Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, Hello, Wow, wow, wow wow. It's been a
while since I've been on the mic, you guys, As
you can tell, I am not one hundred percent myself. However,
I have got my girl Raven here, and I wouldn't
want to do it with anyone else because I needed
someone to help me kind of get back and listen.
This is the hardest working mother, woman, friend, sister, cousin,
t t god, Mama and show business because she has
just come off of a generational run of Love Island
USA and it's still watching and covering Love Island UK.
But I said, listen, I have been sick. The elephant
in the room is that I have been gone because
I have been very, very sick. I have sickle cell
disease and I had a really bad episode that kind
of like shook me, took me to my core as
it does sometimes. You know, Raven, she knows she's been
there for me, and you guys also know unless you're
new here, if you're new year, hello, welcome, take a seat.
I have to go sell and I had an episode
of big bad flare up and I am dealing with
the implications of that right now as I'm even speaking.
This is the longest that I've spoken without interruption, So
I just wanted to get back on the mic and
say hello, and also say thank you for so many
people who have been praying for me, messaging me, asking
me if I need anything, sending me stuff. Thank you
to Ryan Bailey, thank you to Aaron, thank you to Kendrick,
thank you to Raven. Thank you to all of my
friends who are on here like listening and supporting us
and asking what they can do. The best thing you
can do right now, send me up a prayer. And
also go and literally watch your favorite movie, watch all
of the things that we're talking about so we can
come back and we can talk with you. Thank you
for being here. Raven. We are going to have a
hot topic sush, which is a mix of all the
hot topics things that are going on, and also like
a little not even a review, but just a conversation
about one of our famous white women shows that we
really like to bond over. Okay, this one is not
like a murder mystery. You know me and we even
love a good murder mystery. You know, the perfect wife.
All these all these just black.
Speaker 2: Women in the stress rich preferably Nicole kidman, but you know,
it's a week like.
Speaker 1: You know, I'll take Jessica's chastain, I'll take you know.
But right now Jennifer Garner is doing it for us
with the five Star, All Star, five Star Bitch Weekend.
And this is the title of the episode. Okay, we're
here with purpose. We are five star bitches. Mm hmm.
So what's on the dog hary?
Speaker 2: Okay, So I would like to say I'm so happy.
I know you're not fully back, but I have missed
seeing you on here and talking to you on the microphone.
I'm stacking up the Valley episodes for whenever you.
Speaker 1: Are ready to come back.
Speaker 2: Yes, And so when you texted me like, uh, I
have some things to say, I'm like, okay, fine, because
I actually was gonna take this week off, but I'm like,
I gotta talk to my girl.
Speaker 1: Actually have a list already, so don't worry. Ss like
sitting out the Jonas Brothers Christmas movie.
Speaker 2: S Oska shout out to Podmus twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1: Okay, listen, no, y'all like you're ready for twenty twenty six.
No more, it's loaded. Maybe it's loaded. It is.
Speaker 2: Okay, First, let's do because this is a little a
little crossover moment. So I want to do bitches of
the week, bad Bitch and Raggedy Bitch.
Speaker 1: Would you like to start? I want to hear yours first.
Speaker 2: Okay, so my bad bitches there are four and that
well that's not fair.
Speaker 1: That's that's no. Okay, there's five. I was just gonna
say the cast of the five Star Weekend, but then
I got into thinking about the show and I'm like, actually,
there's only four bad bitches there, but we'll get into it.
Speaker 2: Such a good show, y'all. It's on Peacock scripted eight episodes.
There's a twist. We love a twist. There's a surprise.
It's it's really good, Like it's not super it's dramatic,
but like it's an easy watch, Like once you start,
you will not stop. But you're not going to be
like in distressed or like you know, it's not chill, no,
and it's beautiful there in Nantucket like you.
Speaker 1: It is a high emotional like emotional behavior, you know,
like life lessons that you should learn literally having friends. Also,
Like what I learned from it is you need to
ask for help and you need to accept help and
you need to understand that people don't mind helping you,
and they would actually want to. They actually want Yeah,
and that is literally my problem is that, like I
am like, I need help, but I don't want to
bother any And it's like, yeah, because when someone asked
me to help them, it makes me like you picked
me upsol fucking lutely, like I will literally do this
and I'm not doing shit anyway, so whoa. And even
if I was shit, I want to help you exactly.
So I'm like, why is it so hard to ask
for help? And why is it so hard to Jennifer
Gardner's her character. She doesn't know how to sit in uncomfortability.
She just wants to fix it and put a bandad
on it. And sometimes shit can't be fixed just with
the conversation. So it's just soo's just shitty and you
just have to sit in it, like you said, or
go through it Hi EI show Emotional Intelligence show. Yeah,
that's a good Those are not bad witches too, actually, yeah,
like it's it's so good.
Speaker 2: So y'all make sure you check that out and maybe
after you do, we'll just write that down for like
something random we can talk about at.
Speaker 1: A later date, because yeah, I feel like you guys
should be done with it actually, like we're telling you now,
but I feel like you guys it came out what
over a week ago because I've been seeing it. I
just finished it. Oh well, I just came off, so
I'm going to hide horse. Me and Raga finished it
literally within hours, so I feel like if we had
the time to finish it, I've been in the hospital.
You are a busy mom who literally is covering all
these different things, so they have time, and y'all be ready.
You know what. I'm gonna give y'all the beginning next week.
How does that say?
Speaker 2: It's the thing is you just have to start it,
Like that's a thing with me. Once you start it, though,
you will prioritize that show over everything else.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, actually, let me ask you a question. Did
you watch The Polygamist yet? I don't think you did,
because I haven't heard a peep from you about it,
and if you had, I would have heard a peep.
And it's just weird.
Speaker 2: Nobody listens to my suggestions because Kendrick hasn't watched it either,
And when I fucking tell you this show, you is
right up your alley. You're gonna love it. It's bonnetfest worthy. Okay,
no one's listening to me. You have got to watch
the show. Watch that before Five Star Weekend.
