Speaker 1: When your old career gives you lemons, throwing some ice
mix in some Vodkas. Colored a podcast from the Mac
of All Trade Studio in Fairport and driven by Victor
Chrysler Dots jeep Ram. It's Billified, the Bill Moran Podcast. Well,
hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on, Thanks
for telling a friend. That's how we spread the word
about the Pirates ship bar Dougie, Fresh in the house,
Baby in the house.
Speaker 2: It's raining fun out here.
Speaker 1: Kevin and his new haircut in the house.
Speaker 3: I was gonna ask you get your I didn't see
a video something. Assuming you didn't get your hair cut
and your hair loops, you gotta cut to that.
Speaker 1: No, I did not. I did not because I think
the person who cuts my hair might have been a
little busy with Laura yesterday. Yes, she was wow up
in the Bills game Monday night football.
Speaker 4: It was amazing.
Speaker 2: Did they win?
Speaker 1: What time did you?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 1: What time did you get there?
Speaker 4: We got there at three point thirty, I'd say, and
then we got it. We were in the stadium rate
per kickoff and we left with like ten minutes to
go in the fourth because they were.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was over the Rodgers game show. We get
home on time.
Speaker 4: We were in there for kickoff.
Speaker 1: I get home and I put the game on and
Jameson goes. He said something like if they if they
fumbled the ball right now, and it was Mac Jones
for Jaguars, if they fumbled the ball right now? Uh so,
and so he said something derogatory. And then the next
thing you know, they knocked the ball out of his hand.
And man, that big guy had a chance if he
just scooped it up and ran, but he couldn't get
a hold of the ball.
Speaker 6: I'm like, God, damn, it is the only Texas to
Greg last night? Was it mac Jones time?
Speaker 1: Baby? Mac Jones? Many came in and yet.
Speaker 3: Fucked by that receiver and fourth and fourth down there, Yeah,
he hit him right in a freaking chest.
Speaker 1: And then I dropped it the what are you going
to do? They were, It's it's just the way it was.
But what time did you get there?
Speaker 4: Again? We got to the stadium lot that where retailgated
at three thirty.
Speaker 1: Three thirty and then I religated for.
Speaker 4: Like three hours. I'm sure you saw the thousands of
photos that were.
Speaker 1: I saw pictures, I saw solo cups all over. There
is a photo that we did see. We'll get to
it in just a second. I did see, I did see.
Uh you got you went into Billy Dolan's Sweet I.
Speaker 4: Didn't, Jamie did. We went and we met up with Rachel. Yeah,
and Rachel was like, you guys can come in, but
there's not enough. We had fifteen people. Oh ok, yeah,
and so I was like, Jimmie, you just go. I'm
going to go back to the seats for a little bit.
Speaker 1: All what was the most outrageous thing you saw while there?
Speaker 4: The guy in the freaking commando, the guy in the
the wrestling trunks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, somebody else sent me. Everybody was getting
their picture taken with that. Another listener sent me that
picture and then I go to your face. Then it
pops up on Facebook today and there you are with
the guy in his just just like a MANKINI yes,
like wrestling.
Speaker 4: We were just we were walking. Actually that was when
we were walking to go and meet Rachel. And I
think Jamie was like, did you see that Guy's like
come take a picture with us.
Speaker 3: She will seek out dong wherever there's dong. Abol It was.
Speaker 4: It was amazing picture.
Speaker 1: Who will seek out Laura, Laura, No, no, no, like
the Crackodile Hunters, the Dong Hunter.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's not like he was a good looking man,
but it was hilarious.
Speaker 1: I mean, all right, a couple questions about the game,
about the actual game in the stadium, like you can't
see because there was some cool stuff in the beginning.
And I don't know how many players would agree to this.
But just before they announce the who's the why von Miller?
Why am I going blank in this? Uh? Just before
they announced von Miller's name for him to run on
the field, ESPN is interviewing him, saying you're about and
they waited, so he's talking to them. Then they call
his name and he goes. Now, some guys like to
have they want to get in the right headspace. They've
got their music going, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: I means mind with ESPN two trying to get him
to go.
Speaker 1: I'm sure yeah she was because you could see her
like and he's he's just talking. He looked cool, calm
and collected. I know comics that you cannot talk to
before they go on stage. I know a comic who
used to do jumps where he would jump up and
lift his knees practically to his chin about ten times
before he went on stage, like you couldn't talk to
these people, and yet I knew other comics like one
of my favorites of all time, Dom Mairera, who at
the Montreal Comedy Fest, which used to be the biggest
and most sought after, like every comic wanted to get
into this festival, go to dinner with us, and then
say hey, I'll see you guys after the show as
the intro music is playing for him to walk on
stage like nothing, and then other guys who are so
uptight you can't go near him, you can't talk to him,
you can't do it, and so it's so it's strange,
and it was funny watching Vaughn. I go, man, he's
just he was just yeah, it's just in the just
before they he ran out, and then he ran out
and did the thing.
Speaker 2: Well, she's asking him a bunch of dumb questions. How
do you feel your name's gonna be co No, no.
Speaker 1: But my point is that there are guys who you
cannot talk right, there are guys who you cannot talk to.
They could be dumb questions. They could be smart, but
you can't talk. And that's why I was like that
guy's like that was cool. And then he got a sack.
He's had a sack in every game. I go, that's
pretty impressive overall. But here's what I want to know. Yeah, tomorrow,
Hamlin makes the interception. Yes, what happens in.
Speaker 4: The stadium everyone who was screaming so loud.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 4: It was exciting. It was I feel like I was
in a bar.
Speaker 2: Guy, I mean, don't die.
Speaker 1: I sent you the stat today.
Speaker 3: Trevor Lawrence is the first quarterback in AFICI to throw
an interception to a dead guy.
Speaker 4: I feel like the past two games he's had big games.
I mean, unfortunately Miami went to a slid into him,
but he was brought back into you know, the media focus.
And then again last night and it's like last year
he didn't do much on the team, no being the.
Speaker 1: Twelfth man that that pissed me up of Monday night football.
They missed the field goal and then Buffalo and so
it looks like they're gonna beat Denver, just eat past them.
And there's twelve men on the field and it's Damar
is the twelfth man and I thought for sure that
motherfucker was gonna get cut.
Speaker 4: I thought so too.
Speaker 1: I thought that was like that was I mean, it's.
Speaker 3: Only twelve guys, if your soul is still in you.
Speaker 1: So the weird part is like I'm watching it, and
he had to work his ass off because they let
go of a lot of that backfield, right, and so
he gets the starting position, and there are a lot
of people who kept saying he's not a starting quality.
He's not this, he's not that. He had to work
his his ass off to get back where he was.
Speaker 2: It's also Jacksonville right now, it's their own three. I mean,
they did put a thumping on him. Let's see you
when they get.
Speaker 1: Vision, spent a few extra bucks to keep it. Yeah,
I mean, I don't I don't disagree with you on that.
My point is for DeMar to be a starter period
and a story even if they lost. I don't care.
It's just that that guy had to work his ass
off to get It's a great story to get McDermott's respect, period,
because you know, and you got to say, the way
the defensive has been playing McDermott to have a coach,
I mean, those defensive backs, they didn't have who of
name is there? Nobody?
Speaker 6: Well, like we were talking about last night at the bar,
they were saying that most of the guys that are
on the defensive side of the ball right now have
been there played, but they've been on the practice squad
for the last three or four years.
Speaker 1: So these guys aren't just retreads off the street.
Speaker 3: They know the system, they know the plays, they know
what they need to do, they know the Bill's way.
Speaker 1: Here is Josh Allen after the game on the fields
getting asked that question about that. What was it like
watching Tamar Hamlin get his first career interception? That was awesome?
Speaker 2: It was awesome.
Speaker 1: Oh it sucks. We couldn't believe it. We were like overdue,
you know.
Speaker 7: Last week found ways to win running the ball and
playing good defense, and again did this week.
Speaker 1: We had to throw it and found.
Speaker 2: A way to win there too.
Speaker 1: Thanks Josh. Let's get tomor in here tomorrow. What are
you doing on your phone right now? I was doing
some we love it. I think he was on Instagram
live doing something to fans. That's how I think he
was doing pretty live like this sideline.
Speaker 4: What was that like from.
Speaker 8: Being able to make this type of comeback. You know,
they pushed me, they gave me love, they gave me
the grace, they gave me everything I needed on the journey.
And you know, it was even happier than I was
to get my first interception. But that just shows the
community in the mo that we have here in Buffalo.
It's truly a special place and I'm glad to be
a part of.
Speaker 1: The You mentioned that journey that you've been on. Hard
to even put it into words, but how would you
describe your emotions tonight?
Speaker 8: There is feel like I just die, you know, just
my teammates, my coaches, the whole entire you know, Bill's organization,
you know, was always there for me and supporting me,
just like they are now. So you know, I'm just
truly thankful, thankful, thankful, thankful I thought I'm a Buffalo Bill.
Speaker 1: There you go, Thankful that he's about flow. Bill. Now,
I do have one other question, yep, and I need
to just make an adjustment on my screen over here.
Speaker 4: So that way, what okay?
Speaker 1: That way? That way? If you're watching on Facebook, or
you're on our Billified Facebook page, or you're on the
YouTube page, you can see the picture you may have
to pull it up for for Doug to uh to
see it. But let me see if I can.
Speaker 4: Know exactly what you're gonna pick up.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? I have no idea what
I'm going to pick on you about.
Speaker 4: I just friended you, by the way, Okay, I got it.
Speaker 1: Here we go, all right. This is the picture. So
that's up on our screen right now. And the picture
is wife made me, made me. That's what it says
in the back, and it's a Bill's jersey and it's
your boyfriend in it. And then he says in his post,
she's not my wife, and then in parentheses, yet did
you see this?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, so I think there was bitch in there somewhere.
