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Speaker 2: We are Orlando's rock station, askel CTV, the world renowned
Speaker 2: life coach. Brought you by Petties Meats. Love me some Petties.
Speaker 2: Thank you Petty Meats. State Road four thirty four and Longwood,
Speaker 2: just west of h LC. Welcome. Petties is gonna have
Speaker 2: another one of their wine tastings Saturday afternoon.
Speaker 1: I know they're asking me to host it, allegedly, I
Speaker 1: don't know if I'm really gonna be able to.
Speaker 2: Oh there, hands are gonna be full with all sorts
Speaker 2: of ribbis and select cuts of meat.
Speaker 1: Exactly if you've never been to Petties, we urge you
Speaker 1: all the time. Just go check it out. Just even
Speaker 1: if you're getting a sandwich, you know their sandwich of
Speaker 1: a week It's great, comes with chips in a pickle.
Speaker 2: You are kind of just came flying in here last second.
Speaker 1: What's up?
Speaker 2: Ye? Are you gonna crunch this morning?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I was a little delayed. But how about that
Speaker 1: good time? That festival this past weekend, last weekend, not
Speaker 1: this coming last weekend.
Speaker 2: I didn't recall Masters and Poorers. I didn't see you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was there. It would have made it better,
Speaker 1: maybe if it was in November, because it felt like
Speaker 1: a souper festival in my pants.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, it's it's Florida in September.
Speaker 1: And that's this is the time of year that you
Speaker 1: do bacon festivals and bacon bourb and all that stuff.
Speaker 1: Not to mention, I was wearing the sports coat. How
Speaker 1: did you not see me? I was in the state competition.
Speaker 1: You didn't try my tartar. It's the easiest one to do.
Speaker 1: Oh you were the guy without the grill. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: that wasn't thet There was the VIP. Remember I was
Speaker 1: in the super vip like I usually am. It wasn't
Speaker 1: aware there was a super VIP. Yeah, but I'm glad
Speaker 1: you had a good time. It was a big weekend.
Speaker 1: And then, good god, another assassination attempt on the former
Speaker 1: president of the weekend. Yeah yeah, never forget when they
Speaker 1: had one on me. Who's there? It turned out it
Speaker 1: was just Brandon sneezed at the gun range. I thought
Speaker 1: it was all we gotta go. A lot a lot
Speaker 1: of questions here, Lyncher for the Life coach, No he'll
Speaker 1: help you, God will, but the life coach will also help.
Speaker 1: Life coach call it my husband. Oh caught my husband
Speaker 1: day drinking on Monday on the home security camps and
Speaker 1: he doesn't know that I saw it. Should I confront
Speaker 1: him about it? After all, it was a Monday at
Speaker 1: eleven thirty. First off, that's morning drinking. Eleven thirty am.
Speaker 1: Was he supposed to be at work? I wonder it
Speaker 1: sounds to me he had like you need to confront
Speaker 1: him about getting a job. If he's home at eleven
Speaker 1: thirty in the morning, well maybe he's an overnighter about
Speaker 1: the day drinking too. Listen, ma'am. I wouldn't say confront
Speaker 1: him as much as join up. Sounds like you could
Speaker 1: take the end. What's it, Cindy, sounds like, Cindy, you
Speaker 1: could take the edge off. I mean, they have a saying,
Speaker 1: don't knock it till you try it. It's day drinking.
Speaker 1: It's got a name for a reason, just like I
Speaker 1: always say, there's a pool guy for a reason, because
Speaker 1: they know what they're doing. There's an oil changing place
Speaker 1: for a reason. Keep them in business. What need your help?
Speaker 1: Elsie friend pulled the ultimate dick move on me by
Speaker 1: stealing my gas discount. Oh, by putting my number in
Speaker 1: at the pump. That's a great idea. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1: I've been doinging pats for years. If you know you
Speaker 1: don't see your discounts, I'm sorry, dude. That fifteen cents
Speaker 1: a gallon on the chopper goes a long way.
Speaker 2: All right? What do you just land that thing on
Speaker 2: the canopy there over the gas island?
Speaker 1: Uh huh, I on that canopy and they have a
Speaker 1: super long extend to extend a pump you know, going
Speaker 1: to Costco. You can all the way back of your car.
Speaker 1: All right, this definitely calls for a payback. Nothing major.
Speaker 1: Don't don't think, oh he stole my guests. Two s
Speaker 1: count sol, I'm gonna put sugar in his tongue because
Speaker 1: it's got no tap the brakes on your gas discount,
Speaker 1: which is your anyway, mayo underneath the handles. And then uh,
Speaker 1: you could plastic wrap his car like ceram wrap. You
Speaker 1: can get one of those big industrial ones like they
Speaker 1: have at the uh what is it the restaurant depot
Speaker 1: or you know what I'm talking about, mistfront supply stores. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you seram wrap the car. First, put the mayo
Speaker 1: underneath the thing. I know it's gonna drip because it's
Speaker 1: you know, hot as it can be out, but then
Speaker 1: wrap it with that. Then when he finally gets all
Speaker 1: the wrap off and he's uh, then he reaches under
Speaker 1: and it's mayo fingers. You're not looking him gross. If
Speaker 1: that's too much work, just go old school and pay
Speaker 1: your kids to roll house. You know what a pain
Speaker 1: that is. With all the TP in the tree, right LCTB,
Speaker 1: I've been going crazy because I have a coworker that
Speaker 1: takes my stuff off the office printer all the time.
