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Speaker 1: All start to you to presents. Off the bench with

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Jacob Hester and T Bob Abert. Yeah yeah, off the

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bench with Jacob Hester and Bob aber the Bitch. Now

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here's Jacob Hester and T Bob Abert.

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Speaker 2: Welcome back Cower three of O TB and the week

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is officially done. Shenanigans can begin. We've got to bottle

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of I don't know. It looks like Twitter showed me

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a a FIFA card pack opening from.

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Speaker 3: Way aggressive, way more aggressive than a card dream reaction.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I guess people do take their FIFA

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very serious. That's like the first game that was it's

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not even FIFA anymore now, No, it's not. You're right FC. Yeah,

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it will always be FEFA to me. Yeah, me too.

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Speaker 2: We got a bottle of Trader Joe's Fruits Sparkling wine

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and we're about to enjoy some champage naggings.

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Speaker 3: Do you know a trick about Trader Joe's wines? Do

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you know what I'm about to tell you?

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Speaker 4: You've you've told me the past, but I would butcher it,

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so tell the people.

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Speaker 3: Well I might butcher it too, but basically, anything that's

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Trader Joe's brown Brown brand, especially stuff that says like

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I think it's like I don't know, there's like a

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specialty word underneath that I can't.

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Speaker 5: Remember what they call it.

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Speaker 4: But missing.

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Speaker 3: That we need no I mean anything that has Trader

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Joe's and has like diamond or whatever underneath it. So

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that wine Trader Joe's works with wineries and they take

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their excess wine they can't bottle. So sometimes when you're

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buying Trader Joe's, like a cab, you're getting just like,

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you know, a standard whatever, middle of the road cab,

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but sometimes you're getting a very very very expensive bottle

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of wine for.

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Speaker 5: Trader Joe's prices.

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Speaker 3: And so a lot of people, like like wine nerds

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will go Traer Joe's. They'll go in, they'll buy one

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of whatever it is that they want, they'll go out

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to their car, they'll try it, and then because because

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they can taste, they know what they're tasting if it's

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really good, and then they'll be like, I'm gonna go

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buy a case of it or whatever.

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Speaker 4: So what's interesting about that is.

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Speaker 5: Putting preserve and diamond. Okay, I wasn't that far all.

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Speaker 2: Putting that information into the universe is genius on Trader

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Joe's because ninety nine percent of people are not Somalias

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and cannot actually discern what they're tasty.

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Speaker 5: So then they're just people who are like, oh, I'll

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roll the dice.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well, and then you're like, this must be good.

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Does this tastes great?

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Speaker 2: This just has to be like Camous or Silver Oak

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or something crazy, like this is expensive, I can tell,

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And really they're just drinking crabby wine. But they think

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they're drinking incredible wine because they know it could be incredible.

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Speaker 5: It is really good marketing.

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Speaker 3: Maybe it's not even true, but I've heard several Smalia

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say it, so I do think that it's probably true.

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One of my favorite follows on Instagram is this girl.

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She's calls her off the no snob psalm okay, smally eight,

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but she does she does pairings of Trader Joe's wines

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and different fast food or snacks from Trader Joe's.

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Speaker 5: So she has a lot of taco bell wine pairings.

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Speaker 3: And like she does like Trader Joe's appetizers, but she

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talks about she talks about how the wine because it's

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usually not expensive wine. She's like, this pairs really well

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with this because of these things. So she's like, I

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want to give you more information so you don't have

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to feel like you have to spend a billion dollars

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on wine to enjoy it and to drink nice wine.

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Speaker 5: Do I appreciate?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 7: I agree, Like the typical so when you go to

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the store, you're buying a wine, red white, whatever, Like,

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what's like where you're staying, Like, what's that range? Is

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it fifteen to twenty dollars?

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Speaker 4: Is it? I've got dollars? Yeah, you know, now it's

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probably more than twenty to thirty.

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Speaker 3: If I'm just drinking a casual bottle of wine, like

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twenty to thirty probably. If I'm like giving a gift,

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it obviously is like more expensive.

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Speaker 4: Gifts, like what fifteen over Like give you over right.

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Speaker 2: Like a great bottle of wine that's more expensive. Be

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like Prisoner, it's about fifty dollars. You want like a

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really good cab. I really enjoy it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd say I'd say fifty to seventy five is

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probably like nice gift.

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Speaker 7: Didn't we have a Companion show or Prisoner like kind

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of sponsored it or something one time?

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Speaker 2: No, No, that's a different that was that was no

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that was like nineteen crimes or something. Yeah, there's a

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little gimmicky they have that they have, like the labels

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that if.

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Speaker 4: You are like life that was me and Flynn. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 3: But I will tell you this, that girl she's put

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me on some pretty good, like ten to fifteen dollars

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bottles of wine at Trader Joe's that are like I

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actually really really do enjoy.

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Speaker 5: So I've appreciated it.

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Speaker 2: As you're committing war crimes against your gut by eating

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a slop that doesn't legally qualify as beef. Of course

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I want to pair it correctly with the you know,

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the the correct wor with the right.

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Speaker 3: Amount of saying because I'm getting the flavors from Trader

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Speaker 5: Taco Bell that they're not able to be paired with properly.

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Speaker 4: I am.

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Speaker 5: I don't think that like flavors compare across the board anywhere.

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Speaker 4: I think I think.

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Speaker 5: You're being a little a little snobby.

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Speaker 4: I am being.

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Speaker 5: She you are not her audience.

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Speaker 4: I am being snobby. Uh, I get why.

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's it's but that's her entire deal is.

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Speaker 3: Her deal is that she knows way more about wine

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than you've ever known, And she's telling you how to

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drink it if you can't spend thirty dollars every night on.

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Speaker 5: A bottle of wine.

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Speaker 4: No, for sure. What I'm saying is pairing it with

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taco bell though, the point.

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Speaker 3: Is that you can fine flavors anywhere. I mean, it

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might not be real meat, but there are still flavors.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I know, but it's not. I mean, yeah, okay, look,

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that's fine, that's fine. I'm the minority here. I don't

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think of fast food is real food. I love fast food.

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I get old time. I don't think of it as

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real food.

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Speaker 5: But you can still drink wine with it.

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Speaker 3: And she's like, if you're gonna drink wine with it,

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this is what's going to taste good.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I think. I think. I think that's funny.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I guess that's the the the the the

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entire I guess.

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Speaker 3: Most people aren't sitting at home every night making themselves,

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you know, gourmet dishes, like most people are just eating

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average stuff.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, not to night, I agree, we find mean, Look.

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Speaker 3: Okay, how about I rephrase it. Let's say you're just

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having a little Mexican night at home. Doesn't have to

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be Taco Bell. What do you kind of meat you're

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trying to I'm sure whatever she's pairing with it will

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taste just as good with that.

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Speaker 4: Uh I think Taco Bell. I probably think it's just no.

