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<v Speaker 1>Caalaroga Shark Media.

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<v Speaker 2>If you have not voted yet, hit pause and go vote.

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<v Speaker 2>Why are you listening to a dumb comedy podcast. Hi,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Johnny Mack with your daily company news. Go vote,

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<v Speaker 2>It's super important. Jerry Seinfeld has blasted his children's former

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<v Speaker 2>private school, why because they said they would allow emotionally

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<v Speaker 2>distressed kids to take the day after the election off.

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<v Speaker 2>According to The Daily Mail, children attending the Ethical Culture

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<v Speaker 2>Fieldston School, which costs sixty five, five hundred and forty

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<v Speaker 2>dollars a year in fees, children will be allowed to

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<v Speaker 2>excuse themselves from classes. Further report, an email titled Election

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<v Speaker 2>Day Support, the principal said it acknowledges that this may

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<v Speaker 2>be a high stakes and emotional time for children. The email,

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<v Speaker 2>seen by The New York Times adds, no matter the

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<v Speaker 2>election outcome, the school will create space to students with

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<v Speaker 2>the sport they may need. Jerry spoke to The New

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<v Speaker 2>York Times and said decisions like that irritated his family

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<v Speaker 2>and forced them to transfer his son out. He said,

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<v Speaker 2>this is why the kids hated it. What kind of

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<v Speaker 2>lies if these people live that makes them think this

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<v Speaker 2>is the right way to handle young people? To courage

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<v Speaker 2>them the buckle. This is the lesson they're providing front

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<v Speaker 2>golly sums of money. Absences will be allowed on Wednesday

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<v Speaker 2>or whenever the full election results are announced. Kids, you

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<v Speaker 2>might be out of school for two months. Please vote,

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<v Speaker 2>Vote for somebody. Please vote. John Oliver got emotional during

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<v Speaker 2>last week. Tonight, Oliver said elections alone aren't efficient for

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<v Speaker 2>large scale change, but they're absolutely necessary for it to

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<v Speaker 2>ever happen, because it's the day you essentially get to

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<v Speaker 2>choose who you'd prefer to be pushing for the next

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<v Speaker 2>four years and where you'll be pushing them from. Oliver

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<v Speaker 2>got teary eyed and said, look, I love this country.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm an immigrant, I chose to be here. In the

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<v Speaker 2>words of the late great Lee Greenwood, I'm proud to

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<v Speaker 2>be an American, and I'd argue there's nothing more American

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<v Speaker 2>than having a healthy adversarial relationship with those in power,

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<v Speaker 2>even if you voted for them. A clip of Ricky

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<v Speaker 2>Gervas went viral. Jervas posted this back when I swapped

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<v Speaker 2>out Biden for Harris. Here's Ricky, Hi, guys, Ricky g

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<v Speaker 2>here wellness and beauty influencer.

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<v Speaker 1>As a celebrity, I know all about stuff like science

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<v Speaker 1>and politics, so trust me when I tell you who

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<v Speaker 1>you should vote for. If you don't vote the right way,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like a hate crime. And that makes me sad

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<v Speaker 1>and angry and I'll leave the country, and you don't

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<v Speaker 1>want that.

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<v Speaker 2>Looking at to tomorrow, I don't know what time of

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<v Speaker 2>day the episode's coming out right now. I have nothing

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<v Speaker 2>for tomorrow. I kind of want to react to whatever

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<v Speaker 2>happens tonight. So if the comedians are out saying stuff,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll bang out an episode. You know. If we get

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<v Speaker 2>late into the evening tonight, I might wait and wake

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<v Speaker 2>up and record something. So if you don't have an

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<v Speaker 2>episode at three am Eastern, you'll have one around eight

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<v Speaker 2>am Eastern would be the backup plan. But I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>sure what's going to happen yet. The Daily Show will

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<v Speaker 2>be live tonight. John Stewart and his team are prepared

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<v Speaker 2>for a quote no resolution outcome. Ronnie Chang, Jordan Klepper,

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<v Speaker 2>Michael Costa, and Desi Leidik will join John Stewart providing

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<v Speaker 2>updates and analysis on the election, as well as tips

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<v Speaker 2>on surviving the post election breakdown of society. The special

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<v Speaker 2>will run for an hour oh I thought you guys

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<v Speaker 2>are going to go all night, Come on, go all in,

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, John Stewart, go all in an hour the

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<v Speaker 2>official title, as Comedy Central continues to have terrible titles.

