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<v Speaker 1>What.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I'm excited work.

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<v Speaker 1>This is another I know, another episode with producer Hunter

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<v Speaker 1>pH As.

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<v Speaker 2>I should have everybody back. I hope you're going to

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<v Speaker 2>enjoy this show.

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<v Speaker 3>We are consumable nonsense and hey, let me ask you

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<v Speaker 3>this though.

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<v Speaker 2>So you attend this beautiful college Wesminister of.

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<v Speaker 1>Course Friday nights it fractured great and again we're recording

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<v Speaker 1>at the fractured great studios here in Westminster.

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<v Speaker 2>Bye is this Westminster calling? No new woman newman?

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<v Speaker 4>The ones? I mean, it's the horse at Peace. They're

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<v Speaker 4>they're about touching it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So Friday night, I don't know if you've ever attended,

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<v Speaker 1>but they have the you bring your college id get

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen percent.

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<v Speaker 2>Off, big party Friday night.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even know that.

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<v Speaker 4>I gotta start coming in.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen to me. I talked to Alex and she was disappointed.

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<v Speaker 2>You come in, you never say a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>In fact, you came in through the side door, so

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<v Speaker 1>you kind of disrespect him.

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<v Speaker 4>I stuck into this. I'm a little shy, you know.

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<v Speaker 4>I really open up when we're starting the episode, but

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<v Speaker 4>before then, I'm just a little timid. But money, you

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<v Speaker 4>call me pH when I'm not on camera. The pH

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<v Speaker 4>levels are low. Oh okay, right now, the pH levels

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<v Speaker 4>are hot.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah it is because I just love he just watched

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<v Speaker 1>the three hundred and seventeen episodes.

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<v Speaker 2>Just check us. I don't tell you where to find

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<v Speaker 2>is and subscribing on it nice stuff. Yeah, but you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I got to tell you this.

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<v Speaker 1>You talked about my girlfriend, my speeding, of course, and

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta mention something to you.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know to speak it. My girlfriend she has

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<v Speaker 2>a foot fetish. Yeah, she likes mentos.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a that's a good one, I got you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>that's actually you have a crazy weekend with coke and mentos.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you know I can go both ways.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>And I you know, when I first met my girlfriend,

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know she was into this candle thing. I

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<v Speaker 2>mean I went up to her bedroom.

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<v Speaker 3>I gotta be honest with you.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean she had candles hunt all over the bedroom

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<v Speaker 1>and then she said, excuse me, she goes.

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<v Speaker 6>Into the bathroom. I'm thinking of myself. I've been making

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<v Speaker 6>that or she got to sacrifice me. I mean that's somebody.

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<v Speaker 2>Candles were burned. Yeah, I know the situation. That's a

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<v Speaker 2>fire hazard.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know I'm more of a wax melter. Wax melters, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>they're classy.

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<v Speaker 2>Really.

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<v Speaker 4>One looks like a check a lantern and.

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<v Speaker 2>Pour it on people. No, no, a thing like you

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<v Speaker 2>poured hot wax on people. I didn't want with that.

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<v Speaker 4>I wouldn't yet somebody else is young.

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<v Speaker 1>Slowly the pipe thing calls me. The city had a

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<v Speaker 1>really different all weekend. I go, you gotta talk to me,

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<v Speaker 1>and I said, I'll explain it the hundred to get

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<v Speaker 1>his opinion. And he says, well, this past Wednesday he

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<v Speaker 1>went to the doctors. He said, hey, doctor, you gotta

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<v Speaker 1>do me a favor. You got to give me a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of injections and viagra.

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<v Speaker 2>The doctor says, wow, a couple ejactions.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if I can do that.

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<v Speaker 6>He goes, please please give me a couple of injections

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<v Speaker 6>of biagony.

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<v Speaker 1>The doctor says, I don't know how your body's gonna react.

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<v Speaker 1>He does, look, doctor, you gotta do me a fake.

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<v Speaker 1>Today's Wednesday, Thursday night, my girlfriend's coming in Friday night.

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<v Speaker 1>Come going to be that's Saturday. I'm gonna be with

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<v Speaker 1>my wife.

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<v Speaker 2>He goes, I need the shots here.

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<v Speaker 3>The doctor says.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, we'll give it the shots, or make sure you

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<v Speaker 2>come in on Monday. I want to see if you

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<v Speaker 2>have any side effects.

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<v Speaker 3>So here give them the shots.

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<v Speaker 2>The weekend goes by Monday morning, nine o'clock. My friend

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<v Speaker 2>PAULI the bike. Okay, he goes to see the doctor.

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<v Speaker 3>He has a sleem.

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<v Speaker 2>He's he has a sling on his.

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<v Speaker 4>My goes, what the hell happened to you?

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<v Speaker 2>He has nobody showed up.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what he said.

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<v Speaker 4>That's just that's good stuff. I mean, I thought it

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<v Speaker 4>was gonna be like wife found out.

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<v Speaker 2>Why find out.

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<v Speaker 3>Before I leave, I gotta tell you this other thing

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<v Speaker 3>that happened.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so my my my son calls, yeah, and uh.

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<v Speaker 1>So that I got a problem. That's your grandson. I go, well,

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<v Speaker 1>what's what's what do you think what's going on? He goes, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I walked into his bedroom and I was searched in

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<v Speaker 1>a bedroom. Because you never know, gentlemen, this dand age,

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<v Speaker 1>you never know what's going on. Well here lo and behold.

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<v Speaker 6>My son lives up the mattress. And my grandson, he's

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<v Speaker 6>like twelve years old. He had S and M magazines.

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<v Speaker 6>So license son, I said, that's saying he goes, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>what do you think I should do it?

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<v Speaker 3>Him?

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<v Speaker 2>And bro, Yeah, that's a good idea.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, that's your place.

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<v Speaker 2>That's another.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, ladies and gentlemen, again, we appreciate you joining the

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<v Speaker 1>Padula Show.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, and we do have some information.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh next week, Uh when you join us, I canna

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<v Speaker 5>explain to you we're rebooting, re releasing our consumable Nonsense

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<v Speaker 5>podcast on buzz Prop.

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<v Speaker 2>But Hunter will explain everything to you next week season.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, just another reason to tune in.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah yeah, and uh, then after that we have season three,

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<v Speaker 5>four and five.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll drop Tuesdays and Thursdays. But again Hunter will explain

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<v Speaker 1>all that to you. So anybody, now we have people

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<v Speaker 1>that I guess starting next week they're going to call

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<v Speaker 1>into this show. So have my phone available and somebody

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<v Speaker 1>what's called into the show, and again you'll explain everything else.

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<v Speaker 2>And the ads are at the end. So, ladies and gentlemen,

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta tell you, we're having a lot of fun

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<v Speaker 2>here and that's what Hunter and I want you to

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<v Speaker 2>do when you turn on the show.

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<v Speaker 3>Enjoy it.

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<v Speaker 2>He does a great job with this editing, the music,

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<v Speaker 2>He does everything.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't do anything, okay, but that's what we tell

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<v Speaker 1>you all the time about daking.

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<v Speaker 2>A punch, giving punches and wind and day, but always

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<v Speaker 2>make sure you laugh if you have to laugh, Peace, oh,