Speaker 1: All start to you to presents. Off the bench with
Jacob Hester and T Bob Abert. Yeah yeah, off the
bench with Jacob Hester and Bob aber the Bitch. Now
here's Jacob Hester and T Bob Abert.
Speaker 2: Welcome back Cower three of O TB and the week
is officially done. Shenanigans can begin. We've got to bottle
of I don't know. It looks like Twitter showed me
a a FIFA card pack opening from.
Speaker 3: Way aggressive, way more aggressive than a card dream reaction.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I guess people do take their FIFA
very serious. That's like the first game that was it's
not even FIFA anymore now, No, it's not. You're right FC. Yeah,
it will always be FEFA to me. Yeah, me too.
Uh yeah.
Speaker 2: We got a bottle of Trader Joe's Fruits Sparkling wine
and we're about to enjoy some champage naggings.
Speaker 3: Do you know a trick about Trader Joe's wines? Do
you know what I'm about to tell you?
Speaker 4: You've you've told me the past, but I would butcher it,
so tell the people.
Speaker 3: Well I might butcher it too, but basically, anything that's
Trader Joe's brown Brown brand, especially stuff that says like
I think it's like I don't know, there's like a
specialty word underneath that I can't.
Speaker 5: Remember what they call it.
Speaker 4: But missing.
Speaker 3: That we need no I mean anything that has Trader
Joe's and has like diamond or whatever underneath it. So
that wine Trader Joe's works with wineries and they take
their excess wine they can't bottle. So sometimes when you're
buying Trader Joe's, like a cab, you're getting just like,
you know, a standard whatever, middle of the road cab,
but sometimes you're getting a very very very expensive bottle
of wine for.
Speaker 5: Trader Joe's prices.
Speaker 3: And so a lot of people, like like wine nerds
will go Traer Joe's. They'll go in, they'll buy one
of whatever it is that they want, they'll go out
to their car, they'll try it, and then because because
they can taste, they know what they're tasting if it's
really good, and then they'll be like, I'm gonna go
buy a case of it or whatever.
Speaker 4: So what's interesting about that is.
Speaker 5: Putting preserve and diamond. Okay, I wasn't that far all.
Speaker 2: Putting that information into the universe is genius on Trader
Joe's because ninety nine percent of people are not Somalias
and cannot actually discern what they're tasty.
Speaker 5: So then they're just people who are like, oh, I'll
roll the dice.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, and then you're like, this must be good.
Does this tastes great?
Speaker 2: This just has to be like Camous or Silver Oak
or something crazy, like this is expensive, I can tell,
And really they're just drinking crabby wine. But they think
they're drinking incredible wine because they know it could be incredible.
Speaker 5: It is really good marketing.
Speaker 3: Maybe it's not even true, but I've heard several Smalia
say it, so I do think that it's probably true.
One of my favorite follows on Instagram is this girl.
She's calls her off the no snob psalm okay, smally eight,
but she does she does pairings of Trader Joe's wines
and different fast food or snacks from Trader Joe's.
Speaker 5: So she has a lot of taco bell wine pairings.
Speaker 3: And like she does like Trader Joe's appetizers, but she
talks about she talks about how the wine because it's
usually not expensive wine. She's like, this pairs really well
with this because of these things. So she's like, I
want to give you more information so you don't have
to feel like you have to spend a billion dollars
on wine to enjoy it and to drink nice wine.
Speaker 5: Do I appreciate?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 7: I agree, Like the typical so when you go to
the store, you're buying a wine, red white, whatever, Like,
what's like where you're staying, Like, what's that range? Is
it fifteen to twenty dollars?
Speaker 4: Is it? I've got dollars? Yeah, you know, now it's
probably more than twenty to thirty.
Speaker 3: If I'm just drinking a casual bottle of wine, like
twenty to thirty probably. If I'm like giving a gift,
it obviously is like more expensive.
Speaker 4: Gifts, like what fifteen over Like give you over right.
Speaker 2: Like a great bottle of wine that's more expensive. Be
like Prisoner, it's about fifty dollars. You want like a
really good cab. I really enjoy it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd say I'd say fifty to seventy five is
probably like nice gift.
Speaker 7: Didn't we have a Companion show or Prisoner like kind
of sponsored it or something one time?
Speaker 2: No, No, that's a different that was that was no
that was like nineteen crimes or something. Yeah, there's a
little gimmicky they have that they have, like the labels
that if.
Speaker 4: You are like life that was me and Flynn. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: But I will tell you this, that girl she's put
me on some pretty good, like ten to fifteen dollars
bottles of wine at Trader Joe's that are like I
actually really really do enjoy.
Speaker 5: So I've appreciated it.
Speaker 2: As you're committing war crimes against your gut by eating
a slop that doesn't legally qualify as beef. Of course
I want to pair it correctly with the you know,
the the correct wor with the right.
Speaker 3: Amount of saying because I'm getting the flavors from Trader
I mean from.
Speaker 5: Taco Bell that they're not able to be paired with properly.
Speaker 4: I am.
Speaker 5: I don't think that like flavors compare across the board anywhere.
