Speaker 1: This is a podcast from WR The Jesse Kelly Shell
Speaker 1: Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday.
Speaker 1: It has been an eventful Wednesday. The first hour we
Speaker 1: tackled a bunch of cr stuff. The last hour, in
Speaker 1: case you missed it, I've been telling the story of
Speaker 1: the Philippine American War, and I'm still not done yet.
Speaker 1: In fact, there's still some spicy stuff to go. As
Speaker 1: soon as I finished that, and maybe shortly, and it
Speaker 1: may not be shortly, I'm not quite sure. Yet, we'll
Speaker 1: dig into a little bit of this Liz Chaining nonsense.
Speaker 1: There's Dome. We're gonna have to laugh at Dome. She
Speaker 1: gave a speech. In fact, that's definitely where I'm going
Speaker 1: when I'm done with history. But right back to our
Speaker 1: story case you're just now joining us, so I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna recap everything for you. The Philippine American War is
Speaker 1: kicked off. We kicked the Spanish out of the Philippines.
Speaker 1: The Filipinos understandably thought that meant we were gonna hand
Speaker 1: the place back to them. We decided, hey, we like
Speaker 1: it here, and so we bought it off of the
Speaker 1: Spanish as part of the treaty of Paris. Now we're fighting.
Speaker 1: Shots rang out. Americans died, Filipinos have died, and as
Speaker 1: I said, finishing up last hour had to head. Confrontation
Speaker 1: against Americans is generally a bad idea. We not only
Speaker 1: have the wealth as a nation to equip our people
Speaker 1: better than others. We simply love firearms. I joined the
Speaker 1: Marines at nineteen. I'd been shooting guns for a decade.
Speaker 1: And yes, while there were guys who joined who didn't
Speaker 1: have any familiarity with firearms. And they'll teach you. Remember
Speaker 1: if that's you and you're thinking about it, they'll teach you.
Speaker 1: They'll teach you everything you need to know. Most for
Speaker 1: the most part, everyone there had held them, use them, hunted,
Speaker 1: done things with them. Americans are good at fighting. We
Speaker 1: fought head to head with the Filipinos, and we beat
Speaker 1: the living crap out of them. So they did the
Speaker 1: only thing they could do. I'm going to I'll tell you,
Speaker 1: I'm probably going to offend everybody here and then I'm
Speaker 1: going to defend the Filipinos and I'm going to defend
Speaker 1: the Americans. History's complicated. War is complicated. Things are ugly,
Speaker 1: not everything's black and white. Oh evil Americans. I'm sure
Speaker 1: that's what you've all been taught about the Philippine American War.
Speaker 1: We were winning, we were doing well. Back home, the
Speaker 1: winning part was chafing on people. It looked like we
Speaker 1: were beating up on poor people, on people who couldn't
Speaker 1: fight back or couldn't fight back as well. We looked
Speaker 1: like we were now a colonial power. And some stories
Speaker 1: were starting to get printed in the press that were
Speaker 1: not landing well with the American public. I'm going to
Speaker 1: be very delicate with how I described this next thing,
Speaker 1: but I do want to bring it up because it
Speaker 1: is shockingly consistent in the stories I read. There were
Speaker 1: all kinds of temperance units, Christian temperance groups, i should say,
Speaker 1: and what they wanted was a righteous society, a more
Speaker 1: Christian society. And there were all kinds of women's groups
Speaker 1: and things like that that were pushing that stuff. And
Speaker 1: the stories started to filter back home that American troops
Speaker 1: were acquiring some diseases, not tuberculosis here, not malaria, diseases.
Speaker 1: The kind of these diseases you acquire when you were
Speaker 1: not conducting yourself the way you should conduct yourself with
Speaker 1: the opposite sexes. That sound good. There are children listening.
Speaker 1: I don't want to put it any differently than that.
Speaker 1: That stuff did not land well. Back home, it sounded
Speaker 1: like our boys were being corrupted. We were doing terrible things. Again,
Speaker 1: this war was getting more and more controversial. Back to
Speaker 1: the Philippines. The Philippines made the only decision. Filipinos made
Speaker 1: the only decision they could. They abandoned conventional warfare tactics
Speaker 1: in the name of gorilla warfare tactics. We cannot fight
Speaker 1: these people head to head. We're not going to put
Speaker 1: a thousand of our troops up against a thousand of theirs.
