Speaker 1: When your old career gives you lemons. Throwing some ice,
mixing some vodka.
Speaker 2: Color a podcast from the Mac of All Trade Studio
in Fairport and driven by Victor Chrysler Dots jeep Ram.
It's Billified, the Bill Moran Podcast.
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Speaker 4: Miss you guys? I guess I missed you.
Speaker 1: Man, stop somebody. Uh yeah, I was. I was out
and the guy was like talking to me about the podcast,
and he goes, you know, Laura's she's something, man, She's.
Speaker 5: Like that mouth row other things in Mexico?
Speaker 3: Whoa Where in Mexico did you go?
Speaker 4: We went to Tuloom So. Yeah, it's like forty five
minutes south of Cancun.
Speaker 1: Nice.
Speaker 5: It's like the Buffalo of Mexico.
Speaker 3: Is that what it is?
Speaker 4: It's define to Rochester. No, it was where we went
was quieter. It wasn't like the crazy.
Speaker 1: That's what I would look at the same thing. Yeah,
because I was looking at can I get out of
town for a minute and do I want to go
to an adult only.
Speaker 4: I mean the one that we went to. It was
like five different resorts, yeah, all in one. There was
two that were family friendly, two that were like luxury
a little nicer, and then one adults only. One. We
stayed at the luxury one that was right on the beach.
Speaker 5: Here's the thing that are you going alone?
Speaker 1: Just you? And you're right.
Speaker 5: A special friends take.
Speaker 1: I was honestly going alone. I was looking because none
of the breaks line up, and I was looking do
I go? Because you know the Mac of all Trade
Studios and Mac and then his wife Kelsey go to
uh Key West often. So I was looking down there
and like where could I go? And they have a
place called the h two oh, and it's all it's
adult only. And then I go, say, if you go
to Mexico, they might reverse ice you for drinking too much.
Then I go, a single guy at the day, I go,
that's a swigger.
Speaker 3: I go, that's a swigger. They wait to happen right there.
Speaker 5: Just put you pineapple up.
Speaker 4: Did you ever do a cruise like a solo cruise?
Speaker 1: Man, I've never done one, and I don't know why
they don't appeal to me any and everybody who's done
them has said they love them, right, So who am
I to say? But I've never done one? And then
a weekend, weekend gig on a cruise, no quick, no
thank you, no thank you? You were making fun of me
in the lasts, well they brought it out of.
Speaker 3: That is not the worst joke ever. That's a good
goddamn joke.
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you you should go away, though, even
if I just I need like I was just looking honestly, Laura,
I think I could do four days. I mean, you know,
I got a kid living with me, and I've got
different things, so there's probably some way I could do it.
Speaker 3: But I also don't want to.
Speaker 5: Can I come?
Speaker 4: I had told Joe I when we started planning this,
I wanted to do four days. I was like, four
days is my max? At like all inclusive, I get bored. Yeah,
we ended up being gone for seven because of the
fucking snows.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. And was it okay?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I mean we had we ended up planning it for
five days, and then when the storm we were supposed
to leave the Monday, that the storm that hit on
the Sunday all the way through Monday, we ended up
leaving early. Didn't know if we were going to get out,
So I didn't call our all inclusive to add another
day until we were about to board the plane in
Detroit to go all the way down to Kancoon because
then we left on Sunday and then we got stuck
on the way home in Atlanta and that was miserable
because all the flights were canceled the following weekend coming
home Jesus. So yeah, we stayed in Atlanta. It was
nineteen degrees snowing. We had no like jackets or anything,
and the hotels were all booked up, so we had
a disgusting hotel room. It was Yeah, we were ready
to come home. I think we were ready to We're
on each other's serves.
Speaker 1: Just wow, all right, that's point.
Speaker 4: At first I was like, ooh, you know, I've never
spent a night in Atlanta with a man, And then
choking around, I was like, whatever, we'll check out off
a news state. And then by the end of the
night we're like I just want to get some fucking sleep,
Like this is disgusting. Time to get home.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: We probably should have gone to a sex club instead
of staying at the hotel.
Speaker 1: Here's the funny thing because as I've been thinking about
this a lot, because it's almost like your identity on
the podcast a little bit, all that stuff you talk about.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, it's it's me. This is me all
the time.
Speaker 1: Though I know, I know.
Speaker 4: Like my friends aren't constantly like it's they're used to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I'm not saying it's bad. That's sometimes I'm saying.
Speaker 3: But here's the thing.
Speaker 1: I was because Kevin is a Patriots fan and we're
coming off Super Bowl sixty. I'm not the most exciting
super Bowl, I don't think in terms of just the
game itself, and yet so hard to play. I felt,
I actually felt for Drake May. You're twenty three years
old and you're playing on the biggest stage of your
life and they are coming for your head.
Speaker 5: It wasn't this time, he didn't get.
Speaker 1: And by the way, yes, that guy did. I mean,
what the Patriots have done this season, who wouldn't take
that right? And what does it say about the future?
And I think you only get better with reps. But
the funny thing is, like he said to me, and
I'm going to use teams loosely because I mean it
for a lot of different things I just don't don't
mean like the NFL or any sports team. But you
said that somebody was getting under your skin, and it
is a weird thing. Why do we take criticism and
I'm gonna say team, and you're gonna take it as
what I like the Patriots, and that's not that's not
exactly what I mean.
Speaker 3: Why do we.
Speaker 1: Take criticism for everything? If it's our political if it's
our sports team, if it's you know, I'll call it political.
I guess you say tribes more than anything, relationship arguments.
If you criticize what I love, you're criticizing me, and
it's really become like a I think it's an overriding
problem in society.
Speaker 5: I think a lot of it is just people that
are miserable that, yeah, their team or their person or
their wife or husband did something or is enjoying something
and and got something that they didn't get and they
want to be They want you to be shitty and
miserable about it too.
Speaker 3: Well, it's true, because I go most of us aren't.
Speaker 1: We're not we're not arguing necessarily facts on things, right,
or it feels like you're almost protecting your identity.
Speaker 4: I say that's exactly I was gonna say. They make
it their identity. I think it's when you're missing something
in your life, you just hold on to the identity
of being that fan or involved in that group or whatever.
Speaker 1: I know, Kevin's a Patriots fan. I don't identify you
as that. I don't I don't know. I identify you
as like a friend and a father, and you know
all these other things.
Speaker 3: That isn't your identity.
Speaker 5: But there was other effort, but ahead whole.
Speaker 1: But there are other people that you just see it.
And with sports kind of it's sort of laughable, right
because there's no real consequence in our life. But look
at the fucking world today. I go, oh my god,
you're criticizing me. I you're you're destroying my identity. And
I go, what are you arguing for?
Speaker 5: To protect what? Because they're miserable, they want they want
to bring you down. You're happy, and they wanted they
don't want you to be happy.
Speaker 4: The whole keyboard Warrior thing, I mean, it's just people
writing behind their computer screens or their phones, just antagonizing
other people.
Speaker 1: It was interesting because, uh, did you watched I assume
you watched, and you watched. Did you really turn over
to the hockey game? You did text me that you
were watching Sweden versus Finland. I thought, maybe that's true,
because I think teams they beat, uh women's team beat
Sweden today five nothing.
Speaker 5: The other day five or six and nothing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, so it sounds like, you know, we're
we're doing well there. But uh, you know, hockey is
the only sport I can think of. I mean, I
know there a lot of them are getting more global,
but the ones that are truly global to me are
hockey and soccer. You're pulling guys from around the globe
more or less.
Speaker 5: Football is trying to get there. I got that basketball
a little bit. Basketball I think is probably one of
the bigger ones.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I always just think soccer is.
Speaker 4: Like I gotta tell you something funny. When we were
in when we were in Mexico, the one of like
the concierge guys is talking to us, and he asked Joe,
like what sports he played, and Joe's like, I played basketball.
He's like, oh, from America, Like I thought that we
were all black players in America. And Joe just started
laughing so hard, like, yeah.
Speaker 3: That's funny.
Speaker 1: I mean, you can see where the perception would be
and amre J already are? And that's right man, if
you say that, now here's the weird part. I would
be uncomfortable saying that. I mean, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, thought that this was better. It's like, oh,
like white men play basketball too, And yeah, he was
just he was sort of confused.
Speaker 1: That's right, Larry.
Speaker 5: Then Joe called Ice and had deported.
