Speaker 1: Plays. Oh yeah, where is it.
Speaker 2: There? Welcome back to that nineteen Gilligan's grave. It tell
usm is dominant Session thirty three. Uh, it's us, it's we,
We're back. It's We're actually going to be having a
double session today because I'm gonna be taking my trip
to Texas, uh next week and into the start of
next month, so we're gonna be privately recording one so
in advance session after this one pre recorded, but it's
still going to be there. Uh, it's us. The Kickstarter.
This will be my last chance really in a way
to tell you about the kickstarters that Golf his Extra
Lunar collection. It's Kurt on Kickstarter. Go look it up
and then give your money to it, and then we'll
get the money and we'll produce a book, and then
the book will be your book to use to torment
people or to be like, let me use this cool thing.
And this week in particular, I got a ton of
really cool art back for it. And that's like, at
this point, I think D and D is just an
excuse for me to make art books, and maybe that's
the better way to do it. But again, go support that.
We're in the last what ten days of the Kickstarter
on account and it's already at one hundred and forty thousand,
which is wild. That's crazy. Thank you guys for getting
it to almost twice what I was hoping it would
get to maximum. That's super cool.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 2: If I see some people in chad saying the sound
is distorted? Is the sound distorted?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: Is the sound distorted? Or does my room just sound bad?
Speaker 1: We gotta know you have not been talking that.
Speaker 3: Everybody.
Speaker 2: Everybody's saying no, unk, it might just be for you. Sorry,
all right? Do we have anything else that we want
to announce? Is anybody going to any conventions? Is anybody
doing any cool stuff? Did anybody book the role of
Spider Man in the latest game Spider Man and the Choosing?
Speaker 1: Well, I can't tell you.
Speaker 4: What really hard for a really long time on fruit,
but everybody go watch it is on something with you.
I love it so much.
Speaker 1: If you play the the phone app Bravo Bingo, and
you stay long enough for Columbus Day to come up,
you might hear someone you know, oh shit, they.
Speaker 2: Say it was the stinger. Everybody else just tell me
in chat? Was the stinger distorted? Was he did something
go wrong with it?
Speaker 1: But does it sound at we didn't see the singer there, No,
I thought you. I thought you met when the when
the not nineteen bought first came in. Oh no, ignore me,
I'm having a day. No.
Speaker 5: The stinger transitions are weird for obs because it kind
of ramps up your CPU to change the scene, but
in that it ramps up the CPU to change the scene,
then plays that video on top of it, then changes
in the middle of it.
Speaker 3: So it's just like, yeah, hey, computer, you want one.
Speaker 2: Especially how fucking fucking big we make ours, because they're
a big, old, flashy, fucking little mini cuts scene Like
usually they're okay. Usually they're okay. They when I listened
back to them, I'm pretty sure they're usually okay. Hopefully
it was fine. If not, whatever, it's a stream. There's
stuff I can it's part of the jam, part of
the deal. But yeah, go watch Ruba that came out.
Uh go donate to Zagalta's excellent or collection. Also, uh
send me tutors for learning how to name things easier
to spell things for the future, because I feel like
maybe the kickstarter could have done with having not the
words Zagalta.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, there's I just I've I've come to
a lot of peace, and I'm sure you have had
to as well. I was looking at a lot of
the words in Somnus Domina, and I know that for
the broad tables of the world, like these people are
gonna say, it's like Luxus's Guide, Sodria.
Speaker 7: Isna. Honestly, you canize that word. Yeah, I know. I
just also know people are stupid.
Speaker 2: It's like when I first fucking introduced it, we were like, oh,
like the Kingdom Hearts characters like no, like the name
that's real, No, whatever.
Speaker 7: Damp, we'll say it wrong.
Speaker 3: That's the next one.
Speaker 2: That that's if you get to two hundred thousand dollars,
they'll be a companion Bookdalta is called Becky's super Off.
Speaker 8: I mean that Webster Merriam being called Miriam mean.
Speaker 2: Oh, oh, water, don't do that to me.
Speaker 9: It's an idiot proof name Becky.
Speaker 10: If you yeah, if you spell Becky wrong, that's something
wrong with you.
Speaker 2: People will find a way, I promise you.
Speaker 11: Yeah, And that's going to be a their problem.
Speaker 2: That is true, and yet it will feel like my problem.
Speaker 4: That's because you're a you're an over EmPATH Jesus stop.
Speaker 2: I don't know how to react to that. I don't
know what to say to that.
Speaker 12: Yeah, oh uh okay, all right, game not nineteen.
Speaker 2: That the time has arrived. I don't think we have
anything else to announce. Okay, yeah, but yeah, So go
check out the kickstart to go check out Ruba. Also
the Dead Saint record stuff. Please donate to that. That
book is looking like it's going to be real big already.
It's looking like it's going to be like maybe seventy
plus pages already, which is wild, but I guess that's
what happens when I have extra time to work on stuff.
Speaker 3: But that's about it.
Speaker 2: I want to jump straight into things because games are
going to be a little bit shorter today. We're going
to have probably like an aiming for two hour kind
of game, a little popper sized game because we got
to do a double session. We don't want to burn
everybody out, and we've never done sessions longer than five
hours ever in the history of that nineteen. What do
you think the longest actual play like YouTube is, Because
I know that Critical Role did in eight hour finale.
They were like, oh we did eight hours, and you know,
cool for that more critical role. Good job, guys, we've
done like nine you take that, man? Yeah, Like, what
do you think the longest one on YouTube is?
Speaker 1: I think? Well, I don't.
Speaker 4: Maybe I feel I feel like people of Gotto have
been like fucking doing shit for charity.
Speaker 7: Yeah, your four hour D and D we don't stop.
Speaker 4: Like, yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
Speaker 2: You're probably right, probably right way wildish true, twenty four.
Speaker 6: Hours, they're gonna do it and shift.
Speaker 2: Ah, that would be. It would have to everyone would
have to agree to be low vibes for that to work,
in my opinion, Like everyone, good, all right, guys, we're
here to We're here to do like a slow, gradual
dungeon crawl. We're not here to be zany wacky boys
like we usually are, because we'll burn ourselves. Write the
fuck out.
Speaker 1: All right, here's my character.
Speaker 4: I was trying to look for I'll trying to look
for one and night. Instead found a D and D
group with Ben Starr.
Speaker 3: It.
Speaker 2: Oh can that be us?
Speaker 4: Called Natural six?
Speaker 2: Well, we're like three times that we can get three
stars TV channel. All right, everyone, get off YouTube. I
do appreciate your searches. I'm gonna pull you back off YouTube.
Speaker 7: Now we giving you back into the real.
Speaker 2: And while I'm pulling you back from YouTube, if you could,
just if you could just bring oh cool a text
about how one of my credit cards was locked from
a bank I'm not a part of.
Speaker 4: Thanks, that's got to be real.
Speaker 3: That's got to be real.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if I text this number with my password, they'll unlock.
Speaker 3: It for.
Speaker 1: All right, thank I'm looking up for you.
Speaker 2: That's let's get this party started. The moment has arrived
for party. I'm gonna roll this little dice here that
I have in my virtual hand, and it's gonna tell me.
Who's gonna tell me.
Speaker 3: What happened last time?
Speaker 2: And then when once you do, you guys are gonna
fucking make fun of me for the one round dragon fight.
And it's gonna be great. Boom, oh, it's gonna be
pepper because it's always pepper.
Speaker 1: What we ever drop the dragon?
Speaker 4: As a unit, let's go.
Speaker 7: Help.
Speaker 9: Yes, look, Lilia Cameron with the steel chair.
Speaker 7: Chair, watch our watch our, watch out.
Speaker 4: I had an awesome spell. I also had an awesome
new spell and we all fucked up a dragon. It
was great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a pro.
Speaker 9: This a little nowhere more.
Speaker 4: Upset about.
Speaker 2: To be fair, further you go into the caves, the
less likely it is you're going to solve that particular question.
Speaker 4: I don't talk to me that way.
Speaker 2: What the hell, it's not like he went to the temple.
Speaker 1: A little.
Speaker 13: Go ahead.
Speaker 10: Cathos went into a tangent about how his life sucks
because people are racist and Pepper has it so much
better because she has pretty privilege.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was super fucked off of him to do
that of him.
Speaker 2: Fuck the vibe of the goddamn fucking this is the
TikTok Aaron, animal names and Japanese?
Speaker 7: Why would you?
Speaker 2: Why would you do this?
Speaker 3: Me?
Speaker 7: Me?
Speaker 2: You saying me? For the whole video, you've probably seen her.
Two guys. One is talk to the other about how
Japanese grammar and words are like often similar and stupid,
and the whole thing is just like kind of making
fun of Japanese, and one was about how animals are
weird and dumb names. And at the end, the one
guy looks at the other one he's like, why would
you do this? And the guy who explains japan he's
just points like me, me specifically.
Speaker 1: Exactly, That's how I feel about Cathos, me me, we.
Speaker 2: Maybe stop, maybe he should stop hanging out with racists, right.
Speaker 11: If he was born in Wyoming.
Speaker 14: Yeah, okay, yes, sure, it's okay.
Speaker 2: I'm just wrangling us in last time, just to give
a slightly more you guys did, indeed, you spoke at
Tomboy's shrine. You talked about what had happened there. Laurie
suddenly became more animated than they previously had been, got
themselves all emotionally caught up. You guys talked about how
the water there could cure the disease that was being
caused by the mists here, which is not the mental parasite.
It is a different memory thing. Every time I say this,
I feel like I'm being redundant, But then I see
people still be confused, so I'm like, now I'll just
keep saying it one memory thing. It's the amnesia memory
eat memory thing, not the parasite make the town think
good thoughts memory thing. And to you people who come
around on TikTok, it's not the false hydra. Just because
you heard about the false hydra from your favorite youtubeer
once five years ago doesn't mean everything's the false hydra.
Have a good day.
Speaker 1: Sounds.
Speaker 2: I hate the false hydra so much.
Speaker 9: I can't wait for that to get clipped.
Speaker 4: Someone clip that.
Speaker 2: I fucking hate the false hydra and what is done
to people's brains on tiktac.
Speaker 4: Someday you're going to use a false hydra.
Speaker 2: I'm really not. I think the false hydra stupid.
Speaker 4: This Like you're gonna create your own version of a
false hydra, and people a gonna go back and find
this and put it together in a video. It's gonna
be great.
Speaker 2: Can't wait to do my second less creative towns memories
are being fucked with, can't pa Yep? What if I
did Gilligan's Grave again, except more derivative.
Speaker 4: We'd love that if there was a big, blobby, little
pale dog going.
Speaker 7: Well the eight people?
Speaker 2: What creepy pasta about a Zelda creature was the fucking
source of everything?
Speaker 3: Yes, fucking.
Speaker 2: Not some stuff that's a deep cut heck in. But no,
you guys, you guys, you caught up and you found
out that the water there could cure the effects of
ams specifically, which has cataclysmic implications. But you guys don't
know that yet. You then proceeded to continue moving through
the caves. Cathos got you guys lost for about a day,
sort of walk you guys back around to the shrine,
and then you guys continued onward again. Came to a
little mushroom forest where clearly the cult and some creatures
that were there had been in combat, and you found
the skull dragon that Muntheris had ridden before feasting upon
the bodies of undead. You snuck up on it. It
got its breath weapon off once, and then you guys
paralyzed it and you did the jojo meme. You all
got over and started kicking it, and it did not
get up, and now it's dead and I and then
that's just the way it goes. Sometimes my toys break.
Sometimes my toys break.
Speaker 9: We don't want to play with you anymore, as right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true, you guys now, Oh yes, the question
of the hour when we ended the last this game
was can we eat this? And I don't know why
I want to remind you guys that that's the tangent
you are on. Yeah, but we returned back to that
exact same time and place. Uh, you guys are I
release you. You may do your thing and play d and d.
Speaker 1: Well that sucked, but I didn't like the tail.
Speaker 11: The tail is the medius pipe.
Speaker 5: I don't think we should eat the necrotic dragon that
spits necrotic damage spiders.
Speaker 4: Really sick of this's dragon?
Speaker 9: We eat spiders.
Speaker 3: You're right, Yeah, it's just.
Speaker 1: A grown lizard.
Speaker 15: Ladies, I don't want to eat it because ahead, that's
not going to work.
Speaker 3: I kind of do want to eat it.
Speaker 4: You know what, ladies, ain't scarn. If you want to
eat the I can go right ahead.
Speaker 11: This is your final active vengeance.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I know, I was about to say I don't want
to eat the dragon that kill was there when he
killed my dad, But I kind.
Speaker 11: Of do you want? You want special privilege? You want
the head?
Speaker 7: Mm?
Speaker 11: Yeah, you want the heart? You want it broiled?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, honestly, yeah, charred seasoned mushrooms on it.
Speaker 4: Okay, you guys are actually starting to make me kind
of want to eat the dragon. That sounds delicious, see
what I mean?
Speaker 3: What I thought, when was.
Speaker 11: The last time we had a hunk of actual meat?
If you could get well enough, anything that was on
it's gonna die.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 4: There's mother.
Speaker 7: Don't eat the dragon.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Wise words from the eat your dirt, guy.
Speaker 7: Yeah, eat your dirt, not your dragon.
Speaker 4: Okay, hug eatting dirt off the ground.
Speaker 11: I mean you don't need it, but anything else living
here will.
Speaker 3: Like bagel, bagel, don't eat it, or dongle do eat it?
Speaker 2: I don't know can you or even or.
Speaker 11: Even Howbernaro.
Speaker 1: Cathos, have you ever eat? Well? I don't think you've
had a chance to eat drragon. You ain't lizards though,
surely rat?
Speaker 11: Yeah yeah, you figure this would be edible.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm mm.
Speaker 1: Come on, boy failure, Come on, my kingly persuasion Pepper.
Speaker 4: It's gotta be a disadvantage because it's Pepper to Cathos,
like it's.
Speaker 1: Just me the twelve.
Speaker 2: Another formerly sentient creature.
Speaker 11: I mean by that, I mean you can just say
you're vegan.
Speaker 2: Well, there's a difference to me between a creature capable
of talking, horn hoarding and this giant hamster was talking
to us.
Speaker 1: It wasn't it.
Speaker 4: Just called bagel a giant hamster.
Speaker 11: I didn't hear it say a lick disrespect.
Speaker 1: No, it was like saying all these mean things. But
it was like, because that's how it.
Speaker 11: Spoke, Well, maybe we should teach it a lesson to it,
and bullies like it that we will eat them. I
am very hungry.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we're getting that vibe, y'all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can see.
Speaker 11: I mean, I don't even know how long we've been
walking around these tunnels. I want to say maybe three
days because of the three messages I've sent my dad,
but it could be longer because you can't really fee
from the moon root.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: In Hungary only probably only like three days. Probably definitely
not yep, huh.
Speaker 1: I'd just say it like that, like no things that
most people don't.
Speaker 2: Well, I appreciate your digression that we are, in fact
more knowledgeable than you are. I do not have an
innate sense of time, I know, but.
Speaker 1: You're doing a lot of jumping to conclusions. I'll tell
you that much. I did not say that. I like,
huh m hmm.
Speaker 4: You said a cute thing about frogs. Just cute.
Speaker 14: Okay, thanks anyway, I don't want to eat the Dragon's where.
Speaker 4: I'm landing on it.
Speaker 2: Bagel walks past the dragon and Bagel starts nibbling on mushrooms.
Speaker 16: Mushroom gravy, kevy bars.
Speaker 2: Make tom noices, ouck cute.
Speaker 1: I'm like jumping up to try to grab a mushroom
because they're taller than me. Yep, help, No, I just
remembered I don't even like mushrooms.
Speaker 4: Is that true?
Speaker 3: I grab a mushroom?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes it is, Laurie.
Speaker 4: So if scarm was to hand you that mushroom that
he just grabbed, you wouldn't have any interest in it.
Speaker 17: Eat your dirt, walk away so much chews.
Speaker 1: I'm not the chef this time.
Speaker 3: Up these pull out a pot.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm gonna start carving this tail, Liah, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Roll me two things. The first thing I want you
to roll me is a survival check. Can I help help?
Are you going to help prepare the dragon?
Speaker 11: I'd love to monster.
Speaker 2: All right, so they're helping, So go ahead and roll
that with advantage. Roll this is to see if you
understand how to prepare dragon. Yeah, survival with advantage.
Speaker 3: With advantage, it's.
Speaker 11: Just a fucking lizard, guys, What the fuck?
Speaker 8: Sixteen tail was probably the least Yeah, carve you you
cut off and around and you remove the tail.
