WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.080 --> 00:00:06.000 Hey, hey, everybody, welcome back. It is Everything is a 2 00:00:06.160 --> 00:00:09.960 Bitch with aj Benza and Mike Agavino. 3 00:00:10.039 --> 00:00:12.480 How are you alf, buddy? How you doing? 4 00:00:12.960 --> 00:00:15.839 I am good. This is Lucky episode number thirteen. 5 00:00:16.079 --> 00:00:19.640 You know the so is the show? 6 00:00:19.719 --> 00:00:22.079 Well, I was gonna say, hopefully it'll be Lucky episode 7 00:00:22.079 --> 00:00:24.839 thirteen for the audience, and they want Folks, you have 8 00:00:24.879 --> 00:00:29.559 to understand, we were I'm at Kenny's house in uh 9 00:00:29.760 --> 00:00:36.200 Palm Beach and he can't Kenny couldn't work a can opener, right, 10 00:00:36.280 --> 00:00:40.359 so we're trying. We're trying to use what's available in 11 00:00:40.759 --> 00:00:45.320 his house, and I mean, like, nothing works the way 12 00:00:45.359 --> 00:00:48.359 it's supposed to work. And and I couldn't get a 13 00:00:48.439 --> 00:00:51.759 second mic working. So we were working off of one mic, 14 00:00:53.479 --> 00:00:56.000 and so neither one of us was directly in front 15 00:00:56.000 --> 00:00:59.079 of that mic. And then Kenny would venture off and 16 00:00:59.119 --> 00:01:01.679 he'd move like five feet away. He'd moved like did 17 00:01:01.679 --> 00:01:05.599 He'd forget completely about what we were doing with the microphone. 18 00:01:06.640 --> 00:01:08.200 On my side, I just see a mic sitting on 19 00:01:08.280 --> 00:01:13.879 the table with no one there. 20 00:01:11.560 --> 00:01:15.680 Her on the other side of it, but hopefully minus infection. 21 00:01:15.760 --> 00:01:17.799 And two. I sounded awful of that show. I'm gonna 22 00:01:17.799 --> 00:01:20.120 sick for like two and a half days. Something happened 23 00:01:20.120 --> 00:01:21.840 in my head. I don't know, some sin of sea thing. 24 00:01:21.920 --> 00:01:22.840 But I'm fine now. 25 00:01:23.159 --> 00:01:27.959 Yeah, between your voice, between your voice and the fact 26 00:01:28.000 --> 00:01:29.439 that we were trying to get a mic to work 27 00:01:29.480 --> 00:01:32.079 while Kenny was twelve feet away from the thing, it 28 00:01:32.159 --> 00:01:34.840 was a kind of a recipe for disaster. So thank 29 00:01:34.879 --> 00:01:36.159 you for tolerating us. 30 00:01:36.439 --> 00:01:38.480 Yeah, I know. I love when Kenny comes on the 31 00:01:38.560 --> 00:01:41.920 Facebook podcast. As says Page, it's a guy who hates Hollywood, right, 32 00:01:41.920 --> 00:01:45.879 it doesn't care about them at all. Somebody mentioned Billie 33 00:01:45.920 --> 00:01:50.120 Eilish wearing bulky clothes for the Olympics closing ceremony. I said, yeah, 34 00:01:50.120 --> 00:01:52.519 that's a shame. You know. It's a pretty girl, great voice. 35 00:01:52.519 --> 00:01:54.599 He goes, who the hell is Billy Eilish? I go 36 00:01:56.439 --> 00:01:58.799 seven to six, seven years she's been the top pop star. 37 00:02:00.319 --> 00:02:02.000 No no idea, no idea. 38 00:02:03.640 --> 00:02:08.240 So Kenny's mother lives with him down in Florida. Now, 39 00:02:08.960 --> 00:02:14.719 AJ and I knew his mother incredibly well. Kenny's mother was, 40 00:02:14.840 --> 00:02:16.240 I think we told a little bit of the story 41 00:02:16.319 --> 00:02:20.400 last week, was about as engaged in her son's social 42 00:02:20.400 --> 00:02:22.680 life as any mom, and would come chase him down 43 00:02:22.719 --> 00:02:24.800 at night and everything else. And so you know, we've 44 00:02:24.800 --> 00:02:30.319 got a fifty plus year relationship, right, So Dot, and 45 00:02:30.360 --> 00:02:33.759 I'm staying with Kenny. Kenny insisted that I stayed there. 46 00:02:33.800 --> 00:02:35.039 I was going to go to a hotel. He's like, no, 47 00:02:35.120 --> 00:02:37.479 stay with us, stay in the stay in the spare bedroom. 48 00:02:37.560 --> 00:02:42.520 And it was great. Dot doesn't have a lot to do, 49 00:02:43.520 --> 00:02:49.240 so she goes shopping every day. She goes to the 50 00:02:49.280 --> 00:02:53.680 supermarket every day, and she can't drive. 