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Speaker 2: But mushrooms were all right out of the box.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you do it good.
Speaker 4: It's the mouth feel more than the taste. Okay, give
Speaker 4: it a try.
Speaker 3: Doesn't he sound like he smells so good?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 4: No? If I were to judge an odor based on
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I shouldn't even say odor because that has
Speaker 4: negative connotation. If I judge aroma.
Speaker 1: No, well he does. If you missed it. Mushrooms keep
Speaker 1: you from smelling olds. For lack of a better term,
Speaker 1: mushrooms help with your antioxidant situation on your skin that
Speaker 1: you can't you can't wash that smell away. It comes
Speaker 1: from the inside out, So mushrooms help with that.
Speaker 3: That's a takeaway really for me.
Speaker 1: This entire week of the show, I got to eat
Speaker 1: more mushrooms so I don't smell old.
Speaker 4: People. Man, people, just again, what's wrong? The mushrooms have
Speaker 4: overtaken it?
Speaker 3: They have They're good.
Speaker 4: Like you said, people have been sending us recipes for mushrooms.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Hey, the best place to get to fresh risotto is
Speaker 4: Trader Jos they make.
Speaker 1: A today, do they sure? Oh, I'll pick them up today.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just don't know. The mouthfeel is actually what
Speaker 4: is one of the putoffs for me. I eat all
Speaker 4: eat mushrooms on a pizza because there's pizza in it.
Speaker 4: I mean, that's the that's everybody had suggested if I
Speaker 4: don't like mushrooms, I should eat more pizza with mushrooms. Well,
Speaker 4: that kind of also goes against whatever health benefits I'm
Speaker 4: supposed to be getting from my mushrooms.
Speaker 6: They gearing Shannon down here in Lake Forest, hey don
Speaker 6: finally a couple of people who hate mushrooms like me.
Speaker 6: I can't stand them. The smell yeh, yuck. But I
Speaker 6: know they have good benefits. So I think I'm gonna
Speaker 6: start looking into mushroom supplements.
Speaker 2: They don't stink.
Speaker 3: Ask your wife, she'll know this. Well.
Speaker 1: The supplements behave the same way as an actual mushroom will.
Speaker 1: For this benefit.
Speaker 4: For the smell benefit, I don't know.
Speaker 7: Can you just like freeze dry the mushrooms and then
Speaker 7: grind them up into.
Speaker 4: Like a little powder and sure like a capsule. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and then it tastes like dirt. You're eating a dirt capsule.
Speaker 1: Well, you don't taste within the capsule, dumb ass. I
Speaker 1: guess if you you don't chew your capsules, you know.
Speaker 7: Like one of those like solid capsules that.
Speaker 4: You take your water. Oh, I see, come on, Gary,
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Speaker 1: President Trump convening a national security meeting today related to
Speaker 1: the Israel Ron conflict. He says he'll make a decision
Speaker 1: about potentially US intervention within the next two weeks.
Speaker 3: This is a timeframe he likes.
Speaker 1: Did you ever have kids in the backseat and they're
Speaker 1: wondering how long are until we get there, and you're
Speaker 1: like twenty minutes or whatever. You just give some sort
Speaker 1: of ambiguous time thing because you don't want to deal
Speaker 1: with the questions day after day. That's what President Trump
Speaker 1: does when it comes to two weeks. We've heard this
Speaker 1: timeframe before. It means nothing.
Speaker 4: And I don't know if the Iranians know that.
Speaker 1: Here's the other thing. Any other president wouldn't even tell
Speaker 1: you two weeks. They would be completely mum about all
Speaker 1: of this.
Speaker 4: We've seen more military assets making their way towards the
Speaker 4: Middle East. A handful of air tankers took off from
Speaker 4: Travis Air Force Base up in northern California headed out
Speaker 4: over the Pacific, which just you wouldn't think that would
Speaker 4: necessarily be the way they go unless they were headed
Speaker 4: out towards Diego. Garcia.
Speaker 1: Jurors from the retry well of Karen Reid in Massachusetts
Speaker 1: speaking out about the case. Jurors four and eleven both
Speaker 1: say they were convinced that Karen Reid did not strike
Speaker 1: her former cop boyfriend John O'Keefe with her SUV back
Speaker 1: in twenty twenty two. Jur four is a woman who
Speaker 1: says she was leaning towards guilty of manslaughter at first,
Speaker 1: but then as the evidence was presented, she was convinced
Speaker 1: Reid did not kill O'Keefe. Of course, Reid acquitted this
Speaker 1: week of second degree murder.
Speaker 3: That's very key for me.
Speaker 1: Juror four basically saying, I went in and originally thought,
Speaker 1: maybe after just opening statements, that she was guilty, but
Speaker 1: I listened to the evidence and as the evidence played out,
Speaker 1: I changed my mind to innocent.
Speaker 3: That's huge.
Speaker 1: That is a huge feather in the cap for the
Speaker 1: defense attorney, Allen Jackson in this case, a huge ray
Speaker 1: of hope for other attorneys who sometimes believe that jurors
Speaker 1: come in with, you know, preconceived ideas of what they're
Speaker 1: gonna do. And I'm sure it happens all the time.
