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<v Speaker 1>Need advice. Taco Bub to the Rescue, tipper Asque, Taco

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<v Speaker 2>We are Orlando's rock station, askel CTV, the world renowned

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<v Speaker 2>life coach. Brought you by Petties Meats. Love me some Petties.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you Petty Meats. State Road four thirty four and Longwood,

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<v Speaker 2>just west of h LC. Welcome. Petties is gonna have

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<v Speaker 2>another one of their wine tastings Saturday afternoon.

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<v Speaker 1>I know they're asking me to host it, allegedly, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if I'm really gonna be able to.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh there, hands are gonna be full with all sorts

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<v Speaker 2>of ribbis and select cuts of meat.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly if you've never been to Petties, we urge you

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<v Speaker 1>all the time. Just go check it out. Just even

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<v Speaker 1>if you're getting a sandwich, you know their sandwich of

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<v Speaker 1>a week It's great, comes with chips in a pickle.

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<v Speaker 2>You are kind of just came flying in here last second.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up?

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<v Speaker 2>Ye? Are you gonna crunch this morning?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I was a little delayed. But how about that

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<v Speaker 1>good time? That festival this past weekend, last weekend, not

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<v Speaker 1>this coming last weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't recall Masters and Poorers. I didn't see you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I was there. It would have made it better,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe if it was in November, because it felt like

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<v Speaker 1>a souper festival in my pants.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, it's it's Florida in September.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's this is the time of year that you

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<v Speaker 1>do bacon festivals and bacon bourb and all that stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Not to mention, I was wearing the sports coat. How

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<v Speaker 1>did you not see me? I was in the state competition.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't try my tartar. It's the easiest one to do.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you were the guy without the grill. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that wasn't thet There was the VIP. Remember I was

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<v Speaker 1>in the super vip like I usually am. It wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>aware there was a super VIP. Yeah, but I'm glad

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<v Speaker 1>you had a good time. It was a big weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>And then, good god, another assassination attempt on the former

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<v Speaker 1>president of the weekend. Yeah yeah, never forget when they

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<v Speaker 1>had one on me. Who's there? It turned out it

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<v Speaker 1>was just Brandon sneezed at the gun range. I thought

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<v Speaker 1>it was all we gotta go. A lot a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of questions here, Lyncher for the Life coach, No he'll

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<v Speaker 1>help you, God will, but the life coach will also help.

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<v Speaker 1>Life coach call it my husband. Oh caught my husband

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<v Speaker 1>day drinking on Monday on the home security camps and

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<v Speaker 1>he doesn't know that I saw it. Should I confront

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<v Speaker 1>him about it? After all, it was a Monday at

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<v Speaker 1>eleven thirty. First off, that's morning drinking. Eleven thirty am.

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<v Speaker 1>Was he supposed to be at work? I wonder it

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<v Speaker 1>sounds to me he had like you need to confront

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<v Speaker 1>him about getting a job. If he's home at eleven

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<v Speaker 1>thirty in the morning, well maybe he's an overnighter about

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<v Speaker 1>the day drinking too. Listen, ma'am. I wouldn't say confront

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<v Speaker 1>him as much as join up. Sounds like you could

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<v Speaker 1>take the end. What's it, Cindy, sounds like, Cindy, you

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<v Speaker 1>could take the edge off. I mean, they have a saying,

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<v Speaker 1>don't knock it till you try it. It's day drinking.

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<v Speaker 1>It's got a name for a reason, just like I

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<v Speaker 1>always say, there's a pool guy for a reason, because

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<v Speaker 1>they know what they're doing. There's an oil changing place

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<v Speaker 1>for a reason. Keep them in business. What need your help?

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<v Speaker 1>Elsie friend pulled the ultimate dick move on me by

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<v Speaker 1>stealing my gas discount. Oh, by putting my number in

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<v Speaker 1>at the pump. That's a great idea. I'm just kidding.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been doinging pats for years. If you know you

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<v Speaker 1>don't see your discounts, I'm sorry, dude. That fifteen cents

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<v Speaker 1>a gallon on the chopper goes a long way.

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<v Speaker 2>All right? What do you just land that thing on

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<v Speaker 2>the canopy there over the gas island?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh, I on that canopy and they have a

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<v Speaker 1>super long extend to extend a pump you know, going

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<v Speaker 1>to Costco. You can all the way back of your car.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, this definitely calls for a payback. Nothing major.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't don't think, oh he stole my guests. Two s

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<v Speaker 1>count sol, I'm gonna put sugar in his tongue because

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<v Speaker 1>it's got no tap the brakes on your gas discount,

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<v Speaker 1>which is your anyway, mayo underneath the handles. And then uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you could plastic wrap his car like ceram wrap. You

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<v Speaker 1>can get one of those big industrial ones like they

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<v Speaker 1>have at the uh what is it the restaurant depot

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<v Speaker 1>or you know what I'm talking about, mistfront supply stores. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so you seram wrap the car. First, put the mayo

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<v Speaker 1>underneath the thing. I know it's gonna drip because it's

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<v Speaker 1>you know, hot as it can be out, but then

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<v Speaker 1>wrap it with that. Then when he finally gets all

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<v Speaker 1>the wrap off and he's uh, then he reaches under

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<v Speaker 1>and it's mayo fingers. You're not looking him gross. If

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<v Speaker 1>that's too much work, just go old school and pay

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<v Speaker 1>your kids to roll house. You know what a pain

