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Speaker 1: and his orchestra are Singing, starring need to al Us, G. G. Pearson,
Speaker 1: Brenebalt and Pat McGain and yours truly right O'Connor. That's
Speaker 1: a pleasure to bring in Metropola mayors, popular comedian in
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Speaker 4: A sec program, rad Yes, thank you.
Speaker 5: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, say Kate Peiser's wife, Georgia
Speaker 5: just had a little baby. I'm going over to the
Speaker 5: hospital and taking a present, you know, a baseball band,
Speaker 5: a baseball bat.
Speaker 2: It's a beautiful little girl.
Speaker 5: I know when she grows up and goes to Hollywood
Speaker 5: High she don't need it.
Speaker 2: Well, Rod tonight's the last night, Yes, Red.
Speaker 1: The last show of the season. Why don't you stay
Speaker 1: on the air during the heat of the summer. Why
Speaker 1: the other shows don't I know, but they don't leave.
Speaker 1: The audience is as cold as you do.
Speaker 5: Hey, tell me, what do you really think of my acting?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 6: Really?
Speaker 2: Red words fail me?
Speaker 5: Yeah, truthfully?
Speaker 2: Now, so I'll use letter Yeah, p U.
Speaker 7: You proud of that?
Speaker 5: You wind up as head boy on Ben Ruben's bar
Speaker 5: Acuda Bards.
Speaker 2: Well, what are you gonna do tonight after the show?
Speaker 6: Well, I'm gonna hit.
Speaker 5: You in a hit of the club first, No, I
Speaker 5: think after. I thank Burley our engineer, and Jack Robinson
Speaker 5: and Fred Cole our sound effect men, mister Keith McLeod
Speaker 5: our producers putting Bob Dwan, the NBC producer, and Ralph Forney,
Speaker 5: our official photographer.
Speaker 2: In the car, You're gonna have a big party.
Speaker 5: Yes, I got a pint of bourbon and twelve symbols.
Speaker 5: We're gonna move it up to Yeah, I'm gonna miss
Speaker 5: the old gang around here.
Speaker 2: You know, well you're probably miss arguing with our NBC sensors.
Speaker 5: Yeah, those guys today they made to take out a
Speaker 5: blank sheet of paper out of the script.
Speaker 8: They says the bear page was a little too suggested.
Speaker 8: What are you taking a trip this summer?
Speaker 5: I'm that still loopy of mine, No, sir, boy in
Speaker 5: the car so all I went down the license beyond.
Speaker 6: I had to get it up on lower plates.
Speaker 7: You know, lad to drive?
Speaker 2: I am, well, the highways are a little overcrowded, little crowded.
Speaker 5: I ran out of gas in Hollywood and didn't know
Speaker 5: until I got the San Diego.
Speaker 4: They are ed.
Speaker 2: I had a little going away present for you, some sunglasses.
Speaker 5: Sunglasses? Do I thank you here soon as I find Oh, yes, thanks,
Speaker 5: They'll come in handy if I leave California. Say, what
Speaker 5: are you planning on doing this summer?
Speaker 2: Well, I'm gonna take a lot of exercises.
Speaker 6: You better, boy.
Speaker 5: You're getting so many double change you look like you're
Speaker 5: peeking over a Venetian blind. Well, back to the funny stuff.
Speaker 6: You know how to keep thin?
Speaker 2: Ride horses?
Speaker 5: Get up every morning at five point thirty and run
Speaker 5: and dive in a cool swimming pool.
Speaker 6: A cool make ice cold though.
Speaker 2: You know you do that.
Speaker 6: No, I just read what's written here. Well, enough of
Speaker 6: that stuff that earns our bread and butter.
Speaker 1: Let's hear about the stuff that gives us our meat
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Speaker 5: And now Anita ellis sing Should I Tell you I
Speaker 5: Love you? Cool Porter's latest hit from the Broadway production
Speaker 5: around the World.
Speaker 6: Should.
Speaker 5: Love You?
Speaker 9: Should I say how much?
Speaker 4: Should old.
Speaker 9: And Way all the day?
