WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.080 --> 00:00:02.040 I'm just happy to help my fellow married men with 2 00:00:02.120 --> 00:00:04.160 blue choos this past weekend. You know what I'm saying. 3 00:00:04.240 --> 00:00:07.679 And hopefully you're ready because it's time to get wet. 4 00:00:08.039 --> 00:00:11.359 It's about to get weird. You're prepared for it to 5 00:00:11.400 --> 00:00:12.080 get weird. 6 00:00:12.480 --> 00:00:14.080 Things you're gonna get weird. 7 00:00:14.400 --> 00:00:15.480 It's getting weird. 8 00:00:16.199 --> 00:00:18.280 I'm gonna get real weird with it. 9 00:00:18.600 --> 00:00:19.640 Let's get weird. 10 00:00:20.120 --> 00:00:23.199 Let's get word where get Where? Are you ready to 11 00:00:23.199 --> 00:00:24.760 get weird with Hoodie and Eric? 12 00:00:24.920 --> 00:00:30.519 I'm ready to me listen because you're listening to the 13 00:00:30.679 --> 00:00:36.119 two one hundred and twenty ninth episode of Let's Get Weird. 14 00:00:36.920 --> 00:00:40.520 Remember Murmur, my name is I'm weird. 15 00:00:40.600 --> 00:00:42.240 And every week we come together to give you the 16 00:00:42.240 --> 00:00:45.200 weird stories from our lives, the streets, the sheets, the ups, 17 00:00:45.280 --> 00:00:48.439 the downs, the all arounds and just have a good time. 18 00:00:49.280 --> 00:00:51.799 And this week we're talking about blue Choo, right, and 19 00:00:51.840 --> 00:00:52.880 everyone went, that is. 20 00:00:52.799 --> 00:00:55.039 Well it well, it's it's something. 21 00:00:54.719 --> 00:00:56.159 Off the counter viagra. 22 00:00:56.359 --> 00:01:01.159 No, off the counter viagara got lost, they lost a 23 00:01:01.799 --> 00:01:03.119 patent and not everyone can make it. 24 00:01:03.399 --> 00:01:06.319 Blue Choo according to this is a telemedicine service. 25 00:01:06.599 --> 00:01:07.480 M hm oh. 26 00:01:07.519 --> 00:01:09.359 This is the company and their main pill is the 27 00:01:09.400 --> 00:01:13.359 blue Chip pill, which essentially makes you peepe bigger. 28 00:01:13.599 --> 00:01:15.400 Well, no, it just makes you last longer, makes you 29 00:01:15.480 --> 00:01:17.879 peepee bigger, and it's just like hymns and everything else. 30 00:01:17.920 --> 00:01:20.319 It's like, yeah, So if you're wondering why we're talking 31 00:01:20.319 --> 00:01:23.159 about this, well, uh turns out my brother as a joke, 32 00:01:23.480 --> 00:01:25.840 found a joke and his groomsons guests. I think we 33 00:01:25.840 --> 00:01:28.400 talked about this. Whenever it came back. He put blue 34 00:01:28.439 --> 00:01:31.239 Chill Blue Choo pills in the air pod pouch of 35 00:01:31.239 --> 00:01:33.640 our little Supreme pouches. Yes, no one found out until 36 00:01:33.640 --> 00:01:36.920 like halfway were on the wedding. What the hell is this? Uh, 37 00:01:37.040 --> 00:01:38.400 I've been sitting on I don't know what to do 38 00:01:38.480 --> 00:01:43.480 with them. Oh, and I decided, you know, this weekend, 39 00:01:44.120 --> 00:01:46.040 you know d I met Kyle Chromer. 40 00:01:46.159 --> 00:01:46.319 Here. 41 00:01:46.319 --> 00:01:48.640 You guys want married. You're both married. 42 00:01:48.680 --> 00:01:48.959 Here I go. 43 00:01:49.400 --> 00:01:51.799 One was married longer than me, one by a year, 44 00:01:51.840 --> 00:01:53.159 one by many years. Here you go. 45 00:01:53.280 --> 00:01:55.319 Exactly enjoyed the Blue Choo boys. 46 00:01:55.400 --> 00:01:59.879 So if you already said there's another kid, did he? 47 00:02:00.200 --> 00:02:03.000 Tony or Andrew is a topic of being a name 48 00:02:03.480 --> 00:02:05.200 that night. I don't know what they I don't know 49 00:02:05.200 --> 00:02:06.920 what they use. That's up to them. If they want 50 00:02:06.920 --> 00:02:08.879 to use it or pass it down the line somehow 51 00:02:09.000 --> 00:02:11.159 returns to you. Eric, How is it gonna return to me? 52 00:02:11.719 --> 00:02:13.360 Definitely don't need that stuff. 53 00:02:15.120 --> 00:02:17.759 Just in case breaking case, case of emergency. 