WEBVTT 1 00:00:02.040 --> 00:00:06.040 One oh one point three K d w B. Go ahead, 2 00:00:06.040 --> 00:00:06.759 plead your case. 3 00:00:07.120 --> 00:00:09.960 Okay, this isn't my fault, and I did accept something 4 00:00:09.960 --> 00:00:11.080 for free real quick. 5 00:00:11.240 --> 00:00:13.519 Can I ask you if you have you in your 6 00:00:13.560 --> 00:00:16.600 life ever agreed to anything being your fault, because since 7 00:00:16.679 --> 00:00:17.359 I've worked. 8 00:00:17.160 --> 00:00:19.280 With you, I've never seen that happen. 9 00:00:19.760 --> 00:00:22.359 I've always seen you throw your wife under the bus, 10 00:00:22.600 --> 00:00:26.000 your dog, your cat, your children, that anyone but you. 11 00:00:26.160 --> 00:00:29.800 This sounds like a you thing I don't know, is okay? Okay? 12 00:00:29.920 --> 00:00:31.679 So last night I'm picking up I don't want to 13 00:00:31.679 --> 00:00:35.840 say the place. I'll call it walk Walk. Okay, I'm 14 00:00:35.880 --> 00:00:40.719 at walk Walk right now. New Year's Eve. I went 15 00:00:40.759 --> 00:00:44.039 to walk Walk. I had a crazy interaction with the guy. 16 00:00:44.320 --> 00:00:49.520 Oh no, I go in there, I pick up the bag. 17 00:00:49.640 --> 00:00:51.280 The guy's like, here's your pick up whatever. 18 00:00:51.200 --> 00:00:53.119 You shared the story on the radio. 19 00:00:53.240 --> 00:00:54.240 Yes, he looks me in the eyes. 20 00:00:54.280 --> 00:00:55.600 But I'm pretty sure you said the name of the 21 00:00:55.600 --> 00:00:58.840 business that time. I'm pretty sure it was Lee and Chin. 22 00:00:58.960 --> 00:01:01.000 As I'm getting my pick aboard, he looks me in 23 00:01:01.079 --> 00:01:04.239 the eyes. He's like, hey, bro, twenty twenty five is 24 00:01:04.239 --> 00:01:06.400 gonna be great for your destination. Yeah, thank you, bro. 25 00:01:06.879 --> 00:01:09.799 I appreciate you. I was like, whoa, it's crazy. The 26 00:01:09.840 --> 00:01:12.719 eye contact was wild. As I'm leaving. Yeah, he tells 27 00:01:12.719 --> 00:01:15.159 me some things. So I go to walk Walk again, 28 00:01:15.200 --> 00:01:16.760 first time since New Year's Eve. 29 00:01:17.200 --> 00:01:20.040 Same guy this time. 30 00:01:20.319 --> 00:01:23.680 He says, hey, I recognize your name on the pickup order. 31 00:01:24.079 --> 00:01:27.799 I canceled it still bagged it up. This one's on me. 32 00:01:28.079 --> 00:01:33.599 Oh sick. I said no, no, no, that's fine. Whatever here, 33 00:01:33.680 --> 00:01:35.519 let me give you the payment. Wait, he says, no, 34 00:01:35.760 --> 00:01:36.200 you said. 35 00:01:36.120 --> 00:01:37.560 No, no, that's fine in to the bag. 36 00:01:38.200 --> 00:01:39.840 Well, I was holding on, like walking out at that 37 00:01:39.879 --> 00:01:40.439 point where you. 38 00:01:40.400 --> 00:01:42.519 Doing the bit where you pretend like you can't find 39 00:01:42.519 --> 00:01:44.799 at chel Oh no, no no I can't. 40 00:01:44.799 --> 00:01:45.799 Oh no my wallet. 41 00:01:46.000 --> 00:01:48.400 And he's like, I appreciate what you're doing for the community. 42 00:01:48.640 --> 00:01:50.519 Question is what am I doing for the community? 43 00:01:50.640 --> 00:01:53.760 Great question? Haven't had a single charitable event here? 44 00:01:54.200 --> 00:01:54.280 Is? 45 00:01:54.319 --> 00:01:57.359 He confused? At who I am? I don't know. 46 00:01:57.760 --> 00:02:00.359 I just want to say whatever, Angel is working at Walk, 47 00:02:01.439 --> 00:02:03.040 I appreciate you for your service. 48 00:02:04.159 --> 00:02:05.519 What this is a great question? 49 00:02:05.920 --> 00:02:07.000 Yeah, what are. 50 00:02:06.879 --> 00:02:09.719 You doing for your community? I think you're bringing laughter 51 00:02:09.840 --> 00:02:10.800 and enjoy to hearts. 