WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.240 --> 00:00:02.560 Aye, Yes, rocking out with Cypress Hill. This is the 2 00:00:02.560 --> 00:00:05.839 world famous Ben and Skin show man. There's something that 3 00:00:06.480 --> 00:00:09.000 has gone viral in the last twenty four hours and 4 00:00:09.039 --> 00:00:11.679 I don't think it's going the way that our friends 5 00:00:11.679 --> 00:00:16.719 at Southwest Airlines had hoped. Southwest Airlines going through some changes. 6 00:00:17.160 --> 00:00:20.600 They announced that they would implement a signed seating in 7 00:00:20.640 --> 00:00:23.839 the second half of twenty twenty five, and then on 8 00:00:23.920 --> 00:00:27.679 Wednesday they had the announcement yesterday that they are going 9 00:00:27.719 --> 00:00:32.719 to end it's two bags fly free policy and that 10 00:00:32.840 --> 00:00:35.679 has led to a bunch of people voicing their concern. 11 00:00:35.759 --> 00:00:36.799 They're upset about that. 12 00:00:37.000 --> 00:00:40.439 I'm upset about this. People are like, man, how can 13 00:00:40.479 --> 00:00:40.880 you do this? 14 00:00:41.079 --> 00:00:43.640 Like, you know, you guys were different from all the 15 00:00:43.679 --> 00:00:46.600 other airlines because of the bags fly free and because 16 00:00:46.600 --> 00:00:48.399 of you know, we just grab a seat where ever 17 00:00:48.399 --> 00:00:48.679 we want. 18 00:00:48.719 --> 00:00:50.679 Now you're just turned into a regular airline. 19 00:00:50.880 --> 00:00:53.479 And they had the really badass commercial that ended with 20 00:00:53.600 --> 00:00:55.359 the dying and the you are now free to roam 21 00:00:55.359 --> 00:00:56.119 around the country. 22 00:00:56.520 --> 00:00:57.320 That was a great deal. 23 00:00:58.039 --> 00:01:02.840 So yeah, yesterday, in the face of all the public 24 00:01:02.920 --> 00:01:07.439 backlash for Southwest Airlines over them changing these policies, somebody 25 00:01:07.439 --> 00:01:09.599 on their social media team decided to put out a 26 00:01:09.640 --> 00:01:14.040 post that said, it's not like we traded Luca with 27 00:01:14.159 --> 00:01:17.239 eyeballs looking at it. In other words, I get while 28 00:01:17.239 --> 00:01:19.719 you're upset with us, but let's not overreact. It's not 29 00:01:19.799 --> 00:01:24.200 like we traded Luca. And I think they thought that 30 00:01:24.280 --> 00:01:26.200 it'd be like, look, we're all in this together. Now, 31 00:01:26.760 --> 00:01:28.920 let's point over there and laugh at that thing over there, 32 00:01:29.000 --> 00:01:33.599 and that's the real thing that sucks. And everyone's like whoa, whoa, whoa, 33 00:01:34.159 --> 00:01:38.159 way too soon, Like I'll there's people like the backlash 34 00:01:38.200 --> 00:01:43.159 for this has been beyond the backlash for the other stuff. Yeah, 35 00:01:43.400 --> 00:01:47.200 I think whoever did this probably thought, man, that didn't 36 00:01:47.239 --> 00:01:49.799 that work out well at the Golden Globes, like you know, 37 00:01:49.920 --> 00:01:53.560 but it's totally different community. And the other thing is 38 00:01:53.640 --> 00:01:56.879 Southwest Airlines is so tied to love Field, which is 39 00:01:56.920 --> 00:01:59.480 so tied to the Mavericks. Like I was just in 40 00:01:59.519 --> 00:02:02.719 love Field three days ago and they still have you know, 41 00:02:02.920 --> 00:02:07.079 giant mav player banners wrapped around those pillars that support 42 00:02:07.239 --> 00:02:09.360 So you're walking down the hall and there's giant Klay 43 00:02:09.400 --> 00:02:10.840 Thompson and there's giant PJ. 44 00:02:11.120 --> 00:02:11.560 Washington. 