Speaker 4: We were in fucking Mexico, staying at the nicer places
they would if you did get deported.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The uh then, uh what did what were your thoughts on? Uh, well,
it's your mind. I love the bad Bunny thing. I
really did. And I and I only say that because
I found it really entertaining and I thought it told
of a culture that's in our country. I didn't think
he was saying this is our country. I thought he
was saying, this is a culture that celebrated. And you know,
when you think about it, we've got hey, who wants Italian? Tonight?
Who wants Chinese? And we have restaurants that are that
are are specific to those things.
Speaker 3: And so why was this so so bad?
Speaker 5: Yeah? And I thought because it took me twenty minutes
to find the sap. But now my fucking remote, so
I can understand what the hell he was saying.
Speaker 1: And I didn't know what he was saying that what
he was saying.
Speaker 3: I watched it without it.
Speaker 5: But the pretty was good for your venezuela, and they
would have a second flyover.
Speaker 1: But the thing that the thing that.
Speaker 5: Was funny to me is I go.
Speaker 1: Okay, So we've had lots of shows, and one of
the big things that always comes out of it is
the lack of taste, the distastefulness of different things. I go, here,
you got a guy who combs out in a shirt
and tie and then puts on his uncle's you know,
I don't think anybody knew.
Speaker 3: At the moment.
Speaker 1: Yes, but it turned out to be his uncle played football,
and that was his uncle's number, and he put his
real name on the back, and and I thought it
was I just thought it was. I loved when they
came around the corner and it's a bunch of old
guys playing cards.
Speaker 4: It's old Peoball, the old lady who gave him like
the drink and like the kids I did, like, you know, I.
Speaker 1: Thought the whole thing I had no problem with it,
and I thought, that's you know, at some point everybody's
family came that way. I have to do a roots paper,
and I don't think that it's a roots paper the
way we would think, like we're going to yeah, do
you understand exactly? Well, I understand, yeah. But what I
mean is like I could go, oh, I have Civil
War discharge papers for a member of the Carney family,
which would be my paternal grandmother and her family.
Speaker 3: As to what they're talking about, they're going, where did
your biases?
Speaker 1: Where did your that was your family on the North, Yes,
we were discharge, but it's more about like what biases
do you have? Where are your blind spots? What? You know?
How were you brought up? And I thought, boy, will
we ever get there? Will we ever get there? Because
it's always it always was. It always was whatever group
was coming into this country at a certain point, they
were the bad people. And it was the Irish at
one point, and it was, believe it or not, the
Irish were and they were considered like the outsiders of
even Europe.
Speaker 4: And I mean there's always something I read it.
Speaker 1: It's always And I'm not saying that we should continue
to do that. I'm just going it hasn't changed really
throughout history. Whoever, like the Italians, right, they came over
and what they were called, all kinds of names and
all kinds of stuff, and then maybe the Irish, and
then you know, it's like everybody got their bottom of
the barrel until somebody came along and they did something
wonderful and we all go, hey, hey, look at these
that's America, baby, let's just get back to our roots.
Speaker 5: The polar.
Speaker 4: There was a meme that was going around. It was like,
if you're talking about the halftime show while you're eating
your chips and guacca and drinking tequila.
Speaker 1: H I mean, and look, I don't know. Here's the
other part of it is, I like, I love that
people are open to expressing their their their opinions now
because we kind of know where everything stands, you know
what I mean, I really do, And I think that
that's okay because if that is something that this country
uh promises in the idea of freedom of speech, you
can express yourself. Where people get confused on the speed
of freedom of speech is when it's uh privately owned airways.
That right, so you've got a big company and all
of a sudden, this big personality is gone because it's
not freedom speech, it's not me too, it's somebody with
dollars said I'm not supporting that, and the company got
scared because they're in the business of first and foremost
making money and not not costing money. So you know,
those are the things that I think that we often
get confused with in terms of what is and isn't.
But you have the right to to to say anything
you want, do anything you want.
Speaker 3: But I go, boy, well, you know we talk.
Speaker 1: About this, Will we ever get together? Will we ever
the conversation, Well, here was an opportunity.
Speaker 4: He was trying to unite people, and yeah he is.
You know, people are like, I don't know who he is.
I don't know his news that sure. If you look
at the Grammy, it's like, I didn't want he won
so many Grammys. He won Album of the Year, like
just popped up.
Speaker 5: I think that to be his subtle shot at something
like yeah, I think I think that was the kid
in the.
Speaker 4: Blue hat that got No, it wasn't. That's been disputed,
like it was supposed to be significant of him giving
it to himself.
Speaker 1: I thought the same thing when I watched it, you
know what, I interpreted that as him growing up watching
something going that's where I want to be, and is
his old self coming to his young self and going,
you made it.
Speaker 4: You made was actually Puerto rican And she was explaining
a lot of the innuendos to me about that.
Speaker 1: And by the way, Puerto Rico is a problem in
the United States. It's his US territory. You know.
Speaker 5: We did have that argument last night at the house, uh,
between Bob's daughter and me half in the bag Puerto
Rico's estate. No, it's not.
Speaker 3: It's not a state.
Speaker 4: I know, it's not.
Speaker 5: Puerto Rico's out of state. That we only have four
United States. You're about to graduate college.
Speaker 1: Really, this is the thing.
Speaker 5: It was like State America.
Speaker 4: I said that the halftime show made me think of
musical theater, like it seemed like a very theatrical performance.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I mean.
Speaker 4: And then if you if you look back and you
know the things of the power lines, the sugarcanes, like
there were so much meaning to it. But most people
aren't gonna sit there and look at that. They're just
gonna be like, did you look at any of the
other side the one.
Speaker 5: I haven't seen anything on it.
Speaker 1: I didn't because one I didn't know where I could
find it. I don't think I have turning point, and
maybe I do someone that I'm not I'm not familiar with.
Speaker 5: I said anything special in that one.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 1: I saw people making fun of it, and then I
saw people saying, I'm not watching this one. I went
over here and I thought, good, okay, that's okay. But
again it becomes like our identity and so almost like
I'm insulting you because I'm gonna go now, I'm gonna
stay here and watch Bad Money. Oh You're a fucking asshole.
Well no way, I'm not saying you could go do
what you want to do. That's my point with this
is I didn't care to have our team.
Speaker 5: I went and took a piss, got another beer and
a slice of pizza.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no, I'm with you.
Speaker 4: And I was busy watching the whole first half because
the game was so.
Speaker 1: I was busy watching it because it was mostly defense
and by the way, New England had a pretty damn
good defense too. They did.
Speaker 3: They were waiting. At any moment I was waiting.
Speaker 5: I kept every time they Donald would come on the field.
I'm like, make that mistake, come on, yeah, make that mistake.
Speaker 1: He didn't, and he didn't know, and Drake made maybe
maybe one. He was playing pretty protective football before that,
but he just didn't have any time the fourth quarter though,
wasn't it the fourth Yeah, he's I mean two back
to back. I go, that kid, You watch him, he's
going to be dangerous.
Speaker 5: If they were up by so much, they stopped blizzing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe, I don't know. I didn't see it, but
I thought one of them looked like a pass that.
I go, how did he even get it in there?
Donald had a couple of.
Speaker 5: Donald had the first and I think it was first
and third throw. They jumped her out and almost took it. Yeah,
And I'm like, and I kept texting my one buddy,
I'm like, just enough, we got it just enough and
it didn't.
Speaker 1: Know just enough? That is true. That's all you're looking for,
is enough? All right? Why don't we take a moment?
Anyone who want to try this? Uh? Celera age bourbon whiskey,
just a little bit.
Speaker 5: I'm sure you do so, yes, well, I really listen
back to episode and seventy three, where Bill talks about drinking.
Speaker 1: I did not want. No, I don't want to really
get I can't tonight, Ok.
Speaker 5: Here we go.
Speaker 7: No, I can't.
Speaker 5: I got I got stuff. I got someone by stuff.
I got bro.
Speaker 4: That's why when I walk in, I'm I'm gonna say like,
I was, like, I haven't seen you in a while.
The last time I was sort of around and listen
to a podcast was the alcohol podcast all the last one. Yeah,
because it was like the next day is when I left. Yeah,
because I had gone, well, I ran into you the
one night.
Speaker 1: At in a new place.
Speaker 4: But yeah, and I was like, huh, I wonder if Phil.
Speaker 1: We know that came down a little bit.
Speaker 3: I did a little bit.
Speaker 5: Yeah, a little bit.
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Speaker 5: But what about the other two weeks in that timeframe.
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No job too small. So I thought I was watching Modern.
Speaker 3: Family had that same like little.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wish English is I.
Speaker 3: Think now the most widely spoken I know this.