54 00:02:19.080 --> 00:02:21.479 Why would you okay, why would you put that on me? 55 00:02:21.759 --> 00:02:23.439 Why would you put that on Why would you put that? 56 00:02:24.319 --> 00:02:26.560 But yeah, that was that was a fun time. Comedy 57 00:02:26.560 --> 00:02:28.639 show goes real fun. It's always a good time. Thanks 58 00:02:28.639 --> 00:02:30.439 to that came out draft house. 59 00:02:30.439 --> 00:02:32.280 It is dope. And I have a good picture in 60 00:02:32.360 --> 00:02:34.400 my picture, No which one? I got a good one. 61 00:02:34.439 --> 00:02:36.039 It didn't get posted with some other photos. 62 00:02:36.080 --> 00:02:37.159 Why I don't know. 63 00:02:37.159 --> 00:02:38.080 I just didn't get posted. 64 00:02:38.240 --> 00:02:40.639 You gotta post it yourself, I know, but you know 65 00:02:41.000 --> 00:02:44.639 it's about you, baby, promote yourself. Some days, did. 66 00:02:44.520 --> 00:02:47.639 Your phone like update your contacts? Like everyone having their 67 00:02:47.719 --> 00:02:50.879 legal names on it my phone for some reason, like 68 00:02:50.919 --> 00:02:53.439 so everyone I have like as a nickname or something 69 00:02:53.879 --> 00:02:56.719 like for intern Johnny put i j It was like, no, 70 00:02:56.800 --> 00:02:58.719 his name is john his last name? 71 00:02:58.960 --> 00:03:01.400 That oh okay, he did that with his contact thing 72 00:03:01.400 --> 00:03:04.400 and the changes updated everybody? Well, then you did updated. 73 00:03:04.560 --> 00:03:06.199 I can't see you get the microphone in front of it, 74 00:03:06.199 --> 00:03:06.960 and that's. 75 00:03:06.800 --> 00:03:09.319 A great pict Later I think, I think, I say, 76 00:03:09.319 --> 00:03:09.919 a good job. 77 00:03:10.479 --> 00:03:11.360 Who sent that to you? 78 00:03:11.759 --> 00:03:12.680 He did? I did? 79 00:03:12.840 --> 00:03:15.199 Oh, look at that. I didn't get any of those pictures. 80 00:03:16.039 --> 00:03:16.199 You know. 81 00:03:16.680 --> 00:03:19.080 That's fine, that's fine. I'm a maniac. It's okay. I 82 00:03:19.400 --> 00:03:21.960 hate taking pictures until you're stealing my soul when you 83 00:03:21.960 --> 00:03:22.520 take my picture. 84 00:03:23.800 --> 00:03:27.680 But yeah, it was a good time and backstation sanggans 85 00:03:28.159 --> 00:03:31.439 always fun. Always. Now I've conne Kyle into buying me 86 00:03:31.800 --> 00:03:33.240 d and our wives dinner. 87 00:03:34.120 --> 00:03:35.560 Going on with that. You guys are going on a 88 00:03:35.639 --> 00:03:37.400 on a on a. 89 00:03:37.159 --> 00:03:40.599 Couples married married brunch and I can't go You're not married, 90 00:03:40.879 --> 00:03:44.199 so I married myself. Look, I took that picture with 91 00:03:44.280 --> 00:03:47.199 my that laps good photo. Yeah, oh the one photo 92 00:03:47.240 --> 00:03:49.639 actually is funny because it's you and John and I'm like, 93 00:03:49.639 --> 00:03:51.479 you guys are looking that you're looking at me because 94 00:03:51.479 --> 00:03:53.919 I know I'm in that corner. Yeah, you both looking like, 95 00:03:54.159 --> 00:03:56.319 Oh I was there but not in the photo. Can't 96 00:03:56.319 --> 00:03:56.840 get my soul. 97 00:03:56.879 --> 00:03:58.840 I looked so angry in that picture too. It's fine, 98 00:03:58.840 --> 00:03:59.439 it's it's fun. 99 00:04:00.120 --> 00:04:03.000 But for the longest time, I think the last comedy tour, 100 00:04:03.240 --> 00:04:08.400 Kyle wanted to get brunch or winery with more and 101 00:04:08.439 --> 00:04:11.960 I with his wife Tazarine, and we try to make 102 00:04:12.000 --> 00:04:14.400 it happen, but then they had hit something last minute 103 00:04:14.400 --> 00:04:17.480 he forgot about for this running joke is like, Kyle, 104 00:04:17.560 --> 00:04:20.120 you owe my wife brunch. You know me brunch. I'm 105 00:04:20.120 --> 00:04:22.439 fine with it. You owed my wife brunch. And then 106 00:04:22.560 --> 00:04:24.160 D was there when we talk about it, and I 107 00:04:24.199 --> 00:04:25.680 was like, well you know what, D, you and Sarah 108 00:04:25.680 --> 00:04:27.160 could come to leave the kid at home? 109 00:04:27.199 --> 00:04:31.399 Wow? Wow, So now you married people. You don't want 110 00:04:31.439 --> 00:04:32.879 him to have the pat You know what? Am I? 111 00:04:33.040 --> 00:04:37.800 Where'd be these two eighth wheel, ninth wheel? Yeah, that's 112 00:04:37.800 --> 00:04:39.639 all right, it's fine. I'm the fun you know. 113 00:04:39.920 --> 00:04:41.720 I got to meet you after I have to deal 114 00:04:41.759 --> 00:04:44.319 with all these single people on the shows. It's nice 115 00:04:44.360 --> 00:04:47.879 to be like married squad. It's only during the comedy shows. 