45 00:02:11.840 --> 00:02:18.039 So they're very much aligned in terms of being fused together, right, 46 00:02:18.159 --> 00:02:21.479 Like there's the Mavericks are all over love Field Airport 47 00:02:21.599 --> 00:02:25.240 and love Field Airport is Southwest Airlines. Yeah, so aren't 48 00:02:25.240 --> 00:02:28.639 they kind of you know, eating where they poop? 49 00:02:29.719 --> 00:02:30.000 Yeah? 50 00:02:30.159 --> 00:02:33.080 You know it maybe, but does it even go that far? 51 00:02:33.159 --> 00:02:35.680 I mean, how much thought is putted? I pull up 52 00:02:35.719 --> 00:02:38.560 a Twitter account. They haven't tweeted any things. It's January 53 00:02:38.840 --> 00:02:41.919 twenty twenty four, so they're not doing anything on Twitter X. 54 00:02:42.639 --> 00:02:47.680 Now Iver, you're on Instagram though, pretty active, but fewer followers. 55 00:02:47.719 --> 00:02:49.319 Somebody they're trying to build that up. I don't know. 56 00:02:49.680 --> 00:02:52.759 It just makes you wonder was it a manager? Was 57 00:02:52.840 --> 00:02:57.120 it a social media person that they've hired and probably 58 00:02:57.120 --> 00:02:59.919 paying a good wage. Mean's a degree getting job now, 59 00:03:00.240 --> 00:03:02.159 I bet it was a young person. To Ben's point, 60 00:03:02.319 --> 00:03:02.639 I mean. 61 00:03:02.560 --> 00:03:04.759 I think that's what all these companies do, is they 62 00:03:05.039 --> 00:03:08.319 look to save as much money as they can. And yes, 63 00:03:08.439 --> 00:03:11.319 you could go get some super qualified marketing person who 64 00:03:11.400 --> 00:03:14.360 understands the full scope of branding and how people are 65 00:03:14.360 --> 00:03:16.400 going to react to certain things, or you could go 66 00:03:16.520 --> 00:03:18.840 cheap and get a twenty two year old who just graduated. 67 00:03:18.960 --> 00:03:19.680 Yeah, And I think. 68 00:03:19.560 --> 00:03:23.120 There's also a mentality of like man you don't even 69 00:03:23.159 --> 00:03:27.159 need a marketing degree to understand social media. Come on, man, 70 00:03:27.159 --> 00:03:29.719 look at all these influencers. They didn't get marketing degrees. 71 00:03:29.759 --> 00:03:31.400 Just get someone that understands that. 72 00:03:32.240 --> 00:03:32.400 You know. 73 00:03:32.479 --> 00:03:34.520 The Other part of this, though, is this is a 74 00:03:34.560 --> 00:03:37.719 four part post. Like the first part was you at 75 00:03:37.800 --> 00:03:41.159 least didn't trade Luca, But then it goes into we've 76 00:03:41.199 --> 00:03:44.400 made updates to our bag policy and you're still gonna 77 00:03:44.400 --> 00:03:47.039 love flying with us, and here's why, and you slide 78 00:03:47.080 --> 00:03:49.240 across to the third one of the four. If you're 79 00:03:49.280 --> 00:03:52.840 an A List Preferred Rewards member, you get two bags free. 80 00:03:53.240 --> 00:03:55.240 If you're an A List Origins number one bag free. 81 00:03:55.319 --> 00:03:56.800 So it's like, okay, if you just sign up and 82 00:03:56.879 --> 00:03:59.280 spend a little more time and money with us, then. 83 00:03:59.159 --> 00:03:59.800 You get more. 84 00:04:00.039 --> 00:04:03.599 See, it's not bad we didn't trade Luca. And then like, man, 85 00:04:03.960 --> 00:04:06.520 the Atlanta Falcons are dunking on them, like just putting 86 00:04:06.560 --> 00:04:09.840 Delta Airlines on there, and I'm like, Falcons, not the 87 00:04:09.919 --> 00:04:12.400 time for Delta. They had a plane backwards the other day. 88 00:04:14.080 --> 00:04:16.720 It's not They've had like two big incidents in the 89 00:04:16.800 --> 00:04:19.480 last couple weeks. Why are the Atlanta Falcons that war 90 00:04:19.560 --> 00:04:22.680 with Southwest Airlines? Because they're just promoting Delta, who's probably 91 00:04:22.720 --> 00:04:25.959 their partner. So it's like, can we just we got 92 00:04:25.959 --> 00:04:27.560 to separate sports from business. 93 00:04:27.680 --> 00:04:29.920 Okay, but then Southwest Airlines should be like, at least 94 00:04:29.920 --> 00:04:31.720 we didn't give Kirk Cousins too much money. 95 00:04:31.800 --> 00:04:34.360 Yeah, and they're gonna keep him as the backup man. 96 00:04:34.560 --> 00:04:38.079 This thing is a powder cake. Still, it's way too 97 00:04:38.160 --> 00:04:42.439 hyper sensitive. If you want to reach people in Dallas 98 00:04:42.439 --> 00:04:45.079 for worth and you care about them as consumers, you 99 00:04:45.199 --> 00:04:49.000 don't kick them in the coconuts while they're crying about Luca. 100 00:04:49.160 --> 00:04:50.800 Yeah, I agree, it's too early. 