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is and charted join the ticy Baaster.
Speaker 2: Six writers face off by a roll of the dice
felt quite dirty, leaving nothing behind but fingerprints and a
tall tail, stealing carts, breaking parts with plenty of time
to kill and icy.
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tasty fasts become and join the dice Faster.
Speaker 3: Hey, everybody, welcome back to the next Well, we're not
doing the next Icy Bachelards this time around. Unfortunately we
got wor Drew's not gonna be able to make it
with us today. So playing a person down, we've opted
just like, let's do another question. We're gonna give you
some feedback. We're gonna give talk to our fans, talk
to you all, and just make this more a Q
and A type of thing. We have a couple of
people in the audience, so we're gonna let give them
priority questions because they you know, you pay to be
here and that's part of the perks. And then we'll
jump back to some of the other questions. But it's
been a while since we touched on some just some
good old fashioned side quest. Uh, talk to you all
talks amongst ourselves. You know what, we actually missed talking
to ourselves and sometimes that's only in the game. So
this is our chance to chuck. So deal with that audience.
Speaker 4: Ye, you pay to be here. So now we're putting
like you know, now we're putting all the all the
onus on you be entertaining.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is not the on the rails narrative experience
he's become accustomed to. This is gonna be chaotic and unplanned.
Speaker 5: So you ever put your cat in the dryer, Jesus.
Speaker 3: Christ, Well done Christ.
Speaker 5: That Uh.
Speaker 3: For those who don't know, this happened to a friend,
a friend, like it's it's content. Fuck it good friend
of ours, close friends of our family. Uh you know
their sons and my son are very close. But they
had a cat death in the family. The wife of
the family, she she helps work for a nonprofit, so
she's always on the go. She was home doing Laundry's
gonna like get back to the airport, had the door
the dryer open, had a back turn for a few seconds,
closed the door to the dryer, hit the dryer on,
and left the house. And their cat had hopped in
that few seconds she had her back turn unfortunately, and
Tumble dried to death. You know, now, no one really
blames her. Everyone understands, you know, like this accident's happened.
It wasn't out of malice, and the cat was kind
of stupid, but it is. You get through it with
dark humor. Now that being said, you know, can we
can we do a little bit of blame.
Speaker 2: If this hadn't been based on real events.
Speaker 4: God, now I want to snuggle commercial where like you
know where.
Speaker 2: It's just the bar.
Speaker 3: It's like the dead cat, remember the bear like snugger
could be like, oh my god, oh my looks in there,
looks out like turn the camera off, to the goddamn
camera off.
Speaker 2: No, Timmy, don't come in here, Timmy, don't come in here.
Oh god.
Speaker 4: Well, you know, the great thing is not that this
dryer has gotten the sacrifice. It's like it's like a
whole pet cemetery thing. You know, Grandma dies, you shover
in the dryer.
Speaker 3: But that's what Maybe this is the maybe the pentagram
is formed inside of it. This portal is like this,
it's a portal to hell. Now to this dryer, and.
Speaker 2: You have to feed it period, and you can get
we can get an easy horror movie script nowadays eight
twenty four. If you're listening, no, you let the roll the.
Speaker 5: Dice and and Rick Rick already wrote the shingles about
the washer.
Speaker 2: Sure it's a companion piece. Even this would make a
pretty good sequel The demon Load.
Speaker 3: Wasn't that a seventies movie? Like like Deathbed, the bed,
the bed that eats people Like this is just like
death burder washer.
Speaker 6: You know, we're the clothes ruined.
Speaker 2: Oh god, Strangely enough, the clothes were vastly improved. What's
your secret to fluffy flesh? I'll never tellt blood?
Speaker 3: Wait what no series of cat blood? It is like
it is the greatest freshener of all time. Nothing makes
my nothing makes my whiters white, cat.
Speaker 6: Nothing makes my redders rid.
Speaker 2: Now we've lost a good fa three percent of our audience.
Let's let's move on to the questions.
Speaker 3: Uh, anybody in the chat who can hear us, If
you have a questions, please feel free. But until then,
let's jump.
Speaker 4: We're gonna keep talking about dead cats and dryers.
Speaker 2: Chats are gonna be like it was the.
Speaker 3: Cow Okay, but it was it was like, no, the
cat's not okay, the cat didn't make it. Let's just
pull that off. Uh it is. But like again you
go back to like a National Lampoon's vacation, the first
one where like the cop pulls Slark over because he
had inadvertently like tied the dog to the back of
the bumper and drove away. And that was that was
a joke. Remember that was a whole comedy bit where
they killed Aunt Edna's dog.
Speaker 4: You know, there was somebody else in that house at time,
and they were hearing what what They just thinking, okay, okay,
I'll go down and oil that leaner and making.
Speaker 2: A weird noise. Yeah, it seems like a drive belts
of the well.
Speaker 3: It's also like you know, if you ever like got
your sneakers wet and you have to like dry them
and you throw them in the dryers, and then then
every once in a while, I hits the door and
pops the door, you gotta go down and shove it
at the back open.
Speaker 4: You know, Oh man, it shoves the door open. You
go down the dazed kas land they just grab it,
throw it back, not try yet.
Speaker 5: Do you know if they had to get a new
dryer or is their dryer haunted now.
Speaker 3: They did not get a new dryer. I had to
clean the dryer out. The dryer is without a doubt.
I mean, I don't know for sure, but I'm going
to one hundred percent guarantee that it is now haunted. There's
no way it's not.
Speaker 4: That would have been fun cleaning out that lint trap.
Speaker 3: Like I can imagine like something like at some point,
you know, in the near future, once I dry Jean's
a little bit demonic sentient, someone's gonna put something in
the dryer, not looking the doors in a slam shut
really hard and fast and take the hand off. You
know that's happening, right, Yeah, then it's gonna turn on.
It's gonna like absorb the blood. So the guys will
be sitting there like the stump spraying like that.
Speaker 2: Has to happen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe some fingers and maybe I'll start with fingers.
Maybe'll start with a finger and then it'll work its
way up.
Speaker 4: Grandma's gonna go downstairs do the laundry. She's gonna lean
into the dryer, get sucked in, and you're gonna hear
like a belch come out of the dryer.
Speaker 2: And when it gets more powerful, somebody'll go in, turn
the dryer on. They'll turn back, basement doors closed, they
can't get out. Dry is not just drying the clothes.
It's sucking all the moisture out of the room. They
just start desiccating. Oh we opened the dryer door, Jones Death.
Speaker 3: Those plastic panels are now like rigid teeth.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you open the door and.
Speaker 3: The like the tongue like lulls out. It's just a
mimic at that point. But you know what, I'm cool
with this.
Speaker 5: So you're like, unplug the dryer, but and it still
runs while yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: What's the dry is One weakness the fact that it
is an impliance. I suppose let's go with that.
Speaker 3: It's made by Sony. Oh no, this was Bluetooth. Oh god,
what it's a new like dryer that's like Bluetooth and
able and it connects to your.
Speaker 2: Like social media can be crazy. It's August. Why don't
we just hang the washing outside.
Speaker 3: It's one of those smart dryers and now it's connected
to your social media account. It tweets for you. Oh
my god, this gets better and better.
