Speaker 1: It is the Ben and Skin Show ninety one point
Speaker 1: one the Eagle. Thanks for hanging out with us this afternoon.
Speaker 1: This segment right her is brought to you by Rollertown
Speaker 1: Beer Works. That's the brewery up there in Solina that
Speaker 1: Ben and I are partners in, and we want you
Speaker 1: to know all about the big Saint Patti's Day Festival
Speaker 1: at Rollertown this Saturday. It's gonna be awesome. It's the
Speaker 1: return of the Irish, which is our Irish dry stout.
Speaker 1: We do port nitro style and it is awesome. One
Speaker 1: of my favorite beers of the year. Then Saturday Night
Speaker 1: Petty cash Band starting at five thirty and we're gonna
Speaker 1: have three food trucks there on.
Speaker 2: Saturday, big doings. We got shot.
Speaker 1: You gotta check out the Texas car bombs. But so
Speaker 1: many great things going on. Make your Saint Patti's Day
Speaker 1: Party happening at Rollertown this Saturday.
Speaker 2: It's going to be magical. But right now it's time for.
Speaker 3: This Wasted Days in Wasted Night all right, new segment
Speaker 3: Wasted Days, Wasted Nights.
Speaker 4: I have some stories about waste. Three stories about waste
Speaker 4: getting wasted or human waste. Now I will say that
Speaker 4: was a callback and really a shout out to my
Speaker 4: cousin who we we used to do, you know, home video,
Speaker 4: you know, recorder thing going on.
Speaker 2: We did a sketch comedy show called Wasted Days.
Speaker 5: Okay, that was a callback. That was a special inside
Speaker 5: joke for four people.
Speaker 4: From only Thought Freddy Fender would thought that cheer every
Speaker 4: one Now. Skin used to have a segment podcast on
Speaker 4: iHeart about this called Fecal Matters. Is this gonna be
Speaker 4: better or worse than that?
Speaker 2: I still do it?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: You do?
Speaker 2: I do it with Uh? I do with that guy
Speaker 2: now that played Erkle?
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh Jamil, Yeah, I do it Jamilah because we're
Speaker 1: because he had he has a show called Family Matters
Speaker 1: and he wanted to be a part of it. So
Speaker 1: now it's Fecal Matters with Jamil that dude who played Erkele.
Speaker 2: So you are doing like a.
Speaker 4: Family Matters show recap companion podcast where you also talk
Speaker 4: about your latest deuces.
Speaker 2: Yes, terrible. Would you'll like to start in Florida to
Speaker 2: ford them? Yeah? Doctor feels like something we can use forever.
Speaker 2: I love Florida.
Speaker 4: Doctor Bawla. He's fifty nine. He has admitted to vandalizing
Speaker 4: a rival medical practice with urine. So his uh he
Speaker 4: a little business dispute with another doctor, doctor Dylan Denesh,
Speaker 4: and doctor Bala was caught on surveillance camera dowsing his
Speaker 4: office doors with a foul smelling liquid on two occasions,
Speaker 4: also known as urine urine.
Speaker 1: Okay, do you guys remember I don't remember where it was,
Speaker 1: but we had a story before, but it was with
Speaker 1: actual deuces and bags.
Speaker 2: Do you remember this? Oh, kids throwing lit bags.
Speaker 1: It was like rival businesses where they caught each other
Speaker 1: on camera. This might have been in the freak days
Speaker 1: that we did this story where I think it was
Speaker 1: rival might have been doctors. I don't recall, but you
Speaker 1: know we see stories like this on occasion.
Speaker 6: Yeah, maybe we choose to forget them because they're so gross.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd love to remember a Pooh war, but you know,
Speaker 4: this could have became a urine war. But doctor Denesh,
Speaker 4: you know, he he restrained himself. But I do love
Speaker 4: that doctors who are seen as the highest of the highest,
Speaker 4: seven years of college and all that stuff, are doing
Speaker 4: things that you might see a like a college campus.
Speaker 2: We're just kind of let's.
Speaker 4: Go and do something to the statue at that university
Speaker 4: or you know, high school prank wars or whatever.
