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Billified the Bill Moran Podcast.
Speaker 2: Hello and welcome.
Speaker 3: Thanks for getting your pot on, Thanks for telling a friend.
Speaker 2: That's how we.
Speaker 3: Spread the word about the pirate ship. Scid to go
live on social media tonight. People have been writing me
going and I miss I miss the lives like. I've
gotten a couple of message going, let you be going. No,
I've been pre recording and then dropping them like later
on social media and stuff at different times.
Speaker 2: So I thought, all right, we'll go on. Is there
a drug buddy? I can't remember his name? Off again?
You got yet? Help me in? Is you the one vetchinate?
Where's the lie?
Speaker 4: It wasn't him? No, No, it was not him.
Speaker 2: That's a very interesting thing.
Speaker 4: It was not him.
Speaker 2: And who's the Kevin? Who's the girl? That's a Doug fan?
Kim Kim Hellick Kim hell Kim may have been one.
I don't remember ches everybody but Doug, but you can
you can. She goes she made a comment about when
Doug was on with you, finally somebody funny on the show,
And I said, finally somebody who thinks Doug is funny?
Speaker 4: WHOA I missed that? I didn't. I did not. I
was unaware of that.
Speaker 2: Well, you got border scrimmishes all over this podcast. Yeah,
there are a lot of borders.
Speaker 3: That's a great word for that, because I I wouldn't
even think of that. I've had I've had the weirdest day.
But well, we'll get into all this stuff. Why don't
we start.
Speaker 2: The script is being written, Remember I told you, no,
fuck you the script? The script? Are you talking about
the script of the Bill season? Saying?
Speaker 3: The script of the Bills season is being already said
that they're going to the super Bowl.
Speaker 4: It's been determined blah blah blah till they.
Speaker 2: Don't, so it has. All I'm saying is, look is
Kansas City's owned too, Miami's own too, and they beat
Baltimore and Joe Joe Burrows out for come on, I
mean seriously, I mean, I'm I'm kind of kidding about
the whole but he's working it is working out all.
Speaker 5: Right, but just yes, but they forgot you forgot. They've
made the Colts good again. They've made the Broncos good again,
the Chargers good again.
Speaker 2: All right, yeah, but they kid but they're not good
like Buffalo though, right.
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 3: Well, I'll take I don't know much about you know, right,
that scares me. I don't know much about Denver. But
I had a guy in uh dishwasher not working right,
and I'm working at my counter and he's on the
other side. He looks up, he goes, that's Denver. What
I really like Denver? I go, I don't know, and
then you could. And then it turns out when I
stopped because he kept interrupting me, that I realized that
he has what's his name as his fantasy quarterbacks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, den forgot. Don't forgot hoes.
Speaker 4: Yesterday I didn't.
Speaker 5: Indy missed a game winning sixty yarder. But the guy
over the center tried to go over the top of
the center, which is a leverage penalty.
Speaker 4: Now I can't do that.
Speaker 5: Ever, since New England was successful doing it, and anythink
Bill Belichick innovated.
Speaker 2: They outlawed.
Speaker 5: So the guy went over to the top of the center,
so they gave him a fifteen yard penalty and the
guy hit the forty five to win it on the
second chouance.
Speaker 2: Damn, yep, Okay, would you miss all the games?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: I watched just the Bills. Uh, pretty much. No, we
watched the Bills. I watched the end watch of the
Patriots game. I was watching the Patriots game. Yah, you
were watching the Patriots game. We I don't watched the
end of the Patriots game. I watched the end of
the Giants Dallas game.
Speaker 2: There's nothing better than seeing the Miami Duffins going to.
Speaker 4: Him get beat.
Speaker 3: Well, and then I did watch the Kansas City game. Yes,
I didn't watch the end of that.
Speaker 2: Nothing better than seeing the Kansas City Chiefs get beat
now here.
Speaker 5: You and your boy made silly goofy comments at the
press conference.
Speaker 4: Who's that your boy?
Speaker 2: The coach of the Dolphins.
Speaker 4: Oh he did.
Speaker 3: He had to apologize for his aloofness at the press Well,
we're predicting that predicting. I'm buying in. I'm onto Greg's
train on this one. That he is the first coach fired,
and it could be this Friday after they lose to
Buffalo in Thursday night.
Speaker 2: I agree.
Speaker 4: Well, do you think they would I don't know.
Speaker 5: I still don't think they're twelve and a half point dogs.
I think Buffalo's defense, much like New England's.
