WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.120 --> 00:00:02.439 So what you're telling me is that he's a roadblocks. Baby. 2 00:00:02.480 --> 00:00:04.919 Now it hurts, and hopefully you're ready because it's time, 3 00:00:05.759 --> 00:00:06.280 you wish. 4 00:00:06.480 --> 00:00:09.800 It's about to get weird. You're prepared for it to 5 00:00:09.800 --> 00:00:13.919 get weird. Thinks you're gonna get weird. It's getting weird. 6 00:00:14.640 --> 00:00:16.679 I'm gonna get real weird with it. 7 00:00:17.039 --> 00:00:20.199 Let's get weird. Let's get it. Where? Where? 8 00:00:20.440 --> 00:00:22.839 Get Where? Are you ready to get weird with Hoodie 9 00:00:22.839 --> 00:00:24.800 and Eric? I'm ready to. 10 00:00:26.480 --> 00:00:26.839 Listen? 11 00:00:27.000 --> 00:00:30.120 Ry guys, who hasn't it to the proper two hundred 12 00:00:30.160 --> 00:00:36.159 and thirty fourth episode of Let's Get Weird. 13 00:00:36.359 --> 00:00:38.079 My name's Hoody, my name's Eric. 14 00:00:38.159 --> 00:00:41.200 Every week we come together to give you the weird 15 00:00:41.240 --> 00:00:44.520 stories from our lives, the streets, the sheets, the ups, 16 00:00:44.560 --> 00:00:48.039 the downs, the all arounds, and and just have a 17 00:00:48.039 --> 00:00:51.520 good time, baby, especially if you know your son's betraying 18 00:00:51.600 --> 00:00:53.759 us on Fortnite in the in the middle of a 19 00:00:53.799 --> 00:00:57.640 Power Ranger season, Eric Porkquah Porkquah. 20 00:00:57.200 --> 00:01:00.320 Well, Max is a little too young for powering. He 21 00:01:00.320 --> 00:01:01.520 doesn't know anything about him, but. 22 00:01:01.479 --> 00:01:05.480 He didn'tdoctrinate him on Power Rangers. No, I have not, 23 00:01:05.719 --> 00:01:06.879 and uh I would. 24 00:01:06.719 --> 00:01:10.040 Even take Mystic Force, you know there's like a ship 25 00:01:10.120 --> 00:01:11.519 ton of power injury season. 26 00:01:11.560 --> 00:01:13.319 No, I know that, I know, I've heard that there's 27 00:01:13.319 --> 00:01:18.519 areas a lot, but now he he he's always played 28 00:01:18.680 --> 00:01:23.040 the the Roadblocks at his mom's house, and I stupidly 29 00:01:23.120 --> 00:01:26.359 downloaded Roadblocks onto his tablet because it's not able to 30 00:01:26.400 --> 00:01:28.599 download on his switch, which I was like, oh, this 31 00:01:28.640 --> 00:01:32.280 is awesome, and uh yeah, he's he's done on the 32 00:01:32.319 --> 00:01:34.159 dark side. Do you also see a lot of parents 33 00:01:34.200 --> 00:01:36.280 are up in arms of Roadblocks because apparently they're gonna 34 00:01:36.280 --> 00:01:39.000 be adding a dating feature where you can date other 35 00:01:39.000 --> 00:01:40.480 people in But. 36 00:01:40.920 --> 00:01:44.959 I think it's like a certain war like a. 37 00:01:44.319 --> 00:01:46.959 Roadblocks or whatever they gotta get into. But still, why 38 00:01:47.000 --> 00:01:49.599 the hell would you add a dating feature into Rodblocks? 39 00:01:49.599 --> 00:01:52.879 I mean people dated in World of Warcraft back in 40 00:01:52.920 --> 00:01:55.120 the day. You know, it's not that they did, it's 41 00:01:55.159 --> 00:01:57.799 it's a very rare thing to see a relationship blossom. 42 00:01:58.000 --> 00:01:59.280 Yeah, but it's also like, remember. 43 00:01:59.200 --> 00:02:02.120 I mean SIMS, for god's sakes, people probably met on SIMMS. 44 00:02:03.439 --> 00:02:06.079 And that one ended n make sense. How you're controlling 45 00:02:06.079 --> 00:02:07.519 your family, how would you meet other people? 46 00:02:07.519 --> 00:02:08.800 I thought you other met other people in SIMS. 47 00:02:08.960 --> 00:02:11.759 SIMS World, control the world, baby, You're. 48 00:02:12.439 --> 00:02:13.319 Into other worlds. 