Speaker 1: Actually, hold on, okay, no, hold on. I will watch.
I will take up the mantle of watching The Polygamist
while you guys, you guys, while you guys watched Five
Star Weekend. I will take up the mantul of watching
the Polygamist. And I actually do believe Raven, and I
do take her seriously because guess what, I'm all on
mcbe Dynasty, which was literally lowest on my totem pole,
which I'm so caught up. I saw the new one.
You saw the one from the other night. I didn't
even watch that yet. Yeah, that's how caught. I'm so
caught up that I just got Raven left Raven in
the dust.
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't think there's dust. I think you're just
ahead of me.
Speaker 1: I think I can see you, and I can absolutely
catch up. Don't let me open the screen. Don't let
me open the screener. That's not fair, unfair advantage. Okay, yes, yes,
I feel like my bad bitches The Five Star with
Kene bitches and then I'm going to watch the poligamist.
Who is your raggedy bitch, Kenny?
Speaker 2: I don't I'm not sure of his last name, and
it honestly doesn't matter. From Love Island USA Season six, Rodriguez,
I'll be honest with you, I'm gonna not listen to
when I see him.
Speaker 1: I scroll past.
Speaker 2: So I saw something and I was like, oh, like
he's up to his old tricks again.
Speaker 1: Didn't watch the video? Didn't hear it? Well? I did
hear him say he was in Canes or he missed
he was the opportunity to do with Kines France. Idiot?
Speaker 2: But I just know he's back lying and like talking
shit on Janey because I heard her being like, first
of all, like all of that is just lies. It's
like an hour and a half of him lying. Lawyers
are involved, Like I'm really sick of this, you guys know,
And it's like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Kenny, who's this for? That? That's my question? Like
everyone hates you, no one believes you, So.
Speaker 2: Why are you doing this? Why won't you just like
go into a hole and hide. I'm very confused, Like who, seriously,
who's this for?
Speaker 1: That's my question? My biggest thing about this entire thing.
Shout out to Leah from Positively Unsensored. She did a breakdown.
If you don't want to give, if you don't want
to give those motherfuckers a you and you don't want
to watch him literally lie, she breaks down the interview
and tells you exactly what he's lying about. I'm gonna
check that out because I can't. It's great watch, okay,
And this motherfucker is basically saying that he never wanted
to be famous, and it was Jane who wanted to
be famous, and he could. He wanted to just be
in a relationship, but she wanted to be you know,
all over social media, I say this said you don't
like black women. I say all this to say, release
the text since you're talking about them, because let the see,
we have nothing to fucking talk about. You said that
you made a mistake. You know, you said some offhanded
things that you are not racist. You've had a black excess.
You know that you're Dominican. You know how Dominicans can
be point blank, but that's another conversation for another day.
You went on Dominican Big Brother, whatever the fuck that
flop ass show is, and you still, and you still
didn't get what you wanted, and now you're doing a
meet and Greek and people are like, who is this for? Release?
The texts stop giving cease, and theists stop giving interviews
where we don't know what is actually happening. You're blocking
Jane from speaking her truth. This has been something that
happened two years ago, and you are starting it back up.
So I can't help. His whole thing is that his
mental health suffered from this. I can't hold space for
anything which you are doing to make it worse. You
are literally saying that you did not want this life.
You did not want to be famous, and you are
not racist while having this life trying to be famous
and coming off as racist because you won't say what
it was in the text that you said. And on
top of that, you're trying to gag order her, continue
to gag this black woman and also have meet and
greets and literally podcast interviews, episodes and spin offs when
you didn't want to be famous, Kenny, I don't care.
Go away. You're making this worse, so much worse than
if you would literally just move on with your life
and continue to do your Z list shows. Go Go,
do your zealist shows. And that's it. No one believes you.
You were in every You were like Diddy in the
background on every artist's motherfucking music video, dancing, bobbing, choreography, weaving, smiling, cheeseing, gooning, bitch.
You were in every fucking photo, every opportunity, cleared, every check.
And now that those checks ran out, you want to
go and give a tell all and a meet and
greet who wants to meet and greet you? And you
look exactly like what you've been through and what you are.
Because the Kenny that I saw on Love Island was fine.
The kinny that I saw on Beyond the Villa was okay.
You looked terrible. You like a crackhead. Now go be that.
That's that on that who's your raggedy bitch? That bitch?
And then also also I don't know his name. I
don't want to know his name. This man in government,
I rebuke him. He is saying that they are taking
IDs to go to Olive Garden for unlimited soup and
salad and breadsticks. He's just lying. He's saying that you
gotta go to Olive Garden. I swear to God, what
are you saying to me to God, he literally I
wouldn't gog.
Speaker 2: No, he's he's taking you have to show your ID. Yeah,
go to Olive Garden.
Speaker 1: He turned it into a voter I D talking point,
and he was like, hold on, I can't find Oh,
I'm trying to find an interview. This is not real.
I swear to God, like I'm sure it is. Look
around us. So, during his latest appearance on CNBC, House
Majority Leader Steve Scalies wrote out a new pitch for
voter ID laws for God's sake, the Louisiana Republican said,
you can't go get pasta at Olive Garden without a picture.
Speaker 3: I D.
Speaker 1: So. I don't know what his point is.
Speaker 2: He didn't get to I know what his problem is.
You know they're bringing back so that the unlimited pasta
like card, Yes, and they're the only it's like a
limited amount and like he didn't get his, and now
he's all upset. You can still do the number ending pasta.
You pay the money and get the gets your pasta
and it will be fine.
Speaker 1: And I also feel like you're a member of the government,
so you kind of could get it for free if
you pulled the right strings, or maybe if you voted
correctly instead of voted against your own interests. Yes, there's yeah, yeah,
because you know how much it fucking costs to make
pasta a lot. So that's my raggedy bitch, because I
just feel like that is so inflammatory. Stop making rumors
about olive garden. You don't have to show idea all
of garden when you're there your family exactly, why would
you need an idea around your family? Idiot? Okay, let's
get into it. Even has let's get into it.
