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Speaker 1: I made a decision.

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Speaker 2: Face Sunny summoned on Ihad agony n.

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Speaker 1: What's up? Everybody? Welcome to Hi? Hi? What happened? Happy Friday?

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Everybody Friday.

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Speaker 2: Stephanie has a new bit that she is going to

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insert in our show. Yeah excited, fun, Yeah fun. What's

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going on this week, Stephanie?

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Speaker 1: Well, Elbie's been at sleepaway camp. How's that going?

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Speaker 3: I miss her horribly? Oh she misses you too, she does,

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but she's having fun.

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Speaker 2: At least you don't have to get up and get

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that get her to clippers camp that starts at eight

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Speaker 1: Oh god, how's that going? Uh? Fine?

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Speaker 2: Except I get up early and Anne, he has to

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bring us a lunch. It's like a school day is

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to bring a lunch, has to bring a snack, water,

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and it has to be there at eight a m.

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Every day until three. That part's fine, but it's like Natalia.

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I would like for her to do it too, because

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she's the difficult one. Sonny could be home all day

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and you won't even know he's home, so right, the

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fact that he's got like people are like, oh, isn't

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that great? Though he's gone all day? And I'm like,

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not really, right, he's no problems. She's the problem.

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Speaker 1: She's let's slim it up. What are we doing today?

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Making slime? Right?

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Speaker 3: Right?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 2: So?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so I've been trying. So Elbie's taken care of,

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but Sadie and Xander are both little Natalias and they

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need stuff to do, right, And I'm forever trying to

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find stuff to do, and they're forever finding a problem

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with anything that I come up with.

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Speaker 1: Right, And how about the reading? Is Telly to read

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a book? Right? Huh? Oh? What what happened? They're supposed

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to read?

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Speaker 3: I didn't get them am So let's see. The other

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night there was they were playing the movie sing outside

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at a parky a big screen, and there were going

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to be food trucks and then there was going to

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be like music, So it's going to be dinner at

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like six thirty with different food trucks, and then seven

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o'clock someone.

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Speaker 1: Was going to be music, and then eight thirty the movie.

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And I was like that sounds great, yeah, done and done.

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Bless you. I love stuff like that, bless you. I know,

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excuse especially on a Sunday? Was it Sunday? It was

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Saturday night? Okay?

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Speaker 3: Because then I love Sunday night or Saturday, No, Saturday night, Saturday.

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Speaker 2: I just like it because then you don't have to

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worry about dinner. Dinner is the worst, right, the worst.

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 3: I was like, this is a win for all of us.

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They love the movie sing, I love not cooking dinner.

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I like listening to music.

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Speaker 1: At a park. I like them in my living room.

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it couldn't have been more work, right, turned out?

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Really yeah, because there's just so many complaints from my kids.

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There's just for and also they don't really want to

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watch the movie, so that's the thing. It's like, well

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they've seen the movie a bunch of times, so who

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watches the movie? Me? And they're up like doing other things,

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and then they check back in and then now it's dark,

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and I'm like, I don't need my kids running around a.

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Speaker 1: Park in the dark, right, I need to be able

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to see them.

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Speaker 3: I got Xander and his friend are off on their

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heey's on the sidewalk like a waif, and I was like, no, no, no, no,

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no no. So I was hanging out with two other

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moms and we were having fun. But like, you know,

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then you just get this. It's you know, eight thirty

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the movie starting. It's dark out, and I got my

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nine year olds going, can we go into the park

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in the playground and play?

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Speaker 1: No? No, you can't go in the play ground to play, right.

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 1: Have you ever heard of Adam Walsh? Oh?

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Speaker 3: I know, I know, but listen, I'm not trying to

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even be a helicopter. But like, it's dark, they're off

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near Ventura Boulevard, like in a playground, Like I don't

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know who's over there.

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Speaker 1: I can't see them. No, you can't. Well can you

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come watch us? No? Absolutely not.

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Speaker 2: That means I have to go stand there in the

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dark watching you do what?

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Speaker 3: First of all, I graduated from watching you guys on

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a playground like nine years ago when you were infants.

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We were done, we were done.

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Speaker 1: I don't what. Am I going to push you on

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the swings?

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Speaker 3: No, I'm not going to go sit there in the

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dark watching you when we're here, there's a perfectly relaxing

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movie to watch.

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Speaker 1: I know. Well, did you bring like blankets and bars?

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Speaker 3: And yeah, here's a little genius tip for you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so you know how.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if you're like me, but I don't

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have blankets for for parks.

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Speaker 1: Of course not.

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Speaker 3: I'm just not somebody who's going to ever go on

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a picnic, so I don't have that. So I was like, oh, shoot,

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we're going to be at a park, Like we need something,

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like something that can stand in for a blanket. Yes,

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Like do I take the comforter off my bed? No

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bad idea. So but guess what, we had a sleeping

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bag that the zipper doesn't work perfect, and so we

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had to replace LB's sleeping bag. And somehow I hadn't

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thrown it away because I thought it might come in handy.

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Nothing is more comfortable than a sleeping bag open.

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Speaker 1: It's like a blanket, but it's even more comfortable. It's

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a little bit pushy. That's great. Yeah, so do you

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keep it in the back of your car. Now it's

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in the back of my car. It's going to stay

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there forever.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, wasn't good for anything else, Like nobody could

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go to camp with it because it was the Zipper's

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a great idea.

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Speaker 1: That's a great idea.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I do have something in the back of my

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It's just been there.

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Speaker 1: It's always there.

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Speaker 2: It's always in my way, and it's always in the

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back and it comes in handy once a year maybe, right,

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it's like.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, I have that.

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Speaker 2: I have that blanket in the back of my car,

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and it just then the rest of the year is

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just in the way. And yeah, and then what about chairs?

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You didn't you don't bring chairs.

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Speaker 3: I have one of those kind of chairs. It's broken,

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but I use it anyway. And that's on the back

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of the car. I brought that, but we didn't end

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up sitting on it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because then they argue, why do you get the chair? Right,

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I want to sit in the chair.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm not gonna have four chairs, right,

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that's just never gonna happen.

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Speaker 2: Way, that will never be me. But that is me

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at Sonny's games. At his football games, I had to

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bring four chairs.

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Speaker 1: And most of the time Adam.

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Speaker 2: Wouldn't even show up because I was like, I'll meet

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you at the game. And then I get the text, go,

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I'm not gonna come. I gotta go to work anyway.

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I'm gonna go to just tell Sonny good luck.

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Speaker 1: It's like I just.

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Speaker 2: Dragged your stupid chair all the way out to the field,

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and now now I'm letting somebody else's mom sit in it.

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But but the chairs are a pain in the neck,

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and then I have to pack it back up because

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they go into a leave and all that kind of stuff.

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Speaker 3: But I know it's not easy, right, and you're just

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you feel like a camel all loaded down, trying to

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balance yourself out with like all right, I got three

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chairs on this side.

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Speaker 1: And all the food on this side. And that's you know, there's.

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Speaker 2: Always that one mom too that's always caring and schlepping

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everything around.

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Speaker 1: All the time.

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Speaker 2: And I'm always like, why don't you have two boys?

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Why don't you have your boys do it? Sometimes I'm

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always like, Diane, just tell your boys to carry it.

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Like she's always caring and she's holding the thermos and

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she's holding the back back and she's holding the two

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chairs and I just feel bad for her. But anyway,

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what is that that thing you were going to show us?

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Speaker 1: The bit? Oh? The books? Okay, So.

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Speaker 3: People love to hate on stuff on the internet, as

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what I know, but I was wondering. I was looking

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up something for a kid's book and on Amazon, and

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I came across like a bad review for it, and

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I was like, this is hilarious, Like really, people will

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find something wrong with even the most like beloved kids

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books like I did so with good Night Moon. Yes,

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but but okay, but we're being funny about it. But

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you know there's people like and listen, I've written some

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funny articles about some classic kids books, but they're full

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of jokes, right, right, I wouldn't really go to Amazon

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and really try to warn people and be outraged. Right,

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I have like comedic outrage, yes yet, but it never

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ceases to amaze me. The outrage people get over like

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they have too much time on their hands.