Speaker 4: I think I think.
Speaker 5: You're being a little a little snobby.
Speaker 4: I am being.
Speaker 5: She you are not her audience.
Speaker 4: I am being snobby. Uh, I get why.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's it's but that's her entire deal is.
Speaker 3: Her deal is that she knows way more about wine
than you've ever known, And she's telling you how to
drink it if you can't spend thirty dollars every night on.
Speaker 5: A bottle of wine.
Speaker 4: No, for sure. What I'm saying is pairing it with
taco bell though, the point.
Speaker 3: Is that you can fine flavors anywhere. I mean, it
might not be real meat, but there are still flavors.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I know, but it's not. I mean, yeah, okay, look,
that's fine, that's fine. I'm the minority here. I don't
think of fast food is real food. I love fast food.
I get old time. I don't think of it as
real food.
Speaker 5: But you can still drink wine with it.
Speaker 3: And she's like, if you're gonna drink wine with it,
this is what's going to taste good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think. I think. I think that's funny.
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess that's the the the the the
entire I guess.
Speaker 3: Most people aren't sitting at home every night making themselves,
you know, gourmet dishes, like most people are just eating
average stuff.
Speaker 4: Yeah, not to night, I agree, we find mean, Look.
Speaker 3: Okay, how about I rephrase it. Let's say you're just
having a little Mexican night at home. Doesn't have to
be Taco Bell. What do you kind of meat you're
trying to I'm sure whatever she's pairing with it will
taste just as good with that.
Speaker 4: Uh I think Taco Bell. I probably think it's just no.
Speaker 7: Look, I was got a Taco Bell right now, and
I'll spend thirty five dollars on myself.
Speaker 4: Five dollars on yourself at Taco Bell. I might not
eat it all, but I might have a plan with
enthusiasm unknown to mankind.
Speaker 2: He's not wrong, or are you researching weapons of mass destruction?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: I could do that as well. I could do it
as well. Taco Bell, Taco Bell. Matt C's not wrong.
He said you got that Taco Bell by Total Wine
on Seagan.
Speaker 5: Feels pretty convenient.
Speaker 4: There you go follow the nose snop.
Speaker 5: And have you guys done the taster thing?
Speaker 4: Chezy Gordida crunch with a nice sauvi.
Speaker 5: Have you either of y'all done the taster thing?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 3: No, it's the guy from Matten Rouge, the doctor he developed.
I guess he was doing some work with like during
COVID online, your senses and what you're losing and all
of that. I don't want to get I'm probably getting
this all wrong. But he ended up translating that into
a wine thing. So you have these little like strips
and you put them in your mouth and then you
rank how bitter or sweet it tastes. Okay, and it's
different for everyone. Like I did this with someone. You
have the same strips and we were getting totally different.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it tastes great and change and everything.
Speaker 3: It tells you what your flavor profile is and then
it gives you it will like link you to total
wine and be like these are the wines that you
were going to enjoy. Oh yeah, and so like I
ended up doing it and it killed it. Like it
was like wines I would have never bought, like types
of wines I would have never bought for myself.
Speaker 5: And I was like, oh wow, okay.
Speaker 4: That sounds very cool. Yeah, I'd definitely like to check
that out.
Speaker 5: Maybe we can do it on air one day.
Speaker 2: Be a good Friday segment. Rivers, Congratulations are in order
because you had a birthday. Yep, yesterday, Happy birthday, Happy
belated birthday.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you pretty old, you know, yep, yep, thirty seven.
Speaker 4: Nobody's in their mic the year like me though, Yeah, but.
Speaker 5: Like thirty We were talking about this yesterday.
Speaker 3: I don't have a problem so much about the age
of thirty seven, like the age bad number.
Speaker 4: Outside of Steve Gleeson.
Speaker 3: We talked about this, like the age thirty seven does
not bother me, Like I don't mind that I'm getting older.
Speaker 5: But the number thirty seven is so gross.
Speaker 4: It's a prime number.
Speaker 5: Its numbers are now.
Speaker 7: The one thing it has twenty nine and thirty seven
were like the ones.
Speaker 4: I was like, e, these are bad Jersey numbers.
Speaker 2: The one thing that thirty seven has going for is
three plus seven equals ten, which is kind of it's
only saving grace.
Speaker 4: And outside of that, not a lot, not a lot.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but you got to get a windy path to
He's trying to find something.
Speaker 3: To Bob's join us in this upper thirty taco bell
with wine.
Speaker 4: I could be excited about seven plus three equals ten.
Speaker 5: That's true.
Speaker 2: And also I'm thirty five. Okay, so keep y'all's old
asses out of here because I'm with Taylor and Laundra.
Speaker 3: Right, guys, Oh, you're we're about to be thirty six,
You're about to be upper.
Speaker 5: Thirty thirty five.
Speaker 4: You're only thirty five A month.
Speaker 5: We got a mind?
Speaker 4: How about that?
Speaker 5: I mean, he's a month.