101 00:04:51.000 --> 00:04:54.000 It's too soon, and just the way that it's gone 102 00:04:54.319 --> 00:04:57.279 since the trade and whatever the Mavericks had in mind, 103 00:04:58.160 --> 00:05:00.959 all that has changed due to inj you know. And 104 00:05:01.040 --> 00:05:05.319 so it's a worst case scenario. Whatever the Mavericks were 105 00:05:05.360 --> 00:05:09.000 trading Luca for has not been able to exist. Therefore 106 00:05:09.279 --> 00:05:12.600 it couldn't be worse, right, Therefore, it's a developing situation 107 00:05:12.680 --> 00:05:17.279 that is still happening. It was absolutely worst case scenario 108 00:05:17.399 --> 00:05:21.279 for the MAVs. Like, there's two different things here. One 109 00:05:21.360 --> 00:05:24.360 there's the trade of Luca, which everyone has to feel 110 00:05:24.360 --> 00:05:27.120 a certain way about, and then number two, there's what 111 00:05:27.399 --> 00:05:32.560 happened to all these players getting injured, which that is 112 00:05:32.600 --> 00:05:35.920 out of their control. Now, I think like to some point, 113 00:05:35.959 --> 00:05:38.160 you know, you can make the debate though about well, 114 00:05:38.199 --> 00:05:40.480 Anthony Davis was a guy with an injury history, so 115 00:05:40.639 --> 00:05:42.920 you should know, right, you can make that argument if 116 00:05:42.920 --> 00:05:46.000 you want to make that argument. The Kyrie acl has 117 00:05:46.040 --> 00:05:49.279 nothing to do with trading Luca. The Derek Lively injury 118 00:05:49.279 --> 00:05:51.720 has nothing to do with trading Luca. The Daniel Gafford 119 00:05:51.759 --> 00:05:53.319 injury has nothing to do I mean, I can go 120 00:05:53.360 --> 00:05:56.680 on and on with this. Right, They're unrelated. So from 121 00:05:56.720 --> 00:06:00.920 the Mavericks point of view, you make a controversial emote, 122 00:06:01.199 --> 00:06:04.519 not emotional on their part, emotional for the fan base trade, 123 00:06:04.600 --> 00:06:08.560 and then every possible horrible thing that can happen happens. 124 00:06:09.040 --> 00:06:10.959 So now you have to deal with the idea of 125 00:06:11.160 --> 00:06:14.959 see karma, which is like one of those things like really, man, 126 00:06:15.439 --> 00:06:17.600 I don't even like we can deal in the reality 127 00:06:17.639 --> 00:06:20.759 of the horribleness of all this without blaming it on karma. 128 00:06:21.279 --> 00:06:23.279 Is it true? And I don't know the full details 129 00:06:23.279 --> 00:06:25.040 on this, but is it true that they were trying 130 00:06:25.079 --> 00:06:27.319 to get a bullet train in the late eighties early 131 00:06:27.399 --> 00:06:31.600 nineties to Houston and that was put on hold in 132 00:06:31.720 --> 00:06:34.360 large part because Southwest Airlines was making a power play 133 00:06:34.360 --> 00:06:37.759 explaining you don't need this, We'll get you everywhere you 134 00:06:37.839 --> 00:06:41.079 need to be and bags will fly free. I don't 135 00:06:41.120 --> 00:06:43.279 know the entry. I saw a post about that, but 136 00:06:43.360 --> 00:06:44.720 it was one of those things that you just see 137 00:06:44.759 --> 00:06:46.279 online and it's like, Okay, this is gonna need a 138 00:06:46.319 --> 00:06:50.199 little more due diligence, and I just it made me think, 139 00:06:50.480 --> 00:06:53.000 that's interesting that we're still talking about the bullet train 140 00:06:53.040 --> 00:06:55.160 a little bit and not really but okay comes up 141 00:06:55.160 --> 00:06:57.079 every now and then. It's like, if they really did 142 00:06:57.120 --> 00:06:59.519 stop that from happening thirty five years ago, only to 143 00:06:59.519 --> 00:07:01.399 flick this which in twenty twenty five. 144 00:07:01.759 --> 00:07:05.040 Well, that pisses me off a little bit. I I mean, 145 00:07:05.040 --> 00:07:07.279 there could be something there. In other words, there's always that, 146 