Speaker 1: Welcome to the Snart Sack. You're about the teacher's glazed
Speaker 1: by the great Chris Rayco, Derek black Belt, and Tom Sway.
Speaker 2: Sit back and prepare for some ship.
Speaker 1: Sit back and prepare for.
Speaker 2: Some blazing Israel. That is warning about Israels.
Speaker 1: Damn a right to defend themselves, you stupid dog.
Speaker 2: That's great, amazing.
Speaker 1: He would absolutely be. He would as absolutely.
Speaker 2: If he went in opinions about anything, he would. That's
Speaker 2: where he if he has any opinions at all, that's
Speaker 2: where he would have one where he would.
Speaker 1: He's always he he's the kind of guy that would
Speaker 1: be like.
Speaker 3: He is because he just watches TV, right, Like he
Speaker 3: just he's just on his rocker watching TV.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's on his rocker watching TV.
Speaker 1: So he'd be watching like the news saying.
Speaker 2: That if you watch him, watch the drone footage of
Speaker 2: them destroying gods, and he's.
Speaker 3: Like, yes, they deserve it. They're all terrorists, every single
Speaker 3: one of them, even their kids. You're gonna grow up
Speaker 3: and become terrorists. That baby is a terrorist.
Speaker 1: And see over forty five percent of the population is
Speaker 1: children there.
Speaker 2: And it's like they're terrrit Usa doesn't care.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Eustace is literally just regurgitating what like BB is telling,
Speaker 3: like the people that say.
Speaker 1: Eustace literally the worst person ever, Like you're like quite honestly.
Speaker 2: That show is kind of by the way, Welcome to
Speaker 2: the Star Tank podcast. How's going making fun of Ustace? Yeah,
Speaker 2: if you think about Kurzy Caviny dog, it kind of
Speaker 2: is an allegory for the Israeli. How so, because you have.
Speaker 1: This old, fucking like evil dude kind of abusing this poor,
Speaker 1: helpless small thing that just happens to share his living space.
Speaker 2: He's also purple. I don't know how the purple fits
Speaker 2: is different. Purple is the color of so.
Speaker 1: I think it's like a neutral color.
Speaker 3: Like say, so in this conflict, like innocence is kind
Speaker 3: of neutral, and say, we usually have two sides, like
Speaker 3: the left and the right, and usually we represent that
Speaker 3: by blue and red. And so if you bring them
Speaker 3: into the center, that's purple. So that's kind of like
Speaker 3: a neutral thing. And so I think in the in
Speaker 3: the in the conflict of like say, innocent people are
Speaker 3: just trying to exist. They don't have a political agenda,
Speaker 3: even though people are trying to cast a political agenda
Speaker 3: on them. So therefore courage is the Palestinians.
Speaker 4: There's a video I say that is this.
Speaker 1: Yes, it is some early twenties white dude, like it
Speaker 1: always is. White dude wants to explaining to me that
Speaker 1: how I don't know about ship that I clearly know
Speaker 1: more about than they do. And they're like, well, no,
Speaker 1: I don't because they did the whole the laboring of
Speaker 1: learning about it. For like, actually I just know the conversation.
Speaker 1: They're like, do you understand the importance of the Black
Speaker 1: Lives Matter movement? I'm like, dud, no, no, twenty old
Speaker 1: white boy, please.
Speaker 2: I was scrolling. I was scrolling on a TikTok yesterday
Speaker 2: and the amount of white women that came up on
Speaker 2: my feed somehow, Yeah, dude, there were so many white
Speaker 2: women just on my feed being like so many people
Speaker 2: don't under aren't understanding the messaging behind Kendrick super Bowl BEFOREMS.
Speaker 4: I'm like, shut up. I did not want to hear.
Speaker 2: This from you. Yeah, I hear this from anybody quite frankly,
Speaker 2: definitely want to hear this from you, even on my Facebook.
Speaker 3: I don't go on Facebook very often, but I went
Speaker 3: on a little bit more when I just I just
Speaker 3: realized that there's a dark mode on Facebook, because I thought.
Speaker 1: Facebook is just boomer shit. I thought I just thought.
Speaker 3: They didn't even try, like no, we're not even going
Speaker 3: to make it like other sites. So I just I
Speaker 3: was like, oh, so there's an option, so at least
Speaker 3: I was looking on it a little bit more and
Speaker 3: it was that. So, yeah, it pisses me off that
Speaker 3: none of those people actually knew they saw it from
Speaker 3: somebody else. And then the thing that annoys me the
Speaker 3: most is when people try to say that they came
Speaker 3: up with this, like say, say, for example, even Luka
Speaker 3: Doncics when he went to the Lakers, there's actually some
Speaker 3: real shit.
Speaker 2: Going on behind the scenes that have to do with
Speaker 2: the owners.
Speaker 3: And then all of a sudden, there were people that
Speaker 3: broke that news and I'm like, that's really interesting, and
Speaker 3: other creators fucking started parroting that shit but saying I
Speaker 3: have a theory, and I'm like, no, you don't have
Speaker 3: a theory. You took this information and now you're saying
Speaker 3: as if you're fucking smart, and that's what these people
Speaker 3: are doing. They're like, there's a deeper meaning behind this,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, yeah, yeah, but you didn't come up
Speaker 3: with it, pussy, you're speaking in that first person.
Speaker 1: That makes me want to choke them. The American flag
Speaker 1: was split in half. It's always white. I've every major problem.
Speaker 1: You could trace it back to them. Dog, I swear,
Speaker 1: I swear like I'm not kidding. If you really open
Speaker 1: a book and look at it, like, oh, a white woman,
Speaker 1: it was the cause right there.
Speaker 3: I mean you talk about like, well we we brought
Speaker 3: up till a couple of times, you know.
Speaker 1: I mean it's just like you get a past. You
Speaker 1: don't have to you being ignorant to that.
Speaker 2: It's probably your voice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like that.
Speaker 2: He definitely made sound he at first basically he didn't
Speaker 2: make He was like the original taste Sunday.
Speaker 4: Oh so he did like a little song.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he was like, my grandma would have slapped
Speaker 1: the fuck out of you if you said that in
Speaker 1: front of Yeah, that's true, but making a few that's true,
Speaker 1: like very true. If she knew who tas Sunday it was,
Speaker 1: and be like, how dare if she if this eighty
Speaker 1: year old woman and explicably understood who day Sunday is.
Speaker 1: She definitely heard me listen to him a few times.
Speaker 1: She's had to. I know that. I know that, but
Speaker 1: she's definitely heard me listen to him and seeing chocolate rain,
Speaker 1: and she's like, what the fuck is that?
Speaker 2: My kid is?
Speaker 1: Dumb? Is dumb and damage?
Speaker 4: What is my kid is dumb and damage?
Speaker 1: Double d if double d double dumb d dumb. We
Speaker 1: call it dumb diddly dumb dumb dumb all right, really
Speaker 1: dumb dumb dumb. Okay, this is dumb that I'm dumb,
Speaker 1: sounding like Soel Park now.
Speaker 2: But dumbed dumb stupid.
Speaker 4: Anyway, Yeah, the super Bowl happened. I think I didn't
Speaker 4: watch it.
Speaker 2: I never I actually totally fucking forgot that it was happening,
Speaker 2: Like sincerely I was. I started, I was like streaming
Speaker 2: on Sunday. I was like, I got nothing to do today? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I streamed there. I was like, you're streaming exactly when
Speaker 2: the super Bowl is happening. I'm like, what, I had
Speaker 2: no idea. That's funny.
Speaker 1: If I just want to see a half.
Speaker 2: Time was I don't even think I ever cared about that,
Speaker 2: like I.
Speaker 1: Cared about this one. It's fucking funny. Probably the most
Speaker 1: viewed one of all time. I'd have to probably say
Speaker 1: this is the one.
Speaker 3: I mean especially and not only it's not it's because
Speaker 3: of Kendrick, but it's because of what we were wondering
Speaker 3: what Kendrick was going to do exactly Yeah, and so
Speaker 3: it was people were on like really like, oh is
Speaker 3: it gonna and then so much so that they baked it.
Speaker 3: He baked it into the performance of like is he
Speaker 3: gonna do it? Is he not gonna do it? Like
Speaker 3: you had those narrator chicks, like it was kind of
Speaker 3: like no, he wouldn't kind of a thing, and then
Speaker 3: he finally.
Speaker 2: It's it is it.
Speaker 1: It's so much more than it's the fuck you to Drake,
Speaker 1: because it is a fuck you to drink in another
Speaker 1: victory lap, but it's not. But this one isn't as
Speaker 1: it isn't as spiteful as that, because it's like he
Speaker 1: has a message while he's doing it. He's like, obviously,
Speaker 1: I'm wearing the a minor chain, I'm wearing the flared pants,
Speaker 1: the Canadian flared pants, you know, like I'm gonna call
Speaker 1: you a fucking which I'm gonna make fun of fact
Speaker 1: that you like minors. I'm gonna do that ship. But
Speaker 1: like the whole performance was more than that I guess,
Speaker 1: of course, and I think.
Speaker 2: That's what he like.
Speaker 4: I feel like it was more spiteful.
Speaker 5: Actually, I think it was because it's at the super Bowl,
Speaker 5: William everyone said, a bro, it was loud.
Speaker 1: It was loud enough that you could hear it through
Speaker 1: the audio equipment that Kendrick had on. Yeah, that is
Speaker 1: how loud it was.
Speaker 2: It peaked the audio for the stream.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 2: Uh, it was that.
Speaker 1: That was a beautiful moment.
Speaker 3: It was a good moment, and it was uh, very
Speaker 3: obvious to people that aren't aware of the situation. Why
Speaker 3: they thought. Say, I asked my mom. She was like,
Speaker 3: what did you think of the What do you think
Speaker 3: of the performance? Or my mom she said, what do
Speaker 3: you think of the performance? And I said, like, no,
Speaker 3: it was good, like probably And I said this because
Speaker 3: I knew where she was coming from, like probably underwhelming
Speaker 3: compared to some of the other performances. She's like, yeah, Like,
Speaker 3: I I think so, because she doesn't know about any
Speaker 3: of this ship this fucking beat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a meta performance, like if you're not in
Speaker 2: the loop, you're not gonna it's exactly.
Speaker 3: There was so much like let's say you want to
Speaker 3: talk about subversion that was the subvertsive performance, and also
Speaker 3: Kendrick is somebody who lives in metaphor and subtext, so
Speaker 3: it's it's uh to. It's to the point where I
Speaker 3: saw tweets and I couldn't believe this because there were
Speaker 3: people on the right that were like, I'm glad at
Speaker 3: least this performance was pretty patriotic.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, yeah, I was cracking the fuck I saw.
Speaker 2: I saw some old lady watching it on TikTok and
Speaker 2: was like, at least it's patriotic. I'm like because they
Speaker 2: had the American fighting and American flag.
Speaker 3: Deliberate Uncle Sam and oh, I know this old black man,
Speaker 3: he's the one that says motherfucker all the time.
Speaker 2: Right, No, I'm not this is.
Speaker 1: These are not real people. They're real voters, freaking and
Speaker 1: they'd be like, hey, don't say it.
Speaker 2: And they were like, oh when Reggie gets Machine went on, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I forgot about that. What was I forgot? It was
Speaker 2: BBC and they were on the BBC. What happened This
Speaker 2: is obviously years ago, we were kids, We were children,
Speaker 2: but it was they were on BBC and they were
Speaker 2: doing like a performance for the BBC and they were
Speaker 2: doing moles no, No, they weren't doing bulls. They were
Speaker 2: doing uh killing in the name of it, I think, yeah.
Speaker 2: And then they were doing different songs and then they
Speaker 2: said they asked them like, don't say you yeah, I
Speaker 2: won't do it, and so they started like, I won't
Speaker 2: do what you're telling me, and then eventually him and
Speaker 2: then they cut away, and it's like, amazing, he got
Speaker 2: a few off, he got he got like a good
Speaker 2: three off good and then they okay, I can't believe.
Speaker 1: They asked them like have you met them? I just
Speaker 1: have you met that croaking phrase?
Speaker 2: Literally the the thing, hey, would you say, I don't
Speaker 2: do what you tell me?
Speaker 4: Can you not say fuck you?
Speaker 2: Before?
Speaker 6: That?
Speaker 2: Is such an like to even make that request feels insane.
Speaker 2: It does.
Speaker 1: They are like they've been having like a technician on
Speaker 1: the side, just ready to turn off mute it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, when they see.
Speaker 1: Like every yeah, that would have that literally should have
Speaker 1: been just mute them, like and then play the audio
Speaker 1: track over play an audio track, and there's a few
Speaker 1: moments where it's just off and.
Speaker 2: He's like, is this completely out of it?
Speaker 1: Really good?
Speaker 2: But you know there are people out there who are
Speaker 2: like they see an American flag and they just assume
Speaker 2: it's patriotic. It's kind of amazing. It's like the what
Speaker 2: is it Born in the USA?
Speaker 1: Ya?
Speaker 2: Yes, I love Born in the USA, or like fucking
Speaker 2: Creeden's Clearwater Revival. It is amazing how many Republicans tragic?
Speaker 2: Isn't that insane?
Speaker 1: Tragic kidding? They don't know, they don't know, they.
Speaker 2: Don't understand, like fortunate Son is completely over, Like they
Speaker 2: don't get it. It's kind of amazing. Though, No, I'm
Speaker 2: not even a little bit. I do think it. I
Speaker 2: do think it has it has. I do think it
Speaker 2: has to do with the fact that it's just like
Speaker 2: I don't know, Like I don't want to say if
Speaker 2: you're right when you don't make art, because that's not
Speaker 2: necessarily true statistically, Like I would imagine it's like probably
Speaker 2: like seventy per seventy thirty right of Like, if you're
Speaker 2: going to make art, chances are this is seventy percent
Speaker 2: chances you're like a left leaning guy thirty percent chancer.
Speaker 2: He might be right.
Speaker 1: I cannot Like, I've never met a conservative artist in
Speaker 1: my life, Like genuinely.
Speaker 2: I've definitely mad a conservative artists. I've never been a
Speaker 2: conservati artist life.
Speaker 4: I mean, Marito Donald is one.
Speaker 1: I think Mario o'donald ended up there now, but he
Speaker 1: probably wasn't initially. No, I think I think Mario Donald's
Speaker 1: very clearly like I think he ended up there.
Speaker 2: I don't think that's just kind of irrelevant at the point.
Speaker 2: If you end up there, to my in my opinion,
Speaker 2: that's what you are. I don't know, well, I don't
Speaker 2: know about that. I just have no opinion on that.
Speaker 2: I can't say.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but like because somebody who there's a lot of
Speaker 3: people say in the who we came up with on
Speaker 3: YouTube that were kind of I would say they were
Speaker 3: They weren't into politics, but they were probably somewhere on
Speaker 3: the left just by default, and then once that.
Speaker 2: Movement started happening, they kind of just ran to the right.
Speaker 3: And I still think they're not actually serious people. But
Speaker 3: the people who were actually like, oh, I care about
Speaker 3: politics and they're conservative. It is I mean, yeah, it
Speaker 3: is very fucking few and far between to find someone
Speaker 3: who's like, yeah, I like to experiment and I like
Speaker 3: to think about colors and deeper meanings between.
Speaker 2: You're not going to like it's like a kid rock
Speaker 2: isn't making you know or dude, that was one of
Speaker 2: my favorite could you could you make a note of
Speaker 2: kid Rock? Oh, we're gonna talk abou him right now.
Speaker 2: And I love what happened with him where he was
Speaker 2: like what did he say that? He was like on
Speaker 2: he was on Twitter and he said something about like
Speaker 2: it was about the halftime show. It was like that,
Speaker 2: I have something else happened with him. He said something
Speaker 2: along the lines of like who the fuck is this guy?
Speaker 2: Like or like worst worst show or whatever.
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, it wasn't Kid Rock.
Speaker 2: It was Ted News. They're all the same.
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean he he's Ted Nujan said who the
Speaker 1: fuck is this guy?
Speaker 2: And then and then or like he was making fun
Speaker 2: of Kendrick and then somebody else was like you're literally
Speaker 2: a pedophile and he blew him the funk out of
Speaker 2: The ratio is insane. It's like seventy to fifteen. And
Speaker 2: it's like there are so many of them, So that
Speaker 2: is such a where he's like blusting over a thirteen
Speaker 2: year old fucking kid. There, Yeah, isn't that isn't Jones.
Speaker 2: That isn't.
Speaker 4: No, That's what I'm saying. These are so int like that, he.
Speaker 3: Said what does he say something about statutory, mandatory.
Speaker 1: Statutory, but I say it's magnatory.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, that's in that's an insane It's it's
Speaker 3: just it's insane, as Rick Ross riding his ship where
Speaker 3: it's like, why.
Speaker 1: Are you openly putting this.
Speaker 2: In your song?
Speaker 1: I hate to say I love that songs? How hypnotic
Speaker 1: the beat is that song's beat? It's not. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: get it. It all makes sense, it all makes sense.
Speaker 1: It's it's uh, the pipe piper drawn those kids into
Speaker 1: the cave.
Speaker 4: Literally, the pied piper?
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 2: Is? What the fucking name dropped?
Speaker 1: What an old I don't know about the pipe I
Speaker 1: know a lot about the pied piper.
Speaker 2: What do you mean? What do you mean? What is that? Exactly?
Speaker 2: How'd you want up me in the situation? Because I
Speaker 2: have you been piped? Have been pie piped? I have?
Speaker 2: I almost got pipe pipe?
Speaker 1: That's crazy. This dude everybody's a white man in a
Speaker 1: fluid and he's like, I'm gonna hang out with him.
Speaker 1: It was Jethro told he almost got me swiped?
Speaker 2: Whoa you broke out a writing time and random the
Speaker 2: pipe pie versus such a thing like I would like.
Speaker 2: It's it's a reference that like a medieval peasant would make.
Speaker 1: Guys. I say this a lot, and you guys seem
Speaker 1: to forget. I was raised by an old person.
Speaker 2: Not from the medieval times.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, but British anyone, So yeah, stuff. The
Speaker 1: Jamaican guy, the Caribbean dude.
Speaker 2: What Britain have to do with Jamaica?
Speaker 1: What does Spain have to do with Puerto Rico? You know,
Speaker 1: not a thing?
Speaker 6: Not.
Speaker 1: It's weird. How do WI speak the same language?
Speaker 2: The guy you what happened with what happened with Kick?
Speaker 2: I realized that I mixed him and Ted Nugent.
Speaker 3: Job, Yeah they basically Kid Rock is like Ted Nugent lightly.
Speaker 1: They're like they're like each other's alter ego. But they're
Speaker 1: the same person. So it doesn't matter. But I'm changing
Speaker 1: into my.
Speaker 2: I'm still I'm still racist.
Speaker 4: But like I go by a different name at night.
Speaker 2: So Bruce Wayne and Wayne Bruce Wayne Bruce.
Speaker 4: That's the beauty of two first names.
Speaker 1: That is Wayne Bruce dressed in his same clothes with differentes.
Speaker 2: We're saying both and both are sayings shoes bolt, I
Speaker 2: haven't hurt what is he He's is even around? Is
Speaker 2: he still doing? He ran away?
Speaker 1: He just he ran, got ran into space. He ran away,
Speaker 1: he escaped everything.
Speaker 2: He ran. He had a final run. He ran into
Speaker 2: the sunset some set. He's still running through the ocean
Speaker 2: like he's running out of water because he's so fast.
Speaker 1: He got injured really bad in his last race, like
Speaker 1: really bad in his final rais. He was also like,
Speaker 1: what do.
Speaker 4: You mean what did he trip? Tripping at that speed?
Speaker 4: It must be crack.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he's running. He run guys, he's still like human.
Speaker 1: He's not sonic the hedgehog.
Speaker 2: I mean, running is fat. If I fell at the
Speaker 2: fastest speed that I could run, if I tripped, I
Speaker 2: would I would do some pretty bad dan for sure. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but you're not specially especially if I was running at
Speaker 2: like a bunch of open faced knives.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, if you walked in, if you walked into
Speaker 1: those knives would.
Speaker 2: Be hurt too.
Speaker 1: What's the scenario that walking in?
Speaker 2: I don't know, maybe like a knife salesman drops all
Speaker 2: his things.
Speaker 1: How many people have killed people like that? You think,
Speaker 1: like through like a series of like genuine misfortune, like
Speaker 1: unfortunate events.
Speaker 2: Holding the knife.
Speaker 1: Actually, but it's on camera so that you can tell
Speaker 1: he didn't do it on purpose.
Speaker 2: I would bet solid.
Speaker 4: Now this isn't a high.
Speaker 1: And unfair, that's really unfaed at that moment, just say
Speaker 1: it's still manslaughters though you're still fucked. That's yeah, that's
Speaker 1: I don't know how I feel about that, but yeah,
Speaker 1: is that a fey manslaughter? I think it's a degree one, right,
Speaker 1: agree to I actually don't.
Speaker 2: I would.
Speaker 3: I don't want to confidently say yes, you know what
Speaker 3: I'm saying like it's it sounds like it.
Speaker 1: It depends on the degree.
Speaker 2: I guess we'll ask our legal analyst. Let's cut over
Speaker 2: to our legal analyst. Fun, we don't have one. We
Speaker 2: don't have that camera set up. He is in the
Speaker 2: corner of the room.
Speaker 4: We don't have the camera set up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he has a mic came. He's not allowed to
Speaker 2: speak unless the cameras on him, and he's really committed
Speaker 2: to that.
Speaker 1: If you guys pan over and another white hand enters
Speaker 1: framing waves behind Derek.
Speaker 4: You know, I've always wanted to do like I would,
Speaker 4: I'd be I would out.
Speaker 2: I had an idea for like a video and it
Speaker 2: wasn't necessarily it wasn't like an idea for the video
Speaker 2: was an idea for like a shot in the video
Speaker 2: where like I wanted to cut to like me holding something,
Speaker 2: but it was your hand just just like not acknowledged that,
Speaker 2: Like I had like a stand in hand, and it's
Speaker 2: like clearly like a way bigger black hand, and it's
Speaker 2: like I'm treating it like it's mine. That' great I've
Speaker 2: always wanted to, Like I think about I think about
Speaker 2: that shot and Family Guy where Stewie jumps out the
Speaker 2: window and it cuts to like this like fake growing
Speaker 2: like his broad ass black eye and his in his
Speaker 2: tight clothes falling, and I think about it. I love
Speaker 2: that gag so much.
Speaker 1: But the Michael Jordan bit where the mom dunks, but
Speaker 1: it's clearly fucking what do you call it? Al Sanders
Speaker 1: wherever his name is? Yeah, I said, Al Sanders fucking
Speaker 1: cream abdul Jabar now Alesinders, You're right, that's crazy. I
Speaker 1: just said that out loud. I don't I don't even
Speaker 1: understand why you would do that. It's like crazy, is
Speaker 1: it out loud? My grandma knows him, and she would
Speaker 1: also go m ale. It was his name first, yeah,
Speaker 1: like his own name, and.
Speaker 3: That is anyway, it's like like, oh, the cash is clay,
Speaker 3: no one does no one does that? Uh oh yeah,
Speaker 3: kid rock, I want to I want to bring this up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So he didn't do it, was just.
Speaker 3: Just showing that this guy is a massive fucking loser.
Speaker 3: He was on stage at some dumb I don't know,
Speaker 3: some country bullshit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's trying to get everybody to clap, fucking
Speaker 1: wheat field or something. You trying to get everybody to clap,
Speaker 1: and there's maybe like thirty percent of people clapping, and
Speaker 1: then he's just like.
Speaker 2: You, okay, everybody cut a cross. That's so funny.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of someone throwing the malt off at him,
Speaker 1: like he's clapping your right cots and one guy's just
Speaker 1: that like that. It really is suddenly three frames, like
Speaker 1: he's sprinkling dust. You have no time to react at all.
Speaker 1: You you notice it when it's like here, Yeah, essentially,
Speaker 1: I don't know if you notice it until you're on fire.
Speaker 2: I'm not fast.
Speaker 4: You probably think a bottle.
Speaker 2: As well fly.
Speaker 4: So, so yeah, what aid?
Speaker 2: So he was in a wheat field.
Speaker 3: He's in a wheat field, in a country con shirt
Speaker 3: in a wheatfield, right, and.
Speaker 2: He got thirty percent of the audience there to see
Speaker 2: him to clap, and it's crazy.
Speaker 1: He was just like, hey, clap, clap everybody to this song.
Speaker 3: And then he was like, they're all offbeat basically, I mean,
Speaker 3: they're yeah, rhythmless and they were like he he basically
Speaker 3: was like behavior if.
Speaker 1: Y'all ain't gonna clap, and then fuck you.
Speaker 3: And then he just walked off stage nice like as
Speaker 3: if Like I was like, what's what what are you?
Speaker 2: What point are you proving? They don't even even Ninja
Speaker 2: didn't walk off stage when he couldn't get all those
Speaker 2: people in New York City to flass.
Speaker 1: It's it's literally, it's not like that's never once in
Speaker 1: any point in history, an artist walking off stage has
Speaker 1: never been cool. Yeah, at any there's no like it's
Speaker 1: always fucking stupid.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and an artist still hasn't.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's but the thing is, it's like, when can
Speaker 3: you think of a scenario when like an artist stops
Speaker 3: playing is like oh, yeah, that's this is this is good,
Speaker 3: this is a good thing, Like this was great.
Speaker 1: I don't understand what goes through people's mind.
Speaker 2: The only thing that I can even think about that's
Speaker 2: even close to that is Larry David, because Larry David
Speaker 2: used to do stand up and like when people just
Speaker 2: wouldn't get the joke, he would.
Speaker 1: Leave, you just leave, just wrap up their joke and leave.
Speaker 2: But then but then the comedians would all watch it
Speaker 2: because like they wanted that to happen. They wanted him
Speaker 2: to just leave in the middle of it, sit and
Speaker 2: just leave an empty ten minutes. Like that's what I'm saying,
Speaker 2: Like just hilarious, that is funny. It's like a norm
Speaker 2: level of just like when like when Norm would like
Speaker 2: bomb at like the roasts that he would do, like
Speaker 2: he would come with like a joke book from like
Speaker 2: the seventeen.