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Speaker 7: Look, I was got a Taco Bell right now, and

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I'll spend thirty five dollars on myself.

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Speaker 4: Five dollars on yourself at Taco Bell. I might not

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eat it all, but I might have a plan with

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enthusiasm unknown to mankind.

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Speaker 2: He's not wrong, or are you researching weapons of mass destruction?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 3: I could do that as well. I could do it

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as well. Taco Bell, Taco Bell. Matt C's not wrong.

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He said you got that Taco Bell by Total Wine

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on Seagan.

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Speaker 5: Feels pretty convenient.

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Speaker 4: There you go follow the nose snop.

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Speaker 5: And have you guys done the taster thing?

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Speaker 4: Chezy Gordida crunch with a nice sauvi.

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Speaker 5: Have you either of y'all done the taster thing?

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Speaker 8: Uh?

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Speaker 3: No, it's the guy from Matten Rouge, the doctor he developed.

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I guess he was doing some work with like during

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COVID online, your senses and what you're losing and all

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of that. I don't want to get I'm probably getting

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this all wrong. But he ended up translating that into

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a wine thing. So you have these little like strips

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and you put them in your mouth and then you

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rank how bitter or sweet it tastes. Okay, and it's

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different for everyone. Like I did this with someone. You

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have the same strips and we were getting totally different.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it tastes great and change and everything.

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Speaker 3: It tells you what your flavor profile is and then

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it gives you it will like link you to total

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wine and be like these are the wines that you

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were going to enjoy. Oh yeah, and so like I

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ended up doing it and it killed it. Like it

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was like wines I would have never bought, like types

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of wines I would have never bought for myself.

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Speaker 5: And I was like, oh wow, okay.

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Speaker 4: That sounds very cool. Yeah, I'd definitely like to check

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that out.

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Speaker 5: Maybe we can do it on air one day.

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Speaker 2: Be a good Friday segment. Rivers, Congratulations are in order

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because you had a birthday. Yep, yesterday, Happy birthday, Happy

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belated birthday.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you pretty old, you know, yep, yep, thirty seven.

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Speaker 4: Nobody's in their mic the year like me though, Yeah, but.

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Speaker 5: Like thirty We were talking about this yesterday.

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Speaker 3: I don't have a problem so much about the age

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of thirty seven, like the age bad number.

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Speaker 4: Outside of Steve Gleeson.

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Speaker 3: We talked about this, like the age thirty seven does

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not bother me, Like I don't mind that I'm getting older.

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Speaker 5: But the number thirty seven is so gross.

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Speaker 4: It's a prime number.

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Speaker 5: Its numbers are now.

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Speaker 7: The one thing it has twenty nine and thirty seven

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Speaker 4: I was like, e, these are bad Jersey numbers.

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Speaker 2: The one thing that thirty seven has going for is

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three plus seven equals ten, which is kind of it's

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only saving grace.

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Speaker 4: And outside of that, not a lot, not a lot.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, but you got to get a windy path to

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He's trying to find something.

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Speaker 3: To Bob's join us in this upper thirty taco bell

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with wine.

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Speaker 4: I could be excited about seven plus three equals ten.

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Speaker 5: That's true.

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Speaker 2: And also I'm thirty five. Okay, so keep y'all's old

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asses out of here because I'm with Taylor and Laundra.

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Speaker 3: Right, guys, Oh, you're we're about to be thirty six,

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You're about to be upper.

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Speaker 5: Thirty thirty five.

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Speaker 4: You're only thirty five A month.

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Speaker 5: We got a mind?

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Speaker 4: How about that?

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Speaker 5: I mean, he's a month.

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Speaker 2: Of thirty six. I was thirty six until a couple

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months back. That's right in the middle of the year

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I realized I wasn't. And what a great feeling to

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immediately gain a year back of life in an instant,

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something that something that many of you cannot appreciate.

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Speaker 5: Well, in a month, he's upper thirties with.

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Speaker 4: Us, Yeah, I mean I'm not four months.

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Speaker 5: For four months will be together in our upper third.

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Speaker 4: You're in your thirties. No, I am twenty eight. Oh

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my gosh, Elanda, twenty five six?

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Speaker 5: What I would give?

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Speaker 3: I feel though, perpetually like twenty seven, Like that's the

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age that I, for.

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Speaker 7: Some reason I thought I thought had made, like May

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thirty or close to is it?

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Speaker 4: Moos is thirty? Moose is, Yeah, has been thirty for

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perpetually forty five because I'm just kind of I'm just

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so accustomed to being kind of the mature person in

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the room, the wise person, or you know, do.

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Speaker 5: You think that being forty five makes you the wisest

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person in the room?

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Speaker 4: Everybody come.

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Speaker 2: It feels like a very wise age forty five nights,

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a bit of mixture of youth and age, like I.

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Speaker 3: Believe as like a Southern forty five, or like a

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California forty five, because California forty forty five is like twelve.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, get out of here.

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Speaker 3: It's something I remember my in college, my senior year,

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my friend had an internship with MTV over the summer,

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and so at the end of the summer I went there,

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but I spent two weeks with her there. Yeah, and

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we were twenty one twenty two, and everyone we hung

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out with was like.

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Speaker 5: Thirty to thirty five. Is the time.

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Speaker 3: I wasn't thinking anything about it. But now that I

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am in my mid thirties, I'm like, wow, that would

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have been That would be weird for me to be

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hanging out with a twenty two year old.

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Speaker 6: I get.

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Speaker 2: It's just not weird over there, I guess because it's

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just baked into the culture where old and young people

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Speaker 4: The It's definitely way different than here, though it is. Yeah,

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what animal would you be? Rivers? Have you decided?

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Speaker 5: Oh no, I'm gonna tell y'all next segment. I'm still thinking, Oh.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm going pig one, I'm going hippo two. We

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gotta give it a second.

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Speaker 5: No, I'm not giving secondary.

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Speaker 4: That's one.

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Speaker 2: That's one I've just been thinking about. Other animals would

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be great to be. I mean, if you're a hippo,

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No natural predators on a hippo, I believe, right, Like,

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what's gonna.

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Speaker 4: Kill a hippop? Nothing in the water, I mean not.

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Speaker 2: You know what else A little about a hippo. You

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basically just float all the time. You're not even putting

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a lot on your joints. You're a big guy, your

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joints probably hurt. You're kind of morbidly obese in a

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lot of ways. But all you do is eat and

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chill in the water. Sounds great also, I mean, just

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speaking sticking with the big animal theme, I mean, how

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about being a blue whale, the bigest, the biggest animal

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and planet Earth?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, nobody mess with you.

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Speaker 2: You talk to the homies all day from Afar, you'd

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be across the I.

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Speaker 4: Have to swim, because if you have to swim the

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whole time, that's a lot.

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Speaker 5: Is that what you would be saying the whole time?

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Speaker 2: I think but I mean, you do swim the whole time,

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but it's not but it's but it's basically like floating

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to you.