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Speaker 2: I know. So there's people out there that actually are

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pissed off and they go to Amazon and they get

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on their typewriter and they voice their opinion about how bad.

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Speaker 1: Yes they do classic book.

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Speaker 3: Yes, so I found a few that I wanted to

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read to you that just made me laugh. This one.

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You'll know the book that it's about in just a moment.

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But the heading is what a terrible book? Oh, let

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me just say that A big theme. I don't know

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how many of these are going to have it, but

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people love to tell you on reviews that they threw

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it in the garbage. That's the big thing. It was

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so bad, I few it in the trash. A lot

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of my books have gotten that review.

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Speaker 1: Ah, I had to.

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Speaker 3: Put it in the trash. It's like they just can't

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ever catch sight of it. It's not for goodwill. They're

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not going to give it to a library. They're just

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they don't want anybody to ever have to see that book,

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so they are going to throw it in the trash. Okay,

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so this heading is what a terrible book? I few

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it in the garbage. You never throw a book away, ever,

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This is a terrible book. The book description on Amazon

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says it will put a smile on your face as

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you as you're read about Alexander's terrible day. I am

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not filled with happiness watching others suffer. It's sick to

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smile watching others suffer. This book does not teach anything good.

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I threw it in the garbage.

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding?

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Speaker 3: I held on to the last page, looking for when

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this would teach about how the boys outlook or mindset

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can change his day to a positive one.

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Speaker 1: But no, this never happens. He continues to bed, thinking

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his day is terrible and on to a terrible life.

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If you want your children to think they're subject to

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all the problems around them, powerless to change their life

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for the better. Then read them this book. Oh my god, so.

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Speaker 3: As you can guess, that was for Alexander and the Terrible, horrible,

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not be sorry. That was the one I found because

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I love that book and I was it's like my

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go to for baby showers.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so that was the heading.

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Speaker 3: I was like, I'm just curious as to people that

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didn't like it, so I looked up once.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, here's one.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I want to see if you write, I'm going

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to read you the review, and then I want to

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see if I know what book, If you know what

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book it is, Okay, this is I am sad. I

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paid for this book because I did not dot dot

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dot Okay.

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Speaker 1: Wow, this story is off. I am sad.

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Speaker 3: I paid for this book because I did not enjoy

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reading it and did not read it to my kids

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at all.

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Speaker 1: Two exclamation points.

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Speaker 3: A child who is into adventure and would not be

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scared by this story would instead be bored to tears

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because hardly anything happens. My more calm and sensitive daughter,

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who loves a slow paced story, will cry herself to

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sleep if I read this to her. Frightful, the little

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girl wanders away from the mom, who does not seem

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to care or notice at all, and ends up near

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a mother bear can you say dangerous all in caps,

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whom she mistakes for her own mother. The bear cub

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has an almost identical adventure until each offspring finds its

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way back to the correct mom as far as it goes.

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Speaker 1: That's sort of cute.

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Speaker 3: But only if you and this is I'm going to

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just read it as it's written and promorphize the bears

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and completely forget how all in caps very dangerous this

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would actually be. And yes, even my small kids would

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realize this just way way too over romanticized while also

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being painfully slow paced. That was a review of Blueberries

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for sal a book like from the fifties that is

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so adorbed. I know, it's the most adorbed book ever.

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My kids love it. Wait, that did the little kid

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that she wandered away? I don't remember that. So the

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little girl wanders away from her mom, and the little

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bear cub wanders away from the mama bear, and then

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they match up with each other picking blueberries. Right, So

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the little girl ends up with a bear cub with

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the mama bear.

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Speaker 1: And then they get back and they've had a.

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Speaker 3: Nice terrible message horrible, so dangerous, yes, very dangerous.

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Speaker 1: Okay you want another one?

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Speaker 3: Wow? Yeah, Okay, such a disappointment. I know this is

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supposed to be some kind of Quintus essential childhood classic,

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but I cannot for the life of me figure out

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why my son loves books, loves stories, and demands story

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time on a regular basis. But he doesn't care two

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wits about this book, and I don't blame him. There

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is no story. There are a few lines in the

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front about Max being an ugly little boy, and a

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few lines at the end where he comes back to

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a hot dinner, but.

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Speaker 1: The majority of the book is nothing but pictures.

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Speaker 3: Oh.

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Speaker 1: I think Adam wrote that review.

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Speaker 3: This is one of those rare instances where the movie

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was better. I suppose that opinion is tarnished a bit

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because I never had this book as a child.

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Speaker 1: But I can't see my dad spending money on.

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Speaker 3: A story with no story in it, and I feel

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foolish that I did. Purchasing this book was a lesson

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for me, though I learned never to buy my son's

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books off the internet. Now I actually go look at them,

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turn the pages and make sure I know what I'm

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buying before I buy it.

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Speaker 2: I think Adam Carolla wrote the review he hates did

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that book because Natalia would go read it, read it,

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read it, and he go I feel like, I feel

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like Natalia could write this a better story than this

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he actually brought it into the studio and read it

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out loud.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and I don't blame it, but he's a comedian, right,

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and I have done the same thing on many books.

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I think it's funny to do that. But this person's

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not a comedian. They're just angry. They're angry.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: They're not doing it for public entertainment. They're just really like, Wow,

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I'm offended.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, don't buy it. Danger stay away. Okay, I'll go

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to do are the Wild Funds.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So this one, I'm going to tell you the

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name of the book because we're going to discuss the

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fact that it's the freaking cutest book ever. Ok Have

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you read Lama Lama read Pajama? Yes, Okay, it's really cute.

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The Lama, the mama Lama is the baby Lama's going

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to bed and read these stories and she wants the

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Lama wants a glass of water and is calling for

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the mom, and the mom's like downstairs doing the dishes

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and doesn't come right away, and the Yama's getting really upset. Yeah,

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and it's very cute. And by the way, the woman

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who wrote Lama Lama read Pajama died of brain cancer.

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So anybody that says bad shit about this book is

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on my shit list. Okay, okay, it's she It's a

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cute book. It's cute, nothing to hate about it, all right,

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This is the review that Lama needs guidance. My daughter

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read this book at daycare, and she talked about it

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enough that I got the impression she really liked it.

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I ordered it and it came in time and everything.

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But the story is awful, so at least it was

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delivered on time. Yeah, this little Lama decides he's not

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ready for bed and screams and puts up a terrible

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fuss for his exhausted mother, who's awfully slacken her parenting

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to let him act like such a jerk. I read

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it to my three year old a few times, then

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decided I needed to donate it so she doesn't get

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any ideas for bad behavior.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, my god. Okay, I'm going to close on.

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Speaker 3: I have something, A couple of funny ones. Okay, I

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have three more. They're short, they're all about the same book.

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Uh oh, I just tried to pick the best ones. Okay, okay,

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I'm not going to tell you.

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Speaker 1: The name of the book.

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Speaker 3: I read this to my niece. She slapped me with

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the book. The illustrations were hideous and the language terrible.

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No originality whatsoever. I couldn't spot any parallelism other than

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if you eat too much, you'll become a painful butterfly,

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or you'll become a beautiful butterfly. Okay, which is anatomically incorrect.

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What are we teaching our kids the nerve of the author?

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Oh okay, here's the next one. Same but wow, read

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to my Read to my thirty two month old daughter.

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Speaker 2: Okay, right there, I hit right now, I shot buff.

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Read to your thirty two By the way, thirty two months?

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Speaker 3: What an I'm not doing math, I know before I

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start reading your review.

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Speaker 1: Stupid.

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Speaker 3: How about your almost three years or just say you're

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three year old. Nobody's gonna ask for a birth certificate?

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Oh god, okay, read to my thirty two month old daughter.

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I was thinking I never seen caterpillars eat fruit, but

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seems possible. I then got to the part this caterpillar

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upgrade to eating sweets like chocolate cake, cherry pie, and

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lollipops with some other things like Swiss cheese and salami,

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and thought there goes realistic and educational. I don't need

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her bringing in caterpillars some spring and trying to feed

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them sweets. Then in the wild slash real world they

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munch happily on leaves, flowers, and seeds. Also, a small

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number are carnivores and eat other bugs aphids.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Okay, one word ready, only a couple of lines, but

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it was a good one to close it out. Well,

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I think the hungry caterpillar is a little too hungry

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to be believable? Am I supposed to believe that this

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caterpillar can just turn into a butterfly whenever the fuck

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it wants? Overall two cute to be believable rating, no stars.

