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weekend Saturday. Work was slow, Work sucked, It was brutal.
So I went and hung out with the dogs and
the people that own the dogs. Dennis, you know, he
was speaking of that, speaking of that. That reminds me.
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I should have been a preacher. So I was hanging
out with Dennis and his wife Anjie, his buddy Scott,
and his old lady Heidi and the dogs, and we're
grilling and drinking Bahama Mama's by the pool. Because you're
by a pool, you drink Bahama Mama's. That's kind of
what you do. So you see an old lady crossing
the street, you smile, because you always smile at an
old lady. Had beers, had the pool, had the dogs,
had the grill. It was good and we chilled for
a bit. I got a little nap in. I came home.
I went down to see my good friend Johnny Hazzard
who works into the story and some my way home,
I stopped at Rera, This, this Irish joint right across
the street inside Mandalay Bay. Out of texting with Joe Lester,
who's the bass player for Steele Panther because they played
there Friday night or Saturday night, like, hey, man, you
want to have a beer after the show? Are you hanging?
Are you leaving? What's up? He's like, god, dude, I
like where do you want me to meet? She's like, ah,
come on, down to the music place down and where
the bands are in Mandalay Bay. I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's that's called rhythm and RIfS. He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'll be down there, like all right, and so I
text him back. I'm like, yeah, goat, no problem, I'll
meet you down there. I'm just gonna close up my
tab here at this Irish joint inside Mandala Bay called Rera,
And all of a sudden, he taps me on the shoulder.
He's in there. It's like I'm sitting behind you the
whole time. I didn't even realize it was you. Great
to see him. So we went down there and my friends,
Uh Ashley and Chris Reeves. We're playing with this Australian guy.
Chris is also Australian, big, tall dude with a fucking mohawk,
great player, great singer, fun playing eighties pop stuff. They
were supposed to play calt A personality. But when you
have a packed dance floor, I understand. I understand that
you're not going to bust out living color cult personality
and clear the dance floor. When you have them pop
into a fucking eighties it's like way, and then who
comes Walking by Ralpha Almoreira, Paul Stanley's guitar player, guitar
player singer for Magnetico, who have a they have a
brand new record coming out from what I'm told, or
they have a new record out. I guess great to
see everybody, which means that is he was out later
than he wanted to be. Is he well? Went home
at two o'clock in the morning, so I watched a
couple episodes of Sures. He had another drink, went to bed,
got up later than I wanted to made my coffee,
grabbed my my new wallet, which I not I haven't
found my other wallet yet with one hundred and seventy
dollars in it that I drastically need and everything else.
I got my new idea today, So that's good. I'm set.
I'm good. I'm good. I'm good to go there, I'm set,
you know, happy joke, Happy birthday, jimped Florentine by the way.
That's that's good. That's good there. But other than that,
I can't find my fucking wallet. I still need it.
I need it. I need it, I need it. I
need it bad, mostly for that one hundred and seventy dollars,
isn't it. But that's a whole another story. So I
have this other wall. It's actually this one right here.
It's an Elvis wall. It's got a chain on it.
I had the chain wrapped around my hand like this,
and what did that feel like? Was in my hand?
That would have been my keys locked the door, close it,
And then I realize, oh fuck, that's not my keys,
lock myself out. It was ten o'clock in the morning.
This happened on Christmas, and luckily Johnny Hazard was around,
and he came over with the ladder and climbed that
ladder up onto my balcony and got in and unlocked
the door. Not so much yesterday, not so much, not
so fast, not so clear. Nope, Sunday's his family day.
He saw the text too late and had to go
to work. I had to have a show. So I'm
walking around. I'm texting people that might have a ladder.
You got a ladder, I have a ladder. I locked.
I locked myself out. I'm fucked. I'm fucked. I'm fucked.
I have to go work. I need to work. I
need to work. I need to work. I need to work.
I need the money. I need to work. It's bad.
I got this fucking cruise coming up. I gotta work.
This is fucking insane, right, nothing, So I go for
a walk. Stop at Dick's Last Resort. Dude at Dick's
Last Resort saw I was in a fucking terrible mood
and didn't even want to do the stick. He's like, yeah,
I'm not gonna do the stick with this guy. Then
they overpoured a beer gave that to me. That was
pretty cool. So yeah, Betty, you want another beer? Yeah,
I mean I was, I was working with it a
little bit. I'm like, you know, it's a medello, and
I don't mean to be a giant vagina, but you know,
a line would be great in this because that's what
a lot is good for, as you know, in a
medello or in a corona. That that's good that that
you can do that. I mean, look, I know a
lot of people they don't like the they're like guys
but fruit in their beers. But you know what, well
you gotta you got the Mexican beer. Put the lineman.
It's okay. That's that's okay, that's good. Walking around more.
Walked back to my apartment to see if this fucking
ghost it unlocked the door. It did not, Just like
it hasn't returned my fucking wallet. Took a nap on
my stairs, went for another walk. Every couple hours, I
text my buddy Keith Robert Wore, who's playing guitar with
us at the Killer Dwarf show on the twenty ninth
here in Las Vegas. Did I tell you about that?
