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Speaker 2: Boy, Hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on.
Thank you for telling a friend. That's how we spread
the word about the pirate ship. Kevin is here, all
happy that Stefan Diggs is no longer a patron. I
don't know if you're happy or not. Carola, worry about
that aj Brown possibility. Mark is here yep, just back
from Jamaica where he attended a fortieth birthday party, which
is great, except that Mark is fifty five.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what what the fuck does that have to do
with anything? I can't have friends in their forty.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not saying that. I'm just saying like, you're
there for the party, but you're like the supervising adult.
I'm picturing if if anybody in your crew got out
of control, management of the resort is coming to you
to go, Okay, you get your friends under contra. There
no coming nowhere near park.
Speaker 3: There was older people than me there that was just
the group parents and stuff like do you have your.
Speaker 2: White new balance?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Did you? So? Did you pack a brick of sunscreen?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: No, A big bottle of advil? No, nothing like that. No.
Speaker 3: I didn't drink. I didn't drink. I didn't drink really
that much. Really, Yeah, because Matt wasn't there to force
that is true.
Speaker 2: But it's like normally I would think, like warm weather,
nice environment.
Speaker 3: And I drank, but just not excessively.
Speaker 2: It was all inclusive type. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was nice. The resort was really nice hanging out.
I was very short though. I left Thursday morning and
I came back Sunday at midnight.
Speaker 2: Well, it's a quick trip.
Speaker 3: That is very quick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what kind of fun. Yeah, you know, like a
rich guy like and fly out, you know.
Speaker 4: What I mean.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I could have done Greg Conners.
Speaker 3: Ninety's is a long time too, though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, nine days is a long time. Is what are
they down there for? Not?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so by the time I got down there, they
were all sick of each other.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, nine days at an all inclusive If you're
not doing any excursion anything, what are you doing.
Speaker 2: Just sitting by the pool and drinking all day.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's fun for a few days, but after
a certain point, it's like, dude, how much more can
I drink?
Speaker 3: I was at the pool at eight am, I said,
I was there till eight am to six pm?
Speaker 2: Really yeah, And he didn't get burned or anything. I did.
Speaker 3: I didn't get burned.
Speaker 2: It all peeled.
Speaker 3: I don't it all peeled off? See it's all peeled.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, once he hit thirty two degrees again, it
just fell off.
Speaker 3: It's pretty much. But what it seemed like.
Speaker 2: So okay, So then what version of yourself shows up
in Jamaica? Like it almost sounds like you're zen philosopher
sitting by the pool, just relaxing the entire time.
Speaker 3: I was reserved?
Speaker 2: Is it not rum punch mark? Not like no tropical
drink mark, the guy that's gonna go crazy and have
a good time.
Speaker 3: I was no.
Speaker 4: I was totally reserved, reading by the pool, just checking
out the scenery.
Speaker 3: Checking out the scenery, hanging out. I mean, we had
a group. There's a group of twenty there, and it
was a group of twenty there was there.
Speaker 2: So what was the earliest a drink got consumed?
Speaker 3: I opened up a beer at seven am, holy shit,
because I want to have a cigar because I got
a bunch of cubans. So I went out on and
I had like a little deck. So I went and
opened a beer and smoked a cuban.
Speaker 2: Wow, So what's too early for bourbon? I mean, let's up.
Speaker 3: I see the problem is that resorts they water down
their drinks.
Speaker 2: Oh sure, but they're free, so you order three? Yeah?
Well are they? I don't know? Was this all inclusive? Yeah? Okay, wow,
because I'm thinking, like, so there wasn't. It doesn't sound
like it.
Speaker 3: Was wild in any way. It really wasn't.
Speaker 2: I'm disappointed.
Speaker 3: I don't really have any stories.
Speaker 2: You said to me, you had story, you texted me.
I'm gonna have stories.
Speaker 3: I was trying to be you know, I was trying
to get you excited.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you did because somehow I show thanks Mark. No,
but when I drink like heavy at my age, and
I know that you do it, you're drunk though not?
What do you mean I'm a drunk alcoholics go to meetings?
Speaker 3: Did you hit drunk this weekend?
Speaker 2: I did not. Okay, I did not, And I've been
really taming myself and I it's the weird thing for
me is I don't really drink at home.
Speaker 3: I don't either.
Speaker 2: I'll have a glass of wine, I'll have a beer
and that's it. And I only do that rarely, and
then I drink it home because I'm cheap. I don't
blame you because it get I mean, I don't have
to worry about driving. Yes, that's the that's a huge
to have to worry about getting across the street at
some point. Because God, if you just went out by
yourself and decided to just go on a tear and
have a great time, it may cost you two hundred
and fifty dollars including an uber.
