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<v Speaker 1>It is the Ben and Skin Show ninety one point

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<v Speaker 1>one the Eagle. Thanks for hanging out with us this afternoon.

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<v Speaker 1>This segment right her is brought to you by Rollertown

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<v Speaker 1>Beer Works. That's the brewery up there in Solina that

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<v Speaker 1>Ben and I are partners in, and we want you

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<v Speaker 1>to know all about the big Saint Patti's Day Festival

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<v Speaker 1>at Rollertown this Saturday. It's gonna be awesome. It's the

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<v Speaker 1>return of the Irish, which is our Irish dry stout.

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<v Speaker 1>We do port nitro style and it is awesome. One

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<v Speaker 1>of my favorite beers of the year. Then Saturday Night

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<v Speaker 1>Petty cash Band starting at five thirty and we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have three food trucks there on.

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<v Speaker 2>Saturday, big doings. We got shot.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta check out the Texas car bombs. But so

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<v Speaker 1>many great things going on. Make your Saint Patti's Day

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<v Speaker 1>Party happening at Rollertown this Saturday.

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<v Speaker 2>It's going to be magical. But right now it's time for.

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<v Speaker 3>This Wasted Days in Wasted Night all right, new segment

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<v Speaker 3>Wasted Days, Wasted Nights.

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<v Speaker 4>I have some stories about waste. Three stories about waste

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<v Speaker 4>getting wasted or human waste. Now I will say that

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<v Speaker 4>was a callback and really a shout out to my

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<v Speaker 4>cousin who we we used to do, you know, home video,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, recorder thing going on.

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<v Speaker 2>We did a sketch comedy show called Wasted Days.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, that was a callback. That was a special inside

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<v Speaker 5>joke for four people.

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<v Speaker 4>From only Thought Freddy Fender would thought that cheer every

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<v Speaker 4>one Now. Skin used to have a segment podcast on

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<v Speaker 4>iHeart about this called Fecal Matters. Is this gonna be

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<v Speaker 4>better or worse than that?

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<v Speaker 2>I still do it?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>You do?

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<v Speaker 2>I do it with Uh? I do with that guy

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<v Speaker 2>now that played Erkle?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Oh Jamil, Yeah, I do it Jamilah because we're

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<v Speaker 1>because he had he has a show called Family Matters

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<v Speaker 1>and he wanted to be a part of it. So

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<v Speaker 1>now it's Fecal Matters with Jamil that dude who played Erkele.

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<v Speaker 2>So you are doing like a.

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<v Speaker 4>Family Matters show recap companion podcast where you also talk

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<v Speaker 4>about your latest deuces.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, terrible. Would you'll like to start in Florida to

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<v Speaker 2>ford them? Yeah? Doctor feels like something we can use forever.

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<v Speaker 2>I love Florida.

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<v Speaker 4>Doctor Bawla. He's fifty nine. He has admitted to vandalizing

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<v Speaker 4>a rival medical practice with urine. So his uh he

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<v Speaker 4>a little business dispute with another doctor, doctor Dylan Denesh,

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<v Speaker 4>and doctor Bala was caught on surveillance camera dowsing his

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<v Speaker 4>office doors with a foul smelling liquid on two occasions,

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<v Speaker 4>also known as urine urine.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, do you guys remember I don't remember where it was,

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<v Speaker 1>but we had a story before, but it was with

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<v Speaker 1>actual deuces and bags.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you remember this? Oh, kids throwing lit bags.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like rival businesses where they caught each other

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<v Speaker 1>on camera. This might have been in the freak days

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<v Speaker 1>that we did this story where I think it was

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<v Speaker 1>rival might have been doctors. I don't recall, but you

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<v Speaker 1>know we see stories like this on occasion.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, maybe we choose to forget them because they're so gross.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'd love to remember a Pooh war, but you know,

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<v Speaker 4>this could have became a urine war. But doctor Denesh,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, he he restrained himself. But I do love

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<v Speaker 4>that doctors who are seen as the highest of the highest,

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<v Speaker 4>seven years of college and all that stuff, are doing

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<v Speaker 4>things that you might see a like a college campus.

