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<v Speaker 1>This is an Unspoiled Network podcast. This is spoil Me

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<v Speaker 1>covering Carl's Doomsday Scenario, the second book in the Dungeon

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<v Speaker 1>Crawler Carl series, chapters twelve through fourteen. In these chapters,

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<v Speaker 1>Mango gets even bigger, there is some interesting theories on

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<v Speaker 1>what's going on with Donut, and there is a serial

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<v Speaker 1>killer on the loose. Welcome to spoil Me. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>the show everyone. I am Natasha. Thank you very much

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<v Speaker 1>to Michael for commissioning this episode. If I sound weird,

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<v Speaker 1>it's I'm so sorry you guys about this. I thought

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<v Speaker 1>I had enough time. I broke a tooth and it

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<v Speaker 1>happened in February. Actually no, I lie, it happened last year.

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<v Speaker 1>But they couldn't get me in for an appointment until June.

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<v Speaker 1>And I know I should just find a different dentist,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's one of those things. It's just such a hassle,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. So I got it done today. It was

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<v Speaker 1>the earliest they could get me in four pm. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, shit, I'm recording. Then I moved the four

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<v Speaker 1>pm recording and I'm like, yeah, four.

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<v Speaker 2>O'clock appointment, five point thirty. I start.

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<v Speaker 1>The next one should be fine, and it's mostly fine.

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<v Speaker 1>It's wearing off, it's wearing off, but it's still numb.

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<v Speaker 1>And like I can hear that, I'm not fully in

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<v Speaker 1>control of my faculties yet. I'm trying to make my

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<v Speaker 1>mouth do the things that I want it to do,

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<v Speaker 1>and mostly it's working, but it's uh, you're gonna hear it.

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<v Speaker 1>And I am so sorry about that. But thank you

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<v Speaker 1>for bearing with me. And hopefully in moving my mouth

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<v Speaker 1>it will cause it to dissipate more quickly. Ah, you guys, Okay, okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So chapter twelve we start with Carl at the very

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<v Speaker 1>end of the last one was informed Doughnuts down to

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<v Speaker 1>twenty percent health you have to get there now, and

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<v Speaker 1>he is running through the city at and we get

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<v Speaker 1>a notification Donuts cockroach skill just activated. She went down

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<v Speaker 1>to zero, but it's kept her alive. She's now at

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<v Speaker 1>five percent, you guys, twenty percent.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not worried.

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<v Speaker 1>She dies once already. Okay, yeah, no, I don't like

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<v Speaker 1>that at all. That cockroach ability is a really really

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<v Speaker 1>good one, both in terms of just being practically good

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<v Speaker 1>for the player using it, but also in terms of storytelling,

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<v Speaker 1>letting us know bish would have been dead, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>and just amping up the drama a little bit. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>effective and ouch.

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<v Speaker 2>And the fact is.

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<v Speaker 1>He's heading there and like, we don't know what's going on,

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<v Speaker 1>And this sort of bugged me that Mordecai is like

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<v Speaker 1>telling him what's going on with donut to hurry, YadA YadA,

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<v Speaker 1>but he he isn't actually giving Karl any information on

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<v Speaker 1>what to expect when he gets there, or anything that

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<v Speaker 1>maybe he should have activated as he runs through the door,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, that kind of thing. I just really felt

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<v Speaker 1>like he could have been more.

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<v Speaker 2>Informative and prepared him better. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if that's something to do with the rules,

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<v Speaker 1>but like, based on what everybody's been saying, it doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>sound like that's an issue. So because like again, he's

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<v Speaker 1>only supposed to be hands off when it comes to

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<v Speaker 1>combat stuff, right, like what he can't fight mobs, But

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<v Speaker 1>otherwise I feel like it seems it would be allowed

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<v Speaker 1>for him to be like, so, these are the creatures,

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<v Speaker 1>this is what they've been doing, this is what you're

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<v Speaker 1>going to be, what weapons might.

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<v Speaker 2>Work best against them? I don't know, guys, is that

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<v Speaker 2>not allowed?

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<v Speaker 1>Like I would be asking these questions also were I Carl.

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<v Speaker 2>And I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe it's just from the drama of the book. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>it's supposed to be just like, well, I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to tell you what he's going to be running into.

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<v Speaker 1>I want you to be on the edge of your

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<v Speaker 1>seat waiting to find out what it is, and then

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<v Speaker 1>he runs in. You get to find out because of drama,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. And that's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm just.

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<v Speaker 1>Of the opinion that it makes sense in terms of

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<v Speaker 1>the character Carl, that he would be asking the questions

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<v Speaker 1>and that you should come up with something in universe

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<v Speaker 1>that explains why you can't allow that, and that way,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like our guy is, you know, being rational

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<v Speaker 1>and careful but also thwarted, and he would have done

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<v Speaker 1>the thing if only he had been allowed to do

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<v Speaker 1>the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>But these damn rules, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>I just personally, I think this is what Carl would

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<v Speaker 1>have done if we weren't doing it for the drama.

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<v Speaker 1>I think he would have been like, what's happening, what's

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<v Speaker 2>It's not like.

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<v Speaker 1>Conversing in this way takes time for him. He can

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<v Speaker 1>do it in his head, so it's not like he

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<v Speaker 1>has to stop and type it out or focus on

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<v Speaker 1>it and it slows him down or anything. It's basically

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<v Speaker 1>a mental thing at this point, so it just wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Slow him in any way anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>So he is coming in and there are a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of x's on the map as he's seeing and as

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<v Speaker 1>he runs in, Oh, I'm sorry, guys, I bet a hah.

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<v Speaker 1>It is so weird not being able to feel it.

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<v Speaker 1>He runs in and Mango is there, and Mango is

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<v Speaker 1>double the size that he had been had been, but

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<v Speaker 1>his health is really really low, and he is defending

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<v Speaker 1>Donut because he is a fucking g and Donut herself

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<v Speaker 1>has a bunch of like spikes stuck in her as

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<v Speaker 1>well as Mango. He let's see, he stood on the

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<v Speaker 1>ground before the pile of garbage I directed around Donut

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<v Speaker 1>screeching in fury, and we find out these are street

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<v Speaker 1>urchins and they are these like spiked guys that shoot spikes, which.

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<v Speaker 2>You guys.

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<v Speaker 1>I am reading Sunrise on the Reaping with Rashaan for

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<v Speaker 1>the show that I do with a co host, and

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<v Speaker 1>we just encountered in that book a vicious giant porcupine

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<v Speaker 1>creature and it's just really funny to me, how often

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<v Speaker 1>this happens when I'm covering stuff. One property will do

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<v Speaker 1>a thing, and like literally in the same day of coverage,

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<v Speaker 1>I will be talking about another property that's done something

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<v Speaker 1>really really similar. And I'm not even really trying to

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<v Speaker 1>compare these too much, but it's just like shooting spikes

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<v Speaker 1>and that being the method, and it being this animal

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<v Speaker 1>and this sort of like gaming scenario. You know, it

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<v Speaker 1>all just feels so very very similar. And I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know why this is a thing. But when I'm saying

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<v Speaker 1>this is not like a criticism of like, oh, these

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<v Speaker 1>writers I'm talking about are so when original. That's not

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm saying at all. I'm just like reflecting on

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<v Speaker 1>the coincidental nature of covering stuff sometimes and how it

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<v Speaker 1>won't be uncanny. You know, there'll be two properties where

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<v Speaker 1>we're dealing with twins turning up in a thing, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like these tropes that will crop up or things like this.

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<v Speaker 1>This isn't even a trope. This is a very specific thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just weird.

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<v Speaker 2>So these things used to be.

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<v Speaker 1>A pet and then after the cataclysm they are turned

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<v Speaker 1>larger and deadlier and a whole lot spikier. After they

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<v Speaker 1>cleaned the corpses of their former owners. They moved into

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<v Speaker 1>the ruins and resumed their duties as the janitor mobs

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<v Speaker 1>of the over city, the ruins version of a rumba.

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<v Speaker 1>These things only have one purpose to remove dead bodies

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<v Speaker 1>and any other refuse left behind by inconsiderate crawlers. They

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<v Speaker 1>won't bother you if you don't bother them, but you

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<v Speaker 1>best not get in their way. They can be very,

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<v Speaker 1>very tenacious when it comes to taking out the trash.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is when Carl realizes I put a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of stuff up to protect Donut. I piled garbage to

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<v Speaker 1>create a barrier around her to protect her. And that

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<v Speaker 1>is what drew these fucking things here, and that is

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<v Speaker 1>what is like the fact that Mango is defending her,

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<v Speaker 1>it has triggered this attack. Like if Mongo had just

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<v Speaker 1>stepped aside and allowed these things to come in and

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<v Speaker 1>clean up, maybe this whole thing wouldn't have turned into.

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<v Speaker 2>A battle at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Maco, of course, is not to blame, because I think

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<v Speaker 1>if these things began to approach and it were Carl

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<v Speaker 1>that was defending Donut, I think Carl would have had

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<v Speaker 1>the precise and exact same reaction that mongo has. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think that this is like unless you are warned,

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<v Speaker 1>ah out of time, what you need to be looking for.

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<v Speaker 1>I would see these coming and I would assume that

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<v Speaker 1>they're a mob and that they're you know, business is

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<v Speaker 1>to fuck with me. So I really like that this

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<v Speaker 1>detail that they're not just attacking because they're hostile, malicious creatures.

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<v Speaker 2>They would have been.

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<v Speaker 1>Perfectly fine doing their business and getting the fuck out

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<v Speaker 1>of their face.

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<v Speaker 2>But we did what we did, and so they do

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<v Speaker 2>what they do.

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<v Speaker 1>And I love that just the fact that, like Mango

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<v Speaker 1>is here fucking ten toes down standing on business. How

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<v Speaker 1>many toes the velociraptor have six toes down? It's just

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<v Speaker 1>what a good boy, What a good boy? I wonder

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<v Speaker 1>all the time, you guys, if I were to be attacked,

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<v Speaker 1>what Pippin would do in that scenario, because, like, let

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<v Speaker 1>me tell you, I genuinely don't know he can. I

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<v Speaker 1>have seen him fight before and it was really it's scary,

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<v Speaker 1>but it was another dog and it was over nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>It was just territorial. It was not him like actually

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<v Speaker 1>being helpful in any sense. So I think about that

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<v Speaker 1>a lot, just like what would he I think he

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<v Speaker 1>would want to protect me, but I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>he would catch Like, for example, as a woman, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you get this image in your head of like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>what if I'm taking a walk at dusk and a

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<v Speaker 1>strange man comes to me, And I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>Pippin would be able to tell hey, stranger danger.

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<v Speaker 2>You need to worry about this guy, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, I love Mango so much. What a precious angel,

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<v Speaker 1>and I really want, like, I want Mango to get

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<v Speaker 1>accessories as this continues, that he has to wear that

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<v Speaker 1>make him like weirdly cute and just you know the

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<v Speaker 1>version for velociraptors of like little doggie jackets.

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<v Speaker 2>And things like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Some dogs don't like when you dress them up. Pippin's

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<v Speaker 1>pretty good with it. Arwin's actually been handling it somewhat well.

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<v Speaker 1>We've had to put a onesie on her because she

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<v Speaker 1>had been spade. We know that they put a collar

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<v Speaker 1>on him and he tried to rip it off, but

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<v Speaker 1>Doughnut calmed him down.

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<v Speaker 2>And now he's dealing with it, so maybe he could

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<v Speaker 2>deal with like, look, I love this idea.

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<v Speaker 1>What if you had like a little backpack, like you know,

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<v Speaker 1>veloci raptors don't have super long arms, so I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like getting it on and off and wouldn't be too hard.

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<v Speaker 1>Or you could even have like little clips or something,

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<v Speaker 1>and then he could carry stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>That'd be good.

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<v Speaker 1>Or you know, we could also the obvious thing is

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<v Speaker 1>a little saddle that Donut could ride on. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>if Donut was a riding mango. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>it gets much better than that. There's no reason you

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<v Speaker 1>can't do both. You could have a saddle with saddle bags.

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<v Speaker 1>How about that, and then we've got the best of both.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So this is carl like getting centered and figuring

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<v Speaker 1>and Carlos trives a couple of things to heal him.

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<v Speaker 1>And I've got to say the fact that Mongo like

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<v Speaker 1>He really is trying to be cooperative. I uh to

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<v Speaker 1>It's like cement texture. And when I tell you, this

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<v Speaker 1>was one time where she moved too quick and I

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<v Speaker 1>squirted half of it like on the wall behind her,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was so disgusted. Thankfully, the testing afterwards, it

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<v Speaker 1>turns out I was worried for a second, was like

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<v Speaker 1>she barely swallowed any is this gonna stay in her system?

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<v Speaker 1>And uh yeah, Jiardi is gone. But there's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>with pets. It's a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>So Mango is now level ten and is up to

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<v Speaker 1>Carl's waist and is covered in colorful feathers, which.

