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<v Speaker 1>M let me finish. This is the first time I

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<v Speaker 1>committed a hate crime.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe they'll jerk my dick off or something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, probably we've disgusted. I'm associate bath any thrashed relationship,

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<v Speaker 1>any trash ship.

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<v Speaker 2>You're a worst friend.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to know why you're all fucked up?

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<v Speaker 1>Just look at the fucking problems you hang around with.

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening to your Worst Friend with Shane and Matt.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Mat.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm joined today by my friend and co host Shane.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh guys, I'm Clay. First.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't understand how bad you already sound that when

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<v Speaker 1>you fucking pull your face apart like you were quote

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<v Speaker 1>unquote Clayface, the character from Batman. Have you been watching

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<v Speaker 1>The Penguin at all?

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, what the fuck would I watch that for?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, see it sounds bad when you touch the mic.

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<v Speaker 2>Why would I watch that show about the Penguin?

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<v Speaker 1>Go to your Worst Friend dot com follow us everywhere

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<v Speaker 1>on Twitter and Instagram at worst friend cast Patreon dot

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<v Speaker 1>com worst Friendcast. You're gonna get a bonus episode every

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<v Speaker 1>week access to everything ever recorded, entirely commercial free. I

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<v Speaker 1>watched the first episode of that Penguin show.

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<v Speaker 2>I should have called it the Blunkin it was.

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<v Speaker 1>It was actually pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>I liked it.

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<v Speaker 1>Did I just saw your text that just says fuck

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<v Speaker 1>with a thousand US and four hundred c's.

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<v Speaker 2>And a bunch of k's.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks for that, Thank you?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah for sure? Why Why is the Penguin interesting as

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<v Speaker 2>a show?

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<v Speaker 1>Like?

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<v Speaker 2>Is there even Batman?

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<v Speaker 1>It's not. It just wasn't horrendous. It was and it

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't as let's put it this way, it wasn't as

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<v Speaker 1>bad as other uh DC properties lately. I'll put it

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<v Speaker 1>that way, like, what did you see? How much? Fucking man?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Do we need to discuss your new pen?

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<v Speaker 1>First of all? Because I didn't bring that up last week?

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know if you want me talking about it?

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<v Speaker 1>Shall we not talk about it?

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<v Speaker 2>What about my new pid?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what that is?

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<v Speaker 2>So I could smoke weed?

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I know, people, you blew it right into

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<v Speaker 1>the mic.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you gonna do? Just not breathe?

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<v Speaker 1>But what is it used to have? Some big you're

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<v Speaker 1>hitting at every other breath?

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<v Speaker 2>Man? Well, I'm just trying to get all the weed

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<v Speaker 2>out of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right? What is this thing?

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<v Speaker 2>It's like this thing. It's got a little ceramic tip.

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<v Speaker 2>You touch the tip to your concentrate, heats the concentrate,

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<v Speaker 2>sucks up the little tube. You fucking suck the smoke

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<v Speaker 2>in your lungs, and then that creates a chemical change

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<v Speaker 2>inside your brain that makes you smart. It makes you

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<v Speaker 2>better at fucking at least.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, yeah, yeah, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>My best when I just lay there and let him

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<v Speaker 2>do what he wants.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, I got a couple of videos here

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<v Speaker 1>for you. We're gonna start off with a transactivist. No,

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<v Speaker 1>this is not hey, let's come down on trans people.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, fine, then got this freak out? All right,

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<v Speaker 1>you're right. I need to be more tolerant. I need

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<v Speaker 1>to be more accepting. Yes I do. I really do.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I do.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna be I feel like you're kind of

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<v Speaker 2>a pussy with that stuff lately.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, I'm just gonna try and be more accepting, more loving,

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<v Speaker 1>more caring. I'm gonna agree with what these people say

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<v Speaker 1>because they know what's best.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Maybe let's see see what they think. No, just

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<v Speaker 2>agree with this person wholeheartedly. All right? Yeah, Well, I

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<v Speaker 2>see I didn't see the dress. Now that I see

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<v Speaker 2>their fucking fashion and style choices, I'll wholeheartedly agree with them,

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<v Speaker 2>just on principle.

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<v Speaker 1>So do you remember last year, a couple of years

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<v Speaker 1>ago something like that, there was the trans person that

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<v Speaker 1>went to the salon. No, what is it called when

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<v Speaker 1>you get your fucking asshole and pussy waxed?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, the fucking vegetician, yeah, magician vegician yeah yeah, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>this trainee, the magic vegician.

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<v Speaker 1>They went there and they were like, I'm a woman,

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<v Speaker 1>I need to get my balls waxed. And then the

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<v Speaker 1>people there were like, no, we no wax balls.

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<v Speaker 2>We know do that? Well, okay. I remember having some

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<v Speaker 2>pushback on that because my wife was had a cosmetology license,

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<v Speaker 2>and I mean, if you open your own business, you're

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<v Speaker 2>free to set the rules, right, but like in cosmetology school,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like you got to wax everything like dick balls, asshole,

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<v Speaker 2>pussy nipples, armpits, Like you got to learn how to

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<v Speaker 2>wax all this shit. You got to get all up

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<v Speaker 2>in every fucking orifice for every gender, because that's what

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<v Speaker 2>that's what you need to get your license, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>that's what it's required to have your actual license to

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<v Speaker 2>practice practice cosmetology, at least in the state. So that's

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<v Speaker 2>why they teach that curriculum. And then the bitch who

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<v Speaker 2>used to wax my balls an asshole. I mean she was,

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<v Speaker 2>she was a chick, and she pretty much only whax dudes.

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<v Speaker 2>And well, you know, we asked her, like, do you

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<v Speaker 2>ever have weird guys coming in here and being freaks?

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, yeah, every once in a while, but I

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<v Speaker 2>just you know, I get my gun out of my

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, but see, just a separate point. That

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<v Speaker 1>was funny.

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<v Speaker 3>I give you that.

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<v Speaker 1>But some people might say that actual thing and be like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm serious, like it makes me nervous. I don't not

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<v Speaker 1>comfortable blah blah blah.

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<v Speaker 2>And yeah, that's that's the right. As a business owner, those.

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<v Speaker 1>People's discomfort should also be taken into account. So I

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<v Speaker 1>will I will put a correction. They went viral, right,

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<v Speaker 1>because actually they did get bottom surgery.

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<v Speaker 2>You see, Oh that's hot. I like how it's all

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<v Speaker 2>like square. I like how different shades or colored square.

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<v Speaker 1>That's oh see though, like what a fence, I like

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<v Speaker 1>those fat person legs when you start getting the black marks.

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<v Speaker 1>I learned what that is. What I was scared I

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<v Speaker 1>was going to get that if I was too fat,

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<v Speaker 1>And that's one of the reasons I started losing weight.

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<v Speaker 1>I was scared of getting that. That's like early pre

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<v Speaker 1>diabetes stuff. That's like your skin cells something with a melanoma.

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<v Speaker 1>They're getting too much but not releasing or they're doing something.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, but it's not a good sign. When

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<v Speaker 1>your fucking skin starts turning, you start doing a reverse

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<v Speaker 1>Michael Jackson, I mean it makes you cooler. Don't get

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<v Speaker 1>my hats.

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<v Speaker 2>Just a big fat guy I had that black skin

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<v Speaker 2>on his legs and they called it jocketch.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's not jockech. Those there stretch marks.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, everyone's got stretch marks a black but.

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<v Speaker 1>I will not be posting a link to this in

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<v Speaker 1>the episode description. Uh, you're gonna want to just look

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<v Speaker 1>up Jessica yaniv y A n I V those are

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<v Speaker 1>I told you I looked that up. That's a fat marks,

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<v Speaker 1>I would call them, and these are stretch marks, also

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<v Speaker 1>known on men as fat marks as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I thought you were gonna say tiger stripes.

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<v Speaker 1>Tiger stripes. Uh, all right, so you you know, you

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<v Speaker 1>agree business owners should be able to but it's okay

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<v Speaker 1>to you know, this person should be.

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<v Speaker 2>Heard, and you know, yes, I also already committed one

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<v Speaker 2>hundred percent to whatever this person in the beautiful brown

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<v Speaker 2>and purple and brown and gold dress said. Okay, henigger, nigger, nigger,

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<v Speaker 2>fuck you. I have a picture of your kid on here,

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<v Speaker 2>by the way, I want to see you like that

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<v Speaker 2>like that. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Context context is this is the reporter, Drea Humphrey, an

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<v Speaker 1>African American, African Canadian potentially woman because this is rebel news.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not and I thought that, lady, do you have

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<v Speaker 1>an African accent?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>No, let's say, why would that justify it at all?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because then she would be But if not, she's

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<v Speaker 2>just fucking Canadian. You don't have to acknowledge. Oh wait,

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<v Speaker 2>does that mean the same thing up there?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe not. Maybe it's a different context.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, maybe yeah. Maybe it's just like what they call their.

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<v Speaker 1>Right.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe it's like how we have ham and then they

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<v Speaker 2>have Canadian bacon. Here there's reporters and there there's the

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to say it. Sure, I almost let

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<v Speaker 2>it slip out when I said report and artists because

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<v Speaker 2>I was like thinking, like I was getting it ready,

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<v Speaker 2>I was gunning it up. But I was like, oh no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I can only say that in Canada.

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<v Speaker 1>When we were kids, my dad used to call reporters Canadians.

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of ironic. He'd be like, like, we'd go

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<v Speaker 1>down the beach and he'd be like, God, damn, there's

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of Canadians down here. I see. Canadians never

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<v Speaker 1>throw their trash away. There's little chip bags everywhere because

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<v Speaker 1>of the Canadians. Stuff like that. Let's hear her accent.

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<v Speaker 1>At the Surrey Provincial Courthouse, I have my bodyguards by

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<v Speaker 1>my side. I'm going to be bringing you a She

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<v Speaker 1>could not have been Canadian. Yeah, so that was again.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not making any point about why this person shout

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<v Speaker 1>at these things, but this person definitely had their opinion.

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<v Speaker 1>And a picture of that girl's child on their phone.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm wondering, Like, is she coming out of

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<v Speaker 2>the police station because she was just raping the reporter's

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<v Speaker 2>child or something, and they she's out on bail right now,

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<v Speaker 2>Like why does she have these pictures? And why do

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<v Speaker 2>they give her the phone back?

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<v Speaker 1>Let's see years ago, Yan I went viral internationally over

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<v Speaker 1>her legal campaign against women's salons that went it Wax

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<v Speaker 1>yan Vin's men and j Male Jenna person.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, oh but they have a pussy now.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so, so just go get wax and stop calling

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<v Speaker 2>people reporters.

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<v Speaker 1>What the fuck I'm thinking this. I'm thinking this person

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<v Speaker 1>had some other kind of legal trouble, though.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm hinking so too. I mean, they they did mention

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<v Speaker 2>that they have pictures of children on their phone, children

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<v Speaker 2>that are not their own.

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<v Speaker 1>That generally leads to a prison time or at least

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<v Speaker 1>talking to the police at the police station.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, man, it looks like remember on the Drew

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<v Speaker 2>Carrey Show there was the me me me me, Yes, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it looks like MEMI, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Mimi dropping the N word. That's that's a rough one.

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<v Speaker 2>Something I didn't know I needed until I saw it.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's see, I don't know. I got a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>longer ones. Let me play this quick one here. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what this guy's fucking deal is, but he

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<v Speaker 1>speaks to an entire generation of people that feel the

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well, start dressing his way.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got a cool plaid is that sear sucker? I

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<v Speaker 2>He's got a plaid blazer, but.

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<v Speaker 1>Like pastel plaid a little bit but fancy, not trashy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, But then the hat, it's like, it's like the

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<v Speaker 2>kind of thing you would wear in a Cormick McCarthy novel.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got a ten thousand gallon hat and he's he's

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<v Speaker 1>smoking a sig though, that's pretty cool. He's burning one down.

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<v Speaker 1>That does make him look cool. He relates to how

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<v Speaker 4>Although the way I see it, twenty first century has

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<v Speaker 4>Just hey, every second I'm awake. So if I can

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<v Speaker 4>out of the picture entirely, I'm doing a good thing.

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<v Speaker 1>What about the modern age makes it unbearable to you?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, everybody's an idiot. You can't do nothing without somebody

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<v Speaker 4>giving you a hard time. Fun is pretty much entirely illegal.

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<v Speaker 4>There's no air of planes where you can smoke with

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<v Speaker 1>Ain't none of that anymore.

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<v Speaker 4>There's an absolute lack of any sense in the general population.

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<v Speaker 4>much one of the only places north of the Mason

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<v Speaker 4>Dixon you'll find any single person with any defining characteristics whatsoever.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you have no idea how difficult it is to

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<v Speaker 4>They're no good whatsoever. The Internet's a bad place for

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<v Speaker 1>Let me, let me alone, he answered with they can

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<v Speaker 1>all scram. I agree with this.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah, scram such a good word. I got to use

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<v Speaker 1>I was in I was in wah Wah the other

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<v Speaker 1>day and I was I was ordering gene sandwich and

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<v Speaker 1>I was getting something else. I forget what else, And

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<v Speaker 1>take stolen valor here and say I know what it's

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<v Speaker 1>like for a school shooter. Okay, I'm not gonna steal.

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<v Speaker 2>Valid for the shooter themselves.

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<v Speaker 1>Or I had a Tim Waltz moment there. Uh No,

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<v Speaker 1>I am not friends with any school shooters, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was not putting myself in their their footsteps. That wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>a shot at Tim Watz. He said that, And I

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<v Speaker 2>Was just a miss I remember that. Yeah, he makes mistakes.

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<v Speaker 2>It happens, just like all politicians. I'm in wah Wah

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm ordering on the little kiosk now the time.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, you asked earlier off the air wah

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<v Speaker 2>Wah versus Quick check sandwich. Do you have anything even

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<v Speaker 2>a almost kind of a deli convenience store, go ahead,

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<v Speaker 2>like a deli convenience store, but they also make sandwiches,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, So there was there was one place like that.

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<v Speaker 2>So there's a couple of good sandwich shops, but not

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<v Speaker 2>as many as back home, but there was one place.

