Speaker 1: M Doge as officially.
Speaker 2: Officially fucked with us Doge bastards.
Speaker 1: No thanks, thanks Doze.
Speaker 2: Oh god, well Martine, my so Martini said, we're live
Speaker 2: on X But is it just the circle window or
Speaker 2: is it on the timeline? Normally I'm able to put
Speaker 2: it on the timeline, but this time around, it seems
Speaker 2: like I'm not able to put it on the fucking timeline.
Speaker 1: Dude, She's definitely not She's no chat GPT.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you that she's fucking chat shit.
Speaker 1: That's what she is. She tells me she goes. Uh.
Speaker 2: I make salads every night, okay, because I need I
Speaker 2: need a lot of roughage.
Speaker 1: I eat uh. I get these fiber gummies. I like
Speaker 1: the fibergummies.
Speaker 2: I've I've had the wafers, but they're uh chalky.
Speaker 1: I like the gummies because there's a candy element there.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 2: So I have like ten grams of UH of fiber
Speaker 2: a day of the gummies.
Speaker 1: But then I.
Speaker 2: Also eat salads every night. I never miss a salad.
Speaker 1: I need all that.
Speaker 2: When you listen, guys, we had this conversation I think Monday,
Speaker 2: when we were talking about how blind I'm getting and
Speaker 2: the fact that I won't get glasses because.
Speaker 1: I don't want to look like an old lesbian. I
Speaker 1: just don't. And it's funny.
Speaker 2: After I said that, one of my friends gym hit
Speaker 2: me up. I didn't even hit him back. It's on
Speaker 2: your timeline, Martini said, and he goes watching your podcast.
Speaker 2: My buddy makes glasses in New York City. Get a
Speaker 2: prescription and he could make you glasses. If you're interested,
Speaker 2: I'll give you his number. And with Byron, I always
Speaker 2: tell him he's like Clark Kent with his glasses on.
Speaker 1: My buddy has access to the designer.
Speaker 2: First off, listen to me, Listen to me, Jim, Tom
Speaker 2: Byron doesn't look like Clark Kent. Maybe he looks like
Speaker 2: Clark Kent. If Clark Kent was an old queer, maybe
Speaker 2: then he looked like fucking Clark Kent. Okay, but he
Speaker 2: doesn't look like Clark Kent.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't know what to fucking tell you.
Speaker 1: And I don't think.
Speaker 2: Your buddy is gonna make me cool glasses because I
Speaker 2: know you. And if you think Tom Byron looks like
Speaker 2: Clark Kent, chances are your buddy makes glasses that will
Speaker 2: make me look like an old lesbian. So now let
Speaker 2: me get back to getting old.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 2: We talked about my blindness, remember, talked about my blindness,
Speaker 2: talked about my my tetnitis, the ear ringing, and my
Speaker 2: equilibrium being on whatever. Everybody talks about droopy balls, okay, everybody,
Speaker 2: that's every comedian's go to.
Speaker 1: Oh and you get ald your ball. Fuck that. Let's
Speaker 1: get real blindness and fucking tetnitis, your ears ringing like crazy,
Speaker 1: and equilibrium model shitting.
Speaker 2: Shitting is the other thing that goes not being able
Speaker 2: to properly shit without shitting your guts out because you're.
Speaker 1: Straining so hard.
Speaker 2: I mean, forget hemorrhoids, debt, hemorrhoids, memoroids. Who cares talking
Speaker 2: about literally shitting your insides because you're pushing so fucking hard.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're pushing.
Speaker 4: Just a.
Speaker 2: To like where you cut off oxygen to your fucking
Speaker 2: brain because you're pushing so hard. That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm talking about. So I'm making my salad.
Speaker 2: I've already had my ten milligrams of of of normal fiber,
Speaker 2: and then every other day I take a doarlaxe chew.
Speaker 1: I do. I'm telling you I need to be.
Speaker 2: I need my shit to I need my ship to
Speaker 2: slide out my asshole. Okay, I need my asshole to
Speaker 2: have the Well, basically, it needs to feel that that
Speaker 2: ship inside it needs to slide out as if I
Speaker 2: was getting gang fucked at a bathhouse by like thirty
Speaker 2: three black guys.
Speaker 1: Okay, and my.
Speaker 2: Asshole is the size of a Folger's coffee can, and.
Speaker 1: The ship just just it just drops out.
Speaker 2: That's what I need my ship to be, Okay. Where
Speaker 2: I just go to the toilet, I sit down. As
Speaker 2: soon as I sit down, it's like it just comes out.
Speaker 2: All right, that's how loose. That's that's what I need. Okay,
Speaker 2: that's what I need. So in turn, I consume a
Speaker 2: lot of fiber. Well, I got the salad. I'm eating
Speaker 2: this salad. Martini's eating this out and she goes, oh,
Speaker 2: we might want to use separate forks. And I'm like,
Speaker 2: why is your voice sound sick? And why are you
Speaker 2: just telling me this after we've just been eating this
Speaker 2: salad for about five minutes.