Speaker 2: So first of all, let's see where we start. Let's
start with the Bravo stuff, and then I have like
a couple of random things. Angie Kay of Salt Lake
City Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is filed for
divorce from her husband Sean. And now I saw, okay,
I saw some rumors that they're saying, is not true,
that like he cheated with like an employee or something
like that.
Speaker 1: But they're like, no, that's not true.
Speaker 2: They're just getting a tough worse after twenty seven years
of marriage.
Speaker 1: Are you surprised I don't have I like, didn't have
a reaction. Does that make sense? I was like, ohh.
Speaker 2: I feel like, if she's sad, but if she's not,
then like however she's feeling, I'm supporting her, but like,
I don't know, I don't feel like super invested or
like love their marriage or anything like that. So I'm
like whatever.
Speaker 1: I know this is not the right time to say it,
but Lisa Barlow did try to tell us, and y'all
be you know you we're gonna do this, No, because
it's just convenient y'all be hating Lisa, but she'd be
trying to tell y'all with all these people from Whitney
and Justin, we know what's going on to now AJK
and Sean, we know what's going on there, and they
tried season after season to bring it to Lisa and
John and every single season that shit is not happening
right now, at least right now. That's what I just
want to say right now. Also, when I told my mom,
she was like, is it because he's gay?
Speaker 2: Well, yes, I mean I've heard that as well. They've
been saying that about him, like.
Speaker 1: And it's okay if you are, dude, because we're you
are twenty twenty six. But the problem is is that
I think that there's a whole conspiracy, not conspiracy. It's
not conspiracy if it's true. There is a whole thought
and issue on the docket is that he is in
the very far right pipeline. And so that's why if
he is mean child will be probing out a very
dramatic way, will be finding out a very dramatic way.
I also, you know, I'm with Angie like I want
her to welcome back to the streets. I want to say,
welcome back to the streets. And I want to say
that you and Jason, that's what I want to see.
Let's go up that post.
Speaker 2: And I was like, God, yes for Electra thinking of her.
Are they still filming or are they done?
Speaker 1: No, they're done. They have wrapped. But pick up cameras,
especially if we're they pick up the valley. One thing
about Bravo, They're going to pick up cameras for no
good reason, slap picking those shits up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't care about Brittany's publicists sleeping with Jack's
or whatever, Like who Jack gives this ship? I thought
Jacks doesn't exist to us any more.
Speaker 1: He's not on the show.
Speaker 2: We have bigger fish to fry. He's trying to I
know exactly what he's doing getting Yeah, and then I'm
gonna have to stop watching it again. And I don't
want that to happen, but I will stop.
Speaker 1: I don't want that to happen either. I just I
don't believe you. Your face is saying something else on
this show. I don't believe it. You're like, But if
he does come back, I know, I want to be clear,
he should not at all be back. That was the darkest,
craziest shit ever. That man was at rehab, looking in
her house, rehab, leaving rehabit and going back to rehab.
I like it. I can't get it, Like what kind
of reh It's like, I need to go home. And
that's my charger. I gotta phone. He had his phone
every day in reb rage, texting Brittany, you stupid bitch,
you fatory trunk bitch. What is wrong with you? He's
run to the alcatraz. I'm telling you he's going to murder.
He will one day. I don't know who it's gonna be.
It's gonna be somebody.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's just go ahead and lock him up, just
to not I mean, avoid all that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that makes sense, because that man is crazy, although
he'd be right because he tried to tell us about
Danny tried to tell us about season one, season one.
See I can't remember that. I can't how much? Yeah,
that why Danny is mad at Brittany now because season two.
Jackson was like, Oh, we're coming after you guys now
and Jesse too. That's what We're gonna take her down.
Trust He's like, you will be dealt with. Oh my god.
He's like, I didn't even do nothing. You believe Jesse
and j don't memory everyone over may Danny? Oh god?
But yeah, Angie, K girl, I'm praying for you, but
looking back to the streets, you know you've never looked better.
And the reason for the divorce is allegedly like I
heard that Angie has become insufferable and I'm like, I
don't know it. That's so funny to me, Like in
what way there? Because she's literally listen to her of
Housewives and I think that she makes it. No, I
can't take it any more. I was like, fuck this,
what that's funny?
Speaker 2: Reports sakes become insufferable like Center's snowflake?
Speaker 1: What to her head? She was like, oh yeah, I'm
that bitch. You aren't exactly mm hmmm. He's like, I just.
Speaker 3: I can't take Yeah, oh god, okay, did you see
that Kanna allegedly got engaged to Dusty Foot Greg bitch?
Speaker 1: But is it true? Though? I saw like, clap if
you care? You know, no one in the studio audience clapped?
Did the host? No? I don't care. I don't want
to see it either. If she did, don't let What
are you telling us for? This is bad timing. You
should have done that before. Idiot on the show. Mind
you on the same one who was like, let her
come back? But no, I'm sorry. We booted on. We've
moved on. Yeah, the fact that, like I'm just still
to get ready for Robin coming back. I forgot about that.
And the only reason I know is because, oh dear,
like a few days was that days ago, a week,
A week ago? I don't know. Ashley Darby got in
some ship. What did she do? I no idea. It
was like it was like a video of an event
that went wrong and a fan took some went wrong. Yeah,
a fan took some video and I was like, not
that big, not that big.
Speaker 2: But like they were scamming, Like like the people were
like What the fuck is this?
Speaker 1: That isn't what I paid for? Oh no, not went wrong,
like like they were arguing at the event, like a
Housewives argument event. Gotcha, Yes, so something went right, something something.
Cameras were up mm hmm. These are signed.
Speaker 2: So okay, well we got the Roney trailer. What do
we think about that?