Speaker 1: So I'm just curious as to what's going on because
he made the trip. This was part of a birthday celebration,
I think right it was.
Speaker 4: It's fell on like two of our friend's birthday. So yeah,
that's how we got like a bigger group to go.
Speaker 1: Wife made me and there you are, arm in arm
and somebody sent me this picture and it said gay.
Speaker 4: So the other once he said he was going to
go to this game, he showed me this jersey on
eBay they had it and it was like twenty dollars,
and so I was like, are you going to get it?
He was like, yeah, I think it would be funny
because he doesn't really like the bills.
Speaker 1: It's a Bills Jersey.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a Bills Jersey.
Speaker 6: It looks like a Bills Jersey made life made zero right.
It should be sixty nine, not double zero.
Speaker 4: Should be sixty nine.
Speaker 1: Wow, you're gonna do it. You gotta take the joke
the whole way for.
Speaker 4: It was my Fannie pack Oh okay, suing him on
my ass.
Speaker 1: That's exactly what.
Speaker 4: Later, just like, so I'll tease both of us because
we had taken like one of those photos earlier, and
then as we got closer to the stadium, he's like, oh,
I want us to take one with like the stadium
rate in the background. So then he posted that, and
so I was the one who was like when he
told me what he was going to write, I was like,
are you gonna write yeah?
Speaker 1: Or oh yeah, so you're this is all your suggestion that.
Speaker 4: That's one word.
Speaker 1: The only reason that I ask, and the only reason
is because I've heard words come out of your.
Speaker 4: Pie hole that I don't want to get there.
Speaker 1: Yes, I have heard those words come out of your
pie hole, and then I see this. That sounds very
nice for me to come out of your mouth and.
Speaker 5: You isn't it.
Speaker 1: Did you have teachers that did that? Shut your pie hole,
Moran coach, No, teachers, shut your pile. My teachers were
the coaches.
Speaker 2: You don't shut that hole underneath your mouth, shut your biole.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I just I'm just curious. I mean, dating
this guy four minutes.
Speaker 2: I think it's six now, Okay, just remember if you
get the given, you get the ring of Christmas and
you're breaking up, you can keep it because it's a gift.
Speaker 4: No, I I have him in had This is my
first relationship out of my divorce. So it's you know we.
Speaker 1: Would have done.
Speaker 6: We have to put a show wager out there. Who
gets engaged first, Laura Stephanie.
Speaker 1: I know that's another thing. We should do a Twitter.
Speaker 4: Point, but definitely like wants to get she does. And
I don't know if I I know a guy.
Speaker 1: Who could do a bang up job of entertainment at
your wedding.
Speaker 2: Get fresh in the house, walking down that island for
the second time. You gotta be crazy you just love
giving away houses. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: But so Laurie, you're saying there's a chance.
Speaker 2: Oh, give her time.
Speaker 4: I'm thirty nine joking.
Speaker 2: My biological clock is ticking like this.
Speaker 4: There's no I mean, there is a chance.
Speaker 2: Why would you get married? That's already assurance?
Speaker 4: I did it.
Speaker 2: I mean some people get that New York State, don't you.
Speaker 1: Get after common law? Is there common law in New
York State? After seven or eight years?
Speaker 2: Yeah, living together. I don't know if there's so much,
but you still have to have I don't know if
it is binding agreement, especially if there's insurance involved. Well,
here is.
Speaker 1: The New York does not recognize common law. Okay, here's
the tough part. And then and this is something to
really consider. And I would even say it for people
who are same sex partners and they don't feel like
getting married, and maybe there's somebody who strongly objects in
their family and they go, you know, it's just easier.
Who cares? Who cares? It's a piece of pages. But
when you go to the hospital and stuff, if somebodys
up and they're terminally ill or very ill, the only
people that can get in to visit are family, and
I think a lot of times even if.
Speaker 2: Well that's why you have you have a binding I
can't remember what it's called.
Speaker 1: That's a good thing to know because I don't know
about the binding agreement thing.
Speaker 2: It's not they don't call it marriage.
Speaker 4: Yeah, domestic partners. Yes, that we have said, like maybe
we would do that if.
Speaker 2: You if you have really good insurance and I work
in places, don't we buy an agreement? I can get
on assurance with.
Speaker 1: That as a domestic part partner.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that is literally what something we have talked about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so this is my DP doubletation.
Speaker 4: Domestic partner.
Speaker 2: S U V sex But like I in the front,
five in the rear, Oh yeah, her virgineers her second husband,
for Christ's sakes, number three and ten years, not.
Speaker 4: My first boyfriend, oh my first marriage.
Speaker 1: But so okay, the fact that you label it that way,
do you think that makes him paranoid anyway? Like he
seems pretty gung ho, he's all in.
Speaker 2: Has he ever been married?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: How old is he?
Speaker 4: Thirty nine?
Speaker 2: Thirty? N I bet you, no kids?
Speaker 4: I bet you because I've already said that I wouldn't
want to get like I wouldn't want like an engagement. Okay,
if I do any just like I don't press high school.
I did all of that, like I did the wedding.
I did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I know what he means. Does he hunt? Okay, well,
he just wants to tag you. He wants to put
a ring on so anybody else hunting? He's like, hey,
look at Oh she's tagged.
Speaker 5: I can't.
Speaker 2: I can't hit that.
Speaker 1: There you go, all right, Well, I mean I just
saw that and I thought it was fun. It was fun.
Speaker 4: I thought it was funny that he found that jersey
on eBay. He's like, I think I'm going to get this,
Like I was a go for it.
Speaker 1: I only twenty dollars twenty dollars bills.
Speaker 4: Jersey where I mean, he had so many comments on it,
like people were cracking up.
Speaker 2: So like did you sign it on the back of it?
Speaker 4: But people kept asking him like okay, so id the story?
Speaker 1: Like seriously, you should should try to get it auctioned off.
You should buy a bunch of those, and I bet
you could resell them. Oh my gosh, yes somewhere else.
Speaker 3: And then she's got a storm and that's strictly against her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: I'll storm in my place.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everything else is already stored. Yeah, my place, Oh
my god, you need fucking hell.
Speaker 2: Yes, you'd be very impressed in my place, no shouting, yes, yes,
right now.
Speaker 3: I went today, what was yesterday?
Speaker 2: Monday? I was tired for the weekend. I worked all
three days, so I took all the prizes out and
repackaged them in the big bins, and I counted them
because they usually have between one hundred and fifty hundred
and seventy prizes at bowling, and that doesn't include the
grand prize. So I'm like, all right, I don't need
that many, so one twenty one three, like this is
a problem.
Speaker 1: It's not a problem.
Speaker 2: People like you got that many?
Speaker 1: Well yeah it yeah.
Speaker 2: So yesterday I was a sort of fuck you store
it all.
Speaker 1: That's the problem.
Speaker 2: Bins, and I pull out long tables like this, like
the white ones that yeah bills break yeah, yeah, I've
got two of those in my place right now.
Speaker 1: Do you see anybody doing a bills break table?
Speaker 2: Did we shot you? Did not.
Speaker 1: Picture?
Speaker 4: There's a picture of Jamie and I on a table
if we didn't actually.
Speaker 1: Break it, you guys, I thought it was a chair, No,
that's a table.
Speaker 4: That's a table.
Speaker 1: Oh, it looked like the two of you were falling
off a chair and it had all the cups on
the ground, the solo cups. I didn't see that we had.
That was just drinking.
Speaker 3: That's normal Saturday night.
Speaker 4: Because Emily had brought like those light up wands. Did
you see anny pictures of those, like the foam wands.
Jamie and I walking into the stadium, we would just
kept walking by people and smacking their asses.
Speaker 2: I see strangers walking around with Phail symbols.
Speaker 1: The Bills made me want to She got away with it. Yeah,
she totally got away with it. There was something post
game and I'll just put into the back of the jersey.
Speaker 2: Wife made it.
Speaker 4: He wasn't even walking next to me. Wow, I mean
there was a whole group. No, that's my friend, Jamie.
Speaker 2: Jamie's got some I love it. When they were a
person they put apart.
Speaker 1: This Disney what are you doing there?
Speaker 2: Look at look at her on this guy?
Speaker 1: Jesuous.
Speaker 2: She's a Bills fan.
Speaker 1: Doug doesn't pull up, but his price bed.
Speaker 2: The only thing that pulls out of my house is
a bet of the couch.
Speaker 1: So listen to this Josh Allen after the game, and
I pulled a little bit more. I heard it on
ESPN and they're trying to make a big deal about it.
Is he taking a shot at Stefan Diggs. Take a
listen to this and hear what he has to say.
I went further back to try to put the full
context in. Oh, I didn't realize that was the table.
Speaker 7: Okay, when guys get to buy into this and really understand,
like I may not get the ball four or five
times thrown to me a game, but the one or
two times I do, I'm gonna have opportunities to be
in the end zone. And you know, it's it's a
it's a fun and wonderful thing when you got a
bunch of guys that don't care about the stats, they
don't care about the touchdowns. And again, I think throughout
practice we've just had this mindset of like, hey, let's
just do things the right way and find ways to
football games.
Speaker 1: That's what we're doing right not there you go. I
think it's part shot and stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's also part shot at Keon because he
got bench for the first quarter last night.
Speaker 1: He did and then just you know, go out and
play your game.
Speaker 2: A lot of my friends Josh to yell a little
bit more. Yeah, no, people say no, it's my phone.
It's like shut up to start yelling.