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Speaker 5: What about that? Obviously sharks are kind of cool.

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Speaker 3: But did you see recently they found that shark that's

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like a I don't know, two hundred years old or

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something or five hundred years old.

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Speaker 4: Aren't like all sharks like thousands of years?

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Speaker 5: They found one?

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Speaker 4: Wait, like a living that was a.

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Speaker 3: Live because I don't have the I don't have the

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facts on me, but yes, they found like a living

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shark that is like a crazy amount old.

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Speaker 4: Okay, let's see.

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Speaker 2: It does say some greenland sharks can live. Does scientist

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has made greenland sharks live at least two hundred and

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fifty years and may live.

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Speaker 5: That was found?

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Speaker 4: How do you get you there?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 5: Wait? One shark?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, scientists find five hundred year old shark. Yeah, there

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is in September the longest living vertebrate.

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Speaker 5: Your shark? What's that shark been doing?

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Speaker 4: Swimming? You think he's tired?

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Speaker 8: Now?

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Speaker 7: You think he's like, I think he's just he's exhausted,

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like the did you see a vampire and they're like.

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Speaker 6: Vampire?

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Speaker 5: It's just like I'm over it.

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Speaker 4: This is it? So that means that this shark.

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Speaker 2: Was alive, was born before uh, the New World was discovered?

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Speaker 4: Or is that fourteen ninety two, five hundred years? Okay,

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so you would have it would have just been it

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would have just been.

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Speaker 5: Discovered, say where it was discovered.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, Greenland's like I don't know if they called the

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Greenland and the jat.

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Speaker 3: I would hate to be five hundred yeah, I mean,

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you know, just reach it wach point where you're like,

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all right.

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Speaker 4: I hope. I mean, I don't know. I don't know.

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Do you ever stop one? I don't know. I don't know.

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I mean you might know about you're closer to you're older.

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Speaker 5: Than Jay, so you know, y'all are j What are

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we gonna do for Jake's fortieth I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I was thinking about that too. We gotta do some hobbies.

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Then obviously it only comes once lordy lord, he looks,

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who's forty?

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Speaker 9: I already have something.

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Speaker 5: I told you what it was, Okay, does he know?

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Don't tell me? We love that.

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Speaker 7: Just got great plans, got really good plans, incredible giver

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some some part of me is nervous that it's going

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to be.

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Speaker 4: It's going to be really good, and like.

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Speaker 5: That makes you so excited. I trust you that one

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year we did. I had to co host with you

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on your birthday.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I remember he wasn't here, but I.

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Speaker 3: Kined up with you and we decorated the studio and

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you had all those voice messages.

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Speaker 4: From your videos from all my my helmies. Yeah, that

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was fun, all right.

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Speaker 2: When we get back here on off the bench, we

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got a Tatanville Story of the day day which you

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didn't get to yet, which is one of and and

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Elanja think you'll like it's got a bit of a

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conspiratorial bench.

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Speaker 4: Okay, whatever we'll get, we'll get to next.

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Speaker 10: The bench.

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Speaker 10: Welcome back to the ninth ranked morning sports show in America.

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Speaker 6: Off the Bench, Oh Rodre, How.

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Speaker 2: Old do you think you would have been when this

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song was big? Like teens or before that?

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Speaker 9: When did it come out?

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Speaker 6: I don't know.

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Speaker 5: I want to say I was in college.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like its like.

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Speaker 5: In six somewhere in there.

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Speaker 2: I feel like I used to dances at weddings and

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twenty eleven and twelve all the time.

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Speaker 9: Two thousand and nine, so I was eleven.

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Speaker 4: How you have your musical knowledge, I'll never know. Very impressive.

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Love me?

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Speaker 5: Do you love this?

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Speaker 11: Song.

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Speaker 2: Then all right, let's go ahead and get to a

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wild Tataville Story of the Day Day.

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Speaker 10: It's time for Data's NFL Story of the Day day,

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your daily dose of NFL news from Taylor Sharp.

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Speaker 12: Guys, the Las Vegas Raiders may have drafted the wrong

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player back in twenty twenty three. And I know what

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you think about people missing draft picks all the time, though, No,

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I mean like they meant to draft someone and drafted

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someone else. That's and you're probably wondering, No, that's impossible. Yes,

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not when they're both named Byron Young and they are

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both defensive linemen from SEC school. So back in twenty

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twenty three, Byron Young for Tennessee was a defensive end.

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Byron Young from out Lay, Obama was a defensive tackle.

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They were both coming out the same year. And uh,

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Q Myers, this came yesterday from Q Meyers. So again,

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this happened back in twenty twenty three. But Q Myers

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does ESPN Radio in Las Vegas. He covers the Raiders

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a lot, and they were talking about the Rams. One

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Byron Young plays for the Rams, and he was saying, hey, look, guys,

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I know this like this isn't proven. But like I

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cover this team, I'm telling you, I truly believe they

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meant to draft this Byron Young and not the other.

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Because okay, so Rams Byron Young, this is gonna be

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confusingly good. So Rams Byron Young is very good. He

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had seven and a half sacks this year. He's part

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of that Young d line with like Fisk him, He's

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on there as well Jared Verse. He hit seven and

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a half sacks from the defensive tackle spot. Like I mean,

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he had a hell of a year. This was an

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interview right after he got drafted. This is Byron Young

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from the Rams talking about draft day.

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Speaker 4: Give this a listen.

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Speaker 2: Call.

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Speaker 13: It was hard, I you know, it was. It was

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one of parbably a lot of people don't know. It's

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a uh you know, it's another Barer Young that went

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to the Raiders. So I was sitting there right and

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d you know, when I first met this guy, I

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knew one day this woulda happened, and I was, you know,

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it was like, okay whatever. So me and him come

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out at the same time. I'm sitting down and my

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agent takes me said congratulations. You know, I was like,

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what you got?

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Speaker 4: Dr He said, you gotta drive to the Raiders.

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Speaker 13: I'm getting happy and and he said, oh nover mine.

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They takes a wrong agent. So I'm I'm upset right

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now and that the Raiders about to pop up and

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my family don't know that. So I'm sitting there and

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uh they they about to say that, they about to.

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Speaker 4: Say his name.

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Speaker 13: So I said, should I turn off the TV for

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like three minutes or I just gonna take this cause

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I knew that they would have come. So I'm sitting

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there and they said, you know, the Raiders drive the

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Byron Young. My family started cheering, and I'm just sitting there,

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just hurt. And I was like, that's not me, that's

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not me. And you know, y th th you know,

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I had a a hard pill to swallow, you know,

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so I you know, I took that and I was upset,

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but you know, I was just thankful that, you know,

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Dave Rounds was right for me. So, you know, good

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things happened to the people that wait, So I knew

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God had a planned for me.

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Speaker 4: Okay, so a little bit of.

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Speaker 3: Right now in that moment, can you even imagine sit

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on the couch with your family.