Speaker 2: A very straightforward section of the dragon. It's mostly muscle
and bone. Hecking. Did you remove it?
Speaker 7: You?
Speaker 2: You d bone the tail? I'd like you too, as
you prepare it. Now roll me with advantage because you
succeeded that a sleight of hand. Check to see if
you can properly prepare the dragon meat, to see if
you can identify and remove anything dangerous.
Speaker 3: You do, and.
Speaker 2: It is a chunky boy, this large dragon tail. There's
enough meat on this to feed. Oh everyone here for
the day, if they so chose to partaken.
Speaker 4: It's so good.
Speaker 11: Just Lilya is just like gathering like little things where
it's like, oh yeah, this looks like an arab and
this yeah good. And the mushrooms I had earlier.
Speaker 3: Just stirring.
Speaker 18: Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, we just we just we just like we just
like like found a bowl shaped rock.
Speaker 7: Oh no, I have a pot.
Speaker 2: I straight up a yeah, you have a pot.
Speaker 11: Hold on, well, w wait what do I.
Speaker 2: Have in my thing?
Speaker 9: Hold on, I've got a tinder box.
Speaker 2: I got a mess kit, I got a mesk yo.
Speaker 3: We cooking, Yeah, we all here, we're cheffing out.
Speaker 2: We have a whole kitchen over here.
Speaker 11: We have a cookout over here, all over there.
Speaker 1: I feel like Laurie and just float over to Don's.
Speaker 4: All so good, pleas Oh they're doing they're putting in
like spices and ship.
Speaker 7: Dude, why are you asking me permission?
Speaker 1: I'm not, I'm just informing you so you don't miss out.
Speaker 3: I see.
Speaker 6: Well, if you want to have it, you can. That's
that's fine. It's probably safe. Probably could I have it,
could have some have Yeah? Oh my god.
Speaker 19: Ran over to the cookout while they're going.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm glad to see you in better spirits all
things considered. That it means or it doesn't that that
was that Dusmond on account of him being amniotic and
now not amniatic, not that we knew.
Speaker 4: But I've left. I'm over by the pot.
Speaker 1: This is this is bread talking this Sorry, what's up?
Any I'm glad you're feeling better.
Speaker 7: I'm glad you're glad I'm feeling better.
Speaker 1: I think I'm glad that you're glad that I'm glad.
Speaker 7: Squintchy.
Speaker 1: This is a successful coverse, I think so tilt ears
tilt hmm.
Speaker 11: Not the same as oxtail, but it's pretty damn close.
Speaker 4: Are we eating it yet or are we smelling it's
still cooking and like smelling it.
Speaker 2: You don't know what are you doing?
Speaker 4: Guys?
Speaker 6: You know that one shot and SpongeBob where they're like
bottom lit as they're looking down and something.
Speaker 7: It's just.
Speaker 4: Absolutely that. I think I have a gift. But yeah, no, chefs,
are we are we eating? You're still cooking?
Speaker 3: I mean I'm shifted up.
Speaker 9: Yeah, we're locked in, locked in here.
Speaker 2: I'm waiting, and it kills us.
Speaker 20: I shall plate out enough for those around. Slated this
with a nice garnish.
Speaker 9: This today's episode of Dungeons.
Speaker 3: You know you have to you have to use the necrotic.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, you guys.
Speaker 1: Losing her mind.
Speaker 11: Okay, we got the purified water from the funny well
up there.
Speaker 1: That is true.
Speaker 7: Yeah, we got this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, everybody dig in. Okay, I'll take a bite.
Speaker 4: Yep, I wait until after they take their bite.
Speaker 2: The two of you who just took a BikeE yes,
I want both of you to roll me a constitution,
save and throw with advantage.
Speaker 3: I love it. I'm here for it.
Speaker 2: Let's see hold on advantage because you succeeded in the cooking.
Speaker 9: Nice constitution with advantage.
Speaker 3: That was an ability that was not a safe.
Speaker 9: Number.
Speaker 16: It's the same number, okay, dirty twenty Yeah, save this
plus two, sorry, the saves plus two.
Speaker 4: That one.
Speaker 2: The one you just did was plus two. Yeah, tingly
you guys, you guys bite it, you take it. It
feels it feels like into that that way. I was
about to describe it as like, you know, when you
cook something that might be a little bit off, but
cooking it text it. But you can kind of tell
this a little bit.
Speaker 14: Off, and then you.
Speaker 7: Have to look for it.
Speaker 2: It's basically good, and you guys sees name with mushrooms
and it is not. Okay, it's not good, but it
is a lot better than everything else you've eaten in
the caves. Okay, that's pretty good comparatively.
Speaker 1: I mean they like comptive.
Speaker 11: Again, it's not off taiale, but it better than anything
we've done in the past week.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, I took a point in fact, what.
Speaker 9: Kind of dragon is this again?
Speaker 11: That's noted?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 2: One else who's taken a bike go ahead and roll
constitution saving throw, which also I'm gonna have to I'm
gonna with advantage. Yeah, Cathos rolls an unnatural twenty Yeah,
he sits down. As he sits down, he's verbally like
consuming the body of another creature capable of conversation. Is
borderline cannibalistic.
Speaker 11: You're hungry, Oh, but hungry is so heavy.
Speaker 2: Lay you in a rolls a seventeen pepper gets a
twenty lawrence.
Speaker 4: Yeah enough, God, it's good enough.
Speaker 2: It's not as pleasant as it could be for you. You
got a chunk of it that maybe it was a
little bit more necrotic.
Speaker 4: I got like the rest of it bristle in there.
I'm like chewing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that thing where you chew on it and
you try to swallow a piece of it, but you
chewing didn't quite separate it from another piece. So it's
like stringing in your throat.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you know you right, my ear?
Speaker 4: Sorry, it's tough.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 11: I mean if we stood it for a whole day
and fall off, that's.
Speaker 1: Time that meta makes her oxtail. She just leaves us.
Speaker 2: We too much of this. We probably have adverse health effects.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it's enough time for me to read a book, right, Laron.
Speaker 11: Cut it into the grain and everything to help kind
of like give it some thumb tenderizing.
Speaker 4: We're just gonna stay here, like, what's.
Speaker 2: Happening, Leona? Leona like looks like also eating some looks
across the what I can only assume to be a
little fire with a pot on top of it, uh,
which I've decided is on this big blood stain. They
look across at Cathos and very just directly, like very serious,
Look here, Claric, aren't you if you're not worried about
it being pure? Then, to which he stops and looks
and meets eye contact with her, and he puts his
hand out and you see his palm begin to glow
with this faint reddish blue shimmering light, and he is
going to cast purify food and water on the.
Speaker 4: You.
Speaker 1: We could have started with that, but I'm glad you
got to there. Now.
Speaker 3: You don't trust our cooking.
Speaker 2: I trust your cooking.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 11: Yeah, it's nice, it's not it's it's not like I'm
going to go around and eat things that I can
have a conversation with. It's weird. I'm hungry. It's been
a bit, and it's about being a message. Yeah, send
me a message.
Speaker 2: To whom he looks, to.
Speaker 11: Whom it may concern somewhere.
Speaker 10: Card to words somewhere, also carved on the dead Dragon's body,
to whom it may concern.
Speaker 4: She harved that with Rufe bloom onto its corpse. So
the plan is to leave a partially eating dragon here
as a threat.
Speaker 2: Yep, Late, I guess I don't feel bad about extorting
any of you. Should I really don't.
Speaker 4: We're good people, do.
Speaker 2: You say taking a bite of dragon? Right now?
Speaker 11: We're in a position where being morally dubious is the
least of our concerns. Agreed, this thing was probably gonna
it was gonna eat ash.
Speaker 1: We were gonna eat us.
Speaker 8: Probably.
Speaker 2: It's a world out there.
Speaker 3: I agree.
Speaker 2: You do what you've got to do.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna eat my porridge.
Speaker 4: Really good.
Speaker 11: I'm gonna need some protein at some point, Desmon, I.
Speaker 7: Mean my records has heart attacking it.
Speaker 4: Okay, you don't want joy in your life whatever.
Speaker 6: I was just gonna make sure if any of you
did get sick, you know someone gonna take care of you.
Speaker 4: The talk.
Speaker 5: By the way, God, I'm doing a dinner read. Yeah, yeah,
I'm doing read for myself.
Speaker 13: So what the.
Speaker 1: Skarn has read? Well? I guess Scarn does have glasses.
Speaker 4: Does he have different glasses for reading?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: I just pushed them down a little bit, just like
the whole guy with the bifocal lenses, Like literally.
Speaker 4: Like a mile away from you, like.
Speaker 21: We have.
Speaker 2: We have Oh yeah, exactly, we have a mode for that.
Speaker 5: Perfect worry literally that.
Speaker 1: Looking it's gone.
Speaker 2: H Just so you all know, assuming things go well,
we probably only have about another day.
Speaker 6: We'll be good progress today, So about a day maybe
half a day for.
Speaker 1: Lucky, as long as we don't have any other unforeseen
stops mm hmm.
Speaker 22: Or misdirections.
Speaker 11: And at least right now, hunger is the least that
I can thinn.
Speaker 7: We're not worry about that on the way out.
Speaker 1: I still have plenty of especially with gestures. Just a
plate full of dragon.
Speaker 11: I mean I do too, But if one one day
we don't have to rely on them, is one extra
day we have with them exactly. I mean, yeah, I
could try to go at the rest of it, but
I'm not gonna lug all that meat or what.
Speaker 4: And like you said, you want to leave it here
is the threat war, So yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I get you pick that late zombies, dragon ghosts exactly.
Speaker 3: Dragon ghosts, yeah.
Speaker 11: Other small critters who we feed on dead things here
that not crows that we don't have, cave crows, caves,
back crows, crow bats, crowbars. You hear that Jodo generation Pokemon.
Speaker 2: Bottom a catterpy crawls in front of the camera, crawls away.
Speaker 4: Oh that's Canto generation logan.
Speaker 2: There's catopy in Jota.
Speaker 3: Yes, there is fine dorks.
Speaker 2: That makes it a Joe tool Pokemon.
Speaker 3: I'm paid for this.
Speaker 4: Mm hm hm anyway, what are we doing to be
long rested?
Speaker 3: What I'd like a nice little long rest? I do
be half help.
Speaker 9: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, chill next to the dragon corpse. You guys want
my little hot.
Speaker 3: No, I'm sleeping on bagel again.
Speaker 13: Yeah, it's my boy.
Speaker 11: Okay, all right, we're bagel buddies.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I'm still.
Speaker 20: I'm still sad about my dad, and bagel is the
closest thing to a capy bar that I have near me.
So yeah, okay, sorry, copy hot.
Speaker 4: Too small.
Speaker 10: It reminds me of my primordial infant days when my
dad could still carry me.
Speaker 2: In universals like oh you think they're alike? Looks at
the giant cappy barrow, looks at a capy Hotto.
Speaker 10: I'll see it, just imagining, like like newborn baby infant
scarn being held by a copy Hotto scarn.
Speaker 23: Hits too, He's the same size.
Speaker 1: They shall try.
Speaker 4: But yeah, my hunt isn't big enough to fit all
of us in right, You can't.
Speaker 6: Fit any of the creatures once, not the animals, and
they can fit every medium creature.
Speaker 4: Okay, I I will do my hut for those who
wish to come into my hunt.
Speaker 2: Sit on at my table. What your mind?
Speaker 1: Yeah, come into my hut and you can do as
you please. Lay, I'm coming on in.
Speaker 4: Welcome. Make a little slip curl?
Speaker 11: How do I make a little circle for the hot
we just.
Speaker 3: We don't need to worry about we know.
Speaker 1: Make sure what color is your badget glory?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 4: Fucking I think it depends you know what. I want
there to be different colors for the different instruments that
I use. Sall prom using the lay my shamrock maybe anxiety. No,
because it's not a specific rock spell. I'm gonna be
calling it my shamrock.
Speaker 21: I'm not talking to you, talking to the people at
home sky Okay.
Speaker 4: So here's the thing you're yelling at me to do it,
and that's kind of cool, but that only has very
specific spells in it, so I can't. I'm gonna use
my saxophone. Is that okay?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, I'm sorry, funny, I'm.
Speaker 4: Sorry my saxophone.
Speaker 1: I was originally saying kind of a sunny word to
say in this in this accent. Okay, show me Sam.
Speaker 4: The saxophone's magic is green. Ah mm hmm, lit little Sparkley's.
Speaker 3: I have an inquiry.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So, assuming that we do find it tomorrow, we know
that that woman is ahead of us, right, thanks to you.
So then what is the plan of approach murder that
didn't go so well for all of you last time?
Speaker 7: Murder better?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 4: We got better now, right scorn.
Speaker 3: Yeah, something like that.
Speaker 1: Mm. We did take away her mode of transportation before
I would need to flat. But you know.
Speaker 3: We basically, Peter Carr, we fucking did.
Speaker 1: We crashed ate a part of it and then Keitha.
Speaker 7: Depending on.
Speaker 2: My understanding, is that they want to bring the rock
back to the town and do the ritual there.
Speaker 6: Right, depending on how shut there, how shut up they are,
we can take them out quiet do what we did
to Uh. The last one is ushure into the throat
damp agonies mm hmm.
Speaker 1: That's the one.
Speaker 2: Well, then, if you're all set on doing things that way,
there's one complication to your approach that I don't think
any of you have really brought up yet.
Speaker 3: Within the hut.
Speaker 2: He then, much like they had looked at him earlier,
he shoots a look over towards Leuna.
Speaker 6: Oh, are you suggesting diplomacy?
Speaker 2: I'm wondering exactly what your goal is, to which Lena
remains somewhat quiet. Correct me if I'm wrong, because I
don't necessarily know all the nuances of everything you've all
been through. But these two are siblings, Are they not.
Speaker 7: Triplets? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, siblings, two triplets.
Speaker 3: That's the present.
Speaker 2: That's pretty tragic, and pretty soon it's going to be one.
Speaker 3: That's the goal.
Speaker 1: It's not a deal.
Speaker 22: But she's taking it things just too far.
Speaker 3: Once a person does certain things, you gotta take them down.
Speaker 4: Leon, And I know it's gotta be like complicated, but
you're Are you okay with this plan?
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: You see Lena, who has been very quiet on the
entirety of this trip, mostly very distant, not that that's
uncharacteristic for Lena. They their eyes seem to be shifting
about as if thinking, as if being confronted with having
to form thoughts that they maybe had been sort of
leaving up in the air. My sister's not above the
law or morality, and the thing that my sister has
become is no longer her. If it's what has to
be done, then we have to kill her. But the
good of everybody in the pits, I know that, and
that's what I'm here to do.
Speaker 1: I certainly don't speak for the whole of the group,
but perhaps they'll share the sentiment the strength to come
to that conclusion. Launa is something to be marveled at.
I wouldn't know what to do in that position myself. Hush,
I have to see this through to the end.
Speaker 4: We all have to.
Speaker 5: It's pretty simple for me. She's taken most of what
I care about, and I'm going to protect what I
have left. That's it, end of story.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was mostly asking because it is. It is
something that we have to do. And if that's something
that you feel like you can't do, do you want
to stick with us.
Speaker 2: I have to be a part of it. It was
my oversight that let her get to how she was.
I gave her space to mourn and I didn't realize
she was becoming this.
Speaker 4: You no one blames me.
Speaker 1: You couldn't have done.
Speaker 2: That's an interesting way to put it.
Speaker 6: She's right, though not about a fault. But I feel
like that's the kind of thing that I feel worse
to stand around and watch versus actually participating.
Speaker 1: I can understand and see that it doesn't change that
you're brave for doing it.
Speaker 4: That's true.
Speaker 1: And do we madd You appreciate the help, but no,
we need it.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna. I also wanted to ask, just in
case you do have any doubts, and then when we
have to do what we have to do, you change
your mind and switch sides.
Speaker 2: I would never switch sides. I have absolutely nothing to
gain from them. There are people that I loved and
cared about in the pits that are gone. Now I
owe it to Montheris to put an end to the
thing that she is.
Speaker 4: I believe you. I just wanted to check. I said,
it's your siblings. Feelings are complicated. You never know. I'm
sorry that there's some boys building addresser in the background
of this very emotional convert station I'm trying to have
with you.
Speaker 2: Sure the little mint left Desmond is building a dresser
in the middle of.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's a carpenter.
Speaker 4: He's a carpenter. That's incredible.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like when AA had like a chest
in their inventory and just in the middle of like
the underdark, they take the chest out and PLoP it down.
