Speaker 1: All right, here we go for the Minnesota Goodbye. Jumping
Speaker 1: right in with something we talked about yesterday on the show.
Speaker 1: A forty six year old woman was dating a thirty
Speaker 1: one year old guy, and we said, okay, can this
Speaker 1: work out? And we basically the consensus at the end
Speaker 1: of the day was just go with it and have
Speaker 1: fun and if it doesn't work out, you know what.
Speaker 1: You had a good time. But I don't think that
Speaker 1: there's a big chance of a lifelong relationship with somebody
Speaker 1: who's fifteen years younger than you, But you never know. So,
Speaker 1: Sharis writes in She's a regular contributor, she said, I
Speaker 1: got a wig on in a couple of things. A
Speaker 1: First of all, I wanted to comment on the lady
Speaker 1: that wrote in about dating the younger guy. The forty
Speaker 1: six year old and the thirty one year old guy
Speaker 1: is somebody who is forty six and dated a thirty
Speaker 1: one year old man. I can say my experience was
Speaker 1: not positive. He played a lot of games with me
Speaker 1: and said he wanted to be serious, but his actions
Speaker 1: were the opposite. My advice would be be careful and
Speaker 1: take things slowly. Maybe things will work out better for her.
Speaker 1: By the way, when are you doing favorite musical moments again?
Speaker 1: Love you guys? All right, Okay, I'm gonna go ahead
Speaker 1: and say this. If a guy who is thirty one
Speaker 1: is dating a forty six year old, he's done it
Speaker 1: for the sex. He's basically it's a layup because he
Speaker 1: knows that he's thirty one, he's hot, and a forty
Speaker 1: six year old will look at a guy who's got,
Speaker 1: you know, like the better younger body. He's probably got
Speaker 1: no erectile dysfunction. He's probably like, you know a little
Speaker 1: bit more. What is it when you endurance? Like durance
Speaker 1: as I called stamina. That's the word I'm looking for,
Speaker 1: thank you. And I think that you know could because
Speaker 1: I dated when I was twenty four, and I dated
Speaker 1: the woman who was forty four. She was nice and
Speaker 1: we had fun, but I was in it mostly for
Speaker 1: the physical sex, and she was in it because she
Speaker 1: was getting to sleep with a twenty four year old guy.
Speaker 1: Would we have ever lasted as a couple, Absolutely not.
Speaker 1: So I think that when Cherie says he played a
Speaker 1: lot of games and said that he wanted to be serious,
Speaker 1: but he didn't act like it, that was because he
Speaker 1: was trying to keep the sex available. Tell me if
Speaker 1: you think I'm wrong.
Speaker 2: Ummm, I would say that you're probably right.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean, I have no experience with that, but that
Speaker 2: sounds right to me.
Speaker 1: A lot of guys will say anything or do anything
Speaker 1: to get sex, and women know this. They I think
Speaker 1: they learned this one that by the time they're about
Speaker 1: twenty two or whatever and gone through a couple of
Speaker 1: guys that just wanted to get to hook up and
Speaker 1: then cheat on them or aren't serious. But not always.
Speaker 1: And that's the thing is, you don't always know. So
Speaker 1: all right, Churis, thank you very much. Next one, Uh, Dave,
Speaker 1: I got to call your bluff just for fun the
Speaker 1: day Bailey did or daily Bailey and you said robins
Speaker 1: only eat from the ground and not feeders. Well, David,
Speaker 1: you're wrong. I have them up my feeders all the time.
Speaker 1: Just had to call you out and poke daddy bear
Speaker 1: darting and licking. Picture attached proof And that's from Chris.
Speaker 1: And sure enough there's a robin on the feeder. I
Speaker 1: truly didn't know that. I've been feeding birds for ten
Speaker 1: years and I didn't know that robin's ever ate from feeders.
Speaker 1: Didn't know. Is Bailey out of the room.
Speaker 2: No, I'm here, dude.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, gotcha. You're playing Angry Birds or something. Bam.
Speaker 3: Just I'm listening to you talking about Robin's.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's see delete that one. Thank you, Chris, next one,
Speaker 1: don't say my name. I've got two difficult different topics
Speaker 1: to talk about. If you guys were going to compete
Speaker 1: against each other and see who can host the best
Speaker 1: festival in the Twin Cities, which artists would you choose?
Speaker 1: You get to pick three living artists and you can
Speaker 1: choose the same artists. Oh that's kind of fun, Okay,
Speaker 1: And I guess if there's no limit, like I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, Taylor Swift is just as possible as Kesha.
