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<v Speaker 1>Callaroga Shark Media. Hey, I'm Chunny Mack with your daily

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<v Speaker 1>comedy news. I'll handle a milleni in SNL tomorrow. Joe

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<v Speaker 1>Rogan on his podcast said that he had advised Tony

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<v Speaker 1>Hinchcliff against that joke, you know the one. Rogan said,

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<v Speaker 1>I tell all comedians, don't ever do comedy at something

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<v Speaker 1>that's not a comedy event. Don't do it. Don't ever

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<v Speaker 1>do comedy at a place that's doing Also, is he

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have a bunch of speakers and you're gonna do

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<v Speaker 1>ten minutes. Don't ever do that. It's a terrible setup.

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<v Speaker 1>Rogan said. The joke kills in comedy clubs. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>like the joke, but it kills. And I said to him,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just like if you're Puerto Rican and you hear

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<v Speaker 1>that in the audience, you're like, ah, but it's a

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<v Speaker 1>funny joke. The joke does well. But I said to him,

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<v Speaker 1>I go, dude, that's the one that's gonna get you stabbed. Meanwhile,

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<v Speaker 1>an online shop that sells Porto Rican theme merchandise is

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<v Speaker 1>offered to send a box of trash on behalf of

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<v Speaker 1>any customer to the Trump campaign. Worrica Shop sells t shirts,

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<v Speaker 1>swimsuit stickers, pillows, phone case and home goods, including boxes

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<v Speaker 1>of trash. The boxes say from Porto Rico with love

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<v Speaker 1>on it, and carry a card with custom messages and

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<v Speaker 1>come overflowing with random assorted trash. The boxes cost two

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<v Speaker 1>dollars and are sent to Tony Hinchcliffe and his party.

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<v Speaker 1>The website claims that we have their address and we

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<v Speaker 1>will set it on your behalf via mail. They assure

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<v Speaker 1>you that the names and buyers will not be included

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<v Speaker 1>in the delivery. Right when commentator Charlie Kirk is being mocked,

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<v Speaker 1>Kirk posted a video containing a man that he believed

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<v Speaker 1>was the garbage truck driver from trump stunt the other night.

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<v Speaker 1>Kirk rowe, this is fantastic. This is the man who

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<v Speaker 1>drove garbage force one watches. He gets emotional describing the

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<v Speaker 1>moment with Trump and how he feels about Joe Biden

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<v Speaker 1>calling conservatives garbage. Here's the thing, It wasn't the driver.

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<v Speaker 1>It was comedian Brent Terhewn in the online sketch Turn

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<v Speaker 1>You and, as the driver claims, Trump urged him to

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<v Speaker 1>take the truck through a McDonald's drive through before the

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<v Speaker 1>pair discussed Biden's recent remarks run as the driver says, so, Joe,

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<v Speaker 1>consider us a message to you. You called us garbage,

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<v Speaker 1>but to prove we aren't, We've got a truck that

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<v Speaker 1>hauls garbage. Now does it sound like something garbage would do?

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<v Speaker 1>Drive around at a truck that hauls garbage. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think so. Terryud goes on to fake cry while telling

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<v Speaker 1>Joe Biden that he plans to show up to the

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<v Speaker 1>polls wearing a garbage bag. Charlie Kirk deleted the post

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<v Speaker 1>within minutes, but it did still go viral. Michael ian

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<v Speaker 1>Black has a sub stack that I enjoy. Following Lock

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<v Speaker 1>did some soul searching and wrote, I don't like that

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<v Speaker 1>I've become something of a comedy scold. But you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>comedy needs comedians to call out crappy comedy every now

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<v Speaker 1>and then. I don't mean a joke that doesn't land.

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<v Speaker 1>I would conservatively estimate eighty three percent off my jokes fail.

