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Speaker 1: So what's the HAPs red? What that going on?
Speaker 2: Same old, same old, all good over on the on
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Speaker 1: All right, have a bunch of questions typed up right
Speaker 1: from the listeners of texted Sorry, h let me see
Speaker 1: there's some new ones coming in a company sold a
Speaker 1: new owner. Okay, we'll get that a little bit later.
Speaker 1: So you're doing well, though you don't need any because
Speaker 1: I would like to offer help to you.
Speaker 2: I definitely appreciate that, and I will obviously take you
Speaker 2: up on the situations that present themselves.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, LC. Direct coworker that I have, Oh I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: direct coworker that I have to do work travel with
Speaker 1: has a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with cutoff crust
Speaker 1: every day for lunch and it makes me crazy. Oh,
Speaker 1: you're doing work trips to them too? Well, I don't
Speaker 1: really see anything wrong with that, right? I mean, if
Speaker 1: he asked me, there's nothing more refreshing than a big
Speaker 1: fat PBJ, maybe even a triple decker quadruple if you'd like,
Speaker 1: with an ice cold, super tall glass of Scotch on
Speaker 1: the rocks. Can see that one coming. One man's milk
Speaker 1: is another man's goodies.
Speaker 2: The cutoff crusts, maybe that are off putting. I probably
Speaker 2: if you're on a work trip, make sure.
Speaker 1: And mom like cutting them off for Yeah. Yeah, if
Speaker 1: you're on a work trip, let's see you and I
Speaker 1: are businessman? Hey, businessman? Hat what's go do this work lunch?
Speaker 1: Meet up with a client? About this? And you know
Speaker 1: we did the work lunch? Can I order off the kids?
Speaker 1: Cut the crust off? What that mother smucker needs an intervention?
Speaker 1: I tell you. Has Taco Bob ever met the life coach? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we've we've met a couple of times. Time or two
Speaker 1: at least. When's the last time you saw him? I
Speaker 1: saw him in a mirror. We'll getting makeup done back
Speaker 1: in the green room. Seems like a nice guy, actually
Speaker 1: a great guy.
Speaker 2: I just I sense this tension and you know I'm
Speaker 2: not the one with the credentials you know.
Speaker 1: I Hey, like I said, I met him in a mirror.
Speaker 1: Elc Can a man in Florida legally marry his wit woo. Okay,
Speaker 1: Elsie Can, a man in Florida legally marry his widow's sister.
Speaker 1: Now I'm not a lawyer by any means. This is
Speaker 1: not illegal. Se No, no, this is a Life Coach segment.
Speaker 1: What is it with people? Your listeners? And we had
Speaker 1: one like remember last week I said it last week.
Speaker 1: Actually it was some guy that what was it was
Speaker 1: his his new or wife of three years. Their parents
Speaker 1: are getting married, but their parents were their parents. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. Yeah, your listeners, I'm a little
Speaker 1: We got some West Virginia kicking in here. Come on, man,
Speaker 1: not a Thanksgiving. I want to go to every listener
Speaker 1: we can. I know they come and droves when the
Speaker 1: Life Coach flashing ELCTV. My uh neighbor gave me a
Speaker 1: key to his back door years Okay, that's not what
Speaker 1: you think, Elsie. Neighbor gave me a key to the
Speaker 1: back door years ago so I could watch his house
Speaker 1: and take care of his dog when they went away.
Speaker 1: He just sold the house to a mid twenties newlywed couple.
Speaker 1: The wife is a smoking hot wond Okay, what should
Speaker 1: I do with the key? He needs your advice on that.
Speaker 1: That's a little scary. Yeah, you might want to know.
Speaker 1: Think of how many neighbors you've either given a key
Speaker 1: to previous neighbors or they've given a key to you,
Speaker 1: you know, and then years down the road. I know,
Speaker 1: my next door neighbor from way back still has that
Speaker 1: house key and I have his, even though neither of
Speaker 1: us lived there. Oh that's a just think about it.
Speaker 1: Do you ever have a neighbor give you their key
Speaker 1: to watch over things? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, vice versa. You
Speaker 1: don't even think to give it back here. I mean,
Speaker 1: you could give it back and then you know, say,
Speaker 1: you know, tell him the story I used to help
Speaker 1: out with the old neighbor and his dog and if
Speaker 1: you need you know what. And they may say, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: just keep that just in case. That's that's cool because
Speaker 1: when we're out of town, being in our twenties, you know,
Speaker 1: pick up the mail and stuff. Then all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: the wife's trusting. I mean, possibilities are endless.
Speaker 2: So I was just wondering if he was probing if
Speaker 2: you might give him the green light just to go
Speaker 2: and kind of look around.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, just.
Speaker 2: It's kind of the sense I was getting, though, not
Speaker 2: from you, but from the head the listener.
