Speaker 1: Caalaroga Shark Media.
Speaker 2: If you have not voted yet, hit pause and go vote.
Speaker 2: Why are you listening to a dumb comedy podcast. Hi,
Speaker 2: I'm Johnny Mack with your daily company news. Go vote,
Speaker 2: It's super important. Jerry Seinfeld has blasted his children's former
Speaker 2: private school, why because they said they would allow emotionally
Speaker 2: distressed kids to take the day after the election off.
Speaker 2: According to The Daily Mail, children attending the Ethical Culture
Speaker 2: Fieldston School, which costs sixty five, five hundred and forty
Speaker 2: dollars a year in fees, children will be allowed to
Speaker 2: excuse themselves from classes. Further report, an email titled Election
Speaker 2: Day Support, the principal said it acknowledges that this may
Speaker 2: be a high stakes and emotional time for children. The email,
Speaker 2: seen by The New York Times adds, no matter the
Speaker 2: election outcome, the school will create space to students with
Speaker 2: the sport they may need. Jerry spoke to The New
Speaker 2: York Times and said decisions like that irritated his family
Speaker 2: and forced them to transfer his son out. He said,
Speaker 2: this is why the kids hated it. What kind of
Speaker 2: lies if these people live that makes them think this
Speaker 2: is the right way to handle young people? To courage
Speaker 2: them the buckle. This is the lesson they're providing front
Speaker 2: golly sums of money. Absences will be allowed on Wednesday
Speaker 2: or whenever the full election results are announced. Kids, you
Speaker 2: might be out of school for two months. Please vote,
Speaker 2: Vote for somebody. Please vote. John Oliver got emotional during
Speaker 2: last week. Tonight, Oliver said elections alone aren't efficient for
Speaker 2: large scale change, but they're absolutely necessary for it to
Speaker 2: ever happen, because it's the day you essentially get to
Speaker 2: choose who you'd prefer to be pushing for the next
Speaker 2: four years and where you'll be pushing them from. Oliver
Speaker 2: got teary eyed and said, look, I love this country.
Speaker 2: I'm an immigrant, I chose to be here. In the
Speaker 2: words of the late great Lee Greenwood, I'm proud to
Speaker 2: be an American, and I'd argue there's nothing more American
Speaker 2: than having a healthy adversarial relationship with those in power,
Speaker 2: even if you voted for them. A clip of Ricky
Speaker 2: Gervas went viral. Jervas posted this back when I swapped
Speaker 2: out Biden for Harris. Here's Ricky, Hi, guys, Ricky g
Speaker 2: here wellness and beauty influencer.
Speaker 1: As a celebrity, I know all about stuff like science
Speaker 1: and politics, so trust me when I tell you who
Speaker 1: you should vote for. If you don't vote the right way,
Speaker 1: it's like a hate crime. And that makes me sad
Speaker 1: and angry and I'll leave the country, and you don't
Speaker 1: want that.
Speaker 2: Looking at to tomorrow, I don't know what time of
Speaker 2: day the episode's coming out right now. I have nothing
Speaker 2: for tomorrow. I kind of want to react to whatever
Speaker 2: happens tonight. So if the comedians are out saying stuff,
Speaker 2: I'll bang out an episode. You know. If we get
Speaker 2: late into the evening tonight, I might wait and wake
Speaker 2: up and record something. So if you don't have an
Speaker 2: episode at three am Eastern, you'll have one around eight
Speaker 2: am Eastern would be the backup plan. But I'm not
Speaker 2: sure what's going to happen yet. The Daily Show will
Speaker 2: be live tonight. John Stewart and his team are prepared
Speaker 2: for a quote no resolution outcome. Ronnie Chang, Jordan Klepper,
Speaker 2: Michael Costa, and Desi Leidik will join John Stewart providing
Speaker 2: updates and analysis on the election, as well as tips
Speaker 2: on surviving the post election breakdown of society. The special
Speaker 2: will run for an hour oh I thought you guys
Speaker 2: are going to go all night, Come on, go all in,
Speaker 2: Come on, John Stewart, go all in an hour the
Speaker 2: official title, as Comedy Central continues to have terrible titles.
Speaker 2: The Daily Show presents a live election night special with
Speaker 2: John Stewart, Colin in Decision twenty twenty four colon nothing
Speaker 2: we can do about it Now. The special simulcast on MTV,
Speaker 2: Paramount Network, TV Land, CMT Pop and Logo. Jimmy Kimmel
Speaker 2: was on with Joe Scarborough recently and said, I kind
Speaker 2: of have to think through what I might say the
Speaker 2: next day, the next bit the next day being tomorrow
Speaker 2: to you and I because you know you're gonna have
Speaker 2: to be up the next morning talking about what happened
Speaker 2: or what didn't happen, and what message do you want
Speaker 2: to send to people watch the show. Most of my
Speaker 2: shows aren't important. That one seems a little bit more
Speaker 2: important than others because I do have a lot of
Speaker 2: people kind of asking me what I think and going
Speaker 2: along with what I think, and it's a big responsibility.
Speaker 2: I don't feel like I'm mentally prepared for the possibility
Speaker 2: of a loss for Kamala Harris. I'm not ready for it.
Speaker 2: I have to get there when I'm ready for either
Speaker 2: scenario or for no scenario, which might be the case
Speaker 2: for several days. Who knows. None of my writers can
Speaker 2: figure out my take on this. I have to tell
Speaker 2: them what it is. As for the interview he's most
Speaker 2: looking forward to, he says, interviewing President Kamala Harris the
Speaker 2: last laugh. Asked Seth Myers, is a part of you
Speaker 2: like the idea of Trump as president? Don't you kind
Speaker 2: of want him to win because it gives you more material?