Speaker 1: Uh huh. You got one of those too, Huh. Every
Speaker 1: office has one, right, But here's the machine going you
Speaker 1: know you're thinking of right now? Then uh, your remedy
Speaker 1: and a remedy machine this morning. I'm like that that
Speaker 1: band Black Crows remedy. Uh, just print something up on
Speaker 1: the printer and insert the name, because you know who
Speaker 1: it is. I could name that person here and then
Speaker 1: insert is a do a word doc right and put
Speaker 1: it on about twenty five for the size of the
Speaker 1: letters so and so is uh, and then just insert
Speaker 1: whatever insult you want to. I don't know if they
Speaker 1: if they can charge that or like track that or not.
Speaker 2: I'm convinced that this in this particular office setting, the
Speaker 2: the printer material grabber of stuff that's not theirs somehow
Speaker 2: has hardwired uh something to their desk that lights up
Speaker 2: as soon as anything princes that just.
Speaker 1: Says incoming, Oh yeah, flashing light.
Speaker 2: Let's run over there.
Speaker 1: And it's like in radio, a little behind the scenes,
Speaker 1: pull them back the curtain for you. We have this
Speaker 1: thing called a hot line, and when it used to ring,
Speaker 1: a light would flash and may be gone. Oh no,
Speaker 1: what did I do?
Speaker 2: And no one would ever call the hotline unless you
Speaker 2: really really.
Speaker 1: When I did my night show, I had a few
Speaker 1: hotline calls in here. Remember the voice of God? If
Speaker 1: Dick sheets rest in peace? What what's wrong? Where'd the
Speaker 1: life coach go?
Speaker 3: I don't know anyway, Life coach, character slip anyway, Life coach,
Speaker 3: you realize what you theg.
Speaker 1: Sorry, sir, life coach. I backed the wife's car into
Speaker 1: a pole at the ABC Liquors and I didn't tell her.
Speaker 1: She actually came in the next day apologizing to me,
Speaker 1: thinking that she backed into something or somebody backed into her.
Speaker 1: Do I tell her that's a conundrum. Uh, sir, you
Speaker 1: just hit the lottery. You don't say a word about
Speaker 1: doing it, and tell her. Here's you turn this into
Speaker 1: a win. You want a morning win, We're giving you
Speaker 1: a morning win right here on the Lynching Taco Show.
Speaker 1: Another anyway, you just tell her say, oh, if you
Speaker 1: backed into something, you would have felt it, so it
Speaker 1: must have been somebody else or you. Okay, and you'd
Speaker 1: be super nice on a consoler, right, and say and
Speaker 1: that way, you're out of the game. She already doesn't
Speaker 1: think you do it. And then chances are, Lynch, I
Speaker 1: see with your hand I've settled down red. Then chances
Speaker 1: are she might back into you, if you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know if anybody else made the observation here,
Speaker 2: but just trying to pull up back in maneuver at
Speaker 2: the liquor store is impressive, given the fact that many
Speaker 2: times just trying to pull in successfully for some at
Speaker 2: the liquor store is a bit of a challenge without
Speaker 2: hitting the polls.
Speaker 1: We've seen your paint on there, life coach. I've been
Speaker 1: tugging on the turnpike for years. Are there any other
Speaker 1: good roads? But this is that Turnpike TUGGERD an alternative
Speaker 1: alternate route. We call that in the traffic biz. OBT
Speaker 1: should work because you know, with all the craziness that
Speaker 1: happens there, you'd go unnoticed, wouldn't you agree? Former chopper,
Speaker 1: how we on time? I see you looking around? Dude?
Speaker 1: We have so many life coach, Do you ever think
Speaker 1: this country? Okay, this is a serious one. For the
Speaker 1: guy in Tallahassee that wants a job. I'll get to
Speaker 1: you next week. Don't hey, life coach, do you ever
Speaker 1: think this country will come together and unify again? It's
Speaker 1: crazy how divided we are amongst ourselves. Serious question here.
Speaker 1: Remember if you sent yours two two five two six, all, oh,
Speaker 1: put it.
Speaker 2: Up to apologize for this what has become a scattershot
Speaker 2: mess you last few minutes.
Speaker 1: This person has a great point, and I want everybody
Speaker 1: to stop whatever you're doing right now. Unless you're sitting
Speaker 1: in traffic, you already stop. And I want you to
Speaker 1: take in this morsel. People all need to remember that
Speaker 1: you can't have here's your morsel. You cannot have a
Speaker 1: community without the word unit. That's almost as deep in
Speaker 1: the great words of Rodney King. Can we all get along.
Speaker 1: That guy was genius before his time and before you know,
Speaker 1: coming a crack anyhow, I'm coming. I'm busy.
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