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<v Speaker 2>The Daily Show presents a live election night special with

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<v Speaker 2>John Stewart, Colin in Decision twenty twenty four colon nothing

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<v Speaker 2>we can do about it Now. The special simulcast on MTV,

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<v Speaker 2>Paramount Network, TV Land, CMT Pop and Logo. Jimmy Kimmel

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<v Speaker 2>was on with Joe Scarborough recently and said, I kind

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<v Speaker 2>of have to think through what I might say the

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<v Speaker 2>next day, the next bit the next day being tomorrow

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<v Speaker 2>to you and I because you know you're gonna have

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<v Speaker 2>to be up the next morning talking about what happened

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<v Speaker 2>or what didn't happen, and what message do you want

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<v Speaker 2>to send to people watch the show. Most of my

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<v Speaker 2>shows aren't important. That one seems a little bit more

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<v Speaker 2>important than others because I do have a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>people kind of asking me what I think and going

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<v Speaker 2>along with what I think, and it's a big responsibility.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't feel like I'm mentally prepared for the possibility

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<v Speaker 2>of a loss for Kamala Harris. I'm not ready for it.

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<v Speaker 2>I have to get there when I'm ready for either

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<v Speaker 2>scenario or for no scenario, which might be the case

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<v Speaker 2>for several days. Who knows. None of my writers can

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<v Speaker 2>figure out my take on this. I have to tell

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<v Speaker 2>them what it is. As for the interview he's most

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<v Speaker 2>looking forward to, he says, interviewing President Kamala Harris the

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<v Speaker 2>last laugh. Asked Seth Myers, is a part of you

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<v Speaker 2>like the idea of Trump as president? Don't you kind

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<v Speaker 2>of want him to win because it gives you more material?

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<v Speaker 2>Seth said, I can only tell you the tension left

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<v Speaker 2>my body when Biden officially one was palpable, and that

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<v Speaker 2>slow creep of the tension back into my bones has

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<v Speaker 2>not been enjoyable, because again, this one could be worse,

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<v Speaker 2>and the fact that it's so close as bad. And

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<v Speaker 2>by the way I think we should be talking about him,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not a crutch for me. It's the guy who

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<v Speaker 2>has either had or been runner up to the most

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<v Speaker 2>powerful position in the world. So I'm never like, what

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<v Speaker 2>is it about him that I just can't quit? I

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<v Speaker 2>know what it is, and yet I can't really stress enough.

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<v Speaker 2>And again I'm assuming he's a big fan of this podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>But if he went away, I wouldn't even reference him.

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<v Speaker 2>He'd be retired from the show. The day decides to

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<v Speaker 2>get out of this SETH said, we're not gonna go live.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think we're going to know much tonight. One

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<v Speaker 2>thing we recently did, which we enjoyed a great deal,

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<v Speaker 2>is a live prime time closer look about the debate.

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<v Speaker 2>But we did it the next day, and for us,

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<v Speaker 2>having twenty four hours to do both a closer look

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<v Speaker 2>about the debate and the reaction of the debate was thrilling.

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<v Speaker 2>So going live was great. Going live moments after the

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<v Speaker 2>dust settles or while it's settling. That's a skill other

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<v Speaker 2>shows of some in their very depth at but we

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<v Speaker 2>have not historically found that we've landed that plane in

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<v Speaker 2>a way that was worth it. As for who wins,

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<v Speaker 2>I think the show will be fine in either way.