52 00:02:11.599 --> 00:02:14.439 Sometimes I don't know. You chop it up. 53 00:02:14.439 --> 00:02:16.560 It's a whole bunch of nothing I'm doing though, Yeah, 54 00:02:16.639 --> 00:02:18.759 I'm just using. I'm actually doing not a lot for 55 00:02:18.800 --> 00:02:20.879 my community. People on the sidewalks gotta watch out as 56 00:02:20.879 --> 00:02:21.800 I'm winning by my bike. 57 00:02:21.840 --> 00:02:23.319 I'm not You're not supposed to ride your bike on 58 00:02:23.319 --> 00:02:25.159 the sidewalk for the one hundredth times exactly. 59 00:02:25.240 --> 00:02:28.879 I'm kind of a bad smartan, yeah, but in his eyes, 60 00:02:29.919 --> 00:02:30.400 I'm a ge. 61 00:02:30.599 --> 00:02:34.800 So it's do you know how often I feel lucky 62 00:02:34.879 --> 00:02:36.680 that people will recognize me at restaurants? 63 00:02:36.680 --> 00:02:41.479 Frequently? Never are they like this? 64 00:02:42.319 --> 00:02:43.120 Really? Never? 65 00:02:43.919 --> 00:02:45.360 Yeah, I feel like every time I'm with you, though 66 00:02:45.360 --> 00:02:47.560 somebody notices you, doesn't matter. 67 00:02:47.960 --> 00:02:49.520 But it's never like a freebie thing. 68 00:02:49.560 --> 00:02:52.280 It's like, that's okay, I don't I don't deserve a freebee. 69 00:02:52.560 --> 00:02:54.199 He probably hears you talk about all the time how 70 00:02:54.199 --> 00:02:55.439 you don't have a car, and Steff he felt so 71 00:02:55.560 --> 00:02:57.120 bad for you. That's probably what it is. 72 00:02:59.039 --> 00:03:01.560 Or he wants to get with. 73 00:03:01.560 --> 00:03:05.039 You, which for walk walk mate, you would be. 74 00:03:06.319 --> 00:03:11.159 Wait, what top three food establishments would you hook up 75 00:03:11.159 --> 00:03:12.759 with an employee to get for free? 76 00:03:12.960 --> 00:03:13.879 Any Chinese? 77 00:03:13.960 --> 00:03:19.800 Any it's all the cheap stuff actually Chinese pizza. 78 00:03:18.759 --> 00:03:21.000 One medium pizza, yeah, throw on. 79 00:03:20.960 --> 00:03:22.840 Some yeah, let's go. 80 00:03:23.520 --> 00:03:24.240 This is the fallon. 81 00:03:25.879 --> 00:03:32.919 It's about time for Histou with fallon and cold. All right. 82 00:03:32.960 --> 00:03:36.199 I don't do a lot of flight chat because I 83 00:03:36.240 --> 00:03:38.639 don't know a lot about airplanes, and I don't know 84 00:03:39.560 --> 00:03:41.520 much about much. As it turns out, I do know 85 00:03:41.560 --> 00:03:43.439 the Right brothers were the first to take flight in 86 00:03:43.439 --> 00:03:44.039 an airplane. 87 00:03:44.080 --> 00:03:44.639 That is right. 88 00:03:45.680 --> 00:03:46.680 Oh, I go either there. 89 00:03:47.240 --> 00:03:50.560 But this is a crazy world record that was broken 90 00:03:50.599 --> 00:03:53.919 in nineteen fifty eight and still stands today. 91 00:03:54.639 --> 00:03:56.159 Robert tim and John Cook. 92 00:03:56.319 --> 00:03:58.759 Doesn't matter who they are except that they hold this record. 93 00:03:59.240 --> 00:04:02.599 They set a world record by flying a Cessna one 94 00:04:02.719 --> 00:04:06.800 seventy two. Check this out for sixty two or sorry, 95 00:04:06.840 --> 00:04:13.319 sixty four days, twenty two hours, and nineteen minutes without landing. 96 00:04:14.280 --> 00:04:17.160 So this is one hundred and fifty thousand miles without landing. 97 00:04:17.199 --> 00:04:18.800 Now you're giving me the look of like, but how 98 00:04:18.800 --> 00:04:21.600 did I do? Great question? That's the thing. 99 00:04:21.720 --> 00:04:23.800 Do they train birds to bring up gasolene? 100 00:04:24.199 --> 00:04:25.160 Great thought? 101 00:04:25.319 --> 00:04:27.480 Because we do know there are certain birds that are 102 00:04:27.600 --> 00:04:32.439 very smart, pigeons, pigeons, crows, any other hoirds. I think 103 00:04:32.519 --> 00:04:34.279 in Harry Potter, owls are very smart. 