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Speaker 2: But but right now, though it feels like maybe the

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Raiders thought they called the wrong Byron right now, the

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wrong guy, but they may have called the right one

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and thought they had the wrong one because okay Byron Young.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, I mean they're a team that didn't turn in

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their draft pick one time it got skipped over.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, that happened early.

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Speaker 12: Alabama Byron Young, who the Raiders wound up drafting, went

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seventieth seven picks later. The Rams took this Byron Young.

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And if you go look at like, you know, the

474
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the draft big boards and everything. I took Bleacher Report,

475
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but I looked at about three or four different ones.

476
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Byron Young from Tennessee, who they called eighty two overall,

477
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the Byron Young that they drafted, and this doesn't really matter,

478
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but I mean the Byron Young that they drafted down

479
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here at one twenty seven.

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Speaker 4: He had a fifth round. Great, Okay, this Byron Young.

481
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Speaker 12: Which is where he went, And you can say, okay,

482
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well is it that big of a deal. Here's what

483
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Byron Young for the Rams did this year. Thirty four tackles,

484
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seven and a half sacks, and a force fumble on

485
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a playoff team. The other Byron Young was cut after

486
00:21:36,039 --> 00:21:39,160
his rookie season by a team that spent a third

487
00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:42,200
round pick on him. He had four tackles in six

488
00:21:42,279 --> 00:21:44,839
games as a rookie last year. He's with the Eagles

489
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now facing the Rams and the playoffs.

490
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Speaker 4: Against the other Byron Young.

491
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Speaker 12: He hasn't recorded a stat But guys, here's the here's

492
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the weirdest part.

493
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Speaker 4: Okay, so I'm getting there. This is.

494
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Speaker 12: How much people screw them up. This is Alabama Byron Young.

495
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:07,079
Speaker 4: Okay, who's the good one, Tennessee or Alabama?

496
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Speaker 12: This is Alabama Byron Young. The guy that they allegedly

497
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:12,880
drafted by mistake looks nothing like the other guy. No,

498
00:22:13,119 --> 00:22:17,519
this is Rams Byron Young. This is ESPN dot com. Yeah,

499
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:23,000
they have the same picture for both guys Byron Young,

500
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for both guys.

501
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Speaker 6: Yeah.

502
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Speaker 4: Yeah, So it happens to the best of us. So

503
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there is a free pass here.

504
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Speaker 12: So there's a there is a chance that the Raiders

505
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drafted the wrong Byron Young. I think they realized their mistake,

506
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cut him after a year and just took their loss

507
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to be fair.

508
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Speaker 2: The biggest piece of evidence that points to them not

509
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:47,000
just calling the wrong guy but actually scrambling and screwed

510
00:22:47,079 --> 00:22:48,119
up and actually drafted the wrong.

511
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Speaker 4: Guy is the draft. Great projection. Yeah, because the fact

512
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that they.

513
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Speaker 12: Had called one of them was like, no, no, no, we

514
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meant to call the other one.

515
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Speaker 4: They had the Byron Young's mix.

516
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Speaker 2: I know if you're and also if you're gonna overdraft

517
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like that, then you're in love with that that guy,

518
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:03,440
and you would not screw up the number right, and.

519
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Speaker 7: You wouldn't cut him after a year.

520
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Speaker 12: But he played in six games, four tackles. Cut him

521
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after years with the Eagles.

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Speaker 7: It's not crazy at a third round pick, I guess. I mean,

523
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but it's not normal that a third round pick gets.

524
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Speaker 4: Cut after a one year year. It gets at least

525
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two or.

526
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Speaker 2: Three Golly, those who are wondering fair, this is the

527
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guy that covers a team like Taylor says, it's like

528
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they're under here.

529
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Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.

530
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Speaker 12: Well, because again this happened two years ago, and that

531
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interview from Byron Young was two years ago. But they

532
00:23:31,319 --> 00:23:34,759
were asking Q Myers about rams Eagles and he.

533
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Speaker 4: Goes, I got a good story for you.

534
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:38,960
Speaker 12: Byron Young plays for the Eagles now, and I think

535
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they drafted the wrong one. So everything kind of like

536
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:45,200
resurface yesterday. And by the way, those ESPN dot Com pictures.

537
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I pulled those up today. Those are current today. ESPN

538
00:23:48,119 --> 00:23:51,279
dot Com has the same guy on both Byron He walks.

539
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Speaker 4: Through the door, the coach is like.

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00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:59,400
Speaker 3: Ah, is not the gun.

541
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Speaker 12: Well they put him at the end. And then he's

542
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:06,559
like they put him out there at the end, and

543
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:08,240
he's like, no, no, no, coach, I played tackle and

544
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:09,599
they're like, we definitely.

545
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Speaker 4: I knew something was fishy here Tennessee. Byron Young. He

546
00:24:16,559 --> 00:24:18,359
just got inducted to the Senior Ball Hall of Fame

547
00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:20,359
because I interviewed. I interviewed that guy. So he's had

548
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:23,480
like a hell of a run to start his NFL career. Yeah,

549
00:24:23,519 --> 00:24:26,480
I mean that Rams defensive front. To have him first

550
00:24:26,519 --> 00:24:29,599
and fisc all year one and year two in the NFL, sheh,

551
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:32,359
what's it feel like? I have so many young good players.

552
00:24:32,039 --> 00:24:35,079
Speaker 12: And right after you, right after Aaron Donald retires, you

553
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:36,279
got to replace this guy.

554
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:39,599
Speaker 4: Yeah, you might have the best young D line.

555
00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:43,240
Speaker 2: And probably my favorite play that didn't count was Brandon

556
00:24:43,319 --> 00:24:46,400
Fisk's unbelievable.

557
00:24:45,319 --> 00:24:46,559
Speaker 4: Return against the Saints.

558
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:49,160
Speaker 2: Did you see that where he hit the knees to

559
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:52,240
scoop up the ball immediately popped up, He made cuts,

560
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:53,960
he finished in the end z bow and it ended

561
00:24:54,039 --> 00:24:56,680
up being incomplete or something like that. I don't know, whatever,

562
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:58,200
it was one of the craziest players I've ever seen.

563
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:02,000
Put some respect on my Fraser's name for saying Braidon

564
00:25:02,039 --> 00:25:06,279
Fisk was good. Okay, everybody crept all over him. Braidon

565
00:25:06,319 --> 00:25:07,079
Fisk is a dog.

566
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Speaker 4: Yep.

567
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:09,799
Speaker 5: Good question.

568
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:12,599
Speaker 3: How much extra money did bad Iron Young make with

569
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that higher pro.

570
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Speaker 4: Probably talking about twelve thousand. What if he wasn't gonna

571
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:20,119
get drafted to the fifth round though? How much Byron

572
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:20,839
Young made?

573
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Speaker 5: Yeah, that one.

574
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,920
Speaker 4: From a fifth talking about lot we're talking, I mean,

575
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we're talking about and if he should have.