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Speaker 2: Wow are these people that have time to burn calories.

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Speaker 1: About books? Children's books that they find unbelievable? Wow?

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Speaker 3: Oh just saying I have plenty of hateable kids' books,

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but like, I just can't. I think if you're writing

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it to really to be funny like I have, right,

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then I'm gonna laugh. Like I'd love to read some

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reviews where you're making fun of the books.

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Speaker 1: But you're being serious. I know you're really angry that

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the caterpillar read.

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Speaker 2: Hungry that you're thirty two month old is going to

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bring home a caterpillar during your school year and feed

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it a lollipop.

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Speaker 3: These people need to stick to nonfiction. Okay, this is

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in the same category. Okay, So I took the picture.

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I took a picture of this.

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Speaker 2: We got it in the mail, and I sent it

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to Jimmy Kimmel because I don't know what's more disturbing.

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Speaker 1: I'll read you the letter. Okay. I hate when it

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does that.

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Speaker 2: It does the landscape to Adam Carolla, I see you

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on the Jimmy Kimmel Show on a regular basis. I

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admire you, but you should please tell Jimmy Kimmel to

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stop saying And I apologize to Matt Damon.

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Speaker 1: We ran out of time. He has been repeating that

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for years.

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Speaker 2: I know you are a good friend to him with Jimmy, therefore,

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you can get him to understand that it sounds very ridiculous.

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And by the way, Matt Damon probably feels the same

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way and is annoyed by it.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, Adam, please send me an autograph photo. Do we

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even solid first?

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Speaker 2: Then?

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Speaker 4: Right?

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Speaker 2: Please go ahead and send you Please send me a

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photo or a promotional item. Will do such as decal

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a button. Uh wait wait wait, decal button, lapel pin,

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lapel pin, CD, DVD, poster, et cetera. I will appreciate

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it the utmost, and I will appreciate your utmost concern

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and cooperation as I look forward to hearing from you.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. PS, don't forget to talk to Jimmy. Oh

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my god, that is classic. So I sent it to Jimmy.

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I sent it to Jimmy. I said, don't just a note.

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Speaker 3: You should also maybe send it to the head writers,

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right too, you know, to let them know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't write that into his script. I sent

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it to him.

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Speaker 2: Ridiculous Into Mollie, I said, don't kill a messenger from

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a random fan. I said, but, by the way, not

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sure what's more disturbing the fact that she has our

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home address or that she asked for a lapel pin

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a lapel pin?

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Speaker 1: I know. Oh my god, that's hilarious. Send it to

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baby Doll.

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Speaker 2: Molly wrote, never open mail that has an angel wings

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on it, because angel wings equal crazy.

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Speaker 1: Was it an actual Oh? So it was like a

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letter that came in the mail. Yeah, how did they

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have your see? Whoa? I know, how did you have

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your address. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, creepy or maybe maybe it was sent

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with our other mail that comes to us from here.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. Maybe it was forwarded. Maybe,

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Oh my goodness, I love people are really like.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know if it's mental illness or

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some people are just OCD, or if they really are

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just like I. This person is going to be so grateful. Yeah,

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I let them know right what's going on.

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Speaker 2: Thank god, Jimmy's going to get that note. But stop

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saying that you ran out of time. And by the way,

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I'm sure it's a noise Matt Deem. But those people

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on Amazon, though, they I don't think they're mentally ill.

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Speaker 1: I think that they really Oh, they're just angry people.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, they're the same people that I fight

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with on Facebook or whatever that.

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Speaker 1: Are just like that have to outrage. They're just outrage.

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Speaker 3: Now, how dare somebody write about a caterpillar that eats cake?

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Speaker 1: What's so unrealistic? I know they first of all, they don't.

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Speaker 3: I mean, some some eat or even carnivores athens.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why that line. I laughed out loud.

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I had to read it to John.

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athens they eat other insects, athans, after the whole after

473
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:36,440
just the nonsensical review, I think I'm going to do that, like, yeah,

474
00:23:36,519 --> 00:23:39,200
I'm gonna bring in like maybe just one from now

475
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:41,559
on and I just read you guys a bunch or

476
00:23:41,599 --> 00:23:43,759
you know what, if you guys find any yes, send

477
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it to us.

478
00:23:44,359 --> 00:23:47,039
Speaker 1: The problem once I went around and was looking. One

479
00:23:47,079 --> 00:23:48,279
of the problems I just.

480
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:49,880
Speaker 3: Heads up in case you want to be in on

481
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:54,359
this bit, is that Amazon now became a place for people.

482
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:58,119
In the reviews section, everybody reviews the product like they'll

483
00:23:58,119 --> 00:24:01,680
go like, uh, first of all, this took two weeks

484
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:03,559
to get to me. And second of all, one of

485
00:24:03,599 --> 00:24:06,599
the pages was bent. Do you think that they people

486
00:24:06,599 --> 00:24:09,759
at Amazon give a shit about like the cart and

487
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:13,480
your book came in, or they'll just go or it's

488
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:15,440
all worried about the same thing, like oh, this was

489
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:17,799
the kindle edition. First of all, the book was too small,

490
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:20,599
or it doesn't look right on my kindle, or and

491
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:23,000
then they it has nothing to do with the actual content.

492
00:24:24,079 --> 00:24:26,400
So if you look at one star or even two,

493
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:30,160
so here's what you got to do. Go to Goodreads. Ah,

494
00:24:30,319 --> 00:24:33,079
so there's there's because Goodreads has nothing to do with

495
00:24:33,279 --> 00:24:36,279
ordering online, So it's all about people that want to

496
00:24:36,319 --> 00:24:37,759
tell you their opinions about the book.

497
00:24:38,079 --> 00:24:40,400
Speaker 1: Did you find any good stuff on good Reads? Yeah?

498
00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:42,799
Speaker 3: I found I found a bunch of the I found

499
00:24:42,799 --> 00:24:44,039
all the Hungry Caterpillar once.

500
00:24:44,079 --> 00:24:47,200
Speaker 1: I think on good Reads, Oh my god, that's insane.

501
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:50,599
Speaker 3: I just love that somebody reads a book that is

502
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:52,480
not controversial in the least.

503
00:24:52,319 --> 00:24:55,799
Speaker 1: Right, like Blueberry's Firm South. It's like, I don't no

504
00:24:55,839 --> 00:24:59,119
one is reading that book going what a dangerous message?

505
00:24:59,279 --> 00:25:02,880
Speaker 2: I know, and then go to their computer like it's

506
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:05,160
just so weird, it's crazy.

507
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:08,880
Speaker 1: Yeah. Wow.

508
00:25:09,759 --> 00:25:16,359
Speaker 3: Sometimes time flies and sometimes it does not fly. All right,

509
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:20,799
So what else have you been doing this week? Anything exciting?

510
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:24,279
Have you tried any like trips? Have you gone to

511
00:25:24,319 --> 00:25:25,079
Magic Mountain?

512
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,359
Speaker 2: No? I think Jody and I are going to go

513
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:31,720
to San Francisco for after last night, I feel so

514
00:25:32,039 --> 00:25:36,519
bad after Disneyland on Sunday, I feel bad. I mean,

515
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:39,920
there's I just sent her the picture of her drenched

516
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:41,559
at the end of the night.

517
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,359
Speaker 1: Did she have fun? Did she go on any rides?

518
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:45,599
Speaker 2: She had a great time. We went on all the rides.

519
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:48,599
It was so much fun. I forgot how Magic Mountain

520
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:52,880
is so much fun. Not Magic Mountain, Space Mountain that

521
00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:55,480
because I never I always skip it. I don't know

522
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:57,039
why because it's always at the end of the day

523
00:25:57,079 --> 00:25:59,440
and I'm just like, you guys go, But I went

524
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:02,920
on at this time and it is it hauls ass

525
00:26:03,039 --> 00:26:03,880
and it's dark.

526
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:04,759
Speaker 1: You're in the dark.

