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Speaker 1: Come on, yes, yes, yes, oh yes, you are so done.

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Where do you think you're going? You cannot escape my

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fiery judgment. Oh my gosh, you're so annoying. Stop running away,

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you cowardly coward. There is no escaping me with that

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sliver of HP one hit and you are toast. Get

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back here, you little that's a dead end. I've gotcha. Boom,

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get wrecked, dork. That's right, weep while you add another

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tally to Queen Elle's score. Wait oh wait, wait wait

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wait does that mean we tied? Ough? Yeah, you were

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only one win ahead and that was the last game.

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B all, no, way, No, I'm not content with that.

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Ties are boring. Besides, this victory podium is only big

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enough for my small feet, and you know I hate

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to share. Well, I told you that we needed to

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have an odd number of games to play so we

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couldn't possibly tie. But no, you were all like, not, Elle,

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it'll be so unlikely that we win an even number

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of games. It'll surely be fine. Twenty is the perfect number. Yes,

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you do sound like that. So now what are we

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supposed to do? We can't just leave it off as

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a tire. Yeah, I know, we need a tiebreaker. But

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we can't just play another game. We planned this months ago,

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carefully forming our roster of games. You pick ten, I

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picked ten. That way we had an even playing field. Yeah,

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well that's the thing. There's no way that you and

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I are going to agree on a game to play

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as the deal breaker. All bro, Trust me, we won't

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any game that either of us suggests will be vetoed

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because the other person doesn't like it as much or

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isn't as good at it. I know us, we're equally

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stubborn and annoying. All right, Well, why don't we wrestle

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for victory? Just full on arm wrestling. I'm not picky,

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you're just chicken because you remember me absolutely destroying those

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bullies and headlocks that one time. Yes, I was the

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champion of the girls wrestling team in high school for

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two years in a row. That is also true. All right, Well,

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I think that there's only one thing left for us

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to do, only one thing we could possibly do as

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a tiebreaker that is equally fair to us both. It's

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time to play a game that we both absolutely despise.

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You know the one I'm talking about. I know, I know.

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We vowed never to touch this piece of Pooh game

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ever again all those years ago. But to preserve the

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sanctity of our clandestine Bye annual Awesome Friendship Pals gaming tournament,

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we need to work on that name. We must return

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to its, to its disgusting embrace in the name of

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being fair. Oh, it has to be downloaded, right, That

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was anti climactic. Huh. Oh, that really messed up my

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heroic speech. Okay, come on, you know this is the

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only possible fair option. We don't have any games that

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we like equally, but this is the one game that

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we both hate equally, So this is the only way

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to have a true winner. Oh yeah, you want to

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add some more steaks to our little competition. Huh, all right,

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seems appropriate for a tiebreaker such as this. I pick

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up what you're putting down. What are you thinking? Huh,

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you little monster right from my heart and soul. Oh

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you want me to lend you my lucky hoodie, my

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rare Jurassic Park promotional hoodie with the holographic logo on

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the label. Bruh. What could you possibly need that kind

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of luck for? Oh? You know that it's lucky. That's

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why you petition to ban me from wearing it during

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our tournaments four years ago. Oh my god. All right, fine,

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you want my hoodie, then okay, you get to borrow

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my hoody for one day of your choosing. I don't

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care what it's for, a job interview, a date, a

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trip to Vegas, whatever, But if you're going to go

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right for the essence of my entire being like that,

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I'm going to take something from you if I win.

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Oh oh, trust me. It is equally as precious to

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you as my hoodie is to me, and you're equally

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protective of it. No, not your wristband collection. I mean

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that little inny bitty secret that you have. Oh, you know,

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the one about that crush you have. You know, the

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crush you have on me. Oh honey, don't be cute.

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I know you have a crush on me. I know

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you've had it for a while now, but I want

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to hear you say it nice and loud. So if

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I win, then you have to confess got it. That's right.