Speaker 1: That's where I was scared at the beginning. It was
Speaker 1: getting a little creepy. But no, you could put the
Speaker 1: reverse creep spin on it and just say, hey, here's
Speaker 1: your keyback. I used to watch it for the other neighbor,
Speaker 1: and then you know, they may be like that. Just
Speaker 1: a good idea, you know, and then possibilities are endless
Speaker 1: with that hot life. Hey, mister Harper, John's out of
Speaker 1: town a gap. Oh really, my toilets running? Yeah, come
Speaker 1: over and jiggle it. Yeah, I'm running right now. I
Speaker 1: can't get over there quick enough. Need help. Life coach
Speaker 1: been dating a guy for a while and came across
Speaker 1: something that concerns me a little. I got up to
Speaker 1: use the restroom and noticed that he had several blood
Speaker 1: press your medications that he was on, not to mention
Speaker 1: a few prescriptions for cholesterol. Do I have a Do
Speaker 1: I have valid concerns? No? But he does? The hell
Speaker 1: are you look? If you're dating somebody in snooper around
Speaker 1: his bathroom? Probably the medicine cabinet too, seeing as it's medicine.
Speaker 1: I hope he's listening and figures out that as you like.
Speaker 1: Some guy there right now just look getting a little
Speaker 1: red at work on this stressful My coworker's eating Pbj's
Speaker 1: with the crust off.
Speaker 2: And can you imagine that on a first date if
Speaker 2: you know whoever you're out with, goes hey, do you
Speaker 2: mind if I inquires to uh what?
Speaker 1: And how many what? And how many prescriptions are you on? Dude?
Speaker 1: I hope the standards you know, obviously, I honestly, dude,
Speaker 1: I hope that he's listening and figures out at you
Speaker 1: and drop you like it's hot. It drops you like
Speaker 1: it's hot. You like that like it's some snoop lines.
Speaker 1: I figure she's snooping around as well, you know, hit snoop. Hey,
Speaker 1: they just be thankful you didn't find Valtrex in there
Speaker 1: or Devado. It's one of HIV. Hey, my name is Keith,
Speaker 1: life coach. My name is Keith. I got to work
Speaker 1: and listen to you, Okay, I go to work and
Speaker 1: then listen to you guys. I'm getting my wife a
Speaker 1: rice cooker for Mother's Day. Granted she's Asian. Oh, got
Speaker 1: a little date on this one. She don't like flowers.
Speaker 1: They die again, Keith, I'm sorry, I'm a little late.
Speaker 1: You could use this advice for next year. Maybe as
Speaker 1: Neanderthals he sounds he's got a point with the flowers,
Speaker 1: you know, for Mother's Day.
Speaker 2: Well, let's just go again. This is for next year.
Speaker 2: Flowers are a racket, man, there they are. It's a
Speaker 2: good racket to be in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like greeting cards. Uh, maybe meet in the
Speaker 1: middle instead of flowers. Get a ready, come bonzai tree.
Speaker 1: You know, she's an Asian Asian lady, a little bonze,
Speaker 1: you know, like wax on wax off, karate kids style.
Speaker 1: That thing's gonna last forever and she can groom it.
Speaker 1: And then when she is, you say, don't feel free
Speaker 1: to groom more? How are you doing on time? Go
Speaker 1: ahead and do another one. Why not, life coach, I'm
Speaker 1: dating a beautiful Oh look at this one, life coach,
Speaker 1: I'm dating a beautiful woman. Everything's great, except she has
Speaker 1: one of those moles slash freckles. That's like those third
Speaker 1: nipple things below her breast. Is there anything to worry about? Oh,
Speaker 1: he's worried about the redhead thing, like, every freckle on
Speaker 1: a redhead is what another soul they've taked? Is that
Speaker 1: what it is? Every you're asking the wrong person, and
Speaker 1: I take offense to that. Well, that's what they say.
Speaker 1: Every freckle who I've seen redheads, I've seen that's who say.
Speaker 1: It's just like the left handed desk are all the
Speaker 1: right handers and there's that poor kid.
Speaker 2: Just know that a lot of us redheads have you know,
Speaker 2: Irish heritage, and if it wasn't for alcohol, we would
Speaker 2: be ruling everything.
Speaker 1: So anyway, sick burn, I don't know, sir, you need
Speaker 1: to look at the glass half full on this. When
Speaker 1: it comes to nipples, I always say, the more of them,
Speaker 1: I wish we were more like dogs. I mean, could
Speaker 1: you imagine that on a female? A human being? Female
Speaker 1: like a female, but a human. I get super expensive
Speaker 1: fras for them, but I don't even get started. Oh god,
Speaker 1: you need eight that eight packs? Got? I'm sorry, I
Speaker 1: am a little delirious. I extended the Memorial Day weekend
Speaker 1: a couple extra days, right, I see eight of everything?
Speaker 1: Right now? Thank you, life cooks. Yeah, from alright until
Speaker 1: next time.
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