Speaker 4: It was an easy fifty bucks Thursday night at mault Connery's. Yeah,
just trivia for two hours hanging out. We had I
think four beers. It was fifty bucks. And it's not horrible.
But it's not something you could sustain throughout three four
times a week.
Speaker 2: No, I mean me, I can. I don't know. I
don't know. Other people may know. I can't sustain because
I feel like sometimes after I drink like that, like
I really drink, I feel like I played in a
rugby match the day before.
Speaker 3: Man, can I hate hangovers? I think that's why I
don't accessfully drink anymore. I hate hangovers, hate my stomach,
my stomach being upset the whole day.
Speaker 2: You know. Well, there's also the anxiety you get that
like feeling of I should be doing something else, Like
everything just feels I don't know, like heavy, and you're worry.
Speaker 4: Something and how am I gonna get this done? Or
how am I gonna I don't know.
Speaker 2: That's how I get. I don't get how fun What
nevernetic mutation do you have? Serious Scottish? Yeah, well that
may be. I mean that that really may be because
I think, uh, I think Tony says he doesn't.
Speaker 4: I don't know if he gets hangoverse either.
Speaker 2: I don't. I'm not really sure. I just I don't
get hangovers.
Speaker 3: Fuck wow, oh man, mine are bad when you get them. Yeah,
the terrible. It's like being sick for a day.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, from that time, I'm from me just tired. I'm
just exhausted and my head hurts, my stomach is it sucks.
And then that's why I don't drink. That's why I
don't drink during you know, when I have to go
to work.
Speaker 4: Yeah, before work, was it like that before the surgery too,
with the with the lap.
Speaker 3: I I don't know. I can't remember. I know I
can back then and I was fine, but it's more
I got older.
Speaker 2: I think, what about Okay, did they have swim up yes? Bars?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: Was there anybody who just never left the swim up bar?
That's the person that I always get.
Speaker 4: You get a little cold if you're sitting there, if
the water's not heated correctly. Yeah, and there's like a breeze.
Sitting like half in the water, half out of it, drinking,
you get a little cold. At least that was my experience. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I haven't been to a swim up bar a lot.
And the reason I don't go is I always assume
somebody next to me is pissing.
Speaker 3: But if you're pissing, the water it turns dark blue.
Did you know that?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: It doesn't. That is such fucking bullshit. That is such bullshit.
You should have tried it, because I there's always the couple,
the person like they they show up right as the
place opens and they're still there four or five hours later,
and I'm going, it's like the cabana that we had.
And my buddy, he's bachelor party in Vegas.
Speaker 4: It was on this lazy river. Yeah, and there we're
gonna at the I ain't going to that thing. There's
nothing but pissing coming that thing right now.
Speaker 2: Well, oh there's people. I'm sure that I went in
there and rubbed a little something out. Oh man, that's disgusting.
I don't I don't believe that that happens on there
on a lazy river. You're gonna see it. Not if
you're under the water, you don't. No, you don't have
to float in the tube. You could walk the lazy river.
There's too much work. And I'm not saying it happens,
but I'm saying you're saying.
Speaker 3: Okay, So one of the girls from from from our
group said, my husband has has a shirt shirt that
I just bought for him and it doesn't you know,
does fit? Do you want it? I'm like, yeah, so
she made sure to get me this shirt. Right?
Speaker 2: How big was this guy?
Speaker 3: Huge?
Speaker 2: I'm sure it's probably very tall too, right, Yeah, okay,
big guy? What did he get what she got?
Speaker 3: I'm actually large? What are you you're Yeah? I thought so,
I'm an extra large m Yeah, I'm like sure large
below the.
Speaker 2: Waist go on.
Speaker 3: So I get there and I get there like a
five thirty. So they're having this and they're having a
huge dinner right on the beach.
Speaker 4: You left at five in the morning and got there
or seven in the morning, got five.
Speaker 3: Because it's forty five minutes from the air I got
to the airport, it was. I got in at two o'clock.
It just took so long because they were waiting for
other flights. So we're sitting in this bus waiting. It
sucked at least. Yeah, yeah, I talked to Okay, go on,
So we they have for for Jillian's birthday. They put
out they had a dinner on the beach.
Speaker 2: Nice.
Speaker 3: So man, So this girl fucking amazing. So this girl,
Christine's like.
Speaker 2: Telling somebody's face planted in the fucking sand.
Speaker 3: This girl Christine's like, wear your shirt. And I thought
the dinner was Saturday. Okay, I'm started to dinner. It
was Friday, So this is Thursday. I thought it was Friday,
and the shore was a little wrinkles. I put it
up and I decided to wear another shirt. I get there.
Every guy in our group has that shirt on, but.