Speaker 2: We get doctors doing that now, and I like that.
Speaker 6: Sorry, Ben, did he do it like in a testing cup?
Speaker 6: Because you said he just poured it on there? He
Speaker 6: didn't actually just I.
Speaker 5: Think he had a bucket, a full bucket, so he's
Speaker 5: collecting it, eating asparagus and saving it. I don't know
Speaker 5: why anybody would think you could get away with anything
Speaker 5: in this day and age.
Speaker 2: There's cameras everywhere, right, Yeah, no, that's true. But he
Speaker 2: was lit.
Speaker 4: He might have been hammered too, but I know he
Speaker 4: was mad at the guy for whatever reason.
Speaker 2: And uh, you know all it is though, if you.
Speaker 4: Were going to go pour a bud of urine on
Speaker 4: any business's doors, this is what it would cost you
Speaker 4: in Florida, that's all. That's seven thousand dollars fine in
Speaker 4: twenty hours of community service.
Speaker 2: You would even go to jail for it.
Speaker 1: That's not right. I have no idea on the scale
Speaker 1: of punishment. I mean that would deter me from doing it.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't want to pay seven thousand dollars to pour
Speaker 1: a bucket of urine on something unless well I'll just
Speaker 1: leave it at that.
Speaker 4: And Lord knows you don't have twenty hours to be
Speaker 4: doing community service, right.
Speaker 5: How do you transport that bucket around too? Are you
Speaker 5: putting foil on top of it?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 4: I think in the moment, if you're adrenaline is high enough,
Speaker 4: you really don't care if it's splashing on you a
Speaker 4: little bit.
Speaker 2: It's like you're in it too.
Speaker 5: The there's few things that smell worse in the world
Speaker 5: than you're in. I mean, really, it's just so bad
Speaker 5: kind of urine you get going on there, no matter
Speaker 5: what it is, like if you've had dogs or cats.
Speaker 1: Okay, cat urine is cat urines undefiled? Oh yeah, cat
Speaker 1: your weapon though? That's all they got right their calls.
Speaker 1: I guess, like if your dog is paying in the house,
Speaker 1: it sucks. If your cat's peeing in the house, you
Speaker 1: won't be able to sell your house.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 4: Well, I chose to do this segment last, so we
Speaker 4: were going to run anybody off because these are again
Speaker 4: waste stories.
Speaker 2: So closer to dinner time.
Speaker 4: Okay, if you're thinking about it that way, some people
Speaker 4: are having some really early dinners and that's good.
Speaker 2: You should eat, you know, a way before you go
Speaker 2: to bed old people ate Like three hours ago.
Speaker 4: Last week, we had a flight out of Air India.
Speaker 4: Air India was flying well, flying two Chicago right, and
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, they're flying from Chicago back to.
Speaker 2: Delhi in India. Right, Can you start over?
Speaker 4: Air India is going, you know, from Chicago two back
Speaker 4: back to India. KA big long flight. Three hundred pastors
Speaker 4: on there. Had to make an emergency U turn though,
Speaker 4: as eight of the plane's twelve toilets became clogged.
Speaker 2: That's a long flight with a bunch of backed up deuce. Dude.
Speaker 3: It was a.
Speaker 4: Fourteen and a half hour flight and this happened about
Speaker 4: four and a half hours into it. So do you
Speaker 4: have to face the question do you just ten more
Speaker 4: hours to the destination or four and a half hours
Speaker 4: back to Chicago.
Speaker 5: That's a nine hour investment that's cashed four and a
Speaker 5: half hours each way, nine hours in that you'll never
Speaker 5: get back.
Speaker 2: I think you power through the deuce and you get there.
Speaker 2: I think so too.
Speaker 1: If there's let's do the math on this, there's three
Speaker 1: hundred passengers over fourteen hours. I mean at least one
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty I've then we're taken a deuce.
Speaker 4: Hey, and four of the toilets were you know, working
Speaker 4: for now. You have that for now, so.