Speaker 1: Just got his crafting table out.
Speaker 2: Hell you, I am slightly concerned about the general intentionality
that you seem to have toward your sister.
Speaker 4: That's what I thought you were trying to bring up,
and that's why I wanted to ask.
Speaker 7: I'm not sure what you mean.
Speaker 4: You don't her conviction, I mean not really, but like
it's when when people that you love are involved, it
can be called implicated.
Speaker 2: I don't know much about Layana, like any of you
seem to, and maybe Leayana is a very resolute person,
but your layone here seems to keep talking about their
sister as if they are a victim of oversight, as
if their sister was a good person who became this.
Speaker 1: Well, now, hold on, I don't think it's fair to
make determinations like that. Good and bad people can be
led astray and brainwashed, which we know Gotham is known
to do.
Speaker 2: Do you think I'm not saying personal, I'm not saying
do you think that somebody who is capable of doing
what they did to the town. Is someone who didn't
start out with that in them somewhere?
Speaker 1: I think it's more the person who grew up with
them's place to say.
Speaker 2: And Guntheris were both raised in the same way by
the same person. Are you saying that in different circumstances?
Leyuna is capable of having done that?
Speaker 4: Look, anyone's capable of anything.
Speaker 1: I don't know Layuna like that.
Speaker 2: Well, then in that case, and he looks kind of
accusatorily towards Lena, why should we put you in a
position where you could switch sides? If apparently this is
something that those raised by Gotham are prone to turning to.
Speaker 1: Because she turned to the under are you she.
Speaker 5: Wasn't raised by Gotham, She was raised by a religious heretic.
Speaker 17: She returned yourself to the undertow, which I don't know
much about the undertow or lack thereof now, but I
mean clearly that they've chosen two different paths that.
Speaker 2: A priestess of chan Karagsh also a righteous position, wouldn't
you agree? Right?
Speaker 1: But which did she meet first, Gotham or chen Karagosh?
And what's more, you're forgetting the third triplet that Moon
Farris clearly has quite a bit of hang ups about
Gotham plays on the emotions of the dead. I mean,
Ville Grace was all talking about bringing Laurie's mama on back. Yeah,
when we were trapped. They are manipulators.
Speaker 11: We don't even I'm not saying all right, but we
don't even know if the one we're calling mont Ferris
is actually named vint Therris. She is, she is, she
is here in the temple. What's her name?
Speaker 1: I think those two were, Oh I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't fully remember.
Speaker 6: I've worked with Leuna ever since I got back from
the war. I trust them as much with my life
as there with any other soldier.
Speaker 1: And my point being, whether malice is taught or gained
through years of bullshit, it's all conjecture. At the end
of the day. I believe in Leuna.
Speaker 7: I agree.
Speaker 2: I fully agree with you, and that is my point.
Do you agree that this is something that muonferis, our
enemy is, or something that a good person became. Maybe
the difference does it matter to many of you right now,
But I bet the difference matters to her any points.
Across the little group you have towards Leyuna, the only
person among us who might be struggling with the person
that whntheris used to.
Speaker 3: Be is her.
Speaker 2: You all know her as the person who took things
away from you. Her sister has a different perspective, one
that could prove dangerous if she ends up, for example,
being the person who has to take the kill shot.
Surely you can't all tell me that you didn't think
about this.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I didn't think about it at all. I'm
just going to do my best to kill her myself.
No thoughts, just kill.
Speaker 1: It is perhaps a variable that I had not weighed,
but there are lots that I have.
Speaker 7: I thought about it, and I'm not worried.
Speaker 1: Desmond thought about it. He covers the spaces that.
Speaker 4: I just wanted to check in on how she feels,
because it's a lot.
Speaker 3: What is the purpose of this.
Speaker 2: I don't understand the point that you're making.
Speaker 7: It's true, it feels like you're just emotionally torturing them.
Speaker 2: Do you want to cause unrest between all of us?
Obviously it's hard for me to imagine killing the thing
that was once my.
Speaker 1: Sister, but we can all agree that that was once
not no longer new thing. To move forward to.
Speaker 6: The upshot of it all. If you're trying to get
me to doubt le Una not gonna happen. They say
they're gonna do something, they're gonna do it.
Speaker 11: Yeah, as long as we're not getting flack for being
even somewhat suspicious, don't forget it was someone cosplaying Leona
that we lost crucial evidence that could have actually prevented
all this from happening.
Speaker 2: I will be satisfied if I hear one thing, Captain
of the undertow Layuna. I want to hear you say
that the person we need to kill is moontheris not
the thing that moon theis became, to which there is
a extended pause. We need to kill montheris. Are you
satisfied now, I'm never satisfied. But as far as it goes,
I think that this person is the weakest link in
this group, the person most likely to have us all
result in death.
Speaker 4: You don't know them like I do, so you're being unfair.
You said that you would be satisfied if she said
what you wanted her to say. She said it, and
you're still being mean to her.
Speaker 2: I said, I'm never satisfied of us trying to be funny.
My point was never that we should leave Leyuna behind.
I'm just surprised that none of you took any of
this into consideration.
Speaker 11: Maybe we did and just didn't want to say it
out loud, Cathos.
Speaker 4: Maybe we did and landed on the fact that we
trust her.
Speaker 11: There are better ways to handle it.
Speaker 1: Granted, you have a lot of nerve asking for satisfaction,
demanding a call and dride as well for adomancy. What
is adam, Nancy? I have heard you talk about this.
I have Can I try to rack my brain one
more time?
Speaker 2: Roll me your spellcasting ability stat poor arcana? Your choice?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, man, I think I have proficiency in arcana?
I do plus five?
Speaker 2: Come on, pap, No, not a chance? Wow?
Speaker 3: Real quick?
Speaker 1: Not one? God, I'd like I feel like at this point,
Pepper's like standing and while Cathos is sitting, she's still
like a sort of eye length if not a little taller,
because she's standing. She's like, what the.
Speaker 3: Hell is that?
Speaker 1: Fancy?
Speaker 2: An ancient primordial magic that bypasses the existing system of
magic that we use, that uses a secondary, more chaotic
layer of energy in the atmosphere around us to impose
our will. And as they continue talking, you just sort
of formulas began appearing in your head and you just.
Speaker 4: Eat.
Speaker 1: There's a what.
Speaker 2: It is the nature of reprogramming and bending the universe
itself rather than relying on pre existing programs and formulas.
You magic beyond magic. It is the code that serves
as the basis for everything mortals call magic.
Speaker 1: You don't know, not a chance, damn it.
Speaker 4: I'm pretending like I do.
Speaker 1: Though, Oh, don't make me dunk on you, Laurie.
Speaker 7: Imagine I'm going to do such.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I think I think with everything being said, obviously
we shouldn't act like some of us don't have our
suspicions of Leona, but at least we acknowledge that we
want to trust you. Yeah, it's just if it comes
down to it, if it's down to you and Vintheris,
we want to still believe you're on our side, on
the side of everyone who we've lost and we're still
trying to save.
Speaker 2: Exactly absolutely, Like I said, even if you can't trust me,
I would ask that you trust the fact that I
consider myself responsible for this. HM call it. At least
I call it unhealthy, But I feel like I allowed
her to become this.
Speaker 3: There it is.
Speaker 1: Again, it's not yours to solve on your own.
Speaker 2: Do not feel apologetic toward the woman that you have
to kill.
Speaker 11: It's one thing. It's a nice gesture to want to
take responsibility and to blame yourself, but at the end
of the day, your sister was continues to be her
own person, making her own choices. It was out of
your hands a long time ago, and I think the
sooner you admit that, the easier it'll be if you
have to make the hardest choice. I don't envy your position.
Had it been my brother, even my sisters, I don't
know what side i'd be standing on either. That's why
I want to trust to you, Lana, I really do,
and I'm going to try my damnedest too. But I
also hope you don't blame me for only taking the
four hours of sleep that I need. I don't want
to lose any more people.
Speaker 22: Yourself included.
Speaker 1: I mean, there was no regard for you or your
loved ones during the attack on the entirety of Billigan's pit.
Speaker 2: I'm not really sure there's a lot I could say
beyond what I have, If there's anything that I could
do to reassure all of you that I am on
your side.
Speaker 4: Just trust you what you said.
Speaker 11: Just keep those just keep doing what you're doing now, Leanna,
just keep doing your best.
Speaker 2: Yeah, first we stop my sister, and then we go
back and we stop phil Grace and that. I want
to find sir, and I want to make him pay
for what he's reduced to My family too, and what
he's reduced to from.
Speaker 3: Home to.
Speaker 1: That sounds like a mighty good itinerary.
Speaker 6: You already talked about that before. Where ethic is his
in all of this? He went down to what Agony's throat?
Speaker 1: So maybe we don't throw moon theists and down into
I mean.
Speaker 6: If they hit that lake, assuming that is what's down there,
I don't think there's much that could be done for
them anyways.
Speaker 1: Mm A fair point. I mean you fall from high
enough hidden waters, like hitting concrete.
Speaker 7: Let alone that water.
Speaker 10: Mm hm.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, right, okay, sorry bread Bubbett. Yes, oh ye.
Speaker 2: Also, don't you need a key from them?
Speaker 7: We do?
Speaker 11: Yes, yes, yes, yes, all keys will be had if.
Speaker 6: We were to. We need that so we can get
that map from buckethead fellow, right.
Speaker 1: Yep, you got to free him from that in stupid
contraption the Academy.
Speaker 2: Made well, let it be known, but well, I don't
fully trust a woman who has to systematically kill her
parental figures and her remaining family.
Speaker 3: I don't intend to press the issue.
Speaker 6: I suppose you could push it down, perhaps, like someone
has to push down the cooperation with someone who would
hire devils to a deca child for a rock.
Speaker 2: I could stop leading you there.
Speaker 7: And threatening threatening my town. You could, you won't.
Speaker 2: I suppose the difference between me and them is that
you very clearly know what I want to gain.
Speaker 1: Yes, you are good at articulating what you want. Three
cheers for that.
Speaker 3: DC Cathos get like kind of deflated. M hm.
Speaker 1: I just shake my head. Oh Lord, do you give
him strength?
Speaker 2: You guys want to take your long rest?
Speaker 4: Yes, God, yes, okay, long rest time.
Speaker 1: We're in Laurie's bubble. Bubble, Tom, We're in Laurie's bubble,
Laurie's wonderful hot don't show this bubble to the academy,
where they'll take Laurie away and put him in a case.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't care about this spell.
Speaker 9: Oh what spells?
Speaker 4: Would they care about?
Speaker 6: Level and above they start caring about. Yeah, the magnificent
mansion they fucking care about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Fair, generally that's the idea and stuff that and
then spells that cause mass destruction or spells that like
infringe upon people's rights or someone extra planer beings yep,
fire like you know they don't like, for example, vampiric
touch or dominate person. Those are things that they don't
like very much. But if you're like maychand they're not
gonna be like terrific. Fair, you moved that ball with
the forces of the supernatural to jail Fair.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so.
Speaker 4: It almost bored.
Speaker 13: What old on?
Speaker 7: Never mind?
Speaker 4: Okay, sure I thought the one was boring. It's just
the demons in my head. I guess here you go.
Speaker 5: Oh no, I said, sorry, I had to feed the cats.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, the long rest has been taken.
Speaker 13: Thank you.
Speaker 15: Both of my assholes just started. I opened the door
for a second.
Speaker 1: They were like, been there, done that? Got that T shirt?
Speaker 3: I was like, it is six pm. Thank you. Alarm clocks.
Speaker 2: You do You go to sleep and you wake up
to the same same cave with the same kind of
glowing mushrooms? Are you ready to begin your day of travel?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Does anybody wish to do any long rest activities such
as switch out any items or anything that they might have.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that that one was the one that I was
making sure you want to switch to the necrotic resistance one.
Speaker 3: I think that's the one I'm on right now. That's
the equipped one you have? You have current negative zero
is equipped right now? Yes, yes you do.
Speaker 2: I'm going to make sure on your sheet that that's true.
Yes it is, or as I type out it and
it's effect line negative zero got of zero.
Speaker 23: Zero.
Speaker 2: Thank you for the sub All right, everybody, Possibly your
last day of traveling is on the horizon. Do you
guys know the deal? You guys will have don't need
to worry about rations for the previous day and we'll
say for this day either.
Speaker 8: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Thanks for making dragon Jerky's good.
Speaker 2: All right, So I assume the usual suspects want to
help with the survivaling that being and scarn. Yes, yes,
all right, everybody. Those of you who have advantage, you
know who you are. I'm going to hit you with
a roll here in a second, boopoop boopoop. Those of
you who are be t A members you have advantage.
Those of you who are rangers, whoever you might be
you have advantage as well.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmmm, I bet it's Lri No, I bet it's
cat those Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is with advantage, with advantage o lilya.
Speaker 2: Oh wait no, yeah, Lilia need yours?
Speaker 8: Oh heck calling don't die.
Speaker 2: Oh her tummy hurt? Oh no first, oh her tummy he.
Speaker 3: But we need roll? Oh can you god roll her?
I could?
Speaker 2: I could roll it for her.
Speaker 3: That would suck, Okay, I will, I will.
Speaker 2: Do Then I'll do it for you. And if it's
any like, if you come back and you're mad at
me about it, then I guess I guess I'll fold.
Speaker 3: She says, roll it.
Speaker 2: Oh, she said rolling. I have permission. Bam, I got to.
Speaker 5: Go.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: So that's that's a plus one from Scarn and a
negative two from ever. Leona also didn't do very good.
She's a god leyuna is. She's having a think day.
She's having a think day today. She's got a lot
to chow.
Speaker 3: Do I have to have it all right?
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Cathos Cathos is gonna have a plus
one and he's gonna have a negative two total. Here
he goes. Here he goes making the arcana check as
he's gonna Oh that's on, Leyuna, that's not what we wanted. Everyone,
don't do that. Just delete it, get rid of that.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, we're scaring.
Speaker 2: Please Okay, Cathos, you have a negative too, You've got this.
I have so much faith in you.
Speaker 3: You're a good little believe in you.
Speaker 2: He he gets a Laurie and Pepper, oh god, oh yeah,
I'm going to offer the two of you a once
in a lifetime chance.
Speaker 24: Oh Jesus, I get dry.
Speaker 1: Hold on. This is a chance.
Speaker 2: There comes a point where you are. He's holding his
hand out using his little magically created map, his little
arcane compass. That's kind of in his head but also
kind of realist. He's walking forward and he comes to
his enemy, a series of archways heading in different directions
in the tunnels. The two of you have not made
survival checks. I would like you to make these survival
checks with him with disadvantage.
Speaker 1: I give him a little of my manage.
Speaker 2: And nope, okay, it's a lunch of an ongoing thing.
And if either of you succeeds Laurence did, if Pepper's
with disadvantage, neither of you succeeded.
Speaker 1: Okay, why is.
Speaker 11: It that I go to the bathroom and everyone else
is shitting?
Speaker 4: Of course that's how.
Speaker 3: It be bitch nice, So I love it.
Speaker 1: Not a day, not Cathos, So not a day.
Speaker 2: Does anybody have, for example, an inspiration they want to
give Cathos toll.
Speaker 3: There's not a funny little thing up there, So no.
Speaker 9: I do have an inspiration.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have one too, And if you do it,
I'll let you do the negative to what is the
total role he does, Lily? Could you roll me? Well,
first of all, do you want to use it for that?
Speaker 9: You don't have to get I'll get my inspiration.
Speaker 2: I'd like you to roll me.
Speaker 9: Thank you, Just a straight up T twenty letting you.
Speaker 2: Do it instead of me doing it.
Speaker 9: That's an that one.
Speaker 4: Holy shit, I want my inspiration back.
Speaker 3: It's one of those days.
Speaker 4: In Popsicle.
Speaker 3: Is one of those days.
Speaker 2: It's just like a series of shots of you guys
traveling and you're all always kind of in the same
position on the screen. You're like one shot, it's like
you in a map of you guys and you're just
like you're in a big old cavern and he's like,
I think this is the right way this is just
be fine. Cuts to another background, his background, and then the
mushroom forest, not the same one, different one is like,
I think we've been here before. Cuts to another one.
You're above ground somehow, You're in a forest on the
surface somehow. He's just like, well, this can't be right.
Cut back to you guys in a cave underground.
Speaker 3: Again. You do not make it thered on this day.
Speaker 2: He bro he was, he was one off.
Speaker 4: We God damn it.
Speaker 1: That's what's happening.
Speaker 10: Uh passed by my smiley face like five times.