51 00:02:53.520 --> 00:02:57.960 Anymore Island for years. Got his job. She went the 52 00:02:58.000 --> 00:02:59.560 Grand Union right supermarket. 53 00:02:59.599 --> 00:03:02.719 She wants to King well, it was King Colin. Yes, 54 00:03:02.879 --> 00:03:04.879 she I think she's a CPA. She was. She did 55 00:03:04.879 --> 00:03:07.680 the books at King Colin for years, and she did 56 00:03:07.680 --> 00:03:11.240 the books at Kenny's company for a bunch of years. 57 00:03:12.039 --> 00:03:18.800 And but now she's she's retired, semi retired, and they 58 00:03:18.840 --> 00:03:24.520 don't take her shopping. They drop her off. They drop 59 00:03:24.560 --> 00:03:28.439 her off at publics, and she'll tell them how long 60 00:03:29.000 --> 00:03:33.199 she needs to be at publics, So so they they 61 00:03:34.439 --> 00:03:38.840 Kenny's wife drops her off. And then as we are 62 00:03:40.719 --> 00:03:45.360 recording the other dunity, oh shit, come on, guys, no, no, 63 00:03:47.039 --> 00:03:49.680 I'm sorry, that's my new My other disclaimer is that 64 00:03:50.080 --> 00:03:53.080 my wife took my son to college this morning, and 65 00:03:53.120 --> 00:03:57.680 so I am dog sitting there in here, and so 66 00:03:57.800 --> 00:04:01.520 long as nobody goes by, they're well behaved. But if 67 00:04:01.560 --> 00:04:04.120 they see somebody outside riding by, like they just saw 68 00:04:04.120 --> 00:04:06.759 a couple of kids on scooters, they're gonna they're gonna 69 00:04:06.840 --> 00:04:11.000 let us know about it. But uh so we finished recording, 70 00:04:11.800 --> 00:04:16.399 and his wife has brought dot home from the supermarket, 71 00:04:16.720 --> 00:04:18.759 but she hasn't done any of the unpacking of the 72 00:04:18.759 --> 00:04:21.480 groceries because she had to leave right away. So I go, 73 00:04:21.839 --> 00:04:27.720 I go in the room and I start unpacking the 74 00:04:27.759 --> 00:04:33.879 groceries and there's a huge, like the largest I think 75 00:04:33.920 --> 00:04:37.040 they sell thing of Jiff peanut butter that she has bought. 76 00:04:37.160 --> 00:04:41.319 Right so I ask her where the Jiff peanut butter 77 00:04:41.399 --> 00:04:43.800 goes and she points touse. I'm putting all the food 78 00:04:43.800 --> 00:04:46.519 away for her now right she points to She points 79 00:04:46.560 --> 00:04:52.720 to a cabinet. Dude, I opened the cabin There had 80 00:04:52.759 --> 00:04:57.480 to be forty of the exact same size Jiff things 81 00:04:57.480 --> 00:05:02.759 of peanut butter in that cab. Every day they drop 82 00:05:02.800 --> 00:05:07.839 her off at publics, she buys the thing of Jiff 83 00:05:08.439 --> 00:05:09.040 that's eyes. 84 00:05:13.480 --> 00:05:16.959 You know, people who knew about the depression from their parents. 85 00:05:17.839 --> 00:05:19.920 You know, well, my mother and fellow lived through it. 86 00:05:20.240 --> 00:05:22.399 They were young, but you know they they think you're 87 00:05:22.399 --> 00:05:24.560 gonna need food. You're gonna need food. They just drumming 88 00:05:24.639 --> 00:05:26.519 into their heads that look, if anything goes wrong, you 89 00:05:26.560 --> 00:05:30.439 gotta have food. They just keep you Rosie. Rosie goes shopping. 90 00:05:30.480 --> 00:05:34.040 When I take her groceries out, it's like eighteen bags. 91 00:05:34.680 --> 00:05:37.480 And I can tell them their social Security checks to come, 92 00:05:37.560 --> 00:05:39.720 because she goes right to the stars for six hours 93 00:05:39.920 --> 00:05:42.199 and bring the begs in. I go round off and nothing. 94 00:05:42.360 --> 00:05:45.000 You got three cran branches in the garage, one of 95 00:05:45.040 --> 00:05:47.879 the upstairs refrigeran, one of the downstairs. You don't know, 96 00:05:47.879 --> 00:05:51.720 more cran branches, six of everything. I know, I forget. 97 00:05:51.839 --> 00:05:55.439 I forget all parsley in the bottom of their friends. 98 00:05:55.480 --> 00:05:58.040 She forgot about. There's a new pulse, there's another parcely. 