527
00:26:05,039 --> 00:26:09,519
Speaker 2: Because when I went, ABC would give us tickets, you know,

528
00:26:09,759 --> 00:26:11,960
once a year, and you could go. They would at

529
00:26:12,039 --> 00:26:14,839
Christmas time close the park down, but you would have

530
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:17,559
to go at like from eight o'clock to eleven o'clock

531
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:20,200
because they ain't going to waste a day for our asses, right,

532
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:22,680
So they would close like they would pick three nights

533
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:25,640
that you could choose from and they would close it

534
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:29,000
and then so there's no line. And when I did it,

535
00:26:29,079 --> 00:26:32,200
the last time I did it Space Mountain, they turned

536
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:35,200
all the lights on so you could see everything, which

537
00:26:35,279 --> 00:26:36,960
was kind of cool, like you could see the track

538
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:41,079
and everything. But yeah, I forgot how fast the thing

539
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,559
is pretty fast and powerful.

540
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:46,279
Speaker 1: But yeah, I went on all the rides.

541
00:26:46,319 --> 00:26:48,720
Speaker 2: But I think Jody I just feel bad because at

542
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:50,839
first she was like, yeah, like she always is, is

543
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:53,920
like this sounds great, let's do it. And then she's

544
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:55,799
in it and she's like this is can we go?

545
00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:59,759
You know, because she's not a mom, so she's like no, dude.

546
00:27:00,079 --> 00:27:02,319
She talks to them like they're twenty five years old,

547
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:05,039
like no, wait, dude, we're leaving after that. There's no

548
00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:07,759
more going on Pirates of the Caribbean again.

549
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:08,119
Speaker 1: No.

550
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:10,839
Speaker 3: And you're like, uhh, we drove all the way down here,

551
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:12,200
We're gonna go on more ride.

552
00:27:12,279 --> 00:27:14,759
Speaker 1: We have to Jodie like we are like me no,

553
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,200
but so yeah, I.

554
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:19,839
Speaker 3: Don't have that sense of like we could always come back.

555
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:23,119
The kids are like this is it. We're here right,

556
00:27:23,359 --> 00:27:25,880
like it's not going to have everything. Yeah, they're not.

557
00:27:26,079 --> 00:27:28,039
They're not like, oh, next year we'll come back, right.

558
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,960
They're like, yo, well that's gonna be a year of

559
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:31,960
trying to wear down.

560
00:27:31,759 --> 00:27:33,880
Speaker 1: My mom trying to convince me to go again. Right.

561
00:27:34,559 --> 00:27:36,839
And also, like I tell them, I said, like, we

562
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:40,359
live We're lucky. We live in southern California. Look around.

563
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:45,000
Speaker 2: These people save their money planned for how many years

564
00:27:45,079 --> 00:27:48,519
maybe who knows, and they fly their whole family out

565
00:27:48,519 --> 00:27:49,319
stay at a hotel.

566
00:27:49,359 --> 00:27:51,119
Speaker 1: And she's like can we say at a hotel, No,

567
00:27:51,279 --> 00:27:53,000
we cannot miss the.

568
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:56,640
Speaker 2: Point, not when I'm trying to get the point. And

569
00:27:57,039 --> 00:27:59,880
so then they want to just keep it going, going, going,

570
00:28:00,079 --> 00:28:01,000
and I just like.

571
00:28:03,079 --> 00:28:05,640
Speaker 3: By the way, it's a small world sucks now. I

572
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:08,799
haven't been on a small world. It's so bad, is it?

573
00:28:08,799 --> 00:28:10,920
It just looks like a bunch of cardboard, Like it's

574
00:28:11,039 --> 00:28:14,960
just not how you remember it Caribbean. Really, I haven't

575
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,359
been on that in so many years that I still

576
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:19,799
have the memories of being scared shitless as a kid.

577
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:21,440
Speaker 1: But it's not scary anymore.

578
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:25,599
Speaker 2: No, But you know what kind of holds up haunted

579
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:30,119
house because it's supposed to be, you know, creepy and scary.

580
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:34,079
I mean, it's not scary, but like they get the

581
00:28:34,119 --> 00:28:37,279
ghosts and they have like the floating heads, that floating

582
00:28:37,279 --> 00:28:39,440
head that's talking. And then the best is when you're

583
00:28:39,519 --> 00:28:42,960
leaving and the hitch hiking ghosts get in the car with.

584
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:45,119
Speaker 1: You, all right, I forgot about that.

585
00:28:45,119 --> 00:28:46,960
Speaker 2: Look in the mirror and they're like there's a ghost

586
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,160
sitting in between you and Cammi And it's.

587
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,240
Speaker 1: Like whoa, yeah, yeah, yeah, So.

588
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:53,359
Speaker 2: There's a mirror as you're on your way out the

589
00:28:54,279 --> 00:28:57,759
the the ride that you're sitting in turns towards the

590
00:28:57,799 --> 00:29:01,240
mirror and there's a ghost in the mirror, you know,

591
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:05,359
projected into the mirror, and they're hitchhiking and so they

592
00:29:05,599 --> 00:29:07,119
you have a ghost like sitting in between you.

593
00:29:07,519 --> 00:29:10,880
Speaker 1: So let's get it's cool and uh, did you go

594
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:14,160
to California Adventure? That's yeah, that's a lot of fun.

595
00:29:14,839 --> 00:29:17,799
Did you go on California Screaming That? Yeah?

596
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:21,000
Speaker 2: I love that roller coaster upside Down one? Yeah that

597
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,880
Jody wasn't ready for that one either. That one takes

598
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:26,200
off that one like you're going slow and then it

599
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:28,799
stops and then all of a sudden, it just hits

600
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:31,519
like fifty five miles from the It just goes and

601
00:29:31,559 --> 00:29:33,799
then you go up and you go around upside down.

602
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:35,400
Speaker 1: That one's a lot of fun.

603
00:29:37,079 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 3: At Magic Mountain, there's a ride called Full Throttle and

604
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:44,799
it's a huge loop and it's a similar thing where

605
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:48,279
it's called full Throttle because it just blasts you off

606
00:29:48,359 --> 00:29:51,440
right right from the get go, does not start slow

607
00:29:51,519 --> 00:29:53,359
and go up a hill. It just you just shoot

608
00:29:53,359 --> 00:29:56,240
off like a bullet. And the fun thing about that ride,

609
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:59,000
and I'm also I guess easily amused. But the ride

610
00:29:59,039 --> 00:30:02,359
operators always do like a funny lead into it, like

611
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:05,160
they'll go every time they do a thing, like they'll go, Okay,

612
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:08,720
do you guys want like a countdown or do you

613
00:30:08,759 --> 00:30:10,799
want a joke or whatever, and then people will be

614
00:30:10,839 --> 00:30:13,400
like a joke and then they'll be like okay, and

615
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:17,160
then they just they go or they'll go, uh, okay,

616
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:22,160
everybody on one, three, two, one, Oh, it's weird. It

617
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:24,720
usually goes on one, and then they'll then it'll go

618
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:27,680
or this was my favorite, they'll they go knock, knock,

619
00:30:28,119 --> 00:30:29,400
and you go, who's there?

620
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:32,559
Speaker 1: Not you? And then they just just go like so

621
00:30:32,599 --> 00:30:34,319
they always are always surprised.

622
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:38,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it goes so fast, and Elbe.

623
00:30:37,759 --> 00:30:40,319
Speaker 1: And I just always laugh at the joke and we're like,

624
00:30:40,359 --> 00:30:41,599
what joke are they gonna do?

625
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:44,839
Speaker 2: That's that's cool, Like they only do that at the

626
00:30:44,839 --> 00:30:49,480
They changed the the Tower of Terror, which I liked

627
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:51,680
it because it was the Twilight Zone and had Rod

628
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:53,839
Serling like Witness if you will you know on.

629
00:30:53,759 --> 00:30:54,759
Speaker 1: The Light Zone.

630
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:58,119
Speaker 2: I liked it, but it's now changed to the Gardens

631
00:30:58,119 --> 00:31:01,480
of the Galaxy, so now you see animatronic you know,

632
00:31:01,519 --> 00:31:04,319
squirrels and raccoons talking whatever.

633
00:31:04,599 --> 00:31:05,359
Speaker 1: It's still cool.