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<v Speaker 2>I am.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like it was mentioned that they were that

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<v Speaker 1>he was pink at one point, but I can't remember.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like he mentioned to Flamingo something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I really want to see an illustration of him, and

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to look because I know I'll get

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<v Speaker 1>spoiled if you guys, if there is an illustration of

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<v Speaker 1>him at around this stage, I would love to see it,

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<v Speaker 1>but I can see that, like there's several more books

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<v Speaker 1>already out and probably a lot of the anime. The illustrations,

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<v Speaker 1>if people are doing fan art, might be when he

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<v Speaker 2>If that's so, don't show me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll you know, it might even include like spoilery stuff

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<v Speaker 1>in terms of the gear they've got on or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>But I have to imagine le that this series has

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<v Speaker 1>spawned some pretty dope fan art, and that is something

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<v Speaker 1>that I think would be very fun to see. So

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<v Speaker 1>this is when he's hanging out and thinking about all

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<v Speaker 1>of the people that he used to know that are gone.

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<v Speaker 1>All I had left in this world was right here

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<v Speaker 1>this I thought, this is my family, and I just

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<v Speaker 1>love this moment. So Dona awakens at dawn. She doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>know what the fuck happened. Mango, of course, is delighted

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<v Speaker 1>to see her. She has risen to level fifteen at least,

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<v Speaker 1>so she's gone up. He's still far ahead of her,

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<v Speaker 1>but she's managed to level without even having been awake.

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<v Speaker 1>So I think that's fair. Come on, I said, we're

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<v Speaker 1>getting out of here. I am so confused, Donah said,

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<v Speaker 1>did I do something? I don't remember anything, but I

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<v Speaker 1>had the hoddest dream. Ferdinand came and visited me, and

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<v Speaker 1>I ran to him, but he turned into a porcupine

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<v Speaker 1>and I kept getting his quills in me. It was

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<v Speaker 1>quite unpleasant. Fucking Ferdinand, I really want this backstory very bad.

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<v Speaker 1>I told Donut the story of the previous evening. As

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<v Speaker 1>we quickly but cautiously set out for the Skyfowl settlement,

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<v Speaker 1>she was oddly quiet about the whole thing. She still

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<v Speaker 1>seemed out of sorts.

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<v Speaker 2>I am going to.

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<v Speaker 1>Make a guess here, because what he says a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit later.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that he.

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<v Speaker 1>Thinks maybe Donut is smarter than she is behaving. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>get to the full dialogue of it, but it's not dialogue,

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<v Speaker 1>it's internal monologue. But the fact that she's super quiet

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<v Speaker 1>about this, I think is due to the fact that

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<v Speaker 1>he said, we don't risk our lives for our pets.

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<v Speaker 1>And then what does he do. He goes and risks

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<v Speaker 1>his life for her, and that's like explicitly what he did.

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<v Speaker 1>You know she was being used against him, held hostage

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<v Speaker 1>so that he would complete this quest. And I think

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<v Speaker 1>when he said we don't risk our lives for our pets,

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<v Speaker 1>she was genuinely upset because she kind of wondered, does

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<v Speaker 1>he actually see me that way?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that it am I just a pet?

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<v Speaker 1>And then gets confirmation that no, I am not just that,

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<v Speaker 1>because here he is doing the.

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<v Speaker 2>Thing I kind of love this if I'm right.

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<v Speaker 1>If I'm right, I think I am. But I just

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<v Speaker 1>I really really like the idea that this served to

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<v Speaker 1>cement to her the reality of what she means to him,

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<v Speaker 1>because otherwise she was like feeling a bit of a

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<v Speaker 1>way about everything or just insecure, you know, which will happen.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like the word insecure often can be like

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<v Speaker 1>kind of weaponized as an insult against somebody, and it's like,

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<v Speaker 1>very literally it just means that you do not feel secure,

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<v Speaker 1>and that can mean a lot of things. And I

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<v Speaker 1>feel Carl has proved himself again and again as like

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<v Speaker 1>being there for her and prioritizing her, But it was

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<v Speaker 1>never a very literal do this to save her. It

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<v Speaker 1>was always like we're in this together, both fighting for.

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<v Speaker 2>Our lives as a pair.

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<v Speaker 1>And so I could see this being evidence in a

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<v Speaker 1>specific way that I actually wonder if the AI didn't

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<v Speaker 1>do this on purpose, Like is it possible that him

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<v Speaker 1>saying we don't risk our lives for our pets, if

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<v Speaker 1>there was like a response in the AI or even

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<v Speaker 1>in the audience, and they all were like, oh really,

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<v Speaker 1>do we not, Carl, and they decided that they would

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<v Speaker 1>try out that theory and see how he behaves and

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<v Speaker 1>be like, oh, what, what do you know? Maybe we

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<v Speaker 1>fucking do actually, but yeah, I think that's what's going

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<v Speaker 1>on in her head here. So they go past the

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<v Speaker 1>circus and he is like thinking about how mad he

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<v Speaker 1>is that he didn't loot all of the bodies because

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't kill the city boss.

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<v Speaker 2>And he eventually gets an achievement for running the fuck away.

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<v Speaker 2>But uh, you know, you had.

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<v Speaker 1>Your companion on the verge of death, bro, I think

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<v Speaker 1>you get a pass for not remembering to loot them.

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<v Speaker 1>You were in a hurry, It's fine. Something new did

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<v Speaker 1>emerge from the wreckage, a staircase to the fourth floor,

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<v Speaker 1>right in the middle of the park. It had been

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<v Speaker 1>hidden before. Usually these things appeared on my map, even

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<v Speaker 1>if we couldn't get to them, like the one guarded

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<v Speaker 1>by the ball of Swine. This one had not been

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<v Speaker 1>there before. I asked Mordecai about it, and he said

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<v Speaker 1>many of the stairwells from now on would only become

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<v Speaker 1>visible to us after we completed quests. This one had

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<v Speaker 1>probably been there the whole time, right underneath Grimaldy.

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<v Speaker 2>Which makes sense.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, somebody that level guarding in a staircase, so.

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<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>He mentions that Signet has probably gone already and is

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<v Speaker 1>down on the sixth floor.

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<v Speaker 2>Why didn't you just kill that boss?

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<v Speaker 1>And I ask, you still would have won a quest,

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<v Speaker 1>and think of all the experience we would have gotten.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a trap. If I'd killed it, we'd both

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<v Speaker 1>be dead. Well, if I had been there, we would

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<v Speaker 1>have done things differently. And then he says, be a messenger.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a good thing. I didn't want to say

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<v Speaker 1>out loud, but we have a new group looking out

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<v Speaker 1>for us in that production studio needs to keep us alive.

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<v Speaker 1>So because we help them out, we're good for ratings,

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<v Speaker 1>so they'll need us. And Donut says, until we get

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<v Speaker 1>to the sixth floor and they have written out some

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<v Speaker 1>story designed to get us killed or worse, realize more

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<v Speaker 1>people are talking about you than about Signet. We're guest stars.

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<v Speaker 1>It's dangerous to have guest stars more interesting than the

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<v Speaker 1>main character. That's why they killed Barb on Stranger Things,

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<v Speaker 1>which I do find that reference funny. Barb is one

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<v Speaker 1>of those things, guys where I can't help but feel

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<v Speaker 1>that it's bad faith. Whenever people try and argue about

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<v Speaker 1>how Barb should have stayed alive.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like it.

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<v Speaker 1>Was just like Barb was just sort of an awkward

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<v Speaker 1>looking character that seemed kind cared about her friend, and

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<v Speaker 1>everybody decided that they were going to like rally behind

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<v Speaker 1>her in a way that felt almost like low key making.

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<v Speaker 2>Fun of her in a way.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, it's like we're celebrating her, but like not really.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a similar thing, and I can't remember the

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<v Speaker 1>guy's name. I think I feel like his first name

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<v Speaker 1>was Ken, and I can't remember his last name, But

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<v Speaker 1>there was a dude who like got a bunch of

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<v Speaker 1>notoriety from a clip from a show that went viral,

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<v Speaker 1>and he was a really weird looking like he was

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<v Speaker 1>a fat, mustached guy with weird glasses, and everybody weirdly

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<v Speaker 1>grew obsessed with him for like three days, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>how these viral things happened, and it was all, again,

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<v Speaker 1>we're celebrating him, but it was like you're just kind

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<v Speaker 1>of laughing at him, and I wish that you'd just

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<v Speaker 1>be fucking.

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<v Speaker 2>Real about it, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I just felt like that with Barb, that it was

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<v Speaker 1>sort of we're pretending we're on her side, but it's like.

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<v Speaker 2>Weird.

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<v Speaker 1>There's like an undercurrent of bullying to it. So anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that that's why they killed Barb at all,

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<v Speaker 1>but because like that was all filmed ahead of time,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not how that works. But you know, he says,

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<v Speaker 1>that does make sense. You're better with his television stuff

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<v Speaker 1>than I am. When we get there, we'll need to

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<v Speaker 1>think of every possible scenario. And then in all caps,

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<v Speaker 1>guessing the plot lines of television shows is my superpower.

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<v Speaker 1>And it says the second she said that, I realized

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<v Speaker 1>she hadn't posted the earlier, longer chat message in all caps.

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<v Speaker 2>And that was when I'm listening on the audiobook.

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<v Speaker 1>The narrator yells when she's doing all caps, and so

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<v Speaker 1>when he suddenly yells, it did for me all so go.

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<v Speaker 1>He didn't yell the other one though, So I liked

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<v Speaker 1>it that I had the same moment with Carl of

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<v Speaker 1>just like, huh, there was more to it, something that

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<v Speaker 1>had been bothering me for a while. Doughnut made a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of seemingly rash decisions and comments, yet they were

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<v Speaker 1>almost always good decisions, even though they sometimes didn't look

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<v Speaker 1>like it at the time. And while I knew her

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00:27:25.440 --> 00:27:28.880
<v Speaker 1>intelligence being higher than mine, didn't really mean she was

424
00:27:28.920 --> 00:27:32.240
<v Speaker 1>smarter than me. I'd been suspecting for a while now

425
00:27:32.440 --> 00:27:34.880
<v Speaker 1>that so much of her camera facing self was an

426
00:27:34.920 --> 00:27:38.839
<v Speaker 1>act designed to hide her true cunning nature from the world.

427
00:27:39.559 --> 00:27:45.160
<v Speaker 1>The problem was now we were always camera facing. As

428
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<v Speaker 1>outgoing as brash as she was, she was still new

429
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<v Speaker 1>to this world, new to having real sapient thoughts. She

430
00:27:53.039 --> 00:27:55.880
<v Speaker 1>was still coming into her own. The adult she would

431
00:27:55.880 --> 00:27:59.079
<v Speaker 1>become was in there somewhere, just starting to emerge. But

432
00:27:59.079 --> 00:28:02.039
<v Speaker 1>Odette was write about her. She was still a child,

433
00:28:02.119 --> 00:28:05.960
<v Speaker 1>and she held many childlike attitudes and beliefs. It'd be

434
00:28:06.000 --> 00:28:10.559
<v Speaker 1>a long time before she fully emerged, sorry, fully matured,

435
00:28:10.599 --> 00:28:13.119
<v Speaker 1>but it was clear if she did manage to grow up,

436
00:28:13.279 --> 00:28:18.880
<v Speaker 1>she'd develop into a fiercely intelligent person. At the same time,

437
00:28:19.240 --> 00:28:22.079
<v Speaker 1>she seemed to hold the belief that outward cleverness and

438
00:28:22.200 --> 00:28:27.039
<v Speaker 1>quiet efficiency was something she needed to hide or worse, suppress.

439
00:28:27.720 --> 00:28:30.200
<v Speaker 1>Part of it was the nature of the beast, after all,

440
00:28:30.240 --> 00:28:33.359
<v Speaker 1>we needed to be popular to survive. But I was

441
00:28:33.359 --> 00:28:35.480
<v Speaker 1>starting to really worry about her development, and I had

442
00:28:35.480 --> 00:28:37.599
<v Speaker 1>no idea how to talk to her about it without

443
00:28:37.799 --> 00:28:42.119
<v Speaker 1>sounding like an ass. I had a quick memory of

444
00:28:42.200 --> 00:28:46.000
<v Speaker 1>Bee's mom. It was just this past Thanksgiving, and we'd

445
00:28:46.079 --> 00:28:48.160
<v Speaker 1>driven over to spend the weekend at her parents' house.

446
00:28:48.680 --> 00:28:50.799
<v Speaker 1>I've been asleep on the couch, but I awakened to

447
00:28:50.839 --> 00:28:54.920
<v Speaker 1>hear Bee and her mom whispering. Bee's mom had said,

448
00:28:55.160 --> 00:28:57.319
<v Speaker 1>you have to make them think you're dumber than you are.

449
00:28:57.640 --> 00:29:00.319
<v Speaker 1>That's the only way to catch a good man. You

450
00:29:00.359 --> 00:29:03.440
<v Speaker 1>can't control the ones who are smarter than you, and

451
00:29:03.480 --> 00:29:05.319
<v Speaker 1>you don't want the dumb ones to know they're the

452
00:29:05.400 --> 00:29:08.640
<v Speaker 1>dumb ones. Well, some man realizes he's superter than his mate.

453
00:29:08.680 --> 00:29:11.720
<v Speaker 1>He gets mean, You're lucky to have found Carl. I

454
00:29:11.799 --> 00:29:15.559
<v Speaker 1>just wish he was a doctor or a lawyer, and

455
00:29:16.119 --> 00:29:22.599
<v Speaker 1>B replies, he's not complicated, that's for sure. It doesn't

456
00:29:22.599 --> 00:29:25.480
<v Speaker 1>take much to make him happy. He says what he means.

457
00:29:26.039 --> 00:29:28.079
<v Speaker 1>He won't fight me, even if I try to fight.

