Speaker 1: Could you do like the flirting and stuff like?
Speaker 2: Would you Well, I'd have to talk with my wife
and see how she right.
Speaker 1: But let's say, let's say like you're completely napalming your
life and you're gonna go be a Sira, right, would
you like? It just seems so exhausting.
Speaker 3: I could, well, Dylan, you know it's your in your twenties.
I could have done this in my twenties.
Speaker 1: Really, yes, because you seem to me like in your
you know, when you've regaled me with stories of your past.
It's it's always been more efficient than this kind of chording.
Speaker 3: Well, Dylan, I I mean it's this is like literally
like a shooting fish in a barrel. You're trapped on
a boat with a bunch of hotties. Come on now
and again, what is it? Lack of options? Oh there's
a quote about it. Anyway, I'm pretty sure i'd score
quite a lot.
Speaker 1: Welcome aboard another brand spanking new episode of another Belodeck podcast.
I gotta tell you listen, Okay, what are you gonna say?
Speaker 3: Dylan brought us in these green things?
Speaker 2: What is this? I have to tell you.
Speaker 3: I typically don't indulge in this type of gluttony during
the week I save it for the weekends.
Speaker 1: You typically don't indulge in a manto macho latte. That's
kind of gluttony.
Speaker 3: Even just the name of it is fancy. Uh huh,
it's green.
Speaker 1: Do you know what gluttony means?
Speaker 3: Gluttony means I'm overdoing it on the food and enjoying
myself like a pig.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I typically don't associate gluttony with yoga mom coffees.
But how are you liking it?
Speaker 3: I'm enjoying it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Do you like it? Yeah?
Speaker 3: It tastes pretty good.
Speaker 1: Okay, so what listen. I'm Dylan, your pat We're professional.
Speaker 2: Welcome aboard, We're.
Speaker 1: Professionals, right, We don't dime, we don't show up late.
Most of the time, we don't show up late. But
I don't know about you. I am running on absolute
fumes right now. Okay. Everybody knows that we have waged
a quiet war against Bravo.
Speaker 2: It's no longer quiet, Dylan, Can you.
Speaker 1: Update the fans because the state that I'm in right
now is only due to Bravo.
Speaker 3: Sure, let me take the reins here, deal. Let me
put our fancy timer on f.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, we're at war with Bravo.
Speaker 3: Bravo had been providing us screeners for a number of years,
so Dylan and I get to watch the show early,
usually by Friday at one o'clock. We've already recorded the
episode that you watch on Monday nights. It's not because
we're better than you. It's just it's just that we.
Speaker 1: Deserve it, and we're not better than you, but it
makes us.
Speaker 3: That's right, right, Bravo has decided to rescind that little
perk that they bestowed on us a number of years
ago for no reason at all.
Speaker 1: The only real the final remaining plank of wood keeping
this whole thing afloat, this entire relationship has now sunk.
Speaker 3: That's right, Dylan, So let me give an update, and
by the way, forgive us, but there's gonna be a
lot of housekeeping before we start our recap of this episode. Bravo,
the gloves are off. I want you to know this
right now, Dylan and I are going to be doing
a number of interviews over the next seven days with
people that you're going to be very unhappy we're.
Speaker 1: Talking, well, not seven days, right, Well.
Speaker 3: I know we're wrapping up love is blind, but I'm
scheduling them.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, we're going to be talking to people throughout
the entire season.
Speaker 3: But I really want this punch out of the gate
because I want them to reconsider giving us back those
screener privileges.
Speaker 1: That's rick. I don't know why you keep coming back
to the duble wide where you've had bottles of whiskey
thrown at your head, cigarettes put out on your forearms,
undercooked food serve to you on purpose. We have been
in a domesticly abusive relationship with this dastardly network for
too long, and while growth is sometimes difficult and painful,
you have to embrace it. I think that we are
Pirate Radio moving forward. I think not only will we
be happier for it, I mean I don't think we'll
be happier for it. Those creators are pretty great, but
I think that the fans will like it a lot more.
Speaker 3: Maybe. Well, so I'm going to tease this. We have
two interviews set up already, one with a main cast
member that Bravo does not want us to talk to,
and then secondly a guest or a particular guests, And
you're not going to like the line of question because
it's going to be all about production. We're going to
get all behind the scenes starret on you, and I
know how miserable that makes you. So I will be
specific about those questions to very very drive the knife
into your skin. Off. The gloves are off. We are
officially at war. Guys, get ready for the interviews coming
in the next week or so.
Speaker 1: If you don't want to treat us like Mariah Carey,
we're not going to treat you like Mariah Carey. I
am so tired and I this is my morning, right.
I wake up in some kind of sleep that it
was so tumultuous that the pillow covers off the pillow.
I don't even know that. I don't even know how
that happened. My head just being bagged around the pillow
so much the pillow cover came off.
Speaker 3: Well, maybe you were so upset about this whole screener business.
Speaker 1: Probably probably. I wake up, I drive to the coffee shop.
Now I got us Macha lattes. This this gluttonous drink,
because last week we fell into arrhythmia because we drank
four shot vanilla lates. You and I both agree that
that was just too much.
Speaker 3: Too much, for me, I was wired all day long ago.
Speaker 1: Right, So I got the machas today. Now, when you
saw them and when you tasted it, you said, is
there caffeine in this? And then you said, I'm gonna
go get some splendors. That's you dump this splendors into
the macho latte and you gotta go to YouTube to
watch this. You are now drinking it out of a orange.
Speaker 3: Or kids love straws doing, we have lots of straws.
Speaker 2: Two kids love straws.
Speaker 3: They love straws. I like a straw too.
Speaker 1: So that's where we're at this morning. Well, I left
my Does it have caffeine in good amount? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, good?
Speaker 1: If you drink that at three or four o'clock, you
will not go to bed until two or three.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: It's a Japanese caffeine. You know it's it's it's a
quiet composed caffeine and before you know it, you're driving
the uh, the tip of a katana into your fucking intestines.