Speaker 1: Hundreds or whatever, and all the comedians we fucking laughing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: every is like yeah, like it's fun it's funny.
Speaker 2: It's funny to us.
Speaker 3: But like if I if say, if I paid money
Speaker 3: for Larry David and then he's like, oh, not enough
Speaker 3: of you don't get it.
Speaker 2: I'm out of here. I like, what the fuck? Well,
Speaker 2: you would be paying money for Larry David at that point,
Speaker 2: like that was open mic shit, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: You have me in that would have me in tears,
Speaker 1: probably I'm like, this is crazy to me.
Speaker 3: It's I I like, uh, it could be one of
Speaker 3: those money well spent moments too, depending on.
Speaker 2: Like how like creamwerth a laugh at I would pay
Speaker 2: so much money to be there.
Speaker 1: That is a that is something that I will never
Speaker 1: be able to see again.
Speaker 2: And it makes me sad.
Speaker 1: That's specially like recovered or whatever. But it's like, come on, dude,
Speaker 1: we need more people like flipping the funk out, having
Speaker 1: like a racist moments and then people just being able
Speaker 1: to like that trying to attack somebody on stage, like
Speaker 1: a year or two ago, almost got attacked somebody guy.
Speaker 2: You forgot. Yeah, they beat the funk out of that guy.
Speaker 2: They beat that guy pretty like that.
Speaker 1: Imagine me at that show, like that's fucking that's it's iconic.
Speaker 2: But there's something special about that laugh Factory video of
Speaker 2: kramer Man because that's like the first falls apart, because
Speaker 2: like I genuinely think one year earlier that would have
Speaker 2: been a problem because there wouldn't have been fucking video
Speaker 2: of it. That's like the that's like at that early point,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, where like there was enough
Speaker 2: people with like access to video at all times to
Speaker 2: even get.
Speaker 3: That was he was, and he wasn't thinking like, oh
Speaker 3: I should watch what I say now because it might
Speaker 3: be might be filmed, someone might be sneaking a camera.
Speaker 2: You know what It's like. You know what it's like.
Speaker 2: It's like it's the way I feel about like if
Speaker 2: you're a racist in the modern era, where you could
Speaker 2: just look up these things, right, there's like so much
Speaker 2: access of information available to you that like being ignorant,
Speaker 2: there's really no.
Speaker 4: Excuse for it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, whereas like if I don't know, to me, like
Speaker 2: like eighteen sixties, you're in like a fucking wheat field,
Speaker 2: you've only ever met ten people, you still shouldn't be
Speaker 2: a racist. But I'm not nearly as upset at you.
Speaker 2: That's kind of the thing like that's with Kramer. For me,
Speaker 2: I was like, that's so bad completely.
Speaker 3: I mean I was thinking about, like, say, because people
Speaker 3: were talking about the election, like oh, how did we
Speaker 3: get hoodwinked again?
Speaker 1: And the only thing.
Speaker 3: That's really upsetting is that, like what you just said,
Speaker 3: like the access of information versus like say, back then,
Speaker 3: this has happened many times before, Like I was even
Speaker 3: I was looking into I was learning all about the Okay.
Speaker 2: Corral and Doc Holiday and all that bullshit.
Speaker 1: The Okay Corral, the restaurant you mean Golden Crow, you
Speaker 1: fucking yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I was talking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was learning about the famous restaurant, the Okay Corral,
Speaker 3: and uh yeah, I was learning how JP Morgan was
Speaker 3: involved somehow.
Speaker 2: That's true. Well you didn't know in the Oka anyway.
Speaker 3: Long story short, it was just like the the subversiveness
Speaker 3: of the of who was the president at the time
Speaker 3: and who they got to become the president afterwards, just
Speaker 3: by someone who completely flip flopped completely and but you
Speaker 3: you would expect people like that dumb to fall for
Speaker 3: that ship back in the day because they only had
Speaker 3: town newspapers and then nothing else.
Speaker 1: Right. Yeah, So I mean imagine living a life and
Speaker 1: you've seen seven people and all of a sudden, there's
Speaker 1: a black one. Yeah, it's probably scary, Like like I
Speaker 1: held that what the fuck? I don't agree with it
Speaker 1: being terrifying because but I've also seen relative every kind
Speaker 1: of person. Yeah, green motherfucker shows up and I'll be like, WHOA,
Speaker 1: what's that?
Speaker 2: You're green? We can't we can't relate because that around everybody.
Speaker 1: I didn't know.
Speaker 2: You can get that dang.
Speaker 1: I didn't know a person could be so dark and disgusting, disgusting.
Speaker 1: You're frightening me? Are you more strong at nighttime?
Speaker 2: Are you covering oil? Are you okay? I feel like
Speaker 2: my Miami, I feel like my immediate reaction if I
Speaker 2: haven't seen, if I never saw a black person, I'd
Speaker 2: probably be like, are you okay? You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like if I didn't know that it was possible to
Speaker 2: look different and I saw somebody who looked who was
Speaker 2: like a black person with the first even baby, it
Speaker 2: would be more like concerned and less fear.
Speaker 1: My nephew. When I first was around him, I was
Speaker 1: I'm the only black person in that family pretty much,
Speaker 1: so he would like you would glare at me. He'd
Speaker 1: be like, oh what you're different? You're different looking now
Speaker 1: he adores me. By when I was younger, he was like,
Speaker 1: what the you just it was like, yeah, it was
Speaker 1: confusion and curiosity, but I don't think it was like
Speaker 1: it wasn't bigotury.
Speaker 2: It was it was just like, oh what, he's just
Speaker 2: glaring at you. I remember the first time I saw
Speaker 2: I remember the first time I saw a really old person,
Speaker 2: and that kind of scared me, yeah, because I don't know,
Speaker 2: they look kind of like Halloween masks at a certain point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the first time I saw an Asian person
Speaker 1: that was striking to me for sure?
Speaker 2: What, Yeah, I was when I was like.
Speaker 1: At least the first time I remember, at least I
Speaker 1: was like, I don't remember, I was twenty four years old.
Speaker 1: I remember terrified, Like twenty four, I was terrified. I
Speaker 1: was like, what the fuck's going on there?
Speaker 2: Twenty four that Asian person for the first time.
Speaker 1: I twenty four in New York being a black person
Speaker 1: watching all these coug flud flicks and.
Speaker 2: Be like, wait a bite.
Speaker 4: Never went to Chinatown. That's fucking insane.
Speaker 2: I like, I remember, Jesus Christ, remember that park? That's crazy.
Speaker 2: Do you remember that park in Chinatown? You were in
Speaker 2: that park in Chinatown. I can't remember what it was called.
Speaker 2: It was like a small it was like a lot.
Speaker 2: But they were like the rats would play in the
Speaker 2: park in Chinatown.
Speaker 1: No, you just saw them like having a good time.
Speaker 2: They're just romping.
Speaker 4: Wow, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: It's gross. I love New York, but also, god.
Speaker 2: Damn, it's a dirty ass part.
Speaker 4: But particularly well not maybe not now.
Speaker 1: Actually I haven't been the time.
Speaker 2: It's actually a lot cleaner than it used to be.
Speaker 2: Just crazy.
Speaker 1: It's also a lot emptier. New York is empty as
Speaker 1: shake and bad. When I grew up, I went to Manhattan.
Speaker 1: I was like, why are so many stores not here? Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're like the funk out of me. It was like,
Speaker 1: this is not here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's not a sustainable it's because all of our
Speaker 2: money is being looted by incredibly rich people. But yeah,
Speaker 2: there's there's a lot of storefronts that are kind of empty.
Speaker 1: It's creaty.
Speaker 2: Saint Mark's is kind of like reorganized entirely now.
Speaker 1: It's crazy a city with so much povey, yet there's
Speaker 1: so much money being taken from.
Speaker 2: The people in it. Wow, amazing insane, right, Like there
Speaker 2: so insane, but also let's not help them. Fuck them.
Speaker 1: Yeah they're mostly minorities.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 1: Every time I walk around and in any city, right
Speaker 1: and I see the benches with the fucking anti bomb.
Speaker 2: I don't know what.
Speaker 1: I don't know what they call them.
Speaker 2: There's like there's like a term that's like really avail
Speaker 2: for it. No, no, no, like the concept somebody in the
Speaker 2: somebody will know. It's like and like hostile architecture or
Speaker 2: something that something. Yeah, but uh, it pisses me off
Speaker 2: every time I see it, Like the rail in the
Speaker 2: middle of the bench.
Speaker 4: People can't sleep there.
Speaker 1: I would just go through it, just do just do whatever.
Speaker 1: I appreciate at nighttime. What I mean, benches stained me
Speaker 1: at nighttimes in New York.
Speaker 2: City, Dude, I will say I appreciate. I don't know
Speaker 2: if it's still this way, but it was there. It
Speaker 2: was this way the last time I was there, which
Speaker 2: is pretty recent. Union Square Park still has the long benches.
Speaker 2: Take a nap on the bench. Fucking awesome. I took
Speaker 2: a nap on the bench in Union Square last time
Speaker 2: I was there, and was awesome. I love that you
Speaker 2: can't do that anymore because now you just fall through
Speaker 2: it onto a better spikes because God for because like
Speaker 2: the spikes from fucking.
Speaker 3: Thousands of dollars, thousands of dollars on spikes when they
Speaker 3: could have just like opened up another homeless shelter they
Speaker 3: could infrastructure.
Speaker 2: Has there ever been. I think there's no more perfect
Speaker 2: like metaphor for like literally putting a band aid on
Speaker 2: like a searing fatal wound, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: It's like Oh, let's just make the benches impossible to
Speaker 2: nap on. That'll fix homeless.
Speaker 1: That is that is America if you look at if
Speaker 1: you look at this country, like fundamentally there are problems,
Speaker 1: and instead of fixing the problems, we put cement over it. Yeah, constantly,
Speaker 1: And it's like why are we not fixing these problems?
Speaker 2: Sometimes cement is the best way, Like when somebody's like
Speaker 2: deeply irradiated.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, yeah, if we need you need you need
Speaker 1: lead first.
Speaker 4: Though, you need lead, then cement, then lead, then cement.
Speaker 2: Again, yeah, and then you bury him and lead and then.
Speaker 1: Eldridge demonic rats you think are probably like cemented in
Speaker 1: the ocean right now, like like how many Like oh
Speaker 1: we caught Jason Voies. We put him in a fucking
Speaker 1: vat full of cement and titanium.
Speaker 2: You know, we threw him enough. Man, do you remember
Speaker 2: when they found they found that the giant squids were real?
Speaker 1: I don't remember when, but like I just I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm not asking like if you remember, I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm not asking the date, Like Chris, this wasn't in
Speaker 1: our lifetime, Like, this wasn't like a thing that we experienced.
Speaker 2: We did no literally like this is if giant squids
Speaker 2: were confirmed in like late nineties, early two thousands. I'm
Speaker 2: not even jungerous. I'm pretty sure. I just shut up.
Speaker 1: I don't remember.
Speaker 2: I just remember reading I'm gonna.
Speaker 1: Look this up. I'm pretty sure it happened before I
Speaker 1: was working, but when I was little and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: these are things.
Speaker 2: Look it up. I'm actually like like seventy percent sure.
Speaker 2: I'm right, though.
Speaker 4: It was like shocking lyrics.
Speaker 1: When did giant squids come out?
Speaker 3: I got asked my brother about there's a scientific magazine
Speaker 3: that we used to get. I can't remember what is it,
Speaker 3: maybe had like discovery in it or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I remember learning about giant squids
Speaker 1: in the nineties, so maybe that you're right about that. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I remember showing like there are lengths of like oh
Speaker 3: the average length of like the biggest one.
Speaker 2: It was showing a tennis court, and I was like
Speaker 2: that's so crazy.
Speaker 1: I was like, that's disgusting.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it was like and let's not don't be confused.
Speaker 4: They've been room.
Speaker 2: They've been myth mythologized for a long time, but like
Speaker 2: they found one, and like I think like the nineteen nineties.
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure. But whatever it's, it's just.
Speaker 1: Kind of imagine what the fuck's in the ocean.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 3: It's scary that the amount of weird shit that there
Speaker 3: literally probably are fucking.
Speaker 2: Cuthlulu type things video of it.
Speaker 1: I think there are aliens, oh, squids in general, in general,
Speaker 1: I think they just there are aliens on there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I think I think octopuses are a signed that
Speaker 1: something fell from the sky, like well after we were born.
Speaker 1: Like I think they're because they don't really they're not
Speaker 1: like anything else.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm pretty sure octopusiness have been around since before
Speaker 2: I was born. Yeah, Chris, fucking drool falls out of
Speaker 2: my face.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about Uh, let's talk about eighteen fifty six, Chris,
Speaker 1: eighteen fifty six.
Speaker 2: Yes, what are you talking about? Where read where Wheneber
Speaker 2: for giants giants squid was bequeathed its scientific name arch
Speaker 2: arch Tethicus goddamn architute. I can't read sign chief Squid
Speaker 2: by Dani's geologists. These names are stupid as fuck. This guy,
Speaker 2: this guy's name. This guy's name is literally Geepeitis Steenstrup the.
Speaker 1: Fuck shoved in so many.
Speaker 2: Catching a creature and fucking nerds. That's true. I guess
Speaker 2: I thought it was more recently on another rogue person,
Speaker 2: you fucking nerd. Maybe it was maybe we like found
Speaker 2: one again in the nineties. There was something in the nineties,
Speaker 2: and I remember there was a much larger one or
Speaker 2: something there was when we were younger.
Speaker 1: We opened it and it was the size of its
Speaker 1: eyeball and it was insanely big.
Speaker 2: And what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: A giant squids eyeball? It was like one that was
Speaker 1: like it was like it was like a pop out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was a pop out. It was like it's oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's big.
Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, it's like the size of
Speaker 2: a giant squid's eye. Yeah, just about anyway, Kanye right,
Speaker 2: Blight Blight.
Speaker 3: The girl was sad and down fucking I just think
Speaker 3: of South Park and whenever I think of a that
Speaker 3: really nice song they did south Park.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they did that really nice song of film and
Speaker 2: I never seen it. Yeah, it's a new show. It
Speaker 2: just came out like a few days ago.
Speaker 3: So Kanye is on Twitter, so there's there's a little
Speaker 3: prelude to this actually and and and it's so Kanye
Speaker 3: has a friend I forget this guy's name, but he
Speaker 3: just launched a new podcast, right, he just launched a
Speaker 3: new podcast. Yeah, freandye Frest Best da Frest like.
Speaker 4: Kanye's.
Speaker 3: He did a podcast and he did an interview and
Speaker 3: it was actually it was cool the way it was
Speaker 3: set up because it was, you know, cut into segments
Speaker 3: and then it was showing behind the scenes of stuff
Speaker 3: they were doing, working on music, him doing some stuff
Speaker 3: with his uh, his daughter North, and so it was
Speaker 3: actually kind of interesting the way that it was cut together.
Speaker 3: But one thing that I thought was like, uh, oh,
Speaker 3: something's on the horizon because he said, my wife realized
Speaker 3: that you have a lot of things that I don't
Speaker 3: think is uh is like mania, Like you're not manic,
Speaker 3: Like we needed we need to seek out other specialists
Speaker 3: and a new specialists that he saw it said that
Speaker 3: you're autistic, you're not manic.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh no.
Speaker 2: I was like, well yeah, it's I was like, oh no.
Speaker 2: So the guy was like, so are you still taking
Speaker 2: your meds? You know?
Speaker 3: The guy asked Nobody's like no, I'm doing other things.
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh no, here we go. And
Speaker 3: then like two days later, like after that thing, dropped.
Speaker 3: He went insane, and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: it's this. I saw it coming like it was. I
Speaker 3: hate when you it's like a dog knowing, like the weathers.
Speaker 1: Dog marking at the ghost in your bedroom.
Speaker 2: You're like, what mar this ghosts hovering rituals and ship
Speaker 2: the devil.
Speaker 1: In the ribbon.
Speaker 2: Like Jo, that's insane.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So he's he's off his meds again because he
Speaker 1: thinks he's autistic, which I believe he is partially on
Speaker 1: the spectrum, and he's clearly manic. I think he's clearly manic.
Speaker 2: You can be both these aren't like like not like
Speaker 2: fat and skinny, like you could be you could be autistic. Actually,
Speaker 2: some people can't be both skinny.
Speaker 1: I mean they have the skinny fat thing, but like
Speaker 1: not like you can be skinny and fat. You can
Speaker 1: be emaciated on your legs and legs and arms and
Speaker 1: then get a beer like some of the people I've
Speaker 1: built in two K back in the day. Like back
Speaker 1: in the day, you're able to do whatever with their bodies.
Speaker 1: So the fattest body and then their legs and arms.
Speaker 2: Were kind stop n A.
Speaker 1: There's sliders of ninety and they're fucking fire.
Speaker 3: I miss those games where you didn't have to you
Speaker 3: could do whatever you wanted back in the day.
Speaker 2: I miss not having respect.
Speaker 1: I miss not having to respect the laws of the
Speaker 1: world and games you play.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, especially because they were games.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Especially Yeah, because all these things, the basketball simulators of football,
Speaker 3: they're fucking to me. They're boring a ship now because
Speaker 3: I'm like, bro, I'd way rather just play football or
Speaker 3: basketball than just play yeah, completely at the highest level
Speaker 3: of like simulating.
Speaker 2: I was like, it's do you ever have like a
Speaker 2: like a like a desire to want to like that stuff? Though,
Speaker 2: I was like, I feel I feel it sometimes, Like
Speaker 2: sometimes I'm like, damn, I really wish, Like I don't know,
Speaker 2: sometimes I look at like SimCity or something, and I'm
Speaker 2: like I kind of wish I like I wanted to
Speaker 2: play this. There is something I played sims but like
Speaker 2: I mean just like actively, like I think I'm gonna
Speaker 2: spend time in SimCity and like build a city and
Speaker 2: like plan it out. Yeah, because I actually think it's
Speaker 2: like I feel like of the video games that you
Speaker 2: can play that's probably actually like kind yeah, I could
Speaker 2: see that being kind of good for your like mental
Speaker 2: I don't know. I feel like it's like a rain
Speaker 2: games and stuff just like plan it Like I don't know,
Speaker 2: there's something no, it's I feel like there's something.
Speaker 1: Too stimulating for sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and I'm just like I wish I cared,
Speaker 2: but like every time I I don't care about there's
Speaker 2: no explosions yea.
Speaker 1: For me games.
Speaker 2: I just don't care about the goings on of lesser creatures.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't feel that way, but I get
Speaker 1: it at all. I just don't feel like what I
Speaker 1: care about. You're a fucking You're not even a human.
Speaker 1: You're not even alive. If I hear, you can't scream, and.
Speaker 2: I it make you not scream, Like, I just don't care.
Speaker 1: I know it sounds very sociopathic and yeah yeah it
Speaker 1: might be, but I just don't care. I just don't
Speaker 1: care about those creatures. I care about real people, not much,
Speaker 1: but like more than that.
Speaker 2: So before this becomes another Kanye's about on Twitter right now.
Speaker 1: Made me laugh.
Speaker 2: Hitler is funny. That's a funny name. It works. Hitler
Speaker 2: made my day. I was like, it's Hitler. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: Hitler is so stupid.
Speaker 1: This ship made me laugh pretty hard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like I saw this one screenshot of just
Speaker 2: like three tweets in a row that would like create
Speaker 2: it were insane. It was like from Trump and then
Speaker 2: Kanye and then uh it was like some other It
Speaker 2: was like outraging and you're like, damn, it really was
Speaker 2: like the state of Twitter. Yeah, I think it's like
Speaker 2: Kanye saying I love Hitler, and which is by the way,
Speaker 2: I don't know we're talking about this because it's notable
Speaker 2: kind of, but like that is just what Twitter is. Like,
Speaker 2: it's not really that surprising, you know. Yeah, Like I
Speaker 2: think he thinks it's more shocking than it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's pretty clear that his uh, because he
Speaker 1: already did his whole Hitler thing on Alex Jones.
Speaker 2: It was pretty that was way crazier.
Speaker 4: He was live, and he was wearing a mask. He
Speaker 4: was wearing some fucking weird mask.
Speaker 3: It was the first time he'd ever done anything like that,
Speaker 3: so so shocking this time. The only thing that was
Speaker 3: truly shocking was the length of his tirade. It went
Speaker 3: on for days for non stop, So I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: he probably just took short naps.
Speaker 2: He's not tween. Yeah, he's on some too mad ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was. It was like too mad, we got
Speaker 1: too mad, not live anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah he's dead ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's fucking with overwatched to left.
Speaker 4: I think he's still matchmaking.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think no one turned it off. Respect him, leave
Speaker 2: him in the queue.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he got his account block so many times.
Speaker 2: He's untraceable because there's so many accounts you don't know
Speaker 2: which ones are, you know, real, which sounds like the
Speaker 2: paradox of like if everybody, if everybody on on planet
Speaker 2: Earth got their information stolen, it would be as if
Speaker 2: nobody did, because there would be so much information to
Speaker 2: sift through that it would be virtually pointless.
Speaker 1: I would have to happen so bad. I want to
Speaker 1: see what people like I want, like people saying stuy
Speaker 1: revealed it be fucking hilarious, well, like hilarious people watching
Speaker 1: like fucking people fucking fucking butterfly like that.
Speaker 2: That was my discording. Think sorry, h if it came
Speaker 2: through it just that bothers me. I just wanted to.
Speaker 4: I wanted to point it out that was an error.
Speaker 2: But uh, I was of a conversation recently, uh like
Speaker 2: literally like two days ago about whether it likes so
Speaker 2: obviously Kanye's going crazy and he's obviously.
Speaker 1: Like canseled if you. I hate that term because it
Speaker 1: doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 2: He's not.
Speaker 1: I think he's done himself in this time that I actually.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: He's so rich already, like who it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: I think I think he's still rich enough to exist,
Speaker 1: but like, I think he's probably not.
Speaker 2: So I was thinking, like I was thinking about like
Speaker 2: the episode I was thinking about Has the Cards and
Speaker 2: Kevin Spacey, right, I was thinking about, like, man, they
Speaker 2: they kicked him off the show, and then the show tanked,
Speaker 2: and then everybody lost their jobs because the show failed
Speaker 2: because nobody wants to see fucking nobody wants to see
Speaker 2: that show. If Kevin Spacey's not on it, right, do
Speaker 2: you feel so okay? Follow me on it? Is it
Speaker 2: more ethical to fire him and then put all those
Speaker 2: people out of work than it is to be like,
Speaker 2: this guy fucked up. We're gonna have We're gonna keep
Speaker 2: doing the show, but every every time we do a
Speaker 2: press tour for the show, we're gonna bully the shit
Speaker 2: out of him the entire time, and we're gonna make
Speaker 2: it clear nobody likes working with him, and he's essentially
Speaker 2: a slave to the show.
Speaker 4: He has to work with a group of people who.
Speaker 2: Don't like him.
Speaker 4: He's gonna be like permanently abused.
Speaker 2: Every time we have to do like a press cycle,
Speaker 2: everybody beats up on him. And then the show can
Speaker 2: continue and then people can watch it, and then like
Speaker 2: those people can have sustained income and they don't have
Speaker 2: to lose their jobs.
Speaker 1: Oh cool, I like, I liked I liked the premise
Speaker 1: of that. I I think I like it too.
Speaker 3: See, you know what, I would have liked that for
Speaker 3: the Kevin Spacey situation, where because since it was such
Speaker 3: a blindsided thing right at this point, not for Kanye.
Speaker 2: I'm saying Kanye doesn't employ anybody, it doesn't effect yeah
Speaker 2: in that way.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I was just talking generally, Like to me,
Speaker 3: it has to be the scenario has to be like
Speaker 3: a blind sided thing. If they're safe, for example, if
Speaker 3: somebody escaped, like say, if Kevin Spacey escape the his
Speaker 3: cancelation or whatever, and and then House of Cards comes back,
Speaker 3: and then it turns out, you know, he gets exposed
Speaker 3: to something doing something even worse, and so I would
Speaker 3: be like all the people then let's say he not
Speaker 3: only did he you know what, make passes at a
Speaker 3: teenage boy or something, he like he he has like
Speaker 3: piles of teenage boy bodies in his basement or something, right,
Speaker 3: like he collects their asses, like they're all the asses
Speaker 3: are the freezer. He has an ice box full of
Speaker 3: teenage butts. I And so they that's such a brutal
Speaker 3: way to say fridge. So they though, yeah, but you know, well,
Speaker 3: you know we had an icebox, but it didn't have
Speaker 3: any teage butts in it, you know, But that she.
Speaker 2: Was crazy, like I remember seeing because icebox is just
Speaker 2: a freezer that like like.
Speaker 3: It's just like one of those freeze you know, you
Speaker 3: see him in restaurants all the time.
Speaker 1: It's a freezer like where you get ice cream from.
Speaker 7: Like essentially that's not the definition of ice box.
Speaker 1: But that's what they are though quite literally.
Speaker 2: But is an icebox the type of freezers that just
Speaker 2: like have ice around the edges.
Speaker 1: Well, it's it's what I'm talking about, basically, It's it's.
Speaker 3: It's an all it's all encompassing now because it literally
Speaker 3: used to be an icebox, right, I guess realism.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you just both ice it was an icebox.
Speaker 3: And then now it's just it's a freezer that looks
Speaker 3: like a fucking chest, especially.
Speaker 2: Because I remember, like my my aunt in the Bronx,
Speaker 2: she had a fridge and I was always fascinated by
Speaker 2: it because it was literally like the edges of the
Speaker 2: freezer freezer were ice, and I was like, this is
Speaker 2: so cool.
Speaker 1: Really, was it just like ice over or was it
Speaker 1: just I don't know if it was over.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It ain't come with ice. Well, I mean maybe you
Speaker 1: you install the ice after Yeah, I really, I genuinely
Speaker 1: like I didn't understand what You just play yourself out
Speaker 1: of it eventually.
Speaker 2: How does a freezer get iced over? Though?
Speaker 1: It just sensation moisture all that ship.
Speaker 2: I have not done anything to my free freezer at all.
Speaker 2: There's no ice.
Speaker 1: Well you know what I mean, I think it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it just I think that does happen.