Speaker 1: Are there no black people in New York? I think
they're all gone? You know what's so crazy? I was
just there earlier this year, and I saw it was
a bunch of black people, like when I say an
alarmingly large amount. I walked left and I walked right,
and the most and I was in Chinatown and Little Italy,
which is by each other, and they were still black
people there. Hm. Hm, So gone on in the city.
On Real Housewives of New York, next Gene I see
is the one that's cooking with grease. I guess at
least they have a couple of black people there, Like
what the fuck? Anyways, I will say though, the trailer
for Real Housewives of New York is good. I'm so
glad that Si seemingly is out of therapy. Oh yeah,
she's bad, She's so bad. She said. Fuck that I
can anymore. Can't therapize this. No, I'm giving to you straight. Okay, Uh,
how do you feel about Carol especially be not just
being back but like being center.
Speaker 2: I think it's weird. I thought that she was gonna
be a friend. But also correct me if I'm wrong,
because I know Bethany was doing this her ex Beastie,
who is a fucking psycho. Has Carol not like been
talking shit about this show too over the past years
and like kind of doing that shit, but like here
she is back on the show again, and that's why
everyone was like, oh my god, I never thought we'd
see the day blah blah blah, and here she is,
and it's just it's weird. It's very weird. I don't
know how she fits in. I'm not going to try
and figure it out, but it's I don't like it there.
If you don't, I don't like it. You don't like it, No,
I didn't.
Speaker 1: If you arrived at you didn't like it it.
Speaker 2: No, Like I'm over bringing back old housewives in general.
And maybe I'm just like fresh off of like OC
and I'm really irritated with Vicky, but like it just
feels lay ex wants.
Speaker 1: To come back. What do you think, Well, she's an
exception to every rule. That doesn't come because I'm like,
hold on, you're scaring me. No, no, no, no no, she's
an exception to every rule. But literally other than her,
stop bringing back these old bitches, Like I don't want
to see that anymore. Why did you kick them out?
Just like not to bring it back to VICKI.
Speaker 2: But it's like you bring it back your fire, You
bring it back fire like it's not working, and then
Carol to act like you are above it and like
here you are back again in the center, like get
the fuck out of here. And I actually liked Carol
a lot when she was on by the way, and
I was on her side with everything. But it's just
I don't know. It feels like they're just doing shit.
Speaker 1: Okay, so let me ask you this. Then stream it
or skip skip it. No, I'm going to stream it.
I got to see what it's about and all those
other The thing is you're good for You're good for
like not watching shit like we did not give it
a try though. If it's bad, then I'll stops at all.
So that's the easiest skip I've ever done. I'm given
so many chances.
Speaker 2: Okay, you try I'm not yeah, so I will try
it because the trailer is good. We know that the
trailer out of anything, I don't even remember it like that.
I think, oh no, no, no, I got it anytime
somebody was yelling at Aaron and that was mostly sigh
and I love that because Aaron can go.
Speaker 1: To hell oh and back? Yeah, what was your favorite part?
Cy screaming? Like, but I also want to know what's like,
Let's talk about this ship. Why are your name in
the Epstein files. Did somebody on the street really yelled
at or did like, did they like do something? Let's
hire someone and answer the question. We have the technology.
You really think I was part of that? Bitch? I
don't fucking know. Okay, I don't know anything anymore. Answer
it's the voice so pedophile. I'm just like, you are
really sn it out open the school. I am younger
than these women, less educated, less rich, and I'm like,
are these the texts? Girl? Chow? But yeah, I'm I'm
not excited for it. But it was the last thing
that I expected. When they dropped the trailer, I was like,
what I thought still like film? Like I thought it
was still in the process. Like I don't even know
where I thought we were. I just did not think
we were at the point of dropping the trailer m hm,
because I don't.
Speaker 2: I didn't see the like normal teasing of it like
they usually do. And maybe they did it and I
just missed it. But yeah, it is some teasing, but
like it wasn't as much as we like expected.
Speaker 1: It was purpose.
Speaker 2: Maybe I saw it and was like, girl, whatever, I
don't care, right, because who cares? Yeah, you're it'll be
interesting to see. When are you looking at it? What's
the premier day?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's supposed to be, Like why, it's about to
be August in a minute. Oh you know what? No,
that was the Real Housewives twentieth anniversary. Okay, deadline September
September eighth at eight pm. So that's a Tuesday, Okay
on Tuesday. Last night, Tuesday, I watched the End of
the City Whereunian. Did you see that? No?
Speaker 2: I went to turn it on and then I turned
it off. I don't think I was in the mood
tell me about you. I don't care to be.
Speaker 1: It wasn't if it literally wasn't shit and the future
looks bleak The only thing that's holding the show together
is the fact that they can bring Carl on because
the people, and I will say, I'm part of the
people a lot of the time, I'm not the people
want Carl on because it's like carl should be on there. Yeah,
it wasn't natural that he wasn't on there because I'm
just like, Okay, so we're doing OG's and Lindsay, I
understand why you wouldn't want him there.
Speaker 2: But at the same time, think about the show. What
would Natalie none do exactly?
Speaker 1: You're better than this. He doesn't care. Also, she's like,
you're just going to make a show so exactly, and
you need them because we don't give a fuck. I'm
sorry about Yvonne, about Regina, about Whitney, about LEXI like,
I do not give a fuck.
Speaker 2: That's what real After watching the whole season, right, it's like,
I still don't feel connected to you or interested in
like getting to know you further or anything like that.
Speaker 1: And though I will say, though Kenney is the one
that can can Lindsey Knvin, he can get with Lindsay,
and I did enjoy that they were on the reunion.
They're going back and forth in the season and on
the runion, but he's not afraid to stand up to Lindsey.
And also Lindsay's not for well, she's not fai anyone.