104 00:04:34.360 --> 00:04:34.839 Eagles. 105 00:04:35.040 --> 00:04:39.439 Yes, we'll get back to that. They would reap, thank you. 106 00:04:39.480 --> 00:04:44.439 They would refuel mid air by hoisting a fuel hose 107 00:04:44.519 --> 00:04:47.519 from a moving truck on a straight row. 108 00:04:47.800 --> 00:04:49.079 So dumb, this is true. 109 00:04:49.079 --> 00:04:52.480 There are photos of it. I know, I know it's true, 110 00:04:52.759 --> 00:04:57.519 But dude, the record still stands today. It's the longest 111 00:04:57.560 --> 00:05:01.639 continuous flight in a propeller driven airplane. 112 00:05:01.720 --> 00:05:03.279 Wait how many days did you say? 113 00:05:04.680 --> 00:05:05.079 It was? 114 00:05:05.439 --> 00:05:08.759 Sixty four days, twenty two hours and nineteen minutes? 115 00:05:09.000 --> 00:05:12.519 Now? All right, all right, all right? Where do they 116 00:05:12.519 --> 00:05:14.480 get the water? How do they get the food? Is 117 00:05:14.480 --> 00:05:15.879 it like a pre pack supplies? 118 00:05:16.120 --> 00:05:16.439 Okay? 119 00:05:16.639 --> 00:05:18.360 Where are they going to the bathroom? Are they? Dude? 120 00:05:18.360 --> 00:05:18.959 Because crazy? 121 00:05:19.000 --> 00:05:20.839 You're just chilling in your backyard one day and then 122 00:05:20.839 --> 00:05:21.839 all of a sudden todds. 123 00:05:22.240 --> 00:05:25.319 So they kind of modified assessed now by adding an 124 00:05:25.319 --> 00:05:29.839 extra fuel tank. They added a mattress and a small 125 00:05:30.079 --> 00:05:33.079 steel sink to make it habitable for such a long flight. 126 00:05:33.160 --> 00:05:34.800 You'd be like, you have good questions. Obviously got to 127 00:05:34.839 --> 00:05:36.920 go potty, and they got to do different things. 128 00:05:37.120 --> 00:05:38.639 I'll be so mad if I was just in my 129 00:05:38.680 --> 00:05:39.759 backyard and something hit me. 130 00:05:39.800 --> 00:05:41.160 On the This is crazy. 131 00:05:41.439 --> 00:05:44.639 On the thirty sixth day, Tim fell asleep at the 132 00:05:44.639 --> 00:05:47.759 wheel and the plane flew on autopilot for over an hour, 133 00:05:47.839 --> 00:05:50.680 and then you imagine that you wake up buck, damn, 134 00:05:51.879 --> 00:05:54.120 I'm a damn I get freaked out. 135 00:05:54.120 --> 00:05:55.439 I don't even know how I got home, but I 136 00:05:55.439 --> 00:05:57.000 didn't fall asleep. Has that ever happened? 137 00:05:57.680 --> 00:05:58.839 You're like, how did I get here? 138 00:06:00.079 --> 00:06:00.680 Scaring up? 139 00:06:01.160 --> 00:06:04.120 I think that that's super common though, where people are like, wait, 140 00:06:04.680 --> 00:06:05.759 this is locked out? 141 00:06:05.839 --> 00:06:10.000 Yeah, that would be wild to wake up and you're like, 142 00:06:10.000 --> 00:06:12.920 wait a minute, where I'm I'm on a plane not buying. 143 00:06:13.600 --> 00:06:15.160 Yeah, that's crazy. It is crazy. 144 00:06:15.360 --> 00:06:18.120 They did it over a desert in south the southwestern 145 00:06:18.319 --> 00:06:20.839 United States, and you can look up this story. 146 00:06:20.920 --> 00:06:23.160 It's like I said, it's so cool. 147 00:06:23.839 --> 00:06:25.800 Nineteen fifty eight was the year and it's a record 148 00:06:25.879 --> 00:06:27.279 that still stands today. 149 00:06:27.399 --> 00:06:28.800 If you want to check her out. 150 00:06:28.879 --> 00:06:32.120 Dude, when you when you're in the meeting pitching, how 151 00:06:32.120 --> 00:06:35.319 do we get gas? Yeah, dude, just have a truck 152 00:06:35.519 --> 00:06:38.439 and we get a long hose that sounds like some rednecks. 