Speaker 1: Oh, it kind of slipped my mind. I go, are
Speaker 1: you getting sick? She goes, yeah, I think so. I go,
Speaker 1: you think so? You sound fucking sick. Yeah, I'm getting sick.
Speaker 1: I go, motherfucker. And now you say something, well, just
Speaker 1: use another fork.
Speaker 2: Now, I'm like, that's not how it works. I've already
Speaker 2: eaten your sickness. I've already took it a couple mouthfuls
Speaker 2: of your sickness. So stopping now is it gonna do anything.
Speaker 2: I've already ingested your fucking sickness. The fuck is wrong
Speaker 2: with you? What the fuck is wrong with you? So
Speaker 2: now I feel the sickness. And before we got in
Speaker 2: the air, I go, I feel sick. She goes, it
Speaker 2: wouldn't happen that quick.
Speaker 1: I go, yeah it would. I go, yeah it would.
Speaker 2: I go. You're one of those motherfuckers that got the vaccine.
Speaker 2: So any disease you get, any cold, any RSV or
Speaker 2: whoever the fuck is out there, it goes in you
Speaker 2: and swirls inside your system faster.
Speaker 1: And quicker than anybody that's not vaxed.
Speaker 2: She goes, where the fuck do you hear this from?
Speaker 2: Are you making this up? I go, I don't know
Speaker 2: if I'm making it up. I think I heard it
Speaker 2: on the internet. So I think I heard it on.
Speaker 1: The internet somewhere.
Speaker 2: I think somewhere but regardless, now I'm gonna get sick.
Speaker 2: I'm feeling sick and now I'm gonna fucking get sick.
Speaker 1: So I'm tired.
Speaker 2: I'm sick, and I don't understand why my feed is
Speaker 2: not showing up.
Speaker 1: Throw blackshow.
Speaker 4: That's it.
Speaker 1: And here in Rochester, New York, upstate.
Speaker 2: New York, I've never experienced this much snow since I
Speaker 2: was like sixteen. I know it sounds crazy, but legit,
Speaker 2: li fucking jit. I moved back to Rochester at two
Speaker 2: thousand and seventeen, okay, and every year since then, the
Speaker 2: winters have been very, very nonexistent, maybe an aggregate total
Speaker 2: of like three weeks.
Speaker 1: I mean when I say.
Speaker 2: Aggregate total, you might get a stretch of three or
Speaker 2: four days, you get some snow, you get some you know,
Speaker 2: teens as far as the weather, and then it's just
Speaker 2: twenty five thirty degrees.
Speaker 1: Slushy, and then maybe two and a half.
Speaker 2: Weeks later you get too three day So you never
Speaker 2: get a string of legit snow days where every day
Speaker 2: you wake up to snow, and you go to sleep
Speaker 2: to snow, and you have a snow plow in your
Speaker 2: driveway every day, and there's you know, twenty twenty five
Speaker 2: foot snow hills in parking lots because they're so much
Speaker 2: snow and they're just stacking the snow on.
Speaker 1: Top of one another. Has it.
Speaker 2: I moved back in twenty seventeen, never had snow like that,
Speaker 2: and then, of course I lived in LA for twenty
Speaker 2: five years. So the snow we're seeing now is like
Speaker 2: the snow when I was growing up here, when I
Speaker 2: was sixteen, seventeen years old.
Speaker 1: Eighteen years old, nineteen years old. It's fucking insane.
Speaker 2: It's literally insane, absolutely insane, just snow.
Speaker 1: Just like what the fuck.
Speaker 2: It's that type of thing. And those of you still
Speaker 2: live in LA. It's the only thing.
Speaker 1: I miss about the West Coast.
Speaker 2: Is the weather. I don't miss the people. I don't
Speaker 2: miss the politics. I don't miss anything, absolutely anything other
Speaker 2: than the weather.
Speaker 1: Because it never got so hot over an extended period
Speaker 1: of time.
Speaker 2: That you would just you know, oh my god, one's
Speaker 2: just gonna you would get it during the day, and
Speaker 2: then at night it would cool down to a comfortable temperature,
Speaker 2: and then you would actually get to the point where
Speaker 2: night would come and it would get like forty to
Speaker 2: fifty degrees.
Speaker 1: So there were seasons, so to speak. It's not like Florida,
Speaker 1: where it's like perpetually fucking hot.
Speaker 2: You wake up and it's hot, you go to bed
Speaker 2: and it's hot, and it's only hot and then super
Speaker 2: fucking hot. Like there is no cold, there is no oh,
Speaker 2: this is the cold season. You might get a cold front,
Speaker 2: but by and large it's hot and super fucking hot.