Speaker 1: Any flight team, any any flight anywhere in the world,
the cabin has to speak English. Really yeah, because my mother,
my sister, is a linguist and she wants to be
uh an aviation English teacher.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's so cool.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know it existed. But that's just yeah,
so everybody has to speak English. Interesting, isn't that interesting?
It's not the same thing. I'm such a nerd, though,
bottle while, I know what else.
Speaker 5: Has been happening in your world? Since it has been
a while.
Speaker 4: It has been a while. I feel like it's been
a lot. I mean, the vacation was very nice. Yeah,
work has been busy, the kids, sports, I mean, yeah,
it's just life. I mean this weekend I had something Friday, Saturday, Sunday, like, yeah,
there's not really that time to sit back and breathe
as much.
Speaker 1: No, And I and I don't know if that's good
or bad. I know, because I think of that often myself.
You know, you're running around, you're running around, and you've
got stuff, and and you still have somebody else that
is not necessarily in your life but will always be
in your life. And I'm talking about your ex husband
and how all that goes, you know. And it was
funny because I was telling you off air about you know,
I did actually a podcast talking about going to dinner,
and I said, this isn't the life I plan, but
it's the life I'm in, so I'm going to make
the best of the life I'm in.
Speaker 4: I couldn't imagine sitting down at a dinner with just
like you wouldn't do my acts in both of our kids.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I loved it, but my guys are old.
Speaker 1: Yeah, er but oh twenty five twenty four girlfriends building lives,
and so to me, it was fine, And I don't
have any animosity, and I also have this is I
don't know if you're going to agree with this or not.
This is gonna get a little weird. But I was
trying to think because the term that we hear a
lot in relationships a lot of times or people is
I just wanted closure. I just wanted closure. And I
always thought, you know, closure, What did it really mean
that everything was tied up and it came to an
end and we kind of just went this way, and
I go, for me, you want to know, a closure?
Sitting at that table and not having to explain myself
to anybody, Yeah, you.
Speaker 5: Know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I just felt like at that point, I'm not here
to litigate the past, and I'm not going to litigate
it with anybody else. And that's not what this is about,
because you know it hurts, it benefits no one. And
I thought, to me, closure is just that I think
happened at the table, babe.
Speaker 4: At first, I was like when we first divorced, I
very much was like, I want us to still do
family things occasionally.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like still do.
Speaker 4: Stuff the four of us. And probably a year into it,
he like flipped out on me randomly and was like,
we're not doing anything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and so he was hurt bad, is what it
sounds like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but like by that point he had already been
with his girlfriend for maybe a year, and it was just.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, that's a great now.
Speaker 4: No, I know when I first met her. When I
met her, I had told Ethan that I wanted, like
to go out with Christine, just the two of us,
just to sort of explain because I want.
Speaker 5: To no chance you would allow me for a drink,
don't do. I want a new relationship where she doesn't
know all my bullshit and give her No.
Speaker 1: Here's what I'm thinking. I don't think that's what it
was to talk about. I think it was to talk
about your kids.
Speaker 4: It was to talk about the kids specifically.
Speaker 1: I don't think so I really know, please.
Speaker 6: I mean, my.
Speaker 4: Little one has is I've talked about, like behavioral issues
and ADHD, and like you, I sort of wanted to
talk to her like, hey, he may like it be
sensory and want to be touching you like or he
may just be very very shy and like you gotta
just why can't because.
Speaker 1: Because he doesn't pay attention to that shit.
Speaker 3: Because the mom's got all that, they know it all.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, at least, at least in my world,
you you may be a little more tuned in honestly,
as a husband than most people with your kids. I
don't know if you are with your.
Speaker 4: But I just hope it's funny because when I started
dating Joe and I'm explaining Cam to Joe, I'm like, look,
Cam is a little different, like he has some diagnosi.
He is, he's on medication and everything. Joe, it took
him a little bit to understand how Cam functioned.
Speaker 5: Take Joe out.
Speaker 4: Huh.
Speaker 5: We didn't let Ethan take Joe out.
Speaker 4: I asked Ethan and I go before the kids meet Joe,
because I wanted to meet Christine before the kids met her.
It happened, and then she told Ethan, Why is Laura
trying to be my friend? I'm like, I'm not trying
to be your friend. I'm trying to trust you around
my kids, especially Camden, who is very attached. This is
something that I've never isn't like good with his dad.
Speaker 1: I've never heard this talked about. Yeah, I never have.
And when you think about it, like they talk about
like the maternal mother child connection. Right, you were inside
the body, it lay on the chest as soon as
you're born, you hear the heartbeat. There's a connection. There's
almost an unspoken language. You know, you're like a couple
of whales swimming in the ocean. Maybe that was a
bad analogy, but you know what I'm saying, Like, right,
and you have your own language and you have your
own way. And now to realize that what the relationship
you were in, right you okay? And but that means
somebody else could be stepping into a role, not your role,
I would hope not but trying, but in a role
where they be around your kids. And think about that.
I mean, you do it with babysitters, and you do
it with strangers, and you do it with neighbors, and
you do it with everybody in your life, and now
all of a sudden, we're supposed to sort of go, well,
I trust this judgment. Why aren't you still together?
Speaker 5: Well yeah, and then think she wouldn't stop fucking negative.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 4: But like our kids were so different, Like Lucas was
just that easy, typical kid. Like Cam had issues. He's
had issues ever since he was young. And when Ethan
and I split, he had a very hard time with
therapy days if he had been coming from me, like
his therapist had text up would text me and be like,
Cam doesn't want to cooperate today, he's shutting down. He
just says he misses you. Like him and I were
always really really connected. You know, I only works part time,
and I was the one taking him to all his
therapy appointments and doing all these things with him. So
him and I just have this connection. And I was
trying to make sure that Christine understood that around this kid,
Oh he is a mama's boy. He still is.
Speaker 3: Behind the sick.
Speaker 4: We would say that to his face.
Speaker 1: Like and he little bit, Yeah, well I want to.
Speaker 4: Call him a little bit. But I'd be like, Kim,
You're I still called my Koala. Yeah, he's eight and
a half and he still likes to be right next
to me. Yeah, I'm still he.
Speaker 1: Does leave, he does go to your his dad's house, right, Yeah,
And he does do those things.
Speaker 4: He's been in therapys, like mom dead, He's been in
therapy for three years, and a lot of times he
still talks about like his relationship with his dad to
his therapist, Like Kase, she'll sort of be like, this
is what he expressed today, you know, so, but no.
When I asked Ethan, I was like, I'm dating someone.
Do you want to meet him before the kids?
Speaker 1: I think that's like, again, I am beyond this. I
don't know the emotional state of all that stuff because
it's hard, and it would be uncomfortable and you would
get pissed off and feel awkward and why am I
doing this? But when you stop, if you don't keep
the kids in focus, it is the ramifications of that
are really hard to deal with. And not just the ramifications,
but also the guilt that will come with it. It
really does. And so when I hear you say these things,
and I know that people's finers get tight. You know,
if you're a guy and you're listening to this and
like Kevin. His reaction is not abnormal at all, right,
And I don't know why. I kind of felt like
it wasn't about Ethan and it was about the kids.
Speaker 5: Kevin.
Speaker 1: Maybe right, there may be some spillage over, but probably not.
You don't want to hear about what they do.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't be interested at all.
Speaker 1: Maybe you, but.
Speaker 3: He really likes it when you know.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's something I feel like has never talked about.
Maybe I'm wrong, I just have never seen it. But
I'm not seeking it out either. But it is an
interesting thing because it's really hard, and I've got to
think it's probably harder for women than it is for
guys because we don't have that maternal instinct. You know.
My big thing always was with my kids, you know, bullying,
and bullying became a big thing was and rightfully so,
I suppose. I mean, probably one of my recent things
that kind of hit me in the face a little
bit was a podcast we did with Kevin Son and
Kevin's buddy, and I talked about all the shit I
did in locker rooms, and they looked at me like
I had four fucking heads, and they go, we just
don't do that stuff. It doesn't even come up. It's
like they have a respect for each other, which you
should have. Yeah, So this anti bullying stuff that we
always talked about that kids went home and some kids
were committing suicide, especially because you know if you got
bullied Back when I was growing up in the olden days,
I went home, I shut my door and ended right
and ended. Now it's I go home and I turn
on my computer and it's still there. Oh yeah, and
now it's even worse because they're taking pictures of me
and making shit or my phone or whatever. So I
remember like one of my boys getting taped by somebody.