458
00:29:28.640 --> 00:29:30.519
<v Speaker 1>He's not a doctor, but he makes good money and

459
00:29:30.519 --> 00:29:33.640
<v Speaker 1>he doesn't spend it on anything. Plus, I love him, Mom.

460
00:29:34.160 --> 00:29:35.880
<v Speaker 1>I know I screw it up a lot, but I

461
00:29:35.920 --> 00:29:41.519
<v Speaker 1>do love him. I really do. And it's such a

462
00:29:41.519 --> 00:29:44.079
<v Speaker 1>weird thing because you guys, be it's just felt so

463
00:29:44.240 --> 00:29:47.240
<v Speaker 1>much like she doesn't love him.

464
00:29:46.720 --> 00:29:48.359
<v Speaker 2>And her behavior.

465
00:29:48.000 --> 00:29:51.039
<v Speaker 1>Points to that she doesn't love him. But when she

466
00:29:51.119 --> 00:29:53.920
<v Speaker 1>says this, I think she believes it. When she's saying this,

467
00:29:54.160 --> 00:29:57.599
<v Speaker 1>I don't think that this is her lying. I think

468
00:29:57.640 --> 00:30:03.160
<v Speaker 1>that she's not good at loving. I think that she's

469
00:30:03.279 --> 00:30:08.640
<v Speaker 1>just a very selfish person. And honestly, in some ways

470
00:30:08.680 --> 00:30:09.559
<v Speaker 1>I can relate to this.

471
00:30:10.480 --> 00:30:15.640
<v Speaker 2>I am not always like good at being.

472
00:30:16.839 --> 00:30:20.920
<v Speaker 1>Kind to the people that I care about, even though

473
00:30:21.079 --> 00:30:23.559
<v Speaker 1>I know that they deserve it, and that I am

474
00:30:23.720 --> 00:30:27.759
<v Speaker 1>sometimes snide or snotty in a way that's like not

475
00:30:27.920 --> 00:30:32.200
<v Speaker 1>about them, but it still affects them, and it can

476
00:30:32.240 --> 00:30:37.039
<v Speaker 1>be hard to like grapple with that. And her saying

477
00:30:37.039 --> 00:30:39.359
<v Speaker 1>I know I screw it up a lot for me

478
00:30:39.759 --> 00:30:43.200
<v Speaker 1>is very much translating as I cheat on him all

479
00:30:43.240 --> 00:30:45.880
<v Speaker 1>the time. You know, it's just very much to me,

480
00:30:46.119 --> 00:30:53.960
<v Speaker 1>like translates to that. But yeah, this this thought process

481
00:30:54.039 --> 00:30:59.640
<v Speaker 1>that you can't let them know you're smart. This is

482
00:30:59.759 --> 00:31:06.039
<v Speaker 1>a very real tactic talk to women. It is something

483
00:31:06.079 --> 00:31:11.359
<v Speaker 1>that my mother was very careful about, because she there

484
00:31:11.400 --> 00:31:14.039
<v Speaker 1>was There's this point in the movie Stand in the

485
00:31:14.079 --> 00:31:18.160
<v Speaker 1>Liver where one of the women, the girls really because

486
00:31:18.160 --> 00:31:22.599
<v Speaker 1>she's a student, her mother tells her boys don't like

487
00:31:22.640 --> 00:31:24.640
<v Speaker 1>it when you're too smart, and is trying to tell

488
00:31:24.680 --> 00:31:26.920
<v Speaker 1>her like to not be too good at math and stuff.

489
00:31:27.319 --> 00:31:30.599
<v Speaker 1>And my mom got so angry watching that and was

490
00:31:30.759 --> 00:31:34.119
<v Speaker 1>just like saying to me, that is absolute bullshit. You'd

491
00:31:34.119 --> 00:31:36.279
<v Speaker 1>be as smart as you need to be and be

492
00:31:36.400 --> 00:31:43.519
<v Speaker 1>yoursel YadA YadA. But she also did like kind of

493
00:31:43.599 --> 00:31:48.079
<v Speaker 1>impress upon me sometimes you need to manipulate men into

494
00:31:48.119 --> 00:31:50.839
<v Speaker 1>doing the thing and let them believe that it was

495
00:31:50.880 --> 00:31:56.440
<v Speaker 1>their idea. Don't boss them because they get very resistant

496
00:31:56.440 --> 00:32:02.759
<v Speaker 1>to being told what to do. Finesse them, drop hints,

497
00:32:03.400 --> 00:32:07.920
<v Speaker 1>YadA YadA, you know. And it was the kind of

498
00:32:08.000 --> 00:32:11.440
<v Speaker 1>advice that I know was well meaning, and I think

499
00:32:12.359 --> 00:32:16.400
<v Speaker 1>in her scenario is very true, and I think for

500
00:32:16.480 --> 00:32:20.319
<v Speaker 1>a lot of women that probably works. But I chose

501
00:32:20.519 --> 00:32:26.680
<v Speaker 1>partners that I didn't need to do that with. I

502
00:32:26.720 --> 00:32:30.039
<v Speaker 1>saw when my mother gave me that advice. Yes, this

503
00:32:30.200 --> 00:32:32.920
<v Speaker 1>is true for her because she married my father, who

504
00:32:33.000 --> 00:32:40.759
<v Speaker 1>is a very controlling, traditional, misogynist gender roles kind of guy.

505
00:32:41.519 --> 00:32:44.759
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, she probably does have to handle him this way.

506
00:32:45.839 --> 00:32:50.160
<v Speaker 1>But I'm not going to do that with Marshall. I

507
00:32:50.160 --> 00:32:53.519
<v Speaker 1>didn't do that with Brendan. I married men who I

508
00:32:53.680 --> 00:32:59.359
<v Speaker 1>knew appreciated that I was really smart and that we're

509
00:32:59.359 --> 00:33:01.519
<v Speaker 1>willing to to the fact that I was better than

510
00:33:01.519 --> 00:33:05.519
<v Speaker 1>them at things, you know, while they were better than

511
00:33:05.519 --> 00:33:10.359
<v Speaker 1>me at other things. So this tactic, He goes on

512
00:33:10.440 --> 00:33:14.519
<v Speaker 1>to say here, that attitude that we had to wear

513
00:33:14.519 --> 00:33:16.039
<v Speaker 1>a mask even toward our family.

514
00:33:16.079 --> 00:33:17.799
<v Speaker 2>It was one I could never understand.

515
00:33:18.440 --> 00:33:21.319
<v Speaker 1>A lot of people, men and women thought like that,

516
00:33:21.559 --> 00:33:23.839
<v Speaker 1>and I didn't get it. And now I was afraid

517
00:33:23.880 --> 00:33:27.079
<v Speaker 1>Doughnut had inherited the same attitude directly from Be and

518
00:33:27.160 --> 00:33:30.480
<v Speaker 1>her mom, and that we have to wear a mask

519
00:33:30.519 --> 00:33:34.440
<v Speaker 1>even toward our family. The fact that he can't understand

520
00:33:34.480 --> 00:33:40.480
<v Speaker 1>it is part of the thing that I really personally

521
00:33:41.480 --> 00:33:46.240
<v Speaker 1>do relate to. But I also like I am someone

522
00:33:46.519 --> 00:33:50.640
<v Speaker 1>who I am pretty much the same no matter who

523
00:33:50.680 --> 00:33:54.400
<v Speaker 1>I am around. I will cut back on the swearing,

524
00:33:55.720 --> 00:34:00.839
<v Speaker 1>for example, when I am with Marshall's family, but I

525
00:34:00.920 --> 00:34:03.039
<v Speaker 1>will still say the same comment. I'll just cut the

526
00:34:03.079 --> 00:34:05.279
<v Speaker 1>swear out of it or replace it with something else.

527
00:34:06.000 --> 00:34:11.239
<v Speaker 1>I don't change my personality up, you know. And I

528
00:34:11.320 --> 00:34:13.760
<v Speaker 1>understand that we all wear different hats depending on who

529
00:34:13.800 --> 00:34:17.960
<v Speaker 1>we're around to a degree, but mine don't change too much.

530
00:34:18.039 --> 00:34:19.679
<v Speaker 1>It's more like I have the same hat and I

531
00:34:19.760 --> 00:34:23.880
<v Speaker 1>just changed the hat band. You know what, I mean, however,

532
00:34:26.400 --> 00:34:31.519
<v Speaker 1>I got pretty lucky in terms of my family and

533
00:34:31.880 --> 00:34:34.320
<v Speaker 1>Marshall's family, and.

534
00:34:36.119 --> 00:34:37.639
<v Speaker 2>There are a lot of.

535
00:34:37.559 --> 00:34:45.599
<v Speaker 1>Folks out there who they were not safe being themselves

536
00:34:45.679 --> 00:34:48.920
<v Speaker 1>and they needed masks to be safe, to be protected,

537
00:34:48.960 --> 00:34:54.639
<v Speaker 1>to be accepted or taken care of. And so Carl

538
00:34:54.719 --> 00:34:58.760
<v Speaker 1>feeling like I don't get it, I bet you don't

539
00:34:58.760 --> 00:35:04.360
<v Speaker 1>get it. Like, as a woman, I have been lucky

540
00:35:04.480 --> 00:35:07.920
<v Speaker 1>enough in my life to not really have felt in

541
00:35:08.079 --> 00:35:10.119
<v Speaker 1>danger enough that I have to put on an act.

542
00:35:10.960 --> 00:35:13.440
<v Speaker 2>But I am very.

543
00:35:13.199 --> 00:35:17.000
<v Speaker 1>Well acquainted with the feeling of like, am I going

544
00:35:17.079 --> 00:35:18.880
<v Speaker 1>to have to do that? This guy is giving me

545
00:35:18.960 --> 00:35:23.360
<v Speaker 1>the willies a little bit? Like should I keep an

546
00:35:23.400 --> 00:35:27.760
<v Speaker 1>eye on this situation? Should I pretend that I'm okay

547
00:35:27.840 --> 00:35:28.920
<v Speaker 1>with flirting.

548
00:35:28.519 --> 00:35:31.199
<v Speaker 2>With him even though I do not like him, because

549
00:35:31.239 --> 00:35:32.239
<v Speaker 2>he's going to get mad?

550
00:35:32.400 --> 00:35:38.440
<v Speaker 1>Like women, especially, we have more demand on us than

551
00:35:39.000 --> 00:35:51.920
<v Speaker 1>men to be like pliable and accommodating, and we have

552
00:35:52.000 --> 00:35:57.440
<v Speaker 1>to don a mask, especially historically, to keep ourselves safe.

553
00:35:58.280 --> 00:36:02.000
<v Speaker 1>And people of color black people are going to understand

554
00:36:02.000 --> 00:36:02.480
<v Speaker 1>this as well.

555
00:36:02.559 --> 00:36:04.000
<v Speaker 2>That's what code switching is.

556
00:36:04.039 --> 00:36:07.280
<v Speaker 1>You have to be a totally different version of yourself

557
00:36:07.320 --> 00:36:09.760
<v Speaker 1>in the workplace than you get to be at home,

558
00:36:10.679 --> 00:36:16.199
<v Speaker 1>and Carl, you're a white straight male, like you probably

559
00:36:16.800 --> 00:36:19.079
<v Speaker 1>have managed a lot of your life to not have

560
00:36:19.159 --> 00:36:21.320
<v Speaker 1>to do that because it's just not expected of you.

561
00:36:22.320 --> 00:36:24.440
<v Speaker 1>And I've been lucky and I haven't had to do

562
00:36:24.480 --> 00:36:29.320
<v Speaker 1>it too much. But it's you know, the fact that

563
00:36:29.360 --> 00:36:33.039
<v Speaker 1>he doesn't get it. I want to just praise this

564
00:36:33.199 --> 00:36:36.199
<v Speaker 1>overall personality for that, but I also feel like that's

565
00:36:36.239 --> 00:36:37.639
<v Speaker 1>just privileged too, you know.

566
00:36:37.960 --> 00:36:41.960
<v Speaker 2>There there is some like a big part.

567
00:36:41.760 --> 00:36:47.840
<v Speaker 1>Of that is that as men, as white straight men,

568
00:36:48.599 --> 00:36:51.599
<v Speaker 1>you often do get to be yourselves and it is

569
00:36:51.639 --> 00:36:56.880
<v Speaker 1>simply taken and accepted in a way that many other

570
00:36:56.960 --> 00:37:01.039
<v Speaker 1>people who fall outside those lines have not been allowed

571
00:37:01.079 --> 00:37:04.480
<v Speaker 1>to do without there being repercussions for it of some kind.

572
00:37:05.159 --> 00:37:10.000
<v Speaker 1>Whether or not it's dramatic repercussions, it's still sometimes just

573
00:37:10.199 --> 00:37:15.920
<v Speaker 1>uncomfortable enough that we're not going to do it, you know. Anyway,

574
00:37:17.039 --> 00:37:21.320
<v Speaker 1>the fact that he's wondering about this with Donut and

575
00:37:21.360 --> 00:37:27.480
<v Speaker 1>her saying like maybe thinking that she needs to pretend

576
00:37:27.519 --> 00:37:32.119
<v Speaker 1>that she's dumber than Carl, I'm definitely going to be

577
00:37:32.159 --> 00:37:33.880
<v Speaker 1>He be anigh on that, And there's something later on

578
00:37:33.920 --> 00:37:36.360
<v Speaker 1>that I feel like points to a moment of her

579
00:37:36.400 --> 00:37:44.000
<v Speaker 1>doing this, so then Zev checks in and she says,

580
00:37:44.039 --> 00:37:46.239
<v Speaker 1>I have you both book for a new show the

581
00:37:46.320 --> 00:37:50.760
<v Speaker 1>day after tomorrow called Danger Zone with Ripper Wanton. It's

582
00:37:50.800 --> 00:37:53.280
<v Speaker 1>a round table, a real round table. There will be

583
00:37:53.320 --> 00:37:56.920
<v Speaker 1>other crawlers and a few other intergalactic celebrities, maybe a politician.

