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Speaker 2: Let's begin in Berlin, Germany. This is another situation of objectophilia.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: This woman has well, she doesn't object to anything. That
Speaker 2: she's ended her nine year sexual relationship with an airplane.
Speaker 2: She's broken up with the airplane, but she says they
Speaker 2: remain friends. That would be a Boeing seven thirty seven.
Speaker 1: A nut job.
Speaker 2: How does she get act this? Thirty six year old
Speaker 2: Michelle Cobka says that she's had a nine year romantic
Speaker 2: relationship with the aircraft and revealed that they broke up.
Speaker 2: She affectionately calls the plane darling and described it as
Speaker 2: attractive and elegant, and it's had been diagnosed as an objectiphile.
Speaker 1: So how does she get in contact. That's a big airplane.
Speaker 1: She's got to get out on the tarmac.
Speaker 2: And how This is kind of short on the actual details,
Speaker 2: other than her saying, we have relaxing evenings together and
Speaker 2: when we go to bed, we cuddle and fall asleep together,
Speaker 2: which I guess means she sleeps on the plane from
Speaker 2: time to time when they're together. No, she has a
Speaker 2: picture of it.
Speaker 1: Probably says the breakup was amicable, but she still fondly
Speaker 1: recalls the connection and the excitement she felt, particularly when
Speaker 1: touching its winglets its plane porn.
Speaker 2: His wings. I immediately get sweaty pumps and get excited.
Speaker 1: It's plane porn, you know how like adults back in
Speaker 1: the day looked at magazines, women and men alike. Then
Speaker 1: it went to the internet for pictures. She has a
Speaker 1: picture of a plane that she sleeps with. I guarantee
Speaker 1: that's what it is, because she can't. You can't just
Speaker 1: sleep with this plane each day if your flights are
Speaker 1: twenty four to seven. You can't just get out on
Speaker 1: the tarmac and lay down next to the plane.
Speaker 2: And how it's it's it can't be the same plane.
Speaker 2: Maybe she just buys multiple tickets and travels on Boeing
Speaker 2: seven thirty sevens and it makes love to them. However, she.
Speaker 1: Pat this is my picture of a plane. You ready, Look,
Speaker 1: I went out on the tar back, I took a picture.
Speaker 1: Here's my picture of the plane. I can cuddle with it.
Speaker 2: But touching its winglets on a picture versus in person. Eh,
Speaker 2: I've touched. I've touched the nips on dick. Well, thank you.
Speaker 2: That's a bit more than and I think any of
Speaker 2: us were expecting. But that's that's noble of you. Two
Speaker 2: admit that on one hundred thousand want radio stations.
Speaker 1: No like the junior high you know, junior high days
Speaker 1: and probably about that time, not high school.
Speaker 2: But I mean, don't even get him started on what
Speaker 2: he used to do to the mannequins in we're leaving
Speaker 2: them in various states of undress and department stores in
Speaker 2: his youth.
Speaker 1: And I did pull down the shirt on the you know,
Speaker 1: like a one boob pulled down so it's just like
Speaker 1: when people walk by, they go. But you admitted to
Speaker 1: touching one the mannequin. You admitted to that, So why
Speaker 1: are you calling me out?
Speaker 2: Huh? I think any uh uh.
Speaker 1: You just called me out for a glasshouses bro big Stones.
Speaker 1: Mine wasn't like on a regular basis. It was, you know,
Speaker 1: after once, that's okay, that's what it feels like.
Speaker 2: The mannequin. I mean, you're once you've had that curiosity satisfied,
Speaker 2: Normally you just move on. But you know, every time
Speaker 2: it was at the mall. Let's go over to Pennies
Speaker 2: and just robe the Mannikins. There's no denial coming here.
Speaker 2: I noticed made a tomato man. By the way, at
Speaker 2: the text line, I see I was down at the
Speaker 2: arcade playing asteroids.
Speaker 1: I was too, but I had a sig hanging off
Speaker 1: my machine at a young age. Winner Speaking of arcades,
Speaker 1: the Claw Machine, the infamous claw machine. Everybody loved it
Speaker 1: growing up, still do.
Speaker 2: Nine times out of ten whenever that comes up on
Speaker 2: this show. It's because some young kids climbed inside and
Speaker 2: needs to be rescued by you know, first responders.
Speaker 1: Now we have to say eight times out of ten,
Speaker 1: because you said this is different, and we had one
Speaker 1: different a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 2: We did this is getting some track. Apparently there's a hack,
Speaker 2: a cheat code that you can use to guarantee your
Speaker 2: success after dumping money into one of these claw machines. Now,
Speaker 2: keep in mind there's various types of claw machines. The
Speaker 2: idea is always the same. You maneuver the robotic claw,
Speaker 2: hover over an item that you would like to try
Speaker 2: to retrieve and successfully grasp it and drop it into
Speaker 2: the bind and if you do it shorts. There's different
Speaker 2: levels of these claw machines as to what's exactly inside.