153 00:06:39.519 --> 00:06:41.680 My dad like, I got a potato gun and I 154 00:06:41.720 --> 00:06:42.319 got a. 155 00:06:42.319 --> 00:06:44.720 Barrel of whiskey. How do we make it work? We're 156 00:06:44.759 --> 00:06:46.639 kind to come back with your pop culture minute five. 157 00:06:48.319 --> 00:06:50.800 It's the pop culture minute with selling a. 158 00:06:50.879 --> 00:06:54.519 Cult on one on one point three kd WB brit 159 00:06:54.519 --> 00:06:56.680 to You by ovo Lesi and Lenz. Imagine you're sitting 160 00:06:56.720 --> 00:06:59.240 court side at a game. Now, that's probably not going 161 00:06:59.279 --> 00:07:01.519 to happen this lifetime for you and I could. But 162 00:07:01.639 --> 00:07:03.800 like celebrities do it all the time, right, they're rich, 163 00:07:03.879 --> 00:07:07.759 they get this. Tracy Morgan, he's sitting court side, he's 164 00:07:07.759 --> 00:07:10.720 had a Nick's heat game at Madison Square Garden and 165 00:07:10.759 --> 00:07:14.319 just projectile vomits everywhere. Now that is the nightmare. Okay, 166 00:07:14.399 --> 00:07:16.279 you do finally get court sided and you puke. They 167 00:07:16.279 --> 00:07:17.879 had to like stop the game, by the way, it 168 00:07:17.920 --> 00:07:20.639 postpone the game because they clean up the nest. 169 00:07:20.839 --> 00:07:23.920 Yeah, and who does that? All that sucks? Yeah, that's 170 00:07:23.959 --> 00:07:25.879 your job. Yeah, that's a cool story. 171 00:07:26.360 --> 00:07:27.560 Well, no, I don't think I would. 172 00:07:27.560 --> 00:07:30.040 I'd be like, I mean, you know, I cleaned Tracy 173 00:07:30.040 --> 00:07:30.879 Morgan's puke today. 174 00:07:30.920 --> 00:07:31.720 Past I don't care. 175 00:07:32.279 --> 00:07:33.040 It kind of. 176 00:07:33.079 --> 00:07:34.040 Cool, not really. 177 00:07:34.160 --> 00:07:37.560 It's nice that it's like equalized like that. That can 178 00:07:37.639 --> 00:07:39.439 happen to anybody at any moment. 179 00:07:39.560 --> 00:07:41.879 He says he was dealing with food poisoning, and if 180 00:07:41.879 --> 00:07:45.639 you've ever had food poisoning, first of ball, it's usually 181 00:07:45.639 --> 00:07:48.360 both and so good for him for only hitting the top. 182 00:07:48.600 --> 00:07:50.399 True true that. 183 00:07:51.920 --> 00:07:54.360 That's where I would quit. I'm honestly I had to 184 00:07:54.399 --> 00:07:56.319 clean it up. And it was both like, that's it. 185 00:07:56.439 --> 00:07:58.839 I gotta draw the line somewhere, find a different job 186 00:07:58.920 --> 00:07:59.319 for sure. 187 00:07:59.560 --> 00:08:02.480 Last night the iHeartRadio Music Awards, they were really great, 188 00:08:02.519 --> 00:08:04.839 but I could not stop. 189 00:08:04.680 --> 00:08:08.160 Laughing at Mariah Carey's face. They did this tribute to her. 190 00:08:08.199 --> 00:08:11.360 She received the Icon Award, and she's just one of 191 00:08:11.399 --> 00:08:14.120 those people that cannot ht she she can't hide her 192 00:08:14.120 --> 00:08:18.439 facial expressions. So she has two artists coming out performing 193 00:08:18.480 --> 00:08:22.800 her songs. Obviously, I know Tory Kelly was one, and 194 00:08:22.839 --> 00:08:24.639 I apologize I am blanking on the other girls. 195 00:08:24.720 --> 00:08:26.959 They were both really good. But Mariah Carrey, I mean, 196 00:08:27.000 --> 00:08:29.759 she just looks like she's not She's like doing the 197 00:08:29.759 --> 00:08:31.839 look to this. I like, oh god, what it was like? 198 00:08:33.440 --> 00:08:36.000 She suggest you know, you can't hide people to like. 199 00:08:36.080 --> 00:08:39.399 You can't. If you're feeling some way, you can't hide it. 200 00:08:40.080 --> 00:08:42.840 I know I know this about myself. 