Speaker 3: I mean, we're closer. That's that's true.
Speaker 2: It's the true fact is that we're closer. Look, it's
very The spell I'm using to do this was not
meant to do this at this range. I'm basically inventing
new magic here.
Speaker 3: Good ship mm hmmm.
Speaker 1: Wild if true, Cathos wild if true.
Speaker 3: Essentially we're lost again and again I think it.
Speaker 2: I think we're almost there. I could probably get us
there tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1: And fly.
Speaker 4: It's a good thing. We eat the dragon.
Speaker 3: See, yeah, I think it is a good idea to
delineate things.
Speaker 2: You guys Goday grabs grab all right, the DC is
gonna go down everybody, because so that everybody who likes
making these roles, here you go, here's the survival role.
Speaker 1: Come on everyone, I mean.
Speaker 9: Dirty, dirty, dirty twenty from Lily.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that became not that.
Speaker 2: Ones that you half linked into being a fifteen.
Speaker 3: Notes is crazy.
Speaker 2: I just took statistic damage. Uh okay, so everybody succeeded
that one. Everybody loved that.
Speaker 8: That's uh.
Speaker 2: Nice? Damn well, I mean I think it would would
you when you only gain one? Or is it just
when you roll a one?
Speaker 8: Oh, it's when I when I roll a one and
then I re roll it, I'd.
Speaker 2: Say I think you the one. Yeah, okay. Uh so
he's gonna roll this with a plus four. You guys
can't see it, but I'm doing the beats, like, ah,
you did it, you can get four.
Speaker 25: Come on.
Speaker 1: The fuck.
Speaker 2: All right, a bitch too too? Magic flute, dude.
Speaker 4: You got one of those two?
Speaker 1: Hell are.
Speaker 3: Things?
Speaker 18: Okay?
Speaker 2: Lawyer or whatever? He got a twenty six. He got
you guys wake up in the morning. He brings up
his arm, arcane sigils surround it. He puts it up.
He's like, okay, this time we're going to and he
turns in the cavern you're in and turns to a
hollow on the right of you. And as he does,
as if a flashlight illuminated it, he just illuminates this
copper metallic tunnel.
Speaker 3: Oh, here it is. It turns everybody.
Speaker 2: Oh, I've never seen There was just a couple of
turns between us in it.
Speaker 4: That was cool, all right, Come.
Speaker 11: On, remember daday for a second.
Speaker 3: Catho, I'm doubting him for the rest of my life.
Speaker 1: I done.
Speaker 4: You've been a hot minute.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, perhaps it was Vessius's will that we arrive.
Speaker 7: When we do.
Speaker 3: His eyes dart back and forth.
Speaker 2: Let's go what lays before you? As you, guys step
toward a clearly manufactured structure within the tunnels that you
are in, you see a tunnel that is of mankind's
design lays ahead of you, stretching at least a couple
hundred feet into the distance inside with the light that
you guys have that you shine on it, because there's
no natural light produced within it. This tunnel appears to
be made mostly of stone that is lining and arranged
into this kind of like underground London Ease sort of tunnel.
But there are these large copper rings copper and bronze
rings and bands that seem to about every four already
feet extend up and offer support to it. As this
very well crafted structure just kind of stretches down into
the what appears to be the darkness. Cathos gets on, Bagel,
I believe we look the latch temple of Destinus.
Speaker 1: I get on for a right, all right, thinks you
have we have we found it.
Speaker 4: Girl, let's go.
Speaker 2: All right, you guys are all heading in.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh, I feel like I have to sneeze.
Speaker 1: God bless you.
Speaker 2: You don't hold on, don't waste God bless you.
Speaker 1: Will be mad at that, but you're already blessed because
you're so talented. Motherfucker.
Speaker 3: I don't know about that.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 2: If I was blessed, i'd sleep properly.
Speaker 1: None of us sleep properly. What does that say for us?
Speaker 4: Yeah, not a single fucking one of us.
Speaker 3: Dude, speak for yourself? Do you sorry?
Speaker 1: Sorry? What a guy in the middle of his day?
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, question.
Speaker 3: Okay, No, I don't do that anymore.
Speaker 4: I was gonna say so, like, when you get to sleep,
you sleep. How are you at getting to sleep?
Speaker 5: It is unfortunate, but my body has naturalized myself from
a too, starts getting sleepy at eleven, going to be
in bed by midnight, sleeps until six a m.
Speaker 3: My cats wake me up.
Speaker 2: Oh no, you say, oh no, but there is like
there is a certain joy that I take in the
idea of like sleeping reliably.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 4: Anytime it is not remotely like baxed my sleep schedule,
I'd like, I can't do any of my creative shit.
My brain wakes up at like six pm.
Speaker 15: Oh no, there are the random insomnia nites. I'm not
going to say that that's not real. But that's because
of the actual diagnosis.
Speaker 4: Thanks, that's because of the chemicals, you see.
Speaker 3: But when I'm actually at this stuff, I'm consistent. All right,
Hell yeah, let's go. That's another Thanks dad.
Speaker 1: Hey, we stay consistent.
Speaker 3: As you guys. Just step into this this.
Speaker 2: Video games, this tunnel video games, and you begin moving
down it. As you pass through the first of these
large metallic bands that appear to be lining the ground it,
you feel heat coming from it, as if it was
warm as you pass over it, not enough to burn you,
but as you pass over there's just this kind of
radiator like heat coming off of this support band, and
as you do, you hear a rumble. Indeed, you hear
a rumble. You'd hear the movement of mechanisms and the
walls back behind you. At the start of the tunnel
slam closed as two huge mechanical panels intersect thunderously, and
you hear mechanisms within the begin to interlock back behind them.
The blockage behind you then rotates like a cork screwing
into place, briefly forming a seal in the tunnel behind you,
and then after a moment of pause, it begins pushing
its way through the tunnel behind you. The wall that
is now behind you is effectively encroaching upon you, shifting
toward you.
Speaker 7: Undergolf.
Speaker 1: Yeah, only way is forward now, so I guess it'd
better read the right path.
Speaker 10: Hum.
Speaker 2: As you guys move forward and you begin to rush,
I assume that you're bolting. I'm already gone, but its.
Speaker 4: Legs to get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 2: As you guys begin rushing down. As you begin pushing forward,
you pass by the second of these large metallic arches.
You kind of see an end of the tunnel down
the distance. It's in the dark still, but you sort
of see a couple hundred feet ahead of you, there
appears to be this large curved gate like structure. As
you move toward it, all of you rushing. One of you.
Pepper's on hobbin arrow right, yes, and Cathos is on bagel,
and everyone else is on their own little foot seats.
As you guys all begin to rush and you pass
through that first metallic archway, you hear the burring of machines.
You hear this humming, and then you see from the
stones that are in front of you, hundreds of small
spikes emerge from the tunnel walls and they begin firing
out with these gunshot like sounds as a hail of
metal and force fire's spikes, hundreds of hundreds of spikes
in towards you as you pass. I want two things.
One are you guys doing anything about it to try
to prevent it? And then two there will be a
save depending on your answer.
Speaker 3: So these are projectiles? Correct? They are? So can I
do my life both things?
Speaker 2: You know what I'm gonna say? In place of the
dexterity saving throw, you can make an attack if you
want to. Fuck yeah, okay, so you make an attack.
Role everybody else. You're being assaulted by a halo spikes
from all directions firing at you.
Speaker 1: I used my crowbar. I can't banish them all, can I?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 1: Log like you're sitting and again. I started this by saying,
I use my crow bar. I don't think there's any
I'm fly faster. I don't know.
Speaker 4: I'm an aut reading over like a little bit of it.
I'm looking at shield of Blades slogan mm hmm wooh right.
I think it's only for me, though I'd like it
was for everybody, but it's only for me. I have
a lead.
Speaker 1: Use it for you? The fuck they I'd say.
Speaker 2: That for the purposes of this. You want to do that,
then you can use that to increase your deck save
by five.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, you're doing that?
Speaker 22: Yeah?
Speaker 2: So is anybody else choosing to do anything? Or you
all just kind of go straight up dodging back flip.
Speaker 1: I will tend to backflip on a griffin.
Speaker 2: How about you?
Speaker 3: Anna?
Speaker 11: Uh, probably use group blue to do what whack?
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 2: That will that will ultimately, that will ultimately be a
dexterity saving throw. The reason Scarn is getting to attack
them is because he's got an ability, specifically that is
reguarding against range attacks. So, uh, the thing I'm about
to have you guys roll Laurie, I'd like you to
put a plus five into it. The rest of you
just roll this as you get it. Scarn, you're not
gonna get a thing. Just roll me an attack, roll
into the chat boom oh. And then also Hobanaro is
going to make it in place.
Speaker 4: Wow, that's a one from Laureot.
Speaker 2: Would I roll you will? I will roll, hobban Arrow
will roll for you.
Speaker 1: Why does hab anio? Oh this is whoa, This is
not hob Niro.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Staring at it, says new personality and then it has
zero for all the stats.
Speaker 2: It's probably a dead sheet.
Speaker 1: Oh no, oh yeah, this is the sheet from Leuna succeeded.
Speaker 2: Hobanaro succeeded, which means Pepper succeeded.
Speaker 1: Uh, I would not have done that on my own thing.
Speaker 2: Bagel failed, which means Cathos failed. Well, actually, you know
what I'm kidding. As you guys are proceeding forward, and
as Cathos is about to be hit by all this,
you just seem like, no, not today. And he puts
his hands down and he puts them on Bagel and
Bagel and him disappear and reappear near the end of
the tunnel. You just hear you got this uh a
bit so with everybody else, Desmond, you succeeded.
Speaker 14: Uh, Lauri, Yeah, I'm dead dude, wasted a once per
day spell and fucking that one bitch.
Speaker 3: So.
Speaker 2: Everybody else, everybody else, meaning, uh, Scarn, did you roll
that at tackle? You did thirteen? You see you still
got yeah? Yeah, yeah, guys, So in that case, Scarn,
that's a.
Speaker 3: Succeed or no. Nah, I was about to say. I
was like, this not succeed That's okay? How do I die? So?
Speaker 2: What is that? Lawrence, Scarn and Lilia, You guys are
all the ones who failed. You guys are going to
take a little bit of damage.
Speaker 3: You enough, I could do it. Ha ha.
Speaker 2: I like each of you to mark on your sheets
that you take twenty that was a mean role, a
piercing damage. And also those of you who failed by
five or more, which is Lilia and Lawrence. You guys
are going to the spikes dig into you, and the
others cut into and fallout. Some of them remain in
your bodies and your speed is going to be until
they are removed reduced by ten feet.
Speaker 4: I'll kill you, logan.
Speaker 2: You're not gonna be able to catch me at this right,
how dare you? I'd like everybody to make sure that
they put that damage on their own sheets. Again, it
was twenty points of piercing damage. As you, guys, continue
forward before you can collect yourselves. As you continue to run,
you pass through the second of these arches and you
start to see all these bottle cap sized holes begin
to open up in the chamber ahead of you, and
you hear just a as this glittery, rust like gas
is pumped into the archway. I'd like, now everybody who's there,
let the others teleported away so they're good. Everybody who
is there, regardless of who is riding what is going
to make a constitution save. But before you do, is
there anything you guys would like to do to preemptively
avoid being exposed to this metallic gas?
Speaker 1: Oh god, no, there's.
Speaker 15: Nothing I can metallic gaze.
Speaker 4: On bagel or hope and row? Can I get you?
Speaker 1: Get your ass on here? Come on?
Speaker 4: Okay, thank you. I can barely move dude.
Speaker 2: That heart okay, so you hop on hop and arrow
that won't mass it was hmm, can I storm lords?
Speaker 1: This?
Speaker 3: It is light I mean, not storm lords, but Stone's endurance.
Speaker 2: Uh a stone endurance. If there's damage, I believe it
has to come from an attack.
Speaker 5: When you take when you take damage, when you take damage,
then if this you take damage, then if this does
damage to you, you can choose to do it then.
Speaker 3: Okay, good to know.
Speaker 22: A thank you for being so.
Speaker 3: I mean it's what he wrote.
Speaker 18: Yeah right, I don't know if that was the intention
of the ability.
Speaker 3: I'm just your semantics here man.
Speaker 4: For we all get his ass, all right.
Speaker 2: It's so nice of you to be nice to us
using the ability you wrote in this hallway full of
a trap you made. I'm gonna make you, guys roll this.
Everybody rolled this concave.
Speaker 1: Okay, home, hold on, Pepper.
Speaker 3: God help me please.
Speaker 4: Oh twenty there are numbers between one and twenty carried.
Speaker 10: Come on baby day eleven from Lila.
Speaker 2: Oh no, Lilia.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: So going down the list, just to check a. Leona
got a five, abben Aro got an eight, Pepper got
a thirteen, Desmond got a fourteen, Lily got an eleven.
Lawrence got a twenty one and Scarn got a seventeen seventeen.
I went off mic and it turned off the That
means that Lilia, Desmond, Pepper, Hobbin Arrow, and Leona all fail. Uh,
so real quick, you guys, you guys, guys, you're poisoned.
Speaker 1: Logan, Oh you're me?
Speaker 3: Oh poisoned?
Speaker 1: Huh, Laurie you you're looking my do you have lesser
restoration today?
Speaker 3: Let me do a thing real quick to.
Speaker 4: Talk real nice to me. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Did I mention you're my favorite? Tiny child? I'm not really.
Speaker 4: I feel like you could be a lot nicer about it.
Like the thing is, I'm gonna I'm gonna get rid
of the poison because I'm not an asshole. But damn,
you don't need to many like factors onto the I'm
your favorite thing? Like damn, Wow, there were so many
conditions on that that was crazy. What you could have
just said that I'm cool, whatever, you.
Speaker 2: Are cool whatever, not yet not yet. We're not in
a we're not in a combat like action economy at the.
Speaker 4: Moment, Airy fair, I will hold off on back in.
Speaker 2: Uh, those of you who failed by five points or more,
which is Habanera Leyuna just them, No, Pepper, the DZ
was fifteen.
Speaker 4: Oh the sick I got compliments for nothing? Who wants
to kiss my ass?
Speaker 2: Those who failed by five or more are also sluggish
as long as they are poisoned. Sluggish is effectively the
effects of the slow spell, except for without the a
seed ring.
Speaker 3: It's the uh, the the.
Speaker 2: Limited action aspect of that. Habanero and Leyuna Leona.
Speaker 1: Not a good day, how buddy, Lena's got a lot
going on.
Speaker 9: They do.
Speaker 2: As you guys continue forward, you emerge from this rust
like gas Cathos, having burned one of his highest level
spell slots to teleport at the end of the Bagel
just kind of waves to you guys from the end,
just like, that's looking pretty bad. That's looking not good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we gotta help him out, dude.
Speaker 2: At least it's over now, he says. As you pass
by the third and final archway, large bronze blades emerge
from the walls surrounding you and begin spinning so quickly
let they let out a terrible vibrating crescendo of noise.
They begin radically moving along these predetermined groups in the wall.
For a second, You're like, ah, predictable movement. But then
the walls begin shifting and rotating, making the movement of
these blades nigh impossible to follow. There's going to be
one last dexterity saving throw unless people tell me if
they do anything else contextually to avoid this.
Speaker 3: Spinny blades. Huh, spin blades.
Speaker 1: Get in my counter spinny blades spell counter blade, yeah,
counter blade? No? I oh I. I go through the
five forms of uh grief very quickly, five stages, The.
Speaker 2: Five forms of grief, The five forms of grief. That's
a different book. That's a different in the Narrato series,
sat in a style depressed butterfly jutsu for.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you, Oh dear.
Speaker 2: Well depression style on track passage of time.
Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get you all with a deck save everyone,
Please make this deck save play on an arrow Boom boom.
Speaker 1: Oh oh boy, oh boy, I can't see of us.
Speaker 9: I think this is how Lila dies.
Speaker 2: Lilia, did I drop poisoned on you? You shouldn't have
had poisoned?
Speaker 9: Well, then can I have my fucking nineteen?
Speaker 2: It was the yeah you can yeah that you you
earned it.
Speaker 8: I'm uh, I'm gonna burn my point of favor.
Speaker 2: To roll it again. Okay, let me hit you specifically
with it one more time. Boom, go ahead, Oh so
help me.
Speaker 1: I hope Bestius GUIDs my foot up is ass I
had to say something.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, okay, so on that one hoban Aro. So
the total roles are Lemon I got a nineteen, Hobbanaro
got a six, Pepper got a five, Lilya got uh.