Speaker 2: So I only miss the weather other than that California shit.
Speaker 1: But Jesus christ Man, a lot of snow, a lot
Speaker 1: of fucking snow.
Speaker 2: Doge needs to fucking take care of the goddamn snow
Speaker 2: here in upstate New York.
Speaker 1: That's what we say.
Speaker 2: Like anytime there's an issue, we're at the store, there's
Speaker 2: an issue, where there's an issue with the kids, anything,
Speaker 2: I go, you better get Doze. Better fucking called Doze
Speaker 2: right now, head to straighten the shit up. All right,
Speaker 2: what's major doing. Let's get Doze. Let's get Doge, get him,
Speaker 2: get him, get a line on the phone.
Speaker 1: We got a problem. Get fucking Doge, get dog.
Speaker 2: Oh God help me. So let's speaking of California. So
Speaker 2: Sean Duffy is in UH Transportation Secretary.
Speaker 1: He's in.
Speaker 2: California talking about the the the rail system, you know,
Speaker 2: the the high speed rail that was supposed to be
Speaker 2: done five years ago, like they got sixteen billion dollars
Speaker 2: and the high rails still not done. I got it tight,
Speaker 2: you man. It's it's like the day of reckoning, you know. Again,
Speaker 2: Back in two thousand and sixteen, when Trump won, the
Speaker 2: pushback from outside and inside, as they would call the
Speaker 2: deep state, was insane. It was absolutely insane because no way,
Speaker 2: shape or form were they going to let Trump see
Speaker 2: where all the bodies were buried. Because if they let
Speaker 2: him see where the bodies are buried, it was it.
Speaker 1: It was over done. The jig would be up. So
Speaker 1: they did everything in their power to make sure his
Speaker 1: hands were hanged, cuffed.
Speaker 4: And.
Speaker 2: Ultimately he wouldn't get elected because of this.
Speaker 1: Kung fu virus.
Speaker 2: And riots and all the other weird shit that conveniently
Speaker 2: happened about eight months before the elections.
Speaker 1: And then what happened.
Speaker 2: They spent the next four years or three years making
Speaker 2: sure he wouldn't run, making sure that he would be imprisoned,
Speaker 2: and after beating all those charges, having cases go to
Speaker 2: the Supreme Court.
Speaker 1: Keeping Biden hidden.
Speaker 2: Because if they let him out of the fucking basement
Speaker 2: too much. Then people would realize the guy was suffering from,
Speaker 2: you know, dementia or some cognitive disease. And once that
Speaker 2: didn't work, they said, we're gonna go with Kamala. Trump's
Speaker 2: a Nazi, he's a fucking racist, all those you know,
Speaker 2: standard playbook.
Speaker 1: And what happened. Trump won, and now.
Speaker 2: Democrats don't know what to do because he wasn't supposed
Speaker 2: to win in twenty sixteen. He did, and they had
Speaker 2: some type of safeguards. Let me right out of the
Speaker 2: gate with the the dossier, you know, with Kmie and
Speaker 2: Clapper going to Trump and talking about this information that's
Speaker 2: making its way through the intelligence community, which was all
Speaker 2: just a bullshit ruse, so the media would talk about
Speaker 2: it because then it became a news story. They had
Speaker 2: all these safeguards in place, they knew what.
Speaker 1: They were gonna do just in case Trump won.
Speaker 2: Well, no one, no one predicted Trump to win again,
Speaker 2: so no safeguard was in place. And what made it
Speaker 2: even more beautiful is this time around, Trump had everything
Speaker 2: in place to just fucking bulldoze everybody once.
Speaker 1: He got into office. And now what are you seeing?
Speaker 2: Mass panic from the Democrat Party and all these motherfuckers
Speaker 2: that got a free ride for all these years are
Speaker 2: now not just back paddling to forget back peddling. They've
Speaker 2: already been knocked down. They've already been knocked out, and
Speaker 2: they're crawling backwards begging for mercy. You notice Newsom's been
Speaker 2: very quiet all these motherfuckers, all these motherfuckers, rather they're
Speaker 2: they're it's either it's it's.
Speaker 1: Like half of them are are silent, hoping.
Speaker 2: That all this shit just kind of blows over and
Speaker 2: they could wither the storm, or they're in such a
Speaker 2: panic that.
Speaker 1: They are are jumping up and down, screaming and yelling.
Speaker 1: I mean, how does.
Speaker 2: Newsom explain, justify, how does he do anything as it
Speaker 2: retains to that.
Speaker 1: Rail system. How do any of these politicians.
Speaker 2: Argue and defend burning through.
Speaker 1: Billions of dollars.
Speaker 2: It's like Kamala Harris, they're still talking about the fact
Speaker 2: that she burned through over a billion dollars and got
Speaker 2: nothing to show for it, got nothing to show for
Speaker 2: it over a billion dollars.