So anyways, I left my phone at my apartment, drove
back was a costed by my neighbors evil Yorkshire terrier.
I almost kicked it, but that would have made the day.
I can't start ours. I can't start off by.
Speaker 3: Trump abusing an animal.
Speaker 1: Well standing my ground. But we don't dime, we don't rat,
we perform. We're professionals. We have to get into the
show right now before we do. If you're enjoying Love
is Blind.
Speaker 3: Love is Blind, we're just wrapping up an amazing season.
The casting directors on that show should be put in
jail for putting the female cast members their lives at risk.
Speaker 1: If they were doing this show in the nineteen thirties,
the third Reich would have paid attention, said we need
to get them on our team. That's right, they're diabolically
evil people.
Speaker 3: Well, we're just wrapping up. I think they got three
more episodes left. Just enough time for you guys to
go sign up at Patreon dot com slash another podcast network,
and here are coverage over there. We're also covering Real
Housewives of Salt Lake City behind a paywall, and then
next week we will start our another podcast show and
PMC launches again. Forgive us for having to sideline those
for a minute. We're just doing fourteen podcasts a week.
At this point. I can't even talk.
Speaker 1: You can see what it's doing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, geat talk all right, So all right, Episode two.
Speaker 3: Episode two, some more housekeeping Dylan. As you know the listeners,
they provide us with lots of like inside Bravo stuff.
They were out scouring the internet to see what these
sea rats are up to. Gary King in particular, Yeah,
is very upset.
Speaker 2: With this season. Can you believe it?
Speaker 3: He is posting on his Instagram, which is typically a
big no no of talking about production.
Speaker 1: I'm just happy he's watching it.
Speaker 3: I am too. I almost slid into the comments and said,
glad to see your watching this season, Gary King, but
I didn't because I thought it was petty anyway, he
posted last.
Speaker 1: Night, Yeah, I am dead this morning. You are a
live wire.
Speaker 3: Well you got me on this, macha. Gary King posted
to his instagram sad to see this has all been
edited out of tonight's episode Scary how one person's lies
can ruin someone's career in livelihood and what Gary posted
a picture of is him dressed up in that uh?
Speaker 2: What was it?
Speaker 3: The uh? I don't know, the sexy lingerie b party whatever.
He says, Oh, well, my head is held high as
I know. Excuse me, I'm moving the picture here as
I know the truth karma will get you anyways, Seeing
as most of me will probably be edited out this season,
I will try post I'm just reading as he wrote it, Okay,
as much as possible to show you all what you're
missing out on. Oh wow, Yeah, I really needed some
more b roll of you dancing around in that ridiculous
shirt of yours.
Speaker 1: I wonder what he's talking about.
Speaker 3: I'll show you. It's that when they all dressed up
like that, he thought that there should have been more
b roll because he's so hilarious. Gary. I know there's
sexual allegations against you, and forgive me, as audience members,
let's say he wasn't accused of that. Sure, the audience
is still sick of you. It's not just that we're
tired of you on our television screens. We want you
off this show. Casting made a horrible mistake, and Dylan,
I've done a little research myself. The below Deck world,
the Barnacles are really unhappy that Daisy and Gary are here.
I'm sorry, Daisy, I'm lumping you in there too, and
all this all these scenes.
Speaker 1: Dayzy's not Gary, but Daisy is Daisy, and we don't want.
Speaker 3: Her I'm sorry. I'm sure you're a nice person, but
I don't care about you and Gary's relationship. This is
the second episode where we have multiple scenes of you
guys trying to work through your differences. No one gives
a fuck. Hey, Bravo, I know you production people. A
couple of you have reached out. Listen to old Patty.
Save the show. Edit Gary out as much as possible,
and any scenes with him and Daisy talking to each other.
Speaker 2: Just edit it out.
Speaker 3: We don't care. This is why we're here. Yeah, Captain Glenn,
you're amazing. All the captains can stay. You got to
interchange these people. No one is too big for the show.
We want to see as Dylan coined this phrase number
of years ago, and it's brilliant. We want to see
uh incompetence thrust upon the wealthy. That's the best part
of the show, all the sea rats hooking up. I
always like the new stories coming out Gary and Daisy.
Your storylines are tired and old and they should be retired.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like it's a watching Daisy and Gary is
a little bit like you know that show how did
how does this get made? On?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Whatever?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like if.
Speaker 1: They did that for like the score bar, you know,
and it's like nobody nobody eats that. Now nobody wants
to know what how did that happen? Yeah, it's like
I don't have score bars? Why is it spelled sko r?
Speaker 2: You know, great example, what's that?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Sometimes they're like, hey, watch us make a hammer.
Well I think I know how they put a hammer together.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm mm hmm.
Speaker 3: But anyway, yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh, can I spill some we'll get into the episode.
I need to suck down some of this macha. I
need to get some nicotine in me and then I'll
be alert and alive. Okay, last time, can I say,
really quickly, can I please two things of dirt that
the fans have given us, one of them being my wife.
She's a fan, No, not of the show, just of us.
She doesn't listen to a second.
Speaker 3: Of It's nice to have your wife be a fan
of something you do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's a fan. She said that.
Speaker 3: Lee was asked, oh, yes, are you getting in the
mud ahead? Queen and the Sea Kate getting in the
mud too?
Speaker 1: Oh? Really?
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's taken Captain Sandyside, So Captain Lee because he's
irrelevant and an old fucking fuddy duddy has nothing to
do but stare at a fucking wall all day. He
was asked one of those ridiculous hang out with Captain
Lee and smoke a cigar nights.
Speaker 1: They say, people that are paying for those are score
bar eaters.
Speaker 2: You know, it's like, what are you doing?
Speaker 3: Well? Some people showed up to this and one of
the questions was who's your least favorite below deck cast person?
