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<v Speaker 1>All right, here we go for the Minnesota Goodbye. Jumping

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<v Speaker 1>right in with something we talked about yesterday on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>A forty six year old woman was dating a thirty

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<v Speaker 1>one year old guy, and we said, okay, can this

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<v Speaker 1>work out? And we basically the consensus at the end

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<v Speaker 1>of the day was just go with it and have

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<v Speaker 1>fun and if it doesn't work out, you know what.

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<v Speaker 1>You had a good time. But I don't think that

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<v Speaker 1>there's a big chance of a lifelong relationship with somebody

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<v Speaker 1>who's fifteen years younger than you, But you never know. So,

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<v Speaker 1>Sharis writes in She's a regular contributor, she said, I

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<v Speaker 1>got a wig on in a couple of things. A

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, I wanted to comment on the lady

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<v Speaker 1>that wrote in about dating the younger guy. The forty

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<v Speaker 1>six year old and the thirty one year old guy

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<v Speaker 1>is somebody who is forty six and dated a thirty

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<v Speaker 1>one year old man. I can say my experience was

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<v Speaker 1>not positive. He played a lot of games with me

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<v Speaker 1>and said he wanted to be serious, but his actions

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<v Speaker 1>were the opposite. My advice would be be careful and

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<v Speaker 1>take things slowly. Maybe things will work out better for her.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, when are you doing favorite musical moments again?

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<v Speaker 1>Love you guys? All right, Okay, I'm gonna go ahead

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<v Speaker 1>and say this. If a guy who is thirty one

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<v Speaker 1>is dating a forty six year old, he's done it

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<v Speaker 1>for the sex. He's basically it's a layup because he

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<v Speaker 1>knows that he's thirty one, he's hot, and a forty

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<v Speaker 1>six year old will look at a guy who's got,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like the better younger body. He's probably got

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<v Speaker 1>no erectile dysfunction. He's probably like, you know a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit more. What is it when you endurance? Like durance

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<v Speaker 1>as I called stamina. That's the word I'm looking for,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. And I think that you know could because

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<v Speaker 1>I dated when I was twenty four, and I dated

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<v Speaker 1>the woman who was forty four. She was nice and

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<v Speaker 1>we had fun, but I was in it mostly for

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<v Speaker 1>the physical sex, and she was in it because she

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<v Speaker 1>was getting to sleep with a twenty four year old guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Would we have ever lasted as a couple, Absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 1>So I think that when Cherie says he played a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of games and said that he wanted to be serious,

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<v Speaker 1>but he didn't act like it, that was because he

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<v Speaker 1>was trying to keep the sex available. Tell me if

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<v Speaker 1>you think I'm wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>Ummm, I would say that you're probably right.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I have no experience with that, but that

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<v Speaker 2>sounds right to me.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of guys will say anything or do anything

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<v Speaker 1>to get sex, and women know this. They I think

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<v Speaker 1>they learned this one that by the time they're about

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<v Speaker 1>twenty two or whatever and gone through a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>guys that just wanted to get to hook up and

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<v Speaker 1>then cheat on them or aren't serious. But not always.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's the thing is, you don't always know. So

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<v Speaker 1>all right, Churis, thank you very much. Next one, Uh, Dave,

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<v Speaker 1>I got to call your bluff just for fun the

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<v Speaker 1>day Bailey did or daily Bailey and you said robins

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<v Speaker 1>only eat from the ground and not feeders. Well, David,

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<v Speaker 1>you're wrong. I have them up my feeders all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Just had to call you out and poke daddy bear

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<v Speaker 1>darting and licking. Picture attached proof And that's from Chris.

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<v Speaker 1>And sure enough there's a robin on the feeder. I

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<v Speaker 1>truly didn't know that. I've been feeding birds for ten

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<v Speaker 1>years and I didn't know that robin's ever ate from feeders.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't know. Is Bailey out of the room.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm here, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, gotcha. You're playing Angry Birds or something. Bam.

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<v Speaker 3>Just I'm listening to you talking about Robin's.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's see delete that one. Thank you, Chris, next one,

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<v Speaker 1>don't say my name. I've got two difficult different topics

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about. If you guys were going to compete

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<v Speaker 1>against each other and see who can host the best

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<v Speaker 1>festival in the Twin Cities, which artists would you choose?

