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<v Speaker 1>Britage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology. We let Chintaco one on one

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<v Speaker 1>one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're freaking idiots, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>This hour one Chataco Show brought you by Thursday night

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<v Speaker 3>football Tomorrow night. We are headed to Brevard County, Melbourne,

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<v Speaker 3>Wickham Road, Crickets, Cricket Sports bar yep Wickham Road.

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<v Speaker 2>Gonna be there six to eight. Have JRR concert tickets

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<v Speaker 2>to give away, bucket specials on neutral, budlight pitcher specials.

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<v Speaker 2>It's gonna be a good night. We're out there before

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<v Speaker 2>the football game. Okay, Crickets in Melbourne on Wickham Road,

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<v Speaker 2>and yes we will have b wo stix.

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<v Speaker 3>Something changes with all this because the storm or whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>We are planning on going those unless we're told not

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<v Speaker 3>to go. Yeah, so, but just know we will be there.

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<v Speaker 3>It is our intention to be there and as of

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<v Speaker 3>right now.

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<v Speaker 2>To go there you go.

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<v Speaker 3>So Coca Cola, I kind of saw this one coming.

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<v Speaker 3>They are pulling their newest permanent flavor from the store

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<v Speaker 3>shelves after only six months.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, they're pulling it.

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<v Speaker 3>There there the newest addition to the line of Coca

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<v Speaker 3>Cola Products, which was introduced six months ago as a

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<v Speaker 3>new permanent flavor, is being pulled.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even remember what it was. I do because

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<v Speaker 2>we brought it up on the show. No Coca Cola spice.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't really see that taking hold obviously.

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<v Speaker 3>Now I am team Coca Cola to the level of

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<v Speaker 3>where if I'm out and I decide I'm going to

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<v Speaker 3>have a soda and I order, it's coke zero for me.

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<v Speaker 3>That's my jam thib. Sorry, we don't have coc we

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<v Speaker 3>have PEPSI I go, well, I'll have iced tea. Then

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<v Speaker 3>that's me. No, I get it. I tried the Coca

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<v Speaker 3>Cola spice. I tried the zero version of it. I

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<v Speaker 3>also tried the regular version of it when it came out.

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<v Speaker 3>And I've never drank a bottle of pledge before really,

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<v Speaker 3>but it's maybe what I might equate it to, like

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<v Speaker 3>the furniture polish. It just had this weird yes, almost

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<v Speaker 3>almost an oily type, and.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, this isn't very good. I can I can

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<v Speaker 2>imagine exactly what it would taste like, and now I'm good.

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<v Speaker 3>When you heard about it being introduced, so you're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>Coca Cola with like a hint of you know, cinnamon spice,

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<v Speaker 3>which is what they were aiming for.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it did. It didn't intrigue me when we talked

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<v Speaker 2>about it.

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<v Speaker 3>The first It sounds like it might work.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, until I really picture a spice on a coke

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, eh, yeah that, and it had like hints of raspberry.

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<v Speaker 3>It was just a weird concoction, and I'm like, this

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<v Speaker 3>just isn't cutting it. So I, you know, I moved on,

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<v Speaker 3>so I'm not surprised. Yeah, I wonder how much this

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<v Speaker 3>blunder cost this marketing bland.

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<v Speaker 2>Do they have those Coca Cola dollars man dollars for days?

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<v Speaker 2>I told you one of my buddy's wives was a

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<v Speaker 2>head one of a head execs there. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>the amount of cash. I'm sure insane. A lot of

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<v Speaker 2>decisions with that though.

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<v Speaker 3>As long as we're on the subject of beverages, have

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<v Speaker 3>you ever heard the term drink shaming?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it shaming for somebody for drinking too much?

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<v Speaker 3>No? No, no, no, no, there there Actually I think there

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<v Speaker 3>was an episode of Frasier that kind of dealt with this.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I remember, is this where you shame somebody for

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<v Speaker 2>what they're drinking like like you're drinking a larger soda.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it could be, but this specifically deals with coffee.

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<v Speaker 3>And now the uh you know, so many varieties and

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<v Speaker 3>flavors and concoctions when it comes to coffee that people

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<v Speaker 3>And they asked folks coffee drinkers about this. I can't

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<v Speaker 3>speak to it. I don't drink coffee, so I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Fifty percent of coffee drinkers are afraid to say they're

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<v Speaker 3>customized drink order out loud when ordering, for fear of

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<v Speaker 3>being drink shamed.

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<v Speaker 2>See, neither of us can relate because we don't drink

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<v Speaker 2>rite coffee. But I could see that happening with coffee

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<v Speaker 2>snobs in seconds, just like oh, you have to carry

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<v Speaker 2>the Starbucks cup around, you know, because you have to

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<v Speaker 2>have your Starbucks pat. The new coffee place over where

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<v Speaker 2>Bayblosh used to be, right, you know what I'm talking about,

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<v Speaker 2>corner of four thirty six.