Speaker 3: It just it does build up that like type of
Speaker 3: frosty glacier ship.
Speaker 1: You can you can chip out.
Speaker 2: Chip you can shimmit it. She must have had that
Speaker 2: fridge fridge for like fifty centuries, because I don't understand
Speaker 2: it was it was so small. Yeah, it was well,
Speaker 2: you could fit like very few things in there because
Speaker 2: there's so much of the freezer.
Speaker 1: Was just she just never like unplugged it and dumped
Speaker 1: the fucking excess water.
Speaker 2: I think, I think how.
Speaker 1: Much she does that. It's more wiss immediately plugs it
Speaker 1: back in.
Speaker 2: Well, dude, even I, even I look at it, I'm thinking, like, damn,
Speaker 2: I it's unplug it drained of water like.
Speaker 1: A hassle, a hassle.
Speaker 3: Just let it keep freezing it, Just let it. You
Speaker 3: can just keep in like one box of hot pockets.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it literally was. You could fit maybe a top
Speaker 4: of ice cream in there.
Speaker 2: And that was it. Very very practical, very worthy energy.
Speaker 1: How didn't get to that point were they? Was your
Speaker 1: aunt throwing water?
Speaker 2: I'm exaggerating.
Speaker 1: Then freeze bubbles? Of course, I blow bubbles into the
Speaker 1: freezing and close it, and the bubbles would freeze in
Speaker 1: the corner of the freezer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and them, and then I throw them at my
Speaker 2: parents and then they would would break in their eyes
Speaker 2: and they would send me to juvenile hall that I
Speaker 2: would spend five ten years. They would like they've done
Speaker 2: it more than Yeah, it was a couple did a
Speaker 2: lot of times.
Speaker 3: The point where your Dad started to suspect whether you're
Speaker 3: a viet Cong or not, what's going on?
Speaker 1: This guy keeps with a rifle. You don't speak ving themese?
Speaker 1: Do you are you going til bro? You would double agent.
Speaker 4: I haven't heard that in a long time.
Speaker 1: Listen to me, boy, what is this say?
Speaker 4: I have something written here about a plane?
Speaker 1: Yeah, another playe fault the guy that can't be it
Speaker 1: can't be true. Yesterday fell out.
Speaker 2: Man, we didn't even finish. Kanye, what are we doing?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, I remember, Like.
Speaker 1: There's like there's there's many of the Kanye arcs.
Speaker 2: It's it's the porn deep and far.
Speaker 3: The amount of ship that he did post because it
Speaker 3: was we're.
Speaker 1: A getting at it was clear that he was.
Speaker 3: It seemed like he was trying to actually get booted off,
Speaker 3: but it was it was pretty obviously since it's Elon's thing,
Speaker 3: he's not gonna do it. And I think Kanye didn't
Speaker 3: understand that because it started posting. He was saying the
Speaker 3: most egregious stuff I ever. Like, he did say thing
Speaker 3: one thing that probably I didn't know.
Speaker 2: That's all.
Speaker 4: I saw something that that might not be I don't know.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that.
Speaker 3: But to me, it would if our Elon, I would
Speaker 3: I would like you could still just kind of even
Speaker 3: though he's the one that brought him up.
Speaker 2: He literally texted him to come back on the platform.
Speaker 3: H Like Elon reached out to uh to Kanye, hello,
Speaker 3: ye yeah, hey, come on up.
Speaker 2: You are you're a Nazi and I would really love
Speaker 2: to have you on my platform. I really love I
Speaker 2: really love you guys.
Speaker 3: I really love you guys. I mean he's proved it,
Speaker 3: so yeah yeah, so uh yeah he.
Speaker 2: Was doing that. He put hardcore porn on.
Speaker 1: He said that.
Speaker 3: One thing that was funny. He was saying, Uh, what
Speaker 3: was it like? Being what you said being fat is?
Speaker 1: Uh? What did he say it was? Is this is
Speaker 1: sexual assault?
Speaker 3: Because like because like when I see you like I'm
Speaker 3: sexually assaulted or something.
Speaker 1: Did you see that tweet?
Speaker 2: I did not. I haven't seen any of them. Oh
Speaker 2: he's I just I haven't been on Twitter. I just
Speaker 2: saw screenshots of all of them.
Speaker 1: Actually, do you have all of them? I have some
Speaker 1: of them them. Let me see.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna yeah read them on. Let's get let's get
Speaker 2: a little taste. You get little book club going.
Speaker 1: A little book club?
Speaker 2: Couldn't you theoretic. That is insane. That looks like code,
Speaker 2: that looks like someone programming. That's so much read some
Speaker 2: of these Yeah.
Speaker 8: Sexual Oh, white people are racist. Jewish people actually hate
Speaker 8: white people would use black people. I hate the way
Speaker 8: rappers dress. I hate rappers. Smiley face, smiley face, smiley face.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 4: I changed my mind when I.
Speaker 8: Feel like it, I mean fair.
Speaker 2: What is what Elon stole my Nazi swag at the inauguration? Yo,
Speaker 2: my guy, get your own third rail.
Speaker 1: I mean, let me, let me, let me cut in
Speaker 1: real quick.
Speaker 3: This is what he said about They said fat bitches
Speaker 3: are sex offenders. I see them and I'm sexually offended.
Speaker 3: And making lingerie for fat bitches is like giving knives
Speaker 3: to little kids. They gonna hurt somebody. If you find
Speaker 3: yourself in a fat bitch pussy, just remember it's because
Speaker 3: you're broke.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, dude, that's like a tight five.
Speaker 4: That sounds like a bit. Actually that's structured like stand up.
Speaker 2: And that's why I was like, what the hell? Hitler
Speaker 2: was so fresh?
Speaker 4: Let him look, he's the fresh Prince of Berlin.
Speaker 1: There's the fresh Prince Austria.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to find the ones that where's is of
Speaker 3: course another slavery is a choice. Remember when he was
Speaker 3: on uh oh yeah TMZ when he said that and
Speaker 3: then that one of the teams guys got like really
Speaker 3: fucking mad at him.
Speaker 2: That was damn. That was a while ago.
Speaker 1: I was probably No, that's more than that.
Speaker 2: When you said slavery is a choice, I think I was.
Speaker 2: That was before, that was before I moved to California.
Speaker 1: I don't think that.
Speaker 2: I don't think that's true he said slavery's a choice.
Speaker 1: I thought think it was on TMZ. I think that
Speaker 1: was because I think that was that was before.
Speaker 2: It was like maybe weeks fifteen fifteen.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, look it up.
Speaker 4: It might be twenty fifteen.
Speaker 2: But like I'm saying that, that's not that much longer
Speaker 2: before you moved here, Like you're saying it like it
Speaker 2: was like twenty twelve or something.
Speaker 3: So six years ago on TMZ, really are Yeah? Sure, Yes,
Speaker 3: I made a video about it. Oh really yeah, Okay, so.
Speaker 2: That makes sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I made a videobo six week really yeah when.
Speaker 3: He was on TMZ for sure, because I remember making
Speaker 3: a video because I was not I wasn't popping before
Speaker 3: you move, you say you moved to in fifteen, twenty sixteen,
Speaker 3: twenty sixteen, Yeah, my channel on popped yet, like it
Speaker 3: was the he he went in the first thing he
Speaker 3: said was something about one of his shows.
Speaker 1: He said he liked Trump in twenty sixteen.
Speaker 3: That was his first sign of him being like what
Speaker 3: the fuck's going on and seeing all these people like
Speaker 3: what the fuck at the show?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then uh, I do remember that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it couldn't be guess eighteen.
Speaker 1: I guess, I guess I'm wrong, and he's just like
Speaker 1: he did some fuckery before I moved out here.
Speaker 2: No, he was always well, to be fair, he's always
Speaker 2: been doing fuckerr.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but he wasn't doing no Trump stuff because Trump
Speaker 3: stuff didn't happen until post twenty sixteen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I had a tweet from like two thousand
Speaker 2: and nine or I was like, Kanye is a dude.
Speaker 2: I just retweeted it.
Speaker 1: What did Mama's like jacket? What a dumb piece of
Speaker 1: shit knit? And I was like, whoa, why would he
Speaker 1: say that?
Speaker 2: Why would McCain while they were debating.
Speaker 3: John McCain, you are a dumb piece of ship hard
Speaker 3: er anyway, I have to stay harder because we're on
Speaker 3: the grandest of stages.
Speaker 2: The grand stages. This is Madison Square Guarden. Obama versus
Speaker 2: McCain at Madison Square Garden would have gone hard.
Speaker 1: That would have dude, O God, I long for those.
Speaker 3: It's so fucked up that I long for those das
Speaker 3: I longed for even Romney when it was Obamney, when
Speaker 3: we were like motherfuckers, because I saw Obama was like, yo,
Speaker 3: I want to give you guys some health care like
Speaker 3: he was president. I'm my cool and he's like, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna just steal this niggas plan like from Romney's plan.
Speaker 3: From I was like, wait, what what are we doing
Speaker 3: like or Connecticut or whatever. And I was just like, dude,
Speaker 3: this isn't That's not Jesus, that's not what we want.
Speaker 3: Wasn't Massachusetts Connecticut?
Speaker 4: No's he was massa juestus.
Speaker 2: It's forgive me.
Speaker 1: It's it sounds it's all the same, Like it's so
Speaker 1: similar to me, like in that region, Connecticut and Massachusetts
Speaker 1: are the same.
Speaker 2: It's it feels. I was like, whatever, there's some people
Speaker 2: getting mad.
Speaker 1: I don't care. Yeah, that's too MDV and on what
Speaker 1: you go to the tri state are just so close
Speaker 1: to each other.
Speaker 3: It's like whatever, dude, yeah, like it might as well.
Speaker 3: Like I feel like Trump's going to make it all
Speaker 3: one fucking state. At a certain point, He's like, this
Speaker 3: is all confusing. What the hell is a Delaware? Just
Speaker 3: just put it, mash.
Speaker 1: It all together.
Speaker 2: They'll never get rid of Delaware.
Speaker 1: Why Delaware is like where oh the tax haven.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's where everybody's business is, right, Yeah, that is
Speaker 2: very true. What I was thinking about doing my thing.
Speaker 1: I hadn't done it.
Speaker 3: I'm still just a sole proprietor. But uh yeah, I
Speaker 3: was just like, oh, yeah, don't. I've never stepped foot
Speaker 3: in Delaware, but let's do it. I fuck, I hate
Speaker 3: rich people, man, it pisses me off so much. But
Speaker 3: I mean, at least regular people can kind of take
Speaker 3: advantage a little bit.
Speaker 2: At least there's that.
Speaker 3: At least they're not swatting us out, like if we
Speaker 3: wanted to do that ship, sure, But I just hate
Speaker 3: that life is stupid, fucking losing.
Speaker 2: Delaware really only exists for that reason, Like it's so small, Like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck are you doing? It's a city.
Speaker 1: It's a large city anyway. He finally, uh he he left.
Speaker 2: He left, he.
Speaker 3: He uh suspended his own account or he deactivated it,
Speaker 3: so he left.
Speaker 2: He didn't get up.
Speaker 3: He didn't get suspended because he did everything to try
Speaker 3: to get suspended. He's like, all right, I guess I'm done.
Speaker 3: This was fun guys. Uh he paid for ad space
Speaker 3: on the super Bowl, but regional the same thing that
Speaker 3: happened with like r K Junior where he had a
Speaker 3: super Bowl ad because I was like, why the fuck
Speaker 3: is r K Junior on the Super Bowl? Why are
Speaker 3: they bringing this ship on? And so his regional one
Speaker 3: was fucking it actually was funny, like so it's just
Speaker 3: him long vertical, he's at the bottom of the screen,
Speaker 3: you know, so there's this much space and he's like, oh, well,
Speaker 3: so you know, I spent all my money on these teeth,
Speaker 3: so this is uh the ad And he was like.
Speaker 1: He says, like four times, go to uz dot com.
Speaker 2: And then that's it.
Speaker 1: And it's just like dot com easy, go to easy
Speaker 1: dot com and go there, you go there, you.
Speaker 3: Click on it and then it's just shirt small in
Speaker 3: the corner is a h h like oh one or
Speaker 3: HH one or whatever. It's just the shirt white tea
Speaker 3: with a fucking swastik on it. The funny thing is
Speaker 3: it's so small on the website too. It's like that
Speaker 3: is so crazy.
Speaker 1: It's just selling, and I think they're they're cheap. They're
Speaker 1: relatively cheap because nobody usually he sells, just like he
Speaker 1: used to sell just plain white teeth for like and
Speaker 1: so like relatively I mean I literally thought about seeing
Speaker 1: if I could buy one. I didn't do it, but
Speaker 1: like it was so cheap that I was like, my
Speaker 1: friend said it to me, shod me a screenshot of
Speaker 1: like it on shopify or whatever, and I was like,
Speaker 1: that's I think it was like twenty or thirty dollars
Speaker 1: or something like that, and.
Speaker 3: I was like, I kind of that's not cheap. I mean,
Speaker 3: comparative all over it. I mean, who sells shirts for
Speaker 3: It's not even.
Speaker 2: Saying like it would be like uncharacteristically cheap that yeah,
Speaker 2: point that's like losing but that's like that's that's the
Speaker 2: price of like a good shirt.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, well it's the like at cost if
Speaker 3: you're buying, you know, that's like there's no profit, it's
Speaker 3: no problem you're.
Speaker 2: Selling a shirt of ten dollars. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So he's so who's gonna do that exactly like me?
Speaker 3: Like I would sell I sold like fine like tribling
Speaker 3: shirts for like twenty bucks, and I would profit like
Speaker 3: three dollars, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, But I was doing it just because, like I
Speaker 3: just I wasn't really trying to make money off of
Speaker 3: merch at that time. When when I was doing YouTube,
Speaker 3: it was just more of like I want people to
Speaker 3: wear my shit and see where it ends up.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: And then I saw like, even though I don't like
Speaker 3: Adam Corolla, there's like a picture of Adam Corole with
Speaker 3: my stupid fucking like zombie merch, and I'm like, that's ridiculous,
Speaker 3: that real. Yeah what yeah, some fucking guy like uh,
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, like I I ran into Adam Corolla.
Speaker 3: I don't fucking know where the fuck they were at,
Speaker 3: but like there's this guy with Adam Coroll and I
Speaker 3: was like, that's so weird.
Speaker 2: That's so weird.
Speaker 3: I used to like Adam Corolla, but then he turned
Speaker 3: into like it's like Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Crola, there's
Speaker 3: completely made a deal, like we're gonna go complete parallel.
Speaker 1: Like complete opposites.
Speaker 3: It is interesting because it's like all what he would
Speaker 3: Jimmy Kimmel would cry every time like a mat shooting
Speaker 3: would happen or something, which I'm like, you can't like sure,
Speaker 3: you know I I have a hard time believing you're
Speaker 3: not hardened.
Speaker 2: Yet, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: I don't know how you couldn't be.
Speaker 1: At this point, like how are you still crying about that?
Speaker 2: Like I don't want to.
Speaker 3: I don't want to say that it's not real because
Speaker 3: maybe he's just that much of a vagina.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's true. Maybe maybe damn I try to keep
Speaker 2: his straight face.
Speaker 1: Damn it, maybe it's true.
Speaker 3: But yeah, And then Adam Crohll was like, I want
Speaker 3: this conservative show. I forgot which is what it's called.
Speaker 3: It's something whatever, it's the gym teacher or something. Is like, ah,
Speaker 3: I'm a oh, yeah, I don't remember when.
Speaker 1: It's like mister mister, so yeah, that's it. That's it,
Speaker 1: that's it. That's it's a.
Speaker 4: Guy he's you're thinking of. I know exactly you're thinking of.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Rob Schneider.
Speaker 1: Rob Schneider was worst show ever. And I was like,
Speaker 1: Rob Schneider, fucking kill yourself, die, Rob.
Speaker 2: I love that his daughter doesn't like him.
Speaker 3: That's great. I mean like it's yeah, she's an artist,
Speaker 3: of course, Like back to what he's doing el king?
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, is it l or Ellie?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just assume you're kidding. Yeah, we've had this conversation.
Speaker 2: We've definitely had this. I just had a flash back
Speaker 2: and hit me really hard.
Speaker 1: We're not doing this again. Yeah, and nose anyway, Uh yeah,
Speaker 1: that I's so crazy weekend. God damn it, I'm so
Speaker 1: I'm I'm so exhausted by that. Just the the the easy.
Speaker 2: I am a loser.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm just going to pander the right and now
Speaker 3: I have a cloud. I'm so tired of that.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 1: I'm so they're all there. All there's a porn star.
Speaker 1: I like that turned into our right wing pits horn star.
Speaker 1: And I was like, come on, you just you're titched.
Speaker 1: You're popular. I don't understand your a Mercedes Carrera.
Speaker 3: Oh God, that was because she like it was like
Speaker 3: abusive her kid or somewhere crazy.
Speaker 2: Some porn star that I met a long time.
Speaker 1: She was a porn star that was involved in like
Speaker 1: the culture war.
Speaker 2: She she did like a thing with Milo I think
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 1: I don't yeah, not like a video like Mercedes Carrera
Speaker 1: was say some older latina.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I never I never met her anything, but I
Speaker 3: saw her like in like I remember person Google hangouts.
Speaker 2: Oh you did, Yeah, I can't remember where why. It
Speaker 2: was like a complete random happens. It's like yeah, and
Speaker 2: then and then and then she went crazy and they
Speaker 2: got her.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw in a bunch of Google hangouts like
Speaker 3: back when Google and which I kind of missed because
Speaker 3: it was very easy to just like bring people onto
Speaker 3: your stream or your your your your whatever you were doing,
Speaker 3: like it really was.
Speaker 2: It made it a lot. It was so much easier.
Speaker 2: This is kind of way more annoying.
Speaker 3: It is, actually it's it's it's a lot more because
Speaker 3: you gotta like, you gotta go out of your way.
Speaker 2: Everytime I think about like maybe having like because I
Speaker 2: would love to have like to on stream, have people
Speaker 2: come on, especially if they like disagree, because I would
Speaker 2: love to not even just to debate necessarily, but it
Speaker 2: would be fun to just talk to the fucking idiots. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I really did want to go on Timpoole's show, but
Speaker 2: then just I don't know, like eat a tub of
Speaker 2: ice cream the entire time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I felt like they wouldn't air it.
Speaker 3: I do regret they are everything. Actually when when when
Speaker 3: when timpoole, but I.
Speaker 2: Would have like spit up on their microphone and all
Speaker 2: sorts of oh, well, yeah, I guess I would have
Speaker 2: genuinely damaged their operation.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So if it was yeah, but then it's like, well,
Speaker 3: then why were you actually there just to tell the
Speaker 3: story because they're not going to show it.
Speaker 4: I would have like someone else filming or something.
Speaker 2: Oh that would be cool, but that'd be cool. I
Speaker 2: do regret.
Speaker 3: I kind of do regret not doing that because I
Speaker 3: think about it every once in a while.
Speaker 2: When he offered me to go on that was when
Speaker 2: he didn't know that I hated him.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's what he somehow his I just I
Speaker 1: can't get over.
Speaker 2: I know I've said this word.
Speaker 1: There's probably a lot of new listeners since then.
Speaker 3: When I made a song, so he released a song,
Speaker 3: a clip of a song that was so fucking cringe,
Speaker 3: and I said I'm gonna write. So this was on
Speaker 3: a Tuesday, he released it, and then he said the
Speaker 3: song's dropping on Friday, and I said, I'm gonna write, record,
Speaker 3: and release a song in three days. That's gonna be
Speaker 3: better than that shit. So I did that, and way
Speaker 3: it was gonna have the same name called the Only
Speaker 3: Ever Wanted. Yeah, So I put it out and then
Speaker 3: I said, just to like bait people in to make sure.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, the song's inspired by Tim, which
Speaker 3: is literally true, and it's like inspired, it's inspired, which
Speaker 3: if you, if you, if you're an artist, you write,
Speaker 3: you know what inspired means, right, inspiration.
Speaker 1: It's not side of homage. It doesn't mean it's.
Speaker 3: A it's a cover or whatever. But whatever Tempole's dumbass
Speaker 3: fans thought it was a fucking cover. It's not even
Speaker 3: the same lyrics, it's not even remotely the same.
Speaker 4: It's a great cover, dude, I swear different.
Speaker 1: I couldn't. I was, I couldn't. I couldn't fucking believe it.
Speaker 2: But it got to the point his own unique twist
Speaker 2: on this cover.
Speaker 3: Somebody send it to uh A super chat to Tim
Speaker 3: on his dumbass podcast and they said, uh.
Speaker 1: Hey, did you check out Derek's cover of your song?
Speaker 3: And then Tim said, oh, no, I heard that he
Speaker 3: did it, but I haven't I've listened to it yet.
Speaker 3: That's pretty cool, and he's like, we should get him
Speaker 3: on the show, and that's when he fucking followed me
Speaker 3: and d and I was like, I can't fuck it.
Speaker 4: That's so funny because I wasn't even that long ago.
Speaker 1: That wasn't that was like something that was like two
Speaker 1: years ago is hilarious.
Speaker 2: And I was like, I can't.
Speaker 1: Believe this, and I was I was debating with Jojo.
Speaker 1: I'm like, should I fucking do it?
Speaker 2: Dude? Like should I?
Speaker 3: Because but then I just thought like, what, what is
Speaker 3: Is there a real point other than just being a
Speaker 3: lampooning do I? But now, in hindsight, I'm like, well, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's would have been the only point that would have
Speaker 3: been funny. I guess at the time, maybe I just
Speaker 3: wasn't really feeling like, uh yeah, I just I guess
Speaker 3: at the time, I was just not in the right
Speaker 3: headspace to be like, oh, let's go fly to a
Speaker 3: West Virginia funk with Tim.
Speaker 2: But now completely I wish I'm laughing so much as
Speaker 2: the idea of you guys going there and it's caught
Speaker 2: a fucking scene. Yeah, funny, just like legitimately shitting in
Speaker 2: the middle of the hallway you know, like my thought
Speaker 2: was that like I would wear I would want to
Speaker 2: wear squibs.
Speaker 1: You know, yeah, of course that's insane And to what
Speaker 1: howl would you execute it?
Speaker 2: I wasn't.
Speaker 4: I never thought too deeply about it.
Speaker 2: I just I just thought the idea of just like
Speaker 2: pretending to get shot to having it look realistic. So
Speaker 2: you get the.
Speaker 1: Gun app just and so you hear the gun sound. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's the gun app. Do you remember I gun?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 4: That beer, the beer.
Speaker 7: And like talking cat classic diph Have you ever done
Speaker 7: the if you ever walked into like a really old
Speaker 7: person with like the that app with the beer and
Speaker 7: drank it and then why them have a fucking cardiac
Speaker 7: arrest episode?
Speaker 1: No, Like they fall back and she blood out of
Speaker 1: their ears.
Speaker 2: They fall back, you blow their ears, cry semen, they
Speaker 2: fall back, babies, It's like, what the dude? They can't
Speaker 2: it's it's crazy they started. They really can't comprehend it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it blows their minds. Old people are funny in that way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's like I always called back to where the
Speaker 3: first when my mom saw my mom and Apartner saw
Speaker 3: me playing Resonable five and they were so.
Speaker 4: Like, it looks so real.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I always called I think.
Speaker 1: About that so often about just no it doesn't.
Speaker 2: It looks good, but you're playing fucking fib ribbon and
Speaker 2: they're like, how are they're doing.
Speaker 3: It?
Speaker 2: Such a fond memory for me because it just got
Speaker 2: SRB rated. Real, there's an SRB rating so excited I
Speaker 2: think in some other region, but generally, like if something
Speaker 2: gets SRB rated, it's like it's pretty clear indication that
Speaker 2: it's coming in. I mean, I don't know if it's
Speaker 2: a remake. I actually think it might just be a
Speaker 2: I think it might just be a port but uh,
Speaker 2: a port to what what do you mean it's already
Speaker 2: poorted everywhere?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh well well maybe yeah.
Speaker 2: Where's it not on?
Speaker 4: I guess I did.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I just kind of assume it was stuck on three
Speaker 4: sixteen years?
Speaker 1: No, no, I bled the ship out of a residue for
Speaker 1: five gold the gold edition on unsteamed.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, well maybe yeah. I guess
Speaker 2: it's a remake. The only the only bad thing is
Speaker 2: the sometimes I feel stupid. Soon though, when was the
Speaker 2: reside before you?
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, it's not soon if it comes on twenty
Speaker 1: twenty six.
Speaker 4: Oh it's good.
Speaker 2: Well no what SRB Oh you mean you think it's
Speaker 2: gonna come on? Fall ESRB tends to be a lot closer.
Speaker 2: There's there's very few games that like have an ESRB rating,
Speaker 2: and it's like a long time before they come out. Okay,
Speaker 2: it's usually like the last step before like a game
Speaker 2: gets So I was thinking that might be.
Speaker 1: I was thinking. I was thinking, uh, wow, that you
Speaker 1: you're thinking.
Speaker 3: I mean if it was twenty twenty six, but I'm
Speaker 3: going off of your knowledge, so that would make me winter.
Speaker 4: So yeah, I look, Scott, it's not perfect.
Speaker 2: We have sometime sometimes sometimes things sunk up, but more
Speaker 2: time like Hollow Night s RB rated and that I
Speaker 2: have a friend that that's an anomaly.
Speaker 1: That's song, that game is done, Silk Song has exact conversation.
Speaker 3: Did and I still I still want more information on
Speaker 3: So if it is done, why what's going on?
Speaker 1: So that's what the information. Someone's dick is getting sucked.
Speaker 1: There's some sort of stip. They probably lost the rights
Speaker 1: to Hollow Night. Can you imagine I don't have the
Speaker 1: rights anymore, like we don't have the Okay, someone got there.
Speaker 1: He like he like was getting his dick sucked and
Speaker 1: they signed over the rights to the person like, oh,
Speaker 1: this feels so good. Here's the rights to Hollow Night. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it is fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: I don't you spent six years working on something and
Speaker 2: did you get your dick sucked and handed over to something?
Speaker 2: You know exactly?
Speaker 3: The girl just like, I don't know what this will happen.