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<v Speaker 1>You get to pick three living artists and you can

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<v Speaker 1>choose the same artists. Oh that's kind of fun, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>And I guess if there's no limit, like I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, Taylor Swift is just as possible as Kesha.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I mean off the top of my head. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'll come up with a different answer as I think

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<v Speaker 1>about it more. But I would say I would probably

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<v Speaker 1>do a classic rock festival. I do Aerosmith, I would

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<v Speaker 1>do Deaf Leopard, and the third one, I would probably

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<v Speaker 1>do a kiss And that's off the top of my head.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, just off the top of my head. In order.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know who would open for who I think

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<v Speaker 1>that would be because acts get really picky about what

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<v Speaker 1>order they are in the lineup. Did you guys know this?

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<v Speaker 4>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean why would you not? You want to

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<v Speaker 2>be the headliner? Would you not?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you want to be the headliner. But sometimes when

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<v Speaker 1>we would do Star Party, we would have acts that

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<v Speaker 1>would bicker because they're not the headliner, and then other

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<v Speaker 1>acts that would be like, I am not going on

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<v Speaker 1>after Charlie Pooth or I don't want to close the

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<v Speaker 1>show because it shows like that people tend to leave

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<v Speaker 1>before they're done. So I don't know. I probably do Kiss,

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<v Speaker 1>then No, I do Deaf Leopard, Aerosmith then Kiss as

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<v Speaker 1>the headliner. Jenny, what do you got?

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<v Speaker 2>Man?

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<v Speaker 4>I am lost right now because I feel like, if

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<v Speaker 4>I had to pick a genre, I would do an

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<v Speaker 4>EDM festival just because I feel like those are my vibe.

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<v Speaker 4>So I'd probably do like Diplow, Dylan Francis, and maybe

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<v Speaker 4>Alice in Wonderland, which I know is not a very

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<v Speaker 4>popular one. So definitely Diplow would headline. And then wait,

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<v Speaker 4>now I forgot who my second one was.

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<v Speaker 5>I have no idea what kind of music this is.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, I know what the kind is, but I

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<v Speaker 5>don't know who any of the people are that you're

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<v Speaker 4>Dylan Francis, there'll be the next one, and then Alice

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<v Speaker 4>in Wonderland will open.

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<v Speaker 3>That would be n nice. Mine would definitely be gay icons.

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<v Speaker 2>So cha, can I change mine? I'm pulling a day?

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<v Speaker 3>Can I change mine?

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<v Speaker 5>Mine's gonna start with Chapel Rone, who's opening for a

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<v Speaker 5>Lady Gaga, who's opening for share Bum Bum Bum?

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<v Speaker 3>Gay icons? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you? Then? This is a serious question. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not It's not a loaded question. Why do you love

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<v Speaker 1>gay icons so much? As a straight woman?

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<v Speaker 5>I just like that the music is it's dancy, it's fun,

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<v Speaker 5>and it feels like you belong.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think that Billy likes them because they're defined

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<v Speaker 4>as gay icons. No, it's it's just a matter that

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<v Speaker 4>the music is fucking awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, fair enough. I mean I just wondered it

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<v Speaker 1>was like, Okay, you're a straight girl. I would think

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<v Speaker 1>that you would like Taylor Swift and you would like

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<v Speaker 1>to know I.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't know, no, no, because I think that's kind of

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<v Speaker 5>like I don't like no offense to Taylor Swift. I

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<v Speaker 5>just don't listen to her music. I think sometimes it's boring.

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<v Speaker 5>I like old Taylor Swift a lot, but like Chapel

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<v Speaker 5>Roane is fun interesting, She's a character, saying with like

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<v Speaker 5>Lady Gaga, she's a character. I know it's gonna be

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<v Speaker 5>like a hoot and a holler of a time. And

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<v Speaker 5>then Share is truly an icon period.

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<v Speaker 1>Poor Madonna. You left Madonna out.

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<v Speaker 3>I can only choose three. Oh, I'd rather have Share.

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<v Speaker 1>I think Share is probably a better performer. Madonna's gotten

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit eccentric in her older age. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>Next one very intriguing question. Let's say that you and

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<v Speaker 1>your next life were a guaranteed successful career with celebrity status.

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<v Speaker 1>You're a top ten in your generation for career. What

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<v Speaker 1>career would you choose?

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<v Speaker 4>I E.

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<v Speaker 1>Singer, athlete and why actor? Whatever? Okay, I will go.

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<v Speaker 1>I will not say athlete because I don't I don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>Athletics don't really interest me. I like being fit, but

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<v Speaker 1>as far as competitive athletics, that doesn't interest me. Actor. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I think that is a really tough job. I think

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<v Speaker 1>that it's it's not tough, but it's like a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of standing around and you know, moving to Morocco for

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<v Speaker 1>three months to do some Steven Spielberg movie, and it

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<v Speaker 1>just sounds I would be a singer. I'd like to

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<v Speaker 1>tour and I'd like to be a singer. I'd like

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<v Speaker 1>to be the world's best like Billy Joel Elton John

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<v Speaker 1>piano player kind of a singer. Oh what about you, Jenny.

