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<v Speaker 1>For a shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of idiotology. We'll let you taco

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<v Speaker 1>Barry from Shiningdown's gonna be out there with us doing

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<v Speaker 1>a question and answer from four to six.

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<v Speaker 1>And by the way, a little side note, blankets and

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<v Speaker 1>courage thank you, so you can, you know, make a

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<v Speaker 1>day out of it. Sit back, kick back with the family,

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<v Speaker 1>enjoy some music and all that. I can't wait to

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<v Speaker 1>see you and Rus Rollins wrestling.

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<v Speaker 2>We're not wrestling, dude. They have somebody they have an

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<v Speaker 2>ambered over wrestling.

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<v Speaker 1>But we're just you and I are just doing a

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<v Speaker 1>Q and A with A with Barry actually see wrestling.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you, we're just gonna We're gonna orchestrate the

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<v Speaker 2>Q and A. So we let listeners ask Barry whatever

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<v Speaker 2>they want to ask him. Good. He's gonna bring their hot.

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<v Speaker 1>Sauce though too, so m h, I have a bottle

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<v Speaker 1>of that.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's begin in Berlin, Germany. This is another situation of objectophilia.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>This woman has well, she doesn't object to anything. That

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<v Speaker 2>she's ended her nine year sexual relationship with an airplane.

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<v Speaker 2>She's broken up with the airplane, but she says they

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<v Speaker 2>remain friends. That would be a Boeing seven thirty seven.

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<v Speaker 1>A nut job.

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<v Speaker 2>How does she get act this? Thirty six year old

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<v Speaker 2>Michelle Cobka says that she's had a nine year romantic

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<v Speaker 2>relationship with the aircraft and revealed that they broke up.

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<v Speaker 2>She affectionately calls the plane darling and described it as

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<v Speaker 2>attractive and elegant, and it's had been diagnosed as an objectiphile.

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<v Speaker 1>So how does she get in contact. That's a big airplane.

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<v Speaker 1>She's got to get out on the tarmac.

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<v Speaker 2>And how This is kind of short on the actual details,

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<v Speaker 2>other than her saying, we have relaxing evenings together and

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<v Speaker 2>when we go to bed, we cuddle and fall asleep together,

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<v Speaker 2>which I guess means she sleeps on the plane from

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<v Speaker 2>time to time when they're together. No, she has a

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<v Speaker 2>picture of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably says the breakup was amicable, but she still fondly

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<v Speaker 1>recalls the connection and the excitement she felt, particularly when

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<v Speaker 1>touching its winglets its plane porn.

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<v Speaker 2>His wings. I immediately get sweaty pumps and get excited.

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<v Speaker 1>It's plane porn, you know how like adults back in

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<v Speaker 1>the day looked at magazines, women and men alike. Then

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<v Speaker 1>it went to the internet for pictures. She has a

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<v Speaker 1>picture of a plane that she sleeps with. I guarantee

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<v Speaker 1>that's what it is, because she can't. You can't just

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<v Speaker 1>sleep with this plane each day if your flights are

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<v Speaker 1>twenty four to seven. You can't just get out on

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<v Speaker 1>the tarmac and lay down next to the plane.

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<v Speaker 2>And how it's it's it can't be the same plane.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe she just buys multiple tickets and travels on Boeing

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<v Speaker 2>seven thirty sevens and it makes love to them. However, she.

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<v Speaker 1>Pat this is my picture of a plane. You ready, Look,

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<v Speaker 1>I went out on the tar back, I took a picture.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's my picture of the plane. I can cuddle with it.

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<v Speaker 2>But touching its winglets on a picture versus in person. Eh,

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<v Speaker 2>I've touched. I've touched the nips on dick. Well, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a bit more than and I think any of

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<v Speaker 2>us were expecting. But that's that's noble of you. Two

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<v Speaker 2>admit that on one hundred thousand want radio stations.