00:07:07.399 --> 00:07:11.199 like the beer companies are trying to influence legislators to 147 00:07:11.240 --> 00:07:14.279 not have THHC and weed right, Like, there's always business 148 00:07:14.319 --> 00:07:17.360 interest going on. My understanding is that the reason the 149 00:07:17.360 --> 00:07:19.800 bullet train hadn't happened is because of all this farm 150 00:07:19.920 --> 00:07:22.160 land you got to deal with and all these you know, 151 00:07:22.199 --> 00:07:25.360 there's like all these infrastructure issues that comes with creating it. 152 00:07:25.600 --> 00:07:28.600 But what the hell do I know. I'm a jackass 153 00:07:28.639 --> 00:07:31.399 on the eas. I just found a big article about it, 154 00:07:31.439 --> 00:07:33.120 and I will read more about that and report on 155 00:07:33.160 --> 00:07:34.199 that coming up in August. 156 00:07:34.959 --> 00:07:37.319 Very nice, and that reminds me of your due diligence 157 00:07:37.360 --> 00:07:39.639 you were talking about. Reminds me of the intro. 158 00:07:41.279 --> 00:07:59.519 So they called me dude intelligence and start time. 159 00:07:59.560 --> 00:07:59.800 Boys. 160 00:08:00.120 --> 00:08:02.720 No, you're right, right, right, right right, trying to do 161 00:08:02.800 --> 00:08:03.879 it one old. 162 00:08:03.720 --> 00:08:06.279 Time quick quick ef it with our show. 163 00:08:06.319 --> 00:08:10.399 You're gonna ruling it, except with similar sweet pursuing it 164 00:08:11.079 --> 00:08:14.439 tunneled out Shaw shank through the sewer, Kid now with 165 00:08:14.600 --> 00:08:17.439 chilling at the eagle. Yeah, we two in it. Three 166 00:08:17.720 --> 00:08:20.279 clock on the doc. Got a habit for my house, 167 00:08:20.319 --> 00:08:23.560 a goat status. How we'd starting to get crattic shows 168 00:08:23.600 --> 00:08:26.279 that up multiplied like a rabbit tune. 169 00:08:26.319 --> 00:08:28.920 Then zone out, crank it up, beat the habit. 170 00:08:29.839 --> 00:08:35.279 I won't hang out with the friends rocking on the radio, 171 00:08:36.000 --> 00:08:41.480 my home, moist skin talking on the radio. 172 00:08:42.240 --> 00:08:44.840 It's time to to this false. 173 00:08:46.480 --> 00:08:50.440 Oh baby, here we go, KT stream up and. 174 00:08:52.600 --> 00:08:53.919 All on the radio. 175 00:08:54.399 --> 00:08:56.320 All right, we are off and running. It's gonna be 176 00:08:56.360 --> 00:08:58.840 an awesome show where we're gonna go next. KT the 177 00:08:58.840 --> 00:09:01.080 other day, we did the Benning's Pole question of the Day. 178 00:09:01.120 --> 00:09:03.320 Would you get your arms and wrists shattered for thirteen 179 00:09:03.360 --> 00:09:06.759 million dollars being beaten by with an aluminum bat by 180 00:09:06.799 --> 00:09:10.600 a daredevil? This really happened, and Evilknevel did this. The 181 00:09:10.679 --> 00:09:12.480 new Ben and Skin pole question of the day is 182 00:09:12.519 --> 00:09:14.759 gonna blow your doors off? And I'll prove it next. 183 00:09:14.919 --> 00:09:17.039 All right, it's the Ben and Skin Show ninety seven 184 00:09:17.039 --> 00:09:20.679 point one. The Eagle Man. I'm so excited for Saturday, 185 00:09:21.159 --> 00:09:24.279 Saint Patti's Day Parade on Greenville Avenue. We will be 186 00:09:24.480 --> 00:09:26.720 there and we will be partying. We're gonna have our 187 00:09:26.720 --> 00:09:30.879 own Eagle float, Woodie, Teresa, Everybody's gonna be here, even 188 00:09:30.919 --> 00:09:34.480 our program director Elliott. So we're gonna be hanging and partying. 189 00:09:35.159 --> 00:09:37.960 We might try to smuggle Mike, the drummer of Drowning 190 00:09:37.960 --> 00:09:40.080 Pool on our float. Who knows, but you need to 191 00:09:40.080 --> 00:09:45.679 be there hanging out. We are probably just on, you know, supervised, 192 00:09:45.679 --> 00:09:47.320 gonna put roller Town on our float. 193 00:09:47.480 --> 00:09:48.879 Try to stop us. That's the brewery. 