Speaker 3: He got a prostitute. This is exactly happened. He got
Speaker 3: a prostitute. And like he was like, like they obviously
Speaker 3: everything's done with condoms and stuff, of course, and he's
Speaker 3: like he's like, she's going to town in him. And
Speaker 3: she was like, hey, for this much more, I'll you
Speaker 3: can take the condom off and you could bust in
Speaker 3: my mouth.
Speaker 2: And he was like, uh, you know, he didn't have
Speaker 2: any money. He was like, here's hollow Night. He's silk.
Speaker 1: He writes it so fast.
Speaker 2: It looks like a fucking hostage note because it's so quick.
Speaker 2: He wrote it so fast, just the rights of Silk Song.
Speaker 1: Oh. And then and then immediately he's like, fuck, what
Speaker 1: if I.
Speaker 2: More gons the rest of all?
Speaker 4: And I don't know, I don't know how to do anything.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I guess I'll ask the computer about this. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: that's Siri. What should I do?
Speaker 2: And series and series like it just gives her like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, fucking Bill Cosby stand up or something
Speaker 2: because it's usefuln.
Speaker 1: And so she's like, I guess I just won't do anything.
Speaker 1: He puts in a file cabinet and it's just sitting there.
Speaker 1: It's just sitting there. Dude, legally do anything about it.
Speaker 1: And like everyone the team is like, hey, what's going on?
Speaker 2: He won't tell you.
Speaker 9: He can't tell.
Speaker 2: It's so embarrassing. It would have ruined everyone's lives. It's
Speaker 2: just like, guys, brand new announcement. We're restarting silk song.
Speaker 2: We're calling it empty.
Speaker 10: Soldier, Empty Soldiers, calling an empty soldier thread tune, red
Speaker 10: thread tune, thread thread tune.
Speaker 2: I love that the soldier thread tune, empty soldier thread
Speaker 2: And everybody's like why and then and then they're like,
Speaker 2: just trust us. It has to be this way. This
Speaker 2: is It's just how it has to be. It'll be
Speaker 2: another six years.
Speaker 3: Look, man, I mean, look, I feel like we're not
Speaker 3: that far off. Yeah, because what's the deal. Yeah you
Speaker 3: you he have a lot of insider information. Uh, what
Speaker 3: do you think could possibly make something like say, say
Speaker 3: if if if going off the information has the game
Speaker 3: is done?
Speaker 2: Do you have any theory theory craft? I genuinely have
Speaker 2: no fucking idea. My assumption maybe it's like they're there's
Speaker 2: like maybe a feature creep thing, or like maybe they're
Speaker 2: just like it's good, but like everybody's exped It's almost
Speaker 2: like the hype has been built up so much that
Speaker 2: like what they have is good, but they feel like
Speaker 2: maybe it won't be good enough, so like maybe they're
Speaker 2: adding shit to it, or maybe they're like fucking polishing
Speaker 2: every fucking inch of it. I it's an anomaly. I
Speaker 2: have no It's insane that it's taken this long after
Speaker 2: the SRB rating. It's weird.
Speaker 3: Do you think that's what's going on with the Sasquat Shadows,
Speaker 3: Like it's like done, but like they're all.
Speaker 2: Shitting I think so. My assumption is that a Sessage
Speaker 2: Shadows is just not exactly where they would need it
Speaker 2: to be, and they can't fuck up Assassin's Creed like
Speaker 2: it's especially now after like the Star Wars game that
Speaker 2: they're working on failed after like the fact that there's
Speaker 2: like the USPS is going through a bunch of weird shit. Internally,
Speaker 2: they're like, Assassin's Creed needs to hit, and of course
Speaker 2: it won't.
Speaker 3: I feel kind of bad because I'm confident that the
Speaker 3: game's gonna be like solid.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: However, I'm seeing people who have no skin in the
Speaker 3: culture war game shit saying like, well, they're like they're
Speaker 3: playing it, and they're like, you know, just doesn't feel
Speaker 3: like as good as something like Ghosts.
Speaker 2: And the problem is that that sucks because again.
Speaker 3: I think that, like, I think that's a little bit unfair,
Speaker 3: only because of course it's gonna happen with other souls
Speaker 3: like games, but also I'm like, that's not necessarily.
Speaker 2: How you should really grade it.
Speaker 3: If meaning like say, because nothing's gonna be Dark Soul
Speaker 3: or nothing Elden rings, So if like say, what's that fucking.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Lies.
Speaker 11: Of Penis, Like Lies of Penis, you're gonna be like
Speaker 11: it's soul, but you're not necessarily being like, oh, you're
Speaker 11: grading it on does it is it as fun as
Speaker 11: Dark Souls or something?
Speaker 2: Right, it's it's doing. He's proud of himself, He's proud
Speaker 2: of Liza Penis. That is insane.
Speaker 3: Which is why is that I don't even know why
Speaker 3: it's never came up in my brain last night.
Speaker 1: But like, also this is fucking making me giddy. The
Speaker 1: idea of thinking Eliza Penis being the game for real
Speaker 1: is this lies of p We don't know what the piece.
Speaker 1: You don't know what the piece, like they like to
Speaker 1: them it's lies of Penis, but like it's their little secret,
Speaker 1: like they'll never know, never know. They think they think
Speaker 1: it's something more obviously. You think it's something obviousis in fact, if.
Speaker 2: You look at the overhead of the map, it's a
Speaker 2: big dick.
Speaker 1: That's fucking awesome.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 3: That's the type of like real like subship that I
Speaker 3: would love. Like you're like, oh, that sounded fake. The
Speaker 3: video essays sounded.
Speaker 2: Like he was spitting bullshit but it was real, or
Speaker 2: like all the enemies or like every sound effect is
Speaker 2: actually just like a remix of come hitting a picture
Speaker 2: of their ex wife.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: They actually that's the They got real folly of that ship.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they got real, and then they just remixed it.
Speaker 1: They just tweaked it.
Speaker 2: You know how people they're like, you know, people take
Speaker 2: spoons and they like hit a fucking can and then
Speaker 2: they turn it into fucking songs. Yeah, why not? Why
Speaker 2: couldn't you turn like this out of comes loosely splatting
Speaker 2: on and turn into a gunshot or like a sword swish?
Speaker 2: So do you know that there is there is the.
Speaker 3: Uh therefore lies a penis.
Speaker 2: But yeah, the Assassin's Create is fucked unfortunately. I just
Speaker 2: I look, there's an issue with that game too that
Speaker 2: apparently like uh, I don't know, apparently the parts of it.
Speaker 2: So it's split in half. There's like two campaigns. It's
Speaker 2: like the Samurai and then the Ninja.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's not interwoven, but like them isn't like resid
Speaker 3: Eval six, where there's like different campaigns but they also
Speaker 3: kind of intertwine.
Speaker 2: My assumption basically, I thought it was you you pick
Speaker 2: one and you play it. But I don't know.
Speaker 1: I could be wrong.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I've consumed very minimal.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm trying to just stay completely away from it
Speaker 3: so I can have an objective like feel.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so like I'm looking at him like and apparently
Speaker 2: from when I've heard, it's like, yeah, the the ninja
Speaker 2: stuff is great, but then like having play as the
Speaker 2: samurai sucks, which is unfortunate because it's yaske. So it's like,
Speaker 2: I'm sure people are gonna be like, the black Eye sucks,
Speaker 2: but it's it sucks because he's heavy and like you
Speaker 2: can't do what you you can't do what you would
Speaker 2: typically do in an Assassin's Creed game with him, and
Speaker 2: you're a lot more limited, and so that's kind of
Speaker 2: like frustrating, and I could see that being a problem.
Speaker 1: Actually that's interesting, but like.
Speaker 3: I it probably won't be much of an issue for
Speaker 3: me since since I've played like all of them and say,
Speaker 3: like if you even though I didn't, I didn't like
Speaker 3: the mechanics of Valhalla, Like the the gameplay itself was fine.
Speaker 3: I didn't that wasn't the problem, like say, like the
Speaker 3: combat and shit, But I haven't felt like an assassin
Speaker 3: in a long time, is what it was.
Speaker 2: What I'm saying, even.
Speaker 3: Origins, Odyssey, Valhalla, I've not felt like an assassin. But
Speaker 3: that's the thing I think, Like she, so now that
Speaker 3: you have an assassin, I think like to me, I
Speaker 3: would be like, oh, it's cool that I have an assassin.
Speaker 3: I don't if I have another character, I don't want
Speaker 3: them to feel like an assassin, I guess, is what
Speaker 3: I'm saying. Yeah, Like I'm like, why would I want
Speaker 3: the same thing and two characters.
Speaker 4: I guess to me it would be like, you're right.
Speaker 2: But it's also kind of like the Gotta War thing
Speaker 2: where it's just like either trace lance or he doesn't Yet.
Speaker 2: A lot of people are gonna be like, maybe this
Speaker 2: is I don't know if this lands, but it's kind of.
Speaker 3: The reverse issue in that thing, like it's the same thing. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's just exactly Yeah, it's just the opposite.
Speaker 1: That's funny.
Speaker 2: It is funny. Yeah, but I don't know. There's so
Speaker 2: many Like I'm looking at Kingdom Come Deliverance right now,
Speaker 2: you can come too.
Speaker 1: Out comes out this Friday? What out come out this Friday?
Speaker 4: It doesn't really Oh I don't have time for Kingdom
Speaker 4: Come then?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah it is in February almost friday.
Speaker 4: I heard i'n't heard really good things about it.
Speaker 2: I still I still have not I have had Kingdom
Speaker 2: Come for.
Speaker 1: A million years and I still haven't picked it up yet.
Speaker 2: I know. I'm just like, apparently the second is way
Speaker 2: better though, Like so it's like, so maybe just go
Speaker 2: to the second one. The second, Yeah, I won't.
Speaker 1: It's but it's also like a very specific game too.
Speaker 1: Like I'm looking at I'm like, hmmm, this might be
Speaker 1: like I have to be in the mood for this.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I'm a little and I saw I
Speaker 3: saw some pretty cool footage of like a village beating
Speaker 3: the ship out of one thief that was like a
Speaker 3: bandit that was attagonizing you, and like he's antagonized, and
Speaker 3: then a whole village comes to starts beat the ship.
Speaker 1: I was like, what's happening. That's kind of cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so that game looks fun.
Speaker 2: Oh you know what I finished? Uh the other day
Speaker 2: for the first time, I finished Ani Musha. Oh you did? Yeah,
Speaker 2: cause I realized it was because I, you know, they
Speaker 2: now that's the new ship, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I should play it because I owned the PS four
Speaker 2: one ages ago.
Speaker 4: I played for four minutes and I was like, I.
Speaker 2: Don't know, four minutes, Holy shit, dude. I like, if
Speaker 2: I don't feel like if I'm not like grabs, immediately
Speaker 2: I'm off to something else.
Speaker 1: You fucking like just got some fucking you just like
Speaker 1: absorbed some orbits.
Speaker 2: No you know what it was? The camera switching. Oh.
Speaker 2: Like when I was playing it, I was like, I'm
Speaker 2: not about this right now, Like I had, like my
Speaker 2: tolerance was specifically low at that moment for the camera.
Speaker 2: This fixed camera. And now I'm like, oh, well they're
Speaker 2: gonna continue it. I guess I might as well. Also, yeah,
Speaker 2: there was no future prospects for that IP, so I
Speaker 2: was like, what the fuck am I gonna get invested
Speaker 2: in this for? But I played it, it was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's a short game, which is great. I love that
Speaker 2: it's short game. Uh, it's ridiculous. Also, I have no
Speaker 2: idea what the fuck's going up?
Speaker 1: Dude, fucking My favorite thing is voice.
Speaker 2: I think it's hilarious.
Speaker 1: It's great.
Speaker 3: Hideyoshi, who's a really important character in a feudal Japan,
Speaker 3: is basically like a fucking monkey in that. He's the
Speaker 3: guy that he's like, he's like Oda is like second
Speaker 3: in command in that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he grabs the.
Speaker 3: Kid and I'm like he's really important, and he's like, now,
Speaker 3: just some monkey.
Speaker 2: He's a guy.
Speaker 4: He's like a Saturday Morning cartoon.
Speaker 2: He's like, no, yeah, I'm gonna steal this child. It's
Speaker 2: so funny. I was like, that's great. But I liked it.
Speaker 4: I got I got irritated a couple of times.
Speaker 2: He's like, there's checkpoints where I'm just like the unskippable
Speaker 2: cutscenes where I'm like, brother, I don't need to see
Speaker 2: the setup of this every single time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but uh it's pretty good.
Speaker 1: I Yeah, I love that game.
Speaker 3: The I can't like so I'm assuming. So they announced
Speaker 3: the second one is gonna drop.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the second one is gonna so the third one
Speaker 2: will be interesting.
Speaker 3: The second one I don't. Personally, I don't care about
Speaker 3: the second one because it has nothing to do with
Speaker 3: some nosek and apparently the new ones.
Speaker 2: Uh so I was.
Speaker 4: Wrong when it the new new one Seminosk.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: So when I so, here's the thing, I almost feel
Speaker 3: like there might be some subversion because.
Speaker 2: When I looked at him, I was like, that looks
Speaker 2: like him.
Speaker 1: It looks like it looks like him to me.
Speaker 3: But the only thing I was thinking of So when
Speaker 3: the the a caaches got fucked in the field of Japan,
Speaker 3: samon Osk, he fled and changed his name.
Speaker 2: Oh so something like talk I forgot it? Yeah, like
Speaker 2: what like it was funny about like the first time
Speaker 2: he should like it? Ends with like that's that slide.
Speaker 2: It's almost like an Obsidian game where like it ends
Speaker 2: with like a slide like where it tells you like,
Speaker 2: this is what you did and what happened all the characters. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and they kind of like I don't know if they
Speaker 2: just had no confidence that this that the series would continue,
Speaker 2: but they're just like this character went on to live
Speaker 2: for this long and then she died, like what the fuck?
Speaker 4: And then like this character died in a war. Like
Speaker 4: that's a literal line from.
Speaker 2: The from the game. It's like this kid like, uh, whatever,
Speaker 2: first name here died in a war, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck.
Speaker 1: It's like they just gave him, they gave up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this one died in the war. This one, this one's gay.
Speaker 2: You beat me to it. Yeah, but yeah, I'm looking
Speaker 2: forward to playing the second one. Yeah, especially if it's
Speaker 2: uh that digestible. I like how I liked how short
Speaker 2: it was. There's an achievement in it for like beating
Speaker 2: an under three hours or something, which are those unscipable
Speaker 2: cut scenes is impossible. I don't know there is for
Speaker 2: three hours. I didn't know was that. Well, well you
Speaker 2: I guess you can like yeah, you can. I mean.
Speaker 4: It took me like seven or eight nine hours something
Speaker 4: like that.
Speaker 3: I used to speed run it actually, And then I
Speaker 3: think I actually mentioned this on the podcast that the
Speaker 3: last time I spreed ran it, I had a brain
Speaker 3: fart and the part where the water is filling up
Speaker 3: and you do have to do a puzzle, I just
Speaker 3: brain farted and lost, and I was like, oh, I
Speaker 3: never played it again until it got on Steam because
Speaker 3: it was just yes, I played one to two.
Speaker 2: Oh he never played Three was the one I heard
Speaker 2: I didn't want to play.
Speaker 1: Everybody talked about like people didn't like it, and I
Speaker 1: would say, I guess who said that. Also, this is
Speaker 1: also likes early two thousand, just like two thousand and
Speaker 1: five really came on. I think came out in four.
Speaker 1: I think three came out in four. I played them
Speaker 1: when I was definitely no older than like ten people.
Speaker 2: I didn't. I didn't finish them, but idn't like the
Speaker 2: French dude that's like a black sheepe that game.
Speaker 1: He had the coolest fucking weapon. That game was like
Speaker 1: had Ivy's fucking.
Speaker 2: Sword whip, Like, what the how do you not like that?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I guess they just didn't like John Rena.
Speaker 2: They probably didn't know who he was.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they were like, who the fuck is this guy?
Speaker 3: Like me, I was like, dude, I know, fucking John Reno.
Speaker 3: He's like he's like the well, he's just there was
Speaker 3: a French superstar actor, and so that's why they.
Speaker 1: It's funny that they even put him in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, I promise you, nobody in two thousand and
Speaker 2: four who was really into PS two Japanese samurai games
Speaker 2: knew who the Fuckjohn that guy was except for you.
Speaker 3: I was probably a very small like man like because
Speaker 3: I also I like to I like to read like
Speaker 3: I was, I was very in tune with, say the
Speaker 3: things that I was involved in or things that I
Speaker 3: really liked. I would try to gather as much information
Speaker 3: as possible to see like who's what and what's involved.
Speaker 3: Like say, when Tech and three came out, and then
Speaker 3: when they showed it was before we even got our
Speaker 3: hands on it. They were showing, oh, here's Eddie Gordo,
Speaker 3: here's his background, here's who he's inspired by. And I
Speaker 3: was like, oh, I can't wait. And then yeah, he
Speaker 3: was a fucking hit. But I guess uh yeah, people
Speaker 3: like the French guy. Probably also because he's he's kind
Speaker 3: of he's traditionally ugly, so I think, yeah, he looks
Speaker 3: very French, right, like when you look at him, you're
Speaker 3: like a bulldog.
Speaker 2: Kind of. Actually no, but I.
Speaker 1: Never seen he Just if you look at him, you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: this guy is you have?
Speaker 2: You have two choices.
Speaker 3: He's either extremely French or he's extremely Russian, Like there's
Speaker 3: no in between, Like he has like a face where
Speaker 3: he's like he's one from one of these two regions.
Speaker 2: He could be Slavic. He could be like a Slavic
Speaker 2: parents actually that were born in France.
Speaker 4: He looks like if he looks like if a brow
Speaker 4: could walk around.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a he was.
Speaker 3: Actually do you remember did you ever see that stupid
Speaker 3: movie called The Wait.
Speaker 2: Reach Chindler's List. Yeah, that's stupid.
Speaker 1: Movie, really stupid movie, Boy of the Stripe Pajamas, fucking
Speaker 1: dumb film. It was called something like the fuck Did
Speaker 1: I tell You Something?
Speaker 2: I also thought there was the lie, not that it
Speaker 2: was held in the purple crayon. But like when I
Speaker 2: first heard the Boy the Stripe Pajamas, I thought like,
Speaker 2: it's probably like a whimsical, dumb little story, and you.
Speaker 1: Get mad for Schindler's listening in the same thing. Schindler's
Speaker 1: List is not fucking I thought it was like fifty
Speaker 1: first X's or like sucking the.
Speaker 2: Little Black Book. We've explained this. The popularity of those
Speaker 2: two things are not even close. I swear on my
Speaker 2: life I believe this.
Speaker 1: Actually, I went to a girl's house and I was like,
Speaker 1: this is not what I thought it was gonna be.
Speaker 3: Anyway, a couple's retreat. You guys were of that movie
Speaker 3: at all? No, it was a movie with Vin fun
Speaker 3: She shows it right. No, oh, that's a different one.
Speaker 3: That's that's that's the freaking Sarah Marshall.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you do see it.
Speaker 1: You see a polaroid. You see a polaroid of her.
Speaker 2: Tits heavy, like it's a yeah.
Speaker 4: So it's you see them in sixty frames.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's yeah.
Speaker 3: This guy has like he owns a bar, and then
Speaker 3: all these bitches that flashy has all of the like
Speaker 3: he has like all these trophies right in his bathroom
Speaker 3: and then what's his face grabs him.
Speaker 2: He gets the shit kicked out of him. And behavior
Speaker 2: like back then was like treated as cool and it's
Speaker 2: so funny.
Speaker 3: It's completely disgusting the fact that like he has that,
Speaker 3: and then it's.
Speaker 2: Like there's like Revenge of the Nerds type movies are
Speaker 2: like look, we're peeping on winning.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, or the one I saw the is
Speaker 1: that porky.
Speaker 3: Where he has the the there's the hole in the
Speaker 3: in the shower and then like the fucking the one
Speaker 3: dude sticks his dick through it and then the I
Speaker 3: think the teacher one of those bitches like the bigger
Speaker 3: bitch who girls are all like, oh, what's going on
Speaker 3: and laughing and stuff, and then that bitch grabs his
Speaker 3: dick like like one of the authority ladies and he's
Speaker 3: like ohh and then it just goes on for way
Speaker 3: too long.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, I forgot. It was one of the events
Speaker 1: of the nerd movies where the girl he dresses up
Speaker 1: like okay, show but he dresses up. There was like
Speaker 1: Darth Vader and it's like I'm supposed to be the
Speaker 1: girl's boyfriend and he fucks her and it's like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, it was you.
Speaker 2: And it's like, oh there was a switcher roo. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: it's like literally rape. This is like notle that's amazing.
Speaker 2: It's kind of just like really okay, interesting time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, back.
Speaker 2: The eighties were crazy, man, Yeah, fucking crazy man, it's
Speaker 2: fucking that was the craziest ship Like I don't know,
Speaker 2: like the whole peep in and shas like look, teenage
Speaker 2: boys are gonna be fucking weird.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like literally rape big people. That's that's insane.
Speaker 2: That is fucking insane.
Speaker 1: That's that that actually is Oh my god, dude.
Speaker 2: And everyone's like you holl me your friends like you like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it just fucked someone. But I'll tell them bot was
Speaker 2: I know that they're yeah, I'm not gonna pretend like
Speaker 2: I was in high school looking down shirts and ship
Speaker 2: you as like I remember vividly. I think I stared,
Speaker 2: but I glanced, definitely made a mental notice like that's
Speaker 2: I definitely got that tits.
Speaker 1: But I wasn't like looking down people's shirts.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 3: I remember, I remember vividly one time in high school
Speaker 3: there's this girl like I imagine she must have gotten
Speaker 3: sent home because she had on a white T shirt
Speaker 3: that was like, oh, she had a white tee that
Speaker 3: was kind of see through, but she had a bra
Speaker 3: that did it was I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know, ladies, what is this bra.
Speaker 3: That only like covers the bottom of your tits? Essentially,
Speaker 3: it was like an undercover It was like propping them up,
Speaker 3: but like it did not cover her breast. So I
Speaker 3: was like, I can see her fucking nipples and I'm
Speaker 3: like I was, I was so like it was like yeah,
Speaker 3: it was. It's one of those things where you almost
Speaker 3: feel like like like I almost feel like I'm in trouble,
Speaker 3: you know, like yeah, and I'm like, bro, this is
Speaker 3: did anyone else tell youse me?
Speaker 2: I can't have a notice across the room.
Speaker 1: My name is Derek. I like metal, also organized religion.
Speaker 4: I like metal.
Speaker 2: Did you know about this UFC?
Speaker 1: I Strickland's pussy ass bitch? Oh my god, he's so
Speaker 1: maybe so mad he won.
Speaker 4: What are you talking about?
Speaker 3: Oh dude, Sean Strickland is a god in the UFC
Speaker 3: who long story short, a culture war pussy. He's another
Speaker 3: one of those people that realize I can get really
Speaker 3: popular by pretending to be like, oh, I'm all so
Speaker 3: he he used to be. Uh he's a renowned racist.
Speaker 3: He used to be a white supremacist as a teenager.
Speaker 2: Uh huh And so he.
Speaker 1: Grew he grew out of it.
Speaker 3: His dad raped him and beat the funk out of
Speaker 3: him back in the day, so he like, yeah.
Speaker 2: Like people people have been was it me? People?
Speaker 3: People haven't made fun of him because like he was
Speaker 3: such a loud mouth piece of ship and being like, oh,
Speaker 3: you're a cry baby pussy And he cried on a
Speaker 3: pot THEO Jan's podcast talking about his trauma of all
Speaker 3: places exactly, so everyone's like, uh, why are you fucking
Speaker 3: throwing stones in your fucking glasshouse? He fucking retard like
Speaker 3: like he it was one of those things. But anyway,
Speaker 3: he uh so he started leaning into a trans people
Speaker 3: aren't really He's like, oh, you would care if you're
Speaker 3: if you're if your son was gay, like to a
Speaker 3: reporter and he's like, yeah, I would have no problem
Speaker 3: with that. Well, you're not a fucking man, dude. He
Speaker 3: puts on this WWE like wrestler voice, and back in
Speaker 3: the day he used to have long hair, groomed eyebrows
Speaker 3: and hairless and used to be called Tarzan now shaved head.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, America, wam should belong in the kitchen.
Speaker 3: He's like one of those people. The only problem is
Speaker 3: there's a lot of retards that don't know that it's
Speaker 3: a gimmick. Unlike a guy named Cooby Coventon. Everyone understood
Speaker 3: it was a gimmick, but they still liked him anyway.
Speaker 3: This guy, they're a lot of them are too stupid
Speaker 3: to figure out as a gimmick because they're just stupid.
Speaker 3: And also of them there new fans and they've never
Speaker 3: seen him before. Long story short, he got the piss
Speaker 3: beat out of him over the weekend. He got his
Speaker 3: nose fucking busted. He fought like a complete pussy and
Speaker 3: it was just such a relief because I just I
Speaker 3: couldn't take any more, you know, Maga dubs, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean. Like, it's like because UFC is already
Speaker 3: a mega convention. Now it's it's been completely co opted.
Speaker 1: He comments on retweet Dude's post and that sweet. I
Speaker 1: was like, dude, he's been cooked for a.
Speaker 3: Long Oh, and Andrew Tate says something nice about is
Speaker 3: he because he's like, oh, you know, he he's lost
Speaker 3: a few times now and then long because he's washed.
Speaker 3: He's like I said, and Derek got mad at me
Speaker 3: for saying. I was like, well, he's just he's not washed.
Speaker 3: He's just he's just not like washing is different. Like
Speaker 3: when he fought he mov off the first round. He
Speaker 3: won that round. He looked really good. He's just not evolving.
Speaker 3: That's not what washed means.
Speaker 1: I think. I think if you no longer sorry, but
Speaker 1: watch might be the wrong pace. Watches to be rude
Speaker 1: and be meetful.
Speaker 2: It's just like.
Speaker 3: Incorrect if if some of my favorite fighters when they're
Speaker 3: washed or washed, but he's.
Speaker 1: Like I think, I think, is he's no longer going
Speaker 1: to be dominating. Well, I don't think. You don't think
Speaker 1: he didn't involve, He didn't evolve.