Speaker 5: Has to play a little song too.
Speaker 4: Your tryer starts like tweeting kitty porn from your account.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's just it's it starts ordering door dash, who
can start eating?
Speaker 2: Cops time up. They're like, oh, thank god, are you
here about the dryer? Uh nosa, we are not.
Speaker 5: Oh you know you know how dryers play songs. Now
we can just have to do like the meow mixed
commercial song, Oh.
Speaker 4: I hate say give me you need to get a
sound card of a meow and just like a visit,
these people attach it to the dryer, so it just
randomly just makes that sound when they go near it.
Speaker 3: We are good friends, and they know my sense of humor.
I am likely weighing the pros and cons of this, so.
Speaker 2: I probably don't deserve that, but that makes it funny somehow.
Speaker 4: Yeah, nobody deserves that.
Speaker 3: But it's funny that when we're just doing the brain
idea of an evil dryer that's trying to eat and
like playing music, that's how it talks to you to
play with me, come dry with me, you know, like
or it's like it's.
Speaker 2: A dry with me, let's dry's dry away, Or.
Speaker 3: It's like the portal box where the center bites crawl
out you know.
Speaker 7: Just yeah, I have such sight to show you. Here
is this sock you thought was disappeared from four years ago.
I have masturbated and it is. You get downstairs, the
dryer literally leaps at you.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, like we all know the riders are
already as another gymatic because we don't know where clothes
go missing. So goddamn it. Now it's open and it's
now a conduit to that realm. Yeah, fucking once you
fed at the blood. God damn, this is a story,
it really is.
Speaker 4: It's the door swings both ways in the middle of
the night.
Speaker 5: It makes a little hacking noise. It's gonna cough up
a hairball, just poss up a skeleton and everything.
Speaker 3: Baby beep beep, and like you go down with the
beebe beb beep, beep, beep beep. I don't like this.
Speaker 2: Tell me mortal, we're fresh laundry, really worth it. There's
a moral message in there, an environmental one. Hanging clothes,
something about.
Speaker 3: A carbon footprint, and then like it in terms of
black and white little French fin at the end, Yeah,
just like.
Speaker 2: You know, hanging clothes outside this August right, and then
it finishes.
Speaker 4: My Dutch French.
Speaker 3: She gets mad like you use a dryer? Oh, like
shut off? Fuck you?
Speaker 4: You can have like a p s e at the end.
It's like every year dryers claim claim the lives of
at least three cats, at.
Speaker 5: Least free and three step brothers.
Speaker 3: And the anal virginity of many a stepsistere.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's gonna be a part in it. When they're like,
we're gonna do a pull now you pretending my steps this?
Do you get in the dry you stay?
Speaker 6: Help me?
Speaker 2: He's like he's filming it because you're literally biggie and
I'll say, you steps this. The pulls on the ass.
Just half a body comes out.
Speaker 3: I've left. I think I peed a little.
Speaker 4: This really this really des righted itself. Don't want to
come on, Steven Sinsk. We got your next movie here.
Speaker 2: If you're listening to this, don't steal that. Don't steal
that entire movie. We just wrote.
Speaker 5: Off to show show black and my photos of us
with our actual pets, like.
Speaker 3: Okay, the I will remember you, like the dead Parrot,
like the dead pets, Sarah McLachlin, like puppies, Arms of
the Angel.
Speaker 2: And the conceptualizing of this movie yeah, and the title
has to be something like dire dryer, Oh, diet try.
Speaker 3: Dry guy, tears of endryments, drier than hell.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a dry.
Speaker 2: Heat, dry heat, dry heat, yeah, dry hard.
Speaker 3: Yeah, try hard, well done. And then when they make
the horn version, dry hump is the Yeah, that is
the porn version.
Speaker 2: Guys, I think we have to erase this entire podcast.
Somebody's gonna stay that jam of a movie we just wrote, Yeah,
what happens in basically one room? This is doable.
Speaker 4: One room and it's just an inanimate tryer. I mean,
come on, we can probably film this in a weekend.
Speaker 3: They made that movie about the tire was it? Rubber
just goes around killing people, blowing up their heads. But
we can have the dry Yeah. Hey, does anybody in
the chat actually give us any questions?
Speaker 4: No, of course not.
Speaker 2: You get to keep your fucking mouth shut.
Speaker 4: The chatstick notes they're like, yeah, we're gonna cash in.
Speaker 5: I don't want to be involved, but I'll produce.
Speaker 3: This new competing book called Shangles is out and they're
really doing really well.
Speaker 6: So yeah, oh that pissed me off.
Speaker 3: I know it would, sir. All right, let's set's find
some questions here, uh, Marty asked the other day, even
though you already aswered, Bevan, is your Korean good enough
to write uh some jokes with some shingles?
Speaker 6: It is not?
Speaker 3: And why is it not? After all these years? Why
is it not good enough?
Speaker 6: Because I spent all those years teaching English, not Korean.
Speaker 3: Okay, so take that, Marty.
Speaker 2: He didn't go to Korea to be a Korean teach you.
Speaker 6: And besides, everybody there wants to learn English, so like, yeah,
nobody even speak Korean to me. Everybody just wants to
practice English.
Speaker 3: We talked to Marty yesterday at a hangout. They said there,
they said, they're low for your work.
Speaker 2: So, oh, man, is it too late to go to
career and being an English teacher?
Speaker 1: Is that?
Speaker 2: Chip sailed?
Speaker 6: Sounds like I understand it's not the Golden era anymore.
Speaker 3: I mean because you when you and I were there
about the same line we we which is where we
could have met each other. Like, I mean, it's it's
Korea as a whole country. But when two six foot
white guys are walking around, you're like, oh, okay, there's
a chance that he's running into each other.
Speaker 6: You were up at Seoul, right, I was in Seoul
for two years and then the rest of the time
in Gimpo.
Speaker 3: Okay, so I was just south of Seoul at Osan
Air Base. Basically went to Seoul quite often too. I
was there like, let me see February of four to
uh February of oh one, that was my year.
Speaker 6: Actually I was a new gen bous for the first
year and then sold for two years. Okay, yeah it was.
It was weird because I got there like right after
nine to eleven and all the military bases and were
on lockdown, so like we had the run of the place.
Speaker 3: Then I left everywhere right when you get there. Okay.
I thought we had overlap because I got there like
January of two thousand when I got there, and I
left in uh one, so.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I got there in late September.
Speaker 3: I got I gotta got.
Speaker 6: I got it actually nine to eleven and plostpone my flight,
which was good for me because my visa wasn't ready yet.
So take that, Ben lauden Man.
Speaker 4: I was I was hoping for, like crossovers, like holy shit,
we we both used the same dryer.
Speaker 3: We don't know, all right, Our friend Zach of all
trades asked. Is shoplifting just extreme couponing? No, no, No,
it's tough, Zach. It's it's it's.
Speaker 2: It's fast, because you don't have a coupon, right you
You just write a bit of paper, actually this ship
is mine now and give it someone. Then take something
that's extreme couponing. And I respect that, right, But.