Speaker 1: We're just gonna get slaughtered like we have been. We
Speaker 1: have to melt into the shadows. Now, let's discuss guerrilla
Speaker 1: warfare tactics because these have been used many, many, many
Speaker 1: times throughout history against us by us, by others you
Speaker 1: name it, Indians, Vietcong, Americans have plenty of history fighting
Speaker 1: against this stuff. Gorilla tactics mean you don't have the
Speaker 1: power to fight conventionally, so you fight unconventionally. That's how
Speaker 1: you describe it. When you're the gorilla, you describe it
Speaker 1: as unconventional and you do things like you rate a
Speaker 1: supply depot. You ambush a a group of three soldiers
Speaker 1: when they're out, maybe you usually you do something horrific
Speaker 1: to those soldiers if you get your hands on them.
Speaker 1: This is very common in guerrilla warfare, gorilla warfare because
Speaker 1: they're under manned, they don't have the same equipment. They
Speaker 1: don't fight I hate even using this word, but you'll
Speaker 1: understand what I mean. They don't fight fair because they
Speaker 1: can't fight fair. If you are outmatched, you better not
Speaker 1: fight fair, so they don't. And it always works out
Speaker 1: this way. The gorilla guys will start doing really dirty
Speaker 1: things and then disappearing into the population. That's the nature
Speaker 1: of guerrilla warfare. You slip out at night, put on
Speaker 1: your black pajamas, find an American soldier, kidnap him, skin
Speaker 1: him alive, hang him from a tree, and then you
Speaker 1: go back put on your farmer peasant uniform, and you're
Speaker 1: just out there in the fields the next day. We
Speaker 1: love guys generally commit terrible atrocities, and almost always those
Speaker 1: atrocities lead to the bigger standing army getting angry about
Speaker 1: the lack of fairness and committing atrocities right back at them.
Speaker 1: And the Philippine amer American War was no exception. If
Speaker 1: you do any reading on it at all, all you
Speaker 1: will read about are the atrocities we committed against them,
Speaker 1: because virtually all of our history in this country is
Speaker 1: written to make America look bad. However, there were plenty
Speaker 1: of atrocities to go around. We committed them, and they
Speaker 1: committed them. When they would get their hands on American troops.
Speaker 1: I've told you before, they'd kill our guys with ants.
Speaker 1: They would bury our guys alive. If they chose to
Speaker 1: keep you alive and keep you captive, they would oftentimes
Speaker 1: start chopping off your body parts. They would chop off
Speaker 1: your ears, chop off your nose. Imagine having your body kidnapped,
Speaker 1: taken prisoner. Maybe you miraculously get him back and he
Speaker 1: shows up in your camp and his nose in his
Speaker 1: ears have been chopped off, and that's how he has
Speaker 1: to sail back home to mom. Imagine finding your buddy
Speaker 1: having been buried alive. It creates anger and hatred. Guerrilla
Speaker 1: warfaares always end up in deep, deep, deep hatred. We
Speaker 1: began waterboarding them. It was called water torture, the water method.
Speaker 1: It was called a bunch of different things. It was
Speaker 1: essentially just waterboarding. We were waterboarding them, we were torching too,
Speaker 1: beating them. There were allegations of rape, of all kinds
Speaker 1: of things. It was a horrible, horrible affair. Now that
Speaker 1: leads us to a place I mentioned it in the
Speaker 1: very beginning, called Ballengiga. Ballengiga. If you're yelling at me
Speaker 1: about how I pronounced that, there's nothing in the world
Speaker 1: more difficult to pronounce than Filipino names. It's very difficult.
Speaker 1: It's a hard language. Ballengiga, although I I'm pretty sure
Speaker 1: that's Spanish. And Ayabla Valle and Gigo was a place
Speaker 1: where our troops were quartered, some of them, some of
Speaker 1: them not Maddy's forty. Some our troops got up one
Speaker 1: morning and there were all kinds of Filipino workers who
Speaker 1: were in the camp. Sometimes they were forced to work.