99 00:05:58.240 --> 00:05:59.199 They're tendless. 100 00:06:00.240 --> 00:06:03.120 Yeah, it wasn't just the Jeff. I mean yeah, like 101 00:06:03.680 --> 00:06:09.600 ten different major items that I got. I was told 102 00:06:09.720 --> 00:06:12.639 to put them away in cabinets that were already filled 103 00:06:13.319 --> 00:06:17.199 with that with that item. And I think, you know, Kenny, 104 00:06:17.720 --> 00:06:21.319 God bless him. Kenny's done so well with his company's 105 00:06:21.360 --> 00:06:24.639 made so much money that he doesn't. He just wants 106 00:06:24.680 --> 00:06:27.000 his mom to be happy. And if his mom wants 107 00:06:27.040 --> 00:06:30.240 to go to Public's every day for two hours, he 108 00:06:30.279 --> 00:06:31.680 doesn't give a shit what she buys. 109 00:06:31.800 --> 00:06:34.199 He doesn't care about it. 110 00:06:34.519 --> 00:06:37.319 I said to her, I said, I said, I think, 111 00:06:38.040 --> 00:06:40.160 I think you're going to be good on the Jeff 112 00:06:40.199 --> 00:06:40.839 for a little while. 113 00:06:40.959 --> 00:06:43.920 So wish was that much paint button? We used to 114 00:06:43.959 --> 00:06:45.959 break it. Well, we didn't break in his house at lunch. 115 00:06:45.959 --> 00:06:48.079 We used to walk into his house at lunch because 116 00:06:48.120 --> 00:06:50.639 nobody was home and it all was unlocked in our neighborhood. 117 00:06:50.959 --> 00:06:52.639 We made peanut butter and jelly sand, which is at 118 00:06:52.680 --> 00:06:55.639 Kenny's house during lunch period. It mustn't even our house. 119 00:06:55.680 --> 00:06:57.240 We just sit there and eat and leave and go 120 00:06:57.319 --> 00:06:59.240 back to school. No one cared. My door was always 121 00:06:59.279 --> 00:07:02.240 open for the world different it is. 122 00:07:02.639 --> 00:07:04.160 It is a it is a different world. But it 123 00:07:04.199 --> 00:07:06.879 was so much fun. I mean, I haven't done I've 124 00:07:06.920 --> 00:07:11.120 traveled a ton, but I don't often stay with friends 125 00:07:11.199 --> 00:07:14.079 when I travel. I don't want to be in somebody's way. 126 00:07:14.240 --> 00:07:17.879 You want to have privacy. But but he insisted, and 127 00:07:17.920 --> 00:07:21.040 so I so I did, And it's so it's so 128 00:07:21.160 --> 00:07:24.000 funny to see how how he lives now. When he 129 00:07:24.040 --> 00:07:30.800 gets up in the morning, he conducts business from his bed, 130 00:07:31.959 --> 00:07:35.360 sitting up for like the first couple of hours, Like, 131 00:07:35.519 --> 00:07:37.800 I'm I don't need to be treated like a guest. 132 00:07:37.800 --> 00:07:40.959 I'm family. I mean, come on, but but I get 133 00:07:41.040 --> 00:07:43.319 up and I do you know my exercises for my 134 00:07:43.399 --> 00:07:45.360 back that I need to do. I go take a 135 00:07:46.319 --> 00:07:49.680 two or three mile walk around his uh, around his place. 136 00:07:50.120 --> 00:07:52.600 Come back, I make a cup of coffee. I'm looking 137 00:07:52.639 --> 00:07:56.600 at the work that I've got to do, and his 138 00:07:56.680 --> 00:07:59.519 bedroom door is still shut. It's now it's almost nine o'clock. 139 00:07:59.519 --> 00:08:01.639 I'm like, well that was going on with Kenny. And 140 00:08:01.680 --> 00:08:05.040 then finally, you know, around ten or so, he'll, you know, 141 00:08:05.399 --> 00:08:09.160 his first utterance can be heard whatever is and you're 142 00:08:09.160 --> 00:08:11.040 open the door. And this is every day I was 143 00:08:11.079 --> 00:08:14.360 with him. Is he just he holds court with his 144 00:08:14.560 --> 00:08:17.439 robe on, sitting up at the back of the bed, 145 00:08:18.319 --> 00:08:21.639 uh and he's on FaceTime or whatever with people and 146 00:08:21.720 --> 00:08:26.399 his company, just you know, just conducting business like that. 147 00:08:26.639 --> 00:08:28.360 I mean, if I could conduct my lifetime the way 148 00:08:28.399 --> 00:08:32.840 I would, I just love We just know that how 149 00:08:32.879 --> 00:08:35.440 he grew up. We you know, we remember Kenny in 150 00:08:35.480 --> 00:08:37.639 his sweat pants and the pimple medicine on his face 151 00:08:37.679 --> 00:08:39.840 didn't give a show people thought about him. Still doesn't. 152 00:08:40.320 --> 00:08:43.000 But it's just great to see where he's where he's 153 00:08:43.080 --> 00:08:45.879 ended up all these years later. It's just I just 154 00:08:45.919 --> 00:08:47.639 got to kick out of it. It's so funny at me. 155 00:08:48.240 --> 00:08:50.480 It's just it was it was, it was great. 