Speaker 6: Should tell.
Speaker 10: Ardie Together.
Speaker 6: Our life would.
Speaker 10: Be should.
Speaker 9: I love you a way to you?
Speaker 6: Should turn.
Speaker 10: Pardie together?
Speaker 9: Our life would be should oh wait, oh what nothing
Speaker 9: know you.
Speaker 6: About this.
Speaker 5: Tonight? The story from the Skeleton scrap Book of Satire
Speaker 5: is entitled Vacation Time and Mad NBC Producers.
Speaker 2: Our characters are fictional.
Speaker 5: If there's any similarity to persons living, don't worry. There's
Speaker 5: a game load to protect you. Chapter one hundred and
Speaker 5: forty is entitled Working during the Vacation. This is the
Speaker 5: story of Klym kndittle Hopper, the country lad who's working
Speaker 5: through the summer months at a filling station replacing a
Speaker 5: gas pump.
Speaker 4: Well, you know.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 6: Everybody's going on a vacation.
Speaker 5: I wish I had a trade so i'd know what
Speaker 5: kind of a job I was vacation in from summer's here,
Speaker 5: all right, these ice skates don't work so well. Now, yeah,
Speaker 5: there's a filling station. You gotta shine out over there, man,
Speaker 5: jump your a n t ed winy. They got over
Speaker 5: and see what they went with him?
Speaker 6: What do you know? They got a woman attendant there, cray.
Speaker 5: Well do how you beat it to you?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 5: Nice overhold you're wearing who greases him?
Speaker 2: For you.
Speaker 10: Oh, I know, I'm a mask. You just have to
Speaker 10: excuse my hip here. Oh would you look good? And
Speaker 10: I like your tie?
Speaker 6: Oh things, I got another one just like it.
Speaker 10: Well, why did you buy two a lie?
Speaker 6: I didn't. I split a red sock?
Speaker 10: See you walking lately?
Speaker 6: Where's your car? Oh? Here? There? Everywhere? You know?
Speaker 10: Well what do you mean?
Speaker 1: Here?
Speaker 10: And there and everywhere?
Speaker 5: Truck hit it, park on the wrong side of a hill.
Speaker 10: You know, clam, what do you have a head for?
Speaker 5: They sit on my backbone. It keeps my vertebration flying
Speaker 5: all over the planet. Let's keep fun working here at
Speaker 5: the filling things.
Speaker 10: Crim Why don't you ask for a job here because
Speaker 10: they need a man?
Speaker 6: Well, I really didn't come in for that. See I
Speaker 6: only wanted to use the air holes. Need a little
Speaker 6: air in my head. It's getting flat on top.
Speaker 10: Well it's over there.
Speaker 11: Okay there, If you got a bucket of water, I
Speaker 11: can stick my head into test it for leaks. Claim
Speaker 11: you're a moron, and it's getting so it's nothing to
Speaker 11: be proud of.
Speaker 6: There's so many of us.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 5: See how much this job here paid.
Speaker 10: Well, you work on a percentage, but you.
Speaker 6: Worked on automobiles.
Speaker 10: Clim don't you know what percentage means. It means the
Speaker 10: more you work more.
Speaker 6: Your mate, I'm sorry I couldn't work that cheap.
Speaker 5: Wait, you can tell your boss I've taken the job. Oh,
Speaker 5: here comes that old buolooroos that stingy old guy when
Speaker 5: he he cups it sounds like this.
Speaker 4: Out there.
Speaker 6: They What can I tell you?
Speaker 2: Nothing?
Speaker 12: Just stick that empty gas nozzle under the tank. No
Speaker 12: squeeze there facts loot that'll take me into the next station.
Speaker 5: Well, in case you don't make it, call me, I'll
Speaker 5: give you a puss right in your big fat face.
Speaker 10: Clem, did you say you know something about mechanic?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 6: I do.
Speaker 10: Think you can fix that sedan.
Speaker 7: The motor won't start all right.
Speaker 6: Oh see what's the over her here? I'm sure loose hubcaps. Oh,
Speaker 6: here comes your customer. Here comes your customer.