Speaker 4: Well, is not that great.
Speaker 2: The tool looked good.
Speaker 3: There's three more guys from Buffalo's defense that are out.
Milano is questionable. You still have at Oliver in a boot.
And then I thought there was another the Mlannal thing yesterday,
and I thought there was like another somebody else who
got banged up. Milana was in some kind of Lewis
Neil yesterday. No, it was an armed thing. Yes he did,
it did, but I think it's an armed thing.
Speaker 5: You think the bills defenses is not that great. I
mean the great they put them on when he gave
up ten point. But the Jets are the Jets.
Speaker 3: Okay, you can see that, you can say, but these
Rots could put up thirty the Jets.
Speaker 2: But the Jets also put points, also put points up
against pitch.
Speaker 3: But they have Gananda on their team. I think it's
the Rochester Gananda.
Speaker 2: It depends. I just don't think the Bills will have
a hard time with Miami.
Speaker 3: Let me let me think they have a hard time
than the Jets. Let me say this, they they surrendered.
Speaker 2: If can beat Miami everything, they could not with anyone.
And they looked I thought they looked great. I thought
they looked good. They looked awful, just Miami. Miami is
a terrible team.
Speaker 5: But they still have a very potent offense that can then.
Speaker 2: They can't any time.
Speaker 3: That's the thing, that's the part, and that's even I
believe with Kansas City. You watched them last night throw
drop a what he did three times. On the third time,
it was a charm. It's like the It's like the
Giants yesterday. They they realized that they could just send
everybody deep. Everybody's running an out row, everybody's straight. As
far as you got the truck it, yeah, clever cave
catches it. They did it two or three times and
over time and they got picked off. But let me
go to this to your point, and really Kevin's point
about the defense. They gave up forty points against the Ravens.
We know what the Ravens are, we know what they are,
we know how that game ended, right with it come
from behind thing. But McDermott allegedly was really tough on
everybody this past week, especially on the defense, and they
and they made them practice with pads.
Speaker 4: I don't know. It looked like they gave up really
in that game. Three points. I know the score was.
Speaker 3: But I mean it was touchdown doesn't really count, so
I say that that's a right.
Speaker 4: So I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know either. And I think Miami could run
the ball, which is what the Jets Jess couldn't run.
Chants ran the ball the week before against Pittsburgh.
Speaker 3: They were But I don't know what's going on Insburg either,
because I thought Pittsburgh, I thought they looked pretty good
and the Jets, I felt look good in that game too.
Speaker 4: That was a fun game to watch.
Speaker 2: So it's hard to say. It is hard to say,
but history, as history says, Allen's best games are always
against Miami.
Speaker 4: Yeah, in the last eight years.
Speaker 3: Look when Alan went out yesterday and everybody every right,
I know, everybody's fincter got tight. But Trubisky steps in
with no warm ups and throws a thirty two yarder
at Sauce Gardener. At Sauce Gardener, that is true, he did, Yeah,
thirty two yard gain.
Speaker 4: I don't know if that included it was that it.
Speaker 3: Was all through the air, but it was right, it
was a third and seven he hit it. They get
down there, so I'm not sure. And look, here's the
weird part. Have you ever gotten hit in the nose?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, like like really that thing. That's not fair
to say.
Speaker 3: The face a couple of times to look at them,
look at you.
Speaker 2: You're gonna start talking about fuck and looks you as hell. Yeah, man,
you are a freaking model. I mean, but listen, will
you get hit in the fucking nose? It hurts your eyes?
Speaker 4: Yes, you can't see, you can't do anything. I gotta
tell you.
Speaker 3: If I had the mask, like come back and clip
me so hard in the nose, I think I'd be
in the fetal position in the That motherfucker ran back
out there and played like he missed two plays. If
it was that's it.
Speaker 2: If it was two plays, If it was Joe Burrow,
he'd be out for freaking a month.
Speaker 4: Well, I don't know what Joe's needs his toet surgery.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, say whatever his number matches the number of
active TOESY has, Like, yeah, if Allen I had that injury,
he's just tell him take the toe off.
Speaker 3: Well, this is the weirdest thing, Like this guy has
to be one of the toughest. And you know, we
always talk about masculinity back in the day. This I
don't give a ship like. He's a nice guy and
he's so.
Speaker 2: Pumped up though he went down like a little bitch
though when he got hit in the face.
Speaker 3: Well yeah, I guarantee the next time his wife and
him getting a argue it, she's gonna swat him on
the nose like a fucking dog.