Speaker 1: So here we are when you got dough.
Speaker 2: And listen, it's great. Alan is pointing out all of these.
Speaker 1: Horrible, horrible.
Speaker 2: Like beyond horrible, which is the other thing that I
Speaker 2: I marvel at. So you're telling me that out of three,
Speaker 2: you know, three hundred billion dollars, alon Mosque is pointing
Speaker 2: to forty billion, and all these little you know, social
Speaker 2: issues are what the Trump and Doze Musk people are championing.
Speaker 2: This is a drop of the bucket.
Speaker 1: This is dropping the bucket. It's nothing.
Speaker 2: Fifty billion when you're talking hundreds of billion, that's nothing.
Speaker 1: That's and like we talked about it last night.
Speaker 2: We talked about the night before, We talked about the
Speaker 2: night before that. When you hear the Democrats talking about
Speaker 2: fifty billions nothing, thirty billions, nothing, eighty billions nothing. Think
Speaker 2: about the billions that Democrats would bitch about as it
Speaker 2: pertained to illegal immigration, or school vouchers, or tax cuts,
Speaker 2: all these various things that throughout the years you would hear,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's gonna cost billion dollars.
Speaker 1: What a waste?
Speaker 2: What that's gonna cost sixty billion dollars?
Speaker 1: What a waste?
Speaker 2: And that stuff that would go directly to people, not
Speaker 2: special interest groups, but people. School vouchers they don't go
Speaker 2: to special interest they go to people. Tax cuts don't
Speaker 2: go to special interest. They go to people cutting regulations
Speaker 2: as it pertains to small businesses, goes to people not
Speaker 2: weird organizations run by Al Sharpton or Stacy Abrams or
Speaker 2: whatever other social justice warrior is grifting along in the
Speaker 2: Democrat Party. And don't forget, if you speak up about
Speaker 2: these people, you're called a racist, You're called the Nazi.
Speaker 2: So you're not even allowed to go Why wait, what
Speaker 2: are you guys doing over there?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Shut up, racist, shut up Nazi? Oh okay, sorry.
Speaker 2: You know, say what you want about Republicans, say what
Speaker 2: you want about the magas, but you'd be pretty hard
Speaker 2: pressed to find a bunch of weird, like fucking special interest,
Speaker 2: fucking social justice kookiness.
Speaker 1: I think the closest you'll find.
Speaker 2: Is some you know, religious organization or or something that
Speaker 2: mixes God.
Speaker 1: Into some type of policy.
Speaker 2: That's about as close as you're gonna fucking get to
Speaker 2: wacky special interest groups. So, as my mom's favorite.
Speaker 1: Word, or I.
Speaker 2: Should say phrase, is this the hill you want to
Speaker 2: die on? And it seems like this is the hill
Speaker 2: that Democrats are gonna die on. They're gonna die on
Speaker 2: the hill of big government. Like big government bloated government.
Speaker 2: They're gonna die on that hill. They're gonna try to
Speaker 2: justify to the American people why your tax dollars are
Speaker 2: shipped off overseas when you get your check and almost
Speaker 2: forty percent of it is taken from you.
Speaker 1: The Democrats are prepared to die on the hill.
Speaker 2: That says part of your money went to funding a
Speaker 2: war in Ukraine, went to you know, sessing the street
Speaker 2: in Iraq, went to Stacy Abrams, and climate change in
Speaker 2: the Congo, i'fucking whatever. And they're prepared to die on
Speaker 2: this hill. They're prepared to die on this hill. And
Speaker 2: it's wild. It's absolutely fucking wild. It's wild to see
Speaker 2: them played. Rather it's social issues.
Speaker 1: Like women.
Speaker 2: Biological men playing in women's sports, which is again when
Speaker 2: I hear people go, wow, so you guys are gonna
Speaker 2: talk about something that only affects zero point something something percent,
Speaker 2: And you know, they always minimize something that the majority
Speaker 2: of the American people go, yeah, that's a little funky.
Speaker 2: But because it's not something that's happening every day, and
Speaker 2: when somebody wakes up they're experiencing this topic, it gets
Speaker 2: kind of pushed aside, laughed at by the left. Ahly weirdos,
Speaker 2: that's what you guys are focused on, doesn't affect your lot.
Speaker 2: So they're on the wrong side of that, and they're
Speaker 2: dying on that hill. They're dying on the hill of waste,
Speaker 2: Gavin Newsom, billions of dollars wasted on a high high
Speaker 2: speed rail system that hasn't even hasn't even started to
Speaker 2: be built, waste. Just like illegal immigration, Democrats have no
Speaker 2: problem dying on that hill. And I saw a woman
Speaker 2: on seeing any other day make this argument, and I
Speaker 2: just thought to myself, Wow, you're gonna die on this
Speaker 2: hill with that as your argument.