But I enjoy their back and forth because I feel
like he's the only one that can get with her, like, yes,
it's just it just is. And then also, you know,
I guess if I'm caring about other people, Gavin is
always talking shit starting ship. Yes, so it really is
the fucking black people caring. This show so few and
far in between, exactly here. Yeah, but yeah, what happened
was Amanda is still not taking any accountability, but it's
less it's less maddening and more confusing. And what is
she doing here? And it's embarrassing. She admits that her
and was do not say that they love each other,
which is crazy to me. It's like, what did you girl? Lie?
Speaker 2: Why did you stop lying? Now be like, yes, we're
deeply in love.
Speaker 1: Yea, they are monogamous, but they do whatever that means
that they love each other, and that shit is crazy
to me because you did all of this porque so stupid.
Speaker 2: Wait, so why is the reunion two parts? Because say
and I talked about this last week and she was like, no,
there's no way. It's two parts, and I'm like, yeah,
I could have sworn. Lindsay said that, and then when
I pressed playing on it, it said part one and
I was like, oh my.
Speaker 1: God, now I'm really kidding. Parts two parts. The first
part is the Kyle Amanda of it all, and it's
basically Amanda saying, oh, well I found under le BRA's
in his room. Hah but no, it's seriously, it's okay.
And before I even had anything with Wes, Kyle was
making out with someone. And then they're talking about like
Sally and I'm just like, we don't care, Like it's
just so old and still and boring, and I'm like,
oh my god, I'm so glad to be done with this.
Like I have not talked about Amanda mm hmmm since
Love Island started, but still, yeah, you have bits like
it's been over, like you're done, you're done, you're done,
You're nothing, no one, and you fucked up that show.
So now Lindsay, you have to you have to turn
into producer mode. Get Carl's ass on there, get someone else,
get Banita from Charleston. We need to start like really
thinking outside of the box, people that we give a
fuck about, or people that can frushen it up. But
right now the future is bleak because his whole second
part is just gonna be the fucking trip basically. And
then Danielle and it's just like, I don't want to hear, but.
Speaker 2: I don't want to do all that again. I don't
want to do any of this again to.
Speaker 1: Be honest at all, but I will. They look like
they dressed for a season one clubhouse reunion, everyone but Lindsay.
Lindsay looks fantastic, but everyone else is like, yes, this
is Season one clubhouse reunion. I'm like, yeah, I can tell.
Speaker 2: It looks like it derogatory, okay, exactly. Next s up,
let's talk about Steve McBee junior. Let me get out
my little phone so I can kaioat up straighter. He
was on Watch What Happens Live, which shouldn't be allowed.
If you ask me, He's going to Alcatraz too, So
Andy says to Steve Junior, Stephen has been to Bravo Khan,
You've met a ton of housewives. House wives, Andy said,
I assume they're all throwing themselves at you. Excuse me,
let me stop right there. Why would you assume.
Speaker 1: That I didn't see I was at Bravocon. I like
to say I was boots on the ground Bravo Con.
No one knew who they were, thought that they were
from Brokeback Mountain.
Speaker 2: So I figure out, why would you assume that they
would be throwing themselves at him?
Speaker 1: Him? With all people who Daddy going to jail? Who's broke? Right?
Speaker 2: So then Andy goes on to say, so, if you
were gonna date somebody dot dot dot, Stephen says, I
would say either Sierra Miller or Mia Alario of Southern
Hospital Fame. Hey, everybody, let me just tell you you know,
I just did. I just did a Patreon episode about
these mcbee's last week, and I read off his psychotic
list of what he wants in a woman.
Speaker 1: Refresh with the list is because I want to I
want to know if I would be be able to
be missus McBee. Okay, Beef Farm Industry, Beef Beef Tallow
and Incorporated. Just all right, here we go, everybody, Since
you y'all know some dark some dark meat. He wants
some dark meat, apparently since he went to Bravo Kan.
Speaker 2: Let's see, let's see that's why he's acting. He saw
you too and was like, hmm, maybe I need to
change up this list a little bit. Describe your dream
girl's physical traits and DETI tales right between five six
and five eight, blonde haired and light eyes, black or
green not light brown, bitch no, with a passion for
working out so her body is toned in athletic. I
want her to be athletic and to come from an
athletic family where hard work and physical physical fitness slash
strength is the standard. I want her to be a
healthy eater where we focus on fitness and a healthy lifestyle,
but occasionally have a cheat meal or a night out,
but only to reward ourselves for an accomplishment. That's the
physical traits. Now let's get into the personality, habits and character.
Speaker 1: Okay, maybe I'll bet yeah.
Speaker 2: I want my dream girl to live life with a
passion like myself, having purpose in her life, and strive
to be the best that she can be. I want
her to I want her to want to be the
leader of women and focus on improving the lives of
those she is around. In my eyes, a woman that
isn't afraid to take charge and be a leader is
such an attractive character, trait.
Speaker 1: The leader of women who heard him, Stephen, I know
your dream woman. It's not me. Unfortunately I can't be
missus McBee, miss Beef Tallo. You are looking for Erica Kirk.
She's right there. She wouldn't look in his direction. He
would love nothing more. That is literally right there. And
guess what she was in the Bravo universe. She was
on Summerhouse for like an episode. You are looking for
Erica Kirk. You are not looking for Sierra Miller or
Mia Alario. They have brown eyes among everything's brown, okay,
brown things. And I don't know why you would sit
on watch what happens last.
Speaker 2: Seed and say this ship and then he later he
gets into another another more like US Weekly. Yeah, hold on,
how much press did he do on this day?
Speaker 1: Steven, you gotta stop by the show, he said, Guys,
please don't don't drag me, but everybody insane to me. Stephen,
you have got to stop it. Like what happened? You
were on a press tour this day in New York.
So you stop by you know h Q, which has
all of literally you know People magazine, all all the
good people US US Weekly all those people and then
you waited until watch What Happens Live and you're like, actually,
my dream woman has changed.
Speaker 2: Yes, this is live. Well this is what he said.
The list has definitely changed a little bit since last November.
The physical looks have changed. I'm open to any hair color.
