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<v Speaker 1>What is a windows screen something you used to keep

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<v Speaker 1>flies inside the house? Correct? Pay that man eight dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>What is a bathing beauty a girl with a nice

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<v Speaker 1>profile all the way down? Correct? Pay that man nine dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>Because it pays to be ignorant, as living proof to

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<v Speaker 2>audu service men and women listening in over there, that

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<v Speaker 2>it does pay to be ignorant. Here's another half hour

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<v Speaker 2>with Radio's biggest collection of Zanny's The Incomparable with George Shelton,

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<v Speaker 2>Lodo McConnell, and Harry McNaughton, our doctor of music Nat

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<v Speaker 2>Novic and the man who sticks his neck out every

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<v Speaker 2>week at this time, our moderator, Tom Howard, Thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>Ken Robinson.

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<v Speaker 1>Love me, ladies and gentlemen. Well, here's that quiz program

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<v Speaker 1>again with the Board of Experts, who consists of three

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<v Speaker 1>people whose brain has been in quarantine ever since the

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<v Speaker 1>day they were bored. First, we had to celebrate author

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<v Speaker 1>mister Harry McNaughton, who was just written the booking title

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<v Speaker 1>how to Get into a Girdle or the Battle of

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<v Speaker 1>the Bowls. But here he is, mister Harry McNaughton.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 5>I have a poem, mister haw Yeah, Yeah, it's a

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<v Speaker 5>grateful feet of.

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<v Speaker 6>Meat, and sweep was tipping the.

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<v Speaker 5>Night fantastic when suddenly she tore for the dressing room door.

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<v Speaker 6>Uh huh, you can't trust this wartime.

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<v Speaker 7>Elastic has to be.

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<v Speaker 5>I could have written more, you know, but I didn't

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<v Speaker 5>want to stretch it.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Nice, we have a woman who went a

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<v Speaker 1>girl at school, couldn't get a head and still hasn't

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<v Speaker 1>got one. A woman who a she calls to visit.

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<v Speaker 1>You can stay longer in a half hour than the

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<v Speaker 1>average person can stay in the whole week. That's Lula mcconel.

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<v Speaker 1>How was your pie last night?

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<v Speaker 8>It's the hour? Yeah, how we've.

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<v Speaker 7>Made pusses the corner?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you did you enjoy yourself? Now?

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody hit me the pussons?

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<v Speaker 1>Ill, let's get on here. Nice. We have a man. Nice,

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<v Speaker 1>We have a man who was born in a pod.

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<v Speaker 1>Now everything he touches his myth. A man a man

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<v Speaker 1>who went a boy killed his mother and father so

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<v Speaker 1>he could go to the orphan's picnic. Mester George shout faith,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like, how did you see by the newspapers?

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<v Speaker 1>Dick Tracy just paid fifty dollars for a suit of

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<v Speaker 1>red flannel underwear at the dollars for a suit of

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<v Speaker 1>red flannel underwear.

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<v Speaker 3>I bet he'll get it to this time.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's get on here. And now that you met the experts,

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<v Speaker 1>here's the first question. See if you can tell me

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<v Speaker 1>here it is? What is a bridle path?

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<v Speaker 2>He was for?

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<v Speaker 5>Did you say a bridle path to the high That

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<v Speaker 5>bridle path?

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<v Speaker 1>What is it? It's the last mile for some poor sucker.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, A bridle pass is an iron of the

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<v Speaker 1>church you walk down. That's not what I mean. A

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<v Speaker 1>bridle path is something else? Or if something else, why

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<v Speaker 1>do they call.

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<v Speaker 4>It a bridle path?

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<v Speaker 1>It is a bridle pan leave.

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<v Speaker 6>It that way?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you want to change it as something else for?

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<v Speaker 4>You're always changing things.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got you're the guy that changed sixth Avenues to

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<v Speaker 1>the Avenue of the American.

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<v Speaker 3>Look you're talking about Mary, Well, what are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>I am talking about something that has to do with

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<v Speaker 1>a horse.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, come come to the house. Whoever heard of a

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<v Speaker 6>horse getting mad?