Did I tell you We're opening up for Killer Dwarfs
on the twenty ninth here in Las Vegas. If you
look down here, that Tickel link is down there too,
along with all those other wings. And if you buy
tickets and you're coming to see act at tribut days,
freely make sure you let me know and give me
those names so I can get credit for that so
we can get paid. It'd be nice. Good, But you
asked Goud that'd be good. I wait for another walk
Texa Keith again, like every two hours as Texas Keith
still locked out. It's like, ah, I'm kind of busy,
but you know, maybe maybe later. I'm like, okay, still
locked out. About nine o'clock He's like, bro, And this
is after I had to go take a ship at
Mandolai Bay. God damn single, play toilet paper. That's brutal.
There's no reason for that. Did you take care of
your ass by the good? Use the good toilet paper?
Like randomly text Johnny Hazre again. I was like, yeah, dude,
I would love to help you out after, but I'm
I got a thing I have to go record. Well,
hold on, let me call the guy. So he calls
the guy. He's like, ye, all right, here's the deal.
He's gonna come with us. We're gonna go on. Are
going on a mission, so probably not give me until
about twelve thirty. And this is like it's like nine thirty.
That's like three hours.
Speaker 5: I'm like, oh fuck, what am.
Speaker 3: I gonna do? I know what I can do. I
can walk down to see Johnny Hazzard play I Am
by Mandalay Bay and he's playing at the real It's
about a three mile walk. God damn it. I did
it in an hour. Got there, had two beers before
he was done, because I was rather parched, parched, damn parched.
Twelve thirty, we'd come here unlocked the fucking door. Boom.
All is good and everything's right in the world. So
there's the fucking drama. That's what happened. That's brutal. Anyways,
Tickets on sale for the unofficial the Casablanca Kiss unofficial
pre party for November. You all know that the landlocked
cruise gimmick thing that they're doing here is the fifteenth
sixteenth seventeenth fourteenth is the pre party that is at
Dive Bar. It is not affiliated with the event, but
Keith Robert wore My Campion, both members of atk Attribute
Days Freely We'll be playing there with their Kiss tribute
band One Last Kiss, and tickets went on sale today.
That ticket link is down here as well. All of
the reserved seating has been sold, so this is going
to sell out and by the time you see her
hear this, it might be so run. Do not walk
to your ticket officely and showan what do you mean
by that? Click the link? All right, No of the bullshit. Uh,
let's get on with the show. We haven't done we
haven't done one of these in a while. We have
not done dating tips with sports with porn stars. And
I think we should go to one of the most
gorgeous redheads on the planet other than me. That would
be one Sophia Locke right after that Killer Dwarfs right
here on another podcast.
Speaker 1: And now it's time for dating tips from porn stars.
Speaker 3: All right, here we are dating tips with porn stars
Sophia Locke. Hi, all right, Five easy questions. Number one,
take confidence off the table, because we all know confidences.
Card what's most important looks, money or a sense of
humor them.
Speaker 6: It's tough because that's the humor and looks are probably
right up there. I don't really chase money because I
make my own. Yeah, So for me, if someone isn't
as like, I'm not attracted to them, but they're funny,
that helps bump it up a little bit. Or if
they're very attractive and not quick or funny, that bumps
them down.
Speaker 5: So I think that's a deciding factor.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 3: It's important for you for the guy to make the
first move.
Speaker 5: Sometimes, yes, but I get very clear.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 6: Is I'm pretty confident, but I'm actually submissive, So I
do like them to make person if I've given a
clear go ahead.
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 3: Can you smell desperation?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 3: What does it smell like?
Speaker 6: I can sell nerves?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 5: From my other way, is.
Speaker 3: Nervous a bad thing?
Speaker 6: Though it's not, but I don't like that. I'm intimidating
to people sometimes I don't mean to be. And it's
not as attractive of equality to me personally. So when
someone hovers around and they're kind of doing this thing,
it just leads back to confidence. Unfortunately, that's really the
most important thing.
Speaker 3: And you like a call or do you like a text?
Speaker 5: Text?
Speaker 2: Always?
Speaker 6: Someone actually, uh, someone I went out with recently called
me and I was like, sir, turn this off.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: And if you're gonna start dating somebody, how long before
you tell them what you do?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 6: I tell it immediately checks out the people book. Can't
hang you who aren't interested in cherry me?
Speaker 9: Right?
Speaker 3: If you want to find you on the socials, on
the interwebs, where can they find you?
Speaker 6: Got him everywhere? So x, Instagram and TikTok. I'm undersource
of field lock.
Speaker 5: I'm your thank you.
Speaker 1: That was dating tips from porn Stars. Now back to
another FN podcast with Izzy Presley.
Speaker 3: Stars and right now we are going to Canada. That's right,
can do do Do Do Do?
Speaker 7: Do?
Speaker 3: Canna do? Killer Dwarfs coming to you straight from you
guys are upoting Calgary.
Speaker 5: Tonight, Calgary, Alberta.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the the home of breadth, the hit Man heart.
Speaker 5: Right? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah? How you doing boys? It's good to see you.
It's it's been too long.
Speaker 5: Are you Are you bringing me a case of white Castle.
Speaker 2: To the gate?
Speaker 3: Absolutely? Can you guys even hear me?
Speaker 7: Ye?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, okay? How First of all, how the
fuck are you.
Speaker 5: Really great? We're excellent, We're tired. It's late for us. Well,
it's not for me. For me, it is he he's
I'm an old man. Oh here he goes again? Is
he with the old man gag?
Speaker 3: Well? He he really is. So you guys are out
on your U still out on the fortieth anniversary tour
and you're the third year of it, fourth year.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, this is.