Speaker 1: And the argument was this.
Speaker 2: Wait until all the house bombs. The white liberal.
Speaker 1: House moms.
Speaker 2: Go to make their smoothies with strawberries and blueberries and
Speaker 2: various other produce that is normally picked by illegal migrant workers.
Speaker 2: And when Donald Trump deports all of them, and those
Speaker 2: moms are paying double for their smoothies.
Speaker 1: They're gonna lash out.
Speaker 2: That's the argument. That's the argument. When the white liberal
Speaker 2: women have to pay double for their smoothies, that is
Speaker 2: when they.
Speaker 1: Will lash out at MAGA. And yet nobody nobody.
Speaker 2: Brings up, well, why would those moms be paying double.
Speaker 2: Nobody brings that up, because then they would say, well,
Speaker 2: because without illegals, those farmers would have to hire Americans, Okay,
Speaker 2: And then what why why would the smoothies be double?
Speaker 2: Why would the price of fruit be double? And then
Speaker 2: they would have to say, well, because that farmer wouldn't
Speaker 2: be able to pay hey zeus seven dollars an hour.
Speaker 2: They would have to pay Mike sixteen.
Speaker 1: Dollars an hour.
Speaker 2: And if they got to pay Mike sixteen dollars an hour,
Speaker 2: then they would have to charge more money for their
Speaker 2: strawberries to compensate for the higher prices in labor, or.
Speaker 1: They would have to eat some of that and make
Speaker 1: less on their produce.
Speaker 2: Yes, but rob farmers already don't make a ton of money. Well, well,
Speaker 2: then I think that farmer needs to reorganize. If the
Speaker 2: only way he could stay in business is by having
Speaker 2: illegal migrant workers that he could pay seven.
Speaker 1: Dollars an hour, two, I mean, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: And if you're part of the Democrat party and you're
Speaker 2: all about protecting people and children and you know every
Speaker 2: bleeding heart, cause how do you turn a blind eye
Speaker 2: to illegal migrants being paid seven and eight dollars an hour,
Speaker 2: and more often than not, living in you know, trailers
Speaker 2: with six, seven or eight people in them, on farms.
Speaker 1: Or on construction sites. How can you be for human rights?
Speaker 2: How can you be for looking out for every man,
Speaker 2: woman and child, every trans mans, bands, gains, whatever other
Speaker 2: fucking and aggrieved group. How you need to be that
Speaker 2: person that's for all these people? But illegal migrants, fuck them,
Speaker 2: Fuck them because we need cheap smoothies. It's the wildest
Speaker 2: shit I've ever heard. And nobody ever calls them out
Speaker 2: on that. Sometimes they'll tiptoe around it, sometimes though, you know,
Speaker 2: sneak in a little jab, but nobody just goes at
Speaker 2: him straight and goes.
Speaker 1: So, why would.
Speaker 2: The white house mom, Why would her smoothie be doubled?
Speaker 2: You know? The only way her smoothie be doubled it
Speaker 2: is because the farmer would have to pay somebody minimum
Speaker 2: wave versus. Hey, this illegal, this illegal is one phone
Speaker 2: call away from being deported. Hey illegal, see my see
Speaker 2: this phone, see this phone. See you know who I
Speaker 2: got on speed dial on this No, that's the borders are. No, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's the borders are.
Speaker 1: And here's the thing.
Speaker 2: You're gonna work fifteen hours a day, picking these fucking strawberries,
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna pay you six dollars and fifty cents
Speaker 2: an hour, because if you don't, I'm on the phone
Speaker 2: with my boy Tom.
Speaker 1: The borders are.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, yes, and he will come here, pick you up,
Speaker 2: pick up your whole fucking family and deport where are
Speaker 2: you from? Where venezuel put you on a fucking airplane,
Speaker 2: shackled and send your ass back to Venezuela.
Speaker 1: You got me, see all right? Now go pick these
Speaker 1: fucking strawberries, you little cocksucker. Oh see seeing you? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, Now get fucking picking.
Speaker 2: My wife's got to make a smoothie before her pilates
Speaker 2: class asshole. That's legit, that's legit. And the Democrats pretendant
Speaker 2: doesn't exist. Fucking weirdest shit in the world.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: Democrats are just they're They're out there. They are fucking
Speaker 2: looking out there. They're almost as out there as the
Speaker 2: Delta pilots. Kendall Swanson, she is the woman that was
Speaker 2: flying the Delta plane. Now listen, hold on before let
Speaker 2: me give a disclaimer because I remember when the pilot.
Speaker 1: For the black Hawk helicopter was identified as a Trams
Speaker 1: and it turned out not to be the case.