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<v Speaker 2>And yeah, it was one place that was similar to

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<v Speaker 2>the quick check huah Wah style where it was a

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<v Speaker 2>gas station slash mini mart slash sandwich shop, and it

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<v Speaker 2>was Deli Town sandwich fucking at the mobile What was

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<v Speaker 2>it inside the chevron station? Yeah, Deli Town, And I

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<v Speaker 2>think it still exists, but it's different owner now, and

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<v Speaker 2>it's kind of like you see, I explained it to

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<v Speaker 2>my wife. It's like when we first went there. We

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<v Speaker 2>went there a few times, and the sandwiches were so

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<v Speaker 2>fucking good, and it was I was like, this is

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<v Speaker 2>just like wah wah, you know, so fucking good. And

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<v Speaker 2>then this new guy took over, and not only was

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<v Speaker 2>he an asshole and stingy with the portions, but the

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<v Speaker 2>food just wasn't good anymore. Just stop tasting good. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know if he switched ingredients or some shit, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>just turned into quick check. It happened. It was the

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<v Speaker 2>full evolution of the gas station sandwich happened before our eyes.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't want people to be confused if they

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<v Speaker 1>don't have these stores there. These aren't gas station sandwiches

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<v Speaker 1>in the way like a mobile has like a little

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<v Speaker 1>heater with like little chicken arms or whatever that they

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<v Speaker 1>eat it up in a microwave.

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<v Speaker 2>This is like a big ass cheeseburger.

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<v Speaker 1>This is it's almost a step up from subway.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you know we have Maverick. I actually, okay, we

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<v Speaker 2>do have. You have Mavericks on the East coast.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't here. I'm going through some here. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>have sheets, I assume right. Quick trip no quick trip

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<v Speaker 1>spelled a different way. No, okay, BUCkies, no United Dairy Farmers.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds like someone who's ends me mail?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, then, no, you don't have that.

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<v Speaker 2>We have maps where they So it's like the same

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<v Speaker 2>thing as a wah war. It's like a big convenience

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<v Speaker 2>type Mini Mark gas station when you go inside, but

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<v Speaker 2>instead of having a thing where they make you sandwiches,

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<v Speaker 2>I think they do burritos.

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<v Speaker 1>That's cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they do like sausage burritos and shit at breakfast,

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<v Speaker 2>and then they do fucking like com burritos at lunch.

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<v Speaker 1>That's pretty cool. I can appreciate that. So, again, not

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<v Speaker 1>to steal valor, but I understand what it's like to

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<v Speaker 1>be in the middle of a school shooting. I'm standing there,

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<v Speaker 1>ordering my back towards the door, which I fucking hate.

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<v Speaker 1>I understand that some like wop thing from fucking Guinea

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<v Speaker 1>movies or whatever. I don't care. I don't like it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like having my back to the door for

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<v Speaker 1>this very reason.

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<v Speaker 2>Looking over my shoulder.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, no, yeah, no, no, I don't want anyone

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<v Speaker 1>looking over my shoulder. Oh So, anyway, I'm there.

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<v Speaker 2>And I just hear my War's all.

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<v Speaker 1>I just hear from behind me give me my fucking money,

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<v Speaker 1>you fucking piece of shit, And I hear liket and

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<v Speaker 1>I go, oh no, oh boy. So like every American,

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<v Speaker 1>my first thought is fucking gotta get my camera up quick,

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<v Speaker 1>get the camera.

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<v Speaker 2>God, I still haven't become that American. It's still so

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<v Speaker 2>I dude. I saw a homeless couple fighting in the

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<v Speaker 2>street the other day and I was like, a good

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<v Speaker 2>thirty yards away. I would have been safe. I just

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<v Speaker 2>felt so weird. Videotape in it. You're tough.

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<v Speaker 1>I oh, well, I mean I did it discreetly and

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<v Speaker 1>I hold it up. The video was to capture the

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<v Speaker 1>audio if I could. It's a video of like under

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<v Speaker 1>my chin, like I put it on the counter, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's just like your neck and all this it is

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<v Speaker 1>like it is yeah, pretty much, but uh I couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>get it.

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<v Speaker 3>But give me my fucking money, you coward. By He goes,

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<v Speaker 3>I know you have it. I have all the fucking receipts,

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm like, WHOA, what is going on?

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<v Speaker 2>Dude?

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<v Speaker 1>Who works? I guess the pumps or something at the

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<v Speaker 1>like the gas pumps. Fucking beard down to like his

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<v Speaker 1>chest but like stout, like if you told me. He

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<v Speaker 1>retired to work at Wah Wah, having done forty years

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<v Speaker 1>at sea as like a long shortman. I'd go, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, I got that.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>He comes in screaming give me my fucking money to

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<v Speaker 1>this six foot five Puerto Rican dude behind the sandwich

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<v Speaker 1>counter bus. I'm thinking this Puerto Rican is gonna just

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<v Speaker 1>step on this guy, like really fuck him up. But

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<v Speaker 1>the guy's screaming, coming in, pointing and fast walking too.

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<v Speaker 1>Not the kind of walk where you make it look

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<v Speaker 1>like you're walking fast because you're hoping they'll get scared, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but like really like he wants to get there.

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<v Speaker 2>He's trying to keep up.

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<v Speaker 1>He gets behind the counter and he starts chesting up

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<v Speaker 1>to this guy. He starts going, why are you hiding

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<v Speaker 1>behind the counter, you fucking coward? But I mean real

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<v Speaker 1>serious words, and the Spanish guy's going, oh, man, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. I don't know what you're talking about. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what you're talking I don't know. But he

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<v Speaker 1>kept screaming, I have the text, I have the fucking receipts.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you have my fucking money.

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<v Speaker 2>What oh I was gonna say that guy probably fucked

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<v Speaker 2>his girl. Well maybe he did fuck his girl, and

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<v Speaker 2>it's like you fucked her this day this day, I

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<v Speaker 2>have to text for it. It's one hundred and fifty

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<v Speaker 2>dollars every fuck I have all these receipts.

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<v Speaker 1>I want my money for every time he fuck my girl.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe it's like maybe the Puerto Rican guy is a cock,

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<v Speaker 1>and the old guy fucks the Puerto Rican guys girl,

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<v Speaker 1>and then he's supposed to Venmo and or cash app

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<v Speaker 1>him and he goes.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been fucking your wife on credit for three weeks.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you owe me four.

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<v Speaker 3>Fifty and make you five hundred because I had to

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<v Speaker 3>track your ass down.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh no, they were both employees. And then some girl

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<v Speaker 1>steps in from the old man. It goes like, Jim

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever his name is. Jim, Jim, you're gonna get fired.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna get fired. He was, I don't even give

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<v Speaker 1>a fuck anymore. Well, I mean it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, then you're gonna be down even more money, Jim.

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<v Speaker 1>It was Jim, I don't know that you're the most

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<v Speaker 1>financially savvy person.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're you're like hard up for the four hundred

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<v Speaker 2>and fifty bucks you fucked out of in K's wife.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, maybe maybe you should just try and hold

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<v Speaker 2>onto this job until Enrique comes through.

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<v Speaker 1>Jim's not good with money.

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<v Speaker 2>He's just not good at money. It soon he's like

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<v Speaker 2>and he's a mess.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah, so that was interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>That was and then they just broke it up after that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like most things, it didn't end in some grand finale.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a dud beforehand, but it was build up.

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<v Speaker 2>Was fun. I fucking hate that though, Dude. I wish

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<v Speaker 2>one day like Jim would just pull out a fucking

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<v Speaker 2>AK forty seven and just it's empty. He's just making

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<v Speaker 2>that sound, just rack everybody, Okay, everyone's running in fear,

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<v Speaker 2>and he's just like la la, just like pretending, and

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<v Speaker 2>then you know, the cops kill him. So I got

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<v Speaker 2>my haircut yesterday. I know it looks nice. You like

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<v Speaker 2>you look like a Hitler youth? Yeah, do it?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, Jews will not replace us. Jews will not.

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<v Speaker 2>Look like Richard Spencer. That's right, oh man.

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<v Speaker 1>Richard Spencer's as gay as they come.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's not even popular anymore. You gotta you gotta

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<v Speaker 2>be if you want to be really controversial with your racism,

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<v Speaker 2>you gotta have a last name like Twentis.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so it's so crazy to me that Nick Fuentez

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<v Speaker 1>he's any kind of white supremacist. Maybe he's like a plant.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe that's like bullshit.

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<v Speaker 2>Like they put on their before. He's pretty fucking racist.

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<v Speaker 2>You think he's pretending.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I think he's like a fed So that

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<v Speaker 1>way they can say, you know, oh, Puerto Ricans can

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<v Speaker 1>be white supremacists too.

427
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Leave it to the Feds to pick a guy

428
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<v Speaker 2>like Nick Fuentez to be there their point.

429
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<v Speaker 1>But that's the point you put him there. He's obnoxious,

430
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<v Speaker 1>he'll say whatever he wants because he's a fame whore

431
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<v Speaker 1>and then or whatever you want him to say, and

432
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<v Speaker 1>then you can then point to him and be like, oh,

433
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<v Speaker 1>that guy's a Hispanic. We can just grab anyone for

434
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<v Speaker 1>white supremacy. All blacks are in now, that's what they say.

435
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<v Speaker 2>Or how about that that one.

436
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<v Speaker 1>Uh, there's one proud boy that got into a fight

437
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<v Speaker 1>with somebody and got sentenced to four years on a

438
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<v Speaker 1>hate crime. He I think he beat up a white

439
00:22:29.880 --> 00:22:33.319
<v Speaker 1>guy and his wife and two kids. And the guy

440
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<v Speaker 1>who's going to prison for the hate crime his wife

441
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<v Speaker 1>and two kids are black, Like I mean like black,

442
00:22:40.000 --> 00:22:43.039
<v Speaker 1>he beat up the wife and kids. No, he beat

443
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<v Speaker 1>up another white guy. Some antifog guy or something and

444
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<v Speaker 1>maybe well maybe he was a Hispanic. I don't know

445
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<v Speaker 1>what the whole song.

446
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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what the whole thing is with the

447
00:22:51.480 --> 00:22:55.119
<v Speaker 2>hate hate crime law on how it applies in that

448
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<v Speaker 2>particular case. But I know, like you're gonna, you know,

449
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<v Speaker 2>beat someone up real bad, like four years is you know,

450
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<v Speaker 2>that's a sentence that sounds kind of reasonable and in

451
00:23:06.680 --> 00:23:10.839
<v Speaker 2>a lot of places not all, but yeah, dude, assaults

452
00:23:10.920 --> 00:23:13.559
<v Speaker 2>and violent it gets taken seriously.

453
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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, I'm not I'm not defending well it does,

454
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<v Speaker 1>so I'm not.

455
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<v Speaker 2>I'm not.

456
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<v Speaker 1>I'm not defending to me that. I'm just saying I

457
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<v Speaker 1>don't think he's a white supremacist.

458
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<v Speaker 2>Right, I'm just saying. I wonder how much that hate

459
00:23:24.480 --> 00:23:28.559
<v Speaker 2>crime law affected the actual sentencing, you know, That's all

460
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<v Speaker 2>I want to know.

461
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<v Speaker 1>Doesn't it double it?

462
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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I'm not sure how it works.

463
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<v Speaker 1>I thought that's how it worked. I thought in every state.

464
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<v Speaker 2>It's that way much more.

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<v Speaker 1>No, probably not time. Uh do crimes and to a sentence,

466
00:23:49.920 --> 00:23:51.799
<v Speaker 1>the amount of additional time, and it's the sentences for

467
00:23:51.880 --> 00:23:53.799
<v Speaker 1>hate crime varies depending on the jurisdiction.

468
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dude, they probably get it was probably like a

469
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<v Speaker 2>four year sentence for the hate crime and like only

470
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<v Speaker 2>two days for the assault.

471
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<v Speaker 1>You know, probably yeah, again, I'm not defending that guy.

472
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<v Speaker 2>Stop bating.

473
00:24:06.039 --> 00:24:08.200
<v Speaker 1>So I went to go get my haircut, and it

474
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<v Speaker 1>was one of those things I got a I yet

475
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<v Speaker 1>fucking I registered online like so it puts you in

476
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<v Speaker 1>line and they closed it four and I got there

477
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<v Speaker 1>at three point thirty.

478
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<v Speaker 2>Now, easy ass barbershop.

479
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<v Speaker 1>Like most barbershops, it was actually just Great Clips.

480
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<v Speaker 2>That's where I go, Oh, that's not a barbershop.

481
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<v Speaker 1>That's a mostly official endorsement, except for these four or

482
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<v Speaker 1>five times they've specifically just said I'm not gonna do that,

483
00:24:42.799 --> 00:24:44.319
<v Speaker 1>and then just something different.

484
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<v Speaker 2>Let me revise my comments on your haircut. Now that

485
00:24:48.880 --> 00:24:51.640
<v Speaker 2>I know that you got your haircut Great Clips, I

486
00:24:51.799 --> 00:24:56.680
<v Speaker 2>am actually quite impressed. That's a bomb ass haircut for

487
00:24:56.759 --> 00:24:59.279
<v Speaker 2>Great Clips. Hey, Great Clips has fucked my shit up

488
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<v Speaker 2>every time I on there.

489
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<v Speaker 1>So one time I went with Jen and the girl goes,

490
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<v Speaker 1>Jen goes to get her hair cut and I do it,

491
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<v Speaker 1>and we're both kind of like back to back and

492
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<v Speaker 1>I go, Okay, what I want is just a number

493
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<v Speaker 1>one on the sides faded up scissors on the top,

494
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<v Speaker 1>and if you could give me a hard part over here,

495
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<v Speaker 1>that would be great.

496
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<v Speaker 2>And the one Yeah, so that's what it's called hard part.

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<v Speaker 1>Hard part. Yeah, yeah, So I don't have that right now, actually,

498
00:25:24.799 --> 00:25:27.440
<v Speaker 1>and I didn't have that's the last No, it's it's

499
00:25:27.599 --> 00:25:28.640
<v Speaker 1>there's no line drawn.

