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<v Speaker 1>Need advice, Taco Bob to the rescue typeer ask Taco

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<v Speaker 1>Bob on one O one one w j R R.

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<v Speaker 1>We are Orlando's rock station.

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<v Speaker 2>We welcome in the highly regarded, multiple award winning life

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<v Speaker 2>coach LCTB. He's here each week at this time offering

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<v Speaker 2>his services to you for free.

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<v Speaker 1>So what's the HAPs red? What that going on?

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<v Speaker 2>Same old, same old, all good over on the on

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<v Speaker 2>this side of the control panel here.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, have a bunch of questions typed up right

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<v Speaker 1>from the listeners of texted Sorry, h let me see

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<v Speaker 1>there's some new ones coming in a company sold a

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<v Speaker 1>new owner. Okay, we'll get that a little bit later.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're doing well, though you don't need any because

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<v Speaker 1>I would like to offer help to you.

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<v Speaker 2>I definitely appreciate that, and I will obviously take you

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<v Speaker 2>up on the situations that present themselves.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, LC. Direct coworker that I have, Oh I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>direct coworker that I have to do work travel with

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<v Speaker 1>has a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with cutoff crust

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<v Speaker 1>every day for lunch and it makes me crazy. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you're doing work trips to them too? Well, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>really see anything wrong with that, right? I mean, if

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<v Speaker 1>he asked me, there's nothing more refreshing than a big

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<v Speaker 1>fat PBJ, maybe even a triple decker quadruple if you'd like,

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<v Speaker 1>with an ice cold, super tall glass of Scotch on

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<v Speaker 1>the rocks. Can see that one coming. One man's milk

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<v Speaker 1>is another man's goodies.

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<v Speaker 2>The cutoff crusts, maybe that are off putting. I probably

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<v Speaker 2>if you're on a work trip, make sure.

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<v Speaker 1>And mom like cutting them off for Yeah. Yeah, if

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<v Speaker 1>you're on a work trip, let's see you and I

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<v Speaker 1>are businessman? Hey, businessman? Hat what's go do this work lunch?

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<v Speaker 1>Meet up with a client? About this? And you know

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<v Speaker 1>we did the work lunch? Can I order off the kids?

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<v Speaker 1>Cut the crust off? What that mother smucker needs an intervention?

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<v Speaker 1>I tell you. Has Taco Bob ever met the life coach? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we've we've met a couple of times. Time or two

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<v Speaker 1>at least. When's the last time you saw him? I

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<v Speaker 1>saw him in a mirror. We'll getting makeup done back

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<v Speaker 1>in the green room. Seems like a nice guy, actually

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<v Speaker 1>a great guy.

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<v Speaker 2>I just I sense this tension and you know I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not the one with the credentials you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I Hey, like I said, I met him in a mirror.

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<v Speaker 1>Elc Can a man in Florida legally marry his wit woo. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Elsie Can, a man in Florida legally marry his widow's sister.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I'm not a lawyer by any means. This is

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<v Speaker 1>not illegal. Se No, no, this is a Life Coach segment.

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<v Speaker 1>What is it with people? Your listeners? And we had

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<v Speaker 1>one like remember last week I said it last week.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually it was some guy that what was it was

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<v Speaker 1>his his new or wife of three years. Their parents

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<v Speaker 1>are getting married, but their parents were their parents. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what I'm saying. Yeah, your listeners, I'm a little

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<v Speaker 1>We got some West Virginia kicking in here. Come on, man,

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<v Speaker 1>not a Thanksgiving. I want to go to every listener

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<v Speaker 1>we can. I know they come and droves when the

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<v Speaker 1>Life Coach flashing ELCTV. My uh neighbor gave me a

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<v Speaker 1>key to his back door years Okay, that's not what

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<v Speaker 1>you think, Elsie. Neighbor gave me a key to the

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<v Speaker 1>back door years ago so I could watch his house

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<v Speaker 1>and take care of his dog when they went away.

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<v Speaker 1>He just sold the house to a mid twenties newlywed couple.

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<v Speaker 1>The wife is a smoking hot wond Okay, what should

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<v Speaker 1>I do with the key? He needs your advice on that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a little scary. Yeah, you might want to know.

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<v Speaker 1>Think of how many neighbors you've either given a key

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<v Speaker 1>to previous neighbors or they've given a key to you,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, and then years down the road. I know,

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<v Speaker 1>my next door neighbor from way back still has that

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<v Speaker 1>house key and I have his, even though neither of

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<v Speaker 1>us lived there. Oh that's a just think about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you ever have a neighbor give you their key

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<v Speaker 1>to watch over things? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, vice versa. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't even think to give it back here. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you could give it back and then you know, say,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, tell him the story I used to help

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<v Speaker 1>out with the old neighbor and his dog and if

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<v Speaker 1>you need you know what. And they may say, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>just keep that just in case. That's that's cool because

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<v Speaker 1>when we're out of town, being in our twenties, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>pick up the mail and stuff. Then all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 1>the wife's trusting. I mean, possibilities are endless.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was just wondering if he was probing if

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<v Speaker 2>you might give him the green light just to go

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<v Speaker 2>and kind of look around.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, just.