Speaker 1: Then I mean off the top of my head. And
Speaker 1: I'll come up with a different answer as I think
Speaker 1: about it more. But I would say I would probably
Speaker 1: do a classic rock festival. I do Aerosmith, I would
Speaker 1: do Deaf Leopard, and the third one, I would probably
Speaker 1: do a kiss And that's off the top of my head.
Speaker 1: I mean, just off the top of my head. In order.
Speaker 1: I don't know who would open for who I think
Speaker 1: that would be because acts get really picky about what
Speaker 1: order they are in the lineup. Did you guys know this?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean why would you not? You want to
Speaker 2: be the headliner? Would you not?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you want to be the headliner. But sometimes when
Speaker 1: we would do Star Party, we would have acts that
Speaker 1: would bicker because they're not the headliner, and then other
Speaker 1: acts that would be like, I am not going on
Speaker 1: after Charlie Pooth or I don't want to close the
Speaker 1: show because it shows like that people tend to leave
Speaker 1: before they're done. So I don't know. I probably do Kiss,
Speaker 1: then No, I do Deaf Leopard, Aerosmith then Kiss as
Speaker 1: the headliner. Jenny, what do you got?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 4: I am lost right now because I feel like, if
Speaker 4: I had to pick a genre, I would do an
Speaker 4: EDM festival just because I feel like those are my vibe.
Speaker 4: So I'd probably do like Diplow, Dylan Francis, and maybe
Speaker 4: Alice in Wonderland, which I know is not a very
Speaker 4: popular one. So definitely Diplow would headline. And then wait,
Speaker 4: now I forgot who my second one was.
Speaker 5: I have no idea what kind of music this is.
Speaker 5: I mean, I know what the kind is, but I
Speaker 5: don't know who any of the people are that you're
Speaker 5: talking about.
Speaker 4: Dylan Francis, there'll be the next one, and then Alice
Speaker 4: in Wonderland will open.
Speaker 3: That would be n nice. Mine would definitely be gay icons.
Speaker 2: So cha, can I change mine? I'm pulling a day?
Speaker 3: Can I change mine?
Speaker 5: Mine's gonna start with Chapel Rone, who's opening for a
Speaker 5: Lady Gaga, who's opening for share Bum Bum Bum?
Speaker 3: Gay icons? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Why do you? Then? This is a serious question. I'm
Speaker 1: not It's not a loaded question. Why do you love
Speaker 1: gay icons so much? As a straight woman?
Speaker 5: I just like that the music is it's dancy, it's fun,
Speaker 5: and it feels like you belong.
Speaker 4: I don't think that Billy likes them because they're defined
Speaker 4: as gay icons. No, it's it's just a matter that
Speaker 4: the music is fucking awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, fair enough. I mean I just wondered it
Speaker 1: was like, Okay, you're a straight girl. I would think
Speaker 1: that you would like Taylor Swift and you would like
Speaker 1: to know I.
Speaker 5: Don't know, no, no, because I think that's kind of
Speaker 5: like I don't like no offense to Taylor Swift. I
Speaker 5: just don't listen to her music. I think sometimes it's boring.
Speaker 5: I like old Taylor Swift a lot, but like Chapel
Speaker 5: Roane is fun interesting, She's a character, saying with like
Speaker 5: Lady Gaga, she's a character. I know it's gonna be
Speaker 5: like a hoot and a holler of a time. And
Speaker 5: then Share is truly an icon period.
Speaker 1: Poor Madonna. You left Madonna out.
Speaker 3: I can only choose three. Oh, I'd rather have Share.
Speaker 1: I think Share is probably a better performer. Madonna's gotten
Speaker 1: a little bit eccentric in her older age. All right,
Speaker 1: Next one very intriguing question. Let's say that you and
Speaker 1: your next life were a guaranteed successful career with celebrity status.
Speaker 1: You're a top ten in your generation for career. What
Speaker 1: career would you choose?
Speaker 4: I E.
Speaker 1: Singer, athlete and why actor? Whatever? Okay, I will go.
Speaker 1: I will not say athlete because I don't I don't care.