Speaker 2: Me, Oh, you fucking ruined it.
Speaker 3: She obviously doesn't know me. Because she obviously doesn't know me,
she ruined it, right, she always doesn't know me because
she didn't lay it out for me, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 2: Well, but you would have had it had you thought
the dinner was the right night exactly.
Speaker 3: I thought she was just giving me a hard time.
Speaker 2: Why didn't you just go back to the room and change.
Speaker 3: I wanted to, but everybody told me not to. So
kind of like ruined it, kind of like ruined the
whole night. Really, yeah, because I kind of felt like
a fucking dick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're the old guy with no memory anymore.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: Did anybody take a fucking face plant? The shit? No?
Speaker 3: This was nothing this Oh oh when I one of
the guys, the guy, the big guy, who I've never
seen drunk before. I guess the first second day they
were there, he threw up the pool.
Speaker 4: Oh got and there's some of that okay, okay that
I'll give you.
Speaker 2: That'll give you, like that's the problem with Was this
an adult only resort? No, it was the kids around,
but they have adult only pools. Yes, okay, so you're
at an adult only pool. What happens when somebody throws up.
Speaker 3: They close the pool down.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like do they have to drain it and do
all this bio hazard standard to get it that? They
scoop it out? Have had it. If it's my pool, Kevin,
If it were at my house and somebody throws up
at the pool, I'm I'm scooping it out and on
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story that I want to get into when when dumb
teammate teenage stuff meets real world consequences. This is like
the most outrageous story. I think that the ripple effects
of this could really really detonate five to ten families
for real, like what happened? And it's one of these
things that when you when you think about it, there's
a line between a prank and a crime. And I
don't know, because your son is closer to being a senior.
Do they do senior pranks at at Aquinas? I don't
know if they still do it? We did?
Speaker 3: Are you talking about the college prank?
Speaker 2: No, this is a high school prank.
Speaker 3: Okay, there's a college one. And what was the college one?
Speaker 2: Did they?
Speaker 3: The cops ended up going there and they were like
tied up in like like in the in the basement,
and the cops go there and they and nobody would
say who the leader of the of the fraternity was.
It was pretty wild.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so this was a hazy and who called nine
one one?
Speaker 3: I don't know, they didn't know, Okay, so let's what
what's what do they do in high school?
Speaker 2: Well, there's a point where, like a prank stops being funny,
and that's when something bad happens, right, because I loved
little pranks.
Speaker 4: Like when you put a picture of a girl in
the principal's office it says, MoU because you're a dick.
Speaker 3: When was that last week?
Speaker 2: The time I was in high school, it's a young woman.
She was referred to as first name, middle name, cow,
last name. Okay, so think it's like Bill Moo Moran. Yeah,
so like no, Bill Calmaran, Bill Calmaran. So a friend,
a guy who was a great ahead of me, was
taking a photography class, so you got to realize this
is like nineteen eighty eight, and he they the photoshop
did not exist, so he superimposed her face over a
cow's face on a cow body and then.
Speaker 3: Not prank, that's just the fuck, that's just fucking being
an asshole.
Speaker 2: And then somebody hung it in the main office window
and it said, you know, like her name was Laura
cow shit meet and moo. Yeah, was she fat? You
know what, I gotta tell you, probably not, probably not.
She was the taller, I guess you could say, bigger
girl in a group of very pretty girls that hung out.
Speaker 4: She had two friends that, like people thought were crazy.
Speaker 2: They were. It's on the makeup. They were pretty little girls.
They were just girls, but in your mind they were older.
They were like a year had me. They were the
group I wanted to hang out with, so I did.
But I got into that group by being a dick. Yeah,
and so that that's how it happened. But you're right,
because the fart powder with my dad, like, I always
found that very funny, but I was disappointed that I
didn't get to see it, and it wasn't wasn't great
for her. And I think too, like teenage brains are
wired for risk and stupidity. They just are, And so
I always worry. That's why I used to say a
lot and people go, that makes no sense. But young
men in cars scare me. They do because I think
that you're gonna you're more ready to take a risk,
don't you agree? Yeah? Some yeah, I mean so all right.
But I used to look at.
Speaker 4: One responsible driver and one less than responsible driver.
Speaker 2: So that's my thing, is like I get worried because
now my son is turning sixteen this week, and I'm
sure the next thing is going to be the push
for the car stuff. And I do worry because I go,
young men in car. I know what I did. We
were out trying to do one hundred miles an hour
on the flats before school and my friend's ninety eight bomber.