Speaker 3: He he was the champion and lapped the division twice
Speaker 3: as champion, and then people caught up to him.
Speaker 1: They were like we It got to the.
Speaker 3: Point where coaches were just training how to beat out
Speaker 3: of Sonia, like even before they even were gonna fight him.
Speaker 2: So then they figured him out.
Speaker 3: And his biggest disadvantage was out of Signya gained a
Speaker 3: lot of weight because people were getting beefier, people were
Speaker 3: getting them.
Speaker 1: So he wrestled up. He was up against what this name,
Speaker 1: I forgot his name, and he.
Speaker 3: Lost and he was a he was His main advantage
Speaker 3: was being elusive. He gained extra weight even like he's
Speaker 3: less elusive. People figured out it just happens. But like, yeah,
Speaker 3: funk seam Strickland, I'm glad he lost. And it's it's
Speaker 3: always great at least in this fucking stupid world where yeah,
Speaker 3: and this clown would at least there's that one thing
Speaker 3: we got. We got that one thing.
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Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up, be dumb bitch.
Speaker 3: You didn't you made that and then you bought a
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Speaker 2: That is so insane.
Speaker 4: That would be so fucking stupid.
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Speaker 2: maybe if it's good. Uh. Phantom Rosewood two Divine Swindle
Speaker 2: of Chaos wrote in so fucking title right there holy shit,
Speaker 2: it's a fake game I made up for some ad
Speaker 2: that I did a long time ago, he wrote in
Speaker 2: he says, hello, my beautiful baby boys. I'm currently a
Speaker 2: PC gamer, but I don't know if I can eight
Speaker 2: until p TWOC gamer. I'm so mad that can't et
Speaker 2: eggs anymore. Good. Uh, Hello, I'm currently a PC game.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I can wait until g g
Speaker 2: A six is released on PC. Are there enough PlayStation
Speaker 2: exclusives to justify to make buying a PS five for
Speaker 2: g g A six day one worth it? No?
Speaker 4: No, Well here's the thing too.
Speaker 2: When g G five comes out for PS five, it's
Speaker 2: not going to be the best version obviously, but like immediately,
Speaker 2: there's no way that game's gonna be sixty frames.
Speaker 3: So you say you can't wait for Uh don't you
Speaker 3: think GJ six is gonna release on day one on Steam?
Speaker 3: It would be stupid at this point.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just upgrade your PC?
Speaker 2: Like actually, sincerely, there's really look, I like consoles. I
Speaker 2: will probably continue to get a PlayStation just because, like,
Speaker 2: I like the simplicity of it. It's also but you're
Speaker 2: involved in that. No, But even if I wasn't, I
Speaker 2: think I might oh you know what I mean, Okay,
Speaker 2: because I just I like the living room experience, and
Speaker 2: I you could you could plug it a PC in
Speaker 2: your living group. Oh fuck you, I've done this before.
Speaker 2: It sucks. It's a terrible experience. The fucking keyboard and
Speaker 2: mouse on your lap.
Speaker 4: It's disgusting. It doesn't work.
Speaker 1: I started playing games on PC and I'm never going
Speaker 1: back to playing on console. Gains for like things I.
Speaker 2: Care about competitively, competitively, yeah, never. How often does that
Speaker 2: even fucking happen?
Speaker 1: That's true. I started playing on P so I try
Speaker 1: to get used to it. Now, I'm like, I can't
Speaker 1: believe I played on console. It's insane. I've gone back
Speaker 1: and for that and keyboard is insane. It's like, I
Speaker 1: cannot belive I ever played shooting games on a control. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: if you're competitively, I understand, it's like a it's like
Speaker 1: a night in day experience.
Speaker 3: Well, it's just the the the the control of your
Speaker 3: hand versus the Yeah, more control, it's infinitely more.
Speaker 1: You also don't play you play the claw, which is
Speaker 1: a different experience. Still still it still feels clunky, but
Speaker 1: it's like a different experience for me.
Speaker 2: I I have never switched the mouse and keyboard. And
Speaker 2: even if I've played, I remember playing like for forty
Speaker 2: hours as a keyboard, like this shooter that I was playing,
Speaker 2: I was like, and I switched the controller. I never
Speaker 2: played it on controller. I went from like as a
Speaker 2: keyboard to controller, and I was immediately better. And I
Speaker 2: was just like, this is clearly just not well, let's
Speaker 2: put it this way. Let's put it this better at
Speaker 2: accounting for the for the I just know how to
Speaker 2: account for, like the lack of for some of the
Speaker 2: drawbacks of a controller, to the point where it's just
Speaker 2: like it barely is not there.
Speaker 3: To me, I would say, it's a kind to I
Speaker 3: played the guitar mostly with my my finger nail, and.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm extremely.
Speaker 1: Used to you know.
Speaker 3: That's what Actually, if you look at my nails, this
Speaker 3: is the only one nail that actually have, so like,
Speaker 3: I'll trim my nails and always have a little bit
Speaker 3: for like to have a pick. The thing is, though,
Speaker 3: for efficiency, I I don't play better with a with
Speaker 3: a pick, but if I practiced, and I would, I
Speaker 3: would be better with a pick if I actually took
Speaker 3: it seriously.
Speaker 1: But I'm so comfortable with playing this way.
Speaker 3: I refuse to just join everybody else because there actually is,
Speaker 3: there is so much more.
Speaker 1: It makes much more sense.
Speaker 2: Fingernail. Yeah, see, I'm I'm anxious about nails on guitar. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I always feel like I'm gonna rip them off.
Speaker 1: It hasn't happened yet.
Speaker 3: It has happened, but it does, like so it files
Speaker 3: it down and at a certain point you'll start getting caught.
Speaker 3: So like me, when I'm like doing some fast riffs,
Speaker 3: it's getting filed and it starts making a little like
Speaker 3: so it slips in and.
Speaker 2: So it'll start kind of like catching.
Speaker 1: So it's it's really stupid.
Speaker 4: I get Really that's like a nails in the chalkboard.
Speaker 1: It doesn't it doesn't do that.
Speaker 3: Probably It's like if you've ever had a filer, it's
Speaker 3: like it's literally like filing.
Speaker 1: It's not like it's not there's no ripping, it's just
Speaker 1: actually you'll see the fucking see you see the residue
Speaker 1: on my guitar because of filing strings. Are you know
Speaker 1: you're one of your to nails rip?
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I had a fight.
Speaker 1: The whole I had my whole toe, not out like
Speaker 1: it came out. I've never had this guy ripped off
Speaker 1: in a fight.
Speaker 2: It had like it grows back weird. Now I've had
Speaker 2: like a cut, like a cut in the nail that
Speaker 2: like you can like rip it and it goes like
Speaker 2: too deep in. I've never had like.
Speaker 1: My whole thing.
Speaker 4: Did you do that?
Speaker 1: I think I was. I think I was playing basketball
Speaker 1: something like that, and I fucked up my foot. Then
Speaker 1: I was bleeding, and I was what the fuck happened?
Speaker 1: I looked and my nail was in my sock and
Speaker 1: I was like, yo, dude, it was so much blood.
Speaker 1: It was way more blood than I thought it was
Speaker 1: gonna because I was like, oh, I think I got
Speaker 1: shot in the foot, I guess or something like that.
Speaker 1: And my friend was like, yo, that is you shoe
Speaker 1: And I was like, all right, that is a had
Speaker 1: a red had a red end shoe that it was
Speaker 1: like a white shoe. Initially he thought it was completely red.
Speaker 1: And you kept going right, of course a little bit
Speaker 1: like a motherfuckers that I should stop.
Speaker 2: Here's what look, here's my recommendation. If you're just if
Speaker 2: you don't have a problem with like playing on PC
Speaker 2: and that's like the main way you play, and you
Speaker 2: don't have like an aversion to it, Like me.
Speaker 4: Just stick to PC. Upgrade your PC.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be way better for GT six when that
Speaker 2: comes out, because it's gonna be a demanding, fucking game.
Speaker 2: Also way cheaper, way cheaper. What do you mean, yeah,
Speaker 2: a PC? Well what you have?
Speaker 1: Well, you mean like upgrading? Oh yeah, yeah, it's well,
Speaker 1: look at it's gonna be if you want a PS
Speaker 1: five PS five pro probably not, but if you just
Speaker 1: want to get a PS five, be cheaper than buying
Speaker 1: the best graphics card for sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So I don't know.
Speaker 2: I would. I would just say, upgrade your PC. J
Speaker 2: SX is gonna come to it. It's gonna be the
Speaker 2: best place to play it. Or actually, actually actually I
Speaker 2: see what you're saying, because it's not good A forty ninety.
Speaker 2: I see what he's saying because it might take a
Speaker 2: while for that game to come out on PC. You
Speaker 2: think so, yeah, because I don't think it's announced for PC,
Speaker 2: and I think specifically they're avoiding it because like Red
Speaker 2: Dead and like GTA five have been modded so much,
Speaker 2: not modet so much, but like the source code was leaked,
Speaker 2: so they're like, fuck they I think they I see
Speaker 2: what you're saying, but I would still just.
Speaker 1: Wait, Okay, I thought that they were.
Speaker 2: It's not day and date or it's not confirmed to
Speaker 2: be day and date, and there's reason to believe that
Speaker 2: it might not be. Okay, I thought it was going
Speaker 2: to be different. Yeah, if it was coming later this year,
Speaker 2: I would be obvious interesting what they come out at
Speaker 2: the same time. That's my assumption.
Speaker 3: I assume this time around. I thought this time around
Speaker 3: they would be different because it hasn't been like that historically.
Speaker 2: As far as I know. No, yeah, it's never dead too.
Speaker 2: Was fucking yeah, that's how they recently relatively, you know.
Speaker 3: I was just thinking this time around, this is such
Speaker 3: a big fucking drop that they would, Uh, I was.
Speaker 3: It's more of me just being it was hopeful, I guess,
Speaker 3: just ignorant.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that could be. I still again, we
Speaker 2: don't know much about what's happening, but like I have,
Speaker 2: for some reason, I have it in my head that
Speaker 2: I know that it's not going to be I don't
Speaker 2: know where I that's most likely. That is actually a reasonable.
Speaker 4: It's gonna be big man.
Speaker 1: She's so excited for that game, and I'm like, girl.
Speaker 2: But I will say, so, I would still stick with
Speaker 2: PC anyway, because listen, PlayStation games are coming to PC,
Speaker 2: Xbox games are already on PC. It's really like, you
Speaker 2: don't really need to be anywhere else but PC. Tell you,
Speaker 2: I just hate the experience of sitting at my fucking
Speaker 2: desk and playing a video game. It's disgusting to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the way I mean, look.
Speaker 3: If the way that you're set up, yeah, you know,
Speaker 3: like if somebody else is set up and like it's
Speaker 3: just ads and yeah, it just totally depends. I will say,
Speaker 3: it depends if dude doesn't want to wait wait a
Speaker 3: little bit, if it seems like it's gonna be a
Speaker 3: fucking ridiculous ass weight, then maybe.
Speaker 2: You want to cave.
Speaker 1: I don't know, yeah, maybe may maybe you want to
Speaker 1: cave a little bit because like say, if they're like, uh, yeah,
Speaker 1: well we'll optimize it next year, you know, then it's like, well, fuck.
Speaker 2: You know, like what if the what what? At that point?
Speaker 2: Like maybe by a p S five play it and
Speaker 2: then trade the p S five bag.
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe so it might actually be worth it.
Speaker 3: Maybe So actually it's actually not a bad idea if
Speaker 3: you don't want to wait that long. Because I'm I'm
Speaker 3: okay with waiting a little bit. I've I've waited, I
Speaker 3: wait with most things.
Speaker 4: Now I'm gonna play it.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put on the switch to and I'm gonna
Speaker 2: play on the switch too. He takes on the switch.
Speaker 1: That's gonna look beautiful.
Speaker 2: Apparently, apparently I have some I spoke to somebody who
Speaker 2: would know, uh, things less powerful than the PS four
Speaker 2: that tracks the switch, that track switch to that tracks Nintendo.
Speaker 3: Nintendo is like, it's like, I'm sorry, Nintendo's like, I
Speaker 3: don't want to get I don't want to get into it.
Speaker 3: It's just I was gonna say, it's their abuse. They
Speaker 3: abuse their consumers in the same way. Let's just say
Speaker 3: the Daily Wired or something.
Speaker 1: It's just the the low fucking effort and that the
Speaker 1: people still shell out that much money for these fucking
Speaker 1: machines makes me so upset.
Speaker 4: As a fan of video games.
Speaker 2: Walking into Nintendo willingly and buying a Nintendo console.
Speaker 4: I don't even think this.
Speaker 2: Is an exaggeration to say, but it's a kin to
Speaker 2: a jew walking into Auschwitze of their own a chord.
Speaker 2: It's exactly the same. Yes, it's exactly the same. It's
Speaker 2: not even. There's not no even.
Speaker 4: I don't think there's really much.
Speaker 2: It might actually.
Speaker 1: I'm here it is.
Speaker 2: It's like a stupid fucking oh my god. Did you
Speaker 2: guys see the meme that that I'm sorry, go ahead, what.
Speaker 1: The name of that white that white comedian that's like
Speaker 1: he kind of talks like white. Oh, that's kind of weird.
Speaker 1: I didn't think that would happen. He's hit McMahon. He was,
Speaker 1: he was. He was making jokes with Shane Gillis about
Speaker 1: just like a bunch of racism ship and even Shane
Speaker 1: was like, whoa, dude.
Speaker 2: Ye he was like, he's like, whoa, yeah, it's Mark Norman.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there was every personation of Mark Norman Is
Speaker 2: just like it's like, what's going on? That's pretty crazy.
Speaker 1: There is a meme where it was a video of
Speaker 1: some person like during the fires, like they're looking at
Speaker 1: their dog, look up and everything everything's fire in front
Speaker 1: of them, and he's like that's what Gable when to
Speaker 1: go to hell?
Speaker 2: And I was just like, what the fun that's not
Speaker 2: that bad. And I just.
Speaker 1: Thought it was really funny because the guy that he
Speaker 1: was with was like, where did that come from? And
Speaker 1: He's like, you know, man, like all of our problems
Speaker 1: are like systemic, but that's like God being mad at them.
Speaker 2: But I'm like, yeah, I mean that doesn't strike me
Speaker 2: as particularly.
Speaker 1: It's not the most important. I like to anybody takes
Speaker 1: shots to Joe Rogan though, which is.
Speaker 2: Crazy. I like that Shane Gillis has been poking fun
Speaker 2: in Elon too. I've seen like a bunch of clips
Speaker 2: of him talking about like he's a fucking nerd. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's so wild.
Speaker 1: I was talking about mom and then you know just
Speaker 1: how many people, just normal people just think that Elon
Speaker 1: must is a genius still and I understand And I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, yeah, they probably have no fucking like there,
Speaker 1: there's no how.
Speaker 3: Could you You just heard that he's a genius, but
Speaker 3: you haven't seen any of his press conferences. You haven't
Speaker 3: seen anything, like we have to know that he's a
Speaker 3: complete fucking mass.
Speaker 2: Do you think people like Elon is one of those
Speaker 2: I can't remember who said it. I saw it on
Speaker 2: some show, but it was like something I was talking
Speaker 2: about Elon and it was like he's the kind of
Speaker 2: person where you think he's a genius until he explains
Speaker 2: something to you.
Speaker 4: That you know, yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Like it's like if you are an expert or like
Speaker 2: you're even remotely interested in like a very specific thing,
Speaker 2: and then Elon says something about it, it's immediately clear
Speaker 2: how stupid he is. Right, And that's what happened with
Speaker 2: the video game stuff, Pillars of Eternity. The thing that's
Speaker 2: interesting is what was it? That's why it's on my mind.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Path and Diablo. But yeah, the thing that's interesting though.
Speaker 3: The thing that's interesting is when people started because I
Speaker 3: feel like nobody was paying attention to him, and I
Speaker 3: think it goes beyond that. I think that there's people
Speaker 3: when you actually even listen to I don't know much
Speaker 3: about car and engineering cars of them, but when I
Speaker 3: was listening to him talk, he's not saying anything smart.
Speaker 3: He's just saying this is what they could do. He's
Speaker 3: he's literally he's just doing press conferences and he's not
Speaker 3: going into like anything deep on like I don't understand
Speaker 3: those part of any the mechanical or the engineering of
Speaker 3: the batteries, not going deep into what the batteries made.
Speaker 1: Literally nothing. There's never been any point.
Speaker 3: Where I'm like he's saying something well over my head
Speaker 3: and and I was kind of like, we've been completely
Speaker 3: fucking duped into thinking this guy's a genius. And then
Speaker 3: I've there's I don't see an example of him talking
Speaker 3: in a way that I'm like, I don't understand what
Speaker 3: he's talking about.
Speaker 2: And yeah, like a second, he like, if he ever
Speaker 2: like talks about like music in any in any way, like,
Speaker 2: I bet a bunch of musicians gonna be like, no,
Speaker 2: like we're talking idiot. But it's like I was.
Speaker 3: Whenever people he was like, he was literally akin to
Speaker 3: when people went like uh to Trump throw like, hey,
Speaker 3: what's your favorite Bible verse?
Speaker 1: He was like, I love all of them.
Speaker 2: I like all of them, and he's there's very personal,
Speaker 2: and I was just like, already likes all of them,
Speaker 2: that's what you talking.
Speaker 3: Literally he couldn't think of one. And that's what Elon does.
Speaker 3: Whenever they ask him and go into details, he would
Speaker 3: go will and he would not go into detail. And
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, this guy literally never says anything smart.
Speaker 3: And I was I went out of my way to
Speaker 3: like find something. I was just like, wait, why do
Speaker 3: we We literally just thought it was genius because people were.
Speaker 2: Saying it you know what it was saying he's a genius.
Speaker 2: You know what. It was beyond beyond clear to me. Yeah,
Speaker 2: when he walked into Twitter with the sink, Oh what
Speaker 2: did he say?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: Let that that's again.
Speaker 2: I'm like, damn, you're stupid, you dumb bitch, Like that
Speaker 2: was that was the moment like I didn't like him,
Speaker 2: bet I didn't like him before that, but just the
Speaker 2: idea that he the idea that this genius thought like
Speaker 2: this will be funny.
Speaker 1: This will be Yeah, it's like, oh great to me.
Speaker 2: When the fucking moron.
Speaker 3: The window broke and that, and when they were doing
Speaker 3: that fucking demonstration like all strong, like their windows.
Speaker 2: Are and for it and oh my god, she's like,
Speaker 2: oh ship.
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, yeah, that's that checks out. I
Speaker 1: think back then it was like a little bit more.
Speaker 1: I don't know how long ago that was, but like
Speaker 1: that strikes me.
Speaker 2: It's one of those things that, like with a with
Speaker 2: a better reputation, could actually come across as endearing. It's
Speaker 2: almost like when it's like when they were showing off
Speaker 2: Uncharted four at like one of the I think a
Speaker 2: P it was he three, or like a P s
Speaker 2: X or something like that it was like some something
Speaker 2: about PlayStation and Drake fell through the map. He just
Speaker 2: fell through the floor. And then they were like it's
Speaker 2: not done. Sorry, but it comes across this. But like
Speaker 2: their Naughty Dog that had like a good they have
Speaker 2: a good reputations, like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like I I believe you guys are gonna deliver
Speaker 3: the game to us like that.
Speaker 1: The thing is that a lot of people, a lot
Speaker 1: of older people, they come from a generation where they
Speaker 1: kind of worship billionaires, kind of feel like we'd like weird,
Speaker 1: like kind of like worship of people who have a
Speaker 1: lot of money. Yeah, because that's one of the guy
Speaker 1: whereas we have talks shout we're yo, he sucks.
Speaker 2: He's like really not that sunny. He's a smart guy.
Speaker 2: And I'm like dad looking to the smart guy in
Speaker 2: the same way that like, I don't know the bart
Speaker 2: of Burbank is a smart guy. He's a smart Well
Speaker 2: just ask people.
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, why do you think he's smart?
Speaker 3: Like I I ask questions because I'm trying to get
Speaker 3: them to see do you actually believe this or are
Speaker 3: you just being a fucking parrot?
Speaker 1: And I already know it's the latter, but I just.
Speaker 3: Want them to get to that conclusion finally and realize
Speaker 3: they're like, you know, I really don't know anything about them.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, I know.
Speaker 4: Nobody wants to say I don't know.
Speaker 1: If he's so annoying, yes, probably like being stupid, but
Speaker 1: it's like everyone's kind of fucking ship. The vast majority
Speaker 1: of us are stupid, and it's fine, we're well, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's true. Fine, there's nothing wrong with being dumb.
Speaker 3: About ignorance, and which is like, it's weird that people
Speaker 3: are afraid to be ignorant where there's actually no there's
Speaker 3: actually no negative connotation to that technically. Yeah, and like say,
Speaker 3: if it's just like I don't know something, being ignorant
Speaker 3: isn't it's not supposed to be negative.
Speaker 1: It's just like I just don't know.
Speaker 3: And people will try to make it something like that
Speaker 3: you don't know this, you know, people.
Speaker 2: Will try and then people get defensive.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, and like it's but those people are being
Speaker 3: retarded to that are being that are trying to shame
Speaker 3: you for not knowings on that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's im stupid to expect that everybody would know everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's insane.
Speaker 4: Actually it's the same thing.
Speaker 1: People are just so mad about it, and it's like,
Speaker 1: find not know what you should say, uh something double
Speaker 1: I almost said the fact fantastic. I'm not awake enough
Speaker 1: for you to ask me stuff like that. You didn't
Speaker 1: look down at the like, oh it says nothing on that. Hey,
Speaker 1: you're not a pilot. I know every pilot in the world.
Speaker 2: What is that? What's that from?
Speaker 1: It's like one of the first dumpisode of the A
Speaker 1: Big Guy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, pilot and every pilot in the world, like.
Speaker 1: Peter has to be dead, and then he busted into
Speaker 1: the cockpit and then that's what that guy says to him.
Speaker 1: I know every pile of the world.
Speaker 2: I thought that was so fucking funny.
Speaker 4: I'm a family Guy apologist.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 4: That ship makes me. It makes me laugh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's absolute great. I would never sit to watch
Speaker 2: that episode in a full episode, but like their clips I.
Speaker 1: Watched make me laugh.
Speaker 2: Mass Off cracked me out. I will sit and watch
Speaker 2: like Family Guy fucking funny moments on purpose. I'll do it.
Speaker 1: It's crazy, but I respect you.
Speaker 2: Oh, I get I'm a simpence guy. I mean I got.
Speaker 2: I got mister Sparkle on.
Speaker 1: I watched I watched videos of I don't.
Speaker 2: Care what's next. A real man never speaks ill of
Speaker 2: Jimbo wrote in he says, question for sweet, would you
Speaker 2: rather kill yourself or continue being yourself? So fucking crazy?
Speaker 2: It's a kind of philosophical question. I like it, dude.
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I think I'd keep being alive
Speaker 1: right now? That yeah, yeah, I think so.
Speaker 3: That's that's that's an interesting question because I really feel
Speaker 3: like it just depends on the timing of your life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, there's there's dude. I remember, like when I
Speaker 2: had alcohol poisoning, there was absolutely I would have killed myself.
Speaker 2: If I had the ability to do it, I would
Speaker 2: have killed myself. In that You do have just got
Speaker 2: to lock in more. I literally at that moment, I couldn't.
Speaker 2: You could have asked to kill you. You didn't believe hard enough.
Speaker 2: I couldn't.
Speaker 1: If you would have asked me to kill you, I
Speaker 1: would have killed you.
Speaker 10: Then.
Speaker 4: I don't think I could form words.
Speaker 1: How would you have done it?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Like heavy thing to the head till he died, heavy thing, damn.
Speaker 1: But you need express written consent because then.
Speaker 2: You're fuck.
Speaker 1: Of course, he asked me to match his brains out.
Speaker 1: He asked me to turn his head flat. He said,
Speaker 1: do it. I turned my head into the to the
Speaker 1: earth and got a fucking large slipper and I bashed
Speaker 1: till it was flash.
Speaker 2: That is fucking crazy. Uh yeah, I don't know. That's
Speaker 2: a dumb question. I got a chunk cloth, though, right,
Speaker 2: and like fucking hit him in the head. To you
Speaker 2: look like fucking he looked like read Richards pull himself
Speaker 2: off a wall. You got flight. That is fucking crazy. Uh,
Speaker 2: let's see, all right, let's go with this one. Uh
Speaker 2: the gap between swings, colon's colon's multiple Damn. I like that.
Speaker 4: It's fucking scary.
Speaker 2: Uh. He says. Greetings to the longest cock, the longest,
Speaker 2: the longest cock, the thickest cock, and the most aesthetically
Speaker 2: pleasing cock. I am a Canadian in Canada. When you
Speaker 2: conquer Canada, what will be your first what will your
Speaker 2: first order of business be? My conquered America. I would
Speaker 2: change your national anthem to the classic Canadian children's ps A,
Speaker 2: don't you put it in your mouth? So you can
Speaker 2: have a kinder surprise, So you can have kinder surprises.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that is that sounds chocolate sheet.
Speaker 2: It's very clear. I know what kinder egg is, kinderregg Yeah, okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: so what our first order upon conquering Canada?
Speaker 1: Hmm, well, well, uh, Drake would be exiled. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: no Drakes, it would.
Speaker 3: Be it would just be like, so we're not gonna talk,
Speaker 3: We're not gonna you know, how like say they do
Speaker 3: how in congress, how they play the games, they're targeting
Speaker 3: trans people. But it's like an it's a very uh
Speaker 3: it's like the people called it that don't say gay.
Speaker 4: Well it's like off the same.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's it's supposed to be about all sexualities
Speaker 3: and so so you're not supposed to talk about straight
Speaker 3: shit either, but it's specifically about like marginalized sexual groups
Speaker 3: or whatever, and so it's just gonna be no Drakes,
Speaker 3: even though it's specifically aimed at the Drake. So no Drakes, sorry, anybody.
Speaker 3: I actually don't know anyone else named Drake, so I'll
Speaker 3: be okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, nobody named nobody who nobody who goes by Drake,
Speaker 2: who's named Aubrey.