584
00:37:57.000 --> 00:37:59.440
<v Speaker 1>The show covers a few different hot topics of the day.

585
00:38:00.119 --> 00:38:01.400
<v Speaker 2>It has an audience.

586
00:38:01.000 --> 00:38:04.079
<v Speaker 1>Participation segment too, people will call in and ask questions.

587
00:38:04.079 --> 00:38:10.719
<v Speaker 1>This is uncensored, so be ready for anything. Carl asks

588
00:38:10.760 --> 00:38:13.119
<v Speaker 1>about whether Vengeance of the Daughter is being produced by

589
00:38:13.159 --> 00:38:16.159
<v Speaker 1>the Cuatine and she says no. Nobody in our system

590
00:38:16.239 --> 00:38:18.159
<v Speaker 1>is allowed to run cereals while we run the game.

591
00:38:18.239 --> 00:38:22.280
<v Speaker 1>These are private groups. Who's the one we contracted with

592
00:38:22.719 --> 00:38:28.800
<v Speaker 1>an entity called Sensation Entertainment Incorporated, And she says, I

593
00:38:28.840 --> 00:38:31.360
<v Speaker 1>was dealing with a sac a race of people that

594
00:38:31.400 --> 00:38:33.599
<v Speaker 1>are pretty common, but I can't tell you if you

595
00:38:33.639 --> 00:38:40.519
<v Speaker 1>don't already know. So we'll be seeing some sex eventually.

596
00:38:43.599 --> 00:38:50.199
<v Speaker 1>They keep Donut keeps using clockwork triplicate on Mango, so

597
00:38:51.039 --> 00:38:54.159
<v Speaker 1>she gets that up to level three. He practices his

598
00:38:54.280 --> 00:39:00.440
<v Speaker 1>speed fear spell. The problem was the spellman tended to

599
00:39:00.480 --> 00:39:02.880
<v Speaker 1>make them run away, and if we didn't kill them.

600
00:39:02.880 --> 00:39:05.039
<v Speaker 1>We didn't get any experience.

601
00:39:07.719 --> 00:39:08.480
<v Speaker 2>To solve the issue.

602
00:39:08.519 --> 00:39:10.159
<v Speaker 1>Donut and I came with the first move of what

603
00:39:10.199 --> 00:39:12.920
<v Speaker 1>I would call our playbook. I gave a name to

604
00:39:12.960 --> 00:39:15.719
<v Speaker 1>each play, and as soon as it was called, we'd

605
00:39:15.719 --> 00:39:18.880
<v Speaker 1>follow a set of predetermined reactions. While it was good

606
00:39:18.920 --> 00:39:21.199
<v Speaker 1>to be adaptive and fluid, the flight, the fight with

607
00:39:21.280 --> 00:39:23.599
<v Speaker 1>the mold Lion taught me that having a set of

608
00:39:23.639 --> 00:39:27.480
<v Speaker 1>canned reactions to certain situations could be beneficial. Either of

609
00:39:27.559 --> 00:39:30.599
<v Speaker 1>us were allowed to call plays, and once someone did,

610
00:39:30.760 --> 00:39:33.800
<v Speaker 1>we needed to follow the play without question. That way,

611
00:39:33.840 --> 00:39:36.199
<v Speaker 1>we work together and know what each other were doing.

612
00:39:37.320 --> 00:39:41.079
<v Speaker 1>The first one I called panic, I'd cast fear and

613
00:39:41.159 --> 00:39:43.760
<v Speaker 1>Donut would hit it with a missile. It wasn't complicated,

614
00:39:43.760 --> 00:39:45.880
<v Speaker 1>and it was pretty much what we would naturally what

615
00:39:45.920 --> 00:39:48.119
<v Speaker 1>would naturally happen anyway, but it was a good start.

616
00:39:48.960 --> 00:39:51.679
<v Speaker 1>We practiced that and I managed to raise Fear to

617
00:39:51.800 --> 00:39:57.159
<v Speaker 1>level three, and Mango was level ten and was starting

618
00:39:57.199 --> 00:40:02.239
<v Speaker 1>to look scary as fuck. He still had a tendency

619
00:40:02.239 --> 00:40:04.239
<v Speaker 1>to scream at the sight of monsters, but he was

620
00:40:04.320 --> 00:40:07.159
<v Speaker 1>much better at not turning into a death chicken berserker.

621
00:40:07.239 --> 00:40:11.199
<v Speaker 1>Until we unleashed him. He had a jump attack. That

622
00:40:11.320 --> 00:40:14.960
<v Speaker 1>was just amazing. He could now leap twenty feet from

623
00:40:15.000 --> 00:40:19.599
<v Speaker 1>a complete standstill. He'd fly through the air feet first,

624
00:40:19.920 --> 00:40:22.880
<v Speaker 1>and his claws would disembowel an enemy before it even

625
00:40:22.960 --> 00:40:24.400
<v Speaker 1>realized what was happening.

626
00:40:25.719 --> 00:40:26.559
<v Speaker 2>And I like that.

627
00:40:26.679 --> 00:40:30.079
<v Speaker 1>Eventually he talks about like, if we run into a

628
00:40:30.079 --> 00:40:31.840
<v Speaker 1>pack of these things at some point, that's going to

629
00:40:31.880 --> 00:40:35.039
<v Speaker 1>be really scary, and also that Mango is starting to

630
00:40:35.079 --> 00:40:37.320
<v Speaker 1>become a little bit of an experience.

631
00:40:39.599 --> 00:40:44.559
<v Speaker 2>What do you call it? Oh, horder, I don't remember

632
00:40:44.559 --> 00:40:45.239
<v Speaker 2>the word he uses.

633
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<v Speaker 1>This comes up later, hog, I think is the word

634
00:40:48.159 --> 00:40:50.639
<v Speaker 1>he uses. But yeah, because he's so eager to fight,

635
00:40:50.760 --> 00:40:54.440
<v Speaker 1>so he like runs up all the time and just

636
00:40:54.519 --> 00:40:56.760
<v Speaker 1>attacks before they even get a chance. So he's the

637
00:40:56.800 --> 00:40:59.519
<v Speaker 1>one just like leveling up, leveling up, which is very

638
00:40:59.519 --> 00:41:01.480
<v Speaker 1>funny and it makes a lot of sense because he

639
00:41:01.559 --> 00:41:02.519
<v Speaker 1>just doesn't get.

640
00:41:02.440 --> 00:41:04.920
<v Speaker 2>How this works. He just wants to fight because he

641
00:41:05.039 --> 00:41:06.840
<v Speaker 2>enjoys the fight. He doesn't know.

642
00:41:06.800 --> 00:41:09.199
<v Speaker 1>About the leveling up thing. I don't think he's got

643
00:41:09.199 --> 00:41:16.079
<v Speaker 1>that piece together. So they reached the town and there

644
00:41:16.159 --> 00:41:19.519
<v Speaker 1>are a bunch of the type of creature that Mordecai

645
00:41:19.639 --> 00:41:24.920
<v Speaker 1>used to be. The average man was about five and

646
00:41:24.960 --> 00:41:27.719
<v Speaker 1>a half feet tall, and more oddly, they didn't have

647
00:41:27.840 --> 00:41:31.199
<v Speaker 1>separate arms. They had wings with little finger bones protruding

648
00:41:31.239 --> 00:41:34.320
<v Speaker 1>from the center joint. It appeared they mostly used their

649
00:41:34.440 --> 00:41:39.480
<v Speaker 1>large talons as hands. Other NPCs, including humans and orcs,

650
00:41:39.559 --> 00:41:42.559
<v Speaker 1>also wandered through the town. The town guards were the

651
00:41:42.599 --> 00:41:45.239
<v Speaker 1>same walking suits of armor. I pulled up the map,

652
00:41:45.320 --> 00:41:48.079
<v Speaker 1>found the closest to Torio Guild, and we headed.

653
00:41:47.760 --> 00:41:48.559
<v Speaker 2>Straight for it.

654
00:41:49.480 --> 00:41:52.880
<v Speaker 1>As we walked, I caught sight of multiple crawlers. Most

655
00:41:52.960 --> 00:41:56.639
<v Speaker 1>of them saw us and froze. A few waved and

656
00:41:56.719 --> 00:42:03.599
<v Speaker 1>called out. And I like the fact that they are

657
00:42:03.719 --> 00:42:07.679
<v Speaker 1>known by other crawlers now takes everything to a different level.

658
00:42:08.480 --> 00:42:12.320
<v Speaker 1>I mean, they haven't run into that many crawlers to

659
00:42:12.360 --> 00:42:14.079
<v Speaker 1>begin with, so I don't know how we'd even know.

660
00:42:14.639 --> 00:42:19.440
<v Speaker 1>But this is just like you're a target now in

661
00:42:19.519 --> 00:42:23.719
<v Speaker 1>a way that might be optimal for them to take

662
00:42:23.760 --> 00:42:26.679
<v Speaker 1>you out potentially, So just watch out for that is

663
00:42:26.719 --> 00:42:31.559
<v Speaker 1>all I'm saying, Carl. Other NPCs, including humans and orcs,

664
00:42:31.639 --> 00:42:34.239
<v Speaker 1>also wandered through the town. Oh wait, I already read

665
00:42:34.239 --> 00:42:36.599
<v Speaker 1>that part. Sorry, Oh yeah, here it is. I was

666
00:42:36.639 --> 00:42:40.039
<v Speaker 1>currently level eighteen, Doughnut was fifteen. Most of these guys

667
00:42:40.119 --> 00:42:43.679
<v Speaker 1>hovered around ten to twelve and didn't have any stars

668
00:42:43.679 --> 00:42:46.320
<v Speaker 1>by their names. I wondered how the hell they were

669
00:42:46.360 --> 00:42:51.440
<v Speaker 1>still alive. And that's surprising to me as well that

670
00:42:51.559 --> 00:42:53.320
<v Speaker 1>they have managed to get this far. But you know,

671
00:42:53.320 --> 00:42:55.960
<v Speaker 1>we also have all the guys from like the nursing

672
00:42:55.960 --> 00:42:57.559
<v Speaker 1>home that didn't kill anybody.

673
00:42:57.599 --> 00:43:00.800
<v Speaker 2>Ever, So.

674
00:43:03.480 --> 00:43:08.840
<v Speaker 1>Doughnut starts pointing to this tower, and it's got a

675
00:43:08.920 --> 00:43:14.719
<v Speaker 1>big sign a Desperado club member's only section plus public pub.

676
00:43:15.519 --> 00:43:17.719
<v Speaker 1>I always wanted to go clubbing. She looked at Mongo.

677
00:43:17.760 --> 00:43:21.400
<v Speaker 1>Do you want to go dancing with Mommy? Something tells

678
00:43:21.440 --> 00:43:24.199
<v Speaker 1>me they won't let Mango in there, I said, as

679
00:43:24.239 --> 00:43:26.400
<v Speaker 1>I pushed to the door and pushed at the door

680
00:43:26.440 --> 00:43:33.239
<v Speaker 1>of the tutorial Guild. But yeah, this, uh, this moment,

681
00:43:33.480 --> 00:43:37.960
<v Speaker 1>it's an I kind of like when these moments are timed.

682
00:43:37.559 --> 00:43:38.840
<v Speaker 2>By the writer.

683
00:43:39.599 --> 00:43:42.000
<v Speaker 1>As far as they're about to go into the guild,

684
00:43:42.800 --> 00:43:45.960
<v Speaker 1>Carl takes a moment to stop and look around, and

685
00:43:45.960 --> 00:43:49.480
<v Speaker 1>then it says, I had a sudden, inexplicable feeling of

686
00:43:49.679 --> 00:43:54.239
<v Speaker 1>longing wash over me. I wished this was all over.

687
00:43:55.400 --> 00:43:57.599
<v Speaker 1>It doesn't take much to make him happy, be it

688
00:43:57.719 --> 00:43:58.199
<v Speaker 1>said to.

689
00:43:58.119 --> 00:43:59.760
<v Speaker 2>Her mom It was true.

690
00:44:00.760 --> 00:44:02.920
<v Speaker 1>I wondered what level we'd have to get to before

691
00:44:02.920 --> 00:44:05.079
<v Speaker 1>they'd allow us to settle in a town like this,

692
00:44:06.440 --> 00:44:11.440
<v Speaker 1>and I have to assume that doesn't happen.

693
00:44:11.480 --> 00:44:14.760
<v Speaker 2>Ever, I don't know.

694
00:44:15.079 --> 00:44:16.760
<v Speaker 1>It makes me think of like, you know, in the

695
00:44:16.840 --> 00:44:21.079
<v Speaker 1>Hunger Games, for example, the victor they're given like a

696
00:44:21.199 --> 00:44:25.079
<v Speaker 1>house to live in and a stipend of like extra food,

697
00:44:25.360 --> 00:44:27.400
<v Speaker 1>and yeah, like they get all kinds of stuff.