576
00:25:27,799 --> 00:25:30,960
Speaker 12: Had more job security. On average he was. He was

577
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ranked like one twenty eight on bleacher Report. I think

578
00:25:33,519 --> 00:25:35,799
when I looked his average was like one twenty on

579
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like three or four different different big boards and he

580
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:39,039
went seventieth.

581
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Speaker 4: So that's a big game.

582
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Speaker 7: That's that's hundreds of thousands of dollars difference between the

583
00:25:44,279 --> 00:25:46,559
third round, like seventieth big to the fifth round.

584
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Speaker 3: Well, it seems like good Byron Young made it. He's

585
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still making his dollars. Good for bad Byron Young.

586
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Speaker 2: God, I thought that it was embarrassing for us when

587
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we messed up lay to lat Too and Cameron Lattu.

588
00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:02,680
This is definitely worse, Like Chad says when he walks

589
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:03,920
in there playing Rocky.

590
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Speaker 12: Top, what are they toting me?

591
00:26:07,319 --> 00:26:07,440
Speaker 10: Like?

592
00:26:07,559 --> 00:26:08,559
Speaker 4: I hate rock time?

593
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:11,640
Speaker 5: You were like cool guys.

594
00:26:12,319 --> 00:26:14,839
Speaker 12: And the fact that they're both on playoff teams playing

595
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:17,440
against each other, neither happened to be the Raiders.

596
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Speaker 4: This is just phenomenal.

597
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:22,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is the world. Sometimes truth can be stranger

598
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:24,960
than fiction. That's definitely a case here.

599
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,440
Speaker 12: All right, you never know if this is true because

600
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the Raiders will all know. Dude, I want to believe

601
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:31,720
it's easy to know.

602
00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:34,039
Speaker 4: Come on, you really think we did that? That's a

603
00:26:34,079 --> 00:26:37,480
great part. Yeah, that's a great part about.

604
00:26:37,319 --> 00:26:40,279
Speaker 2: Doing something that stupid is it is so stupid that

605
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there's a very easy defence, like.

606
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Speaker 4: I could not be That's just no way we would

607
00:26:43,559 --> 00:26:45,319
do that. No way, Come on, you think we really do?

608
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:48,839
Come on? Now, we really liked his tape out of

609
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:57,920
El Bama is Bama? Yeah, Alabama. They should trade jerseys

610
00:26:57,920 --> 00:26:59,920
this weekend. I think they should do now. I don't

611
00:27:00,039 --> 00:27:01,839
out the other young for the Eagles. He might not

612
00:27:01,839 --> 00:27:06,079
be dressed, it says he is active this week. He

613
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:07,920
is not. He is.

614
00:27:08,039 --> 00:27:09,720
Speaker 12: He does not have any stats this year. He hadn't

615
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:11,599
played a ton because he's gonna enjure something. But he

616
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:12,279
is active for this.

617
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Speaker 4: We definitely need to trade Jersey.

618
00:27:13,599 --> 00:27:15,400
Speaker 3: A lot of people in the chat calling for yeah,

619
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:16,839
Jersey swap, that would be great.

620
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Speaker 12: But if you're if you're bad Byron, that's just what

621
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:20,920
I want to call him, if you're bad Byron with

622
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:21,640
the Eagles, Like, do.

623
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:22,920
Speaker 4: You want to do this? Do you want to be

624
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:27,279
known for that side of history? Byron? Balls out of control?

625
00:27:27,599 --> 00:27:31,480
Actually it would be. It's an opportunity, gets like two sacks.

626
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Speaker 5: Shut down Byron?

627
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, bad, show you what's up? Even though I don't

628
00:27:37,559 --> 00:27:41,720
like bad Byrons went to Alabama, So I hope Dom

629
00:27:41,759 --> 00:27:43,920
feeds him too many Canoli's before the game and he

630
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:44,599
can't play.

631
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Speaker 4: Because he's just crapping. I do think the Rams win.

632
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:49,920
Speaker 10: Uh?

633
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:54,440
Speaker 4: I think we all picked the Rams, which is, didn't

634
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:56,799
we all pick them? Am I wrong? Did you end

635
00:27:56,839 --> 00:27:59,960
up landing Taylor? Did you end up land Rams? Eagles?

636
00:28:00,039 --> 00:28:00,400
Speaker 6: Right alone?

637
00:28:00,519 --> 00:28:00,599
Speaker 11: Oh?

638
00:28:00,759 --> 00:28:02,240
Speaker 4: Hues, the only that's right. Elon is the only one

639
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:05,000
that pick the Eagles. Good call. Imagine that.

640
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:07,720
Speaker 2: It's almost like you're trusting the head coach with the

641
00:28:07,839 --> 00:28:11,839
you know, the best winning percentage in the NFL. Nick

642
00:28:13,039 --> 00:28:20,319
for Nick Sirianni can't get any respect.

643
00:28:20,519 --> 00:28:23,480
Speaker 4: All right, let me get back more Shenanigans. Keep a

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luck to here on O.

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Speaker 6: Back to sports talk, maybe off the bench.

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Speaker 4: Maybe it's like a monkey, you know, kind of like you, Uh,

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what's going on, y'all? Welcome back to O G B

669
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and talk about what animals who want to be? And

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U rivers you have this very seriously and have been

671
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pondering your answer. Thirty five We decided I.

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Speaker 3: Hadn't going into the second segment, but we had a

673
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:09,680
lot of Byron Young. Okay, I decided house cat because

674
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I'm gonna explain, because I feel pretty independent, I'm pretty

675
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self sufficient. I can be affectionate to people that I like.

676
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I'm a little sassy, little moody.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, so wait, but but this is what you

678
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would want to be maybe not what most represents you?

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Speaker 5: Well, I thought that's the question what most represents me?

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00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:31,440
Speaker 2: Oh no, this was just like what do you want

681
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:33,039
to be? Like what do you want to fans? Like

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animal do you want to be?

683
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Speaker 5: But like a house cat doesn't have about it.

684
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Speaker 4: I think a house cat is actually kind of cat.

685
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Speaker 5: Any kind of feline probably would work.

686
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Speaker 2: House cats though, were hey, maybe a cougar house cat laugh.

687
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Speaker 5: He covers mouth.

688
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Speaker 3: Yeah that was he did not laugh, the only one

689
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who did not laugh at will.

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Speaker 5: But of fee line.

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Speaker 3: But I think if it's what most represents me, maybe

692
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a house cat, but otherwise maybe just some sort of

693
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:05,079
feline house The way they move, you know, like and

694
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and maybe like a jaguar or like a I mean,

695
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:11,599
I do Cooper is a joke, but also like I

696
00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:12,440
kind of think they're cool.

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00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:12,920
Speaker 5: They vibe.

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00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:15,000
Speaker 2: House cats are kind of like only children as well,

699
00:31:15,079 --> 00:31:18,440
where they they definitely like their own They like their

700
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:21,240
own space, you know, they're they're very used to that.