194 00:09:48.919 --> 00:09:52.399 Ben and I are partners in up in Solana. Uh So, anyways, 195 00:09:52.440 --> 00:09:54.200 hope to see you down there on Saturday. That's gonna 196 00:09:54.200 --> 00:09:55.840 be a whole heck of a lot of fun. Now, 197 00:09:55.879 --> 00:09:58.039 we also like to give stuff away on this show. 198 00:09:58.720 --> 00:10:01.759 I want to give away right now, Volbeat, the greatest 199 00:10:01.759 --> 00:10:05.799 of All tours with special guess Hailstorm and the Ghost Inside. 200 00:10:05.840 --> 00:10:08.919 That's at the Toyota Music Factory the Pavilion on July 201 00:10:09.000 --> 00:10:11.000 the twenty eighth. Now, if you want to win tickets 202 00:10:11.000 --> 00:10:13.679 for that, you got to have the iHeart app, the 203 00:10:13.679 --> 00:10:16.279 free app where you can stream and leave talkback messages. 204 00:10:16.600 --> 00:10:18.799 Click that microphone right now, and the third person that 205 00:10:18.879 --> 00:10:22.440 leaves their name, their phone number, their email address, and 206 00:10:22.480 --> 00:10:26.320 the answer to the question which major local company just 207 00:10:26.360 --> 00:10:29.720 had a massive PR blunder involving Luca. We were just 208 00:10:29.799 --> 00:10:32.159 talking about it, and if you were listening, you know, 209 00:10:32.720 --> 00:10:34.320 and you're gonna win those tickets. 210 00:10:34.320 --> 00:10:34.720 Good luck. 211 00:10:34.759 --> 00:10:37.639 Everybody got some MAVs and some cowboys to talk about. 212 00:10:37.639 --> 00:10:40.679 Hearing about thirty minutes. But right now it's time for this. 213 00:10:41.759 --> 00:10:48.720 Juicing your moves, Hot gods, every live, come stay on 214 00:10:49.039 --> 00:10:55.080 top in the woods shovel. 215 00:10:55.200 --> 00:10:57.440 I have some more proof that I'm a content king 216 00:10:57.559 --> 00:11:01.919 because I all over were the prep sides and all 217 00:11:01.960 --> 00:11:03.600 this was this thing, and I had this thing ready 218 00:11:03.600 --> 00:11:05.480 for yesterday and I was like, Okay, it's not urgent, 219 00:11:05.519 --> 00:11:06.919 We'll do it tomorrow, not a big deal. So this 220 00:11:07.000 --> 00:11:09.960 thing ready for today. But I would like to tell 221 00:11:10.000 --> 00:11:12.000 you that this in a few minutes. Will we posed 222 00:11:12.000 --> 00:11:15.279 as the ben and skin Pole question of the day, 223 00:11:15.360 --> 00:11:18.159 because yesterday or two days ago, we were talking about 224 00:11:18.240 --> 00:11:24.200 Leonardo DiCaprio's in the discussions to play Evil Canievl. Adrian 225 00:11:24.279 --> 00:11:27.679 Brody is in discussions to play Shelley Saltman. Shelley Saltman 226 00:11:27.759 --> 00:11:32.120 was the promoter who Evil Canevil beat the tarnation out 227 00:11:32.159 --> 00:11:35.440 of with an aluminum bat, shattering his wrist and arms. 228 00:11:36.120 --> 00:11:38.519 But he was paid out thirteen million dollars in the 229 00:11:38.600 --> 00:11:42.480 late seventies. So would you in the late seventies take 230 00:11:42.519 --> 00:11:46.600 thirteen million dollars to have your arms broken and wrist 231 00:11:46.679 --> 00:11:50.639 broken to get thirteen million dollars? But it is Evil 232 00:11:50.679 --> 00:11:53.879 Knieval beating you with an aluminum bat? What age Evil Canievl? 233 00:11:54.440 --> 00:11:57.720 This is his forties? Okay, we determined he was in 234 00:11:57.759 --> 00:11:59.639 his late forties. Do we have to go back and 235 00:11:59.720 --> 00:12:00.559 live in the seventies now? 236 00:12:00.600 --> 00:12:00.720 You know? 237 00:12:00.919 --> 00:12:01.399 Just right? 238 00:12:01.440 --> 00:12:03.159 Would you take thirteen million dollars to have your arms 239 00:12:03.159 --> 00:12:07.120 and wrist broken? I'd rather live in the seventies. That bad. 240 00:12:07.519 --> 00:12:10.039 Thirteen million not a part of the question. But wait, 241 00:12:10.080 --> 00:12:11.080 what is that today? 242 00:12:11.320 --> 00:12:14.200 Dollars Today it's way moredeed, it's probably like twenty six 243 00:12:14.240 --> 00:12:17.399 to thirty million dollars. Yeah, I think I'd rather have 244 00:12:17.480 --> 00:12:22.120 thirteen million in the seventies, all right, on the seventies. 