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<v Speaker 4>Believe? Why not?

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<v Speaker 1>If they lead them to the halt, and don't they

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<v Speaker 1>Leadion is enough harder? That's terrible.

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<v Speaker 3>And he has a groom, don't they see? I mean

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<v Speaker 3>he has a blue don't get so nosy.

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<v Speaker 7>All right.

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<v Speaker 1>The place is not about Mars, It's about horses.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, I went horseback riding the other day.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, did you go alone?

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<v Speaker 6>No, the horse went with me.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, wait a minute's mcnard.

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<v Speaker 1>You say you went horseback riding?

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<v Speaker 5>Where did you ride right between the horses.

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<v Speaker 4>Neck and his tail?

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<v Speaker 5>I would say approximately around the middle.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, that's enough the tough time, all right, way.

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<v Speaker 9>Let's get on here.

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<v Speaker 3>I love horseback riding. I went horseback riding last Sunday.

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<v Speaker 1>Fine, you went horseback riding. Tell me where did you go?

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<v Speaker 7>I said, the Canises?

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<v Speaker 6>Really, how is that it?

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<v Speaker 1>Will you please get back to the question. What is

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<v Speaker 1>the bridal path you was for? I remember when I

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<v Speaker 1>got married. I don't start that marriage visit. I didn't start.

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<v Speaker 1>It's been going on for years, even before we had

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<v Speaker 1>bridle paths. Bridle paths are not for marriage, are they

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<v Speaker 1>for them? They're for bridles? Wait a minute, they're for horses.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, horses have bridles.

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<v Speaker 4>Mits, mccaddle.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever been in Central Park?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you kidding?

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<v Speaker 1>I see what you mean? Have you ever seen people

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<v Speaker 1>riding horse back in the park in the daytime? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you doing in central part of the daytime?

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<v Speaker 8>Ah?

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<v Speaker 7>Silly ball? How did I get in there? Yah?

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<v Speaker 1>I go. Now here's the next question, by attention. If

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<v Speaker 1>a woman is married twenty five years to her husband,

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<v Speaker 1>how long has her husband been married?

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<v Speaker 6>What's her name?

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<v Speaker 1>That doesn't make much difference. We'll just call them mister

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<v Speaker 1>and missus sea cook. Did you say mister and missus

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<v Speaker 1>sea Cook? That's right.

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<v Speaker 4>I used to know this son.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh how'd you know the helicope?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, everybody call him a son of a sea cook? Oh? Yes, great,

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<v Speaker 1>forget the name. The question is if a woman is

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<v Speaker 1>married twenty five years, how long is her husband to marry?

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<v Speaker 1>Wasn't the chest wedding?

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<v Speaker 8>Mister Howard?

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<v Speaker 1>That doesn't enter into the question. Let's just say it's

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<v Speaker 1>the plain, simple wedding, and the one.

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<v Speaker 4>That's get married is plain and simply.

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<v Speaker 1>If you ask me, nobody asked so well, they might

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<v Speaker 1>they might ask me.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait, they asked you.

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<v Speaker 3>They might write me, all right, they might.

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<v Speaker 1>I was married by justice to page you were, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and I have had no justice, no pieces.

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<v Speaker 5>Micconell told me, how how did you get your husband him?

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<v Speaker 4>In a crap game? Was the dice loading?

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<v Speaker 8>No, but he was.

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<v Speaker 1>The heart.

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<v Speaker 6>Do you think manages the chief.

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<v Speaker 1>Cause of divorce? Yeah, I think it is. You're a

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<v Speaker 1>enignor ramit's miss mcgot well.

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<v Speaker 4>You're wrong, old boy.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't belong to any law.

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<v Speaker 3>I say, sick Pconnell. Would you marry an ugly man

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<v Speaker 3>jest for his money?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how much money you got. Well, get

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<v Speaker 1>back to the question. If a woman is married twenty

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<v Speaker 1>five years, how long as theore have been married?

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<v Speaker 7>I think I don't get married.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, I've been going through life in single harness.