Speaker 1: It's interesting to hear a jers say that though she
Speaker 1: did what she was supposed to do exactly. There is
Speaker 1: a developing story.
Speaker 4: A federal judge has ordered Columbia University student and activist
Speaker 4: mack Mood Khalil to be released on bail. He spent
Speaker 4: more than three months in detention. He was a prominent
Speaker 4: voice in the pro Palestinian protests at Columbia University, but
Speaker 4: the government has not actually accused him of any specific crime.
Speaker 4: The judge argued that he should be released on bail
Speaker 4: while he awaits an actual hearing.
Speaker 1: Researchers at the cyber security outlet cyber News say billions
Speaker 1: of log in credentials have been leaked and compiled into
Speaker 1: data sets online given criminals. They say unprecedented access to
Speaker 1: accounts consumers use every day. A lot of passwords for Google, Facebook, Apple,
Speaker 1: a lot of social media passwords that are being bought
Speaker 1: and sold or not.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's fine. What else could go wrong? This
Speaker 4: is what you do.
Speaker 3: You hack into my social media, go for it.
Speaker 4: You have in the past. In the past, I'm a
Speaker 4: different person now you are. Yeah. Oh, I would never
Speaker 4: do that. More problematic as I couldn't ever remember what
Speaker 4: your password was. Really, wasn't it like one, two, three, four?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 8: Oh, I just said it now, didn't I? No, this
Speaker 8: is my other password? Oh right, this is the fair
Speaker 8: bad words. A dangerous heat wave is moving in.
Speaker 4: They said about one hundred million people from the Midwest
Speaker 4: to the Northeast could see life threatening temperatures. Midwest states,
Speaker 4: including Minnesota, Wisconsin, Nebraska, South Dakota. The heat index could
Speaker 4: reach one hundred and ten degrees today and tomorrow. Denver
Speaker 4: Minneapolis could hit records this weekend. Phoenix is expected to
Speaker 4: be somewhere around a ball me one seventeen. In New
Speaker 4: York City, it could be one hundred and three degrees
Speaker 4: today one hundred and seven tomorrow. In DC, where it's
Speaker 4: even more humid, they're talking about one hundred and eight
Speaker 4: degrees on Sunday one hundred and eight in DC. The
Speaker 4: Washington Nationals are happy to be playing in Los Angeles tonight.
Speaker 4: Would you like your Jeopardy question real quick? We haven't
Speaker 4: done that in a while. If we haven't done that,
Speaker 4: we haven't done that in a while because they've been
Speaker 4: kind of stupid. I don't know, waste anyone's time.
Speaker 1: This is also stupid, but it's Friday, which makes me
Speaker 1: feel better about being stupid. Business is going green for
Speaker 1: twelve hundred dollars the answer. This Swedish automaker says that
Speaker 1: by twenty thirty, every car it sells should be fully electric.
Speaker 4: What is Volvo? Yeah? Boxy but safe.
Speaker 1: Yes, they've actually come a long way when it comes
Speaker 1: to style.
Speaker 4: Nowhere near as boxy as they were in the mid eighties. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it just looked like a lego car.
Speaker 1: Volvo was always like your safe relatives car, like whoever
Speaker 1: your safe relative was.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the nurse down the street who always took care
Speaker 4: of us. She drove Bingo. We will talk with Heather
Speaker 4: Broker about entertainment stuff when we come back.
Speaker 9: You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI.
Speaker 4: Heather Brooker has joined us. Hello how are you.
Speaker 7: I'm good.
Speaker 4: A Pixar movie is coming out this weekend.
Speaker 7: Yes, Elle Oh. It's called el ee Oh, and it
Speaker 7: is a really sweet movie about an eleven year old
Speaker 7: boy who has had a loss in his life. He
Speaker 7: lost his parents. I don't think that's necessarily a spoiler,
Speaker 7: because all the reviewers are basically putting that out there.
Speaker 7: He lost his parents and he is really feeling.
Speaker 4: A Pixar movie, a kid's movie where they lose.
Speaker 7: The parents, where they lose the ball.
Speaker 4: Tell me more.
Speaker 7: About all of those fun games, not just the one,
Speaker 7: mark both of them. And it's very sad. It's it
Speaker 7: starts off sad, but it's ends up being, you know,
Speaker 7: like this wonderful story about family and finding your family
Speaker 7: and connection and it's beautifully done. I accidentally bought tickets
Speaker 7: in three D. I didn't mean to do that, but
Speaker 7: I was like, oh, this is a fun you know,
Speaker 7: I forgot about three D, but it's not necessary too.
Speaker 4: Did you watch it with the glasses?
Speaker 7: I did watch it with the glasses. Yeah, you have
Speaker 7: to right.
Speaker 4: They couldn't figure out wise are not so blurry?