Speaker 1: I want to make sure everyone's clear about that. So
Speaker 1: we were forcing them to work. We'd go into a
Speaker 1: village after one of our guys got killed, kill a
Speaker 1: bunch of people, grab a bunch of others. You're going
Speaker 1: to work the fields. Now. Either way, there's a bunch
Speaker 1: of Filipinos in this camp of ours. Our guys are sleepy.
Speaker 1: It's the morning time. They're walking over to get breakfast
Speaker 1: and bong bong the church bells go off and an
Speaker 1: ambush was set up ahead of time, obviously, and a
Speaker 1: bunch of Filipinos came pouring out of the church with
Speaker 1: maget days and knives, all kinds of bladed weapons, and
Speaker 1: our guys are slaughtered. They lost guys too, We lost
Speaker 1: guys too, but we we lost the most. Our guys
Speaker 1: were unarmed, fighting with pots and pans. There are stories
Speaker 1: of our guys fighting with rocks. It was. It had
Speaker 1: to be something straight out of a horror movie. Imagine
Speaker 1: walking to breakfast and soon you're in a knife fight
Speaker 1: and you've got a pot in your hand. That's how
Speaker 1: it was. And you can imagine how well that landed.
Speaker 1: The Marine general on the ground issued in order kill
Speaker 1: every male over the age of ten, and we began
Speaker 1: slaughtering the Filipinos. Well, a war that was unpopular back
Speaker 1: home before gets a whole lot less popular when you
Speaker 1: wake up and find of a bunch of American troops
Speaker 1: hacked to death and a bunch of Filipinos getting murdered
Speaker 1: in response to it. And I will wrap this up
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Speaker 1: Now we have the Ballingiga massacre. Remember I told you
Speaker 1: the church bells were what signaled the Filipinos to attack.
Speaker 1: There were three of those bells. We seize those afterwards.
Speaker 1: Then we began killing people, a lot of them. Now
Speaker 1: back home, the war is supremely unpopular. It's crazy how
Speaker 1: many people haven't really heard about this war at all.
Speaker 1: You realize roughly the same number of American troops died
Speaker 1: in the Philippine American War who died in Iraq four thousand.
Speaker 1: That's how big this thing was. Think about Iraq. That's
Speaker 1: how big this thing was. And we're talking about a
Speaker 1: period of about four years. It was ugly. The generals
Speaker 1: who were over there killing people were called back home.
Speaker 1: They were court martialed again. This was not well received.
Speaker 1: Emilio Aginaldo, the rebel leader, he eventually gets into our possession.
Speaker 1: America decided it doesn't quite have the stomach for conquest.
Speaker 1: We don't want our guys to die. We don't want
Speaker 1: to be seen as killing others. It's just not who
Speaker 1: we are. And we send over a man, a large
Speaker 1: man by the name of William Howard Taft. William Howard
Speaker 1: Taft did not want to go over there and conquer
Speaker 1: a bunch of Filipinos. He didn't want to slaughter a
Speaker 1: bunch of people, and he began the process. We called
Speaker 1: it at the time, benevolent assimilation. We were building schools,
Speaker 1: we were trying something new around this time. Remember McKinley
Speaker 1: got killed. McKinley was that an American president got assassinated
Speaker 1: by an anarchist. They tend to do that kind of
Speaker 1: a thing. After we changed tactics, and after we had
Speaker 1: won the combat portion of it, and remember this was
Speaker 1: a long, long, long drawn out, nasty guerrilla war different islands.
Speaker 1: I already told you, there's several different islands. It was
Speaker 1: an ugly affair. Teddy Roosevelt takes over as president. We've
Speaker 1: tried something new, benevolent assimilation. The Filipinos decide in the end,
Speaker 1: that's a happy the happy ending. See this is the ugly,
Speaker 1: ugly story of it has a happy ending. The Filipinos decide,
Speaker 1: we are done, we give up, we're our or we're
Speaker 1: turning ourselves in. We're done with this rebellion. But you
Speaker 1: should feel proud of yourself. Maybe you're not thrilled about
Speaker 1: this portion of American history, you could at least be
Speaker 1: happy about this portion of it. When they did that,
Speaker 1: we decided we were going to do things radically different,
Speaker 1: and up until the start of World War two. Well,
Speaker 1: I'll put it this way, by the start of World
Speaker 1: War two, when the Japanese invaded and ran us out
Speaker 1: of the Philippines and those poor people were put under
Speaker 1: it again, we got along famously by then. That's how
Speaker 1: much we changed the trajectory of our relationship in the Philippines.