500
00:25:28.720 --> 00:25:31.279
<v Speaker 2>Is it's just a comb over or put an undercut

501
00:25:31.359 --> 00:25:31.839
<v Speaker 2>or whatever it is.

502
00:25:31.960 --> 00:25:34.599
<v Speaker 1>I eat whatever, fade up is what I always say.

503
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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what it is, but I I I

504
00:25:37.480 --> 00:25:39.599
<v Speaker 1>said that. I. I also did not have a hard

505
00:25:39.640 --> 00:25:41.799
<v Speaker 1>part the time I asked for it. When I went

506
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<v Speaker 1>to Great Clips, like four or five times ago. The

507
00:25:44.799 --> 00:25:47.799
<v Speaker 1>woman goes, I don't I don't think we should do that,

508
00:25:47.880 --> 00:25:49.599
<v Speaker 1>and I go, oh, I would like it. I would

509
00:25:49.680 --> 00:25:52.279
<v Speaker 1>like a hard part. She goes, I can't really do that.

510
00:25:53.119 --> 00:25:56.680
<v Speaker 2>Uh so she was honest, dude, imagine if she fucking

511
00:25:56.880 --> 00:25:59.240
<v Speaker 2>scalped your ass trying to do it. Because they use

512
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<v Speaker 2>the razor blade.

513
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<v Speaker 1>The woman had Jen behind her, another woman had Gen

514
00:26:03.240 --> 00:26:04.759
<v Speaker 1>behind her, and Jen's like, yeah, I wanted to do

515
00:26:04.880 --> 00:26:07.880
<v Speaker 1>bangs and the woman goes, oh, those won't look good

516
00:26:07.960 --> 00:26:12.039
<v Speaker 1>on your face, and Jen goes, Okay, I still want bangs,

517
00:26:12.079 --> 00:26:15.200
<v Speaker 1>and she goes no, and Gen goes there just a

518
00:26:15.279 --> 00:26:18.079
<v Speaker 1>trim up then, so she couldn't.

519
00:26:17.759 --> 00:26:19.279
<v Speaker 2>Even be honest and say she doesn't know how to

520
00:26:19.359 --> 00:26:21.480
<v Speaker 2>do it. She's she just made a Gen's problem.

521
00:26:21.799 --> 00:26:25.480
<v Speaker 1>Either your face up, or she's a gun, or she's

522
00:26:25.559 --> 00:26:28.440
<v Speaker 1>a crummy person like that guy in the fucking cowboy

523
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<v Speaker 1>hat said.

524
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think it's probably a mixture all three.

525
00:26:33.599 --> 00:26:35.799
<v Speaker 1>So we talked about it on the Patreon last week.

526
00:26:35.880 --> 00:26:38.319
<v Speaker 1>It was supposed to be me talking about an incident

527
00:26:38.400 --> 00:26:39.960
<v Speaker 1>I had having to go to a thing, and it

528
00:26:40.079 --> 00:26:44.759
<v Speaker 1>kind of devolved or evolved into an assessment of my

529
00:26:45.200 --> 00:26:47.640
<v Speaker 1>whatever kind of mental illness where I feel the need

530
00:26:48.359 --> 00:26:53.160
<v Speaker 1>to always be what is it please you? So there

531
00:26:53.240 --> 00:26:56.599
<v Speaker 1>was a claret Yeah. See there's a difference I think

532
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<v Speaker 1>than what I am. I don't care if people are pleased.

533
00:27:01.039 --> 00:27:03.960
<v Speaker 1>I want to feel good knowing I did the thing

534
00:27:04.160 --> 00:27:08.519
<v Speaker 1>that I feel is right to be considerate of the situation.

535
00:27:08.920 --> 00:27:11.119
<v Speaker 1>Like if I hold a door for someone and they

536
00:27:11.319 --> 00:27:12.240
<v Speaker 1>say thank.

537
00:27:12.039 --> 00:27:13.240
<v Speaker 2>You very much, recognition for that?

538
00:27:13.599 --> 00:27:17.000
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, I don't want recognition from them you iowledge.

539
00:27:17.160 --> 00:27:19.839
<v Speaker 1>I want self satisfaction that I did the right thing,

540
00:27:20.519 --> 00:27:23.279
<v Speaker 1>that I that I that I had manners or I

541
00:27:23.400 --> 00:27:25.640
<v Speaker 1>was polite or I was whatever, because it makes me

542
00:27:25.680 --> 00:27:30.880
<v Speaker 1>feel good to have those things. So I walk into

543
00:27:31.200 --> 00:27:33.480
<v Speaker 1>Great Clips and it's three point thirty again. They close

544
00:27:33.559 --> 00:27:35.599
<v Speaker 1>it for and I see one girl sweeping up, and

545
00:27:35.680 --> 00:27:39.519
<v Speaker 1>I'm telling Jen as we're driving there, I'm breaking down

546
00:27:39.559 --> 00:27:41.920
<v Speaker 1>the scenarios in my head that i'm playing out. I go,

547
00:27:42.319 --> 00:27:44.680
<v Speaker 1>if we walk in and the lady says it's no problem,

548
00:27:44.759 --> 00:27:47.319
<v Speaker 1>then I'll get my haircut. And if she kind of

549
00:27:47.359 --> 00:27:50.079
<v Speaker 1>scoffs at all or does any kind of like unfortunate thing,

550
00:27:50.119 --> 00:27:51.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna say, you know what, don't worry about it.

551
00:27:51.680 --> 00:27:53.920
<v Speaker 1>It's okay, have a nice day. And if she fights

552
00:27:53.960 --> 00:27:55.720
<v Speaker 1>with me on it, if she says something like a

553
00:27:56.400 --> 00:27:58.440
<v Speaker 1>like you know, no, no, it's okay.

554
00:27:58.599 --> 00:27:59.160
<v Speaker 3>I can take you.

555
00:27:59.319 --> 00:28:01.559
<v Speaker 1>I can take you. But if her tone seems kind

556
00:28:01.599 --> 00:28:03.759
<v Speaker 1>of negative, I'm just gonna let her know no, thank you,

557
00:28:03.880 --> 00:28:06.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm good. And then if she asks me why, like

558
00:28:07.000 --> 00:28:09.279
<v Speaker 1>why what's wrong? I would just say, well, your your

559
00:28:09.319 --> 00:28:12.440
<v Speaker 1>attitude isn't really selling. This is all I'm saying this

560
00:28:12.599 --> 00:28:14.720
<v Speaker 1>out loud to the woman that lets me fuck her,

561
00:28:15.279 --> 00:28:18.359
<v Speaker 1>like she must be like holy shit, like where did

562
00:28:18.400 --> 00:28:20.480
<v Speaker 1>I pull this one out of it?

563
00:28:20.599 --> 00:28:22.359
<v Speaker 2>Must be as zoned out as I am right now.

564
00:28:22.759 --> 00:28:26.079
<v Speaker 1>It's okay, that's you know, all right, talking about science

565
00:28:26.160 --> 00:28:27.279
<v Speaker 1>for a while. You do that.

566
00:28:27.920 --> 00:28:29.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm just fucking with you, dude. Just you know, when

567
00:28:29.920 --> 00:28:31.720
<v Speaker 2>you talk like a chick, you know, I just like,

568
00:28:32.599 --> 00:28:34.319
<v Speaker 2>you know, I just kind of zone out, like when

569
00:28:34.319 --> 00:28:37.759
<v Speaker 2>my wife's talking. I'm just like, huh yeah, oh yeah,

570
00:28:37.880 --> 00:28:38.359
<v Speaker 2>you should do.

571
00:28:38.440 --> 00:28:42.000
<v Speaker 1>That, uh chick talk. Okay, that's of our new show.

572
00:28:42.720 --> 00:28:50.079
<v Speaker 1>So anyway, now into our now, into our segment about dreams. Yeah,

573
00:28:50.200 --> 00:28:53.799
<v Speaker 1>and after that we'll do the tarot cards, horoscope, heriscope.

574
00:28:54.200 --> 00:28:58.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh oh yeah, weekly terror readings, also horoscopes. See how

575
00:28:59.000 --> 00:28:59.240
<v Speaker 1>they go?

576
00:28:59.359 --> 00:29:02.200
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, dude, why don't we fucking do this

577
00:29:02.480 --> 00:29:04.839
<v Speaker 2>as our show? And then yeah, I don't bitches to

578
00:29:04.920 --> 00:29:05.640
<v Speaker 2>watch our show.

579
00:29:06.039 --> 00:29:10.079
<v Speaker 1>I don't know why we don't. Okay, I'll fucking add

580
00:29:10.119 --> 00:29:12.680
<v Speaker 1>a third show. I only got two episodes to edit

581
00:29:12.759 --> 00:29:15.599
<v Speaker 1>tonight or something else. We just stopped doing the regular

582
00:29:15.759 --> 00:29:21.240
<v Speaker 1>whatever we do and just do the horoscope thing, right, Okay,

583
00:29:21.319 --> 00:29:23.640
<v Speaker 1>I was drinking coffee, Give me a second, give me

584
00:29:23.720 --> 00:29:30.720
<v Speaker 1>a yes, right, yeah, it's not a terrible idea. Rebranding show. Yeah, Joe, somebody,

585
00:29:31.440 --> 00:29:35.079
<v Speaker 1>it's Joe something. Okay, let's Joe somebody, but that's his band.

586
00:29:36.519 --> 00:29:39.400
<v Speaker 1>So I'm playing all these scenarios out and Jen's like, okay,

587
00:29:39.680 --> 00:29:43.039
<v Speaker 1>whatever you need to do, that's fine, you know, whatever

588
00:29:43.160 --> 00:29:46.640
<v Speaker 1>makes you happy. So I go in and I go, uh, hey,

589
00:29:46.839 --> 00:29:48.440
<v Speaker 1>you know, I wanted to get a haircut. But if

590
00:29:48.440 --> 00:29:50.400
<v Speaker 1>you guys are closing up soon, like I totally understand,

591
00:29:50.440 --> 00:29:53.400
<v Speaker 1>don't worry about it, bah blah. And the girl behind

592
00:29:53.440 --> 00:29:56.000
<v Speaker 1>the counter scoffs, and I go fuck. I go, no,

593
00:29:56.160 --> 00:29:58.240
<v Speaker 1>for real, if you guys have done don't swatch.

594
00:29:58.279 --> 00:29:59.359
<v Speaker 2>She goes no, no, no, no no.

595
00:29:59.480 --> 00:30:01.559
<v Speaker 1>But she was positive about it. She goes, you're good,

596
00:30:01.599 --> 00:30:03.720
<v Speaker 1>you're good, She'll take it down here, don't worry about it.

597
00:30:04.279 --> 00:30:06.839
<v Speaker 1>So I'm the Then an Indian guy walks in like

598
00:30:07.039 --> 00:30:10.000
<v Speaker 1>right after me, and he's like, oh the haircut, and

599
00:30:10.079 --> 00:30:12.839
<v Speaker 1>the cool woman goes as Jennin Aire's in and they're

600
00:30:12.920 --> 00:30:14.680
<v Speaker 1>about to go to the back. The woman just goes,

601
00:30:14.799 --> 00:30:18.160
<v Speaker 1>we're closed, you can come back tomorrow and sends him out.

602
00:30:18.240 --> 00:30:20.799
<v Speaker 1>But I was I was signed in online already, that's why.

603
00:30:21.759 --> 00:30:23.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, how do you know he wasn't. But then

604
00:30:23.880 --> 00:30:26.039
<v Speaker 2>I'm signed in and she's like pushing him out. The door.

605
00:30:26.160 --> 00:30:30.359
<v Speaker 2>But please, I put in my name. It's Poto, It's.

606
00:30:30.279 --> 00:30:36.079
<v Speaker 1>Mook, It's Mohammed. Uh fucking cause you know one's gonna

607
00:30:36.079 --> 00:30:36.599
<v Speaker 1>be on there.

608
00:30:37.799 --> 00:30:40.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, there's there's at least one registered on the site. Yeah.

609
00:30:41.279 --> 00:30:45.079
<v Speaker 1>Anyway, Uh so the woman's cutting my hair and she's

610
00:30:45.200 --> 00:30:49.920
<v Speaker 1>doing what I fucking despise, small talk, but not actually

611
00:30:50.000 --> 00:30:53.000
<v Speaker 1>engaging in small talk, Like if you're going to small

612
00:30:53.039 --> 00:30:56.480
<v Speaker 1>talk already, weather's been really nice lately. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

613
00:30:56.519 --> 00:30:58.599
<v Speaker 1>the weather has been really nice. Did you do anything

614
00:30:58.640 --> 00:31:01.279
<v Speaker 1>this summer? But that's how you sate small talk. Okay,

615
00:31:01.640 --> 00:31:04.359
<v Speaker 1>then we can have a discussion. She's asking me a

616
00:31:04.480 --> 00:31:09.400
<v Speaker 1>question and responding as I'm giving the answer, but not

617
00:31:09.559 --> 00:31:14.279
<v Speaker 1>a back and forth. It's a total just memory. Every

618
00:31:14.400 --> 00:31:16.559
<v Speaker 1>line is being a race from her memory as I

619
00:31:16.759 --> 00:31:19.880
<v Speaker 1>say it, and she's just rev up the agreement.

620
00:31:20.039 --> 00:31:23.559
<v Speaker 2>So so uh it's like a recorder is on one

621
00:31:23.599 --> 00:31:24.680
<v Speaker 2>point two five speed.

622
00:31:25.279 --> 00:31:28.880
<v Speaker 1>Tell me like five steps for taking down that tree

623
00:31:28.920 --> 00:31:30.079
<v Speaker 1>in the backyard you're doing.

624
00:31:31.200 --> 00:31:34.920
<v Speaker 2>I took the branches, Yeah, oh yeah.

625
00:31:34.920 --> 00:31:37.119
<v Speaker 1>For sure, branches so so important.

626
00:31:37.200 --> 00:31:40.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I used a ladder to climb up, and I

627
00:31:41.039 --> 00:31:42.200
<v Speaker 2>had this surreal.

628
00:31:41.880 --> 00:31:45.160
<v Speaker 1>High always it's so it's so high in the here.

629
00:31:45.599 --> 00:31:47.559
<v Speaker 2>You know, I don't have an axe, but I was.