49 00:02:13.319 --> 00:02:13.960 I don't think so. 50 00:02:14.479 --> 00:02:16.840 Oh never played the world craft like you would. It's 51 00:02:16.879 --> 00:02:19.199 all everyone's in the same thing lobby. 52 00:02:19.439 --> 00:02:21.599 Yeah, so that's how that's how you mean people in 53 00:02:21.599 --> 00:02:21.960 the lobby. 54 00:02:21.960 --> 00:02:22.360 Hey, what's up? 55 00:02:22.360 --> 00:02:22.960 My name is John. 56 00:02:23.039 --> 00:02:28.080 John? Were trying to do John Lennon impersonation. Hello, my 57 00:02:28.199 --> 00:02:30.360 name is John. No Joel, Now you doing the. 58 00:02:31.759 --> 00:02:36.560 It's not a whatever. I don't know you. No one weekend. 59 00:02:36.599 --> 00:02:38.919 It's a long day to day. That's on you. Baby. 60 00:02:39.080 --> 00:02:41.159 You went to the Eastern Shore, that's on you. No. 61 00:02:41.240 --> 00:02:43.000 I didn't go to completely east. I just crossed the 62 00:02:43.039 --> 00:02:45.400 Bay Bridge. We were in Kent Narrows at Kent Moore at 63 00:02:45.400 --> 00:02:47.919 the Kent Moore Bar and grill with my parents and 64 00:02:47.960 --> 00:02:49.479 Max on Sunday, which is a lot of fun. And 65 00:02:49.520 --> 00:02:52.319 then Saturday we all partied. Harty, Uh, you need to 66 00:02:52.360 --> 00:02:55.599 manage to sleep better. Hid social for John's birthday hoodie 67 00:02:55.639 --> 00:02:57.159 and ORR a little mad at me because I kind 68 00:02:57.159 --> 00:02:58.039 of irish exited. 69 00:02:58.199 --> 00:03:01.960 Yeah, everyone irish exited. No one said by it is. 70 00:03:02.080 --> 00:03:03.719 I was like, huh, why do we need to say bye? 71 00:03:03.840 --> 00:03:06.719 Hold Uh, we are on that level where you say 72 00:03:06.719 --> 00:03:08.479 bye to me and I give you a basos when 73 00:03:08.520 --> 00:03:08.879 you leave. 74 00:03:09.120 --> 00:03:10.400 You didn't get a basos from me. 75 00:03:10.439 --> 00:03:11.879 I didn't get a basis from you. But you were 76 00:03:11.879 --> 00:03:13.360 having so much fun with Mora. 77 00:03:13.360 --> 00:03:16.439 And and Matt, my gents, Matt and Ryan. Yeah, and I. 78 00:03:16.439 --> 00:03:18.280 Don't want to interrupt it and then kill the mood. 79 00:03:18.520 --> 00:03:22.039 That's why you irish eggs that you disappear. You show 80 00:03:22.120 --> 00:03:24.199 up early, make an impressions. You show up early, and 81 00:03:24.199 --> 00:03:25.560 you leave early after. 82 00:03:25.360 --> 00:03:29.759 Making an impression exactly, So there you go. Don't be mad. 83 00:03:29.960 --> 00:03:31.479 Okay, you had a fun time. 84 00:03:31.599 --> 00:03:31.960 I did. 85 00:03:32.360 --> 00:03:35.240 You were looking sexy, you were get in tried. Yeah, 86 00:03:35.520 --> 00:03:37.719 you need a haircut again. I do need hair Your 87 00:03:37.719 --> 00:03:39.560 hairs were growing faster and faster every time. 88 00:03:39.680 --> 00:03:40.199 You know why. 89 00:03:40.280 --> 00:03:42.319 It's because when I got cut lass was for my 90 00:03:42.319 --> 00:03:44.439 brother's wedding and it was really tight on the sides. 91 00:03:44.919 --> 00:03:48.280 So the sides have evened oubt or like the top 92 00:03:48.360 --> 00:03:50.919 is long because that was cut as much and the 93 00:03:51.080 --> 00:03:52.319 sides are like, Okay. 94 00:03:52.039 --> 00:03:54.759 Now it's time cut. But it was supposed to be 95 00:03:54.840 --> 00:03:56.159 getting it was supposed to be working. 96 00:03:56.240 --> 00:03:59.080 My person was supposed to cut me last week, but 97 00:03:59.199 --> 00:04:01.439 they said no, US two more weeks and I said. 98 00:04:01.560 --> 00:04:03.199 I'd like to get it cutting out please, don't. 99 00:04:03.319 --> 00:04:04.680 Did you find a new person yet or know? 100 00:04:04.919 --> 00:04:05.199 No? 101 00:04:05.840 --> 00:04:07.120 So I got to figure out what to do. 102 00:04:07.560 --> 00:04:09.680 I might go to Good Old Faithful, But where is 103 00:04:09.680 --> 00:04:09.960 it at? 104 00:04:10.039 --> 00:04:14.680 It's in Wheaton's too far, oh Virginia. 