Speaker 7: Maybe it was the cocktails beforehand, but no, it's a
Speaker 7: really sweet movie. You know the A lot of the
Speaker 7: critics are saying, like, oh, it's another like sappy tug
Speaker 7: on the hot heartstrings Pixar movie. But that's what Pixar does, Like,
Speaker 7: that's what they're known for, these movies that have like
Speaker 7: some kind of emotionally grounded storyline that then whisk you
Speaker 7: off to this fantastical world.
Speaker 4: And that's what he is seeing the example of Up
Speaker 4: for that.
Speaker 6: I love.
Speaker 4: That's such a great movie, but starts so tragic.
Speaker 7: Very tragic. I cry every time in those first five
Speaker 7: minutes of Up. It's heartbreaking. I don't remember the beginning.
Speaker 7: Does the Grandpa die in the end, No, it's just
Speaker 7: goes up in a bullet with the balloon. Doesn't that
Speaker 7: signify death?
Speaker 4: Makes a lot for ruining that movie? Holy cow? I
Speaker 4: just thought he was going for a nice flight, and
Speaker 4: you're like, no, Grandpa's never coming home.
Speaker 7: I never thought about it like that. Actually, goodbye?
Speaker 3: Wait, is that what happens he this movie? It's not
Speaker 3: like there's I came out with five hundred years ago.
Speaker 7: Now that I think about it, I think that is
Speaker 7: what that symbolizes. Maybe he is ascending into the heavens
Speaker 7: and we will never see, guys, there hasn't been enough to.
Speaker 1: Guys, there hasn't been enough to that movie. People are yelling,
Speaker 1: told you, wait, did I ruin it that?
Speaker 7: I'm just said. People are like, I've never seen that movie?
Speaker 8: Wait?
Speaker 10: Is that?
Speaker 3: Am I remembering correctly?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 7: That is I believe that is right. He goes off
Speaker 7: and we think he's going back to that magical legs.
Speaker 3: Y'all thought that.
Speaker 7: Uh, I think that maybe he is. He is going
Speaker 7: on to pasture. Well, this one is is that crude?
Speaker 7: That's really crude? This movie is uh, not quite that
Speaker 7: dramatic at the end. There's actually a little bit of
Speaker 7: a happier ending. But I want to say there's a
Speaker 7: little non to Star Trek in it. You guys, star
Speaker 7: Trek fans, are we? Why do I sound like a
Speaker 7: fifty years.
Speaker 8: Are you?
Speaker 2: Are?
Speaker 10: You?
Speaker 3: Looks?
Speaker 7: Oh my god? Stop it all right. I will tell
Speaker 7: you this first east for Star Trek fans. There is
Speaker 7: a little easter egg in here that you're gonna want
Speaker 7: to pay attention to. In the first like ten to
Speaker 7: fifteen minutes of the movie, there is should I say
Speaker 7: it or should I let people figure it out? What
Speaker 7: do you think?
Speaker 3: I think you gotta let people figure out the Easter eggs.
Speaker 1: Ah, all right, is it from the new generation, the
Speaker 1: last generation or the next generations?
Speaker 7: From from Voyager, Deep Track, Star Trek fans will really
Speaker 7: appreciate this nod, this little East egg, So be on
Speaker 7: the lookout for that if you're fans. Also, last week
Speaker 7: I got some really a lot of hate. I gotta
Speaker 7: correct something. You guys, ever said something that you immediately
Speaker 7: regret and like, ohrap, no never four hours a day
Speaker 7: last week, you guys, I mistakenly said that Spaceballs was
Speaker 7: a remake and it's a sequel. And I realized when
Speaker 7: I got off the air I said that, and I
Speaker 7: got so many rude messages.
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm sorry, don't worry about it.
Speaker 7: I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: I love you.
Speaker 7: Also, is a remake a right?
Speaker 3: Don't answer to your name when you walk out of
Speaker 3: the building.
Speaker 7: Never, just you keep walking schmoker. I don't know. But anyway,
Speaker 7: Elliot was really cute. It's a good family movie. My
Speaker 7: daughter and my husband loved it, but it was not
Speaker 7: their favorite Pixar movie. How To Train Your Dragon is
Speaker 7: still expected to be top of the box office this weekend.
Speaker 7: What would you say the best Pixar movie is I mean,
Speaker 7: up is really up there? For me, that was for
Speaker 7: sure one of the ones that I think of when
Speaker 7: I think of a Pixar movie. Up has to be
Speaker 7: towards the top for sure. And then maybe it.
Speaker 3: Was Toy Story Pixar.
Speaker 7: Yes, okay, yeah, Toy Story three I think was probably
Speaker 7: one of the better Pixar movies. My husband would say Incredibles,
Speaker 7: that's hands down still his favorite Pixar movie.
Speaker 4: Excellent point.
Speaker 7: What is that about a dude? Must be a dude thing.
Speaker 3: I still haven't seen it.
Speaker 7: Oh, the guys are like incredible, the original incredible.
Speaker 4: What do you do with your time?
Speaker 7: Just watch TV show?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't watch You thought it was a kid's movie.
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 4: It is not, it's not. It's really clearly acceptable for kids.
Speaker 4: They can but it's good. It's worth I'll check it out.