Speaker 2: Seth said, I can only tell you the tension left
Speaker 2: my body when Biden officially one was palpable, and that
Speaker 2: slow creep of the tension back into my bones has
Speaker 2: not been enjoyable, because again, this one could be worse,
Speaker 2: and the fact that it's so close as bad. And
Speaker 2: by the way I think we should be talking about him,
Speaker 2: it's not a crutch for me. It's the guy who
Speaker 2: has either had or been runner up to the most
Speaker 2: powerful position in the world. So I'm never like, what
Speaker 2: is it about him that I just can't quit? I
Speaker 2: know what it is, and yet I can't really stress enough.
Speaker 2: And again I'm assuming he's a big fan of this podcast.
Speaker 2: But if he went away, I wouldn't even reference him.
Speaker 2: He'd be retired from the show. The day decides to
Speaker 2: get out of this SETH said, we're not gonna go live.
Speaker 2: I don't think we're going to know much tonight. One
Speaker 2: thing we recently did, which we enjoyed a great deal,
Speaker 2: is a live prime time closer look about the debate.
Speaker 2: But we did it the next day, and for us,
Speaker 2: having twenty four hours to do both a closer look
Speaker 2: about the debate and the reaction of the debate was thrilling.
Speaker 2: So going live was great. Going live moments after the
Speaker 2: dust settles or while it's settling. That's a skill other
Speaker 2: shows of some in their very depth at but we
Speaker 2: have not historically found that we've landed that plane in
Speaker 2: a way that was worth it. As for who wins,
Speaker 2: I think the show will be fine in either way.
Speaker 2: I think if I spent too much time living and
Speaker 2: planning for two different futures, it will just take a
Speaker 2: lot out of me. And you know, myself and they
Speaker 2: had writers. We're all improvisers. We came from an improv
Speaker 2: background and then we learned how to write. And so
Speaker 2: I think what we like most is the yes ending
Speaker 2: to the president, and so I'm just going to stay
Speaker 2: on our toes and knowing that whether we're happy or sad,
Speaker 2: it's better to have the show than not. So it'd
Speaker 2: be cathartic either way to be doing a shit on
Speaker 2: election day and the day after and the day after
Speaker 2: and the day after. Michael Barry was a monologue writer
Speaker 2: for Carson. He told Late Night or I think if
Speaker 2: Johnny were working today, he would definitely dive in. I
Speaker 2: think it'd be offended and angered by Trump. Johnny was
Speaker 2: the epitome of decorum and good manners and Midwestern reticence,
Speaker 2: and Trump is the antithesis of that. But Johnny was
Speaker 2: sometimes motivated by anger. He'd see something in the paper
Speaker 2: that would make him angry, and he'd call him the
Speaker 2: writer and say, let's do something on this. Late Night
Speaker 2: er asked, would Johnny Carson go as far as chemic
Speaker 2: Colbert Myers and fallon? Barry said, all these guys are
Speaker 2: doing jokes, I can picture Johnny doing. He got a
Speaker 2: lot of mileage out of Nixon Watergate. Some people would
Speaker 2: just tick him off. He'd channel that into his comedy.
Speaker 2: Comedians work a lot based on anger, Comedy Dynamics has
Speaker 2: shared a trailer for Tony Rock Rock the World. It's
Speaker 2: out today as a video special on album Form. On
Speaker 2: the eighth, they share a trailer. I pulled it. I
Speaker 2: was ripping the audio and I was going to comment
Speaker 2: on how long it takes Tony Rock to even get
Speaker 2: to anything resembling a punchline, and I was a minute
Speaker 2: five seconds in and I realized, I can't play this
Speaker 2: on my podcast. You guys would be like, what is
Speaker 2: he doing? What happened to the jokes? So no trailer
Speaker 2: from me. It took a long time to get going.
Speaker 2: Tony Rock Rock the World sees Tony Rock offer a
Speaker 2: fresh take on post pandemic life, covering black culture, gender
Speaker 2: and relationships. Tony Rock told Deadline this project has been
Speaker 2: a monumental endeavor, crafted during countless nights of brainstorming or
Speaker 2: rewriting and perfecting every single bit. This isn't just a show.
Speaker 2: It's a milestone in my career, and I believe it's
Speaker 2: some of my best work yet. If the name sounds familiar,
Speaker 2: Tony Rock's brother is Chris Tony Rock, also famous for
Speaker 2: being slapped by the brother of Will Smith. The Plano
Speaker 2: Comedy Festival, the largest comedy festival in North Texas, is back.
Speaker 2: They're back today, guys. Today's not a great day for
Speaker 2: news coverage and tomorrow's worse. Did the election sneak up
Speaker 2: on you? Why would you do this? Today? Headliners include
Speaker 2: More Jonasi, Don McMillan, Sarah Colonna, Mike Vickiones, Cipha Sounds,
Speaker 2: Paul Varghese, Linda Stagner, Kalona Spiller, Kareth Foster I worked
Speaker 2: with Kareth many years ago, Merlin Award winner The Magic
Speaker 2: of Eric Eaton, and Brad Upton, who claims to have
Speaker 2: the second most watched comedy special on the planet. And
Speaker 2: that is your comedy needs for today. Please vote, see
Speaker 2: you tomorrow.