698
00:44:28.119 --> 00:44:31.400
<v Speaker 2>But also something that doesn't get talked.

699
00:44:31.119 --> 00:44:37.320
<v Speaker 1>About very much is that they get used in a

700
00:44:37.360 --> 00:44:40.840
<v Speaker 1>way that isn't seen by people outside of the capital.

701
00:44:41.679 --> 00:44:44.440
<v Speaker 1>And the one that we most often think about with this,

702
00:44:44.480 --> 00:44:48.079
<v Speaker 1>if we've read the book, is Phinic because he gets

703
00:44:48.119 --> 00:44:54.920
<v Speaker 1>prostituted out, pimped out, and nobody knows about it. They ally,

704
00:44:55.159 --> 00:45:00.000
<v Speaker 1>they know that he is a lothario that's out here

705
00:45:00.039 --> 00:45:03.079
<v Speaker 1>hooking up with tons of people, but it is not

706
00:45:03.320 --> 00:45:08.480
<v Speaker 1>framed as that this is being done to him and

707
00:45:08.519 --> 00:45:11.480
<v Speaker 1>that he has no choice, which is the reality of

708
00:45:11.519 --> 00:45:16.679
<v Speaker 1>the situation. So, you know, I can't help but wonder, like,

709
00:45:16.800 --> 00:45:20.880
<v Speaker 1>if you even were to win this game, what do

710
00:45:20.960 --> 00:45:23.360
<v Speaker 1>they continue to do? They have so much power, they

711
00:45:23.440 --> 00:45:26.840
<v Speaker 1>might just continue to fuck you, you know, I don't know.

712
00:45:29.920 --> 00:45:34.239
<v Speaker 1>So Chapter thirteen, Oh my god, you guys I'm so sorry.

713
00:45:34.280 --> 00:45:36.559
<v Speaker 1>I'm looking at this like I'm just getting the second

714
00:45:36.559 --> 00:45:38.840
<v Speaker 1>of these three chapters, and I'm at forty six minutes.

715
00:45:39.280 --> 00:45:40.639
<v Speaker 2>I am out of control.

716
00:45:40.760 --> 00:45:48.400
<v Speaker 1>Okay. Mordecai is very excited because they settled in a

717
00:45:48.440 --> 00:45:51.320
<v Speaker 1>medium town and he wants to do some shit.

718
00:45:53.719 --> 00:45:54.639
<v Speaker 2>And he has.

719
00:45:54.559 --> 00:45:59.119
<v Speaker 1>Found a potion that he can drink that keeps him

720
00:45:59.119 --> 00:46:06.760
<v Speaker 1>from getting absolutely fucking flattened by alcohol. And he is

721
00:46:06.840 --> 00:46:11.280
<v Speaker 1>also like talks about how good he is at alchemy

722
00:46:11.800 --> 00:46:15.320
<v Speaker 1>that he studied fungus, YadA, YadA. It's all gone together

723
00:46:15.440 --> 00:46:18.360
<v Speaker 1>very well. Odette made me spend a lot of time

724
00:46:18.480 --> 00:46:21.199
<v Speaker 1>learning about that stuff. When we made it to that floor,

725
00:46:21.719 --> 00:46:24.239
<v Speaker 1>the sixth floor is very thick with vegetation.

726
00:46:25.599 --> 00:46:28.679
<v Speaker 2>Huh, I said, don't it looked at me sharply.

727
00:46:28.800 --> 00:46:31.840
<v Speaker 1>The moment he said that she'd understood the significance of

728
00:46:31.880 --> 00:46:35.880
<v Speaker 1>that last sentence the same moment I did. Neither of

729
00:46:35.960 --> 00:46:40.559
<v Speaker 1>us said anything, And I'm assuming that what they mean

730
00:46:40.679 --> 00:46:45.280
<v Speaker 1>is just that, like, Odette knows that he knows a lot,

731
00:46:45.400 --> 00:46:49.119
<v Speaker 1>and that is why she told them to make him

732
00:46:49.119 --> 00:46:52.519
<v Speaker 1>their manager, because that's gonna be key, I'm assuming.

733
00:46:55.559 --> 00:46:58.079
<v Speaker 2>So they start going through their gear.

734
00:46:59.840 --> 00:47:03.840
<v Speaker 1>And let's see, Oh yeah, there was an announcement with

735
00:47:03.960 --> 00:47:07.679
<v Speaker 1>patch notes, and there is a collective bidding for sponsorships.

736
00:47:08.719 --> 00:47:10.519
<v Speaker 1>A bunch of info here that I'm not going to

737
00:47:10.599 --> 00:47:13.679
<v Speaker 1>go into in too much detail because I'm positive that later.

738
00:47:13.440 --> 00:47:14.719
<v Speaker 2>On it will be more relevant.

739
00:47:15.679 --> 00:47:19.079
<v Speaker 1>And I actually have to watch my time now. New

740
00:47:19.119 --> 00:47:23.159
<v Speaker 1>achievement one quadrillion. You are one of the first ten

741
00:47:23.280 --> 00:47:30.239
<v Speaker 1>crawlers to have achieved one quadrillion views. That means one

742
00:47:30.320 --> 00:47:32.400
<v Speaker 1>of two things. You're either one of the best crawlers

743
00:47:32.400 --> 00:47:34.199
<v Speaker 1>in the game, or you're such a hot mess people

744
00:47:34.239 --> 00:47:37.719
<v Speaker 1>can't wait to see you fail. And he gets a

745
00:47:37.760 --> 00:47:42.880
<v Speaker 1>gold fan box containing items voted voted for by those

746
00:47:42.880 --> 00:47:46.119
<v Speaker 1>who follow your progress. Once a box is received, you

747
00:47:46.159 --> 00:47:48.800
<v Speaker 1>may not open it for thirty hours while the fans

748
00:47:49.000 --> 00:47:51.199
<v Speaker 1>vote for the contents.

749
00:47:50.840 --> 00:47:52.360
<v Speaker 2>Which Dona also gets.

750
00:47:52.519 --> 00:47:56.400
<v Speaker 1>And I have to assume that at least some of

751
00:47:56.440 --> 00:47:59.039
<v Speaker 1>what she gets are going to be torches, because it's

752
00:47:59.119 --> 00:48:02.920
<v Speaker 1>just funny now, and he's probably going to get something

753
00:48:02.920 --> 00:48:06.239
<v Speaker 1>foot related, nail polish. I have to assume they're just

754
00:48:06.239 --> 00:48:08.159
<v Speaker 1>gonna fuck with them a little bit, but there probably

755
00:48:08.239 --> 00:48:13.440
<v Speaker 1>is also gonna be good stuff in there, so he gets,

756
00:48:13.559 --> 00:48:15.760
<v Speaker 1>Like I said, the achievement Yellow Belly chicken shit for

757
00:48:15.840 --> 00:48:21.519
<v Speaker 1>running Johnny Quest for completing a quest, and then Haji,

758
00:48:21.800 --> 00:48:24.199
<v Speaker 1>you've completed a quest but in a way unusual enough

759
00:48:24.239 --> 00:48:29.320
<v Speaker 1>to trigger the Hadjie achievement, and your gold quest box

760
00:48:29.360 --> 00:48:36.039
<v Speaker 1>has been upgraded to platinum for that, and then Donut

761
00:48:36.039 --> 00:48:38.840
<v Speaker 1>opens hers. She gets the upgrade, she gets fang caps,

762
00:48:39.360 --> 00:48:44.079
<v Speaker 1>but because she's not really like a fighter fighter, Mordecai

763
00:48:44.199 --> 00:48:47.920
<v Speaker 1>recommends putting them on Mango, which doesn't.

764
00:48:47.599 --> 00:48:48.960
<v Speaker 2>Actually go badly.

765
00:48:49.000 --> 00:48:50.599
<v Speaker 1>I kind of thought this was gonna be a whole thing,

766
00:48:51.039 --> 00:48:53.519
<v Speaker 1>and so did Carl, but it's not difficult and he

767
00:48:53.559 --> 00:48:55.880
<v Speaker 1>pops them on. Later we find out and it's gone

768
00:48:56.039 --> 00:49:02.880
<v Speaker 1>perfectly well. But let's see, I'm trying to find the

769
00:49:02.880 --> 00:49:05.920
<v Speaker 1>The teeth caps come in pairs, and your dinosaur can

770
00:49:05.920 --> 00:49:08.920
<v Speaker 1>wear six pairs of these things. It's something unique to

771
00:49:08.960 --> 00:49:14.239
<v Speaker 1>his type. Skill potion gave her level three and something

772
00:49:14.239 --> 00:49:17.480
<v Speaker 1>called acute ears, which didn't just improve her hearing, it

773
00:49:17.639 --> 00:49:21.639
<v Speaker 1>increased the information that appeared on her minimp regarding not

774
00:49:21.760 --> 00:49:23.239
<v Speaker 1>yet identified mobs.

775
00:49:23.880 --> 00:49:24.519
<v Speaker 2>Basically, if she.

776
00:49:24.519 --> 00:49:27.000
<v Speaker 1>Saw a red dot, it showed her how large it was,

777
00:49:27.199 --> 00:49:29.760
<v Speaker 1>what type of mob if we had already run across it,

778
00:49:29.880 --> 00:49:36.360
<v Speaker 1>and some with somewhat reliable accuracy the fang caps and

779
00:49:37.440 --> 00:49:41.440
<v Speaker 1>let's see, increases melee bite damaged by fifty percent. Each

780
00:49:41.480 --> 00:49:43.800
<v Speaker 1>bite attack has a twenty five percent chance to inflict

781
00:49:43.880 --> 00:49:47.079
<v Speaker 1>level five poison. Each bite has a ten percent chance

782
00:49:47.079 --> 00:49:51.119
<v Speaker 1>to inflict level five level five paralyzed.

783
00:49:50.639 --> 00:49:52.639
<v Speaker 2>Status, which is pretty dope.

784
00:49:54.039 --> 00:49:57.519
<v Speaker 1>They are understandably a little worried because Mango still sometimes

785
00:49:57.599 --> 00:50:00.760
<v Speaker 1>nips at them, but they're gonna do what they're gonna do.

786
00:50:04.000 --> 00:50:08.960
<v Speaker 1>And let's see, I've been expecting another lottery ticket in

787
00:50:09.000 --> 00:50:11.679
<v Speaker 1>my lucky bastard box, but instead I received a single

788
00:50:11.719 --> 00:50:17.960
<v Speaker 1>casino chip. Holy cow, Mordecai said, I've never even seen

789
00:50:18.079 --> 00:50:22.880
<v Speaker 1>one of these before, and then he also gets a

790
00:50:22.880 --> 00:50:29.079
<v Speaker 1>scroll of upgrade. Now, this upgrades something that he is wearing,

791
00:50:29.159 --> 00:50:32.199
<v Speaker 1>but he doesn't get to choose, and he thinks about

792
00:50:32.280 --> 00:50:36.440
<v Speaker 1>taking everything off and then using it except for one

793
00:50:36.480 --> 00:50:39.360
<v Speaker 1>item so that he can target it. But Mordecai says, yeah,

794
00:50:39.400 --> 00:50:40.880
<v Speaker 1>you're not the first person to think of that, and

795
00:50:40.920 --> 00:50:42.800
<v Speaker 1>it has not gone well in the past, so I

796
00:50:42.800 --> 00:50:43.440
<v Speaker 1>wouldn't bother.

797
00:50:45.800 --> 00:50:47.519
<v Speaker 2>Also, there's been.

798
00:50:47.360 --> 00:50:50.119
<v Speaker 1>A mention that he was going to go and buy pants,

799
00:50:50.840 --> 00:50:52.360
<v Speaker 1>and as soon as he said that, I was like,

800
00:50:52.440 --> 00:50:55.960
<v Speaker 1>you are fucking not going to buy pants. Carl, I

801
00:50:56.000 --> 00:51:00.639
<v Speaker 1>am sorry, baby cakes, but that ship that has sailed

802
00:51:01.000 --> 00:51:04.440
<v Speaker 1>you are on floor three. You have had one quadrillion

803
00:51:04.599 --> 00:51:05.920
<v Speaker 1>views pantsless.

804
00:51:06.239 --> 00:51:08.079
<v Speaker 2>You are the pantsless man. Now, that is it.

805
00:51:08.119 --> 00:51:11.239
<v Speaker 1>That's your brand, and that is a rep I am

806
00:51:12.000 --> 00:51:15.400
<v Speaker 1>my condolences to you. That does not mean that you

807
00:51:15.480 --> 00:51:20.360
<v Speaker 1>can't get something that mimics the protection of pants, but

808
00:51:21.559 --> 00:51:26.639
<v Speaker 1>pants actual pant. No, not in the cards, not for you.

809
00:51:28.079 --> 00:51:39.320
<v Speaker 1>So he uh gets the upgrade to his boxers plus

810
00:51:39.360 --> 00:51:43.519
<v Speaker 1>two to constitution, where may cast a level fifteen protective

811
00:51:43.519 --> 00:51:48.119
<v Speaker 1>shell once every thirty hours, plus five to dexterity, plus

812
00:51:48.159 --> 00:51:51.119
<v Speaker 1>five to intelligence plus three more for a total of

813
00:51:51.119 --> 00:51:57.119
<v Speaker 1>plus five to constitution plus the free bawling benefit. Recipients

814
00:51:57.159 --> 00:52:00.519
<v Speaker 1>of this benefit receive an additional one hundred damage bonus

815
00:52:00.559 --> 00:52:04.360
<v Speaker 1>to all attacks that originate below the waist, which, considering

816
00:52:04.400 --> 00:52:11.039
<v Speaker 1>he has many feet based attacks, incredible. In addition, all

817
00:52:11.039 --> 00:52:15.159
<v Speaker 1>skills that originate from below the waist train twenty percent faster.