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<v Speaker 2>We're just kind of let's.

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<v Speaker 4>Go and do something to the statue at that university

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<v Speaker 4>or you know, high school prank wars or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>We get doctors doing that now, and I like that.

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<v Speaker 6>Sorry, Ben, did he do it like in a testing cup?

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<v Speaker 6>Because you said he just poured it on there? He

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<v Speaker 6>didn't actually just I.

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<v Speaker 5>Think he had a bucket, a full bucket, so he's

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<v Speaker 5>collecting it, eating asparagus and saving it. I don't know

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<v Speaker 5>why anybody would think you could get away with anything

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<v Speaker 5>in this day and age.

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<v Speaker 2>There's cameras everywhere, right, Yeah, no, that's true. But he

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<v Speaker 2>was lit.

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<v Speaker 4>He might have been hammered too, but I know he

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<v Speaker 4>was mad at the guy for whatever reason.

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<v Speaker 2>And uh, you know all it is though, if you.

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<v Speaker 4>Were going to go pour a bud of urine on

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<v Speaker 4>any business's doors, this is what it would cost you

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<v Speaker 4>in Florida, that's all. That's seven thousand dollars fine in

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<v Speaker 4>twenty hours of community service.

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<v Speaker 2>You would even go to jail for it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not right. I have no idea on the scale

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<v Speaker 1>of punishment. I mean that would deter me from doing it.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't want to pay seven thousand dollars to pour

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<v Speaker 1>a bucket of urine on something unless well I'll just

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<v Speaker 1>leave it at that.

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<v Speaker 4>And Lord knows you don't have twenty hours to be

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<v Speaker 4>doing community service, right.

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<v Speaker 5>How do you transport that bucket around too? Are you

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<v Speaker 5>putting foil on top of it?

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<v Speaker 2>Man?

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<v Speaker 4>I think in the moment, if you're adrenaline is high enough,

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<v Speaker 4>you really don't care if it's splashing on you a

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<v Speaker 4>little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like you're in it too.

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<v Speaker 5>The there's few things that smell worse in the world

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<v Speaker 5>than you're in. I mean, really, it's just so bad

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<v Speaker 5>kind of urine you get going on there, no matter

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<v Speaker 5>what it is, like if you've had dogs or cats.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, cat urine is cat urines undefiled? Oh yeah, cat

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<v Speaker 1>your weapon though? That's all they got right their calls.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess, like if your dog is paying in the house,

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<v Speaker 1>it sucks. If your cat's peeing in the house, you

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<v Speaker 1>won't be able to sell your house.

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<v Speaker 2>Right.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I chose to do this segment last, so we

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<v Speaker 4>were going to run anybody off because these are again

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<v Speaker 4>waste stories.

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<v Speaker 2>So closer to dinner time.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, if you're thinking about it that way, some people

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<v Speaker 4>are having some really early dinners and that's good.

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<v Speaker 2>You should eat, you know, a way before you go

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<v Speaker 2>to bed old people ate Like three hours ago.

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<v Speaker 4>Last week, we had a flight out of Air India.

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<v Speaker 4>Air India was flying well, flying two Chicago right, and

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry, they're flying from Chicago back to.

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<v Speaker 2>Delhi in India. Right, Can you start over?

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<v Speaker 4>Air India is going, you know, from Chicago two back

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<v Speaker 4>back to India. KA big long flight. Three hundred pastors

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<v Speaker 4>on there. Had to make an emergency U turn though,

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<v Speaker 4>as eight of the plane's twelve toilets became clogged.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a long flight with a bunch of backed up deuce. Dude.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a.

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<v Speaker 4>Fourteen and a half hour flight and this happened about

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<v Speaker 4>four and a half hours into it. So do you

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<v Speaker 4>have to face the question do you just ten more

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<v Speaker 4>hours to the destination or four and a half hours

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<v Speaker 4>back to Chicago.