Speaker 2: Isn't it funny that somebody who follows this foul Tom
Brady is calling freaking another quarterback a little bit champions Yeah.
Speaker 3: But it was, and I think they I don't think
you're allowed to continue play. Well, there's blood, so he was.
I mean that was a gusher too. So he's running
out like that. No one knew what was happening. They
said it on the sideline too. What they set his nose? Yeah, yeah,
they reset it.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, that's painful.
Speaker 2: That's painful.
Speaker 4: That is painful.
Speaker 2: It's just and you just get hit just you know,
just a little bit your eyes well, I mean making
it broken though.
Speaker 3: No, I can't imagine like somebody and the the force,
you need to have a mask come back on your helmet.
Do you know how much pressure that those helmets?
Speaker 2: It was a mask?
Speaker 5: Did that guy get a hand up under there? I
because I would bet you that there was probably a
hand up on it. I read that it was.
Speaker 4: The mask in the Athletic Today, but I don't.
Speaker 2: Did you read that he was that Greg's story? No?
Speaker 4: It was Let's see.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Alan mentioned he hadn't had a gushing blood in
something like that since the high school basketball days.
Speaker 4: Uh cha was?
Speaker 3: I just took some stuff. What is the most painful
thing you've ever experienced in your life?
Speaker 4: Like paint?
Speaker 3: And I don't mean emotional pain, physical pain, physical pain.
Speaker 4: What's the worst?
Speaker 2: A fat girl stepped on my on my foot in diamonds?
Speaker 4: You fucking of course? That he dated it for six
months and I dated her for six months?
Speaker 3: Well what was it for you, Kidneystone? Now I've heard
those are absolutely the worst?
Speaker 2: Oh, it was not pleasant at all?
Speaker 4: Did it pass? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Did you hear it when it passed? Like hit the porcelain,
Because I've heard somebody hear like they heard.
Speaker 2: I think I woke.
Speaker 5: Up and I started doing the thing you're never supposed
to do, which is google. I web mdd him like
either it's my it's either my gallbladder, or I got
a kidney stone. I laid in bed for a couple
of hours and finally said fuck it. Like five o'clock
in the morning. I rolled over into the carry I'm
driving the emergency room, come get me when the kids get.
Speaker 2: On the bus.
Speaker 4: What can they do?
Speaker 2: What can he do for that?
Speaker 5: In the emergency room, drug you a fuck up and
send you home with some good stuff. I got in there,
they drugged me up. Within an hour, I was feeling
no fucking pain.
Speaker 4: Wow, Okay, yeah, I've never had a kidney stone.
Speaker 2: I did have.
Speaker 3: Walking through the high school gym, they were uh yelling
at the soccer team, calling them slurs because it was
raining and they they weren't going to practice outside. And
somebody turned around, pissed off and kicked a volleyball because
the volleyball courts were in there, and I had a
pen in my mouth. Oh it hit the pen, and
the pen went into the hinge of my jaw, like
you know in the back there that all that come
so right back here, and it's stuck in there. I
pull it out and it's bleedingly crazy. So I go
to the nurse and she does well, I don't know.
I can't see much because it's bleeding and don't forget
a mouth bleeding and you'll know this having kids. It
mixes with saliva, so you can't really tell like it looks.
Sometimes it looks worse than it actually is. So I
have this thing, man, and now my face is starting
to swell. They shove gauze in it, and they make
me take the bus. So I had to take I
had to wait till like five o'clock for the sports bus.
I could definitely couldn't practice. I was in a lot
of pain. I was like, my eyes are tearing the
whole thing. I wound up having to have stitches in
the back of my jaw and it was the most painful,
fucking shit I've ever had.
Speaker 2: Josh, That's what I'm saying.
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Speaker 2: Would have been five or six holes in the day,
you think so absolutely. I don't think he were in
his own place, there would have been some broken glasses
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Speaker 3: But I'm like, wow, because I would be stress eating
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And I mean that Dallas game came down to the wire.
I mean that was down to the wire.
Speaker 2: Was regular TV?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, Fox game.
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Speaker 3: Look at like vices people have right and we talk
about AI, could AI help people who have certain tastes
that are not of societal norms? In other words, that
sounds that doesn't sound good though, pedophiles, what if you
had AI.
Speaker 2: AI pedal?
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, AI kids that the pedal could go. What
do you think?
Speaker 2: What the fuck is? What do you mean?