Speaker 2: Hold right, hey, don't put the gas and ran the
Speaker 2: inter You dizzy dames are all alike.
Speaker 6: Well, I should hope, so.
Speaker 2: Come on now, move out of the way.
Speaker 10: Babe, wish you wouldn't talk to me like that, and
Speaker 10: me too.
Speaker 2: What did you say, conehead? Oh? I can't argue with
Speaker 2: him in a hurry, Come on, sister, snap indos Now.
Speaker 6: Wait a minute. You can't talk to a woman like that.
Speaker 2: Then put up your fists and fight like a man.
Speaker 6: I'd rather put my ears up and run like a rabbit.
Speaker 2: Come on, put up your fists, all right.
Speaker 6: I'll just roll up my sleeve and then.
Speaker 4: There.
Speaker 5: Now I'll get up, roll with sleeves down again. You
Speaker 5: will kindly step off from my chest.
Speaker 2: There.
Speaker 7: You ought to be.
Speaker 10: Ashamed of yourself.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm in a hurry, and I'll get visy and
Speaker 1: get this car lubrication and filled with gas and r
Speaker 1: I wouldn't.
Speaker 6: Do that if there's a man around, I'll tell you that.
Speaker 10: Okay, mister, if you insist, drive it upon the rack.
Speaker 6: Here, that's his young red dress.
Speaker 10: That black button. Clam and take her up.
Speaker 5: The black black lit see yes, that would be the
Speaker 5: dark one window. Anybody got long arms?
Speaker 10: When you caught that car up too high, clam and
Speaker 10: I let it down. Kiss the red button.
Speaker 5: But easy, But this man's in a hurry.
Speaker 6: Say mm hello, Monsey's hused car lot. Can you use
Speaker 6: a squatty buick?
Speaker 5: Now?
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Speaker 2: Yes, prove positive, no other.
Speaker 1: Cigarette gives you less nicotine less throat irritating tars than
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Speaker 2: I've seen the reports.
Speaker 1: Medical science has proved no other cigarette gives you less
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Speaker 5: Walley David forced from his orchestra play Espaniel Coney.
Speaker 1: Or Things.
Speaker 3: To Past, Thank You David.
Speaker 5: Chapter one hundred and forty one is entitled going Away.
Speaker 5: There's nothing like a vacation with children along, and they're
Speaker 5: no bother at all, especially if they're like Junior, the
Speaker 5: mean wad of kids. Junior, what do you want to
Speaker 5: up to your living room? Direct? The house is wrecked?
Speaker 13: Now into the cats.
Speaker 5: I'm putting him up on that Fido store here. But
Speaker 5: that's for the goldfish bull, I know. But the goldfish
Speaker 5: bowl is and the cat ain't Junior? Need you have
Speaker 5: anything to do with the cat eating the gold fish?
Speaker 5: Does you think I did? I most certainly?
Speaker 6: Do you positive?
Speaker 13: Yes, I'm positive medical science can use you.
Speaker 6: I'm trying.
Speaker 5: I ain't in here. Come on, let's get on with
Speaker 5: our taxing. Yeah, how come, we're gonna go away.
Speaker 13: Your grandfather's got the three weeks they cat it and
Speaker 13: we're going to take a trip.
Speaker 5: We'll pick him up downtown. Oh where's were going?
Speaker 13: We're going to Yellowstone National Park, Glazier National Park, and
Speaker 13: then over into Canada.
Speaker 5: Well, does I get it? Go along?
Speaker 6: Or is this going to be a pleasure?
Speaker 2: Twear?
Speaker 10: Of course it's going to be a wonderful tool.
Speaker 5: You're gonna dry in our own car full of growth bags.
Speaker 5: Thousands and thousands of miles were travel Yes, which fly
Speaker 5: is quicker?
Speaker 13: Julie, your love Glacier Park wild animals roaming.
Speaker 5: Around competition has Well, you know what I gonna do,
Speaker 5: and I'm gonna feed the bear. I'm gonna real life bear.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna feed him.