Speaker 1: I think he is trying to lead like Brady. I
think he is in a quite well Brady we used
to yell right on the sidelines. So I don't know
speaking of that, though I liked his I liked seeing
him slide yesterday. Announced. I believe it came out today
and I may be wrong, but Brett farv is announced
at fifty four years old, he has been diagnosed with
Parkinson's disease. Is it related to football? I don't know.
He certainly had enough concussions and things, and then I
believe it's a neurological disease. So I'm not sure if
the two are connected. I certainly, but I think you
can't hear that and not think.
Speaker 4: That Parkinson's is incredibly young.
Speaker 1: Right, and then we can say, well, Michael J. Fox
got it at whatever and you know what I'm saying,
so could it be something? But you can't hear that
from Brett Favre, know the style he played, and not
think in some way and who was Josh Allen's Idyl
Brett Farv So just I don't know as we as
we looked that all right, we will will take a
moment when we come back. Should we do it now?
Or should we wait?
Speaker 2: No? No, no?
Speaker 1: Why? Why why don't we wait? Why don't we wait?
I found something on Netflix and I want to get
everybody's thought on this. I haven't watched a lot of it,
but I've always been mildly curious. I'll say obsessed seems
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Speaker 4: I know the song?
Speaker 1: Do you closer to you?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: I was sitting back.
Speaker 1: The floor, not looking at the camera.
Speaker 8: Do not.
Speaker 1: This would be a little bit before your time. I'm thinking,
do you know what? I'm surprised you don't know it.
I've heard of it, but it's not really a wedding was.
Speaker 2: This isn't even a song I played the cat. No,
this is this?
Speaker 4: What are we gonna do? The screening of the movie
Doug's movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't want to see that piece.
Speaker 1: I do want to see that piece of ship.
Speaker 3: There's probably four comes he.
Speaker 4: Garbage, but I really want to say that.
Speaker 1: There's two under the edge of the table. Here holding
here up on the table, off.
Speaker 2: Wait here come it text here comes.
Speaker 5: Just here it is see.
Speaker 1: I believe the name of the song is girl. I'm
gonna miss you million Vanilla, Milli Vanilli. That's I could
I can pick it up. I'm watching I want to say,
PM down. I'm watching the Netflix series The Lyle and
Eric Menendez or the Eric and Lyle Menendez Story. And
at the funeral for their mother, now I can't Lyle
insists that they play a so cairl I'm gonna miss
It's just a breakup song, and I go, now, if
you go on the internet that they've interviewed these guys
about this docuseries and it's not really it's like fictionalized.
It was like the OJ story when they had actors
coming into it. So they're saying it's full of blatant lies.
But I'm going, like, they killed their parents. Well, they
had to verify from people who were there that this happened,
and somebody who worked for their dad's like, yeah, we
had to go through a million times to find to
get this song right because he was going crazy. He
wanted this song. And he gets up there Lyle Menendez
and says something about my mom. She is you know,
she was the girl she was this and girl, I'm
gonna miss you. And I was like, if that doesn't
say I fucking killed my parents, I don't know what does.
Like you couldn't have a more heart less song, you
know what I mean. It's a breakup song. It's girl, girl,
I'm Gonna miss you. And the thing that's always fascinated
me about this case, in any case where there's somebody
else gets dragged in how do you convince someone to
go along with you in anything in a crime, especially
a crime right, something that could really get us into
big trouble. And I used to always joke I have
two boys that are sixteen months apart. I would hope
that if Jordan walked into Jackson's room and goes, what
are you doing Friday night? I don't know. I was
thinking of going to the movies. What are you doing?
I was gonna kill mom and dad? Oh, I'm in
you know what I mean? I would hope that he
would say something along the lines of, what the fuck
is wrong with you?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: What what song will we hear when Jackson Jordan do
kill mom and dad?
Speaker 4: Girl, I'm gonna miss it, Cal, I'm gonna miss it.
Speaker 1: I can't give fact in Tennessee plates.
Speaker 2: But were they thinking they were going to inherit all
this money?
Speaker 1: No? No, not from the store. I don't think so.
I mean they they went.
Speaker 2: A while, I forget. But the documents they're both serving
life sentences without the possibility parole.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they even got married and divorced while in prison.
Women married them beyond bars.
Speaker 4: Can I get the high level backgrounds, because no, I have,
But I don't remember.
Speaker 1: Okay, So the story is that they're and according to that,
I'm pretty sure they got married in divorce while in prison.
There are women that you can write rubbing.
Speaker 2: One off, I need a pen pil. So what do
you got to do? Go to president prison visits.
Speaker 3: Early in the show, we talked about prison pen PILs
a site.
Speaker 1: There's a site where you can you can write to
women there you go down, you go for consical visits
and stuff. That's some new material.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 1: Brothers were two guys and their father was like a
big time record executive or something. You owned a record
something in a record. They a lot of money. He
was high pressure and supposedly but it didn't really come
out at the time that he was abusive to them.
And uh, they decided one night and they went and
shot them while they were in bed and killed him
first and then shot their mother. So in the I
don't know, So in this story you see Lyle like
in the beginning and all, and I I think I've
watched twenty minutes only because i just know I'm gonna
go down a rabbit hole and I'm not gonna be
able to turn it off, and I'll be all night
and I can't do it, especially now, right. I got
Davis to like, I gotta get up at five thirty
in the morning. I have no time, Dad, You going
to bed?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 1: I'm just wondering.
Speaker 6: Have you gotten to the part in the story where
they bought them You look really tired, Dad, where they
bought the courtside seats in the next game before they.
Speaker 1: No, but they're in a car card. They're in the
basketball card and it was John Is it Starks? Yes,
it is Starks. Yeah, they're on the Courtons Beck John Starks,
New York Knicks. And I guess where they did they
go to New York or was it they playing an
at the time. They must have been playing in LA
at the time. It looks like it's home Jersey.
Speaker 4: So yeah, So did they say that like somebody came
into the house and Mercy, Well, they.
Speaker 1: Said that somebody came in they were robbed or Dad
had a bad name a business or whatever it was.
It was kind of the standard thing, and it was
like Charlie. But then these guys went off and partied.
They were partying and buying stuff in limos and all
these things.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's it until they were indicted.
Speaker 1: Until it came down because now according to this docu
series that I'm watching or just fiction line, I don't
know what it is. I don't know you know how
much truth there is because they're saying it's full lies.
Eric not not Lyle. I thought Lyle seemed like he
was the one to play girl, I'm gonna miss you.
Eric was the one that he was watching a movie
and in the movie they plot to kill the parents.
And he says, so, now he's sitting with his shrink,
like he went to the shrink and he goes, hey,
do you have to write down everything? I say, well,
you know, he goes, can we take a walk? And
he takes a walk and he confesses because he can't.
He's cracking. He's cracking. Eric is cracking under the pressure.
And this is how it gets out. That's as far
as I've gotten in there. It's like twenty minutes in.
I can't because I just know I'll be all.
Speaker 4: How many episodes is that?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I haven't even looked to see because
I too many. Well you'll love this because so what
they show is the father being an abusive asshole, like
Lyle's playing tennis, and the old man runs out on
the court after he loses, and it's in like it's
some elite tournament that he's in. So there's stands. It
looks like some tennis club. Yeah, but it's like not
a Wimbledon, but that kind of stags, you know, teared
seating and all this. He comes running out of the
stands and he goes, oh. He grabs a racket and
the coach comes over. He's like, mister Menendez, you can't
cut you got it. He goes, you're fired twenty five
thousand dollars for fucking what?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 1: And then like the and then lyle I guess was
going bald. So then the mother and and he wants
to get married. He wants to he gets kicked out
of Princeton. Wole Menendez. He's nineteen, gets kicked out of Princeton,
wants to marry his girlfriend. And they're having a big
argument at dinner, and the mother's going he goes, well,
you guys, did it your hypocrite. She goes, yeah, look
at my happy marriage. And Eric says to his shrink,
you know, we looked at her and she was miserable,
she was taking pills, she was doing her life. Yeah,
so we just we just put her out of her misery.
That's what he said, like you would your dog, you
know what I'm saying like that, that is as cold
as it gets. And then he says, but at one
point Lyle had a rug and Eric didn't know it,
and it was screwed into his head. And then when
he says it's a hypocrite, the mother walks over, grabs
it and goes, yeah, who's the hypocrite and pulls it back,
and the kids sitting there bald ripped. I mean, you
can see screws in his head. Granted these are actors,
and the father's like, oh all right, all right, and
he stays calm, the mother's losener shit, and the brother's
like what. He goes, I had no idea that you
had a tube screwed into your skull at nineteen twenty
years old.
Speaker 3: It's nine episodes and the average about an hour apiece.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I didn't realize.
Speaker 3: I didn't realize they had two trials.
Speaker 1: Yes, they did, because I think there was a it
was a mystrial, right or deadlock? Yeah, yeah, because I
think all the abuse stuff came out and people went
and I think there's some sexual abuse somewhere in there
by the old man. And it's Javier Bardamn, I believe
who's playing the father in this.
Speaker 2: And he's great, an a winner. Yeah, he's the country
for all men.
Speaker 6: So I'm not sure Javier Burdam, Yeah, I thought it
was him.
Speaker 1: I don't know. You'll love it all right, But these
guys and then and when they talk and stuff, seemed
like nice guys, just nice kids, like nice. I mean
they came.
Speaker 2: From it made for TV movie years ago about.
Speaker 1: Yes they did. I think that life or something lifetime.
Speaker 4: Or something maybe that sounds is he really?