Speaker 4: Then wouldn't it be a receipt not a coupon?
Speaker 6: Well no, you write one off whatever the product is, discount,
give it to somebody as you leave the store.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't just take it, Zach, You've got a Finessee.
Speaker 4: It depends on the store and how fucking badly their
goddamn self checkout machines work because you know something, the worst,
the worst, the worst maintain they are. They are the
less I care. If somebody wants to just fill up
an entire basket and just walk it out the.
Speaker 2: Door, just get a maca pen, just draw some lines
on the product, say babe and walk out.
Speaker 3: I think you're a lot of good away that in
San Francisco. Now you just do that and say it
that the news is even.
Speaker 2: Half a Yeah, that seems to be a time fantastic
extreme coupon. I think there's a difference between sharplifting and
coupon hygiene, which one will get.
Speaker 3: You sent to prison. They make a musical about.
Speaker 2: You who asked that question?
Speaker 5: That was Zach, I'm ready down your name, buddy, we're
watching you.
Speaker 4: Doesn't piss anybody else off, like like I expected in
a Costco or BJ's place where you're you're paying, you're
paying to beat. This is not anybody else like you know,
you go into a Walmart and they try to look
get your receipt when you leave.
Speaker 2: Yes, we don't have bjays in England, so I'm going
to assume that every single joke about it has be
made a billion times coupon for BJ's. Huh yeah, okay,
imagine that's just just be done so many times.
Speaker 3: Actual, No, they do that, isn't that like you know
what couples give each other, Like this is for a
background This was for a bj A.
Speaker 6: You keep on, you're talking about a coupon you give
to a hooker for a disccount.
Speaker 2: Trying catching that on three years after a divorce.
Speaker 3: But I don't see an expiration day on this. Oh wow,
that actually now that's a doctor phil Ship like.
Speaker 2: You know, care of you with someone new. It is
a written contract.
Speaker 4: Lady, I understand you got married three you got remarried
three years ago, but.
Speaker 3: Dude, off this again.
Speaker 2: After we make the murder the dry dry heat, the
murder dryer, that's a whole Adam Sandler comedy weighing to happen.
Speaker 3: You go back to like between nineteen ninety six and
two thousand and four, where like the raunchy comedies were
still alive, and warcome and you do the basically on
sex coupon and you just it's someone after their divorce
going around trying to like cash in their sex coupons
way later. It's totally inappropriate, it's totally wrong and misogystic
every level, and it's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why it would be great for two thousand
and three, The coupon with Zach what's his face?
Speaker 3: The kid who fucked a pie, an American pie, some.
Speaker 2: Fucking guy called Zach in the coupon.
Speaker 4: We could make a classic co starring loads of tits,
the coupon starring you.
Speaker 6: You grant now, all right, So they they get divorced
and he he sells the coupons to his friends.
Speaker 3: Ah, that's like a hall Pass movement moment.
Speaker 2: He made a Late Night East thriller, a sequel. It's
now the Coupon with Kevin Spacey. Somebody's going through his
parents durors. Oh, he finds the coupons and he brings
him to his step mom. Okay, we're still like early
two thousands of that. Oh no, Stiff has a coupon
for your mom. I missed the l two thousands. Simpler times,
Simpler times.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, everything was. Everything was a drive to get sex.
And uh, you know, you kind of respect it because
it is. It does explain to you that, well, that's
the thing is like before when we talk ahead of time,
I don't know, I think we were on the recording
or not. But like in your younger days, the dumb
things you would do, because the crazier and most more
and more likely it would be to hurt me. I
would probably do that if it hurt me mentally, physically, emotionally,
I would probably chase exactly after that, and when it
came to relationships and ideas of sex.
Speaker 2: So yeah, no, I'm not upset.
Speaker 3: I'm like and the movies reflected.
Speaker 2: I get to people with the highly damaging crazy boyfriends.
And I'm like, ah, what exactly did you think I
was going to offer here that was gonna make that
any better. I don't want to be a link in
your chain of terrible stories, but I will be.
Speaker 5: Aim low.
Speaker 3: Someone said, like, I think you're you're you're different than
the other guys. Nope, I'm not let you know that
right now, at this the stage, I am one hundred
percent not I am another bad decision.
Speaker 2: Really fucking upfront about it, truthfully.
Speaker 6: I'm not.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't even talk to me, be honest. So do
with that as you will.
Speaker 2: So, lady, I got more baggage than an international flight.
Speaker 4: I will be your future Taylor Swift song.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, okay, keep talking. I'm looking for extra other questions.
You know, I think we wanted to bunching the last game.
So I'm like, I am, uh, we're running dry here.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, We're answering questions, not just coming up with
fucking sweet movie ideas.
Speaker 3: This was not a movie idea. It was just the
happily the day my wife and I were taking a
walk and I honestly, I said, I don't honestly she
was talking about musical was like I honestly, I don't
watch them. I don't enjoy them. And it's not so
much about the music that does get my nerves, but
it's the people who just become obsessed by musicals and
they get mad that you're not part of the cult. AnyWho.
I'm like, I don't even know the story of le Miss.
Speaker 2: You're talking about gay people, Gibbie, that's problematic.
Speaker 3: But I mentioned He's like, I don't even know the
plot of Late Miss. I know a guy I know,
I know, Hugh Jackman goes to jail. She's like, oh
my god. I'm like, yeah, Hugh jack goes to jail
and Russell Crowe sends him there. That's all I know
about le Miss.
Speaker 2: She started something, so you stayed awake for the first
sixty seconds, right.
Speaker 4: I got same here. I assume it's just about people
who are miserable.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is a bout of miserable people.
Speaker 3: And she says like he goes to prison for like
he's stole a loaf of bread. I'm like, so, wa, women,
who do you steal it from? He's like, I don't know,
some breadvender. Like, so he's a guy who's stolen from
a small business, and I supposed to feel bad for him. No,
that's you know, Gibby.
Speaker 2: I'm one hundred percent on board of you because it
later it turns out that Jean Valjean has like madman's strength.
He's like, I only stole the bread, a loaf of
bread to steal my sister's child starving. He's like, where
do you steal it from? Well, someone's house, it's like,
and how do you do it? Well, I smell through
the window. So you just Hugh Jackman for a fucking
window to take bread from someone's kitchen, and you got
arrested for that, as you should be. Then you spend
the next twenty years trying to use your madman's strength
to escape, and they gave you more jail time as
they should have. And even in the musical and not
the movie, it's kind of John vel. John spends like
some of the first ten minutes just trying to fuck
up a bunch of villages because he's angry. Then steals
from a priest and now all these fear and it's
like and it was all because of a loaf of bread.
It's like, No, that guy was on a rampage, That's.
Speaker 3: What that's the Royds. Now, then I hear someone some
nerd backed me up, so I guess he was helping
out some girl. That girl was taken in by some
other family and she's dream about she's singing about she
wants to live in life on a clouds well, and
instead of doing the job, they're training her to be
a maid. That she's got a vocational career ahead of her.
But she's being a bitch and she's like singing about like.
Speaker 2: That's completely wrong.
Speaker 1: She was.