They succeeded. I won't do the math, but they rolled
in nineteen. They got it. Desmond got a nine, Lawrence
got a five. Or sorry, Desmond got a nine. Rerolled
it into a twenty. Lawrence got a five. Scarn got
an eighteen, which means the people who failed are Lawrence, uh, Pepper,
it's everyone on Hobbanaro and did scarn not scarn. So
just those three so you three, Oh no, a little
bit more damage come in your way. I couldn't possibly
roll maximum on these days. Well it's not maximum, you
guys take another the b pil I just mentioned. Yes, Hobbanaro.
Just review Hobbanaro, Pepper and Lawrence. You take another seventeen
points of damage slashing.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, so the gas didn't do damage?
Speaker 2: Correct?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, so I takes seventeen damage in general.
Speaker 2: Okay, you take seventeen more points of slashing damage.
Speaker 4: I have seven.
Speaker 1: Oh oh oh, I accidentally put one hundred and seventy one.
Speaker 2: No, no, Pepper, did you take damage from the firs
at the stone because Hobby Arrow succeeded the first one? Okay,
those of you who failed by five or more, which
is Lawrence, Me, Pepper, and Hobbin Arrow, which is all
of you guys, you're also going to gain one point
of combat fatigue.
Speaker 1: Fucking thanks, I hate it. Yeah, off to fight mons.
Theis we go tweed Liddy Diddy.
Speaker 4: I have seven hnlfphoons left.
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ you Okay, I fucking root around my bag.
I don't even look behind me. I can just hear
the child coughing and spluttering.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's not better. I thought it would
be better up here.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, don't do things. A greater healing.
Speaker 2: Potion now you have that, but you're not gonna use
it yet.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Because you get to the end of the hallway, you
catch up with the giant Kapibara and the cleric what
teleported him. As you get to the end, he briefly
is like, well, that looks like it sucked. And as
he says that, you guys begin to hear movement. You
see this large, circular, almost ceremonial looking panel at the
end of this tunnel, the end of it being sealed
by the way, begins to light up and glow, and
you see two panels separate in the floor, and a
very large body of what appears to be a bear
like individual like this huge bear wearing armor made out
of bits of wire and metal begin to rise up.
I know immediately as soon as I did it, I
was like, I'm you see what looks to be a
metallic version.
Speaker 3: Of this.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's friendshaped logan. That's not a bad guy,
that's friend shaped, you think, so yeah, look at m
say the thing is gonna kill us nor shaved. That's
a big.
Speaker 9: Pop, So I can start simulating slurping sound.
Speaker 3: It opens up.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you see it without opening its mouth.
You hear this metallic voice echoing from it. You just
hear wires and gears and oil and fire burning free
and bright in the heart of this arkon warden of
the Lats Temple of Testamus. You who approaches this temple's
southwestern entrance. You have been recognized as an outsider, and
now shall fall at the hands of this warden and Betrius.
And it brings its arms out with a metallic clank.
You see on the floor around you. Four other handles,
these animated suits of armor rise up out of the
ground as I'm gonna put some stuff on a map
real fast, and you guys are gonna roll initiative here
in a second. Also, I'm gonna check.
Speaker 3: Out a button.
Speaker 2: I have works one sack, one sack, one sack, one sack.
We got a cool button. There's a cool little button.
You're all ready for my cool little button. There's a cool
little button initiative for those d Yeah, you should have
gotten a prompt initiative.
Speaker 3: I got.
Speaker 1: I'm smelting my dice again.
Speaker 3: God damn.
Speaker 1: It was an eight and a seven one way.
Speaker 7: Fuck me.
Speaker 1: Oh, don't would hop in you're a roll initiative logan.
Speaker 2: I rolled it for him?
Speaker 1: Oh perfect?
Speaker 9: What did he roll?
Speaker 1: Probably better than me?
Speaker 2: I mean, can you not see him? If you do
the combat tracker, He's like, you got a six.
Speaker 1: I I rolled better than him. Damn, I oh my god,
we're fucked good God. Okay, okay, love you, Logan, love you,
love you, Poopsy, good luck. Please don't kill us, Please
don't kill us.
Speaker 4: God damn please. Logan will kiss in your ass offos.
Speaker 2: Look you will hands back and fury like I don't.
Speaker 7: I can't, I.
Speaker 2: Can't tell the future.
Speaker 1: Logan, you're my favorite Canadian. I think you look really
really quite wonderful in the head I made. And uh,
the picture CARRY sent me of you guys is like
one of my favorite things and I look at it
and if you don't not kill us, I'm gonna put
my Logan charm in the fridge as punishment.
Speaker 4: I need you to know that. Like, since I moved in,
I've seen Maddie wore that hat every single day.
Speaker 1: He told me, He's like, I get so many compliments,
and I'm like, yeah, dude, that's all I want to hear.
That's crack cocaine to me.
Speaker 19: Sogan, You're my favorite Canadian named Logan la La, named
Lagan Leggy.
Speaker 2: I love these specific compliments.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So behind you, guys, the walls slam shut even closer
to you.
Speaker 3: About about here.
Speaker 2: You can see my little arrow across the map there
that slam shut as these automatons appear to be intent
on autom attacking.
Speaker 3: Don't need someone to laugh.
Speaker 2: At that, all right, you can just click on your
fine token thing.
Speaker 4: I did so. What happen was I was trying I
was trying to please. I was trying to resize the map,
and in doing so, I resized it above the window.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you share it will fix that for you, but.
Speaker 4: I know how do I center it again? That's better?
Thank you?
Speaker 2: Cool uh circa initiative. We're just gonna streamline into it.
Please remember that one if you give a potion to
another one and Desmond, you are up first with scard
on deck. As you begin this battle with a wall
that is behind you that you guys can hear the
rumbling of as it's slowly pushing forward. There are massive
soli like blades spinning on either side of this chunk
of the chamber.
Speaker 3: What do you do?
Speaker 8: It's favor of all over time.
Speaker 3: If I'm with that, that thing's real fun.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna move there.
Speaker 6: I'm targ a big chungus in this guy as.
Speaker 2: You target him, this massive mechanical replica of a large
bear man. I'm going to need to have you roll something,
all right, I need you to roll this saving throw.
Speaker 7: Eight.
Speaker 2: As you aim toward him, something in your mind informs
you that to shoot at him would be improper. You
feel like you do not wish to do violence against
this individual, even though your better instincts tell you that, no,
I gotta shoot that thing. As you aim your gun
at it, you feel so uncertain about doing so that
Let's see, it's not that you don't, but you are.
You become functionally frightened of it. Oh, I see right, Um,
you can shoot at it if you want to, but
you are now as you try to fire at it,
you are.
Speaker 3: You are frightened?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: Sorry, yes, yes, yes, sorry, No, I'm right, I'm right.
I correct myself in a reason. Go ahead, continue.
Speaker 7: So those two would be the ones targeted. I hit neither. Anyways,
you would have.
Speaker 2: Been able to target three things with that shot if
you wanted.
Speaker 3: To, so you could.
Speaker 6: I guess I would have had disadvantage. I moved there
to not have disadvantage.
Speaker 7: But I realized is that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, as soon as you targeted and did that save,
you became you became frightened.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm also poisoned.
Speaker 2: Ah, do you want to have chosen a third person
to fire the.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll try the other armor that's closed enough. Uh,
that would have been you.
Speaker 2: Okay, So you got a sixteen to ten and a sixteen.
Speaker 6: The only one that would hit any of them is
probably the last sixteen.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, maybe, so you're gonna commit to that one? Yeah, okay,
that one if you're not doing anything else to it.
As you fire, it does miss.
Speaker 8: That attack misses Okay, it's deesmin gotcha.
Speaker 2: At the end of your Turney, it should prock you
for a role against being poisoned. Did it?
Speaker 7: It did not?
Speaker 3: He did not.
Speaker 2: Please roll me a con.
Speaker 7: Save constitution saving throw seven.
Speaker 2: You remain poison and scard. It is now your turn.
Speaker 3: Good day.
Speaker 2: Do you know what an extra attack, Desmond?
Speaker 3: I do?
Speaker 2: So why do you only do one attack?
Speaker 7: For a moment?
Speaker 6: I believe that the fate revolver I could only use
that as an action.
Speaker 2: Oh no, it's would you you just take your first attack.
Speaker 7: I'm just gonna take another shot of this cow overnay.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, do that second attack? Still still a miss?
Speaker 3: If?
Speaker 13: All right?
Speaker 3: Scarn? Hello ah, yes, I'm over here. I'm going to
stand exactly in the middle taking the middle with you.
Speaker 15: And wait, my fate vote ability correct.
Speaker 2: You fire normal arrows made of.
Speaker 3: Lightning, made of lightning. Yeah, I'm going to go for
this guy, and let me.
Speaker 2: Fold the scar. Okay, fire attacking them thirty twenty. That
hits okay, fuck, come on, boy, jam you fire it
at them. It strikes them, It blasts them. Electricity hits
them in sears and singes their armor as one out
of their body seems to lock and seize up, as
if the electricity is distorting the magic that allows it
to animate. You do your damage, and you do it
in full.
Speaker 3: Interesting.
Speaker 5: Interesting, Let me do it again, do it again, Let
me do that again.
Speaker 7: I fired again.
Speaker 3: I hit a fire again. There's another twenty. Let me
hit him again.
Speaker 2: Fired, I hit him again.
Speaker 3: It's fourteen this time.
Speaker 2: All right, your second shot destroys that one.
Speaker 3: All right? Interesting about forty.
Speaker 15: Ish FLD somewhere around there and there somewhere something I
don't know, five plus I don't know. I'm gonna think
about that the next time I attack someone.
Speaker 20: Oh wait, that's now.
Speaker 2: Dragon said, sounds like a parody documentary. And we'll see
more when we return, which is now all right?
Speaker 15: Go ahead, all right, well, I'm gonna go for that
guy I don't like him.
Speaker 1: Die D.
Speaker 3: Twenty two that hits, all right? Cool? Is your blink?
Speaker 2: A twenty two that deals full twenty two damage?
Speaker 3: All right? And then I should have a second one
story right correct? Yes you do? Alright?
Speaker 15: So please oh fifteen to twenty four that hits and
uh can I get something out of this?
Speaker 3: A fourteen and he is dead? And he is dead?
Speaker 2: Two animated armor is gone. All right, sick, thanks away, Helia?
Speaker 13: Is that you? That's me?
Speaker 2: All right? Ad initiative count twenty. I'm going to roll
a D four three. The wall at the back end
of the room shifts and moves about fifteen feet up,
pushing forward. One of the animated armors is going to go.
The animated armor is going to look toward all of you.
It's going to move its full speed. It's going to
get to just beside Lilya. It begins buckling somewhat clumsily,
but it rushes toward you and Lilya. It's going to
make two slam attacks against you.
Speaker 4: Fucking dare you?
Speaker 2: Oh, Lilya? Here comes the first. It brings up its arm,
it strikes, it rolls a total of twelve and.
Speaker 3: It misses ooh.
Speaker 2: It then brings up its other one, clenches its fist,
tries to strike you, rolls in eighteen into a twenty
nineteen into a twenty three. This one hits you, Lily, Oh,
do you do anything about it?
Speaker 10: I was trying to see if I had a sound
effect for like like when Aaron when.
Speaker 4: You come in, there's a sound.
Speaker 9: That plays like that.
Speaker 4: Oh, I don't have my reaction. Samont had a turn yet.
Speaker 9: Right, yeah, that.
Speaker 2: You take minimum damage? You take three damage?
Speaker 3: Literally that sound.
Speaker 2: He rushes up. Clank clank clank, no squeak.
Speaker 3: Always wondered why does that happen?
Speaker 2: The engineers will be needing to recalibrate these things, says Obious,
watching them die die do three damage. Uh, it is
Bagel's turn. Bagel doesn't like that. Lilia just got bapped.
So Babelkapia Babel Universal Kapibara is going to make two
claw attacks against the animated armor that's next to it.
Reaches its claw up, strikes it down. Natural not natural, unnatural.
Twenty hits deals also did minimum damage four damage. Second
claw brings it up, tries to like push the two
halves of it apart, gets a thirteen and misses. He
then tries to bite it. He's gonna bite this little
tin can eighteen hits, mnumb numb rolls a one in
a two for a six.
Speaker 3: Bagels. Ain't gonnah, not.
Speaker 2: Too much of anything. I'm gonna be real, Lily, it's
your turn. Pepper.
Speaker 10: You're on deck Alrighty's looking getting a good look you
lou around.
Speaker 9: I think you Actually, this is right in front of me.
Speaker 10: So if I try to leave, it'll probably like attack
of opportunity or something.
Speaker 11: Maybe.
Speaker 4: So then the guy yet he doesn't maybe he doesn't
have reaction.
Speaker 2: If you're not, you have a reaction at the start
of combat. You don't need to wait for your first time.
Speaker 4: Oh so I could have silvery barbs just then when
you could have That's what I was asking.
Speaker 5: You.
Speaker 7: Surprised you could use it.
Speaker 2: I didn't hear you ask that.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I was like, I haven't had a turn yet,
so I can't use my reaction. And then I got nothing.
Speaker 7: I didn't even hear it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 23: Start, I think I'm just gonna we're gonna, we're gonna,
we're gonna, we're gonna bank bank this guy, this Animated
armor bok to a hecking bonking O.
Speaker 9: Uh we twelve or twenty.
Speaker 2: It looks like you were targeting two of them. Oh
those are where? Those are both of your attacks? Is
what you just did?
Speaker 9: I I don't know to die rolled for some reason?
Speaker 2: Ah? Y, you rolled twice. The first one was a
natural one, which was a miss. But if we just
say those are both of your attacks, the second one
the twenty hit.
Speaker 4: All right, you can walk and numbers between one and twenty.
Speaker 9: Let's go and nice is six?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Man, so bad today?
Speaker 19: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You do six damage.
Speaker 9: I'm just gonna come out with dagger.
Speaker 11: No, I don't nice me.
Speaker 2: Alrighty Pepper, it's your turn. Lena's on deck. I didn't
drop Leuona on the.
Speaker 1: This is bad news.
Speaker 22: Bears.
Speaker 1: Umm, absolutely well, thank god. I have lots of spells.
Ah all casttngering vortex?
Speaker 3: Where are you going to cast it?
Speaker 1: A hundred twenty feet from me? So? How close is
this stinker?
Speaker 2: Could you share it?
Speaker 1: Like it? Yeah? Okay, I would love to put it
over by Animated Armor twenty two. Oh happy to be bad? Yeah?
Uh yeah, actually I never said the previous thing. Animated
Armor fifteen please oh thank you. Just make sure not
to hit Lilia.
Speaker 2: Bye, you make sure not to hit Lila. You're doing it.
Speaker 1: Have I declare I am not hitting Lila.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: The the yokai starts to form and reach its claw
over to Lily, and I go, hey, ah.
Speaker 2: Make that, make that armor, make a charisma saving throw.
I will, and then also put the effect on yourself
that says you're concentrating on this spell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I will.
Speaker 2: The armor makes it save. It rolls a lower than fourteen.
Well here's the thing. It rolls in eighteen result of thirteen.
Speaker 1: That's even better. Why why are you so gorgeous? Let
me do damage?
Speaker 4: Got them?
Speaker 3: Give me a second, I need to reset Fantasy grounds.
Speaker 2: Sure, jump out and in twenty two damblage.
Speaker 3: You do so.
Speaker 2: It takes none of it. It does not seem bothered
by the turbellion of yokai that have emerged and are
sweeping around it. It seems entirely unaffected by this spell.
Speaker 1: I scream. I scream very angrily. Well, my God Jesus
J K. Eldridge blast with stinging spell.
Speaker 7: Yeah, go for it.
Speaker 1: Do I still get my two blasts?
Speaker 13: Yep?
Speaker 1: God, damn. I love warlocks Okay, I get it now,
I get it. I get it.
Speaker 2: Warlocks because you disadvantaged.
Speaker 1: You missed sixteen hit ah, sorry bro, come on, peb
come on, have a stebba off pass. That's my turn.
I didn't. I did a lot, but uh A sixteen
and a twelve, both of them absolutely with it. I
turned around.
Speaker 2: List we got to accommodate.
Speaker 1: I say, eat your dirt, take your meds, drink that
fucking motion.
Speaker 4: Okay, that was my plan.
Speaker 2: The other animated armor is going to go.
Speaker 1: And I start making like like, what are you. I'm
trying to be a horse girl about it. I'm encouraging
her take flight.
Speaker 2: Javegnaro will do so when it gets to his turn.