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<v Speaker 4>I think I'll do it in double harness.

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<v Speaker 1>After that, I'll give my regards to the other horse.

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<v Speaker 1>Why would I ever turned around the first time my

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<v Speaker 1>old man whistled at me. I bet your old man

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<v Speaker 1>wished you had never whistled if he asked me, have.

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<v Speaker 3>You any children listening? Not?

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<v Speaker 1>No? We have not. Why everybody has children? The birds

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<v Speaker 1>of these, even turtles have children.

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<v Speaker 6>I have, Oh, I always thought they had tuttles.

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<v Speaker 4>You know.

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<v Speaker 6>You know a friend of mine got married the other day.

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<v Speaker 5>Is he had a pound of butter and she had

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<v Speaker 5>a pound of liver. Woods they got married for a

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<v Speaker 5>corner or a horse.

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<v Speaker 4>I have the Maloney look Johnny.

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<v Speaker 9>Only member in the August.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe there's going to be good tonight.

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<v Speaker 8>I don't, Oh no, I know they might have been

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<v Speaker 8>taken leave.

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<v Speaker 7>Plan are Momley.

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<v Speaker 1>Who now we come to walk in Tesson's why mister

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<v Speaker 1>Robinson getting the pops up. Where we turn to the

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<v Speaker 1>musical portion of our program, we have an orchestra who

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<v Speaker 1>at one time had music explained to them but never

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<v Speaker 1>heard any of it. So that's the way they play here.

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<v Speaker 1>They are Dr Novic and his Quizzlings, Dr hey Ge,

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<v Speaker 1>Double l Y and anybody is d Kelly you can

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<v Speaker 1>tell him by his style is a D by the

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<v Speaker 1>foot he is irin fruit has anybody has day Kelly?

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<v Speaker 1>Tell him for the green next time?

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<v Speaker 9>I am that's very They were alone. It wasn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, no all r Gey that's carry it.

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<v Speaker 7>That's all. We aren't trying to take no tay a

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<v Speaker 7>word again.

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<v Speaker 4>A Hey, no.

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<v Speaker 1>Aga make th it's amain that shame and I have.

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<v Speaker 7>Thank you act carry.

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<v Speaker 1>A.

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<v Speaker 7>I hope.

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<v Speaker 1>Boy, I'd fire that August Reverend wasn't put up act

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<v Speaker 1>that I can beat them all. Playing Teenagh was our

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<v Speaker 1>first contents, our first guesses.

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<v Speaker 2>Eving Howard is Corporal John Ackerman of the United States Marine.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you do, mister Ackerman. It's the pleasure to

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<v Speaker 1>have you with us.

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<v Speaker 8>How do you feel, sir?

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<v Speaker 6>I feel fine?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's great. Where's your hometown? Would you care to

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<v Speaker 1>tell down?

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<v Speaker 5>Scobyville, New Jersey, Oh, Scobyville down their own know the

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<v Speaker 5>place well, Tobyville, New jay v Well, put a baseball

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<v Speaker 5>trub in my hand.

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<v Speaker 6>And call me batty.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I used I used to wash that.

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<v Speaker 3>I was a dishwasher in the dentist office.

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<v Speaker 6>You are you were a dish washer in the dentist office.

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<v Speaker 1>I used to wash plates, laid our attention until the

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<v Speaker 1>mister Ackerman, he's working out to be a moron. I

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<v Speaker 1>won't have been.

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<v Speaker 6>I wont have been in the service kit.

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<v Speaker 1>Just about three and a half here, three and a

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<v Speaker 1>half here. It's fine, my boy. And congratulations. Are you

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<v Speaker 1>still in or are you about to get out?

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<v Speaker 8>I'm about to get out.

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<v Speaker 4>I hope. Well, I hope so too, my boy.

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<v Speaker 1>And congratulations to it. And I hope you have lots

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<v Speaker 1>of luck when you don't get out.

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<v Speaker 5>I sell you know a couple you know, congratulations too

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<v Speaker 5>for me?

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<v Speaker 4>Yea, I was in the last foe.

