Speaker 1: Callaroga Shark Media. Hey, I'm Chunny Mack with your daily
Speaker 1: comedy news. I'll handle a milleni in SNL tomorrow. Joe
Speaker 1: Rogan on his podcast said that he had advised Tony
Speaker 1: Hinchcliff against that joke, you know the one. Rogan said,
Speaker 1: I tell all comedians, don't ever do comedy at something
Speaker 1: that's not a comedy event. Don't do it. Don't ever
Speaker 1: do comedy at a place that's doing Also, is he
Speaker 1: gonna have a bunch of speakers and you're gonna do
Speaker 1: ten minutes. Don't ever do that. It's a terrible setup.
Speaker 1: Rogan said. The joke kills in comedy clubs. I don't
Speaker 1: like the joke, but it kills. And I said to him,
Speaker 1: it's just like if you're Puerto Rican and you hear
Speaker 1: that in the audience, you're like, ah, but it's a
Speaker 1: funny joke. The joke does well. But I said to him,
Speaker 1: I go, dude, that's the one that's gonna get you stabbed. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: an online shop that sells Porto Rican theme merchandise is
Speaker 1: offered to send a box of trash on behalf of
Speaker 1: any customer to the Trump campaign. Worrica Shop sells t shirts,
Speaker 1: swimsuit stickers, pillows, phone case and home goods, including boxes
Speaker 1: of trash. The boxes say from Porto Rico with love
Speaker 1: on it, and carry a card with custom messages and
Speaker 1: come overflowing with random assorted trash. The boxes cost two
Speaker 1: dollars and are sent to Tony Hinchcliffe and his party.
Speaker 1: The website claims that we have their address and we
Speaker 1: will set it on your behalf via mail. They assure
Speaker 1: you that the names and buyers will not be included
Speaker 1: in the delivery. Right when commentator Charlie Kirk is being mocked,
Speaker 1: Kirk posted a video containing a man that he believed
Speaker 1: was the garbage truck driver from trump stunt the other night.
Speaker 1: Kirk rowe, this is fantastic. This is the man who
Speaker 1: drove garbage force one watches. He gets emotional describing the
Speaker 1: moment with Trump and how he feels about Joe Biden
Speaker 1: calling conservatives garbage. Here's the thing, It wasn't the driver.
Speaker 1: It was comedian Brent Terhewn in the online sketch Turn
Speaker 1: You and, as the driver claims, Trump urged him to
Speaker 1: take the truck through a McDonald's drive through before the
Speaker 1: pair discussed Biden's recent remarks run as the driver says, so, Joe,
Speaker 1: consider us a message to you. You called us garbage,
Speaker 1: but to prove we aren't, We've got a truck that
Speaker 1: hauls garbage. Now does it sound like something garbage would do?
Speaker 1: Drive around at a truck that hauls garbage. I don't
Speaker 1: think so. Terryud goes on to fake cry while telling
Speaker 1: Joe Biden that he plans to show up to the
Speaker 1: polls wearing a garbage bag. Charlie Kirk deleted the post
Speaker 1: within minutes, but it did still go viral. Michael ian
Speaker 1: Black has a sub stack that I enjoy. Following Lock
Speaker 1: did some soul searching and wrote, I don't like that
Speaker 1: I've become something of a comedy scold. But you know what,
Speaker 1: comedy needs comedians to call out crappy comedy every now
Speaker 1: and then. I don't mean a joke that doesn't land.
Speaker 1: I would conservatively estimate eighty three percent off my jokes fail.
Speaker 1: What I mean is that high profile comedians tend to
Speaker 1: be insulated from criticism from their fellow comics for the
Speaker 1: same reason that all industry leaders tend to get a
Speaker 1: pass from others in their industry. Joe Rogan is an
Speaker 1: industry leader. Tony Hinchcliff is an industry leader. I've called
Speaker 1: out both of them with two links. Scold is not
Speaker 1: the kind of role I feel at ease with because
Speaker 1: I've said and done plenty of my own dumb and
Speaker 1: offense of stuff over the years, including wearing blackface for
Speaker 1: an episode of Stella. I've committed every comedic crime there
Speaker 1: is to commit, with the exception of asking my fans,
Speaker 1: if I can paraphrasing here, Louis c K, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. I'm neither perfect nor as funny as
Speaker 1: most of the guys I call out, So why do
Speaker 1: I do it? Because few other comics are. The fact
Speaker 1: is I have a small platform and a conscience. I
Speaker 1: don't ask that they be canceled. I don't say they're
Speaker 1: not funny. I don't insult their careers. In fact, I
Speaker 1: go out of my way to acknowledge that they do
Speaker 1: things well. Joe's podcast, for example, is one of the
Speaker 1: most important modern media enterprises. That's true. It's also true
Speaker 1: that he made some jokes in his last special that
Speaker 1: I had issues with, and I wrote a piece about it.
Speaker 1: Big deal. Rogan doesn't care what I think Rogan doesn't
Speaker 1: even know I exist with Hingecliff. The situation is obviously
Speaker 1: much different. Hingecliff not only understood the assignment, he probably
Speaker 1: thought he was going to get a perfect attendance record
Speaker 1: to go along with his standing. Oh, you need to
Speaker 1: understand that the comedian's bread and butter is laughter. We
Speaker 1: say things that we expect will be well received. Why
Speaker 1: would Tony make those jokes with any other exs and
Speaker 1: why would he have that expectation. I do know how
Speaker 1: jokes work, and I know that feeding your audience this
Speaker 1: high fat junk food is bad for them and bad
Speaker 1: for you. You're free to be a crappy comic, but
Speaker 1: why be a crappy comic in such an obviously destructive way.