634
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:07,319
Speaker 2: But it's the same ride. It goes all the way

635
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,359
up and then it drops and then up and drops.

636
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:12,759
It's in an elevator. It's like an elevator. But they

637
00:31:12,839 --> 00:31:17,240
always do a little thing like they said yesterday, like Disneyland.

638
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:20,519
As you're sitting on it, they're closing the door and

639
00:31:20,559 --> 00:31:23,680
they're like, who's been on this ride before? And then

640
00:31:24,359 --> 00:31:26,960
who's never been on before? Like and they'll go, Okay,

641
00:31:27,119 --> 00:31:29,880
have fun, you know, or whatever, do that kind of thing.

642
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:35,359
But but some of those rides, though, I get nauseous,

643
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:38,720
Like that ride made me nauseous. I can't like the

644
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:41,920
Star Wars one where you're sitting there and.

645
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:46,240
Speaker 1: Oh Star Wars love that ride. Yeah, no, not anymore.

646
00:31:46,599 --> 00:31:49,000
I can't do it. I can no longer go on

647
00:31:49,119 --> 00:31:51,920
anything that spins. I don't know.

648
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:53,720
Speaker 3: I reached a certain age and I was like, nope,

649
00:31:53,759 --> 00:31:57,680
gives me a migraine. No teacups, no thing that spins.

650
00:31:57,799 --> 00:31:59,319
Wallet's spinning, like what.

651
00:32:00,599 --> 00:32:04,400
Speaker 1: It's going around and while you're spinning. That's weird. I know,

652
00:32:05,559 --> 00:32:08,279
it's too much spinning. Now We'll got plenty of spinning.

653
00:32:08,319 --> 00:32:11,359
It's already spinning, right, It's more spin.

654
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:16,759
Speaker 2: You know when when I was a when I was

655
00:32:16,799 --> 00:32:19,440
like twenty one and I was looking for like my

656
00:32:19,559 --> 00:32:22,400
first job, did we talk about this that I tried

657
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:26,279
out to do the You had to audition to be

658
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:31,759
the tour guide at Universal Studios. Oh no, a Universal Studios.

659
00:32:31,759 --> 00:32:35,079
You have to They take you on a tram and

660
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:37,079
it's a whole hour, isn't it Like an hour and

661
00:32:37,119 --> 00:32:39,839
a half of they take you on a tour of

662
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:43,279
the studio lot, like they'll show you Jaws and they'll

663
00:32:43,279 --> 00:32:46,319
show you where they did Psycho, And so you're on

664
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:48,759
a tram, so it's not it's not a ride. So

665
00:32:48,799 --> 00:32:51,839
it's an hour tour, right, and the person up at

666
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:53,799
the front is you know the one that's like talking,

667
00:32:53,839 --> 00:32:56,279
like right on your left you'll see is where they

668
00:32:56,480 --> 00:33:00,200
you know, right where they film Psycho. And uh, you

669
00:33:00,279 --> 00:33:03,119
had to audition for that, and they gave you like

670
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:06,240
a whole notebook. So they do a day where they

671
00:33:06,279 --> 00:33:08,720
have like twenty five people come at the same time.

672
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:11,519
They do a class in the morning where they like,

673
00:33:11,759 --> 00:33:13,720
you can't say this, you can't do this, you have

674
00:33:13,799 --> 00:33:15,839
to take you you know this, this and that you

675
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:17,880
have to be schooled. You have to know exactly what

676
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:20,680
you're talking about. Then they give you the notebook to see.

677
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:23,240
Speaker 1: This seems like too much homeworks for an audition.

678
00:33:23,519 --> 00:33:26,000
Speaker 3: I know, Like I'm like, I'll learn all that stuff

679
00:33:26,039 --> 00:33:29,720
if I have the job exactly, thank you, and they don't.

680
00:33:29,759 --> 00:33:31,480
Speaker 1: They are I think they should just tell you to

681
00:33:31,519 --> 00:33:31,920
wing it.

682
00:33:32,039 --> 00:33:34,519
Speaker 3: They should just do it just for the people hiring, right,

683
00:33:34,559 --> 00:33:36,440
and they should see how good you are at improv.

684
00:33:36,559 --> 00:33:37,920
Speaker 1: And then you should just make sit up.

685
00:33:38,799 --> 00:33:42,200
Speaker 3: And here's Jaws. I saw the movie. It's from the seventies.

686
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:46,359
It's pretty scary, like if you look, keep your arms

687
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,720
in the tram or you're gonna get chewed off by

688
00:33:48,799 --> 00:33:49,640
That's how realistic.

689
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:50,880
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'd make it up.

690
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:53,319
Speaker 3: And then they should just know, like, hey, if I

691
00:33:53,359 --> 00:33:54,759
get the job, I'll learn the real shit.

692
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:57,359
Speaker 2: Right now, you have to They send you off to

693
00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:59,799
a lunch hour and you have to sit there and

694
00:33:59,839 --> 00:34:02,480
they the notebook all in there is it's it was,

695
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:05,039
you know, a real notebook, like it's a It was

696
00:34:05,119 --> 00:34:09,880
blue and it had probably thirty pages. Oh jeez, But

697
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:13,000
you don't have to memorize it. You just have to know, Okay,

698
00:34:13,079 --> 00:34:16,719
this is the you know, back to the future. Exhibit,

699
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:18,760
So you got to know these are the points you

700
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:22,079
have to hit Bam bama. Then the next one, this

701
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:24,840
is the whatever exhibit, Bam bam bam. And you had

702
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:26,559
to memorize it. But then you had also have put

703
00:34:26,559 --> 00:34:29,199
your flavor. You had to do a little and then

704
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:32,159
they would throw out stuff too. They'd ask you questions,

705
00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:35,599
you know, like how many days did it take to film? Uh,

706
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:38,880
you know, psycho or whatever, And you had to know

707
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:40,679
the answer right away because it's in there.

708
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:44,360
Speaker 1: It's in the notebook and if you that's how that's on.

709
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:46,400
Speaker 2: We had one day to learn it. Like what they had.

710
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:48,800
They did a whole day. They didn't block a day

711
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:51,159
out for like six hours. It's like traffic school.

712
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:53,280
Speaker 1: Wow. And then at the end of the day you

713
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:53,960
do your audition.

714
00:34:54,079 --> 00:34:55,719
Speaker 2: And at the end of the day they call you

715
00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:57,719
in one by one and you have to sit there

716
00:34:57,760 --> 00:34:59,679
in front of a bunch of people and audition.

717
00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:03,639
Speaker 3: Oh so you go, do you go on the tram

718
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:05,599
first and then watch them do the tour?

719
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,480
Speaker 1: No, so you just learn everything and then you're not

720
00:35:08,519 --> 00:35:09,440
ever on a tram.

721
00:35:09,559 --> 00:35:09,639
Speaker 3: No.

722
00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:12,079
Speaker 2: They shot a video in the morning, so the morning

723
00:35:12,159 --> 00:35:13,440
session they show you the video.

724
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:16,360
Speaker 1: This is you know all about Universal. This is all

725
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:18,679
the movie. Like my brain is already going like should

726
00:35:18,679 --> 00:35:19,079
I go do that?

727
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:25,119
Speaker 3: I'm seriously yeah, okay, so you I know, this is

728
00:35:25,159 --> 00:35:27,840
a lot of people start showbiz job right the total.

729
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:30,280
Speaker 2: I know a lot of comedians that started out being

730
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:32,320
a Universal Studios tour guy.

731
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:33,920
Speaker 1: My dad's the one that told me to do it.

732
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:38,800
Speaker 2: And but I maybe has changed since then, But I

733
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:40,119
don't think it's changed that much.

734
00:35:40,159 --> 00:35:42,679
Speaker 1: I think they still kind of you have to audition.

735
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:44,559
Oh yeah, I'm sure you have to.

736
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:48,880
Speaker 2: They want you to get a lot of the They

737
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:50,159
want to see how much you can.

738
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:52,559
Speaker 3: You know, this sounds like something I would have dropped

739
00:35:52,599 --> 00:35:54,880
out of, like midday. I would have been like, I can't,

740
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:57,559
I'm down. This is too much. So I would have

741
00:35:57,559 --> 00:35:59,280
been like, I'm not going to embarrass myself.