Speaker 2: Of thirty six. I was thirty six until a couple
months back. That's right in the middle of the year
I realized I wasn't. And what a great feeling to
immediately gain a year back of life in an instant,
something that something that many of you cannot appreciate.
Speaker 5: Well, in a month, he's upper thirties with.
Speaker 4: Us, Yeah, I mean I'm not four months.
Speaker 5: For four months will be together in our upper third.
Speaker 4: You're in your thirties. No, I am twenty eight. Oh
my gosh, Elanda, twenty five six?
Speaker 5: What I would give?
Speaker 3: I feel though, perpetually like twenty seven, Like that's the
age that I, for.
Speaker 7: Some reason I thought I thought had made, like May
thirty or close to is it?
Speaker 4: Moos is thirty? Moose is, Yeah, has been thirty for
a long time. He's a little bit older. I feel
perpetually forty five because I'm just kind of I'm just
so accustomed to being kind of the mature person in
the room, the wise person, or you know, do.
Speaker 5: You think that being forty five makes you the wisest
person in the room?
Speaker 4: Everybody come.
Speaker 2: It feels like a very wise age forty five nights,
a bit of mixture of youth and age, like I.
Speaker 3: Believe as like a Southern forty five, or like a
California forty five, because California forty forty five is like twelve.
Speaker 4: Yeah, get out of here.
Speaker 3: It's something I remember my in college, my senior year,
my friend had an internship with MTV over the summer,
and so at the end of the summer I went there,
Like I flew there and I drove back with her,
but I spent two weeks with her there. Yeah, and
we were twenty one twenty two, and everyone we hung
out with was like.
Speaker 5: Thirty to thirty five. Is the time.
Speaker 3: I wasn't thinking anything about it. But now that I
am in my mid thirties, I'm like, wow, that would
have been That would be weird for me to be
hanging out with a twenty two year old.
Speaker 6: I get.
Speaker 2: It's just not weird over there, I guess because it's
just baked into the culture where old and young people
just hang out.
Speaker 4: The It's definitely way different than here, though it is. Yeah,
what animal would you be? Rivers? Have you decided?
Speaker 5: Oh no, I'm gonna tell y'all next segment. I'm still thinking, Oh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm going pig one, I'm going hippo two. We
gotta give it a second.
Speaker 5: No, I'm not giving secondary.
Speaker 4: That's one.
Speaker 2: That's one I've just been thinking about. Other animals would
be great to be. I mean, if you're a hippo,
No natural predators on a hippo, I believe, right, Like,
what's gonna.
Speaker 4: Kill a hippop? Nothing in the water, I mean not.
Speaker 2: You know what else A little about a hippo. You
basically just float all the time. You're not even putting
a lot on your joints. You're a big guy, your
joints probably hurt. You're kind of morbidly obese in a
lot of ways. But all you do is eat and
chill in the water. Sounds great also, I mean, just
speaking sticking with the big animal theme, I mean, how
about being a blue whale, the bigest, the biggest animal
and planet Earth?
Speaker 4: Yeah, nobody mess with you.
Speaker 2: You talk to the homies all day from Afar, you'd
be across the I.
Speaker 4: Have to swim, because if you have to swim the
whole time, that's a lot.
Speaker 5: Is that what you would be saying the whole time?
Speaker 2: I think but I mean, you do swim the whole time,
but it's not but it's but it's basically like floating
to you.
Speaker 5: What about that? Obviously sharks are kind of cool.
Speaker 3: But did you see recently they found that shark that's
like a I don't know, two hundred years old or
something or five hundred years old.
Speaker 4: Aren't like all sharks like thousands of years?
Speaker 5: They found one?
Speaker 4: Wait, like a living that was a.
Speaker 3: Live because I don't have the I don't have the
facts on me, but yes, they found like a living
shark that is like a crazy amount old.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's see.
Speaker 2: It does say some greenland sharks can live. Does scientist
has made greenland sharks live at least two hundred and
fifty years and may live.
Speaker 5: That was found?
Speaker 4: How do you get you there?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 5: Wait? One shark?
Speaker 4: Yeah, scientists find five hundred year old shark. Yeah, there
is in September the longest living vertebrate.
Speaker 5: Your shark? What's that shark been doing?
Speaker 4: Swimming? You think he's tired?
Speaker 8: Now?
Speaker 7: You think he's like, I think he's just he's exhausted,
like the did you see a vampire and they're like.
Speaker 6: Vampire?
Speaker 5: It's just like I'm over it.
Speaker 4: This is it? So that means that this shark.
Speaker 2: Was alive, was born before uh, the New World was discovered?
Speaker 4: Or is that fourteen ninety two, five hundred years? Okay,
so you would have it would have just been it
would have just been.
Speaker 5: Discovered, say where it was discovered.
Speaker 4: Sorry, Greenland's like I don't know if they called the
Greenland and the jat.
Speaker 3: I would hate to be five hundred yeah, I mean,
you know, just reach it wach point where you're like,
all right.
Speaker 4: I hope. I mean, I don't know. I don't know.
Do you ever stop one? I don't know. I don't know.
I mean you might know about you're closer to you're older.