It was an Oldsmobile ninety eight, and we would just
get that motherfucker up. It would take a while, but man,
we got it up to one hundred and we'd be
flying down these roads, these rural fuck roads, and I go,
that is the dumbest shit in the world. I raced
the girl. She got on an expressway basically the Cotic Parkway,
and I took the back roads. I was in her
driveway leaning against my car before she pulled in, and
I was fucking flying. And when I go back there
now market looks like cart paths. So that's that's why
I just say say risk, because I think everybody, as
a teenager, when you're linking back, you go, that could
have been, that could have gone horribly wrong. Right an
I don't know what it was, but like car surfing,
I used to stand on the roofs of cars as
my friends drove. That could go horribly wrong. You could
be dead. Stephanie did that in the video. Yeah, well no,
I was. We were going slow, we were going but
still all you need is you hit your head after
falling off at fifteen miles an hour and you could
be fucked up for life. This one is really really
just an innocent I think I will say more of
an innocent prank. I'm going to give you the news
clip from it and then we can go into kind
of the details of it. But this is the news
clip from a high school in the South where they
were trying to play a prank on a popular teacher and.
Speaker 5: Coach went to TP Jason Hughes's home, who's a teacher
at North Hall High School. They say Hughes came out
of his home to try to stop them, and that's
when the group got.
Speaker 2: Into two cars to leave.
Speaker 5: They say Wallace was driving a pickup truck when Hughes
tripped and fell into the road and then Wallace ran
over him. Wallace and the other teens tried to help Hughes,
but he died at the hospital shortly after. Wallace is
now being charged with vehicular homicide and reckless driving, as
well as littering and criminal trust pass. The other four
are also charged with littering and criminal trustpass.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh my fucking god, you're the guy that took
out the popular teacher senior year. You're facing fifteen years
in prison for vehicular homicide. And all you were going
to do was TP is fucking his house.
Speaker 3: Right, he went TP. He isn't usually the asshole teacher.
Speaker 2: Maybe he's the asshole teacher. I don't know. They kept
saying popular. Of course they're gonna say popular teacher in
the news. Really you're not TPN. I don't know. There's
like six kids, five kids whatever, two cars. They go up,
he comes out, he trips in the road. This kid's
trying to run away. They're all probably laughing and giggling,
and all of a sudden you'remum and you're like, oh
my god. And then he get out of the car.
You're trying to help him. You don't leave the scene.
That is thought. I've never heard of that happening. Ever,
We're all of a sudden the teacher's dead. I go,
you've got a school, his family with little kids. They're
everybody you the ripple effects. It's not about like TP
in the house and a prank. It's about these five
fucking families and now are devastating. What the fuck I
one moment of stupidity that needed their lives forever because
I think, because I'm going imagine, being eighteen in the
worst moment of your life is something you can never
ever ever undo. Right, that's it you forever. I want
to see what what they put in the yearbook for
this guy? You know, hey, not by the twenty th
re union.
Speaker 3: They probably don't put him in there. They probably don't
put him in the airbook.
Speaker 2: They have to, don't you. And how does he graduate?
What the fuck like? I can't imagine if this were
my kid, because it's not.
Speaker 3: Something you know, the way he's taking his diploma and
walking the fucking no stage.
Speaker 2: Come on, you can. It's gonna be in shackles, but
you can, right. But who watches out for this kid
that he doesn't unalive himself. He's posting Bible verses they
said on social media, saying God will raise you from
the dead, blah blah blah. It sounds like He's say on.
Speaker 4: His live so though it's in Georgia because they also
be Bible. No, I know, but still, but it's Lord. I.
Speaker 2: I just like to me, therapy should be mandatory and
free for this kid.
Speaker 3: I'm sure he has tons of therapy in jail.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that therapy apart that you go therapy they do
in therapy. I would think maybe, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I really don't want to ask MORTGANE Twain. She would know,
she's she doesn't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's she's not talented enough to do.
Speaker 3: She's very talented.
Speaker 2: Oh really yeah, Oh look at this man. You backpedaled
so bad. You backpedaled so bad. But that would be
something she would know because she she does that. I'm like,
holy crap, because at what point do parents have to
start worrying about the stupid things teenagers do at night?
And I think as soon as they fucking leave the house, right,
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This is a headline today and ten years ago I go,
people were going to jail for it, and now it's
it's become. When I said, like Jamaican economy, it's kind
of our economy. The government is worried about keeping the
shelves stocked. How were we running out?
Speaker 4: Do these people just not how to grow it? I
don't know. This is an article out of the New
York Posts.
Speaker 2: That I saw, and I'm like, holy crap, you know,
because it's a whole cultural flip. Like somebody was saying
to me once, like you know, you think of all
the things that have happened in your lifetime that are
just amazing things. When you step back, technology come along, right.
You used to watch the Jetsons talk to each other
over screens. Now we can talk to each other over screens.
And it's not just your it's not just on your iPhone.