And he said. Captain said, yep, okay, she's way better
than you, one dimensional old fuck way. At least she's
growing as a person. You are who you are and
no one likes you anyway. Kate thought that was pretty
petty of him to do that, and she posted accordingly
on her Instagram.
Speaker 1: I don't have that interesting interesting.
Speaker 3: Other piece of business.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the other piece of business is listen. I can't
stand Daisy. Okay, I think that uh the audience gets
gas lit by uh the show a little bit into
not recognizing that she's like kind of shitty, but Daisy
evidently had to. They filmed this show a couple of
days after the reunion. The reunion wherein Gary took no
accountability said he didn't watch the show, even though he
did uh gas lit a little himself. So within that context,
I understand why Daisy is uh, you know, a Roman
candle right out of the gate, right, Bravo, help your
cast out a little bit. Can you let us know
that this was a couple of days after the reunion
or do you want us to just think that she's
pissed for reasons?
Speaker 3: So there are some theories out there, and we will
get to the recap. There's a theory out there that
they were already invested in this and they had to
film it anyway. And what they've done over the last
year was hide the show from us, to make us
think that Gary had been in fact edit out or
he'll be fired in the next episode. But he's here
to stay, at least for the season. He got fired
after the filming of this season. Gary posted about it.
By the way, It was him playing in a patch
of Daisy, saying that he'd finally fallen out of the
sky and he was okay with it, whatever the fit.
Speaker 1: It's so sad to self importance is such a gross
You know, we fall into it too. But you can't
post that picture. You can't see a field of daisies.
You know, Oh, this would be a perfect metaphor for
my announcement of why I was terminated from below deck
sailing gap.
Speaker 2: Yeah one, so pathetic.
Speaker 3: If you don't mind one more swing at Daisy before
we move into.
Speaker 1: And We Love Everybody.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, although I will say little again, Bravo doesn't
want us talking about this. We've talked to multiple sea
rats that have worked with Gary and Daisy. They're a
little too big for their britches, and I get it
their names come up first when the show starts. This
is their third or fourth season. You start to get
this feeling, especially as you get all these like Instagram
deals and all this stuff outside of this. Then you're like, oh,
I got to go on that boat and pretend like
I'm a sea rat again. Yeah, you are a sea rat.
Speaker 1: You are a sea rat. You always will be a
sea route.
Speaker 3: But you can see it with Gary, I mean just
this episode, crashing that boat with the hot girl on
this Sure he's more worried about being filmed than he
was navigating through rocks. Daisy.
Speaker 1: I've always been a very confided person.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, And Daisy's busy looking at her Instagram rather
than serving people paying customers on this show. Clearly they're
out of it. Sorry, I'm a broken record. Time to go. Okay,
all right, last piece of business. There's some name issues
here for Ole Pat, so I workshopped a couple. I'm
gonna call Emma, who is kind of doesn't like to
really interact with people. It's kind of a loaner.
Speaker 1: Don't call her big Ben.
Speaker 3: No, I'm gonna call her Emma loan, you know, like
Emma Stone, Emma alone.
Speaker 1: That's horrible, all right.
Speaker 2: All right, all right?
Speaker 3: How about this one, the David d or whatever. I
can't figure his name out. I'm just gonna call him Divide.
Speaker 2: No, that's horrible, all right.
Speaker 3: I'm workshopping these. I gotta make him so I can
remember the people's names.
Speaker 1: It's Daffodil is fine, Davidil, Daffodil is fine.
Speaker 3: All right, that's a keeper.
Speaker 2: Then that's a keep, all right.
Speaker 3: Then that weirdo weirdo, Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, and weirdo is not bad. I'm weird, that's right.
People think I have autism when they meet me at first.
You know, there's there's nothing wrong with weird. But let's
get it straight. Davidil is weird that's right. We'll get
to his Sea red history a little bit. What did
he say?
Speaker 3: I love ecstasy?
Speaker 1: Me too?
Speaker 3: Hey, would you do this weekend? Met a guy married him?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: I didn't know you what that one? Well, it was
all the ecstasy. Drugs make you do things.
Speaker 1: I mean I when I was on quad stacks of ecstasy,
I was on people's shoulders in front of David Ghetta.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 1: I would never get on somebody's shoulders in a concert.
It's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Well did you marry him in a sense? Yeah, okay,
I'm ready to get started.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get into our pots. Do we want
to apologize for taking so long to get in the episode?
I don't think we need to.
Speaker 3: We had so much housekeeping we had to clean up there,
and I think the audience enjoys it.
Speaker 1: Love is Blind patreon dot com, Soul Like City patreon
dot com. Okay, so pots for this episode. I will
give this episode, uh ninety pots. I thought it was
a really fun episode. I think that doctor Contessa and
the marriage to me, I'm sorry, I don't.
Speaker 3: Want her husband's doctor Scott.
Speaker 1: Okay, they were so fun, so lovely. They could have
been meaner. They were not mean, and that's usually not
a recipe for a good group of guests. But usually
you have like juge old Floridian whites who are doing that.
And these people are actually living it up. They're staying
at the you know, the the Ibitha, and they're having
a lot of fun.
Speaker 3: I can't believe what they did to these people. What
do you mean, uh, dinner, Well, we'll get to it.
Dinner service like that?
Speaker 1: What do you mean the proteins? The first dinner service?
Speaker 3: Okay, why don't we just get started? So I love it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give it a ninety pots.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna give it one hundred pots. Okay, So, Dylan,
what I'm referring to is we begin the episode with
half the charter guests wrapping up their meal as Doctor
Scott awaits his steak that was overcooked, and Daisy proudly
walks into the dining area and announces to doctor Scott
he cooked a new one. Well, Daisy, he either cooked
a new one or Chef Cloys owns a time machine
and went back in time and didn't overcook the first one.
What a stupid fucking pronounce it pronouncement.