Speaker 1: I picked and chose these segments that I read there.
Speaker 1: It's a much longer piece, but it's on Michael ian
Speaker 1: Black's substack if you want to check that out. Good
Speaker 1: piece by him. Judd Appatow has a fundraiser today, a
Speaker 1: comedy show benefiting the American Red Cross and victims of
Speaker 1: Hurricane Helene. It's in Atlanta to the Variety Playhouse. Jeff
Speaker 1: Foxworthy and Ricky Vilez joined jud as special guests. A
Speaker 1: second benefit show will be held on November ninth at
Speaker 1: the Beacon Theater in New York City. Stavros Halki has
Speaker 1: told Icon versus Icon nobody deserves or should have a
Speaker 1: comedy career. That's the thing. It's the ultimate luxury. The
Speaker 1: biggest obstacle is that statistically everyone who tries this fails.
Speaker 1: You have to be a specific type of mental illness
Speaker 1: to be like, this is worth it. Wasting my youth
Speaker 1: in crappy bars telling bad penis jokes. It's totally worth
Speaker 1: it because maybe fifteen years from now I'll be able
Speaker 1: to tell better versions of those penis jokes in theaters
Speaker 1: that it doesn't happen. Right, So I just got lucky
Speaker 1: the biggest obstacles with just material realities and being able
Speaker 1: to override the human desire for survival. I was ignoring
Speaker 1: every sign that I should go get a real job,
Speaker 1: of a real family, at a regular life. Luckily it
Speaker 1: worked out, because if I woke up, if I was
Speaker 1: this age and I had nothing to show for it,
Speaker 1: boy oh boy, that would be a much crappier reality. Luckily,
Speaker 1: we got a couple stand up specials and movie and
Speaker 1: some TV stuff, So I'm pump Man. One way to
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Speaker 1: five bucks in a tip jar. I will take your money.
Speaker 1: And I don't know if you can even hear this
Speaker 1: because the isis melted. But the idea is, I take
Speaker 1: your money and I get a large iced coffee with
Speaker 1: caramel and milk. Now, I was laughing on Friday. So
Speaker 1: Friday was November first, Right, I'm at the donuts chain
Speaker 1: at six thirty in the morning. The donut chain on
Speaker 1: like July thirty first, was like, hey, man, Halloween's coming. Pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin.
Speaker 1: You like pumpkin, right, pumpkin pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin.
Speaker 1: And over the last week or so, I've been into
Speaker 1: the pumpkin dot It was taste and I didn't feel
Speaker 1: like crap. After eight it's I've been getting the pumpkin
Speaker 1: donut octoberranded November first. They were like, pumpkin never heard
Speaker 1: of it? What are you talking about? Pumpkin donut? Why
Speaker 1: would we have that? You want a pumpkin coffee? What
Speaker 1: are you crazy? We have peppermint. Now, it's all peppermint, peppermint, peppermint,
Speaker 1: and sugar cookie. I was tempted to get the sugar
Speaker 1: cookie flavoring in my coffee, but I've learned over the
Speaker 1: years don't messing around. The caramel's tasty, and if you're
Speaker 1: a man of a certain age, it doesn't create kidney stones.
Speaker 1: The butterper can is tasty, but it creates kidney stones
Speaker 1: and it's not that tasty. Trust me, you do not
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Speaker 1: slash daily comedy news let's hit gossip corner, People was
Speaker 1: checking in on Pete Davidson. A source tells People that
Speaker 1: Pete Davidson is still friends with pretty much all his exes.
Speaker 1: Nothing bad happened between him and metelinkline just ran its course.
Speaker 1: He and Kim Kardashian still talk occasionally. He's a good
Speaker 1: guy and they root for him. It's a new podcast
Speaker 1: out hosted by bilingual Latin comedians and actors Carmen Lynch,
Speaker 1: Frince's Gramos, Carlos Santos, and producer Osco Armando. Thanks for
Speaker 1: Nothing with the number four in the middle there. It's
Speaker 1: an English speaking podcast, but Spanish is always part of
Speaker 1: the mixes. They tackle real life topics with humor and honesty.
Speaker 1: Thanks for Nothing And in Tacoma, police rushed to a
Speaker 1: local comedy club after a caller reported a stabbing. Oh no, John,
Speaker 1: this show's supposed to be fun. What are you doing?
Speaker 1: Why are you telling us about a stabbing? The apparent
Speaker 1: victim Spider Man. John, It's not funny that Spider Man
Speaker 1: was stabbed. Stay with me, don't you know how the
Speaker 1: podcast works. Nobody was harmed. What officers found was a
Speaker 1: group of comedians filming a skit, one of whom was
Speaker 1: dressed as Spider Man. You see, Spider Man is a
Speaker 1: fictional character, so there was no way Spider Man was
Speaker 1: going to be stabbed. He's not real. Officers responded to
Speaker 1: the nine hundred block of Market Street a little after
Speaker 1: nine o'clock. The comedians quickly informed the PD that the
Speaker 1: stabbing was make believe. One of the comedian said, they
Speaker 1: all had a good laugh. Nobody was injured, not even
Speaker 1: Spider Man. We told him spider Man's over there, and
Speaker 1: then he saw a Spider Man perched up on the
Speaker 1: windowsill in the spidy position. I believe that's when the
Speaker 1: officer was very relieved that you're just seeing some guys
Speaker 1: in costume and not actual danger. And that is your
Speaker 1: comedy news for today. Hey, guess what we're gonna talk
Speaker 1: about the next couple of days. Yeah, I'm sorry, we
Speaker 1: gotta talk about it. It's a thing. See tomorrow.