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Speaker 3: Gray's Harbor in Washington State, a seaside shanty okay. According
Speaker 3: to the Washington Department of Fish and Wildlife, police have
Speaker 3: arrested an unauthorized skipper who managed to take command of
Speaker 3: an eight million dollar fishing vessel called the Jamie Marie
Speaker 3: with the crew on board. The fake captain showed up,
Speaker 3: the crew was already on board, and he just started
Speaker 3: acting like he owned the place and said, all right, boys,
Speaker 3: let's let's set her out to see. Did he have
Speaker 3: on a skipper's hat, you know, like the official there's
Speaker 3: no indication of that. This boat is like what you
Speaker 3: would see similar to on like the Deadliest Catch, one
Speaker 3: of those deals.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So uh, the crew were like, you know, if
Speaker 2: you watch those shows, you know some of these guys
Speaker 2: are kind of shot out, Oh yeah, you just go
Speaker 2: with the for them, well, they just figured out is
Speaker 2: this captain has sent like a replacement or the owner
Speaker 2: of center replacement and they were kind of just rolling
Speaker 2: with it.
Speaker 3: I just want to make my money to come back
Speaker 3: in town and bended at the bar and on some drugs.
Speaker 2: Possibly the red flags went up when the captain indicated
Speaker 2: the crew that rather than answering questions about potential fishing
Speaker 2: that they were going to be doing, he was speaking
Speaker 2: about meeting the so called Chinese mothership. See, you just
Speaker 2: got a nut job here, a hold on job at
Speaker 2: his skippers. So at this point, at least a couple
Speaker 2: of the crew members like Chinese mothership. Huh, this guy,
Speaker 2: it's something. So they called and at this point they
Speaker 2: realized that once they get the callback, that the boat
Speaker 2: has been stolen, so they send out, you know, Department
Speaker 2: of Fish and Wildlife officers, and they're able to apprehend
Speaker 2: this guy. And it does sound like he was indeed
Speaker 2: looking for the Chinese mother ship. He had four thousand
Speaker 2: dollars in cash and also a large quantity of individually
Speaker 2: weighed and packaged marijuana in his possession. It gets even stranger.
Speaker 3: I don't think it could.
Speaker 2: Apparently this dude had tried this earlier in the day
Speaker 2: with another vessel and another crew which weren't who were
Speaker 2: having none of it. They were like, get the hell
Speaker 2: out of here. They never reported anything, but once they
Speaker 2: heard about this, they're like, dude tried out with us
Speaker 2: this morning. He was looking for the Chinese mothership.
Speaker 3: I believe that's just that whole story is surreal.
Speaker 2: He had some skills able to at least get the
Speaker 2: boat out of the harbor.
Speaker 3: I was just flashing back to deadly his catch when
Speaker 3: I watched that before it completely jumped the shark. I
Speaker 3: watched it, and then there were the gut like Jake
Speaker 3: and the different guys, and you'd look at their ups
Speaker 3: and downs with everything, not just the seas, but you know,
Speaker 3: they'd all of a sudden, everything's going great for this guy,
Speaker 3: and then they'd walk up and he's smoking math and
Speaker 3: they're like, dude, what are you doing? You need to
Speaker 3: be I.
Speaker 2: Think there is going to be another season, should be
Speaker 2: starting probably next month or so.
Speaker 3: Another season I won't be watching.
Speaker 2: I'm telling I'll keep you filled in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they lost me deadly as catch with all the oh,
Speaker 3: let's go to coast guard footage of saving a vessel
Speaker 3: and let's waste a whole episode. We're watching it to
Speaker 3: watch these guys catch crab. That's it?
Speaker 2: You ready for a head don't want their drama headline
Speaker 2: of the week contender?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you want to know what the well tell
Speaker 3: us this one? Then I'll tell you that earlier in
Speaker 3: the week one.
Speaker 2: What's in contention here? Chinese foodies pose as mourners to
Speaker 2: try funeral homes.
Speaker 3: Noodles as mourners.
Speaker 2: I know I'm gonna have to unpack this for you here.
Speaker 2: Uh No, I think I can get it.
Speaker 3: Their foodies and they hear that there's really good noodles
Speaker 3: at the funeral home.
Speaker 2: So they want to go. It's funeral home. I guess
Speaker 2: has a canteen where they serve you know, small meals
Speaker 2: for mourners who have come to stay there pay their
Speaker 2: final respects. And huh, I guess the noodles are to
Speaker 2: die for.
Speaker 3: Stop come, all right, here's the earlier headline of the week.