Speaker 2: I will say about Jean val John's dark past that
is kind of glossed over. He does redeem himself when
he has given the opportunity to do so, whereas Javert,
the police officer, when he's given a second chance at life,
just fucking kills himself. Which is why he's my hero.
Speaker 6: You know who. If I was going to start like
a therapy company, it would be called Less Miserables.
Speaker 2: Just sit up there in period appropriate cousture, but like, yes,
tell me more, and you also be up a load
of people.
Speaker 3: Okay, But yeah, I heard this girl. She's like she's
like she's being trained to like actually have a career
as a child. That's great, and the other kids only
have jobs, and she's complaining about it, and I'm like, well,
what an asshole?
Speaker 4: What a what.
Speaker 6: Music?
Speaker 2: She's she's working to feed her with a strange daughter who.
Speaker 3: She has to left.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Again, I don't know the story was related to.
Speaker 2: You're talking about different miserable people.
Speaker 5: It's kind of safe for not knowing anything about this musical.
You guys know a ship time.
Speaker 3: No I listened, No, I listened to my wife. Damn it.
I'm a modern man.
Speaker 4: I've never seen it, and now I want to. I
would rather eat broken glass to watch it.
Speaker 5: All I know is that one more Day song, one
day more whatever.
Speaker 2: H Well, that's the best song. And it's a pinnacle
of act too. And every time I've seen it, I
have cried like a baby. And I went to see
it with my door last time and she was sitting
next to me and she just looked at me and
her eyes were red, and I looked at her and
went just like, okay, we're both okay, let's go.
Speaker 3: I uh, I think like I there, I'll watch something.
What's the last time you watch something other than that?
Speaker 6: You know?
Speaker 3: Are you a cryer or something like? Just what gets
under your skin? What says that's it? I got. The
water works are coming up. I can't stop myself.
Speaker 2: Oh everything, give me throw its tight? Really everything done?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, I'm one of those guys that if there's a
unexpected kind of change in musical nation, I will feel
that physically. I cried at the end of Shrek two.
Speaker 3: Man, I feel you. I tried at the end of
arm Again.
Speaker 2: Well I did because I had bad things to do.
Speaker 5: Other than my mom passing away. I haven't cried since,
like the eighties.
Speaker 2: What happened to the Aes?
Speaker 6: You get it.
Speaker 3: You're tougher than us.
Speaker 2: It was the death of Haml, wasn't it.
Speaker 4: Oh, dear God, I want, I know, I want an
ATM with Emily and Steve in the room, Steve bowling
like a baby. Well, Emmy's like Emily's like man up, pussy.
I had a bowl.
Speaker 2: I cry solitary tears like a fucking David Bywi sat clown,
fucking dignified with it.
Speaker 3: I have the froto tier like like Gandolf has fallen
off the edge, frotus to turn and look at the camera.
I got the one oscar tier. That's what happens Oscar.
Speaker 2: Here's that's what I do. Man lay Oscar tears.
Speaker 5: Meanwhile, I'm gonna have like a hammer next to me.
I'm like, okay, hold on, I'm gona smash my thumb.
Speaker 3: Give me second.
Speaker 4: You don't have to have a I actually did that
at a Halloween party once, so I was like, do it.
I was basically doing a skit for these kids, and
I had a mallet and I was supposed to think
I was supposed to smash this piece of wood to
look like I was smashing somebody's head, and I didn't
realize I'd hit my hand on the piece of wood.
So I bring it down and I smashed my fucking thumb.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Happy Halloway, you fuckers.
Speaker 5: It's real blood kids, Emily.
Speaker 2: If you want to cry, I saw an advert for
a modern video game and they were playing Working for
the Weekend by love Boy. So hair Metal's not dead, Emily.
You might want to start crying now because it's coming back.
Speaker 4: Baby.
Speaker 5: Hold on, I'm going to work up tier. I can
do this. It's a good thing. This is a podcast
and not a video.
Speaker 2: I'm crying a solitary Oscar tea right now. It's like
it's back when things were better and everyone was just
working for the weekend. Everybody wanted a new romance. That's
all they wanted.
Speaker 3: The thing that gets me like, yeah, music key changes
in certain moments when someone like you know, it's not
about like you know, like the weird the thing that
usually would make you cry like our average years doesn't.
But like if you know a father except a song,
or you know the guy you fought with died and
you don't, like in the war movie that they're not
coming back, but you somehow sid right, that's the shit
that does mean very single time.
Speaker 4: I love when a director is obviously trying to go
for something heavy and emotional and fox it up so
badly that it's hilarious, like the death scene in Man
of Like you know, when Podkent dies in Man of Steel,
that makes me laugh so hard because it's just so
fucking ineptly filmed. It's supposed to be.
Speaker 2: This bit Kevin Cosna. Even I can run fifty outs, mate,
and I'm not good at running.
Speaker 3: It was just pandemic. No, I don't bother like here's
like maybe it was just dying life. Maybe he's just
like I don't want to be a farmer anymore. I
didn't have a way of telling you. I'd rather die.
You know, she's sleep farts. It's gross. I don't like
Kansas and Clark.
Speaker 4: I hate you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've always hated you. Goodbye.
Speaker 3: He's like, I'm extremely Republican, you're an illegal alien. This
bothers me. I don't care for it.
Speaker 2: Clark styed back. I haven't been sucked up since eight
nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 3: My wife looks like Diane Lang, but she's given me none.
And I'm very frustrated about this, you know, so I uh. Also,
I'm housing a spaceship in my my barn.
Speaker 4: I don't like this.
Speaker 2: So that was highly radioactive clock. I am riddled with cancer. Goodbye?
Speaker 3: Oh goodness? What was it like? All right? So, speaking
of movies, and like you say this as a director
went for something. I recently Okay, I've heard about the
movie speaking of what you were talking about director going
for something, and it's kind of like misses the point
kind of thing. I just watched that movie Barbarians. Everybodys
talking about that new movie, the horror movie Weapons, and
I haven't really seen it, but I know the guy
did Barbarians and it was on Netflix. It's like leaving soon,
so I watched it. Yeah, Barbarian, Yeah, I think I
think I missed. I got the point of the movie,
but I think I missed why people are like saying,
oh my god.
Speaker 2: It was kind of wacky and kind of fun, But
I'm there with you. I didn't see what a hype
was about. I appreciate it is good, well crafted, but
the twist was kind of like, and yes, I don't
give a shit, it's a horror movie. Is twist light
out all the time?
Speaker 6: Yeah, that was the thing.
Speaker 4: It was like, it was like it was watchable, but
at the same time, it was like, Okay, this was
hyped up beyond belief.
Speaker 2: Why. Yeah, it was really hyped.
Speaker 3: When things were hyped, and I'm like, okay, I wish
it wasn't hyped that way. I might've been like, oh,
I get what they're going on with this. The kind
of toxic world we live in, this kind of thing,
and that's that's the real monster all along.
Speaker 2: Cool, Okay, sure, pretty sure it was the meeting in
the basement, but I don't know. I'm not great on
the half of us.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure it was the foty year old, mute,
nine foot mutan lady could literally pull people in half.