742
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:02,440
Speaker 1: It's okay. What happened? I left? You did I?

743
00:36:03,159 --> 00:36:03,920
Speaker 5: Oh my god?

744
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:07,360
Speaker 2: Because I stayed there, I watched the morning thing, I

745
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:08,920
went to lunch, I sat there.

746
00:36:09,039 --> 00:36:10,920
Speaker 1: I memory. I didn't memorize it, but I went through

747
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:12,039
the book. I went through it.

748
00:36:12,519 --> 00:36:14,920
Speaker 2: The thing that scared me was the improv because I

749
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:17,559
didn't have any improv at that time. I didn't know

750
00:36:17,559 --> 00:36:20,199
how to, you know, because they say, we're gonna throw

751
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:23,079
out questions. We want to see how witty you can be.

752
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:26,360
And then I was like, all right, I gotta do this.

753
00:36:26,519 --> 00:36:28,880
Speaker 1: I can do it. I can do it. And then I.

754
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:31,800
Speaker 2: Was It got close to the time for my turn,

755
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:35,599
and it was probably another hour or two of waiting still,

756
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:38,920
but after all of that I left. I just couldn't

757
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:41,360
do it. I got two stage fright. I just couldn't

758
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:41,480
do it.

759
00:36:41,559 --> 00:36:42,360
Speaker 1: I totally hear you.

760
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:44,440
Speaker 2: If I could just have sat there and told them

761
00:36:44,639 --> 00:36:47,679
what I just learned and just read about Universal students

762
00:36:47,679 --> 00:36:50,880
because it was very interesting, that's no problem at the time.

763
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:53,159
I can't remember now, but back then that would have

764
00:36:53,159 --> 00:36:55,840
been no problem. But them saying we're gonna throw out

765
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:59,440
questions at you, that's when I started going, huh huh,

766
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:03,480
really really can't they just like just trust that we

767
00:37:03,519 --> 00:37:06,960
can do it, right, you know? And so I just

768
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:10,199
sat there and then and I think a girl that

769
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:13,519
I like, you know, got to be pals with, because

770
00:37:13,519 --> 00:37:15,840
I always got to find somebody like to hang out with, right,

771
00:37:16,119 --> 00:37:18,519
I think that I waited for her to go because

772
00:37:18,519 --> 00:37:20,239
she was au front in front of me, and I

773
00:37:21,159 --> 00:37:23,519
want to say, like, I don't remember exactly, but I

774
00:37:23,559 --> 00:37:25,559
think she did go and she came out and she said,

775
00:37:25,599 --> 00:37:28,480
it's kind of like intense, and that's when I was like,

776
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:31,119
I'm out of here.

777
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:32,719
Speaker 1: I don't I can't know.

778
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:37,719
Speaker 3: Like I remember being when I was younger, being so

779
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:41,199
impressed by all those type of jobs, like the teaching

780
00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:44,679
comedy traffic school, and so back in the day, you

781
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:46,639
actually went to traffic school.

782
00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:48,079
Speaker 1: There's no online anything.

783
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:51,559
Speaker 3: I'd go in and you would get a comedy traffic school,

784
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:54,880
and those people seemed like the most amazing. Like I

785
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:57,880
was like, oh my god, how could anybody be this funny?

786
00:37:57,960 --> 00:37:58,760
Like I thought, my.

787
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:01,400
Speaker 1: Guy he was, Yeah, he was liked shock my guy.

788
00:38:01,559 --> 00:38:04,119
Speaker 3: Yeah, he did like occasun thing, like he told all

789
00:38:04,119 --> 00:38:07,360
these stories about his family and they're all from like,

790
00:38:07,559 --> 00:38:11,519
uh Narleans, and he would do the accent and oh

791
00:38:11,559 --> 00:38:11,960
my god.

792
00:38:12,039 --> 00:38:14,599
Speaker 1: I was just like, this is so funny.

793
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:16,800
Speaker 3: And then later they were like I remember there were

794
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:19,480
auditions and I was like, oh, I could never do that.

795
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:22,079
Speaker 1: That's just too I could never be funny all day.

796
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:24,920
Speaker 3: No. I remember knowing people that were auditioning for that,

797
00:38:25,039 --> 00:38:27,920
and I was like, oh god, you have to.

798
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:30,800
Speaker 1: Be funny all day long. I know, I know I

799
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:31,840
could never do that.

800
00:38:32,159 --> 00:38:35,000
Speaker 2: No, Adam did it. Adam did it. Adam taught traffic school.

801
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,800
But I was shocked. And how was it comedy traffic school?

802
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:39,559
It was comedy traffic school. But I was shocked that

803
00:38:39,639 --> 00:38:42,559
Adam even knew, you know that, because he had to

804
00:38:42,559 --> 00:38:45,679
study the right thing. You have to teach all the

805
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:48,159
lessons right, and the fact that and he I guess,

806
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:50,679
you know, because he's he's into it and you know, no,

807
00:38:51,119 --> 00:38:53,679
but he said he would never care, you know, like

808
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,960
if he came late, they'd be like it it would

809
00:38:57,039 --> 00:38:59,320
eat into the time because you're you have to have

810
00:38:59,639 --> 00:39:00,840
like sick ten hours of track.

811
00:39:01,599 --> 00:39:03,920
Speaker 1: So if you showed up like an hour later or.

812
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:06,360
Speaker 2: Whatever, like they would say, well, you know you you

813
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:08,800
know you got to come back. Or he didn't make

814
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:12,079
it so that to try over start over. He didn't

815
00:39:12,079 --> 00:39:14,440
care at all. He would be just like, come on in,

816
00:39:14,679 --> 00:39:18,960
sit down, name, I love him, Sign the card. Like

817
00:39:19,159 --> 00:39:21,079
I know, I'm like, why did I get him? I

818
00:39:21,079 --> 00:39:22,760
had to go to traffic school so many times?

819
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:24,400
Speaker 1: Do you have to grade all their tests?

820
00:39:25,159 --> 00:39:27,599
Speaker 2: I guess I don't know, but I just know that

821
00:39:27,679 --> 00:39:30,920
he he memorized everything and he didn't care.

822
00:39:31,119 --> 00:39:32,719
Speaker 1: He said, I would just be like, I don't care,

823
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:35,480
what do I care? Oh my god.

824
00:39:36,079 --> 00:39:39,679
Speaker 3: Did he feel pressure to be funny the whole time? No,

825
00:39:40,199 --> 00:39:42,360
but it was before he was anything.

826
00:39:42,519 --> 00:39:46,199
Speaker 2: And he was like, come, none of my friends think

827
00:39:46,239 --> 00:39:47,400
I'm funny, like all my friends.

828
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:48,400
Speaker 1: Some he stopped talking.

829
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:51,920
Speaker 2: But these people are laughing, and that's I think, I

830
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:53,920
think is what made him.

831
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,599
Speaker 1: I think is what made him do try stand up.

832
00:39:56,800 --> 00:40:00,159
Speaker 3: Well, they're audience too, like, here's the thing, anybody that

833
00:40:00,159 --> 00:40:01,199
they didn't go anywhere?

834
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:01,679
Speaker 1: Right?

835
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:05,360
Speaker 3: But then I remember having to take this class with John.

836
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:08,320
It was a safety class for baby safety. I think

837
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:10,480
I told you about this and the guy they were

838
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:12,159
trying to be like it was trying to be like

839
00:40:12,199 --> 00:40:15,199
comedy traffic school, except for it was like comedy baby care.

840
00:40:15,519 --> 00:40:19,599
And it was the most excruciating thing I've ever sat through. Somehow,

841
00:40:19,639 --> 00:40:23,599
you had to take it at the hospital where we

842
00:40:23,679 --> 00:40:27,280
gave birth. You had it was a mandatory class. You

843
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:32,079
had to take this safety course to deliver at this hospital. Yeah,

844
00:40:32,159 --> 00:40:35,239
I remember that we had to go. You had to

845
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:37,639
go and get like marked off that. I don't know

846
00:40:37,639 --> 00:40:40,079
what happened to people that like went into labor like

847
00:40:40,119 --> 00:40:44,559
an emergency, but I think to do whatever. I just

848
00:40:44,639 --> 00:40:46,079
know that we had to be there and we couldn't

849
00:40:46,119 --> 00:40:50,159
leave early. Yeah, and we were so miserable. I was like,

850
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:53,239
it was just the guy was full of puns and

851
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:55,639
just telling stories that he thought were It was like

852
00:40:55,760 --> 00:41:00,480
listening to your like drunk, unfunny uncle, like you're stuck right.