Speaker 3: What the fuck I'm saying that if someone is a
pedophile and we say, like, here's my thing.
Speaker 4: Just follow my logic on this. I'm just asking the question.
I'm just bearing it out there. I'm sure you are.
My point is this horrible, horrible thing I and I say.
Speaker 3: This as someone who was molested, so I'm not trying
to be salacious here, but I would say that this
is something for some people that that's what they're attracted to.
Speaker 2: Are you trying to get some voice over work? What
the fuck?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: So you're saying you think that they show AI for see,
that's still fine, okay, but where but I see where
I'm going.
Speaker 3: I see where you're see where I'm going, because I
don't think we're not going to get these people to stop.
If people If you agree and I do that, people
are born a certain sexual preference, right, I'm gay, I'm straight, whatever, Okay,
if that's something that's sort of beyond your control, and
now you've got this thing that it's just fucking horrific
for society, you will damage people for life life if
you molested child or but if that's like so fucked
in your head and you can't do anything about it,
what if they made AI? Oh man, do you understand
what I'm saying? Totally get what you're saying, Just ask
the question.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking of, the of the thought of it even
being made.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Yes, I mean I know right,
you know what I'm saying. Yes I do.
Speaker 2: It's yeah, but but we let a, we let.
Speaker 4: A design it.
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 4: I didn't do it.
Speaker 2: I just know, I know. But it's still the thought
that you have. Tod in't put what you want? Are you?
Is this like you're ordering? Well, maybe maybe they do.
Speaker 3: Maybe whoever has the problem does and could that prevent
real problems in society.
Speaker 4: I'm just asking.
Speaker 2: I'm serious. It's actually that actually is very Yeah, it's
messed up, but I see what you're.
Speaker 4: Kevin wants nothing to do with it.
Speaker 3: But I go, Look, we have legalized marijuana, We have
legalized pretty much all that.
Speaker 2: We don't legalize sex work.
Speaker 3: Why there's got to be a reason why the money
we can't figure out how to tax it, We can't
figure out how to keep people safe and clean. What
if you had AI? What if there was an AI
cat house brothel? Shouldn't call the cat house brothel?
Speaker 2: Well that's different than Okay, that's different.
Speaker 3: But I'm just saying, And then if you take it
to the other. I just wonder if we would cut
down on crime. I know people are gonna think I'm crazy, you're.
Speaker 2: Created, but you're I mean, I understand, But that's just
the thing that that there would be something that would
be available to somebody like that is where it's disturbing.
Speaker 4: Also, you know, yeah, okay, but available.
Speaker 3: Well, look, they're gonna do it, you know what I mean, Like,
I just think that it's so innate in them that
something terrible it happened.
Speaker 2: What if what would make you think that they wouldn't
still do it? Though you don't know that. I don't,
But that's why there's a big chance. That's why you're
this would probably never ever go.
Speaker 4: Out approve that crazy they're all looking.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine you're saying it coming soon from.
Speaker 4: I don't mean to be like, I'm just saying, like,
I see all this stuff with AI, see how we
can track We could track these motherfuckers. We would know
exactly where they are.
Speaker 2: Right if you ever wanted to touch a kid. Listen, Listen, listen, listen. Jesus.
The barrier the baron entrants never been easier. And it
is being said right now, is I am nothing but.
Speaker 4: That's not what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: What I'm saying is, if we can track people like
you're at Thirsties, If we could track people, can we
not have the location on these people? Can we all
also put trackers in the AI kid?
Speaker 2: And then there you go.
Speaker 3: All's well, so it's an AI kid. Most of these
pedals want to touch somebody. Yes, they're touching themselves.
Speaker 2: Are you kidding? This is a kid's robot? Is it
a sexpot?
Speaker 4: So let's just say this, let's see this?
Speaker 2: What the fuck?
Speaker 4: All right?
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Speaker 4: I do, But I know I'm just saying, like, would
it be something that It's just this is how my
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Speaker 2: Basically, what I'm trying to say is that we are
the last ones that were like I think that were
like our parents.
Speaker 3: We were the last ones that got hit. We were
the last generation. I would I would think you're pretty right. Yeah,
I know there's some kids that probably still a little bit,
but I mean it's not because it's not the norm.
Speaker 4: You you used to know you were getting the spanking
all right.
Speaker 2: Anyway. I went to a school, so they were allowed
to smack you around all they wanted to.
Speaker 4: But that's so I'm.