Speaker 1: We did it a completely different way, and obviously it
Speaker 1: wasn't perfect. But allowing them govern themselves, let's make this
Speaker 1: a place of American f Filipino partnership, American Filipino business.
Speaker 1: In fact, so many of MacArthur's troops on that Baton
Speaker 1: Peninsula before the Baton Death March. There were so many
Speaker 1: Filipino troops there. Why because we were training up in
Speaker 1: equipping the Filipino Army. In a matter of forty years,
Speaker 1: give or take, we had gone from slaughtering each other
Speaker 1: in the jungles to working closely hand in hand us
Speaker 1: building up their economy, them partnering with us. We had
Speaker 1: major GM, we had the movie theaters, very modern. Manila
Speaker 1: was supposed to be gorgeous by the time World War
Speaker 1: II rull around. It wasn't that gorgeous by the time
Speaker 1: the Japanese were done with it, and we kind of
Speaker 1: helped a lot out with that. We had to root
Speaker 1: them out of there, so we kind of had to
Speaker 1: burn most of the place down. But before World War Two,
Speaker 1: we and the Filipinos got along incredibly well. It ended
Speaker 1: up being a wonderful relationship. I want to say it
Speaker 1: last to this day, but it kind of does. Relations
Speaker 1: are always tense, but kind of to this day. And
Speaker 1: remember those church bells. I told you, it's kind of
Speaker 1: a cool little tidbit here after, those church bells rang
Speaker 1: out and they massacred us with machetes and things like that.
Speaker 1: We took them. They remained in our possession, possession of
Speaker 1: the US Army, I believe, I remember right, had a
Speaker 1: couple of them spread out all over the place, and
Speaker 1: they began to chafe against that, wanting them back. You know,
Speaker 1: let's complete the reconciliation. One of the back. Those are
Speaker 1: our church bells. Just a few years ago, in two
Speaker 1: thousand and eighteen, the United States of America finally returned
Speaker 1: the Balan Giga bells to the Philippines. The Filipinos have
Speaker 1: their bells back, and we have completed the circle. And
Speaker 1: that is a very very brief believe it or not,
Speaker 1: even though it took me an hour and a half.
Speaker 1: That is a very very brief version of the American
Speaker 1: Filmilippine War, the Philippine American War, the Philippine Insurrection. It's
Speaker 1: called a bunch of different things. You're gonna have to
Speaker 1: do your own reading on it if you would like
Speaker 1: to know more. There's a bunch more to it. Again,
Speaker 1: it's guerrilla warfare, it's ugly, it's atrocities. It's one of
Speaker 1: the ones that I enjoyed the least. I've enjoyed learning
Speaker 1: about it the least. Now I've been reading and learning
Speaker 1: about it for a while. But it's just an ugly,
Speaker 1: ugly period of time and there aren't a lot of
Speaker 1: people who come out of it looking great. And one
Speaker 1: of the reasons I despise it so much is it's
Speaker 1: virtually impossible to find any source on it that doesn't
Speaker 1: just describe us as complete, unhinged barbarians the whole time.
Speaker 1: And it's probably not the best period of time for America,
Speaker 1: if I'm being totally frank. Yeah, Chris, I winced a
Speaker 1: little bit too, and I was going through it. We're
Speaker 1: not the demons they make us out to be, but
Speaker 1: not our finest hour either way. That's the Philippine America War.
Speaker 1: Let's go back to Pauls and make fun of Kamala
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Speaker 1: thing at some point. Don't It's not gonna be done tonight.
Speaker 1: I'm not putting pressure on you, Chris. Okay, it's fine. Sorry,
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Speaker 1: done for you. Absolute history freaks. Now, Kamala Harris, she's back.