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<v Speaker 1>What I mean is that high profile comedians tend to

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<v Speaker 1>be insulated from criticism from their fellow comics for the

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<v Speaker 1>same reason that all industry leaders tend to get a

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<v Speaker 1>pass from others in their industry. Joe Rogan is an

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<v Speaker 1>industry leader. Tony Hinchcliff is an industry leader. I've called

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<v Speaker 1>out both of them with two links. Scold is not

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<v Speaker 1>the kind of role I feel at ease with because

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<v Speaker 1>I've said and done plenty of my own dumb and

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<v Speaker 1>offense of stuff over the years, including wearing blackface for

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<v Speaker 1>an episode of Stella. I've committed every comedic crime there

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<v Speaker 1>is to commit, with the exception of asking my fans,

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<v Speaker 1>if I can paraphrasing here, Louis c K, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean. I'm neither perfect nor as funny as

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<v Speaker 1>most of the guys I call out, So why do

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<v Speaker 1>I do it? Because few other comics are. The fact

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<v Speaker 1>is I have a small platform and a conscience. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't ask that they be canceled. I don't say they're

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<v Speaker 1>not funny. I don't insult their careers. In fact, I

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<v Speaker 1>go out of my way to acknowledge that they do

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<v Speaker 1>things well. Joe's podcast, for example, is one of the

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<v Speaker 1>most important modern media enterprises. That's true. It's also true

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<v Speaker 1>that he made some jokes in his last special that

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<v Speaker 1>I had issues with, and I wrote a piece about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Big deal. Rogan doesn't care what I think Rogan doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>even know I exist with Hingecliff. The situation is obviously

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<v Speaker 1>much different. Hingecliff not only understood the assignment, he probably

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<v Speaker 1>thought he was going to get a perfect attendance record

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<v Speaker 1>to go along with his standing. Oh, you need to

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<v Speaker 1>understand that the comedian's bread and butter is laughter. We

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<v Speaker 1>say things that we expect will be well received. Why

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<v Speaker 1>would Tony make those jokes with any other exs and

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<v Speaker 1>why would he have that expectation. I do know how

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<v Speaker 1>jokes work, and I know that feeding your audience this

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<v Speaker 1>high fat junk food is bad for them and bad

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<v Speaker 1>for you. You're free to be a crappy comic, but

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<v Speaker 1>why be a crappy comic in such an obviously destructive way.

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<v Speaker 1>I picked and chose these segments that I read there.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a much longer piece, but it's on Michael ian

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<v Speaker 1>Black's substack if you want to check that out. Good

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<v Speaker 1>piece by him. Judd Appatow has a fundraiser today, a

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<v Speaker 1>comedy show benefiting the American Red Cross and victims of

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<v Speaker 1>Hurricane Helene. It's in Atlanta to the Variety Playhouse. Jeff

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<v Speaker 1>Foxworthy and Ricky Vilez joined jud as special guests. A

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<v Speaker 1>second benefit show will be held on November ninth at

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<v Speaker 1>the Beacon Theater in New York City. Stavros Halki has

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<v Speaker 1>told Icon versus Icon nobody deserves or should have a

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<v Speaker 1>comedy career. That's the thing. It's the ultimate luxury. The

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<v Speaker 1>biggest obstacle is that statistically everyone who tries this fails.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to be a specific type of mental illness

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<v Speaker 1>to be like, this is worth it. Wasting my youth

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<v Speaker 1>in crappy bars telling bad penis jokes. It's totally worth

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<v Speaker 1>it because maybe fifteen years from now I'll be able

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<v Speaker 1>to tell better versions of those penis jokes in theaters

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<v Speaker 1>that it doesn't happen. Right, So I just got lucky

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<v Speaker 1>the biggest obstacles with just material realities and being able

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<v Speaker 1>to override the human desire for survival. I was ignoring

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<v Speaker 1>every sign that I should go get a real job,

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<v Speaker 1>of a real family, at a regular life. Luckily it

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<v Speaker 1>worked out, because if I woke up, if I was

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<v Speaker 1>this age and I had nothing to show for it,

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<v Speaker 1>boy oh boy, that would be a much crappier reality. Luckily,

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<v Speaker 1>we got a couple stand up specials and movie and

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<v Speaker 1>some TV stuff, So I'm pump Man. One way to

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<v Speaker 1>support this shows you can go to buy me at

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<v Speaker 1>coffee dot com Slash Daily Comedy News. You can throw

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<v Speaker 1>five bucks in a tip jar. I will take your money.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't know if you can even hear this

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<v Speaker 1>because the isis melted. But the idea is, I take

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<v Speaker 1>your money and I get a large iced coffee with

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<v Speaker 1>caramel and milk. Now, I was laughing on Friday. So

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<v Speaker 1>Friday was November first, Right, I'm at the donuts chain

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<v Speaker 1>at six thirty in the morning. The donut chain on

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<v Speaker 1>like July thirty first, was like, hey, man, Halloween's coming. Pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin.