But you know, I understand the society also sucks, so
I'm tracking all that. But yeah, the movie was hyped
so much, like, oh, you gotta watch this. I still
don't know why it's called Barbari. Unless it's an anagram
for Airbnb, I'm not sure, but.
Speaker 2: Oh sweet bar airbnbing, Yeah, that would have made more sense.
No one would have watched it because that's yeah, you
know why I just said that. It doesn't doesn't really
sound good, but I appreciate it.
Speaker 4: Like airbing Barbarian, that's a comedy movie.
Speaker 5: Owned by the Barbarian or visited.
Speaker 3: He's owed by the Bavarian the Barbarian brothers' muscle body be.
Speaker 2: We found this place. It's got really cheap. I don't
know why. It's right in the center of town and
it looks really nice. Turns out somebody else has booked it.
Oh my god, it's a Barbarian from a nineteen eighties
action movie. Hyjis pursues. I don't think I have to
write and the rest of this, this will just unravel
last week, so you have to.
Speaker 3: See there's some short story idea how a long time
I like, what if you had this guy who had
lived sharing an apartment with like different eras of masculinity.
So it's like a knight, a caveman or barbarian, all
these like a viking, you know, and he's like trying
to get to the modern world. But he has these roommates,
you know, like the Knights, all chases, constant masturbating.
Speaker 2: So no, I mean, narrow, dude, still get on. It'll
be fine. Buy I'm a pinball machine. They'll be all right.
Speaker 4: Every time you grab like a fork from the kitchen,
there's some dude there to like talk about the riddle
of steel.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, no, dude, come on, just I just want
to eat you and micro and be like, what is
this fool device?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I've explained this to you every day
for the last six months.
Speaker 1: Mate.
Speaker 2: It's it's a microwave. You always eat what I take
out of it. I'm starting to think this is an affectation,
the Riddle of steel. It's a fucking fork and you
know it is, and you don't even use it. You
eat with your hands, which is disgusting.
Speaker 4: By the way, it's still planted your dumb fuck.
Speaker 3: Well, then the barbarians over there playing like call of duty,
like he clearly gets it, you know, or the other
the cave man doos.
Speaker 2: So yeah, they'd get it pretty quickly. Man, We've got
it pretty easy. And be like, what is the riddle
of steel? It's like, would you rather have the riddle
of tinder? You wouldn't. I think you did that pretty quickly.
You'd be like, yeah, I get this.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's like, let me introduce you to the
riddle of porn, Hub.
Speaker 2: Of infinite free porn. You're right, all my problems are bullshit.
Every philosophy up until this point was wrong and stupid.
Speaker 3: Put them on there and let him watch that, you know,
just like here you go, buddy. You know that's you're
you're gonna lose those.
Speaker 2: Let me get you up to speed.
Speaker 3: The sort of the vanilla stuff. Then we'll work up
for the weird stuff.
Speaker 2: So don't worry. The algorithm will will set you out, mate.
Speaker 3: He'll learn.
Speaker 2: I'll see you in about three months. I'll just slide
those down as under your door.
Speaker 3: That's what else is going on. Everybody is let me
have a question, like I have found nothing. There are
plenty of questions somewhere buried. But you guys have a
question you you people have for the listeners, you know,
like anything like what's on your mind?
Speaker 5: I watched the Poop Cruise. I need a show recommendation.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, do you want to talk about the poop
Cruise or something other than the poop Cruise?
Speaker 5: No other? Yeah, I'm done because the poop Cruise.
Speaker 2: You have somebody else to explain this. I think you
can't just say poop cruise because there are some people
don't know it.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, So Poop Cruise is a documentary.
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll moving on from that.
Speaker 5: Poop Cruise is a documentary really short anti on Netflix
about the carnival cruise that foundered.
Speaker 2: It befin surprise. This poop involved.
Speaker 5: Lost power in the Gulf of Mexico and I was
stuck out there and there.
Speaker 6: I thought this was going to be like an extension
of our porn hub talk.
Speaker 5: No, I'm not gonna draw that connection.
Speaker 2: I assume everyone else's masturbang right now.
Speaker 5: People were trapped and yeah that's that was that? So
so yeah, I want to get that off my brain.
So if you could recommend a show and Rick, just
you just said Alien Earth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've had good things, Rick, I okay.
Speaker 3: I watched both episodes and I really liked one and
one really was kind of boring.
Speaker 2: So well, I really like the latest alien move they did.
I didn't think it was a perfect movie. They relied
way too much on them, but berries it was kind
of embarrassing when they did that. But if you took
that out, it was just a solid alien movie. Alder Classics.
I appreciate the cassette futurism.
Speaker 3: Alien Earth has that cassette futurism. It has that same
kind of like it looks like aliens, and it's really
good that like that retropunk aesthetic aesthetic, and it's cool
at first. However, it's it's swiftly kicking into like this
side people like you know, people's brain, a cybernetic bodies,
sort of like weird alternate future. And the alien part is,
I don't know how many times aliens can come to
Earth where I stop caring about it because like our
planet being what it is again, in those movies, they
happen to come across this thing, you know, and it
was it was a one to one million chance kind
of thing. But now it's like it feels like they've
been to our earth constantly, because if you tie in
the Alien Versus Predator franchise as being cannon, you know,
like yeah, as the best best action adventure going on.
Speaker 5: So these are aliens?
Speaker 1: Are they? Like?
Speaker 3: Like, it's another crew basically a crew found some is
anymore for its bringing the different hostile alien species back
to Earth for study, and of course bad things ensue.
The problem is you quickly realized, well, it's very cool
at first, like anything one season is basically all you
can really get away with because anything after that you
cannot gild as Lily like this has a shelf life.
Speaker 4: Canonically, it takes place two years before the actual movie Alien,
so you're right, like, this is not this is not
something they can run for fifteen seasons without somebody being like,
wait a second.
Speaker 5: And then they met an alien and there was a
romantic relationship, and okay, give.
Speaker 2: Me two to three premium seasons of something I just had,
like the next season of Dad Evil Born Again. It's
going to be the last season. I don't care. I
really enjoyed watching that and another one of that quality.
I'll thank you, ye agree?
Speaker 3: Did you like okay, I might be the only one.
Did you like the bank episode? I really liked the
bank episode. I don't know why I did. Like I
like that bottle episode where he's just breaking people's ankles.
You know, it was a nice bottle.
Speaker 2: It was ball episodes.
Speaker 4: Go was all right.
Speaker 2: They tried to squeeze more of the MCU and at
that point I was kind of like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you kind of roll yourriz in that bit. But again,
when he's like he is snapping ankles and murking motherfuckers
left and right, like, okay.
Speaker 2: I'm it, you know what I want him to do.
There was a good pot going on with some charismatic people,
and he was like, Okay, now I have to break
these people's ankles.
Speaker 6: That's good. Fine.
Speaker 3: Like when he said we said when you get the
Daredevil down there, he's like, please don't, please don't, please don't.
I realize, Oh he's not talking to them, he's talking
to himself. Please don't do this. It's like, yeah, he doesn't.
He's like he's just please, okay, too late. You let
you let the genie out of the bottom. Motherfucker. Now
no one has no one has ankles.