Speaker 1: Okay, so the hair color is yea even please. I
can't even look at Raven right now because I will break.
I don't know how to say this. Sierra is not
even going to like this isn't even going to come
across her desk. Yeah, I want to talk directly to Mia.
It's going to be controversial or even just moaned and groaned.
I want to talk directly to Mia because I see it.
I see potential, and I see a I have a vision.
Me a, go to that farm. Go to that farm. No,
I don't, We're not staying there that long. Go to
the farm for the summer for filming, like Ali did
go sell the movement? Yeah, move in, sell the beef, tallow,
go running, make TikTok's instagrams. Literally during that time, you
are charming the pants off him. Oh my god, Stephen,
You're so beautiful. Oh my god, Stephen. I love the
fact that you have this plan. Oh my god, this
is the future of farming. Oh, the money isn't in
The money isn't in the actual land that there's no
money in land. It's in all these random ass businesses
that you keep opening. Stephen, You're a genius. Oh my god,
I'm so glad you went to Christian man camp to
find me. You prayed for me, and I'm here. Meanwhile,
you're gonna have them them shooters from the barbed wire
school that you used to go to in Barbados, Right,
that's where Belize in Belize, Barbados beliefs in the you
know where in Caribbean, in the Caribbean. Have them barbed
wire boys run that farm and take it for everything.
It is. Okay, we have a barbed wire boys, barbed
wire boys on the McBee motherfucking farm. We're taking this
nigg for everything he got since he want to play.
Dye your hair blonde, put in some green contacts and
let's get the fuck to work. Let's get the fuck mia.
We are going to take you to a different level.
He's broke, there's no money in that farm. His daddy
is in jail. He's not he's not the prize, But
you know what is the prize? A literal social media
relationship where Mia Alario takes over McBee Farms and it's
literally selling farms. When I'm done with it's going to
be literally because he's one thing about it. He's going
to give you a part of his business, KC Business,
all business, Alue ones, the baby business. Put your name
all over that motherfucking farm, and you link up with
Galina where you that's how you get in linked up
with Galina, takes some pictures with her. You started, start
any business that you want. This man is going to
invest in your hopes and dreams, spend your five million
dollar business. Yea, exactly, bitch, this can be a twenty
million dollar business if you one summer at the farm. Mia,
just think about it, think about it. I don't I
don't hate it. I don't love thinking about her there.
But if I just keep the.
Speaker 2: End in my begin with the end in mind, yes, okay,
m hm, I'm I can get with that.
Speaker 1: Now. While you were talking, there's breaking news. Oh my god,
I'm scared.
Speaker 2: Olandria and Nick have broken up. The Distance between them
and their busy schedules made it challenging to maintain their connection.
They still remain close friends. They share deep love and
respect for each other and will always support one another
whenever possible.
Speaker 1: And I'm okay with it. And I think I too,
I knew that. I think we all do talk about this.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, it's like you can't you if you're gonna
break up, you have to let it run through. They
did the next season of Love Island, make all the money,
do all the things, and then.
Speaker 1: Be like, okay, how do we have this? Isn't that right?
They did? They went on a generational run so much
so that you forget that they are not the winners
of Love Island. Mm hmm. And that's that's so much
so that they're calling there's a rumor called the Orlandria clause,
and that is why things are allegedly so locked down
with Peacock right now, because they saw what Olandria and
Nick could do. Mind you, the winners and the quote
unquote real couple of Love Island are not together. They
outlasted both of these people. They have not even make
it past the reunion. Ace and Shelley talks so much,
well not even Shelley. It was Ace, Shelley Chalace Chla's
broke up after talking shit about Nicolandria. Amaya and Brian
broke up the week after. M hmm. They did everything
that they needed to do anymore. This was not this
was they this They executed this, both of them so beautifully.
Mm hmm that I have, like, I have nothing but
good thoughts. He didn't embarrass her, He didn't, He wasn't disrespectful.
People were saying some crazy shit trying to get her.
To this day, he's on threads literally defending and now
that he will continue to. So congratulations that you can
finally like live your regular life. You don't and don't
be in no relationship or be in a relationship, but
either way you're single and Orlandria. You have changed Love
Island history. And I'm so proud to be a Nicolandria Stan,
but mainly an Orlandria Stan. That Bamma Barbie, Hell yeah,
that's how you do Love Island.
Speaker 2: Speaking of hm, hm, did you see Trinity's ex coming
out talking to ship saying okay, let me read what
this fool said. He like shared a video of them,
you know, like kissing and whatever. Ex boyfriend shit. That's yeah,
and it's like, oh, before you went on Love Island
and blocked me, Like, do you hear how you sound.
Speaker 1: Starting out? I'm sorry, this is hilarious, hilarious before you
went on Love Island and blocked me on everything. You
promised you weren't gonna hurt me and handle this situation correctly.
But I guess it's fuck me. Oh wait, he does.
So I knew that I was gonna get you. I'm
not obsessed, just sad, Like, yeah, you are sad. Why
are you bringing this to us? We don't give up five?
What to do? What are we supposed to do with this?
You're her ads? Yeah, so she broke up with you
and blocked you. I'm not seeing an issue. And now
she's gone on this show one people love her and
you're like, uh, I got to get some attention. Okay,
you got it now? Yeah, but what do we what
do we want now? She won Love Island. She won.
She didn't just go on stuck around like she won.
She won the money, she won, She's in a relationship,
she's with that man. And not only that, I would
like to Trinity, congratulations because not only did you win,
but you just signed with W M E. That is
one of the biggest pr agencies, content creator agencies, even
acting agencies in the history of agencies. Her future is
so bright that I'm gonna need shades. So, yeah, she's
like twenty two, she's twenty two years. I'm just starting, like, sir,
what did you think was gonna happen? Was she gonna
leave Bryce and say I'm so sorry, I've forgot, I
forgot I'm coming back. I blacked out. Oh I'm supposed
to come back? Yeah, I'll be I am so sorry.