Speaker 1: Athletics don't really interest me. I like being fit, but
Speaker 1: as far as competitive athletics, that doesn't interest me. Actor. No,
Speaker 1: I think that is a really tough job. I think
Speaker 1: that it's it's not tough, but it's like a lot
Speaker 1: of standing around and you know, moving to Morocco for
Speaker 1: three months to do some Steven Spielberg movie, and it
Speaker 1: just sounds I would be a singer. I'd like to
Speaker 1: tour and I'd like to be a singer. I'd like
Speaker 1: to be the world's best like Billy Joel Elton John
Speaker 1: piano player kind of a singer. Oh what about you, Jenny.
Speaker 4: I would not want to be any of those. I'm
Speaker 4: going to go against this question. I just would want
Speaker 4: to be very successful because I'm smart, but not the
Speaker 4: kind of successful that's like the Elon Musks and the
Speaker 4: Jeff Bezos where they're very prominent in the world. I
Speaker 4: want to be very successful because I created some amazing
Speaker 4: company and I have a lot of money. But you
Speaker 4: don't know shit about my life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like I don't.
Speaker 3: I just I don't know.
Speaker 5: Maybe your names are on like the wings of like
Speaker 5: a hospital, be like the Jenny Lutenberger, right, but you
Speaker 5: don't know, Like I wonder.
Speaker 3: What she's into.
Speaker 4: You see my like twelve million dollar mansion on Lake Minataka,
Speaker 4: but you don't know who I am, right, Like, oh,
Speaker 4: they own some business, but you have no idea why
Speaker 4: I'm successful. So I'm going against the question just because
Speaker 4: like I don't care to have celebrity status, in that way.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm, okay, valid, all right.
Speaker 5: I would want to be a famous Broadway actor because
Speaker 5: it's you still have fame, which I do think it
Speaker 5: would be cool to be famous, but not to the
Speaker 5: level of like Dave that you were saying with an
Speaker 5: Elton genre of Billy Joel where the whole world knows you.
Speaker 3: It's like a niche group of people who know you.
Speaker 5: You do get to go on tour with like national
Speaker 5: tours if you do those, so you get to see
Speaker 5: see some of the world.
Speaker 3: Maybe you're on like a cruise, like a Broadway cruise.
Speaker 3: You get to be on one of those.
Speaker 5: That sounds nice, and it just be like a niche
Speaker 5: celebrity amongst a small group of people that I think
Speaker 5: would be really dope.
Speaker 1: Okay, you know, I mean, as a footnote, I have
Speaker 1: no interest in this celebrity angle at all. A lot
Speaker 1: of people are like, oh, fame and fortune, fame and fortune,
Speaker 1: fame and fortune. I'll take the fortune. Not interested in
Speaker 1: the fame. I really am not. I mean, as DJ's
Speaker 1: we have a teeny tiny, little, tiny, teeny tiny lit
Speaker 1: little bit of fame. For example, we might be at
Speaker 1: Starbucks or Bayerle's and somebody would be like, hey, I
Speaker 1: get it a lot. When I'm like ordering at a restaurant,
Speaker 1: people like I know your voice? Where do I know
Speaker 1: your voice? And then I feel stupid because I then
Speaker 1: I get to say, well, I'm Dave Ryan at KTWB,
Speaker 1: and then it feels like I'm bragging, and then they
Speaker 1: want to talk about it, and then it's just fame
Speaker 1: is not my thing. If somebody comes up and says hi,
Speaker 1: and like whatever, that's great, But I don't ever seek
Speaker 1: out attention, you know what I mean. Fame is not
Speaker 1: a thing for me. Fortune give me that fucking money.
Speaker 1: I'll take all the money you want to give me.
Speaker 1: I will just shamelessly be a billionaire.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean I would too if I could, But I
Speaker 4: don't think that's going to be in my lifetime.
Speaker 1: Next life, U next, next life, she says for me,
Speaker 1: I would love to be a singer and make millions
Speaker 1: of dollars like Rihanna or Miss Taylor Swift herself. I
Speaker 1: wonder why she didn't want us to say her name.
Speaker 1: It really is a unique name, but there's nothing embarrassing
Speaker 1: about there. She doesn't have foot fungus or like, you know,
Speaker 1: halatosis or anything.
Speaker 3: I have foot fungus?
Speaker 1: What do I do? This one literally says, let's see Minnesota. Goodbye,
Speaker 1: your friendly neighborhood. Park ranger here to say that the
Speaker 1: mammal category of face off was painful to listen to,
Speaker 1: so let me help out little background on this one.