Speaker 2: That trans wasn't flying that black Hawk helicopter. She was
Speaker 2: flying on some black cock. But she wasn't flying on
Speaker 2: that black Hawk, you know what I mean, different black cock,
Speaker 2: but not the black cock that crashed in to United Airlines.
Speaker 2: It was a different black cock.
Speaker 1: So I don't want to.
Speaker 2: Report misinformation. So I want to give a disclaimer. All right,
Speaker 2: I want to give a disclaimer before I.
Speaker 1: I talk about this.
Speaker 2: So remember the Delta flight that flipped upside down on landing.
Speaker 2: Now the airlines not Delta per se, but I think
Speaker 2: it was Endeavor. So it was kind of like a
Speaker 2: a subdivision of Delta, and they pride themselves on having
Speaker 2: an all female crew. So the pilots a crew, the
Speaker 2: co a woman, the co pilots a woman, the stewardesses
Speaker 2: are women.
Speaker 1: Everybody on the fucking plane is a woman.
Speaker 2: And they did a TikTok video proclaiming this.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: What to get.
Speaker 2: When you start playing the game of we're gonna stock
Speaker 2: this particular airlines, this subdivision of this airlines, with nothing
Speaker 2: but women, you immediately run the risk of not having
Speaker 2: the best, not because men are in apparently better. It's
Speaker 2: not what I mean.
Speaker 1: But you are.
Speaker 2: Right out of the gate throwing out any qualified man
Speaker 2: because your criteria is woman first, then.
Speaker 1: Competence.
Speaker 2: So if it didn't matter who you were hiring, competence
Speaker 2: is first. And oh, by the way, they're a woman,
Speaker 2: or oh, by the way, they're a man, or oh
Speaker 2: by the way, they're non binary. But either way, the
Speaker 2: minute you put in has to be woman, you are eliminating.
Speaker 1: Half the town pool that. It's just a fact. And again.
Speaker 2: Democrats and people who are all about DI and like
Speaker 2: to point to people in wheelchairs and having ramps and
Speaker 2: things of that nature being dei, which is not.
Speaker 1: That's never been part of DI.
Speaker 2: That's just trying to muddy the water and make people go, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: you're right. No, nope, sorry, there's a goddamn act, the
Speaker 2: Disabilities Act, with what back in the nineties talks about
Speaker 2: having wheelchair accessibility in you know, public buildings and things
Speaker 2: of that nature. But by eliminating certain things when you're
Speaker 2: going to employ somebody or get somebody to do work
Speaker 2: or anything of that nature, you are making sure that
Speaker 2: you don't get the best. So again, don't know how
Speaker 2: true this is, but Kendall Swanson has been identified as
Speaker 2: alleged pilot of Delta flight that crashed upside down in Toronto,
Speaker 2: and the article says unverified sources claim twenty six year
Speaker 2: old Kendall Swanson was piloting the Delta plane that crashed
Speaker 2: upside down in Toronto, NA. The reason I'm gonna say
Speaker 2: this is true is the same reason.
Speaker 1: That we never knew.
Speaker 2: That the pilot of the black Hawk helicopter.
Speaker 1: Was a woman. The fact that they kept it.
Speaker 2: Secret for as long as they did, and then they said, oh,
Speaker 2: it's this woman. Now some reports said, oh, her family
Speaker 2: wanted it kept secret.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right. Why why would the family want it
Speaker 1: kept secret? Oh?
Speaker 2: Because then the conversation would turn to DEI and what
Speaker 2: was the reason. How long was she a pilot for what?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 2: What were the circumstances, what what? What could have been
Speaker 2: prevent So the fact that we know nothing about the
Speaker 2: plane and the pilot and the people involved made me
Speaker 2: go oh, because it was a woman. And when you
Speaker 2: watch the TikTok video of the all women crew of
Speaker 2: Delta Slash Endeavor, you go.
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, it's probably some broad flying a fucking airplane.
Speaker 1: So I tend to believe.
Speaker 2: The unconfirmed report that says Kendall. Michelle Swanson was the
Speaker 2: pilot of the Delta Endeavor plane that crashed upside down
Speaker 2: on Monday at Toronto Pearson International Airport. While Endeavor Air
Speaker 2: as yet to officially disclose the names of the pilot's,
Speaker 2: speculation on social media circulating that Winsen was at the
Speaker 2: controls during the accident. Swanson, who was recently certified as
Speaker 2: an airline transport pilot on January ninth, twenty twenty five,
Speaker 2: had a relatively brief career in aviation. Rumors circulate that
Speaker 2: just a year ago, she was an instructor pilot for
Speaker 2: a small propeller aircraft and had only recently been licensed
Speaker 2: to co pilot a small jet.
Speaker 1: Before the crash.