The sand made armor is going to rush up on
Cathos as soon as Cathos, who's just kind of looking
around from on top of the kapy bar like, sees
it coming. He looks away for a second, then double
takes with a more serious look at his face like
and he starts kicking the sides of bagel just like
a horse will.
Speaker 3: Come on trying to move.
Speaker 2: Come on, come on, come on, as this thing runs
up on him, It's gonna go for two attacks, one
of them's gonna be on Cathos. It misses the Cathos attack,
it rolls a seven. It's then going to go for
an attack again on Cathos. This one is gonna be
a twenty and that's gonna hit as it reaches up
and it punches him, dealing a total of four damage
as he's hit, and she's like, oh nasty, okay, he
sort of just falls down on top of it. Lana
is gonna roll over there. She's gonna pull out a
short sword, gonna make two attacks, but three attacks with
a short sword attack the first he is poisoned. Oh yes, uh, Pepper, yes,
could you roll me a constitution say for the end
of your turn to see if you are still poisoned? Oh?
Speaker 1: I sure, I sure will. My constitution doesn't always have to.
Speaker 3: Be poison Sure does you bet it is?
Speaker 8: Can't I make a charismas eve against the.
Speaker 1: Can I make a cute sting? Do I do it?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 1: Do I do it?
Speaker 3: The DCS fifteen?
Speaker 7: Sorry, buddy.
Speaker 2: Lena goes for their attack. They roll a seventeen and
they miss. They're going to go for a second attack.
Speaker 1: I think this is trying to tell us.
Speaker 2: They roll eleven and they miss. They're gonna go for
a third attack. They fired and they missed with another level.
With their strength weakened from the poison, that it's causing
their blows to not find as much purchase as they
more normally would, they are not able to dig their
blades into the armored hide of these things. How an
arrow is going to go? Where do you want? What
do you want how an arrow to do? It's really
your choice? Oh hiccops, good.
Speaker 1: Up?
Speaker 4: But also.
Speaker 1: Where do you want to go?
Speaker 21: Lori?
Speaker 4: You're asking me?
Speaker 1: This is your so.
Speaker 4: I okay, So my plan is I wanna I want
to help you not be poisoned, and I want to
help Desmond not be poisoned. So I want to go.
Speaker 11: Oh my god, Okay, it's okay.
Speaker 1: I've got range spells, baby, don't worry.
Speaker 2: As as you fly over there with both of you
in tow being generous by the way, as you guys
go over there, I am going to target both of
you with a saving throw.
Speaker 1: Oh piss okay.
Speaker 2: Indeed, by both of you, I mean all three of you,
And you know what I'm actually gonna I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 4: I kill this griffin again. I swear of good.
Speaker 1: As long as you don't cast a spell that lights
it on fire, I'm sure will be good.
Speaker 4: It wasn't fire, Jesus Christ. The boys are trying to
back there.
Speaker 7: Holy fu.
Speaker 4: Sorry building a dresser mid fight.
Speaker 2: So the three of you are going to make.
Speaker 1: Okay charisma okay, yeah, with the steps, so.
Speaker 2: You guys succeed. As you go toward it, you feel
this aura of pacification, watch over wash over you. However,
Habanero is not so low and I need to quickly
because of because of where this takes effect, Hobanaro finds
himself unwilling to move any further from than here, as
he is frightened. Oh that shouldn't have gone on all
of you, Pepper and Lawrence. That shouldn't be on you.
Hold on Pepper, Pepper and talk to me. It appears
to be unwilling to further engage and move toward the ARCon.
Speaker 1: Is this close enough? Well it's gonna have to be.
That's who Am I to tell the bird to fly?
Speaker 3: It's master? Literally?
Speaker 2: Well, so that's gonna be hob an arrow. Do you
want to have an arrow to land before doing anything else?
Speaker 1: Are you trying to cast cure wounds or what do
you well, I wouldn't.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna move you guys.
Speaker 7: We know that you're on.
Speaker 4: I want to let you and Desmond and now possibly
have an arrow.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be real. I'm gonna be real. I assume
you're casting a ranged spell and you have seven hit points.
We are not landed me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, sure, I mean I was gonna take that potion.
Was gonna be the first time I was gonna do.
Speaker 1: Sure, good, we'll land after doing dragon tactics here. I've
read it in a book or something.
Speaker 2: Hobbanaro is going to make a save against being poisoned
and succeed and is no longer poison fucking or sluggish,
which it also was important to note. Yeah, Pepper, No, okay.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it's who is sluggish and poisonous.
Speaker 3: So the ARCon.
Speaker 1: I also have a joint of combat. I have a
point of combat fatigue that I know.
Speaker 2: Yes, the ARCon, this large creature, this massive, this twelve
foot tall bear wearing armor made of metal, is going
to stomp toward all of you despite being in the air.
It is high enough up that it can attack Hobanaro,
a tall man is a tall man.
Speaker 4: God James Tall met you on what the.
Speaker 3: I'm on the side of the tall.
Speaker 1: Bit and you align yourself with us, all right?
Speaker 2: And you know what as he moves forward.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're about to get the fury of the Smalls.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you he's gonna only get about this far.
He's not gonna get all up on you. However, as
he puts his as he moves toward you, he brings
up his fists. He slams them together in front of him,
and you see him chanting something in a language that
you vaguely like find to be celestial.
Speaker 7: You just hear me.
Speaker 2: As he pulls his hands apart, this ring of energy
that looks like a little gate appears between them. He
opens his hands, crushes it between them, and then moves
his hands forwards as if to scatter it. And he
is going to target. He's going to target. I want
a D one hundred roll for Scarn and for Hobbinaro,
so both. But I want Pepper roll me to you
one hundred, Scarn rolled me at you one hundred, and
whoever gets higher is going to be targeted by this.
Speaker 1: Well, it's gonna be may It's gonna be may Disco.
Don't worry, fear not everyone. I am just an idiot.
Speaker 3: I thought I was one third of a chance.
Speaker 2: I am now going to roll my own D four
to determine if this is going to go at Pepper
or Hobinaro.
Speaker 1: One third is a third when you're fine?
Speaker 2: Oh God, As he puts his hands toward you, I
need you as you feel magic wash over you. As
he puts his hands forward, there's just this ring of
energy that fires toward you, streaks past you, ignores everything
else around you, and as it passes over you, you become
like gray toned and I need you to make this
charisma saving throw.
Speaker 3: Okay, riz check, she.
Speaker 4: Got the riff. It's contract.
Speaker 1: No, I'm sticking out my for the rizzler.
Speaker 3: You succeed.
Speaker 4: Oh thank god?
Speaker 2: Yes? Why why did you have advantage?
Speaker 1: I don't know do I? Oh? Does the the fucking.
Speaker 2: Oh the scab gives you advantage on magical? Okay, so
you are not banished.
Speaker 1: I knew what I was gonna do. That.
Speaker 4: Wow, that could have been.
Speaker 2: Congrats. Not that it does. However, it is However, because
the unique nature of this one, it's going to make
a single bite attack as it reaches up and grabs
Hobb and Naro pulls it down, slightly, opens its metallic
jaw and attempts to bite down on them. It goes
for a single bite.
Speaker 3: Mm and it hits.
Speaker 2: You know, fucking making transformer sounds over there, fucking does
its bite Hobbannaro takes nineteen points of damage. But this
would normally grap it. But it is not a medium creature.
It is large. So as it bites it, the it
lets out a squawk. And that is the turn of
this thing. Lawrence, your turn. Your tokens there, but you're
you're on the bird.
Speaker 4: I'm on the bird, okay. Me and Pepper are on
the board. Work yeskay, we're burding.
Speaker 1: We're doing the bird, not doing. I'm done, worry.
Speaker 4: I don't believe it will take your drink, okay, I
want to drink the potion that gave me. It's not
in my consumables, it's.
Speaker 1: It's in the party sheet.
Speaker 4: Oh it's party sheet.
Speaker 2: And just if you want, you can just roll the
amount it would heal you and.
Speaker 4: Then yeah, cool, let me see.
Speaker 2: It's greater healing, right.
Speaker 4: Yes, greater healing, yeah, yes.
Speaker 2: Roll forty four plus four.
Speaker 4: Can I just like drag it on. Oh it's gone forty.
Speaker 2: Just roll forty four plus.
Speaker 24: Four okay, okay, that's okay, and can.
Speaker 2: Give yourself back thirteen hip points. That's your bonus acual.
You should have twenty now, you step twenty now?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I did it?
Speaker 2: Do you have twenty four?
Speaker 3: You step have twenty now?
Speaker 4: Oh you're right. I'm so sorry, pilate. Wait wait wait.
Speaker 2: That's forty two. You should have twenty now.
Speaker 26: Okay, I typed the two for twenty.
Speaker 4: Looked in calm down twenty god, okay, fucking shit.
Speaker 6: Actually, the incantation every time you say you should have
twenty now, they're HP doubles.
Speaker 2: That's a BoNT affection.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm twenty now, should be twenty.
Speaker 4: Okay, good to see you know, just so I know. Okay, awesome,
now I knowed sick.
Speaker 1: I got you. I don't need to you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: No, we don't want to like say it too much,
but it's what I want to know. No, I just figure, okay, uh,
heef is right there. So I'm gonna lesser restoration dump
at so that she is no longer plays hand.
Speaker 1: Alrighty, I am no longer poisoned.
Speaker 4: You're welcome. How close are we to the warden the boy?
We're not within melee range.
Speaker 9: Right we are.
Speaker 2: You're on the griffin and it's ten feet tall, gryffins,
ten feed up.
Speaker 3: On core action, real duncan distance.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's duncan distance, bitch, and I'm gonna melee attack this.
Remember this, yo, fuck it, Brandon. I have a story
for you later. Don't worry, I'll tell you anyh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get stories later. Lordy Laurie, Lordy, Lordy Laurie.
Speaker 4: Five does not hte this majestic creature.
Speaker 1: This majestic giant tender.
Speaker 4: So I used my bonus action to drink the potion
and yep, I die think I'm done. I think, yep,
that's that's.
Speaker 2: LORI alrighty Cathos is turn Cathos is going to do
an old, an old favorite. He's gonna do the old
scorching ray.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, wait.
Speaker 2: Hey, you're gonna do it at third level. So he
gets a bunch of them. He's gonna do two rays
on this armor here. Should be targeting them, No, he's not.
He's gonna scoot to the other Oh, I've linked them somehow, Okay,
fucking He's gonna scoot to the other end of the
gaby Bara. Then he's going to fire at them. The
first attack is a sixteen into a twenty two, which hits,
so he fires damage. He hits it. It deals a
total of four damage to it. He fires his second
of four rays toward it. He gets a nineteen into
twenty five which also hits it. He fires. He does
a total of seven damage to it. Disgrunt. He continues
firing his scorching rays. He shoots his third one thirteen
into a nineteen, which also hits. He rolls again, just fires,
hitting this thing. It's not really moving much. It takes
another four damage and he's going to do one final
scorching ray twenty three hit nine damage. Cathos look disappointed.
Speaker 4: Ah, this is what he gets for doubting Layuna, motherfucker.
Speaker 2: Hitting Desmond. It is your turn, Scarn. You're on deck,
so like.
Speaker 6: Some people came before us, and uh, we're here to
stop them, So you could stop trying to kill us
whenever you'd like, And I'm gonna shoot him Ace.
Speaker 2: You turn toward it and you fire at it. Are
you doing your fate thing? You're got to target multiple
people once.
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's two within range, I think, okay, said target
ball of them, favorite, don't strike.
Speaker 7: Make sure my distance is on there?
Speaker 8: Nice sneaky in that other mastard on range?
Speaker 7: He said, just within range? Sweet, I can turn it all.
Speaker 8: Three twenty three is the one I'll lock in.
Speaker 2: Okay, that is the one that is on the Arkhan.
So we'll get rid of this one on him.
Speaker 7: Okay, fire away.
Speaker 2: As you shoot at him, it's large metallic body turns
and it just lets out a Abitrius is charged with
guarding this entrance. The context of what I do is unimportant.
Speaker 7: I feel like context is frequently important.
Speaker 2: You shall not pass contact. Are very like dam shooting
him again?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I shot him again?
Speaker 2: I am so that is a miss. What's going on?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Weirdly enough?
Speaker 5: I don't know why Fantasy Grinds is doing funny and
this program does nothing, but it has seventy five percent
of my GPU right now?
Speaker 7: What the fu?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Oh like that?
Speaker 2: So I'm like what you're doing because usually doesn't do that?
Speaker 3: Yeah done?
Speaker 2: Okay, alrighty oh, I accidentally deleted the thing earlier.
Speaker 7: Oh like a con, I haven't saying on my turn
it should.
Speaker 2: Let's see if it makes it automatically. Hopefully it's programmed
right now?
Speaker 3: Did you do it?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 3: Okay, make that save.
Speaker 7: Failure too.
Speaker 2: Alright, Scart, it's your turn.
Speaker 3: Okay, Daniel is on tech.
Speaker 5: Uh, I'm gonna throw arrows at this guy just with
his hand. Yeah, yeah, this is totally throwing it with
my hand. Ha ha.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty two hit attack dead.
Speaker 2: He's several scorch where a bang bang bang bang. Why
won't you Lightning bolt strikes are on the side. It dies.
Speaker 3: Mm hmmmmmmmmm. And I'm gonna go for the other one.
Go ahead. Who fourteen to twenty three hits one and
only did ten.
Speaker 2: It takes ten damage.
Speaker 3: Nice. Nice, seems pretty cool.
Speaker 1: I'll take that, all right, Delus.
Speaker 3: That'll be it for me at least, all right.
Speaker 2: Animated number fifteen is going to go now. It's going
to attack Lily again as it is adjacent to them. However,
it's going to approach it slightly differently, Lily. It's going
to attempt to knock you down first. I'd like you
to roll me acrobatics or athletics back.
Speaker 9: Let's do acrobatic all right.
Speaker 2: You're looking to be to nineteen.
Speaker 9: Eighteen.
Speaker 2: Oh it knocks you prone okay, reaches out, pushes you
to the ground, strikes you, knocks you over. It's then
going to use its other attack to raise up its
hand and strike you while you are down. Goes for
an attack, biffs those rolls. It misses despite its advantage,
thank god. And then Bagel goes. Lily is on deck.
Bagels going to attempt to bite this one just right off,
just reaches over big old nashers. It's going to miss
its first attack. It bites it, and then it recoils
as though it hurt its teeth trying to do so.
Then swipes it at it with a claw gnat ones
and then it gets an nineteen Yeah, and heals maximum damage.
Speaker 3: Who deals nine?
Speaker 2: Or actually not maximum damage, but it does destroy it. Then, oh,
I forgot to do my little roll. Hold on, I'm
going to roll a D for me. Three. The wall
behind you, guys that is moving toward you, continues to
move another fifteen feet. Lilia, it is your turn, Pepper,
you are on deck.
Speaker 1: Thank you on deck?
Speaker 10: Okay, all I have a little thing says you are prone.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's because you use halfy movement to stand up.
Speaker 9: Stand up, d stand up okay, that used half of
my movement.
Speaker 2: Okay, which means you have you normally what do you have?
Speaker 3: You have like forty feet something of that. I think
so normally.
Speaker 9: Forty there's thirty on top.
Speaker 2: For some reason, that's what you have because your speed
was reduced by the spikes. Yeah, so you now have
fifteen feet of movement.
Speaker 9: Okay, let me just see how much that is. That's
not a lot. Okay, good to know. Let me just see.
I'm gonna just see.
Speaker 27: Got this, I believe you d uhh.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's not a good idea to thunderous leap over there. Unfortunately,
what it'll be mine, it'll hurt equal.
Speaker 10: All right, we're gonna we're just gonna move the fifteen feet.
Speaker 3: Oh, there it is.
Speaker 9: I think that's gonna be me for now.
Speaker 7: You move.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you wanted to, you could use your
action to dash. So if you want to move further.
Speaker 9: How far does it do I dash?
Speaker 7: If I do that, you're moving again.
Speaker 2: So you got the thirty feet.
Speaker 9: Uh uh.
Speaker 7: Uh uh.
Speaker 9: Let's actually bonus action.
Speaker 10: If I use my bonus action, that doesn't use up
my my I could still use a dash, right, yeah, okay,
I'm gonna I'm gonna although.
Speaker 2: Before we get too far in, I'm gonna check are
you within thirty feet of him? Just on the edge? Okay,
you need to make a save against his aura pacification
one second?
Speaker 9: Is that what frightens? Yes, that doesn't work on Lilia.
Speaker 2: You can't be frightened. Ha ha.