Some kid asked him, Hey, what girl do you like
and taped them saying it and then put it out
on Snapchat. And I think my reaction was like, who
fucking cares? You know they who fucking cares? Privately to
my wife at the time, and she made a big
deal about it to me, and it felt like a
bit of an overreaction. But then maybe I'm not tuned
into the kid because the kid feels like, but you
know what's gonna you? Being older, you know that if
that girl finds out somebody likes them, she may not
outwardly say she likes you because she's young too and
doesn't know how to handle this. But believe me, it's
nice to know that somebody else finds you attractive. And
I always thought the bullying thing was like, so you
get if we get pushed on the playground, you skin
your knee, learn, you learn, you'll learn to kind of
protect yourself, find your own people, all that stuff. But
everybody's much nicer now than I was a kid. I
tell you that, at least it seems that way.
Speaker 5: I don't know. I just want to know how the
set at dinner was at the fifteen year old end
of the table, because that's the bully right there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he picks on those guys bad. He goes at them. Really, Jordan, Really,
this is what you're gonna do, is hey, listen? Listen
to Jordan. I mean he knows everything.
Speaker 4: It's like, did they used to beat up Jamison?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: They didn't.
Speaker 4: Maybe, and that's what we consider.
Speaker 1: Jamison used to sit in his high chair and he
had a sippy cup and he would launch it and
he could hit them in the back of the head
from across the room. And I swear he knew what
he was doing. And I mean you would hear all
of a sudden.
Speaker 5: Oh, come on, Jamison.
Speaker 1: You know. And Jamison was always like from the jump,
he was a kid that I'll give you one. I
used to I would lose sometimes lose it. Can you imagine?
And I would go, God damn it Jamison, and he
would spill like something or something. I'd be God damn
it Jamison. He once looks at me and goes, God
damn it Jamison, God, and he starts a whole song
and dance with goddamn it Jamison. And he might have
been four three or four war three.
Speaker 3: Or four years old.
Speaker 1: I go, this kid, I'm fucked.
Speaker 3: There's nothing it was.
Speaker 1: It was like the ship I thought and never did.
Speaker 3: And he did it.
Speaker 1: He just did it.
Speaker 4: And then Lucas antagonizes camm In so much, and Joe
constantly goes to Lucas, I can't wait until cam gets bigger.
It just socks you what like, gives it right back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it all happened at some point.
Speaker 5: All happened.
Speaker 1: And it's brothers. That's what that's what, that's what goes on.
Speaker 5: I mean, you have him, Brady's got the gene. He
he will he will get at the other two. Yeah,
Brady gets at everybody.
Speaker 3: He got it.
Speaker 5: He was getting at Keith the other day and he's like,
this kid's fucking bullying me. Fucking this kid's fucking bullying me.
What the hell?
Speaker 1: It's kind of funny. It is kind of funny. So
what happens in those situations you meet with him? What
did he say to the meeting with Joe?
Speaker 4: You're actually he's a Laura. I have no interest in
meeting the guy that you're talking to.
Speaker 1: Okay, but well I think it's not like I mean.
And then in the moment, like we get my knee
jerk reactly go back five years. If that happened, my
knee jerk reactionally, fuck that. I want absolutely nothing to
do with it. Now. If it was, I'd be like, yeah,
I'd like to know who's gonna be around my kids.
Speaker 5: I appreciate you.
Speaker 1: I appreciate you giving me that opportunity, but we don't.
Most guys don't think that way. They just don't.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you the best.
Speaker 5: If they became fucking buddies.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 4: They text now more, and I text Christine more. But
like when the first time that Ethan did meet Joe,
Ethan and Christine had bought their house and Lucas wanted
to have us over so he could show me and
Joe his new house. Okay, Ethan had never met Joe.
Joe showed up like the door. He sees Joe's size,
He's like, hey, do you mind helping me hang a TV?
Never met him, like, and they hung a TV and
Christine and I were.
Speaker 1: Like, is Ethan not the same size as.
Speaker 4: Is definitely smaller? Like, I mean, Joe's a big guy
all around.
Speaker 1: Stop that I knew. I knew if I asked this
question all around. Sometimes I'm sorry, this is the bad
part of me. I can see, like three, I know
what's going to happen if I say this. This is
how this domino is most likely going to fall.
Speaker 5: Not always true, but on the other side of it, too,
is he'll insinuate something and then look at me, you know,
because we share a brig.
Speaker 4: When we went ziplining in Mexico, the people looked at Joe.
They're like, really, like he was too tall. So the
last two of the ziplines he had to like get
off and couldn't do that.
Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, it was so.
Speaker 3: Why like he would hit the tops of the trees.
Speaker 4: He was hitting the top it was yeah.
Speaker 1: Well you get hurt doing that?
Speaker 5: Yeah, sown.
Speaker 4: But yeah, now I mean now we get along. You know. Yeah,
I'm not going to say that I'm friends with Ethan
or you're not looking.
Speaker 1: To be friends with them. You're looking to protect the
joint interest of your kids.
Speaker 4: But like that's the difference, you know, again between sports
therapy sessions things. There's sometimes things that I need to
explain to all the other, to both Ethan and Christina
and Joe, and we have a group chat that will
text in sometimes.
Speaker 5: I'm smarter than all three of them.
Speaker 3: No, I don't.
Speaker 1: And that's probably honestly, as Kevin says that I wouldn't
be surprised if that thought runs through somebody on that
group's text head. But I would think that it has
to do with the fact that you're the one who's
most connected to these two human beings. Yeah, you are
more connected no matter what, at least at this point
in their lives, they're young.
Speaker 4: Well, it's also you know, sometimes again Camden has a
lot of like doctor's appointments. It's like, Okay, I have
this doctor's pointing covered. Who can take him to the
next one. Or he's supposed to get medication like every
other day, but once in a while if it skips, like, hey,
I gave him his meds on Tuesday, make sure he
gets them on Wednesday or Thursday.
Speaker 1: Night, right, But nobody else is thinking that way. No,
I don't think I got to be honest, I knew
very little of what was happening in terms of that
realm my fault.
Speaker 5: I still know very little.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm on top of my ship now, mister,
I'm on top of my shit. I've been making all
kinds of food and steak and lasagnas, And.
Speaker 5: Where's your kid at three o'clock in the morning. I don't.
Speaker 3: I didn't know he left.
Speaker 1: I was in bed. What do you want me to do?
I was asleep? What was I gonna do? I heard
a story. It's scary, but it's nothing. The thing that
I've always said about like the kids is they're not
doing anything that is so off the reservation, so to speak. Yeah,
you know what I mean, they're not so outside the
vent circle of normal that you go this kid's really No,
they're not. They're right maybe on the edge or whatever.
They're the guys that push the boundaries who sometimes are
turn out to be the most wonderful people.
Speaker 4: And like, both of our houses have different rules. Yeah,
you know Ethan's house, he doesn't allow the kids to
watch Stranger Things. I don't think it's that bad of
a show. So at my house, I don't care. Lucas
watch Stranger Things if you want to. Over the weekend,
Lucas decides to tell us my at a family member announced.
Speaker 5: Those watch hardcore porn? Similar whoa how hen?
Speaker 4: So I had a family member announce a pregnancy and like,
joking around, an elderly member was like, hey, how'd that happen?
And as a joke, she goes, oh, you know the
birds and the bees, and Lucas looks ad. Joe and
I he goes, I know what that means? Okay, were like,
what do you mean? And he's like, I know what sucks.
Speaker 3: Is Yeah, but.
Speaker 4: He's ten.
Speaker 1: No, it's not that outrageous, so hold.
Speaker 4: On, So I go, what is it when a boy
sticks his dick in a girls spot?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 1: Keep going, Mormons.
Speaker 4: So so I was like, okay, we're gonna table this conversation.
We're going to table this conversation. But when you're when
we're ready to have this conversation, not at a family gathering,
like you were talking to mommy and Joe. You're not
talking to your dad and Christine about it. You're talking
to Mommy and Joe. So we ended up finding out
he has Christine has two older boys.
Speaker 1: Oh well, this is all the two older boys you
name two inches lower than or higher. No, but the
thing is, like, this is what kids did right on
the bus and everything. When I was fifth grade, how
old are your fifth grade? Ten?
Speaker 4: He's in fifth tent almost a lot of ten.
Speaker 3: We had a group.