Speaker 1: She's starting to stick her head up again. You're starting
Speaker 1: to hear quotes about she wants to run again. She's
Speaker 1: not going away. We're starting to hear things floated out there,
Speaker 1: and that's exactly what they do. They get their people
Speaker 1: in the media and they float these little trial balloons.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll be governor of California, maybe I'll run for
Speaker 1: president again. And so we are so blessed, so blessed
Speaker 1: because now you know what that means. That means we
Speaker 1: get more dome sound bites. Maybe you thought, just because
Speaker 1: Trump crushed her like a grape in the election, that
Speaker 1: we were never going to hear from her again. Does
Speaker 1: she seem like somebody capable of closing her mouth. No
Speaker 1: she's not. So she's giving speeches. And you know, there's
Speaker 1: something about growing as a human being. I want you
Speaker 1: to listen to this though.
Speaker 2: Well, our ideals are under assault. And now this fight
Speaker 2: to keep the light of America's promise and to ensure
Speaker 2: it burns bright. Well, this fight now.
Speaker 3: It continues with you.
Speaker 2: You are its heirs, we are its airs.
Speaker 1: Just hang on that for a moment. I'm gonna play
Speaker 1: you one more here.
Speaker 3: And I ask you to remember the context in which
Speaker 3: you exist. Yeah, I did that.
Speaker 1: Have you ever complained about rich kids, rich kids, rich
Speaker 1: kids who grow up rich? Ah figures rich kid? Why
Speaker 1: is that a stereotype? Rich kids?
Speaker 3: Ah?
Speaker 1: These useless? He's an idiot, he's a rich kid. Or
Speaker 1: dumb blondes. Ye dah, that's another dumb blonde, some some
Speaker 1: hot blonde chick. What a dumb blonde? You ever done that? Well?
Speaker 1: Why do those stereotypes exist? Because there's some truth to them.
Speaker 1: Most stereotypes have some truth in them. That's why they
Speaker 1: make us uncomfortable. But that's why they got started, right.
Speaker 1: They don't come out of thin air. They come from somewhere.
Speaker 1: Why is a dumb blonde or a rich kid. Why
Speaker 1: are they thought of as dumb or less capable or
Speaker 1: because they can be It's not that women who are
Speaker 1: hot are dumb. It's that they get to a point
Speaker 1: in their life. And there is no privilege in the
Speaker 1: world that supersedes hot chick privilege. If you are an
Speaker 1: attractive woman, doors simply open for you because, well, for
Speaker 1: obvious reasons, everyone wants to be around you. If you
Speaker 1: are a rich kid, daddy gave you a Lamborghini for
Speaker 1: your sixteenth birthday. You grew up with serv and some
Speaker 1: mansions and things like that. You had everything handed to you.
Speaker 1: You just kind of stop advancing, and you end up
Speaker 1: halting wherever you were in life when you started getting
Speaker 1: handed things. That hot dumb blonde she was not always
Speaker 1: that way. As soon as she got old enough to
Speaker 1: not have to actually do anything to get invited to
Speaker 1: that wonderful boat party, well, she stopped developing any kind
Speaker 1: of a personality, stopped reading books. The rich kid, you
Speaker 1: didn't have to develop a work ethic. You know why,
Speaker 1: Kamala Harris sounds like this.
Speaker 2: Well, our ideals are under assault, and now this fight
Speaker 2: to keep the light of America's promise.
Speaker 1: You know why she sounds like a sixteen year old
Speaker 1: girl trying to sound profound, because that's what she is.
Speaker 1: Because she came up in the California political system where
Speaker 1: a you must be a Democrat to even walk in
Speaker 1: the door and hope to achieve major statewide success, you
Speaker 1: have to be a Democrat. Well, she checked that box.
Speaker 1: Remember her father as a communist and a professor. But
Speaker 1: I repeat myself. So she came up in that California
Speaker 1: system where you have to be a Democrat. Box checked.