Speaker 1: We did face off the other day where it's like, okay, ready,
Speaker 1: fifteen seconds, name all the mammals you can. And we
Speaker 1: were puzzling over whether these are dolphins, our mammals or
Speaker 1: dolphin a dolphin is a mammal, or whether whatever, so
Speaker 1: this is a park ranger. Ranger Jessica, Mammals are not
Speaker 1: the only animals that give li birth. A lot of
Speaker 1: shark species do as well as marsupials. The thing that
Speaker 1: differentiates a mammal is fur slash hair, and they produce
Speaker 1: milk to feed their young. Mammal think mammary glands. So
Speaker 1: a shark and a platy are not mammals. A platty
Speaker 1: is not a platypuss. It's a little fish. And I
Speaker 1: thought a platty must be a mammal because it gives
Speaker 1: like bird, but it doesn't have hair and it doesn't
Speaker 1: produce milk. So a shark and a plattery are not mammals.
Speaker 1: They are both a shit, They're they're both fish. Yes,
Speaker 1: a shark is a fish. I think face Off needs
Speaker 1: recount since Dave got credit for shark as a mammal.
Speaker 1: I also think Dave was joking, but a duck is
Speaker 1: not an amphibian.
Speaker 2: Haha, Dave, were you?
Speaker 1: I don't remember.
Speaker 3: No, you weren't.
Speaker 2: You were like No, I definitely said that, and fuck
Speaker 2: that up.
Speaker 1: I really, I really don't know. Amphibians consist of a
Speaker 1: small number of animals that include toads, frogs, and salamanders.
Speaker 1: These animals lay eggs in water, develop in water and
Speaker 1: have gills, and then emerge with lungs and can live
Speaker 1: on land as adults. Can. I have my own Park
Speaker 1: Ranger corner bit fun animal and science facts, just like
Speaker 1: juan Nita's weekly rant. Absolutely, yeah, all you need to do.
Speaker 3: I want to hear that.
Speaker 5: Do it?
Speaker 1: I mean, seriously, give me, maybe not give it to
Speaker 1: me once a week and we'll see how it goes.
Speaker 1: But if you did, like, okay, it's Park Ranger Jessica,
Speaker 1: and here is sixty seconds. Just read it into the
Speaker 1: voice memo section of your phone and email it to me.
Speaker 1: I would. I think that's what Juanita does. It's not
Speaker 1: like she has a podcast studio in her house. Just
Speaker 1: read it into your phone and then send it over.
Speaker 1: I would love it. Like here's a fun fact about monkeys,
Speaker 1: here's a fun fact about horses. Here's a fun fact
Speaker 1: about Marsha's. Whatever it is, I'm all for it, Dave
Speaker 1: Jenny Bailey random topic for the Minnesota Goodbye. Do you
Speaker 1: know about jeep ducking?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Jeep ducking? Just this past here I learned about ducking
Speaker 1: jeeps and now I regular notice ducks sitting in jeep windshields.
Speaker 1: He's got me thinking, was this always a thing and
Speaker 1: I never noticed it? Or is it new? Or re so?
Speaker 1: As a fan of office Ladies, I decided to do
Speaker 1: a deep dive and wanted to share aka google it
Speaker 1: the results. Jeep ducking is a kind act where rubber
Speaker 1: ducks are placed on other jeep owner's vehicles to spread
Speaker 1: joying camaraderie. The tradition started in twenty twenty when Allison
Speaker 1: from Ontario placed a rubber duck on a similar jeep
Speaker 1: wrangler and in a parking lot to cheer herself up
Speaker 1: after a frightening encounter. The gesture, also known as Duck
Speaker 1: Duck Jeep, has become a worldwide craze with over two
Speaker 1: hundred thousand participants. And then she goes on with a
Speaker 1: lot of information. I don't know anything about this. Is
Speaker 1: it something we should talk about?
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I've heard of it because I feel like recently,
Speaker 5: relatively recently, I was just like, why are there ducks
Speaker 5: in jeeps? And then someone let me know about this whole, like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 5: that's a thing. If you have a jeep, you have ducks.
Speaker 5: And sometimes there's like one duck on the dashboard, and
Speaker 5: then sometimes there's like twenty ducks on the jeep dashboard
Speaker 5: and it's inside. Obviously, I don't know how they're adhering
Speaker 5: these ducks to this dashboard, but they all just sit
Speaker 5: like perfectly on the dash of a jeep.
Speaker 3: And apparently it's a jeep thing.
Speaker 5: So you could even like walk out into a parking
Speaker 5: lot see a jeep and there might be like a
Speaker 5: duck sitting on the like side view mirror that somebody
Speaker 5: left for the jeep, the person who owns the jeep.
