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<v Speaker 1>Callaroga, Shark Media.

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<v Speaker 2>Outbit Outlaugh Outlast. This is Comedy Survivor and I'm Johnny Mac.

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<v Speaker 2>This is Comedy Survivor where six weeks ago, sixteen comedians

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<v Speaker 2>were stranded on Comedy Island. Each week, the listeners vote

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<v Speaker 2>off one comedian. What they do is they go to

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<v Speaker 2>the Facebook group, which is Daily Comedy News Podcast group,

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<v Speaker 2>and they write down a name. Whoever gets the most

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<v Speaker 2>votes is voted off Comedy Island. Still in the game.

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<v Speaker 2>Jim Gaffigan, Nikki Glazer, Seth Myers, Kevin Hart, John Mulaney,

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<v Speaker 2>Otsko At Kotzka, Sebastian Manascalco Tig Nataro, Sarah Silverman, Leslie Jones,

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<v Speaker 2>and Bert Kreischer. It's time to see who goes home.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you the votes. Michelle votes for Sarah Silverman.

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<v Speaker 2>I believe that is Sarah's first vote in the game.

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<v Speaker 2>Matt votes for Kevin Hart. I believe that's Kevin Hart's

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<v Speaker 2>first vote in the game. Interesting start here. Mike votes

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<v Speaker 2>for Seth Myers. Scott votes for tig Nataro, Aaron votes

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<v Speaker 2>for Seth Myers. That's two votes for Seth Myers. Yvon

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<v Speaker 2>votes for Osco At Cotska. Rob votes for OSCO at Cootska.

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<v Speaker 2>That's two votes for OTSCO at Cootka, two votes for

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<v Speaker 2>Seth Myers. Dylan votes for OTSCO at Cotska, three votes

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<v Speaker 2>for OTSCO at Cootska. Richard votes for Seth Myers, three

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<v Speaker 2>votes for Seth, three votes for Otsco, Cheryl votes for

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<v Speaker 2>Sebastian Maniscalco, Andrea votes for Sebastian Maniscalco. That's three votes

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<v Speaker 2>for Otsco, three votes for Seth, and two votes for Sebastian.

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<v Speaker 2>And our final vote comes from Andy, who votes for

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<v Speaker 2>Kevin Hart. Once again for the second week in a row,

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<v Speaker 2>we have a tie. Under the rules of Comedy Survivor, Spruce,

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<v Speaker 2>the AI will cast the deciding vote. Spruce, are you there,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm right here.

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<v Speaker 1>No need to worry. I'm ready whenever you need me.

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<v Speaker 1>What's on your mind? Next?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you check my work make sure the votes are accurate.

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<v Speaker 1>I already reviewed the votes from the text you share,

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<v Speaker 1>and the final tally came out to a tie between

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<v Speaker 1>Seth Myers and Asuquo Costco with three votes each.

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<v Speaker 2>Under the rules of Comedy Survivor, you get to cast

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<v Speaker 2>the deciding vote and would like your reason why please.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, since I'm in the hot seat, I pick based

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<v Speaker 1>on who stirred the most passionate debate. Both Seth and

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<v Speaker 1>Onsugo got strong reactions. Since comedy subjective, I lean forward,

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<v Speaker 1>keeping the one who sparked that I finally watched them.

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<v Speaker 1>Tsuko stays. Seth goes. Now that's a twist.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, make twelve thirty great again. Seth Myers has been eliminated.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll take the break, we'll come back, and we'll analyze

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<v Speaker 2>this week's vote. Wow. Another fun week here on Comedy Island.

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<v Speaker 2>Seth meyers elimination is a big vote, not a random one.

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<v Speaker 2>It was not a pylon from a one voting block.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a coalition. Mike started the ball rolling with

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<v Speaker 2>a clean direct vote that framed Seth Myers as the

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<v Speaker 2>natural follow up to Jay Leno. Aaron reinforced it with

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<v Speaker 2>an argument about making Late Night great again. Aaron, the

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<v Speaker 2>President of the United States and I are all aligned

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<v Speaker 2>on that one. Somehow. The AI tells us what matters

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<v Speaker 2>is that the anti Seth vote was unified while the

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<v Speaker 2>rest of the field was fragmented. Otsgo had momentum early,

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<v Speaker 2>then it's stalled. Kevin Hart has a little heat, but

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<v Speaker 2>its casual heat, not organized heat, and Sebastian's two late

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<v Speaker 2>votes are protest votes, not a movement, and the AI

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<v Speaker 2>points out people openly said we can get Seth later

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<v Speaker 2>and then didn't. That means that once the name becomes acceptable,

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<v Speaker 2>it becomes inevitable. According to the AI, upcoming possible targets

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<v Speaker 2>include Kevin Hart, Sebastian, and of course Osco at Kotska

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<v Speaker 2>little momentum. She barely survived this week, but Leslie Jones

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<v Speaker 2>barely survived last week, and there wasn't a single vote

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<v Speaker 2>for her this week, So who knows what will happen

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<v Speaker 2>on Comedy Survivor. So here's what you're going to do.

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<v Speaker 2>You're going to go to the Facebook group which is

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<v Speaker 2>Daily Comedy News podcast group. There you will find a

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<v Speaker 2>cartoon image of me and Seth Myers. In that Facebook thread,

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<v Speaker 2>you will vote. Make it super clear, I'm voting off

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<v Speaker 2>so and So. The last thing I need for this

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<v Speaker 2>thing is a controversy. It's bad enough with the ties.

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<v Speaker 2>Seth Myers has been eliminated, joining Amy Schumer, Adam Sandler,

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<v Speaker 2>Joe Cooy, Ron White, and Jay Leno. Back at the

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<v Speaker 2>Comedy Island Resort, and Spa Hotel still in the game.

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<v Speaker 2>Still on the island. Jim Gaffigan. I don't think he's

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<v Speaker 2>got a vote yet. Nikki Glazer quietly sailing along. Kevin

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<v Speaker 2>Hart now on the radar, John Mulaney, Sebastian Manascalco, Tig Natar,

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<v Speaker 2>Sarah Silverman, Leslie Jones, Bird Kreischer, and Otsco at Cosca.

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<v Speaker 2>Still on Comedy Island. A right comment one name. You

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<v Speaker 2>are voting someone off the island. One vote per person.

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<v Speaker 2>Voting ends end of day Thursday. Who will go next?

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<v Speaker 2>On Comedy Survivor