156 00:08:50.559 --> 00:08:51.120 It was great. 157 00:08:51.279 --> 00:08:55.840 So so now you know, I'm all alone in this 158 00:08:55.960 --> 00:09:00.120 house with my doggies, and we uh, we'd so of 159 00:09:00.200 --> 00:09:01.759 this house. So we're leaving at the end of the month. 160 00:09:01.799 --> 00:09:05.000 So we are. We are boxes everywhere. We sold the house. 161 00:09:09.039 --> 00:09:09.440 A jay. 162 00:09:09.639 --> 00:09:13.399 I don't know. It's the weirdness thing. I never so 163 00:09:13.399 --> 00:09:16.399 so the the real estate market here is on its 164 00:09:16.440 --> 00:09:22.639 ass and like it is just about everywhere. And uh, 165 00:09:22.679 --> 00:09:26.320 you know, we came here for very specific reasons for 166 00:09:26.320 --> 00:09:30.480 for my son and he graduated from college in May 167 00:09:30.840 --> 00:09:34.960 and uh and the other one is uh as a 168 00:09:35.000 --> 00:09:38.320 sophomore in college but going to school in Texas, and 169 00:09:38.360 --> 00:09:43.720 so there's no reason for us to be here anymore. 170 00:09:44.480 --> 00:09:47.159 It's okay, it's not my favorite place, hotter than hell, 171 00:09:47.320 --> 00:09:49.200 but but I like it. 172 00:09:49.799 --> 00:09:52.000 Home is magnificently. 173 00:09:53.080 --> 00:09:56.440 But I thought it would take us forever to sell 174 00:09:56.440 --> 00:09:58.240 the house, because I was looking at how long things 175 00:09:58.240 --> 00:10:01.759 were staying on the market, and and the first agent 176 00:10:01.840 --> 00:10:04.559 that I brought over to have a discussion with said, 177 00:10:05.039 --> 00:10:08.240 you shouldn't even list it until after Labor Day because 178 00:10:09.320 --> 00:10:12.120 you know, everybody, anybody with any money in this town 179 00:10:12.519 --> 00:10:17.919 leaves for July and August and blah blah blah blah blah. 180 00:10:17.960 --> 00:10:23.200 And so I end up talking to two other realtors, 181 00:10:23.240 --> 00:10:27.120 one of whom convinces me, no, you know that house 182 00:10:27.200 --> 00:10:30.440 is selling the summer. Your house is great, people are 183 00:10:30.440 --> 00:10:34.200 gonna love it. Let's put it on and let's see 184 00:10:34.240 --> 00:10:37.039 what happens if if you're not happy with with the activity, 185 00:10:37.039 --> 00:10:41.000 we could always take it off. And so we weren't 186 00:10:41.240 --> 00:10:44.600 in a rush. I thought we we could end up, 187 00:10:44.840 --> 00:10:48.840 you know, being here until Christmas. I had no idea, 188 00:10:49.000 --> 00:10:55.720 and it just it just happened. And in this market, 189 00:10:55.759 --> 00:10:58.320 I never expected to, you know, to be able to 190 00:10:59.080 --> 00:11:02.759 basically get number. And so I was like, Okay, I 191 00:11:02.759 --> 00:11:04.879 guess we're selling. I guess we're selling the house. 192 00:11:04.919 --> 00:11:08.200 So we we're gonna rent places now. 193 00:11:07.879 --> 00:11:12.080 Well I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go. Uh, Kenny's got 194 00:11:12.159 --> 00:11:16.559 a couple of condos that he rents the Snowbirds that 195 00:11:16.559 --> 00:11:20.840 that they don't get there until November. And so rather 196 00:11:20.960 --> 00:11:26.960 than be in be super stressed too to buy a 197 00:11:27.000 --> 00:11:30.519 place or rent a place, Uh, I'm gonna go down there. 198 00:11:30.519 --> 00:11:33.639 We're gonna go down there and have like two months 199 00:11:34.440 --> 00:11:37.759 September and October before his renters come to stay in 200 00:11:37.759 --> 00:11:38.320 that place. 