818
00:52:16.239 --> 00:52:20.239
<v Speaker 1>But this means you can't wear pants, and Mordecai is like,

819
00:52:20.679 --> 00:52:22.599
<v Speaker 1>you did this to yourself, right. You should not have

820
00:52:22.639 --> 00:52:26.719
<v Speaker 1>said out loud that you wanted pants and donut. Here

821
00:52:27.760 --> 00:52:29.880
<v Speaker 1>here's the thing that I am going to call out

822
00:52:30.039 --> 00:52:32.599
<v Speaker 1>as her being really smart and pretending not to be.

823
00:52:34.199 --> 00:52:39.280
<v Speaker 2>Oh, this is delicious, positively delicious. Don't worry, Carl. Maybe

824
00:52:39.280 --> 00:52:41.760
<v Speaker 2>the next posse will contain leather chaps. You can still

825
00:52:41.760 --> 00:52:42.320
<v Speaker 2>wear those.

826
00:52:42.519 --> 00:52:46.840
<v Speaker 1>Those would really frame out your feet. Can you imagine

827
00:52:46.920 --> 00:52:53.360
<v Speaker 1>how sexy Carl would be in chaps? He says, God,

828
00:52:53.440 --> 00:52:58.719
<v Speaker 1>damn it, donut. I personally was like, you, little genius,

829
00:52:59.480 --> 00:53:01.639
<v Speaker 1>this is a brilliant solution.

830
00:53:02.639 --> 00:53:05.000
<v Speaker 2>Make the AI think.

831
00:53:04.920 --> 00:53:09.239
<v Speaker 1>It's humiliating him and doing a thing for its own

832
00:53:09.280 --> 00:53:14.119
<v Speaker 1>gratification because of his feet, and actually it would be

833
00:53:14.360 --> 00:53:16.840
<v Speaker 1>hugely fucking helpful.

834
00:53:16.920 --> 00:53:21.159
<v Speaker 2>Like I personally fully.

835
00:53:20.920 --> 00:53:26.440
<v Speaker 1>Believe this is a genius move. And she is doing

836
00:53:26.960 --> 00:53:29.960
<v Speaker 1>her little ditzy routine here and that that is bullshit,

837
00:53:30.840 --> 00:53:35.320
<v Speaker 1>And the fact that Carl didn't instantly go that is

838
00:53:35.400 --> 00:53:39.000
<v Speaker 1>such a good idea. As much as I want to

839
00:53:39.039 --> 00:53:41.360
<v Speaker 1>be like you idiot, how do you not see what

840
00:53:41.400 --> 00:53:46.119
<v Speaker 1>a genius concept this is. His reaction of being annoyed

841
00:53:46.599 --> 00:53:50.239
<v Speaker 1>is actually perfect because obviously the point of this is

842
00:53:50.280 --> 00:53:53.199
<v Speaker 1>the funny quality of him not getting the thing that

843
00:53:53.280 --> 00:53:58.519
<v Speaker 1>he wants. So if he reacts negatively and behaves as

844
00:53:58.519 --> 00:54:01.000
<v Speaker 1>if this is the last thing he needs, needs, or wants,

845
00:54:01.519 --> 00:54:05.679
<v Speaker 1>then it's probably more likely to happen. I love it,

846
00:54:05.760 --> 00:54:07.280
<v Speaker 1>and I am going to be on the lookout for

847
00:54:07.360 --> 00:54:09.599
<v Speaker 1>him getting chaps and she will get full credit and

848
00:54:09.639 --> 00:54:13.360
<v Speaker 1>he is going to realize the chaps are super useful

849
00:54:13.400 --> 00:54:21.599
<v Speaker 1>and it's going to be great prediction, all right. Mordecai says,

850
00:54:21.599 --> 00:54:23.679
<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to restain this out loud, but once

851
00:54:23.679 --> 00:54:26.239
<v Speaker 1>your brand gets established, they start to shift the type.

852
00:54:26.039 --> 00:54:28.039
<v Speaker 2>Of gear you get, which you know.

853
00:54:28.119 --> 00:54:32.119
<v Speaker 1>We already knew this, and he says, like the upgrade

854
00:54:32.119 --> 00:54:36.079
<v Speaker 1>squirrels don't usually they're not usually that good, which it

855
00:54:36.119 --> 00:54:38.159
<v Speaker 1>makes sense it would be an extra good one because

856
00:54:38.199 --> 00:54:40.039
<v Speaker 1>they know how much he wants pants, and they knew

857
00:54:40.039 --> 00:54:41.400
<v Speaker 1>they were going to have to give him an offer

858
00:54:41.440 --> 00:54:45.960
<v Speaker 1>he couldn't refuse. So then he brings out the poker

859
00:54:46.039 --> 00:54:50.840
<v Speaker 1>chip one hundred thousand gold coin comp chip may not

860
00:54:50.880 --> 00:54:53.760
<v Speaker 1>be sold or transferred. You may not redeem this chip

861
00:54:53.800 --> 00:54:57.119
<v Speaker 1>directly for gold. This chip must be played at the

862
00:54:57.199 --> 00:55:00.800
<v Speaker 1>high Rollers roulette table or the Wheel four game at

863
00:55:00.800 --> 00:55:06.400
<v Speaker 1>the Desperado Club casino good luck, and Mordecai says, it's

864
00:55:06.480 --> 00:55:08.840
<v Speaker 1>not roulette like you know it, And I was like, oh,

865
00:55:08.880 --> 00:55:11.079
<v Speaker 1>this is gonna be awful, Like is it gonna be

866
00:55:11.079 --> 00:55:17.960
<v Speaker 1>like Russian roulette? God only fucking knows. So Chapter fourteen,

867
00:55:19.360 --> 00:55:21.800
<v Speaker 1>The moment we stepped outside of Mordecai's guild room, I

868
00:55:21.800 --> 00:55:23.920
<v Speaker 1>pulled up the town's map and looked for the smallest

869
00:55:23.960 --> 00:55:28.639
<v Speaker 1>pub I could find. Mango kept biting the air, getting

870
00:55:28.639 --> 00:55:30.880
<v Speaker 1>the choppers on him and been easier than I expected.

871
00:55:33.239 --> 00:55:36.519
<v Speaker 1>And he is able to make like sparks pop out

872
00:55:36.519 --> 00:55:38.559
<v Speaker 1>of his mouth and he uses it. And the first

873
00:55:38.559 --> 00:55:40.320
<v Speaker 1>time he did it, he pissed himself because he was

874
00:55:40.360 --> 00:55:42.639
<v Speaker 1>so scared. But then once he gets used to it,

875
00:55:42.800 --> 00:55:44.559
<v Speaker 1>he's like just doing it all the time.

876
00:55:44.719 --> 00:55:49.039
<v Speaker 2>I love this. His energy is so chaotic, it's great.

877
00:55:50.800 --> 00:55:54.079
<v Speaker 2>So most of the shops are closed here.

878
00:55:54.119 --> 00:55:56.239
<v Speaker 1>They go up to the pub, the one eyed narm wall,

879
00:55:56.320 --> 00:55:59.239
<v Speaker 1>but the logo was of a fat, bald human unzipping

880
00:55:59.239 --> 00:56:08.360
<v Speaker 1>his pants, grinning ludely. Oh my god. Now Donut doesn't

881
00:56:08.400 --> 00:56:10.880
<v Speaker 1>want to go to this one. She wants to go

882
00:56:11.000 --> 00:56:13.119
<v Speaker 1>to the Hot Schnitzel.

883
00:56:13.239 --> 00:56:13.800
<v Speaker 2>I think it's that.

884
00:56:13.920 --> 00:56:20.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the hot Schnitzel, which also sounds very lude. This

885
00:56:20.920 --> 00:56:24.400
<v Speaker 1>place will be fine, And I wanted to get a

886
00:56:24.519 --> 00:56:30.440
<v Speaker 1>reasoning from him about going to this place. Versus where

887
00:56:30.480 --> 00:56:34.480
<v Speaker 1>she says he says something earlier about like how the

888
00:56:34.519 --> 00:56:36.400
<v Speaker 1>city becomes a free for all and he wants to

889
00:56:36.400 --> 00:56:39.199
<v Speaker 1>be settled before then. That's all fine, but I don't

890
00:56:39.199 --> 00:56:45.400
<v Speaker 1>know why he would pick this place over the other one.

891
00:56:45.679 --> 00:56:46.800
<v Speaker 2>So let's see.

892
00:56:47.199 --> 00:56:51.920
<v Speaker 1>The pub had four rooms available, twenty gold each, much

893
00:56:51.960 --> 00:56:53.960
<v Speaker 1>more expensive than the last place, but we had plenty

894
00:56:54.000 --> 00:56:55.960
<v Speaker 1>to spare, and I still had no idea whether or not.

895
00:56:55.880 --> 00:56:57.000
<v Speaker 2>We were being ripped off.

896
00:56:58.239 --> 00:57:03.960
<v Speaker 1>The human proprietor is named Fits, and you know, bows

897
00:57:04.159 --> 00:57:10.639
<v Speaker 1>to Dona, calling her your majesty, very excited, and they

898
00:57:10.679 --> 00:57:13.599
<v Speaker 1>get two rooms, one for Mordecai as well. Let him

899
00:57:13.639 --> 00:57:17.239
<v Speaker 1>have a drink. I'd thrown ten of my stat points

900
00:57:17.280 --> 00:57:19.920
<v Speaker 1>into strength and two into constitution. My strength without the

901
00:57:19.960 --> 00:57:23.400
<v Speaker 1>gauntlet was now thirty. I was literally as strong as

902
00:57:23.440 --> 00:57:26.920
<v Speaker 1>six regular humans, and that had a way of messing

903
00:57:26.960 --> 00:57:29.519
<v Speaker 1>with your mind. I grasped the edge of the thick

904
00:57:29.559 --> 00:57:33.079
<v Speaker 1>wooden table. I squeezed, and I felt the possibility there

905
00:57:33.559 --> 00:57:35.519
<v Speaker 1>I could rip a hunk of wood off the edge

906
00:57:35.559 --> 00:57:39.079
<v Speaker 1>if I wanted. I felt the potential of my power.

907
00:57:39.639 --> 00:57:43.719
<v Speaker 1>The whole thing was just so surreal. I really liked

908
00:57:43.719 --> 00:57:47.039
<v Speaker 1>this moment, this observation because it had occurred to me

909
00:57:47.119 --> 00:57:50.159
<v Speaker 1>for a moment how it would feel to have some

910
00:57:50.239 --> 00:57:53.159
<v Speaker 1>of these abilities on your downtime when you're not fighting mobs,

911
00:57:53.199 --> 00:57:56.519
<v Speaker 1>and what that would be like. So yeah, I just

912
00:57:56.599 --> 00:58:01.719
<v Speaker 1>I liked this as just him chilling, you know, just

913
00:58:02.000 --> 00:58:04.400
<v Speaker 1>lounging for a moment and being like, I could tear

914
00:58:04.440 --> 00:58:06.920
<v Speaker 1>this thing apart. I could if I felt like it.

915
00:58:07.599 --> 00:58:12.440
<v Speaker 1>Just the sort of thing that would run through your mind.

916
00:58:12.880 --> 00:58:17.400
<v Speaker 1>So mongo is kind of bothering some people. There's an

917
00:58:17.519 --> 00:58:22.159
<v Speaker 1>orc woman in particular that she just ignores. The recap

918
00:58:22.239 --> 00:58:24.880
<v Speaker 1>show comes on. They each get some food. He gets

919
00:58:24.880 --> 00:58:27.559
<v Speaker 1>a burger that he says that tastes suspiciously like it

920
00:58:27.599 --> 00:58:31.800
<v Speaker 1>came from Burger King. We get some recaps. A guy

921
00:58:31.840 --> 00:58:36.840
<v Speaker 1>with an alligator head. Let's see. They also showed the

922
00:58:36.840 --> 00:58:39.480
<v Speaker 1>goat lady. She'd entered the dungeon with fifteen goats and

923
00:58:39.519 --> 00:58:42.079
<v Speaker 1>managed to keep them all alive for a while. Now

924
00:58:42.079 --> 00:58:45.599
<v Speaker 1>it appeared she only had five left. She remained human,

925
00:58:45.639 --> 00:58:48.760
<v Speaker 1>and she'd clearly chosen some sort of mage class. Three

926
00:58:48.760 --> 00:58:53.119
<v Speaker 1>of the burly, brown and white goats remained unchanged, and

927
00:58:53.159 --> 00:58:56.360
<v Speaker 1>he mentions that he actually worked on a small farm

928
00:58:56.400 --> 00:59:00.079
<v Speaker 1>that had goats boer goats bread for meat, not dare.

929
00:59:00.239 --> 00:59:02.800
<v Speaker 1>The bucks were heavy fuckers, heavier than they looked. It

930
00:59:02.800 --> 00:59:04.880
<v Speaker 1>had taken three of us to lift one of them.