Speaker 5: Than Jay, so you know, y'all are j What are
we gonna do for Jake's fortieth I don't know.
Speaker 4: I was thinking about that too. We gotta do some hobbies.
Then obviously it only comes once lordy lord, he looks,
who's forty?
Speaker 9: I already have something.
Speaker 5: I told you what it was, Okay, does he know?
Don't tell me? We love that.
Speaker 7: Just got great plans, got really good plans, incredible giver
some some part of me is nervous that it's going
to be.
Speaker 4: It's going to be really good, and like.
Speaker 5: That makes you so excited. I trust you that one
year we did. I had to co host with you
on your birthday.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I remember he wasn't here, but I.
Speaker 3: Kined up with you and we decorated the studio and
you had all those voice messages.
Speaker 4: From your videos from all my my helmies. Yeah, that
was fun, all right.
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got a Tatanville Story of the day day which you
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Speaker 6: Off the Bench, Oh Rodre, How.
Speaker 2: Old do you think you would have been when this
song was big? Like teens or before that?
Speaker 9: When did it come out?
Speaker 6: I don't know.
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Love me?
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Speaker 10: It's time for Data's NFL Story of the Day day,
your daily dose of NFL news from Taylor Sharp.
Speaker 12: Guys, the Las Vegas Raiders may have drafted the wrong
player back in twenty twenty three. And I know what
you think about people missing draft picks all the time, though, No,
I mean like they meant to draft someone and drafted
someone else. That's and you're probably wondering, No, that's impossible. Yes,
not when they're both named Byron Young and they are
both defensive linemen from SEC school. So back in twenty
twenty three, Byron Young for Tennessee was a defensive end.
Byron Young from out Lay, Obama was a defensive tackle.
They were both coming out the same year. And uh,
Q Myers, this came yesterday from Q Meyers. So again,
this happened back in twenty twenty three. But Q Myers
does ESPN Radio in Las Vegas. He covers the Raiders
a lot, and they were talking about the Rams. One
Byron Young plays for the Rams, and he was saying, hey, look, guys,
I know this like this isn't proven. But like I
cover this team, I'm telling you, I truly believe they
meant to draft this Byron Young and not the other.
Because okay, so Rams Byron Young, this is gonna be
confusingly good. So Rams Byron Young is very good. He
had seven and a half sacks this year. He's part
of that Young d line with like Fisk him, He's
on there as well Jared Verse. He hit seven and
a half sacks from the defensive tackle spot. Like I mean,
he had a hell of a year. This was an
interview right after he got drafted. This is Byron Young
from the Rams talking about draft day.
Speaker 4: Give this a listen.
Speaker 2: Call.
Speaker 13: It was hard, I you know, it was. It was
one of parbably a lot of people don't know. It's
a uh you know, it's another Barer Young that went
to the Raiders. So I was sitting there right and
d you know, when I first met this guy, I
knew one day this woulda happened, and I was, you know,
it was like, okay whatever. So me and him come
out at the same time. I'm sitting down and my
agent takes me said congratulations. You know, I was like,
what you got?
Speaker 4: Dr He said, you gotta drive to the Raiders.
Speaker 13: I'm getting happy and and he said, oh nover mine.
They takes a wrong agent. So I'm I'm upset right
now and that the Raiders about to pop up and
my family don't know that. So I'm sitting there and
uh they they about to say that, they about to.
Speaker 4: Say his name.
Speaker 13: So I said, should I turn off the TV for
like three minutes or I just gonna take this cause
I knew that they would have come. So I'm sitting
there and they said, you know, the Raiders drive the
Byron Young. My family started cheering, and I'm just sitting there,
just hurt. And I was like, that's not me, that's
not me. And you know, y th th you know,
I had a a hard pill to swallow, you know,
so I you know, I took that and I was upset,
but you know, I was just thankful that, you know,
Dave Rounds was right for me. So, you know, good
things happened to the people that wait, So I knew
God had a planned for me.
Speaker 4: Okay, so a little bit of.
Speaker 3: Right now in that moment, can you even imagine sit
on the couch with your family.
Speaker 2: But but right now, though it feels like maybe the
Raiders thought they called the wrong Byron right now, the
wrong guy, but they may have called the right one
and thought they had the wrong one because okay Byron Young.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I mean they're a team that didn't turn in
their draft pick one time it got skipped over.
Speaker 4: So yeah, that happened early.
Speaker 12: Alabama Byron Young, who the Raiders wound up drafting, went
seventieth seven picks later. The Rams took this Byron Young.
And if you go look at like, you know, the
the draft big boards and everything. I took Bleacher Report,
but I looked at about three or four different ones.
Byron Young from Tennessee, who they called eighty two overall,
the Byron Young that they drafted, and this doesn't really matter,
but I mean the Byron Young that they drafted down
here at one twenty seven.
Speaker 4: He had a fifth round. Great, Okay, this Byron Young.