Speaker 10: Do you.
Speaker 9: So before?
Speaker 10: But before I do that, I'm gonna I'm gonna give
a whilum bond to Leona. And then and then we
are gonna hemp him dash over.
Speaker 9: Over two things.
Speaker 10: And yeah, I'm pretty sure she can't be she can't
be fingied.
Speaker 2: Let me love one more time though would from brave soul.
Speaker 10: Yeah, so advantage I think saving though made to resist
or stop being frightened.
Speaker 2: So you and then also if you if you fail,
you can use your reaction to roll a D six
and add it to it. So you are gonna make it,
but you will have advantage. Okay, so you will put
you back there because you might end up stuck back there,
in which case you want have dashed so you could
still cast a spell or whatnot. But let's handle thing
the one thing at a time. Do this, make sure
you hit advantage. Then roll that.
Speaker 18: You are fine, okay, here over the all right, and
I gotcha.
Speaker 2: All right, Pepper, it is your turn. Lena's on deck,
followed by Hub and Naro.
Speaker 1: All right, hmmm mm hmmmm hm hm and we're we're okay.
I'm gonna move my hungering vortex. I can move it
thirty feet, I assume, m hmmm. I'm gonna make it
start making its way at least. Yeah, I'm gonna use
my bonus action to do that, to move it, start
moving it towards the arch arch on ARCon archon ARCon.
And I gotta without without swallowing up cathos in bagel,
just skirting around them.
Speaker 2: Okay, So bonus action moving at thirty feet, So that's
like if you want to move it so it doesn't
get them, you'll have to do like like that works
that Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then for I'm concentrating on that, What else can
I do? Do I have anything?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 1: It says termed person. Isn't concentration? Is that accurate?
Speaker 3: I mean check? Yeah?
Speaker 1: No you know what wait no, no, I'm not going
to do that either. I was about to attempt to.
Speaker 2: If you try to charm someone you're fighting, they'll have advantage.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not doing that. I think I'm just.
Speaker 2: Also not a human order. Oh yeah, you may notice
he is a bearman that is also a machine man.
Speaker 1: O well, Eldridge blast how that works? Fifteen?
Speaker 2: He you're fifteen? I didn't mean to drop that. Fifteen
is a miss.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank god, I have another one?
Speaker 22: What twenty two?
Speaker 2: That's a hit?
Speaker 4: Shit, come home?
Speaker 2: Eight damage you do eight? Dammit?
Speaker 1: Yeah? That is yeah, that's everything I can do. I
can't react.
Speaker 2: I used myri all right, Leyon is gonna go. Leyone
should have rolled against the poison last round, so I'm
gonna do that retroactively now boom Leyona succeeded last turn
against the poison, so let's get rid of that.
Speaker 4: Hell yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: Also, they made too many attacks last time because there
were luggish Well, good thing they didn't hit with any
of them. They are going to stay where they are.
They're going to move away from the vortex. They're going
to see that you're doing that. They're going to be like, nope, okay,
Yokai Storm coming in hot on the left. They're gonna roll.
They're going to take out their rifle and they're going
to make two attacks with it. They're going to fire
the first attack toward the Arkhan. They shoot at it,
they get ain't not twenty It takes thirty one points
of damage, sadly reduced down to nothing aw come because
it is non magical.
Speaker 13: Fuck.
Speaker 2: You are all distinctly aware as of that hitting it,
that that should have left a big hole in this thing.
You get the sense that it's not going to be
able to non magical weapons will not be able to
hurt it. Given that they are going to. Oh, they
don't want to do that.
Speaker 3: They don't want to.
Speaker 2: Don't want to use their last magic bullet. They're gonna.
Speaker 3: Do nothing.
Speaker 2: They're not gonna waste demo. They fire added it hits,
it does the crit nothing comes of it. Hobb In
Arrow's turn. But hobb An arrow is going after roll
against the Aura of Pacification because it started its turn
within that range. So I'll do that real quick. Boom boom.
It is still frightened.
Speaker 8: No U.
Speaker 2: Hmm, but do.
Speaker 1: It's the lory feeling antsy does he want to get
up of Holvinio?
Speaker 4: I mean I want to help Desmond, so I wouldn't
mind car, Like I appreciate you keeping me safe, but
like yeah, I kind of want to go down and
help Desmond and then maybe jump back on if that's.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, or.
Speaker 4: It's the first time you've ever been nice to me.
Speaker 2: Get stuck in the bucks, you off flies.
Speaker 4: Back under the bottom bucks, me off eats me flies
a hole.
Speaker 1: Like basically Ruler is and we'll land and let Laurie
get off and that will be it's turned.
Speaker 2: I mean, it can just land. It can still attack
if it wants to. Yeah, really, yeah, I'll do is land. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I forgot that it can attack while it's frightened.
Speaker 4: It's not my turn, so I have to wait.
Speaker 2: It is going to make its attacks. It rolls a
nineteen for the first hit, although.
Speaker 1: Oh it's non magic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it goes to bite into it, it finds no purchase.
Speaker 1: Can it attempt to grapple?
Speaker 2: How you can use this other attack to try to
grapple or shove it if you want to.
Speaker 1: Oh ooh, I.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't shove because its turn is like next and it'll
just get back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's grapple. Let's grapple.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's going to roll a tell you why why
don't you roll this? Roll me A plus four for
its athletics. Check and this thing will roll. Uh, it's
athletics right back.
Speaker 1: I put four, okay, the twenty. Don't do me wrong
or I'm smelting you. You did me dirty.
Speaker 2: It also probably we would have had disadvantaged as well
because it's frightened, so it especially wouldn't have succeeded. So
it's turn. Oh god, I begrious remains strong. This gate
will not be pasted, and it is going to.
Speaker 4: Uh is im begrious?
Speaker 1: You?
Speaker 4: Yes, okay, I'm double checking.
Speaker 2: You also get the sense when it talks that these
messages almost feel pre recorded. Uh, as it's it is
going to punch a Desmond with its claw, it.
Speaker 4: Hits silver barbs.
Speaker 3: It might not hit it hit fuck. Who do you
give advantage to Desmond?
Speaker 2: Desmond? As it strikes at you with its claw, remember
that you have advantage. You were going to take sixteen
points of slashing damage as it cuts into you and
is going to use its bite.
Speaker 9: Then on.
Speaker 3: Pepper, huh no, not the payble or.
Speaker 2: That is a miss. Then it's other claw. Then it's
other claw on Lawrence Lawrence that hits.
Speaker 4: Oh no, yep, and I've already used my burg So if.
Speaker 2: Lawrence you take seventeen going some damage. Christ is this
massive half of you sized claws you?
Speaker 13: Oh it?
Speaker 4: I went through it went through normand I thought I
had to put it here.
Speaker 2: No fuck, before this attack. Three. Yeah, that's because before
this attack, you should have been at twenty.
Speaker 4: Oh wait, I was supposed to be at twenty.
Speaker 3: You were supposed to be at twenty.
Speaker 2: Now you're at Now you're at three.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, okay, okay, here we figured it out.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: It then as after it goes for the strike, its
body shimmers very briefly with this radiant angelic hue, and
it reappears over here between Laurents. It is now your turn.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm souper down and less. You're restorationing, my boy, Desmond,
you don't be okay, you.
Speaker 2: Gonna run over there? Yes, okay. As you begin your turn,
you know you already succeeded, so you're good.
Speaker 4: Here, go ahead, Yeah, I just do it.
Speaker 13: Well.
Speaker 2: I was concerned with its aura, but you succeeded against
it once, which means you're immune to it.
Speaker 4: Oh awesome, okay, cool, yeah, okay, Desmond, get the fuck
out of this weird thing that's making you not.
Speaker 8: Okay, it's the gas from earlier. It's fine and I'll
go away probably.
Speaker 4: Okay, but I only have like one more of these
in me?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 8: Sorry?
Speaker 2: Could I could? I I might have misunderstood who are
you putting the who you are you running up to?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: I don't know why I thought I hurt Scarne's fine.
I thought I heard Scarne.
Speaker 3: I don't to tell you, man, how are you good here?
Speaker 2: So you're lesser restoration them?
Speaker 4: Sorry I went I went to the wrong person. This
is really awkward.
Speaker 2: You're less restoration them?
Speaker 4: Yes, I am okay.
Speaker 2: Poisoned is gone?
Speaker 7: Y okay?
Speaker 4: Can I hop back on Hobner?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 4: Awesomelec and we're done.
Speaker 2: All right. Cathos is going to go. Cathos is going
to see that thing teleport and Cathos is going to
make a religion check. He briefly disappeared again. He looks
towards the thing. He's like, this automaton looks weirdly like,
oh no, and he seems to he kicks Bagel and
he like has Bagel back up a little bit as
he seems to not want to go near it. He
is going to cast all my I'm trying to rationalize
him casting greater visibility on Bagel specifically, and then just
riding the giant of his book heavy bar.
Speaker 3: But he's not gonna do it.
Speaker 2: He's going to turn in such a way that he
can fire a lightning bolt. As he seems immediately alarmed
that this thing is here. He's going to fire a
lightning bolt. Ba doom. It is going to take half
at almost twenty as he turns and he fires a
bolt of lightning through it.
Speaker 13: It takes.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to have that as it takes no damage. Scarn.
You see the lightning hit it and the lightning does nothing. Desmond.
It is now your.
Speaker 7: Turn, am I am? I still frightened at this distance.
Speaker 2: Uh, you would begin your turn within thirty feet of it.
So I'm going to have you make the save because
your turn began real quick. Here it comes here, it
is there, it goes here, it is it's coming. It
hasn't he landed yet. There it is. Go ahead, make this.
Speaker 7: Already. Oh advantage for silvery bar.
Speaker 6: No oh, alright, So that poison probably wasn't actually much
an issue right now, because it's still a disadvantage.
Speaker 3: You had a.
Speaker 7: Mean you got it.
Speaker 3: I got there in the end bullet.
Speaker 8: H eighteen hits favorite target.
Speaker 3: You're my favorite thing to kill.
Speaker 7: And uh, murder dead, murder, did kill? I put that
on him, right, I think so?
Speaker 6: I think so yeah, And then perish with your face
and your stuff and your over there with your shirt
standing there with your medal.
Speaker 2: Got him, you hit him, you deal twenty damage.
Speaker 8: Sweet magic gun, magic gun.
Speaker 6: That's three shots. So I've got that's four shots. I've
got two shots left.
Speaker 7: Bang.
Speaker 6: Oh, that's that's disappointing. I mean twenties I've had that
I haven't had.
Speaker 3: That's seventeen misses.
Speaker 8: All right, so it's eighteen by the way.
Speaker 7: Over, I'm still scared. So I can't get closed there. Oh,
I will go one thing away, a.
Speaker 8: Little bit distance, a little bit, a little step back,
a little smidge, a little little desmond backflip hell yet,
and then after I do that, I'll uh let me turn.
Speaker 28: All right, bum bum bum bum all right, packing next
turn scar and you're up, assuming your computer's not exploding.
Speaker 3: No, it's fine, just fantasy grounds being fantasy grounds. What
am I needing to do?
Speaker 15: This guy I can't hurt with my Stop stop showing
that this guy I can't hurt with my stuff.
Speaker 3: So I'm gonna move. That's too far.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, krn eh, real quick, because you're starting within
thirty feet of it.
Speaker 3: Fuck yeah fuck oh I need you to.
Speaker 2: Make this charistmas as riz check.
Speaker 3: I did not have enough, Riz.
Speaker 2: You are frightened.
Speaker 4: Fucking gone.
Speaker 15: Alright, I'm moving then. I was going to move away
from this thing anyway.
Speaker 3: So do you move away?
Speaker 2: It is going to take a reaction. It's going to
swing at you.
Speaker 13: Stone.
Speaker 2: It's going to swing at you with its bite, stones endurance,
and it's going to hit rolling the stones endurance to
see what the damage is brought down by?
Speaker 3: What do I do?
Speaker 7: Twelve?
Speaker 3: That's what it was, the one with a twelve on it.
Oh you want it to be a ten? So bad?
It's pretty good. It's not bad.
Speaker 7: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2: Let's just go ahead and make that. So two things
are going to happen here. Uh oh yeah, I know
you should be skilled.
Speaker 3: You should always am.
Speaker 2: First thing is you're going to take the bite damage,
which is going to be reduced by a total of ten.
Speaker 3: You take six.
Speaker 2: Then, because you're a medium sized creature and it bit you.
I need to make this dexterity saving.
Speaker 3: Throw dex Dave twenty seven.
Speaker 2: You are not immediately grappled and restrained as it bites you,
but you get away, you move away from it. You
are good. Just so you know. Because of the lightning thing,
you can use normal arrows for the bow. You don't
have to use lightning. But the extra D ten is lightning.
M So do you want to switch over to normal?
Speaker 15: I would switch over to normal, but didn't We say
we can't use anything because it won't hurt it without magic.
Speaker 2: It is that bow is magic, normal bow. Oh, the
folding sky you can use like normal arrows for folding sky.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, so it's still is magic.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, I'm just letting just making shoot me just
before you do that, just before you make sure. I
gotta make sure I put the boom, all right, and
go ahead and do it.
Speaker 15: Mishable seventeen drop the second thirteen alright, seventeen misses unless.
Speaker 3: Yes, wait wait unless unless you advance overwhelming that overwhelmingly.
I hear a here, a young boy.
Speaker 4: I was gonna say, I'm trying to figure.
Speaker 3: About us about suppress the button.
Speaker 4: But what I'm trying to figure out, which is a
leap of faith that will let me give the boy. No,
it's inspiring sting right, yeah, you can read it.
Speaker 29: I'm trying to so many fucking christ m Yeah, inspiring sting, inspiring.
Speaker 2: Sting for the boy, which lets you add your bart
of conspiration. So use inspiring sting tip take off use
the bar of conspiration. I'm gonna be real with you.
It doesn't matter what you rolling.
Speaker 4: Is the one where if they if it doesn't succeed,
I don't use it.
Speaker 2: If I'm about to finish my statement, it doesn't matter
what you roll, it will make it hit.
Speaker 3: So he will succeed.
Speaker 2: Okay, because he rolled one under its ac Let's go
so as I said, give of inspiring sting, take off
a bartic inspiration as well, and then go ahead and
roll your damage.
Speaker 4: You're welcome, bitch.
Speaker 3: No lightning though, no light lightning.
Speaker 2: It should have done magic.
Speaker 3: Why didn't it do magic?
Speaker 8: Piercing the time is still lightning.
Speaker 2: No one of them is piercing.
Speaker 5: One of the things that is piercing. I mean it
did one piercing one lightning. I mean so yeah, so
the piercing said, it's.
Speaker 2: A piercing damage. I can just do it manually. The
piercing would have been five plus six, so that would
have been yeah, eleven, it'll take eleven. Lemon, Carrie, did
you take a game your bartic inspirations?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Why didn't I?
Speaker 4: I mean I checked it. I just changed the Okay.
Speaker 2: I only saw inspiring sting go off?
Speaker 4: Yeah one Second'm looking for the thing to check it,
ash is, who I don't think I have a little.
Speaker 1: For it.
Speaker 4: I just checked the bog a. Wait, just stay here
here it is? Did it?
Speaker 13: There?
Speaker 3: You go?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Ye alright.
Speaker 2: Now do you want to do your second attack?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah yeah, oh press this button, press that button.
Speaker 3: Seven.
Speaker 4: I only have one reaction, my guy, I can't yeah, yeah,
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: I can overwhelming advance this one.
Speaker 2: Ryan, Yeah yeah, roll another G twenty Yeah, not another,
not another full attack, just another D twenty anything that'll
be a hit.
Speaker 3: Let's see if it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, bitch, get them whoa.
Speaker 2: That one did what it was supposed to do. It
takes twelve of that damage. Yeah, the extra D ten
is not accounting for it because the lightning seems to
disperse along its body harmlessly. But you are doing the
piercing plus six mm.
Speaker 15: Nice with that. I am going to how much health
do I have? Thirty seven?
Speaker 4: Damn?
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, might just sit with that for a moment.
Speaker 3: So that's you, there's me, there's me.
Speaker 2: Bagel's turn. Bagel cannot do all that much. But Bagel
is going to kind of shift off Cathos, who is
going to reluctantly get off. It's going to rush over,
curl itself into a ball and do a barrel charge
and throw its body into the Arkon and an attempt
to knock them down. We'll see if it succeeds.
Speaker 3: It not twenties.