Speaker 3: It's where I'll watch it tonight.
Speaker 4: Yeah you'd really like Okay, Yeah, it's a good one.
Speaker 7: So that's definitely one you should look out for. Also,
Speaker 7: I forgot to put this. I don't know if you
Speaker 7: guys saw this, but twenty eight years later, yeah.
Speaker 4: I keep saying all of this.
Speaker 7: Yes, Yeah, it's been twenty five years in the making
Speaker 7: since the original one came out, the one we've all
Speaker 7: been waiting for twenty eight years later, and there was
Speaker 7: a lot of horror films and zombie fans that were
Speaker 7: at our screaming last night or at the movies last night,
Speaker 7: going to see twenty eight years later. It's not getting
Speaker 7: great reviews. So people, I think are still going to
Speaker 7: go see it this weekend, but it's not getting great reviews.
Speaker 7: But I think if you love that original movie and
Speaker 7: you love that sort of like scary, fast zombie kind
Speaker 7: of a movie, you know you're gonna go see it.
Speaker 7: You'll enjoy it.
Speaker 1: I just feel like zombie movies and her shows have
Speaker 1: come so far in that time frame.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I think also to just cgi alone.
Speaker 3: I guess I'm.
Speaker 7: Forgetting the name of that show that is on that
Speaker 7: was so popular Walking Day. Yes, thank you you. Literally,
Speaker 7: I've not had enough coffee. I'm not awake the Walking Dead.
Speaker 7: I think people maybe they got a little zombie out.
Speaker 7: I don't know that show was on forever.
Speaker 1: I don't know if people get zombied out, Like once
Speaker 1: you're into zombies, I think you're.
Speaker 7: Look that a guy Rob zombie wo he made it
Speaker 7: his whole personality.
Speaker 4: Uh hard brideheard Wilson.
Speaker 7: Yeah, so I've sort of been calling this like Bridesmaids
Speaker 7: meets like a Mission possible kind of a thing. It's
Speaker 7: a very familiar action comedy trope. Rebel Wilson is a
Speaker 7: maid of honor. She has to kind of ditch her
Speaker 7: maid of honor duties to go and helps like capture
Speaker 7: some crime, you know, criminals and stuff like that.
Speaker 3: Die hard but bride hard.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Yeah, it's like bride hard. And she does that
Speaker 7: and she upsets her uh you know, bridesmaids party and
Speaker 7: then the bride and they're like, you can't be the
Speaker 7: bridesmaid made of honor anymore. You have to be just
Speaker 7: a bridesmaid. So she spends the whole movie trying to
Speaker 7: like win them back over through her and also fighting criminals.
Speaker 4: And I do love her really, Rebel Wilson.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I fell out of love with her pretty quickly. Yeah,
Speaker 4: what after? What was it?
Speaker 1: Pitch perfect? Just felt like she did the same thing
Speaker 1: over that is her thing, that is her. I didn't
Speaker 1: like her in Bridesmaids. I thought she was stellar in
Speaker 1: that that was Bridemaids, Bride's Maids was before pitch Perfect
Speaker 1: was pretty sure, Yes it.
Speaker 7: Was, it was, And she had a really small part
Speaker 7: in Bridesmaids, right, and then that kind of launched her
Speaker 7: into pitch Perfect. And she does the same character over
Speaker 7: and over, and if you're not a fan of that,
Speaker 7: you will not be a fan of this because.
Speaker 4: It's the same thing, something serious. I would love to
Speaker 4: see her.
Speaker 7: I don't know that you will ever see that.
Speaker 4: I would love it, I think, because I think a
Speaker 4: lot of these comedians would just do these you know,
Speaker 4: they just pull the slot machines trigger And I feel like.
Speaker 7: We about Melissa McCarthy and not at all because I'm
Speaker 7: totally jealous of her for stealing my career as an actress. Yeah,
Speaker 7: I feel.
Speaker 1: Like I feel like she's forcing it feels forced into
Speaker 1: funny roles sometimes.
Speaker 7: Yeah, And I think you're right.
Speaker 1: Rebel Wilson. She could play the same person. I'm constantly
Speaker 1: in the mood to laugh at that person, So it
Speaker 1: doesn't bother me that she plays like the same type.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, well she If you liked pitch Perfect at all,
Speaker 7: Anna Camp, who was in pitch Perfect with her, is
Speaker 7: also in this movie, so you'll get to see some
Speaker 7: of that same chemistry between the two of them again,
Speaker 7: and so was.
Speaker 3: The little girl that had to see Macaulay Culkin die.
Speaker 7: Yes, Anna klump Ski was a friend. I was gonna
Speaker 7: say chump Sky, but that's not right, my girl. Also, guys,
Speaker 7: fiftieth anniversary of the first blockbuster ever, Jaws? Jaws?
Speaker 4: Have you ever seen it?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: Thanks Heather, Thanks you guys, nuggets when we come back.
Speaker 9: You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
Speaker 9: AM six forty.
Speaker 3: Well, each week we asked what you learned.
