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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let you taco

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<v Speaker 2>one on one one w jr R. But you're freaking idiots.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember.

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<v Speaker 3>You can rock with Jarr and listen to Lynchataco show

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<v Speaker 3>anytime and from any location, even when you travel outside

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<v Speaker 3>the listening area with the iHeartRadio app, which if you

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<v Speaker 3>haven't opened in a while, There's been some changes under

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<v Speaker 3>the hood over the last few weeks that we think

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<v Speaker 3>you might really.

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<v Speaker 2>Like some really good updates.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, think about the familiarity and workings of traditional car

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<v Speaker 3>stereo scan presets, stuff like that. We kind of redesigned

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<v Speaker 3>the app with that in mind. It was a big deal.

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<v Speaker 3>It's cool. So and song lyrics too. Song lyrics can

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<v Speaker 3>now pop up. What do they saying?

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<v Speaker 1>I was listening yesterday at the gym.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, let's uh, let's begin in Fort Pierce this

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<v Speaker 3>morning where we had h Man Love sessiondn't go wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>Sixty one year old excuse me a second.

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<v Speaker 2>Whoa see?

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<v Speaker 1>You should just keep the mic on like I did

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<v Speaker 1>and do that big cough. Everybody hears it anyway, So sixty.

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<v Speaker 3>One year old sixty one year old James Newland and

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<v Speaker 3>his thirty three year old boyfriend. Apparently last Friday, we're

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<v Speaker 3>in Newland's bedroom preparing to have relation.

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<v Speaker 1>For the record, this is not any relation, speaking of

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<v Speaker 1>relations to the one and only Dan.

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<v Speaker 3>No, okay, why would you even bring that up? Because

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<v Speaker 3>you say the word still and I'm sure other people. Newland,

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<v Speaker 3>so sixty one year old in his thirty three year

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<v Speaker 3>old boyfriend are getting ready for a man love session,

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<v Speaker 3>when apparently Newland told the younger guy that he quote

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<v Speaker 3>liked it rough, So the younger guy smacked Newlan's butt

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<v Speaker 3>hard enough to leave a handprint.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not hard to do.

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<v Speaker 3>Newlan then told the victim to stop and that he

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<v Speaker 3>was hurt. Where's my buttoks? The man apologized and put

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<v Speaker 3>his underpants back on and returned to the living room

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<v Speaker 3>of Newlyn's Fort Pierce home. That's when Newlan subsequently appeared

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<v Speaker 3>in the living room, allegedly grabbed a revolver from a

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<v Speaker 3>side table and pointed the gun at the victim, saying

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<v Speaker 3>you want to try me, you want to f with me,

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<v Speaker 3>and the victim departed. This is when this is when

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<v Speaker 3>the cops alleged that Newlan fired one shot on his

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<v Speaker 3>front porch. It hit the pavement. Newlan reportedly admitted to

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<v Speaker 3>the shooting, and he claimed that he would never hurt

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<v Speaker 3>anybody and he was only trying to scare away the guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Officers bud so hard he left this. Look at this hand, prit,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm all right. He liked it rough.

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<v Speaker 3>So you give a little uh rough love smack there

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<v Speaker 3>on the old cheek. Sixty one and thirty three. It's

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<v Speaker 3>that younger, younger.

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<v Speaker 1>Guy, younger guy with the forceful hand. Very we move on, sure,

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<v Speaker 1>why not? Like I said, it was just kind of.

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<v Speaker 3>A guy has been banned from ever flying on United

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<v Speaker 3>Airlines again after I don't think the word allegedly needs

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<v Speaker 3>to be used here, but I'll go ahead and I'll

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<v Speaker 3>use it.

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<v Speaker 1>I know it's one of your favorite cover your ass words.

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<v Speaker 1>As the story is that, yes, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>Guys banned from flying on all United Airlines flights after

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<v Speaker 3>allegedly urinating on a resident during a flight from San

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<v Speaker 3>Francisco to the Philippines.