Speaker 1: Had We had some fans that were like, this is
on Klois, how do you not cook? Like, do you
have any idea how difficult it is to cook four
different proteins at three or four different temperatures and have
them all land at the same time. One person doing that.
It is impossible to do that. Daisy is the one
that put him in that position, and Chlois makes it
even worse. Yeah, I gotta say, just in pots, this
kid is he's twenty two, right, so he's a young man.
He's an absolute dork. He's absolutely cringe worthy, but he's
providing a lot of entertainment this season. I like Klois.
Speaker 3: If he doesn't get fired, I see big things for
him in this franchise.
Speaker 2: He'll get Can I tell you one misstep that he.
Speaker 1: Made going up and announcing what dinner was? We know
what dinner is.
Speaker 3: Well he announces what it is, like, Oh, well, you
ate all yourys already.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: The dinner that six of you and not eight of
you have consumed this evening was steak and lobster, so
I have a nice meal. So yeah, dinner the first
dinner was an absolute train wreck and chlous. Don't do that.
You have to hide after that happens, Just hide, Okay.
So Gary goes to pick up the dancer and there
are rocks more on that later. She's very hot and
Gary is very Gary. So he's going to crash the bout.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they cut to him at it thank you
production when he was up in the galley when they
when she arrives. He they got a close up with
him checking her ass out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a.
Speaker 1: While. Yes.
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, we get us a little c rat history on
Captain Glenn And what I didn't know was he was
mister Carter from Welcome Back Carter. Uh, probably it's Catter
Carter with a K k O T t E R kata.
Did you know everyone on that cast is dead except
for John Travolta.
Speaker 1: Well, I could assume, and John Travolta is dead too.
Speaker 3: Well you.
Speaker 1: When you get that embedded into the Church of Scientology,
I think Miss Scavenge like rips your soul out and
keeps it in like his balls or something. And then
that's why Travolta is so weird.
Speaker 3: Now, yeah, you get we get weird as you get old, too, dil.
Speaker 1: Not like that did you have more.
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, oh, you know I misspoke. Gabe Kaplan who played
mister Katta. He's still alive too. He host poker on
the Game show Network.
Speaker 1: How do you know that?
Speaker 3: I've seen him on it?
Speaker 1: You watch Game show Network?
Speaker 3: Occasionally?
Speaker 2: Helps me go to sleep at night?
Speaker 3: Do you that of the Food Network?
Speaker 1: What do you watch on the Game show Network?
Speaker 3: I watch poker?
Speaker 1: Is this celebrity poker? No?
Speaker 2: Just random people?
Speaker 1: Okay, so yeah, Captain Glenn culturally appropriated in the nineteen
sixties and seventies is most white Americans did?
Speaker 2: My dad did?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's pictures of him with same hair as Captain Glenn. Wow,
they call them perms.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crazy to do that, like some I'm not
trying to get all political, but like to do that
so close to the wake of the Civil rights movement,
that's pretty crazy.
Speaker 3: His seventies were a wild time, well wild time.
Speaker 1: And the thing about that perm or that afro is
Glenn could easily conceal his his blades in it. That's
when he began to blood let horse, that's right. Yeah.
So we get to Danny, who loves male attention, and
we get some sea rat history with her.
Speaker 3: I can cover this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course.
Speaker 3: Okay, she was a chubble Wabba and then she got
a Planet Fitness membership and now she's an attention star
sea rat.
Speaker 2: To be continued to b c uh.
Speaker 1: She said that she was a cheerleader and that she
went from did you say chubble Wabba? Yeah, okay, yeah,
fatty boom battie. She went from being not happy with
her her body image to being a cheerleader. I cannot
I can't get over you drinking out of an orange straw.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: By the way, this makes me remember when I was
used to be on drugs pretty high right now.
Speaker 2: What they put in this thing, it's nice.
Speaker 1: Do you remember when you were doing cretum for a while.
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: They call it what is a gas station oxy?
Speaker 3: Actually it's just a it's a water down version of heroin. Hey,
if they sell it out a hookah store, how bad
could it be?
Speaker 1: Really bad? They sell galaxy gas at hookah stores. Do
you know what galaxy gas is? It's nitrous oxide.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: I walked into a hedgehop. I was like, do you
guys have Zin's. He's like, now they're banned. I was like,
you have ten thousand dollars worth of nitrous oxide. He's like,
well it's not banned. Yeah, rules and regulations are so funny.
But anyways, getting back to male lover, Danny the male lover,
she said that she became a cheerleader and that she
went from not loving herself to having tens of thousands
of adoring fans screaming for her. They weren't they weren't
screaming for There was a team, there was a there
was a sport being played, So it had nothing to
do with you. I mean, I don't even think. I
think the Dallas cheerleaders and the Laker girls are really
the only cheerleading squads that get cheered for. I think
pretty much, right. I mean I don't know, maybe places
in Texas A and M games or something. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Hey, Dylan, let me cast a line here, Danny, if
you're listening, Dylan and I would love to have you on.
You do not need to go through Bravo, pre u
pr just hit me up in the DMS.
Speaker 2: We'll have you on.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, you might get fired, but.
Speaker 3: They already filmed the season last year. How could you
possibly get fired? Now?
Speaker 1: Good point. So the dancer arrives and the guys get
into some women's clothing. Gary has some serious trouble getting
this on. He is mentally handicapped.
Speaker 3: No, he loves attention.
Speaker 2: That's you see, Ken can not get this shirt on.
Speaker 3: It's not that, it's when you have children, you understand
when they want attention, they act out things like that.
That's Gary because his brain he's arrested development. He's We're
dealing with a four ten year old here, right right right, Yeah,
he wants attention of the cameras and people around.
Speaker 2: Him, got it.
Speaker 3: That's why he needs to be off my television.
Speaker 1: Okay, so we do some this. This dancer was forgive me,
but I don't want to do a class on vacation,
especially when I'm drunk after a poorly timed, you know,
sequence of dinner. Yeah, we get to everybody gather around.