Speaker 1: And then I guess the I think the father was
going to move the family to Florida and run for
senator from the state of Florida. And then I don't
know that he was an American citizen, but he could
be a senator, so he couldn't be president. And he
wanted the boys to be president. And that's why he
was so hard on them. And he drove them and
pushed them and yelled at him and beat them. And
I don't know about the sex left. I don't know
about the sexual abuse. Florida. I can't remember. I used
to be like somewhat intrigued because I went, how bad
of parents are you? If both kids go fuck? Great idea? Yeah,
you know what I'm saying, Great idea. That sounds like
a great Friday night, because I was going to go
on a date. I was gonna get my dick socked.
Maybe no, no, kill mom and dad. Awesome. And then
they're showing him going to buy the gun and if.
Speaker 3: The one had a jersey and said brother made me
do it. Though, So they're going.
Speaker 1: To buy this gun and they can't find places that
will because they both have to have IDs on. And
then they find one place that'll sell them a shotgun
with one ID and the kid uses Eric uses his
fake ID and they buy it. And that's the shotgun
that they used to kill their parents. And they planned
to do one on a Sunday because the maid wasn't around,
and so there's all I mean, there was certainly premeditated.
Speaker 4: But yeah, it's like here was this.
Speaker 1: Eighty nine trials were ninety four, ninety six? Yeah? Was it?
It could have been? It could have been, yeah, because
they were and here's the thing, they were my age.
I just know that because in nineteen eighty nine, I
turned eighteen and nineteen ninety was nineteen, so they were
my age.
Speaker 2: Not really well, I mean some of the what I
saw in the first movie, I just watched clips.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: They were calling nine one one, and they headed it
back and forth and they're acting and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, my god, my parents are get by.
Speaker 2: You gotta talk to my brother and he's like, get on,
get out. So I mean, I think they should probably
thought it out.
Speaker 1: Oh but I always we don't know exactly, like because
nobody was there to even verify these stories. But you know,
the person on nine one one, they probably found that quest.
Speaker 2: I was gonna ask a questions by probably how about
this one? I would say, I would ask, I mean,
just the four of us, But have you ever been
so mad at somebody that you want to plan their eyes? There?
Speaker 4: Do you fantasize about it?
Speaker 2: I have a couple of people in my life. I
won't be shy, but I mean, over fifty four years,
not my parents.
Speaker 1: They were not calling David and people that you would
you would want to kill, Oh yeah, just somebody you'd
want to kill.
Speaker 2: Oh just I don't know if I've ever been there
that mad? Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I've been, I've been where I've wanted.
Speaker 2: If I never saw him again, it wouldn't break my heart.
Speaker 4: Yes, you know, yeah, I wish I have people that
I wish just disappeared in your life now, well, no
involved in my life, but people who have been in
my life in the past five years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the people that I wish.
Speaker 2: I was like, I was the name sound right with no.
Speaker 6: Kevin and Eric was a cell neighbor to oj in jail.
I just saw that out there, really.
Speaker 1: And Eric seemed like the nice of the two. He
would have been the less cocky, more mild mannered.
Speaker 2: They shared toothpaste.
Speaker 4: It showed that there was like a monaque even in
nineteen ninety four.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what what year did did you say that? Eighty nine? Yeah,
that's what I thought. It was ninety four and ninety six. Yeah,
but the murders happened.
Speaker 4: In eighty nine.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I remember this because I was I was
thinking they were just like a year old. Well, I
think Eric was exactly my age and and Lyle was
a year older. Three.
Speaker 2: Isn't the difference between first degree and second degree is
the first degree you methodically planted out and second degree
just kind of happens. I mean it's yeah, uh in
years as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but sometimes you can get off I don't want
to say insanity, but by by saying that you snapped
after all this abuse, I think there have been people
who've been found not how off. Yeah, who was that
Charlie Tan the kitt and Pittsford who came home from
Cornell and shot his dad while he was sitting in
a chair. It was over years of abuse. That was
just a couple of years ago, right, probably might have
Oh god, yeah was absolutely so.
Speaker 4: I'm seeing that there was a movie in ninety four. Yeah,
there was a docuseries in twenty seventeen, and now this
one that just came out on Netflix is the second
installment of Monster, which last year the first Monster. It
was the Jeffrey Dahmer docuseries. I loved, Yeah, I loved it.
Speaker 1: It's just weird to get inside the so like it's.
Speaker 4: Crazy to think that they're in what seven years has
been two different docusries.
Speaker 3: On it now, like I want to go says it's
all I was going to say.
Speaker 4: I wonder if it's.
Speaker 1: You where see the problem is like I think when
you write a book, like if I if you or
I wrote a book, or Doug writes a book, and
let's say you write a book and you write it
about people at the bar, I think you have to
be pretty accurate in your storytelling if you're using the
real name. And any good publishing company has somebody who
goes through and verifies and talks to well, yeah, it
talks to the people. So I'm thinking, same thing's got
to sort of be similar here, right, because you can't.
Whoever produces doesn't want to open themselves up to lawsuit.
Speaker 6: Remember though, they killed their parents, so he's got his
own set of what the fuck happened in his head,
that's what happened.
Speaker 2: I mean, do they have the disclaimer of the in
every movie people in this movie? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen that on this one, but it could be.
But like, I want to go back to what you said,
where you've ever felt that. I don't know that I've
ever felt where I would kill somebody. But I remember
being a kid fantasizing about getting in a fight with somebody,
like a physical fist fight with a kid, uh, and
I just wanted to beat the ship out of it,
and or that happened like a couple of times, but
I was more maybe about my son's it's fourteen fifteen,
sixteen years old. Maybe even into my twenties. There were
a few guys I wanted to, you know, but I
never thought of killing somebody. But man, just to fucking
just stand there and just come out of das pop
pop pop. Uh. That guy. I always wanted to go
back and beat the shit out of him, because I
beat him the first time he and I. He just
walked up to me. I always was so mad about that, Like, honestly, God,
I think he's no. There was a party years ago
and this kid who was older than us but was
still in high school. We were freshman in college. He
was I think he was like a year older than
us but still in high school. You can imagine that,
and one child left behind. And he had he's an
argument with one of my buddies and flipped his hat off,
and my buddy was trying to he was getting all
upset and somebody else was holding back and the guy
was being a dick and he was big, big, thick
farm boy like. And then I noticed that he had
these kids who were all standing that kind of came
with him and one of them had a fire poker
like he took the fire poker like he was going
to swing. So as the great big guy walks out,
somebody named Bill Moran I don't know if you ever
heard of him, went up and fucking literally kicked him
in his ass, like took my foot and fucking shoved
it right up his ass. The guy turns around, and
I knew if I could get him into the living
room and nobody else was around, that something could happen.
So now, Doug, I'm bounce and bouncing. I get up.
I'm on the couch. He's coming at me, coming at me.
Speaker 2: You're on the couch. You jump on by the couch, jumping.
Speaker 1: Up the fuck out. Bro, I'm trying to get this
guy to just keep coming in right, and I'm playing
and I'm playing. And then I knew he and so
I got him into a corner and he threw a punch.
I slipped it and stopped him right in the face,
like I mean, I nailed him. He went back up.
Lamp breaks. The girls having a party, fucking flips out.
They throw everybody out. Well, then this guy was like
looking for me for a while. I'm at a party,
sucker punched him with a kick in the ass. Well,
I kicked him in the ass. He came back and
then he went to punch me and I slipped it
block boom.
Speaker 2: So he's looking.
Speaker 1: So he's looking around and he comes up to me
in a party and go and I'm standing with my
friend and Jeff and we're a little buzz and he goes,
remember me, And I look at Jeff and I go, hey.
I go, yeah, man, how you doing? I told Jeff?
And as I turned my head, he fucking unloads. I
had two black eyes and a broken note. I mean,
he just went I never had a chance to do anything,
and uh yeah, So I think I fantasized about kicking
his hast. Yeah, and I think I did. I think
I did. After that, you.
Speaker 2: Turn your head, do you say, do you remember? And
you said hey Jeff, and then yes, yes, so you
did take your eyes.
Speaker 1: Off I did. That was my bad. I should have known.
I thought he was coming over friendly because I was like, hey,
you know, I was like, let's get a beer with
this guy, Jeff, and then boom, he just And I
remember because I started in radio and they had this
thing called Riverfest and I had to go and represent
the station that I was on, and I had to
wear sunglasses and one of his buddies came in and
they were all laughing at me, and I wanted so
badly to fucking kick their ass and like, and then
what always made me feel bad is I was like,
fucking hate that kid. And I remember his name, I'll
say it. His name is Lenny Liberta, and I had
gotten in fights with his older brother and Lenny, No,
you can't because Lenny Liberta, about a week later killed
in the car accident. And I always felt bad because
I was so mad, so mad. I never wanted I
never wanted him to so I never fantasized about killing
but beating the ship out of him. Yeah, some kind
of dominant but if they did it to themselves, Yeah,
anybody else?
Speaker 2: Did you?
Speaker 1: Did you have fantasies killing somebody?
Speaker 4: Not smiles, not killing anyone, but I definitely.
Speaker 2: No, I'm just asking you're yeah I did that.
Speaker 4: No, I have fantasized about beating people up, and yeah,
he said, there's I'm definitely a specific person that I
wish would.
Speaker 1: Just off the now, Like as an adult, is there
anything like I get? Yeah, I don't think I have
as an adult. There are people that I just I
just won't deal with. Yah, that's it. I just they're not.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you're forced to deal with people. People work, ye
ye oh god there. Yeah, especially over the age of fifty,
you just want to smack him in a head, right,
you know, just give me my good smack.
Speaker 1: And sometimes I always I don't know, well, I can
understand that, I could, I get it. I mean it's
a human thing, right, I get it.
Speaker 2: Sometimes sometimes it's not enough to raise your voice. You
got to raise a hand, but you can't now you
get now, Yeah, in trouble?