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<v Speaker 4>I would not want to be any of those. I'm

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<v Speaker 4>going to go against this question. I just would want

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<v Speaker 4>to be very successful because I'm smart, but not the

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<v Speaker 4>kind of successful that's like the Elon Musks and the

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<v Speaker 4>Jeff Bezos where they're very prominent in the world. I

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<v Speaker 4>want to be very successful because I created some amazing

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<v Speaker 4>company and I have a lot of money. But you

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<v Speaker 4>don't know shit about my life.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>I just I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe your names are on like the wings of like

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<v Speaker 5>a hospital, be like the Jenny Lutenberger, right, but you

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<v Speaker 5>don't know, Like I wonder.

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<v Speaker 3>What she's into.

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<v Speaker 4>You see my like twelve million dollar mansion on Lake Minataka,

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<v Speaker 4>but you don't know who I am, right, Like, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>they own some business, but you have no idea why

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<v Speaker 4>I'm successful. So I'm going against the question just because

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<v Speaker 4>like I don't care to have celebrity status, in that way.

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<v Speaker 3>Mm hmm, okay, valid, all right.

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<v Speaker 5>I would want to be a famous Broadway actor because

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<v Speaker 5>it's you still have fame, which I do think it

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<v Speaker 5>would be cool to be famous, but not to the

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<v Speaker 5>level of like Dave that you were saying with an

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<v Speaker 5>Elton genre of Billy Joel where the whole world knows you.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like a niche group of people who know you.

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<v Speaker 5>You do get to go on tour with like national

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<v Speaker 5>tours if you do those, so you get to see

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<v Speaker 5>see some of the world.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe you're on like a cruise, like a Broadway cruise.

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<v Speaker 3>You get to be on one of those.

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<v Speaker 5>That sounds nice, and it just be like a niche

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<v Speaker 5>celebrity amongst a small group of people that I think

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<v Speaker 5>would be really dope.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you know, I mean, as a footnote, I have

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<v Speaker 1>no interest in this celebrity angle at all. A lot

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<v Speaker 1>of people are like, oh, fame and fortune, fame and fortune,

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<v Speaker 1>fame and fortune. I'll take the fortune. Not interested in

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<v Speaker 1>the fame. I really am not. I mean, as DJ's

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<v Speaker 1>we have a teeny tiny, little, tiny, teeny tiny lit

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<v Speaker 1>little bit of fame. For example, we might be at

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<v Speaker 1>Starbucks or Bayerle's and somebody would be like, hey, I

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<v Speaker 1>get it a lot. When I'm like ordering at a restaurant,

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<v Speaker 1>people like I know your voice? Where do I know

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<v Speaker 1>your voice? And then I feel stupid because I then

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<v Speaker 1>I get to say, well, I'm Dave Ryan at KTWB,

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<v Speaker 1>and then it feels like I'm bragging, and then they

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<v Speaker 1>want to talk about it, and then it's just fame

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<v Speaker 1>is not my thing. If somebody comes up and says hi,

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<v Speaker 1>and like whatever, that's great, But I don't ever seek

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<v Speaker 1>out attention, you know what I mean. Fame is not

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<v Speaker 1>a thing for me. Fortune give me that fucking money.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll take all the money you want to give me.

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<v Speaker 1>I will just shamelessly be a billionaire.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean I would too if I could, But I

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<v Speaker 4>don't think that's going to be in my lifetime.

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<v Speaker 1>Next life, U next, next life, she says for me,

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<v Speaker 1>I would love to be a singer and make millions

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<v Speaker 1>of dollars like Rihanna or Miss Taylor Swift herself. I

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<v Speaker 1>wonder why she didn't want us to say her name.

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<v Speaker 1>It really is a unique name, but there's nothing embarrassing

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<v Speaker 1>about there. She doesn't have foot fungus or like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>halatosis or anything.

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<v Speaker 3>I have foot fungus?

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<v Speaker 1>What do I do? This one literally says, let's see Minnesota. Goodbye,

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<v Speaker 1>your friendly neighborhood. Park ranger here to say that the

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<v Speaker 1>mammal category of face off was painful to listen to,

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<v Speaker 1>so let me help out little background on this one.