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<v Speaker 1>No like the junior high you know, junior high days

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<v Speaker 1>and probably about that time, not high school.

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<v Speaker 2>But I mean, don't even get him started on what

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<v Speaker 2>he used to do to the mannequins in we're leaving

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<v Speaker 2>them in various states of undress and department stores in

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<v Speaker 2>his youth.

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<v Speaker 1>And I did pull down the shirt on the you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like a one boob pulled down so it's just like

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<v Speaker 1>when people walk by, they go. But you admitted to

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<v Speaker 1>touching one the mannequin. You admitted to that, So why

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<v Speaker 1>are you calling me out?

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<v Speaker 2>Huh? I think any uh uh.

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<v Speaker 1>You just called me out for a glasshouses bro big Stones.

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<v Speaker 1>Mine wasn't like on a regular basis. It was, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>after once, that's okay, that's what it feels like.

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<v Speaker 2>The mannequin. I mean, you're once you've had that curiosity satisfied,

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<v Speaker 2>Normally you just move on. But you know, every time

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<v Speaker 2>it was at the mall. Let's go over to Pennies

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<v Speaker 2>and just robe the Mannikins. There's no denial coming here.

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<v Speaker 2>I noticed made a tomato man. By the way, at

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<v Speaker 2>the text line, I see I was down at the

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<v Speaker 2>arcade playing asteroids.

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<v Speaker 1>I was too, but I had a sig hanging off

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<v Speaker 1>my machine at a young age. Winner Speaking of arcades,

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<v Speaker 1>the Claw Machine, the infamous claw machine. Everybody loved it

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<v Speaker 1>growing up, still do.

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<v Speaker 2>Nine times out of ten whenever that comes up on

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<v Speaker 2>this show. It's because some young kids climbed inside and

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<v Speaker 2>needs to be rescued by you know, first responders.

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<v Speaker 1>Now we have to say eight times out of ten,

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<v Speaker 1>because you said this is different, and we had one

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<v Speaker 1>different a couple of weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 2>We did this is getting some track. Apparently there's a hack,

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<v Speaker 2>a cheat code that you can use to guarantee your

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<v Speaker 2>success after dumping money into one of these claw machines. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>keep in mind there's various types of claw machines. The

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<v Speaker 2>idea is always the same. You maneuver the robotic claw,

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<v Speaker 2>hover over an item that you would like to try

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<v Speaker 2>to retrieve and successfully grasp it and drop it into

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<v Speaker 2>the bind and if you do it shorts. There's different

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<v Speaker 2>levels of these claw machines as to what's exactly inside.

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<v Speaker 2>I've seen some with like xboxes and stuff, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I think I had. There's some that have some really

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<v Speaker 2>good prizes. Did they charge you like ten bucks per

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<v Speaker 2>pop compared to a dollar? I can't really speak to

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<v Speaker 2>that because I was probably drunk wherever I saw that machine.

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<v Speaker 2>But and again, if you're drunk and you see that, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you're gonna feed some money into the man. I'm trying

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<v Speaker 2>to get an Xbox or whatever that might be. But

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<v Speaker 2>so there's supposedly a cheat code. How exactly does it

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<v Speaker 2>work though?

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<v Speaker 3>Why is it that every time you try to grab

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<v Speaker 3>a toy from the claw machine. You always miss it

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<v Speaker 3>by just a little bit. It's because claw machines are

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<v Speaker 3>so with sensitivity levels from one to five, with five

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<v Speaker 3>being the tightest grip and one being the loosest. Each

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<v Speaker 3>time you start the machine, it randomly selects a level,

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<v Speaker 3>but the chances of getting level five are the lowest.

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<v Speaker 3>If you press left, right, left, right, down, down, and

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<v Speaker 3>then press the grab button twice before starting, you'll hear

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<v Speaker 3>a prompt sound. This means the machine has switched to

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<v Speaker 3>level five sensitivity. If you try to grab it again

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<v Speaker 3>at this time, you will come back to thank me.

