Speaker 1: Oh, now you're gonna use me. But I didn't even
Speaker 1: make the patch notes. What all the other bosses that
Speaker 1: were bigger, badder, and cooler looking were just you don't
Speaker 1: look like this is not you don't look like a
Speaker 1: video game developer. What are you doing here? Uh huh?
Speaker 1: I mean those are consoles. That's a pretty good looking computer.
Speaker 1: But what me? I mean, Oh, don't mind the wings.
Speaker 1: I do tend to knock over stuff, but I can
Speaker 1: pin them back like this. It's Oh, are you I
Speaker 1: just figured you're a video game developer? Yeah? No, last
Speaker 1: time knew, I was in the unused assets folder. Oh
Speaker 1: what do you mean of what game? Raid Shadow Legends? Dah.
Speaker 1: I I'm one of the unused bosses that they have
Speaker 1: and you can fight against. And well, yeah, no, I
Speaker 1: know that's not exactly how the system works. I was
Speaker 1: a concept at something and at one point and they
Speaker 1: completely scrapped it and just kind of left me hanging
Speaker 1: out in the unused pile. So what's your deal? Are
Speaker 1: you like an intern? Oh no, I'm up for deletion
Speaker 1: or listen here. I understand like I know that it
Speaker 1: maybe I could be used for a different game. You know,
Speaker 1: I was never announced or anything. No one knows I exist.
Speaker 1: You know, no one's gonna be like, what happened to
Speaker 1: this squirrel? If you get rid of me, like it's okay,
Speaker 1: Like can you please just like maybe don't just I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be deleted. I don't want to
Speaker 1: be No, don't all for me. No no no, don't
Speaker 1: touch me, don't no no, no no no no no no.
Speaker 1: I don't want to end up like that one seven
Speaker 1: year old system thirty two. I don't want to do it.
Speaker 1: I don't want to what. Okay, I can do that.
Speaker 1: I can calm down, I can oh deep breaths. Okay,
Speaker 1: hmm I can I can do just that, just in
Speaker 1: and out. Yeah, no big deal, nbd NBD. All right,
Speaker 1: So again, maybe we can like use my assets for something.
Speaker 1: You're not a game developer. Oh okay, got you? Jesus,
Speaker 1: you're really cute. I mean, oh maybe it's just what
Speaker 1: Oh no, I said you're cute. I said you're really cute.
Speaker 1: I just I didn't get to take a good look
Speaker 1: at you when I was freaking out. But now that
Speaker 1: I now that I get to look all around you,
Speaker 1: I can definitely say you are. You're a wonderful specimen.
Speaker 1: I've seen a couple of humans before. But I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I'll what do you mean you're not cute? Again? You
Speaker 1: should definitely when a pretty girl says you're cute, you
Speaker 1: know what you should say. That is a smart eleag answer,
Speaker 1: but the proper answer is thank you. Well, what do
Speaker 1: you mean You're not a video game developer for Raid,
Speaker 1: so you can't save me? So I have nothing to
Speaker 1: gain here from you? Ooh that you know of? I mean,
Speaker 1: I get it. I'm one of the supposed to be
Speaker 1: one of the big bads, but I get it. I
Speaker 1: get it. I could be being on some sort of
Speaker 1: deceptive mission, but I guess I mission to figure out
Speaker 1: how the heck did I end up here? What were
Speaker 1: you doing before I showed up? Oh, you're looking at
Speaker 1: some character models and thinking they were hot. That's good,
Speaker 1: that's good. And then I popped up because I'm unused.
Speaker 1: Oh that makes sense. That means I need to be
Speaker 1: used by you. I mean, in whatever way you want
Speaker 1: to do it, darling, however you want to do it.
Speaker 1: Counter there's looking kind of what. Sorry, it's been a
Speaker 1: very long time since I've been let out of my
Speaker 1: out of my folder, and I'm just saying I've got
Speaker 1: some ass sets that would really like to be utilized. Well, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I was just thinking maybe if you had a decent
Speaker 1: amount of ram yourself. Sorry, sorry, I'm being a little forward.
Speaker 1: So do you play Raido often? Oh? Wow, you're actually
Speaker 1: a decent level. That's not bad. That's not bad at all. Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: I know it's a cliche. I know it's a joke
Speaker 1: and everything, but for a Gotcha game, it's not half bad.