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<v Speaker 6>You know, I was a real gunner on a bomber.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait a minute, in the last one that didn't have

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<v Speaker 5>But didn't no, no wonder they tied me onto the table.

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<v Speaker 1>What didn't you do before you went in the service

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<v Speaker 1>mister Ackerman.

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<v Speaker 3>I did service station work mostly.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, I see you were.

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<v Speaker 1>Sort of a service station attendant. And do you think

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<v Speaker 1>get out or no, I don't think I will. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think so too. I bet you've learned a

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<v Speaker 1>lot since those days. Well, we certainly aren't very happy

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<v Speaker 1>watched her name Honey.

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<v Speaker 8>John, John John.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that name John John.

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<v Speaker 3>So manly.

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<v Speaker 1>I love manly name.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, there's so manly.

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<v Speaker 7>You said that.

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<v Speaker 4>What I love the name John. You're you.

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<v Speaker 8>You could just call me pigeon.

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<v Speaker 4>I like to fill a tu.

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<v Speaker 1>And you got to toast the match too, uh, John.

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<v Speaker 1>When you reach into the dunchcap fain pick out a

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<v Speaker 1>question for us, please one, would you be good enough

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<v Speaker 1>to read the question if you don't mind, just take

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<v Speaker 1>good time.

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<v Speaker 6>What country to marry? Queen of Scott's come from?

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<v Speaker 1>What country did Mary, Queen of Scott's come from? So hard?

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<v Speaker 6>Would you mind repeating the question?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I'll repeat it, of course, of your mind.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't I don't, I don't mind.

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<v Speaker 6>You don't mind what I.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't mind repeating the question?

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<v Speaker 3>You don't.

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<v Speaker 6>All that's spouting is to hard. Thank you so much,

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<v Speaker 6>Kenny On.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, thank you. What's it was Mary, Queen of Scott's from.

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<v Speaker 4>What's the name of the country.

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<v Speaker 8>Ain't that awful?

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<v Speaker 1>That's the question I'm asked. What became of the other question?

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<v Speaker 3>What out a question? What about the Queen of Park.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't say, bodife a Scott from my country? Was Mary,

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<v Speaker 1>Queen of scott She was later an English queen.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh boy, you should have seen the Brooklyn queen I

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<v Speaker 3>was out with last time.

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<v Speaker 8>Boy.

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<v Speaker 3>I tried to kiss her.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, what happened?

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<v Speaker 4>And she crowned me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not thought about that kind of queen, this queen,

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<v Speaker 1>This queen was a ruler how long? Mister McCartney, you're

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<v Speaker 1>a perfect idiot.

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<v Speaker 6>That's what I like about this country. Everybody gets a chance.

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<v Speaker 1>Man this is a historical question. Do you know anything

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<v Speaker 1>about history, miss McConnell i, or I made enough of it?

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<v Speaker 1>I well, Mary, Queen of Scott's was a historical character.

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<v Speaker 1>Well marry historic to mister Howard, some of your own

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<v Speaker 1>man did no, no go oh, Now me and I

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<v Speaker 1>old man get historical time to have a fight. No,

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<v Speaker 1>you'll mean hysterical. I mean historical.

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<v Speaker 3>We did up the pass.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh you know you know I had a fight with

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<v Speaker 6>my wife last night.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh don't you know, mister mc north, Before you start fighting,

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<v Speaker 3>you should.

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<v Speaker 1>Count up to ten.

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<v Speaker 5>I did, but you should see what he did to

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<v Speaker 5>me while I was counting.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, sta fighting. I used to be a fighter.

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<v Speaker 1>I bought kid William's kid Brody Kids, Sweeting and then

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<v Speaker 1>my manager double cross me.

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<v Speaker 6>Really, how you run out of kids?

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<v Speaker 4>And he made me fight a full grown man.

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<v Speaker 1>My old man is starting to be a fighter. Yep,

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<v Speaker 1>he says, all the time, punching the bag. Well why

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<v Speaker 1>don't why don't you punch him back?

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<v Speaker 8>What you know?