You could use anything. You could do it on Instagram,
you can do it on Facebook, you can do anything.
You can have this conversation with anybody in the world
and see them. You'll see people. My favorite is if
you're going to happens more in this store than others.
I haven't seen it in others Walmart. Somebody's talking to
their screen and showing somebody, is this the thing you
wanted me to get? And they're showing it like you
didn't have that. I do that all the time, but
it's more just a picture. I'll send a picture, right.
But this person was on the fucking phone with the person,
going is this what you're talking about? Because my wife
won't answer her phone. She's never more than three feet
from house I'm calling. I say that all the time
I go.
Speaker 4: You always have the fucking phone in your hand to
whomever it is, especially if it's my kid.
Speaker 2: I know it's right there. Answer the goddamn thing. Just
give me five seconds. Oh I'm bitter at texting. Okay, uh,
but I think that one of the biggest things I
ever saw in my life was the legalization of marijuana
in New York State. They came in in my fourth
grade class. They burned it. They fucking burned weed. Imagine
doing that now. They burned it and go, if you
ever smell this smell, come find an adult. That's what
they said. Would I go over today? In your school.
Oh my god, that wouldn't go.
Speaker 4: Oh the teachers coming and smell fourth grade mark fourth grade.
Speaker 2: I'll never forget it, mister Brannigan. And mister Bragan was
probably a stoner, but he was the drug guy.
Speaker 4: And he came in.
Speaker 2: They had one of those like a screen, like a
sieve that you would pour something through to catch like
the debris, put it in there, burned it and I'm
sure there was ash and shit falling out. I don't
know if they had anything under to catch. And he goes,
if you ever smell anything, if you smell this.
Speaker 4: And then it was everybody smelling it, like, you know,
can you get secondary.
Speaker 3: I hate the smell of it? I do. I hate it.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't hate the smell of it. I don't
think the smell of it. But we went from criminalizing
it to commercializing it. Right, That's the thing that's so
fucked up in my lifetime. To me, I go, that's
one of the biggest changes I've ever seen. And people
are like, come on, man, all the social media and
technology changes and the fact that you can AI all
these things are just you know, like, I go, yeah,
But they were supposed to happen.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but forty years forty years ago was the war
on drugs? Nancy Rag Oh no shit, this is norg.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the eggs or how about this one? Everybody in
this room remembers this one. Where did you learn to
do this? That's it there, It is the kid like
he opens up his pencil box and he's got weeding there.
There has to it has to be a multi billion
dollar economy. And if this doesn't prove to you that
the government cares about really one fucking thing, and that's money,
I don't know what else will it really is, it
just comes down to what's gonna make us the most
amount of money.
Speaker 4: And it just surprises me the states that don't allow it,
they're just letting the tax money walk away.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I don't even know if, like if it'll
ever be legalized federally. I just I'm not sure, and
you are. But look, there are people who think that
we've gone too far, like with the legalization, because it
does make you wonder, like who is driving under the
influence of marijuana that I can't see, or because they
took a gummy or they took some kind of I
saw I got fed another ad on social media as
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It's what they said, and you get and let the
last begin. If you're hanging out with friends, pass these around.
They're the most popular thing. Everybody gets a little fun,
has a little fun and little chill, and anybody who
does use marijuana always goes there's not a hangover the
next day, there's no hangover. And if it's just this slight,
little high, it would be probably the equivalent of having
a beer. And I have no idea, but that's what's
being pitched.
Speaker 4: But when when did cars like officially not officially start,
but when did cars become a big thing? Was that
the forties? The thirties, I will say.
Speaker 2: Were there more there was more and more of than
I got it. I would say the early fifties. Okay,
so fifties, I think the fifties, they became popular, and
they became popular to the point where their collector's items.
Speaker 4: When did it really become an issue with the police
in like DWI checkpoints stuff?
Speaker 2: Is that like early eighties? Early eighties. So you got
thirty years there? Yeah, I know, so we now legal.
You got you. They'll get to it. I mean it's
they'll they'll figure it out. I mean it's not like
go ahead, he's right.
Speaker 3: My father used to drive us to covescouts drinking a beer. Yeah,
no shit, right, he was jretch right right.
Speaker 2: But here's the thing, Like I told these guys one day,
I think you might have been here. I've at a
traffic light. It's five o'clock. Now. My most of my life,
my adult life, was spent on radio, working odd shifts.
I was either doing drive time in the morning or
drive time in the afternoon. That's where they had put me.
So I wasn't on the road during peak times, so
I never saw traffic and stuff. So when I go
out at like five o'clock, I'm looking around, you know,
to see who's doing what. Are they listening to the radio?