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<v Speaker 2>I think if I spent too much time living and

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<v Speaker 2>planning for two different futures, it will just take a

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<v Speaker 2>lot out of me. And you know, myself and they

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<v Speaker 2>had writers. We're all improvisers. We came from an improv

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<v Speaker 2>background and then we learned how to write. And so

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<v Speaker 2>I think what we like most is the yes ending

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<v Speaker 2>to the president, and so I'm just going to stay

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<v Speaker 2>on our toes and knowing that whether we're happy or sad,

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<v Speaker 2>it's better to have the show than not. So it'd

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<v Speaker 2>be cathartic either way to be doing a shit on

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<v Speaker 2>election day and the day after and the day after

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<v Speaker 2>and the day after. Michael Barry was a monologue writer

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<v Speaker 2>for Carson. He told Late Night or I think if

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<v Speaker 2>Johnny were working today, he would definitely dive in. I

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<v Speaker 2>think it'd be offended and angered by Trump. Johnny was

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<v Speaker 2>the epitome of decorum and good manners and Midwestern reticence,

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<v Speaker 2>and Trump is the antithesis of that. But Johnny was

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<v Speaker 2>sometimes motivated by anger. He'd see something in the paper

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<v Speaker 2>that would make him angry, and he'd call him the

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<v Speaker 2>writer and say, let's do something on this. Late Night

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<v Speaker 2>er asked, would Johnny Carson go as far as chemic

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<v Speaker 2>Colbert Myers and fallon? Barry said, all these guys are

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<v Speaker 2>doing jokes, I can picture Johnny doing. He got a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of mileage out of Nixon Watergate. Some people would

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<v Speaker 2>just tick him off. He'd channel that into his comedy.

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<v Speaker 2>Comedians work a lot based on anger, Comedy Dynamics has

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<v Speaker 2>shared a trailer for Tony Rock Rock the World. It's

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<v Speaker 2>out today as a video special on album Form. On

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<v Speaker 2>the eighth, they share a trailer. I pulled it. I

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<v Speaker 2>was ripping the audio and I was going to comment

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<v Speaker 2>on how long it takes Tony Rock to even get

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<v Speaker 2>to anything resembling a punchline, and I was a minute

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<v Speaker 2>five seconds in and I realized, I can't play this

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<v Speaker 2>on my podcast. You guys would be like, what is

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<v Speaker 2>he doing? What happened to the jokes? So no trailer

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<v Speaker 2>from me. It took a long time to get going.

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<v Speaker 2>Tony Rock Rock the World sees Tony Rock offer a

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<v Speaker 2>fresh take on post pandemic life, covering black culture, gender

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<v Speaker 2>and relationships. Tony Rock told Deadline this project has been

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<v Speaker 2>a monumental endeavor, crafted during countless nights of brainstorming or

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<v Speaker 2>rewriting and perfecting every single bit. This isn't just a show.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a milestone in my career, and I believe it's

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<v Speaker 2>some of my best work yet. If the name sounds familiar,

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<v Speaker 2>Tony Rock's brother is Chris Tony Rock, also famous for

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<v Speaker 2>being slapped by the brother of Will Smith. The Plano

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<v Speaker 2>Comedy Festival, the largest comedy festival in North Texas, is back.

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<v Speaker 2>They're back today, guys. Today's not a great day for

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<v Speaker 2>news coverage and tomorrow's worse. Did the election sneak up

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<v Speaker 2>on you? Why would you do this? Today? Headliners include

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<v Speaker 2>More Jonasi, Don McMillan, Sarah Colonna, Mike Vickiones, Cipha Sounds,

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<v Speaker 2>Paul Varghese, Linda Stagner, Kalona Spiller, Kareth Foster I worked

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<v Speaker 2>with Kareth many years ago, Merlin Award winner The Magic

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<v Speaker 2>of Eric Eaton, and Brad Upton, who claims to have

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<v Speaker 2>the second most watched comedy special on the planet. And

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<v Speaker 2>that is your comedy needs for today. Please vote, see

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<v Speaker 2>you tomorrow.