245 00:12:22.240 --> 00:12:24.519 I'll take six million in the late sixties. 246 00:12:24.639 --> 00:12:26.399 Okay, Okay, I thought we could do that. 247 00:12:26.480 --> 00:12:27.799 Yeah, yeah, we can see. 248 00:12:27.840 --> 00:12:31.519 I'm worried that can I have his frame because my 249 00:12:31.559 --> 00:12:33.279 frame I don't think could handle a whole lot of 250 00:12:33.360 --> 00:12:34.759 hits from Evil Canevil. 251 00:12:34.840 --> 00:12:37.320 You know, Yeah, that's fair. But let's just assume there's 252 00:12:37.320 --> 00:12:39.279 no hits. Just to take the broken arm. 253 00:12:39.399 --> 00:12:41.120 Just say the broke broken arm. 254 00:12:41.519 --> 00:12:44.679 You don't have to picture him smashing. Yeah, I think 255 00:12:44.679 --> 00:12:48.240 that'd be bad in the woman. You know, that's not acceptable. 256 00:12:48.240 --> 00:12:51.759 Why it was the seventies. Okay, okay, so we're I 257 00:12:52.279 --> 00:12:53.720 regret everything about to set. 258 00:12:53.600 --> 00:12:57.440 Up and okay, hold on, I would I would let 259 00:12:57.480 --> 00:13:01.200 Evil can Eevil have at my arm and smash it 260 00:13:01.639 --> 00:13:03.279 for thirteen mil even today? 261 00:13:03.360 --> 00:13:05.360 Yeah? Does he get to hunt my broken arm? 262 00:13:05.879 --> 00:13:06.039 No? 263 00:13:06.080 --> 00:13:07.799 And not a part of it. I say, jump or 264 00:13:07.879 --> 00:13:10.480 hump both yep. So I was watching Jimmy Kimmel the 265 00:13:10.559 --> 00:13:13.440 other night and I don't know, I hear it just 266 00:13:13.480 --> 00:13:16.200 happened to be on. Oh's Joe Mchal's gonna be on 267 00:13:16.639 --> 00:13:18.960 Joel McHale. I'm in one of my heroes, right, We're good. 268 00:13:19.279 --> 00:13:22.639 So Joel McHale comes on and this which I promise 269 00:13:22.879 --> 00:13:25.279 I was gonna air yesterday. And I wake up today 270 00:13:25.320 --> 00:13:27.440 and I see that all the radio prep sides are 271 00:13:27.480 --> 00:13:29.840 like putting it out there, and I'm like, you, sons 272 00:13:29.840 --> 00:13:33.679 of bitches, I should be the radio prep side. What 273 00:13:33.720 --> 00:13:35.399 does that pay? Either way? 274 00:13:35.559 --> 00:13:38.720 It could be your future are slacking. You should. 275 00:13:37.919 --> 00:13:41.759 Joel mchal goes to the farmer's market every Sunday morning. 276 00:13:42.000 --> 00:13:43.600 He gets a bunch of food and he's explaining it 277 00:13:43.679 --> 00:13:45.559 for our family. But I also have rabbits, and he 278 00:13:45.679 --> 00:13:46.480 explains the story. 279 00:13:46.600 --> 00:13:49.000 We used to have this rabbit up until three weeks ago. 280 00:13:49.039 --> 00:13:51.879 And I'm not kidding. We had another rabbits, yeah, and 281 00:13:51.919 --> 00:13:55.840 they were buddies and then one of them passed away, uh. 282 00:13:55.879 --> 00:13:58.639 And then the other one lived till eight uh and 283 00:13:58.720 --> 00:14:01.159 he was a great bunny. But one rabbit, the one 284 00:14:01.200 --> 00:14:04.080 rabbit who did pass away did. At one point they 285 00:14:04.519 --> 00:14:08.159 were battling each other and we noticed. We took him 286 00:14:08.159 --> 00:14:10.480 to the vet and he's like, yeah, this one rabbit 287 00:14:10.559 --> 00:14:12.600 has eaten the testicles. 288 00:14:12.039 --> 00:14:16.559 Off the other. And I was like, oh, quite the fight. 289 00:14:16.600 --> 00:14:22.200 And and we said, well, why would he eat the 290 00:14:22.240 --> 00:14:24.360 testicles of the other rabbit? And goes, well, just in 291 00:14:24.399 --> 00:14:27.039 case a female rabbit shows up, and I was like, 292 00:14:27.120 --> 00:14:29.919 we don't have any female rabbits and he was like, 293 00:14:30.159 --> 00:14:32.279 tell the bunnies that. 294 00:14:32.720 --> 00:14:35.840 So we as a matter of self defense, in order 295 00:14:35.919 --> 00:14:39.200 to keep their genetic line going, rabbits will eat each 296 00:14:39.279 --> 00:14:40.200 other's balls. 