201 00:11:38.399 --> 00:11:43.639 And and how far from nowhere in it? 202 00:11:43.720 --> 00:11:49.720 Right, she's actually when she goes is less than a 203 00:11:49.759 --> 00:11:52.879 mile from where the apartment Kenny has that we're going 204 00:11:52.960 --> 00:11:55.919 to be. So it's it's a it's a it's a 205 00:11:55.919 --> 00:12:00.080 perfect situation and uh so we're gonna we're gonna do 206 00:12:00.200 --> 00:12:03.200 that and figure it out from uh from there. But 207 00:12:03.279 --> 00:12:06.159 it's it's crazy and we have so much stuff. We 208 00:12:06.240 --> 00:12:08.399 have no idea what the hell to do with everything. 209 00:12:08.480 --> 00:12:12.840 But whatever, it's been three years you been. 210 00:12:12.679 --> 00:12:15.679 There, Yeah, more over three years. Yeah, we moved in 211 00:12:15.879 --> 00:12:16.919 June of twenty one. 212 00:12:17.879 --> 00:12:20.159 You're not gonna see wheel choirs Joe anymore down in 213 00:12:21.480 --> 00:12:25.240 Metterie in a wheelchair Joe the Mobster, Yeah. 214 00:12:25.120 --> 00:12:28.360 No, I won't see it. Well, he's in Florida a lot, 215 00:12:28.480 --> 00:12:32.639 so so he's but he wasn't in this h when 216 00:12:32.639 --> 00:12:37.519 we went to the cigar bar that Kenny's, it wasn't there. 217 00:12:39.279 --> 00:12:42.960 Using that Well, those guys are there probably more winter 218 00:12:43.240 --> 00:12:47.879 and they're here, Well I would I don't know. Summer's 219 00:12:47.919 --> 00:12:50.399 not neither is a good place to be New Orleans 220 00:12:50.480 --> 00:12:52.600 or South Florida, so I don't know where there would 221 00:12:52.600 --> 00:12:54.720 be this time of year. But but like I was 222 00:12:54.759 --> 00:12:57.639 saying on the show last week, Kenny knows everybody in 223 00:12:57.679 --> 00:13:00.679 the in the cigar bar. It's hysteric, you know, the 224 00:13:00.720 --> 00:13:05.159 way he he just works. But the other thing is 225 00:13:05.480 --> 00:13:10.039 he doesn't know about So there was this tragedy where 226 00:13:10.080 --> 00:13:15.320 Dot had to have a certain over the counter medicine 227 00:13:15.360 --> 00:13:19.639 for this ailment that I won't get into. But she 228 00:13:19.679 --> 00:13:22.840 didn't realize until about nine thirty at night that she 229 00:13:23.360 --> 00:13:26.240 that she had it. And I guess, you know, Kenny 230 00:13:26.240 --> 00:13:29.440 doesn't like to move his body after nine o'clock at night. 231 00:13:29.559 --> 00:13:33.559 So I'm like, well, I can just go on door 232 00:13:33.639 --> 00:13:38.480 Dash and order it, and they both looked at me 233 00:13:38.639 --> 00:13:43.480 like I was from the future. I'm like, Ken, Kenny, 234 00:13:43.679 --> 00:13:49.080 you own a freaking logistics company. I said, all I 235 00:13:49.120 --> 00:13:51.720 gotta do is go to the CVS and I can 236 00:13:52.360 --> 00:13:55.159 I can buy whatever you need at CVS and get 237 00:13:55.159 --> 00:13:57.960 it here in a half hour, forty minutes the latest 238 00:13:57.960 --> 00:14:00.320 and and I swear to god, they're both looking at 239 00:14:00.360 --> 00:14:02.440 me like, I'm you know, George. 240 00:14:02.200 --> 00:14:06.840 Jetsons, what you creating a Russia for her whole life? 241 00:14:07.240 --> 00:14:10.759 His wife, she's she's troubled, I know, but. 242 00:14:11.480 --> 00:14:16.480 No, she's she's Ukrainian. But she she was schooled in Europe, 243 00:14:16.559 --> 00:14:19.840 she went to she went to private schools in Europe. 244 00:14:19.840 --> 00:14:21.960 She speaks five languages. She's worldly. 245 00:14:22.840 --> 00:14:25.440 You know what what in the store the other day, 246 00:14:25.440 --> 00:14:31.240 we'll talk to Marvin's bullshit And he goes, yeah, so, uh, 247 00:14:31.559 --> 00:14:33.360 I go, yeah, we're doing Everything is a bitch. It's 248 00:14:33.360 --> 00:14:35.159 been a good little it's been a good bump. We're 249 00:14:35.159 --> 00:14:37.440 getting some good good times, good money coming in and 250 00:14:37.480 --> 00:14:40.360 sits it. It's fine, It's yeah. He goes, So if 251 00:14:40.399 --> 00:14:42.240 I want to listen to that, like what do I do? 252 00:14:43.080 --> 00:14:45.879 I go, you know little podcast platform that what do 253 00:14:45.919 --> 00:14:49.080 you use? He goes, I go, all right, I'm going 254 00:14:49.120 --> 00:14:51.039 to start telling him I to got an overcast and 255 00:14:51.120 --> 00:14:53.679 got the magnifying glass right, and everything is a bitch. 