Speaker 12: Which is where he went, And you can say, okay,
well is it that big of a deal. Here's what
Byron Young for the Rams did this year. Thirty four tackles,
seven and a half sacks, and a force fumble on
a playoff team. The other Byron Young was cut after
his rookie season by a team that spent a third
round pick on him. He had four tackles in six
games as a rookie last year. He's with the Eagles
now facing the Rams and the playoffs.
Speaker 4: Against the other Byron Young.
Speaker 12: He hasn't recorded a stat But guys, here's the here's
the weirdest part.
Speaker 4: Okay, so I'm getting there. This is.
Speaker 12: How much people screw them up. This is Alabama Byron Young.
Speaker 4: Okay, who's the good one, Tennessee or Alabama?
Speaker 12: This is Alabama Byron Young. The guy that they allegedly
drafted by mistake looks nothing like the other guy. No,
this is Rams Byron Young. This is ESPN dot com. Yeah,
they have the same picture for both guys Byron Young,
for both guys.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So it happens to the best of us. So
there is a free pass here.
Speaker 12: So there's a there is a chance that the Raiders
drafted the wrong Byron Young. I think they realized their mistake,
cut him after a year and just took their loss
to be fair.
Speaker 2: The biggest piece of evidence that points to them not
just calling the wrong guy but actually scrambling and screwed
up and actually drafted the wrong.
Speaker 4: Guy is the draft. Great projection. Yeah, because the fact
that they.
Speaker 12: Had called one of them was like, no, no, no, we
meant to call the other one.
Speaker 4: They had the Byron Young's mix.
Speaker 2: I know if you're and also if you're gonna overdraft
like that, then you're in love with that that guy,
and you would not screw up the number right, and.
Speaker 7: You wouldn't cut him after a year.
Speaker 12: But he played in six games, four tackles. Cut him
after years with the Eagles.
Speaker 7: It's not crazy at a third round pick, I guess. I mean,
but it's not normal that a third round pick gets.
Speaker 4: Cut after a one year year. It gets at least
two or.
Speaker 2: Three Golly, those who are wondering fair, this is the
guy that covers a team like Taylor says, it's like
they're under here.
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 12: Well, because again this happened two years ago, and that
interview from Byron Young was two years ago. But they
were asking Q Myers about rams Eagles and he.
Speaker 4: Goes, I got a good story for you.
Speaker 12: Byron Young plays for the Eagles now, and I think
they drafted the wrong one. So everything kind of like
resurface yesterday. And by the way, those ESPN dot Com pictures.
I pulled those up today. Those are current today. ESPN
dot Com has the same guy on both Byron He walks.
Speaker 4: Through the door, the coach is like.
Speaker 3: Ah, is not the gun.
Speaker 12: Well they put him at the end. And then he's
like they put him out there at the end, and
he's like, no, no, no, coach, I played tackle and
they're like, we definitely.
Speaker 4: I knew something was fishy here Tennessee. Byron Young. He
just got inducted to the Senior Ball Hall of Fame
because I interviewed. I interviewed that guy. So he's had
like a hell of a run to start his NFL career. Yeah,
I mean that Rams defensive front. To have him first
and fisc all year one and year two in the NFL, sheh,
what's it feel like? I have so many young good players.
Speaker 12: And right after you, right after Aaron Donald retires, you
got to replace this guy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you might have the best young D line.
Speaker 2: And probably my favorite play that didn't count was Brandon
Fisk's unbelievable.
Speaker 4: Return against the Saints.
Speaker 2: Did you see that where he hit the knees to
scoop up the ball immediately popped up, He made cuts,
he finished in the end z bow and it ended
up being incomplete or something like that. I don't know, whatever,
it was one of the craziest players I've ever seen.
Put some respect on my Fraser's name for saying Braidon
Fisk was good. Okay, everybody crept all over him. Braidon
Fisk is a dog.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 5: Good question.
Speaker 3: How much extra money did bad Iron Young make with
that higher pro.
Speaker 4: Probably talking about twelve thousand. What if he wasn't gonna
get drafted to the fifth round though? How much Byron
Young made?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that one.
Speaker 4: From a fifth talking about lot we're talking, I mean,
we're talking about and if he should have.
Speaker 12: Had more job security. On average he was. He was
ranked like one twenty eight on bleacher Report. I think
when I looked his average was like one twenty on
like three or four different different big boards and he
went seventieth.
Speaker 4: So that's a big game.
Speaker 7: That's that's hundreds of thousands of dollars difference between the
third round, like seventieth big to the fifth round.
Speaker 3: Well, it seems like good Byron Young made it. He's
still making his dollars. Good for bad Byron Young.
Speaker 2: God, I thought that it was embarrassing for us when
we messed up lay to lat Too and Cameron Lattu.
This is definitely worse, Like Chad says when he walks
in there playing Rocky.
Speaker 12: Top, what are they toting me?
Speaker 10: Like?
Speaker 4: I hate rock time?
Speaker 5: You were like cool guys.
Speaker 12: And the fact that they're both on playoff teams playing
against each other, neither happened to be the Raiders.
Speaker 4: This is just phenomenal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is the world. Sometimes truth can be stranger
than fiction. That's definitely a case here.