Speaker 3: A new past. Is he nice? Nice? I look? I
look forward to wearing one of those on the twenty.
Speaker 5: Nine yet tour, the youngest I know.
Speaker 3: I love it. You guys are so. You guys are
in Canada tonight. Actually you're playing in Canada tomorrow night,
which is Friday, but it'll be tonight when everybody hears
this show. And you're coming back to Vegas on the
twenty ninth. You got Utah, you got the fucking the
Rainbow Party rather excited about that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, thinking, but we can't play waiting to play with ACT.
Speaker 3: It's ACT right, it is ACT, that's right. And they
just added a They just added an Iron Maiden tribute
to the bill as well, called a High.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we got a we got one now
it's it.
Speaker 3: Would be a good night, good night you guys. You
had a good time last time here in Vegas.
Speaker 7: We almost have a good time because you're there right now.
Like plug the gig. What's the name of the game
in Vegas?
Speaker 3: Backstage, bar and billiards? It is Killer Dwarfs, Act Aces
High and oh Acting Human and ship. It just went away,
that's behind.
Speaker 5: Hey do you play Snowblind?
Speaker 3: I don't know. You're just gonna have to wait till
the show to see.
Speaker 5: No, I can't wait.
Speaker 3: I can't give I can't give away online here.
Speaker 2: So what is new?
Speaker 3: And what is new?
Speaker 8: Dwarf World?
Speaker 7: You're bringing me to barrel, You're bringing me a white
Castles off.
Speaker 3: Is there anything new? Are you guys working on anything?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 3: I mean you got this small little left you know,
West Coast Tour coming up, and is anything you're working
on that you need to tell me? About.
Speaker 7: Yeah, we've got we've got two brand new dudes that
are almost finished mixed, and we're gonna release those sometime
in the next twenty second century.
Speaker 5: Nice. Yeah, they're gonna be so. I heard this one
three years. Help release?
Speaker 2: Help me?
Speaker 5: How new it this?
Speaker 3: I try. You can't. It's a drummer. You can't control them.
Speaker 5: I know, well, I want, I just want to White castles.
Speaker 3: Oh, white castles are gonna happen. The white castles. Actually,
there's a white castle, a couple there's a white castle
a couple of blocks away from the venue.
Speaker 5: I'm counting on you.
Speaker 3: There some white Oh, it's happening. It's happening. I'm in
the drive through on the way.
Speaker 7: Well, we're having we're gearing up for lots of lots
of days we have. We're booked up till November twenty
sixth right now where we're date dates are coming in
all the time.
Speaker 5: We're doing We're doing moork with you.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, we're doing this great biggas gig. We're doing
this great thing with Jake and the Rainbow on the
thirty first of August with Vinga uh.
Speaker 11: No yelling them trickster, Yeah, speed A.
Speaker 5: Bunch of other games, a bunch of.
Speaker 7: Other people, and we're having some special guests are going
to be joining us for our show.
Speaker 5: Yeah, got right, you're right.
Speaker 3: We'll see I can't I can't get you anything.
Speaker 5: Well, I expect white white. So then and.
Speaker 7: Then when we get back to Canada, we're playing in
uh where were playing Robbie?
Speaker 5: No September?
Speaker 7: Okay, October, October fourth, we're playing in my uh my
town and uh don't him.
Speaker 8: October playing with Na.
Speaker 5: Every scene a ram and obviously in my own bed
that night.
Speaker 3: Is nothing better than that. Hey, look, I was gonna
ask you, obviously, o we just lost Assie. Did you
guys ever cross past with Ossie? Did you ever play
on anything with Ozzie? Did you ever meet him?
Speaker 5: All the times? Yeah?
Speaker 9: I have a memory of being at the Concrete Foundations forum.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah one is he and was me and
you or maybe meet you, I don't know, yeh.
Speaker 12: Los Angeles and Ozzie was playing and it was in
like you know, it was in the conference center like
a hotel ball room like.
Speaker 5: A carpetage, you know, and lots of balls there. Do
you remember this?
Speaker 9: And and he was he played and I think he played,
you know, war Pigs, and then something else, and then
after the next song he goes, there's a song called
war Pigs, and Zach goes, just played that song, and
we can.
Speaker 5: Hear them on the stage like it was so you know,
and they were they were just wicked. It was Randy Casillo,
you're playing.
Speaker 7: We loved Ozzie when Dunc and I when we first
started the Dwarfs, when we played a lot of cover
ship and we did lots of the uh, the Lizard
of Oz and lots lots and we did we did
what was We.
Speaker 5: Did never say die, I never say.
Speaker 8: Sails.
Speaker 5: We did like a crazy train, I don't know. We
did Diary of a mad Man. We did like.
Speaker 2: You're like a cover ban as we were not a
cover but we did enough tunes.
Speaker 5: But then again we used to have to do four
forty five minutes. Yeah, seven.
Speaker 2: You can imagine that those six Ausie tunes were lost
in there with East and all the other.
Speaker 7: Seven nights a week at the same place and Matt
on Saturday.
Speaker 2: I met on my own quick story about it. I
met Ousie on my own Oh nice stage at oz Fest.
Came through town, Black Sabbath was the headliners Zacha that year,
and Opie was a road manager who worked for Van Halen,
and so he brought me.
Speaker 5: Backstage and name dropping. But I can say that I
didn't know, but I never met him.