201 00:08:43.960 --> 00:08:46.120 It's awesome, dude, she's fifty five. Did you know that, 202 00:08:46.200 --> 00:08:46.799 Mariah Carrey? 203 00:08:46.960 --> 00:08:49.360 Yeah, fifty five is the new twenty who care looks great. 204 00:08:49.559 --> 00:08:52.360 She's so good also fueled those dating rumors like, which 205 00:08:52.399 --> 00:08:54.240 we know have to be true. I didn't even realize 206 00:08:54.279 --> 00:08:56.000 it was Anderson Pock sitting next to her. He was 207 00:08:56.000 --> 00:08:59.480 getting down to it. Yeah, but they were together and 208 00:08:59.519 --> 00:09:04.039 I forgot. They're like dating a thing that's cute. Tell 209 00:09:04.159 --> 00:09:07.720 some congratulations. Did you see Bad Bunny's new Calvin Klein ads? 210 00:09:09.960 --> 00:09:13.840 My god, Oh my god. I think the internet crashed 211 00:09:13.840 --> 00:09:15.320 when he dropped them. I'm just saying. 212 00:09:17.320 --> 00:09:21.240 I am the baddie for Bad Bunny. Lollapalooza. They nailed 213 00:09:21.240 --> 00:09:23.639 it this year. Check out this lineup. I've never been 214 00:09:23.679 --> 00:09:26.159 to Lallapalooza. Sounds like an absolute nightmare to me, and 215 00:09:26.279 --> 00:09:29.039 being stuck amongst all there are certain I'm not a 216 00:09:29.039 --> 00:09:31.440 field festival person. I don't want to stand. I'm sure 217 00:09:31.639 --> 00:09:32.799 I won't be able to see anything. 218 00:09:32.840 --> 00:09:33.919 It's just not my environment. 219 00:09:34.320 --> 00:09:39.879 Olivia Rodrigo Tyler, the Creator, Sabrina Carpenter asap Rocky, Gracie 220 00:09:39.960 --> 00:09:42.120 Abrams Doci like, are you kidding me? 221 00:09:42.559 --> 00:09:44.360 They got every huge. 222 00:09:45.759 --> 00:09:47.399 The only one they're missing it looks like it's Chapel, 223 00:09:47.399 --> 00:09:50.080 But wasn't she there last year? So that's probably why 224 00:09:50.080 --> 00:09:51.919 they're like, Okay, we're not going to double they could 225 00:09:51.919 --> 00:09:52.919 double dim, it. 226 00:09:52.840 --> 00:09:53.559 Would make sense. 227 00:09:53.879 --> 00:09:58.200 Miley Cyrus is teasing her next project. Her website features 228 00:09:58.240 --> 00:10:00.879 a backlit, black and white photo and the words something 229 00:10:00.919 --> 00:10:03.159 beautiful sounds great. 230 00:10:03.200 --> 00:10:05.080 I would love I would love to see her do more. 231 00:10:05.360 --> 00:10:08.080 And Selena Gomez and Betting Blanco heavily promoting their new 232 00:10:08.120 --> 00:10:11.519 album that's gonna come out this Friday, So they're gonna 233 00:10:11.559 --> 00:10:15.240 be on hot ones this week. That podcast nice, Yeah, 234 00:10:15.320 --> 00:10:17.799 it's gonna be good. Who do you think we better? 235 00:10:17.840 --> 00:10:21.039 Because so Benny Blanco's a foodie, but Selena Gomez is 236 00:10:21.039 --> 00:10:23.559 like from Texas, right, aren't Texans supposed to handle heat 237 00:10:23.559 --> 00:10:24.159 pretty well? 238 00:10:24.679 --> 00:10:27.120 It's gonna be pretty evenly matched. But the banter is 239 00:10:27.120 --> 00:10:28.320 what I'm just excited about. 240 00:10:28.399 --> 00:10:31.440 Special it's gonna be It's gonna be him, and she'll 241 00:10:31.480 --> 00:10:33.519 be like, uh, you know she kind of does something 242 00:10:33.600 --> 00:10:36.200 or her off was kind of like she doesn't. 243 00:10:36.799 --> 00:10:39.039 Yeah, I felt she's like, oh that's fine, that's good. 244 00:10:39.159 --> 00:10:41.360 He'll he will, he will for sure. 245 00:10:41.679 --> 00:10:44.240 And also her movie, which is so bizarre it's hitting 246 00:10:44.240 --> 00:10:46.399 the twelfth anniversary spring Breakers. 247 00:10:46.399 --> 00:10:46.679 Remember that. 248 00:10:46.759 --> 00:10:49.919 It's like this weird cult classic, which anyway, they're releasing 249 00:10:49.960 --> 00:10:51.840 it in theaters and I just thought that was so funny. 