Speaker 1: There was a back room in the library and we
would go in there and they kept no they didn't,
but they kept the Encyclopedia Britannica, and we looked up
sex and we looked up all this stuff. And we
would sit there and people would take turns reading out
loud to like four or five of us. I think
I had an internal boner my entire fifth grade year
just thinking about that. And I like this girl in
her name. She had maybe one of the worst names ever,
Becky Ball, And I thought Becky Ball was like the thing,
and I don't know, it's it's not again not out
of the realm and you're going to get wrong information
when you listen to the older kids that are going
to tell you they actually believe it. But he has
to say that what would his dad say.
Speaker 4: He's just too awkward to like talk about it, like
I think he would make Lucas feel really really awkward
and not answer questions.
Speaker 5: He's going to need to figure it out soon, though,
because she's getting to that age where you start figuring
things out.
Speaker 4: Well, and that's the h we do. That's a lot yesterday.
Speaker 5: Then you know, I've seen this. If I touch it,
it feels even better.
Speaker 4: In the kitchen and we're like, oh, we're gonna go
upstairs and get ready, and Lucas is like, I know
what you mean, and we're like, mom's a ship. This
is really gonna like because a lot of time one
of us I'm gonna go take a shower and the
other one's going to just go get ready and brush
their teeth. But now he's like calling us out, like
this is gonna change shit.
Speaker 1: Well for a while, it may. You might have to
get a hotel room. Yeah, right, why what's wrong with that, Lily?
You know, knocking the door.
Speaker 5: We'll just give you the code to hair you can
use the table like.
Speaker 4: Oh, I mean there is a window you do like that.
Speaker 1: It is weird because if you don't say anything, this
is the other because I remember one of the boys,
uh mom finding out they were watching porn and then
it was like and she was more concerned, not that
he was watching porn, but that there was it was
like really kind of heavy. I don't know, maybe I
don't think it was abusive, but it was a it
was hair pulling, and she's like, you know, and I
remember thinking, how do I explain to him that this
isn't what it is going to be? Like, yeah, you
know what I mean? And I and I remember because
I was kind of fucked up in that department. As
a kid, parents never talked to me about sex. They
were educators, They never talked to me about sex. They didn't.
Everything was like kind of awkward. Taboo was weird. And
did your brother did your brother get sex talker? No,
my brother was smart enough to go, oh, you mean
when the sperm and he would say it like that
it's the egg because that way we had there was
a I think there was a health teacher who did
it and he would come home and explain everything to
my parents, and he would mimic the health teacher as
a sperm. I think they had a lisp or something.
And yeah, so that like alleviated my parents. But they
never really talked to me. And I was older significantly.
I was five years older, my sister eight years older
than my brother. So you were almost at times. You
were never in the same school at the same time,
and some people didn't.
Speaker 3: Even know where were related. And uh.
Speaker 1: Probably probably smartly so because I think one time, almost
as a negative, my father said, yeah, we ran into
so so they couldn't believe that you were related to
these two, like I was some kind of fuck up,
and the rest of them were all these wonderful, fucking
walk on water.
Speaker 3: But I go, okay, I got it.
Speaker 1: I got yah, I got ya, I got ya. But
the sex thing, they made it awkward. And I had
been molested and you wouldn't tell them anything, and so
I remember, like, here's the thing, and I have to
write this roots paper and I'm I'm just spilling my
guts and then I'm going to try to pare it
down and I have to do it by tomorrow. So
good luck, I know. But and then I have to
stand up and give a seven minute presentation. But the
thing that was coming out to me is that I
can see where this has kind of really fucked me
up in a lot of ways. Because one of the
worst things you could be in the nineteen eighties, and
remember that's when aids came about, That's when all that
stuff started to come. That was when your grandmother would say, oh,
the US filthy people. And then you would get like,
you know, this is God saying that your life is sinful. Really,
this is what people were saying. And there were people
that were kind of influential on my life, and so
I knew that at the age of seven, but it
didn't matter like I can look now and go, you
were seven. You were seven, But at the time, it
doesn't registers that. It means like, oh shit, I did
a gay act and I can't let anybody know because
this is horrible. And what if I do have ages
and I won't make out with a girl because she'll
have to totally know that I don't know what I'm
doing and I must be gay. And so being gay
was the worst fucking thing you could do. There was
Do you think there was a parent, I could talk
to you about that. There wasn't anybody. So when my
kid was almost named the kid who was looking at
the porn, I remember walking into his room and just saying, I, hey, look,
I get it because I went in. I used to
look for the filthiest shit I could fucking find. Once
I realized, and I and I don't know if I
was trying to convince myself I wasn't gay because I
had done a gay thing and I didn't want to
be gay and I really liked girls. So this was
all fucked up in my head. But that was part
of the reason I had to go live with my uncle.
My father found again, like this glossy magazine of the worst,
filthiest fucking porn. I could still picture this guy had
a fucking rail and she's like, oh, and he's holding
you know what I mean, like it's a lightsaber in
his fucking hand, and I but like, that was the shit,
and I go, that's fucked up, because I guarantee you
I'd never ever in my life talked about it with
any of my buddies or anything, and I know that
none of them probably looked at it. And we could
even ask Kevin. I mean, Kevin had a bunch of
friends who was on the hockey team, who's popular Guysstely
is No. What I'm saying is I don't think they
that any of his buddies ever looked at that kind
of porn. I don't think any he even talked about it.
We didn't there you go. It was like we just
looked at it the taboo right individually, right or to
get or you're not playing Fritter. No, I didn't know
if someone slid to your magsa you go see what
my dad's got here. But it is a weird conversation,
and I applaud.
Speaker 4: You for trying to I mean, yeah, I also feel
like I need to his group of mom loves it
in the run his group of friends. I'm really close
with their moms, so I sort of want to talk
to them, like have your approach to you, you know,
But yeah, I talked to all of them this year.
When Lucas told me that Santa Claus wasn't real, I
was like, guys, just so you know, like Lucas knows
Santa Claus isn't real, and then.
Speaker 5: You don't want to ruin for an A lot of them.
Speaker 4: Are like, lats know this is being talked about like
my kid still my kid knows or my kid still believes.
And so then I had to be like, Lucas, do
not take away the magic for other people.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm thinking in the right direction
or not. Well, let's take a quick break. But you're
very real and very honest, right, and and everything you're
saying here is there's nothing offensive about it, because there
are times where an adult goes, I'm just being honest
and I and I feel like I don't know, you know,
I'm telling the truth or what.
Speaker 4: I always tell.
Speaker 3: No, I know you do, but you know how, here's the.
Speaker 1: Thing that I'm trying to think of, and I'm drinking
some whiskey that came in and the last thing, so
I apologize, and I haven't eaten much today, so it'll
go pretty good. I'm just being honest. When adults say
I'm just being honest to me, it's like the same
thing as going no offense, but I'm.
Speaker 4: Gonna judge you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I feel like everything you're saying is honest
and helpful, not honest and hurtful.
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Speaker 5: Year public service announcement, Gentlemen, you have just over a year.
Super Bowl Sunday is Valentine's Day? Next year?
Speaker 1: No? It is?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Wait, why is it that late?
Speaker 5: They're pushing. They want to go as long as they can.
Speaker 1: Of course they do. I mean I get that, but
that feels really late. That's three weeks after the it's
still only two after What have they had.
Speaker 5: A pushing a week later? They don't start Labor Day weekend?
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Speaker 6: And you.
Speaker 1: How do you know everybody's fantasy? I don't know. Some
people get asked and invited places. Our friend, Uh, he'll
be perfect, Greg, No, Greg was I wrote. I just
randomly texted Greg and I just go, hey, man, you
cross my mind. Hope you're doing well, Hope the weather's
better where you are. Blah bah blah. I got a
bunch of pictures of him and his girlfriend in Napa
and then they were heading up to U super Bowl
party after that, and I go, now, that guy, but see,
not everybody has what that guy's got that guy could
handle Valentine's Day and the super Bowl and pulled off
and fucking pull it off.
Speaker 5: I'm keep him off.
Speaker 4: Shut photos.
Speaker 1: Uh, she had posted, Okay, I guess we're friends. I don't.
I haven't. I think we are. I don't mean like
that social media and I don't. I don't know if
I saw it or not saw I did. I'm glad
I like that.
Speaker 3: I do too.
Speaker 5: I do too.
Speaker 1: I have no problem with her. I'm just saying, like
I get it. You know, for some people, Valentine's Day
is a big deal. It wasn't to me.
Speaker 4: I hate it. Why I've always hated it.
Speaker 1: I'll come because I what ruined you.
Speaker 4: My mom got her official divorce papers from my dad
Valentine's Day.
Speaker 7: Go.
Speaker 4: I don't think I even knew that until later on.
Speaker 5: But I just hurt you.