Speaker 2: Yeah, It's like, okay, well, this is your fault now,
and as daredevil, that gives me permission to indulge in
my massive sado masochism streak.
Speaker 3: You're going to shoot?
Speaker 2: Okay, well, you've now given me an excuse to do
what I like doing best, which is beating people into
a bloody pulp in the name of Jesus. But what
I like him. But my favorite part about that was
like the really stereotypical Irish gangsters because they got I've
noticed they've been using Irish gangs as a lot, and
I understand why. But I like the fact there was
a Chinese American cop on the phone to or that.
You know, it could have been some ever East age
and country I don't know, but she was just like
bringing out all these kind of Irish stereotype type sets.
I thought, I wonder if he can turn this. Is
he going to turn this around? He probably won't. He
probably won't stop.
Speaker 3: He's not like.
Speaker 2: He's a hot incredible but he's not going to go
that far.
Speaker 3: No, our Irish, our Irish gang has an HR department.
You do not want to get sent there.
Speaker 5: So yeah, okay, So so Bevin, Bob, if I ask
you what to watch are you going to say, like
Rick and Morty or BoJack Horseman or something on the
goofy side. What are you watching?
Speaker 6: Maybe I don't know, I've been I recently finished watching
Lodge forty nine, which was interesting, but uh, the end
was kind of a letdown. What is it just about
this guy down on his luckers or young guy and.
Speaker 2: Any four E nine lodgest.
Speaker 6: He found a ring on the beach and it turned
out to be like this lodge, and so I went
and joined and U like the loose lodge.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like you know, is that how you get into
the Illuminati? You like, find like a random ring.
Speaker 2: Yep, final ring. Tom at Rains tried that in the
Maybe it didn't work out for him. I mean, like
the character, I think in real life it worked out
for him.
Speaker 6: Really well.
Speaker 3: My team has been an Apple TV because I just
recently got this. There's a lot of shows I'm catching
up on everybody else's been talking about for years. I'm
just now seeing them. Some stuff's good, some stuff's like
I think it's been over hyped. There's an anime I find,
in fact, I found on Hulu, like you know what,
this is surprisingly interesting. It's called a Go Go Loser Ranger,
and uh, it is basically the world where these these
knockoff power Rangers fight monsters every week, and the monsters
are now pissed off. So like the little like the
one of the little Henchman decides he's going to kill
the power Rangers.
Speaker 2: That's the anime.
Speaker 3: And I'm in on this. So yeah, what's it called,
Go Go Loser Range. It's on Hulu.
Speaker 4: Ulunt I hit that sounds fun.
Speaker 3: It's it's dude. I I did not realize how much
I needed this until I need this because like all
the Rangers are, They're got the Red Keeper and the
Blue Key and they're they're just dicks. They're just super dicks.
All the heroes are dicks. They like apparently you learn
very quickly, like the good guys killed the main villains
years ago. The only the foot Troops are left because
they keep regenerating, so they stage these fights every week
to look good in front of the public. So one
of the foot soldiers like, fuck it, I'm done. I
have to kill the good guys. And that's the that's
the plot of the show. And I'm in. I am
a few I I I'm enjoying the ship of this.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna make a note of that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, go go loser, Ranger Let's see. I also watched Entitled.
There's only one season of that, and that that had
its ups and downs. It's got the guy what, the
bearded guy from Stranger Things. He's been popping up in
a bunch of other things lately.
Speaker 3: I don't know, David Harbor. Maybe you know the Russian guy.
Oh no, this is the guy. Okay, that's the comedy
on Netflix. That's the dude who like bause he hunts
humans because that's what the rich people do or something.
Speaker 6: Wait what No, Yeah, because.
Speaker 3: In the one trailer, because I was hovering over, it's
like everybody wears this mask and we're gonna hunt people.
Speaker 6: He's like that was like one episode and you know
they were like chasing him around.
Speaker 3: That's what Netflix made to look.
Speaker 1: Like it was.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it wasn't that. He his wife died and like
she was English and so he had like her dying
wish was that he bring her body back to England.
Speaker 2: Oh a naw full of a cult? Okay, I get it.
Speaker 6: Well, no, they it just turned out he had no
idea she was like super rich and so he goes
to their estate and there's a bunch of quirky weirdos
living there her family, and that's why she didn't live
with them anymore.
Speaker 3: Got it when he said stranger thinks he's he's the
guy who was obsessed with the Russians? That that Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
he was one of the he was. I think it
was also in that.
Speaker 4: What was that?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 3: Fuck the kid that's the car's guards cavor. He's deaf
and he's murdering everybody with.
Speaker 4: The kid is back.
Speaker 3: What's that movie you told me to watch? Boy Kills World?
He was in that as well.
Speaker 2: Oh, oh, that was fine.
Speaker 6: He was the the owner of the pizza place in
thirty Minutes or less?
Speaker 2: Was he made this for less? Was that a movie
from Notty Notty won by any cancel?
Speaker 6: Uh? No, No, that was more recent than that.
Speaker 3: Oh is that? You said thirty minutes less?
Speaker 6: Is that? What?
Speaker 3: The one is that? The dynam McBride Dan McBride and
what's his name?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 3: Lex Luthor kid from Superman, Zombie.
Speaker 4: Michael Rosenbaum No, Zombie Land? Uh yeah, Jesse Eisenberg.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Those who are like have to like, you know, rob
a bank or something.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that was a fun movie.
Speaker 3: I get a chance to go to your movie like
last night because he you guys watched nobody. Yeah, I
do like that flick and I want to see the sea.
Speaker 6: So yeah, me too. Yeah I was it was fun
because I had three people there and nobody had seen
it before except me.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was one of those movie that was made
for streaming. I think it's one of the rare examples
where the sequel is going to be out in cinemas. Yeah,
it did well, but it was streaming movies.
Speaker 3: And that also by the same guy that did like, uh,
John Wick or part of the team.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I assume he has kind of like a groove. Wow,
this unexpected guy has a lot of angry people. Hi,
wouldn't it be weird if he just kicked the shit
out of all of them? I'm like, yes, yeah, you
do that. Just keep doing that and that's fine.
Speaker 3: I thought this was me by one of the same
guys with the fight choreographer or something that has to
do with John Wick.
Speaker 2: You just keep on that groove, just like who don't
you expect to beat the ship out of a room
full of dudes and then just.
Speaker 5: Run with that a small child, a kindergartner.
Speaker 6: Even less likely Bob Odenker.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jimmy Kim in Savage Revenge beat Down because we
had a.
Speaker 3: We had kids, like there was Sidekicks with the Ernie
Raised Junior and Gil Gerard was like the kid in
New Kung Fu and could beat up the kid everybody.
He was like that kid was in uh surf Ninja's
he was also in.
Speaker 2: U oh Seinfeld's back and he's being the ship out
of everybody.
Speaker 3: What's the deal with your birch face?
Speaker 6: You know? Oh that reminds me of Gandhi too from
UHF Yes, no more, mister passive resistance. He's out to
kick somebody.