105 00:04:15.599 --> 00:04:17.759 If it was that way, I would go. But you 106 00:04:17.800 --> 00:04:22.240 know there's Floyds right here, so I can boom bob. 107 00:04:23.360 --> 00:04:25.240 Okay, Well, why don't you look for a place around you, 108 00:04:25.279 --> 00:04:28.360 like a barber around you and tysons or where you live. 109 00:04:28.800 --> 00:04:31.160 I don't even know where you live? To Arlington? Thank you? 110 00:04:31.319 --> 00:04:34.399 Is that Chivy Lag isn't it chivy Lau? 111 00:04:34.600 --> 00:04:35.279 Well aren't you in? 112 00:04:36.000 --> 00:04:37.879 I'm close close to four corners. 113 00:04:38.360 --> 00:04:39.959 I have no idea where you live. 114 00:04:40.040 --> 00:04:42.519 So you go two minutes one way, you're in False Church. 115 00:04:42.600 --> 00:04:44.199 Two minutes the other way you're in d C. Two 116 00:04:44.240 --> 00:04:47.000 minutes that way you're in Alexandria. Two minutes this way 117 00:04:47.040 --> 00:04:49.639 you're in Boston. Jesus, that's right. 118 00:04:50.079 --> 00:04:52.720 So then why don't you look up good barbers in 119 00:04:52.800 --> 00:04:53.240 your area? 120 00:04:53.439 --> 00:04:54.120 That is for men? 121 00:04:54.279 --> 00:04:58.759 There is I forgot what it's called. It's fine, it's 122 00:04:58.759 --> 00:05:01.560 like a haircut. Play No, don't go to those places. 123 00:05:01.639 --> 00:05:02.319 It's expensive. 124 00:05:02.439 --> 00:05:05.199 They're expensive and they're over over as you're paying for 125 00:05:05.279 --> 00:05:05.920 the experience. 126 00:05:05.959 --> 00:05:10.759 We're the actual haircut googling haircuts near me? Where are 127 00:05:10.759 --> 00:05:16.639 you at Arlington? Arlington, near Arlington? Give me a good 128 00:05:16.680 --> 00:05:17.399 one margin. 129 00:05:17.560 --> 00:05:21.000 Yeah, it's like cats Pizzazz cartoon cuts. Did you go 130 00:05:21.079 --> 00:05:22.160 to cartoons cuts back. 131 00:05:22.079 --> 00:05:23.680 In the day. No, I think we just went to 132 00:05:23.759 --> 00:05:26.800 haircuttery and that was it. But oh, look Supreme barbershop. 133 00:05:26.920 --> 00:05:29.920 Boom, they sell supreme stuff you only want. Yeah, you 134 00:05:30.000 --> 00:05:31.639 got that code right there, that's you. 135 00:05:31.920 --> 00:05:34.439 Boom omar I did a fantastic fade. 136 00:05:34.839 --> 00:05:36.480 Who do you need too? Nice to look at that fade? 137 00:05:36.560 --> 00:05:38.959 Right there? Hoods, you can't look you're not showing me 138 00:05:39.040 --> 00:05:39.399 the phoe. 139 00:05:39.720 --> 00:05:45.360 Sorry, show you the thank you? Come on. Yeah, they 140 00:05:45.399 --> 00:05:48.480 do have Supreme. That was the first That was a 141 00:05:48.680 --> 00:05:53.399 That was the first out as right, there's what happened. Oh, 142 00:05:53.480 --> 00:05:57.959 he looks Supreme barbershop. Get Pokemon haircuts. 143 00:05:57.560 --> 00:06:07.959 Based up like CEO. You want to pull the sword barbershop. 144 00:06:08.079 --> 00:06:09.079 There we go, look at these. 145 00:06:09.519 --> 00:06:12.319 This should be your bold blade barber Here we go, 146 00:06:12.560 --> 00:06:14.360 look at these these are you need to go to 147 00:06:14.399 --> 00:06:17.360 a place like this where it's like it's it's a 148 00:06:17.439 --> 00:06:19.279 little got a little swag because you got a little 149 00:06:19.279 --> 00:06:21.160 swag to you. That's why you need to get a 150 00:06:21.160 --> 00:06:23.519 little swags. Get a nice little fade. Don't do a 151 00:06:23.600 --> 00:06:26.040 skin fade. I don't like a skin fade on skin. 152 00:06:25.959 --> 00:06:28.879 Fade at the wedding. He didn't. I did at my 153 00:06:29.000 --> 00:06:30.639 brother's wedding. You did. 154 00:06:30.879 --> 00:06:32.360 Yeah, I'll show you the phone. 