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<v Speaker 2>And what what could trigger you to do that?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, that's what the unsuspecting passenger who is asleep on

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<v Speaker 3>the flight is asking, as he was rudely awakened by

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<v Speaker 3>the showering from it was described as from the stomach down.

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<v Speaker 3>He was soaking wet. The airline, rather than returned to

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<v Speaker 3>the airport, simply gave the now sopping wet, sleeping passenger

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<v Speaker 3>some pajamas to wear for the duration of a flight.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like the little kid in elementary school who we

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<v Speaker 1>eased their pants and you know they have to wear

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<v Speaker 1>the pair of shorts that are like six sizes too big.

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<v Speaker 3>Get get to the Philippines and the only consequence, supposedly

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<v Speaker 3>is this guy's now been banned from flying on United anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Did they give them a voucher the other one? It doesn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's a drink voucher.

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<v Speaker 1>Have yourself a Philippine iced tea the next time you

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<v Speaker 1>fly due.

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<v Speaker 2>I swear to God, just I.

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<v Speaker 1>Know the mindset, and that's what I was trying to

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<v Speaker 1>get into. If you're sitting on a flight, what would

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<v Speaker 1>go through your head to make you want to do that?

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<v Speaker 1>Or if you were sleeping. I would lose my s

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<v Speaker 1>If I woke up to that, I beg I'm junk grabbing,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be I'd be rough like the last story year old.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was business class too. Man, so it's not

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<v Speaker 3>like they were completely crammed together and uncomfortable.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, how far could his seat be back? How

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<v Speaker 2>is your flight?

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<v Speaker 3>You don't want to know.

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<v Speaker 2>Not good. I came home in pj's. They were Superman

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<v Speaker 2>with the little footies. They were way too big. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>how would you say?

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<v Speaker 3>Six sizes?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? All right?

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<v Speaker 3>Onto, Uh it.

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<v Speaker 1>Is what they did, no MATCHI so if you at

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<v Speaker 1>your pants, everybody already knew, but then more people knew

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<v Speaker 1>when it's like, uh, he's got on the PP pants

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<v Speaker 1>from the clinic.

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<v Speaker 2>Not that I ever went through.

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<v Speaker 3>That sounds like you're intimately familiar with that the process. No,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm married to a teacher. Come on, let's go to Georgia.

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<v Speaker 3>A forty three year old inmate in Georgia was caught

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<v Speaker 3>with the proverbial prison purse trying to smuggle.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you said a record amount.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna call it a record amount that he had

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<v Speaker 3>back in the canister, including uh vape pens, syringes, vape cartridges, batteries,

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<v Speaker 3>and a cigarette lighter syringes.

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<v Speaker 2>That's one of the ones where I mean.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I think that you can still get the plastic

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<v Speaker 3>cap on it. Yeah, I would hope but it just

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<v Speaker 3>if if you lose the cap, two vape cartridges, four syringes,

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<v Speaker 3>one vape cartridge, three batteries, one cigarette lighter, and point

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<v Speaker 3>sixty four grams of marijuana.

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<v Speaker 1>Is he's got the he's the hookup in there, Kenneth Gibbs,

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<v Speaker 1>He's the plug, right, and that what.

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<v Speaker 2>They call it is that what the term is is plug.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember from Snowfall, it was like he would go to

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<v Speaker 1>the government guy to get all the coke to make

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<v Speaker 1>crack it. It's he's been plugged. So I guess this

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<v Speaker 1>guy was somebody's he was everybody's plug. Meanwhile he's plugged

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<v Speaker 1>up with three vapes in a lighter. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>why you need the with the marijuana. Somebody said, how

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<v Speaker 1>was your flight at two two five, two six, It

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<v Speaker 1>was a whiz Yeah yeah, Glinch.

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<v Speaker 3>And taking on demand.

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