853
00:41:01,039 --> 00:41:04,760
Speaker 2: But my comedy traffic school guys that I always it

854
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:06,719
was never a girl, was always a guy. I always

855
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:08,920
found them funny. Yeah, and some of them I would

856
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,360
end up having a crush on by the end of

857
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:10,679
the day.

858
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:14,440
Speaker 1: I had such a crush on the cage the Cajun guy. Yeah.

859
00:41:14,639 --> 00:41:17,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think his name was Danny, my guy. It

860
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:18,960
was on Tampa and Nordolph.

861
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:23,079
Speaker 3: Oh my god, mine was. I mean, this was like

862
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:25,679
thirty years ago. I want to say, so long ago.

863
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:27,360
I don't remember.

864
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:29,559
Speaker 1: I just but I still remember the guy.

865
00:41:29,599 --> 00:41:32,079
Speaker 3: He'd probably be thrilled to know that somebody remembers how

866
00:41:32,119 --> 00:41:33,440
funny he was from traffic school.

867
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:35,000
Speaker 1: Oh absolutely. And he was a.

868
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:38,800
Speaker 3: Comedian that I know I ran into later. Not a

869
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:41,599
funny comedian, no, very funny.

870
00:41:41,239 --> 00:41:42,320
Speaker 1: Teaching traffic school.

871
00:41:43,199 --> 00:41:46,800
Speaker 2: Maybe he's still doing it today.

872
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:51,079
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's so funny. Oh so I remember

873
00:41:51,159 --> 00:41:54,840
this job that I got. So I know we were

874
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:58,719
talking about this on Monday when we recorded for Tuesday show,

875
00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:02,159
but this just came to me. So sometimes I would

876
00:42:02,159 --> 00:42:04,079
get hired at a restaurant, but then I would go

877
00:42:04,159 --> 00:42:06,360
in for the training and I'd be like, this is

878
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:08,760
like this is going to be too intense, and I

879
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:11,360
would leave. So I had one job that I came

880
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:14,119
to the training day and then never went back because

881
00:42:14,719 --> 00:42:17,360
the salad bar was, like I remember, it was this,

882
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:20,719
so many things you had to remember for the stupid

883
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:23,679
salad bar. Oh, and I was because the newer people

884
00:42:23,679 --> 00:42:26,519
that were hired had to open. That was like the

885
00:42:26,679 --> 00:42:29,239
crappy shift was you had to get there at like

886
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:32,800
six am, which was already horrifying. Right, I really needed

887
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:35,599
a job though I was super broke. I'd probably been

888
00:42:35,599 --> 00:42:37,519
fired from whatever my last job was. So I was

889
00:42:37,559 --> 00:42:40,079
like I'd gotten hired, Oh my god. And you'll know

890
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:44,760
the place, okay, and it's closed now, but it was

891
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:48,199
Mo's in bourbonk oh yeah, but it was something else

892
00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:48,679
before that.

893
00:42:49,639 --> 00:42:51,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, I had a different name before that.

894
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:54,480
Speaker 3: It did yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, So that restaurant hired me.

895
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:57,199
Speaker 1: I mean this was I was in my twenties.

896
00:42:58,039 --> 00:43:00,400
Speaker 2: That's like right the heart of Burbank where the videos

897
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:02,679
and stuff. Yes, Bob's Big Boys.

898
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:04,840
Speaker 3: Right there, still there, and it's a great restaurant. So

899
00:43:05,079 --> 00:43:06,960
but I was going to have to work the breakfast shift.

900
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,559
I was going to have to be there at six am.

901
00:43:08,599 --> 00:43:10,480
And the first day I come in, they're like, okay,

902
00:43:11,599 --> 00:43:14,039
a salad bar, right, and you look at this thing

903
00:43:14,159 --> 00:43:17,719
and it's empty because they cleaned it out the night before, right,

904
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:20,320
so you're starting from scratch and it's like a five

905
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:23,400
hundred piece jigsaw huzzle. They're like, all right, there's no

906
00:43:23,559 --> 00:43:26,320
signs anywhere, right, But you're like the blue cheese goes here.

907
00:43:26,519 --> 00:43:28,760
Speaker 1: The blow there's like eighteen different dressings.

908
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,800
Speaker 3: They're like, okay, now you got to go into the

909
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:32,639
walk in and then you got to get the dressing,

910
00:43:32,639 --> 00:43:34,119
and then you got to take this off, and then

911
00:43:34,119 --> 00:43:35,800
you got to put it transferred.

912
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:37,519
Speaker 1: Into the thought and then this spoon goes in this one.

913
00:43:37,559 --> 00:43:39,920
Speaker 3: And I was like, you know, I was probably hungover,

914
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:44,159
and I'm like zoning out and I'm going, holy shit,

915
00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:47,280
I'm going to have to remember like five hundred steps

916
00:43:47,599 --> 00:43:49,840
to putting it together, this fucking salad.

917
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:52,840
Speaker 1: Bar and it's never going to happen and whatever. I

918
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:54,239
was going to work my first shift. I was going

919
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:55,440
to be alone, like I was going to be on

920
00:43:55,559 --> 00:43:57,119
sid salad bar patrol.

921
00:43:57,360 --> 00:44:01,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I got overwhelmed and I was like, oh no,

922
00:44:01,599 --> 00:44:03,559
like not for me, no, bye bye.

923
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:08,039
Speaker 1: They were so, were you already hired? Yes? I was hired.

924
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:09,159
I was training.

925
00:44:09,199 --> 00:44:12,199
Speaker 3: My god, I was fully hired. I'd already interviewed. I

926
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:14,559
was getting trained. It was my you know, I was

927
00:44:14,559 --> 00:44:17,599
getting paid for the training. Don't think I didn't ask

928
00:44:17,639 --> 00:44:19,840
for that check for the day of training because I

929
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:22,679
needed the money, right. I was like, I'll take that

930
00:44:22,719 --> 00:44:26,079
thirty dollars And they were like and they had to

931
00:44:26,079 --> 00:44:28,760
pay you, yeah, because you did officially go and punch

932
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:29,679
in and work hours.

933
00:44:30,159 --> 00:44:35,280
Speaker 1: They can't just not pay you. They're mad. They're mad.

934
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:39,559
Speaker 3: They're like really no, they're not no, And you have

935
00:44:39,639 --> 00:44:41,679
to call and go like, so, can I come in

936
00:44:41,719 --> 00:44:44,960
and pick up my check? And they're like mm hm.

937
00:44:46,599 --> 00:44:48,320
They all know who you are, they know that you

938
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:49,000
didn't show up.

939
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:52,119
Speaker 1: That's embarrassing. Then you have to give them that call

940
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:54,039
to tell them you're not going to be there. You're like, yeah,

941
00:44:54,079 --> 00:44:54,840
something came up.

942
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,760
Speaker 3: I'm not going to be able to do this job,

943
00:44:57,599 --> 00:45:01,800
so good luck with that. I'm sure you'll find a

944
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:03,559
good salad bar replacement.

945
00:45:04,159 --> 00:45:07,480
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sure. I'm sure, and I'm sure they'll know

946
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:09,199
how to put that jigsaw puzzle together.

947
00:45:10,519 --> 00:45:12,960
Speaker 3: But you know then, like you go into restaurants and

948
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,519
you see a salad bar and you look at it

949
00:45:14,519 --> 00:45:16,519
differently because you're like, somebody put that shit.

950
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:19,920
Speaker 2: And then yeah, I said a lot, So that's respect.

