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<v Speaker 1>Lynchin Taco to Orlando's rock station one oh one one

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<v Speaker 1>w j are are, Hey, Yeah, it's talk about fifteen

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<v Speaker 1>minutes or so to throw a vote in for you,

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<v Speaker 1>say we play it. If you want to be eligible

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<v Speaker 1>to win stained in breaking Benjamin Ticket, you can do

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<v Speaker 1>this right now. Jr.

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<v Speaker 2>Facebook Page three Queen Songs for You to Queen's Reich.

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<v Speaker 2>I was but listener, so listener, listener suggestion Queen's Reich.

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<v Speaker 2>We just teased it like five minutes ago, and I

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<v Speaker 2>already messed it up. You want to know why I did.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna I'm gonna come and clean transparent because I'm

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<v Speaker 2>doing a winter sheet.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, yes, you at home or at work or in

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<v Speaker 1>your car right now, I'm telling you, I am sitting here.

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<v Speaker 1>If five hours of it's just I'm in complete awe

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<v Speaker 1>every morning at how many things this guy multitesks for

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<v Speaker 1>just five hours.

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<v Speaker 2>Straight every morning. Rarely does he make a mistake. You

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<v Speaker 2>want to know what I'm doing right now? Is I'm

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<v Speaker 2>closing out the winner sheet. I'm not gonna finish it

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<v Speaker 2>because I want to pay at Idiotology, and if I don't,

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<v Speaker 2>then Pat's gonna get on me. The three Queen Drake

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<v Speaker 2>songs that you have a choice from our Empire, Eyes

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<v Speaker 2>of a Stranger, Another Rainy Night with Algail so Big?

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<v Speaker 2>Which one you want us to play back at nine?

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<v Speaker 2>See that it is multitasking? Did something else, Patty, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>on fire in fuego, righty, you're something. Going back to

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<v Speaker 2>the text line now and catch anybody's wondering two two five,

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<v Speaker 2>two six. Good morning everybody there. I hope you had

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<v Speaker 2>a great holiday weekend talking to Look a squirrel. Wow. Actually,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm glad you said that. Look at the rack on

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<v Speaker 2>that one, not the squirrel. The lady was tossed by

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<v Speaker 2>the way already.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's go through this one more time. Twelve

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<v Speaker 1>thirty in the morning. You're in the drive through lane

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<v Speaker 1>at the at a Mexican restaurant in Seattle.

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<v Speaker 2>Not good.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't lay on the horn the person in front of you.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't beep at anybody anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, But if you do lay on the horn, know

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<v Speaker 1>that you might get a reaction from somebody that you're

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<v Speaker 1>honking at in front of you. Shot that both of

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<v Speaker 1>these are in the wrong. Here, guy who lays on

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<v Speaker 1>the horn at twelve thirty in the morning, okay, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Guy who makes the even dumber decision of getting out

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<v Speaker 1>of his car and confronting guy honking the horn at

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<v Speaker 1>himant he drive through the fast food place at twelve

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<v Speaker 1>thirty in the morning. Yes, shot in the leg because

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't like being honked at.

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<v Speaker 2>Again, If I am stuck at a red light and

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<v Speaker 2>I know the person's in front of me it turns green,

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<v Speaker 2>and I know they're on their phone, I will do

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<v Speaker 2>one of these pat a barely tap it where it goes, eat, eat,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I'm getting it, and immediately I'll wait like,

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<v Speaker 2>hey man, I don't mean don't don't pull out a

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<v Speaker 2>nine on me. It's just people are so uptight.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, wow, torn at drive through, that's a shooting.

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<v Speaker 2>You know. You could have just gone along your way,

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<v Speaker 2>grabbed your tacos and just say what restaurant? It was

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<v Speaker 2>fast food Mexican. The only thing I think you would

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<v Speaker 2>be a taco bell.

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<v Speaker 1>But it just says fast in the drive through of

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<v Speaker 1>a Mexican restaurant on Aurora Avenue North near Shoreline in Seattle.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want to look up that I'm not I am.

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<v Speaker 1>I am not familiar with the intersections in Seattle.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know why I ask? Because if it's not

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<v Speaker 2>Taco Bell, what other or a Del.

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<v Speaker 1>Taco anything Taco? I mean, there's lots of different It

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<v Speaker 1>could be an independent restaurant.

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<v Speaker 2>It just says a drive I'm getting somewhere with this.

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<v Speaker 2>If it's not a Taco Bell or a Dell Taco

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<v Speaker 2>fast food, you know how long you're gonna wait at

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<v Speaker 2>a Mexican restaurant for food to go in a in

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<v Speaker 2>a drive through?

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever the hell happened to Taco Viva?

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<v Speaker 2>Huh? I don't know? This a pretty good place. Del

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<v Speaker 2>Taco is awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>Taco Viva commercials the guy crawling through the desert Taco

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<v Speaker 1>Tao and the guy in a mirage. It shows up

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<v Speaker 1>in a mirage on a horse and keeps going. You

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<v Speaker 1>didn't say Viva.

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<v Speaker 2>That's like saying beetle juice, beetle juice and then just

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<v Speaker 2>saying beetle. He's not gonna up here. You didn't save Viva.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember Del Taco I brought them back on the air

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<v Speaker 2>here when they had me uh napping, I mean dabbling

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<v Speaker 2>in sales. Do you remember uh? For an odeal I

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<v Speaker 2>bet I brought when Del Taco and Ovido. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know if they're still open, but they did an odeal

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<v Speaker 2>with me. Shout out for those that don't know what

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<v Speaker 2>odeals was. Who was the king of a pat?