Are they listening to something else? I try to especially
I look at my fucking rear view mirror. Guy to
suit cracks open a fucking beer and starts drinking. And
at first I got like, I'm like, oh my god,
what's this guy gonna do behind the wheel? And then
I thought, this guy is no worse off than anybody else.
If this is his first beer, he's a fucking idiot
because you can't have an open container. But I'm like,
chances of that guy getting caught, I guarantee it happens
so much. And there used to be raps you could
put around a can that said instead of pepsi, but
it was exactly like the Pepsi logo, and I said
PIPSI and I remember mountain pew, mountain pew, all these things.
Speaker 4: But so from a distance you can't you can't see,
and it looks exactly like the can.
Speaker 2: And if you're drinking, that was it, and drinking and driving.
Speaker 4: They sell those at Amazon. One of the hockey dess
they still he brings him into the ring. They still do,
oh yeah, I'll pull it up right. I didn't know
they did that. I don't know.
Speaker 2: But the thing that I I so somebody else who
comes on the podcast is like, I'm I'm disgusted by
the amount of smell. I smell of weed, like it's everywhere, right,
And I would think that it's everywhere in certain pockets
of society, like where it's just more accepted. In some
places just don't do it, but you do wonder about
like secondhand smoke or people getting high, or you know,
like when somebody really reeks, Like I feel like I
can get high off that. I don't know if I can,
but if they really reak, they're not smoking in front
of me, but they it just reeks, dude, And you
can just smell. It's like a fucking cloud comes with
this person. You think you can get high off that? Oh? Sure,
I think you can too. We got to get.
Speaker 4: These, Yeah, Coca Calo, Spike POPSI Mountain Pew and then
one we're gonna get from Mark doctor Peeper.
Speaker 2: Now hang on a second. Here, here's the question. When
we go to concerts and stuff, A lot of times
you're allowed to bring in some things. You can't bring
in glass bottles, but I think you can bring you No,
you can get beer into concerts.
Speaker 4: Aluminum doesn't set off on a detector, doesn't have the
mid detector.
Speaker 2: Right, but they would get upset if you were if
they saw you. So you put this wrap on it,
and who's gonna know who's gonna well, because they're trying
to also make money off the Oh, I get it. Yeah,
So I can you bring things in? And I know,
why have we been to water? I think the only
thing you can bring in is water?
Speaker 3: I think so too. Can't bring beer in. You have
to pay for the next time.
Speaker 2: You can bring beer, and you just got to do
it the right way.
Speaker 3: Nineteen dollars beer specialist.
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, you need that three point five financing before
you go up there. I don't know, because I remember
as a kid taking a trip to New York City
with my class. We're in Times Square, this just before
they cleaned up Times Square. Because I'm remember wanting to
get the a deck of cards, and the deck of
cards had people having sex in different positions on the
cards because I thought it was really funny and cool.
I was like in I think we were fifth or
sixth grade. Two guys smoking a joint leaning up against
the building. One as their foot up against the building
passes to another. Cops walk right by and do nothing,
and I remember thinking it's not that big a deal,
right and not bugging anybody.
Speaker 4: Well, in New York City, it's not that big a deal,
but it was highly illegal at that time.
Speaker 2: People were getting arrested going to jail for that shit.
And these guys are in New York City just fucking smoking.
I don't know. I do wonder like public etiquette in
terms of you can't smoke certain places. But you go
to a concert, I expect to smell and I want
to smell it.
Speaker 4: You go to a fucking Walmart parking concert.
Speaker 2: Shit, Yeah, that is true right down four ninety.
Speaker 3: You can smell it coming out out of their cars.
Speaker 2: Okay, So that's the part that does making smell a
target though. That makes me a little bit nervous like
that that people are driving like I always wonder. I
have said, have you ever looked around and just wondered,
who is under the influence of what right now at
this traffic light, like prescription drugs, whatever, Who's under the
influence what, who's on what right now? That could potentially
fuck up?
Speaker 3: And it's funny. I worked a factory job a bunch
of years ago, and the young kids would go on
break and they'd go to their car and smoke and
smoke weed. I said to one of the kids. He goes, well,
it's legal, now I go, let's I go.
Speaker 2: I go.
Speaker 3: That's like me going out and opening up a beer
on break right. You know they the kids weren't understanding.
They were thinking they could smoke it like a cigarette.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, So to your point, like, could you take
a hit and would that I don't know the equivalent.
But like the guy said, who is driving and drinking
the beer, I think he's less harmful than the guy
leaving happy hour because a lot of guy leaving happy
hour it's in his system now. It's right, because a
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Mark eighteen Stones.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know the name.
Speaker 2: Ain't too proud to beg It's a cover. It is
a cover.
Speaker 4: It is a cover.