I'm going to show you how to sexy walk. It's like,
this isn't the kind of dancing that you know. That's
it's what it is mean. But the best part of
this entire evening is Daffodil, who really works his way
into the personal space of the dance instructor on the
teak and we get a little c red history. That's
rat with daffodil.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's quite the free spirit, self proclaimed for free spirit.
Went to a music fastiva or so one of those says. Anyway,
he ended up marrying a guy and now they're Facebook friends.
Speaker 1: Right, what is his accent? No clue. It's like he's
a child of the cosmos. He has every single accident
in the accent in the world in one man with
massive forearms and or care.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you till I mentioned this in the first podcast.
They must have been really hard up for casting people
this season because it's typically someone like Davidil Again, they'd
be below the boat. You just throw them scraps of
meat at the end of the day to keep them,
sustain them. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: He is being thrown scraps of meat and cold potatoes
down there. But when he does get any kind of
vitamin D. I think that he shines.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, you know, nice a free spirit.
Speaker 1: It's like that guy that did the pommel horse at
the Olympics that couldn't see. You know, he was only
good at one thing, right, keep them in the dungeon.
When we need him to do the pommel horse, we'll
bring him up for air, you know. So Gary has
to take the pretty dancer girl home. And while talking
about his confidence, there was this rock that just jutted
out of the water and jumped at the boat. He
didn't see it. And listen, she is beautiful. Oh yes,
but uh, I don't know. Well, he's going so fast
and it's so dark out.
Speaker 3: Okay, so I want to I don't want to sound
like alarmist is the wrong word, but okay, wait a minute,
I'll get to that. At that point, what he does
to that boat and how that's dealt with in the
next couple of minutes of the show just blows my mind.
They forget about the safety once there on this show.
And I've seen this play out with Captain Lee where
he almost got a cast member's leg ripped off. He's
like too busy on it, playing Candy Crash or whatever
the hell Captain Lee was doing.
Speaker 1: Captain Lee. The first season we ever had with Captain Lee,
he did fire drills every day. Every episode. There was
a fire drill, like the behavior of a genuine psychopath
making these people do that. And then fast forward he's
just taking dumps and milking himself on the toilet playing
candy crush, and people's legs are geting rich.
Speaker 3: And don't forget he's a drunk. Multiple sea rats reported
to us they'd always find empty bottles of booze allegedly
public figure. I can say anything I want about him.
Speaker 1: No, you can't. You can't defame people, especially people who were,
you know, pretty desperate. It's true. Are if you're gonna sue,
anybody's just supat. I mean, it's all we always say it.
But if you're gonna sue, just suppat he has hard
assets that you can get. That's true, you know. Anyway,
so the safety's gone out the winter. You are really
carrying us right now. I gotta apologize. I'm dead on
my fhe now.
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm a little too amped up with
this drink that you gave me.
Speaker 1: Do you like it now?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I really like it. I'd like to have one
delivered every Tuesday. I don't expect that, but if you did,
I feel pretty good about it. My best life right now?
Speaker 1: Uh you want to watch every Tuesday?
Speaker 3: Well, no, maybe switch it up. Maybe whatever you brought
last week, just cut it in half as far as the.
Speaker 1: You want me to cut it in half. Okay, Now
do you want the same size? Yeah, so you just
want a lot of milk. No, it's just caffeine too, Okay,
So I love that it's it's just on Uh, it's
just on Emma. Now, once he gets back to the
boat and he tells Glenn it's on Emma, He's like,
keep an eye out of it. What. How am I
supposed to know? How the fuck is she supposed to
know if it gets an inch lower or two inches
lower in the dead of night, in the middle of
the fucking ocean.
Speaker 3: Okay, I want to point this out because Gary reports this.
Speaker 2: To Captain Glenn.
Speaker 3: I assume that this is the procedure that you have
to go through. And you know, I really like Captain
Glenn a lot. He's probably one of my favorite captains,
aside from Captain Carry. How can you have your.
Speaker 1: Captain Jason Land on that list? Uh? Right at the
middle mark is Sandy above Jason.
Speaker 3: They're fighting for fourth.
Speaker 1: I think I think Sandy wins.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's really I'm really enjoying her because you see
her growing as a manager, and I think she's finding
a nice balance between thinking she's hot shit and then
also having to pretend.
Speaker 1: That she does yes, and now that we love her.
Speaker 3: Yeah that you know, sometimes if we both have the
same enemy, we might.
Speaker 2: Just be freds right, all right?
Speaker 3: So Gary reports this to Glenn, and Glenn, you know,
I get it, he's tired. Long day. The procedure, in
my mind, should have been, if that tender could sink
and they're out in the middle of the ocean at night,
Let's say it's a confluence of bad events, the actual
boat catches fire, what is your way out of there?
I know you you do have to think down the
line with these maritime concerns. So you have a sinking tinder,
so there's no way how it's like not evident enough,
light bulb, it's on the Titanic. Titanic goes down. Yeah,
everyone fucking dies. Procedure should have been, Glenn, get your
ass out of bed and take that boat back to
Doc because you don't know if you have a plan. B.
Speaker 2: Sure, am I over the top here?
Speaker 1: I think you're a little over the top.
Speaker 3: Okay, so hit me up. Let me know if I'm right.
Speaker 1: We last left off with, Oh, that was the top
of my note section. So let's get to the next day.
Speaker 2: Gary's got to.
Speaker 1: Get video of the damage, and the damage is only cosmetic, thankfully.
How is that only cosmetic? It looks horrible.
Speaker 3: Well, I learned a little bit, so if I guess,
they have inner tubes that are built inside the framing
of the boat, so even when there's structural damage on
the outside, it will still float.
Speaker 1: Okay. It feels like I could seep into the gut.
It's like foam core in there. It's like seeped into
the guts of the whole thing. We'll make it all
wet and stink.