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<v Speaker 2>It's kind of the sense I was getting, though, not

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<v Speaker 2>from you, but from the head the listener.

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<v Speaker 1>That's where I was scared at the beginning. It was

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<v Speaker 1>getting a little creepy. But no, you could put the

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<v Speaker 1>reverse creep spin on it and just say, hey, here's

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<v Speaker 1>your keyback. I used to watch it for the other neighbor,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you know, they may be like that. Just

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<v Speaker 1>a good idea, you know, and then possibilities are endless

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<v Speaker 1>with that hot life. Hey, mister Harper, John's out of

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<v Speaker 1>town a gap. Oh really, my toilets running? Yeah, come

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<v Speaker 1>over and jiggle it. Yeah, I'm running right now. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't get over there quick enough. Need help. Life coach

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<v Speaker 1>been dating a guy for a while and came across

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<v Speaker 1>something that concerns me a little. I got up to

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<v Speaker 1>use the restroom and noticed that he had several blood

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<v Speaker 1>press your medications that he was on, not to mention

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<v Speaker 1>a few prescriptions for cholesterol. Do I have a Do

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<v Speaker 1>I have valid concerns? No? But he does? The hell

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<v Speaker 1>are you look? If you're dating somebody in snooper around

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<v Speaker 1>his bathroom? Probably the medicine cabinet too, seeing as it's medicine.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope he's listening and figures out that as you like.

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<v Speaker 1>Some guy there right now just look getting a little

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<v Speaker 1>red at work on this stressful My coworker's eating Pbj's

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<v Speaker 1>with the crust off.

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<v Speaker 2>And can you imagine that on a first date if

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<v Speaker 2>you know whoever you're out with, goes hey, do you

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<v Speaker 2>mind if I inquires to uh what?

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<v Speaker 1>And how many what? And how many prescriptions are you on? Dude?

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<v Speaker 1>I hope the standards you know, obviously, I honestly, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>I hope that he's listening and figures out at you

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<v Speaker 1>and drop you like it's hot. It drops you like

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<v Speaker 1>it's hot. You like that like it's some snoop lines.

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<v Speaker 1>I figure she's snooping around as well, you know, hit snoop. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>they just be thankful you didn't find Valtrex in there

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<v Speaker 1>or Devado. It's one of HIV. Hey, my name is Keith,

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<v Speaker 1>life coach. My name is Keith. I got to work

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<v Speaker 1>and listen to you, Okay, I go to work and

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<v Speaker 1>then listen to you guys. I'm getting my wife a

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<v Speaker 1>rice cooker for Mother's Day. Granted she's Asian. Oh, got

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<v Speaker 1>a little date on this one. She don't like flowers.

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<v Speaker 1>They die again, Keith, I'm sorry, I'm a little late.

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<v Speaker 1>You could use this advice for next year. Maybe as

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<v Speaker 1>Neanderthals he sounds he's got a point with the flowers,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, for Mother's Day.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, let's just go again. This is for next year.

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<v Speaker 2>Flowers are a racket, man, there they are. It's a

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<v Speaker 2>good racket to be in.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like greeting cards. Uh, maybe meet in the

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<v Speaker 1>middle instead of flowers. Get a ready, come bonzai tree.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, she's an Asian Asian lady, a little bonze,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like wax on wax off, karate kids style.

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<v Speaker 1>That thing's gonna last forever and she can groom it.

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<v Speaker 1>And then when she is, you say, don't feel free

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<v Speaker 1>to groom more? How are you doing on time? Go

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<v Speaker 1>ahead and do another one. Why not, life coach, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>dating a beautiful Oh look at this one, life coach,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm dating a beautiful woman. Everything's great, except she has

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<v Speaker 1>one of those moles slash freckles. That's like those third

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<v Speaker 1>nipple things below her breast. Is there anything to worry about? Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>he's worried about the redhead thing, like, every freckle on

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<v Speaker 1>a redhead is what another soul they've taked? Is that

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<v Speaker 1>what it is? Every you're asking the wrong person, and

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<v Speaker 1>I take offense to that. Well, that's what they say.

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<v Speaker 1>Every freckle who I've seen redheads, I've seen that's who say.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just like the left handed desk are all the

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<v Speaker 1>right handers and there's that poor kid.

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<v Speaker 2>Just know that a lot of us redheads have you know,

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<v Speaker 2>Irish heritage, and if it wasn't for alcohol, we would

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<v Speaker 2>be ruling everything.

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<v Speaker 1>So anyway, sick burn, I don't know, sir, you need

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<v Speaker 1>to look at the glass half full on this. When

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<v Speaker 1>it comes to nipples, I always say, the more of them,

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<v Speaker 1>I wish we were more like dogs. I mean, could

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<v Speaker 1>you imagine that on a female? A human being? Female

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<v Speaker 1>like a female, but a human. I get super expensive

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<v Speaker 1>fras for them, but I don't even get started. Oh god,

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<v Speaker 1>you need eight that eight packs? Got? I'm sorry, I

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<v Speaker 1>am a little delirious. I extended the Memorial Day weekend

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<v Speaker 1>a couple extra days, right, I see eight of everything?

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<v Speaker 1>Right now? Thank you, life cooks. Yeah, from alright until

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<v Speaker 1>next time.

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