630
00:31:47.680 --> 00:31:51.519
<v Speaker 1>So sorry, done, I'm done. That's but that's what she's doing.

631
00:31:52.160 --> 00:31:54.240
<v Speaker 1>And it gets awkward to the point where she's like,

632
00:31:54.359 --> 00:31:56.400
<v Speaker 1>I had to drive blah blah blah blah blah to

633
00:31:56.440 --> 00:31:59.119
<v Speaker 1>get COVID tested, and I was like, oh yeah, and

634
00:31:59.279 --> 00:32:01.759
<v Speaker 1>I never I never jump into shit in public. I

635
00:32:01.880 --> 00:32:05.680
<v Speaker 1>just go COVID crazy time for everyone, Right, that's my line,

636
00:32:05.960 --> 00:32:08.640
<v Speaker 1>just small talking crazy time for Then if she starts

637
00:32:08.680 --> 00:32:11.759
<v Speaker 1>going like, look I got long COVID, this ship's real

638
00:32:11.880 --> 00:32:13.920
<v Speaker 1>I can buy, I'll be I'll listen. I'll be like,

639
00:32:13.960 --> 00:32:14.960
<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, tell me about it.

640
00:32:15.039 --> 00:32:17.839
<v Speaker 2>So what are you doing, you bitch?

641
00:32:17.880 --> 00:32:24.599
<v Speaker 1>Get away? Or if she's a vaccine vaccine skeptic, I'll

642
00:32:24.640 --> 00:32:27.799
<v Speaker 1>be like, yeah, let's talk some shit. Let's go fucking

643
00:32:27.839 --> 00:32:30.720
<v Speaker 1>blood brain barrier lead, you know what I'm talking about

644
00:32:31.640 --> 00:32:32.920
<v Speaker 1>that daddre.

645
00:32:34.119 --> 00:32:34.519
<v Speaker 2>Head off.

646
00:32:38.799 --> 00:32:42.039
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, So but she's she's not even she's hired

647
00:32:42.079 --> 00:32:44.880
<v Speaker 1>to go down South. I go to Long COVID go yeah,

648
00:32:45.240 --> 00:32:48.279
<v Speaker 1>you know, crazy time for everyone. She's like, how did

649
00:32:48.359 --> 00:32:51.160
<v Speaker 1>your parents do through COVID? And I was like, well,

650
00:32:51.400 --> 00:32:54.680
<v Speaker 1>we're coming up on the two year anniversary or three No.

651
00:32:55.400 --> 00:32:58.839
<v Speaker 1>One two year anniversary of my dad passing, and or No.

652
00:32:58.960 --> 00:33:01.160
<v Speaker 1>I start with my mom. I'm like, she's retired, she's

653
00:33:01.200 --> 00:33:03.519
<v Speaker 1>just cleaning up around the house. And one goes, oh, yeah,

654
00:33:03.720 --> 00:33:07.200
<v Speaker 1>it's important, it's important to do that. Uh I go,

655
00:33:07.599 --> 00:33:09.640
<v Speaker 1>I go, uh, you know, coming up on the two

656
00:33:09.680 --> 00:33:13.400
<v Speaker 1>year anniversary and my dad passing, actually you know, it

657
00:33:13.559 --> 00:33:16.759
<v Speaker 1>was pretty unexpected. And she just goes, oh, yeah, you know,

658
00:33:17.079 --> 00:33:19.720
<v Speaker 1>just keep on moving. What are you gonna do? You know, hey,

659
00:33:20.079 --> 00:33:22.640
<v Speaker 1>don't worry about it. You'll everyone will be fine. Just

660
00:33:22.759 --> 00:33:27.119
<v Speaker 1>keep all moving. Who's fucking to me, dude, I exactly.

661
00:33:27.519 --> 00:33:29.440
<v Speaker 1>She was hitting her fucking vap pen and she was

662
00:33:29.519 --> 00:33:33.799
<v Speaker 1>clipping my hairs one at a time with fucking pocket

663
00:33:33.880 --> 00:33:34.599
<v Speaker 1>knife scissors.

664
00:33:35.559 --> 00:33:37.279
<v Speaker 2>Well it's got to be hard. I'm not trying to

665
00:33:37.319 --> 00:33:41.720
<v Speaker 2>fucking make this bitch bit better or anything. And she

666
00:33:41.759 --> 00:33:43.720
<v Speaker 2>did do a good job in your hair, but uh,

667
00:33:44.319 --> 00:33:49.160
<v Speaker 2>it's like the the whole socialization thing. It's like, you

668
00:33:49.240 --> 00:33:51.359
<v Speaker 2>might be good at doing hair, you might enjoy it,

669
00:33:51.480 --> 00:33:54.000
<v Speaker 2>but you might fucking not be good at talking to people.

670
00:33:54.039 --> 00:33:56.880
<v Speaker 2>You might hate it, And yeah, that would be tough

671
00:33:56.960 --> 00:33:58.920
<v Speaker 2>for me. I think for a while, at least while

672
00:33:58.920 --> 00:34:02.039
<v Speaker 2>I was getting used to working in a salon or something.

673
00:34:02.319 --> 00:34:06.000
<v Speaker 2>It would be talking to fucking strangers all the goddamn

674
00:34:06.079 --> 00:34:09.320
<v Speaker 2>time for an extended period of time. And I'm already like,

675
00:34:09.679 --> 00:34:13.039
<v Speaker 2>I already have such an issue engaging people when they

676
00:34:13.159 --> 00:34:16.559
<v Speaker 2>tell me like bad news. So I'm always like whenever

677
00:34:16.599 --> 00:34:19.840
<v Speaker 2>someone tells me, like in a conversation where it's not

678
00:34:20.599 --> 00:34:24.360
<v Speaker 2>like at my wife's party recently, like some guy was like, yeah,

679
00:34:24.480 --> 00:34:27.079
<v Speaker 2>you know, in a couple of years ago, before I

680
00:34:27.159 --> 00:34:29.000
<v Speaker 2>moved out here, you know, that was when my dad

681
00:34:29.079 --> 00:34:30.960
<v Speaker 2>had died, so I had to get rid of all

682
00:34:31.079 --> 00:34:38.480
<v Speaker 2>his things. It's like, I I sorry that he isn't

683
00:34:38.519 --> 00:34:40.639
<v Speaker 2>alive anymore. You know. It's like I don't know what

684
00:34:40.719 --> 00:34:41.199
<v Speaker 2>to say to that.

685
00:34:41.599 --> 00:34:43.639
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't going to bring it up if she didn't ask,

686
00:34:43.840 --> 00:34:46.079
<v Speaker 1>like how my parents were. I get that, and I

687
00:34:46.159 --> 00:34:48.000
<v Speaker 1>get it's like a hammer to drop on someone, but

688
00:34:48.159 --> 00:34:50.840
<v Speaker 1>it's also not a crazy hammer. I'm not some twelve

689
00:34:50.920 --> 00:34:53.480
<v Speaker 1>year old kid being like my dad. Oh no, I'm

690
00:34:53.519 --> 00:34:55.039
<v Speaker 1>not saying you are saying. I'm just saying.

691
00:34:55.119 --> 00:34:57.440
<v Speaker 2>It's just one of these things where it's like in

692
00:34:57.639 --> 00:35:00.679
<v Speaker 2>my head, it's like, hey, don't talk about death, I'm

693
00:35:00.679 --> 00:35:04.000
<v Speaker 2>cutting your hair. Talk about fun, stuff like pussy and lollipops,

694
00:35:04.039 --> 00:35:07.360
<v Speaker 2>you know. But yeah, it's a totally normal thing for

695
00:35:07.440 --> 00:35:09.760
<v Speaker 2>people to talk about. I just don't really know how

696
00:35:09.800 --> 00:35:12.840
<v Speaker 2>to exchange in those things. And she's probably more of

697
00:35:12.880 --> 00:35:15.519
<v Speaker 2>the pussy and lollipops kind of a hairdresser.

698
00:35:15.920 --> 00:35:18.679
<v Speaker 1>She was definitely more of a pussy and lollipops type.

699
00:35:18.679 --> 00:35:23.559
<v Speaker 1>I would agree she uh, she was. She did a

700
00:35:23.679 --> 00:35:26.880
<v Speaker 1>fine job whatever. I don't know's I like, that's real?

701
00:35:27.199 --> 00:35:30.159
<v Speaker 1>That's really all I had on that is just uh, yeah,

702
00:35:30.199 --> 00:35:33.719
<v Speaker 1>I gotta shave the beard though down at least because look,

703
00:35:33.760 --> 00:35:35.159
<v Speaker 1>I had to give me a hard line.

704
00:35:36.360 --> 00:35:39.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah it looks stupid like that. Yeah, you gotta fix it.

705
00:35:39.519 --> 00:35:42.199
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm gonna trim all this done, nice little go tig.

706
00:35:42.320 --> 00:35:44.599
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm thinking about growing a beard back. But it's

707
00:35:44.639 --> 00:35:47.480
<v Speaker 2>just like such a fucking stupid commitment, you know. And

708
00:35:47.519 --> 00:35:50.320
<v Speaker 2>then I'm always like in the fucking bathroom, like trimming

709
00:35:50.360 --> 00:35:52.119
<v Speaker 2>it and shit and trying to get it even, and

710
00:35:52.199 --> 00:35:53.920
<v Speaker 2>then I fuck it up and then I'm like, god

711
00:35:54.000 --> 00:35:56.840
<v Speaker 2>damn it, and I have to start over, and I'm thinking,

712
00:35:56.920 --> 00:35:59.480
<v Speaker 2>maybe maybe it's time to fucking be cool again.

713
00:36:01.320 --> 00:36:02.800
<v Speaker 1>Do you grow good facial hair?

714
00:36:04.840 --> 00:36:07.880
<v Speaker 2>It's it gives the impression of growing good.

715
00:36:08.400 --> 00:36:11.400
<v Speaker 1>Look does it look? Is that is that decent?

716
00:36:12.679 --> 00:36:14.400
<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean it gives the impression at least I

717
00:36:14.480 --> 00:36:17.400
<v Speaker 2>have to get up in your face to know. Oh, so,

718
00:36:17.559 --> 00:36:19.800
<v Speaker 2>like I have like all these patches on my face

719
00:36:19.840 --> 00:36:23.000
<v Speaker 2>where hair doesn't really grow, but then when the shit

720
00:36:23.119 --> 00:36:27.280
<v Speaker 2>grows out, it's all like bushy and coarse, and it

721
00:36:27.760 --> 00:36:30.280
<v Speaker 2>grows in all these different directions in any like areas

722
00:36:30.360 --> 00:36:34.079
<v Speaker 2>that would normally like appear patchy, they're covered. You know.

723
00:36:34.159 --> 00:36:36.840
<v Speaker 2>It's like I have a fully covered It's almost like

724
00:36:36.920 --> 00:36:39.159
<v Speaker 2>how a black guy would have a beard. You know,

725
00:36:39.800 --> 00:36:41.559
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna have a black person's beard.

726
00:36:41.760 --> 00:36:44.039
<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say like Chinese pubic hair, but I

727
00:36:44.079 --> 00:36:45.280
<v Speaker 1>think that's more straight.

728
00:36:45.800 --> 00:36:50.119
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's more like like a broom, like a wet

729
00:36:50.239 --> 00:36:50.960
<v Speaker 2>or a wet mop.

730
00:36:52.119 --> 00:36:55.320
<v Speaker 1>Well, those are two different things, Like a hard bristle

731
00:36:55.400 --> 00:36:58.400
<v Speaker 1>broom and a wet mop are polar opposites.

732
00:36:59.719 --> 00:37:02.599
<v Speaker 2>Well, I guess it just depends on I wanted want to. Yeah,

733
00:37:02.800 --> 00:37:05.440
<v Speaker 2>it's bristly and sharp when it's dry, but then you

734
00:37:05.559 --> 00:37:07.960
<v Speaker 2>wet it and it's all you know, it really retains

735
00:37:08.079 --> 00:37:08.480
<v Speaker 2>the water.

736
00:37:08.960 --> 00:37:09.760
<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's fair.

737
00:37:10.239 --> 00:37:12.840
<v Speaker 2>It doesn't beat off like a like a broom.

738
00:37:15.239 --> 00:37:17.800
<v Speaker 1>Broom hare. I'll tell you what my dad used to

739
00:37:17.880 --> 00:37:21.400
<v Speaker 1>talk about the Canadians with their broom hair. Oh man.

740
00:37:22.920 --> 00:37:25.039
<v Speaker 2>Uh yeah. My dad used to always mention to me,

741
00:37:25.199 --> 00:37:31.159
<v Speaker 2>reporters never trust a reporter. Yeah, room hair, bristle fucking mustaches.

742
00:37:32.719 --> 00:37:35.480
<v Speaker 1>I don't don't ever play three card Monty against some

743
00:37:35.679 --> 00:37:37.079
<v Speaker 1>reporter with bristle hair.

744
00:37:37.239 --> 00:37:44.119
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'll never wind up in a cell with a report. Uh.

745
00:37:44.639 --> 00:37:48.760
<v Speaker 1>Anyway, did you ever have a retail job you said

746
00:37:48.800 --> 00:37:51.559
<v Speaker 1>something interesting in there bad at small talking this and that.

747
00:37:51.679 --> 00:37:54.800
<v Speaker 1>Did you ever have a retail job that you liked

748
00:37:55.039 --> 00:37:57.719
<v Speaker 1>the product you were selling because you're not a car guy.

749
00:37:57.760 --> 00:38:03.440
<v Speaker 1>You worked AutoZone, You're not a shoe guy. You also

750
00:38:03.559 --> 00:38:05.880
<v Speaker 1>got kicked out of that interview. They let you know

751
00:38:05.960 --> 00:38:08.079
<v Speaker 1>how target you were in that sense.