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<v Speaker 5>That's a nine hour investment that's cashed four and a

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<v Speaker 5>half hours each way, nine hours in that you'll never

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<v Speaker 2>I think you power through the deuce and you get there.

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<v Speaker 2>I think so too.

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<v Speaker 1>If there's let's do the math on this, there's three

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<v Speaker 1>hundred passengers over fourteen hours. I mean at least one

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and fifty I've then we're taken a deuce.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, and four of the toilets were you know, working

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<v Speaker 4>for now. You have that for now, so.

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<v Speaker 6>Yand to pee you could at least pee. That's when

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<v Speaker 6>I would panic. I would have pea panic and be

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<v Speaker 6>like Cob, we got to turn back immediately.

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<v Speaker 2>Man. You know we saw that panic at a Saint

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<v Speaker 6>Oh yeah, I learned my lessons.

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<v Speaker 2>She jumped out of a moving car.

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<v Speaker 6>It really is something like if I'm trapped somewhere, I

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<v Speaker 6>just out of nowhere, I have to pee.

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<v Speaker 2>I respect.

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<v Speaker 6>It was the worst time ever.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought you're gonna say, I have to get out.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I have to go pee.

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<v Speaker 1>If our listeners would like to see Christina jump out

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<v Speaker 1>of a moving car, come down in Saint Patti's Day

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<v Speaker 1>Parade on Greenville Avenue, we will be there on the

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<v Speaker 1>ninety seven point one the Eagle Float on Saturday.

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<v Speaker 2>It's true. I'm looking forward to that. The weather is

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<v Speaker 2>looking very nice. I'm bringing a cooler full of a

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<v Speaker 2>roller town. Please. We're invested in Kat.

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<v Speaker 5>You were doing the fake announcements from the pilot with

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<v Speaker 5>that weird accent.

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<v Speaker 2>What was do you want to do more those?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, we have pool. There's a female pilot. Oh okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>uh poo. By the way, what are you bringing the

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<v Speaker 4>beer in plastic baggies? I'm gonna bring it in a cooler. Dude,

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<v Speaker 4>what do you mean you're.

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<v Speaker 2>Gonna tote that cooler around? I am you still have

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<v Speaker 2>one of my coolers, don't you. I don't know, Yeah

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<v Speaker 2>you do. I think it's I think it's actually it. Josie.

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<v Speaker 2>My wife's furious.

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<v Speaker 1>Is she really it's gonna sue you. Yeah, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have I'm gonna have her suit.

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<v Speaker 2>K T. I have nothing to do with it. So

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<v Speaker 2>bring it on, you know. I don't know if I

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<v Speaker 2>got it back or it's it.

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<v Speaker 1>Josie here, all tech solution, find out what we need

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<v Speaker 1>that we're gonna bring it. I'm bringing roller down in

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<v Speaker 1>your cooler.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, But what if we get Josie to uh go

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<v Speaker 5>on a vacation far away and then bring us some

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<v Speaker 5>albums and we're just spinning albums like Frisbees into the

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<v Speaker 5>crowd at the Saint Patty's Day parade.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it. That'd be good. Yeah. Do we play

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of outfield on the Eagle?

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<v Speaker 5>Not? Really? That was a good joke by Ben. Why

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<v Speaker 5>did they name their band that? Yeah, they held shagging flies?

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<v Speaker 2>What do we call it?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but we're all outfielders, bullpen.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>Bring whatever you're bringing, seriously, let me know, because last

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<v Speaker 4>year it was just panic. You know, you're stealing drinks

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<v Speaker 4>from everyone, but then you realize.

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<v Speaker 2>What's we're moving?

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<v Speaker 4>We really don't have beer, So we had some brave

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<v Speaker 4>warriors off the truck and run into a liquor store.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait in line, get it, ketch up to the float.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll make sure you need to be prepared. Yeah, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm bringing a huge cooler. I'm bringing Ben's cooler that

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<v Speaker 1>I never returned to him, and he'll be stocked with

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<v Speaker 1>a roller town isn't Is this.

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<v Speaker 5>The one year anniversary of the Great Bo Roberts being injured?

