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<v Speaker 1>Callaroga, Shark Media outbit Outlaugh Outlast. This is Comedy Survivor.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Johnny Mack and these are the results for Week

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<v Speaker 1>seven of Comedy Survivor. Many weeks ago, we stranded sixteen

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<v Speaker 1>comedians on an island. Every week, the listeners do this

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<v Speaker 1>program go to the Facebook group Daily Comedy News Podcast

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<v Speaker 1>Group and they write down one name and that person

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<v Speaker 1>has to leave Comedy Island. Eliminated so far are Amy Schumer,

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<v Speaker 1>Adam Sandler, Joe Coy, Ron White, Jay Leno, and Seth Myers.

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<v Speaker 1>Still in the game, Jim Gaffigan, Nicky Glazer, Kevin Hart,

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<v Speaker 1>John mulaney, Otsko at Kotzka, Sebastian Manascalco, Tig Nazaro, Sarah Silverman,

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<v Speaker 1>Leslie Jones, and Bert Kraser. I'll tell you the votes.

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<v Speaker 1>Matt votes for Kevin Hart, Andy votes for Kevin Hart.

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<v Speaker 1>That's two quick votes for Kevin Hart. Mike votes for

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<v Speaker 1>Tig Nataro, Richard votes for Jim Gaffagan. Michelle votes for

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<v Speaker 1>Jim Gaffigan. That's two votes for Jim Gaffigan, two votes

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<v Speaker 1>for Kevin Hart. Mary votes for Leslie Jones, Rob votes

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<v Speaker 1>for Osco, at Cotska, a. Vaughan votes for OTSCO at Cotska,

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<v Speaker 1>two votes for OSCO at Cotka, two votes for Kevin Hart,

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<v Speaker 1>two votes for Jim Gaffigan. Mike votes for Jim Gaffigan.

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<v Speaker 1>That's three votes for Jim Gapigan. Todd votes for Leslie Jones.

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<v Speaker 1>That's two votes for Leslie Jones. We have a very

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<v Speaker 1>close vote here. Cheryl votes for Kevin Hart, three votes

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<v Speaker 1>for Kevin Hart, Lindsey votes for OTSCO at Cotska Otsco

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<v Speaker 1>with three votes. Raffie votes for Leslie Jones. That's three

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<v Speaker 1>votes for Leslie Jones. We have three votes for OTSCO

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<v Speaker 1>at Cotska, three votes for Jim Gaffigan, three votes for

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<v Speaker 1>Kevin Hart, and three votes for Leslie Jones. And our

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<v Speaker 1>final vote comes from Aaron, who votes for Jim Gaffigan.

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<v Speaker 1>Jim Gaffigan has been eliminated from Comedy Survivor. Lots to

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<v Speaker 1>talk about. We had a vote that didn't count. I

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<v Speaker 1>had to go to the AI for a ruling, and

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<v Speaker 1>I had someone try to vote via email and you

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<v Speaker 1>can't do that. We'll talk about the controversies and the

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<v Speaker 1>shocking elimination vote of Jim Gaffigan after the break, as

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<v Speaker 1>I counted the votes. I saw something that I struggled with.

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<v Speaker 1>The phrasing on one of the comments was I can

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<v Speaker 1>get on board with that, and I've discussed please make

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<v Speaker 1>your vote very clear. We don't need a comedy Survivor controversy.

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<v Speaker 1>Each week. I have the AI check my votes. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>happy to share the thread with you, and the AI

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<v Speaker 1>reads the Facebook page as Matt, Kevin Hart, Andy, Kevin Hart,

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<v Speaker 1>Mike Tigg, Richard Gaffigan, Michelle Gaffigan, Mary, Leslie Jones, rob

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<v Speaker 1>otsgo a Von Otsgo, Mike Gaffigan, Todd Leslie, Cheryl Kevin Hart,

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<v Speaker 1>Lindsey otsgo Aaron Gaffigan, and RAFFI for Leslie Jones. The

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<v Speaker 1>AI counts the votes the same way I do. Gaffigan

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<v Speaker 1>at four, Otsgo at three, Kevin at three, Leslie Jones

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<v Speaker 1>at three. The AI, on its own, unprompted set here's

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<v Speaker 1>the clean, auditible count using your standard rules. One vote

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<v Speaker 1>for person. Only explicit votes count, and it rules out

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<v Speaker 1>the phrasing. I can get on board as an unclear vote.

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<v Speaker 1>That vote was rejected by the AI. That vote would

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<v Speaker 1>have taken Kevin Hart to a fourth vote, and we

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<v Speaker 1>would have had a tie, and the AI would have

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<v Speaker 1>settled the tie anyway, So I'm going to let the

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<v Speaker 1>AI settle the tie the way it has. Jim Gaffigan

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<v Speaker 1>eliminated from Comedy Survivor. Please post clearly. I'm voting off

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<v Speaker 1>so and so, but I think here, since the AI

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<v Speaker 1>would have had to choose anyway, I will let the

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<v Speaker 1>vote stand. Jim Gaffigan going home. The AI says a

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<v Speaker 1>previously quiet safe player got hit by a coordinated vote

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<v Speaker 1>multiple coalitions split their targets. The loser only needed four votes.

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<v Speaker 1>That means the game has entered the fragmented voting stage,

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<v Speaker 1>where small blocks can decide everything. The AI points out,

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<v Speaker 1>we have to look at that middle tier Otsco at

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<v Speaker 1>Cotsco with three votes and Leslie Jones with three votes.

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<v Speaker 1>They both have almost gone home and only been saved

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<v Speaker 1>by AI tiebreakers. They're still in the game, but barely

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<v Speaker 1>hanging on. Kevin hart momentum picking up with three votes. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>the AI says that is the battlefield. Who still looks safe? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>Jim Gaffigan was on this list a week ago, so

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if these people are actually safe, but

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<v Speaker 1>the AI thinks still safe are Mulaney Nicki, Sebastian, Sarah

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<v Speaker 1>and Kreischer. So here's what you do. As we begin

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<v Speaker 1>week eight of Comedy Survivor. You go to the Facebook

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<v Speaker 1>group Daily Comedy News Podcast Group. You will see me

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<v Speaker 1>extinguishing the torch of Jim Gaffigan, and you will vote

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<v Speaker 1>for one of the remaining Comedy Survivors. They are Bert Kreischer,

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<v Speaker 1>Leslie Jones, Sarah Silverman, Signatsaro, Sebastian Maniscalco, otsko At Kotzka,

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<v Speaker 1>John Mulaney, Kevin Hart, and Nicki Glazer. You get to

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<v Speaker 1>send one comedian home, and by home we mean the

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<v Speaker 1>Comedy Island spa and hotel where they have to hang

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<v Speaker 1>out until we finish taping. Sorry about the controversy, but

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<v Speaker 1>the AI has spoken back in the morning with a

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<v Speaker 1>normal episode. See then.