Speaker 2: Where I come in? Sharing's there and hey, this is
Darryl from this band Killer Dwarfs. He goes, yeah, I'll
get the fun out of my dressing room.
Speaker 5: And then I left and I'm not gonna I'm not
gonna tell you. I will tell you in person.
Speaker 3: Oh, I can't wait to do it. Johnny. Johnny looks
so excited over there, and he.
Speaker 5: War ten times. I was asked to join his family. No,
I couldn't understand what.
Speaker 7: War?
Speaker 5: You know? What did Johnny just say? We never heard speak?
What where did you say? It doesn't? Yeah? Who let
you come out? Let's give him the stage.
Speaker 3: He just has this look on his faces, like can
we do some of this adorm? I want to play Ausie.
Speaker 13: Dude, white socks. He's like, he's like Billy, hold on
in the basement. We'll get a little socks socks, get back,
gets back off from the basement.
Speaker 3: Come, hey, do give me a hear Hey, donk you
just said you just said something about Edward van Halen's
guitar tech. Did did you guys ever meet Eddie? Did
you ever meet the van Halen guys?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh for sure, tell us Yeah, well I don't
want to name dropperating he already did so.
Speaker 5: Got the best got the bestory about No, I'm telling
you we're not talking about love it Haalen and uh.
Speaker 7: It was great to be friends with them and everything,
and god, we loved to hale and since we were kids.
Speaker 5: Right, so when you actually meet, you know people that
he idolized, Yeah, like is he like like you? You
gotta freaked out.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 5: It's pretty heavy, man. But those guys were just the
most normal guys on the planet. It was one of
your Mike Anthony became quite a good friend. He's a
good dude, went out in his boat, it HAPs to.
Speaker 2: And all kinds of stuff over the years, though this
is like years and years. I remember one time the
quick story on my part was coming, so I went
down to a hearsal. I got invited, and I didn't
know what I was walking into, but I walked into
a rehearsal of van Halen down at Mates.
Speaker 5: Or wherever it was in La wherever they were rehearsed.
Speaker 2: I can't remember the name of the studio, but it
was Gary Charon and they were rehearsing and I heard
them play a couple of tunes and no one in
the world had ever heard them. I got invited down
by one of their tacks and we walked in the
room and it was just me, the tech and a
couple of friends and Van Halen Jammy with.
Speaker 5: Sharon was insane. I didn't no one had ever seen
them before, right and did They hadn't toured yet.
Speaker 3: It hadn't even been announced yet, so they were just
kind of rehearsing with them. They didn't say who the
new singer was yet.
Speaker 5: They were rehearsing the record.
Speaker 2: The record was done, Gary Scharn, Wow, I walked.
Speaker 5: Into a rehearsal. I didn't know that. I was literally
going into that they were rehearsing.
Speaker 14: Van Hamm was like, tellt I went on tour with
the once for a couple of weeks and just to
be a uh.
Speaker 7: Yeah, just I ate all the cheesecakes. I ate so
much cheese kicked one night, uh one with the fucking
shoes Sammy Hagar. Yeah, it was hanger, but uh, you know,
I I saw Eddie he was playing a gig by
my place, and and uh, they brought me back and everything,
and Mike is such a cool guy.
Speaker 5: And then I just and we knew that their guitar tech.
Speaker 2: Work for us.
Speaker 5: I worked with us, and.
Speaker 7: I ended up just staying and going on tour with
them for a couple of weeks, and they gave him
my own bunk and everything, and I just, you know
how fucked around every day with with Mike and and
Eddy and all those guys. But uh, at one point,
I ate, like so much fucking cheesecake one night and
the hearing yea yourself, Pug Pug pugl that he lost door.
Speaker 5: At least at least I don't know the door. I
made it right. I was like, get the bust. I
was like, oh, this is not happening. And I forgot
it and I went to the front door a few
all over the car. It was parked.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 5: The movie.
Speaker 3: It was parked right.
Speaker 5: I didn't let that down for the rest of the game.
Speaker 3: Well, I thank you for bringing that story into our lives,
because now I'm not gonna let you let it down again.
Speaker 5: Might have been alcohol and bowl with the cheese gi Mike.
He's been knowing his great alive robably.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 5: Yeah, happy memory.
Speaker 3: It's a great memory. That's a great story. I have
dinner out here with that with Jason Hook every once
in a while. Who's he's a farmer dwarf?
Speaker 5: Yeses, yes, absolutely?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: When did When was he in the band? And what
do you remember about him joining the band?
Speaker 5: I think he did an.
Speaker 7: Event in nineteen eighteen, just after just after the Big War,
right was that doll?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I think so. He was in for about ten minutes.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 5: He went on to bigger and better things. And Jason's
a great guy and he's a fuck again player.
Speaker 3: Uh you know, it was it was the it was the.
Speaker 7: Grunge era, like ninety five and everything, and Epic dropped
us and we were all sad sack because we didn't
have all their money to spend and.
Speaker 2: We were we were just literally finishing up our last night.
So we're going to go on the hiatus anyway.
Speaker 5: But we needed a guitar player. Is this prick here
beside me quit? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: He really filled true, he filled in for this guy
for one week.
Speaker 7: It was only so many days and he's a great
guitar player, great and he's a great cats.
Speaker 5: We love him. He's a great guy. He's part of
the uh legacy, part of the history of the Vegas.
He's part of the.