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<v Speaker 1>that is. With all the TP in the tree, right LCTB,

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<v Speaker 1>I've been going crazy because I have a coworker that

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<v Speaker 1>takes my stuff off the office printer all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh. You got one of those too, Huh. Every

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<v Speaker 1>office has one, right, But here's the machine going you

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<v Speaker 1>know you're thinking of right now? Then uh, your remedy

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<v Speaker 1>and a remedy machine this morning. I'm like that that

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<v Speaker 1>band Black Crows remedy. Uh, just print something up on

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<v Speaker 1>the printer and insert the name, because you know who

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<v Speaker 1>it is. I could name that person here and then

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<v Speaker 1>insert is a do a word doc right and put

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<v Speaker 1>it on about twenty five for the size of the

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<v Speaker 1>letters so and so is uh, and then just insert

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<v Speaker 1>whatever insult you want to. I don't know if they

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<v Speaker 1>if they can charge that or like track that or not.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm convinced that this in this particular office setting, the

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<v Speaker 2>the printer material grabber of stuff that's not theirs somehow

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<v Speaker 2>has hardwired uh something to their desk that lights up

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<v Speaker 2>as soon as anything princes that just.

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<v Speaker 1>Says incoming, Oh yeah, flashing light.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's run over there.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's like in radio, a little behind the scenes,

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<v Speaker 1>pull them back the curtain for you. We have this

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<v Speaker 1>thing called a hot line, and when it used to ring,

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<v Speaker 1>a light would flash and may be gone. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>what did I do?

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<v Speaker 2>And no one would ever call the hotline unless you

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<v Speaker 2>really really.

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<v Speaker 1>When I did my night show, I had a few

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<v Speaker 1>hotline calls in here. Remember the voice of God? If

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<v Speaker 1>Dick sheets rest in peace? What what's wrong? Where'd the

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<v Speaker 1>life coach go?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know anyway, Life coach, character slip anyway, Life coach,

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<v Speaker 3>you realize what you theg.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, sir, life coach. I backed the wife's car into

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<v Speaker 1>a pole at the ABC Liquors and I didn't tell her.

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<v Speaker 1>She actually came in the next day apologizing to me,

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<v Speaker 1>thinking that she backed into something or somebody backed into her.

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<v Speaker 1>Do I tell her that's a conundrum. Uh, sir, you

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<v Speaker 1>just hit the lottery. You don't say a word about

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<v Speaker 1>doing it, and tell her. Here's you turn this into

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<v Speaker 1>a win. You want a morning win, We're giving you

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<v Speaker 1>a morning win right here on the Lynching Taco Show.

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<v Speaker 1>Another anyway, you just tell her say, oh, if you

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<v Speaker 1>backed into something, you would have felt it, so it

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<v Speaker 1>must have been somebody else or you. Okay, and you'd

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<v Speaker 1>be super nice on a consoler, right, and say and

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<v Speaker 1>that way, you're out of the game. She already doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>think you do it. And then chances are, Lynch, I

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<v Speaker 1>see with your hand I've settled down red. Then chances

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<v Speaker 1>are she might back into you, if you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know if anybody else made the observation here,

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<v Speaker 2>but just trying to pull up back in maneuver at

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<v Speaker 2>the liquor store is impressive, given the fact that many

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<v Speaker 2>times just trying to pull in successfully for some at

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<v Speaker 2>the liquor store is a bit of a challenge without

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<v Speaker 2>hitting the polls.

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<v Speaker 1>We've seen your paint on there, life coach. I've been

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<v Speaker 1>tugging on the turnpike for years. Are there any other

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<v Speaker 1>good roads? But this is that Turnpike TUGGERD an alternative

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<v Speaker 1>alternate route. We call that in the traffic biz. OBT

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<v Speaker 1>should work because you know, with all the craziness that

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<v Speaker 1>happens there, you'd go unnoticed, wouldn't you agree? Former chopper,

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<v Speaker 1>how we on time? I see you looking around? Dude?

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<v Speaker 1>We have so many life coach, Do you ever think

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<v Speaker 1>this country? Okay, this is a serious one. For the

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<v Speaker 1>guy in Tallahassee that wants a job. I'll get to

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<v Speaker 1>you next week. Don't hey, life coach, do you ever

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<v Speaker 1>think this country will come together and unify again? It's

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<v Speaker 1>crazy how divided we are amongst ourselves. Serious question here.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember if you sent yours two two five two six, all, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>put it.

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<v Speaker 2>Up to apologize for this what has become a scattershot

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<v Speaker 2>mess you last few minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>This person has a great point, and I want everybody

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<v Speaker 1>to stop whatever you're doing right now. Unless you're sitting

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<v Speaker 1>in traffic, you already stop. And I want you to

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<v Speaker 1>take in this morsel. People all need to remember that

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<v Speaker 1>you can't have here's your morsel. You cannot have a

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<v Speaker 1>community without the word unit. That's almost as deep in

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<v Speaker 1>the great words of Rodney King. Can we all get along.

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<v Speaker 1>That guy was genius before his time and before you know,

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<v Speaker 1>coming a crack anyhow, I'm coming. I'm busy.

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<v Speaker 2>We have a Lynchin Taco's commercial free workday rock block

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<v Speaker 2>coming up in a few minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>Lynchin Taco on Demand, Tell loady I heard you at

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<v Speaker 1>from the Bogan Muns and Monday