Speaker 1: But see, that's just to get in the door. After that,
Speaker 1: you have to go through some serious, some rider. You're
Speaker 1: gonna have to work hard, You're gonna have to chop
Speaker 1: and hack your way up through the Democrat system, unless
Speaker 1: unless you're black and a woman. You see, Kamala Harris
Speaker 1: came up in a Democrat state where being a Democrat
Speaker 1: black woman meant that she didn't ever have to become
Speaker 1: anything else. That was always enough. So there was never
Speaker 1: any fascination with the world or philosophy or how the
Speaker 1: world works. There was never this requirement to bust your
Speaker 1: butt at this job and earn your way to this
Speaker 1: job because she never had to earn anything. She had
Speaker 1: to show up and say, I'm a Democrat, I'm a woman,
Speaker 1: and I'm black, and the media will not interrogate you.
Speaker 1: They're not gonna tear apart in your life. You can't
Speaker 1: do that to a Saint Lee black woman. It's similar
Speaker 1: to you know what. Lebron James is actually a good
Speaker 1: example of this, that basketball player Lebron James. You know
Speaker 1: how he's such a moronn that always sounds like such
Speaker 1: a moron and he gets made fun of all the
Speaker 1: time because he has always pictured reading these books only
Speaker 1: it's always open to the first page. It's very clear
Speaker 1: he's never read anything and always just an idiot. But
Speaker 1: why is he an idiot? Because he's six ' eight
Speaker 1: and two hundred and seventy pounds and he runs like
Speaker 1: a gazelle and he's so great at bout ask I
Speaker 1: p always never had to get to page two in
Speaker 1: the book. You never had to get to page two.
Speaker 1: So he's a moron. It will always be a more on.
Speaker 1: He's I don't know how old he is. I guess
Speaker 1: he's forty. I'm guess I'm probably close to forty. He's
Speaker 1: forty going on fifteen. Kamala Harris is sixty years old,
Speaker 1: about to be seventeen, and the next year after that
Speaker 1: she'll be about to be seventeen, And the next year
Speaker 1: after that she'll be about to be seventeen, and the
Speaker 1: year after that, and the year after that, and the
Speaker 1: year after that and the year after that. That's why
Speaker 1: she talks like that.
Speaker 3: And I ask you to remember the context in which
Speaker 3: you exist.
Speaker 1: What does that even mean? What an idiot? But man,
Speaker 1: we could have had her as president. Oh, I should
Speaker 1: keep you updated on something. You know how I told you.
Speaker 1: Gave me the ultimatum about the rats. Got to get
Speaker 1: the rats out forty eight hours, I'm calling past control.
Speaker 1: Oh I got a rat. Not only did I get
Speaker 1: a rat, the rat noises at night have stopped now. Granted,
Speaker 1: obs seems to be chafing. Bobb sent me a text
Speaker 1: last night. She said, this is a direct quote. I'm
Speaker 1: reading this off my phone quote. I haven't heard the
Speaker 1: rats yet tonight. This is after I already killed one
Speaker 1: with one of my traps. I texted her right back,
Speaker 1: they're too afraid of me now, And she texted back
Speaker 1: she rolled her eyes and said, just forget, I said anything,
Speaker 1: And I texted her right back and I said I
Speaker 1: won't forget, and neither will they. The rats are on
Speaker 1: the run now. They're not defeated yet. I heard some scratching.
Speaker 1: I'll be honest, I heard some scratching. They're still up there.
Speaker 1: But it's not just that I have a trap up
Speaker 1: You didn't think Craven the Hunter was going to settle
Speaker 1: for one trap or one method I have. As I mentioned,
Speaker 1: I have new traps. They're absolutely horrifying. I have them
Speaker 1: set up everywhere. In fact, to be honest with you,
Speaker 1: I'm a little bit worried that I'm gonna step on
Speaker 1: one or grab one because I have so many around
Speaker 1: the house and these traps, I'm pretty sure it can
Speaker 1: break a finger. But that's a small price to pay
Speaker 1: when you're a hunter. When you're a hunter trapper as
Speaker 1: I am, you can't fret about a broken finger or
Speaker 1: a mangled toe. The rats are on the run. Craven
Speaker 1: has done it. I want to thank you for the
Speaker 1: faith you put in me. I never doubted me. I
Speaker 1: know you never doubted me. I feel like there was
Speaker 1: some doubt from ob but obviously that is gone now
Speaker 1: The rats not defeated yet, but they're routing now and
Speaker 1: now I'll run them down like grass and make an
Speaker 1: example of them. What Chris anyway, I know the home
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Speaker 4: For China has in fact hacked into our telecommunications providers,
Speaker 4: some of them.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 4: And the extent of it is quite serious. Uh. And
Speaker 4: I should say that in response to that, we have
Speaker 4: taken action. We in the federal government.
