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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology. We let you you taco one

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<v Speaker 1>on one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots all right, This hour is brought

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<v Speaker 2>to you by Thunderorris. Taco Bob will be getting up

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<v Speaker 2>close and personal and you can as well with one

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<v Speaker 2>of the monster trucks that'll be in action this weekend

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<v Speaker 2>at Camping World Stadium.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep, we're gonna be out this afternoon three to five

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<v Speaker 3>at Briggs JCB right there on John Young Parkway. If

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<v Speaker 3>you need directions or whatever, just go to WJRR dot

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<v Speaker 3>com slash Events. All the infos there. But a great

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<v Speaker 3>time for the kids to check out this awesome monster truck.

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<v Speaker 3>You could win last minute Monster Jam tickets, the excitements

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<v Speaker 3>in the air. Let's do this people, Plus we're gonna

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<v Speaker 3>have other JR stuff, do you boy. Let's begin in

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<v Speaker 3>Gray's Harbor in Washington State, a seaside shanty okay. According

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<v Speaker 3>to the Washington Department of Fish and Wildlife, police have

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<v Speaker 3>arrested an unauthorized skipper who managed to take command of

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<v Speaker 3>an eight million dollar fishing vessel called the Jamie Marie

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<v Speaker 3>with the crew on board. The fake captain showed up,

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<v Speaker 3>the crew was already on board, and he just started

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<v Speaker 3>acting like he owned the place and said, all right, boys,

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<v Speaker 3>let's let's set her out to see. Did he have

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<v Speaker 3>on a skipper's hat, you know, like the official there's

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<v Speaker 3>no indication of that. This boat is like what you

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<v Speaker 3>would see similar to on like the Deadliest Catch, one

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<v Speaker 3>of those deals.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So uh, the crew were like, you know, if

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<v Speaker 2>you watch those shows, you know some of these guys

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<v Speaker 2>are kind of shot out, Oh yeah, you just go

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<v Speaker 2>with the for them, well, they just figured out is

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<v Speaker 2>this captain has sent like a replacement or the owner

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<v Speaker 2>of center replacement and they were kind of just rolling

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<v Speaker 2>with it.

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<v Speaker 3>I just want to make my money to come back

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<v Speaker 3>in town and bended at the bar and on some drugs.

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<v Speaker 2>Possibly the red flags went up when the captain indicated

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<v Speaker 2>the crew that rather than answering questions about potential fishing

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<v Speaker 2>that they were going to be doing, he was speaking

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<v Speaker 2>about meeting the so called Chinese mothership. See, you just

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<v Speaker 2>got a nut job here, a hold on job at

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<v Speaker 2>his skippers. So at this point, at least a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of the crew members like Chinese mothership. Huh, this guy,

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<v Speaker 2>it's something. So they called and at this point they

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<v Speaker 2>realized that once they get the callback, that the boat

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<v Speaker 2>has been stolen, so they send out, you know, Department

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<v Speaker 2>of Fish and Wildlife officers, and they're able to apprehend

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<v Speaker 2>this guy. And it does sound like he was indeed

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<v Speaker 2>looking for the Chinese mother ship. He had four thousand

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<v Speaker 2>dollars in cash and also a large quantity of individually

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<v Speaker 2>weighed and packaged marijuana in his possession. It gets even stranger.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think it could.

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<v Speaker 2>Apparently this dude had tried this earlier in the day

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<v Speaker 2>with another vessel and another crew which weren't who were

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<v Speaker 2>having none of it. They were like, get the hell

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<v Speaker 2>out of here. They never reported anything, but once they

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<v Speaker 2>heard about this, they're like, dude tried out with us

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<v Speaker 2>this morning. He was looking for the Chinese mothership.

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<v Speaker 3>I believe that's just that whole story is surreal.

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<v Speaker 2>He had some skills able to at least get the

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<v Speaker 2>boat out of the harbor.

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<v Speaker 3>I was just flashing back to deadly his catch when

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<v Speaker 3>I watched that before it completely jumped the shark. I

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<v Speaker 3>watched it, and then there were the gut like Jake

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<v Speaker 3>and the different guys, and you'd look at their ups

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<v Speaker 3>and downs with everything, not just the seas, but you know,

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<v Speaker 3>they'd all of a sudden, everything's going great for this guy,

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<v Speaker 3>and then they'd walk up and he's smoking math and

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<v Speaker 3>they're like, dude, what are you doing? You need to

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<v Speaker 3>be I.

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<v Speaker 2>Think there is going to be another season, should be

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<v Speaker 2>starting probably next month or so.

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<v Speaker 3>Another season I won't be watching.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm telling I'll keep you filled in.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they lost me deadly as catch with all the oh,

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<v Speaker 3>let's go to coast guard footage of saving a vessel

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<v Speaker 3>and let's waste a whole episode. We're watching it to

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<v Speaker 3>watch these guys catch crab. That's it?

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<v Speaker 2>You ready for a head don't want their drama headline

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<v Speaker 2>of the week contender?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, you want to know what the well tell

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<v Speaker 3>us this one? Then I'll tell you that earlier in

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<v Speaker 3>the week one.

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<v Speaker 2>What's in contention here? Chinese foodies pose as mourners to

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<v Speaker 2>try funeral homes.

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<v Speaker 3>Noodles as mourners.

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<v Speaker 2>I know I'm gonna have to unpack this for you here.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh No, I think I can get it.

