Speaker 1: Mm hmmm mm hm hm hm. Oh. Oh, well what
am I? What am I doing in here? Oh god?
Oh no? Did I Did I pass out in here
last night? Oh my god, Oh my god, this is
so embarrassing. No, I don't know. It was just I
guess maybe I had a little too much just treat
Oh my god, this is this is I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry. I'll i'll, I'll get up and are
you sure? Okay, I'm not gonna lie. Sleeping on your
floor did not do much for my my back? Could
I could I lay in your bed? Is that okay?
Thank you? Thank you? Oh my god. Okay, okay, that's better.
Oh that's a good bed. Oh, thank you. Congrats to
you for graduating as well. We did it. Oh we
made it. M I clearly celebrated way too much. Your
sister's gonna freak out when she hears I passed out
in your room. No, it's just so stupid to me.
Were you like awake when I came in here? Oh no,
please don't tell me what I said? No? No, oh god, okay,
I asked you if you wanted to have a water
gun fight at three am. Okay, Well, I mean, do you. No,
I'm just kidding. I'm so sorry. I don't really drink,
so you know, I'm a lightweight. I don't even think
I had that much. I just think I don't have
a very high tolerance. Did you like let me sleep
on your floor? Stop? That's really sweet. You offered me
your bed and you'd sleep on the floor. What did
I say? Okay, all right, so I had my mind
made I nope, I was gonna sleep on the floor,
all right, that's it sounds pretty characteristic of me. I
can be stubborn. No, I can say I'm stubborn. You
can't shut up. Oh my gosh, I am I. Do
you have any water by any chance? Oh my gosh, yes,
thank you, thank you, thank you. Here we go. M
h m hm m m oh my god, that was amazing.
Thank you so much. Oh my gosh. No, I don't
think I need advila or anything. I'm mostly just dehydrated
and a little discombobulated, but nothing too crazy. Did you
have fun at the party? Oh good, I'm glad. Yeah.
I normally don't drink. It's really not like me. But
I don't know. I just you know how in movies
you always see them like pouring the champagne and cheers ing.
I just like wanted to do that, and what I
learned is that I should not in the future. I
should probably just refrain from doing that. Last I walk
into somebody's room and ask them to have a water
gun fight at three in the morning, I feel like
such an idiot. I really appreciate you not making me
feel worse. By the way, where's your girlfriend? Oh? I
don't know why I thought you had a girlfriend. Maybe
because you're so cute. No, I'm not still drunk. Shut
up what I'm not allowed to think you're cute. We're
basically the same age. Okay, yeah, maybe your sister wouldn't
be a little bit annoyed. But I said what I said.
I'm prepared to stand on it. Besides the fact that
you offered your bed to me is like so fucking cute.
I can't because I'm gonna be honest, if someone barched
into my room at three am asking for a water gunfight,
I would probably tell them to get the fuck out
of my room. And you didn't do that. You were
like super nutty. I know we've known each other for
a long time, but still, I don't know I'm allowed
to think it's cute. Right. Oh, no, I don't have
a boyfriend. Well it's a long story, but basically, he
didn't appreciate me. I guess it's not to make it sad,
but yeah, he just didn't really appreciate me. So I
finally got the courage to break up with him, like
I don't know, four or five months ago. Yeah, I know. No,
I haven't been dating or anything like that. As you
can tell last night, I'm probably not an ideal date.
But I do have my good qualities. I mean, oh, really,
you really like women who like water gun fights? Okay? Noted? Well,
in that case, maybe we should you should You guys
have a pool, right, maybe we can go swimming or something. Oh,
I'm sure people are still sleeping, of course. Maybe I'm like,
I don't know, an hour, two hours or something when
people actually wake up. Okay, is it okay? If I like,
move a little closer to you, just a little, just
a little, okay, thank you. You can totally like put
your arm around me if you want. M maybe okay,
m yeah, just like that. Oh that's nice. Wow, Oh nothing,
I just haven't had an arm around me in a while,
and it feels nice and warm. Yeah, I'm not blushing.