Speaker 3: When you guys started out, I mean when you gave
everybody the Dwarf name, was it was it like a
tip of the hat to the Ramones or was it
just kind of something that was just it wasn't after them.
Speaker 5: I'll go back, I'll go down to the basement to
get the archives and see the truth. Story is true.
You know it's not true when it starts that way. Yeah, yeah,
what was the true story? I think it was the
record company, Tom Williams who signed us.
Speaker 7: He was he was the vice president of Attict Records,
and uh, you know, we were called to kill a
Dwarfs already. And when we originally got the name from
these two managers we had, we didn't really like the
name and everything, and then it kind of grew.
Speaker 5: On us because you know, it's us. It's a state
of mind.
Speaker 15: It's like it's like Texas, right, dog's like six seven,
he's not a door, but it's like it's a state
of mind, right, And it was just a joke, you know,
as you know us, we take the music really seriously
and we love it and everything.
Speaker 16: But we have fun because we're not we're not we're entertainers.
We're not there to bomb every buddy out. We're going
to fucking laugh and have a good time and everything.
But at the time, you know, we were young, and
it was it was a good name for us and everything.
And this guy just said, why don't we call everybody Dwarf?
You know, it's the last name. And people are actually
marketing people.
Speaker 8: Is he good? They were thinking?
Speaker 5: People came up with it.
Speaker 7: I can remember being in record stores with dunk and
and people and we were just looking around and then
our records there.
Speaker 5: We can hear the pick it up brothers.
Speaker 17: You know, yeah, we're brothers, are right, And then every
time and for for like the last forty five years,
I partied with your brother man, you and the rest
of the fuck actually turned out to be a fun
because we are brothers and you know us, we have
a sad humor and it's it's fun.
Speaker 5: It's it's like the darkness or whatever. They like.
Speaker 7: They're serious about their music, but they they have fun
with it, which just roll there's only three courts.
Speaker 5: That we know, both of them. For sakes, it's all
been done before, right, I don't like speaking in the
darkness for a second. Fucking o, Gay, I saw them justin.
They were on the Cruizy stole this fucking guy's head.
Stand that bastard. Well we'll have his balls. That guy
stands on his head. I saw it on the start.
Everything he does, everything I didn't know he did. Okay,
well tell him we're after him.
Speaker 3: Just as did you guys? Like so they gave you Yeah, okay,
we're gonna call everybody dwarf? Did you guys ever live
that gimmick though? Where you people had to call you
like rust dwarf? They try.
Speaker 5: That's our namee for real?
Speaker 3: All right? But did you did you try to did
you ever try to hide your real names?
Speaker 8: Well, we just ran with the dwarf. Well, yeah, we
shine our elbows, you know, like Jerry.
Speaker 5: That's how we saw it was what's his name?
Speaker 7: Dwarf lives at thirteen thirteen mocking Bird Lane.
Speaker 5: That's the way, Wayne.
Speaker 3: I was just curious because like wrestling, they have the
same called fabe, and that's where you protect the business,
you protect your character. If you're not in the ring,
you're not at the venue. The wrestlers silly call each
other by their wrestling name. They didn't want everybody, anybody
to know their real name because I was just curious
if you guys did that.
Speaker 5: We got it for a while. Look at you. Well
everybody just calls us by that last name anyways. Yeah, yeah,
it's a natural thing after forty four years. Right, it's
like kiss. You know, you didn't see that without their
makeup for all those years.
Speaker 7: Right, they get there and right, and that's those aren't
their real names, right, right?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 5: Like Paul stansrael name is gern Blanston, right, yeah, I
think it is. Actually, yeah, I think he.
Speaker 7: Had a couple of well you know, he said, since
I called myself by my real name, gern Blant. Yeah,
so like that's did a couple of couple of alums
goes to college.
Speaker 5: Yeah that's a good good. I love that. Hotter than
hell and then goes to college. I love It's so funny.
It's the house early boy.
Speaker 3: How's how's that documentary coming along?
Speaker 2: Making it?
Speaker 5: Right now?
Speaker 2: With you?
Speaker 5: You got the document I wanted to ask you a question, Yeah,
go for it. Is you're gonna guitar gonna light on fire.
Speaker 3: My other guitar players is really he's got it. He's
bringing his smoker. Hell yeah, smoker.
Speaker 5: Here about the part of the band.
Speaker 3: Then I sing, I sing and play rhythm and wear
the eighties jacket. So it's really a tribute to the
guitar and the jacket.
Speaker 5: Okay, sulking the guy smoke ribs on that guitar.
Speaker 3: Yes, okay. Yeah.
Speaker 7: We've got a couple of people that approached us for
this fucking documentary crap.
Speaker 5: You know, everybody's got to have a documentary, right, you know.
Speaker 7: So, and we have footage from like day one, I
filmed every bloody waking moment.
Speaker 5: Really, it'll be the movie about this fucking guy right here.
Speaker 18: He's blanched and the per mom my real name, and
uh so it's gonna happen.
Speaker 5: At some point. I might be dead by them, but
like you or other, not dead yet to her, so
we can still do it.
Speaker 7: We've got tons of footage we love people to see
because it's it's pretty funny.
Speaker 19: Like you know, we're dead serious of course, of course,
coming from here, I feel still filming filming everything everything.
Speaker 5: Documented.
Speaker 17: Stuff is the goal I've got like I had beta cameras. Okay,
look at this new mobile camera.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, lens this round?
Speaker 3: What's that lens?