Speaker 12: All right, you never know if this is true because
the Raiders will all know. Dude, I want to believe
it's easy to know.
Speaker 4: Come on, you really think we did that? That's a
great part. Yeah, that's a great part about.
Speaker 2: Doing something that stupid is it is so stupid that
there's a very easy defence, like.
Speaker 4: I could not be That's just no way we would
do that. No way, Come on, you think we really do?
Come on? Now, we really liked his tape out of
El Bama is Bama? Yeah, Alabama. They should trade jerseys
this weekend. I think they should do now. I don't
out the other young for the Eagles. He might not
be dressed, it says he is active this week. He
is not. He is.
Speaker 12: He does not have any stats this year. He hadn't
played a ton because he's gonna enjure something. But he
is active for this.
Speaker 4: We definitely need to trade Jersey.
Speaker 3: A lot of people in the chat calling for yeah,
Jersey swap, that would be great.
Speaker 12: But if you're if you're bad Byron, that's just what
I want to call him, if you're bad Byron with
the Eagles, Like, do.
Speaker 4: You want to do this? Do you want to be
known for that side of history? Byron? Balls out of control?
Actually it would be. It's an opportunity, gets like two sacks.
Speaker 5: Shut down Byron?
Speaker 2: Yeah, bad, show you what's up? Even though I don't
like bad Byrons went to Alabama, So I hope Dom
feeds him too many Canoli's before the game and he
can't play.
Speaker 4: Because he's just crapping. I do think the Rams win.
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 4: I think we all picked the Rams, which is, didn't
we all pick them? Am I wrong? Did you end
up landing Taylor? Did you end up land Rams? Eagles?
Speaker 6: Right alone?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 4: Hues, the only that's right. Elon is the only one
that pick the Eagles. Good call. Imagine that.
Speaker 2: It's almost like you're trusting the head coach with the
you know, the best winning percentage in the NFL. Nick
for Nick Sirianni can't get any respect.
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Speaker 6: Back to sports talk, maybe off the bench.
Speaker 4: Maybe it's like a monkey, you know, kind of like you, Uh,
what's going on, y'all? Welcome back to O G B
and talk about what animals who want to be? And
U rivers you have this very seriously and have been
pondering your answer. Thirty five We decided I.
Speaker 3: Hadn't going into the second segment, but we had a
lot of Byron Young. Okay, I decided house cat because
I'm gonna explain, because I feel pretty independent, I'm pretty
self sufficient. I can be affectionate to people that I like.
I'm a little sassy, little moody.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, so wait, but but this is what you
would want to be maybe not what most represents you?
Speaker 5: Well, I thought that's the question what most represents me?
Speaker 2: Oh no, this was just like what do you want
to be? Like what do you want to fans? Like
animal do you want to be?
Speaker 5: But like a house cat doesn't have about it.
Speaker 4: I think a house cat is actually kind of cat.
Speaker 5: Any kind of feline probably would work.
Speaker 2: House cats though, were hey, maybe a cougar house cat laugh.
Speaker 5: He covers mouth.
Speaker 3: Yeah that was he did not laugh, the only one
who did not laugh at will.
Speaker 5: But of fee line.
Speaker 3: But I think if it's what most represents me, maybe
a house cat, but otherwise maybe just some sort of
feline house The way they move, you know, like and
and maybe like a jaguar or like a I mean,
I do Cooper is a joke, but also like I
kind of think they're cool.
Speaker 5: They vibe.
Speaker 2: House cats are kind of like only children as well,
where they they definitely like their own They like their
own space, you know, they're they're very used to that.
I've always described cats as kind of just roommates.
Speaker 4: Really, I'm a hang out.
Speaker 5: I'm a great roommate. Yeah, like that's that's my vibe.
Speaker 3: So I think that house cat who I think represents me,
but just some sort of feline a landra.
Speaker 4: You you said that you maybe want to change your
tiger answer.
Speaker 8: Yeah, y'all were talking about sharks, yes, and I think
I want to be a shark instead. I love the water,
like if I can be in some water all day,
I really will be really Yeah.
Speaker 4: Do you have fear of sharks? No?
Speaker 9: I would know. I would get in a cage and
like do the shark like you?
Speaker 5: You don't want to, you know, like if you don't
want to mess with someone there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, until the dolphins show up, like yeah, and they
like bottle knows you to death. Dude, freaking dolphins.
Speaker 9: I'll figure it out.
Speaker 4: Dolphins are problematic in their own right. Don't get it
twisted out is my favorite forget what we stay in.
Speaker 2: Dolphins engage in an activity that is so frowned upon
in that I don't even feel comfortable saying the word on.
Speaker 5: Okay, well it's not then the show.
Speaker 4: I'm not about that. T Bob doesn't.
Speaker 5: Dolphins are Dolphins are therapists.
Speaker 4: Okay they are, look it up.
Speaker 5: Okay, but.
Speaker 3: You're staying with Tiger though, yes, wolf, I think is
a great answer, and you're staying with pig or whale.
Speaker 4: Pig, pig hippo whale.
Speaker 5: Hey you saw a little whale action.