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<v Speaker 3>Their foodies and they hear that there's really good noodles

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<v Speaker 3>at the funeral home.

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<v Speaker 2>So they want to go. It's funeral home. I guess

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<v Speaker 2>has a canteen where they serve you know, small meals

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<v Speaker 2>for mourners who have come to stay there pay their

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<v Speaker 2>final respects. And huh, I guess the noodles are to

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<v Speaker 2>die for.

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<v Speaker 3>Stop come, all right, here's the earlier headline of the week.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you got all these weirdos who are showing

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<v Speaker 2>up at this funeral home. Oh I'm here. I guess

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<v Speaker 2>they're just looking up to see who's you know on

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<v Speaker 2>ice that day? That's probably say goodbye to whoever? Can

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<v Speaker 2>I have some noodles? Probably where the fishing captain was gone?

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<v Speaker 1>Right?

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<v Speaker 3>Chinese mothership to try the noodles? All right, here's the

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<v Speaker 3>earlier headline of the week. Not a motherly thing to

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<v Speaker 3>do holding teen in condo and drinking together. That was

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<v Speaker 3>the wanting to adopt the teenager just to drink with them. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>so you got that headline again. Not a motherly thing

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<v Speaker 3>to do holding a teen and a condo and drinking together.

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<v Speaker 3>Or Chinese foodies poses mourners to try. I knew I'm

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<v Speaker 3>going with foodies.

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<v Speaker 2>You ain't get a last minute entry for tomorrow you

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<v Speaker 2>never know, never know, something might come out of the blue.

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<v Speaker 2>I like a good bowl of noodles. Man, you ever

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<v Speaker 2>go to them we were talking about yesterday. You ever

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<v Speaker 2>go to those fall places? Have you ever had fun?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>I went to uh, I think that you can get something.

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<v Speaker 2>I was at what you call it? We went to

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<v Speaker 2>bay Ridge on Friday night.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, yeah, they are similar.

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<v Speaker 2>They had a bunch of noodles on their menu.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah that's what that is. It's it's fun. It's spelled

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<v Speaker 3>p h O or whatever. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I had to do the fork request to.

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<v Speaker 3>Drop six and they.

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<v Speaker 2>Even have didn't even have them on the table. I

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<v Speaker 2>had to. They're pretty busy too, so that you know,

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<v Speaker 2>the server was, you know, had his hands full. And

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<v Speaker 2>I finally like, foods starting to show up here four?

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<v Speaker 2>So I got up and walked over to the Hey, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>a couple of forks by here.

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<v Speaker 3>American had chop a stick you get at an aggirl? No, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>come on a king the Japanese restaurant. I don't care.

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<v Speaker 2>They got rolls.

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<v Speaker 3>Shoot, man, the last time that I h not the

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<v Speaker 3>last time, but one time when I ordered silverware and

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<v Speaker 3>they had to bring the roll up to me. There

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<v Speaker 3>was for my daughter's birthday. She chose this place and

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<v Speaker 3>there's a good sous she plays and uh get the

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<v Speaker 3>silver ware they had to go and find and then

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<v Speaker 3>deliver to me. And there was a piece of gum.

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<v Speaker 3>It was that experience. There was a chewed up piece

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<v Speaker 3>of gum in the napkin. I I think they did

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<v Speaker 3>it on purpose. Look at him, too good to you

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<v Speaker 3>was chopsticks. I'm gonna hit him with the gum and

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<v Speaker 3>the napkin trick.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go to Velusia County for this. And I have

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<v Speaker 2>some pictures of this woman's handiwork. This is the I'm

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<v Speaker 2>pissed off at my ex and I'm gonna screw up

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<v Speaker 2>his vehicle.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh this is the spray paint one, right, this is

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<v Speaker 3>big showing the footage of this.

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<v Speaker 2>This is I have it on our Facebook if you

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<v Speaker 2>haven't seen it yet. She eighteen year old Evelina Fabonski

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<v Speaker 2>and a sixteen year old girl who she had in tow.

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<v Speaker 2>She wanted to get back at her ex boyfriend, so

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<v Speaker 2>she spray painted his car and horribly. I mean there's

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<v Speaker 2>a there was just one problem.

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<v Speaker 3>They were on camera.

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<v Speaker 2>Well no, well, I'm sure that's how she got caught.

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<v Speaker 2>But it wasn't her boyfriend's car that she's spray painted. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>some dude who live next door.

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<v Speaker 3>Really know your boyfriend there, don't Johann, don't even matter

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<v Speaker 3>the Cary drives.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't imagine why this relationship did it worked out here? Satisfaction.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never understood the mentality of vandalizing someone's car. Just

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<v Speaker 2>what did the car do to you? It's it's the

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<v Speaker 2>way to get back, man.

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<v Speaker 3>Nothing says this one's filthy, like you know, a good

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<v Speaker 3>horror on the side. Neighbors when they wake up love

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<v Speaker 3>seeing that. Yeah, it's fantastic. You think it's bad that

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<v Speaker 3>you have that one neighbor in the area that doesn't

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<v Speaker 3>mow the lawn and they have the weeds out of

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<v Speaker 3>control and the trees falling into the pool. And that's

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<v Speaker 3>nothing like you get the graffitied car out front, get

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<v Speaker 3>old keyed car that says horror on it with a

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<v Speaker 3>Nazi sign

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<v Speaker 2>With j R R