297 00:14:40.360 --> 00:14:44.360 Yes, all right. I had no idea wild this wildlife 298 00:14:44.399 --> 00:14:48.840 fact I've ever heard, and he didn't appear to be joking. 299 00:14:49.240 --> 00:14:51.799 Is this just to promote Monty python turning fifty? 300 00:14:51.960 --> 00:14:52.039 No? 301 00:14:52.159 --> 00:14:55.399 I don't think it was that. Yeah, good, oh fin 302 00:14:57.039 --> 00:15:00.080 So your Benskin Poll question of the day is a 303 00:15:00.159 --> 00:15:02.840 woman of your dreams? Would you bite the balls off 304 00:15:02.840 --> 00:15:08.399 of another man? Who's the woman your dreams? Who's the man? 305 00:15:09.159 --> 00:15:10.919 So your wife? 306 00:15:11.039 --> 00:15:15.080 So definitely not. No, I'm sorry, I think you keep 307 00:15:15.120 --> 00:15:15.519 your balls. 308 00:15:16.039 --> 00:15:20.360 It's difficult because I landed her without doing what you 309 00:15:20.440 --> 00:15:24.120 wanted me to do, so it's kind of hard to 310 00:15:24.200 --> 00:15:26.120 go back and go Okay, yeah, I'll go ahead and. 311 00:15:26.159 --> 00:15:27.120 Do that to the balls. 312 00:15:27.240 --> 00:15:31.120 Okay, halle Berry. Okay, you can have halle Berry. 313 00:15:30.919 --> 00:15:34.639 But you gotta do that before or after Monster's ball. 314 00:15:36.919 --> 00:15:42.679 Halle Berry? Now or two? She's still hot? Did she 315 00:15:42.799 --> 00:15:43.360 still got it? 316 00:15:44.240 --> 00:15:44.360 All? 317 00:15:44.480 --> 00:15:44.600 Right? 318 00:15:44.679 --> 00:15:50.519 Well you feel good? I I don't. 319 00:15:50.879 --> 00:15:55.399 Can I slice them off with a knife and cook them? 320 00:15:55.840 --> 00:15:56.080 Yeah? 321 00:15:56.159 --> 00:16:00.840 Okay, yes, I like this, a pairing knife beneath a 322 00:16:00.919 --> 00:16:04.440 milking table, right into a frying pan? 323 00:16:04.759 --> 00:16:09.240 Yeah, and popular, Yeah, it might be good. I would do. 324 00:16:09.320 --> 00:16:10.679 I have to be the one to slice them. Can 325 00:16:10.720 --> 00:16:12.759 I get someone to do that? How about this? It's 326 00:16:13.080 --> 00:16:16.039 two chilis turns fifty today. 327 00:16:16.799 --> 00:16:19.759 Just batter them up and included in my triple dipper 328 00:16:19.840 --> 00:16:21.200 and it'll be a quad squad. 329 00:16:22.039 --> 00:16:24.159 I would dip the quad squad. They should step the 330 00:16:24.200 --> 00:16:26.120 quad squad promotion. Quad squad is great? 331 00:16:26.159 --> 00:16:26.360 Ben? 332 00:16:28.080 --> 00:16:31.080 Can I dip them in Queso? Yes? Okay? Then this 333 00:16:31.159 --> 00:16:32.279 is easy? All right? 334 00:16:32.320 --> 00:16:35.799 So now it's just who's the dream girl? Probably Sophia Vedegarra. 335 00:16:39.840 --> 00:16:42.960 I mean, honestly, there's probably a good three to thirty 336 00:16:42.960 --> 00:16:46.759 five hundred women to be well Lexis Texas, right, really 337 00:16:46.799 --> 00:16:48.600 might just have to stand in line beating up. 338 00:16:48.639 --> 00:16:50.919 You don't want that? Why what do you mean you 339 00:16:51.000 --> 00:16:51.679 don't want that? 340 00:16:51.799 --> 00:16:52.039 Why? 341 00:16:52.279 --> 00:16:54.919 She probably has done what you have to do. She's 342 00:16:54.960 --> 00:16:58.720 just some Texas state gal. What do you mean, man, 343 00:16:59.399 --> 00:17:03.679 my queen and the power parting? You said queen with again. 344 00:17:03.879 --> 00:17:06.799 We're transitioning to the next story. Oh guys, check your phone. 