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<v Speaker 1>Anybody who owns a claw machine right now is cursing

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<v Speaker 1>you Outlet youre and that, and somebody needs to try this.

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<v Speaker 1>Let us know if this works or not. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>remember the sequence? Left right?

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<v Speaker 2>Just pay?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it that every time you try to grab a

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<v Speaker 3>toy from the claw machine you always miss it by

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<v Speaker 3>just a little bit? It's because claw machines are set

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<v Speaker 3>with sensitivity levels from one to five, with five being

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<v Speaker 3>the tightest grip and one being the loosest. Each time

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<v Speaker 3>you start the machine, it randomly selects a level, but

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<v Speaker 3>the chances of getting level five are the lowest. If

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<v Speaker 3>you press left, right, left, right, down, down, and then

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<v Speaker 3>press the grab button twice before starting, you'll hear a

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<v Speaker 3>prompt sound. This means the machine is switch to level

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<v Speaker 3>five sensitivity. If you try to grab it again at

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<v Speaker 3>this time, you will come back to thank me.

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<v Speaker 2>I see you the notes down there? What's the sequence

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<v Speaker 2>of commands there?

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<v Speaker 1>Left right, left, right, down, down and they grab the

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<v Speaker 1>the little hit the grab button twice before playing, though,

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<v Speaker 1>because if you do it just right there, it's she's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go weird. Right, Wow, man, we're winning some serious

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<v Speaker 1>bears here.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe that Xbox. You're probably right though. Wherever those.

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<v Speaker 1>Locations are that have claw machines with stuff that's worth

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<v Speaker 1>more than two cents, they're probably they hate us right now,

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<v Speaker 1>hate us, and they're switching out their prizes. We're just

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<v Speaker 1>crappy stuff, stuffed toys that are made in some third

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<v Speaker 1>world country. The place that does it, right, Remember the machine,

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<v Speaker 1>they have a Devaney's where it's the mystery mystery box.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember we were out there for a football gig and

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<v Speaker 1>they have these. It's awesome people. It it's like a

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<v Speaker 1>mystery machine where you just choose whatever and it could

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<v Speaker 1>be anything but a lot of times it's something really good.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, we have more evidence to support and this is

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<v Speaker 2>on our Facebook page as well. More evidence to support

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<v Speaker 2>our long standing theory that whenever you have a story

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<v Speaker 2>about a train running into something, train almost invariably will always.

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<v Speaker 1>Win, unless like a few weeks ago to Tornado. Well

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<v Speaker 1>that was a train that was just in a train

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<v Speaker 1>yard that was Tornado victorious.

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<v Speaker 2>How about this Taco bob a train versus a tank,

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<v Speaker 2>like an armored vehicle tank on the tracks or shooting

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<v Speaker 2>it on the tracks in South Carolina. I'm gonna say it,

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<v Speaker 2>it was a tie. They both derailed like no, the

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<v Speaker 2>tank was being transported. It was sitting on the flatbed

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<v Speaker 2>of a truck semi that became stuck on the tracks

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<v Speaker 2>as the CSX freight train came barreling through. Theory supported once.

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<v Speaker 1>Again because it was on a semi so it's elevated

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<v Speaker 1>from the ground. If that tank was on the ground,

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<v Speaker 1>it might have been I wonder if that would have

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<v Speaker 1>changed the dynamics of it. What's the sequence again? It

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<v Speaker 1>is left, right, left, right, down, down and grabbed the

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<v Speaker 1>button twice on that lady who's making love to that plane.

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<v Speaker 1>She could move on to trains. She could take down

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<v Speaker 1>the train, nothing but the Lady.

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<v Speaker 2>She could even have her own little model set at home.

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<v Speaker 2>Caboos in the kaboos. Shit, what I'm saying. We were

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<v Speaker 2>really w j R R