155 00:06:32.360 --> 00:06:34.040 Maybe look good on you. It doesn't look good on me. 156 00:06:34.439 --> 00:06:37.199 It just good the right barber apparently didn't have the 157 00:06:37.240 --> 00:06:37.639 right barber. 158 00:06:37.720 --> 00:06:39.720 No, no, no, my boy can do I just don't 159 00:06:39.759 --> 00:06:41.560 look good in it. I don't think I look good. 160 00:06:41.759 --> 00:06:43.839 The right barber. Oh no, no, no, no, no, I 161 00:06:43.879 --> 00:06:46.120 can do it. I can couldn't do it. Fine, I'll 162 00:06:46.160 --> 00:06:46.279 do it. 163 00:06:46.319 --> 00:06:47.639 I'll do it for you, and then you'll see that 164 00:06:47.839 --> 00:06:48.480 and you don't like it. 165 00:06:48.680 --> 00:06:49.639 Do you know what I'm saying. 166 00:06:49.839 --> 00:06:51.360 I don't know what you're saying half the time, because 167 00:06:51.360 --> 00:06:52.920 you just you're mad at me right now? Who he's 168 00:06:52.920 --> 00:06:55.519 mad at me? Because I've up something. Yeah, and I 169 00:06:55.560 --> 00:06:57.680 admitted it, and I'm sorry. I thought we communicated, but 170 00:06:57.759 --> 00:06:58.079 we didn't. 171 00:06:58.199 --> 00:07:00.839 So it's okay. That's okay, we are We're still how 172 00:07:00.879 --> 00:07:04.680 many side photos of the haircut? That's the only problem, Jesus, 173 00:07:04.759 --> 00:07:06.120 it's all front up photos. 174 00:07:06.160 --> 00:07:08.519 I can't sexy faced looking hoodie. I sent you two 175 00:07:08.560 --> 00:07:10.800 places there you go? You could also ask sauce. I 176 00:07:10.800 --> 00:07:13.199 asked a couple of our guy friends in that area work. 177 00:07:14.399 --> 00:07:15.040 Oh yeah it does. 178 00:07:15.279 --> 00:07:17.839 It was just getting fade. Look at you, looked at 179 00:07:17.879 --> 00:07:20.720 you looking sex there? 180 00:07:23.279 --> 00:07:24.079 So where are we gonna go? 181 00:07:25.319 --> 00:07:27.480 Yeahll find a place I'll look anyway. 182 00:07:28.040 --> 00:07:31.759 I'm now Morris caretaker, which is fun because she sprained 183 00:07:31.759 --> 00:07:35.000 to her in coach. She can't move anywhere, so that's 184 00:07:35.040 --> 00:07:38.240 been fun. More walked Teddy and felt twice in the 185 00:07:38.319 --> 00:07:41.040 same walk, and I don't know how Teddy reacted, but 186 00:07:41.959 --> 00:07:43.000 probably traumatized. 187 00:07:44.560 --> 00:07:45.240 Why are you down? 188 00:07:45.319 --> 00:07:45.360 Ma? 189 00:07:45.360 --> 00:07:46.879 Mom? Hight you down? 190 00:07:48.079 --> 00:07:51.560 But like, how bad was it? Liked? Fall over? 191 00:07:51.839 --> 00:07:52.079 Yeah? 192 00:07:52.600 --> 00:07:54.319 Holy did she walk on? 193 00:07:55.839 --> 00:07:57.720 Probably curb or something. I mean, I wasn't there, so 194 00:07:57.759 --> 00:07:59.439 I can't. I'm really just what happened? 195 00:07:59.439 --> 00:07:59.600 You know? 196 00:08:00.040 --> 00:08:02.399 Yes? Do you think? Do you think. 197 00:08:03.759 --> 00:08:04.800 You could sue the county? 198 00:08:05.360 --> 00:08:07.399 And well, here's the thing. 199 00:08:08.240 --> 00:08:11.279 The county did just replace the cross of the sidewalks 200 00:08:11.399 --> 00:08:12.360 in our area. 201 00:08:12.600 --> 00:08:15.439 So they're faultier, faultier, they're they're too new. 202 00:08:15.519 --> 00:08:20.920 They such thing as too new too maybe worn in first, 203 00:08:21.639 --> 00:08:25.279 just like a shoe. Yeah, I don't think so. Why not? 204 00:08:26.600 --> 00:08:28.680 I don't think that's a legal precedent. 