931
00:59:05.360 --> 00:59:08.480
<v Speaker 1>I also worked on a gold farm. It was only

932
00:59:08.519 --> 00:59:11.920
<v Speaker 1>for one summer, but it was super fun, and there

933
00:59:11.960 --> 00:59:15.079
<v Speaker 1>were about sixty goats and I milked them in the morning,

934
00:59:15.199 --> 00:59:17.719
<v Speaker 1>and then in the afternoon I made cheese to sell

935
00:59:17.719 --> 00:59:21.039
<v Speaker 1>at a farmer's market, and it was delightful. And her,

936
00:59:21.159 --> 00:59:23.480
<v Speaker 1>having lost so many goats, I feel sorry for her.

937
00:59:23.559 --> 00:59:26.559
<v Speaker 1>Sorry for your lost lady. I wonder if if they

938
00:59:26.719 --> 00:59:29.639
<v Speaker 1>died in such a way that she could eat them afterward.

939
00:59:29.880 --> 00:59:35.400
<v Speaker 1>Probably depended. The other two remaining goats had changed and she,

940
00:59:35.840 --> 00:59:41.400
<v Speaker 1>they guess, got enchanted pet biscuits, and some of them

941
00:59:41.880 --> 00:59:42.880
<v Speaker 1>it worked out.

942
00:59:42.719 --> 00:59:44.119
<v Speaker 2>And some didn't.

943
00:59:45.280 --> 00:59:47.840
<v Speaker 1>One of them is in armor and on walking on

944
00:59:47.920 --> 00:59:50.360
<v Speaker 1>two legs, so it's clear he's gotten something like what

945
00:59:50.760 --> 00:59:55.400
<v Speaker 1>happened to Donut. It's not clear if it talks, but

946
00:59:56.159 --> 00:59:59.920
<v Speaker 1>it definitely is like a fighter in.

947
00:59:59.840 --> 01:00:03.000
<v Speaker 2>The human ish way. I love. It wielded a double

948
01:00:03.039 --> 01:00:08.880
<v Speaker 2>axe and occasionally screamed for no reason, which is very

949
01:00:08.880 --> 01:00:10.280
<v Speaker 2>a very funny detail.

950
01:00:11.559 --> 01:00:15.960
<v Speaker 1>The last goat had transformed into a Satanic monstrosity straight

951
01:00:16.000 --> 01:00:19.639
<v Speaker 1>from the depths of a nightmare. A hell spawn familiar,

952
01:00:20.280 --> 01:00:23.960
<v Speaker 1>a horse size, multi breasted, pitch black goat monster that

953
01:00:24.000 --> 01:00:25.920
<v Speaker 1>looked like it belonged on the cover of one of

954
01:00:25.960 --> 01:00:29.239
<v Speaker 1>those nineteen eighties heavy metal album covers, one where if

955
01:00:29.239 --> 01:00:31.239
<v Speaker 1>you played it back, where the world just would tell

956
01:00:31.280 --> 01:00:37.840
<v Speaker 1>you to murder your grandma. A constant wave of steam

957
01:00:38.199 --> 01:00:44.079
<v Speaker 1>rose from it and its eyes glow red. We watched

958
01:00:44.079 --> 01:00:46.400
<v Speaker 1>as the hell spawn charged at a group of hyena

959
01:00:46.400 --> 01:00:50.760
<v Speaker 1>faced creatures and trampled them to death, and Mordecai is like,

960
01:00:51.320 --> 01:00:54.000
<v Speaker 1>that is a badass pet. They're really powerful. They're one

961
01:00:54.039 --> 01:00:57.119
<v Speaker 1>of them, like most top in the game. If she

962
01:00:57.280 --> 01:01:00.559
<v Speaker 1>gets if she can keep it alive, it's going to

963
01:01:00.639 --> 01:01:03.800
<v Speaker 1>get high level and it's going to grow wings and

964
01:01:03.880 --> 01:01:06.119
<v Speaker 1>grow to the size of a dragon eventually.

965
01:01:08.079 --> 01:01:10.599
<v Speaker 2>I watched in awe as the show aired a quick

966
01:01:10.639 --> 01:01:13.800
<v Speaker 2>fifteen second montage of Mango defending Donut.

967
01:01:14.320 --> 01:01:20.360
<v Speaker 1>And there's this moment here where Carl reflects on the

968
01:01:20.360 --> 01:01:23.280
<v Speaker 1>fact that Mongo's show of enthusiasm it used to be

969
01:01:23.400 --> 01:01:28.000
<v Speaker 1>him like bouncing and squeaking, but now it's a jump

970
01:01:28.119 --> 01:01:31.880
<v Speaker 1>and a grunt, and it's got a real different sort

971
01:01:31.920 --> 01:01:36.719
<v Speaker 1>of effect. It was cute before, but now it's very intimidating.

972
01:01:40.079 --> 01:01:44.679
<v Speaker 1>I thought it was surprising that it's like we only

973
01:01:44.760 --> 01:01:49.440
<v Speaker 1>get let's see, I'm trying to go back here. She

974
01:01:50.400 --> 01:01:55.840
<v Speaker 1>had five left, and I'm trying to get some talking

975
01:01:55.840 --> 01:02:00.960
<v Speaker 1>about the goat lady because he says the two remaining

976
01:02:01.000 --> 01:02:05.280
<v Speaker 1>goats had changed and there are three that like are

977
01:02:05.440 --> 01:02:06.960
<v Speaker 1>just still regular goats.

978
01:02:08.280 --> 01:02:09.119
<v Speaker 2>I'm wondering if.

979
01:02:09.039 --> 01:02:15.719
<v Speaker 1>She fed them the biscuits, uh, because remember he was

980
01:02:15.760 --> 01:02:18.239
<v Speaker 1>told by Mordecai that do it in a sheltered area

981
01:02:18.320 --> 01:02:22.199
<v Speaker 1>so that if it doesn't go well, it.

982
01:02:22.280 --> 01:02:27.159
<v Speaker 2>Won't hurt you, you know. But let's see.

983
01:02:27.280 --> 01:02:29.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, so she got three and they show the

984
01:02:30.000 --> 01:02:32.440
<v Speaker 1>third biscuit didn't go well for her or several of

985
01:02:32.440 --> 01:02:35.960
<v Speaker 1>her goats. So maybe she didn't do it in a

986
01:02:36.960 --> 01:02:41.000
<v Speaker 1>protected area. And that is part of what happened to

987
01:02:41.320 --> 01:02:43.960
<v Speaker 1>some of her other goats. Is like, whatever she fed

988
01:02:44.000 --> 01:02:46.599
<v Speaker 1>it caused it to go nuts and kill.

989
01:02:46.440 --> 01:02:47.199
<v Speaker 2>Some of the others.

990
01:02:48.000 --> 01:02:50.039
<v Speaker 1>That's a shame. We don't get details about that, and

991
01:02:50.119 --> 01:02:51.239
<v Speaker 1>I do want to know what happened.

992
01:02:51.239 --> 01:02:57.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm curious. But so let's see.

993
01:02:58.000 --> 01:03:02.079
<v Speaker 1>Uh. While Doughnut still had more followers than me, my

994
01:03:02.159 --> 01:03:04.679
<v Speaker 1>view count had caught up with hers. I wasn't sure

995
01:03:04.679 --> 01:03:07.079
<v Speaker 1>which one of us had hit quadrillion first. I didn't

996
01:03:07.119 --> 01:03:09.559
<v Speaker 1>know if she'd noticed this or not. I hope not.

997
01:03:11.280 --> 01:03:13.440
<v Speaker 2>And then Mordecai.

998
01:03:13.159 --> 01:03:16.800
<v Speaker 1>Starts talking about the themed floors. It's the equivalent of

999
01:03:16.800 --> 01:03:19.239
<v Speaker 1>opening an entire theme park filled with rides and roller

1000
01:03:19.280 --> 01:03:22.119
<v Speaker 1>coasters without ever having tested a single one of them.

1001
01:03:23.039 --> 01:03:27.360
<v Speaker 1>The last season, the fourth floor was inside some living creature.

1002
01:03:27.960 --> 01:03:30.480
<v Speaker 1>They were walking around it in testines and it got

1003
01:03:30.519 --> 01:03:34.440
<v Speaker 1>an infection and the walls started caving in. That didn't

1004
01:03:34.480 --> 01:03:37.159
<v Speaker 1>play well with viewers, and they won't do it again.

1005
01:03:37.280 --> 01:03:38.639
<v Speaker 2>None of that was intentional.

1006
01:03:39.280 --> 01:03:43.159
<v Speaker 1>That was like an unexpected side effect these This is

1007
01:03:43.280 --> 01:03:45.639
<v Speaker 1>just like the idea that they would do this without

1008
01:03:45.760 --> 01:03:49.679
<v Speaker 1>testing It is so bonkers, but also feel so true

1009
01:03:50.280 --> 01:03:53.760
<v Speaker 1>because sometimes these big businesses and they do things that

1010
01:03:53.800 --> 01:03:55.960
<v Speaker 1>you're just like, who thought that was a good idea?

1011
01:03:57.559 --> 01:04:03.039
<v Speaker 1>So this there's a orc lady named Gum Gum tries

1012
01:04:03.880 --> 01:04:07.119
<v Speaker 1>to talk to them. I really need your help. No

1013
01:04:07.480 --> 01:04:15.599
<v Speaker 1>fuck off, Mordecais head. I did actually literally laugh out loud.

1014
01:04:15.440 --> 01:04:18.239
<v Speaker 2>When I was listening to the audiobook, and he's like.

1015
01:04:18.320 --> 01:04:24.079
<v Speaker 1>Look, Carl, I get it, but there are going to

1016
01:04:24.079 --> 01:04:26.400
<v Speaker 1>be people all over these pubs trying to get you

1017
01:04:26.440 --> 01:04:29.159
<v Speaker 1>to do quests, and we're not fucking doing anymore on

1018
01:04:29.159 --> 01:04:32.400
<v Speaker 1>this floor. Like he says, if you look on her

1019
01:04:32.440 --> 01:04:34.400
<v Speaker 1>mini map, there's probably a little star on top of

1020
01:04:34.440 --> 01:04:38.199
<v Speaker 1>her icon. There's not, it's just a white dot. Well,

1021
01:04:38.239 --> 01:04:40.119
<v Speaker 1>not all quests show up on the map.

1022
01:04:40.679 --> 01:04:42.320
<v Speaker 2>Now we're all going to go to bed.

1023
01:04:42.880 --> 01:04:46.519
<v Speaker 1>The fact that there isn't a star makes me think

1024
01:04:46.559 --> 01:04:48.800
<v Speaker 1>that maybe whatever's going on here isn't.

1025
01:04:48.639 --> 01:04:50.320
<v Speaker 2>Actually like a quest from the game.

1026
01:04:50.639 --> 01:04:54.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm wondering if this is a different thing. But he

1027
01:04:54.519 --> 01:04:59.400
<v Speaker 1>looks over and sees the orc woman start crying, just

1028
01:04:59.440 --> 01:05:02.039
<v Speaker 1>put her hands, her head in her hands and start crying,

1029
01:05:03.519 --> 01:05:06.519
<v Speaker 1>And I love this. At this point one might expect

1030
01:05:06.679 --> 01:05:08.920
<v Speaker 1>I waited for Mordecai to go to bed, and then

1031
01:05:08.960 --> 01:05:11.159
<v Speaker 1>I sneaked out of my room, went to Gumgum New

1032
01:05:11.239 --> 01:05:13.199
<v Speaker 1>York and asked her what she needed help with.

1033
01:05:14.079 --> 01:05:16.320
<v Speaker 2>And as I was listening to this, I was like, that.

1034
01:05:16.360 --> 01:05:18.599
<v Speaker 1>Is what I would expect. I fully expected that is

1035
01:05:18.639 --> 01:05:20.360
<v Speaker 1>that not what I'm getting. And then before he even

1036
01:05:20.400 --> 01:05:22.440
<v Speaker 1>quite reached the end of the sentence, I was like, No, yeah,

1037
01:05:22.440 --> 01:05:24.559
<v Speaker 1>that's still what I'm getting. I'm pretty sure and then

1038
01:05:24.599 --> 01:05:29.000
<v Speaker 1>he says one would be right, and I was like, aha, almost.

1039
01:05:31.000 --> 01:05:33.000
<v Speaker 1>I told Donah I needed to use the restroom, and

1040
01:05:33.000 --> 01:05:36.880
<v Speaker 1>I went back out there and Gum Gum is already gone.

1041
01:05:36.960 --> 01:05:39.719
<v Speaker 1>Mordecai is like, she left already. Dude, I get it,

1042
01:05:40.199 --> 01:05:44.039
<v Speaker 1>but you can't save everybody. They're gonna be baiting you

1043
01:05:44.480 --> 01:05:46.559
<v Speaker 1>and they're going to try and play on your emotions

1044
01:05:46.559 --> 01:05:49.719
<v Speaker 1>to get you to join in situations that you don't

1045
01:05:49.719 --> 01:05:53.760
<v Speaker 1>need to be part of. I didn't respond. I returned

1046
01:05:53.760 --> 01:05:56.079
<v Speaker 1>to the room. Did you get the quest? Donut ask,

1047
01:05:56.320 --> 01:06:00.400
<v Speaker 1>Holy shit? Am I that predictable? Sometimes? And she went

1048
01:06:00.480 --> 01:06:06.519
<v Speaker 1>to sleep. So Mordecai, next day, you guys need to

1049
01:06:06.559 --> 01:06:09.639
<v Speaker 1>shop and then we're gonna grind find a neighborhood boss

1050
01:06:09.679 --> 01:06:12.400
<v Speaker 1>to kill, and before dark we get back here and

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01:06:12.440 --> 01:06:14.960
<v Speaker 1>then we're gonna go to the Desperado Club, but you

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01:06:15.039 --> 01:06:16.480
<v Speaker 1>do not go without an escort.