Speaker 1: I would I would make it so, I would make
Speaker 1: it so Canadians cannot have children with Americans.
Speaker 2: You know we can cross breeding.
Speaker 3: Well, I guess that that won't. How would you constitute
Speaker 3: that when Canadian they're actually Americans?
Speaker 2: Now, yeah, it's the reverse what you're doing.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, what's another brother one?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Canadians. Canadians can't have opinions.
Speaker 1: You have to reward it.
Speaker 2: They're not Canadians, They're not Americans.
Speaker 1: Now the Americans would they're Canadian Americans, that American Americans.
Speaker 1: They're Canadian America. They're Canadiandian American North Americans.
Speaker 3: I guess socially, but like like literally, it's kind of
Speaker 3: like say, it's kind of like if you want to
Speaker 3: be cute, we're all Americans.
Speaker 1: If you want to be cute. Canadians are Americans, Mexicans
Speaker 1: are Americans because this is North America. Badians Mexicans, I
Speaker 1: mean they are Mexicans, can Native Americans. But then people
Speaker 1: from Canada, the Natives and the Canada Native Americans as.
Speaker 2: Well, because Mexican thought they were too good for America
Speaker 2: but they got It's just they.
Speaker 3: It's a stupid American language. Just like why they're called
Speaker 3: fucking Indians. It's just it's just bullshit. It's just all bullshit,
Speaker 3: but like why, like, why is that not like a
Speaker 3: fought for thing down there for them?
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 3: I know that there's ones in the north of Mexico
Speaker 3: that because this is you know what, open eyes to
Speaker 3: that street fighter street Fighter the New Challengers Tea Hawk.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's one of those.
Speaker 3: I was like, he's from Mexico, and I was like,
Speaker 3: my dumb kid braid.
Speaker 1: I'm like, who's this giant fucking Native American? But he's
Speaker 1: from Mexico.
Speaker 2: Who's this?
Speaker 1: It's like, who's this stark red motherfucker. Let's speak Spanish.
Speaker 1: It looks like an eagle. So yeah, so I was
Speaker 1: over here with.
Speaker 2: Chilopah dances with sings in Taco over.
Speaker 1: He sings in Taco in Taco. Crazy speak Spanish, but
Speaker 1: only in like the Native American chants.
Speaker 2: It's like like, oh Hawk, old Meg, cambodiero d America,
Speaker 2: we did you gotta do it in the chant though
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's a little too far.
Speaker 2: It's absolutely not too far. I know they don't exist anymore.
Speaker 2: Who am I making fun of? Its like we're gonna
Speaker 2: get mad at me?
Speaker 3: Like they're getting rounded. The last one we're getting round
Speaker 3: up by ice too, so you know later, Oh my god.
Speaker 4: That took a weirdly long time to registered.
Speaker 1: It had a bounce to it, and it bounced, settled, stilled,
Speaker 1: and then you noticed whoa.
Speaker 4: Anyway, Yeah, I think I would.
Speaker 2: I would annex I would annex Toronto, and I would
Speaker 2: just make it like a sub city of New York.
Speaker 2: It would make I would make it like another burrow.
Speaker 4: Even though it's far away.
Speaker 2: It why not make us way it goes there, it's
Speaker 2: like a fucking three hours away.
Speaker 1: I hate Canadians, so I don't know, man, I don't
Speaker 1: hate Canadians. I don't like Canadians have often aggravated me,
Speaker 1: particularly black ones. I don't. I only know one black Canadian.
Speaker 1: I said, the vegan guy would be different. Oh, Vegan
Speaker 1: and Drake, Drake, and like the vegan what was his name?
Speaker 2: Vegan? That that crazy vegan Vegan Gains Vegan gangs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so Vegan, Gains and Drake are the only black
Speaker 3: vegans that actually know.
Speaker 2: I feel like being Canadian and black automatically means it
Speaker 2: would make.
Speaker 4: Sense Gains and Drink are the only black vegans.
Speaker 2: Did I actually say that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't know black vegetarians.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: Only I don't know any vegans.
Speaker 2: I know one vegan exactly, I know only one vegan. Yeah,
Speaker 2: as far as I know, maybe there's like a secret
Speaker 2: cabal vegan They're they're they're waiting.
Speaker 4: They're shamefully hidden in the shadow.
Speaker 1: They're lying in wait.
Speaker 2: Didn't you say that recently, lying in wait? Yeah, it's such.
Speaker 4: A fucking dire statement.
Speaker 2: You know, like they're just peeking out, not yet.
Speaker 1: The way I don't know is that the I thought was, Oh,
Speaker 1: that's for vaccines, the vaccine anti vaxxers, no vac wait.
Speaker 3: I think anti vaxers were calling people who were okay.
Speaker 2: With vaccines yaggets? Right? Is that what that was? I think.
Speaker 1: So ridiculous.
Speaker 2: I thought it was not lying the way I thought
Speaker 2: it was lying in wait? What did you wait?
Speaker 1: What you said lying in wait? I might have said
Speaker 1: lying the way by mistake? Wait? What do you think
Speaker 1: I thought the phrase is lying in wait? That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I thought you said lying in wait like
Speaker 1: a lying. I just didn't pronounce the g like because
Speaker 1: that's how we speak lying in wait. They sounds like
Speaker 1: I'm saying, that's crazy. Oh, and then that's why you
Speaker 1: did that.
Speaker 2: That's exactly. Is it different?
Speaker 1: Am I crazy?
Speaker 2: Was I right as a kid? And I was?
Speaker 1: I told her I was wrong. That is great, Like
Speaker 1: like that's fucking fan.
Speaker 2: I need to see the video for this.
Speaker 1: You do need to see a video. But for this,
Speaker 1: for that to you are land completely excused that. I Like,
Speaker 1: usually i'd be like, you're insane, but like me, I
Speaker 1: totally understand.
Speaker 2: Why you thought.
Speaker 1: I said that because there's an image. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: oh my.
Speaker 2: Lord, anymore you have to sell it. This is so
Speaker 2: annoyed imber showing them, like, show a picture. You gotta
Speaker 2: show it to the camera.
Speaker 1: Then the picture, I understand, But what is that?
Speaker 2: Isn't a bear falling out of it?
Speaker 1: That's a tranquilized bear, you know the Playboy CARDI cover
Speaker 1: where he's in the front of it. To the crowd,
Speaker 1: It's like, that.
Speaker 2: Is actually insane to an image that's an old one though,
Speaker 2: I know, But it's because that bear is that bears, not.
Speaker 1: Yes, his arms being.
Speaker 2: You think you think when you get tranquilized, you're instantly out.
Speaker 2: He's fading. I think he faded. I think he was
Speaker 2: fading on his way and now he's gone. I think
Speaker 2: he's gonna understand that he hit the ground and he's
Speaker 2: gonna feel and then he's gonna fall asleep.
Speaker 4: Like it doesn't work that quick.
Speaker 1: It's the art.
Speaker 2: Look, he's asleep. What the are you talking about? Open?
Speaker 2: Where do you even see eyes? Motherfucker?
Speaker 6: Exactly, they're closed. Never mind, they're closed. I don't care
Speaker 6: enough about this to argue. I mean, this is a
Speaker 6: really really great image of American people.
Speaker 12: Yes, that thing like a picture save That's why he
Speaker 12: just you just I think you just hold it right
Speaker 12: if you save it, Yeah, you have to.
Speaker 4: There's like a specific way to tap it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I did that with that fucking that oblivion face
Speaker 2: of the guy in like the snow or Goes. Indeed,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna use it as a moment bit.
Speaker 1: It's fucking great.
Speaker 4: But anyway, next question.
Speaker 2: Dandy Lyin wrote in Lion, Uh, hey, boys, just thought
Speaker 2: you'd like to know that the glob glow gab glab
Speaker 2: is from a twenty twelve animated horror musical called Stravinsky
Speaker 2: and the Mysterious House. I'm remembering this now. Maybe do
Speaker 2: an episode on it after doing Borderland. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: that's a great idea. Oh yeah, actually that's great.
Speaker 4: That is a good idea, dude.
Speaker 3: So I actually just watched h like, it's this fucking
Speaker 3: guy's milk in the interview.
Speaker 1: It's like seven parts or something.
Speaker 3: But the guy that voiced it and the guy that
Speaker 3: wrote the original story, the guy that voiced.
Speaker 2: And animated it, and show what do you mean?
Speaker 1: Oh the globgo gab glab.
Speaker 4: Oh you looked into it after this, yeah.
Speaker 1: Because I was like, what the fuck? Because I put
Speaker 1: the clip out.
Speaker 2: I love how you look, genuinely, I've not I've never
Speaker 2: seen that much genuine surprise in a person.
Speaker 3: It was all a lot of emotions on my face,
Speaker 3: Like there was so many, it was, it was so much.
Speaker 2: There was so much.
Speaker 3: I definitely didn't really obviously, I didn't realize what, like
Speaker 3: I was. I was intrigued watching it back.
Speaker 2: I was like what.
Speaker 3: Because I saw that clip it made me. I was like, wait,
Speaker 3: I still don't know exactly what this is. So I
Speaker 3: watched like a few minutes of the guy that wrote
Speaker 3: the story and then the guy that animated and wasted
Speaker 3: or whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they're just couldn't be more British, like it was.
Speaker 1: So it was she's.
Speaker 3: He talks about him and yeah, so this guy I know,
Speaker 3: shout out to grass Kingdoms.
Speaker 1: He's, uh, he's written some songs.
Speaker 3: That made it up on your Mom's House podcast and
Speaker 3: so like we we talk every once in a while.
Speaker 3: He commented on our thing and he was saying that,
Speaker 3: like because a donkey. I didn't know that. So Dounkey
Speaker 3: did a video he streamed, so I guess during the pandemic.
Speaker 3: He streamed being like, oh, I got all the the
Speaker 3: tracks to to Donder or whatever, like I have the
Speaker 3: I have the relea, I'm gonna leak all of it.
Speaker 3: And it was just random bullshit and one of them,
Speaker 3: track four was the globgog Gable. He goes with it
Speaker 3: pretty nice though, and apparently because of that, that's why
Speaker 3: Kanye put it in the ship, and so grass Kingdom
Speaker 3: said that.
Speaker 1: I was like, that's fucking cool. I had no idea
Speaker 1: that's inane. I no idea that was true.
Speaker 2: So stupid. It's such a weird fucking video that ship.
Speaker 1: It's still it's still it's gross.
Speaker 4: I like that clip.
Speaker 1: If I saw him, I would scream my jaw open,
Speaker 1: like I screamed my mouth was down here or some ship.
Speaker 2: There's a serendipity in that in that moment that made
Speaker 2: like a perfect clip because like this setup is so
Speaker 2: weird because like I'm wearing my hood I don't even
Speaker 2: remember why, so it looks like I'm like an evil
Speaker 2: I look very insidious. And then I'm You're struggling to
Speaker 2: understand this, and I'm I can say it perfectly like
Speaker 2: I've I've said it a million times.
Speaker 4: There's like a pleading in your voice where like what
Speaker 4: the fuck is that?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Like what is that?
Speaker 4: And what's that from? And you keep asking you.
Speaker 1: Say something like you're like You're like I don't know
Speaker 1: where you are?
Speaker 2: You crazy? And I was kind of like what are
Speaker 2: you doing? Like and then your jenuitaryaction, dude is perfect.
Speaker 2: I love that clip. But uh, anyway, yeah, I remember
Speaker 2: this from like back when that was like a meme,
Speaker 2: Like yes, Provinsky, I think I watched a little bit
Speaker 2: of that movie. It was terrible. Obviously, did they explain
Speaker 2: why that in those interviews? They explain what the fuck
Speaker 2: this thing is?
Speaker 1: I didn't get far enough for this. I watched like
Speaker 1: being yeah, good point.
Speaker 3: I watched the intro just to see like who who
Speaker 3: these people?
Speaker 2: Are, and then I.
Speaker 3: At least know, like, Okay, this guy wrote this thing
Speaker 3: and this guy and I was like okay, so I
Speaker 3: got the set up and then I stopped watching and
Speaker 3: then it's fucking seven Park asshole, like he's a globgo
Speaker 3: gab lab guys trying to milk a fucking.
Speaker 2: Interview that is really insane, Like just put it out,
Speaker 2: you bitch. Anyway, even Ralph's mangled, crucified corpse for it
Speaker 2: in he says, hey, all medium in XXL, I was
Speaker 2: writing to ask. I was writing in to ask if
Speaker 2: you guys had ever heard of the concept of something
Speaker 2: being spiritually true. It's essentially where something that's simply false
Speaker 2: is actually true exclusively because you feel that it should be.
Speaker 1: I have heard that recently because of the current political climate.
Speaker 1: I've heard that, Yeah, because that is what is happening. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 2: I don't know how I feel about the term, because
Speaker 2: I do think things can be spiritually like if I
Speaker 2: don't know, like, let's say, one billionaire in particular isn't
Speaker 2: necessarily doing evil shit in comparison to everybody else or
Speaker 2: other billionaires, right, hypothetically, it would still be spiritually true that
Speaker 2: billionaires are evil.
Speaker 3: Well yeah, but that's just I don't know if I
Speaker 3: would consider that an example, because that's.
Speaker 2: Just like, well the evil is on scales, right, I
Speaker 2: guess that's true.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Like I'm thinking more of like when the
Speaker 3: cultural zeitgis believes some ship. Oh, it's just completely it's
Speaker 3: just not and it's like it's it's like yeah, to me,
Speaker 3: it feels like say the the the like the vaccine
Speaker 3: ship like it is, and the way it's just like
Speaker 3: all these people feel like it's fucking more dangerous than
Speaker 3: the than the than the virus, and it's.
Speaker 1: Like such a I had such a I had such
Speaker 1: a long conversation with one of my cousins about vaccines.
Speaker 2: Recently, have cousins too many Unfortunately not even I thought
Speaker 2: you were only family. I wasn't no one, no one,
Speaker 2: no one gave no one gave birth.
Speaker 1: There is I thought you.
Speaker 2: Were a home.
Speaker 4: Only family is an awesome like only family.
Speaker 1: But like I spoke to him about it from an egg.
Speaker 1: We were talking about the whole vaccine thing, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know, there's like a point exactly when that became
Speaker 1: a thing, and there's literal proof of the people the
Speaker 1: doctor getting paid off to do that. Oh yeah, Like
Speaker 1: there's straight up proof of it. Like if you were
Speaker 1: in any sort of medical class ever in college, you
Speaker 1: go over it, the fact that vaccines, like the signs
Speaker 1: of autism and vaccines are taken at the same time
Speaker 1: in your life. Yes, but like that whole situation is fake.
Speaker 1: It's like it's so fake that you can go back
Speaker 1: and find when it happened and the doctor got his
Speaker 1: license taken from him, like it there's a paper trail backwards.
Speaker 2: United Health. Thing happened now the United Health where they
Speaker 2: pulled some from the door. No, there's more information. What's
Speaker 2: going on?
Speaker 1: Would you say from the door? No, that was from
Speaker 1: the education.
Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about. There's some guy,
Speaker 2: I guess or some ladies us like a surgeon juicing
Speaker 2: surgery and she got called out of surgery mid surgery
Speaker 2: because they were like they were trying to dispute whether
Speaker 2: or not the person undergoing surgery actually justified an overnight stay.
Speaker 2: And then they denied her, and then she made a
Speaker 2: video about it, and then like now they're suing her
Speaker 2: for saying that.
Speaker 1: Such a I made.
Speaker 2: So I've made a video.
Speaker 3: I made a video, and I'm debating on whether I'm
Speaker 3: going to release it or not on the main channel
Speaker 3: because there's a part of me that feels obligated to
Speaker 3: say something because I just I hate that I feel
Speaker 3: this way because I want to not care. I want
Speaker 3: to be like this shit's cooked, who cares? But uh,
Speaker 3: it's just talking about my like the the the United
Speaker 3: Healthcare thing being the moment where I understood that I
Speaker 3: don't think there's any way back, because that was kind
Speaker 3: of like the last bashion of people kind of understanding
Speaker 3: that there's a large problem. And then remember some of
Speaker 3: the people were saying, I'm realizing that Ben Shapiro was
Speaker 3: just here to divide us, you know, like people were
Speaker 3: starting to but then they recovered immediately back into the area.
Speaker 3: And the same thing with the That's why I went
Speaker 3: on a little ramt yesterday because I was just I
Speaker 3: just got so annoyed by the people understanding of the room.
Speaker 3: Financial Protection Bureau is objectively a good thing, even those
Speaker 3: people on the right that are like, no, I've used
Speaker 3: these guys, yeah to get money back. I was getting
Speaker 3: sucked over by coinbase. I was getting sucked over by this, this, that,
Speaker 3: and then I hit up the CFPB and then they
Speaker 3: fixed it when these fucking corrupt corporations wouldn't do it
Speaker 3: because they want to siphon money from people legally, of course.
Speaker 2: And then Elon Musk is.
Speaker 3: Like buy buy CFPB, like hell yeah, and then they're like, oh,
Speaker 3: what's happening. And I'm just like, like, I saw this
Speaker 3: great TikTok.
Speaker 2: I saw this great TikTok of this lady. It's like
Speaker 2: a juxtaposition. It's like Hispanic lady.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: She's like, we are Hispanic, we vout for Trump, we
Speaker 2: love him. And then it cuts. He's like completely betray
Speaker 2: completely bet he say, he say he not going to
Speaker 2: touch undocumented people. They use us.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, how it bothers me?
Speaker 2: Somebody that old, like because they're like in the probably
Speaker 2: like fifties, You're just like, how are you fucking? How
Speaker 2: do you not know? How do you need to explain?
Speaker 1: I have such little sympathy for Hispanic people that have
Speaker 1: voted for trumpets insane.
Speaker 2: I don't have any sympathy. I don't have any sympathy
Speaker 2: for anybody who who voted against their own interests on purpose.
Speaker 1: Voting against your interests. I understand what is interesting? No, no,
Speaker 1: why what are you talking? Let me when you finish talking,
Speaker 1: for that's so infuriated, Let me finish speaking. Always there
Speaker 1: are no let me finish speaking. There are people in
Speaker 1: this world that need help more than other people do. Right, So,
Speaker 1: if you're a billionaire person and you are voting against
Speaker 1: your interest to help the other rest of the people live,
Speaker 1: that you're doing the right thing ultimately. But if you're
Speaker 1: a person, like if you're living everyday person and you're
Speaker 1: voting against like civil rights, you're a fucking chimpanzee. We
Speaker 1: talk about voting against your interests, we're never talking about
Speaker 1: I understand that rights, but literally never part of the
Speaker 1: conversations there that is an argument like excuse there's like
Speaker 1: seventeen that's true. But ument the not his name he
Speaker 1: made that argument?
Speaker 2: What did he make?
Speaker 1: He was like, I would never vote against the interest
Speaker 1: somebody that's not going to benefit me directly. It is
Speaker 1: going to happen me directly, So I can't vote for
Speaker 1: these things. And I'm like, I hope a roach kills
Speaker 1: you in your sleep.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So he's him as a millionaire is completely disconnected
Speaker 3: from regular people.
Speaker 1: I agree, right, and so whatever those people say. People
Speaker 1: will say things like that there are people, there are
Speaker 1: people in this country that are going to say that
Speaker 1: voting form for more DEI based situations is going to
Speaker 1: therefore reduced situations they have. But it's like, yes, because
Speaker 1: situations are in the world are been so predominantly dominated
Speaker 1: by groups that are not other others has been excluded
Speaker 1: for that right that will go against tech. I guess
Speaker 1: if you want to be a fucking psycho, that's not
Speaker 1: that's not helping people that are particularly white men, right,
Speaker 1: So you're not.
Speaker 3: But the fact that that's not the problem is that's
Speaker 3: see they're that's they're being lied to. They're they're being
Speaker 3: lied to that it is hurting them.
Speaker 1: So that that's the that's the entire your crux of them,
Speaker 1: and it's it's the fucking it's the dumb arguments that
Speaker 1: be made by people like that. And I understand that
Speaker 1: none of us mean that.
Speaker 3: I don't I don't particularly care about the It's the
Speaker 3: thing that like reaching stupid people and low information voters
Speaker 3: is just to convince them to stop listening to people
Speaker 3: who are not like them. That is the biggest thing
Speaker 3: that needs to happen it's like, okay, first and foremost,
Speaker 3: these billionaires, even fucking asthm in gold even I'm gonna
Speaker 3: be even like even say even if you find say
Speaker 3: Charlie uh like he's reasonable.
Speaker 2: He is reasonable.
Speaker 3: I haven't seen him say anything insane, But I'm like,
Speaker 3: I don't particularly have to give a shit about what
Speaker 3: he's saying because he doesn't have any experience.
Speaker 2: Like me anymore, So it doesn't really matter.
Speaker 3: What I want to do is like, let's let's feed
Speaker 3: off of each other's energy of like, all right, these
Speaker 3: people are in my community, what do we need instead
Speaker 3: of going to rich assholes that are gonna tell me
Speaker 3: what the fuck do I need? We need way more
Speaker 3: chick fil as in our community.
Speaker 2: I think I think I think that's where I was.
Speaker 1: I think what I think a d I think I
Speaker 1: think America is too big. I think we have too
Speaker 1: many different groups. It's simple.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be hunter on it. We need to move on.
Speaker 3: But like literally the fourth branch of the government, the media, Yeah,
Speaker 3: the guard they need to be destroyed. Like and what
Speaker 3: I mean by that is they're or they're supposed to
Speaker 3: be the only people that allow, uh, that don't allow
Speaker 3: this ship, this corruption at this level to happen, but
Speaker 3: since they're all afraid to lose their jobs, right because spectacular, Yeah,
Speaker 3: they've completely failed, but purposefully because they're afraid to How
Speaker 3: come nobody nobody talked about Trump's meme coin right when
Speaker 3: he did the whole fucking thing, and he's still worth
Speaker 3: like about twenty billion on that ship. They don't talk
Speaker 3: about that because they know if they keep rallying up people,
Speaker 3: they're gonna get fired. They're get get fucking fired. Trump
Speaker 3: will go out of his way, just like Jadvans was
Speaker 3: just saying recently that hey, the judicial system, the branch
Speaker 3: that's supposed to check executive power, should not have that
Speaker 3: power because you know, the the judges blocked some of
Speaker 3: the stuff that Elon was doing, and they're blocking some
Speaker 3: stuff that Trump is doing, and they're being like, you
Speaker 3: shouldn't be able to do that, and I'm like, what
Speaker 3: do you?
Speaker 2: That is literally exactly what they should do.
Speaker 3: And so at the point right now where we're at
Speaker 3: where they're saying Trump should just straight up be a dictator,
Speaker 3: of course, the media is not going to say anything.
Speaker 3: They're gonna get fucked, whether it's legal or not. So
Speaker 3: We're hopeless because most people are low information voters.
Speaker 2: Not what what the fuck? How are they gonna get
Speaker 2: any information if those guys aren't willing to tell them anything.
Speaker 1: So it's like at this point, I welcome, like the
Speaker 1: rest of the world, the collapse of America and uh,
Speaker 1: I'll see you all in Canada and then uh probably
Speaker 1: make it a Spain from there.
Speaker 2: So that's my plan. That's my plan.
Speaker 1: But I'm also gonna open up a Chick fil A
Speaker 1: in the Spain.
Speaker 2: That's what we need.
Speaker 1: You should just we should just it'll heal the world,
Speaker 1: get more chick.
Speaker 2: Chick flakes.
Speaker 3: I like that they finally got a grilled spicy grilled
Speaker 3: did they actually they got a spicy grilled now? And
Speaker 3: I'm like, let's go where the world's like, the.
Speaker 2: World's fine, only finally things are good.
Speaker 1: We need COVID twenty.
Speaker 3: We need it's probably already they're just not prominent. COVID
Speaker 3: twenty probably exists China.
Speaker 2: And they were like, no, let's wrap things up.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we got no, you're right today. I completely agree,
Speaker 3: So let me just no four hour show guys.
Speaker 1: Sorry, so sad we get two hours two and a
Speaker 1: half hours of content not five.
Speaker 4: So what's up now, I'll tell I'll say this after
Speaker 4: that's it, bro, I.
Speaker 3: Love I loved how many people like they they they died,
Speaker 3: like just like I watched that Chocolate Rain clip of
Speaker 3: us and it was probably one of the only few
Speaker 3: clips where I laugh each time because just the it's
Speaker 3: just so stupid, like but like reading the comments, like
Speaker 3: it really it felt good just seeing how many people
Speaker 3: we're like, they're like this is it was so like
Speaker 3: they had to like leave their job or they had
Speaker 3: to like not Yeah, I was just like this good.
Speaker 2: It's a stupid fucking bit.
Speaker 1: It's like that's that's exactly what the people are here for.
Speaker 3: Oh I know, but it's they're here for that pace.
Speaker 3: And like I was like, you guys are kindred spirits.
Speaker 3: I'm glad that you you feel you're you're as retarded
Speaker 3: as we are, and I appreciate that.
Speaker 2: All right, cut me down. I'm gonna read not yet,
Speaker 2: hold on going over a Patreon of Concess a stark
Speaker 2: tank to get your name right on the show. Twenty
Speaker 2: five dollars. It's high, but like I mean, apparently people
Speaker 2: fucking want this to happen. Trip me up, make me
Speaker 2: say things truly, truly awful. This is this is the
Speaker 2: most miserable part of the experience for me. What is that?
Speaker 2: Stop stop showing. It's a stupid great Cayl is fucking
Speaker 2: Kyle and I don't give a mode.
Speaker 1: He's an war path, dude, He's in.
Speaker 2: He's in total.
Speaker 1: I don't give Ever since Joe Rogan had a trump on,
Speaker 1: he was like, I don't care about anything anymore.
Speaker 2: I can't apolish anymore now. But it's like, actually, he's
Speaker 2: exactly what we.
Speaker 4: Probably he probably could.
Speaker 2: He's exactly what we need.
Speaker 3: I feel like people need to bully him into running
Speaker 3: because I feel like he's gonna be too comfortable and
Speaker 3: doing what he's doing. But I'm like, no, you, You
Speaker 3: and Crystal need to get into fucking Congress.
Speaker 2: They have to.