205 00:08:29.079 --> 00:08:32.320 That's what we could call a Zari law, and we 206 00:08:32.399 --> 00:08:35.159 could ask them, could we sue the state of Virginia 207 00:08:35.720 --> 00:08:37.720 for my wife's bad ankle issue? 208 00:08:38.080 --> 00:08:39.399 For her bad ankles. 209 00:08:39.559 --> 00:08:42.080 She's got a problem, she's got now she's gonna have 210 00:08:42.120 --> 00:08:45.600 degenerative ankle issue for the rest of her because of 211 00:08:45.639 --> 00:08:48.879 the State of Virginia. The crappy two up, two down. 212 00:08:49.120 --> 00:08:53.039 It's not for lovers. Screwed my wife, screwed my poor 213 00:08:53.120 --> 00:08:55.399 wife more and my dog Teddy is not going to 214 00:08:55.440 --> 00:08:58.600 be traumatized forever because of this issue. 215 00:08:59.519 --> 00:09:02.759 Think about that. What do you think I mean? Come on, 216 00:09:03.399 --> 00:09:03.919 let's do it. 217 00:09:05.679 --> 00:09:06.720 I could be an eye witness. 218 00:09:07.799 --> 00:09:09.000 Wasn't there, I was. 219 00:09:09.000 --> 00:09:12.240 There in spirit. I felt I feel more of pain 220 00:09:12.679 --> 00:09:13.279 through Andrew. 221 00:09:14.879 --> 00:09:18.519 I even called you Andrew hodious Andrew legal or in 222 00:09:18.559 --> 00:09:21.039 a legal case, so it wouldn't be mean. 223 00:09:21.440 --> 00:09:27.720 Sting son. You're looking at me like I'm crazy some days. 224 00:09:29.440 --> 00:09:32.360 Some days, these days, some days I'm on a roll, 225 00:09:32.600 --> 00:09:37.440 someday barely picking up. I got five hours of sleep 226 00:09:37.559 --> 00:09:39.919 last night, and you're gonna get five hours a night 227 00:09:40.200 --> 00:09:42.279 because we are going to go to Jonas com Baby, 228 00:09:42.320 --> 00:09:46.720 We're gonna celebrate it up, give away some love bugs' 229 00:09:46.720 --> 00:09:47.320 spin the wheel. 230 00:09:47.360 --> 00:09:49.639 I would be the wheel keeper. You be the wheel keeper. 231 00:09:50.360 --> 00:09:51.360 I just been that wheel. 232 00:09:51.519 --> 00:09:53.080 Oh we're hat or we're all the shirt. 233 00:09:53.120 --> 00:09:57.039 I've already been texted by different relatives. Can you get 234 00:09:57.080 --> 00:09:58.919 this shirt? Can you get this shirt? I'm like, I 235 00:09:59.039 --> 00:10:00.639 get it for your baby, don't I take care of you? 236 00:10:00.799 --> 00:10:01.080 No way? 237 00:10:01.159 --> 00:10:01.399 Really? 238 00:10:01.600 --> 00:10:01.799 Yeah? 239 00:10:02.039 --> 00:10:04.240 Oh that's so nice because my brother and his wife 240 00:10:04.240 --> 00:10:05.679 are going to the Philly show, which is after the 241 00:10:05.799 --> 00:10:08.759 DC one, and they're like, can you get us the 242 00:10:08.840 --> 00:10:09.320 DC shirt? 243 00:10:09.320 --> 00:10:10.360 And I said, I will try to do. 244 00:10:10.480 --> 00:10:11.879 Why didn't they go to the DC show? 245 00:10:12.120 --> 00:10:16.679 Uh? It was they I think Philly was announced first 246 00:10:16.919 --> 00:10:18.960 and they bought tickets for that and then DC or something. 247 00:10:18.960 --> 00:10:20.600 I don't know how it worked, But why don't they 248 00:10:20.679 --> 00:10:22.919 just come today? Well they already have the tickets. 249 00:10:23.000 --> 00:10:24.080 Why they go to both. 250 00:10:25.639 --> 00:10:26.799 The other shows this weekend? 251 00:10:27.480 --> 00:10:29.559 So they can't go to both? No, I can't get 252 00:10:29.559 --> 00:10:30.240 on the ticket today. 