Speaker 1: I am still in the whole of mushroom recipes, high
Speaker 1: letting the fact that I learned the mushrooms when you
Speaker 1: eat them, avoid the whole. I am old and I
Speaker 1: smell tired routine. I don't want to smell.
Speaker 4: At that point. You're just gonna smell like your laundry detergent, Right, That.
Speaker 3: Would be love. I love to just smell like detergent.
Speaker 4: Seems very clean, doesn't it seems very nice? Well? What
Speaker 4: did you learn this week on the Garyan Shannon jow
Speaker 4: But I learned.
Speaker 10: On the Gary and Shannon Show this week because Shannon's brother.
Speaker 4: Really gets his kinko on at the brothel.
Speaker 2: Good Lord, all the tales that you were sharing with us.
Speaker 5: Now you know why.
Speaker 9: When he was young, he walked around with a Bob
Speaker 9: the Builder toolkit came in pretty hand, yet the brothel
Speaker 9: didn't it.
Speaker 1: He would have loved Bob the Builder if it was
Speaker 1: around when he was a kid.
Speaker 4: Can we fix it?
Speaker 3: Yes we can.
Speaker 1: This week on the.
Speaker 9: Gary and Shannon Show, I learned that the daily consumption
Speaker 9: of black coffee could reduce the risk of dying early
Speaker 9: by seventeen percent.
Speaker 4: I looked up to Sady.
Speaker 6: Epidemiologyalist Fang Thanks Jen of Tough's University attributes bioactive compounds
Speaker 6: in the coffee to longer life.
Speaker 7: Forty six thousand people were used in the study.
Speaker 4: It's a pretty good sample, big study anyway. Y'all have
Speaker 4: a good weekend. See bye, Thanks, See you next week.
Speaker 11: This weekend, Garian s Shennon. I learned that Shennon experienced
Speaker 11: the best case scenario to her fly being down on Monday.
Speaker 11: The majority of people didn't notice, and she got away
Speaker 11: with it until she said something about on the radio.
Speaker 11: Worst case scenario would be wapping to me. A few
Speaker 11: years ago when I had my fly down, A majority
Speaker 11: of the wedding I went to, and I didn't know
Speaker 11: until I went to the restroom. The issue was I
Speaker 11: was been wearing any underwear.
Speaker 3: Oh so you would feel that one't you.
Speaker 4: It depends on are you sitting the whole time? Are
Speaker 4: you talking about like the breeze, you'd feel the breeze.
Speaker 1: You would feel it on your genitalia if you are
Speaker 1: a fucking around No necessarily.
Speaker 2: Oh interesting, Hey guys, this is Dylan.
Speaker 12: This is what I learned on the Garyan Shennon Show
Speaker 12: this week. I learned that menley men like to do
Speaker 12: menley commercials with menly butterflies. I also learned that many
Speaker 12: men like to do many things with bunker buster bombs
Speaker 12: to other manley men in the Middle East. And I
Speaker 12: also learned that Shannon had cake coppers in the form
Speaker 12: of football helmets.
Speaker 4: Have a great weekend there, guys, Just.
Speaker 3: One right, Yeah, just the one.
Speaker 4: I didn't think you'd put like a Cowboys helmet on
Speaker 4: there for the rivalry or something like that.
Speaker 9: Hey, Gary, Shannon, this is Carl and this week on
Speaker 9: the Gary and Shannon Show was what I learned was
Speaker 9: America's got a bomb named after me called the mass
Speaker 9: Armory penetrator.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I just threw up a little bit.
Speaker 4: Starting to see some mold grown on at the walls
Speaker 4: of the basement down there.
Speaker 2: Garan show zero Exure, and this week I learned that
Speaker 2: Shannon was somehow and never exposed to the prefetter. To
Speaker 2: fill in other gaps, check out Cathulu from HP Lovecraft
Speaker 2: and the Illicit Mind Players from D and D. I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: and I went forward to the Space Wars is featured
Speaker 2: in What you Want to Wednesday.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, someday HP Lovecraft. What is familiar with it?
Speaker 10: Now? You'll what did I learn this week? You'll recogn Well,
Speaker 10: what I learned is what I've always been learning. And
Speaker 10: that's why I always listened to the Gary and Chaddon show.
Speaker 10: Is you guys just call it straight. Getting that story
Speaker 10: straight at Dodger Stadium. I really enjoyed that getting this straight.
Speaker 10: It's too bad our local news stations couldn't do it.
Speaker 4: Hey, that's why they come here for all their their information.
Speaker 3: That's right, Why go anywhere else?
Speaker 4: Why go anywhere else? Well, that's what you learned this
Speaker 4: week on the Gary and Channing That.
Speaker 1: Was not that good. You know, what we need to
Speaker 1: do is we need to teach a beoutter.
Speaker 3: Next week.
Speaker 1: We need to come up with more fun things, more
Speaker 1: useful news news you can use.
Speaker 4: Okay, we'll make an attempt. How's that okay for our
Speaker 4: pregame rehearsal on Monday morning, when we go over the
Speaker 4: whole week and.