Speaker 3: Not even saying that that's the right answer, Like, I'm
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it was come when you got that, you would get
the I first, Yeah, you get the mam. I yeah,
and you were He's still fucked around after mammy. You
knew you were getting hit with.
Speaker 2: You were scared of. We were scared of our parents
when they got mad. Kevin's right, I don't think nowadays kids,
no one is like to be scared at an adult.
Speaker 3: Look at your situation. You try to yell at your kid,
need freaking videotape show.
Speaker 2: It makes fun of you. Well you do it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's perfect. That's well, let's see here. Here's
what I was gonna say, is like, and I did that.
I remember to a certain degree. I my mom and
dad got into an argument, and I just remember my
dad would say things sometimes in these arguments that I
found freaking hilarious. So I tape recorded from my room.
When you get like deep philosophical things, well no, not really,
but I'll give you an example of one.
Speaker 2: You can't cook, but I am so smart.
Speaker 4: It's similar to that.
Speaker 3: Like my mom, this was not this fight, but my
mom decided that she was going to start making oatmeal
at night in a crock pot, so you could get
up in the morning and breakfast would already be made.
It would just kind of stew overnight. But what she
didn't realize is you would get a thin rubbery film
on the top of the oatmeal. And I remember this
fight because I remember like, you couldn't help but laugh.
Speaker 4: She's saying to him, Uh, he goes Jesus Christ with
this goddamn oatmeal.
Speaker 2: Tar Walt's got the rubbery film on there.
Speaker 4: She goes, well, Bill, I'm trying to lick this system.
Speaker 3: He goes, well, some mornings, I don't want my system licked.
And that right, So that was like that was that
was my dad. So I don't know what was gonna
come out of that pie hole. So I tape recorded it.
Now if I had a video camera, what do you
think I'm doing?
Speaker 2: Video?
Speaker 4: Fuck Hiah, And I'm playing.
Speaker 3: It back in my room and he comes busting in,
screaming at me, takes the tape, smashes it.
Speaker 5: That's all the shit, the sister, we gotta get your
mom on for it. Tell this one again. Your mom
tells the stories, does she remember this. I don't know
if she does. My mom's on her way to Italy
right now. She's yeah, she's in the air right now.
Speaker 3: Your mom tells these stories the best, but I think
he's telling it pretty good.
Speaker 4: That was it.
Speaker 3: It was over, Like I think my brother or sister
got marker on the on their bedspread. It was a
white bedspread they I think they got for their wedding
anniversary or wedding or something.
Speaker 4: I don't know, and it was kind of ruined. How
are you gonna get it out?
Speaker 3: Whatever happened, there was a fight, and I recorded it
and then I'm sitting in my room and I'm laughing
playing it back. I can't even remember what he said,
but I'm just going so now, fast forward technology, I
would have been totally that kid, But I think that
you can't anymore because a kids all know social media
is everywhere.
Speaker 4: They know that they have rights.
Speaker 2: And you can tape anything anytime, anywhere.
Speaker 3: But you also know you learn ways of like, hey,
if you're being treated this way, you shouldn't be talked
to this way, you shouldn't do that. I mean, I've
had things like hey, you don't follow rules, and then
you know it comes back to me, what are the
rules for dads?
Speaker 4: I go, I guess I don't know.
Speaker 2: There are none. Shut your mouths, catch your backhand.
Speaker 3: Bit I said it to my father. You would have
killed me, right, but I can't, you know what I mean?
And and and what are you gonna do?
Speaker 2: Technically you can hearly said, you can still hit your kids?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, then then yeah, but right, I mean, look.
Speaker 3: My kid is Sah told me I could do it.
I smacking them six foot two hundred and second next
to the knee. Come on, Mark, I'm just saying, like,
I really think that technology has shown everybody and maybe
it's better. I mean, we should learn to talk and
and and that, but I feel like respect is just
gone out the fucking window.
Speaker 2: Maybe you should get an ad. Kids, you can that
thing all day.
Speaker 4: If you did that or threat like you go, hey,
I'm replacing you with that.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you something. I'm getting AI kid out
of the closet and watch what I do.
Speaker 4: And that's you.
Speaker 3: Nextrouser to you, AI motherfucker.
Speaker 2: We kind of did that when when when uh Jamison
was having h that Jameson was having problems with school,
we threatened I would come in to be is what
I want.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but he kind of liked that though.
Speaker 2: He all of a sudden it blew up and he's like, yeah,
that'd be cool.