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In addition to the sacred Bye Annual Awesome Friendship Pals

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Gaming tournament cardboard crown that we made when we were younger,

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in addition to that holy relic, you get to have

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my hoodie for a day. But if I win, you

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confess deal, shake on it. Hell yeah, perfect timing because

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the worst game ever released has officially finished downloading. Are

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you ready to dance in hell with me and grasp

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victory from the eternal sadness in despair that awaits us

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on this loading screen? Okay, let's establish the rules. We

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play the best of three rounds, random map, no overs

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or mulligans, and as per usual, no touching or trying

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to mess with the opponent during the game. Okay, winner

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takes all. Oh and last rule, don't you dare let

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me win? Got it? Play to win because I know

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you and guys like to let their crushes win, and

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we both know that you have a crush on me,

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so don't let me win. I'm serious. Okay, you ready,

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Let's do this? Three two one? Oh? Oh god no

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no no, the controls no, no, no, no no, the

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memories are all coming back to me. Oh god, how

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do you even how did you do that? No? No, no, no,

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no no no. Oh. I hate this game. Okay, Round

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one goes to you, but hey, how do you roll?

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Come on, dude, just tell me make this fair? Yes,

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I mean gross? Who designs that sequence of buttons to

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do a command roll. But yes, okay, now you're gonna

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be toast. Round two. Here we go. Oh my god,

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I swear I will never get used to how awful

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this game is, even when I know what's coming. It

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makes me so angry. Oh my god, I'm gonna throw up.

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This is awful. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no,

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no no no ew yes, yes, yes, yes, okay. Round

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two goes to me. But I don't feel good about it.

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I mean I do about beating you, but not about

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playing this game. All right, One more round, one more round,

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and we're done with this sick and twisted form of torture. Okay,

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are you ready because you need to lock in? All right?

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This is for all the marbles, all the jelly beans,

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and I know you want to protect your cheeky little secret,

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don't you, bestie? Final round a tiebreaker, within a tiebreaker,

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the steaks could not be higher. Ready three two one,

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and go ah, oh my god, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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oh my god. I want to come bust into flames.

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I hate this, I hate this, I hate this. Oh

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come on, there's no way you're beating me like that mister,

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get back here. Oh no, no, no, no, no, Oh

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my gosh, no way, What the hell was that? Since

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what are their power in this game? How did you

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even control your character well enough to get a power up?

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Oh yeah, well, well well I can do that too,

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Yes I can. Oh my gosh, I can't even see

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your health anymore. How are you still in the game?

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Oh my god, no, no, as if the game spawned

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that there for you. No no, no, no, no, no,

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no no no, are you serious? No way, get over here,

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you little brut. There is no way that you beat

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me like that. That was insane. I knew that we

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should have just wrestled. Uh yeah, I'm hitting you down

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after that display. Oh skill, you go out lucky, That's

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all I want to do over. You know, I'm not

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gonna lie. You look kind of cute under me like this.

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Oh nothing, no, no, no, nothing. Okay, I know I

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know that I said no do overs, but come on,

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I can't go out like that. I can't believe I

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was defeated by this silly, stupid, gross, good for nothing game.

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But fine, you win fair and square, even though being

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even remotely good at that game isn't anything to be

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proud of well, even if you won, I mean, you

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could just let me win, forfeit the tiebreaker and just

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say that like I win instead. Yeah, I know, I

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said no letting me win, but I'm allowed to retrack

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that rule since it relates to me, you know, and

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I really want to win. I mean, think about it.

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I get to keep my crown and my hoodie, and you,

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ooh get to relieve yourself of the burden of carrying

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around that secret crush you have on me. Wouldn't it

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just be so much easier if you didn't have to

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hide it anymore, if you could just let it all out.

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I do want you to say it. I want you

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to be able to speak your mind and be honest,

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and I really want to see all of those cute,

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little nervous expressions that you'll make when you say the words.

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Come on, just say it. Just tell me that you

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have a crush on me. We both know already, because

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I just want to hear you say it. Maybe maybe

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I just want you to be the one to confess first,

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so I don't seem like a gooey, mushy mess when

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I finally tell you how I feel, hoping that you

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feel the same way, because maybe, just maybe I have

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a crush on you, and maybe I really do, Like

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maybe I've had a crush on you for so long

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that I've never even had a crush on anyone else. No,

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I'm not messing with you. I I love you as

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a friend and companion and the person that I trust

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most with my life. And the annoying Doric who is

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so unreasonably handsome and sweet and funny and kind and

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maybe a cracked gamer even though that game doesn't count.