752
00:38:09.039 --> 00:38:12.760
<v Speaker 2>I did like some of the sales atmosphere at AutoZone

753
00:38:12.840 --> 00:38:16.159
<v Speaker 2>when it was like that. There was like transitional periods

754
00:38:16.159 --> 00:38:18.559
<v Speaker 2>while I worked there. So there was there was one

755
00:38:18.639 --> 00:38:23.159
<v Speaker 2>store I worked at where it was brand new, like

756
00:38:23.280 --> 00:38:26.159
<v Speaker 2>I helped open the store, put it together and everything,

757
00:38:26.599 --> 00:38:31.280
<v Speaker 2>and then for like the first year maybe that particular

758
00:38:31.400 --> 00:38:35.119
<v Speaker 2>store didn't have any like sales pressure. It was all

759
00:38:35.159 --> 00:38:38.760
<v Speaker 2>about establishing like a baseline, So they were just like

760
00:38:39.000 --> 00:38:45.400
<v Speaker 2>letting traffic flow naturally for about a year to kind

761
00:38:45.440 --> 00:38:48.239
<v Speaker 2>of gauge what their targets were going to be and stuff,

762
00:38:48.320 --> 00:38:51.960
<v Speaker 2>and so they just didn't push us as employees for

763
00:38:52.119 --> 00:38:56.639
<v Speaker 2>that first year to really try and upsell a lot

764
00:38:57.159 --> 00:38:59.960
<v Speaker 2>or anything. And I would. I would swap around store

765
00:39:00.119 --> 00:39:02.880
<v Speaker 2>so I would see the different mentalities. And I loved

766
00:39:03.480 --> 00:39:06.000
<v Speaker 2>working at that store because it was always like somebody

767
00:39:06.039 --> 00:39:09.079
<v Speaker 2>would come in, you could shoot the shit, you could

768
00:39:09.239 --> 00:39:13.239
<v Speaker 2>like you could recommend an actual product that you would

769
00:39:13.239 --> 00:39:15.360
<v Speaker 2>think would do the job and not have to like

770
00:39:15.719 --> 00:39:19.079
<v Speaker 2>tack anything on. It felt authentic. So I did like that.

771
00:39:19.639 --> 00:39:23.039
<v Speaker 1>So I actually know that's not what I meant at all.

772
00:39:23.280 --> 00:39:26.280
<v Speaker 1>Have you ever sold a product? I don't mean like

773
00:39:26.360 --> 00:39:28.760
<v Speaker 1>sales wise. I didn't give a shit about sales numbers either,

774
00:39:28.920 --> 00:39:31.320
<v Speaker 1>Like I never gave a fuck about them. But I

775
00:39:31.639 --> 00:39:34.599
<v Speaker 1>sold products at best Buy that I was interested in.

776
00:39:35.039 --> 00:39:37.960
<v Speaker 1>I like big TVs, I like cameras, I like computers

777
00:39:38.159 --> 00:39:40.519
<v Speaker 1>like this and that, And it made it easier to

778
00:39:40.719 --> 00:39:43.119
<v Speaker 1>engage in small talk with people because it was like

779
00:39:43.480 --> 00:39:45.679
<v Speaker 1>shit you were interested in. Like I assume if you

780
00:39:46.360 --> 00:39:49.199
<v Speaker 1>worked in a music store you would be able to

781
00:39:49.320 --> 00:39:51.960
<v Speaker 1>engage in small talk a little maybe a little bit better,

782
00:39:52.280 --> 00:39:53.599
<v Speaker 1>because I mean, what are you going to talk about

783
00:39:53.639 --> 00:39:55.239
<v Speaker 1>with a guy? You know he needs a new fucking

784
00:39:55.320 --> 00:39:55.920
<v Speaker 1>car battery?

785
00:39:57.239 --> 00:39:57.400
<v Speaker 3>Right?

786
00:39:57.559 --> 00:39:57.760
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

787
00:39:58.159 --> 00:40:00.440
<v Speaker 2>I just never hearn exactly. I've never, I really never

788
00:40:00.559 --> 00:40:04.360
<v Speaker 2>had that retail outlet for any of my interests, you

789
00:40:04.480 --> 00:40:05.679
<v Speaker 2>know That's what I mean.

790
00:40:05.760 --> 00:40:08.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Well, what would have been a retail outlet for

791
00:40:08.880 --> 00:40:12.039
<v Speaker 1>your interest, like an old nineties like music use.

792
00:40:12.119 --> 00:40:18.679
<v Speaker 2>Bookstore, okay, motherfucking yeah, like a musical instrument type store, yeah,

793
00:40:18.800 --> 00:40:20.199
<v Speaker 2>record store or some shit.

794
00:40:20.679 --> 00:40:24.000
<v Speaker 1>It's shit like that, And it's in restaurants. Now. I've

795
00:40:24.119 --> 00:40:26.960
<v Speaker 1>never directly worked in a restaurant. I worked the kitchen

796
00:40:27.320 --> 00:40:30.519
<v Speaker 1>for like a catering type thing, So I've been in

797
00:40:30.639 --> 00:40:35.360
<v Speaker 1>restaurant atmospheres, but I've never been like, you know, back

798
00:40:35.440 --> 00:40:39.400
<v Speaker 1>of the house of like a busy, active restaurant. It's

799
00:40:39.400 --> 00:40:42.000
<v Speaker 1>shit like that where you really learn to small talk.

800
00:40:42.639 --> 00:40:45.719
<v Speaker 1>You learn how to just pick up on one little

801
00:40:45.800 --> 00:40:47.960
<v Speaker 1>thing and go, how the fuck are we going to

802
00:40:48.039 --> 00:40:51.199
<v Speaker 1>pass the time of this shift? The whole idea is

803
00:40:51.360 --> 00:40:53.480
<v Speaker 1>just banging through that shift as quickly as you can.

804
00:40:55.280 --> 00:40:56.920
<v Speaker 1>And I think it's a lot easier if you like

805
00:40:57.039 --> 00:41:00.760
<v Speaker 1>give a shit or have an interest in what you're selling.

806
00:41:01.599 --> 00:41:03.719
<v Speaker 1>You know, could you work at a week place? Or

807
00:41:03.760 --> 00:41:05.079
<v Speaker 1>do you not care about it enough?

808
00:41:06.000 --> 00:41:07.440
<v Speaker 2>I don't really give a shit about weed. I just

809
00:41:07.480 --> 00:41:08.480
<v Speaker 2>want to get high off of it.

810
00:41:09.000 --> 00:41:11.840
<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, So you wouldn't care about like that. You

811
00:41:11.920 --> 00:41:14.440
<v Speaker 1>couldn't be like a bud tender or whatever they.

812
00:41:14.400 --> 00:41:16.079
<v Speaker 2>Call, and I could. It'd probably be easier.

813
00:41:16.079 --> 00:41:21.599
<v Speaker 1>You wouldn't. You wouldn't have any interest in it though,

814
00:41:22.239 --> 00:41:23.159
<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't.

815
00:41:22.800 --> 00:41:25.760
<v Speaker 2>Be that interested. No, just to be like, how high

816
00:41:25.800 --> 00:41:27.840
<v Speaker 2>does it get you? You know, whenever the new stuff

817
00:41:27.880 --> 00:41:31.519
<v Speaker 2>came out. That's how I'm really high. Oh cool, I'll

818
00:41:31.599 --> 00:41:34.920
<v Speaker 2>recommend that one to our our customers. Then this one

819
00:41:35.079 --> 00:41:38.159
<v Speaker 2>is really good for getting really high? How about this one?

820
00:41:38.559 --> 00:41:40.000
<v Speaker 1>This one doesn't get you as high though.

821
00:41:40.519 --> 00:41:43.760
<v Speaker 2>That one's about eight on a ten scale of highness.

822
00:41:44.119 --> 00:41:46.199
<v Speaker 1>I'm looking for something around a seven. Do you guys

823
00:41:46.280 --> 00:41:46.880
<v Speaker 1>have anything?

824
00:41:47.480 --> 00:41:50.239
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, we've only got six? Is eight and nine?

825
00:41:50.440 --> 00:41:51.559
<v Speaker 1>Oh man?

826
00:41:51.840 --> 00:41:53.599
<v Speaker 2>What am I going to do? Should I just?

827
00:41:55.679 --> 00:41:57.079
<v Speaker 1>Did you guys have ones as well?

828
00:41:57.599 --> 00:42:00.119
<v Speaker 2>You know, you got to break a seven thought with

829
00:42:00.199 --> 00:42:01.440
<v Speaker 2>the sixth or something.

830
00:42:02.840 --> 00:42:05.280
<v Speaker 1>You gotta break a sixth off of the sixth.

831
00:42:05.559 --> 00:42:08.840
<v Speaker 2>Now it's a seven. I'm pretty sure you want to

832
00:42:08.880 --> 00:42:10.880
<v Speaker 2>have seven. You want to be at a seven?

833
00:42:14.320 --> 00:42:17.280
<v Speaker 1>Man, I would fucking hate. I dealt with someone the

834
00:42:17.360 --> 00:42:20.320
<v Speaker 1>other day. I can't remember who it was, but as

835
00:42:20.440 --> 00:42:22.920
<v Speaker 1>much as I get annoyed by bad cashiers, I left

836
00:42:22.960 --> 00:42:26.480
<v Speaker 1>there going that person needs to stop being so fucking jolly.

837
00:42:27.119 --> 00:42:29.000
<v Speaker 1>It really annoyed me, and I can't think of what

838
00:42:29.079 --> 00:42:29.360
<v Speaker 1>it was.

839
00:42:30.039 --> 00:42:32.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, That's why I'm not good at those social things,

840
00:42:32.039 --> 00:42:34.119
<v Speaker 2>because I'm thinking, like in my head, like, oh, they're

841
00:42:34.119 --> 00:42:36.159
<v Speaker 2>gonna think I'm too jolly and they're gonna fucking spit

842
00:42:36.280 --> 00:42:36.480
<v Speaker 2>on me.

843
00:42:36.960 --> 00:42:38.320
<v Speaker 1>I don't think they're gonna spit on you.

844
00:42:38.440 --> 00:42:42.840
<v Speaker 2>That's a salt brother, all right, Billy Madison. But no,

845
00:42:43.079 --> 00:42:45.360
<v Speaker 2>they could. They could. They could just you know, like

846
00:42:45.480 --> 00:42:47.239
<v Speaker 2>some people talk and then the spit comes out and

847
00:42:47.280 --> 00:42:50.719
<v Speaker 2>then they're like, oh, sorry, I talked, real fucking gross. Yeah.

848
00:42:51.760 --> 00:42:54.559
<v Speaker 1>I get another question for you here. I've been seeing

849
00:42:54.639 --> 00:42:57.159
<v Speaker 1>this a lot in in the town we grew up in,

850
00:42:57.519 --> 00:43:05.239
<v Speaker 1>they installed uh bike lanes. Okay, here's the issue.

851
00:43:05.599 --> 00:43:06.639
<v Speaker 2>We got them all out here.

852
00:43:07.519 --> 00:43:09.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well the people out here don't know how to

853
00:43:09.440 --> 00:43:11.360
<v Speaker 1>use them yet, so they just kind of cut across

854
00:43:11.440 --> 00:43:12.639
<v Speaker 1>the street in the middle of.

855
00:43:12.719 --> 00:43:13.920
<v Speaker 2>It, and that's what I want.

856
00:43:14.199 --> 00:43:20.800
<v Speaker 1>That's yeah, that's chaos. Then's what I want. Chaos. Uh

857
00:43:21.559 --> 00:43:24.519
<v Speaker 1>So I saw this video this cyclist, right, you don't

858
00:43:24.559 --> 00:43:27.480
<v Speaker 1>call them bikers, and this kid recorded it, and I

859
00:43:27.519 --> 00:43:29.119
<v Speaker 1>wanted to see if we could do a breakdown on

860
00:43:29.400 --> 00:43:31.000
<v Speaker 1>when you would lose it?

861
00:43:32.880 --> 00:43:33.320
<v Speaker 2>Which one?

862
00:43:33.880 --> 00:43:36.920
<v Speaker 1>Uh say, you're the guy the kid, I think he's

863
00:43:36.920 --> 00:43:39.239
<v Speaker 1>a seventeen year old kid is maybe what the news

864
00:43:39.239 --> 00:43:44.079
<v Speaker 1>story was. But he apparently passed this guy in his

865
00:43:44.199 --> 00:43:46.800
<v Speaker 1>bike lane in a way the guy felt it was

866
00:43:46.880 --> 00:43:50.960
<v Speaker 1>too close. Okay, so the guy follows him to his

867
00:43:51.079 --> 00:43:53.000
<v Speaker 1>parking spot and then does this.

868
00:43:54.440 --> 00:43:59.199
<v Speaker 2>No, you're a fucking dude, literally stop, No, I call

869
00:43:59.280 --> 00:44:00.639
<v Speaker 2>him the police, and you're not leaving.

870
00:44:00.760 --> 00:44:01.760
<v Speaker 1>You're not leaving.

871
00:44:02.119 --> 00:44:04.880
<v Speaker 2>He's already gone with you too far? Right, don't you

872
00:44:05.000 --> 00:44:08.199
<v Speaker 2>just nail this guy? Push him backwards. I fucking punch

873
00:44:08.280 --> 00:44:12.000
<v Speaker 2>him in his glands, in the glands of his penis.

874
00:44:12.239 --> 00:44:16.400
<v Speaker 1>He's a seventy two, seventy three year old man. I'm sorry.

875
00:44:16.440 --> 00:44:18.599
<v Speaker 1>It was not a kid. It was a twenty two

876
00:44:18.760 --> 00:44:21.880
<v Speaker 1>year old. His name is Pierce Kempton though, and that's

877
00:44:21.880 --> 00:44:22.880
<v Speaker 1>a douchebag name.

878
00:44:23.239 --> 00:44:24.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what is he a blogger?

879
00:44:24.840 --> 00:44:28.840
<v Speaker 1>But he does have dirt bag tattoos, also known as

880
00:44:28.880 --> 00:44:30.840
<v Speaker 1>Shane tattoos. But I'm just kidding.

881
00:44:30.840 --> 00:44:35.239
<v Speaker 2>He's like, very I have really classy, like artful tattoos. Man, Oh,

882
00:44:35.320 --> 00:44:36.760
<v Speaker 2>I agree with a fucking asshole.

883
00:44:37.400 --> 00:44:40.119
<v Speaker 1>It's not about the quality of them. It's about the

884
00:44:40.199 --> 00:44:41.719
<v Speaker 1>placement and subject matter.