701
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:25,480
I've always described cats as kind of just roommates.

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Speaker 4: Really, I'm a hang out.

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00:31:28,359 --> 00:31:30,920
Speaker 5: I'm a great roommate. Yeah, like that's that's my vibe.

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Speaker 3: So I think that house cat who I think represents me,

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00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:36,119
but just some sort of feline a landra.

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Speaker 4: You you said that you maybe want to change your

707
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tiger answer.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, y'all were talking about sharks, yes, and I think

709
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I want to be a shark instead. I love the water,

710
00:31:47,599 --> 00:31:50,319
like if I can be in some water all day,

711
00:31:50,359 --> 00:31:52,200
I really will be really Yeah.

712
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Speaker 4: Do you have fear of sharks? No?

713
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:58,160
Speaker 9: I would know. I would get in a cage and

714
00:31:58,279 --> 00:31:59,839
like do the shark like you?

715
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:03,160
Speaker 5: You don't want to, you know, like if you don't

716
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:04,519
want to mess with someone there.

717
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, until the dolphins show up, like yeah, and they

718
00:32:11,519 --> 00:32:14,799
like bottle knows you to death. Dude, freaking dolphins.

719
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:15,720
Speaker 9: I'll figure it out.

720
00:32:15,759 --> 00:32:17,640
Speaker 4: Dolphins are problematic in their own right. Don't get it

721
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:22,799
twisted out is my favorite forget what we stay in.

722
00:32:24,039 --> 00:32:29,599
Speaker 2: Dolphins engage in an activity that is so frowned upon

723
00:32:29,799 --> 00:32:32,559
in that I don't even feel comfortable saying the word on.

724
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:34,759
Speaker 5: Okay, well it's not then the show.

725
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:38,559
Speaker 4: I'm not about that. T Bob doesn't.

726
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,960
Speaker 5: Dolphins are Dolphins are therapists.

727
00:32:43,079 --> 00:32:45,960
Speaker 4: Okay they are, look it up.

728
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:47,559
Speaker 5: Okay, but.

729
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:52,799
Speaker 3: You're staying with Tiger though, yes, wolf, I think is

730
00:32:52,839 --> 00:32:55,920
a great answer, and you're staying with pig or whale.

731
00:32:56,039 --> 00:32:58,680
Speaker 4: Pig, pig hippo whale.

732
00:33:00,119 --> 00:33:02,319
Speaker 5: Hey you saw a little whale action.

733
00:33:02,599 --> 00:33:05,440
Speaker 2: I mean we did just we during the commercial break

734
00:33:05,519 --> 00:33:08,359
engage in an internet theory that the Lockness Monster.

735
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:12,359
Speaker 4: May just be a whale.

736
00:33:12,359 --> 00:33:17,640
Speaker 2: Fallis because apparently whales just like to flip over and

737
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:18,559
flop it out of water.

738
00:33:18,799 --> 00:33:20,720
Speaker 5: Don't google it if you really don't want.

739
00:33:20,599 --> 00:33:20,960
Speaker 4: To see it.

740
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:22,880
Speaker 9: I'm sure there whales and lakes.

741
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:25,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's great point. That's good point.

742
00:33:25,279 --> 00:33:28,799
Speaker 4: Like you know, but like what if one like made

743
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:31,920
his way to a lake, you know, get.

744
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:37,160
Speaker 3: There, but side by side monster whale, and it looks

745
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:38,440
very similar.

746
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:41,759
Speaker 12: Like we've never seen reddit post from four years ago.

747
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:44,119
We've never seen the rest of the lockness monster. So

748
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:44,960
it's a little neck here.

749
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:45,920
Speaker 4: Is this true?

750
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:48,240
Speaker 2: Did y'all hear this? I'm sure you two did. The

751
00:33:48,279 --> 00:33:51,079
old people, the young people, my brethren did.

752
00:33:51,839 --> 00:33:52,839
Speaker 9: My brethren.

753
00:33:55,119 --> 00:34:02,279
Speaker 2: About less than ten years years older than Okay, but which.

754
00:34:02,119 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 4: Is less it's mad.

755
00:34:03,759 --> 00:34:07,799
Speaker 12: But you're only like one to two what like, you're

756
00:34:07,839 --> 00:34:09,400
you're one year younger than Really.

757
00:34:09,159 --> 00:34:11,400
Speaker 4: They're both forty around she's.

758
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:14,360
Speaker 12: Thirty seven seven whatever, you're about to be thirty six,

759
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:15,519
So we're rounding.

760
00:34:15,199 --> 00:34:17,039
Speaker 9: Down on forty times, rounding up.

761
00:34:17,199 --> 00:34:17,960
Speaker 4: Yes, exactly.

762
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:20,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Look, if you get four or five nine,

763
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:23,840
that's a four or five Jake, the rank of four.

764
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,800
Speaker 9: Or five, I'll do it because it's jake. But that's

765
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:26,480
not how it worked.

766
00:34:26,519 --> 00:34:27,599
Speaker 4: Yes, exactly.

767
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:30,400
Speaker 3: That's I want to be clear that I don't agree

768
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:32,599
with this, but I will agree with it for Jake,

769
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:34,360
the what was.

770
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:37,760
Speaker 4: I going to say? Oh, really, do you all hear

771
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:41,639
this growing up? That the word dork? What do you what?

772
00:34:41,639 --> 00:34:42,960
What did you hear the word dork meant?

773
00:34:43,079 --> 00:34:44,440
Speaker 5: I'm too young for to know this.

774
00:34:44,559 --> 00:34:45,000
Speaker 4: I don't know.

775
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:49,400
Speaker 8: Dork like like a thirty guy, like a literal definition,

776
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:51,039
not like this slaying, but like.

777
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:52,679
Speaker 5: What I never considered what it might be.

778
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:56,159
Speaker 2: We were always told that it meant a whales penis

779
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:58,360
who told you that the playground?

780
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:02,280
Speaker 5: I don't remember that. F No, but you also had

781
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:04,280
woods porn. You all were doing some weird stuff in it,

782
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:06,119
like wood we're doing weird?

783
00:35:07,159 --> 00:35:07,920
Speaker 4: That is a thing.

784
00:35:08,079 --> 00:35:09,719
Speaker 9: They were doing really weird stuff.

785
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:14,800
Speaker 8: But friends that I don't think any of us did.

786
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:19,239
Speaker 2: You never want to do this thing, were like, never

787
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:21,400
claimed that to be normal.

788
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,320
Speaker 4: But woods porn is something that exists.

789
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:27,440
Speaker 5: Because I don't want to talk it is.

790
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:30,880
Speaker 9: I don't want to know what it is.

791
00:35:31,599 --> 00:35:33,920
Speaker 3: Back in the day, find ways to hide porn in

792
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:35,440
the woods and then kids we can find it.

793
00:35:35,519 --> 00:35:38,199
Speaker 4: Yeah, you wouldn't a magazine, We wouldn't hide them.