253 00:10:31.279 --> 00:10:36.080 Actually no, no, I gets to know why. 254 00:10:36.600 --> 00:10:38.960 He's trying to be like hey buddy, hey, well then 255 00:10:38.960 --> 00:10:41.840 they're also coming to Virginia Beach and like, why are 256 00:10:41.840 --> 00:10:43.759 you cancel the tickets, like, well, we've been, they've never 257 00:10:43.840 --> 00:10:46.200 been to. It's Hershey Park, so they're gonna go to 258 00:10:46.320 --> 00:10:48.519 like the chocolate factory or whatever's up there and all 259 00:10:48.559 --> 00:10:49.000 that stuff. 260 00:10:50.600 --> 00:10:52.559 I have been to Hershey Park for a concert. It 261 00:10:52.600 --> 00:10:54.720 was a mixtape tour and we went to the park, 262 00:10:54.799 --> 00:10:56.799 and I did not do that chocolate tour, and I 263 00:10:56.879 --> 00:10:58.440 kind of want to do it with Max and go 264 00:10:58.559 --> 00:11:02.840 around so we can't trip. I don't ride roller coasters. 265 00:11:02.480 --> 00:11:05.240 But it's Hershey Park. They got chocolate at the wazoo. 266 00:11:05.399 --> 00:11:07.919 You think Max, Max cares Mexican going down Damn roller 267 00:11:07.919 --> 00:11:10.159 coasters and I hate roller coasters, but I gotta feel. 268 00:11:09.960 --> 00:11:11.679 Like I gotta suck it up from at least one. Fine, 269 00:11:11.919 --> 00:11:12.720 that's fine, baby. 270 00:11:12.759 --> 00:11:15.799 Then you go on the chocolate tour and you get 271 00:11:15.879 --> 00:11:19.320 chocolate left and right. Whiskey tour, chocolate tour, that's where 272 00:11:19.360 --> 00:11:19.639 it's at. 273 00:11:19.759 --> 00:11:22.159 Al Right, relax, there a bourbon tour way better than 274 00:11:22.200 --> 00:11:26.360 a chocolate tour. I lie, you can get get banged 275 00:11:26.440 --> 00:11:27.399 up on some chocolate. 276 00:11:27.960 --> 00:11:32.200 You actually can. You might poop your you're not banged 277 00:11:32.240 --> 00:11:33.519 out coming out? 278 00:11:36.799 --> 00:11:38.360 Should we all go together to Hershey Park? 279 00:11:38.720 --> 00:11:39.039 That way? 280 00:11:39.080 --> 00:11:39.200 Oh? 281 00:11:39.320 --> 00:11:40.679 You could be Max's pseudo. 282 00:11:40.919 --> 00:11:41.759 We could be a gay couple. 283 00:11:42.120 --> 00:11:43.720 You could be the dad that rides the rides and 284 00:11:43.799 --> 00:11:45.000 I could be the dad that doesn't want to do 285 00:11:45.039 --> 00:11:45.879 any of that stuff with him. 286 00:11:46.679 --> 00:11:50.519 Right, No, true, maybe maybe you never know. You never know. 287 00:11:50.720 --> 00:11:52.480 We always it's like I've never been to the Six 288 00:11:52.559 --> 00:11:56.679 Flags that's closing down. You don't messing out, buddy? Are 289 00:11:56.720 --> 00:11:58.159 you sure you're not messing up? 290 00:11:58.279 --> 00:12:00.559 More? Did make up a good point of like, well, 291 00:12:01.200 --> 00:12:03.440 after going to Epic Universe and the Universe studios will 292 00:12:03.480 --> 00:12:04.240 just be disappointed. 293 00:12:04.360 --> 00:12:07.120 I was like, I don't know, Poppy, you will definitely 294 00:12:07.240 --> 00:12:08.679 be disappointed. You never know. 295 00:12:09.039 --> 00:12:11.279 You're gonna go from the mecca of You've been to 296 00:12:11.440 --> 00:12:14.879 King's Dominion right, oh, God time ago. 297 00:12:15.039 --> 00:12:19.080 Yeah, but it's been years. Busch Gardens, Virginia been. 298 00:12:19.039 --> 00:12:20.559 A bush guard, has been in Kings Miminion. I've been 299 00:12:20.600 --> 00:12:23.279 to the King's Dominion that's in Ohio. 300 00:12:23.360 --> 00:12:26.000 That's called Cedar Point. No, not that one. 301 00:12:26.039 --> 00:12:28.679 The other wing's Kings Island, thinking Kings Island. Because when 302 00:12:28.679 --> 00:12:30.519 we were on in Cincinnati, we did an event, me 303 00:12:30.600 --> 00:12:32.480 and John and this is when Max's mom was pregnant 304 00:12:32.480 --> 00:12:34.879 with Max and we went out there and like that 305 00:12:35.080 --> 00:12:39.159 one was cool. That was Big King's Dominion and six 306 00:12:39.279 --> 00:12:42.519 Flags no disrespect, but you can it's it's not the 307 00:12:42.600 --> 00:12:47.840 same class of you. Going from Universal Studios Orlando to that. 308 00:12:49.039 --> 00:12:51.320 That's like going from I feel like a five star 309 00:12:51.480 --> 00:12:52.879 hotel to a trailer part. 310 00:12:53.000 --> 00:12:54.919 I feel like you could go on the Last Day close. 