Speaker 1: Is this good that I'm a lover and a yeah?
Speaker 3: I wonder if I should loving Subway killer.
Speaker 1: I wonder if I should tell this story, because uh,
I don't want to make them look bad. And I
feel like some of the podcasts that I've had jameson
on people have said things to me like christ dude,
h but your son got in trouble early on in school.
So the other day the other day, I couldn't tell
kind of where things stood with this hard time waking
them up to go to school, and he says to me,
can I just go in late? And I said no.
And last year was a Renaissance school where you could
do your work online, and he went in two days
a week, so if you wanted to sleep till ten
o'clock in the morning because you stayed up too late,
you could. So I say no, And then I get
a call from the guidance counselor saying, I have Jamison
in my office. He came down here. Some kids were
picking on him, and he's been telling me that some
kids have been making fun of his name and his
accent a little bit from the South. And Jamison likes
to fancy himself kind of this clothing designer. So he
had shirts that had his handprints and some lipprints on it.
And so I guess somebody said something about some guy
kissed your shirt, and Jamison got up and said I've
had enough. Come out in the hallway and I'll kick
your ass, okay, all right, and then said said something
like that. The kid turned red, and then Jamison decided
he should just remove himself, so he walked to the
guidance counselor's office.
Speaker 4: Good for him.
Speaker 1: Guidance counselor calls me, Jamison wants me to come get him.
I say to He goes, Hey, he'd like you to
come get him. And I said, how do you feel
about that? And he said, uh, well, I'd like to
see if we can work through some things and blah blah.
And I said, yeah, I don't want to come get him.
I said, I'd like him to make it to lunch,
and if he still feels that way at lunch, I'll
come get him, because by then there's only two periods left. Yeah,
but let's see if he can do this. And he goes,
will you tell him? I said yeah, So he put
him on the phone. James like, Dad, I'm going to
see this guy in the hallway. I don't want any trouble.
He goes, I shouldn't have said that, but blah blah blah,
and I said, then one more class and he made
it through the rest of the day. But they also
do something there where they call it a structured day
and they basically put a shadow on you to make
sure you get to the hallways okay, and nobody's going
to start any action. And then they make the two
parties with an adult today had to sit down good
and talk. You don't have to be friends, but we
got to coexist.
Speaker 2: I like that, and.
Speaker 1: Jameson said, look, man, I'm new here, you're you know.
But he said I shouldn't have said that. And then
these other guys were saying.
Speaker 2: It's so funny until somebody stands up once kick my ass.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well all the other kids, Doug, I thought of you,
because he goes. All the kids are telling me that
kid's a wrestler, and he goes. He told me that
he's going to put me in a pretzel hold, and
I said, he goes, he a bigger guy. He goes, No,
I go, Jamison, you're sixty pounds. It'll be hard.
Speaker 2: And I go, Now, if you know how to wrestle
and you're quick.
Speaker 1: If he unless he gets you on the ground, you
know what I mean, if he gets that close to
you and I and so I said, but not that
I want to encourage this. I'm not a big fan
of the hands on each other type thing. But it
was that age where you shit would happen. I remember,
I can remember it again. Another guy wanted to beat up.
If anybody knows Tiki Fernandez, I remember trying to give
somebody five dollars to give me a ride and he's
in the back seat and he reaches out as I'm
holding the money and snatches it and they take off.
And then later on people were telling me, yeah, we
stopped at the deli and Tiki said, this is on
Bill And I always wanted to kick that guy's ass.
Speaker 2: Did he die too?
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I don't think so. I think
he's still around. I think he might still have a chance. Doug,
I still have my money's on you. But but it
was always that, it was that at that age, right
fourteen fifteen, he just stright. So I don't know, but
I'm hoping that they never wants to kill me. All Right,
we'll take a moment. Uh, there's somebody who's trying to
set a record, and I'll ask, Uh, is this gross
or not? What not? The way you're.
Speaker 2: Thinking, what do you think? I'm thinking?
Speaker 1: I think you're thinking I'm going to come up with
some kind of shit joke or fart thing joke.
Speaker 10: But the last night some uh masterbating no no, no, no,
sound oh, because I want to know what the number is?
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round number three. You know them, you love them. You
can't get enough of them, ladies, get your love dollars ready.
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Speaker 1: That at Laura's next domestic partnership.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, would you have a DP party? Well, the baby
oil is going up in price, you better buy now.
Speaker 1: We already headward those in the house, I'm telling you
text already at listen. I'm waiting. Somebody's gonna kill Diddy?
You think, so, there's no fucking way if the rumors
that I'm hearing, if people are out saying shit, Jamison claimed,
I didn't know about the I knew about I always
hear about the dark web, ye, and the dark Web
is h he gave it to us last night. But
it's like tour t R and you go on there
and then they use tour coin to pay for stuff.
So allegedly there's this woman saying that Diddy sold a
video on the dark web using dark coin so you
can't trace the money for five hundred million dollars, a
video of one of his freak off parties, and in
it is there are sex tapes of two women going out.
I forget who it was, but names like h yeah, yeah,
oh yeah yeah, And I'm going if this is true.
And then Meek Mill, supposedly Nicki Minaj, who dated Meek Mill,
leaked a tape of Meek Mill and p did he
having sex? But there was audio put out there. So
Jamison goes, oh, yeah, I got it, and I'm like
what he goes, yeah, he goes, I'll go on there
because on the dark web they're selling organs, they sell
what about bino tigers? He goes, there's a whole there's
a whole shit like I didn't even know.
Speaker 2: Now, how's the FBI and CIA not getting a hold
this and try to track down these people?
Speaker 1: Sh I don't know, because that's a great it's a
great question. But here's the thing. You'll hear once in
a while. Let's take that stuff right, it seems a
little extreme. You'll hear about credit card numbers being sold
on the dark web and they're fine, and they can't
trace who's got it. And I don't know. I don't
I'm not intelligent enough to know what's going on in
the dark web. To your point, how can they not
find it? But I read that they don't even use money.
It's not real money. So allegedly this is out there,
the five hundred million.
Speaker 2: But the thing about that they don't even use real money.
You have to use real money to well something to
bock it up the currency, right something? Where's the value
in it? Right?
Speaker 1: I don't know, but there is like yeah, I know.
So I want to pull up because I had in
my notes from yesterday's show. But I'm just wondering if
if this stuff is true and you've got and then
you can hear like in the audio we played that
it's like and it's it's somebody who can tell if.
Speaker 4: It's real with AI?
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly another thing with AI what is true and
what's not true?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Let me see I have it here.
Speaker 2: By these names. Leonardo DiCaprio, Jay z Ashton, Kusher got parasil,
Howard Stern.
Speaker 1: Yes, Howard Stern is allegedly in there. I don't. I
mean Howard Stern, who is like a germophobe and.
Speaker 2: So mean, I mean who cares Russell Simmons, Yeah, Usher,
I mean all right. So the list of celebrities he's
hosted parties with, yes is a mile long. Right now
you talk about what was the epstein, I am he's
got Yeah, and people associated with the Clintons, Yes, sixteen
or seventeen of them disappeared, Yes, and even now the
Boeing seven forty seven companies. Yes, the whistle all of
a sudden.
Speaker 1: This is what I'm saying. There's no way if.
Speaker 2: This gun was loaded on the side of his head
in his mouth, there.
Speaker 1: There's no way that did he survives this. No, and
he's supposedly on suicide watch right now. But according to reports,
TMG had it again today. Jennifer Lopez on high alert
after the gun incident in the club. That was a
shooting that did he had never gotten indicted for. Supposedly
there was a gun in their car. She was arrested
with him, but they let her go. Will it be
something like that that comes out. Yeah, uh, let's see
they had all that. Then there's bad.
Speaker 4: That's fun to watch celebrities fall.
Speaker 1: Well, it is because they say the deafening silence from
pretty much every celebrity close to the rapper, including names
like Jennifer Lopez, Justin Bieber, Usher, Leonardo Prince, Harry Little Kim,
you know, Paris Hilton, Mariah Carried, Jay Z, Beyonce, Rick Ross,
nobody's saying anything, and now some of those names are
being bannied about in a rumor started by the singer
songwriter Jaguar Wright. I don't know who Jaguar.
Speaker 4: Wright is, I don't know Jameson, he probably knows who claims.
Speaker 1: Did he sold a freak off party tape for five
hundred million dollars in the dark web. Not only that,
Wright claimed numerous celebrities were in the alleged video, including
Justin Bieber, Chris Brown, Rihanna, Nicki Minaj and Drake. Those
are all pretty high high names. Yeah, and she said,
oh no, he's selling it because he needs the cast.
The last freak off tape that just sold in the
dark net, which I know because I monitor, went for
five hundred million. It was really interesting by night in Calabasas. Yeah,
who the fuck's buying it? Right? I mean right? Oh,
and what are you gonna do with this?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Jeff Bezos freaky Yeah, didn't get I wonder if it's
Elon just.
Speaker 2: Maybe he's got it. Uh half million, half a million time.
Speaker 1: That's what she says. She claims Diddy has a tape
of a woman being.
Speaker 2: Murdered and used to call those snuff films. Yep, and
that was a movie with Nicholas k eight millimeter. The
name that is the true thing, right, remember years ago?
Speaker 1: So the name of the of the woman in questions,
was Kathy White, who was alleged to be Jay Z's
mistress before she died in twenty eleven. That's the woman
who the murder of the tape. On the tape is
supposed to be. Jamison is like, oh yeah, I've heard
all I've seen.
Speaker 2: I saw you a little bit here in that little video.
I was like, portion of the video last night.
Speaker 1: Where are you getting this?
Speaker 2: Where's your.