Speaker 1: Have wait wait till you hear the action, have stood up.
Speaker 4: A unified coordination group, a multi agency response to this hack.
Speaker 4: Just today, our Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency published Mobile
Speaker 4: communications best practices that everyone should read, especially people in
Speaker 4: positions of responsibility in the United States government.
Speaker 1: It's a very we published in response to them hacking
Speaker 1: our telecommunications. We sent out a memo with best practices.
Speaker 1: We heard so much trouble we are in. We are
Speaker 1: in a lot of very serious trouble. Jesse. I'm a
Speaker 1: deputy sheriff. I enjoyed listening to your podcast while I'm
Speaker 1: at work. Being the wordsmith and a world famous author
Speaker 1: like yourself. Why can't you say the word across? You
Speaker 1: say it across with a T. I would have thought
Speaker 1: your radio coach would have corrected that by now. I
Speaker 1: brought the receipts, and actually he listed every single day.
Speaker 1: In the exact moment in the show when I said that,
Speaker 1: he said, if you aren't sure what across is, ask Chris,
Speaker 1: he knows one. That's hilarious. Two. Look, I'm uneducated and stupid.
Speaker 1: I don't say a bunch of words, right, I don't
Speaker 1: even know a bunch of words. I got a zero
Speaker 1: point zero grade point average my first semester of college.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't even be here. I have no room being
Speaker 1: here whatsoever. So if you're expecting some sort of lofty,
Speaker 1: heady radio with gigantic words, I just discovered the titious
Speaker 1: a while ago, and I've been using that one every
Speaker 1: single day as often as humanly possible. And you know,
Speaker 1: speaking of sounding smart, that's all you really need is
Speaker 1: one or two words. Kids, Remember this, You don't actually
Speaker 1: have to be smart and well read. Learn one or
Speaker 1: two big words and just use those all the time
Speaker 1: and people will think you're well read. That's one hack.
Speaker 1: Here's another hack. I do this all the time. And
Speaker 1: considering I keep running into you when I'm in the airport,
Speaker 1: maybe you'll notice this from now on, always always when
Speaker 1: you travel, bring a book. Are you gonna read it.
Speaker 1: Don't roll your eyes, Chris, are you gonna read it? No, Chris,
Speaker 1: you're not gonna read. You're gonna play on your phone
Speaker 1: the whole time. But when people see you with a book,
Speaker 1: they automatically assume you're smarter than you actually are. Always
Speaker 1: carry a book. And then when you sit down at
Speaker 1: your gate, or when you sit down on the plane
Speaker 1: and you want to play some more on your phone,
Speaker 1: you open the book, you put your phone in the book,
Speaker 1: and it looks like you're sitting there reading. Oh what's that?
Speaker 1: Oh what am I reading? Oh? You wouldn't like it.
Speaker 1: It's probably not for you. You always drop that on somebody.
Speaker 1: It's probably not for you. What are you really saying?
Speaker 1: When you say that to somebody, you're telling them you're
Speaker 1: probably not smart enough to get this. That's what you're
Speaker 1: telling them. Oh, I forgot to tell you about this.
Speaker 1: I teased it the other night. I don't know why
Speaker 1: I'm telling you this now, but I'm telling you anyway,
Speaker 1: something hurtful is happening.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: Parents always talk about today, in this day and age.
Speaker 1: I mean, how their kids don't want to leave. They're
Speaker 1: not independent, they don't want to grow up. They don't
Speaker 1: want driver's licenses. It's a it's a major concern of
Speaker 1: parents today. Well, I don't know what we did in
Speaker 1: my house. Maybe we've just tormented them so much we
Speaker 1: don't have that problem. The boys are dying to grow up,
Speaker 1: dying to be adults. They're dying to go out and
Speaker 1: adventure and be independent. So my oldest son, James is
Speaker 1: driving now, it's guys, driver's license, is driving a car.