Speaker 4: It's gonna show me some stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this guy can show you.
Speaker 3: I don't know, it's just it's it's a very strange
time we're living in and technology. But I did do
that with the tape recorder, So I can only imagine,
like if I had, if I had to ship down,
my dad would have been a TikTok fucking star.
Speaker 4: I would have got him.
Speaker 3: I couldn't even remember him shaking up a bottle of
medicine right for like the kids in the morning, like
cough medicine something my mother didn't put the lid on properly,
and it shoots up the wall. He fucking lost his ship.
He slammed that bottle down. It bounced practically up now
and biked it. Now he gronckspiked it. Now you've got
just medicine up and down the wall and all over
the place.
Speaker 2: Mark clean his ship up. Could you imagine like that
would have been? That's that's a couple of million views.
There's such a couple of million views. This TikTok. It
doesn't the same thing. The video of this kid and
he's always flating with his parents, and his father will
take his uh, will take his computer and break it. Yeah,
and he'll start flipping out and he'll start breaking stuff
in the house. And you can hear the kid whoever's
video in it, laughing, Well, he's video in it. Yeah,
you know, I mean that would be you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and that was it.
Speaker 2: I mean I can remember building up a.
Speaker 3: So our house was like a ranch style house. There
were three kids, so everybody should have their own bedroom,
so I was the oldest. My dad goes, I'm finishing
part of the basement, and so we're down there and
you're going into concrete, so you need concrete nails, and
he can also use something called liquid nail, but you
won't really want the double beam down into the concrete.
Speaker 4: He's hammering it. Missus hits his thumb.
Speaker 3: This guy, man fucking Brooklyn, comes flying out of his mouth.
All I hear is cock fucking motherfucker. And the hammer
goes and over end to the back of the basement.
I cut my shin running up the stairs, laughing my
fucking head off, laughing my head off, could you imagine
the amount of money I would have had from that
motherfucker on TikTok? You know you laugh, bisiness of god,
it made it even worse all the time, all the time.
Speaker 2: What it is so goddamn funny about this shit too.
Speaker 3: And this is the guy like even at his at
his at his funeral, I said, I told the story
of how he was burning shit in the backyard because
my parents just like collected shit, right, And he's going
to clean out the basement. So he gets a dumpster,
well the dumpster back then in the eighties, late eighties, man,
it might have been the nineties, uh, seven hundred dollars
to empty it. So he decides he'll start burning some
of the shit that could be burned in the backyard.
No no environmental anything here. So he's burning stuff, and
there were and you live in you live in a
rural area, rural area, and the backyard sometimes we get
a little soft, the grass would gets off. So he's
wheelbarrowing things out and he tripped in a rut and
landed hands first.
Speaker 4: In the fire and gets really really bad burns.
Speaker 3: And that's when my brother calls me to tell me,
and he goes, hey, mom just called me. Dad's an
extruciating pain. She's going up to the pharmacy to get
him some pain medication. His hands are he fell in
the fire's hands are wrapped up like oversize oven mits
and the two of us pause and then we go
and I wasn't living at home, Go hang up, and
we're gonna call to see how long it takes some
to answer the phone, because it was still the phones
that you had to get off the cradle.
Speaker 4: And shit like that.
Speaker 2: And we had.
Speaker 4: My parents had put in because where we went to
high school. This is how fucked up. Where I grew
up was.
Speaker 3: Where I went to high school was twelve miles away,
different area code, so like if you talk to your buddies,
they'd be screaming at you about the phone bill. So
my parents got something called call Home America and it
was an eight hundred number so you could call from anywhere.
So we're calling the eight hundred number over and over
because I think I was up here.
Speaker 4: And you hear him, he's poling around with the fucking thing.
Speaker 2: Could you like I I guess I guess I would
have been that kid.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, uh, just on one side of one of
his middle finger. Everything else seemed to heal pretty good.
But it was like third degree. You know, it's pretty painful,
pretty painful stuff.
Speaker 2: Dick, I know, well, can't get mad at Jamison.
Speaker 3: Now, well, that's just it. Like I go, I'm a
bit of a hypocrite. Oh here's one ready, I'm gonna
tell you.
Speaker 4: I'm sure. I'm sure. I'm sure his mother will get
upset with me.
Speaker 2: I got all right, I say, you say it. I
get a call.
Speaker 3: I get a call Friday, and I'm working somewhere and
I see that it's the school that he attends that's calling.
And I get, hey, mister Moran, this is so and so.