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<v Speaker 1>You like pumpkin, right, pumpkin pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin.

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<v Speaker 1>And over the last week or so, I've been into

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<v Speaker 1>the pumpkin dot It was taste and I didn't feel

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<v Speaker 1>like crap. After eight it's I've been getting the pumpkin

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<v Speaker 1>donut octoberranded November first. They were like, pumpkin never heard

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<v Speaker 1>of it? What are you talking about? Pumpkin donut? Why

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<v Speaker 1>would we have that? You want a pumpkin coffee? What

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<v Speaker 1>are you crazy? We have peppermint. Now, it's all peppermint, peppermint, peppermint,

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<v Speaker 1>and sugar cookie. I was tempted to get the sugar

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<v Speaker 1>cookie flavoring in my coffee, but I've learned over the

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<v Speaker 1>years don't messing around. The caramel's tasty, and if you're

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<v Speaker 1>a man of a certain age, it doesn't create kidney stones.

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<v Speaker 1>The butterper can is tasty, but it creates kidney stones

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<v Speaker 1>and it's not that tasty. Trust me, you do not

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<v Speaker 1>want the stones. Buy me a coffee. Dot Com, a

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<v Speaker 1>slash daily comedy news let's hit gossip corner, People was

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<v Speaker 1>checking in on Pete Davidson. A source tells People that

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<v Speaker 1>Pete Davidson is still friends with pretty much all his exes.

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing bad happened between him and metelinkline just ran its course.

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<v Speaker 1>He and Kim Kardashian still talk occasionally. He's a good

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<v Speaker 1>guy and they root for him. It's a new podcast

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<v Speaker 1>out hosted by bilingual Latin comedians and actors Carmen Lynch,

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<v Speaker 1>Frince's Gramos, Carlos Santos, and producer Osco Armando. Thanks for

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing with the number four in the middle there. It's

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<v Speaker 1>an English speaking podcast, but Spanish is always part of

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<v Speaker 1>the mixes. They tackle real life topics with humor and honesty.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks for Nothing And in Tacoma, police rushed to a

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<v Speaker 1>local comedy club after a caller reported a stabbing. Oh no, John,

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<v Speaker 1>this show's supposed to be fun. What are you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you telling us about a stabbing? The apparent

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<v Speaker 1>victim Spider Man. John, It's not funny that Spider Man

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<v Speaker 1>was stabbed. Stay with me, don't you know how the

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<v Speaker 1>podcast works. Nobody was harmed. What officers found was a

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<v Speaker 1>group of comedians filming a skit, one of whom was

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<v Speaker 1>dressed as Spider Man. You see, Spider Man is a

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<v Speaker 1>fictional character, so there was no way Spider Man was

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<v Speaker 1>going to be stabbed. He's not real. Officers responded to

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<v Speaker 1>the nine hundred block of Market Street a little after

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<v Speaker 1>nine o'clock. The comedians quickly informed the PD that the

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<v Speaker 1>stabbing was make believe. One of the comedian said, they

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<v Speaker 1>all had a good laugh. Nobody was injured, not even

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<v Speaker 1>Spider Man. We told him spider Man's over there, and

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<v Speaker 1>then he saw a Spider Man perched up on the

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<v Speaker 1>windowsill in the spidy position. I believe that's when the

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<v Speaker 1>officer was very relieved that you're just seeing some guys

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<v Speaker 1>in costume and not actual danger. And that is your

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<v Speaker 1>comedy news for today. Hey, guess what we're gonna talk

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<v Speaker 1>about the next couple of days. Yeah, I'm sorry, we

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<v Speaker 1>gotta talk about it. It's a thing. See tomorrow.