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<v Speaker 5>I cried pride fighting once?

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<v Speaker 8>Did you make any money?

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<v Speaker 1>How much did you get a fight?

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<v Speaker 5>Ten dollars down and ten dollars When I got up,

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<v Speaker 5>I was on the canvas so much. They called me

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<v Speaker 5>Mona Lisa, Lisa mcnoth, They called me very nice thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Can we please get back to the question. That was

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<v Speaker 1>the question of Howard, are you paying attention? That's a

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<v Speaker 1>good question. Who get that in?

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<v Speaker 6>What was the question?

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<v Speaker 7>Are you playing attention?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not, Johnny said, And now who's our next guest?

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<v Speaker 2>Our next guest, mister Howard is a very lovely and

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<v Speaker 2>charming young lady. Michael Sam's Navy Yeman, third Class Alice,

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<v Speaker 2>King of the Wave.

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<v Speaker 1>Bye, good evening, miss King, and welcome to a place Biggart.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you deceavening, Miss King? It's fine, well, that's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>You certainly do look it. We're very glad to have

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<v Speaker 1>you with us. Where's your hometown with your care to

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<v Speaker 1>tell us the mone Iowa?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh des Moine ile, Oh yeah, yeah, of course that's

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<v Speaker 5>an hour, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 6>Mister?

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<v Speaker 4>That's right des Moines.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's right.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm hoping cleverly I should say you are.

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<v Speaker 1>Can we go on for the next question. Let's make

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<v Speaker 1>when the snakes get drunk they see you. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I have a brother washing in des Moines, not in Ioway, though,

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<v Speaker 1>des Moines, Pennsylvania.

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<v Speaker 7>I see.

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<v Speaker 1>Shu up shopper's cold shallows. Yeah, I expect of that

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<v Speaker 1>from your mental shallow.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm got a seamor in town, and I got an

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<v Speaker 3>awful coal in Detroit.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I had to buy a new jersey. I see,

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<v Speaker 4>kept me warmer.

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<v Speaker 1>Where you stay home for a change, you'll be all

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<v Speaker 1>over the nation. Pay no attention to them.

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<v Speaker 8>Miss king.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you doing in New York? You're stationed here

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<v Speaker 1>or something?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 6>No, I'm having lots of fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you stationed here? Yes? I work in the Navy

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<v Speaker 1>Catalog Office, in the General Office work. Oh, the General

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<v Speaker 1>and the Navy catalog Or that's make enough catalogs? Is

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<v Speaker 1>that right? Well, we help out, or you'll help out.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe you can help me out. Do you know if

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<v Speaker 1>the news year's robut cadlloc is out? You don't do that? No,

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<v Speaker 1>well I didn't know, you know, thanks be ignorant.

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<v Speaker 8>That's the name of the show.

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<v Speaker 1>I long, I long have been the service a little

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<v Speaker 1>over a year. Yeah that's fine.

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<v Speaker 8>How do you like it?

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<v Speaker 1>I suppose you real?

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<v Speaker 8>Well, you're good? Good?

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<v Speaker 1>What did you doing?

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<v Speaker 8>The what did you do?

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm gonna get them fixed next week. What what

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<v Speaker 1>did you do in the mines before you went into

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<v Speaker 1>the service. I worked in an office in the general

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<v Speaker 1>office for a call. Oh you've done general office work,

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<v Speaker 1>book keeping, stenography and stuff like that. Did you ever

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<v Speaker 1>take any dictation?

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<v Speaker 8>No, you never took any.

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<v Speaker 1>Then you're not married.

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<v Speaker 7>No, she's a nice little way though.

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<v Speaker 4>I just here admiring. Oh you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know, I went over to Jersey to see a little

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<v Speaker 1>wave last week.

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<v Speaker 3>She just finished her basic training is town?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, next week we go on maneuvers.

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<v Speaker 1>Jesus, I'm so now you've got interrupted in your maneuvers.

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<v Speaker 4>I was spied around and she gave me a work.

