Speaker 1: Britage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of Idiotology. We let Chintaco one on one
Speaker 1: one w jr R.
Speaker 2: But you're freaking idiots, all right.
Speaker 3: This hour one Chataco Show brought you by Thursday night
Speaker 3: football Tomorrow night. We are headed to Brevard County, Melbourne,
Speaker 3: Wickham Road, Crickets, Cricket Sports bar yep Wickham Road.
Speaker 2: Gonna be there six to eight. Have JRR concert tickets
Speaker 2: to give away, bucket specials on neutral, budlight pitcher specials.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be a good night. We're out there before
Speaker 2: the football game. Okay, Crickets in Melbourne on Wickham Road,
Speaker 2: and yes we will have b wo stix.
Speaker 3: Something changes with all this because the storm or whatever.
Speaker 3: We are planning on going those unless we're told not
Speaker 3: to go. Yeah, so, but just know we will be there.
Speaker 3: It is our intention to be there and as of
Speaker 3: right now.
Speaker 2: To go there you go.
Speaker 3: So Coca Cola, I kind of saw this one coming.
Speaker 3: They are pulling their newest permanent flavor from the store
Speaker 3: shelves after only six months.
Speaker 2: Wait, they're pulling it.
Speaker 3: There there the newest addition to the line of Coca
Speaker 3: Cola Products, which was introduced six months ago as a
Speaker 3: new permanent flavor, is being pulled.
Speaker 2: I don't even remember what it was. I do because
Speaker 2: we brought it up on the show. No Coca Cola spice.
Speaker 2: I don't really see that taking hold obviously.
Speaker 3: Now I am team Coca Cola to the level of
Speaker 3: where if I'm out and I decide I'm going to
Speaker 3: have a soda and I order, it's coke zero for me.
Speaker 3: That's my jam thib. Sorry, we don't have coc we
Speaker 3: have PEPSI I go, well, I'll have iced tea. Then
Speaker 3: that's me. No, I get it. I tried the Coca
Speaker 3: Cola spice. I tried the zero version of it. I
Speaker 3: also tried the regular version of it when it came out.
Speaker 3: And I've never drank a bottle of pledge before really,
Speaker 3: but it's maybe what I might equate it to, like
Speaker 3: the furniture polish. It just had this weird yes, almost
Speaker 3: almost an oily type, and.
Speaker 2: I'm like, this isn't very good. I can I can
Speaker 2: imagine exactly what it would taste like, and now I'm good.
Speaker 3: When you heard about it being introduced, so you're like, oh,
Speaker 3: Coca Cola with like a hint of you know, cinnamon spice,
Speaker 3: which is what they were aiming for.
Speaker 2: No, it did. It didn't intrigue me when we talked
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 3: The first It sounds like it might work.
Speaker 2: Yeah, until I really picture a spice on a coke
Speaker 2: and I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, eh, yeah that, and it had like hints of raspberry.
Speaker 3: It was just a weird concoction, and I'm like, this
Speaker 3: just isn't cutting it. So I, you know, I moved on,
Speaker 3: so I'm not surprised. Yeah, I wonder how much this
Speaker 3: blunder cost this marketing bland.
Speaker 2: Do they have those Coca Cola dollars man dollars for days?
Speaker 2: I told you one of my buddy's wives was a
Speaker 2: head one of a head execs there. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: the amount of cash. I'm sure insane. A lot of
Speaker 2: decisions with that though.
Speaker 3: As long as we're on the subject of beverages, have
Speaker 3: you ever heard the term drink shaming?
Speaker 2: Is it shaming for somebody for drinking too much?
Speaker 3: No? No, no, no, no, there there Actually I think there
Speaker 3: was an episode of Frasier that kind of dealt with this.
Speaker 2: Oh I remember, is this where you shame somebody for
Speaker 2: what they're drinking like like you're drinking a larger soda.
Speaker 3: No, it could be, but this specifically deals with coffee.
Speaker 3: And now the uh you know, so many varieties and
Speaker 3: flavors and concoctions when it comes to coffee that people
Speaker 3: And they asked folks coffee drinkers about this. I can't
Speaker 3: speak to it. I don't drink coffee, so I don't know.
Speaker 3: Fifty percent of coffee drinkers are afraid to say they're
Speaker 3: customized drink order out loud when ordering, for fear of
Speaker 3: being drink shamed.
Speaker 2: See, neither of us can relate because we don't drink
Speaker 2: rite coffee. But I could see that happening with coffee
Speaker 2: snobs in seconds, just like oh, you have to carry
Speaker 2: the Starbucks cup around, you know, because you have to
Speaker 2: have your Starbucks pat. The new coffee place over where
Speaker 2: Bayblosh used to be, right, you know what I'm talking about,
Speaker 2: corner of four thirty six.
