Speaker 1: A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.
Speaker 2: Welcome to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let you taco
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Speaker 3: now pop up. What do they saying?
Speaker 1: I was listening yesterday at the gym.
Speaker 3: All right, let's uh, let's begin in Fort Pierce this
Speaker 3: morning where we had h Man Love sessiondn't go wrong.
Speaker 3: Sixty one year old excuse me a second.
Speaker 2: Whoa see?
Speaker 1: You should just keep the mic on like I did
Speaker 1: and do that big cough. Everybody hears it anyway, So sixty.
Speaker 3: One year old sixty one year old James Newland and
Speaker 3: his thirty three year old boyfriend. Apparently last Friday, we're
Speaker 3: in Newland's bedroom preparing to have relation.
Speaker 1: For the record, this is not any relation, speaking of
Speaker 1: relations to the one and only Dan.
Speaker 3: No, okay, why would you even bring that up? Because
Speaker 3: you say the word still and I'm sure other people. Newland,
Speaker 3: so sixty one year old in his thirty three year
Speaker 3: old boyfriend are getting ready for a man love session,
Speaker 3: when apparently Newland told the younger guy that he quote
Speaker 3: liked it rough, So the younger guy smacked Newlan's butt
Speaker 3: hard enough to leave a handprint.
Speaker 2: That's not hard to do.
Speaker 3: Newlan then told the victim to stop and that he
Speaker 3: was hurt. Where's my buttoks? The man apologized and put
Speaker 3: his underpants back on and returned to the living room
Speaker 3: of Newlyn's Fort Pierce home. That's when Newlan subsequently appeared
Speaker 3: in the living room, allegedly grabbed a revolver from a
Speaker 3: side table and pointed the gun at the victim, saying
Speaker 3: you want to try me, you want to f with me,
Speaker 3: and the victim departed. This is when this is when
Speaker 3: the cops alleged that Newlan fired one shot on his
Speaker 3: front porch. It hit the pavement. Newlan reportedly admitted to
Speaker 3: the shooting, and he claimed that he would never hurt
Speaker 3: anybody and he was only trying to scare away the guy.
Speaker 2: Officers bud so hard he left this. Look at this hand, prit,
Speaker 2: I'm all right. He liked it rough.
Speaker 3: So you give a little uh rough love smack there
Speaker 3: on the old cheek. Sixty one and thirty three. It's
Speaker 3: that younger, younger.
Speaker 1: Guy, younger guy with the forceful hand. Very we move on, sure,
Speaker 1: why not? Like I said, it was just kind of.
Speaker 3: A guy has been banned from ever flying on United
Speaker 3: Airlines again after I don't think the word allegedly needs
Speaker 3: to be used here, but I'll go ahead and I'll
Speaker 3: use it.
Speaker 1: I know it's one of your favorite cover your ass words.
Speaker 1: As the story is that, yes, all right.
Speaker 3: Guys banned from flying on all United Airlines flights after
Speaker 3: allegedly urinating on a resident during a flight from San
Speaker 3: Francisco to the Philippines.
Speaker 2: And what what could trigger you to do that?
Speaker 3: Well, that's what the unsuspecting passenger who is asleep on
Speaker 3: the flight is asking, as he was rudely awakened by
Speaker 3: the showering from it was described as from the stomach down.
Speaker 3: He was soaking wet. The airline, rather than returned to
Speaker 3: the airport, simply gave the now sopping wet, sleeping passenger
Speaker 3: some pajamas to wear for the duration of a flight.
Speaker 1: It's like the little kid in elementary school who we
Speaker 1: eased their pants and you know they have to wear
Speaker 1: the pair of shorts that are like six sizes too big.
Speaker 3: Get get to the Philippines and the only consequence, supposedly
Speaker 3: is this guy's now been banned from flying on United anymore.
Speaker 2: Did they give them a voucher the other one? It doesn't.
Speaker 2: Here's a drink voucher.
Speaker 1: Have yourself a Philippine iced tea the next time you
Speaker 1: fly due.
Speaker 2: I swear to God, just I.
Speaker 1: Know the mindset, and that's what I was trying to
Speaker 1: get into. If you're sitting on a flight, what would
Speaker 1: go through your head to make you want to do that?
Speaker 1: Or if you were sleeping. I would lose my s
Speaker 1: If I woke up to that, I beg I'm junk grabbing,
Speaker 1: I'd be I'd be rough like the last story year old.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was business class too. Man, so it's not
Speaker 3: like they were completely crammed together and uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: I mean, how far could his seat be back? How
Speaker 2: is your flight?
Speaker 3: You don't want to know.
Speaker 2: Not good. I came home in pj's. They were Superman
Speaker 2: with the little footies. They were way too big. Yeah,
Speaker 2: how would you say?
Speaker 3: Six sizes?
Speaker 2: Yeah? All right?
Speaker 3: Onto, Uh it.
Speaker 1: Is what they did, no MATCHI so if you at
Speaker 1: your pants, everybody already knew, but then more people knew
Speaker 1: when it's like, uh, he's got on the PP pants
Speaker 1: from the clinic.
Speaker 2: Not that I ever went through.
Speaker 3: That sounds like you're intimately familiar with that the process. No,
Speaker 3: I'm married to a teacher. Come on, let's go to Georgia.
Speaker 3: A forty three year old inmate in Georgia was caught
Speaker 3: with the proverbial prison purse trying to smuggle.
Speaker 2: Well, you said a record amount.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna call it a record amount that he had
Speaker 3: back in the canister, including uh vape pens, syringes, vape cartridges, batteries,
Speaker 3: and a cigarette lighter syringes.
Speaker 2: That's one of the ones where I mean.
Speaker 3: Well, I think that you can still get the plastic
Speaker 3: cap on it. Yeah, I would hope but it just
Speaker 3: if if you lose the cap, two vape cartridges, four syringes,
Speaker 3: one vape cartridge, three batteries, one cigarette lighter, and point
Speaker 3: sixty four grams of marijuana.
Speaker 1: Is he's got the he's the hookup in there, Kenneth Gibbs,
Speaker 1: He's the plug, right, and that what.
Speaker 2: They call it is that what the term is is plug.
Speaker 1: Remember from Snowfall, it was like he would go to
Speaker 1: the government guy to get all the coke to make
Speaker 1: crack it. It's he's been plugged. So I guess this
Speaker 1: guy was somebody's he was everybody's plug. Meanwhile he's plugged
Speaker 1: up with three vapes in a lighter. I don't know
Speaker 1: why you need the with the marijuana. Somebody said, how
Speaker 1: was your flight at two two five, two six, It
Speaker 1: was a whiz Yeah yeah, Glinch.
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