885
00:44:42.239 --> 00:44:44.800
<v Speaker 2>Oh it's trashy to have him on your arms.

886
00:44:44.880 --> 00:44:47.199
<v Speaker 1>I get it, because then you can't get an office job.

887
00:44:47.920 --> 00:44:49.840
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. I love that clip of Joe Ran

888
00:44:50.079 --> 00:44:53.079
<v Speaker 2>where he's like, man, these kids today, Man, they're getting

889
00:44:53.079 --> 00:44:55.800
<v Speaker 2>the tattos in their face and on their necks. And

890
00:44:55.880 --> 00:44:58.119
<v Speaker 2>it's like, sure, I got my arms, but I can

891
00:44:58.199 --> 00:45:00.440
<v Speaker 2>cover it with their shirt and all this. But it's like,

892
00:45:00.519 --> 00:45:04.000
<v Speaker 2>these kids today, can you imagine how fucking crazy you

893
00:45:04.119 --> 00:45:07.239
<v Speaker 2>got to be to get your hands tattooed? As I

894
00:45:07.320 --> 00:45:10.519
<v Speaker 2>sit there on my phone, you know, like holding my

895
00:45:10.639 --> 00:45:13.679
<v Speaker 2>phone with two tattooed hands, and I'm like, I literally

896
00:45:13.760 --> 00:45:16.880
<v Speaker 2>working in office, Joe, Like, I don't. I mean, it's

897
00:45:16.920 --> 00:45:19.960
<v Speaker 2>not that I'm I'm disagreeing with the idea of what

898
00:45:20.079 --> 00:45:22.760
<v Speaker 2>he's saying, per se, but it's like, I think the

899
00:45:22.840 --> 00:45:26.280
<v Speaker 2>world's just a little different now, you know, Like, sure,

900
00:45:26.639 --> 00:45:29.639
<v Speaker 2>I see people with tattoos just everywhere on their body,

901
00:45:29.880 --> 00:45:35.960
<v Speaker 2>fucking everywhere. Now, just like EMTs. I see fucking hospital

902
00:45:36.000 --> 00:45:38.679
<v Speaker 2>staff with those fucking piercings, you know where, it's like

903
00:45:39.320 --> 00:45:42.079
<v Speaker 2>the surface piercing those girls.

904
00:45:43.159 --> 00:45:48.079
<v Speaker 1>Fuck. By the way, I've only recently heard this that nurses.

905
00:45:48.199 --> 00:45:51.440
<v Speaker 1>I've never known the cliche nurses are like cheaters and

906
00:45:51.599 --> 00:45:54.159
<v Speaker 1>this and that and whatever. This makes me real thrilled

907
00:45:54.199 --> 00:45:58.239
<v Speaker 1>to get out of my high school relationship. Fucking pig.

908
00:46:00.480 --> 00:46:06.039
<v Speaker 1>But those some of those nurses got tight bodies and

909
00:46:06.360 --> 00:46:09.480
<v Speaker 1>piercings exactly, or they have the I've even seen the

910
00:46:09.559 --> 00:46:10.280
<v Speaker 1>dermals in the.

911
00:46:10.440 --> 00:46:12.079
<v Speaker 2>Cheek, yeah, the cheeks. Yeah.

912
00:46:12.400 --> 00:46:15.719
<v Speaker 1>But but there's got to be some line. And this

913
00:46:15.840 --> 00:46:18.440
<v Speaker 1>is coming from a guy with a wife with thirteen tattoos,

914
00:46:18.480 --> 00:46:20.599
<v Speaker 1>and I think what's about to become pretty much a

915
00:46:20.639 --> 00:46:25.599
<v Speaker 1>full body covering at some point once stuff shakes out.

916
00:46:25.719 --> 00:46:28.679
<v Speaker 1>We've already been talking about like a jacket.

917
00:46:28.840 --> 00:46:30.320
<v Speaker 2>She's gonna get a jacket tattoo.

918
00:46:31.559 --> 00:46:34.119
<v Speaker 1>Yes, no, I don't know. She'll get whatever she wants.

919
00:46:34.159 --> 00:46:37.880
<v Speaker 1>But here's the point. If you get murderer tattooed on

920
00:46:37.960 --> 00:46:42.320
<v Speaker 1>your forehead, oh yeah, that does say something.

921
00:46:42.559 --> 00:46:48.119
<v Speaker 2>That's different than getting like kindness tattooed on your forehead. Right, Yes,

922
00:46:48.199 --> 00:46:51.039
<v Speaker 2>there's a difference. It is, but it's kind of in

923
00:46:51.119 --> 00:46:54.760
<v Speaker 2>the same basket. Okay, it doesn't necessarily make someone a

924
00:46:54.840 --> 00:46:59.719
<v Speaker 2>bad person, but it's you know, you know, the classic

925
00:47:00.199 --> 00:47:04.559
<v Speaker 2>syntax versus semantics debate, Right, is it the is it

926
00:47:04.719 --> 00:47:09.000
<v Speaker 2>the is it the the word mental or the meaning

927
00:47:09.119 --> 00:47:11.760
<v Speaker 2>of the word you know, like it's it seems to

928
00:47:11.840 --> 00:47:13.960
<v Speaker 2>be just the And in this context it would be

929
00:47:14.000 --> 00:47:17.760
<v Speaker 2>the tattoo itself or the deeper meaning. And I guess

930
00:47:17.840 --> 00:47:21.440
<v Speaker 2>in this argument it would mean that the tattoos themselves

931
00:47:22.000 --> 00:47:23.480
<v Speaker 2>are the important part.

932
00:47:25.159 --> 00:47:29.119
<v Speaker 1>It could be the idea of society's judgment on the

933
00:47:29.280 --> 00:47:30.719
<v Speaker 1>placement of tattoo.

934
00:47:31.360 --> 00:47:33.360
<v Speaker 2>Hmm, yeah, you know, like.

935
00:47:34.840 --> 00:47:37.000
<v Speaker 1>And there is something to being able to cover that up,

936
00:47:37.039 --> 00:47:39.239
<v Speaker 1>even if it did say kindness.

937
00:47:39.679 --> 00:47:42.360
<v Speaker 2>Like hey, we don't want you to be a nice here.

938
00:47:42.519 --> 00:47:43.800
<v Speaker 2>This is a doctor's office.

939
00:47:44.199 --> 00:47:47.000
<v Speaker 1>Is a doctor's office. You can only get kindness or

940
00:47:47.039 --> 00:47:49.519
<v Speaker 1>fuck the Jews on your back. You can't get it

941
00:47:49.599 --> 00:47:52.679
<v Speaker 1>on your forehead. This is a doctor's office. We tattooed

942
00:47:52.760 --> 00:47:56.960
<v Speaker 1>murderer on our head? Why is he an Irish guy

943
00:47:57.079 --> 00:48:01.960
<v Speaker 1>from South East Dude? Because mud on a foot or popeye?

944
00:48:02.039 --> 00:48:03.920
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't tell who you were doing with that one.

945
00:48:04.480 --> 00:48:08.760
<v Speaker 2>He's just some fucking Cretan. It's Irish Cretan who fucking

946
00:48:09.039 --> 00:48:12.079
<v Speaker 2>does trans surgery on kids. Damn.

947
00:48:12.400 --> 00:48:18.760
<v Speaker 1>All right, let's watch this guy there. I'm gonna go skate.

948
00:48:19.039 --> 00:48:22.599
<v Speaker 2>No, you're not, Yes, I am, you're not. You're not

949
00:48:22.679 --> 00:48:24.519
<v Speaker 2>going anywhere he's.

950
00:48:24.360 --> 00:48:28.280
<v Speaker 1>Come, dude, stop no, Like, let me ask you. Are

951
00:48:28.360 --> 00:48:31.079
<v Speaker 1>you allowed to if he's holding If he's holding onto

952
00:48:31.159 --> 00:48:35.920
<v Speaker 1>your handle and you back up and you drag him,

953
00:48:36.000 --> 00:48:37.360
<v Speaker 1>you're in trouble for that, right.

954
00:48:38.000 --> 00:48:41.159
<v Speaker 2>M Probably yeah, I think the should you be in

955
00:48:41.239 --> 00:48:46.360
<v Speaker 2>trouble for that? It's all about like as a proportional force, right,

956
00:48:46.480 --> 00:48:48.920
<v Speaker 2>So like at the if you fuck him up pretty bad,

957
00:48:49.000 --> 00:48:51.360
<v Speaker 2>you might be. But I think I think this dude

958
00:48:51.400 --> 00:48:54.840
<v Speaker 2>should just man up, fucking punch this guy from his

959
00:48:55.039 --> 00:48:58.320
<v Speaker 2>driver's seat kind of being a pussy by not the

960
00:48:58.400 --> 00:49:01.079
<v Speaker 2>fact that this guy is reaching into his car. He's

961
00:49:01.119 --> 00:49:04.719
<v Speaker 2>a huge fucking threat. He's a crazy boundary violation. I

962
00:49:04.760 --> 00:49:06.199
<v Speaker 2>would fuck this old man up.

963
00:49:06.559 --> 00:49:08.960
<v Speaker 1>He's an old man, though. I think that's his thing.

964
00:49:09.039 --> 00:49:12.639
<v Speaker 1>And that's what the kid's mother came out tweeting afterwards.

965
00:49:14.880 --> 00:49:17.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's some discipline on this kid. Then good for him,

966
00:49:17.559 --> 00:49:19.199
<v Speaker 2>Good for I fuck this old man up.

967
00:49:19.519 --> 00:49:22.960
<v Speaker 1>Maybe he doesn't even care about the discipline whatever. He

968
00:49:23.159 --> 00:49:26.119
<v Speaker 1>just wants to feel like he has good manners, which

969
00:49:26.199 --> 00:49:26.960
<v Speaker 1>is how I feel.

970
00:49:27.480 --> 00:49:29.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's good manners. Not to fuck this old man out?

971
00:49:30.320 --> 00:49:32.440
<v Speaker 1>Should Yeah I would. I would. I would punch this

972
00:49:32.480 --> 00:49:34.519
<v Speaker 1>old man in the chest. I'd push him first, and

973
00:49:34.599 --> 00:49:36.519
<v Speaker 1>if he got up, I'd hit him in the chest

974
00:49:36.840 --> 00:49:40.199
<v Speaker 1>and I'd say stay down, I'm backing up straight. If

975
00:49:40.239 --> 00:49:42.320
<v Speaker 1>you move, I'm gonna run you over like.

976
00:49:42.400 --> 00:49:48.760
<v Speaker 2>That dislodgees pacemaker cathode. Dude.

977
00:49:48.960 --> 00:49:51.480
<v Speaker 1>Literally stop no, I call him the police, and you're

978
00:49:51.519 --> 00:49:55.079
<v Speaker 1>not You're not leaving. Okay. So, yes, maybe he is

979
00:49:55.159 --> 00:49:57.400
<v Speaker 1>a pussy. I'll agree with that. I think it's in

980
00:49:57.679 --> 00:49:58.360
<v Speaker 1>Utah too.

981
00:49:59.119 --> 00:50:02.039
<v Speaker 2>Oh. He's probably probably one of those religious fellas.

982
00:50:02.000 --> 00:50:04.400
<v Speaker 1>Park City, Utah. And I think he's a rich guy,

983
00:50:05.760 --> 00:50:09.840
<v Speaker 1>rich religious fella, millionaire cyclist. By the way, if you

984
00:50:09.960 --> 00:50:13.840
<v Speaker 1>go cycling in the full suit, you're fucking gay.

985
00:50:14.360 --> 00:50:18.199
<v Speaker 2>Why is this real? Gay cycling shirts? Say sop, that's

986
00:50:18.239 --> 00:50:23.960
<v Speaker 2>a car company. Uh, because they sponsor shit like that,

987
00:50:24.679 --> 00:50:26.039
<v Speaker 2>they sponsor bike shit.

988
00:50:26.159 --> 00:50:26.360
<v Speaker 1>Dude.

989
00:50:26.440 --> 00:50:30.000
<v Speaker 2>That sounds like a breach of interests or something. I

990
00:50:30.039 --> 00:50:30.639
<v Speaker 2>don't like that.

991
00:50:31.159 --> 00:50:34.559
<v Speaker 1>Jen and I were fucking getting all sauced up the

992
00:50:34.679 --> 00:50:40.159
<v Speaker 1>other day and we were watching the Red Bull YouTube channel.

993
00:50:40.320 --> 00:50:41.440
<v Speaker 1>Have you ever watched those?

994
00:50:41.800 --> 00:50:43.639
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I've seen some of that shit where it's like

995
00:50:44.000 --> 00:50:47.079
<v Speaker 2>parachuting and fucking flipping and stuff.

996
00:50:47.079 --> 00:50:49.760
<v Speaker 1>Or even just the when they build the flu dogs

997
00:50:49.840 --> 00:50:52.519
<v Speaker 1>and fucking try and fly them off of the edge

998
00:50:52.599 --> 00:50:56.559
<v Speaker 1>into the water. Yeah, shit's fun, it's bad. And that's

999
00:50:56.639 --> 00:50:58.519
<v Speaker 1>Red Bull. That's an energy company.

1000
00:50:59.639 --> 00:51:02.119
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So it is monster Monsters and energy company and.

1001
00:51:02.280 --> 00:51:04.000
<v Speaker 1>They sponsorship like this all the time.

1002
00:51:04.440 --> 00:51:08.960
<v Speaker 2>I know, Yeah, that's so cool. Is a car company, Yeah,

1003
00:51:09.000 --> 00:51:13.280
<v Speaker 2>but these guys they give energy to humans, SOB gives

1004
00:51:13.440 --> 00:51:21.320
<v Speaker 2>energy to fucking automotons. You're not leaving? Got his fucking

1005
00:51:21.440 --> 00:51:22.480
<v Speaker 2>hands on me instead.

1006
00:51:23.119 --> 00:51:26.199
<v Speaker 1>I won't leave because the police look at this dude,

1007
00:51:27.280 --> 00:51:28.320
<v Speaker 1>What are you doing.

1008
00:51:29.239 --> 00:51:31.599
<v Speaker 3>You so I'm calling.