Speaker 1: And now he just gets in the car with his
Speaker 1: brother and they just take off. Hey we're gonna go
Speaker 1: get some Chick fil A. Hey we're gonna run down here.
Speaker 1: Hey we're gonna go do this. Okay, no big deal,
Speaker 1: he's independent. Sounds good. Go learn how to drive better,
Speaker 1: the more the better. Then something really hurtful happened. They
Speaker 1: told AB and I that they were going to go
Speaker 1: to the movies this Friday, and we said, oh, well,
Speaker 1: that's wonderful that they are closan. It's nice to have
Speaker 1: brothers that are clothes. So, wow, that's really wonderful. That's precious.
Speaker 1: You guys are going to the movies together. Good for
Speaker 1: you guys. So yesterday or day before, I forget yesterday
Speaker 1: day before I asked them. Ab was there. It was
Speaker 1: me the boys, and I said, hey, so just curious,
Speaker 1: why weren't we invited to the movies? And I was
Speaker 1: half you know what they said? They said, oh, Chris said,
Speaker 1: Chris was guessing that. They said you're not cool. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's way more hurtful than that. They said, we don't
Speaker 1: want to go to the movies with you guys anymore.
Speaker 1: And we said, excuse me why? And they said that
Speaker 1: we laugh annoyingly during the previews at things that aren't funny.
Speaker 1: I don't laugh at the not funny things during the
Speaker 1: previous What are they even talking about? And I got
Speaker 1: this one from my youngest from Luke. Luke drops us
Speaker 1: on us, and Abbas sitting there mortified, mortified. She said,
Speaker 1: you don't want to hang out with us anymore? And
Speaker 1: then James comes up and we're like, James, is this true?
Speaker 1: And James doesn't have any lying, any lying in him
Speaker 1: at all, it's just not who he is. He just
Speaker 1: gets this wincing look on his face and he's all, yeah, guys,
Speaker 1: it's kind of true. You laugh a lot and it's
Speaker 1: really loud. So I tell you what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 1: I'm one hundred percent buying US four movie tickets soon
Speaker 1: when there's a new movie I don't want to see,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna laugh so loud and so often during
Speaker 1: the people during the previews, they have no idea what
Speaker 1: they just opened up. Now, Oh you thought it was
Speaker 1: annoying before. Boys, Wait, now your time has come. Have
Speaker 1: you supported the IFCJ yet? You know that Israelis are
Speaker 1: dying and they need your help. People need help. You
Speaker 1: don't think it, you don't think about it. But on
Speaker 1: the ground, people still need food. They emergency food is
Speaker 1: a big deal. People are going hungry. They don't have
Speaker 1: a place to stay. Probably more importantly, they need armor,
Speaker 1: body armor. They need armored ambulances. I can't believe that
Speaker 1: they need armored ambulances, but they do. That's how horrible
Speaker 1: things can be. Bomb shelters. Help the I f CJ.
Speaker 1: Help them go to support I f CJ dot org
Speaker 1: or call eight eight eight for eight eight I f
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Speaker 2: And now here's aheadline.
Speaker 1: You know you know the thing. I'm gonna laugh so
Speaker 1: loud during the movies. I want to go. You know
Speaker 1: what I really want to do? Oh, this is what
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do. I need to find out a subtle
Speaker 1: way to figure out what movie they're going to this Friday.
Speaker 1: And I'm going and if I can, Oh, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm you know how covert I can be. I'm yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't, Chris. I'm gonna slip into the movies and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna sit right behind them and the whole time
Speaker 1: it is, it's gonna be ha It's just gonna be
Speaker 1: the loudest thing at the quietest parts of the movie,
Speaker 1: when nothing funny even happens, it's gonna be ha ha.
Speaker 1: There's a death, the funniest. These are my kids right here. Oh,
Speaker 1: I can't wait. Oh, I'm totally doing that. I'm doing
Speaker 1: it this Friday. Can't ready, kids, because trouble's coming. This
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