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And I'm the most important person in my life like ever,

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who makes me feel so valued and good whenever he's around.

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I love you like that for real. See I told

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you I would be a gooey, mushy mess. You won

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the tournament, fair in the square, you get the crown,

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You get my hoodie, And I know it wasn't part

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of the deal, But if you do have a crush

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on me, you should say it now or forever hold

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your peace. Oh, if you confess, you can wear my

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rare HOODI you whenever you want, as much as you want.

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M that's how much you mean to me. So do

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you feel the same way, then? Why did you make

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me wait so long? For you to answer, really you

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really do actually? Oh my gosh, oh no, I'm giggling.

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I mean, yes, I was almost entirely sure, but that

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seven percent of doubt in my head was really stressful.

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But you do you really do? You really like me?

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And I really like you? Oh good, Here I am

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squealing like a baby. Oh god, it's so embarrassing. Stop

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just be cool, become be cool, become Oh I love

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you so much. I never imagined that I'd be able

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to say that out loud, But now here we are,

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and you know what, I think it's time for a

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victory ceremony. Take an E as the winner of the

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previous bi annual Awesome Friendship Pals Gaming Tournament, name still

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pending as the reigning champion, and her royal majesty of Awesomeness, I,

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Queen el forfeit the sacred crown to you, the new

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king and winner of this tournament. May your reign be

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long and happy for the next six months till I

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claim the throne that is rightfully mine. In addition, I

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present to you my most treasured possession, my limited edition

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Jurassic Park Lucky hoodie, which you may wear for a

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single day of your choosing. Hmm, Then what else I

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think I know? And now you may rise, my liege. Yeah,

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I suppose you're right. At the end of the day,

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I guess we did kind of both win, didn't we

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getting our true feelings out in the open, kissing each

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other for the first time, allowing ourselves to be happy

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with each other to the fullest extent from now on. Yes,

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I do normally hate ties, but I'm satisfied with this

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kind of tie. I mean, I have a lot of

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words to describe that kiss we shared just now, and

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boring was not one of them. But the thing is,

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even though we both won, we both lost as well.

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You want to know why, because whenever we think about

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this moment, the moment we confess to each other where

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we shared our first kiss, it's going to be accompanied

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by the soundtrack of the worst game ever because we

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didn't turn it off. Ah. I didn't know either. I

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was too distracted by everything going on. But I can

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hear it. I can hear it in my head. It's

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literally playing in my head. It's gonna haunt us forever. Ah.

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I mean, it's what we deserve. It's our punishment for

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our hubris to even touch that game again. So I

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guess we have to bear the curse. I think we

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just have to roll with it for now. And let's

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face it, we're too freaks that just fell in love

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after playing that game. It's kind of technically the soundtrack

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to our love. We don't have a choice. Yep, it's

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gonna be our wedding song. No one else will know

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what it's from but us, and we will hate it. Okay, No,

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but really, I'm deleting this game. I ever want to

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touch this slimy, grimy, disgusting, crusty game ever again. There Now,

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my lover, king, what were you planning on doing with

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my lucky hoodie? Wearing it on a date? Perhaps? Yeah?

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A date with who Ala? Oh my god, you are

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the worst. Now I'm really going to put you in

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a headlock. Come here, Oh, tell me who you're really

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talking about? Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me

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who you're really talking about. That's more like it, you dork.

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After all, it's only fitting that a king goes out

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with his queen, right, Yeah, that sounds fun. How about

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we go out tonight. No reason to beat around the bush, right, Plus,

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it's just about dinner time. I'm so hmm, let's go,

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but be warned, if my hoodie gets sustained a rip

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or any sort of damage, you will be in big trouble.

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Uh huh. Believe me, you do not want to see

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me mad. Okay, let's get going. I want to spend

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every second I came with you tonight, holding hands, making out,

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whatever we do, as long as I do it with you,

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the guy that I love, happy, the happiest girl in

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the world. I really do love you, almost as much

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as I love my hoodie.