Speaker 2: That'd be great if they started. And it's like this
typical Shinefeld episode and he's just meeting with George and
he just starts talking about the time. It's like, don't
you hate it when you just you have to walk
into the nightclub run by the Russian mafia and just
beat the ship out of everyone with a broken ball.
You get that? And then it just flashed back to
every the gritty, horrible action movie with Shinfeld and then
cut back at the end.
Speaker 3: What's that actor's name Jason Alexander, Like he's actually legit.
For years, he was a martial artist for years. Like
that was this thing he did for years and years.
Like I would love to see George as the badass.
Speaker 2: He always struck me as a dangerous individual. Yeah, he's dense.
He's a dense man. He's a Wolverine.
Speaker 4: Are we ready for that?
Speaker 3: Who we went for our wolverine?
Speaker 6: Is that? Like? So yeah?
Speaker 3: Basically Jason Alexander, the actor has experienced.
Speaker 2: In everybody says George is like he's the angry one.
I'm like, no, you'd be thankful he is tevering his rage.
This kid gets bloody experience with karate.
Speaker 3: Wu, shue wing, chunk, kung fu, Brazilian jiu jitsu, and kickboxing.
Speaker 2: Damn yeah, he chose to black belt in passive aggressive exactly.
Speaker 3: Just oh god, there's gonna be a video out there.
Speaker 2: There's a sign of true paswer. That's a man you
don't want to fuck with. I'm sorry we're talking about.
Speaker 4: I have no idea.
Speaker 2: There were no questions.
Speaker 3: You're like, you know a whit of people like Jason Momoa.
Speaker 2: I don't know, he just beards Emily, Who would you
like to see unexpectedly beat the ship out of Russian Mafia.
Betty White.
Speaker 5: I was gonna say, we've already seen Natalie Portman and
the professional and that was amazing.
Speaker 3: But she was like the lore while what his name
is doing most of the work, you know, like you
want you know who do you want?
Speaker 6: Like this?
Speaker 5: No? This?
Speaker 3: Who's who's your Hans solo character? Who's who's getting their
hands dirty? Who's the uh? But have to be unexpected?
Speaker 2: I reckon Screech from Saved by the Bell.
Speaker 4: We need to bring Jim Varney back to life, you know,
Ernest beats the ship out of the Russian Mafia. We can't.
Speaker 5: I can't pick someone like Aquafina because she's Asian and
everyone's like, oh, well the martial arts.
Speaker 3: Everybody hear in that movie with John Cena on It
was on Hulu or Prime one of those, but it's
a jackpot. It is watch that.
Speaker 2: Haven't they already tried to make a great reaction here
of every single female comedian yet?
Speaker 3: Is that?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 5: Yeah, probably some successes in some misses.
Speaker 6: Yes.
Speaker 3: I'm one of people that like Spy.
Speaker 5: So I liked it.
Speaker 4: I like Spy.
Speaker 2: That's funny.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, Michael Sira, but then like, no,
I saw him, I saw him do stuff. I saw
him fight in uh.
Speaker 2: Uhi Scott Pilgrims. Yeah, surprisingly get fight seats right.
Speaker 3: Well, that's because that's the director's name of the thank you.
Speaker 2: He appreciates the Kung fu movie. What you like about
was it the End of the World or whatever it's called?
Not not a great movie set? Yeah, gread fight scenes,
but I didn't like that movie.
Speaker 3: I did like it because because there was there was
a depth to it that you know, I liked him
because well, okay.
Speaker 2: I think I would if I if that had come
out and it's these have been fine. Yes, it's part
of the Corneto trilogy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, after the Perfection, that was Hot Fuzz Fuz Sean
of the great but uh, hot Fuzz was perfection.
Speaker 3: I agree, I'm I'm a hot Foze over Sean. But
it's like it's it's it's fuzz Sean. But that being said,
there was a a this this idea of like these
guy who's trying to relive his glory days, who can't
have it back, who almost killed himself because he'd rather
like remember that one one world night of being young
and alive and feeling free as opposed to like who
he's grown into. Like we all maybe we can sympathize that.
I really enjoyed the message of that.
Speaker 6: See, I was really enjoying it up until the alien
showed up.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, well that is true. You got to shoehorn
into like the aliens, like, well, here's got That's how
he got his chance back to do it all over
again with like the younger versions of themselves as what
it looks like Vampire d at the end. So you
know what, I kind of I like that movie very
much what it is, but I see why it's in
third place of.
Speaker 6: Those and I really another thing I didn't enjoy was
his fucking long ass monologue at the end. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to check Edgar Wright's writing at all,
but I thought just a weak third act there. Also,
I was trying to keep up at a drinking So
maybe my.
Speaker 3: Adult upcoming remake of The Running Man, because I saw
the trailer and I'm.
Speaker 2: In excited for it. Yeah, I mean, if set garay,
I'm excited for it. He doesn't drop the ball.
Speaker 3: I didn't. I couldn't get through Baby Driver. I did
not enjoy that for what I like.
Speaker 6: The Baby Driver.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it was even if you didn't like that,
it's extremely well made.
Speaker 3: And I never saw last Night in soho, so I
can't speak to that.
Speaker 2: You have to say that.
Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, okay, what kind of show is you looking for, Emily?
Speaker 5: You know what, I'm an eclectic kind of person. I'll
watch a little bit of everything. But you know, I
was just thinking, who would we replays instead of Betty Wait?
Is there any Betty Wait equivalent out there? If we
wanted an unexpected action hero.
Speaker 2: Go again pretty quickly.
Speaker 6: I think.
Speaker 5: I can't make sequels if they pass away Judy Dench,
but she's losing.
Speaker 3: He kind of did that. We did it with Red
when we took like old, like old people that made
them like action stars, like in the sequel, like Bruce Willism,
but like obviously you had like what was your name of,
Helen Mirren and uh John Kakovich and a few others.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I'm going to go for I think we
need to pick somebody who's just no longer popular, probably
for a good reason, and put them in the most
devastating revenge beat down film that has ever been made.
I'm going to go for Rob Schneider. Oh wow, now
I understand. I understand he's done action comedy, like, hey
it's Rob Schneider, but he knows Kung Fu's in prison.
I'm like, no comedic element. This is just bloody knuckles
all the way through. He doesn't even speak.
Speaker 3: Oh no, this is like his version of What's up?
What's the movie that Sandler did where he was like
he was an uncut gems. It's not like it's like
Rob Schneider's like bloody knuckle beat down back Alley, New York.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I honestly thought you were gonna say Britney Spears.
Wouldn't that be weird?
Speaker 3: I very much so, But tell me more kind.
Speaker 2: But she's kind of getting to stage. What maybe you
could just follow around with a camera. I don't know
if that's exploitative.
Speaker 5: It's like, can you can she do lines? I mean
of dialogue of cope, Oh she.
Speaker 2: Can do lines?
Speaker 3: Did you not see her stunning? Like did you not
see Crossroads? Did you not see when she showed up
on How I Met Your Mother?
Speaker 5: I did not?
Speaker 2: All right, No, I just keep saying a weird TikTok videos. Right,
you should probably leave Brittany alone. She's had enough.