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<v Speaker 1>Not you you thought you were in your own mind, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>I was.

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<v Speaker 2>The king of odeals. There were only three salespeople that

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<v Speaker 2>did odell stuff, and uh, one of them left and

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<v Speaker 2>they didn't replace them, and then the other one so

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<v Speaker 2>is me and one of Linda's friends and Pat. I

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<v Speaker 2>had the largest selling odeals ever.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, if there's only two of you, the odds are

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<v Speaker 1>pretty good that you would.

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<v Speaker 2>Be Hey fish lips. Remember I ended up doing fish

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<v Speaker 2>lips as an odeal and they went nutscle It's like

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<v Speaker 2>a popschool that's cold nuts, but no, they went nutty.

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<v Speaker 2>Then I did the Orlando Princess through the roof. I

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<v Speaker 2>was record odeal sales. For those that don't know odeals was,

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<v Speaker 2>just like, groupon haven't heard that one, have you.

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<v Speaker 1>We have a bit of a controversy in Paris, squirrel.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, what's going on in patter? They just got Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>they have the special Olympics right now, right Paralympics. Sorry, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I knew it was one or the other. I was

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<v Speaker 2>watching wheelchair rugby yesterday. That's kick ass. I've never seen it.

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<v Speaker 2>That must be. Are they yanking each other played on

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<v Speaker 2>a court indoors? Yeah, just like wheelchair basketball. Yeah. But

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<v Speaker 2>are they tackling each other?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, slamming into each other? I mean the wheelchairs had

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<v Speaker 1>like it looked like the ring of like a bumper

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<v Speaker 1>car would have on it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that makes sense. I was gonna say I'd have

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<v Speaker 2>a drumstick in lack of mine. Immediately, Pat, you and

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<v Speaker 2>I are wheelchair rugby in right, I'm coming up next

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<v Speaker 2>to you jamming the drumstick right, and you spokes Well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a dirty.

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<v Speaker 1>So anyway, the the bit of a controversy is the

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<v Speaker 1>mayor of Paris says the Olympic rings will stay on

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<v Speaker 1>the Eiffel Tower.

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<v Speaker 2>Good.

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<v Speaker 1>Not good with the Eiffel Family, who are the surviving

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<v Speaker 1>members of the architect who designed the Eiffel Tower and

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<v Speaker 1>many Parisians, is that I had the proper term for

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<v Speaker 1>a Paris.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I never there was an Eiffel family.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, I never architects. So they she wants to

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<v Speaker 1>leave the rings on there. She says it's a you

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<v Speaker 1>know it's a symbol of great accomplish man in a

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<v Speaker 1>huge success. And Uh, as far as she's concerned, they're

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<v Speaker 1>staying up there while she has a say in the matter,

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<v Speaker 1>which is as long as she's mare, I guess of Paris.

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<v Speaker 2>So who's is the family going to get their way

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<v Speaker 2>or is she getting hurt?

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<v Speaker 1>They haven't decided yet, but as for now, she's the

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<v Speaker 1>one who, apparently uh has has the uh, the oomph

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<v Speaker 1>to make decision.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if I own something and I and

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<v Speaker 2>I think they have.

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<v Speaker 1>That, well, they don't. They don't own it. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just there.

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<v Speaker 2>They made it. It's their family statue of liberty. If

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<v Speaker 2>she had rings around her neck, Oh, it look really gaudy.

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<v Speaker 2>Big chain, yeah, like like like bird Welcome to America,

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<v Speaker 2>like the dude who's saving Who's saving red lobster?

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<v Speaker 1>That big clock around the statue clock chain, Come to America.

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<v Speaker 2>You're free now. Anyway. Finally there's this somebody said Taco

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<v Speaker 2>John's was great too. At the text line, I've heard

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<v Speaker 2>that heard that there's actually a Taco Bob's. You knew that, right,

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<v Speaker 2>because me and them I have the trademark for my

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<v Speaker 2>name in entertainment and they have it for slinging tacos

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<v Speaker 2>really big restaurant.

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<v Speaker 1>Two men have been fined seventeen thousand dollars in I believe. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>this is Australia illegal dumping. They were dumping expired food

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<v Speaker 1>outside of the Salvation Army thirst store, seventeen thousand dollars

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<v Speaker 1>worth of expired Cheetos and yogurt.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, even if they're expired, Well, the yogurt not

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<v Speaker 2>so good, but the Cheetos. I need expired Cheetos. I

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<v Speaker 2>think I did this past weekend. Germopho Bob would eat

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<v Speaker 2>expired food. Yeah, I'm not gonna drink it.

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<v Speaker 1>Are no one who sniffs the milk every day and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I threw it out. Guy throws away milk

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<v Speaker 1>that still has seven days remaining on the cell.

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<v Speaker 2>By it, it's staying. This milk I through out this

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<v Speaker 2>morning had had a stench to it. But Cheetos, Come on, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>He'd expired yogurt to the homeless.

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<v Speaker 2>That I don't I'm not down with.

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<v Speaker 1>But I mean there's enough preservatives in the Cheetos. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're right on that.

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<v Speaker 2>If I walk into a Salvation Army and they have

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<v Speaker 2>a full Cheeto rag, probably ten cents a bag. Bobby's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna have orange fingers. Bitches rr.

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