Speaker 13: No, no, no, that's something I want to warn you
Speaker 13: about right now. You can't feed the bear because when
Speaker 13: all you have to give them is gune, they'll bite.
Speaker 5: You, not me.
Speaker 6: Boy.
Speaker 5: I'll walk right up to the old bear and I'll
Speaker 5: show him my teeth, you know, and I'll stand right
Speaker 5: there and write him chide me. And if he comes,
Speaker 5: get me on his hind legs with his mouth open
Speaker 5: and the dark teeth when he fangs ready to bite me.
Speaker 5: Oh no, no, no, what's the matter.
Speaker 6: I just remember that I ain't got a gun.
Speaker 5: He scared him, said the bear, folken.
Speaker 4: Yes, they will do the best.
Speaker 2: Bless you little.
Speaker 13: Why if a bear should bite you out out shooting, well,
Speaker 13: you wouldn't have to do that, you know.
Speaker 5: If the bear bites me in a couple of hours,
Speaker 5: you'll die from natural causes.
Speaker 13: Let's hurry and get packed. Go over and ask mister
Speaker 13: Powell if we can borrow a suitcake. I'll call him
Speaker 13: gen this time.
Speaker 7: Huh well, Junior, Hello, Hello, Hello yet.
Speaker 5: Is you a lone fat show?
Speaker 2: Yes, but I can get help quick. What are you
Speaker 2: up there?
Speaker 5: We going down a swift years. No, we're gonna see
Speaker 5: the National Parks. And I hear that they got mountain
Speaker 5: Jupper almost. He's big as h is Lardie.
Speaker 6: Junior.
Speaker 5: There's something about you I like you mean, and I'm
Speaker 5: not your kid. Look, Fati, my grandma wants to borrow
Speaker 5: a suitcase one it's big enough to whole reportable booby traps.
Speaker 2: You know, well, I'll get you.
Speaker 5: I might want to move a mountain a company and
Speaker 5: she's mighty neighborly? Are you you know?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 2: How long are you gonna be gone?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 5: By three weeks? Guys?
Speaker 2: Oh three weeks? Yes, Well here's the suitcase.
Speaker 5: Hey, you're sure your big one your No, you don't
Speaker 5: know anybody around here would like to pick up a nickel?
Speaker 5: Do you carry it for me? You don't have?
Speaker 2: Oh, I'll help you all right?
Speaker 6: Oh look you commissr bull Mine?
Speaker 4: Or how are you? Yeah?
Speaker 14: If you got the grip for a feller going away?
Speaker 14: Nothing like a vacation? Does your good new atmosphere? New people?
Speaker 14: Where are you going?
Speaker 2: Oban to get a suitcase to Vernon, Vernon.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're going on a trip for going through Wyoming,
Speaker 5: Montana every place. But you talk, I've been there.
Speaker 6: You want to go again?
Speaker 14: You don't want to go again.
Speaker 5: He won't let me in.
Speaker 14: But Montana, that's Mother Nature's country.
Speaker 5: Yeah, when I get up there, she'll sell the place cheap.
Speaker 5: Are we going to be going the whole summery?
Speaker 12: I had sort of look forward to taking you fishing
Speaker 12: into the board game?
Speaker 14: Did you say three weeks?
Speaker 2: Now? Stop acting like an old don't you yell at me?
Speaker 2: Blah blah?
Speaker 4: Boy?
Speaker 5: Now now you fellas is too much like gentlemen. There'll
Speaker 5: be fighting now. Of course, there's nothing to stop one
Speaker 5: of you from hiring me to kick the other guy
Speaker 5: in the chine.
Speaker 14: You Well, it won't seem the same around here without you.
Speaker 5: Oh, mister Beaumont, Before I forget and I goes your way,
Speaker 5: I got something I gotta confess to you.
Speaker 6: What is it?
Speaker 5: You remember when you were sleeping under the tree and
Speaker 5: a bird a birthday.
Speaker 14: Rolled out of the nest, Yeah, and splattered all over me.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Well don't you think that duck egg was a little
Speaker 5: large for a hummingbird's nest? Yes?
Speaker 1: I do?