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<v Speaker 1>Mister Yellen, remind me to put razor blades in your

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<v Speaker 1>cornflakes were legim of a gang. Oh how do you

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<v Speaker 1>like though, you are, Miss King? I like it real well.

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<v Speaker 1>Ce Liberty Town what a swell Liberty Town? A swell

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<v Speaker 1>Liberty Town? What just what do you mean by Liberty Town? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>they give the service people a lot of opportunities to

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<v Speaker 1>go to all the shows and everything. Oh, they give

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<v Speaker 1>to say, Oh, well, love's fine. I'm glad to hear that. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>New York has a great reputation for training the service

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<v Speaker 1>people very nice as. I suppose you've seen a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of shows, that's right.

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<v Speaker 8>Uh huh what show did you see? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Practice, all of them?

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<v Speaker 8>All of them?

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<v Speaker 1>Which one did you like?

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<v Speaker 2>This? I like them all?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh you do?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's fine. You're coming. Are not sticking your chin out?

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<v Speaker 4>What are you doing after the show tonight?

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<v Speaker 7>Never mind?

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<v Speaker 1>You said, yell him at too much liberty? That's right,

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<v Speaker 1>enough attention to me, I said before. We're going to

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<v Speaker 1>throw him a fish any minute.

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<v Speaker 5>I think the ladies very charming body, pretty body attacked

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<v Speaker 5>your fascinating well, I know that very nice piece of

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<v Speaker 5>brick of.

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<v Speaker 1>Bread, mister McNaught. When did you first come to know

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<v Speaker 1>that you like girls?

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<v Speaker 6>But I found out they win boys.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I'm going to go less the ball with

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<v Speaker 1>the sailor tomorrow and eye you're going to a fancy

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<v Speaker 1>dress ball. Yeah, yeah, I am.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I've all up said, I don't know what.

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<v Speaker 8>To go as, don't know what to go at.

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't you take a trunk with you and go

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<v Speaker 1>as an elephant? Shut up your showder shower as long

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<v Speaker 1>as out there?

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<v Speaker 9>Well?

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<v Speaker 6>What that long island chowder? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>I see I'm doing a favor. While you're here, miss King,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm reaching as a dungecat to Johnny Holds and pick

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<v Speaker 1>out a question for us, if you don't mind, and

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<v Speaker 1>when you get one, would you be good enough to

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<v Speaker 1>read it?

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<v Speaker 4>Please?

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<v Speaker 1>How many wheels has a bicycle?

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<v Speaker 8>Very nice?

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<v Speaker 1>How many wheels as a bicycles? Hard?

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<v Speaker 6>Would that be a man's bicycle or a woman's bicycle?

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<v Speaker 8>Well?

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<v Speaker 1>Mis mc good, don't worry about it. It doesn't make

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<v Speaker 1>any difference.

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<v Speaker 7>Don't if I don't make any difference.

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<v Speaker 3>Why do they make men's bicycles and a women's bicycles?

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<v Speaker 3>Why don't they make them all alike?

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<v Speaker 4>I discriminate?

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<v Speaker 1>Answer me that if you can, my fine feathered friends,

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<v Speaker 1>Mister Challon, you're a pool friary.

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<v Speaker 4>Won't get you no question. I don't invade the question.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't try to get out of answering it either. I

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<v Speaker 1>not even try to answer your question, mister.

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<v Speaker 6>How that isn't fair. We try to answer your question

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<v Speaker 6>quite naturally. We expect the same cooperation from you. Suppose

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<v Speaker 6>he made no effort to answer your questions?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, where would you be? And you wouldn't get an

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<v Speaker 1>answer then at all?

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<v Speaker 6>I never get an answer now I wouldn't say that's

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<v Speaker 6>the house.

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<v Speaker 8>What's that?

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<v Speaker 6>I wouldn't say that.

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<v Speaker 1>Why wouldn't you say it?

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<v Speaker 8>Because you just said it?

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<v Speaker 6>I know coffee cap?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Do you mean you don't know how many

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<v Speaker 1>wheels a bicycle has?

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<v Speaker 4>Why?