Speaker 3: Well at this point, if the inner tube thing, for
lack of a better term, gets punctured, now you're fucked.
Speaker 1: Right, So well we got we have o beach to
get to. Okay.
Speaker 3: I loved this part of the show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was an amazing part of the show. Daisy
says that day drinking is better than night. Day than
night drinking, Get me in bed by nine o'clock. I've
always hated day drinking because day drinking comes with an
expectation that you're not going to bed at nine. For me,
every day drinking situation I've been in is we're starting
at three and we're going all night, And I hate that.
I am not capable of doing that. So I've always
hated day drinking. But if you know that you're getting
into bed at seven and you're asleep by nine, get
in the comments. Let us know. Do you like Dad's.
I think that's my preferred way to do.
Speaker 3: I have thoughts even as a young person. Don't remember
when you're twenty two to twenty three, you're supposed to
be you can go twenty four to seven, right, Supposedly.
Speaker 1: You need cocaine exactly.
Speaker 3: So many trips to Vegas where we go the group
of guys or whatever say we're we're gonna party by
the pool all day, yeah, and I and then tonight
we're going out to this stupid club or whatever. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And I've done that and it's hard. But you have cocaine,
so it's fine.
Speaker 3: Okay, But if you don't, Yeah, you have to pick.
You're either gonna party during the day or party during night.
You cannot do both because I've seen people struggle for
everyone to start hopping in the showers at eight thirty
after they've been drinking since one, and then everyone's miserable.
Then when you go out to have this party mode
thing at a club or dinner's.
Speaker 1: Quiet, it's not fun. Everybody's just fatigue.
Speaker 3: They would rather have their head on a pillow at
that given time. You gotta pick and me my preference
still because I'm old. Now, there's nothing better than some
mimosas during the day. Knowing you know, in our case,
if we have Lupita around.
Speaker 1: You're gonna get some nachos, and you.
Speaker 3: Get some nachos and I my head will hit the
pillow at eight o'clock. I'll start fresh the next day
all over again.
Speaker 2: M hm.
Speaker 1: Anyway, but when you're in Las Vegas, give me night
every time over day? What are you going to go
to a b each club in the middle of the day. Yeah,
fucking hangout.
Speaker 3: It's hotter because all the girls are in the bikinis.
You're still partying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but how are you gonna sex? You have to
get into the night to sex. You're not gonna sex
and you never had sex during the day. Well, I've
had sex during the day with monogamous partners.
Speaker 3: I guarantee. At this Abeza club there are more people
sneaking out to go find some bushes or something to
have at it.
Speaker 1: With what it is, it's to carnal it's too carnal
for me.
Speaker 3: I love a Vegas beach club party.
Speaker 1: Oh god, pits just piss soaked bulls. There's piss everywhere.
So Harry Boy and Danny. He's a relationship guy, this
guy Keith, and he's ready to roll. He's not the
right person to be hitting on. I think that he's
he's a little bit turned off by Danny, but she
will wear him down eventually.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you wouldn't think that she'd be attracted him.
I'm not saying he's not a good guy, but this
is one of those situations where they're just the lack
of options on an enclosed area of where there are
young people that would like to have sex. He is
a benefactor of.
Speaker 1: That well, and it's the same. The same goes with her.
I mean he's he's slipping into the Stockholm syndrome of
sea rats. Now I'm not saying that he's turned off
by her, but he's just not that kind of guy.
He's a little bit of a prude. And when you
say that it's a Stockholm syndrome thing, it is. But
remember that she's into all men above six out of ten.
Speaker 3: That's right, all men, So tell you something when you
have no standards.
Speaker 1: The field is open and you've been in bouts like
that before in your lives, right, and everybody deserves love,
so that's the right place to be. You don't want
to be too persnickety about who you're fucking, you know
what I mean? I am. So the guests wake up
there really nice. They invite the sea rats to the
beach and Danny and Diana or Dianna begin to do
some cleaning, and Danny says she wants to is I
just want to fuck? And Danny goes, why are you
like this?
Speaker 3: A were gonna call her Diana or Deanna? I feel
like we should be good sosted.
Speaker 1: Oh you think we should be conceded? Yeah, okay, look
at me, Dianna. We get to o beach and the
South African guy is immediately accost Sorry. Sorry, oh oh,
didn't I skip over something?
Speaker 3: Well? No, I just want to make sure because was
this where uh is it? Danny?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: No? It was Diana Where she talks about Diana Dianna.
Speaker 1: We're gonna call her that, we call her the spy too,
we can call her the spy.
Speaker 3: Well no, no, no, I was gonna say, ok. Sorry, no,
I'm looking through my notes because at some point she
kind of she she shares with us that she has
her sights on on bigger, bigger things in her life.
Speaker 2: I guess we'll cover that in a minute.
Speaker 1: Kevin Glenn maybe so, uh Klois comes from England. The
name comes from England. And Danny says that he's er.
Daisy says that he's over confident and not her type,
which means that I'll probably hook up in six episodes.
Speaker 3: That's right, Yeah, yeah, he may be two young though,
women that are in their mid twenties, they're very turned
off by guys that are even through the mid thirties
a mid twenties.
Speaker 2: Forgive me.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying when I was twenty two, I was
s out of luck with girls in their mid twenties.
Speaker 2: They wanted guys in their early thirties.
Speaker 1: He is not in her mid twenties.
Speaker 3: Oh, I wasn't talking about I was saying. I was
talking that potentially he might have a shot with Deanna
or Danny as well, but he doesn't have a shot
with them.
Speaker 2: Okay, But I know you were talking.
Speaker 3: I know you're talking about day Y.
Speaker 1: Right, but does he have a shot with Daisy. Yeah, yeah, okay,
so dude, these nine o'clock recordings are tough. I'm loopy, man,
I mean all right, so swimsuits need to get to
the beach. We get to the beach or parties.