Speaker 3: If they actually want things to change, they have to
Speaker 3: fucking actually step up.
Speaker 1: They have to. I'm gonna clip this and send it
Speaker 1: to him every day until he blocks me.
Speaker 2: So once.
Speaker 4: Yeah he fucks me, immediately, cut me down.
Speaker 1: Shut up, bitch, nigga. I've seen his old tweets. I
Speaker 1: love that is the best page on Twitter I think
Speaker 1: is his old Tweezy.
Speaker 2: Is he is he one of us? He says a
Speaker 2: little brow like, is he like part something Jewish? He's Jewish? Okay.
Speaker 1: From he's like he's a klinsky jew Okay, I got
Speaker 1: you know, they're different, a little different. Look how Bernie
Speaker 1: walks around acts.
Speaker 3: You know, he has said so many inwards he's just professional,
Speaker 3: but like behind the scenes, he's like.
Speaker 1: Nigga, this nigga, man, this nigga right here, you know,
Speaker 1: like these these niggas just don't.
Speaker 2: Know Rommont.
Speaker 1: Three two one Steak Eater, Elon wesk Elon Wes. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: there were some pretty there were some pretty good ones
Speaker 1: that people came a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to kill the game with a mortar,
Speaker 2: Mega Morph Emma throwing in big Bucks build Gunda Model Kits,
Speaker 2: Jake Saw and jolks Saw teaming up to fight their
Speaker 2: ultimate enemy, nigg Saw so stupid.
Speaker 4: Oh the goon glow gab Lab is gay as hell.
Speaker 2: Goon.
Speaker 1: I love that thing. Somebody found that ship.
Speaker 4: I think, what the fuck is that?
Speaker 1: The turtles, but it's all like kind of peeled back.
Speaker 2: Uh, Dongo dono dono. I don't want to leave the congo.
Speaker 2: Oh oh ho mo.
Speaker 9: Dingle dangle dongo in in.
Speaker 4: You're right, this is a rough one.
Speaker 2: In black Cox, I'm entangled. I refuse to go not bad.
Speaker 2: A lobster with human tits and a penis Hitler in
Speaker 2: Paris by Kanye West Hitler in Paris, Hitler in Paris.
Speaker 2: Hereditary is literally named after the theme of family trauma.
Speaker 2: The director obally states this, here's there's your elaboration. Berserker
Speaker 2: Braley gap shotting Sweeney what snark Tank live in Japan?
Speaker 2: Faturing Johnny Somali, Hey baby, are you bookie to ninety eight?
Speaker 2: Because you're a fat unlovable retalk. That is very clever.
Speaker 4: That's so clever, amazing, it's true, but like.
Speaker 2: Very fair?
Speaker 1: What a what a metaphor?
Speaker 2: A metaphor? Awesentistic? Put donuts on my cock a metaphor?
Speaker 2: Pretty sure, I couldn't a fly. It's not proper. It's
Speaker 2: not a metaphor.
Speaker 4: It's not even as similar.
Speaker 1: It's not anything because you fuck you bitch?
Speaker 4: Are you bookie to?
Speaker 2: Because who cares? I'm gonna go take a ship.
Speaker 4: It is a non secretary.
Speaker 2: It's just it. It doesn't nothing. That's why it's so good.
Speaker 1: It's like saying I'm gonna go take a ship. It's
Speaker 1: so gross, something so gross about it. Just walk away.
Speaker 2: I got a ship. Now are you looking at United eight?
Speaker 2: Because excuse me, I bite children calling rechards the inhibited.
Speaker 3: Do we should do a Snark Tank episode? Do we
Speaker 3: just do an open mic? We just do open mics
Speaker 3: for one episode?
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: Like just like we just go open mic and have
Speaker 1: someone recorded, and that's an episode of Snark Tank.
Speaker 2: That'd be crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like like but our friends though, like try to
Speaker 1: get a bunch of our friends together and do an
Speaker 1: open mic. Absolutely not.
Speaker 2: That's that's why they're scary. I have such bad stage
Speaker 2: fright already, and that's what three times it was terrified.
Speaker 3: And that's why I don't think I don't think anybody
Speaker 3: should be I think it should be very low key.
Speaker 3: So it's like as fucked up as possible. And that's
Speaker 3: like episode four hundred, Like four hundred, we just go
Speaker 3: have somebody one person will just be in the back
Speaker 3: recording us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then we just go I'm like a low
Speaker 2: fucking like a shitty like Sony camcorder from twenty ten.
Speaker 2: We try to yeah, trying to recreate the laugh Factory
Speaker 2: moment recreate it. You can do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can do it.
Speaker 2: I mean it would be as funny, it won't be
Speaker 2: as funny. Yeah, like a script, you should just do
Speaker 2: like a coonery. I can't do that, but you should.
Speaker 2: I can't cool up.
Speaker 3: It's so hard for me to do come out to uh,
Speaker 3: tell tell the tell the the guy in charge of
Speaker 3: the audio, the audio engineer, to have come out to
Speaker 3: Atom McDonald's song.
Speaker 2: That's insane.
Speaker 4: If I walk out, you walk out was a Tommy?
Speaker 4: How do you feel that would have been?
Speaker 1: I dragged you guys fucking Tampa, Florida to do a
Speaker 1: boxy we all we all walked down there to.
Speaker 2: Whoa. That would have been fucking that. That would have
Speaker 2: been Really that totally threw me off.
Speaker 1: Just that violent problem. That's how I felt. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: would have been.
Speaker 2: That would have sucked. Yeah, I think it was about
Speaker 2: I would have put my hood up and I'm not
Speaker 2: even turned around. Actually, you know what sucks about it
Speaker 2: is like you probably wouldn't even noticed because like the
Speaker 2: audio is so like distorted, it's kind of hard to
Speaker 2: hear exactly what the song is playing, So you only
Speaker 2: would have realized it at the end. It would have
Speaker 2: been a little bit oh god, damn it.
Speaker 3: The good the at least the good thing is since
Speaker 3: I was since I was actually standing behind you, you
Speaker 3: and Jalen, we were much taller than me that you
Speaker 3: couldn't see me. Actually it would have worked out. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: it actually wouldn't have been that bad, but it would
Speaker 3: have been hilarious for you guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, holding the flagto Rican Flagald's happening again, Une.
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna go.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I talked to its almost gonna like.
Speaker 2: I told him, I don't. I wouldn't be. I'm definitely
Speaker 2: gonna go because then what if I at the time
Speaker 2: I don't feel like it. Yeah, so at the time
Speaker 2: not things come up? What at the time, I just
Speaker 2: don't feel like because who knows what.
Speaker 1: So I was just like I said, I'm to try
Speaker 1: my best.
Speaker 3: I think the greatest thing you can tell somebody when
Speaker 3: they invite to something or whatever, it's like, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: try my best to go.
Speaker 1: I think I want to go, but I also what
Speaker 1: happened to you talking about because I'm gonna have to
Speaker 1: bring Lily. I have to bring Lily if I go,
Speaker 1: right and he's not going to I don't want to
Speaker 1: go by myself. You have to I don't want to
Speaker 1: go by myself.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean you wouldn't. You wouldn't be by yourself.
Speaker 3: What do you mean, You're on the plane, you would
Speaker 3: be by yourself.
Speaker 2: And that's it. Also all the planes now my fucking.
Speaker 3: Great point actually is literally I'm not even joking, bro,
Speaker 3: that is weird. I was like, if America like collapsed,
Speaker 3: like really like quickly within this year. Let's just say,
Speaker 3: for the sake of argument, I would drive to Canada,
Speaker 3: then fly out of.
Speaker 1: Canada, and then bote it. I would not in the
Speaker 1: middle of the fucking ocean.
Speaker 2: For the first time.
Speaker 3: I feel like being afraid of flights is legitimate. It's
Speaker 3: kind of crazy time for the first time because it's
Speaker 3: safer than driving a car.
Speaker 1: It is, yes, in theory, but you know what's more.
Speaker 1: You know it's more.
Speaker 2: You know what's more.
Speaker 1: You know what's more fatal a car accident or a
Speaker 1: plane crash.
Speaker 2: That is true.
Speaker 1: That's the argument I understand. Like on paper, you are
Speaker 1: right way more peopletically you have.
Speaker 3: A much even that it is less fatal a car
Speaker 3: accident on average, you can it is more statistically like
Speaker 3: sound that you will get into a fatal car crash.
Speaker 2: Statistics is then gay math. No, it's not real that.
Speaker 2: Who's ever gotten any far anywhere with this interviews to
Speaker 2: tell you what, Oh, you have a very really little
Speaker 2: chance of dying a plane crash. What are the chances
Speaker 2: of somebody dying in a plane crash as their as
Speaker 2: their plane is crashing?
Speaker 1: Almost one hundred?
Speaker 2: Whoa, whoa, I just debunked statistics.
Speaker 3: I feel like the people on planes are stupid. They
Speaker 3: don't just like jump off, Like why didn't you just
Speaker 3: jump out on the plane, idiot.
Speaker 1: Like you're just like you're just outside walking in one
Speaker 1: guy torpedos.
Speaker 2: The thing about it is that the way you would
Speaker 2: fly out of a plane is so funny because you
Speaker 2: would spin on unrelentingly.
Speaker 1: You're probably going to the end that you would end
Speaker 1: up well if you.
Speaker 2: Were in front of it. Yeah, it's you got you
Speaker 2: just got it calculated.
Speaker 3: You know, like say, you know the hell the helicopter
Speaker 3: that crashes the plane if you would have timed it,
Speaker 3: like if you if you were looking outside the wind
Speaker 3: like oh, ship a helicopter, and then what if he.
Speaker 4: Was trying to do like a sick helicopter. Like, what
Speaker 4: if he's trying to do like a like almost like
Speaker 4: a like a.
Speaker 2: Tony Hawk grind on the top of the plane as
Speaker 2: he was taking off on the helicopter.
Speaker 1: Guys trying to board, good little clothes.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna grind. I'm gonna grind on the plane.
Speaker 1: Yeah, imagine being that fucking stupid. Imagine. Imagine you're in
Speaker 1: the helicopter for some reason and the guy says that.
Speaker 2: Imagine you're the co pilot and you hear the main
Speaker 2: pilot say that, because you realize that he's finally had
Speaker 2: an annuism and he's insane, and it's.
Speaker 1: Just you look over.
Speaker 2: It's actually really sad.
Speaker 3: I heard about the pilot that was carrying Kobe and
Speaker 3: Gigi that because they said it was foggy, But what
Speaker 3: actually happened.
Speaker 1: He was hot boxing. That's actually what really happened.
Speaker 3: That's what they said before they What happened was he
Speaker 3: was he was hot boxing, and he was like he
Speaker 3: if you guys want to know the real stories, So
Speaker 3: he's hot boxing. He was hot boxing salvia, which is
Speaker 3: a hallucinogenda.
Speaker 1: Yeah I'm aware with So he was like that, and
Speaker 1: then the.
Speaker 3: Mountain that he was by in like Calabasta is wherever
Speaker 3: the fun he was at. It looked like it looked
Speaker 3: like a hoop. And then he looked back and he said, hey, Kobe,
Speaker 3: watch this, he said you, and then he fucking that's
Speaker 3: actually there's a black.
Speaker 2: Box, you said you.
Speaker 3: And then Kobe is confused because what clearly is like
Speaker 3: although the car, I sees an alien looking back at him,
Speaker 3: and he's like one and he has his daughter, but
Speaker 3: he he sees a fucking black bear and he's like, hey,
Speaker 3: mister bear, what's happening?
Speaker 1: And his daughter is just crying. Dude, she's high to
Speaker 1: also she's box. So yeah, so you know, unfortunately, I
Speaker 1: love that.
Speaker 4: It's like, is that a mountain or a hoop?
Speaker 2: That a mountain?
Speaker 3: And he's convinced himself that it is clearly a hoop,
Speaker 3: and he's he's playing. He's always wanted to play a
Speaker 3: game with Kobe.
Speaker 4: And this was this is my chance only I'm gonna
Speaker 4: be able to score a hoop.
Speaker 1: With tob I'm going to dunk on Kobe. This is amazing.
Speaker 2: I thought that's what we were talking about. Yeah, we're
Speaker 2: talking about are the most famous Toby's ever Toby No no, no,
Speaker 2: no no no no no no no, Derek, who are
Speaker 2: the two most famous Toby's ever? Told McGuire and who else?
Speaker 1: The the guy from root Beer the show Root Roots
Speaker 1: Beer Massive, make Good root You know that you know
Speaker 1: that that that that I've never seen roots your name
Speaker 1: is told me, and he's like whipping him because he
Speaker 1: was not making.
Speaker 9: Yeah, Doma Nation Vaughan the dad, My girl.
Speaker 1: Is knocked up, root Beer.
Speaker 4: My girlfriend told me my dick isn't supposed to be
Speaker 4: green and I need to see a doctor.
Speaker 2: Get yourself checked out. Boys, Derek is innocent. Free him,
Speaker 2: round eyed MegaR the Asian, Oh nice, he put in
Speaker 2: the meager in there.
Speaker 1: I listened to a lot of Mega Death yesterday actually,
Speaker 1: and so I was talking to the front Kyle. You know,
Speaker 1: Kyle was talking to Kyle and he was freaking like.
Speaker 4: You weren't talking to Kyle. I was talking to Kyle.
Speaker 4: You could never talk.
Speaker 1: We couldn't possibly what you guys are cheating on each
Speaker 1: other by talking to Kyle that separate times.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna kill Kyle on a pocket.
Speaker 1: Look out, Kyle. He was like, yeah, I'm a fan
Speaker 1: of Mega Death, And I was like, have you seen
Speaker 1: have you seen this sword video? I gotta show Lole
Speaker 1: next No way, he hasn't seen it, Lyle. I've I've
Speaker 1: showed that to Lyle. Oh you already did.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we've talked about he knows about it. He
Speaker 2: knows about that.
Speaker 1: I would.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he heard on the street yesterday.
Speaker 1: Did Yeah, he heard about it. He was like, there's
Speaker 1: no way, right, And I was like, look, man, really
Speaker 1: cool video or someone just someone says a cute little thing.
Speaker 2: It's it's really quirky, you know, it's a pretty quirky
Speaker 2: little little thing where you just says it like.
Speaker 3: Am I just do I I don't know anything about
Speaker 3: Dave Mustang other than he's insane, but is this is
Speaker 3: this actually like you know, I think everybody was in
Speaker 3: was like a slip at the tongue whatever, but is it?
Speaker 2: What if it was?
Speaker 3: It actually was like one of those Musk moments where
Speaker 3: he like like a see how like where he literally
Speaker 3: was like, I'm gonna say the leave that to the courts.
Speaker 2: They killed update. The Tyler concert was genuinely life changing
Speaker 2: experience and I appreciate your advice. Oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4: We gave concert advice.
Speaker 1: Did we Yeah, I don't remember what the fuck we said.
Speaker 4: It is impossible.
Speaker 2: Just by the way. I'm glad he had a great tunnel. Yeah. Uh,
Speaker 2: my five year old son with bone cancer really expects
Speaker 2: me to shave off my dreads to look like him.
Speaker 1: Hey, man, get a proper billy. Have you guys seen
Speaker 1: how Philly looks right now? Did it burn down again?
Speaker 1: They destroyed it again?
Speaker 2: Do you remember the street?
Speaker 1: The old fucking melting They willed it out like fucking rowgers.
Speaker 1: They yanked the fucking lamp post off the ground. They
Speaker 1: when Philly won the Super Bowl last time, it was
Speaker 1: like twenty seventeen something like that. No, twenty eighteen, maybe
Speaker 1: because seventeen was on the Patriots.
Speaker 2: Oh I think I'm there's I'm springing a bell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was a little kid on the top of
Speaker 1: a fucking pole and I was a.
Speaker 2: Get up there. I don't I don't know. I'm vaguely
Speaker 2: remembering something like someone brought and left their kid up
Speaker 2: really high. Please listen to the fovs. I am not approachable.
Speaker 2: The Foves never heard of that. I haven't listened to
Speaker 2: a lot of Viagara boys recently, agriboys, the Vagara boys.
Speaker 2: I love that that. That man is so fucking weird.
Speaker 9: They're putting creepy girllies in the micro chips.
Speaker 2: It's good stuff. Is that the lamp I don't know.
Speaker 2: That's not a lamp post. This is a crippled guy
Speaker 2: in a wheelchair there hoisted up. Yeah, whatever, celebratorily. I
Speaker 2: don't think he wants to meet him. He's smiling. That's crazy, man,
Speaker 2: He's smiling.
Speaker 1: He doesn't want to motherfuckers.
Speaker 2: It's one of those smiles.
Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think he has anything.
Speaker 2: His face does all right, motherfucker's gonna fall, dude. I
Speaker 2: was watching an interview with Vin I don't even know why,
Speaker 2: Like a bunch of breaking bad stuf's been popping up
Speaker 2: and might recommended. And so I have an interviewed with
Speaker 2: Vince Vince Gilligan talking about like casting Walter Walter Mitty,
Speaker 2: the Wald Jr. And he was like, I wrote this character,
Speaker 2: and I wrote this character with CP, and I needed
Speaker 2: to find an actor with CP. He abbreviated god damn,
Speaker 2: nobody says that I know I needed I needed an
Speaker 2: actor with CP. So we went and scoured the country
Speaker 2: looking for you know, CP. The best CP if he
Speaker 2: actually meant, oh, sober polsy works too.
Speaker 1: I guess that's what happened. Like the people the p
Speaker 1: a's were like, fucking crazy happened.
Speaker 3: They they brought a guy with cerebral palsy and he's like,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, I mean I guess sure, sure.
Speaker 2: This what am I seeing?
Speaker 4: Philip post that one.
Speaker 3: Is old, that's the one I Unfortunately it's all being
Speaker 3: shrouded in this bullshit.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, I'm trying to find the old one.
Speaker 4: It's literally all the search terms are identical. I would
Speaker 4: I would imagine it sucks, all.
Speaker 2: Right, somebody gets somebody's crazy. I've seen that happen so
Speaker 2: many times in Big Boobies, Titanic Titties, straight up massive Milkers,
Speaker 2: Kingsley Jamaica Man, Kim's Kingsley Jamaica Man and Dorky Kamakazi Pilot,
Speaker 2: double teaming, Christine gun Girl Jojo doesn't know Derek and
Speaker 2: Me do it in my van every Sunday doesn't know.
Speaker 2: That's uh killed.
Speaker 1: I would have killed that guy. He just he was
Speaker 1: way too calm.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, like at that point, like I think, realistically,
Speaker 3: there should be a director's cut where that dude turns
Speaker 3: into a scottis into.
Speaker 2: A serial killer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because that is the moment where you do where
Speaker 1: he stays up behind him and puts a fucking trip mine,
Speaker 1: I claim one he.
Speaker 2: Puts a.
Speaker 3: That would have been a damn Can we see at
Speaker 3: a certain point, these are the reasons why the only
Speaker 3: reason I want some movies.
Speaker 2: To be remade.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's just a ruin that.
Speaker 1: This completely make a different movie at that moment. Why
Speaker 1: I call it your own trip remake? If like the
Speaker 1: guy is gonna put a nail bomb in his bathroom
Speaker 1: while thinking this ship.
Speaker 4: A nail bomb, you know what's crazy?
Speaker 2: I know how to make a nail I think I
Speaker 2: have an idea how to make one too.
Speaker 1: That's like I know how to do it, like I
Speaker 1: could do it today.
Speaker 2: Why be a terrorist? Uh huh?
Speaker 1: Be a terrorist?
Speaker 2: I shouldn't bro They chriscoed a bunch of the lamps
Speaker 2: the street lights, did me. They criscoed them in preparation.
Speaker 4: They greased them up.
Speaker 2: They greased them up.
Speaker 1: Who can't get them?
Speaker 2: Yeah, with with fucking pig fat, with pig lard.
Speaker 1: And people are still fucking doing it. But they're still
Speaker 1: it's just hard. Modere's into the metal. Fucking god damn
Speaker 1: put his hand in it, dance sing.
Speaker 2: It like what is that guy? Is that fucking god
Speaker 2: just becomes venom? Uh suing my ex boyfriend for custody
Speaker 2: of our friends. My dick is hard, my balls are
Speaker 2: numbs sipping my ass. Phil would come getting murdered by
Speaker 2: the entire United States military because some dog used to
Speaker 2: work at the White House. Indiana crones in the Temple
Speaker 2: of Pooh Ye yea on Snark Tank twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2: Get him in fish nets, Death Jack, the world's fastest
Speaker 2: Mallory nockt Herne has some of the worst designs I've
Speaker 2: ever seen, uh Castlevanian knock turn. I guess what are
Speaker 2: some of the most desire of characterising. Yeah, I think
Speaker 2: that's I don't know. I haven't seen. I will say
Speaker 2: of the designs that I've seen of it, the first
Speaker 2: series is significantly stronger. I think.
Speaker 1: I think What's your Name? Looks amazing? The Black Girl,
Speaker 1: I think her design is amazing.
Speaker 2: Literally, I don't like that she's black. What's up? Matt
Speaker 2: walshter pick one?
Speaker 1: Literally, what's up?
Speaker 4: Crowder crowded a name out of a hat?
Speaker 2: Jack pic and woke like literally the same ship sneezing
Speaker 2: is just coming out of your face thinking a little bit.
Speaker 4: Arthur Morgan voice aries killing in my life is yours?
Speaker 2: The car look funny? Would you kind?
Speaker 1: It made him wake girly? Look they just he's just
Speaker 1: he's not color rendered at all. He's like pale. He's
Speaker 1: completely white.
Speaker 2: That makes sense, I know, not really, it doesn't exactly
Speaker 2: well nothing, it doesn't matter. I don't. I don't know
Speaker 2: if there's some lord that I'm trying to wear a.
Speaker 4: Plain that got you know what's weird about that show?
Speaker 2: And it is funny, Like I did see this clip,
Speaker 2: but like yeah, where they tried to explain like a
Speaker 2: scientific reason why the right angles of the cross?
Speaker 4: Uh burn demons alive?
Speaker 1: It makes sense? Why explaining it?
Speaker 4: It's a dumb idea.
Speaker 1: Why would an Indian vampire be afraid of a fucking cross?
Speaker 4: What are you talking?
Speaker 1: Why would a vampire from India at that time be
Speaker 1: a versatile cross?
Speaker 4: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: The whole point is that, like you're already I love
Speaker 2: the idea that the premise of the joke is that
Speaker 2: it's funny that all of this fantastical stuff is possible
Speaker 2: where like you have vampires and all this magic shit,
Speaker 2: but like the idea of God is like, no, we
Speaker 2: need to science this. It's like it's like the right
Speaker 2: angles of the cross or what does it? It's fucking insane.
Speaker 1: I think that's funny. And it's like, well, yeah, why,
Speaker 1: Like you're in Japan and the vampires get to use
Speaker 1: soab a cross and it's like yeah, it's like why
Speaker 1: the what that doesn't make a mean?
Speaker 2: Why not?
Speaker 3: Though my understanding was that like, well, okay, there's many
Speaker 3: things that affect vampires, so that's they might not have
Speaker 3: ran into that particular thing, Like you don't you don't
Speaker 3: need to only kill them with the fucking cross related thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, stake him in the heart.
Speaker 1: Not to mention even it doesn't really even bother them
Speaker 1: that much. Most vampires in the series are.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, it's it's what The scientific explanation of the
Speaker 2: cross is just so silly. It's like right angles, Like
Speaker 2: what the are you talking about? Like I just don't,
Speaker 2: like I don't I don't need it. I don't exactly,
Speaker 2: I don't. Yeah, I don't need it at all.
Speaker 1: I don't get being afraid of crosses. That's such a
Speaker 1: stupid thing.
Speaker 3: It's like it's all stupid, like if you think about it,
Speaker 3: even the whole idea of just oh, they're night creatures,
Speaker 3: so the sun focks him.
Speaker 2: Why I was actually talking about I was actually talking
Speaker 2: about this like some friends of mine the other day
Speaker 2: where it was just like because I'm watching Lord's Light,
Speaker 2: because I'm watching Severance right now.
Speaker 4: Uh you know that show Severance.
Speaker 2: Heard about it. It's like some Apple TV show.
Speaker 1: It's like it's got like Adam Scott and it's it's
Speaker 1: creative by Ben Stiller for some reason.
Speaker 2: It's like it's really good, though created by him, I think.
Speaker 2: So I could be wrong. I could he I know
Speaker 2: he directs a lot of the episodes, and I've seen
Speaker 2: him credited as like a mastermind behind it.
Speaker 4: But I don't know if he created it by himself
Speaker 4: or like with a group of people.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: But it's a show and it's really good. It's got
Speaker 4: like two seasons so far.
Speaker 2: But the premise I remember looking at the presis it's
Speaker 2: like this is such a dumb premise. Itause the premise
Speaker 2: is do you know the premises everces? Do you? Yeah?
Speaker 4: It's like, yeah, do you know.
Speaker 2: So it's the idea is like, okay, you go to
Speaker 2: work for a company and then you leave, It's like,
Speaker 2: oh work is sold draining. It sucks. What if you
Speaker 2: could split yourself into two people consciously, So like the
Speaker 2: idea is like there's a floor and like a procedure
Speaker 2: that you do where like if you go down the elevator,
Speaker 2: you go on this floor and basically your social self
Speaker 2: turns on or your social self turns off and your
Speaker 2: work self turns on. So like they're two separate consciousnesses,
Speaker 2: Like your work self doesn't know what's going on in
Speaker 2: the you know, and vice versa. There real person sleeps,
Speaker 2: like the social use sleeps, and then you go to
Speaker 2: our body sleep. Yeah, it's the same person. You go
Speaker 2: into the elevator and then like something triggers into your
Speaker 2: brain and you just kind of become the new you. Okay,
Speaker 2: so like one one version of you is always working,
Speaker 2: but like they're all so like they got nothing else
Speaker 2: to do, so the social use sleeps. Then the whole
Speaker 2: premise is to just like I don't want to think
Speaker 2: about where. I want to enjoy my life and not
Speaker 2: have to worry about it. I want to be able
Speaker 2: to clock in and then like one second later it's
Speaker 2: five pm and I've skipped my entire work work day.
Speaker 2: I don't have to pay attention to it. Yeah, fucking convoluted, stupid.