Speaker 3: Time, all right, So last question, who's uh, who's going
to fight the dryer demon monster?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 3: You know, if if this is the if this is
our movie about the dryer that ad a cat gains sentience,
portal to hell is eating more people, who is our
hero that has to who's our protagonist?
Speaker 2: I protact this busy mom who doesn't realize she starts
the whole thing. Maybe she comes back in midway through
the second act, like what the fuck is this guy?
We know?
Speaker 3: Who's No?
Speaker 2: Who's the woman from Sneaky Pete who plays the cousin.
She's good, she'd be getting that role.
Speaker 3: I do not know Sneaky Pete. I know the act,
I know of it, but I've not watched it.
Speaker 2: The woman from Sneaky Pete, the one from Sneaky Pete
was really good. Yeah, I enjoyed Sneaky Pee, but she
was good in it. I thought she'd make ideal busy mum.
Speaker 3: Okay, Harley is a Julia. I'm just looking at the
names here. I don't know who's who's here?
Speaker 2: Bevan help me out.
Speaker 3: Margot Martindale's Audrey.
Speaker 6: I don't think it's.
Speaker 2: Mario Martindale, but that's the mother, Karen.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I haven't seen it. I watched it like three
years ago. I don't remember.
Speaker 2: Let's just settle on the woman from Sneaky Pete.
Speaker 3: The woman from Sneaky Pete.
Speaker 6: Okay, there's your recommendation. That's a good show. If you
haven't seen him.
Speaker 5: I'm writing it down.
Speaker 2: It's fun, all right.
Speaker 3: So we need this this this family. We have to
have a nuclear family.
Speaker 6: So give me.
Speaker 3: Give me a dad.
Speaker 2: Character, deadbeat dad who's been drafted in to watch the cat.
Where is the cat? This is where the mystery comes from.
I'm gonna say the man from Sneaky Pete.
Speaker 3: Giovanni res.
Speaker 2: I don't know his name, but he is really good.
That that's that is him?
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, he's good at many doesn't bat me up? Yeah? Uh,
give me at least two children. But I need a
child who's like, you know.
Speaker 6: Roughly, not from Sneaky Pete.
Speaker 3: None need d who's like roughly like I need it,
like like like almost high school age, like some actor
who can play the high school age and some actor
who he or she or they were twenty whatever and
moved back into the house because they just weren't ready to.
Speaker 2: Grow up dead one doing only fans content. Yeah, yeah,
so probably somebody who's holded into anyone.
Speaker 5: The actor from Shingles. What's her name?
Speaker 2: She's on the bike Jesse Flex, No Jeesni Flex, it's
a little on the nose. No Jenny Hops, Yeah, Jenny Jenny.
Oh no, poor swee Jenny Hops. She's not being ian
by a tumble dryer in a porn making scenario.
Speaker 5: No, no, but she's hilarious, which Shan's allowed.
Speaker 2: She is hilarious, but not for that part. Something's as
sacred emily. Yeah, and we've already got like a pretty
top tier character actor class here.
Speaker 3: Give me Tomorrow Weaving because she shows up in everything
right now. When you can't, when you can't get the
girl from Barbie, you get Tomorrow Weaving instead.
Speaker 2: So somebody from that genetic cloning farm. Yeah, yes, yes
to somebody who's starting out, because it's not going to.
Speaker 4: Be a very roll that they're proud of.
Speaker 3: And Frankie Muna is like to be the young kid
who's like he's actually like thirty but looks like nineteen,
so he's the boys. Hasn't love the house.
Speaker 5: Yet, Wait for the girl? Are you talking like a
cut rate Sydney Sweeney type.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, something in that range like that. I think
the Samorrow Weavings have character would work just fine for
that or shit, I don't care whatever.
Speaker 2: Although Tomorrow Weaving did appear in I don't know which
Waving it was. Actually she did appear in Evil Dead,
the TV series for one episode and got killed horribly,
so maybe she doesn't think.
Speaker 3: She's also in Guns of Kimbo, so uh yeah, she'll
do schlock. She'll do schlock.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is gonna be very schlucky, Gibby. And now
I need uh spent all the money from the from
Sneaky Pete and the man.
Speaker 3: From Sneaky Pete. Now I need I need the I
need the a have character. I need the one who's
like he's the old priest, he's the little he's Zella
Rubinstein from Polter Guys.
Speaker 2: Washing washing machine repair guy who senses somethings off.
Speaker 3: I need the supernatural uh uh uh uh guru, knowledgeable
one that shows up to tell us what to do.
Speaker 2: Then John Goodman as the washing machine repair when I
when I fought on Goodman, I also got the name
wrong and fought Dan a Kroid. Now I'm thinking maybe
Dana kroid H. You see what he problem is.
Speaker 3: It is a bit of stunt casting. That's a bit
of stunt casting.
Speaker 2: You try his horned Yeah, it's a bit.
Speaker 3: I once uh you know what who uh buddy Hell
the Tyrian lanister. Oh, Peter dnklic Peter dnklitch.
Speaker 2: God, that's a bit heavy weight.
Speaker 3: But when he gets eaten by the dryer to be
hilarious after he pass on the knowledge it dies.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 2: Washing? She mean repair guy. I'm gonna say we bring
Daniel day Lewis out of retirement.
Speaker 3: He would spend like probably six months supernat as a
supernatural investigator.
Speaker 2: Actually faking fake like fixing washing machines. Yeah, him there
like a ni experienced plumber. And you'd start giving like
show notes to the director and Steve Ratinski will be like,
hey man, they paid me to make a dumb movie star.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, I think we have made our movie
our book. Well, first we wrote the book, then we
have the movie adaptation. Now we need to like wait
a few years and do the reboots. So I think
we did it.
Speaker 2: You need a wacky neighbor character, you can still get character.
Speaker 3: Well, then just could just get Catherine Hahn. That's all
she does.
Speaker 2: I mean, who's the overlooked sister of the guy who
played Mysterio and was in Maggie. Yeah, Maggie Chillen Hall.
She's overlooked.
Speaker 3: I saw Secretary and she is great.
Speaker 2: So no, Matt, Yes, I still think we still think
we can get I still think she's got chip on
her shoulder about brother. I think we can use that together,
and then we can probably use that to get cheek
Jake gillanholl for the sequel. If we can just pit
that sibling rival against you know.
Speaker 3: He's the demon that comes through like the when they like,
he's our new He's our version of Pinhead.
Speaker 4: We got to He's just a voice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 2: That's audacious. That's nearly a slap in the face him.
I thinking that is the voice of.
Speaker 3: The murder dryer. All right, Yeah, well I think we
did it. Uh So how do we want to end up?
Speaker 6: Just goodbye? Everybody?
Speaker 2: Tune in next time, steal our movie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't show ou. We will know you. We know
who our fans are.
Speaker 2: We have you, We've got the receipt. I don't care
if you actually are Jake Gillenhall steal our movie. I'll
come looking for you just because you think you did
the seaquel to Roadhouse.
Speaker 3: I'll do it.
Speaker 2: I'll suck you up. I'm serious. Yeah, I'm gonna get
gave me to fuck you up. Jake gillanholl.
Speaker 3: All right, Well that's it. Uh bye everybody, goodbye, bye bye.
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