Speaker 2: I think you got all these weirdos who are showing
Speaker 2: up at this funeral home. Oh I'm here. I guess
Speaker 2: they're just looking up to see who's you know on
Speaker 2: ice that day? That's probably say goodbye to whoever? Can
Speaker 2: I have some noodles? Probably where the fishing captain was gone?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: Chinese mothership to try the noodles? All right, here's the
Speaker 3: earlier headline of the week. Not a motherly thing to
Speaker 3: do holding teen in condo and drinking together. That was
Speaker 3: the wanting to adopt the teenager just to drink with them. Okay,
Speaker 3: so you got that headline again. Not a motherly thing
Speaker 3: to do holding a teen and a condo and drinking together.
Speaker 3: Or Chinese foodies poses mourners to try. I knew I'm
Speaker 3: going with foodies.
Speaker 2: You ain't get a last minute entry for tomorrow you
Speaker 2: never know, never know, something might come out of the blue.
Speaker 2: I like a good bowl of noodles. Man, you ever
Speaker 2: go to them we were talking about yesterday. You ever
Speaker 2: go to those fall places? Have you ever had fun?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I went to uh, I think that you can get something.
Speaker 2: I was at what you call it? We went to
Speaker 2: bay Ridge on Friday night.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, they are similar.
Speaker 2: They had a bunch of noodles on their menu.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's what that is. It's it's fun. It's spelled
Speaker 3: p h O or whatever. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had to do the fork request to.
Speaker 3: Drop six and they.
Speaker 2: Even have didn't even have them on the table. I
Speaker 2: had to. They're pretty busy too, so that you know,
Speaker 2: the server was, you know, had his hands full. And
Speaker 2: I finally like, foods starting to show up here four?
Speaker 2: So I got up and walked over to the Hey, dude,
Speaker 2: a couple of forks by here.
Speaker 3: American had chop a stick you get at an aggirl? No, oh,
Speaker 3: come on a king the Japanese restaurant. I don't care.
Speaker 2: They got rolls.
Speaker 3: Shoot, man, the last time that I h not the
Speaker 3: last time, but one time when I ordered silverware and
Speaker 3: they had to bring the roll up to me. There
Speaker 3: was for my daughter's birthday. She chose this place and
Speaker 3: there's a good sous she plays and uh get the
Speaker 3: silver ware they had to go and find and then
Speaker 3: deliver to me. And there was a piece of gum.
Speaker 3: It was that experience. There was a chewed up piece
Speaker 3: of gum in the napkin. I I think they did
Speaker 3: it on purpose. Look at him, too good to you
Speaker 3: was chopsticks. I'm gonna hit him with the gum and
Speaker 3: the napkin trick.
Speaker 2: Let's go to Velusia County for this. And I have
Speaker 2: some pictures of this woman's handiwork. This is the I'm
Speaker 2: pissed off at my ex and I'm gonna screw up
Speaker 2: his vehicle.
Speaker 3: Oh this is the spray paint one, right, this is
Speaker 3: big showing the footage of this.
Speaker 2: This is I have it on our Facebook if you
Speaker 2: haven't seen it yet. She eighteen year old Evelina Fabonski
Speaker 2: and a sixteen year old girl who she had in tow.
Speaker 2: She wanted to get back at her ex boyfriend, so
Speaker 2: she spray painted his car and horribly. I mean there's
Speaker 2: a there was just one problem.
Speaker 3: They were on camera.
Speaker 2: Well no, well, I'm sure that's how she got caught.
Speaker 2: But it wasn't her boyfriend's car that she's spray painted. Yeah,
Speaker 2: some dude who live next door.
Speaker 3: Really know your boyfriend there, don't Johann, don't even matter
Speaker 3: the Cary drives.
Speaker 2: You can't imagine why this relationship did it worked out here? Satisfaction.
Speaker 2: I've never understood the mentality of vandalizing someone's car. Just
Speaker 2: what did the car do to you? It's it's the
Speaker 2: way to get back, man.
Speaker 3: Nothing says this one's filthy, like you know, a good
Speaker 3: horror on the side. Neighbors when they wake up love
Speaker 3: seeing that. Yeah, it's fantastic. You think it's bad that
Speaker 3: you have that one neighbor in the area that doesn't
Speaker 3: mow the lawn and they have the weeds out of
Speaker 3: control and the trees falling into the pool. And that's
Speaker 3: nothing like you get the graffitied car out front, get
Speaker 3: old keyed car that says horror on it with a
Speaker 3: Nazi sign
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