Speaker 5: Well, I you're gonna miss you big fellows.
Speaker 14: Guys you too, Yes, exactly?
Speaker 5: Will you?
Speaker 3: Hey?
Speaker 5: I got an idea. Now maybe we'll work if you
Speaker 5: ain't going, dude, he don't be, don't be, Yes, mister
Speaker 5: Fower and Harry Beaumart with me too.
Speaker 13: No, it was nice if you then it's the suitcase.
Speaker 5: I'm so excited. Let's not stand here, Let's get back.
Speaker 5: Where's the trunk from me?
Speaker 4: Don't oh? Five?
Speaker 5: Well there's me, frisickle me, sandbox me, baseball missions of goodness.
Speaker 5: Think you're gonna take nothing from me?
Speaker 14: Why don't you stay here with me? Jr? I always
Speaker 14: wanted a little boy like you.
Speaker 5: You must be nuts tikish man or hospital.
Speaker 2: Why you'll reprovate the nerve of you trying to move in?
Speaker 2: You know I've actually considered for junior five times.
Speaker 5: Yeah, show him your campaign weapons? Go ahead?
Speaker 14: Will you send us a postcardon They cost a penny?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 5: And showed the liquids you know.
Speaker 13: Well, all the windows and doors are locked up.
Speaker 4: Bad I got.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 5: Well, we say goodbye.
Speaker 2: Now you peoples, all of you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, while I'm gone, you can be busy digging up
Speaker 5: all them land mines. I laid you know well, I
Speaker 5: want you both to know. But it does one so
Speaker 5: good to know that that then neighbors missed them. Now
Speaker 5: don't start that stuff. Goodness, don't cry now, I'll go
Speaker 5: light it out above top of Hey, we're gonna miss
Speaker 5: you fellows. We're gonna miss you all Southern night eggs. Oh,
Speaker 5: mister b be careful when you're going your wood chain.
Speaker 5: I planted a new booby trapping there to your junie.
Speaker 5: You just keep laughing. Get out at all, but yet,
Speaker 5: don't stick your hand in any dark corner unless you
Speaker 5: want to leave it down here.
Speaker 2: No, I'll say good bye now, good bye, bye bye,
Speaker 2: good bye.
Speaker 5: Gets in Juliet. What's the matter. I was just thinking
Speaker 5: about our poor loadly neighbors.
Speaker 6: They don't have the car, you know, and you don't
Speaker 6: have anybody to bidget.
Speaker 5: We acting like witch bugs. We and you know, we
Speaker 5: gotta this big car and all that roof, and we're
Speaker 5: going to see all these pretty sights and stuffing, and
Speaker 5: they gotta diggle. Now we have enough room to take
Speaker 5: them alone. If it's all right with you, yes, I
Speaker 5: go get him. Ye oh boy, oh boy, hey, mister Baum,
Speaker 5: mister Fowler.
Speaker 6: Come on, you can go too, Come on, come.
Speaker 5: On, that's funny. They're all yes and not a coincidence.
Speaker 2: It's really very nighbly yes. We're glad to have you.
Speaker 5: Well, are we already? No, not until these two guys
Speaker 5: give me fifty cent a peece for what for acting
Speaker 5: like I'm gonna miss him so we could take them
Speaker 5: along with it. Ladies and gentlemen. When I returned home
Speaker 5: from the army, the greatest honor I received was you
Speaker 5: allowing me to come into your homes each Tuesday night.
Speaker 5: I hope I haven't said it done anything to offend anyone,
Speaker 5: and if I have, I really didn't mean to. We're
Speaker 5: proud too that you permitted your children to listen to
Speaker 5: our show when we return next fall. With the help
Speaker 5: of Edna Skelton Berzegi and her writing staff Benny Friedman,
Speaker 5: John Murray, Henry Staff and Jack Stanley, we'll continue to
Speaker 5: respect the dignity of your home that you have so
Speaker 5: graciously welcomed us into by trying our best to write
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Speaker 5: to an hour with Romberg. May I thank you again
Speaker 5: for your kindness and say goodbye now and thanks for listening.
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