Speaker 1: H She also claimed Nicki Minaj has audio of Diddy
and Meek Mill having sex, that Justin Bieber and Odell
Beckham Junior had a sexual relationship, and that Nicki Minaj
and Megan v. Stallion have a sex tape that and
she's seen it, but she hasn't. She hasn't seen any
She's putting no evidence out there.
Speaker 2: Duct Tape three, Justin Bieber's.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's just okay, it's weird, right, But does it not amazing?
Can you tilt your head and go?
Speaker 4: Maybe there's talking about sexual fluidity and like, I think
people are more willing to do stuff, but like to
have it all on tape. I don't know because.
Speaker 2: On this or do they not?
Speaker 1: I don't know if they're doing.
Speaker 4: They don't know that, and they're told afterwards.
Speaker 1: Shown he would you have to. I thought a Diddy party,
you had to put up your phone, people said, and
some other.
Speaker 2: Things she handles too. You had to come out and
put up your phone, sign off from a waiver. That's
how he finally got caught of having HI. He was
paying somebody twenty thousand or ten thousand dollars a month
and they ended up talking anyways, and now he's gonna
pay him anymore.
Speaker 1: Right, So that's why I'm wondering, like who's going to
turn and the racketeering chargers are so they can go
to the associates and bring them in. And I don't
one American question who ends up in witness protection going ok,
turn on Diddy and then going to witness protection.
Speaker 4: Well, there was just a thing, yeah, one of the
and I didn't even listen to it. I just saw
like a blurb that Aubrey O'Day, who was in his
girls group, I forget the name of it, that she
released a video and now you want to say, it
was twenty thirteen and the video she like says like
you can't escape the circle, Like, but I I didn't
read into it.
Speaker 2: I just believe whatever skull forever.
Speaker 1: Well, that's what I wondered too, is you know too much? Yeah,
Like all of a sudden, Let's say you wanted didn't
he have? He had a reality show to be his assistant,
and you get it into this circle and then you
find out ship and now you can't get out because
if you get out, they know you know, and they're
probably gonna kill you.
Speaker 2: I mean, brothers. That's just because mom and dad made
me go to school. This is not a whole different level.
Speaker 1: This is like it's safe, right. This is people's lives
and livelihood and everything. And you wonder like, once you're in,
can you actually get out of something like that? And
I don't know. Jennifer Lopez I guess did to some degree,
but I'm not even sure.
Speaker 2: She's a huge star. I mean, the average Joe Schmoe
working for him.
Speaker 3: Isn't this start doing this podcast exactly exactly that I
know too much?
Speaker 1: See some people say that that.
Speaker 2: You talk, you're you talk too much. You you are
looking for stuff to post to get out, you need
tight lips.
Speaker 1: Eminem says he wants to see, uh, did he in
prison because of Tupac's murder. Yeah, like he's saying he's easy.
Speaker 3: It was the rumor too when Jamie Fox went down
and he had something to do with that.
Speaker 1: James Fox was going to speak talk or something.
Speaker 4: Yes, Yeah, the show or the band that aubry O
Day was in was Danity Kane.
Speaker 1: Was Danity Kane formed.
Speaker 4: By Diddy on the MTV reality show making the band.
And she's saying he groomed her, he like molested her
what I'm reading right now, And.
Speaker 1: I thought there was something in an eminem uh lyric
somewhere along the line that maybe now people are going
back and going was he trying to tell us something
about being at a at a Diddy party or what
goes on? But I don't know. It's wild, It's just
it's this. This could be the biggest scandal, right, Yeah, yeah,
this could be the biggest thing going down. Speaking of
gender fluidity and stuff. Yes, there's a woman who's trying
to break her own record. We talked about a little
bit last night and I wanted to get your take
on this. Okay, she slept with she's an Australian only
fans do you know her?
Speaker 4: You know a woman who slept with like three thousand men.
Speaker 1: No, she did three hundred last year. She wants to
get six hundred people. So I say people because I
guess it could be either male or female or whatever
you identify as. But she wants six hundred. And she
said the most people she's had sex with them one
day is sixteen.
Speaker 2: Okay, sixteen individual. Yeah. Well, there was the Houston five
hundred twenty years ago. You've never heard about this.
Speaker 1: That's just the way.
Speaker 2: It's just fuss like it's coming.
Speaker 1: It's Houston. Randy se if he knows about that one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, never mind.
Speaker 1: Get the sheets, folks, But no, I want to do that.
Speaker 2: It's a world record with the porn star Houston five hundred.
I think it was when I was living with a
California and was in Texas and it was a little
documentary and they had a line of five hundred guys
and there was some weird uh grandfather with his grandson. Oh,
he had to pick a number, and uh, you know,
everybody wore kandoms.
Speaker 10: Uh.
Speaker 2: And I'm just watching this, I'm like who I think
was on the Stern Show when he used to do
it on entertainment So he would do his show in
the morning, and then they would show the video of
it later that night, and he was asking her all
these questions, and they were I showedn't clip.
Speaker 1: No, I mean, like, I couldn't even be number five,
let alone number two.
Speaker 4: You're not so sore?
Speaker 1: Well, I think she said that. There she goes, she
goes out five days in a row where she won't
have sex. But they're saying she would have to have
sex with one point four people per day for the
rest of the year to get six hundred. But I
mean one point four.
Speaker 3: It doesn't seem like that's that much per day.
Speaker 1: No, So you knock out five in the day, there's
a week Friday. Hey, fellers, it's like twelve for a year.
Speaker 2: I'm looking at January, February, March, April, May was bad, June.
Speaker 1: You know she's uh yeah, she claims she could make
it like up to three million dollars this year on
her only fans, on her only fan Yeah.
Speaker 2: So she fucks on only fans and get paid for Yeah.
Speaker 1: You know what you could do? What you should go
on only fans and just show the hoarder stuff and
how you clean it out. I think people would go
watch that. You know, you want to get fucked. Watch this, watch.
Speaker 4: My mask.
Speaker 1: It's all clean, you go through it. The toe shot
it just okay for a woman gross Yeah, yeah, yeah,
what would make you want to do that? Fame of
some kind.
Speaker 4: She's looking for validation for sure.
Speaker 1: I guess that would be the thing I could I
could think of. Speaking of the hoarder, you were at
a holder house again today.
Speaker 4: I was at that same hoarder today, the one that yeah,
her family hasn't about it been in in sixty years.
Speaker 2: Here's a new world record, Lisa Sparks, there was a
porn star holds a Guinness World Record for sleeping with
the most men in a single day in twenty four
hours two thousand and four. How many, oh, two thousand
and four.
Speaker 1: I thought that in one day.
Speaker 2: Twenty four hours and one day in two thousand.
Speaker 1: Is like, what what's considered sleeping? Each guy just put
it in?
Speaker 2: Yeah, come in now, so they they have fluffers? Is
getting you going? And then you finish inside of her?
Speaker 1: Oh my seventy two seventy two, I'm gonna say, oh jeez,
in one day well three sixty five.
Speaker 2: Nineteen o what it's a lot of fluffing it's a
lot of fluffing. God, here's it on YouTube.
Speaker 6: There was actually the fluffers got thirty of them.
Speaker 4: You're watching nine hundred guys coming some woman on YouTube.
Speaker 2: They don't have X ray of stuff on YouTube.
Speaker 1: No, but right, I s'll be.
Speaker 2: This will be the cliff notes.
Speaker 1: Jameson will have the video for Bill later in.
Speaker 2: The dark in the dark Web, they'll have No those are.
Speaker 4: Knees, but that's the one that's the woman that that
many people slept with.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we look, there's always only fans. There is, there's
only there's always only fans. You could you could certainly
do that different boat. Yeah, I know, different strokes for
different folks, but still man, yeah, yay uh. And then
Mick Jagger eighty one fans, Yeah, eighty one. And I
believe his girlfriend is thirty nine pregnant. They have a
kid together, and I think the kid's like seven now
forty forty year different. Yeah, what would you that's a
little large, that is Yeah. I mean, she says she
just ignores people when they puts the blinder time because
a lot of people go, what are you doing? Blah blah,
and they he looked, they look happy together.
Speaker 2: Fine, I mean, they sell out every concert is worldwide.
Note and you're walking hand in hand with you're on
top of you never washing a dish again, You're you're
fucking your idol. Probably still when you were you know.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but it's still. It's eighty one year
old man. It's from every single one of these girls.
Speaker 3: They just Mark Davis has one now the Raiders Billionaires Week.
Speaker 1: I just love it. He looks like he's special.
Speaker 2: I don't know what I feel sad.
Speaker 4: I mean, I feel like I can understand like a
twenty year difference.
Speaker 1: Twenty years, yeah, yeah, you could be that other. Oh
that means there's a sixty year old guy out there
that you're saying he's got a chance.
Speaker 4: I met like a six year old old guy who
did not give off that energy. I think if I
was told at front that their sixty, I'd be like eight,
way too old.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: But if I met someone who was older that gave
off a young energy, that was athletic and you know,
just live the way that I like to live.
Speaker 3: According Yes, Kevin, I mean to be fair, what was
it the thirty nine and eighteen at one point for
you this summer that's a twenty year difference.
Speaker 4: Almost right, me, I didn't date an eighteen year old.
Speaker 1: Thoughts, we're going really young? Didn't you go young this summer?
Speaker 4: Well, this last summer. I was with Joe the summer before.
The youngest was twenty five?
Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, fifteen year difference.
Speaker 2: My bad.
Speaker 4: I did get ass. I heard get ass out by
a twenty one year old like begged me to go
out with him?
Speaker 2: Really yeah?
Speaker 1: And why did you say no?
Speaker 4: Because he was twenty one?
Speaker 2: He probably showed her a dick peg issues like No,
I met.