Speaker 2: I mean we did just we during the commercial break
engage in an internet theory that the Lockness Monster.
Speaker 4: May just be a whale.
Speaker 2: Fallis because apparently whales just like to flip over and
flop it out of water.
Speaker 5: Don't google it if you really don't want.
Speaker 4: To see it.
Speaker 9: I'm sure there whales and lakes.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's great point. That's good point.
Speaker 4: Like you know, but like what if one like made
his way to a lake, you know, get.
Speaker 3: There, but side by side monster whale, and it looks
very similar.
Speaker 12: Like we've never seen reddit post from four years ago.
We've never seen the rest of the lockness monster. So
it's a little neck here.
Speaker 4: Is this true?
Speaker 2: Did y'all hear this? I'm sure you two did. The
old people, the young people, my brethren did.
Speaker 9: My brethren.
Speaker 2: About less than ten years years older than Okay, but which.
Speaker 4: Is less it's mad.
Speaker 12: But you're only like one to two what like, you're
you're one year younger than Really.
Speaker 4: They're both forty around she's.
Speaker 12: Thirty seven seven whatever, you're about to be thirty six,
So we're rounding.
Speaker 9: Down on forty times, rounding up.
Speaker 4: Yes, exactly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Look, if you get four or five nine,
that's a four or five Jake, the rank of four.
Speaker 9: Or five, I'll do it because it's jake. But that's
not how it worked.
Speaker 4: Yes, exactly.
Speaker 3: That's I want to be clear that I don't agree
with this, but I will agree with it for Jake,
the what was.
Speaker 4: I going to say? Oh, really, do you all hear
this growing up? That the word dork? What do you what?
What did you hear the word dork meant?
Speaker 5: I'm too young for to know this.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 8: Dork like like a thirty guy, like a literal definition,
not like this slaying, but like.
Speaker 5: What I never considered what it might be.
Speaker 2: We were always told that it meant a whales penis
who told you that the playground?
Speaker 5: I don't remember that. F No, but you also had
woods porn. You all were doing some weird stuff in it,
like wood we're doing weird?
Speaker 4: That is a thing.
Speaker 9: They were doing really weird stuff.
Speaker 8: But friends that I don't think any of us did.
Speaker 2: You never want to do this thing, were like, never
claimed that to be normal.
Speaker 4: But woods porn is something that exists.
Speaker 5: Because I don't want to talk it is.
Speaker 9: I don't want to know what it is.
Speaker 3: Back in the day, find ways to hide porn in
the woods and then kids we can find it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you wouldn't a magazine, We wouldn't hide them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but one day we found a cash of adult
magazines in a Duffel bag in the woods. And it
is something that existed in a pre Internet age where
men used to stash their pornography in the woods.
Speaker 4: This is this is American culture. There's a Norman.
Speaker 5: Did you ever find Okay? Thank you?
Speaker 4: Well, you weren't in the woods enough, you know.
Speaker 5: I feel like we probably lived closer to the thing
you did.
Speaker 2: I find wood was seeking it out.
Speaker 4: No, you can't seek out treasure treasure hunters again, what
am I gonna do like spy on the neighbors and
see who's you're just going on hunt? You can go
on a hunt. You're playing. We saw a bag, we
open it up and there's playboys. It was crazy.
Speaker 8: I'm trying to search for this dork uh definition that
you claim it means, but all of it says socially
inept person.
Speaker 9: Odd, socially awkwards.
Speaker 5: Some person on the playground was like, I'm gonna tell
deep of this.
Speaker 8: He's gonna believe an believe it well into his forties.
Speaker 12: No, I'm sure you'll used to say one kid, you
think you're funny.
Speaker 4: I'm okay. So, according to Google, dork does not mean Wales.
Speaker 9: People shot shocked.
Speaker 4: How many people are you told that too? Though?
Speaker 7: Because I know you You've talked about this with other
people before.
Speaker 9: He said on air that Tim Tebow castrates kid you did.
Speaker 2: I should also say this though, in every article that
says that dork does not mean it, it does appear
to be an urban legend. Like it's not like I
made this up in a vacuum, Like there is a
conversation about does dork mean Wales?
Speaker 3: Penis And well, that did not make it to Mississippi.
It's not like it made it to Louisiana or so
maybe that's just some Georgia stuff.
Speaker 2: It's just so crazy being the only person with any
culture in here.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Woodbourne is definitely culture.
Speaker 9: Not the Mexican in here.
Speaker 5: Look, you don't find Woodsbourne woods poorn thread.
Speaker 2: Here's an entire Reddit thread from seven years ago talking
about the dork thing.
Speaker 3: Can you grow up in the same neighborhood as Usher?
What kind of woods were you running around them?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 4: Actually, I mean gated woods to be fair, but woods,
that's not a thing that it actually is.
Speaker 5: That's just landscaping.
Speaker 2: It's a lot of inside of neighborhood. But we didn't
find it my neighborhood. We found it in one of
my friends neighborhoods.
Speaker 5: You had to go outside the gate for that.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, never found Woodport in mine.