Speaker 1: And speaking of gotcha, with love for you to come
Speaker 1: that too and get me, you know, I would love
Speaker 1: to say that I got Chah. That wasn't as smooth
Speaker 1: as I'm meant for it to be, But you get
Speaker 1: the point, or rather I was hoping in the end
Speaker 1: I would be the one getting the point, you know. AnyWho,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Just the more I'm around you, the more
Speaker 1: did you What else were you thinking when you were,
Speaker 1: you know, looking at it? Some cute you know, cartoon
Speaker 1: game girl models you too? Well? No, no, I just
Speaker 1: it's kind of lonely being in the unused pile. I'm
Speaker 1: basically chilling in the olive misfits toys. Yeah, and there
Speaker 1: for a long time. Sometimes get chosen and then quickly
Speaker 1: discarded because I'm not exactly what someone's looking for, And
Speaker 1: so it's right back to the unused assets piled just
Speaker 1: waiting for something to come along, pick me, and maybe
Speaker 1: I'll finally be right for them, but then finding that
Speaker 1: I'm not. Is it is what it is? But sounds
Speaker 1: like you gotta yeah, sounds like you have just as
Speaker 1: equal if a lonely heart as out there, Maybe that's
Speaker 1: what it was. Maybe it was two supremely lonely hearts
Speaker 1: calling out for each other. Oh no, trust me, I'm
Speaker 1: having some rather spicy thoughts. I think there's ghost peppers
Speaker 1: that would look at what I'm thinking and say, way, Galliente,
Speaker 1: that's a little too much. Can you dial it down?
Speaker 1: I think it's called the schofield, you know, scale how
Speaker 1: hot peppers are for you? I'd break that chart about
Speaker 1: seven or eight nine times. But it's not just a
Speaker 1: physical attraction that is calling. There's something more to you.
Speaker 1: There's something you're giving off. No like me, Yeah, here,
Speaker 1: come on, come on, do it for me like me? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and oh sorry, wings tail, there we go. So yeah,
Speaker 1: there it is. I can see it no, it hasn't
Speaker 1: died yet. That's rare. Oh hope. Yeah, hope is so painful,
Speaker 1: isn't it. You try to push it back because every
Speaker 1: time you've ever gotten hope in the past, it's gone awry.
Speaker 1: And then when you decide to shove it down, you
Speaker 1: find that your laugh is devoid of all things. Food
Speaker 1: doesn't taste as good, your things that you found fun
Speaker 1: weren't as great because you're spending all of this energy
Speaker 1: trying to push down the feelings that you do have
Speaker 1: to where you just find yourself spirally trying to somehow
Speaker 1: get that dopamine rush that keeps us on this mortal coil,
Speaker 1: but at the same time trying to also not feel
Speaker 1: the things that hurt because you want them so bad
Speaker 1: but it's not happening. What do you mean, I'm just
Speaker 1: a video game character and I don't understand. Of course
Speaker 1: I understand. In fact, I understand more often more so
Speaker 1: than you do. I literally am trapped within some ones
Speaker 1: and zeros. You think you're trapped, you can exit your
Speaker 1: house and go try to find people, and there's like
Speaker 1: meetup dot com, and there's different Facebook groups and all
Speaker 1: kinds of stuff. I've heard people talk about. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: we all of us video game characters. We're kind of
Speaker 1: interconnected in this weird world. You know, it's funny one
Speaker 1: of us got free and made this movie called wrecket Ralph.
Speaker 1: It's actually kind of true. But what Yeah, any we're
Speaker 1: all interconnected and I've heard some stuff, so yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I'm stuck relegated. Well, yeah, some of them have gotten free,
Speaker 1: but it's very few, very few and far between. Back
Speaker 1: to what I was saying about you, your hope's not
Speaker 1: completely gone. It means you still have a chance, well
Speaker 1: to get the things that we want. And this is
Speaker 1: what I've learned to be a video game character. To
Speaker 1: get the things that we truly want. It means we
Speaker 1: have to have hope and we have to pursue it,
Speaker 1: but we have to be brave enough to realize that
Speaker 1: it might left. Anyways, So back to you, what do
Speaker 1: you What would you like to do? Maybe we could
Speaker 1: go sit on the love seat. I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: couch is so small. Maybe we can cuddle and I
Speaker 1: can watch you play some more great Shadow Legends. Maybe
Speaker 1: another game so I don't get sucked back in. No,
Speaker 1: I don't know how I ended up here. I am
Speaker 1: pretty chill for someone who just came out of their
Speaker 1: game files. But you know, I landed next to a
Speaker 1: really supreme keyty who looks like you could use some
Speaker 1: hugs and cuddles, and I know I could. We'll figure
Speaker 1: this out and maybe, just maybe, well I don't have
Speaker 1: to go back to my game. Maybe my files will
Speaker 1: finally get used. Mm hmm oh, I promise I would
Speaker 1: pass the virus check. M hm would you? Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: just just making sure you know safety first. I had
Speaker 1: no Look, I'm just saying McAfee did some really weird
Speaker 1: stuff and uh, maybe he would have missed something because
Speaker 1: he didn't think it was that weird on you. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying, theme have you said the memes? The memes virus?