794
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:42,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, but one day we found a cash of adult

795
00:35:42,039 --> 00:35:45,000
magazines in a Duffel bag in the woods. And it

796
00:35:45,079 --> 00:35:47,400
is something that existed in a pre Internet age where

797
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:50,920
men used to stash their pornography in the woods.

798
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,800
Speaker 4: This is this is American culture. There's a Norman.

799
00:35:54,079 --> 00:35:56,920
Speaker 5: Did you ever find Okay? Thank you?

800
00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:58,360
Speaker 4: Well, you weren't in the woods enough, you know.

801
00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:00,360
Speaker 5: I feel like we probably lived closer to the thing

802
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:00,800
you did.

803
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:06,320
Speaker 2: I find wood was seeking it out.

804
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:12,360
Speaker 4: No, you can't seek out treasure treasure hunters again, what

805
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:14,719
am I gonna do like spy on the neighbors and

806
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:17,159
see who's you're just going on hunt? You can go

807
00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:19,800
on a hunt. You're playing. We saw a bag, we

808
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,400
open it up and there's playboys. It was crazy.

809
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:27,320
Speaker 8: I'm trying to search for this dork uh definition that

810
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:31,599
you claim it means, but all of it says socially

811
00:36:31,639 --> 00:36:32,880
inept person.

812
00:36:34,119 --> 00:36:35,800
Speaker 9: Odd, socially awkwards.

813
00:36:36,079 --> 00:36:38,280
Speaker 5: Some person on the playground was like, I'm gonna tell

814
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:38,800
deep of this.

815
00:36:39,159 --> 00:36:43,199
Speaker 8: He's gonna believe an believe it well into his forties.

816
00:36:43,679 --> 00:36:47,079
Speaker 12: No, I'm sure you'll used to say one kid, you

817
00:36:47,079 --> 00:36:47,800
think you're funny.

818
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:53,599
Speaker 4: I'm okay. So, according to Google, dork does not mean Wales.

819
00:36:53,639 --> 00:36:56,039
Speaker 9: People shot shocked.

820
00:36:56,199 --> 00:36:58,800
Speaker 4: How many people are you told that too? Though?

821
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,400
Speaker 7: Because I know you You've talked about this with other

822
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:02,199
people before.

823
00:37:02,519 --> 00:37:05,800
Speaker 9: He said on air that Tim Tebow castrates kid you did.

824
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:10,639
Speaker 2: I should also say this though, in every article that

825
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:14,159
says that dork does not mean it, it does appear

826
00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:17,119
to be an urban legend. Like it's not like I

827
00:37:17,199 --> 00:37:19,800
made this up in a vacuum, Like there is a

828
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:22,159
conversation about does dork mean Wales?

829
00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:24,920
Speaker 3: Penis And well, that did not make it to Mississippi.

830
00:37:25,519 --> 00:37:28,920
It's not like it made it to Louisiana or so

831
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,400
maybe that's just some Georgia stuff.

832
00:37:30,639 --> 00:37:33,840
Speaker 2: It's just so crazy being the only person with any

833
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:34,440
culture in here.

834
00:37:35,039 --> 00:37:37,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, Woodbourne is definitely culture.

835
00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:39,920
Speaker 9: Not the Mexican in here.

836
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:44,079
Speaker 5: Look, you don't find Woodsbourne woods poorn thread.

837
00:37:44,119 --> 00:37:46,480
Speaker 2: Here's an entire Reddit thread from seven years ago talking

838
00:37:46,519 --> 00:37:47,320
about the dork thing.

839
00:37:49,639 --> 00:37:51,840
Speaker 3: Can you grow up in the same neighborhood as Usher?

840
00:37:52,039 --> 00:37:54,840
What kind of woods were you running around them?

841
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:54,960
Speaker 2: So?

842
00:37:56,239 --> 00:38:00,840
Speaker 4: Actually, I mean gated woods to be fair, but woods,

843
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:03,239
that's not a thing that it actually is.

844
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:04,199
Speaker 5: That's just landscaping.

845
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:09,719
Speaker 2: It's a lot of inside of neighborhood. But we didn't

846
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:10,960
find it my neighborhood. We found it in one of

847
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:11,800
my friends neighborhoods.

848
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:13,119
Speaker 5: You had to go outside the gate for that.

849
00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:15,400
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, never found Woodport in mine.

850
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:21,000
Speaker 12: It says t Bom can find woods porn, but not Orlando, Florida.

851
00:38:22,199 --> 00:38:27,119
Speaker 4: I mean, why do I need to know where Orlando?

852
00:38:27,679 --> 00:38:33,480
I'll maintain because you go there, you drive, drive, Just

853
00:38:33,519 --> 00:38:38,360
follow the GPS. Uh Goodwood dot.

854
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Speaker 9: Com speaking.

855
00:38:41,679 --> 00:38:43,360
Speaker 4: A lot of a lot of fallis talk here.

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Speaker 4: AskMen's coming next after bench. I can't believe none of

870
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y'all heard the dork thing growing.

871
00:39:34,679 --> 00:39:37,400
Speaker 7: There's a lot of urban legends that, yeah, we share,

872
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:38,679
but not that one.

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told the Bloom moon Light Skint sweet, I'd like say

903
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this Amy Goodson in the chat, Dork and Woodsbourne are

904
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:12,119
definitely a Georgia thing, born and raised in South Georgia,

905
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so she ran into both phenomenons, asked the bench.

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Speaker 4: What else did t Bob find in the woods Pine Cones?

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00:41:19,199 --> 00:41:19,320
Speaker 3: Uh?

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Speaker 4: Want to WrestleMania and Nola next year? Hell yeah, if

909
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it's back, I bet dev will be there.

910
00:41:25,599 --> 00:41:28,559
Speaker 2: Yeah he will, I mean yes, Devil definitely, Yeah for sure, Uh,

911
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:32,239
asked bench. Uh, Nookie does this every day. With the

912
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:34,000
abysmal TV ratings of the College Wall playoff.

913
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,599
Speaker 4: We will be snow next week. What is it? Busy

914
00:41:36,639 --> 00:41:39,960
percent chances on Tuesday. Yeah, it's a higher chance. We've

915
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:40,760
had a long time.

916
00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:44,719
Speaker 5: Kids well on Monday and then we get another day

917
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:46,400
on Tuesday. So that's exciting.

918
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:52,880
Speaker 2: Hey, grinch, if it snows, suck it up. Okay, Miss

919
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,119
House can there.

920
00:41:56,599 --> 00:41:57,119
Speaker 4: There, Preen?

921
00:41:57,239 --> 00:41:59,320
Speaker 5: It doesn't some of us have to work all day now,

922
00:41:59,400 --> 00:41:59,800
t Bob.