That was all for show. Let's share this money? No,
what are we doing? What was the purpose? And now
that you said it, now we said it craven. These
men are so it's it's loser. We didn't have to
know any of this, and now we're laughing at you.
We're laughing at you, young man. I don't even know
your name. You see, it wasn't worth it so embarrassing.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I think I think that's all I had.
Speaker 1: Okay, perf I just want to give some love Island
USA thoughts since I was not. Yeah, that was the
fucking worst last week ever. That top four was crazy. Yes,
the top four was crazy, but however, historical, amazing, proud
of it didn't matter because you guys got weird during
the end because you know, the top four shouldn't have
been that top four, and I agree with you, but
at the same time, it was the top four. It
is what it is. I just get over. What matters
is who won, and one was the people who had
the best connection. It was going to be an Aya
and Carl congratulations to them or Trinity and Bryce can
gratulations to them. We had four black women of all flavors, shapes,
sizes and in the top four and Love Island, USA,
a place where I used to beg and plead for
for representation, and it's for the girls. This is a
girl show. Yeah, please remember that. Yes, I am so
like proud that we took this show back from people
because I had to let you divas know what was
going on. Give you the download on how the people
that were betting were betting on KC, which was foolish
in the first place. That was crazy case. Shout out
to k C and t T for their their photo.
It was so so cute, like they look beautiful together.
I had nothing bad to say about like they always did.
Wasn't the thing that wasn't the thing. That wasn't the point.
You guys are missing the point. That is a beautiful black,
amazing couple, point blank. But what it's for Love Island
is for by, and it has always been and will
always be for the girls and gays. We don't need,
we don't need a male perspective on anything, honestly, anything
specifically specifically this and after Sun. This is not for
the boys. It's not your betting app this is not
your game, that's not your parlay. The football season is
upon you. Okay, just band, Get them bands. That's that's
been my vocal stem for like a month. Now get
them banned. Absolutely not. You thought that you were gonna come,
and you thought you were gonna bet on this show,
and you thought you're gonna change things, and you thought
you're gonna literally, uh call out Peacock and call out
and invoke uh Harriet Tubman and all this shit. No,
you have lost your goddamn mine. We are voting for
the girls. And it was going to be Trinity or
it was going to be Anaya. A black woman has
one Love Island and four black women were in the top.
Now show their partners, bitch, Do I say that the
NBA drafts. Do I say that the NFL drafts? No,
I am rooting for black men to literally go to
the NBA, to go to the NFL. I don't care
that their partner is Stephen mcbee's dream girl. That has
now changed. That has now changed apparently, Yeah, she can
have she can have dark hair and dark white eyes.
Need or remain, you know, Okay, I don't say that
I'm worried about the end goal here. Amazing black men
who have worked hard are going to live out their dreams.
I don't know. Fuck, and we had Love Island and
we found black black love and Love Island with k
C and CZ, So what are we fucking talking about here?
You know? The last week is always boring. That's terrible
that that date between Zach and Cata though felt personal
and that will go down in history. That I was
in the hospital watching it and I was like, maybe
it's because I am high on drugs that they are
not surrounded by like anything.
Speaker 2: They needed to be high on drugs so that they
could imagine something.
Speaker 1: Better than that. They well remember on Love after lock Up, Yes,
when JK was standing out by that retention pond and
he was like reflecting that is the same retention pond
that Cater and Zach had their date next to. I
love this reference. You don't understand. I will think about
this reference every day, every fucking day. That is such
a great call back. God, please, if you watch Love
after lock Up, let us know. Oh, once I get
caught up on Love after lock Up, it's over videos.
It's gonna be a little After lock Up podcast. Yep,
Oh my god, that's literally what it reminded me of it.
I'm like, what did they do? But okay, long story short.
Who needed to win? One? Who needs to be runners up?
Ran up? Sincere Melody, Sincere Melody, Melany med school. She's
gonna be all right. She got pink hair. When a
black girl gets here, you already fucking know what. Just
saw that And I said, period, right, period go let
of two ways, and it's going the right way. I
don't give okay, I don't give a fuck. Melody knows.
Melody knows the assignment. She came out. She finally gave
her first you know, uh, her first statement, saying that
she feels like she has millions of older sisters, that
she feels the love. That's like the really most important
part of this, Like, yeah, she didn't leave him, and
she's not leaving him right now, but she's not. But
she feels the love and she understands the assignment. I
feel give her some time to figure some shit out.
Like that's pretty much it, right, and then Zach and Kaita, Uh, y'all.
Usually I don't feel bad at all. But if y'all
are calling ice on this man and that's about dude,
the passes, this is like, please, I would just say,
always have to do so crazy shit? Are you fucking
kidding me? Like, be normal.
Speaker 2: Everyone needs to be on punishment, taking the phones, taking
the internet, taking everything, taking your door like that's so,
that's so fucking stupid. Yeah, like your rim is gonna
be you'd be lucky if you sleeping on that bed. Okay,
you might get a sleeping bag in there, because you're
pissing me off. I had I did my first dear
algo early this morning.
Speaker 1: Okay, I saw that you said, dear algo, remove love
ill in USA posts from my feed. People are getting
weird and I feel like people have lost their damn
minds and they're dragging it.
Speaker 2: I I cannot believe that people are still going on.
But it's like the stuff that I'm seeing is not
like funny or good or anything like it is right
endicula shit, Casey needs to go on Michelle Obama's po podcast, Casey,
Tyler Perry.
Speaker 1: Get in here. Look at this. They made a movie Foster.
I think that's the one that put me over the
edge hold on. Oh surely I took a screenshot of
this or something. I'm this is stupid. People are literally
make this love Island. These are three year old, Like,
let them have fun. We don't need to let alone.
They're fine. They're fine, Like nobody's they're doing like photo shoots,
they're being hot, like it's fine. Seriously, Okay, everybody give
it a rest.