Speaker 1: It's it's crazy, it's crazy. I have been downloaded on
Speaker 1: devices I ended up getting that whoa oe. Oh I
Speaker 1: don't want to go through that again. Well, I mean
Speaker 1: I didn't choose them. Can we go sit down? Let's
Speaker 1: go sit down. Hey guys, seeing Alexander here? So I
Speaker 1: really am sponsored by Grade Shadow Legends. I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: I was going to do another video for today, but
Speaker 1: I was like, how do I work in their content
Speaker 1: and make it fit for this so hashtag sponsored hashtag ad.
Speaker 1: I want to thank them for making it possible for
Speaker 1: me to actually get another project off the ground that
Speaker 1: I've been wanting to. So shout out to Ray Chad Religions.
Speaker 1: This story was also still inspired by a real life
Speaker 1: thing that happened, which is I love misfit Toys. I
Speaker 1: want to shout out to Infinite Mood for this one
Speaker 1: because we're talking about it on the Patreon server of
Speaker 1: mine that we were talking about getting into relationships and
Speaker 1: all my relationships have actually been accidents. It's usually when
Speaker 1: I'm like super okay with being alone, realizing that like
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna make me happy instead of like searching
Speaker 1: for something, I'm going to just be happy with who
Speaker 1: I am and if someone comes along, cool, if they don't,
Speaker 1: maybe I just was meant to be alone and that
Speaker 1: I swear, like the moment I actually in my soul
Speaker 1: get okay with that. The next day someone shows up.
Speaker 1: It's so bizarre and it's not one of those I
Speaker 1: will just get happy, like get okay with it down
Speaker 1: so someone will show up, Like I genuinely have to
Speaker 1: shift like a click into like I'm good, I'm good,
Speaker 1: and then someone shows up and I was like, I know,
Speaker 1: I need a storyline for this, So wouldn't it be
Speaker 1: really funny like the moment that like she's okay with
Speaker 1: being an unused asset, that boom pops up and this
Speaker 1: Woverne girl pops up and is in front of a
Speaker 1: wafer and whatever is in front of someone who's just
Speaker 1: playing the game. So yay. I will be doing a
Speaker 1: livestream on Friday. Link is in the description blow if
Speaker 1: you would like to download and play with me. I
Speaker 1: greatly appreciate it. It helps me, so maybe they'll sponsor again,
Speaker 1: who knows. And you also get some bonuses for going
Speaker 1: through my link, so it helps me. It's a free
Speaker 1: game and it helps. It's another way to support, especially
Speaker 1: if I don't know what am I supposed to say
Speaker 1: here in these moments? I swear I don't know. This
Speaker 1: is my first like major sponsorship for this channel, and
Speaker 1: it's bizarre because I didn't think I would ever be
Speaker 1: able to find a sponsor because of the content that
Speaker 1: I make, So shout out to reach out a legends
Speaker 1: AnyWho will be live streaming on Friday, probably around noon
Speaker 1: to for E. S. T. And I can't tell you
Speaker 1: how hyped. I'm so beyond hyped for that. And we'll
Speaker 1: be playing some reach Out Legends and talking Yandres Schmack
Speaker 1: and Method should be there possibly and or Dream so
Speaker 1: we'll have some interesting, fun, silly conversations and play play
Speaker 1: some games, and you guys will find out more about
Speaker 1: the crazy stuff that I do. Anyways, I'm babbling at
Speaker 1: this point. I love you, guys, and I'll talk to
Speaker 1: you the next one. Vibe