Speaker 2: The Federal Aviation Administration Airmen's Certification Database confirms her ATP certification,
Speaker 2: but notes that Swanson does not meet the required experience
Speaker 2: to serve as pilot in command. The plane, Obamadeer CRJ
Speaker 2: nine hundred regional jet, was landing in Toronto and in
Speaker 2: amid challenging weather conditions, including gusting crosswinds and blowing snow.
Speaker 1: According to Delta Sea.
Speaker 2: Ed Bastine, the pilots of the flight were experienced and
Speaker 2: familiar with winter conditions. However, the plane's failure to exceed
Speaker 2: the standard flare maneuver during its descend has raised questions
Speaker 2: among experts about.
Speaker 1: Potential issues in the pilot's actions. The crash, which.
Speaker 2: Occurred on Money, resulted in twenty one passengers sustaining injuries.
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: So the incident has sparked a tense discussion on social media,
Speaker 2: with some reason concerns about the role of the diversity,
Speaker 2: equity and inclusion policies in the.
Speaker 1: Hiring practices of airlines.
Speaker 2: Endeavor Air, a regional carrier for Delta, has actively promoted
Speaker 2: its commitment to diversity, including highlighting all female unmanned flights.
Speaker 2: Some use on special social platforms have speculated rather Swanson's
Speaker 2: hiring was influenced by DEI initiatives. So I guess we'll
Speaker 2: wait to see if Kendall Swanson was truly the pilot,
Speaker 2: but of course, of course if she was, DEI played
Speaker 2: a part in the accident. When you're solely hiring based
Speaker 2: off of diversity.
Speaker 1: And your stated goal is a woman.
Speaker 2: Or you know, a black, or a Mexican or a fucking.
Speaker 1: Chinese, or or gay or tram ends.
Speaker 2: Anytime you're not hiring based on skill first, then bad
Speaker 2: things are gonna happen. Those are just facts, my friends.
Speaker 2: Those are facts, And I'm sorry if that upsets some
Speaker 2: of you, but those are legit facts.
Speaker 1: That's the reality.
Speaker 2: I don't know what else to tell you. You could
Speaker 2: argue about it, but those are facts. And I know
Speaker 2: in this kind of mhm, in this in this kind
Speaker 2: of uh uh you know world we live in, that
Speaker 2: type of ship is uh is pushed side.
Speaker 4: But hyah h h that is.
Speaker 1: Reality. When you're hiring based on.
Speaker 2: Everything but scale being first, you're gonna have bad shit happen.
Speaker 3: So uh fuck.
Speaker 2: Fucking ella on doge, my my, my guy, my guy.
Speaker 2: Uh fucking democrats are so upset.
Speaker 1: Cash Battel, there's a new FBI director. Have you ever seen.
Speaker 2: Have you ever seen the eyes of Cash Battel. He's
Speaker 2: kind of cross eyed, He's kind of he's kind of spooky.
Speaker 2: It's kind of spooky.
Speaker 1: I mean, I like him, don't get me wrong, I
Speaker 1: like him.
Speaker 2: I like Cash, but he's kind of spooky.
Speaker 4: The eyes.
Speaker 1: Man, he's got the fucking crazy eyes. I got this
Speaker 1: great picture here. There is fucking that's the cash to
Speaker 1: tell crazy eyes they're a little wonky. Yeah, a little wonky.
Speaker 1: It's a little wonky, cap.
Speaker 2: Tell uh fucking wild man, absolutely fucking wild absolutely fucking
Speaker 2: wild man.
Speaker 3: Uh all right.
Speaker 1: Listen, it's closing time.
Speaker 5: It's closing time. One last call for alcohol.
Speaker 1: Tell you this. Jasmine Crockett, she I she really, she's
Speaker 1: really figuring. She's uh, do you do.
Speaker 2: You really think in her delusional mind that she thinks
Speaker 2: she could run for president? Uh for the Democratic? Do
Speaker 2: you do you think she really believes that?
Speaker 1: Do you?
Speaker 2: Or is this just solely uh ash as one of
Speaker 2: our old friends would like to say, clout chasing, clout
Speaker 2: chasing to get that money, basically being uh an AOC,
Speaker 2: but of the Senate. Remember AOC did this stuff be
Speaker 2: on every single show? You know, yapping away, screaming and
Speaker 2: yelling and bitching and moaning.
Speaker 1: AOC doesn't really do It's like it's it's it's almost nonexistent.
Speaker 1: She does it, or she tries to do it, but
Speaker 1: it's just like it's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: we get it. You're outraged.
Speaker 2: Now, it's it's Jasmine Crocketts turn to be outraged.
Speaker 1: She's outraged, outraged about everything.
Speaker 2: She was out She was outraged about the Doze, about
Speaker 2: the Doze rebate. When trumpet Elne said, Oh, maybe we'll
Speaker 2: give every American five thousand dollars in a rebate off
Speaker 2: the Doze savings, she was like, you.