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<v Speaker 1>We did face off the other day where it's like, okay, ready,

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen seconds, name all the mammals you can. And we

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<v Speaker 1>dolphin a dolphin is a mammal, or whether whatever, so

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<v Speaker 1>this is a park ranger. Ranger Jessica, Mammals are not

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<v Speaker 1>the only animals that give li birth. A lot of

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<v Speaker 1>shark species do as well as marsupials. The thing that

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<v Speaker 1>differentiates a mammal is fur slash hair, and they produce

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<v Speaker 1>milk to feed their young. Mammal think mammary glands. So

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<v Speaker 1>a shark and a platy are not mammals. A platty

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<v Speaker 1>is not a platypuss. It's a little fish. And I

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<v Speaker 1>thought a platty must be a mammal because it gives

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<v Speaker 1>like bird, but it doesn't have hair and it doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>produce milk. So a shark and a plattery are not mammals.

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<v Speaker 1>They are both a shit, They're they're both fish. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>a shark is a fish. I think face Off needs

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<v Speaker 1>recount since Dave got credit for shark as a mammal.

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<v Speaker 1>I also think Dave was joking, but a duck is

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<v Speaker 1>not an amphibian.

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<v Speaker 2>Haha, Dave, were you?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you weren't.

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<v Speaker 2>You were like No, I definitely said that, and fuck

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<v Speaker 2>that up.

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<v Speaker 1>I really, I really don't know. Amphibians consist of a

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<v Speaker 1>small number of animals that include toads, frogs, and salamanders.

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<v Speaker 1>These animals lay eggs in water, develop in water and

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<v Speaker 1>have gills, and then emerge with lungs and can live

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<v Speaker 1>on land as adults. Can. I have my own Park

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<v Speaker 1>Ranger corner bit fun animal and science facts, just like

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<v Speaker 1>juan Nita's weekly rant. Absolutely, yeah, all you need to do.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to hear that.

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<v Speaker 5>Do it?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, seriously, give me, maybe not give it to

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<v Speaker 1>me once a week and we'll see how it goes.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you did, like, okay, it's Park Ranger Jessica,

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<v Speaker 1>and here is sixty seconds. Just read it into the

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<v Speaker 1>voice memo section of your phone and email it to me.

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<v Speaker 1>I would. I think that's what Juanita does. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>like she has a podcast studio in her house. Just

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<v Speaker 1>read it into your phone and then send it over.

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<v Speaker 1>I would love it. Like here's a fun fact about monkeys,

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<v Speaker 1>about Marsha's. Whatever it is, I'm all for it, Dave

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<v Speaker 1>Jenny Bailey random topic for the Minnesota Goodbye. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>know about jeep ducking?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Jeep ducking? Just this past here I learned about ducking

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<v Speaker 1>jeeps and now I regular notice ducks sitting in jeep windshields.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got me thinking, was this always a thing and

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<v Speaker 1>I never noticed it? Or is it new? Or re so?

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<v Speaker 1>As a fan of office Ladies, I decided to do

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<v Speaker 1>a deep dive and wanted to share aka google it

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<v Speaker 1>the results. Jeep ducking is a kind act where rubber

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<v Speaker 1>ducks are placed on other jeep owner's vehicles to spread

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<v Speaker 1>joying camaraderie. The tradition started in twenty twenty when Allison

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<v Speaker 1>from Ontario placed a rubber duck on a similar jeep

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<v Speaker 1>wrangler and in a parking lot to cheer herself up

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<v Speaker 1>after a frightening encounter. The gesture, also known as Duck

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<v Speaker 1>Duck Jeep, has become a worldwide craze with over two

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<v Speaker 1>hundred thousand participants. And then she goes on with a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of information. I don't know anything about this. Is

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<v Speaker 1>it something we should talk about?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, well, I've heard of it because I feel like recently,

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<v Speaker 5>relatively recently, I was just like, why are there ducks

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<v Speaker 5>in jeeps? And then someone let me know about this whole, like, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>that's a thing. If you have a jeep, you have ducks.

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<v Speaker 5>And sometimes there's like one duck on the dashboard, and

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<v Speaker 5>then sometimes there's like twenty ducks on the jeep dashboard

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<v Speaker 5>and it's inside. Obviously, I don't know how they're adhering

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<v Speaker 5>these ducks to this dashboard, but they all just sit

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<v Speaker 5>like perfectly on the dash of a jeep.

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<v Speaker 3>And apparently it's a jeep thing.

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<v Speaker 5>So you could even like walk out into a parking

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<v Speaker 5>lot see a jeep and there might be like a

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<v Speaker 5>duck sitting on the like side view mirror that somebody

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<v Speaker 5>left for the jeep, the person who owns the jeep.