Speaker 1: Sign out, well for the jumping jacks or the pushups
Speaker 1: between between the jumping jackson.
Speaker 4: Uh, what we also and the week with our nine
Speaker 4: news nuggets you need to know? And these are the
Speaker 4: stories that clearly fell through the cracks because World War
Speaker 4: II was just about to break out. Here's our honorable mention,
Speaker 4: honorable mention not to mention policy, not to mention the
Speaker 4: honor serving with you did.
Speaker 5: Great and honorable modes.
Speaker 1: So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member
Speaker 1: of honorable Mention. I noticed this trend at my latest
Speaker 1: nephew who graduated high schools. Graduation, no clapping, hold your
Speaker 1: applause until all the names are announced.
Speaker 3: So it's going to take two damn long.
Speaker 8: Now.
Speaker 1: Logan went to a high school where his graduating class
Speaker 1: was a couple hundred people. It was a big class,
Speaker 1: three hundred people something like that was crazy, right, So
Speaker 1: you can imagine why you want to hold the applause
Speaker 1: because there's so many names being called. It would take
Speaker 1: all freaking day if you had to wait for all
Speaker 1: the applause. But here, this was a kindergarten class where
Speaker 1: the same rule applied, no applause. The weird thing is
Speaker 1: is there were like seventeen kids in the graduating class.
Speaker 4: They could do one singular clap per graduate.
Speaker 3: One person decided, this feels like a cult.
Speaker 4: Rationing claps is insanity. They've even got inflation on clapping now.
Speaker 3: They said.
Speaker 1: And the event a child doesn't have a parent, guardian,
Speaker 1: or caretaker in the audience, the one clap rule prevents
Speaker 1: feelings of jealousy, emotional rejection, or neglect among kids.
Speaker 3: Here's the thing.
Speaker 1: If you're at a kindergarten graduation and Bobby McGee's name
Speaker 1: is called and there's no clapping, everyone's gonna start clapping
Speaker 1: for Bobby mcg It's a very timely name.
Speaker 3: I realized that.
Speaker 1: But you know what I mean, You know what I mean,
Speaker 1: who would let it go without applause a kid's.
Speaker 4: Name being someone's going to apply.
Speaker 1: Yeah, your kid's kindergarten graduation and your kid's name is
Speaker 1: called new Clap, and then Bobby's name is called No.
Speaker 3: One Club, you start clapping. Everyone would Yes.
Speaker 4: We'd noticed that when our kids graduated high school, it
Speaker 4: was a large enough graduating class. They did it in
Speaker 4: a football stadium, right, I think that's pretty common. And
Speaker 4: there were people they said the same thing, hold your
Speaker 4: applause until the end, so that everybody can feel great.
Speaker 4: We can celebrate all the graduates together. And then people
Speaker 4: screamed when their kid's name was called, like an entire
Speaker 4: family of fifteen people.
Speaker 3: That's so annoying.
Speaker 4: But they weren't clapping. They at least followed the rules.
Speaker 3: Number nine, number nine.
Speaker 4: I did ninth place.
Speaker 12: If a cops dirty nine times out of tennis, partner's dirty.
Speaker 4: Two and I speak nine languages.
Speaker 2: Yeah night, basically everybody at table.
Speaker 4: Then I'll be ready to go on another nine. And niner?
Speaker 4: Did I catch a niner in there?
Speaker 12: Where you're calling from Milwaukie.
Speaker 4: Talking, there is a restaurant in a royal Grande. I
Speaker 4: think it is because I'm whitening up the name, because
Speaker 4: that's what we do here in California, where if you
Speaker 4: are not careful, the seagulls will eat your food. Oh sorry,
Speaker 4: it was more obay. That's where it was more obey.
Speaker 4: The seagulls, if you sit outside, will eat your food.
Speaker 4: If you turn your back for a half a second,
Speaker 4: they'll pull French fries or scrambled eggs or hash browns
Speaker 4: or anything off of your e That's what the.
Speaker 1: Seagulls do at all the beach towns, right even the
Speaker 1: beaches up up in the UK. A gull has taken
Speaker 1: revenge on a man who was installing anti bird spikes
Speaker 1: by drinking the man's coffee and stealing his mug.
Speaker 4: The maintenance worker had been bird proofing some houses when
Speaker 4: he stopped at a pub for a coffee. Said he'd
Speaker 4: been talking to someone before he turned around to find
Speaker 4: the seagull helping himself to the coffee. I didn't know
Speaker 4: that they would drink the coffee. But before he could
Speaker 4: sew the bird away, the bird grabbed the mug by
Speaker 4: its little handle and flew away.
Speaker 1: So that's what you get for ordering coffee at a pub.
Speaker 1: Number eight.
Speaker 5: A chide his bold every eight second, listening to eight
Speaker 5: different bosses drown on about mission statements.
Speaker 1: Here, we've heard about people drinking tea and other hot
Speaker 1: drinks in wildly hot temperature places to ward off the heat.