1009
00:51:34.760 --> 00:51:38.760
<v Speaker 1>God hears you already.

1010
00:51:38.800 --> 00:51:40.559
<v Speaker 2>Are you pushed into me? I asked you to wait.

1011
00:51:40.679 --> 00:51:43.320
<v Speaker 2>You didn't wait, he did. How did you get out

1012
00:51:43.360 --> 00:51:47.000
<v Speaker 2>of there? He's got a clear shot to him right

1013
00:51:47.039 --> 00:51:47.440
<v Speaker 2>in the stern.

1014
00:51:48.000 --> 00:51:50.719
<v Speaker 1>I like this too. This kid has been like nothing

1015
00:51:50.800 --> 00:51:54.880
<v Speaker 1>but calm and just hey, you know, let's just be cool.

1016
00:51:55.280 --> 00:51:56.639
<v Speaker 1>I just want to go escape.

1017
00:51:57.159 --> 00:52:00.159
<v Speaker 2>I've got a very aggressive teenager here that almost me

1018
00:52:00.320 --> 00:52:02.480
<v Speaker 2>in the car, and now he won't give me his

1019
00:52:02.639 --> 00:52:03.719
<v Speaker 2>last name, and.

1020
00:52:03.760 --> 00:52:08.800
<v Speaker 1>Now he's trying to leave. I'm in Park City, near

1021
00:52:08.880 --> 00:52:13.840
<v Speaker 1>the park City Park, the skate park. He's in a

1022
00:52:13.920 --> 00:52:22.280
<v Speaker 1>Subaru in a yeah he's yeah, it was a license plate.

1023
00:52:22.920 --> 00:52:24.719
<v Speaker 1>This is the point when I go and drop kicking,

1024
00:52:25.239 --> 00:52:28.920
<v Speaker 1>get really kick his bike over, fucking stump on the run,

1025
00:52:31.079 --> 00:52:36.320
<v Speaker 1>bicycle kick his ass. I was watching fucking Fatalities the

1026
00:52:36.440 --> 00:52:39.639
<v Speaker 1>other day. Do they have like a kids mode that

1027
00:52:39.760 --> 00:52:40.960
<v Speaker 1>turns the blood green?

1028
00:52:42.639 --> 00:52:44.199
<v Speaker 2>You can just choose it's I don't know if it's

1029
00:52:44.280 --> 00:52:46.079
<v Speaker 2>kid's mode or not, but you can choose the color

1030
00:52:46.119 --> 00:52:46.480
<v Speaker 2>of the blood.

1031
00:52:46.519 --> 00:52:50.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh can you really? Okay? That's interesting? I yeah, because

1032
00:52:50.960 --> 00:52:52.840
<v Speaker 1>I was watching on YouTube and it was all green,

1033
00:52:53.079 --> 00:52:54.880
<v Speaker 1>and I didn't know if they were doing that for

1034
00:52:55.599 --> 00:52:57.760
<v Speaker 1>censoring reasons, And then I didn't know if there was

1035
00:52:57.840 --> 00:53:00.000
<v Speaker 1>a setting that makes sense that or something.

1036
00:53:00.119 --> 00:53:01.239
<v Speaker 2>My god, you know, if you want to, if you

1037
00:53:01.280 --> 00:53:05.119
<v Speaker 2>want to like monetize it or whatever, just change it. Yeah,

1038
00:53:05.159 --> 00:53:07.440
<v Speaker 2>that's easy, that's fun.

1039
00:53:08.239 --> 00:53:10.519
<v Speaker 1>Let's talk about your thing here, because I think the

1040
00:53:10.559 --> 00:53:12.039
<v Speaker 1>bo is really interesting.

1041
00:53:12.639 --> 00:53:14.679
<v Speaker 2>The fuck is my thing? What the fuck? Do you happen?

1042
00:53:14.760 --> 00:53:16.360
<v Speaker 1>Oh all right, now let's talk about your thing.

1043
00:53:16.400 --> 00:53:16.559
<v Speaker 2>Here.

1044
00:53:16.719 --> 00:53:19.960
<v Speaker 1>Video in the episode description, this is a graphic one, folks. Uh,

1045
00:53:20.000 --> 00:53:21.159
<v Speaker 1>this guy's gonna have fuck.

1046
00:53:21.320 --> 00:53:21.440
<v Speaker 2>Uh.

1047
00:53:21.880 --> 00:53:25.519
<v Speaker 1>This lady over across. This guy's looking through a telescope

1048
00:53:25.599 --> 00:53:27.480
<v Speaker 1>or I guess just across the street. I don't know.

1049
00:53:28.639 --> 00:53:31.440
<v Speaker 1>And watch this guy really pound away. Okay, all right,

1050
00:53:31.800 --> 00:53:36.159
<v Speaker 1>let me refocus here. Okay, just keep you keep looking down.

1051
00:53:36.280 --> 00:53:37.360
<v Speaker 1>I assume that you're weed.

1052
00:53:38.239 --> 00:53:41.199
<v Speaker 2>No, I'm just drawing. I'm writing random words and I

1053
00:53:41.320 --> 00:53:43.679
<v Speaker 2>drew a circle with two lines. Why would you do that?

1054
00:53:44.039 --> 00:53:44.519
<v Speaker 3>Just talk?

1055
00:53:45.400 --> 00:53:47.360
<v Speaker 2>Because I gotta do something. What the fuck am I

1056
00:53:47.400 --> 00:53:53.159
<v Speaker 2>supposed to do? My fucking hands? All right?

1057
00:53:53.320 --> 00:53:54.079
<v Speaker 1>Wat's this video?

1058
00:53:54.599 --> 00:53:58.800
<v Speaker 2>So that's my boy.

1059
00:54:02.840 --> 00:54:07.119
<v Speaker 1>Pumping away right now. See that's the thing. He's doing

1060
00:54:07.159 --> 00:54:10.199
<v Speaker 1>it in public, like view, I guess.

1061
00:54:10.400 --> 00:54:13.559
<v Speaker 2>But it's like I feel like recording it is probably

1062
00:54:13.679 --> 00:54:15.199
<v Speaker 2>still not a good thing.

1063
00:54:15.519 --> 00:54:19.119
<v Speaker 1>It's public space. Man, Guys like that kind of stuff.

1064
00:54:19.159 --> 00:54:21.079
<v Speaker 1>People do that all the time in New York.

1065
00:54:21.880 --> 00:54:25.119
<v Speaker 2>Oh sure, but it's like, dude, you want to waste

1066
00:54:25.159 --> 00:54:28.280
<v Speaker 2>your fucking your hillobytes on this fucking guy.

1067
00:54:29.440 --> 00:54:31.440
<v Speaker 1>Why he's gary, he's pounding pretty good.

1068
00:54:31.800 --> 00:54:34.199
<v Speaker 2>Let him pound, But I'm not saying it's like the

1069
00:54:34.280 --> 00:54:35.559
<v Speaker 2>kind of pounding I want to see.

1070
00:54:36.719 --> 00:54:38.559
<v Speaker 1>It might be the kind of pounding you want to say.

1071
00:54:39.360 --> 00:54:42.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I can't really see any melanin let's see,

1072
00:54:46.119 --> 00:54:52.920
<v Speaker 2>I won't put ups. I mean.

1073
00:54:57.360 --> 00:55:04.039
<v Speaker 1>Jesus, all right, it was.

1074
00:55:08.000 --> 00:55:10.480
<v Speaker 2>Dude, I assumed it was.

1075
00:55:10.719 --> 00:55:14.519
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I just like the fucking irishman watching see it

1076
00:55:14.599 --> 00:55:16.719
<v Speaker 1>is the type of video you want it? Yeah, yeah,

1077
00:55:17.079 --> 00:55:18.119
<v Speaker 1>oh it's two lads.

1078
00:55:18.440 --> 00:55:20.039
<v Speaker 2>Well why didn't you tell me that at the beginning?

1079
00:55:20.079 --> 00:55:22.079
<v Speaker 2>I thought this was just gonna be some weird stuff

1080
00:55:22.079 --> 00:55:25.039
<v Speaker 2>where it's like, oh, this guy is fucking the girl.

1081
00:55:25.280 --> 00:55:28.679
<v Speaker 1>Some faggy guys fucking some woman. Disgusting. No, show me

1082
00:55:28.760 --> 00:55:30.559
<v Speaker 1>the good stuff, show me the gimp.

1083
00:55:31.239 --> 00:55:31.559
<v Speaker 2>All right.

1084
00:55:31.719 --> 00:55:34.039
<v Speaker 1>Your topic was this, So should we say this for

1085
00:55:34.119 --> 00:55:34.719
<v Speaker 1>the patreon?

1086
00:55:35.079 --> 00:55:38.360
<v Speaker 2>What the fuck? How long have we been talking so far? Uh?

1087
00:55:38.840 --> 00:55:39.960
<v Speaker 1>Fifty four minutes?

1088
00:55:40.119 --> 00:55:41.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh dude, Then we got to save it for the

1089
00:55:41.519 --> 00:55:43.960
<v Speaker 2>Patreon because this is a big thing. This is like, dude,

1090
00:55:43.960 --> 00:55:45.599
<v Speaker 2>this is the kind of thing that if you saw

1091
00:55:45.679 --> 00:55:49.159
<v Speaker 2>it in the past, you'd be like, this is the future.

1092
00:55:49.400 --> 00:55:51.920
<v Speaker 2>But this is something I saw now, So I'm saying

1093
00:55:52.280 --> 00:55:53.119
<v Speaker 2>this is the future.

1094
00:55:55.719 --> 00:55:58.760
<v Speaker 1>All right, Then tell me a five minute story so

1095
00:55:58.840 --> 00:55:59.920
<v Speaker 1>we can give him a full out.

1096
00:56:00.639 --> 00:56:05.760
<v Speaker 2>Okay, well, I've fucking been cutting down this tree and

1097
00:56:06.320 --> 00:56:09.239
<v Speaker 2>I'm worried that I might fucking break something. So I

1098
00:56:10.199 --> 00:56:11.960
<v Speaker 2>showed you before the show that I got all this

1099
00:56:12.559 --> 00:56:15.920
<v Speaker 2>trash in my yard that I'm like throwing out systematically

1100
00:56:16.480 --> 00:56:19.719
<v Speaker 2>but boxing up and you bagging up throwing shit out.

1101
00:56:19.760 --> 00:56:22.840
<v Speaker 2>And then I realized that this tree in my backyard

1102
00:56:22.920 --> 00:56:25.440
<v Speaker 2>is growing into the fence. It's like, okay, well I

1103
00:56:25.519 --> 00:56:25.880
<v Speaker 2>can't have.

1104
00:56:26.000 --> 00:56:28.159
<v Speaker 1>That, so let me ask you, is it the root?

1105
00:56:29.320 --> 00:56:33.159
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's growing up and like pushing the fence, all

1106
00:56:33.280 --> 00:56:37.000
<v Speaker 2>crooked and stuff. So I'm like, all right, well, let

1107
00:56:37.079 --> 00:56:39.039
<v Speaker 2>me go ahead and cut a ring around this tree

1108
00:56:39.760 --> 00:56:43.239
<v Speaker 2>and get the bark severed so that way it can't

1109
00:56:43.280 --> 00:56:45.840
<v Speaker 2>grow anymore. I mean, you got a ring around the

1110
00:56:45.880 --> 00:56:50.079
<v Speaker 2>bark like a circle. It's like a it's like cutting

1111
00:56:50.159 --> 00:56:53.039
<v Speaker 2>the corotida artery. It can't send any more nutrients up,

1112
00:56:53.079 --> 00:56:56.519
<v Speaker 2>so it'll slowly die. And then I figured, Okay, I'll

1113
00:56:56.519 --> 00:56:58.880
<v Speaker 2>cut off these branches like bit by bit over the

1114
00:56:58.960 --> 00:57:01.559
<v Speaker 2>next few weeks, and eventually I'll just have this tree

1115
00:57:01.719 --> 00:57:03.880
<v Speaker 2>like this skinny little tree, and I'll take it down.

1116
00:57:04.639 --> 00:57:07.880
<v Speaker 2>But the more branches I take off, the more it

1117
00:57:07.920 --> 00:57:10.559
<v Speaker 2>fills up my backyard, and then the more I still

1118
00:57:10.639 --> 00:57:12.960
<v Speaker 2>have to take off, the more I'm realizing, like, you know,

1119
00:57:13.960 --> 00:57:15.400
<v Speaker 2>I don't think I'm gonna be able to cut this

1120
00:57:15.440 --> 00:57:19.119
<v Speaker 2>whole fucking tree down. I think he can die soon.

1121
00:57:19.480 --> 00:57:21.519
<v Speaker 1>No, I think you can. I think you can. I

1122
00:57:21.599 --> 00:57:23.280
<v Speaker 1>saw that tree. That's not that bad.

1123
00:57:23.760 --> 00:57:26.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, yeah, it falls on me. What do I do?

1124
00:57:26.400 --> 00:57:29.239
<v Speaker 2>What's the protocol? You know, we got the insider view.

1125
00:57:29.480 --> 00:57:31.840
<v Speaker 1>If it falls on you, how do I how do

1126
00:57:31.960 --> 00:57:32.440
<v Speaker 1>I dodge?

1127
00:57:33.159 --> 00:57:33.280
<v Speaker 2>Oh?

1128
00:57:33.400 --> 00:57:36.599
<v Speaker 1>You don't read. I read a eulogy for someone that

1129
00:57:36.760 --> 00:57:39.880
<v Speaker 1>happened to Yeah, yeah, no you don't, you don't, you

1130
00:57:40.079 --> 00:57:40.920
<v Speaker 1>just I don't know.

1131
00:57:41.360 --> 00:57:43.800
<v Speaker 2>That tree was a branch that was like a living

1132
00:57:43.960 --> 00:57:46.760
<v Speaker 2>branch right that had like snapped because it got hit.

1133
00:57:47.119 --> 00:57:49.599
<v Speaker 2>It was like all those crazy occurrences.

1134
00:57:49.239 --> 00:57:51.800
<v Speaker 1>I believe so. And it was so much. It was

1135
00:57:52.079 --> 00:57:55.280
<v Speaker 1>thicker than what I saw your trunk was, and it

1136
00:57:55.639 --> 00:57:58.800
<v Speaker 1>probably came down from like thirty or forty.