256 00:14:54.000 --> 00:14:57.519 You know, this guy put money into your company and 257 00:14:57.559 --> 00:15:00.600 he doesn't know to go on a podcast, so crazy. 258 00:15:00.679 --> 00:15:02.240 But then he goes, Okay, I got it great, I 259 00:15:02.279 --> 00:15:07.919 can listen. I say, we always thought about you, dude. 260 00:15:07.960 --> 00:15:14.639 It's so fucking Joe training. Joe's and I'm like, and 261 00:15:14.759 --> 00:15:17.120 Kenny's like, and then what then? What? Then I hit this? Yeah? 262 00:15:17.120 --> 00:15:21.120 I hit that? Did you hear us? So funny? 263 00:15:21.799 --> 00:15:27.519 And he bought this car? Okay, he bought a brand 264 00:15:27.879 --> 00:15:35.799 new Aston Martin Oh dB dB twelve. Shoot, I spout 265 00:15:35.879 --> 00:15:41.039 it out, no, no, stop, stop, you beget he bought 266 00:15:41.080 --> 00:15:44.000 a brand new Aston Martin dB twelve. The thing is 267 00:15:44.159 --> 00:15:46.759 the most beautiful color I've ever seen on a car. 268 00:15:46.799 --> 00:15:47.879 I don't know if I can tell you what the 269 00:15:47.919 --> 00:15:52.600 color is is. It's a silver like color with a 270 00:15:53.679 --> 00:15:57.039 with a dark saddle interior. 271 00:15:57.960 --> 00:15:58.639 Oh nice. 272 00:15:59.200 --> 00:16:03.759 And the thing inside is like he's got to have 273 00:16:03.919 --> 00:16:08.279 more controls than the Space Shuttle. Okay, all right, So wait, 274 00:16:08.399 --> 00:16:09.960 so I'm in this thing. I don't know at like 275 00:16:10.000 --> 00:16:11.600 four hundred thousand dollars car, I don't know what the 276 00:16:11.639 --> 00:16:12.320 hell is in cone. 277 00:16:12.440 --> 00:16:14.399 I'm looking at you right now. It's three thirty seven 278 00:16:15.039 --> 00:16:18.240 thirty seven grand for this this crouding just described. 279 00:16:18.480 --> 00:16:20.360 Yeah, but I think he got a bunch of upgrades. 280 00:16:21.200 --> 00:16:24.480 I think he paid over four hundred thousand dollars. 281 00:16:24.240 --> 00:16:26.440 For this car, right, that's amazing. 282 00:16:26.720 --> 00:16:28.679 So wait a minute. I get in this car with him, 283 00:16:30.399 --> 00:16:36.759 and and he he still has he's still on an 284 00:16:36.840 --> 00:16:39.000 Android fenty, he's still on a he's on a some 285 00:16:39.200 --> 00:16:43.799 kind of Samsung right, and the thing looks like it's 286 00:16:43.840 --> 00:16:45.519 been through wars. 287 00:16:45.879 --> 00:16:46.000 Right. 288 00:16:46.960 --> 00:16:52.720 So we're in this four hundred thousand dollars machine. We're 289 00:16:52.759 --> 00:16:56.200 going it feels like you're going forty. We're going ninety 290 00:16:56.320 --> 00:17:02.120 five on the I ninety five right, And he's fiddling 291 00:17:02.200 --> 00:17:07.880 with his phone, returning, returning text and I'm like, Kenny, Kenny, 292 00:17:08.839 --> 00:17:11.440 you're in a four hundred thousand dollars car. 293 00:17:12.000 --> 00:17:12.759 Have you not. 294 00:17:14.319 --> 00:17:18.680 Used the bluetooth to set up? And I don't know 295 00:17:18.720 --> 00:17:22.519 anything about I think it's called Google Auto. I think 296 00:17:22.599 --> 00:17:26.519 so because Apple car Play. I know. I use Apple 297 00:17:26.559 --> 00:17:29.839 car Play, so I know it. But I thought cars 298 00:17:29.960 --> 00:17:34.160 came standard with the Android equivalent, especially when you pay 299 00:17:34.200 --> 00:17:36.880 four hundred thousand dollars for one. But it didn't look 300 00:17:36.920 --> 00:17:39.160 like you did. But at least it had Bluetooth. So 301 00:17:40.559 --> 00:17:48.079 so I am hooking his phone up as