Speaker 3: It's kind of like yo, it's like a kindness bombing
Speaker 3: kind of thing.
Speaker 5: So someone told me that they keep like a bin
Speaker 5: of rubber ducks in their car so that when they
Speaker 5: see another jeep, they put a duck on their jeep.
Speaker 2: I've never heard of it. Oh yeah, but I do
Speaker 2: you feel like I've seen the ducks.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I have seen ducks in like car, whin sheep writing
Speaker 2: and stuff, and.
Speaker 3: It's usually a jeep.
Speaker 5: So now that you know about it, you'll see it
Speaker 5: all the time because they're everywhere.
Speaker 1: Never notice it. I would look for it. Next one
Speaker 1: from Kim regarding a lone time as a married couple.
Speaker 1: I've been married since the dawn of time. I was
Speaker 1: talking about the other day a couple maybe Monday or so.
Speaker 1: We were talking about how when sometimes when you come
Speaker 1: home and you hit the garage door opener and you
Speaker 1: the garage door goes up and you see your partner's
Speaker 1: car in the garage, you sometimes go I wanted to
Speaker 1: be alone, and a lot of people said I'm the
Speaker 1: same way. So she says, I appreciate the honesty day,
Speaker 1: because even the most lovey dovey person needs time alone,
Speaker 1: even if they won't admit it. That being said, my
Speaker 1: husband is home on vacation this week, therefore twenty four
Speaker 1: to seven for seven days straight. Lord help me. I
Speaker 1: came home from work last night took a deep breath
Speaker 1: before entering the house because I knew what the kitchen
Speaker 1: sink would look like. I wonder if that's see Susan doesn't.
Speaker 1: She's not like sloppy or anything. It's just kind of like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, just want time, you know whatever. But
Speaker 1: I do know somebody who's like their husband would stay
Speaker 1: up late and he would make snacks and they'd be like,
Speaker 1: you know, snacky, crummy, cheesy bready stuff all over the
Speaker 1: counter that she would have to wake up for the
Speaker 1: next morning. We don't really have a problem like that
Speaker 1: in my house, So thank you, Kim appreciate that one.
Speaker 1: Let's hit the next one and see what we've got. Hey, friends,
Speaker 1: about them school lunches. I skipped lunch every day, but
Speaker 1: I'd say not a lot of schools had a cookie break.
Speaker 1: It was a quarter for two delicious cookies. This was
Speaker 1: always about an hour and a half before lunch. We
Speaker 1: would get a ten minute break between classes to get
Speaker 1: our cookies on best part of the day. Did your
Speaker 1: schools do or have anything out of the ordinary short
Speaker 1: for now have a great day. That is from Shannon. No,
Speaker 1: we never did. I never heard of cookie the cookie break.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm trying to think. I don't think that my
Speaker 4: school ever did anything exciting like that.
Speaker 5: No, we just had the you know, the regular you
Speaker 5: had the day before Christmas break where you celebrate Christmas,
Speaker 5: and then you had like Valentine's Day where you make
Speaker 5: the boxes, just like the regular stuff you would.
Speaker 3: Do in school. We didn't have anything really.
Speaker 5: We did have like a beach day once and they
Speaker 5: decorated the cafeteria to look like it had like an
Speaker 5: ocean in it with sand, and that was like a
Speaker 5: big deal, was beach Day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's pretty much as cute I'm trying to think.
Speaker 1: No, I'm trying to I'm trying to picture that in
Speaker 1: how lame it would have been, Like, you know, the
Speaker 1: teachers have to put up like, you know, things that
Speaker 1: look like a beach and maybe some palm trees. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and a little bit of sand, but not too much
Speaker 1: sand because sand is expensive and you've got to clean
Speaker 1: that up.
Speaker 3: So and they had like fish and seashells.
Speaker 5: All I remember is that somebody drew on because we
Speaker 5: had to like write on the sand because it was
Speaker 5: like paper, and it was like I love the beach,
Speaker 5: like beach Day is great. And someone wrote I love
Speaker 5: the Bitch because they couldn't spell beach hockey.
Speaker 3: So I remember just I love the bitch.
Speaker 1: That is funny. Hey, thanks for all the emails. It
Speaker 1: was a good chunk of emails today and I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: And send your emails in We'll get you on the
Speaker 1: next Minnesota goodbye. Just send those into Ryan's show at
Speaker 1: KDWB dot com and thank you for listening.