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<v Speaker 1>The answer is in the word itself?

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>But what boy?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>But what work? I think I know the word? If

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<v Speaker 1>he not knows the work, we do, don't tell hi

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<v Speaker 1>us to nigne that?

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<v Speaker 9>Fine?

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<v Speaker 1>As they got.

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<v Speaker 8>What is the word?

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<v Speaker 3>Please?

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<v Speaker 6>The word wheels?

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<v Speaker 1>Wheel? How do you figure that out?

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>How do you figure that out?

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<v Speaker 8>Well?

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<v Speaker 1>You stop repeating every page.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, you see, if a bicycle only had one wheel,

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<v Speaker 5>mister Howard would have used the singular. He would have

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<v Speaker 5>said how many wheels has a bicycle?

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<v Speaker 6>He was much to be said how many wheels? As

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<v Speaker 6>a bicycle? We must accept the fact that the bicycle

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<v Speaker 6>has more than one wheel?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but how do we know he's telling the truth?

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 8>How do we know we tell the truth?

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<v Speaker 6>Well we'll presume that he is. You see.

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<v Speaker 5>So with that hue to work on, all we have

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<v Speaker 5>to do now is figure out the exact number of

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<v Speaker 5>wheels the bicycle has.

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<v Speaker 6>Perfectly simple.

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<v Speaker 1>This is mcnon that's marvelous.

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<v Speaker 4>What's marvelous about it?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 7>What's marbless man?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think it's marvelous, but something don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Think it's marbles, females word long?

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>Is that the bicycle has more than one wheel?

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<v Speaker 1>But how many wheels?

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<v Speaker 4>More than one wheel?

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<v Speaker 3>That's gonna be figured out.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the toughest job ahead of us. Yeah, no, but

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<v Speaker 1>wheels is not the words that give you the clue that.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the idea of trying to the deceivers like that?

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<v Speaker 6>Haven't got enough trouble.

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<v Speaker 1>Trying to figure these problems out without you giving us

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<v Speaker 1>fourth cues? Yeah, I hate anything fall. Well, why don't

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<v Speaker 1>you take a taste back the way you got a.

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<v Speaker 8>Look? Don't no of you know what the.

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<v Speaker 1>Prefix the I mean?

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<v Speaker 6>How would you repeat that by you say?

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<v Speaker 1>I say, don't none of you know what the prefix

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<v Speaker 1>the I mean?

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<v Speaker 4>Now he's talking about vitamins.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not talking about vitamins, I said the I meaning too.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, there are two bicycles, though, why don't you say

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<v Speaker 5>something fall?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh he's a sneaky little guy, that guy and I

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<v Speaker 1>just can't be truck plaze. There's only one bicycle Look,

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<v Speaker 1>cycle means wheel, b I means too. How many wheels

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<v Speaker 1>as a bicycle?

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<v Speaker 6>Wow, that's the question. Go until next week.

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<v Speaker 5>In the meantime, the next bicycle I see, I'll make

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<v Speaker 5>it my business account, the wheels, and I'll let you know.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll phone you.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, that is an idea of it's nick not so

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<v Speaker 7>you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a bicycle, but when I went riding, I haven't.

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<v Speaker 3>Notice whether it had wheels, runner or not.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh really, do you write a bicycle?

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<v Speaker 5>Tell me how do you keep your trousers from getting

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<v Speaker 5>caught in the stroucket?

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<v Speaker 4>I have tramps in my pants?

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<v Speaker 7>Wu well, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Flos razious at the end of a rope, which is

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<v Speaker 1>where the express belong. We like, have you all listen

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<v Speaker 1>again next week? Now here's that how calling bartone to

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<v Speaker 1>tell you what we mean when we say it.

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<v Speaker 5>The record.

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<v Speaker 2>That's all to be with us again next week. And

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<v Speaker 2>here it's proven again by Tom Howard, Lida McConnell, George Sheldon,

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<v Speaker 2>and Harry McNaughton that it pays to be Ignorant Ken

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<v Speaker 2>Roberts speaking. This is the Armed Forces Radio Service