Speaker 4: No, I don't like that, Like you have to be
reminded to express.
Speaker 1: Love, like I agree, and then like.
Speaker 4: The price of everything goes up and it's just like
all that.
Speaker 1: Here's something jazz.
Speaker 5: These bras will sit there and tell you, I fucking
hate Valentine's Day. I fucking hate it.
Speaker 1: Comes through it not that what the fuck.
Speaker 4: Oh no, I don't get anything.
Speaker 1: I do not get high hard over.
Speaker 3: It's coming in fast just once a year.
Speaker 6: Guy.
Speaker 1: No, But I'm one with you. I I can understand that.
I always thought the dumbest thing ever to me, and
it was I don't know why. It was the guys
who tried to go well a month later it's uh
staking a beak. Yeah, And I always, for whatever reason,
I fucking hated that more than I hated Valentine's I mean,
and the only reason I hated is like, I like
both those things a lot, but I'm just like, I
don't know. It just felt dumb. It just felt crass based, stupid,
neanderthalish to me. It just did.
Speaker 5: But you're thinking this, huh, you're going to celebrate the
share that aren't.
Speaker 1: Privately, I have a budget.
Speaker 5: We're going to play the big boy neumber one answer. Maybe.
Speaker 6: So.
Speaker 1: The weird thing is with Valentine's Day, though my mom
made it like a big deal, you know. So I
remember like one year my dad had This is how
weird my parents were. My dad had made xerox copies
of work of Hearts and he stuck them inside every cabinet.
They must have stayed there until July. You know what
I mean.
Speaker 3: They never like not that shit up.
Speaker 1: So I was just fucking But she makes a big
deal out of Valentine's Day. And that's why part of
the reason I'm still going to see her this weekend. Yeah,
because she said to me, well, you know, it's Valentine's Day.
I thought I was going to take my son to Maine,
and I realized the fisher schedule didn't line up with
his and for him to you know, ski and snowboard,
and I said, you're halfway, so I'll stop at you
and then we'll go up. And then I said to her, listen,
I can't I got them in where I'm going to
do something here. Are you still going to come that weekend?
And I said, oh, yeah, I think we will.
Speaker 3: We'll come down, and she goes, well, I need some help.
Speaker 1: I'sup and it's Valentine's Day weekend and I just don't
want to be alone. And I'm like, I never got
my mom anything in which she would get very, very offended.
And I probably was a teenager, and I go, it's
fucking creepy for me to get my mother anything for
Valentine's Day. But I come from like such a misogynistic
thinking family, and I'll say that in that there were
gender roles and this is what you did and this
is what she did. I don't know that it's like
that these days, and there are members of my family
go he realized it's pretty misogynistic. I didn't at the time.
But my grandmother would send Valentine's Day gifts to all
the boys in the family, and my grandfather would send
them to all the girls, very specific. And I still
find it creepy because I always thought I was like
Valentine's The's my cupid fallen in love fucking each other.
Speaker 5: I go, I don't want to.
Speaker 1: And my mom ugh. Well, now that I'm old and
my mom's even older, I'm like I said to her.
She goes, you know, if it's too much, I understand,
I go, I'm coming down.
Speaker 5: You photo copy hearts and put them in their cabinet.
Speaker 1: No, I'm gonna photocopy hearts a bunch of heart and
then put it in there like that.
Speaker 3: But you know what my brother did.
Speaker 1: One year, my brother and his buddies were he went
to a wedding because he studied over in Europe and
became great friends with some guys, and one guy was
getting married in Italy, so they went over and they
went to a vineyard winery and they were doing wine
tastings and stuff, and then they decided no Asians, no pairs.
They decided that this would be a great place to
strip down and pose. So all the guys are like
half they're naked. They're completely naked, not showing they have
like a grape leaf over or this, or they're doing
things like this with their.
Speaker 3: Finger on their butt.
Speaker 1: They made a fucking calendar out of it, and my
brother gave it to my grandmother, who fucking loved it.
Oh my god, it's her grandson and his buddies all naked.
That is twelve twelve different poses. It's some watery in Italy,
that is.
Speaker 4: That's I do think that's funny.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I mean that was great. But that's what
that's my brother, that's you know, the creative marine.
Speaker 4: My step brother, well not my stepbrother, my brother in law.
One time was at my dad's house and found my
dad's third wife's lingerie who put it on and posed
all around in her lingerie. And then they printed them
out and framed them and gifted them to my dad
and his wife. Oh at Christmas. Oh god, they're still
framed photos with my brother in law, like fifteen years ago,
wearing's launcher.
Speaker 1: Hang on a second, because this is this is this
is strange. What was their reaction to him? Because I'm not.
Speaker 4: Sure they thought it was hilarious.
Speaker 1: Well, I would have, like, you want to know something.
I would have held back my reaction until I saw hers. Yeah,
to like will Smith this like I left prematurely. Here
I come to slap you across the face because if
she didn't find it funny, then I can't be fucking
well do I I could have probably gone lighten up,
lighten up.
Speaker 4: No, he like sprawled on the back.
Speaker 3: God, that is so funny.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. Must she must have never put
that launderie back on because it had to be stretched
out to be stretched out as.
Speaker 5: You get older, they put weight on, helped her, helped
her out.
Speaker 4: But no, I think things like that are so funny.
Speaker 3: It was really funny.
Speaker 1: But my mom made Valentine's Day creepy for me. And
do you remember, like I don't know if they had
this in your high school, but you could get flowers
and stuff hours and so I think they stopped that
when I got into ninth grade because they knew.
Speaker 4: We definitely could do eight grade.
Speaker 5: We know he's gonna do something stupid.
Speaker 1: So seventh and eighth grade, right, And I remember getting
you got it was different levels. You had white, pink
and red carnations, okay, And I think they stuck it
in your locker. I don't know how they did that
because it was locked, so you got one.
Speaker 3: Maybe it was delivered, you.
Speaker 4: Would they would come to like a classroom.
Speaker 1: Okay, it would. I think they taped it to the locker.
I think you're right. I think they taped it to
the locker. So then I get there and it was
sort of anonymous, and I knew the girl that I
was like, I had a pretty good batting average of
who did this, and I didn't want anything really to
do with this girl. So I took it and I
kind of threw it in my locker. I just left
it there, and this is where my dad had some
good stuff. I came home and I get the oh,
I get any carnations?
Speaker 5: Anythink it's cool.
Speaker 1: You know one one or something, And my Dad's like,
what did you do with it? I got through in
my locker and he chewed my ass out. Do you
know how hard it is for that young lady to
step out on a limb like this and you do that.
That was a really bad move on your part. You
cannot do that. That is, she was putting herself out there,
whether you like her or not. You absolutely you should
have carried that around all day.
Speaker 3: Blah blah. I'm going fucking carry.
Speaker 5: Around all day the assholes I hang out with. It's
the same way you put the picture of the cow
out of the Printon.
Speaker 1: No, it was not, it was not. It was not.
I had an experience with that young lady many many
years later, but there was a It was just like
one of those things. And I even remember, like I
got asked to go when I was in tentary to
the junior prom and I get a.
Speaker 3: Call, hey, would you go to the problem with a
B or C?
Speaker 1: And you always know the least desirable is the one
that's gonna go, right, So I go, yeah, fine, So
I don't I'm trying. I'm like, I don't want to write.
I'm like Instantly my whole body goes And somehow the
parents knew that this was coming, and my old man
fucking chewing. Not yeah, he chewed my ass out. He's like,
if she calls and asks you, you say, yes, you
are a gentleman. You treat her like she's the only
woman in the room. You walk in with her. You
you either hold her hand or a link. You make
her feel extremely special. I'm going, I'm fucking in tenth.
Speaker 5: Grade and you accept that.
Speaker 3: Fucking what the fuck are you say?
Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 1: So I wound up going. I wound up going. And
then it was exactly like I thought, oh god, it
was so fain It was actually your mom and it
was whoa, what were you gonna say earlier?
Speaker 3: You said I have something?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was reminded gentlemen to start planning.
Speaker 1: Now, well that is that's a very smart, smart thing
to do well, because if you don't Valentine Valentine's Day,
for some people, it's a big deal. And I bet
you I would say this. I think most women go,
I don't need a a hallmark holiday to be remembered.
Speaker 5: I fuck that ship. I hate went in the brons
because then you don't get nothing, and then I'll butt,
hurt and pest. But then you go and get him something,
and they're like oh, why did you spend all that?
Speaker 4: I am so much more like throughout the year, do
like a little I do. I get flowers on a
random day or the other day, I got like a
bottle of wine, like, but on Valentine's Day? Absolutely why not?