Speaker 5: Get the new lens? That a fish?
Speaker 18: Hi.
Speaker 5: It was funny.
Speaker 7: It was funny when I first got the very first camera,
remember Doug, it was a big beta camera and it
was it was really a sony it was yeah, it was.
Speaker 5: All it was a go ahead. Just think we ended
up owning them a million dollars camera.
Speaker 7: Ever was so we had we had this these fans,
these young fans of ours, and they became they're still
friends about us today and we'll see you who they
are because anyways, one of them was a security guard
and he comes to my house.
Speaker 5: And he has this fucking whole beta camp set up.
He's like a security guys. I found his head work.
You think you'd like it? So that fell off the
truck at work, fell off the back truck. I don't know,
I don't know. You know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you talked about when the band is going to
go on hiatus in the in the nineties. Were you
guys are like underwater with your record deals? Were you
able to get all your masters and all that kind
of stuff? Back or you still you still owe them
money we have we have a.
Speaker 5: Couple of records that are ours. The scoony stuff that is,
you know, it's it's publishing. So they don't half a ship.
This ship. We don't know them ship. We don't know that.
We don't owe them any money. And uh, it's just
it's just it is. You don't want to talk about
the crowd, you know, just lawyers and lawyers, guns and money,
is what's his basemould say?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know lawyers, guns and el won wars, guns
and money.
Speaker 5: But I have this version of brick you're doing it war,
But I have a we have a publisher that works
with us and need another Guinness. I'll be back and
let me let me get in the basement. Wouldn't it
be just scripping and take the elevator. He's god, it's
just you and me now, is he?
Speaker 3: Oh God, God, what the fuck is going on here?
Why then? Are you hi? Robbie? Jesus right? You know
you know what we say to kill say first always always,
oh boy, hey Jerry, since uh, since you're just you
there and Johnny is sleeping in the corner, there's there's
a lot of guitar players, and there's a lot of
musicians to listen to the show and a lot of
Gibson fans. Why don't you Why didn't you tell us
what the fuck you have going on in your guitar
that keeps it in tune?
Speaker 5: Oh you're you're talking about the my little secret thing.
Speaker 3: About the Yeah, yeah?
Speaker 7: Is it?
Speaker 3: Is it something you made or is it something somebody
gave you as an actual product or what?
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 5: It's crazy. You know if you play les Paul the
G string.
Speaker 9: And uh no, great question is as a friend of
mine from Newfoundland, you know we're.
Speaker 5: From Paul Pike was great, impressive. He's the guy that
shared it with me.
Speaker 9: You take a uh graph fight streight fucking tree and
screw it in the top part.
Speaker 5: Of the trust rock cod okay, and it brings it
to the D and the G string down for me
and uh.
Speaker 3: That's uh it really.
Speaker 5: And it's a you know, a three dollars piece.
Speaker 3: Right right, that's you? I mean now, okay, and uh
and the seventeen people that are going to listen to
this podcast, Yeah, you told me there's one hundred, one
hundred and three ninety four. I don't know, Russ. Well,
it's it's Elvis Week. What's your what's your best Elvis memory?
Speaker 5: Best Elvis memory? Oh, I don't have so many.
Speaker 7: I do a friend of.
Speaker 5: Ours, Uh you might know. Do you know Andrew or Braun?
You know?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yo sure.
Speaker 7: For my birthday like two or three years ago, she
gave me a piece of Elvis's hair from nineteen sixty six.
Speaker 20: Wow from the bar. Oh yeah, like it's all document. Yeah,
so I have a piece of Be's hair.
Speaker 7: So we're going to you know, clone him with the
DNA because like more, he's got a laboratory here and everything.
Speaker 5: So the next time you see this, Elvis might be
in the bank.
Speaker 3: Nice. So he's gonna play bass.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I figure one on Elvis tired.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 5: Elvis loved to play the bass, right, Oh yeah, the guys.
Speaker 7: Didn't play base when he when he met the Beatles, actually,
when they came in the room, Elvis was like plucking
on a pe base right, and.
Speaker 5: That no Sun records.
Speaker 3: Well, Russ, when I get to town, Russ, when you
get to town, you're gonna have to go over to
the West Gate because that's the International That was Elvis's room.
Speaker 5: They tore they tore it down.
Speaker 3: The West Gate is the former Hilton. It turned into
the West Gate, so the statue is still there. They
have a little museum in there. I saw fire I
saw Firehouse a couple of years ago there and they
took those.
Speaker 5: Guys Firehouse fire Hose were playing.
Speaker 3: The Firehouse, but they took they took me into Elvis
his dressing room and it's exactly like it was with
the green shed everything.
Speaker 5: The stage is still there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, it's it's more of a it's more of
a concert venue style now, I mean they remodeled it.
It's it's Manolo stage. Well, I tell you. Yeah, there's
a lot of memorabilia and is a tour walk or
I don't know they do they do do tours. I
don't know when. I haven't done it yet. I've just
just like the Firehouse. Guys took me down to the
dressing room and where he used to kneel before they
went on stage and do the prayer. And yeah, it's
it's pretty cool. It's pretty cool. And so the bathroom,
the bathroom in his dressing room is huge, and there's
a cot in there, like a double wide prison cot.
So he could sleep in there if he didn't want
to go up to was room in between shows.
Speaker 5: I get that maybe the lighted and kicked in hate
understand what you can't get upstairs today? Some black Bennies
and a couple of perks.