Just want to call and let you know that Jamison, well,
he put like a dollup of Natella on a chair
for his friend to.
Speaker 2: Sit in exactly right, so and and it's.
Speaker 3: Stained the kid's clothes. And there was a little of
a kerfuffle, but no big deal. And I said, okay, listen,
this isn't a really good time for me. She goes,
Oh okay, I said, I'll be done and I name
it time. She goes, I'll be home by then. That's
what this person says. And I said, okay, She goes,
I'll call you Monday.
Speaker 4: I go. For what She's like, Well, if you have
any questions, I go. I have no questions. I go.
Speaker 3: What's his punishment? She goes on his attention? I go,
should probably be worse than that. Okay, got it.
Speaker 4: But he put in the tellas, so I mean, like
that guy is me he is, Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Okay, I Blue. Something I thought was that it was
no you're.
Speaker 2: Thinking you're thinking of Keith. There have been uh.
Speaker 4: Blue.
Speaker 2: Uh. Maybe it's as I put you down, I put
it one more time, but I know it's not it.
It's one more try from George Michael. Ship Yours Boys
eighty nine.
Speaker 3: Oh Ship we had a movie to Yeah, I was
gonna say, I'll go eighty seven.
Speaker 2: Ten points for Bill eighty seven. George Michael had it
on before and I didn't write any years. He didn't
write it in a years. Now stop you cry. Maybe
you're still gonna kick it. Awn like fucking thirty and
I got fifteen, so fuck you. I had one more,
trying to cross it out at the time.
Speaker 3: All right, this is Share turn Back Time, and I'm
gonna say, I want the full title. If I could
turn back time, did you write down? Because I don't
want Mark crying again. I know I wrote turn back time.
I did turn back time. If I could turn back time,
come out. I could turn back time's share. If I
could turn back time. I'm trying to remember remember that
like she was on the of a certain age. She
was in that fishnet stockings, in that leto I'm gonna.
Speaker 2: Sit down the Canada, the USS something or other. Yeah,
say ninety one comes say eighty eight.
Speaker 3: If I could turn back time from Share nineteen eighty.
Speaker 6: Nine, you know, you make me bown up.
Speaker 2: Try it's shout but his shout? Who did it?
Speaker 4: I can't remember sixty six?
Speaker 2: I had sixty one. It's Thesley Brothers shout from nineteen
fifty nine? Fifty nine?
Speaker 4: Who what?
Speaker 2: Who did the original? I believe it's they's yeah, it
was guys. Well, while we did know because whoever did
the one of the bills film, Oh it's I forgot
what his name was. Well, he performed it live during
halftime one time, and he looked exactly like the guy
that was trying he was trying to sell us out
freaking crack in the parking lot. macOS Maco isn't the
same guy I was trying to saw his crack. It
shouldn't be. I don't have to sit his back seventy
seventy two.
Speaker 3: Teddy Pendergrass Turn Off the Lights, nineteen seventy eight. It
is Teddy Pendograss turn off the lights from nineteen seventy nine.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, a lot of candle.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is this is like why didn't they play
this on.
Speaker 2: I'm warm, I mean.
Speaker 4: Warm, all right.
Speaker 3: This is Keith Richards and the expensive Wuinos trouble, and
I'm gonna say, God, I want to go because the
expensive Winos had sort of a revival in the nineties,
I said ninety one, I said, he this is trouble
from just Keith Richards, not the twent thousand and fifteen
Keith Richard two thousand and fifteen, thousand.
Speaker 4: And fifteen, Jess, I'm completely out on this one.
Speaker 2: Completely Ena Easton Midnight Train Look nineteen eighty three, White
girl with a cherry curl.
Speaker 4: Wow, Sheena Easton, wait was right with nineteeny three.
Speaker 3: It is Sheena Easton's Morning Train also would have accepted
ninety five from nineteen eighty one.
Speaker 2: I got nothing. I got point five on the I
thought i'd freaking.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, these eyes. I don't know why I'm stuck.
I said Dave Stewart or Dave Edmonds, but I'm going
with Dave Stewart. Dave Stewart was the picture for the
EA's Okay, the guys, who, oh shit, it.
Speaker 2: Is the guess who is I'll look at you.
Speaker 4: Oh wait, I was Liza.
Speaker 3: Seventy six, I have seventy four teens sixty nine.
Speaker 2: You're the Mets.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure that Mike Michael was just to say
Michael Sterato's he plays with them now, right, he said,
like a higher gun, talented, talented guy, really talented, right, Well,
get five?