Shut up, Okay, maybe a little. It's just that well,
I mean, I've always had a little teeny crush on you.
Yes I have, Yes, I have. Why would I make
it up? Mmm? No, you don't. If you want to
crush on me, then why didn't you ever say anything?
That's so stupid? I'm always here. Yeah, I know I
had a boyfriend, but before that, I wasn't dating my
boyfriend forever. You've known me a long time. Besides, Remember
when I used to go to all your games. Yeah,
that wasn't because of anyone else on the team. No,
I swear I'm not drunk. To shut up, I just
I don't know. You've just always been really nice to me,
and I know you're my best friend's younger brother. But
we're only a year apart, and now that we're both
done with school going out into the real world, maybe
we should I don't know, going a try like go
on a date. I mean a date where I will
do no drinking and I will not threaten you with
a good time at three am. I promise. I don't
think your sister is going to care. We're both grown
ass adults. It's really not that big of a deal.
And besides, she might know that I have a crush
on you. I don't want to be rude, but I
think you're kind of oblivious, dude. Yeah, like everyone knows
that I've had a crush on you. Yes, they have,
you can ask. I'm pretty sure even your parents know. Yes.
I just I don't know. I thought it was common knowledge.
You're really that oblivious, you would be, that's ridiculous. So
tell me then, If it's true that you have a
crush on me, when did that start? So you mean
to tell me that over all these years we've secretly
had a crush on each other. What are we gonna
do about that? Well, I don't know. Doesn't it feel
like we should do something about it, like go on
a hike or kiss? I mean, walk the dog. I
didn't say that. No, I'm totally not like trying to kiss.
That would be so grow I would never no, no way,
no way, no way. Just cudd on me closer, please.
M hm hm hm h m hm m hm hm.
That was nice. Oh yeah, I was totally joking about
the Guess what I mean, Since you went for it,
who am I to say no, Oh my gosh, my
heart is racing so fast right now. Well, I was
sure that after me stumbling in here, there'd be no
chance that you would ever let me back. But I
guess I was wrong, Thank you God. That would have
really stucked if my weird three am water gun fiasco
turned you off forever. Oh stop, but it made you like, memore,
that's stupid, but you're cute. It's so cute. It's like
cute teeket. Can I one more kids? Just when just one?
Just want m hm hm hm hm hm or five?
That's fine. I'm not complaining, No, I'm not. I'm just
all happy and excited and flustered and like, I don't know,
this is not how I expected me ever telling you
about my feelings would go, but it's somehow feels right
for us. Remember that time, like I don't know, three
or four halloweens ago, I wore that stupid nurse outfit
and you hurt your leg that night while we were
all out, and I was like I'll take care of you,
and you were like you don't have to, and I
was like I want to, and then we just kind
of sat there awkwardly. God, that would have gone so
differently if we would have just told each other how
we felt. I swear I was like so excited to
be spending time with you, but I didn't want to
like weird you out, so I just played it off
like I was really doing my duties as a true ners.
I know that's so stupid. Oh my gosh. If I've
learned anything from this party, it might just be that
water guns are the perfect ice breaker. Maybe we can
like cat breakfast for everybody. Since thereous sleep but we're out,
we can go on a walk or something. Would you
be down? M I mean, I could certainly lay here
with you all day, but maybe h m hm m
hm hm hm. You're really good at making me lose
my train of thought. Okay, No, you're right, I agree,
I should keep cuddling. I can honestly probably sleep a
little bit more. M What time is it like nine? Mmm? Might? Yeah?
Maybe we just sleep for a bit and then when
everyone wakes up, we can tell them that we kissed.
I'm just kidding, although hm hm I might. Maybe I
want to be your girlfriend? M h really m hmm.
Okay that makes me happy you're my boyfriend. Mm hmm.
You're finally, my boyfriend m hm hm