Speaker 2: I think it was the Four Times Foundation, all the Foundation. Okay,
I don't remember. I said they did this in nineteen
seventy two, but I have no idea.
Speaker 3: I have seventy seven.
Speaker 4: It is eighty Proud to Bag the Rolling Stones cover
from nineteen seventy four.
Speaker 2: Oh God, damn Mark Zeppelin. Yeah it is Zeppelin.
Speaker 3: Is it the Lemons song?
Speaker 2: It is not the Lemon song. This is led Zeppelin
Going to California nineteen sixty nine.
Speaker 3: I have sixty eight.
Speaker 4: It is going to California, Led Zeppelin nineteen seventy one.
Speaker 2: Fucking Also the clothes Hotter Eye this was their Yeah,
this was on Zeppelin four or no codas might have
been on Graffito Yeah, physical graffiti. Okay, yeah, all right,
this is where I fall apart. Mark, this is exactly
where I fall apart. Right now here we go. I
have no idea. I put down Rob Zombie, Due Halt
nineteen eighties, Ramstein. It is Ramstein? Oh shit, fuck you?
Speaker 3: I don't know the name.
Speaker 2: Do hosts? Do you do? Host? As?
Speaker 4: I wrote to host Mage, do you hate me? I'm
taking five points from due host and it's nineteen ninety seven.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: I was gonna do fire Starter from Prodigy, but the
intro was like a Matt intro for like a minute
and a half. I can't I remember the ban the
next band, Oh god, come on.
Speaker 2: Give it to me.
Speaker 3: Nine inch Nails.
Speaker 2: Ah, fuck you like an animal? Closer? Fuck you like
a my animal? What it is? Trent Brasiding Closer.
Speaker 4: Nine inch Nails from nineteen ninety seven, ninety four?
Speaker 2: Oh in ninety three?
Speaker 4: God, I got no points from this. I thought it
was fucking looking. Well, do you know the song?
Speaker 2: I'll talk about that, Yes, I do. Okay, that's the
name of the song.
Speaker 4: Okay, I got nothing there.
Speaker 2: It's called Closer.
Speaker 3: Past the duchy.
Speaker 2: It is last the Duchy musical youth. It is musically used. Wow,
shut up nineteen seventy seven, God damn it.
Speaker 3: Nineteen eighty three.
Speaker 2: Wow, he was close to sweeping that shit.
Speaker 4: It is past the dutchy musically youth from nineteen eighty two.
Speaker 2: Fuck side.
Speaker 3: Bananama.
Speaker 2: Oh, I would not come up with it.
Speaker 4: Cruel Summer, and I wrote nineteen eighty seven, nineteen eighty six.
It is cruel Summer from Bananarama nineteen eighty three. Shit,
I got zero fucking points again, God damn it.
Speaker 2: Oh, this is easy. Yeah, go ahead. Beastie Boys yep.
Speaker 3: Brass Monkey, yep.
Speaker 2: I say eighty five. I said eighty six. It is
brass Monkey for the Beastie Boys nineteen. Come on baby,
big money, big money, Baby, you're the mats eighty six.
Fuck oh I needed that so badly. Rock Sett, it
is rock Sett.
Speaker 3: Listen to your heart.
Speaker 2: It has not listened to your heart. Must have been loved,
but it's over love, yeah, I said Belinda Carlisle. I
had no idea nineteen ninety eight. I put nineteen eighty eight.
It is nineteen nineties. It must have been love.
Speaker 4: From Roxette from the movie Pretty Woman.
Speaker 2: Got it?
Speaker 1: Fuck?
Speaker 2: I just lost. God damn you got you got your
ass handed to you? I did not. What's your points?
Fuck you? I did not get my ash handed to me.
There's no way.
Speaker 3: Thirty thirty five, sixteen seventy.
Speaker 2: Okay, I didn't get my ass handed to me. I
had sixty five. No, indeed, yes I did. I got
ten for the Uh the Stone the first one, ten
for the second one, five for the third one, no
points for that one, five for Past the Duchy. That's
thirty five. I got nothing for the song after this one.
I got twenty for brass Monkey because I got the year.
And then I got five points for Belinda Carlisle. That
is sixty five. No, maybe it it's fifty five. It's
fifty five, and I got sixty five. I had appened,
Linda Carli, I said, must have been I have sixty
You're right, I was. It's all right.
Speaker 4: So I guess that's an ass kicking ten points ten points.
I'll give you five points.
Speaker 2: I will not kid you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I lost, but it was better to touts you
out with me happy. I was a little better than
I thought, a little better than I thought.
Speaker 2: How the fuck do you know Romstein and goddamn? And
that was chick music, that last stuff. Charon Marco would
have had one hundred and thirteen. She probably would she
would have She probably would have crushed it, all right,
Laura would have had nine. Hey check us out on YouTube.