Speaker 3: Maybe we are.
Speaker 5: Won't tell him that.
Speaker 7: I just want to put it this way in the plane,
I want to get in this flavor that Firehouse gag.
We love Firehouse. Bill is one of our best buddies,
and we we love those guys. Guy, we were on
the same freaking label as an epic, and we don't
want anybody to.
Speaker 5: Take it wrong. Don't any don't anyone hate. Don't you
want Firehouse? Don't you for your house? Those? Oh no,
that's what you call him. That's when you mocked him.
I wasn't mocking I'm not a mocking bird mocking them.
I just don't want me at thirteen thirteen mocking bird lane.
I don't want any of it is. He's fourteen fans
to be offended. That's right, next singing all be worse
smart if Bill comp yeah, because Bill's a bit of
a scrapper.
Speaker 2: He is. Oh yeah, people got mad like a wounded
and on a on a more somber note they lost
their singer.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was like, yeah, he knows a sweet you
know what those guys for that and now they're out.
Was the three piece or something?
Speaker 3: No, No, they got they got a kid. They have
a kid by the name of Nate Peck is singing,
and after a couple of songs, it's like he's sad.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 3: At first it's like, yeah, you know, it's not j
but he sounds good. And then the longer it goes on,
the more he sounds like him. He does a killer job.
He's phenomenal.
Speaker 5: Alright, those guys shooting and celebrate their good for the
soldier on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but let me ask you this. Say one of
you drops Russ say Russ drops. Are you guys gonna
would you guys keep going? Would you guys do it
in honor of Russ? Or would the Dwarfs be done?
Speaker 16: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're gonna get Vincent.
Speaker 2: Are you.
Speaker 5: Rich?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: That's a serious question.
Speaker 5: He's already he's already.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he said, Oh yeah, I was supposed to tell
you what Dawson to say, what's up?
Speaker 5: Bring out the answer? No? What the answer? Hot?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Oh yeah, that's that's an honest question. That's an
honest answer.
Speaker 5: To get out of this now, right, Yeah, when he
died and I want to retire, Yeah, I like exactly right.
Speaker 3: I just.
Speaker 5: In your right arm though. See I'm fucking tired of
people dying.
Speaker 3: Oh I know I am too.
Speaker 5: Larry the Big.
Speaker 8: Cows we tour with, Yeah, yeah, yeah, Larry.
Speaker 7: We kind of knew it was going as he told
us last year that he was kind Yeah, we only
knew him for forty four years, but we didn't know.
Speaker 5: He kind of knew he had cancer and he died.
That's what happened. It was surprised. It's terrible, really good,
good person. I'm drinking size that's a dunk sized glass. Well,
Larry would like that, he would. That's a goblet. I
got a goblet of giveness. And Larry's on. Larry was
a good kid. He's a real dude. He was he
wasn't a jack asked.
Speaker 7: Was a totally sweet guy and totally love playing with
them and their home bands.
Speaker 5: Feel bad for all the guys.
Speaker 2: And Brian's his brother, the drummer. I haven't talked to
him since he's letting him grieve and whatnot. He's probably
really I talked to Victor the other day. So anyways,
it's a sad, sad thing.
Speaker 5: But we don't know if they're carrying on or not.
Probably not. He's a founding member. I don't know, We
don't know. We hope, we hope they do. But really
great band, you know, you know, Canada has a lot
of great bands. But right up there they were. They
are yeah. Uh you know, it's funny. They were on
Passion records. You know, if you don't know them though,
right don you should go listening to Kick Acts. Yeah,
because I was just gonna say they're connected to l
a though a little bit. They were. They were on
Passion Records during the Quiet Riot. They ended up working with.
Speaker 7: They wrote a lot of songs for other people too.
They wrote some songs for King cole Bro. They wrote
some songs from Wasp, one of the biggest hits I
think they wrote.
Speaker 5: They were yeah, yeah, yeah, look it up, look it up.
They're great, Larry and that's be doing. Yeah, they were great.
We had we had so much.
Speaker 7: We actually we saw him actually like a year ago,
almost to the days here and here.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Jack died that weekend and then we played with
Kickcocks and he looks here in Calgary, just up the street.
Speaker 5: So it's been a year since we've seen them. So yeah,
it's kind of weird. And we did this memorial for
Jack Russell.
Speaker 2: That night on our screen on the big on our
big screen, rested up this cool memorial for Jack. It
was really emotional and we played it before we went
on you know, honor of Jack Russell that night. And
then it was kind of weird because when the gig
was over, Larry came to Russ and told him, I'm sick.
Speaker 4: It was very strang.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's wild stuff wild.
Speaker 5: A more happier topic. This is bumming me out.
Speaker 3: Okay, So so when's the when's the documentary coming out?
And why is it going to be called Canada?
Speaker 5: You're I'm changing it? Did Doggy do that?
Speaker 7: You don't know? It's such a huge undertaking, you know
a lot of stuff digitized and everything. But Doug and
I have a buddy who wants to do it, and
then there's a few people that have a guy that
wants to do it, so it don't come out, you know,
So we'll.
Speaker 18: Put it out when we think the time, when we
think the times right, guys, right now, you're the only
guy that wants to see it.
Speaker 3: Well, right, because I'm going to narrate it, right, we
assuming we're gonna have.
Speaker 5: To interview you. You better want to see it. We
want to see it.
Speaker 2: We want to get on.