Speaker 1: There's a weird thing that goes with your body where
Speaker 1: if you drink a hot temperature drink while it's like
Speaker 1: one hundred and ten outside, it actually cools down your
Speaker 1: body to handle the heat better. As counterproductive is that sounds?
Speaker 1: It is quite productive. Now Brits are being advised to
Speaker 1: during plenty of fluids in order to avide avoid dehydration
Speaker 1: during this heat wave. But a doctor has claimed there's
Speaker 1: a better option for tea than tea.
Speaker 3: I should say milk.
Speaker 4: I disagree.
Speaker 1: It may be more hydrating than water. According to the
Speaker 1: medical director at Metachecks.
Speaker 4: The doctor explains that because of the sugar, the protein
Speaker 4: and the fat content in milk, it actually slows the
Speaker 4: rate at which the fluid empties from the stomach. So
Speaker 4: the glass of milk would help you stay hydrated, or
Speaker 4: at least feeling hydrated over a longer period.
Speaker 1: You, with all your medical background disagree. Is that what
Speaker 1: you said?
Speaker 4: I think it sounds awful? Well, and I'll say that slowly. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it sounds they awful, taste good or it's pleasurable. They
Speaker 4: just said it helps your body, not dehydrate. I guess
Speaker 4: here's number seven, the seventh son of the seventh son.
Speaker 9: We're on seven days.
Speaker 6: A seven years of college done.
Speaker 2: To drain seven seven days?
Speaker 4: Where was uh? Where was justin Timberlake when he got
Speaker 4: popped for drunk driving?
Speaker 3: I think you're right. I think it was Cape Cod.
Speaker 3: It it sounds about right.
Speaker 1: Cape Cod is where the rich go to play in
Speaker 1: the summer of the East Coast. And Cape Cod is
Speaker 1: going to start testing its sewage for cocaine and other
Speaker 1: drugs to find out when and how often resins are
Speaker 1: getting high. Sounds like a breach in privacy rights, doesn't it.
Speaker 4: Well, yest how much.
Speaker 3: Cocaine is in cap in the Cape plenty?
Speaker 4: Well, they're looking specifically in the sewage for it, right,
Speaker 4: I mean, because that's your body expels all that stuff.
Speaker 4: But a Biobot is a company that special license in
Speaker 4: wastewater epidemiology, and we'll start testing the surf side wastewater
Speaker 4: treatment facility for drugs fentanyl, opiates, meth nicotine all later
Speaker 4: this month. They said. The goal is to help with
Speaker 4: recovery outreach. I'm not sure that people in the Hamptons
Speaker 4: are going to be receptive to that number six. I
Speaker 4: got six, you got six, she got six. Number six.
Speaker 2: There's six more weeks of later picture of me or
Speaker 2: rabbi and six drunk and long term.
Speaker 9: And we just dig you in a nursing home closer
Speaker 9: to us.
Speaker 4: I don't have to drink another six.
Speaker 1: Well, an airline crew will be put up in an
Speaker 1: airport hotel. If you can't find an airport hotel, maybe
Speaker 1: something in the vicinity. And sometimes it doesn't always.
Speaker 4: Go by the book.
Speaker 1: Shall we say a British Airways crew was supposed to
Speaker 1: or was forced to, spend a layover night in an
Speaker 1: Italian hotel that happened to be a sex hotel.
Speaker 4: I didn't know there was such a thing. You didn't
Speaker 4: know about sex hotels. I know that people have sex
Speaker 4: in hotels. I didn't know that there was a hotel
Speaker 4: that you book specifically for. That is the old hotel moomom,
Speaker 4: go on.
Speaker 1: No, the older you, I get grossed out more by
Speaker 1: hotel rooms. Older I get the more you still thinking about.
Speaker 4: When you were twenty you would sleep on the floor
Speaker 4: of a hotel, of course I would.
Speaker 1: Now you'll barely sleep on the bed. Exactly exactly right.
Speaker 4: They said that this hotel offers a variety of themed suites,
Speaker 4: including a BDSM dungeon style room complete with a caged
Speaker 4: bed and a standing cross with wristcuffs.
Speaker 1: Do they provide a person for you to oh play
Speaker 1: around with? I don't know, because what good is a
Speaker 1: room with a cage if you don't have someone to
Speaker 1: put in the cage?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 1: I always say my rule of life, I never five.
Speaker 4: Number? What whatnot?
Speaker 3: Five for five?
Speaker 7: I have five rules we.
Speaker 4: Should bombing in five minutes.
Speaker 3: Five Little Moyese, this is the year five point five.
Speaker 4: Five will be a favorite. Lose five pounds immediately. I
Speaker 4: think they just have a great sense of humor over
Speaker 4: in the UK because so many of these nugget stories
Speaker 4: come out of there. A guy who is considered to
Speaker 4: be a lollipop man has been told he can no
Speaker 4: longer give high fives to kids as they crossed the road.
Speaker 4: Fifty seven year old guy guy named Neil Cotton, helps
Speaker 4: primary and secondary kids in East Yorkshire, claims he's been
Speaker 4: told to stop high fiving the kids because it upsets
Speaker 4: drivers who have to wait another ten seconds.