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01:06:16.559 --> 01:06:17.480
<v Speaker 2>I need to be there.

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<v Speaker 1>So they go into a shop and there is a

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01:06:24.199 --> 01:06:31.159
<v Speaker 1>skyfowl behind the counter named Edge Dancer level thirty. Mordecai

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01:06:31.280 --> 01:06:36.199
<v Speaker 1>is explaining about how these shops work. Always leave the

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01:06:36.199 --> 01:06:39.280
<v Speaker 1>negotiations to Donut. She'll get you the best prices and

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01:06:39.280 --> 01:06:44.880
<v Speaker 1>sell your stuff for the most. So let's see coconut

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01:06:45.000 --> 01:06:48.320
<v Speaker 1>twenty one goal. This is food. I think humans do

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01:06:48.440 --> 01:06:52.360
<v Speaker 1>something with it. They know, really, that's the tooltip that

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01:06:52.400 --> 01:06:54.760
<v Speaker 1>pops up, and it's done in the audiobook in a

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01:06:54.800 --> 01:06:57.199
<v Speaker 1>totally different voice than anything else. It is not the

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01:06:57.239 --> 01:07:00.519
<v Speaker 1>same as the Ai voice. It's a different voice, which

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01:07:00.599 --> 01:07:06.079
<v Speaker 1>makes sense. As Mordecai explains, these descriptions are input by

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01:07:06.119 --> 01:07:11.679
<v Speaker 1>the shopkeepers, so they can't actually lie, but they can

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01:07:11.719 --> 01:07:16.599
<v Speaker 1>exaggerate what something is for. And if you keep your

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01:07:16.639 --> 01:07:20.119
<v Speaker 1>charisma high, you can usually get an accurate descriptor. But

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01:07:20.119 --> 01:07:23.760
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna have to push for it once you train

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01:07:23.800 --> 01:07:25.760
<v Speaker 1>it enough. Most items will give you a warning if

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01:07:25.800 --> 01:07:30.159
<v Speaker 1>the description is too overstated. And Edge Dancer chimes in,

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01:07:30.760 --> 01:07:34.159
<v Speaker 1>you would know. Skyfall will never cheat our customers, and

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01:07:34.280 --> 01:07:38.239
<v Speaker 1>Morkai is like, uh, I was a Skyfall and I

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01:07:38.360 --> 01:07:41.199
<v Speaker 1>know for a fact that anybody without wings you are

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01:07:41.280 --> 01:07:44.719
<v Speaker 1>always trying to fuck over because you all are xenophobic

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01:07:44.760 --> 01:07:45.920
<v Speaker 1>as hell.

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01:07:45.960 --> 01:07:51.920
<v Speaker 2>And I found that so funny. So they sell a

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01:07:52.000 --> 01:07:52.880
<v Speaker 2>bunch of stuff.

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01:07:53.440 --> 01:08:00.960
<v Speaker 1>Of course, Dona is absolutely incredible with her negotiating, and

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01:08:02.360 --> 01:08:04.239
<v Speaker 1>this is when Carlo says to her, like I thought,

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01:08:04.400 --> 01:08:05.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, I think you had this planned out when

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01:08:05.960 --> 01:08:08.119
<v Speaker 1>you pick this class, and she's like, yeah, of course

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01:08:08.159 --> 01:08:10.719
<v Speaker 1>I did. I knew we'd be selling everything in this floor,

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01:08:10.760 --> 01:08:13.079
<v Speaker 1>so I picked that merchant class. Just be interested and

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01:08:13.159 --> 01:08:16.119
<v Speaker 1>call me princess and money bags for nothing. And he's

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01:08:16.159 --> 01:08:19.840
<v Speaker 1>like that was money pit because we spent way too much,

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01:08:19.880 --> 01:08:26.319
<v Speaker 1>and she's just like, well, the investment paid off. Think

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01:08:26.359 --> 01:08:29.800
<v Speaker 1>of general stores like seven eleven's. They're convenience stores you

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01:08:29.880 --> 01:08:32.640
<v Speaker 1>buy as a last resort. They're fine to sell stuff

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01:08:32.680 --> 01:08:35.199
<v Speaker 1>to you because they'll take almost anything, but even with discounts,

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01:08:35.199 --> 01:08:38.119
<v Speaker 1>you'll pay three times as much for basics. So if

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01:08:38.119 --> 01:08:40.720
<v Speaker 1>you want potions, go to a potions store, and if

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01:08:40.720 --> 01:08:44.319
<v Speaker 1>you want spells, go to a spells store. And sometimes

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01:08:44.319 --> 01:08:48.760
<v Speaker 1>guilds sell stuff too, so that is accurate to a

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01:08:48.760 --> 01:08:51.039
<v Speaker 1>lot of games as well, where if you go to

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01:08:51.119 --> 01:08:53.520
<v Speaker 1>like the main store, you're gonna pay out the ass

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01:08:53.520 --> 01:08:56.119
<v Speaker 1>for things, and then when you try and sell that

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01:08:56.159 --> 01:08:58.720
<v Speaker 1>exact same thing back to them, it's worth literally a

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01:08:58.800 --> 01:09:03.159
<v Speaker 1>fifth what you paid, or it's very annoying. They get

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01:09:03.159 --> 01:09:06.479
<v Speaker 1>a magical pet carrier, which is essentially a poke ball,

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01:09:06.560 --> 01:09:13.640
<v Speaker 1>as we have heard mentioned before, and Mango like it

1101
01:09:13.760 --> 01:09:17.439
<v Speaker 1>makes him sleep because now that he's gotten bigger. He

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01:09:17.479 --> 01:09:19.760
<v Speaker 1>feels like he has to guard them when they're sleeping,

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01:09:19.800 --> 01:09:21.720
<v Speaker 1>even though it's not necessary when they're in.

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01:09:21.760 --> 01:09:22.680
<v Speaker 2>A protected room.

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01:09:23.359 --> 01:09:26.600
<v Speaker 1>So he isn't sleeping, and that is making his stats

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01:09:26.640 --> 01:09:28.199
<v Speaker 1>go down because he's not getting any rest.

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01:09:29.000 --> 01:09:31.119
<v Speaker 2>And I thought that was kind of an interesting detail,

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01:09:31.399 --> 01:09:31.600
<v Speaker 2>you know.

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01:09:34.760 --> 01:09:38.119
<v Speaker 1>So let's see when Dona pulled it from her inventory,

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01:09:38.159 --> 01:09:40.439
<v Speaker 1>she could activate it and Mango would get zapped in there.

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01:09:40.720 --> 01:09:42.600
<v Speaker 1>He'd sleep and regain his strength while he was in

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01:09:42.640 --> 01:09:44.600
<v Speaker 1>the cube, and she would call. She could call him

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01:09:44.600 --> 01:09:49.039
<v Speaker 1>back with a press of a button. And he says later,

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01:09:49.119 --> 01:09:51.600
<v Speaker 1>you might get mounts that work in a similar fashion.

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01:09:51.960 --> 01:09:54.199
<v Speaker 1>And I didn't think about mounts as a separate thing.

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01:09:54.239 --> 01:09:55.960
<v Speaker 1>I was thinking that Mango would be a mount, which

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01:09:55.960 --> 01:09:59.479
<v Speaker 1>he may also be. But so it's possible for both

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01:10:00.079 --> 01:10:01.800
<v Speaker 1>of them to be mounted, and for her to be

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01:10:01.880 --> 01:10:03.560
<v Speaker 1>on Longo's back and Carl to be on a horse.

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01:10:03.600 --> 01:10:04.000
<v Speaker 2>Perhaps.

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01:10:05.960 --> 01:10:08.359
<v Speaker 1>Plane mounts tend to have low life points and little

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01:10:08.359 --> 01:10:11.279
<v Speaker 1>to no personality. You can have as many as you want,

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01:10:11.279 --> 01:10:13.800
<v Speaker 1>but they're expensive and you have to feed them. Mounts

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01:10:13.840 --> 01:10:20.159
<v Speaker 1>don't level or grow stronger, so the next few hours

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01:10:20.199 --> 01:10:25.359
<v Speaker 1>they go and grind, kicking and killing things the neighborhood

1126
01:10:25.359 --> 01:10:28.119
<v Speaker 1>boss fight could have gone south pretty quickly, but her

1127
01:10:28.319 --> 01:10:32.760
<v Speaker 1>ears skill is very helpful, and they are able to

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01:10:32.800 --> 01:10:36.560
<v Speaker 1>have mango like the clockwork thing. One of them grabs

1129
01:10:36.640 --> 01:10:39.880
<v Speaker 1>dynamite and heads into it and it really works quite well,

1130
01:10:39.880 --> 01:10:41.880
<v Speaker 1>and they're like, Okay, this is going in our playbook

1131
01:10:41.960 --> 01:10:46.560
<v Speaker 1>for sure. And then they see he says, I spied

1132
01:10:46.560 --> 01:10:48.600
<v Speaker 1>a single white dot of an NPC in a large

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01:10:48.640 --> 01:10:52.640
<v Speaker 1>group of x's on the map one block over, and

1134
01:10:52.720 --> 01:10:57.399
<v Speaker 1>as they get toward it, it smells really bad. And

1135
01:10:57.439 --> 01:10:59.119
<v Speaker 1>they get the announcement from the AI.

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01:10:59.560 --> 01:11:01.640
<v Speaker 2>Pile of dead hookers.

1137
01:11:02.880 --> 01:11:06.159
<v Speaker 1>And they all look like they've been picked up and twisted,

1138
01:11:07.239 --> 01:11:11.199
<v Speaker 1>and of course the way this looks, the assumption is

1139
01:11:11.239 --> 01:11:16.359
<v Speaker 1>that this orc woman did it, but it becomes clear

1140
01:11:16.560 --> 01:11:20.680
<v Speaker 1>quickly that she is collecting their bodies, and she's asked

1141
01:11:20.880 --> 01:11:23.560
<v Speaker 1>was asking for their help because she is trying to

1142
01:11:23.720 --> 01:11:25.119
<v Speaker 1>find what is doing this.

1143
01:11:25.239 --> 01:11:25.760
<v Speaker 2>She's like, we.

1144
01:11:25.720 --> 01:11:29.920
<v Speaker 1>Don't know who these women are, what is killing them,

1145
01:11:30.199 --> 01:11:32.880
<v Speaker 1>but they're not from this town. And we find them

1146
01:11:32.920 --> 01:11:36.239
<v Speaker 1>in alleys and their blood is removed from their bodies,

1147
01:11:36.239 --> 01:11:36.800
<v Speaker 1>but not.

1148
01:11:36.880 --> 01:11:37.720
<v Speaker 2>All the blood.

1149
01:11:38.359 --> 01:11:40.840
<v Speaker 1>We pile them up and the street urchins take care

1150
01:11:40.880 --> 01:11:43.159
<v Speaker 1>of them. But We find new ones every day, sometimes

1151
01:11:43.279 --> 01:11:45.880
<v Speaker 1>just one or two, but sometimes, like last night, it's

1152
01:11:45.920 --> 01:11:49.439
<v Speaker 1>a lot. The skyfowl don't care as long as we

1153
01:11:49.520 --> 01:11:50.399
<v Speaker 1>move the bodies out.

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01:11:50.840 --> 01:11:52.239
<v Speaker 2>The guards don't work at night.

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01:11:52.760 --> 01:11:55.640
<v Speaker 1>But these were people and they're just dead and I

1156
01:11:55.760 --> 01:12:02.039
<v Speaker 1>don't know. Why can you help me? New quest the

1157
01:12:02.159 --> 01:12:06.680
<v Speaker 1>sex workers who fell from the heavens and if they

1158
01:12:06.680 --> 01:12:09.159
<v Speaker 1>solve this they get a silver quest box, which Donut

1159
01:12:09.199 --> 01:12:14.039
<v Speaker 1>is indignant that it does not gold, And of course

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01:12:14.239 --> 01:12:18.039
<v Speaker 1>Carl tries to be like, I'll think it over, but.

1161
01:12:20.439 --> 01:12:21.119
<v Speaker 2>He's helping.

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01:12:21.680 --> 01:12:23.960
<v Speaker 1>Come now, we're not fools. We know where this is going.

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01:12:25.720 --> 01:12:29.840
<v Speaker 1>So all right, guys, I'm gonna wrap. Almost able to

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01:12:29.880 --> 01:12:33.439
<v Speaker 1>talk normally now. I'm fucking thirteen minutes over time.

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01:12:33.560 --> 01:12:34.439
<v Speaker 2>That's my fault.

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01:12:35.439 --> 01:12:38.560
<v Speaker 1>I am very excited to keep reading. I hope you

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01:12:38.600 --> 01:12:41.600
<v Speaker 1>guys are enjoying the coverage. And until next time, to

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<v Speaker 1>Loo motherfuckers. That was an Unspoiled Network podcast