Speaker 5: We will really we get some momentum with some new
music and all that we can jump start.
Speaker 3: In a documentary, because a documentary is a hell of
a way to introduce new music.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well true, let's get it out first, Ken, Ken,
don't do music. Baby here, Let's get.
Speaker 3: A bigger baby, Russ. When you guys, when you guys write,
is it who's who's taking the lead.
Speaker 5: Here's a bigger baby.
Speaker 2: Look at this baby, our host, our host here, he's
got magnums of Booze Bailey.
Speaker 5: Like he's got these all over the house, Like it's crazy.
Speaker 3: How how does the writing process go with you guys?
Is it like Russ is there you do you take
the lead on it? Or is it just somebody come
up and coming in with an idea? How does it
work with you guys?
Speaker 7: Jerry and I usually get together and we we you
have tons of riffs and we and we just like,
you know, he'll play some stuff and I'll try to
sing some ship over or something he plays will trigger
some lyric or something, and all right, that our rating in.
Speaker 5: We just build it and arrange it and bring it
to the guys and then we play it. We try
to play it and changes again. It changes again.
Speaker 7: Then we try to play them live as much as
possible and see, you know what's gonna work and how
the flow is gonna go, and you know, kind of
like tinker with it until we get to where we want.
Speaker 5: We don't overdo anything. We're not fucking yes, it's a
rock band, right.
Speaker 2: So.
Speaker 7: We we test that out live usually lately lately we
have but we have a lot. We also have a
lot of songs that we we just finish and bring
to the guys and they put their their their interpretation
to it and layer down.
Speaker 12: Baby, but we have tons of tons of songs, like
a thousand songs.
Speaker 5: Like it's just endless. We sit down.
Speaker 9: It's like a great and here's another idea, another idea, idea,
like we're great at starting songs, we're just not really good.
Speaker 3: And finish, you know, yeah, yeah, And then he called Johnny.
He says, fuck you over here listening to far I
don't need this right now.
Speaker 5: Yes, Carcas, get it straight. It's carcass. Yeah, you got
it wrong.
Speaker 3: Well, I'll tell you what, man. I'm very you guys.
I'm very excited to hang out, very excited to play
with you guys. And if you guys, uh, you know,
catch the dwarfs, catch him on, catch him out on
the road right now, next week or the two weeks,
two weeks, that's right. My cruise is next week. So
I'm getting.
Speaker 5: You're doing blue cruise. You're going, yeah, you're going. I
just left there.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 5: I talked to April and she goes, I'm coming in there.
Speaker 2: I won't be there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I get off the boat and I fly
straight back to play with you fucking hose heads. I'm
very excited.
Speaker 5: You're when you're in Ali called dirty Nellie's to kill
Dirty Nellie's.
Speaker 3: That's the problem, Dirtyllis.
Speaker 5: I love that email. April.
Speaker 7: You're gonna fly home, you go get a shower, shower,
grab your gear, drive the white white caste, and you're
gonna go to the gig and you're gonna come to
the green room and you're gonna give me some white house.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know that's happening.
Speaker 5: You know, I'll just tell you one story.
Speaker 7: Before we leave because it's passed my bedtime. But one
time we were at a show in the Midwest. There's
a lot of white causes there, right, and I was
like bitching during the show.
Speaker 5: Oh man, I want to wake out White Castle.
Speaker 7: Right, So if way through the show here comes these
people and they brought me a bunch of white castles.
Speaker 5: On stage shows up. They ran out and got it
before the show was over.
Speaker 7: So then after I got the white castles, I ordered
the caddle act.
Speaker 2: See.
Speaker 3: Well, you know, Russ, you know there's a White Castle
Hall of Fame. What and Tommy Shaw is in it?
Speaker 5: Shah, let me.
Speaker 3: Since I got you here, I am going to do this.
How do you get in the White Castle Hall of Fame?
Speaker 5: Well I should be in. I'm the only guy that
likes White Castle.
Speaker 3: Well, well, I see. To get into White the White
Castles Cravers Hall of Fame, you need to some it
a compelling story showcasing your love for White Castle, including
the details about your crave and all connects memorable moments
in your life.
Speaker 5: I've got a great story. Then I say that picture.
You remember that picture?
Speaker 7: I'm saying up the White Castle and yeah, yes, I
say that a couple of years ago.
Speaker 5: Yes, but it is the bag of White Castle. It
was like a crowd surfer like it was. It was
handed over under like the brown bag. And I hate
that's the story. Yeah, I'm getting in that bloody.
Speaker 7: Hall of Fame.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love it. Uh, people want to find uh
you guys find the door days it's Killer Dworf dot com. Correct, Hi,
hi Rob.
Speaker 7: Killing Dorf band dot com. And then all the Facebook
and Instagram, right duncan.
Speaker 21: Yeah, your stairs tripping mepp.
Speaker 3: Cocktail and I don't want that. We don't want that.
I'm gonna see you guys in in a couple of weeks,
and then of course we're gonna see you on the boat.
Speaker 2: And uh.
Speaker 3: The the theme for the Cruiser Jam this year changed
to Ozzie Now because if I didn't do that, there
would be so up. Keep your eyes peeled for what
I'm gonna recruit you guys to play on.
Speaker 16: Uh, I.
Speaker 20: Don't know.
Speaker 2: That one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gonna be fucking great. So we'll see you
guys soon Killer Dwarfs band dot com and we will
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