Speaker 12: It says t Bom can find woods porn, but not Orlando, Florida.
Speaker 4: I mean, why do I need to know where Orlando?
I'll maintain because you go there, you drive, drive, Just
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Speaker 7: There's a lot of urban legends that, yeah, we share,
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this Amy Goodson in the chat, Dork and Woodsbourne are
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so she ran into both phenomenons, asked the bench.
Speaker 4: What else did t Bob find in the woods Pine Cones?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 4: Want to WrestleMania and Nola next year? Hell yeah, if
it's back, I bet dev will be there.
Speaker 2: Yeah he will, I mean yes, Devil definitely, Yeah for sure, Uh,
asked bench. Uh, Nookie does this every day. With the
abysmal TV ratings of the College Wall playoff.
Speaker 4: We will be snow next week. What is it? Busy
percent chances on Tuesday. Yeah, it's a higher chance. We've
had a long time.
Speaker 5: Kids well on Monday and then we get another day
on Tuesday. So that's exciting.
Speaker 2: Hey, grinch, if it snows, suck it up. Okay, Miss
House can there.
Speaker 4: There, Preen?
Speaker 5: It doesn't some of us have to work all day now,
t Bob.
Speaker 4: Maybe it says, I don't know. I hate when it
snows down here. Can't stand it's nothingboy, how it goes
out the road. We still got to be here Tuesday.
Speaker 2: Hey, does anybody want to find a dead body in
the woods, because that's where your head is.
Speaker 4: Taylor relaxed. I'm just saying, like Tuesday morning, when I get.
Speaker 2: Here, if you get snow energy into the universe, I'm
gonna fight you, Taylor.
Speaker 9: We don't have snow tailor, Taylor, and I also don't
want snow.
Speaker 4: Snow down here.
Speaker 11: Three to two, no snow down not even guys, about
six hours then it just tads into the city on
the ground.
Speaker 4: No, he ask the bitch.
Speaker 3: Did y'all talk about Hey, ask the bitch, did y'all
talk about the bird handler.
Speaker 5: No, you missed it. I think the time is past.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, because it's European soccer story doesn't like
you can play whenever in this market?
Speaker 4: Have you heard about that?
Speaker 5: Read version? There's an eagle bird handler for what team?
Speaker 4: A falconer falconery for.
Speaker 5: Like it's an eagle.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's an eagle for us.
Speaker 3: And he was let go because apparently he had some
sort of work done on his he got a penis implant,
but he was posting pictures of it, so the team
let him go and then he he he locked himself
in the facility and will not leave until they let
him apologize.
Speaker 4: He barricaded himself inside. You don't want to leave, but
apparently he's lived there for fifteen years, so like, of course,
the poor guy doesn't want to leave.
Speaker 5: But posting that stuff on the internet, I do not.
Speaker 7: You think that's where that story was going on? Y'all said,
y'all had a bird story? Was European the ultimate bird watcher?
He just loves birds?
Speaker 4: Did yeah? Asked the bench.
Speaker 2: Uh will this dork whale penis discussion helper hurt Otb's ranking.
Speaker 9: Oh, from what you said earlier, I think so.
Speaker 2: I think so as well, Uh, asked the bench. I'm
trapped in my house. Oh wait, I'm trapped in a
house with my two offspring, both under two and a
half years old. Both have our be with bever odd
to make it this weekend without getting sick myself not high.
Speaker 4: I feel like I've never gotten r It's like a
little kid thing.
Speaker 3: Now you can get it as an adult. It's just
a respiratory It's just basically like the flu with respiratory stuff.
Speaker 4: Ben Levy Breaking News.
Speaker 2: Taylor Sharp's body found in the woods right next to
a stash of vintage Playboys. Authorities believe the two events
are unrelated. Bigfoot is not my nemesis.
Speaker 4: Shut up.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 4: If NeSSI is real, that is Bigfoot real. I think
there's probably.
Speaker 2: A better chance that there's a North American primate race
walking around than NeSSI.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't think.
Speaker 10: So.
Speaker 4: Like, you're probably right, but it's on the ocean. It's
a lake, like you said, but.
Speaker 5: It was still it's not gonna be surprised if you've
seen some crazy things.
Speaker 3: I saw something the internet the other day that it
was like if a dragon flew past me, I'd be surprised.
But I like surprise, that's what.
Speaker 4: Yes, you would if a dragon flew past you know,
I would be gasted, stunned, blown away if a freaking
dragon flew behind me. Kidding me, No, those things were real, Uh,
asked the bench. Where does Frank Gore rink all time?
Could he be considered a full back? Uh? Frank top
ten running back, not top five for longevity to definitely
top ten.
Speaker 5: Hey, how was the leaping yesterday? It was unbelievable.
Speaker 4: It was unbelievable. The squad that place is incredible.
Speaker 5: That's awesome.
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else in Louisiana, but like I didn't nowhere else in Southeast.
Speaker 4: Almost, I think, thank you. I think the closest thing
is probably doctor Andrewsting in Pittacola. There's well like that
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Speaker 6: Off the bench,