Speaker 3: What if a dozen roses showed up?
Speaker 1: Would you be upset?
Speaker 4: I would be like, why did you waste your money
on a dozen roses, especially on Valentine's Day when they're
twice the price?
Speaker 1: Because your son told me when you have sex, you
put it in the girl's butt, I wanted to. I mean,
I'm just trying to learn here. I know no idea,
but it sounded exciting to me, and I thought, hey,
what a way.
Speaker 4: To get in he knows not Valentine's Day, I mean
the only thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well it pops out winter.
Speaker 1: This is this ship. See, I've been trying not to whatever.
Speaker 3: I'm not to set you right now to me? All right,
all right, yeah, I know juvenile you are the.
Speaker 1: I don't think Valentine's Day is all that horrible. Like
I as a guy, I would recognize it. If I
were with somebody, I would absolutely recognize it.
Speaker 4: You can say happy Valentine's say I.
Speaker 1: Would flowers or maybe you know.
Speaker 5: You know what I think is always a dozen roses
are going out to share.
Speaker 3: Huh, how many dozen.
Speaker 5: Rows are going out to share?
Speaker 1: Like three? No, I just to whom they like, whom
there is somebody I'd like to send something to. There
is Yeah, uh, they're expecting you a box. I'd like
that in different kind of I know.
Speaker 4: For the kids, I'll make them like red pancakes now,
like something like that. That's as far as Valentine and.
Speaker 1: I celebrate more of that with like Saint Patrick's say.
When I was a kid, you got like green pancakes, green,
My father would die is beer green at night, the
green bagel, the green bagel, all that stuff.
Speaker 5: Yes, I have a Drake Magley yesterday. You know what
Drake Magley yesterday.
Speaker 1: I have to ask you, like I don't know, like
the Patriots lost, when you see something you love or
that or invested in, you went. And when I say invested,
you did invest some money to go see a Monday
night football game.
Speaker 8: I did.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So when it when it kind of falls apart
in the end, like they just I heard commentators today
saying they didn't look like they should even be on
the field. And I don't know if you agree with
that or not. I really feel like I can never
save because I got there. Well, here's the thing better,
I always think to me, it's not even like that argument.
I go, I just look at these athletes and go,
they how hard it is to just get to that,
to play at that level.
Speaker 5: I mean maybe maybe if cash Allen had receivers like Mac,
I got it. I got it, National guy shave it
not Damn Burro caught it right, and so I got
to take it away from him, right.
Speaker 1: But I mean, you know, it's just like, I don't know,
I feel like it sometimes you feel like it quietly
becomes about life.
Speaker 3: But you know, I don't give a shit.
Speaker 5: Yeah, at the end of the day, they win, they win,
they lose, they lose. I get nothing out of it
other than the fact that I can talk shit if.
Speaker 7: I want to.
Speaker 4: Joe went to me this morning. He goes, if the
Bills had been in the Super Bowl, Seattle still would
have won because their defense was just on fire. I
don't think anyone would to be Seattle.
Speaker 1: Yes, no, I don't either, And it bothers me slightly.
Although he's a great redemption story Sam Darnold third.
Speaker 3: Overall quarterback in the twenty eighteenth draft.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, I guess I don't know.
Speaker 5: That'st return on investment right now? Huh best return on investment.
Speaker 1: I got a super Bowl out of a guy that
who knows what they're paying him because he was probably
lower pay right, you know. I mean Josh was an MVP,
but he didn't get through super Boy and that does
pay dividends. It pays big money, you know in the end,
for the owners of the team and everything else. So
I don't know. I gotta go back to Valentine's Date. You,
I guarantee you. I just thought, like three of your
friend's names just ran through my head. I go those
broads if they someone ignores Valentine's Day for them, whether
or not they say on the surface, it means nothing.
Speaker 6: Oh I'm sure.
Speaker 4: I'm sure a ton of my friends love it. It's
just to me, I am, I don't like it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I she's more of an Arbor Day girl.
I'm just smart.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't much rather have you be like.
Speaker 6: I thought of.
Speaker 4: I was at Wegman's. I saw some flowers or I
saw something, and I just wanted to cheer you up
to that, like, then have it be like, oh, Valentine's
Day is coming up, and it's.
Speaker 1: Just like, what if it was something that was really cool,
like all of a sudden it was I don't even know,
I don't know what that would be cool?
Speaker 5: Sure, but like, uh, you know ward shape, double Dogger.
Speaker 1: What if you got what if you got a text message? Hey, listen,
I have a lot going on this week. I'm not
going to see you until Friday, but I'm going to
pick you up at six and pack lightly overnight and
wear something that you think is the most sexy outfit
you have. I mean, yeah, I see it six on front.
Speaker 4: I love that, But it doesn't it doesn't The problem.
Speaker 5: This bill works out for color people times there, Yeah.
Speaker 4: It doesn't have to be on Valentine's Day though, don't
do that on Valentine's set?
Speaker 6: Why so we can?
Speaker 4: It's just busy, Like if you try to go out
if I wait, if I if Joe wanted to go
out on Saturday, I'd be like, let's go to a
hole in the wall bar and watch the single people
try to like hook off. Like that would be way
more fun than going.
Speaker 5: To Black and Blue I gotta play a.
Speaker 4: Song, and we don't have kids this weekend, and we're
free on Saturday, so maybe I will be like, let's go,
let's go to Burke. Let me in Webster and like,
watch people.
Speaker 1: You should go to Black and Blue on Valentine's Day
because many many years ago I was married at the time.
You should go by.
Speaker 5: Yourself and just start introducing yourself at the tables.
Speaker 4: I'm Lowlita, So so what's dinner?
Speaker 6: Should?
Speaker 4: I just felt like a unicorn?
Speaker 1: Do you want to celebrate steaking a beja day? In
a month? Drop this bitch, I'll put a unicorn, I thought,
I and I went to h I had reservations at
Black and Blue Valentine's Day wait in advance, and something
came up that my wife was going to be out
of town, to the point where we asked my mom
to come up to be with the boys. But I
had already secured a babysitter, so I decided to keep
the reservation and I took my mom the Black and
Blue of Valentine's Day. This is true, and I had
the babysitter and everything for the guys, and I remember
looking around and seeing, I mean, you gotta see you
gotta see the people that go there. It is some
watching because everybody is trying to really impress, and Black
and Blue is a restaurant that I think can make
an impact on somebody. Ooh, like if you say to
someone the number of women that I've overheard say Bonnie
and Clyde, oh I've never been there, Like right, you
get that. It the same thing sort of with Black
and Blue back at that point, and you got the
people watch it was off of you knew this motherfucker
had saved up to pay these checket these fucking counting pennies.
Speaker 5: He's looking at the change underneath the water.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 5: It was like that.
Speaker 1: And yeah, and then women that would come in, they
were all gussied up like this was a big deal
and it's fun to watch that. And I think it's
kind of nice.
Speaker 4: Maybe I'll tell Joe we should role play and like
just go to the different ends of the bar.
Speaker 1: Well different the bar, like, oh, how Joe wins?
Speaker 4: Though, I would be so proud of him, and then
I'd be like, that's my man, and I'm gonna go
take it right now.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's it exactly it's funny because you're right.
I think many people think Valentine's Day is just sort
of a bullshit. Yeah, but here we go, here, it
comes here, it's gonna be and I'll be back with
Marge again. Because my love life's doing so well, I
think I am going to send somebody for hours and
now anything about it. Yeah, yeah, I might do that
my dress again.
Speaker 4: I was gonna say, don't say that too out because then, uh,
you know, people may think that they're.
Speaker 1: The point.
Speaker 5: I didn't get him that, man, It wasn't you like
the Bachelor, Rose.
Speaker 4: Kevin. Will you accept this?
Speaker 6: Rod? Wow?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have to one.
Speaker 5: You send him to send him back.
Speaker 1: Returned to senator. You get at that point, choice number two,
Choice number two. Oh my god, if we blew that up.
Speaker 3: That was so bad. I feel I actually felt bad
about that.
Speaker 1: And then we like Earl was, I could tell he
was pissed, Like I could tell he was pissed when
we called him. Yeah, yeah, I'll talk, I'll talk like
he didn't want it was on. I don't know how
that happened. I kept signed up for a subscription, you dork.
He knew what he was doing. Yeah, yeah, well you
know what. The way to Laura's pants is not through flowers.
Speaker 4: It's not through road.
Speaker 3: Do you want to get to her flower?
