, I forgot to tell you about this.

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<v Speaker 1>I teased it the other night. I don't know why

543
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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you this now, but I'm telling you anyway,

544
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<v Speaker 1>something hurtful is happening.

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<v Speaker 3>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>Parents always talk about today, in this day and age.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, how their kids don't want to leave. They're

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<v Speaker 1>not independent, they don't want to grow up. They don't

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<v Speaker 1>want driver's licenses. It's a it's a major concern of

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<v Speaker 1>parents today. Well, I don't know what we did in

551
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<v Speaker 1>my house. Maybe we've just tormented them so much we

552
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<v Speaker 1>don't have that problem. The boys are dying to grow up,

553
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<v Speaker 1>dying to be adults. They're dying to go out and

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<v Speaker 1>adventure and be independent. So my oldest son, James is

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<v Speaker 1>driving now, it's guys, driver's license, is driving a car.

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<v Speaker 1>And now he just gets in the car with his

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<v Speaker 1>brother and they just take off. Hey we're gonna go

558
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<v Speaker 1>get some Chick fil A. Hey we're gonna run down here.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey we're gonna go do this. Okay, no big deal,

560
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<v Speaker 1>he's independent. Sounds good. Go learn how to drive better,

561
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<v Speaker 1>the more the better. Then something really hurtful happened. They

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<v Speaker 1>told AB and I that they were going to go

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<v Speaker 1>to the movies this Friday, and we said, oh, well,

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<v Speaker 1>that's wonderful that they are closan. It's nice to have

565
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<v Speaker 1>brothers that are clothes. So, wow, that's really wonderful. That's precious.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys are going to the movies together. Good for

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<v Speaker 1>you guys. So yesterday or day before, I forget yesterday

568
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<v Speaker 1>day before I asked them. Ab was there. It was

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<v Speaker 1>me the boys, and I said, hey, so just curious,

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<v Speaker 1>why weren't we invited to the movies? And I was

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<v Speaker 1>half you know what they said? They said, oh, Chris said,

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<v Speaker 1>Chris was guessing that. They said you're not cool. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's way more hurtful than that. They said, we don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to go to the movies with you guys anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>And we said, excuse me why? And they said that

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<v Speaker 1>we laugh annoyingly during the previews at things that aren't funny.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't laugh at the not funny things during the

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<v Speaker 1>previous What are they even talking about? And I got

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<v Speaker 1>this one from my youngest from Luke. Luke drops us

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<v Speaker 1>on us, and Abbas sitting there mortified, mortified. She said,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't want to hang out with us anymore? And

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<v Speaker 1>then James comes up and we're like, James, is this true?

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<v Speaker 1>And James doesn't have any lying, any lying in him

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<v Speaker 1>at all, it's just not who he is. He just

585
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<v Speaker 1>gets this wincing look on his face and he's all, yeah, guys,

586
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<v Speaker 1>it's kind of true. You laugh a lot and it's

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<v Speaker 1>really loud. So I tell you what I'm gonna do.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm one hundred percent buying US four movie tickets soon

589
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<v Speaker 1>when there's a new movie I don't want to see,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm gonna laugh so loud and so often during

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<v Speaker 1>the people during the previews, they have no idea what

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<v Speaker 1>they just opened up. Now, Oh you thought it was

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<v Speaker 1>annoying before. Boys, Wait, now your time has come. Have

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<v Speaker 1>you supported the IFCJ yet? You know that Israelis are

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<v Speaker 1>dying and they need your help. People need help. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't think it, you don't think about it. But on

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<v Speaker 1>the ground, people still need food. They emergency food is

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<v Speaker 1>a big deal. People are going hungry. They don't have

599
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<v Speaker 1>a place to stay. Probably more importantly, they need armor,

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<v Speaker 1>body armor. They need armored ambulances. I can't believe that

601
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<v Speaker 1>they need armored ambulances, but they do. That's how horrible

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<v Speaker 1>things can be. Bomb shelters. Help the I f CJ.

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<v Speaker 1>Help them go to support I f CJ dot org

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<v Speaker 1>or call eight eight eight for eight eight I f

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<v Speaker 1>c J.

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<v Speaker 2>And now here's aheadline.

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<v Speaker 1>You know you know the thing. I'm gonna laugh so

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<v Speaker 1>loud during the movies. I want to go. You know

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<v Speaker 1>what I really want to do? Oh, this is what

610
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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna do. I need to find out a subtle

611
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<v Speaker 1>way to figure out what movie they're going to this Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm going and if I can, Oh, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm you know how covert I can be. I'm yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't, Chris. I'm gonna slip into the movies and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna sit right behind them and the whole time

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<v Speaker 1>it is, it's gonna be ha It's just gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>the loudest thing at the quietest parts of the movie,

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<v Speaker 1>when nothing funny even happens, it's gonna be ha ha.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a death, the funniest. These are my kids right here. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait. Oh, I'm totally doing that. I'm doing

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<v Speaker 1>it this Friday. Can't ready, kids, because trouble's coming. This

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<v Speaker 1>has been a podcast from WR