Speaker 3: And smack dab in the middle of the zone of operation.
Speaker 2: A little bit on the outs like the side skirts
Speaker 2: of it or the outskirts. But they're new, Okay, raisin
Speaker 2: canes opened in there. And then another place and this
Speaker 2: coffee joint pat There was a line of cars over
Speaker 2: one hundred deep the first the first couple weeks that
Speaker 2: went on. There is still the longest line you've ever seen.
Speaker 2: It's supposed to be the biggest competition from Starbucks.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna shame anybody when I sit there and
Speaker 3: I hear them talking about their Moca Latte whipped because vente.
Speaker 3: I don't know what any of that means. You might
Speaker 3: as well be speaking Mandarin to me. But I guess
Speaker 3: spewing all those commands out and wishes for what you
Speaker 3: need in your proper coffee can be a bit well, yeah,
Speaker 3: I guess I'm embarrassed.
Speaker 2: To say all this stuff coffee, your coffee, Oh, he's
Speaker 2: gay coffee. Dutch Brothers coffee is the one that I believe,
Speaker 2: that's Dutch Brothers. Wow, drink shaming? Do we have nothing
Speaker 2: better to worry about our lives?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Exactly? Somebody else's drinking shaking my head right again? When
Speaker 2: I hear I'm in a place where people are ordering
Speaker 2: stuff like this, I'm like.
Speaker 3: I don't even know what they're talking. It's like, I'm
Speaker 3: not about to shame something buddy for drinking something I
Speaker 3: know nothing about.
Speaker 2: A couple people texted in about the that Oreo coke
Speaker 2: was delicious, and then somebody else's brand new. I think
Speaker 2: it's somebody else said the new or coke coke Oreo yuck.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's brand new. That's a limited time thing. Okay,
Speaker 3: but the spiced one gone. They're yanking that. So if
Speaker 3: if you do, if you were one of the three
Speaker 3: people who like that, you might want to grab yourself
Speaker 3: a few to stock up.
Speaker 2: Somebody said, I was at a coffee shop in de
Speaker 2: Land and saw some hipster just climb up a tree
Speaker 2: in the patio area to drink his coffee. Yes, it
Speaker 2: is Dutch Brothers. The uh the place supposedly. Oh, it's
Speaker 2: like the line of people was crazy every time I
Speaker 2: passed it. Is that a chain?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Star Starbucks is quaking in their bootsht.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course not. But these are heavy hitters from
Speaker 2: what I hear. Right, Gray and Canes too, All right, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Let's get onto this animal cruelty story out of Australia.
Speaker 3: Fifty eight year old Peter Smith pleaded guilty yesterday to
Speaker 3: one kind of aggravated animal cruelty. His defense lawyer describes
Speaker 3: the case as very unusual. Peter was visiting a wildlife
Speaker 3: park in Australia. From the description of this and the
Speaker 3: pictures I'm looking at, and I have this story on
Speaker 3: our Facebook page, it's called Oakvale Wildlife Park. It looks
Speaker 3: like a combination wildlife park slash zoo type deal. You know,
Speaker 3: there's kids petting areas, there's exotic animals in certain areas.
Speaker 3: And what Peter did was he went over to an
Speaker 3: area where there were chickens, and he grabbed a live
Speaker 3: chicken and went over to the alligator pit and threw
Speaker 3: the chicken down into a hungry alligator who obviously feasted.
Speaker 3: This to the horror of other parkgoers there. And to
Speaker 3: make matters even worse, the chicken that he grabbed was
Speaker 3: a beloved chicken that had been a resident of the
Speaker 3: wildlife park for years, even had.
Speaker 2: A name, Betty White. Now I say shot Betty White
Speaker 2: to an alligator. Now I say charge him as just
Speaker 2: sitting there with your kid and this his tunes of chicken.
Speaker 2: I mean, when I was a kid, you remember back
Speaker 2: in the day gat and when they'd feed the gators.
Speaker 2: Sure it was the best thing ever, right, But it's
Speaker 2: not just some visitor throwing a live Betty.
Speaker 3: White look over the chicken pen.
Speaker 2: I know, I'll just grab one of these. Yeah, charge him.
Speaker 3: Wow, he's facing up to two years in prison in
Speaker 3: a twenty five thousand dollars fine.
Speaker 2: I know about two years of president.
Speaker 3: He won't get that. That's the maximum he could get.
Speaker 3: Give give him, give him a little jail time. The
Speaker 3: honest sentenced him to cheat chicken coops. I've had an
Speaker 3: experience doing that. That'll be like cleaning rabbit okage. Just
Speaker 3: that is, you know, just like guinea pigs, rabbits, they're cute.
Speaker 3: That's what you chuck to the gators think got them convenient.
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