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<v Speaker 3>And smack dab in the middle of the zone of operation.

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<v Speaker 2>A little bit on the outs like the side skirts

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<v Speaker 2>of it or the outskirts. But they're new, Okay, raisin

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<v Speaker 2>canes opened in there. And then another place and this

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<v Speaker 2>coffee joint pat There was a line of cars over

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred deep the first the first couple weeks that

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<v Speaker 2>went on. There is still the longest line you've ever seen.

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<v Speaker 2>It's supposed to be the biggest competition from Starbucks.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not gonna shame anybody when I sit there and

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<v Speaker 3>I hear them talking about their Moca Latte whipped because vente.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what any of that means. You might

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<v Speaker 3>as well be speaking Mandarin to me. But I guess

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<v Speaker 3>spewing all those commands out and wishes for what you

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<v Speaker 3>need in your proper coffee can be a bit well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I guess I'm embarrassed.

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<v Speaker 2>To say all this stuff coffee, your coffee, Oh, he's

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<v Speaker 2>gay coffee. Dutch Brothers coffee is the one that I believe,

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<v Speaker 2>that's Dutch Brothers. Wow, drink shaming? Do we have nothing

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<v Speaker 2>better to worry about our lives?

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<v Speaker 1>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly? Somebody else's drinking shaking my head right again? When

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<v Speaker 2>I hear I'm in a place where people are ordering

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<v Speaker 2>stuff like this, I'm like.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even know what they're talking. It's like, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not about to shame something buddy for drinking something I

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<v Speaker 3>know nothing about.

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<v Speaker 2>A couple people texted in about the that Oreo coke

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<v Speaker 2>was delicious, and then somebody else's brand new. I think

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<v Speaker 2>it's somebody else said the new or coke coke Oreo yuck.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's brand new. That's a limited time thing. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>but the spiced one gone. They're yanking that. So if

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<v Speaker 3>if you do, if you were one of the three

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<v Speaker 3>people who like that, you might want to grab yourself

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<v Speaker 3>a few to stock up.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody said, I was at a coffee shop in de

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<v Speaker 2>Land and saw some hipster just climb up a tree

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<v Speaker 2>in the patio area to drink his coffee. Yes, it

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<v Speaker 2>is Dutch Brothers. The uh the place supposedly. Oh, it's

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<v Speaker 2>like the line of people was crazy every time I

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<v Speaker 2>passed it. Is that a chain?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Star Starbucks is quaking in their bootsht.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, of course not. But these are heavy hitters from

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<v Speaker 2>what I hear. Right, Gray and Canes too, All right, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's get onto this animal cruelty story out of Australia.

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<v Speaker 3>Fifty eight year old Peter Smith pleaded guilty yesterday to

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<v Speaker 3>one kind of aggravated animal cruelty. His defense lawyer describes

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<v Speaker 3>the case as very unusual. Peter was visiting a wildlife

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<v Speaker 3>park in Australia. From the description of this and the

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<v Speaker 3>pictures I'm looking at, and I have this story on

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<v Speaker 3>our Facebook page, it's called Oakvale Wildlife Park. It looks

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<v Speaker 3>like a combination wildlife park slash zoo type deal. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>there's kids petting areas, there's exotic animals in certain areas.

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<v Speaker 3>And what Peter did was he went over to an

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<v Speaker 3>area where there were chickens, and he grabbed a live

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<v Speaker 3>chicken and went over to the alligator pit and threw

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<v Speaker 3>the chicken down into a hungry alligator who obviously feasted.

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<v Speaker 3>This to the horror of other parkgoers there. And to

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<v Speaker 3>make matters even worse, the chicken that he grabbed was

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<v Speaker 3>a beloved chicken that had been a resident of the

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<v Speaker 3>wildlife park for years, even had.

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<v Speaker 2>A name, Betty White. Now I say shot Betty White

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<v Speaker 2>to an alligator. Now I say charge him as just

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<v Speaker 2>sitting there with your kid and this his tunes of chicken.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, when I was a kid, you remember back

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<v Speaker 2>in the day gat and when they'd feed the gators.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure it was the best thing ever, right, But it's

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<v Speaker 2>not just some visitor throwing a live Betty.

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<v Speaker 3>White look over the chicken pen.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I'll just grab one of these. Yeah, charge him.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, he's facing up to two years in prison in

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<v Speaker 3>a twenty five thousand dollars fine.

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<v Speaker 2>I know about two years of president.

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<v Speaker 3>He won't get that. That's the maximum he could get.

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<v Speaker 3>Give give him, give him a little jail time. The

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<v Speaker 3>honest sentenced him to cheat chicken coops. I've had an

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<v Speaker 3>experience doing that. That'll be like cleaning rabbit okage. Just

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<v Speaker 3>that is, you know, just like guinea pigs, rabbits, they're cute.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what you chuck to the gators think got them convenient.

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<v Speaker 1>JR.

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