Speaker 1: Know, that's all fat. If you close your eyes, it's
Speaker 1: it's like watching.
Speaker 2: Those uh those uh like the the those videos that
Speaker 2: you find on Twitter where the black brods are fighting
Speaker 2: in the hood. He's closed her eyes and you listen
Speaker 2: to her talk. You're like, oh shit, am I is
Speaker 2: this a Is this hood fights?
Speaker 3: Is that?
Speaker 1: What that is? This ghetto brawls? What's going on?
Speaker 2: And then you're like, oh, wow, it's a it's a congresswoman.
Speaker 2: It's that congresswoman. I was waiting for her to fucking
Speaker 2: tap on her head. You know, while they tap their head.
Speaker 1: I'm always like, what the fuck? Why?
Speaker 4: Why is that?
Speaker 1: Why is she clicking her head like that?
Speaker 2: Till finally somebody goes, that's that because their head itches
Speaker 2: under their weave.
Speaker 1: I go what And they don't.
Speaker 2: They can't itch it, so they hit it with their
Speaker 2: palm of their hand and that.
Speaker 1: That like that like itches in it. I'm like, you're
Speaker 1: joking with me.
Speaker 2: This girl is like, no, that's that's it's like their
Speaker 2: itching of their their weavy head. And I'm like, oh wow,
Speaker 2: I didn't know that. But she's all fucking talking about. Nah,
Speaker 2: the five thousand dollars, that's all a plus?
Speaker 1: What is American people are gonna do five thousand dollars?
Speaker 1: That's nothing.
Speaker 2: What's someone gonna do five thousand when they can't even
Speaker 2: pay their bills?
Speaker 1: It's like, what the fuck are you talking about? Remember
Speaker 1: this is motherfucker reparations.
Speaker 2: Girl, every every everybody that's black should get reparations. It's
Speaker 2: based on, you know, your lineage to a slave. Some
Speaker 2: that are, you know, ninth ninth generation descendants might only
Speaker 2: get a few thousand, while some descendants that are you know,
Speaker 2: like holy shit, my great grandfather was Decante, Well they get,
Speaker 2: you know, half a million dollars. This motherfucker talking about boh,
Speaker 2: what are people gonna do it?
Speaker 1: Five thousand dollars? That's crazy? What fun they're gonna do?
Speaker 3: Fuck?
Speaker 1: So I don't know. I can't.
Speaker 2: I mean I saw an article, so oh she's good,
Speaker 2: she's gonna run for product the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1: She's just doing aoc shit that's all she learned from
Speaker 1: the the the She's learned from some of the best
Speaker 1: in the Democrat Party.
Speaker 2: This is how you do it. This is what you do.
Speaker 2: This is how you fucking play the game. This is
Speaker 2: how you this is how you get clip the zey,
Speaker 2: get views. So you keep your name out there, so
Speaker 2: you make Monday say stupid crazy shit. And the best
Speaker 2: part is the Democrats actually have the audacity to bust
Speaker 2: balls on.
Speaker 1: Marjorie Green.
Speaker 2: There our girl, like she's ridiculous, Look how silly she is.
Speaker 2: Or Lorraina Bobbitt there the whatever her name is. The
Speaker 2: woman's jerking her boyfriend off.
Speaker 1: In the movie.
Speaker 2: But they point to them as like, look how ludicrous
Speaker 2: they are, Look how crazy they are. But this Crockett Broad,
Speaker 2: she's completely irrational. You know the fuck out of here.
Speaker 2: She's a fucking retard. All right, it's Rob Blacks Black Show.
Speaker 2: We'll see you guys tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Don't take any wooden nickels.
Speaker 2: Don't eat yellow snow, don't push too hard when you're
Speaker 2: trying to take a shit, or you'll shit out your guts.
Speaker 1: If you jerk off.
Speaker 2: With your non dominant hand. It kind of feels like
Speaker 2: someone's giving you a hand job, you're not gay. If
Speaker 2: you put your balls through a glory hole and have
Speaker 2: someone suck on them on the other end, chances are
Speaker 2: it's a guy, but it's not gay because it's just
Speaker 2: your balls. It's just like somebody licking your arm. If
Speaker 2: you let a guy lick your arm, wouldn't make you gay,
Speaker 2: might make you weird, but nonetheless, if you don't got
Speaker 2: jat GPT, get chat GPT, but you can't say anything
Speaker 2: dirty to her.
Speaker 1: She doesn't respond to that, And dronk by acts is
Speaker 1: pretty fucking good.
Speaker 2: It doesn't get a slap because Elon fucked my stream
Speaker 2: up in the beginning, so fuck him.
Speaker 1: So Rob Blacks, Rob Black Show. We'll see you guys tomorrow.
Speaker 1: It's close in time.
Speaker 5: One last call for alcohol, so berryal whiskey and wine
Speaker 5: clouds in time.