Speaker 6: Yand to pee you could at least pee. That's when
Speaker 6: I would panic. I would have pea panic and be
Speaker 6: like Cob, we got to turn back immediately.
Speaker 2: Man. You know we saw that panic at a Saint
Speaker 2: Patty's Day praade.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I learned my lessons.
Speaker 2: She jumped out of a moving car.
Speaker 6: It really is something like if I'm trapped somewhere, I
Speaker 6: just out of nowhere, I have to pee.
Speaker 2: I respect.
Speaker 6: It was the worst time ever.
Speaker 2: I thought you're gonna say, I have to get out.
Speaker 2: I know, I have to go pee.
Speaker 1: If our listeners would like to see Christina jump out
Speaker 1: of a moving car, come down in Saint Patti's Day
Speaker 1: Parade on Greenville Avenue, we will be there on the
Speaker 1: ninety seven point one the Eagle Float on Saturday.
Speaker 2: It's true. I'm looking forward to that. The weather is
Speaker 2: looking very nice. I'm bringing a cooler full of a
Speaker 2: roller town. Please. We're invested in Kat.
Speaker 5: You were doing the fake announcements from the pilot with
Speaker 5: that weird accent.
Speaker 2: What was do you want to do more those?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we have pool. There's a female pilot. Oh okay, yeah,
Speaker 4: uh poo. By the way, what are you bringing the
Speaker 4: beer in plastic baggies? I'm gonna bring it in a cooler. Dude,
Speaker 4: what do you mean you're.
Speaker 2: Gonna tote that cooler around? I am you still have
Speaker 2: one of my coolers, don't you. I don't know, Yeah
Speaker 2: you do. I think it's I think it's actually it. Josie.
Speaker 2: My wife's furious.
Speaker 1: Is she really it's gonna sue you. Yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have I'm gonna have her suit.
Speaker 2: K T. I have nothing to do with it. So
Speaker 2: bring it on, you know. I don't know if I
Speaker 2: got it back or it's it.
Speaker 1: Josie here, all tech solution, find out what we need
Speaker 1: that we're gonna bring it. I'm bringing roller down in
Speaker 1: your cooler.
Speaker 5: Okay, But what if we get Josie to uh go
Speaker 5: on a vacation far away and then bring us some
Speaker 5: albums and we're just spinning albums like Frisbees into the
Speaker 5: crowd at the Saint Patty's Day parade.
Speaker 2: I love it. That'd be good. Yeah. Do we play
Speaker 2: a lot of outfield on the Eagle?
Speaker 5: Not? Really? That was a good joke by Ben. Why
Speaker 5: did they name their band that? Yeah, they held shagging flies?
Speaker 2: What do we call it?
Speaker 5: Yeah, but we're all outfielders, bullpen.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Bring whatever you're bringing, seriously, let me know, because last
Speaker 4: year it was just panic. You know, you're stealing drinks
Speaker 4: from everyone, but then you realize.
Speaker 2: What's we're moving?
Speaker 4: We really don't have beer, So we had some brave
Speaker 4: warriors off the truck and run into a liquor store.
Speaker 2: Wait in line, get it, ketch up to the float.
Speaker 1: I'll make sure you need to be prepared. Yeah, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm bringing a huge cooler. I'm bringing Ben's cooler that
Speaker 1: I never returned to him, and he'll be stocked with
Speaker 1: a roller town isn't Is this.
Speaker 5: The one year anniversary of the Great Bo Roberts being injured?
Speaker 2: It is? Was it at this same parade?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: What did he do? Do he jump off a float?
Speaker 2: He fell down a whale or something? I'm not sure
Speaker 2: what happened.
Speaker 6: No, he did something simple, like just jumping off the
Speaker 6: float like you wouldn't expect it to hurt him.
Speaker 2: That bad, I thought.
Speaker 1: If I remember correctly, it was afterwards and he tried
Speaker 1: to jump over a little cement ravine at his elevated age,
Speaker 1: Like he thought he was a kid in high school
Speaker 1: that could run and jump over a ravine.
Speaker 2: And he is a badass, though I don't know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he had double Kyrie yre than we are.