Speaker 4: Him at a concert.
Speaker 11: This was two summers and the black No Thomas ROFFI
be honest, if a twenty one year old woman was
hitting on the my mom just told I'd be like,
we're in You would, yes, I don't think I wouldn't only,
but it would be like my kids girlfriends.
Speaker 1: That would be weird. But here Mick Jagger has kids
in their fifties and this new one's like in her thirties,
and the last one I think committed suicide, his last
his last girlfriend.
Speaker 2: Of age. Difference is having something to talk about.
Speaker 1: H yeah, right, I remember a buddy of mine going, yeah,
she's talking. I'm I'm talking about boat payments, and she's
trying to figure out how she's gonna pay for common
I remember our paybacker loans loans, she's talking about student
and he goes, I don't think this is gonna work.
I'm talking about payments, she's talking about student loans. Like
and then somebody else goes, well, enjoy well last man,
and I was like, ah, she just couldn't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1: We have Kevin and found something and we thought we
would try it. We have edgy dad jokes, and how
do we do this? Kevin, I think they're edgie dad jokes.
I have some edge.
Speaker 6: We tell the joke, and the game I've seen online
is if you tell the joking, then if the other
team laughs, yes, they take a shot.
Speaker 1: So the teams are you and Laura versus me and Doug.
Speaker 2: Sure, oh gosh, we okay?
Speaker 1: So and then we have to can't make each other laugh,
or have to make you laugh. Anybody who laughs is
supposed to take a shot.
Speaker 3: Anybody the game is us versus you. Okay, but sometimes
they're funny enough for you just laugh at Gerald.
Speaker 1: Joke, yes, okay, all right, or we laugh at Tyler per.
Speaker 2: Now if I tell the joke and he laughs. Do
we get minus a point or something?
Speaker 1: Take a shot?
Speaker 5: Yep?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I don't know if we'll do shots,
but we'll we'll figure out. Oh yeah, we can do
it even on a we'll try that. We'll get to
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Speaker 4: That's gold?
Speaker 1: Show me thy God, where's that video on your dating profile? No,
let's get down.
Speaker 2: No, no, you gotta you gotta wait right, you gotta
hearn it. That's only holy?
Speaker 1: Isn't this Wrongsiders daughter trainer? I'm sorry I was.
Speaker 4: I had you just went and saw her in Boston.
Speaker 1: I want to be me to this is my school.
Why you want to be me? There are days I
don't want to right now, he calls weekdays.
Speaker 4: You know why yourself?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never done it me. No, No, look at her.
Speaker 2: I used to look at her all the time when
I was younger.
Speaker 1: When I was younger, Oh god, I'll never a finger.
I used to work out like crazy and uh, I
I've gone down the roll. I used to work out
like crazy. I was in my late teens. And I
remember my buddy's girlfriend, of my buddy's girlfriend, my buddy's
sister who was older, she was in college. She came
home and she happened to be somewhere and I took
my shirt off. She's like, oh my god, look at
your body. And I was like, yeah, hello, who was
looking all the moles and ship? And then and then
I worked in the deli. Do you remember rayon shirts?
Did you have a ray on you did? I remember
the fucking way Dougie Phelps did have a ray on shirt.
You're full of shit.
Speaker 6: Probably what you're from, dude, sir in color.
Speaker 1: They had like almost metal buttons, but probably came from
chess king. I don't know. But I had this on
and I had it tucked in. And this woman, older
woman probably yeah now now I'm nineteen, so older would
have been thirty, Yeah, twenty eight thirty. And she came
in and she said, uh, do you swim? Are you
a swimmer? And I went, uh, no, boys are no,
but I lift weights. See, I said no, and she said,
because your back is so and I said, I left
waights And I remember this fucking guy just killed me.
For the rest of weeks. He would get down on
his knees and throw fucking salami at me. Goes, you're
an asshole. Yes, so I did look at myself in
the mirror. Yeah, everybody does. Good.
Speaker 2: Now I look in the mirror, I want to cry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, me too. I get in the mirror and I go,
what the fuck happened here?
Speaker 2: All right? We gotta get we gotta do the biggest lose.
Speaker 1: Fuck you you did this with you.
Speaker 2: You can't do it because you you didn't even bring
him a scale. You brought it in once.
Speaker 1: It's because is closed, now, that's right. Yeah, I didn't.
Speaker 2: Have as many abbits I'm good for like twenty abits
of summer home.
Speaker 4: I went for one this summer.
Speaker 1: I went for one as well. Yep, just one, just one? Yeah,
I actually, yeah I have. I did walk over to
the ice cream shop by myself, sat on the canal
watch the boats like a lonely old man.
Speaker 2: You guys want to listen to my podcast, give us
the bread. I'm really I'm doing really good at my podcast.
Speaker 3: What we all can't be Ubers Driver of the Year.
Speaker 6: Baby, I'm just crying.
Speaker 1: That was very good. All right? So speaking of that,
we'll get into the uh, into the dad jokes. Do
we need I think we need a little music for this.
Don't you sure who's gonna go first? Who's gonna go first?
Speaker 2: Oh wait? I don't care?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Sure show you.
Speaker 1: Want me to lay one on you? Yeah, okay, I
know it's.
Speaker 2: That are doing? Partners?
Speaker 4: Are just Kevin and I verse the two of you.
Speaker 1: Whatever you want, all right, Doug? Yeah, what does a
robot do after a one night stand.
Speaker 5: So.
Speaker 2: They probably looked at what does a robot do after
one answer?
Speaker 1: I don't know what he nuts and bolts.
Speaker 11: Come on, come on, Douggie, nothing do you do want
him to last?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Tell the difference with a frog and a horny toad.
Speaker 2: I know, franc says Ribert Ribbit. A horny toad says.
Speaker 1: Okay, doug One.
Speaker 2: Why do women that sell evon walk funny.
Speaker 1: Because their lipstick yep? Oh, he lasted his own show.
Speaker 2: I always do you ask anybody in my life?
Speaker 4: What do you call a man with a two inch
penis Kevin?
Speaker 1: Justin? Justin?
Speaker 2: Bill?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: No, you don't call Bill, you asshole?
Speaker 4: I get it.
Speaker 1: That's because he laughed.
Speaker 9: Well, yeah it is, yeah, isn't it Justin? I think
that because I used to just make Justin justin. No,
it's not okay. And I think the because I used to.
Speaker 1: There was a guy who called himself Norm on the barstool,
and he worked at the Top forty station, which was
down the hall, and I used to call up and
I used to just make fart noises through the phone
because he was a big, fat guy. And then he goes, oh,
I'm gonna come down there and open up a candle.
What pass? I know who this is? And I go,
why don't you tell everybody your real name? Come on,
it's justin just in my mouth with another sandwich, fat ass.
I thought it was so funny, terrible? All right? Is
it my turn? Vin?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Wait, no, you did one? We did, Doug.
Speaker 1: Why did Popeye punched the pope?
Speaker 2: Why did Popeye punch the pope? I don't know why.
Speaker 1: He heard he went to Mount Olive Bill?
Speaker 2: Did I tell you I am reading a book about
anti gravity. It's really tough to put down.
Speaker 1: Did she really laughs at that? Get the fuck out
of here. I'm having because DOUNC turns red.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, so bad.
Speaker 3: My wife the other week asked me if I was
the only one she's ever if she was the only
one I've ever been with, So you have it for you.
Speaker 1: It was mostly nines and tens.
Speaker 2: My dad told that joke.
Speaker 1: It was funny.
Speaker 4: Then what do you call two lesbians in the closet?
Speaker 1: Two lesbians in the closets, two lesbians in the closet, I.
Speaker 4: Don't know a liquor cabinet.
Speaker 1: Oh, when two people have sex, it's a twosome. When
three people have sex. It's a threesome. Now I know
why people call you. That's right, Dougie. She must have
been on the same sight he has.
Speaker 4: Her explained to me, and I said, why.
Speaker 1: Don't that county?
Speaker 2: Both laugh because I had to explain.
Speaker 4: I was like, wait, is it because they don't have
sex with anyone else? Yea hand, No, I know, but
I was like, you guys aren't gidding any explained her.
Speaker 2: That's because they masturbate.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, oh, that's funny.
Speaker 2: If if two vegans get in a fight, do they
still have a beef?
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. Hey, Laura, what do you call masturbating cow?
Speaker 2: Beef's stroking off? Oh do you know the difference between
jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick in your assay?
Speaker 3: Oh okay, I have a step ladder home because my
real ladder went for a pack of cigarettes and never
came back.
Speaker 1: I think he laughed. He's still laughing.
Speaker 4: What do you call the Asian Dwayne Johnson?
Speaker 1: The Asian Dwayne Johnson? The walk?
Speaker 3: The walk?
Speaker 1: How does a rock pee it? Duanne s it's Johnson?
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Speaker 2: Right where you're sitting?
Speaker 1: You should have given him more time because Doug was
a good crack on that. Dwayne Johnson, he just like
seventeen to It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: Do you do you know the difference between sixty nine
and driving in the fog?
Speaker 1: No want to go for running the fog.
Speaker 2: When you're driving the fog, you can't see the asshole
in front of you.
Speaker 1: You and I suck at this because I can't help
but get so excited.
Speaker 3: At least we know if we ever do this again.
Neither one of us want to be on your team.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you? What do you calling nanny with
breast implants transistor? A faux pair?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Fight me were?
Speaker 3: I went and saw my doctor there today told me
to stop masturbirding.
Speaker 1: I asked him why, because I'm trying to examine you.
Speaker 4: Eoo, I'm just gonna pull out a blonde joke here. Okay, okay,
What do blondes and screen doors have in common?