250 00:10:51.879 --> 00:10:56.039 That movie. That's bizarre. And that is your pop culture minute, 251 00:10:56.840 --> 00:10:59.000 brought to you by ovo Lsygan Lynz. We're gonna come 252 00:10:59.000 --> 00:11:03.639 back with one listening. Who we need you? We need 253 00:11:03.639 --> 00:11:11.600 you to call us, please please please one one point 254 00:11:11.639 --> 00:11:17.960 three k D W b B with Fallon had Cult. 255 00:11:18.000 --> 00:11:25.159 We're done. Anyone listening. Who's just chilling? You know, just 256 00:11:25.639 --> 00:11:28.240 ready to call in and chat with us? You know what, 257 00:11:28.240 --> 00:11:30.720 I'm gonna open it up. I'm gonna give you categories. 258 00:11:31.039 --> 00:11:33.600 But also if there's something that doesn't fit in one 259 00:11:33.639 --> 00:11:35.519 of these categories that you just want to talk about, 260 00:11:35.879 --> 00:11:41.960 a bonus category, you just call in. Unless it's serious, Okay, 261 00:11:42.480 --> 00:11:47.919 nothing serious, serious, but at it funny funny serious. Yeah, 262 00:11:48.039 --> 00:11:50.639 it can't be like a wanh wanh wanh Did you 263 00:11:50.679 --> 00:11:54.600 see the news? Don't not today, it's Tuesday. 264 00:11:54.720 --> 00:11:55.440 Can't handle it. 265 00:11:55.519 --> 00:11:58.120 But if you fit these categories, call us six five, one, nine, 266 00:11:58.279 --> 00:11:58.759 eight nine. 267 00:11:58.840 --> 00:11:59.480 Katie W. B. 268 00:12:00.120 --> 00:12:02.759 Got roasted by a child cult. Go ahead, I know 269 00:12:02.799 --> 00:12:04.000 you did you always do. 270 00:12:04.120 --> 00:12:06.159 I get roasted all the time with my children. As 271 00:12:06.200 --> 00:12:06.679 what you should? 272 00:12:07.080 --> 00:12:10.000 My child asked me, why is my stomach so bouncy, 273 00:12:10.279 --> 00:12:11.600 and I was like, get out of her. 274 00:12:11.759 --> 00:12:12.960 You're for you don't know anything. 275 00:12:13.080 --> 00:12:15.000 Yeah, wait till your metabolism hits. 276 00:12:15.080 --> 00:12:16.879 Yeah, wait till everybody kicks you down and all your 277 00:12:16.960 --> 00:12:18.000 dreams and hopes just die. 278 00:12:18.240 --> 00:12:20.679 Why do you use the wrong tents for half your words? 279 00:12:20.759 --> 00:12:21.200 Exactly? 280 00:12:21.240 --> 00:12:21.639 I don't know. 281 00:12:22.080 --> 00:12:24.440 You just start turning like a three year old, so rude. 282 00:12:25.080 --> 00:12:28.559 Anyone listening who drinks mountain dew? 283 00:12:29.840 --> 00:12:31.440 Big flex, big up dog. 284 00:12:31.720 --> 00:12:34.159 You don't even drink mountain do you drink diet mountain dew? 285 00:12:34.159 --> 00:12:35.480 Which is next level? 286 00:12:35.679 --> 00:12:37.720 I saw a guy at the Original Pancake House eight 287 00:12:37.759 --> 00:12:40.559 and am just crushing mountain dews. Dude, it was awesome. 288 00:12:40.600 --> 00:12:43.440 I'm like, that is insane, but I respect it. 289 00:12:43.720 --> 00:12:44.639 I have a lot of questions. 290 00:12:44.720 --> 00:12:46.399 So a lot of your stories you claim you're like 291 00:12:46.480 --> 00:12:49.320 so healthy, but today alone you were picking up to 292 00:12:49.399 --> 00:12:52.399 go food quote unquote walk walk. Last night you just 293 00:12:52.480 --> 00:12:55.720 referenced a mountain dew situation at the original Pancake House. 294 00:12:55.840 --> 00:12:56.639 It's out of control. 295 00:12:56.759 --> 00:12:58.919 Yeah, anyone listening who had lice? 296 00:12:59.159 --> 00:12:59.200 Me? 297 00:12:59.360 --> 00:13:03.200 I had a twice whoa, whoa. I had it when I. 298 00:13:03.200 --> 00:13:05.320 Was really little where I don't remember, and then I 299 00:13:05.360 --> 00:13:08.039 had it in middle school because the girl who shared 300 00:13:08.039 --> 00:13:11.879 a locker next to me had it and it was brutal. 