923
00:42:01,199 --> 00:42:03,719
Speaker 4: Maybe it says, I don't know. I hate when it

924
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:08,000
snows down here. Can't stand it's nothingboy, how it goes

925
00:42:08,039 --> 00:42:11,280
out the road. We still got to be here Tuesday.

926
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:13,559
Speaker 2: Hey, does anybody want to find a dead body in

927
00:42:13,599 --> 00:42:15,400
the woods, because that's where your head is.

928
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:18,199
Speaker 4: Taylor relaxed. I'm just saying, like Tuesday morning, when I get.

929
00:42:18,119 --> 00:42:21,880
Speaker 2: Here, if you get snow energy into the universe, I'm

930
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:22,719
gonna fight you, Taylor.

931
00:42:23,119 --> 00:42:27,599
Speaker 9: We don't have snow tailor, Taylor, and I also don't

932
00:42:27,599 --> 00:42:28,039
want snow.

933
00:42:29,199 --> 00:42:29,840
Speaker 4: Snow down here.

934
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:40,000
Speaker 11: Three to two, no snow down not even guys, about

935
00:42:40,119 --> 00:42:43,559
six hours then it just tads into the city on

936
00:42:43,639 --> 00:42:44,000
the ground.

937
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:45,880
Speaker 4: No, he ask the bitch.

938
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:49,119
Speaker 3: Did y'all talk about Hey, ask the bitch, did y'all

939
00:42:49,119 --> 00:42:50,119
talk about the bird handler.

940
00:42:51,159 --> 00:42:53,840
Speaker 5: No, you missed it. I think the time is past.

941
00:42:54,199 --> 00:42:56,519
Speaker 2: No, no, no, because it's European soccer story doesn't like

942
00:42:56,559 --> 00:42:58,000
you can play whenever in this market?

943
00:42:58,239 --> 00:42:58,880
Speaker 4: Have you heard about that?

944
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:02,400
Speaker 5: Read version? There's an eagle bird handler for what team?

945
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:03,719
Speaker 4: A falconer falconery for.

946
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:04,760
Speaker 5: Like it's an eagle.

947
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,119
Speaker 4: Oh, it's an eagle for us.

948
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:09,079
Speaker 3: And he was let go because apparently he had some

949
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:12,760
sort of work done on his he got a penis implant,

950
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:14,840
but he was posting pictures of it, so the team

951
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:18,800
let him go and then he he he locked himself

952
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:20,960
in the facility and will not leave until they let

953
00:43:21,039 --> 00:43:21,880
him apologize.

954
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:24,599
Speaker 4: He barricaded himself inside. You don't want to leave, but

955
00:43:24,639 --> 00:43:27,239
apparently he's lived there for fifteen years, so like, of course,

956
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:28,559
the poor guy doesn't want to leave.

957
00:43:28,719 --> 00:43:30,800
Speaker 5: But posting that stuff on the internet, I do not.

958
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:33,360
Speaker 7: You think that's where that story was going on? Y'all said,

959
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:37,880
y'all had a bird story? Was European the ultimate bird watcher?

960
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:38,960
He just loves birds?

961
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:40,559
Speaker 4: Did yeah? Asked the bench.

962
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:46,800
Speaker 2: Uh will this dork whale penis discussion helper hurt Otb's ranking.

963
00:43:47,159 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 9: Oh, from what you said earlier, I think so.

964
00:43:49,199 --> 00:43:52,000
Speaker 2: I think so as well, Uh, asked the bench. I'm

965
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:55,199
trapped in my house. Oh wait, I'm trapped in a

966
00:43:55,239 --> 00:43:57,960
house with my two offspring, both under two and a

967
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:01,840
half years old. Both have our be with bever odd

968
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:04,920
to make it this weekend without getting sick myself not high.

969
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:09,559
Speaker 4: I feel like I've never gotten r It's like a

970
00:44:09,599 --> 00:44:10,239
little kid thing.

971
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:12,280
Speaker 3: Now you can get it as an adult. It's just

972
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:15,280
a respiratory It's just basically like the flu with respiratory stuff.

973
00:44:16,199 --> 00:44:18,280
Speaker 4: Ben Levy Breaking News.

974
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:21,079
Speaker 2: Taylor Sharp's body found in the woods right next to

975
00:44:21,159 --> 00:44:25,440
a stash of vintage Playboys. Authorities believe the two events

976
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:31,800
are unrelated. Bigfoot is not my nemesis.

977
00:44:32,039 --> 00:44:32,480
Speaker 4: Shut up.

978
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:33,119
Speaker 8: Uh.

979
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:36,639
Speaker 4: If NeSSI is real, that is Bigfoot real. I think

980
00:44:36,719 --> 00:44:38,880
there's probably.

981
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:44,159
Speaker 2: A better chance that there's a North American primate race

982
00:44:44,239 --> 00:44:45,360
walking around than NeSSI.

983
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:46,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't think.

984
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:48,519
Speaker 10: So.

985
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:50,639
Speaker 4: Like, you're probably right, but it's on the ocean. It's

986
00:44:50,679 --> 00:44:52,039
a lake, like you said, but.

987
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:55,000
Speaker 5: It was still it's not gonna be surprised if you've

988
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:55,880
seen some crazy things.

989
00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:57,360
Speaker 3: I saw something the internet the other day that it

990
00:44:57,440 --> 00:45:00,840
was like if a dragon flew past me, I'd be surprised.

991
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:03,400
But I like surprise, that's what.

992
00:45:04,559 --> 00:45:08,519
Speaker 4: Yes, you would if a dragon flew past you know,

993
00:45:13,679 --> 00:45:20,840
I would be gasted, stunned, blown away if a freaking

994
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:28,119
dragon flew behind me. Kidding me, No, those things were real, Uh,

995
00:45:29,159 --> 00:45:31,599
asked the bench. Where does Frank Gore rink all time?

996
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:34,840
Could he be considered a full back? Uh? Frank top

997
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:40,679
ten running back, not top five for longevity to definitely

998
00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:41,159
top ten.

999
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:46,599
Speaker 5: Hey, how was the leaping yesterday? It was unbelievable.

1000
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:51,119
Speaker 4: It was unbelievable. The squad that place is incredible.

1001
00:45:51,239 --> 00:45:51,800
Speaker 5: That's awesome.

1002
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:55,079
Speaker 2: It is a resource that is represented not just nowhere

1003
00:45:55,079 --> 00:45:58,639
else in Louisiana, but like I didn't nowhere else in Southeast.

1004
00:45:58,199 --> 00:46:01,639
Speaker 4: Almost, I think, thank you. I think the closest thing

1005
00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:05,519
is probably doctor Andrewsting in Pittacola. There's well like that

1006
00:46:05,639 --> 00:46:08,119
has the facility in the fields Dallas. There you go.

1007
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:12,519
Speaker 2: We're moving on up, baby. We got Meta AI Elite.

1008
00:46:12,599 --> 00:46:14,840
We're moving on up baby. All right, we'll see you Monday.

1009
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:16,760
Speaker 6: Off the bench,