951
00:45:21,119 --> 00:45:24,440
I remember when I were kids. I see you were

952
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:28,039
a wagerss. I worked with kids, and I was in

953
00:45:28,079 --> 00:45:32,960
my prime of partying at like age nineteen, right, and

954
00:45:33,039 --> 00:45:34,920
I was going to a bar. I had a fake

955
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:38,400
ID and I'll never forget. I was drinking all night

956
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:41,239
and somebody gave me blow and I was one of

957
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:43,360
the like the one month that I did blow and

958
00:45:43,639 --> 00:45:47,079
my friend Amy, I hated master Pees in Laughlin.

959
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:48,000
Speaker 1: Anyway, I.

960
00:45:49,519 --> 00:45:52,719
Speaker 2: Had the was the first time I've ever really had

961
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:54,880
that like cocaine type of hangover.

962
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:57,920
Speaker 1: And it was like one hundred degrees.

963
00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:01,440
Speaker 2: I had to work outside and be outside with kids

964
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:03,440
and they're like, Linnette, could you set up.

965
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:05,239
Speaker 1: The finger painting area?

966
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:12,159
Speaker 2: And I'm shaking and sweating, and I'm like, I can't,

967
00:46:12,159 --> 00:46:15,519
I'm gonna throw up. I just I couldn't. I just

968
00:46:15,719 --> 00:46:18,280
that was one of the worst days of my working life.

969
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:21,159
Speaker 1: And were you like, oh my god, I need to quit.

970
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:25,000
Speaker 3: I wanted had that feeling where you're like, I screw

971
00:46:25,079 --> 00:46:27,280
the repercussions, I just have to quit, and you're like,

972
00:46:27,559 --> 00:46:28,239
I can't quit.

973
00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:29,079
Speaker 1: I mean I can't.

974
00:46:29,079 --> 00:46:31,880
Speaker 2: Well, I couldn't. I wanted to leave. I wanted to

975
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:34,719
say I'm sick. I yeah, I can't, but the other

976
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:36,920
girl was sick, and I had to like I was

977
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:38,400
the only one because they.

978
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:42,719
Speaker 1: Like, I'm coxic. I can't get I know, and I.

979
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:46,039
Speaker 2: The teachers had to set up for their lessons, so

980
00:46:46,159 --> 00:46:48,639
I was the only like ta out on the on

981
00:46:48,719 --> 00:46:51,719
the field. It was a small little preschool, right, and

982
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:53,920
so they're relying on me because they have to set

983
00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:56,039
up there. Who's going to watch, you know, the lady

984
00:46:56,119 --> 00:46:58,519
in the office, the director of the you know, I

985
00:46:58,519 --> 00:47:01,760
guess she could. But I was just like, I'm trapped

986
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:04,320
like a rat in a cage and I think I'm

987
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:05,039
gonna throw up.

988
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:08,079
Speaker 1: But I had to leave. I was like, I'm sorry,

989
00:47:08,079 --> 00:47:09,079
I'm not feeling good.

990
00:47:09,559 --> 00:47:18,760
Speaker 2: I just threw up in the bathroom out just not

991
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:19,400
feeling good.

992
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:22,079
Speaker 1: I was just like, when is this feeling going to stop?

993
00:47:22,199 --> 00:47:22,400
Speaker 3: Too?

994
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:24,679
Speaker 2: I was like, this is the worst that I was

995
00:47:24,719 --> 00:47:28,079
like depressed and oh my god, crawling out of my

996
00:47:28,199 --> 00:47:31,559
skin feeling. I was like, this is awful, awful, And

997
00:47:31,679 --> 00:47:33,239
I did it again like two nights later.

998
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:37,000
Speaker 1: Of course, of course that was me too, like.

999
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:43,159
Speaker 3: I did Problemo. It's it's some kind of coke amnesia

1000
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:45,519
you get where you're like, it's like the worst night

1001
00:47:45,519 --> 00:47:48,039
of your life, and then something you're like, I'm never

1002
00:47:48,159 --> 00:47:49,679
doing that again. And someone's like you want to do

1003
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:52,199
a bump and you're like, okay, yeah.

1004
00:47:51,599 --> 00:47:54,519
Speaker 2: And then you're thinking, ah shit, I can handle it.

1005
00:47:54,679 --> 00:47:56,039
I don't know that that.

1006
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:59,800
Speaker 3: Much to do tomorrow, right, And then you don't sleep

1007
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:01,119
for forty eight hours.

1008
00:48:01,159 --> 00:48:03,320
Speaker 1: Oh my god, quit your job. And I'd call my

1009
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:05,760
sister in laws and I'm like, you're like, I don't

1010
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:06,480
need to pay rent.

1011
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:09,360
Speaker 2: Wendy, when is this going to stop? Because she's ten

1012
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:12,360
years older than me, when is this feeling going to stop?

1013
00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:15,519
And she's like, yeah, you have a good like eight

1014
00:48:15,599 --> 00:48:19,760
more hours. Three o'clock in the afternoon, the next day,

1015
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:23,280
I was like, oh my god, oh my god, never again.

1016
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:26,320
Speaker 3: All I want to say is that I really enjoy

1017
00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:29,039
the fact that our podcast is under the category kids

1018
00:48:29,039 --> 00:48:34,679
and Family. This is our Like when you tell people

1019
00:48:34,719 --> 00:48:36,840
the podcasts you do and you're like, yeah, it's a

1020
00:48:37,039 --> 00:48:38,840
you know, it's a parenting podcast.

1021
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:39,719
Speaker 1: I mean not really.

1022
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:42,360
Speaker 3: Sometimes we don't talk about parenting. Sometimes I talk about

1023
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:44,119
like coca hangovers.

1024
00:48:44,039 --> 00:48:49,280
Speaker 1: You know, porn. I know.

1025
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:52,599
Speaker 3: Sometimes we just remind you what life was like before

1026
00:48:52,599 --> 00:48:53,159
you had kids.

1027
00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:56,239
Speaker 1: Remember that, there you go, there you get, there, you go.

1028
00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:57,159
Remember when you just.

1029
00:48:57,119 --> 00:48:59,400
Speaker 3: Did like a shitload of blow and quit your job,

1030
00:49:00,119 --> 00:49:07,559
no problem, moved to Laughlin, it became a stripper. Remember Anyway, man,

1031
00:49:07,639 --> 00:49:08,880
babysitters charge a lot.

1032
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:14,440
Speaker 1: Anyway, this has been another great show. Yeah, thanks Caitlin,

1033
00:49:15,039 --> 00:49:19,760
thank you. Okay, you guys are parents. Don't f it up.

1034
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:30,719
Speaker 5: See the girl with the diamonds and the shoes, she

1035
00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:34,079
walks around that she's got nothing. Just see the go

1036
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:34,599
get it.

1037
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:36,159
Speaker 1: She sent it by the side.

1038
00:49:36,239 --> 00:49:38,800
Speaker 4: She's we never said it, but she don't believe that

1039
00:49:39,119 --> 00:49:40,679
she's got her own elevation.

1040
00:49:41,159 --> 00:49:45,559
Speaker 1: Holy monivation, So roll some letters. I'm big bull side.

1041
00:49:52,119 --> 00:50:01,400
Speaker 4: Such a good I don't fake.

1042
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:08,760
Speaker 1: Stay and seeing one say ain't got a cool I'm.

1043
00:50:08,559 --> 00:50:09,360
Speaker 4: Going to carry it.

1044
00:50:09,719 --> 00:50:13,679
Speaker 1: He's a go get it? Is it akode making the

1045
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:16,559
mission make a feel a bay, here's a ton on

1046
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:19,800
a tann point. I can't he johny just say the

1047
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:22,440
workause second saying n't say.

1048
00:50:24,679 --> 00:50:29,239
Speaker 5: I'm not saying you know, are you such a such

1049
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:37,960
a good f Meyah, I'm not saying.

1050
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:42,159
Speaker 4: Your son though.

1051
00:50:46,719 --> 00:50:48,119
Speaker 1: I get a rounder in Mama.

1052
00:50:49,719 --> 00:50:52,400
Speaker 4: I think I bout a voting till night and day.

1053
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:56,599
I got a voter rose crep. I think a bunch

1054
00:50:56,639 --> 00:51:04,800
of voting. This got me.

1055
00:51:05,079 --> 00:51:35,559
Speaker 1: To say this. I halp you hallo. Look again, second

1056
00:51:39,159 --> 00:51:55,800
Speaker 4: Again, Hey yay