301 00:13:11.960 --> 00:13:14.080 The second time I could not get rid of it, 302 00:13:14.080 --> 00:13:15.559 I was in middle school, could not get rid of 303 00:13:15.559 --> 00:13:18.480 it because I have very thick, long hair. Finally, my 304 00:13:18.559 --> 00:13:20.960 sister sat down. She's like, sit down. She went through 305 00:13:21.000 --> 00:13:25.240 my hair for like hours to get it out. Truly, 306 00:13:25.279 --> 00:13:27.399 I'll never forget it, like I owe her. But I 307 00:13:27.440 --> 00:13:29.559 know they have like places you can actually go now 308 00:13:29.639 --> 00:13:29.840 for this. 309 00:13:30.000 --> 00:13:31.279 I was going to tell you that's like a career. 310 00:13:31.320 --> 00:13:34.720 You can actually like Pa Nice Grass. 311 00:13:34.960 --> 00:13:37.080 Six nine eight nine, Katie w B. 312 00:13:37.159 --> 00:13:39.000 If you fit in any of these three categories, or 313 00:13:39.679 --> 00:13:41.200 you want to do the bonus category, well, you could 314 00:13:41.240 --> 00:13:43.639 talk about what you want. Got roasted by a child 315 00:13:43.840 --> 00:13:48.720 Category one, drinks mountain Dew, Category two, nice had lice, 316 00:13:49.559 --> 00:13:54.159 Joined the club, category three, or just anything sixty five 317 00:13:54.159 --> 00:14:01.799 to one nine eight nine kd WB one to one 318 00:14:01.799 --> 00:14:05.080 point three KATIEWB with Fallon and Colt and anyone listening 319 00:14:05.159 --> 00:14:10.000 who got roasted by a child, drinks mountain dew, had lives, 320 00:14:10.120 --> 00:14:11.519 or we're throwing in a bonus one today. 321 00:14:11.519 --> 00:14:13.120 You can just chat about whatever you want. 322 00:14:13.519 --> 00:14:17.559 We got some texts and it says, I hardly ever 323 00:14:17.639 --> 00:14:19.559 drink soda, but when I do, it's either a fountain 324 00:14:19.600 --> 00:14:23.559 dew with a splash of vanilla syrup or a do float. 325 00:14:23.679 --> 00:14:26.919 Oh you nasty. This Texas, I'm a gymnastics coach. I 326 00:14:26.960 --> 00:14:29.759 pretty much get paid to be roasted by kids every day. 327 00:14:29.919 --> 00:14:33.679 Yea aesome And this Texas. I work in pediatric optomology, 328 00:14:34.200 --> 00:14:37.840 where we also work with children. They it says, there 329 00:14:37.919 --> 00:14:40.159 was a patient that came in. I introduced myself as Michelle. 330 00:14:40.200 --> 00:14:43.120 He responded, I will remember your name because Michelle Obama. 331 00:14:43.399 --> 00:14:46.159 Then he stops and he looks at me and says, 332 00:14:46.360 --> 00:14:50.279 but you are not black. Chuckled a bit and told him, no, 333 00:14:50.480 --> 00:14:52.320 I you're right, I'm white. 334 00:14:52.559 --> 00:14:54.559 She's like, I don't. I mean, that's not a roast. 335 00:14:54.639 --> 00:14:56.440 But it's like kids, that's what they do. 336 00:14:56.480 --> 00:14:58.759 They just state observations and then a lot of the 337 00:14:58.759 --> 00:15:01.320 time you feel roasted in that situation, not so much 338 00:15:01.360 --> 00:15:05.519 a roast. Which category do you fall into being roasted. 339 00:15:05.159 --> 00:15:05.840 By a child? 340 00:15:07.519 --> 00:15:11.759 How old is the kid? Well, it's my son, of course. Okay, 341 00:15:11.759 --> 00:15:12.799 what happened. 342 00:15:14.039 --> 00:15:15.200 Last or yesterday? 343 00:15:15.240 --> 00:15:15.519 Morning? 344 00:15:15.559 --> 00:15:18.279 We wake up he's playing with my eight months old 345 00:15:18.279 --> 00:15:20.720 and he's saying, oh my gosh, he's so fad. Look 346 00:15:20.759 --> 00:15:21.639 at his belly. 