Speaker 1: No, I just I don't doubt that. But I also
Speaker 1: reasonably know what not to do. Yeah, to hurt myself, right,
Speaker 1: don't jump on stuff.
Speaker 4: I usually walked beside the truck and you know, just
Speaker 4: run around and shake hands and take jello shots from
Speaker 4: all the people out him.
Speaker 5: I thought Ao pushed him down a flight of stairs
Speaker 5: because he wanted.
Speaker 2: To show last story.
Speaker 1: And when he handed him a mask with the neuro
Speaker 1: virus on it, wear this to protect yourself.
Speaker 2: Oh, one should have to deal with the virus. You
Speaker 2: don't make jokes about it.
Speaker 5: I do.
Speaker 4: R Kelly says he's written twenty five albums since his incarceration.
Speaker 4: In this second new segment called Wasted Days, it's about
Speaker 4: waste Okay.
Speaker 1: He had to reset that, Yeah, to really underscore the
Speaker 1: cleverness of the reference.
Speaker 4: So when I he sang a couple of his songs
Speaker 4: on a podcast called Inmate T with A and P. Yeah,
Speaker 4: So if you're in a prison, even a big prison
Speaker 4: like he's in.
Speaker 1: You do podcasts sound it's inmates with a lot of testosterone.
Speaker 2: Uh, put his inmate t.
Speaker 4: It's a couple gals who interview inmates. Apparently all right,
Speaker 4: he says he's written twenty five albums. I'm like, okay,
Speaker 4: you don't have to manually release them. The record label
Speaker 4: that you were on or someone you know can release
Speaker 4: these records.
Speaker 2: Well, where's he gonna record exactly?
Speaker 6: There's not a production studio down there too.
Speaker 2: I think there might be. Yeah, there might be a
Speaker 2: podcast studio. I think they could do.
Speaker 1: There's there's been rappers before they've recorded verses from prison.
Speaker 2: Over the phone and they just putt or whatever. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So yeah, he's uh, twenty five albums coming from him.
Speaker 2: I don't know when he gets out. He's in a
Speaker 2: thirty year sentence.
Speaker 5: So he could his fan base get over his horrible
Speaker 5: acts to like still support his music.
Speaker 4: Absolutely. Yeah, you can get over anything if you try
Speaker 4: hard enough.
Speaker 5: That's a good point. That's a good She's marking it
Speaker 5: a couple of the army hammer stuff though. Yeah, Now
Speaker 5: is he a twin? No, he played a twin, but
Speaker 5: I wanted that too, because he played the twin in
Speaker 5: the Facebook movie That Twins.
Speaker 2: Yeah, twins. I want him to be a twin. I
Speaker 2: do too.
Speaker 5: Why because it just makes it more convenient for me
Speaker 5: to to deal with him.
Speaker 4: I'd like to deal with him. He's not around. No,
Speaker 4: I agree with Skin on this. I'm gonna consider them
Speaker 4: twins from now on. There's a couple other actors I
Speaker 4: would like to be twins. I'll probably bring that list
Speaker 4: to the show tomorrow. Five actors I wish they were twins.
Speaker 5: Okay, what about that whole fantasy of hooking up with twins, I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, that's commercials. Yeah, it's yeah, it's like, what is
Speaker 2: who is that?
Speaker 1: There's a there's a really funny old Bill Hicks routine
Speaker 1: about double your Pleasure double mcgum. He's like, I'm not
Speaker 1: fantasizing about gum right now.
Speaker 2: As those two.
Speaker 1: Twins I'm walking up, they're singing to double your Pleasure. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean they're leaning in and that's the way we
Speaker 1: wanted to end the show too.
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you for hanging out with us.
Speaker 1: I'll never forget the time Kat looked at those twins
Speaker 1: chewing that gum and he said.
Speaker 2: Burn my tongue on a Texas twinkie.
Speaker 1: Hey, hey dude, Damn Christina's gonna stick around and play music.
Speaker 1: Next tryed here on ninety seven point one The Eagle.
Speaker 2: There you going well, my sack pack, dude, God bless Jesus.