345 00:17:06.880 --> 00:17:09.480 I just sent you this. I don't want to I 346 00:17:09.519 --> 00:17:13.079 got a wedding gift which I got married in October 347 00:17:13.319 --> 00:17:17.279 and we didn't have a formal like wedding. We went 348 00:17:17.319 --> 00:17:21.920 to Vegas and had a quick one right, no, And uh, 349 00:17:22.240 --> 00:17:24.480 what you see on a card? One of y'all just 350 00:17:24.519 --> 00:17:28.240 read it out live from Dallas, Texas. It's Kevin and 351 00:17:28.440 --> 00:17:32.440 Roxy Turners. Okay, that's cool. And it's from my buddy Kent, okay. 352 00:17:32.480 --> 00:17:34.920 And Kent's a good dude. But Kent's like he's been 353 00:17:34.920 --> 00:17:36.599 telling me for like about a week and a half, Hey, man, 354 00:17:36.640 --> 00:17:38.519 you go delivery coming, let me know when you get it, Okay, 355 00:17:38.599 --> 00:17:40.440 let me know. And I'm like, okay, what why does 356 00:17:40.480 --> 00:17:42.759 he want me to let him know? Just to confirm 357 00:17:42.799 --> 00:17:45.160 that it didn't get lost in the mail. So I 358 00:17:45.200 --> 00:17:46.640 see it and I'm like Okay, that's cool. It's a 359 00:17:46.680 --> 00:17:49.000 que card like from a Smelli could have made it great. 360 00:17:49.759 --> 00:17:52.480 But I also noticed at the bottom right, I noticed 361 00:17:52.480 --> 00:17:55.359 that there's a signature. And the signature on that Q 362 00:17:55.599 --> 00:18:00.559 card is a guy named Wally, and Wally the guy. 363 00:18:01.200 --> 00:18:03.319 And I know this because I see him. He has 364 00:18:03.519 --> 00:18:07.200 a small on air roll on the Seth Myers show 365 00:18:07.240 --> 00:18:09.920 at night sometimes every once a walk and Seth will 366 00:18:09.920 --> 00:18:11.400 basically yell at him because he tries to go in 367 00:18:11.400 --> 00:18:13.920 the air. You know that's the bid. It's like, no, Wally, 368 00:18:14.279 --> 00:18:16.559 is Wally trying to get on there? Well, then Kent 369 00:18:16.680 --> 00:18:20.599 sends me a video of an older man and I 370 00:18:20.680 --> 00:18:23.319 know who he is. It's Wally in his living room 371 00:18:23.559 --> 00:18:25.920 or at the kitchen table actually, and he's got his 372 00:18:26.000 --> 00:18:29.400 markers out and he's making this que card from SNL 373 00:18:29.799 --> 00:18:31.799 And I want you to listen to this. It's the 374 00:18:31.799 --> 00:18:32.920 best gift I've ever gotten. 375 00:18:32.920 --> 00:18:36.599 Okay, Hey, Kevin Roxy, I'm Wally Ferriston. I'm a head 376 00:18:36.640 --> 00:18:38.240 que guard guy who signed that live. I think you 377 00:18:38.240 --> 00:18:40.200 already know that I'm doing a cque card for you guys. 378 00:18:40.880 --> 00:18:43.440 You guys are from Dallas, Texas. Not going to hold 379 00:18:43.440 --> 00:18:46.799 that against you. Your football team has not been good lately, 380 00:18:46.960 --> 00:18:50.200 and I'm a Patriots fan and neither have we. All right, 381 00:18:50.319 --> 00:18:53.880 this is a wedding gift from your friend's Kent. And 382 00:18:53.920 --> 00:18:56.000 he said, you guys do an SNL fantasy draft that 383 00:18:56.039 --> 00:18:59.279 you run Kevin, where you guess the host, the musical 384 00:18:59.319 --> 00:19:01.039 guests for ease EPISO. So we do something like that 385 00:19:01.079 --> 00:19:03.799 too at the show, like in the summer. We'll guess 386 00:19:04.440 --> 00:19:08.039 hot people, you know, like hot actors and who hasn't hosted, 387 00:19:08.079 --> 00:19:09.240 and maybe who's coming back. 388 00:19:09.559 --> 00:19:11.640 We don't bet money on it, thought you guys gamble, 389 00:19:11.680 --> 00:19:13.319 you guys bet money? What is the win or win? 390 00:19:14.000 --> 00:19:17.960 I wonder, Roxy, I know nothing about you. You told 391 00:19:18.000 --> 00:19:21.480 me nothing about you. I'm assuming you're a lovely young lady. 392 00:19:22.799 --> 00:19:26.680 Although you did marry the biggest SNL dirt in Dallas, so. 393 00:19:28.079 --> 00:19:28.720 No judgment. 394 00:19:28.920 --> 00:19:31.359 I like that name, Roxy too. Let's read your card 395 00:19:31.599 --> 00:19:34.359 live from Dallas, Texas. It's Kevin at Rox each other 396 00:19:35.039 --> 00:19:36.799 graduations and maybe I'll see you guys. If you guys 397 00:19:36.799 --> 00:19:38.480 wouldn't takets or a lottery, let me know and we'll 398 00:19:39.319 --> 00:19:40.759 I'll come down and say hello, or come up and 399 00:19:40.759 --> 00:19:44.720 say hello. We're every sitting and you'll be thankful because 400 00:19:44.759 --> 00:19:45.759 I'll come say hello. 401 00:19:45.839 --> 00:19:50.839