1137
00:57:58.599 --> 00:58:02.400
<v Speaker 2>Feet to Jesus, Yeah yeah, So I'm just worried I'm

1138
00:58:02.400 --> 00:58:04.199
<v Speaker 2>going to climb up and then not be able to

1139
00:58:04.239 --> 00:58:06.559
<v Speaker 2>get back down. I'm going to climb up and to

1140
00:58:06.880 --> 00:58:09.880
<v Speaker 2>cut something to make it fall, you know, to make

1141
00:58:09.920 --> 00:58:12.239
<v Speaker 2>the thing shorter, and then home fall and hit me?

1142
00:58:12.679 --> 00:58:17.760
<v Speaker 1>Does home depot rent out pole saws, pol e saws? Saws?

1143
00:58:18.000 --> 00:58:19.719
<v Speaker 2>Maybe I have to check on that. Is that that

1144
00:58:19.920 --> 00:58:20.760
<v Speaker 2>long fuck er?

1145
00:58:20.840 --> 00:58:21.280
<v Speaker 3>That it's a.

1146
00:58:21.360 --> 00:58:24.480
<v Speaker 1>Chainsaw on a pole? Yeah? It exactly what it sounds like.

1147
00:58:24.559 --> 00:58:27.880
<v Speaker 1>It's a small chainsaw we have so unsafe. We have

1148
00:58:28.079 --> 00:58:30.679
<v Speaker 1>four of them that my mom just won't sell, like

1149
00:58:31.119 --> 00:58:34.239
<v Speaker 1>she's trying to, but she's doing everything else first before

1150
00:58:34.360 --> 00:58:38.840
<v Speaker 1>addressing that. And it's not a it's not a I

1151
00:58:38.920 --> 00:58:40.599
<v Speaker 1>don't want to do this because it hurts too much.

1152
00:58:40.719 --> 00:58:43.360
<v Speaker 1>It's a too much organized, I don't feel like doing it.

1153
00:58:43.440 --> 00:58:45.960
<v Speaker 1>I'll start on something else and just never get into it.

1154
00:58:46.519 --> 00:58:46.599
<v Speaker 2>Now.

1155
00:58:46.639 --> 00:58:49.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't think she's going to use thirty six or

1156
00:58:49.480 --> 00:58:52.800
<v Speaker 1>whatever it is chainsaws that we have jammed into a

1157
00:58:52.840 --> 00:58:54.239
<v Speaker 1>fucking utility shed.

1158
00:58:55.159 --> 00:58:55.280
<v Speaker 4>Uh.

1159
00:58:55.760 --> 00:58:59.960
<v Speaker 2>I never know what's kind like projects. She might get involved.

1160
00:59:00.039 --> 00:59:01.800
<v Speaker 2>Then she could start building stuff.

1161
00:59:02.239 --> 00:59:05.480
<v Speaker 1>What have you been cutting? Okay? Maybe she's also just

1162
00:59:05.519 --> 00:59:06.440
<v Speaker 1>becoming an old lady.

1163
00:59:06.760 --> 00:59:07.760
<v Speaker 3>What are you uh?

1164
00:59:08.280 --> 00:59:10.039
<v Speaker 1>What are you currently cutting it down with?

1165
00:59:10.599 --> 00:59:13.719
<v Speaker 2>I have like those those clippies, you know, like those

1166
00:59:13.880 --> 00:59:18.760
<v Speaker 2>those like snappies? Yeah you need yeah, Okay and I

1167
00:59:18.920 --> 00:59:22.280
<v Speaker 2>also have I also have a like a handsaw where

1168
00:59:22.320 --> 00:59:27.079
<v Speaker 2>it's like the it's like a really long sard saw. Yeah,

1169
00:59:27.119 --> 00:59:29.199
<v Speaker 2>it's not a carpenter saw, but it's like that. It's

1170
00:59:29.280 --> 00:59:32.599
<v Speaker 2>like collapsible. I got it in the garden department and

1171
00:59:32.719 --> 00:59:38.840
<v Speaker 2>it's got like a very like long tooth serrated blade. Yeah,

1172
00:59:38.920 --> 00:59:40.320
<v Speaker 2>like one of those. Yeah, one of those.

1173
00:59:40.559 --> 00:59:42.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's fine. But a pole saw. You can go

1174
00:59:43.119 --> 00:59:46.559
<v Speaker 1>up high with it, kind a pole saw, and you

1175
00:59:46.599 --> 00:59:51.760
<v Speaker 1>can do it from the ground on depot rental. Yeah,

1176
00:59:51.880 --> 00:59:53.199
<v Speaker 1>two days fifty bucks.

1177
00:59:53.599 --> 00:59:56.639
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, dude, I'd rather just go hire some

1178
00:59:56.840 --> 00:59:59.360
<v Speaker 2>Mexicans and have them climb the fucking tree.

1179
00:59:59.639 --> 01:00:04.119
<v Speaker 1>Oh four hours, forty eight dollars. Holy shed those numbers,

1180
01:00:04.199 --> 01:00:04.599
<v Speaker 1>I said.

1181
01:00:04.960 --> 01:00:08.599
<v Speaker 2>I could get so many Mexicans for that rate. One

1182
01:00:08.760 --> 01:00:09.239
<v Speaker 2>at least.

1183
01:00:12.559 --> 01:00:16.159
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, maybe one. You're gonna put mixed gas in it?

1184
01:00:16.480 --> 01:00:17.960
<v Speaker 1>You all right with that? I assume?

1185
01:00:18.519 --> 01:00:20.880
<v Speaker 2>Nah, dude, I want one that burns coal.

1186
01:00:23.280 --> 01:00:27.320
<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah, Man, get yourself a pole saw. It's crazy though.

1187
01:00:27.440 --> 01:00:29.960
<v Speaker 1>Per day it's seventy dollars. You can buy a shitty

1188
01:00:30.000 --> 01:00:32.400
<v Speaker 1>electric one, which is all you would really need, for

1189
01:00:32.519 --> 01:00:33.719
<v Speaker 1>probably one hundred bucks.

1190
01:00:34.239 --> 01:00:35.920
<v Speaker 2>Okay, well, yeah, I'm gonna do that then.

1191
01:00:35.960 --> 01:00:38.199
<v Speaker 1>And you don't buy one of those and return it

1192
01:00:38.280 --> 01:00:40.079
<v Speaker 1>when you're done with it, so you just don't like

1193
01:00:40.119 --> 01:00:40.760
<v Speaker 1>the way it cut.

1194
01:00:41.480 --> 01:00:43.639
<v Speaker 2>That's a good idea too, But I was actually thinking

1195
01:00:43.800 --> 01:00:47.440
<v Speaker 2>buy all these different tools and then rent them out,

1196
01:00:48.079 --> 01:00:49.360
<v Speaker 2>and then you just pay for something.

1197
01:00:50.400 --> 01:00:52.400
<v Speaker 1>You buy one hundred dollars tool and start renting it

1198
01:00:52.480 --> 01:00:55.360
<v Speaker 1>out for sixty dollars a day, you're ten dollars cheaper

1199
01:00:55.440 --> 01:00:59.039
<v Speaker 1>than fucking depot. And it's the same tool.

1200
01:00:59.559 --> 01:01:01.440
<v Speaker 2>I just got to go and knock on all my

1201
01:01:01.519 --> 01:01:02.400
<v Speaker 2>neighbors doors.

1202
01:01:03.119 --> 01:01:07.519
<v Speaker 1>Do you want to rent this? Would you like to

1203
01:01:07.599 --> 01:01:09.119
<v Speaker 1>rent this? It's a pulsaw.

1204
01:01:10.000 --> 01:01:11.639
<v Speaker 2>It's the only one I got. But I'm planning to

1205
01:01:11.719 --> 01:01:15.079
<v Speaker 2>get more tools soon. Just be on the lookout, like

1206
01:01:15.159 --> 01:01:17.559
<v Speaker 2>you can come ask me and I'll make a list, like, oh,

1207
01:01:18.519 --> 01:01:21.039
<v Speaker 2>we need a plunger. Like I'll get a plunger. You

1208
01:01:21.119 --> 01:01:23.199
<v Speaker 2>can rent it, but you know, for now, we just

1209
01:01:23.239 --> 01:01:24.000
<v Speaker 2>got a pul saw.

1210
01:01:26.360 --> 01:01:28.199
<v Speaker 1>Oh sure, Shane, you can go in the back and

1211
01:01:28.280 --> 01:01:31.199
<v Speaker 1>cut down some branches. I'll pay you some money for that. No, no, no,

1212
01:01:31.400 --> 01:01:33.199
<v Speaker 1>I just rent the saw to people.

1213
01:01:33.679 --> 01:01:34.440
<v Speaker 2>You do all the work.

1214
01:01:34.639 --> 01:01:36.559
<v Speaker 1>It's not a service. I'm not doing that. It's a

1215
01:01:36.639 --> 01:01:38.599
<v Speaker 1>rental service, not a tree service.

1216
01:01:38.880 --> 01:01:40.000
<v Speaker 2>Just say hello, See.

1217
01:01:41.880 --> 01:01:43.599
<v Speaker 1>I cleaned the bidet yesterday.

1218
01:01:44.079 --> 01:01:45.719
<v Speaker 2>Oh, is there a shit and poop in there?

1219
01:01:46.840 --> 01:01:50.559
<v Speaker 1>Wasn't It wasn't great. It wasn't great.

1220
01:01:51.519 --> 01:01:53.920
<v Speaker 2>That's all a ship and poop that comes out when

1221
01:01:53.960 --> 01:01:55.199
<v Speaker 2>it sprays you down. Huh.

1222
01:01:55.400 --> 01:01:59.599
<v Speaker 1>I bought these long gloves and I cleaned everything in

1223
01:01:59.719 --> 01:02:01.840
<v Speaker 1>the room. It was fucking great.

1224
01:02:02.840 --> 01:02:04.800
<v Speaker 2>Did you do it nude? No?

1225
01:02:04.960 --> 01:02:06.360
<v Speaker 1>Why would I do it nude?

1226
01:02:06.719 --> 01:02:08.719
<v Speaker 2>I like to do that like either in my underwear

1227
01:02:08.800 --> 01:02:10.599
<v Speaker 2>or nude, because I feel like, if I'm going to

1228
01:02:10.639 --> 01:02:13.199
<v Speaker 2>be cleaning the bathtub and stuff, I'm gonna have to

1229
01:02:13.320 --> 01:02:15.800
<v Speaker 2>be kneeling down, sitting down and like to get in

1230
01:02:15.800 --> 01:02:17.840
<v Speaker 2>all the crevices and shit, and I don't want to

1231
01:02:17.840 --> 01:02:21.360
<v Speaker 2>get my clothes like wet and sticky. So I just

1232
01:02:21.440 --> 01:02:22.360
<v Speaker 2>fucking do it nude.

1233
01:02:22.800 --> 01:02:25.519
<v Speaker 1>You don't have just like work clothes that you don't

1234
01:02:25.559 --> 01:02:27.440
<v Speaker 1>mind if like bleach gets on them or anything.

1235
01:02:27.519 --> 01:02:30.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I got work clothes, but I'm in the bathroom, dude.

1236
01:02:30.559 --> 01:02:32.519
<v Speaker 2>It's like the only place you can do the stuff.

1237
01:02:32.639 --> 01:02:36.440
<v Speaker 1>Maybe go to your worst friend dot com. Follow us

1238
01:02:36.440 --> 01:02:41.480
<v Speaker 1>everywhere on Twitter and Instagram at Worstfriendcast, patreon dot com,

1239
01:02:41.679 --> 01:02:44.519
<v Speaker 1>slash Worst friend cast. We're gonna jump over there now

1240
01:02:45.079 --> 01:02:49.239
<v Speaker 1>and talk about Elon's Elon Musk's new robot project that

1241
01:02:49.400 --> 01:02:53.840
<v Speaker 1>I think we both found pretty interesting. And yeah, you

1242
01:02:53.920 --> 01:02:56.239
<v Speaker 1>got anything else more in bot the eb I don't

1243
01:02:56.280 --> 01:02:57.360
<v Speaker 1>think it's called the ebot.

1244
01:02:58.679 --> 01:03:00.559
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we can also talk about my new book.

1245
01:03:01.320 --> 01:03:05.039
<v Speaker 1>What's your new book yet? In the new book you're reading?

1246
01:03:05.320 --> 01:03:06.880
<v Speaker 2>Okay, no, no, no, I didn't get here yet. I

1247
01:03:07.000 --> 01:03:09.639
<v Speaker 2>ordered a new a new Oh you mean the new

1248
01:03:09.679 --> 01:03:12.679
<v Speaker 2>book I'm writing. That's why what you were talking about

1249
01:03:13.000 --> 01:03:16.079
<v Speaker 2>doing a rewrite on the Bible right now. But that's

1250
01:03:16.159 --> 01:03:20.880
<v Speaker 2>going to take a while to get visioed. But no, no, no,

1251
01:03:21.159 --> 01:03:25.280
<v Speaker 2>the new Neil Stevenson book comes out tomorrow, bitches. It's

1252
01:03:25.320 --> 01:03:27.360
<v Speaker 2>about an alternate history of Russia.

1253
01:03:33.159 --> 01:03:33.800
<v Speaker 1>That's cool.

1254
01:03:35.559 --> 01:03:38.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's pretty cool. We'll talk about it on the

1255
01:03:38.079 --> 01:03:39.840
<v Speaker 2>show for your.

1256
01:03:39.760 --> 01:03:40.440
<v Speaker 1>Worst Friend I met.

1257
01:03:41.519 --> 01:03:44.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm the star of the show. My name is Shane.

1258
01:03:44.679 --> 01:03:46.760
<v Speaker 2>Look up my internet present.

1259
01:03:48.039 --> 01:03:50.400
<v Speaker 1>Thanks for listening. We'll see you next week. You know,

1260
01:03:50.639 --> 01:03:53.119
<v Speaker 1>all us all you know. I'm really going to miss

1261
01:03:53.119 --> 01:03:54.079
<v Speaker 1>your talk in the show's over.