We are there. There are some shorts that are up.
There are some different things, is there? Uh, you can
also on substack.
Speaker 4: We now have a substack where there's just some things
that I like.
Speaker 2: Is that like two pancakes instead of three?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Substack, it's uh, oh, short stack. I have a short stack.
The substack is where you can go read things that
I have written, uh, that don't really fit anywhere else
on the on the podcast. Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead,
go ahead, go ahead. Put your set on there. Fuck
you all. I might I don a turtle neck, but
I do a couple of high college sweaters there.
Speaker 4: I can't wait until you graduate your master's program. You
go back to Fisher and teach. I would love this, doctor,
you love that you'll have the coat with the ship God.
Speaker 2: I means I may take this further. I may go PhD.
Fisher's starting a PhD program, may go. You can't do
it now you do a PhD. Fuck, I can't do it.
I just have to time time, that's all.
Speaker 4: How many years can you go sober to be in
coming there? I've been drinking ginger beer.
Speaker 2: I love it. Go ahead, Sat, Patrick's my wife. My
wife drank it in her period. What day?
Speaker 3: See Patrick? Stand?
Speaker 2: It's on a Thursday this year, it's a Thursday. It's Thursday. No,
it's a Tuesday because uh it's my mother in law's birthday.
I only know this because I have an interview for
an internship. Thought you in with Cara. I can't intern
with Carra, but she'd have to be approved by this No,
I have to. She got a four chair turn. The
school is not going to approve her. It's not a
four to row.
Speaker 3: By the way, I'm not making these comments. I just
want to put I just want I just want to
make that out there that I'm not. I think Karen
Morgan is wonderful. I think I think I don't know yet.
Speaker 2: The jury's out. You are. We knew, we knew you
would pedal. We just fucking do we were? So do
you want me to do?
Speaker 3: In front of her tellers?
Speaker 2: She's like all the time out what do you caught
with it?
Speaker 4: It might he thought it might be happening the week
before when I kept saying, you guys are making more
fucking work making fun.
Speaker 2: Of these girls. Yeah, he back pedal at the end
of that show. Yes he did.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you something. Yes, she's freaking hot. And
when I sat next door, she smelled really good and
and that kind of won me over. And she was
really cool.
Speaker 2: Okay, guys, fuck us.
Speaker 4: She said she he was weird and smelled like cheese.
Speaker 2: She did not. She said, you smell like shit. I
was trying to keep it nice, kidding you don't stop.
You don't. He's gonna go smell himself. Smells like pizza
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Speaker 3: I did not say that.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, you get to do that. At the end
of the show, Mark and Mark had nothing to do
with them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he has talked so much shit for so long
now that somebody else talks it.
Speaker 2: I didn't say it.
Speaker 4: I kind of get it, though, I mean, I understand
you get playing forever.
Speaker 2: Oh, I do. Well, that's okay. I will never forget,
never forget when I was doing morning radio and somebody
talked shit about the district Attorney or the something or
whoever she was, and the the DA at the time,
so I don't know if this was the assistant DA.
It had to be somebody talking about stander. It was
Mike Green, wasn't it. I wasn't gonna say names, but yes,
and he no, Mike it no, no, no, Mike no,
let it go. Mike Green called me up.
Speaker 3: And chewed my ass out look him.
Speaker 2: And then was like all cool at the end, like
really gave me some shit, like gave me some shit
about someone referred to her as a sea on the show,
and it wasn't me, Mark, it wasn't me.
Speaker 4: Were were they referred to her as a sea or
referrad that she had sea work done?
Speaker 2: No idea. I don't yeah, I don't know. Also, let's
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that we were recording today.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's going.
Speaker 2: Okay, Like she was here last week. That's what I said,
And you're like, no, it was two weeks ago. I go, No,
she was here last week on a Sunday.
Speaker 3: You did a Sunday. You did a Sunday last week?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you were in Jamaica.
Speaker 3: I would have done it.
Speaker 2: Come by weh my god, that would have been great.
Speaker 3: I didn't think it.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I didn't want to bother you because
he wouldn't really thought that was Sunday. He was done.
Speaker 4: He was pouting that by that point, who he felt
like a dick, had no friends.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's people here don't like me. He would have
been great to get him all worked up and didn't
have him fucking blow up. And people on the trip like, Hey, Mark,
that person's giving you such a dirty look. They're talking
shit behind your back. Blah blah blah. You know we
love you, so yeah, how's the fifty to fifty year going?
All right? Bill didn't say, I just want to put
that on the record for Kevin. For Mark, I'm Bill Moran.
We'll see you next time.