347 00:15:21.879 --> 00:15:29.279 It looks just like mom. 348 00:15:29.360 --> 00:15:32.120 And did you immediately like clear out as five twenty 349 00:15:32.200 --> 00:15:34.600 nine and like take off like all of his toys away. 350 00:15:35.639 --> 00:15:37.480 I said, wait, what do you mean? It's like mom, 351 00:15:37.559 --> 00:15:39.720 She's like, you know, you're just like round and big. 352 00:15:40.080 --> 00:15:43.519 Yeah, the double down. He did the double down. I see. 353 00:15:44.000 --> 00:15:47.120 The worst part about kids is they I mean they 354 00:15:47.360 --> 00:15:49.480 you know that there's no way of getting out of 355 00:15:49.480 --> 00:15:51.879 it because they just are like, are so wholesome. They're 356 00:15:51.879 --> 00:15:54.879 not trying to be mean, but that burns worse than anything. 357 00:15:55.320 --> 00:15:56.600 True. Yeah, sucks. 358 00:15:56.639 --> 00:15:57.200 No filter. 359 00:15:58.559 --> 00:16:01.039 You find yourself like half and have an adult conversation 360 00:16:01.080 --> 00:16:02.960 with five years old. I just had a baby. What 361 00:16:03.000 --> 00:16:05.440 do you want from me? I guess I had to 362 00:16:05.440 --> 00:16:06.519 suck it in around you go. 363 00:16:07.320 --> 00:16:08.919 Yeah, that's right. 364 00:16:09.000 --> 00:16:12.279 Oh man, Well that's that's my category. 365 00:16:12.480 --> 00:16:12.799 Love it. 366 00:16:12.840 --> 00:16:15.759 Thanks for calling? Hi? Which category do you fall into? 367 00:16:16.720 --> 00:16:16.879 Hi? 368 00:16:17.039 --> 00:16:20.559 I just chill one, honestly, I'm. 369 00:16:20.440 --> 00:16:21.679 Just chilling, just hanging out. 370 00:16:21.799 --> 00:16:25.919 It's Tuesday, baby, chill that chill. I have good news 371 00:16:26.000 --> 00:16:28.799 this share that might might be helpful. Yeah, let's hear it. 372 00:16:29.559 --> 00:16:31.639 So I'm actually calling from Denver, Colorado. 373 00:16:31.679 --> 00:16:32.600 I just got news this. 374 00:16:32.600 --> 00:16:34.120 Morning and I'm moving to Minnesota. 375 00:16:34.200 --> 00:16:34.879 Minneapolis. 376 00:16:34.919 --> 00:16:36.519 So I figured I was listening to a radio station 377 00:16:36.600 --> 00:16:38.159 from Minneapolis and all this one. 378 00:16:38.320 --> 00:16:39.519 I'm like, hey, this sounds fun. 379 00:16:39.679 --> 00:16:40.080 Why not? 380 00:16:40.279 --> 00:16:41.320 So I'm gonna be. 381 00:16:43.679 --> 00:16:44.600 Welcome to the club. 382 00:16:45.360 --> 00:16:46.120 Ah, thank you. 383 00:16:47.039 --> 00:16:49.440 Get ready, it's about to get weird. Our names are 384 00:16:49.480 --> 00:16:53.000 falling and cold. We we welcome you to our weird club. Okay, 385 00:16:53.039 --> 00:16:55.320 and congratulations on the big move to Minnesota. 386 00:16:55.320 --> 00:16:56.159 I hope you like it. 387 00:16:56.799 --> 00:16:58.240 Thank you, mich I heard it's cold. 388 00:16:58.399 --> 00:17:01.159 I'm from Colorado, so I have to the winter stuff already. 389 00:17:01.200 --> 00:17:02.679 But even colder out there. 390 00:17:02.840 --> 00:17:03.919 Okay, it's a little colder. 391 00:17:04.000 --> 00:17:05.920 But there is a lot of beautiful things to do 392 00:17:06.119 --> 00:17:08.079 in Minnesota. There's a lot of parks, a lot of things. 393 00:17:08.119 --> 00:17:10.640 So if you're like outdoorsy, no worries, you're good. 394 00:17:11.079 --> 00:17:11.559 I love you. 395 00:17:12.119 --> 00:17:12.640 I'm prepared. 396 00:17:12.720 --> 00:17:13.079 I'm ready. 397 00:17:13.240 --> 00:17:18.400 Less a few less mountains, but we'll look past. I'll 398 00:17:18.440 --> 00:17:19.640 what your name all right? 399 00:17:19.839 --> 00:17:20.119 All right? 400 00:17:20.200 --> 00:17:20.359 Right? 401 00:17:20.400 --> 00:17:24.480