Speaker 1: Blondes and scream doors? Screen doors?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 1: Something about slamming.
Speaker 2: Them when wind goes through them.
Speaker 1: No, something about slamming them.
Speaker 4: Shut harder you bang them, the looser they got.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, you have filthy?
Speaker 4: What's you? Blondes and dogshit heaven common.
Speaker 2: The older they are, the easier it is to pick up. Yeah,
you know how long it takes a woman orgasm? Who cares?
Speaker 3: I saw my wife like you, drunk, yelling at the TV.
Speaker 6: Don't go in there, don't go in church, you moron.
She was watching her wedding video again.
Speaker 1: Gottiria would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine.
Speaker 4: Was that supposed to be a joke?
Speaker 6: I passed on that one for you, Thank you. Got
Aria would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine.
Gone Aria? It sounded funny.
Speaker 1: Got one last one covin.
Speaker 2: You know I Miss Piggy can't count to seventy because
every time she gets a sixty nine she gets a
frog cut in her throat.
Speaker 4: I'm just watching you fil.
Speaker 3: My penises and the Kennis Buckle World records.
Speaker 2: You have the library until you take it out.
Speaker 1: Imagine a female pipate got a boob replacement. Suck, wouldn't it?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Wouldn't it? Uh?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: What goes in hard and comes out soft?
Speaker 2: Bubble gum?
Speaker 1: Yeah? All right?
Speaker 4: Well, can I tell my favorite joke?
Speaker 2: You know what? The blonde got hard for a wedding night,
a last name?
Speaker 1: No is it?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I've always heard what does a Polish girl
get that's long and hard on her wedding night? A
new labs name. My father loved laying that one down.
Speaker 4: All right, this is my favorite joke. It is from
my ex husband's grandmother, who stood up at Thanksgiving dinner
and told us there were three nuns who died in
a car accident there at the already know it too.
Speaker 1: But on, wait, why did you do that? You ruin it?
Because here's the thing. I have the joy in her
knowing The joke is, will she deliver it? Well?
Speaker 3: Her grandmother had something violently racist?
Speaker 1: Go ahead, Oh, it would have been funny.
Speaker 4: Three or there are three nuns at the pearly gates
of heaven. God said, you served me so well, I
will grant you any wish. The first one goes, I
want to be Madonna. I want to have the pointy
tits and oh.
Speaker 1: I don't remember this, Go on, real, keep going.
Speaker 4: I want to have the pointy tips and tits and
be a sex symbol. The next one goes up and goes,
I want to be Sophia Loren I want to be
exotic looking and have all the men at me. And
the third one goes up and goes, I want to
be Sahara up at Billini, and God goes what. She goes,
Sahara up at Billini. He goes what. So she pulls
out a newspaper and it says Sahara pipeline laid by
three hundred men and six months.
Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't know that. Was that the one you knew, Doug, No, No,
it's not the one I knew. No, you know.
Speaker 2: Three nuns go up and the first nun says, uh,
forgive me Saint, period, I once looked at a penis.
So he goes, put your your eyes in the holy
water and the question. The second nun goes, well, let
me gargle with that before the third nun puts her
ass in it get cleansed.
Speaker 1: I like all the better because it was three nuns
getting a car accident. And they go up and God's
looking through the record and he goes, tell me what
you've done, and she said, I've I've I touched a penish.
Put your fingers here in the water. And then then
all of a sudden there's like a commotion and the
third nun jumps and she goes, I'm gargling that before
she sticks her ass in it.
Speaker 2: That's the one.
Speaker 3: Is like the worst episode of the Aristocrats ever.
Speaker 1: Those ducks. Those ducks were laughing earlier. The Aristocrats were
always my favorite. I love the Aristocrats.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying we had three on the same joke
and it was horrible all three times.
Speaker 5: It's good.
Speaker 1: Imagine a nine year old I would have been It
would have been better interrupted six times. You have been
a ninety year old woman with talking about three hundred
men laying a pipeline.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's kind of fun Thanksgiving dinner.
Speaker 1: It's funny when old people can say dirty ship and
it's and we find it cute. You get like a
fourteen year old boy does, and you want to smack
him across the face.
Speaker 2: Get out of school. Yes, nobody's getting thrown at a
legacy or.
Speaker 1: Christmas vacation.
Speaker 4: Yes, people do get thrown out of legacy. Trust me.
What people get thrown out of senior?
Speaker 1: How do you know?
Speaker 4: Because I had to help, You've had to help.
Speaker 1: Get out of there. What do they get thrown out for?
Speaker 4: Cleanliness?
Speaker 1: Is according?
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, I've had to do some of these.
Speaker 1: Bad language, not for being horny.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 4: I had one guy who I actually stopped working with him.
He was so misogenous that he sat there and was
like the devil made the women like screaming at me.
Speaker 1: It was really, it's not wrong.
Speaker 2: I've heard I've brought a lot of people. I'm not
gonna say which nursing homes. This is not a joke,
but I'm like, how's your day going?
Speaker 1: There? Go?
Speaker 2: These old guys just want to pull their pants down
and flash me just to get a rise, and they
deal with that a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's all I got.
Speaker 2: That's all they got. Really, These young women and their
widow or whatever, they're just in these retirement nursing homes
and you know they want they ustill want to show
their junk.
Speaker 3: So Doug says, hey, check out what's out of the seat.
Speaker 2: I'm like, was it bigger than this?
Speaker 1: Would you be offended if an old man, I I'm
a freaking out a little bit, I would think.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I've seen old men. I someone not that
long ago I was. I was at a senior living
facility working there and like the husband is he actually
has Parkinson's, isn't fully cognizant and he walked from He
walked from the bathroom him to his bedroom completely naked.
Speaker 2: Here you hey. So this guy, this guy puts his
father in retirement nursing home, and he goes, I don't
want to be here, son. He goes, Dad, I can't
take care anymore. He goes, I don't want to be here.
He goes, Dad, just give it a try. So Dad
wakes up the next day with an erection, and the
nurse comes and sees this locks the door, fox, fox
his father. He calls up his son. He goes, Dad, son,
this is the greatest place you ever been. Thank you
so much. I had sex with a nurse. He goes,
no problem, dad. So five hours later, guys walking to
lunch on his walker and he slips and falls, and
his gay orderly comes up behind him, fox him, and
he ass He calls his son. He goes, you got
to get me out of here. He goes, Dad, you
just call me five hours ago, saying he had great
time having sex with a nurse. He goes, son, I
get a heart on two three times a year. I
fall down seven times a day. Where's the music for
that one? Do you get in?
Speaker 4: He should we do the packing.
Speaker 6: It's called Dunk's Dad to save the second.
Speaker 1: We need to do those dad jokes again, but we
should do where I have to do a shot. If
you laugh, you guys would be hammered right now. And
and we got to come up with like, yeah, can
it just.
Speaker 4: Be I mean, like I have a lot of blonde jokes.
Speaker 2: It could be a blonde joke joke because I.
Speaker 1: Know a lot of them. Yeah, you'red I know, she
just knows them. What time did you get home from
the Bills game? One am? How bad was the traffic
leaving there for a while?
Speaker 4: No, not that long.
Speaker 2: Actually, I think a lot of people will be like,
let's get.
Speaker 4: On the road early on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh sure, what.
Speaker 2: Rens it out?
Speaker 1: What time was that like like eleven something?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I thought so, yeah, I mean it probably was
a little after.
Speaker 1: Time, Okay, I don't know. And then you just we.
Speaker 4: Got back to the car figured that out because there
were like four cars and getting in was going on?
Speaker 2: Were you in the in the park or outside?
Speaker 4: We were right outside?
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: See that's the that's the worst part of going to
the game. And you and sometimes I'm starting to see
where I got to see von Miller in the tunnel.
They didn't get to see that. It was kind of
a cool piece that ESPN did. And I'm going, well,
probably what look I love going. Yeah, maybe I was
trying to make myself feel good because people called me
on the way to the games pragnant that they were going.
Speaker 6: Oh, I think a one o'clock traffic jam is, but
is much different than a Monday night or Sunday night,
eleven twelve, one o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 4: I know a whole bunch of people that didn't leave
Rochester until three thirty though, and they didn't even get
to the lots until six thirty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they don't open the five they're going three hours
before anymore.
Speaker 3: You were probably in the one half Southwestern. You can
make the nice right out.
Speaker 4: I was right off of Abbot, at the corner of Abbot.
Speaker 1: And he got in there at three thirty. That's not stadium.
Speaker 2: See, we park in a car wash usually, and that's
not a joke.
Speaker 1: The lot we parking right next to the one of
the stadium lots. So yeah, I've gone with a special
parking past.
Speaker 4: So like the Dolans, how we were supposed to go
see them, Yeah, and they didn't. They didn't even get
into their spot until six forty five. Oh yeah, so.
Speaker 2: I've parked in the VIP parking in the back where
the opponent's buses come in. Okay, and that was that
was nice. Your own porta pot is yeah crazy. Somebody
didn't have music and the trailer parks right next. They
play the siren siren as they come in. Okay, So
that was neat and it was clean. I have ever
been back to the VIP loss now, you know, I
know people, Yeah you.
Speaker 1: Do, Yeah, you're the driver.
Speaker 5: It was.
Speaker 2: Trusted me.
Speaker 1: For Douggie Fry Whoo, for Laura, who was there to
see tomorrow Havlin get his first NFL pick and the
Bills blow out the Jags. For Kevin, who's off to
more hockey. Hockey. Hockey, buddy, I'm Bill Moran. We'll see
you tomorrow. I WoT a big hotel, didn't know what
to do.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to TV.
Speaker 1: Don't do the letter to you thought not a dad
at the inn ste