Speaker 2: If Tyler Perry and Netflix team up on this, it's
breaking the internet. And it's the like the really good
photo of them, like on the front of the car
and like the palm trees in the back, and it
says together, some love stories are worth the wait. Only
on Netflix, starring Casey Chandler and To Your Days, And
everyone's like, oh, yes.
Speaker 1: I can't do you with this, iaid Okay, these just
met each other a month ago. Let's give them a
minute together. Get yes together to DMC.
Speaker 2: If this is gonna work, let me find out about
her restraining orders, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like, we just had to like reactum it. What would
be the just for you know, research purposes, what would
be the premise of this movie?
Speaker 2: Well, you know what, it's funny they didn't put that.
And someone in the cars, you know, isn't that funny?
We've made up We just had the movie poster.
Speaker 1: We just have it.
Speaker 2: And someone was like, no, Tyler Perry will fuck up
their story and turn it into struggle love.
Speaker 1: And that's but that is true. Maybe we need to
watch out, like and if he finds out about those
restraining orders, he already is gonna make her go through it.
But he's gonna just dab a fucking ball. Do not
let him see that. We gotta get what's his name?
We'll pack you. No, we don't get anybody. No, give
me agreeing. I'm like, that's better, you know, Okay, Yeah,
so thatunds better. No, they don't need a movie. This
is Love Island, and that's why I love it so literally,
they're so serious that they put that. That was the
only thing I didn't like. But you can look at
it with your own eyeballs together.
Speaker 2: Oh my, it's such a great photo that they really good,
but it's just ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Zach and Kada like weve like, I don't like him,
but he's I don't think about these people. I have
not talked about these people since the finale and last
Anaya and Carl. I'm sorry, Anaya that bust down?
Speaker 2: Where was this I've tried not to talk about, was
like purposely not talking about her hair.
Speaker 1: But I'm just like, hey, well, okay, well now we
can that bust down is disrespectful? Are you nasty? Are
you a black man on my arm? Bust down? That
is the nastiest. That is the nastiest bust down I
have seen in quite the fucking time. You look exactly
how you know you look before the fucking island, during
the island, and after the island. Bitch, you are that bitch.
When it's a period shot, the Carl shot to Carl's mom,
shout to Brace's grandma, We're not This is twenty twenty,
motherfucking six, bitch, point blank. We got our first a couple.
Never mind, we have we have a great mix of
black women in the house and their partners are white men,
not or non black men right now. But it's just
literally in the house. The point is is that they
went in this house and they found love, and that's
what it is. Now. It's over with. We can all
get back to our lives. Whether they stay together good,
whether they don't, whatever matter. The last thing I do
want to touch on is this quote Orlandria clause that
everyone is like talking about, is that basically Peacock is
locking everyone down and preventing them from doing certain things
because the press is not getting a hold of a
a lot of the Islanders. They're not allowed to talk
to people their contracts for iron clad this time. This
is not a bad thing. You don't want them to
know exposed, like more of that with all of the
shows exactly. We don't want them to be overexposed. They're
not losing out on anything. Is in fact, the fact
that they're locked down right now gives them the opportunity
to create, like want and need and want to hear
from them. The reunion is literally in what August I believe, Yeah,
so I think the Yeah, like I think August like
twenty nine or something like that. So it's going to
give time time for things to like play out and
actually have something to talk about. Obviously, we're gonna talk
about everything in the season. That's the point of the reunion,
and on top of that, everything that's happened since. If
their reunion was like this week or when they really
just got the villain, it would be like no point, Okay.
So I'm just I'm thinking that, like you guys from
a PR perspective, they know what they're doing. They're not
They're the ones who control brand deals, they're the ones
who put them in front of these agencies. They're the
ones who you know, help them navigate after So we're
not losing out on anything. Really, That is pretty much.
Oh and shout out to Jen and her titties I've
been seeing. Yeah, me too, I look great, you know.
Oh And I really will never forget y'all forgive y'all
off of making me not y'all the house, for making
me have to defend Kinzie because she didn't do nothing wrong.
She moved the way that the other women should have moved. Yeah,
that was the problem. So there's that, and those are
my thoughts and love about It was a great season.
Things got extremely extremely weird as usual, and this will
happen as it gets bigger and bigger, it will get worse.
But we had each other and we were literally talking.
We were Me and Raven were talking. Me, Raven and
Kendrick were talking. Aaron came on, I had Philip and
I had a hobby. I mean, like, we had so
many people on the podcast to talk about this show,
and it's literally every summer. It's a summer of love
and UK is still going. I'm catching up on UK
right now. Hopefully this Sunday we can have maybe if
Raven and Kid you are available, we can have Black
After Sun for UK, because that should be wrapping up soon,
even if it's not like the God. Yeah, so like
I believe this week, Oh my god, I got I
gotta catch up on today's family day. Oh my god. Okay,
I'm I'm literally so behind. I'm not even at the
park when I think Ellie leaves, I'm not even at
that part yet. So I'm catching up. Yeah, you'll get there.
Speaker 2: You got plenty of time, and so now you got
the skip unseen bits and all.
Speaker 1: That shit exactly, Ariana. You did a damn good job,
and your looks progressively got better and I just didn't
think that you can outdo yourself and you did, and
it's so insane that you are literally an Emmy nominee.
Speaker 2: That is so fucking cool. I love this for her,
like couldn't. Like I was telling Tony how whenever she
got nominated. I was like, you do not understand, like
she was in.
Speaker 1: That house with sand and he's like, sorry, I don't
want to watch Viky episode the love that I didn't
with you, And she was like, well, that's what I do.
And now look at her.
Speaker 2: Now look at the bitch and so she looks so
fucking good and she's got an amming nomination.
Speaker 1: Thank you for seeing everything that I wanted to say,
because that's exactly where my mind went, Like it was
just it's so good to see and it's so inspiring.
My god. Well, thank you for literally talking with me. Ven.
I could not do this without you. I needed help.
I needed to get back on the mic. I'm out
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