Speaker 4: All right, I have no idea.
Speaker 3: I said, kiss, It's not kiss, It's not Motley Crume
crew van Halen is what I wrote, van Halen.
Speaker 4: I just heard this part like right there, this is.
Speaker 2: A carry Sharon van Halen. Yeah, the kids talking about
the patty. So I got I said the movie.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say, this is eighty six and it's better
off dead.
Speaker 2: I said, it's autograph. It is autographed. Turn off the radio,
Turn up the radio.
Speaker 3: I played this on every fuck I had six It
is not nineteen eighty six and hot Tub Time Machine.
Speaker 2: It is hot Tub Time machine. Shut up, it's turn
up the radio.
Speaker 3: Autograph from nineteen eighty four featured John Cusack movie of
Hot Tub Time.
Speaker 2: Twenty twenty five, thirty five forty five.
Speaker 4: I only got fifty points.
Speaker 2: They suck, thanks to suck, and that's what the tendant
Mark cried about. Yeah, I told you, Mark, you beat me.
Speaker 3: No I didn't. There's no way I beat you because
I did not have well, you didn't have Teddy Pendergrass
and he the Keith Richards, but you got the movie.
Speaker 4: You've got the and the movies. How many points.
Speaker 2: Ten we tied it fifty five. I'm saying, yeah, yeah,
I think, all right, fifty five. He's just making it
up now, No, he's not. I really do.
Speaker 3: In my head, I was going there's no way because
he was right with me. He didn't have Keith Richards,
but he didn't.
Speaker 2: Have Teddy, but he also got other ones that you did.
Speaker 3: The other three, the bottom three made it that I
gave you a couple of bones.
Speaker 2: That was gave you. That was good, that was really good.
I'll never made funny and forever doing this game.
Speaker 4: I watched the I love this song. I love this game.
I Love this song.
Speaker 3: And Teddy Pendergrass I remember coming out in a wheelchair
with CHUCKA. Khan At when they were in Philadelphia for
Live A. So I see this documentary on Showtime and
it's about Teddy Pendergrass and Teddy Pendergrass I think his
manager woman got shot and killed, and they kept trying
to cross him over because he was primarily an urban artist,
but they wanted to kept trying to call him the
Black Elvis, and they wanted to like bring him over,
and they say that a lot in the documentary. Well,
he had like he lived in Philly, he stayed in
the city. He was like started in and he's still
people would see him. But he had like a brown
Man Electric company. He had like a electric green Cadillac
or something. Well, he had this girlfriend and he picks
up another young chick and he says to the girlfriend
and the girlfriends in the documentary says, I'm gonna drop
you off and then I'll take her home.
Speaker 4: Right, So, if you're his girlfriend, how do you feel
about that?
Speaker 3: Like, he's dropped me off first, and he's taking the
other girl home, right, okay, taking her to a hair
house allegedly.
Speaker 4: So it turns out.
Speaker 3: That this person that Teddy picked up, very slight build, attractive,
is transgender. But this we're going like the early eighties trend,
you know what I mean? Like not probably well known
that Teddy winds up in a car accident after he
drops off the girlfriend. He winds up in a terrible
car accident, and the person that was with him, this woman,
he's a woman get walks away unscathed. Teddy winds up paralyzed.
Speaker 4: And I will always think that Teddy was making a
move and he slid his hand up the leg and
there was still male genitalia, and he fucking lost it
and went into the woods.
Speaker 3: I swear to God, I will never be convinced that
that is not what happened, forever and ever and ever.
Speaker 2: Amen.
Speaker 4: I totally think that I totally do. That's just no
I know I have, but.
Speaker 2: That's what I believe.
Speaker 3: It does.
Speaker 2: It makes sense to me. Just makes sense to me.
Speaker 4: I don't know. Fun show tonight, fellas.
Speaker 2: Let's recare but learn learn what we learned about Bill's
a I I'm just saying, like voicing AI soon.
Speaker 3: No, No, my little buddy voice by Bill, No kids
voice by Bill. All Right, all right, jam with Jamison's
a knockoff little belt.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's true.
Speaker 4: That is true. O Monday Night Football.
Speaker 2: Dot down.
Speaker 3: All right for Mark winning again in his game, Kevin
for putting another game together.
Speaker 4: Very funny tonight. I'm Bill Moran. We will see you
to borrow. There's your John Hym secret