Speaker 2: It's a stupid, fucking idea. It's the idea that you
Speaker 2: would have if you were high in high.
Speaker 3: School and talking about like, dude, Yeah, it's It's as
Speaker 3: dumb as when I say I wish I could just
Speaker 3: charge my brain like an iPhone and not have to sleep.
Speaker 1: Like I just yeah, and then oh, I'm good to go.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm convinced now though, that that would be a
Speaker 4: good show.
Speaker 1: Oh, because of that, and as I thought.
Speaker 3: About it, because of that, if you were able to charge,
Speaker 3: you were recharging is sleeping.
Speaker 2: Well, it doesn't.
Speaker 1: I feel like there's like a mental side to it though, right,
Speaker 1: Like the.
Speaker 3: Mental side is sleep just takes care of all the things,
Speaker 3: all the damage you've done your brain from being awake
Speaker 3: the entire day, so and then it helps figure things
Speaker 3: out subconsciously, brings subconscious into the forefront of the mind
Speaker 3: and figure some stuff out. I feel like charging would
Speaker 3: take care of all that, because what it's just doing
Speaker 3: all that but just in like an hour or something,
Speaker 3: so you just.
Speaker 1: Okay, you know, I believe that, like with with good execution,
Speaker 1: that stupid idea could be I think everything, I think,
Speaker 1: for the most part, most things have a chance of
Speaker 1: being pretty good.
Speaker 2: I think most Yeah, I think there's no I think
Speaker 2: if if you have any idea, no matter how bad
Speaker 2: it is, if you execute on it, well it's becomes
Speaker 2: a good idea.
Speaker 4: I guess I was thinking about that, like just in
Speaker 4: all the think about all the good.
Speaker 2: Ideas that you think are good ideas, or like the
Speaker 2: good shows or the good movies or the good games.
Speaker 2: Chances are you could boil that down into like a
Speaker 2: really stupid idea.
Speaker 1: Of course, you know. I guess when people always say, like, oh,
Speaker 1: like the what if a.
Speaker 4: High school teacher fucking sold meth?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Who the fuck would watch that?
Speaker 3: When they say like break this show down into like
Speaker 3: one a sentence or something like that, Yeah, it's like that.
Speaker 3: And uh, I think about say a show like The
Speaker 3: Last of Us. Who gives a fuck about these mushroom
Speaker 3: zombies or whatever the fuck's going on?
Speaker 1: There's zombies and white Man and Baby Dyke saved the world.
Speaker 2: There's yeah, so there's a there's zombies and they come
Speaker 2: from like a mushroom. Yeah, it's a bullshit like you'd
Speaker 2: be like.
Speaker 4: Get the fuck out of my office pitching this to
Speaker 4: me for you.
Speaker 1: I think a lot of things are not as stupid,
Speaker 1: like a lot, like most shows are pretty fucking stupid
Speaker 1: on in their simplest form, But.
Speaker 2: The most fiction is stupid.
Speaker 1: Ye, not the most things are stupid, well.
Speaker 2: I guess, But like I mean, like from the idea
Speaker 2: of like coming up with something and making it real,
Speaker 2: I just think like, yeah, and I got to think
Speaker 2: of like what is a bad like I wonder how
Speaker 2: many Oh that fucking Maxilandis movie with Will Smith? You
Speaker 2: remember Bright? Yeah, I never saw that. I remember thinking like,
Speaker 2: that's not a bad idea, but that sucks, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, The movie itself sucked.
Speaker 1: And I remember like that could do something that shouldn't
Speaker 1: be a movie, that that needs to be a like
Speaker 1: a show, but like the.
Speaker 2: Primate, like a good fantasy being like like contemporary and
Speaker 2: like the like that's not a bad idea.
Speaker 4: That seemed cool, but it was executed horribly.
Speaker 1: I think having I think having fantasy in a modern
Speaker 1: world just doesn't quite work right.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 4: I think I think it could work, right.
Speaker 1: I'm convinced that it could because I think it's just
Speaker 1: there's so much like.
Speaker 2: Racism though I though it's it's it's always talking about racism.
Speaker 1: Racism in a fantasy world makes sense in a way
Speaker 1: it just can't in a real world. Orcs literally kill
Speaker 1: people like yeah, but it's just but like I would say,
Speaker 1: but they're not beholden society went on and eventually imagine, like,
Speaker 1: look look at what we used to do, what cultures
Speaker 1: used to do. So I feel like eventually, if orcs
Speaker 1: and all that ship was real, like it's entirely possible
Speaker 1: to everybody, it'd be like, yeah, it would get there,
Speaker 1: but like it'd be like because thinking like this, right,
Speaker 1: like a teethling that is devil, that is a devil effectively, right,
Speaker 1: And imagine every time people have encountered devils, they're like
Speaker 1: raping and like literally monstrous creatures and then like teethings,
Speaker 1: big meaty stinks.
Speaker 3: I feel like they would just have to be a well,
Speaker 3: they would be eradicated. Like some groups on this planet
Speaker 3: are almost gone. Goon are killed by that's so numbers
Speaker 3: on the board killed?
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Speaker 2: Oh Superman, No, that's the theme song. The overkill is like,
Speaker 2: there's there's some episode of Scrubs where it's like Colin
Speaker 2: Hay is like this old dude and he like.
Speaker 4: What's his name?
Speaker 2: J D seeing him everywhere. He's like in the dead
Speaker 2: Body he's like singing. I can't remember what episode it was.
Speaker 1: I thought Men at Work is the.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's also the scrub song.
Speaker 2: Okay, I didn't know. I can't get to sleep. I
Speaker 2: think about the implication. Okay, I wanted I didn't.
Speaker 1: I thought they they they made like one song and
Speaker 1: died or something.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that guy.
Speaker 4: Well that's the only other song I know about them.
Speaker 3: To be fair, I don't know anything. Actually, I didn't
Speaker 3: even know. It's just it's a person.
Speaker 2: Well Colin Hay is the singer, but like Men at Work,
Speaker 2: I literally don't know.
Speaker 4: Okay, I don't know why I know this. I was
Speaker 4: just about to say that.
Speaker 2: I was like, why do I have strange esoteric knowledge
Speaker 2: about things that have no real barrier? Uh? Jimmy Buffett
Speaker 2: is my hear me out that's great today as a corpse.
Speaker 1: I don't, I can't.
Speaker 2: I have no comment.
Speaker 1: I don't really know any Jimmy Buffet song.
Speaker 2: I don't know anything about him. I know that gay
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Speaker 2: It might be that having a hamburger so fucking lame.
Speaker 2: You get a cheeseburger like a man.
Speaker 1: Having a hamberg Yeah, yeah, what the fuck is wrong
Speaker 1: with you?
Speaker 3: Even the people that are like, oh, I'm lactose intaller,
Speaker 3: I'm like, bro, there's barely any lactose and cheese, shut
Speaker 3: the fuck up. Like, legitimately, there's barely any lactose and cheese.
Speaker 3: Is true, It's absolutely true.
Speaker 1: Like so pizza, wouldn't I feel like it doesn't have
Speaker 1: that much because the aging process of cheese, the lactose
Speaker 1: breaks down. There isn't that much in there.
Speaker 2: How do you get?
Speaker 3: I thought list there isn't a lot of lactose comparatively,
Speaker 3: like say, like a cream, right, a cream obviously that's
Speaker 3: just like it's it fucking of courses lot lactose. The
Speaker 3: aging process heavily breaks down the lactose, so there's not that.
Speaker 2: Much in it. Let me verify that before I saw.
Speaker 2: But like, I'm like, I just I'm.
Speaker 1: Pretty I'm sure there's less than cream. I am.
Speaker 3: I'm I'm partially lactose intolerant, not like violently. But cheese
Speaker 3: doesn't affect me even a little bit. But like say,
Speaker 3: if I have milk, then all of a sudden, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: there's a high chance I'm gonna.
Speaker 1: Chip my pants.
Speaker 4: How do they put the skin on the cheese?
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Speaker 2: I love that video.
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Speaker 2: Sween to read read out loud in class. Every time
Speaker 2: Sweeney talks, I skipped. I was terrible at that I'm
Speaker 2: reading in.
Speaker 4: Class, Okay, I was just disleked.
Speaker 2: I was literally like fumbling like a good man.
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Speaker 2: Do you know how?
Speaker 1: I was so good that, like I was upset when
Speaker 1: I made a mistake.
Speaker 3: Like we had to do these things in a home
Speaker 3: room to pledge of allegiance, and then we would read
Speaker 3: a quote from like a famous person, Like in my
Speaker 3: middle school, we'd always do this, and it was like, oh,
Speaker 3: it's my turn to do it, and I'm like, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna kill this thing. It was fine, but at that point,
Speaker 3: so I'm like twelve or something, I've never seen the
Speaker 3: name Dwight before, so I.
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Speaker 2: I said, like a fucking thumb at white guys and
Speaker 2: bothers me.
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Speaker 1: so it was easier for me to read but I'm
Speaker 1: also violently dislexing. But I just read more.
Speaker 2: Ye, So I would have to like eat out loud
Speaker 2: to make because it was gonna happen. It was gonna happen.
Speaker 1: I'd make sure I would go home. I would read
Speaker 1: the passage beforehand that we're reading with school, and then
Speaker 1: it was time. So it was time, I'd be like,
Speaker 1: all right, cool. Even if I fucking got my brain,
Speaker 1: it kind of autopilot.
Speaker 2: I just make the assumption of be the adjustment now
Speaker 2: where it says like I can't trust what I see
Speaker 2: the first time, so I just make my assumptions, like
Speaker 2: what's the second most likely thing that this is going
Speaker 2: to be?
Speaker 4: And it usually works.
Speaker 1: I do that too, and that's it's actually not good.
Speaker 1: What it helps you help you stay afloat?
Speaker 3: You know, did you ever have one of those moments
Speaker 3: when you don't know how you knew this word even
Speaker 3: though you've never, like, say, chaos, I had never seen
Speaker 3: chaos written before, and then I saw and I was like,
Speaker 3: how did I?
Speaker 1: Because that does not look like chaos.
Speaker 2: I does not look like I'm like prowse, I'm pretty
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Speaker 2: the One of the only things that I feel genuinely
Speaker 2: confident is like, if I've never seen a word before,
Speaker 2: I can probably pronounce it correctly. Like even if it's
Speaker 2: like a weird one I have, is like even like
Speaker 2: a likely guest.
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Speaker 2: Yeah?
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Speaker 2: He said that he should have said that.
Speaker 1: I hear you like come he did say pedophile. But
Speaker 1: I understand why he's probably gonna get in.
Speaker 2: I feel like I was like why, like, like, why
Speaker 2: are you playing by the come on? What else?
Speaker 1: I mean you said? I think it was I think
Speaker 1: that was I think the super Bowl was like don't
Speaker 1: say I'm sure, I'm sure they did. I don't think
Speaker 1: it was him like choosing not to. I think the
Speaker 1: super Bowl was, like it's stupid.
Speaker 2: Though, I feel like if they shouldn't be it's like
Speaker 2: the raging against the machine thing. It's like, just fucking
Speaker 2: do it? What are you talking?
Speaker 3: Just say, well, here's the thing I actually I gotta
Speaker 3: So I don't know if many people agree with me,
Speaker 3: but what it looks like for me because the Chili
Speaker 3: Peppers when they played, they're like, oh, we don't play live.
Speaker 1: We record a live track and then we play to it.
Speaker 2: So they weren't.
Speaker 1: Supposed to say that obviously, but you know, Chili Peppers
Speaker 1: are like, what the fuck? We didn't want to do that,
Speaker 1: but they made us do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And what it looks like to me whenever I
Speaker 3: see this the only times people are there's there's live
Speaker 3: mics in certain aspects of it, but most of the
Speaker 3: performances already pre rendered. And one thing was obvious when
Speaker 3: Scissa came out like she was absolutely her lips didn't
Speaker 3: match what she was. But like there's parts where like
Speaker 3: in between where it seems like they cut the mic
Speaker 3: on they're actually like talking, and it's hard for me
Speaker 3: to decipher that completely.
Speaker 2: So I think.
Speaker 1: In a moment, I not. I don't think it sounds
Speaker 1: so that you weren't paying attention to.
Speaker 2: What I was.
Speaker 3: But did you hear what I was saying before they
Speaker 3: cut a live performance and then it's rendered and then
Speaker 3: they play that. So the Chili Peppers, because they it
Speaker 3: was basically after all the disasters and ship that happened
Speaker 3: before with like uh yeah and all that stuff, they're like,
Speaker 3: we don't want to take any chances. So the idea
Speaker 3: is to have a live rendered performance and then just
Speaker 3: lip sync to.
Speaker 1: It, and uh, I don't.
Speaker 3: I would have to study it to see like how
Speaker 3: close it was. But like when I was looking at Sissa,
Speaker 3: it didn't look very close. Like say, Kendrick looked like
Speaker 3: he was completely like locked in. But there's parts where
Speaker 3: like when he's talking that's clearly a live mic, like
Speaker 3: they were talking, there's a part because like to to
Speaker 3: have a live rendered like live kind of thing like
Speaker 3: that would be stupid because then it would be like
Speaker 3: easily exposed. Yeah, you're not gonna remember exactly your cadence
Speaker 3: when you're talking, but if you're rapping, it's really easy.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Like I said, some people might disagree with me, be like, no,
Speaker 1: I think it's live dated. I never knew that.
Speaker 2: I had no idea.
Speaker 1: He dated her when she was like eighteen, which is
Speaker 1: sucking another. My nigga stopped like stop, uh no, wait,
Speaker 1: I'm talking Drake Date.
Speaker 2: I think he said, he said Hendrick David.
Speaker 1: No, I definitely, I would be like, but yeah, I
Speaker 1: didn't not, I didn't hear about I think I think
Speaker 1: they're both around the same age each other, Dragon Kendrick.
Speaker 2: I think they're both in the same age. No, you're no,
Speaker 2: You're right.
Speaker 3: He I think he's I think he's literally like a
Speaker 3: year older than me. Yeah, I think it's like thirty seven,
Speaker 3: thirty seven. I think it might have been born the
Speaker 3: same year.
Speaker 2: I think possibly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And he also dated Suena Williams.
Speaker 2: That she was there was just hilarious too. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: maybe was obsessed with her. Did he did he party?
Speaker 4: Did he party?
Speaker 2: On fs and Island catered by Jared fogl and Bartana
Speaker 2: by Bill Cosby and a rounding Our list is always
Speaker 2: king you have haphazard three x O chugging a two
Speaker 2: liter coke, swallowing three mentos like pills, and doing ten
Speaker 2: jumping jacks.
Speaker 1: Just trying to kill yourself, just trying to straight die.
Speaker 2: I would love to see what that would do to
Speaker 2: a human body.
Speaker 1: You'll probably just get like probably just getting up the stomach.
Speaker 2: That's it. Damn Probably Sweety punching Nazis through Sweeney's toothcap,
Speaker 2: slurping stroke and smoking joking emoticons going like this? Has
Speaker 2: Derek ever checked out? Vinlin Saga? Great anime, especially season two? Uh,
Speaker 2: Judas Priest dicking after Dick Knight, cocking till the cock.
Speaker 4: Penis till the penis then, I'm calm, I'm calm.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that is.
Speaker 4: We want your blow me uh waiting for the Sween
Speaker 4: hunting tear list. I want or tear.
Speaker 2: I want his pelt, Kremlin de gremlin, fucking squirrel girl
Speaker 2: and uh leaving two condoms in her. Yeah, that's fucking insane. Uh, Joey, Yeah,
Speaker 2: as it ain't easy taking dick like this, Jarvis, take
Speaker 2: me off Epstein's Black Book. Oh my god, doctor Drew
Speaker 2: passed away today.
Speaker 1: I'm not a big fan of Joey Diaz, but I
Speaker 1: love his fucking joke about fucking bombing places. You going
Speaker 1: to place and you fucking paid two dollars for a
Speaker 1: fucking slice of pizza bombomb I think that is. I
Speaker 1: don't think he's very funny. We've all got a preak.
Speaker 4: I think I think a lot of us have felt that,
Speaker 4: but like, oh my god, doctor.
Speaker 2: Just gotta say deep cut on that fucking you just
Speaker 2: said his name, Doctor Drew, Doctor about that deep ancient one? Uh.
Speaker 2: The homosexual Hulk voice, Hulk gape wage slave five eighty three,
Speaker 2: green goblin voice. The sheen of Sweden's peen is green
Speaker 2: from banging Marlene. The Penie Brothers, the picture of young
Speaker 2: Jock praying no do you think the Peenie brother present.
Speaker 2: Gordon Ramsey cleaning asmen Gold's room as m R. That's awesome?
Speaker 2: Oh wait what Gordon Ramsey cleaning asmen Gold's room? Oh
Speaker 2: my god? The fuck is this?
Speaker 1: We had a kitchen nightmare?
Speaker 2: Don doctorson my colon, swing my colon, the colon swinging slasher.
Speaker 2: My my villain arc has begun. Some asshole in New
Speaker 2: York got my debit card number and spend hundreds on porn.
Speaker 2: I will find him. Why? What is why is he
Speaker 2: doing that? What is that? It's so funny.
Speaker 1: I think he lost custody of his daughter in this moment,
Speaker 1: and it's like he made a video about it, and
Speaker 1: it's kind of sad but also super funny.
Speaker 2: He looks stupid.
Speaker 1: It's like he's getting domed up.
Speaker 2: That is fucking crazy, like praying like what do you
Speaker 2: pray that it never ends or that you can you
Speaker 2: can endure?
Speaker 1: Like what's happening?
Speaker 2: It's probably you already know. She still saw kid who
Speaker 2: shot his dad and spray for a mile away story.
Speaker 2: You don't have the strength of stops Chris out here,
Speaker 2: gollum maxing with found rings with Hi finding rings come
Speaker 2: cumface is like clay face. But well, you know, how
Speaker 2: dare you?
Speaker 4: I love that that's written this awesome though it is
Speaker 4: a good idea.
Speaker 2: It's a great villain. Get him a face face flat
Speaker 2: spray face meebe fishy making making my daily deposits in
Speaker 2: the cum drawer. Tom Sweeney is a sweet and beautiful angel.
Speaker 2: John Strickland Merse, eighteen eighty nine. My bitch fisted me
Speaker 2: so deep, she worked up, She worked me like a
Speaker 2: sock puppet.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I came. Stop calling me gay.
Speaker 2: It's not like that first Sergey David naming my child
Speaker 2: Norma Jean strictly because of the band. A surgeon I
Speaker 2: worked with got fired for listening to Pizza Time episode.
Speaker 2: I recommended to him time to eat the bugs and
Speaker 2: live in the Pod pre Ros Blake eight ninety six.
Speaker 2: Who do you think? Who do you think you are?
Speaker 4: I am retour d two.
Speaker 2: Uh do you think? Brian Thomas's last words was wa
Speaker 2: My dad went to school with Tears for Fears and
Speaker 2: they said they were known as those queers. Jared Fogel
Speaker 2: using dark brass time machine to molest himself as a child.
Speaker 1: That is insane and.
Speaker 3: That's how he struck because you know that's usually the cycle.
Speaker 3: You get molested, you grow up, and you become a child.
Speaker 1: That system, this is completely a determinator.
Speaker 2: That's insane. You hear bump, bump bump.
Speaker 1: That's terrible. Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 4: Going back in time to molest yourself.
Speaker 2: Is exactly and then that's gotta do this. That's crazy.
Speaker 4: Texas standard salad shot.
Speaker 2: Young Sheldon says, Sweeney's a homo Goku false s SJ
Speaker 2: on YouTube for Stupefy Nikky Nikky Nicky Nikki Ziggy fifty
Speaker 2: nine Shades of Gay. See her name changes all the time,
Speaker 2: so I can't. It's hard for me to remember. Fifty
Speaker 2: nine Shades of Gay Star Tank with live special guests,
Speaker 2: The Quartering and Cat Black Musical guests in that and Dragons.
Speaker 4: I cannot imagine a show that I.
Speaker 2: Would be less likely to kill myself out. Oh man,
Speaker 2: that is a show, right, I never a million years
Speaker 2: trans Uh.
Speaker 1: Black lady that absolutely hates Chris damn.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: She she wasn't a fan of me either. She she
Speaker 1: drew a picture of me with a Nazi armband.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And also I was like, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 3: The crazy thing was she made me look all ghetto
Speaker 3: as fucking I'm like, it's a little little crazy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've never done anything like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's like real Nazis. There was really like I
Speaker 2: was real Nazis. There was literally I was just like that,
Speaker 2: I'm not saying Nazis.
Speaker 4: It really is a pocket. It was like that drawing
Speaker 4: was crazy.
Speaker 2: It is the way that it looks. It was a
Speaker 2: borderline like newspaper like cartoon from like nineteen oh five, like.
Speaker 1: The Strumer fucking the German fucking Nazi newspaper or something.
Speaker 3: So it was it was pretty interesting. But I I
Speaker 3: love the drawing though, Like it's it's actually prappy.
Speaker 2: It's still around.
Speaker 1: She still make content is She's still doing something Yeah,
Speaker 1: YouTuber so there.
Speaker 2: So the quartering.
Speaker 3: I haven't seen anything about him in a minute rain
Speaker 3: he's swirling.
Speaker 2: Bro he does not.
Speaker 1: He is not emote like that at all.
Speaker 2: He thought he was he is now he's like he's
Speaker 2: swirling down the fucking drain. He thought was he's like
Speaker 2: Hercules in the at the end with like the being oh.
Speaker 4: Fuku and that weird like fucking death tornado or whatever.
Speaker 1: Then it was I completely forgot about that.
Speaker 2: He said, it's a good movie, said Meg.
Speaker 4: Christmas Christopher colon Bus.
Speaker 2: I think you Shaidheera Magheira.
Speaker 1: I thought you said the guy from Bagheera from Jungle Book.
Speaker 1: I think her name is mcghara. I think it's mcghera.
Speaker 2: I thought.
Speaker 4: Meg's what she's called Meg.
Speaker 1: Yeah, big pitty bitch is what I.
Speaker 2: Should have didn't. She had a very tiny waist, and.
Speaker 1: I thought she had big tits relative to like the
Speaker 1: size of the rest of her body. I don't remember.
Speaker 4: I feel like you know what big tits.
Speaker 2: Zeus Zeus was stacked, ju was stacked. Yeah, you remember it.
Speaker 2: The shame he was shot in Arizona.
Speaker 1: The god Zeus going into a fucking quick, fucking a
Speaker 1: stopping shop real quick.
Speaker 4: He got mugged at a quickie Martin fucking Tucson.
Speaker 1: He was like, wait, let's going. You know, I'm the
Speaker 1: god boom.
Speaker 2: Look at this niggas tits man, Oh.
Speaker 1: Dang, got healthy.
Speaker 4: He also has the face of an old baby. He's
Speaker 4: like a confusing person.
Speaker 2: Like the way he's animal, he's almost like a salamander.
Speaker 2: The way he faces looks up. Man, do you ever
Speaker 2: see what that is? A beard?
Speaker 4: I don't want to see that.
Speaker 2: He looks insade like it's the first thing that pops up.
Speaker 2: You put a w like without beard.
Speaker 1: That is crazy.
Speaker 2: That is fucking a heinous Oh my god, dude, what
Speaker 2: the hell I've never seen that? Actually, he would say
Speaker 2: that fucking weird. Oh my god, that's stop motion.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, what the fuck is that thing? I
Speaker 4: know the audience knows.
Speaker 2: There's like this weird stop motion meme a while ago.
Speaker 2: But there's like little clay blob. It was like almost
Speaker 2: like a Whilse and Gramitt looking thing. It was like
Speaker 2: it was just a chewing. It was like a I
Speaker 2: think it's a chin upside down or something like that.
Speaker 2: That No, it's I don't know whatever. I think.
Speaker 4: They mentioned.
Speaker 2: It only plays once Squidward killing machine operator. Sorry, miss Jackson,
Speaker 2: badly Brave Dog the baby Hunter Atherian needs help lowering
Speaker 2: his weapon and Halo three Orange man Hunter name from
Speaker 2: Melphis one and running out our list as always, the King.
Speaker 4: Of Paphazard. Yeah, thank you all for your support.
Speaker 2: You're all wonderful people.
Speaker 4: Next, uh, this is episode?
Speaker 2: Is this two ninety nine? Derek? What the fuck? Dude?
Speaker 4: So he's showing us.
Speaker 1: Look it up.
Speaker 2: Yes, he's showing us a very detailed and very well
Speaker 2: done drawing of Zeus from Hercules. Fucking Hercules from Hercules.
Speaker 1: This is the type of ship that will be my my,
Speaker 1: my old school Hobies.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we sent Disney game port each other.
Speaker 1: Wow, it's so good.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 3: It all started with Beauty and the Beast we once
Speaker 3: saw we we stumble upon a debian art of us
Speaker 3: of the Beasts absolutely ravaging gust On, and ever since
Speaker 3: then that's just been like an art for us. So
Speaker 3: sad with the Beast is so like savagely like given
Speaker 3: ab it's crazy.
Speaker 2: Bye this episode right, next episode three hundred.
Speaker 4: That means we're gonna reset.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so next episode. Actually, every so you guys might
Speaker 2: not know this because we've hit episode three hundred. We're
Speaker 2: gonna we're gonna restart. Next episode is gonna be episode one.
Speaker 2: We're gonna get rid of every single episode that we're
Speaker 2: gonna delete everything. It's gonna be likeas we delete everything
Speaker 2: we've ever made and restart that. Yeah, we are doing it.
Speaker 2: We are doing that. I do think we should make
Speaker 2: an effort to make it a good jump on, because
Speaker 2: there's so much of the show is like jokes.
Speaker 14: From two that would be episode one, finally finally two.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, season to get ready for season two?
Speaker 2: Next episode better uncut.
Speaker 1: And oh yeah, yeah, bigger, bigger, long shut all right
Speaker 1: say say tuned for season two.
Speaker 2: Bye. I don't want to wait from my come to
Speaker 2: get colder. I want to drink it now while it's warm.
Speaker 4: That was Dawson's Creek, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love that show. That older sister. I did
Speaker 2: not watch that at all.
Speaker 4: I had an older sister too,