311 00:12:54.960 --> 00:12:56.440 I'm like, hey, can I just take the statue? 312 00:12:56.600 --> 00:12:58.639 Like you guys don't You don't need this bugs Bunny 313 00:12:58.639 --> 00:13:00.559 as a revolutionary your time heroes Dad. 314 00:13:00.799 --> 00:13:03.000 I mean, yeah, you're probably not wrong. They're probably gonna 315 00:13:03.039 --> 00:13:06.279 ransom Batman statue anymore because I don't think. I don't 316 00:13:06.279 --> 00:13:08.480 think they're going to like restock the place or like 317 00:13:08.960 --> 00:13:10.120 repurpose anything. 318 00:13:09.840 --> 00:13:11.799 They're supposed to be like for how Oh yeah, they 319 00:13:11.879 --> 00:13:13.960 might actually might take it somewhere else. 320 00:13:14.080 --> 00:13:16.120 But yeah, but they're not doing Hell, they're not doing 321 00:13:16.159 --> 00:13:16.799 a Halloween thing here. 322 00:13:16.840 --> 00:13:20.159 Six Flags Yeah ends ends in like October. So no 323 00:13:20.320 --> 00:13:27.159 that it ends this suit? Oh kay, sees best you show. 324 00:13:27.480 --> 00:13:31.360 Oh my gosh, six Flags close end of twenty twenty 325 00:13:31.399 --> 00:13:32.399 five see November second. 326 00:13:33.240 --> 00:13:33.720 Oh wow. 327 00:13:33.919 --> 00:13:36.480 Maybe they're doing but it's like they weren't doing like 328 00:13:36.720 --> 00:13:38.720 low key stuff, not like a lot of stuff that 329 00:13:38.919 --> 00:13:39.320 makes sense. 330 00:13:40.440 --> 00:13:43.600 Yeah, I know Six Flags, Kings Dominion. No bush Gardens. 331 00:13:43.759 --> 00:13:46.120 I like the bush Gardens because I like the aspect 332 00:13:46.120 --> 00:13:48.080 of Williamsburg. But I have not been back since I 333 00:13:48.240 --> 00:13:50.039 was ten or twelve. Yeah, I haven't been since I 334 00:13:50.200 --> 00:13:51.840 was a senior in high school. And I bought one 335 00:13:51.840 --> 00:13:53.960 of those cap gun thingies that looked like a musket. 336 00:13:54.320 --> 00:13:54.600 Mmm. 337 00:13:55.200 --> 00:13:58.120 My parents hated that, But I don't mind going. And 338 00:13:58.159 --> 00:14:00.720 that big bad Wolf, the big bad Wolf back again 339 00:14:00.799 --> 00:14:04.360 now right now, that's that's the ride that scared me 340 00:14:04.519 --> 00:14:05.320 out of rides. 341 00:14:06.039 --> 00:14:08.919 Not a Polo's chariot. That what broke Fabio's nose. Who's 342 00:14:08.960 --> 00:14:11.360 Fabio the model? No, I didn't know that. 343 00:14:11.399 --> 00:14:11.799 I know that. 344 00:14:12.159 --> 00:14:16.399 No, Fabio Busch Gardens, Williams Burn for what infamous? 345 00:14:16.600 --> 00:14:17.039 Infamous? 346 00:14:17.039 --> 00:14:21.679 What's the video that's made that ride? Fabio bush Gardens. 347 00:14:21.679 --> 00:14:27.000 Here in Virginia? Oh my god? Oh a bird bodies. 348 00:14:29.919 --> 00:14:32.559 Okay, So it's like, Fabi, there's audio playing, you'll part here, 349 00:14:32.919 --> 00:14:35.559 Fabio like announcing like I'm going. 