Speaker 2: I've seen some with like xboxes and stuff, you know,
Speaker 2: I think I had. There's some that have some really
Speaker 2: good prizes. Did they charge you like ten bucks per
Speaker 2: pop compared to a dollar? I can't really speak to
Speaker 2: that because I was probably drunk wherever I saw that machine.
Speaker 2: But and again, if you're drunk and you see that, yeah,
Speaker 2: you're gonna feed some money into the man. I'm trying
Speaker 2: to get an Xbox or whatever that might be. But
Speaker 2: so there's supposedly a cheat code. How exactly does it
Speaker 2: work though?
Speaker 3: Why is it that every time you try to grab
Speaker 3: a toy from the claw machine. You always miss it
Speaker 3: by just a little bit. It's because claw machines are
Speaker 3: so with sensitivity levels from one to five, with five
Speaker 3: being the tightest grip and one being the loosest. Each
Speaker 3: time you start the machine, it randomly selects a level,
Speaker 3: but the chances of getting level five are the lowest.
Speaker 3: If you press left, right, left, right, down, down, and
Speaker 3: then press the grab button twice before starting, you'll hear
Speaker 3: a prompt sound. This means the machine has switched to
Speaker 3: level five sensitivity. If you try to grab it again
Speaker 3: at this time, you will come back to thank me.
Speaker 1: Anybody who owns a claw machine right now is cursing
Speaker 1: you Outlet youre and that, and somebody needs to try this.
Speaker 1: Let us know if this works or not. Do you
Speaker 1: remember the sequence? Left right?
Speaker 2: Just pay?
Speaker 3: Is it that every time you try to grab a
Speaker 3: toy from the claw machine you always miss it by
Speaker 3: just a little bit? It's because claw machines are set
Speaker 3: with sensitivity levels from one to five, with five being
Speaker 3: the tightest grip and one being the loosest. Each time
Speaker 3: you start the machine, it randomly selects a level, but
Speaker 3: the chances of getting level five are the lowest. If
Speaker 3: you press left, right, left, right, down, down, and then
Speaker 3: press the grab button twice before starting, you'll hear a
Speaker 3: prompt sound. This means the machine is switch to level
Speaker 3: five sensitivity. If you try to grab it again at
Speaker 3: this time, you will come back to thank me.
Speaker 2: I see you the notes down there? What's the sequence
Speaker 2: of commands there?
Speaker 1: Left right, left, right, down, down and they grab the
Speaker 1: the little hit the grab button twice before playing, though,
Speaker 1: because if you do it just right there, it's she's
Speaker 1: gonna go weird. Right, Wow, man, we're winning some serious
Speaker 1: bears here.
Speaker 2: Maybe that Xbox. You're probably right though. Wherever those.
Speaker 1: Locations are that have claw machines with stuff that's worth
Speaker 1: more than two cents, they're probably they hate us right now,
Speaker 1: hate us, and they're switching out their prizes. We're just
Speaker 1: crappy stuff, stuffed toys that are made in some third
Speaker 1: world country. The place that does it, right, Remember the machine,
Speaker 1: they have a Devaney's where it's the mystery mystery box.
Speaker 1: Remember we were out there for a football gig and
Speaker 1: they have these. It's awesome people. It it's like a
Speaker 1: mystery machine where you just choose whatever and it could
Speaker 1: be anything but a lot of times it's something really good.
Speaker 2: Oh, we have more evidence to support and this is
Speaker 2: on our Facebook page as well. More evidence to support
Speaker 2: our long standing theory that whenever you have a story
Speaker 2: about a train running into something, train almost invariably will always.
Speaker 1: Win, unless like a few weeks ago to Tornado. Well
Speaker 1: that was a train that was just in a train
Speaker 1: yard that was Tornado victorious.
Speaker 2: How about this Taco bob a train versus a tank,
Speaker 2: like an armored vehicle tank on the tracks or shooting
Speaker 2: it on the tracks in South Carolina. I'm gonna say it,
Speaker 2: it was a tie. They both derailed like no, the
Speaker 2: tank was being transported. It was sitting on the flatbed
Speaker 2: of a truck semi that became stuck on the tracks
Speaker 2: as the CSX freight train came barreling through. Theory supported once.
Speaker 1: Again because it was on a semi so it's elevated
Speaker 1: from the ground. If that tank was on the ground,
Speaker 1: it might have been I wonder if that would have
Speaker 1: changed the dynamics of it. What's the sequence again? It
Speaker 1: is left, right, left, right, down, down and grabbed the
Speaker 1: button twice on that lady who's making love to that plane.
Speaker 1: She could move on to trains. She could take down
Speaker 1: the train, nothing but the Lady.
Speaker 2: She could even have her own little model set at home.
Speaker 2: Caboos in the kaboos. Shit, what I'm saying. We were
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