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<v Speaker 2>It is? Was it at this same parade?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>What did he do? Do he jump off a float?

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<v Speaker 2>He fell down a whale or something? I'm not sure

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<v Speaker 2>what happened.

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<v Speaker 6>No, he did something simple, like just jumping off the

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<v Speaker 6>float like you wouldn't expect it to hurt him.

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<v Speaker 2>That bad, I thought.

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<v Speaker 1>If I remember correctly, it was afterwards and he tried

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<v Speaker 1>Like he thought he was a kid in high school

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<v Speaker 2>And he is a badass, though I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, he had double Kyrie yre than we are.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I just I don't doubt that. But I also

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<v Speaker 1>don't jump on stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>I usually walked beside the truck and you know, just

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<v Speaker 5>I thought Ao pushed him down a flight of stairs

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<v Speaker 2>To show last story.

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<v Speaker 1>And when he handed him a mask with the neuro

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, one should have to deal with the virus. You

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<v Speaker 5>I do.

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<v Speaker 4>R Kelly says he's written twenty five albums since his incarceration.

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<v Speaker 1>He had to reset that, Yeah, to really underscore the

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<v Speaker 1>cleverness of the reference.

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<v Speaker 4>So when I he sang a couple of his songs

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<v Speaker 4>on a podcast called Inmate T with A and P. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>So if you're in a prison, even a big prison

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<v Speaker 1>You do podcasts sound it's inmates with a lot of testosterone.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, put his inmate t.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a couple gals who interview inmates. Apparently all right,

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<v Speaker 4>he says he's written twenty five albums. I'm like, okay,

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<v Speaker 4>you don't have to manually release them. The record label

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<v Speaker 4>that you were on or someone you know can release

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<v Speaker 2>Well, where's he gonna record exactly?

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<v Speaker 1>There's there's been rappers before they've recorded verses from prison.

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<v Speaker 2>Over the phone and they just putt or whatever. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>So yeah, he's uh, twenty five albums coming from him.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know when he gets out. He's in a

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<v Speaker 2>thirty year sentence.

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<v Speaker 5>So he could his fan base get over his horrible

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<v Speaker 5>acts to like still support his music.

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<v Speaker 4>Absolutely. Yeah, you can get over anything if you try

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<v Speaker 4>hard enough.

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<v Speaker 5>That's a good point. That's a good She's marking it

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<v Speaker 5>a couple of the army hammer stuff though. Yeah, Now

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<v Speaker 5>is he a twin? No, he played a twin, but

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<v Speaker 5>I wanted that too, because he played the twin in

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<v Speaker 5>the Facebook movie That Twins.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, twins. I want him to be a twin. I

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<v Speaker 5>Why because it just makes it more convenient for me

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<v Speaker 5>to to deal with him.

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<v Speaker 4>I'd like to deal with him. He's not around. No,

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<v Speaker 4>I agree with Skin on this. I'm gonna consider them

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<v Speaker 4>twins from now on. There's a couple other actors I

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<v Speaker 4>would like to be twins. I'll probably bring that list

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<v Speaker 4>to the show tomorrow. Five actors I wish they were twins.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, what about that whole fantasy of hooking up with twins, I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, that's commercials. Yeah, it's yeah, it's like, what is

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<v Speaker 2>who is that?

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<v Speaker 1>There's a there's a really funny old Bill Hicks routine

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<v Speaker 1>about double your Pleasure double mcgum. He's like, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>fantasizing about gum right now.

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<v Speaker 2>As those two.

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<v Speaker 1>Twins I'm walking up, they're singing to double your Pleasure. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean they're leaning in and that's the way we

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to end the show too.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, thank you for hanging out with us.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll never forget the time Kat looked at those twins

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<v Speaker 1>chewing that gum and he said.

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<v Speaker 2>Burn my tongue on a Texas twinkie.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, hey dude, Damn Christina's gonna stick around and play music.

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<v Speaker 1>Next tryed here on ninety seven point one The Eagle.

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<v Speaker 2>There you going well, my sack pack, dude, God bless Jesus.