350 00:14:35.440 --> 00:14:35.840 On the road. 351 00:14:36.039 --> 00:14:40.399 We're gonna promote Busch Gardens blaha, and so I'm talking 352 00:14:40.440 --> 00:14:41.639 over a news story. That's fine. 353 00:14:41.799 --> 00:14:44.159 He cut and then he goes off on the ride, 354 00:14:44.320 --> 00:14:48.039 and then infamously when he okay, they're going up the. 355 00:14:48.080 --> 00:14:51.840 Ride, and they're going up the ride. We're gonna past 356 00:14:52.039 --> 00:14:54.039 it right there. Fast forward a little bit. Hold on 357 00:14:54.440 --> 00:14:55.159 this guy's talking. 358 00:14:55.639 --> 00:14:58.440 They're saying thirteen news now as Fabio goes up the 359 00:14:59.120 --> 00:15:02.240 million views this chariot rod and he goes down and 360 00:15:02.399 --> 00:15:03.440 he hit and he hits. 361 00:15:03.600 --> 00:15:07.080 Yeah, I guess, poor local where does he get hit? 362 00:15:07.559 --> 00:15:09.679 Somewhere on the ride? He comes back and his nose 363 00:15:09.799 --> 00:15:12.720 is all bloody, and were like, what the hell happened? 364 00:15:14.279 --> 00:15:15.679 Because a bird hit him in the thing. 365 00:15:16.039 --> 00:15:18.519 Who says, yeah, what. 366 00:15:20.039 --> 00:15:20.879 I have never seen? 367 00:15:20.919 --> 00:15:24.759 When was this snub whenever the ride opened up? I 368 00:15:24.840 --> 00:15:30.919 think so like nineties ninety nine. Yeah, wow, yeah, that's right. 369 00:15:31.519 --> 00:15:31.960 That's right? 370 00:15:32.240 --> 00:15:33.679 Is that right still open? Yeah? 371 00:15:36.480 --> 00:15:39.559 Freak bird just came in the right view or something. Obviously, 372 00:15:39.600 --> 00:15:41.919 I think they probably have liked more bird deterrence now, 373 00:15:42.159 --> 00:15:47.559 But like when it opened, birds coming on by, Sorry Fabio, 374 00:15:48.559 --> 00:15:50.120 romantic novel man, your. 375 00:15:50.159 --> 00:15:56.279 Nose is never the same? Wow? Wow, Well I think 376 00:15:56.279 --> 00:16:08.000 it's had for some where we misconnections from Washington, d C. 377 00:16:09.879 --> 00:16:15.639 Should have a good time. Who's freaker DC? Maryland or Virginias? Virginia? 378 00:16:15.840 --> 00:16:18.600 It is and unfortunately Eric did not bring his candle in. 379 00:16:19.879 --> 00:16:22.440 But we're gonna start filming them next week. Eric, Remember 380 00:16:22.519 --> 00:16:24.240 this was bringing a romantic candle. 381 00:16:24.320 --> 00:16:26.080 We have a candlenight in the studio next to us. 382 00:16:26.159 --> 00:16:28.480 Where in my studio there's two candles. Why didn't you 383 00:16:28.519 --> 00:16:28.879 bring it in? 384 00:16:29.120 --> 00:16:29.679 I forgot? 385 00:16:29.919 --> 00:16:32.200 Okay, you actually you actually used that candle. 386 00:16:32.519 --> 00:16:34.840 I've used it before, Okay, all right, all right? So 387 00:16:35.240 --> 00:16:37.279 our first one up from Woodbridge. Oh, it's a bit 388 00:16:37.320 --> 00:16:40.600 of perfect one forty nine minutes ago. Couple looking for 389 00:16:40.720 --> 00:16:44.799 new friends in Woodbridge. Couple looking to make friends with 390 00:16:44.879 --> 00:16:47.720 a new couple or female that could be friends with 391 00:16:47.879 --> 00:16:51.320 us both? If you know what I'm saying, What is that. 392 00:16:51.399 --> 00:16:53.960 A way to ask for a threesome? Or four some 393 00:16:54.840 --> 00:16:56.559 threesome or four some threesome? 394 00:16:56.639 --> 00:16:59.000 Wait? Is that kind of sweet? Is the four something 395 00:16:59.080 --> 00:17:03.600 actually possible? Or does that count as an orgy? It's 396 00:17:03.600 --> 00:17:07.160 an orgy? Was there a certain number? Or is that swinging? 397 00:17:07.519 --> 00:17:08.119 Swinging is? 398 00:17:08.200 --> 00:17:08.240 No? 399 00:17:08.440 --> 00:17:11.440 Swinging is like if you gave your wife up to 400 00:17:11.480 --> 00:17:13.559 somebody else and then they took your wife put in 401 00:17:13.680 --> 00:17:16.279