Speaker 3: I have thoughts on this. I don't know what the
hell these guys were thinking. First off, they're beautiful wives,
looked killer, and they're a little scantily clad. Bikini's very hot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're very into doctor Condessa and Darpan.
Speaker 3: I love Doctor Kntessa. Well, anyway, I was thinking, who
the fuck shows up to a beach club with a
pool without your trunks. It's like showing up to a
goddamn orgy without a lube or something. Yeah, if you wounched,
my asshole hurts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're gonna show down.
Speaker 3: I forgot the loop. Anybody got some lube? I can
bar Just grab some off your asshole if you don't.
Speaker 1: And thank you. I tried to interrupt so many times
because I knew where that was going. Right. We were
in a warehouse in Sun Valley with stained mattresses everywhere,
so I knew that it couldn't be good. But you
plowed forward and then you ran over Jeremy Renner's leg.
So Gary has woken up and he says that all
that happens on this boat is that he gets woken
up and he's bossed around by Daisy. Oh yes, Garry,
this has nothing to do with Daisy. This is not
Daisy's fault. Okay, this is a shitty situation. It's part
of sa red life. Okay, you are at the back
and call of the wealthy. Okay, that's right, get up,
go drive to otown and give them their swimsuit instead.
Speaker 3: He has a sig with Emma alone.
Speaker 1: Sure, well he drops swimsuits off. Then we get to
this swap out thing. Excuse me, and the guests want
to party at the beach club.
Speaker 2: Right, love it.
Speaker 3: I would too, and I have to give much many
props to their stamina.
Speaker 1: Me too.
Speaker 3: They've been drinking since one and they still have their
shit together. Not to get ahead of myself at dinner. Yeah,
way to go. That is responsible alcoholism.
Speaker 1: Absolutely absolutely, But because they want to stay at the
you know, I'm always amazed at the lack of patience
that these sea rats have, which it just goes to
show you that this is not the cream of the crop. Right,
So if you're on super Yah and there's a Russian
oil baron and his children, you know, Gregoria, Nikolai and Alexi.
They've killed people before, right, and it's been swept under
the rug. Right. They're at otown and they want to
party the cream of the crop in service. Know that
these three little murderers are gonna want to stay there
all day, all night, right, and there's no complaining about it.
It's part of the job for Daisy, Gary and co.
To be like exhausted that these people want to stay
at this club for more than four hours. Is like
it's just so below deck.
Speaker 3: Kate Chastain and Queen of the Sea, she knew how
to play this game. Well, she'd want them to stay
there until it gets pitched dark out, knowing they're going
to come back to the boat and pass the fuck out.
Kate Chastain said. One of the little tricks too, is
you'd sneak in their cabins while they were getting ready
for bed and close all the curtains so there was
no light to awaken them. Sure, now, there is there's
a downside to drunk day drinking, Dylan, which is the
waking up like a bear out of hibernation at midnight
and demanding food.
Speaker 1: That's true. That's true. And you've seen these bears coming
out of the dens once spring hits.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 1: They're very dangerous and they're very tired. They're very hungry. Now, yeah,
get in the comments. Let us know. I mean, I
was confused about how out of line or inline Daisy
was here, because to me, Daisy should know that this
could possibly take a while. I don't know if this
is an interior thing or an exterior thing. I land
on the side of Daisy because as is evidenced by
Gary and Emma alone, Emma alone, Emma alone. Yeah, yeah,
Emma alone.
Speaker 3: Maybe we'll short it m alone.
Speaker 1: It's the worst nickname you've ever come up, Okay, and
you've come up with some brilliant ones and some stinkers.
This is the stinkiest.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm gonna put it on the shelf for now.
Speaker 2: We're just gonna call her Emma, Okay.
Speaker 1: Emma, let us know what nickname you would like to
call us. Okay, it can't just be Emma, okay. So
it's evidenced by him just sitting around smoking SIGs and
being told that he can't behave like a child by
the person with the lowest amount of experience on the boat.
That he has plenty of time on his hands, and
so does the deck crew. So I think this is
one of those situations where they can lend a helping hand.
But tonight is nineties theme. Okay, everybody gets back to
the boat immediately, face planty, immediately face plant Yeah, but
Klois has to prep for a nineties themed dinner, which
evidently means we're doing tie. Okay, okay, Nineties cuisine is
for me personally. You can go one of two ways, right, lunchables, right.
Speaker 2: Pizza from Chuckie Cheese, pizza from Jackie Cheese.
Speaker 1: Sizzler had was at their zenith in the nineties, Oh yes, okay,
Dorsey affair, right, you know what I mean? A lot
of shit with mandarin oranges in it. Yeah, but time
makes no sense, no time, time makes not a single
lick of sense.
Speaker 3: No, it doesn't. And you know what else doesn't make sense? Still,
Deanna shares with us kind of her history. I'm not
going to call it sea rat history, but she does
share with us that she's been cleaning piss off toilets
for five years and at this point in her life,
she's ready to set the world on fire and her
goal is to launch upward in the stratosphere. Her intention
to eventually make lemon drop shots and try and remove
napkins that are stuck to dry surfaces. Now, listen, I
thought she was going to say she wanted to be
a senator.
Speaker 1: Now, only bloodthirsty lizard people want to be senate, right,
But I like Deanna. Now we've mocked people in the past.
I can't remember her name. We had her on the show.
She was hilarious. I think Lara Ah Lara Lara, who
was so great, so fun, and she had she was
overwhelmed when she got the Jack Jackcan position. Now we
mocked her for having a dream so close to floor level,
and these seabrets often do because the ceiling is literally
I mean, you can touch.
Speaker 3: It with your hair.
Speaker 1: You can touch it with your hair. So I want
Dina Dianna, we should just call her Dina. I want
Dina to explode through the glass ceiling like the Willy
Wonka glass ceiling. But for right now, she would like
to make a jump from cleaning shit streaks off of
the toilet bowl. And you know, onto serving lemon drop
shots and we want that for her. So sky's a limit,
not really.