Speaker 1: Wine?
Speaker 3: Alcohol? Alcohol?
Speaker 5: That's right, whine and chains.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll take a moment. I gotta find this
song from John Mayer about.
Speaker 5: The Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: Why why play some three dars down? The guy's understand
poor Brad A long time? Uh cancer, the battle cancer
for I hate using the term battle cancer.
Speaker 5: That's where John Mayer's gonna get those roses from villain
Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1: No, he's not. I just like this song because it's
about the bar closing. Yeah, and it's about you got
to go home and romance. Is it gonna happen to?
Like you know, you're hanging around the bar, You're hanging
the people you were talking about. I will get to that.
And then Kevin has a challenge a little game, and
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THAT i really do like that? Guy we, KNOW i,
know we. KNOW i THINK i like him more because
there are people in my family can't stay at.
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LIKE i don't know he?
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it's going to be different with. You BUT i probably
did this ship to.
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woman it's going to be different with. You i've never said.
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are A rochester, celebrity But i'm.
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would say that they were, real, right they were the
silk once she said, No i'm kidding.
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it will open up a lot of finger on that
table and that, right it's like A muppet. Show, Hey
i'm just being, honest no, offense no offense.
Speaker 1: Taken, yeah we're talking about.
Speaker 4: That you brought that up like two segments.
Speaker 1: Ago i'm just saying that when people are very, honest,
right and you're very, Honest but what you were talking
about in the in the circumstances that you were, saying
like you're trying to be honest about your kids and,
THINGS i don't think that's very. Offensive BUT i do
think people are so they don't want to be told
how to do. Things they take offense to that they get.
Uncomfortable and then there are people who just want to
like tell you what an asshole they really think you,
are and they'll do that under the guise Of i'm just. Honest,
Listen i'm just calling it the WAY i see, It
AND i, go that's the fucking adult version of no.
Offense but you, know when you whatever and it, comes it's.
Loaded it's fucking. Loaded AND i was, THINKING i, Go
laura is extremely honest in many, situations but you have
a kind way of putting. IT i really think you.
Do BUT i got to think at some point you've
offended somebody with your. Honesty can you give us an
example of what. Backfired Oh, god.
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Speaker 4: It, unfortunately that person doesn't want.
Speaker 5: Honesty, no the wife doesn't want.
Speaker 4: Honesty, no, no she definitely doesn't. EITHER i Think i'm brutally,
honest AND i guess the best examples are with clients
AND i sit. THERE i have made clients cry BECAUSE
i tell them the hard things that they need to.
Speaker 1: Hear, Okay, so but that's a business thing where you're
trying to help someone actually live a better. Life.
Speaker 4: Okay so WHEN i told my ex HUSBAND i wasn't
in love with him. ANYMORE i.
Speaker 3: Know somebody who told their EX i never loved.
Speaker 4: You so, SEE i wasn't that.
Speaker 8: Real, iran like.
Speaker 4: Years before anything happened with the other.
Speaker 1: GUY i, KNOW i, know but it's A i'm thinking
of things like even with friends and, STUFF i could
see the woman that your husband was dating being somewhat
uncomfortable and acting as though she's, offended even though if
she actually stopped and thought about.
Speaker 3: It part of it is she didn't do that with her.
Kids she didn't fight for her.
Speaker 1: Kids with that other another woman coming into their life
and representing her place in that.
Speaker 4: HOUSE i JUST i really was because her ex husband
in another man.
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Speaker 6: Just.
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Speaker 4: REAK i actually love her ex.
Speaker 1: Husband, yeah well he's so.
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Speaker 4: Are they're always my.
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THINK i.
Speaker 4: Offend people all the time BECAUSE i just say what it.
Speaker 1: Is BUT i think smell like a.
Speaker 4: Brewery the people who know me just know that that
is HOW i. AM i, know so they're, like that's
Who laura. Is i'm never GONNA i.
Speaker 1: Think when it's like when it's a heavy, Thing like
if it's something that's, HEAVY i think you have a
kind way of.
Speaker 4: Putting, Okay so If i'm telling like a friend THAT
i don't like the guy that they're, dating, yes.
Speaker 5: That's a Great i've done.
Speaker 3: That why do you say that to?
Speaker 1: Somebody because why would you? Know why wouldn't it be,
like why don't you mind your own, Business, laura it's
nder your. Business i'm out of.
Speaker 4: Concern why?
Speaker 3: Why why that's my?
Speaker 1: Happiness how ABOUT i.
Speaker 4: Had to tell one of my friends when their husband
hit on.
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Speaker 1: Bed oh like how try drag you there like a?
Caveman so what are we talking?
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yeah and him AND i read the last two.
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i so stupid THAT i don't know what a womanizer?
Is And i've been accused of being. One, yeah by my.
Therapist this was years. Ago, no it was years, ago
but years, ago by the. Way by the, way, no.
Speaker 7: It was.
Speaker 1: See this is WHERE i always like because it's like
you got to defend. YOURSELF i was not, married AND
i did start going to, therapy and it was a
number of years.
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a half years.
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Know sometimes did he like try to touch?
Speaker 6: You?
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AND i went inside right?
Speaker 6: Now oh.
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guy coaches couches a? Joke because then he, goes you,
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i was just kidding. Anyway and first of, all why
would you Go why would you go on to side
with your white?
Speaker 5: Face you do it right?
Speaker 3: THERE i, Mean beth is right. Upstairs why WOULD i
even say?
Speaker 6: That that's? How and that was?
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her about it, first and this is the, situation.
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need to tell, her?
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had had suspicion that he had been having an affair.
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he traveled a lot for, work and he would always
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kinds of. Texts what's going on over?
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yes it's my kid's fucking sports.
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uh two baseball teams for the spring and a basketball.
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who has No asian accent singing.
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wow you say.
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just haven't been. Around uh.
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thousand and.
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to get way more THAN i got thirty.
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kind of like the Super. Bowl you got, Robbed, YEAH.
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sons used to really Like Lincoln park. BANDS i didn't
really pay attention. TO i like that, song you, know
The John, mayer like the.
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of covers like, this And joe loves. Them BUT i
can't con.
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Speaker 1: OUs you're, thinking.
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Speaker 4: AGAIN i can come in two weeks On mark's.
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Speaker 4: Happen i'm gonna.
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was In. MEXICO i still have you on my calendar
for every Other.
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Speaker 1: Me back to.
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Speaker 4: Park all, Right, OKAY i didn't listen to that. Music
LIKE i, Said i'm not into. Scream oh, yeah thank, You,
kevin Fucker, kevin just. ONE i expect a dozen roses From.
Kevin oh you know, what that's ALL i, want actually.
Speaker 1: Want what would be a gift for any man last?
NIGHT i mean ant. Beds, no that would kind of
wow somebody, like oh, damn these isn't like over the,
top just.
Speaker 3: THOUGHTFUL i don't.
Speaker 4: Know what that would be reading a nice note in a.
CARD i feel like if you fuck, UH i feel
like if you write something with. Feeling, yeah and you
don't have to get like the dozen. Chocolates but if
like your girlfriend or whatever has a favorite, candy say
she really Likes oreo cookies or.
Speaker 5: Or whatever double stuff or extra, stuff you gotta think
double stuffed, areos a dozen of?
Speaker 1: Them, YEAH i could hear you like something that's a
little more.
Speaker 3: Thoughtful, yeah, personal.
Speaker 4: Not like the Epical Valentine's, guests, right The Russell stover's
chocolates and a heart that's.
Speaker 1: We still love The Russell. Stovers so you can give
the well you just had to figure out the. MAP
i gave you a map in the fucking. Things that's
just THE. D that's all you, need Is that's, right,
baby that's RIGHT D A danish a? Donut all, right we,
will we'll close it out For Kevin, muir, whoops wrong?
One For Kevin muir's gonna Celebrate valentine's.
Speaker 3: Daily every husband that a hockey ring.
Speaker 1: For laura wants nothing For Valentine's.
Speaker 6: Day the D.
Speaker 1: Laura called one of her, sons a mom's boy who's
Spending Valentine's day with her mom and.
Speaker 8: Me.
Speaker 5: Who's the? Bitch, now that's, right Margin I'm Bill. Moran
we'll See bring your mom a bottle of wine and
just play Some John. Mayer you the mom a couple
of bottles of wine and Some John mayor where's my?
Speaker 1: Name, oedipus.
Speaker 3: We'll see you.
Speaker 1: Tomorrow It's, california bit and things Of.
Speaker 5: God worth sees the land up opportunity for me is
just a perfect tenity