Speaker 1: We had a guy like this when I was in
Speaker 1: high school who lived near the high school and would
Speaker 1: hand out lollipops and candy. Wonderful man. He would also
Speaker 1: go to girls basketball games all the time and was
Speaker 1: total enthusiast for girls basketball. And I remember being about
Speaker 1: fourteen fifteen, and I was the only one who thought
Speaker 1: a little weird.
Speaker 4: He's now a little weird. He's now doing fifteen.
Speaker 1: He's like this beloved community guy that had kids himself,
Speaker 1: like the nicest guy. And I'm the one cynical person
Speaker 1: in the entire town where I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, there's not wrong with this, right, there's some little
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 1: A John and Ken listener before I even knew it.
Speaker 1: You know, think of the worst of people, people that
Speaker 1: wanted to be with the children, just wondering.
Speaker 4: You just wanted to watch the girls.
Speaker 1: Runner guy, And I was such a cynical little a hole.
Speaker 4: Here's number four or minute.
Speaker 9: It's probably on his fourth tranquilizer by now.
Speaker 6: Com number four.
Speaker 9: This isn't the same world he left.
Speaker 4: Four years ago, a singer who died just a few
Speaker 4: hours after undergoing plastic surgery went on a boozy night
Speaker 4: out with the doctor before getting surgery.
Speaker 1: An a Barbara Berberderini, one way to get a discount right.
Speaker 4: Went into cardiac arrest and died in a hospital in
Speaker 4: Turkey after getting the breast augmentation, the liposuction, and a
Speaker 4: nose job all at once.
Speaker 3: What kind of well, what did the night entail?
Speaker 4: Just a lot of drinking.
Speaker 1: If you're drinking a lot or and or drugs, does
Speaker 1: that affect your anesthesia the next day?
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm sure it does. Yeah, and this is pre work.
Speaker 4: She'd already had a lot of work done, so she's
Speaker 4: going back in for some tune ups.
Speaker 3: She looks natural there, Hi number three.
Speaker 6: Three shall be.
Speaker 2: The number that count and the number of the counting
Speaker 2: shall be three.
Speaker 5: Fight were dead within three hours.
Speaker 2: Three security clearance level three.
Speaker 4: All three of the three. I got all three of
Speaker 4: you guys for the rest of your naturally born live.
Speaker 3: After that three.
Speaker 4: Days, they both start to stink. I saw this earlier
Speaker 4: this week, and I'm not sure where it's coming from,
Speaker 4: but Ozzy Osbourne is going to be selling his DNA
Speaker 4: in liquid death cans.
Speaker 1: Does that guy have any left? You have any DNA left?
Speaker 4: They said, the special because they will contain traces of
Speaker 4: Ozzy Osbourne's actual DNA. Liquid Death is a water company, right,
Speaker 4: It doesn't sound like it, but it's a it's a
Speaker 4: water company. Ten cans of the low calorie iced tea
Speaker 4: that Osbourne drank and then crushed himself. In the process.
Speaker 4: He left behind trace DNA from his saliva that you
Speaker 4: can now own and even hand sign. Each packaging label.
Speaker 3: Saw this funny uh meme.
Speaker 1: It was somebody who said, oh, I had a snack
Speaker 1: before bed last night, and it really messed up my
Speaker 1: my glucose levels as evidenced by by Aura Rang and
Speaker 1: somebody quoted it and said, Ozzy Osbourne drank two bottles
Speaker 1: of vodka for thirty years before performing every other night.
Speaker 3: You're gonna be fine, You'll be okay.
Speaker 4: Here's number two. What's going on you?
Speaker 1: Two?
Speaker 3: Two is one to two.
Speaker 5: The two people, and there's two sons and no women
Speaker 5: who ringing okay, wait to send this to my daughter.
Speaker 4: In Texas, weeks of heavy rains have plagued have prompted
Speaker 4: a plague of huge, toxic hammer head flatworms to come
Speaker 4: out of the ground in North Texas. These things are
Speaker 4: multiple feet long in many cases. They were brought to
Speaker 4: the US from Southeast Asia in the late eighteen hundreds
Speaker 4: and show up everywhere from the Pacific Northwest to New
Speaker 4: York and New York and most recently in North Texas called.
Speaker 3: Demonic flesh Eaters. Yeah, welcome, welcome, weird number number one.
Speaker 12: We're number one, Ben.
Speaker 2: I decided to look out for number one.
Speaker 11: Are you the number one row? Number one?
Speaker 8: Number one, number one?
Speaker 4: All these rugby players.
Speaker 1: You ever turn on morning TV and see a penis
Speaker 1: right there on your screen?
Speaker 4: Yes, I have. Have you more reflected in the screen
Speaker 4: than it is on the screen, if that's what you're asking.
Speaker 4: But national rugby league player made good on his promise
Speaker 4: to do a nude run if if his new South
Speaker 4: Wales team lost. The things took a turn when he
Speaker 4: turned around to the camera and they got to see
Speaker 4: his little rugby player John colebelt chos Coming up next Monday,
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