Speaker 2: Klois says that he is.
Speaker 1: Not going to be the first person to get fired,
and the camera zooms in on him, which I don't
know if that's something to throw us off the scent,
but I think that Klois is gonna get fired. So
the guests get ready for dinner, but first Keith and
Danny have a bit of bands and Keith says jokingly
that she was punching, okay, a punchy or punching punching okay,
Now this means she was punching buff her weight class.
This is a South African way of talking. An insult
though it's an insult.
Speaker 3: Also a little jealousy there clearly clearly. But is my
hand supposed to start shaking?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Pretty right about now? I think that's the splendor though.
So here's the thing with Danny. You can't be a
bro and also be a deeply insecure former boombattie who
is deeply insecure and can fly off the handle. It
really anything that strikes too close to home without you
having any awareness that it's striking too close to home
and then spiraling off into a psychic panic. Right, But
on Keith, he should know that this is not okay
to say to somebody who is.
Speaker 2: Very clearly his only option.
Speaker 1: That no, no, the thing that I just laid out right, right,
so you know that if somebody is this voraciously obsessed
with male attention, there's going to be some landmines and
don't step on them. And that's exactly what he does.
His calf is back at otown off, blown off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, in the audience doesn't care that we skipped over
her flirting with that service director of the entire day.
Speaker 1: I said he was accosted. Yeah, but meanwhile, well, no,
let's get to dinner, ty curry with sweet potato. He
Kloise goes up there and really whites the place.
Speaker 2: Up with the rap.
Speaker 1: He heads up there, has a shot with them and says,
can I wrap for you guys? Now? I think that
we have probably waded into progressive waters that make everybody uncomfortable, right,
and it's very clear that I don't Maybe you know,
people of color aren't as sensitive as everybody.
Speaker 3: Thinks they were. They were insulted with eminem.
Speaker 1: Do you think they were?
Speaker 2: And the Beastie Boys, but.
Speaker 3: They they broke through. It's it's it's open for Klois
to make a full out of himself.
Speaker 1: But is it is it okay for a little white
child to come up and go, hey, a group of
very successful black people, can I wrap for you? I
think it's a little it's a little weird. But they
loved it. They had a great time with it. And
Clois is unbelievably embarrassing, but he secured the fifteen thousand
dollars tip. We'll get to it now, we get to him. Meanwhile,
Danny is grossed out by cleaning showers.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: What about the shit?
Speaker 3: It's a it's a great point, it's a great point.
Speaker 1: What about the piss and shit? I know that hair
is gross, but Feace's way grosser, that's right. Chloise is
good at magic, obviously, and Daisy is pissed for some
reason I can't even remember. Well, we get to the
final day. You know, you always talk about abandoning your
life and children to go on this show and becoming
a cea rat. Could you do like the flirting and
stuff like? Would you?
Speaker 2: Well, I'd have to talk without my wife and see
how she right.
Speaker 1: But let's say, let's say, like, you're completely nay palming
your life and you're gonna go be a sea rat, right,
would you like? It just seems so exhausting.
Speaker 3: I could well, Dylan, you you know it's your in
your twenties. I could have done in my twenties.
Speaker 1: Really, yes, because you seem to me like in your
you know, when you've regaled me with stories of your past.
It's it's always been more efficient than this kind of cording.
Speaker 3: Well, Dylan, I mean it's this is like literally like
shooting fish in a barrel. You're trapped on a boat
with a bunch of hotties. Come on now, and again,
what is it? Lack of options? Oh there's a quote
about it. Anyway, I'm pretty sure i'd score quite a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so the guess.
Speaker 1: The guests apart, they were incredible, and I think Daffodil
fixes the tender at some point. Yeah, tip, let's get
to it, pat take it away, all right, So.
Speaker 3: Let's keep track of this tip because we saw this
play out in the season of Mediterranean the tip was
consistently twenty thousand dollars. I believe the tip for this
season will be fifteen thousand dollars. This tip is fifteen
thousand dollars completely unearned, fifteen hundred bucks each.
Speaker 2: I read it up.
Speaker 1: So Klois gets shited for the first dinner from Glenn.
And I know that I'm probably, like you know, on
Daisy a little bit too much. But it's stunning to
me that Daisy takes no accountability or no blame for
this at all. No, it's just on Cloise. It's wrong.
Speaker 3: I agree.
Speaker 1: Daisy's the one that turned the boat into dupars. Okay
she did.
Speaker 3: And Glenn, shame on you. You know I love you
and I always think you give good feedback. You said,
and I quote regarding the lovely guests they were a handful.
No they weren't.
Speaker 1: No, they weren't.
Speaker 3: They were easy as pie. What the fuck are you
talking about?
Speaker 1: So we hit the town while Glenn eats a pair
like a turtle and learned Spanish, Chloise dresses like a
magician and says that Daisy would make a great wife.
He's already got the Stockholm syndrome with her. I don't
know how he could possibly think that anyways. I'm not
saying that Daisy wouldn't make a great wife, but given
the first day I don't know how you could say
that about it. Like if somebody had stabbed me in
the back and said, why'd you stab yourself in the back?
I would not think that they would be a great partner.
Speaker 3: No, absolutely not.
Speaker 1: But he is smitten now. Danny is still pretty pissed
about the punching thing.
Speaker 3: I get over it.
Speaker 1: We got to move on at some point, and we
end with more days of our Sea Rat Lives conversation
with Daisy and Garrett.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she says she's not gonna babysit him this year. Yeah,
and you shouldn't because no one cares. Bravo, please edit
them out.
Speaker 1: But also she says, you're either going to be on
my side or I'm gonna throw you under the bus
at every chance I get, which is like very intense.
And again it's three days after the reunion, so I
can understand the emotional insanity of the whole thing. But
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