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<v Speaker 3>It's kind of like yo, it's like a kindness bombing

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<v Speaker 3>kind of thing.

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<v Speaker 5>So someone told me that they keep like a bin

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<v Speaker 5>of rubber ducks in their car so that when they

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<v Speaker 5>see another jeep, they put a duck on their jeep.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never heard of it. Oh yeah, but I do

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<v Speaker 2>you feel like I've seen the ducks.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I have seen ducks in like car, whin sheep writing

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<v Speaker 2>and stuff, and.

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<v Speaker 3>It's usually a jeep.

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<v Speaker 5>So now that you know about it, you'll see it

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<v Speaker 5>all the time because they're everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>Never notice it. I would look for it. Next one

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<v Speaker 1>from Kim regarding a lone time as a married couple.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been married since the dawn of time. I was

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<v Speaker 1>talking about the other day a couple maybe Monday or so.

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<v Speaker 1>We were talking about how when sometimes when you come

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<v Speaker 1>home and you hit the garage door opener and you

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<v Speaker 1>the garage door goes up and you see your partner's

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<v Speaker 1>car in the garage, you sometimes go I wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>be alone, and a lot of people said I'm the

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<v Speaker 1>same way. So she says, I appreciate the honesty day,

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<v Speaker 1>because even the most lovey dovey person needs time alone,

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<v Speaker 1>even if they won't admit it. That being said, my

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<v Speaker 1>husband is home on vacation this week, therefore twenty four

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<v Speaker 1>to seven for seven days straight. Lord help me. I

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<v Speaker 1>before entering the house because I knew what the kitchen

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<v Speaker 1>sink would look like. I wonder if that's see Susan doesn't.

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<v Speaker 1>She's not like sloppy or anything. It's just kind of like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, just want time, you know whatever. But

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<v Speaker 1>I do know somebody who's like their husband would stay

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<v Speaker 1>up late and he would make snacks and they'd be like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, snacky, crummy, cheesy bready stuff all over the

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<v Speaker 1>counter that she would have to wake up for the

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<v Speaker 1>next morning. We don't really have a problem like that

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<v Speaker 1>in my house, So thank you, Kim appreciate that one.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's hit the next one and see what we've got. Hey, friends,

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<v Speaker 1>about them school lunches. I skipped lunch every day, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'd say not a lot of schools had a cookie break.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a quarter for two delicious cookies. This was

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<v Speaker 1>always about an hour and a half before lunch. We

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<v Speaker 1>our cookies on best part of the day. Did your

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<v Speaker 1>schools do or have anything out of the ordinary short

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<v Speaker 1>for now have a great day. That is from Shannon. No,

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<v Speaker 1>we never did. I never heard of cookie the cookie break.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm trying to think. I don't think that my

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<v Speaker 4>school ever did anything exciting like that.

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<v Speaker 5>No, we just had the you know, the regular you

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<v Speaker 5>had the day before Christmas break where you celebrate Christmas,

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<v Speaker 5>and then you had like Valentine's Day where you make

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<v Speaker 5>the boxes, just like the regular stuff you would.

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<v Speaker 3>Do in school. We didn't have anything really.

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<v Speaker 5>We did have like a beach day once and they

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<v Speaker 5>decorated the cafeteria to look like it had like an

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<v Speaker 5>ocean in it with sand, and that was like a

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<v Speaker 5>big deal, was beach Day.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's pretty much as cute I'm trying to think.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm trying to I'm trying to picture that in

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<v Speaker 1>how lame it would have been, Like, you know, the

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<v Speaker 1>teachers have to put up like, you know, things that

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<v Speaker 1>look like a beach and maybe some palm trees. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and a little bit of sand, but not too much

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<v Speaker 1>sand because sand is expensive and you've got to clean

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<v Speaker 3>So and they had like fish and seashells.

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<v Speaker 5>All I remember is that somebody drew on because we

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<v Speaker 5>like paper, and it was like I love the beach,

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<v Speaker 5>like beach Day is great. And someone wrote I love

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<v Speaker 5>the Bitch because they couldn't spell beach hockey.

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<v Speaker 3>So I remember just I love the bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>That is funny. Hey, thanks for all the emails. It

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<v Speaker 1>was a good chunk of emails today and I appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 1>And send your emails in We'll get you on the

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<v Speaker 1>next Minnesota goodbye. Just send those into Ryan's show at

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<v Speaker 1>KDWB dot com and thank you for listening.