we're as 302 00:17:48.160 --> 00:17:53.599 we're driving, I go into the glove compartment, and there's 303 00:17:53.720 --> 00:17:58.160 this beautiful book that still has the wrapping on it. 304 00:17:58.279 --> 00:18:02.400 It's the freaking Aston Martin owner's manual. He's never opened it. 305 00:18:02.759 --> 00:18:07.319 He's not opened it. Okay. They they're like twelve thousand 306 00:18:07.480 --> 00:18:10.640 controls in this car that you have to know a 307 00:18:10.720 --> 00:18:14.519 little bit about to operate the car. And he hasn't 308 00:18:14.519 --> 00:18:17.000 opened the book. I said, well, I said, Kenny, did 309 00:18:17.039 --> 00:18:19.440 the the sales guy or the manager did you go 310 00:18:19.519 --> 00:18:21.559 to the dealership and get a tutorial. 311 00:18:21.680 --> 00:18:22.039 On the car? 312 00:18:22.160 --> 00:18:24.640 Did they teach you anything about the car? And he's 313 00:18:24.680 --> 00:18:31.400 like no, I go, I just get it in a drive. Okay, 314 00:18:32.000 --> 00:18:35.519 I said, but you you owned a white because he 315 00:18:35.599 --> 00:18:39.759 owned a white Aston Martin actually still has it. He 316 00:18:39.839 --> 00:18:45.000 bought three or four years ago. I said, but didn't 317 00:18:45.000 --> 00:18:48.599 you own one of these before? He goes, yeah, but 318 00:18:48.680 --> 00:18:53.400 it was set up completely different. Okay. I'm thinking, yeah, right, 319 00:18:53.480 --> 00:18:55.519 you probably never learned how to use three quarters of 320 00:18:55.519 --> 00:18:57.720 the shit on the old one. But so we are 321 00:18:57.799 --> 00:19:01.480 in his car and he he is fumbling around with 322 00:19:01.599 --> 00:19:07.079 that stupid Samsung not well, I'm I'm like desperate to 323 00:19:07.200 --> 00:19:10.200 get the Bluetooth set upright so at least he can 324 00:19:10.599 --> 00:19:17.559 and when when I'm first able to get downloaded music 325 00:19:18.240 --> 00:19:22.480 to play through the speakers of his car once again, 326 00:19:22.559 --> 00:19:25.960 I was George Jetson. I mean he's looking at him. Wow, Oh, 327 00:19:26.480 --> 00:19:30.400 this is so great, Kenny, It's a fucking aston Martin, 328 00:19:30.440 --> 00:19:32.920 What did you think? Do you think you were gonna 329 00:19:33.039 --> 00:19:35.200 have to listen to local radio stations for the rest 330 00:19:35.200 --> 00:19:35.680 of your life? 331 00:19:36.000 --> 00:19:44.799 Anyway, It's amazing. No one like him. Cadillac two years ago. 332 00:19:45.559 --> 00:19:48.240 I went with them. We were like four hours to dealership, 333 00:19:48.359 --> 00:19:50.599 describing all things they can do with the Cadillac and 334 00:19:50.640 --> 00:19:53.000 the keys, and start the car for the restaurant, put 335 00:19:53.039 --> 00:19:55.759 the heat on where you're eating all that shit? Four hours? 336 00:19:55.920 --> 00:19:57.559 Can he walks out with and ask him Martin in 337 00:19:57.640 --> 00:19:58.119 ten minutes. 338 00:20:00.119 --> 00:20:01.880 No, he bought it online. 339 00:20:06.160 --> 00:20:08.240 You're no very fun of me because I'd buy carss. 340 00:20:08.240 --> 00:20:10.880 I like the shape of them, I like the look 341 00:20:10.920 --> 00:20:12.200 of them, the sexy lines. 342 00:20:14.000 --> 00:20:17.480 Well, I've actually I've actually bought cars on online before too, 343 00:20:17.640 --> 00:20:21.240 because you can if you know what you want, then 344 00:20:21.839 --> 00:20:25.359 you know you have the entire inventory of the United 345 00:20:25.359 --> 00:20:28.240 States of America at your disposal. If you go on 346 00:20:28.480 --> 00:20:31.799 you know, car Gurus or cars dot Com or you 347 00:20:31.839 --> 00:20:35.240 know one of these sites, and he found this car 348 00:20:35.680 --> 00:20:38.759 at an Atlanta dealership. So they put it on a 349 00:20:38.839 --> 00:20:41.480 flatbed and drove it to him and dropped it off. 350 00:20:42.160 --> 00:20:47.000 So and certainly the guy drive in the flatbed didn't 351 00:20:47.039 --> 00:20:48.960 know anything about the car to give me this tutorial. 