Speaker 2: So it Bagel rushes and leaps and puts his entire
body weight behind it. The ARCon Adrias puts up one
of its hands and just holds Bagel in the air
and basketballs him down into the ground. Will yeah, your turn,
Peppers on.
Speaker 1: Deck, he thank you on d.
Speaker 7: Thank you?
Speaker 9: Uh you know all the oil dere.
Speaker 30: Now dum oh, I'm gonna make our way over.
Speaker 9: He's gonna make a new um and we.
Speaker 26: Uh um, well, actually, can I take back that movement?
Speaker 9: Thank you?
Speaker 10: Actually gonna use a fourth level spell to do Tomamo's.
Speaker 2: Aerowfall, gotcha, So go ahead with the effect on yourself.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I think I have to.
Speaker 2: Pick the Oh, you pick that every time you attack? Okay,
each time you attack with it, you can choose to
do a different.
Speaker 10: Okay, I'll do I'll put this effect on me. Uh,
and then we'll wait till stuff and then make sure
I'm understanding correct.
Speaker 2: You use your action to cast it, and then you
can use your bonus action to fire three clusters, so
three attacks from it, each out of target. So if
you wanted to, you could. Yeah, do you want to
fire your three at him?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll do that.
Speaker 2: Let's just get the attacks out of the way first,
So just target him and then hit that ranged attack
plus six button three times.
Speaker 10: Ranged attack plus Okay.
Speaker 2: Fourteen, the first one will hit, You're twenty nice? Can
you just do it twice more just so we know
which ones all will hit?
Speaker 9: That's it?
Speaker 2: Ten Okay, that one does not.
Speaker 9: Hit, and at nineteen for twenty five nice?
Speaker 2: So two we're going to hit? Which elements do you
want to do?
Speaker 9: Let's see, he's got metal on him, doesn't he?
Speaker 2: Uh, he's wearing metal. But if you're gonna do lightning,
it has been shown that he is entirely immune to lightning.
Speaker 9: Okay.
Speaker 2: Also, I think I have a programmed wrong. Each of
these clusters as two D ten.
Speaker 10: Sorry, okay, so lightning doesn't work because he's made of mental.
Speaker 2: Do you have two attacks to play around with, and
you can choose from fire, lightning, cold, acid or thunder.
Speaker 10: I feel like I'm thinking too hard about this because
of what these things can do to metal, Like fire
could melt metal, but acid could corrode metal, and corroding
is worse.
Speaker 1: Um, both work pretty well from what I remember.
Speaker 9: On Yeah, I think I think we'll go with acid.
I was thinking, mostly you.
Speaker 2: Can fire the first one at it.
Speaker 9: Sixteen damblage.
Speaker 2: Let me really quickly check a thing as you fire it.
So when you cast the spell, a series of these
clusters of bolts begin to appear around you in a
circular pattern, floating behind you. They all then move, and
three clusters of them standard attention, These arcane arrows of
energy standard attention, and fire towards him. One set of
them bounces off, one set becomes this greenish hue. As
they fire toward him, they hit, dealing their full sixteen
damage as it does not resist that okey. And then
you have one more hit you can choose to commit
that to be acid, or you can choose it to
be a different type if you want to.
Speaker 9: We will commit to acid.
Speaker 7: Okay.
Speaker 2: Second one also deals acid seven and it deals seven
and now, just so for Tomama's ero fall, you're concentrating
on that every turn. You can use your bonus action
to do those three attacks again as well as whatever
you do with your action. You also did a spell,
So do you want to do a virtuous branches option.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm thinking the most looking at virtuous Laura. But
that's something different, isn't it.
Speaker 2: The flora are like the bonus action ones. I'm pretty
sure more. Vice one is just bonus actions you can take.
The other is when you cast a spell, you do
a thing.
Speaker 9: I think.
Speaker 10: Let's see, uh uh.
Speaker 2: Whoa what was that that door?
Speaker 9: U uh? We're gonna actually add four to five okay
to ourselves.
Speaker 2: You should have you should have had that on your
attacks too, but you know what, we're not gonna think
about it because it wouldn't have changed any of those
attack roles. So cool in that your turn.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Finally to Mama's ra falls used in a game, I'm
so happy. That's like one of my favorite spells I've
ever made. And I'm so happy that I finally got
used by someone, like three years later. Pap Berry your turn.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, I mean an Aldridge blast?
Speaker 2: Yeah, got you go for it.
Speaker 31: And uh uh my, I'm gonna use my bonus action
to pull my hungering war texts.
Speaker 1: It's damage.
Speaker 2: It's from a spell. It's from a spell.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, I would like to move my hung Yeah,
so that.
Speaker 2: Will affect him at the start of his next turn
as you pull the yokai over towards him, you still
have your action.
Speaker 1: I have some Eldrid blast for you.
Speaker 2: I've got a bullet for you. That's a great roll damage.
Speaker 1: M Finally, I love damage.
Speaker 2: It's more than you. It's more than you would have
done without.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah. And it's not like
I'm gonna get another.
Speaker 7: Twitter an Angel shot.
Speaker 1: Sixteen.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I use my bonus sections, so there's no I've gotten
no deflict to put on me. That's my tune Logan.
Speaker 2: Lena is going to realizing that they can't really damage it,
They're gonna put their rifle away, They're going to back up,
and they're gonna they're gonna brace themselves and use their
three attacks to try three separate attempts to knock it
prone not that although I don't know how much you
would really they're okay, so let's you know what, let's
just go through them in order so.
Speaker 3: You're not gonna win this. I'm just like looking at the.
Speaker 2: Steps of like you're there. That is just snall way.
There's just they rush toward them, they jump at them.
They they slam their body weight into it. Does not work.
They go for a second one. They get a twelve,
it rolls back at them with athletics, it sweeps. If
they get a twenty three, doesn't work. It's gonna go
for his last one. You know why. This last one's
gonna be an attempt to grapple.
Speaker 3: They rolled an eight.
Speaker 2: It's athletics modifiers plus nine. This is a courtesy. They fail.
They keep they jump at it, they keep trying to
pull it down to the ground and restrain it. They
fail on all three accounts. Hob An arrow. Hobb An
arrow knows it can't damage it. What would it like
to do?
Speaker 1: It would like to uh, oh, did Bagel go before us?
Speaker 3: Yep?
Speaker 1: Nuts, I can't. I can't set Bagel up for a dunk?
Can I use both my attacks to grapple.
Speaker 2: You can, Yeah, you have to get adjacent to it, though,
you have to get adjacent to it, though you're currently
not beside it. I'm gonna make the save. The hold
on before you do that. Hobanaro's making the save. Habanaro's
frightened and cannot move toward it.
Speaker 1: Ah means, uh, okay, scra.
Speaker 2: Cool, it's turned. Please roll the charisma saving throw for
hungering Vortex.
Speaker 1: Yes, thank you, Logan Okay, phew.
Speaker 2: It failed, yeah, fuck it up.
Speaker 1: Come on take psychic damage, baby, come on, come on.
Speaker 2: It takes nineteen points of psychic damage.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, best day ever. We can stop playing now.
Speaker 2: It is then going to step out from the vortex.
It's going to push its way out of it, look
over toward you, and it's going to take make one
bite attack against you. Pepper.
Speaker 1: Hey, what did I tell you?
Speaker 2: It got a second?
Speaker 1: Oh maybe I am Please don't eat me.
Speaker 2: You take you take twenty points of damage. You should
have a concentration check.
Speaker 1: Okay, come on, you worcaster twenty.
Speaker 2: You succeed. You're also then going to need to make
this dexterity saving throw. Oh gosh, because it's trying to
restrain and grapple you.
Speaker 1: Pep, please.
Speaker 10: Come on.
Speaker 1: Seven.
Speaker 3: That is a failure.
Speaker 2: You are restrained and grapples. It is then going It
is then going to make two additional attacks against you.
Speaker 4: Oh great, Jesus fuck love it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this turn is gonna suck for you. It goes
for one attack as it slams its hands into you.
That is a hit, Pepper, you.
Speaker 1: Turn, This turn is going to do you've seen.
Speaker 2: A fourteen damage. Roll me that concentration to say. There
it goes, and then it's going to make one final attack,
but not against you, because it already has another way
of doing a little bit damaged you. It's going to
punch Luri. Oh no, fifteen hits.
Speaker 1: Oh now you've done.
Speaker 4: Oh fuck, I've used my reactions since my last turn,
right yep?
Speaker 2: I think last turn.
Speaker 4: Was yeah because I gave scars.
Speaker 2: Yeah you did.
Speaker 4: Yeah, by y'all, I have three hit points.
Speaker 2: Luri. You take a damage. You are knocked on. You're
not unconscious, but you're dying. It is then going to
end its turn. But when it ends its turn while
grappling you, you take two D ten bludgeoning damage automatically
as it crushes you so Pepper, you take eight damage.
Your hungering vortex disappears. Lawrence and Pepper the smallest, actually, no,
the second and third smallest among us. They have been
knocked unconscious. We Lawrence said, is your turn immediately? Please
make me a death saving.
Speaker 4: Throuw here we ma fucker goal.
Speaker 1: Come on, not twenty baby success.
Speaker 2: You have your bonus action. Would you like to do anything?
Speaker 4: Wo fully forgot we get to do that.
Speaker 2: Maybe for two hours I was optimistic.
Speaker 9: Yeah you really were.
Speaker 4: I can I can deflect. That's a nice boomerang weapon.
I can warpool flames. Those are all my bonus. Actually,
I will deflect. I guess.
Speaker 2: You do know when you're down, the amount of damage
you take doesn't matter. It just matters if you take damage.
Speaker 4: Oh then what's the fucking point? Then?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Ok?
Speaker 3: That you.
Speaker 4: Wait? Oh what ad I be able to drink a
potion as a motorcycual.
Speaker 1: Let's do that.
Speaker 2: Let's give me back up and then if you start
your next turn with those hip points, you will get up.
You regain.
Speaker 7: Five.
Speaker 4: Oh fuck if one left?
Speaker 2: Oh the fatigue programmed in wrong?
Speaker 3: There you go.
Speaker 4: That means I have two.
Speaker 2: You'll have two when you get up, Uh Jesus for now,
you're you for now. I'm just leaving it there because
why not. But you'll have those when you get up. Okay,
So Cathos, buddy, buddy, he is going to cast another
He's going to cast a third level scorching ray and
he's going to fire four beams as he walks toward
it with his staff firing them.
Speaker 3: I'll wait.
Speaker 2: Actually, as I do that, you know he's smart enough.
He's going to stay out of its pacification range because
he doesn't want to have disadvantage on these. And he's
seen it. He's seen it in action.
Speaker 3: He knows.
Speaker 2: All right, I'm just going to roll each of these attacks.
He not one's the first one. Yep, he gets a
two on the second one. Oh, give him another eighteen
attacks and we'll see what happens on this one. He's
firing them. They are just hitting and bouncing off the
arkon the final one, not nineteen hits? Whoam third level
spell slade deals a damage?
Speaker 13: He is? He is?
Speaker 3: He is.
Speaker 2: Hm hmm, Nope, that's him. He's done his best. Desmond.
It's your turn, Desmond. We're gonna roll the pacification aura. Okay,
please make this Charristmas saving thoro did it drop on you?
Speaker 7: Yep?
Speaker 6: All right, time to be much more charismatic than normal me.
I was almost a twenty. I'm very upset about that.
Speaker 2: Out you remain frightened.
Speaker 8: Couldn't have been one lower huh, Lana, you're already fucking
me here? All right? Well, damn carry on like we're
carrying a gun. My last shot before reload eighteen just hits.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, beforehand.
Speaker 6: Oh I need that bonus ax um take bullet face.
Speaker 25: So eloquent Desmond, Damn, I said something cooler, Desmond.
Speaker 4: Perfect.
Speaker 6: While he's fumbling with it, he's got the one last
shot left in it, and as he's kind of cursing
his luck for the moment, he uh offinitely points the
gun towards him and fires, expecting him not to hit,
and it just smokes it right in its big old
bare head. You hear just ricocheting around on the inside
for a second as little sparks fly out as it
slowly falls dormant and then collapses to the ground.
Speaker 2: It does as it does, you hear pressure, a depressurization
from the giant wall that is behind you as it
begins to slide open. And just to delineate things as
it does, as you guys come to a conclusion. So
Pepper is down, Pepper is so we're just gonna continue
initiative until Pepper is not down unless can someone tell
me on their next turn are they going to do
anything to help Pepper?
Speaker 4: I mean it's probably good.
Speaker 2: Could you use that cure wounds on the right now
and we'll just say that's how that goes.
Speaker 13: I misjudged you, you doing it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm dying. I want to.
Speaker 10: Live.
Speaker 3: I live.
Speaker 2: You're welcome with that, with the defeat of it and
the way into the temple of Destinus finding itself opening.
Because we have a double game today and we're gonna
need some time here, I would say that is where
we are going to, however, abruptly stop for today.
Speaker 1: Who well, for now, for now, for for.
Speaker 2: You at home, this is where we're gonna stop for
the week, for those of us here. We're going to
take a break and then return to do another game.
Speaker 11: Yay, we're gonna be so eapy, you're epy, and yeah, heave.
Speaker 2: Then I'm gonna go on vacation and you gotta fly. Yeah,
a couple of days.
Speaker 3: A vacation while the Kickstart is going on.
Speaker 2: What a badly time vacation.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're really not gonna relax.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be watching you while I'm there. I'm not
gonna not be working. I'm just gonna be working a
lot less and not be near the means to do
as much work as I normally do.
Speaker 1: I'm just imagining you on the airplane, like, yeah, finally
able to relax and buying Internet and pulling up the page.
Speaker 4: For real, Like, dude is gonna work the entire time.
Speaker 1: He just is.
Speaker 2: I am going to be bringing a copy of my
entire net nineteen fold or just in case I need it. No,
just in case, just in case, just in case.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 2: I did get ahead on writing all my commission documents
for artists and stuff beforehand, so that I don't get
I'm not writing any of that. Well, I'm gone. I
told a bunch of them, like, and I will not
be sending you more. There will be no more while
I'm gone.
Speaker 1: We'll see quad, I hope the artists that know you
really will. If you're in their DMS, they're like, what
what are you doing?
Speaker 2: Scram scram See we end today's game as you guys
finally reached the Temple of Destinus, one of its entrances,
as was made clear to you. This is the southeastern entrance,
I believe, is what was said, implying that there are
other entrances to be had as you, guys enter into
this more mechanically oriented area, this mechanically oriented temple. Having
defeated a copy of an Arkhan, we will return next
time very soon for us. A week in the futudragonbody
else on Dragon.
Speaker 7: Ball Z.
Speaker 2: Found out that guy died. That guy died a while ago.
The narrator, Yeah, the bummer want a good note to
end on. We're gonna come back and do fun stuff
next time in the temple, fun stuff like fighting them faris.
I don't know, fucking guys.
Speaker 8: A divergent desire to relay facts regardless of.
Speaker 2: Hello, Please tell me your selection real fast, because I
saw those subs for dead stand record. Please tell me
your stuff.
Speaker 3: Before we go.
Speaker 2: Hey can go one diabolical.
Speaker 3: Last minute laugh.
Speaker 2: I briefly saw someone earlier ask if lesser restoration cured frightened.
Two things. One it does not. You can only do
and it can and it can only do one thing.
Speaker 10: Yeah, and I ask the question because it was something
I was gonna do had it got into my next turn,
would dispel magic have worked to dispel that fear thing?
Speaker 2: Uh No, because it was an aura effect. It wasn't
a magical one. So arkans big old servants of celestials.
They just have an aura that whenever you go up
to fight them, you just get the instinct that, no,
you shouldn't. It's not even technically fear. It's mechanically fear,
but like just you get an instinct like you're like I,
I shouldn't. There's no reason to fight you and you
have to fight through that if you want to do
them really, because they are angels of they're angels of
order injustice in the cost.
Speaker 8: Yeah, the the icons have a similar effect.
Speaker 2: Too, right yep.
Speaker 7: If it's for just whenever.
Speaker 2: You're hostile, theirs is if you fail, you just do
not attack them, like you're just like, no, yeah, THEIRS
is a lot more like you recognize the authority of
this is a just being and unless like you should
not initiate combat with it. There's no need. Whereas the
icons are literally you exude peace, you exude tranquility. It
is fundamentally hard for me to infringe upon it. But
that is that is us for today. We're gonna take off.
We're obviously we're going. Yeah, we should raid someone. So
I'm gonna stop the recording here in a second and
we will see you guys next week.
Speaker 1: Oh go bye, everybody.
Speaker 2: We laugh. Bom bom, bom bom,