352 00:20:49.079 --> 00:20:51.839 So I'm kind of proud of him that he got 353 00:20:51.880 --> 00:20:55.839 it started and got it operating at least a little 354 00:20:55.839 --> 00:20:58.160 bit before before I got there. But he had just 355 00:20:58.279 --> 00:21:02.480 gotten it before before I got there. So anyway, that's uh. 356 00:21:03.839 --> 00:21:07.720 I was gonna my Lincoln. The Lincoln is nineteen ninety 357 00:21:08.160 --> 00:21:11.519 three or four to ye. Then they open fucking great 358 00:21:11.599 --> 00:21:14.279 shape last week in the highway and drive with me 359 00:21:14.680 --> 00:21:17.240 going like fifty five or sixty and the throttle get 360 00:21:17.279 --> 00:21:20.400 stuck and I couldn't. I'm in like, you know, the 361 00:21:20.559 --> 00:21:22.920 along thirty fours. It's not thick with traffic, but you 362 00:21:23.000 --> 00:21:24.920 gotta be careful. You got to maneuver around people. Yeah, 363 00:21:25.240 --> 00:21:29.559 Like the car is stuck. It's revving like a Formula 364 00:21:29.640 --> 00:21:32.759 one driver and I'm I'm standing on the brake and 365 00:21:32.880 --> 00:21:35.240 nothing's happening. I go to Rocko. It's I try to 366 00:21:35.279 --> 00:21:37.720 stop at the car going ninety miles an hour. I said, 367 00:21:37.759 --> 00:21:39.720 a rock will hold on, what's wrong? I said, the 368 00:21:39.839 --> 00:21:42.440 brakes that nothing's working, So I put it in neutrals. 369 00:21:42.480 --> 00:21:45.279 We're driving. I'll keep my on the road. I'm slamming 370 00:21:45.359 --> 00:21:48.119 on the brake. Finally, I whip off one thirty four 371 00:21:48.160 --> 00:21:50.880 in Koanga at like twenty miles an hour. No one's there, 372 00:21:51.000 --> 00:21:54.720 thank God, and I I mover to the side of 373 00:21:54.759 --> 00:21:57.200 the road. I stand on the I pressed the emergency breake, 374 00:21:57.279 --> 00:21:59.359 put the car in neutral. Finally I threw the car 375 00:21:59.400 --> 00:22:04.119 and fucking park and it bucked like a fucking I 376 00:22:04.240 --> 00:22:06.279 had to and it stayed there on the side of 377 00:22:06.279 --> 00:22:09.079 the road. Triple A took two hours. The whole story. 378 00:22:09.359 --> 00:22:11.039 But the guy brought to the garage and I goes, 379 00:22:11.640 --> 00:22:12.839 no charge. I go, what do you mean? I go, 380 00:22:12.960 --> 00:22:15.000 this is scary. I'd rather than be a problem, but 381 00:22:15.000 --> 00:22:17.480 I'll pay for He goes, now, you throttle got stuck. 382 00:22:17.519 --> 00:22:19.599 You know it's an old car. Hecreased everything up. It 383 00:22:19.640 --> 00:22:21.559 should be. It happened to me with an old bronco. 384 00:22:21.920 --> 00:22:24.160 And his buddy goes, yeah, I had an old No 385 00:22:24.279 --> 00:22:26.440 that happened to me too, I said, I never had 386 00:22:26.480 --> 00:22:29.680 this happen. It was it was trying to stop your car. Ninety. 387 00:22:30.240 --> 00:22:33.039 It was petrifying, but now it's fine. I just went 388 00:22:33.079 --> 00:22:35.119 on the Hoghway yesterday. The first time, I was scaring 389 00:22:35.119 --> 00:22:38.200 ship to go over forty miles an hour. But you 390 00:22:38.279 --> 00:22:40.319 have to have faced. He just greased everything up. It's 391 00:22:40.359 --> 00:22:42.400 an old car. Scary man. 392 00:22:43.359 --> 00:22:46.640 You're so lucky because that happens in the wrong situation 393 00:22:47.200 --> 00:22:47.559 of course. 394 00:22:47.799 --> 00:22:50.880 Of course. Well he stayed came, I stayed calm, and 395 00:22:51.079 --> 00:22:54.640 we got through it. Crazy. Yeah, let's pup. 396 00:22:55.079 --> 00:22:59.079 I'm surprised those guys were so chill about it to time. 397 00:22:59.279 --> 00:23:01.880 And sometimes you got to just run it off a 398 00:23:02.039 --> 00:23:06.720 peer and you know, and dive into the Pacific with it. 399 00:23:06.839 --> 00:23:12.880 But you know, otherwise it's it's usually okay, okay. So 400 00:23:14.799 --> 00:23:17.640 I know, but I love this first story that I 401 00:23:17.880 --> 00:23:21.079