116 00:04:49.079 --> 00:04:51.040 Well, go out, that'd be great. I can't see you 117 00:04:51.040 --> 00:04:53.120 guys hanging out with Dean Kyle. They're fun people. D 118 00:04:53.319 --> 00:04:54.199 lives down the street from me. 119 00:04:54.240 --> 00:04:57.680 I found out, Oh really he lives near my Hell guys, huh, 120 00:04:57.920 --> 00:04:59.199 I don't know. He was not gonna tell you where 121 00:04:59.199 --> 00:05:01.600 because you can't talk no dosin. You don't need that. 122 00:05:02.040 --> 00:05:04.480 What that's when you send swat people to the to 123 00:05:04.600 --> 00:05:09.160 where you're streaming at doxing. It's okay, it's online that 124 00:05:09.240 --> 00:05:11.079 Max knows about it, your son knows about it. It's 125 00:05:11.120 --> 00:05:11.839 okay if you don't. 126 00:05:11.879 --> 00:05:14.720 All right, whatever, I missed my little buddy. But but yeah, 127 00:05:14.759 --> 00:05:17.399 So that's and then tonight we're gonna go see F one, 128 00:05:17.759 --> 00:05:18.560 which I'm excited for. 129 00:05:18.680 --> 00:05:20.279 Last week we would have been clutch if we saw 130 00:05:20.279 --> 00:05:21.959 it in four D, but I don't mind. 131 00:05:22.000 --> 00:05:24.319 With the IMAX, It'll be loud. It's gonna be ready 132 00:05:24.399 --> 00:05:27.040 to breed my loops. We and then we saw last 133 00:05:27.079 --> 00:05:29.079 week we got able to see Jurassic. 134 00:05:28.680 --> 00:05:32.839 Park and was great. I can't talk about Jassic checkout out. 135 00:05:32.759 --> 00:05:35.040 To Pixar for liking our great video. But he's the 136 00:05:35.040 --> 00:05:37.800 brain child behind all that. I didn't think the skipping 137 00:05:37.800 --> 00:05:39.199 thing was gonna work, but it came out great. 138 00:05:39.199 --> 00:05:43.519 And now it's our things the video. I think they're 139 00:05:43.519 --> 00:05:44.399 gonna wait till it opens. 140 00:05:44.639 --> 00:05:47.240 Oh and then yesterday we get to go see the 141 00:05:47.279 --> 00:05:48.279 Wegmans over here. 142 00:05:48.120 --> 00:05:51.360 In Rockville, which I got made fun of. Why Kevin's like, 143 00:05:51.920 --> 00:05:53.920 this is the content we do for our podcast or 144 00:05:53.959 --> 00:05:56.600 what you're doing now talking about grocery store opening. 145 00:05:56.600 --> 00:06:00.560 He's like thirty. HiT's fast, thirty fast. Also it's a Wegmans. 146 00:06:00.720 --> 00:06:02.879 Everybody loves what we got a new lunch spot. I've 147 00:06:03.040 --> 00:06:05.000 never been a fan of Wegmans when it opens, but 148 00:06:05.040 --> 00:06:07.680 that's our new lunch after the podcast spot. You think 149 00:06:08.000 --> 00:06:10.439 we get free parking over there? We could walk. 150 00:06:10.439 --> 00:06:12.040 We can pick whatever we want to eat. We don't 151 00:06:12.040 --> 00:06:16.120 cook the same thing. Could We depend on the weather. 152 00:06:16.959 --> 00:06:18.680 If it's hot as balls like it is right now, no, 153 00:06:18.879 --> 00:06:20.920 then we walk and we earn it. I might try 154 00:06:20.920 --> 00:06:23.560 to fry an egg today when I get home today 155 00:06:23.800 --> 00:06:26.399 or tomorrow. It's one hundred one hundred degrees today. Yeah, 156 00:06:26.480 --> 00:06:29.560 but it doesn't it doesn't look hot because it's shaded. 157 00:06:31.000 --> 00:06:32.639 The way. I'm shocked. The lights are still off, so 158 00:06:32.720 --> 00:06:34.480 that's fine. But we have no ac on the side 159 00:06:34.480 --> 00:06:37.439 of the buildings. Makes no sense, right. 160 00:06:37.399 --> 00:06:40.519 Those actually building, But we do inside the pods of 161 00:06:40.560 --> 00:06:41.680 our studios. 162 00:06:41.199 --> 00:06:43.360 Because these units are separate from those units. Remember that. 163 00:06:43.519 --> 00:06:43.959 I don't know. 164 00:06:44.040 --> 00:06:46.120 Man, Well, if it was hot as balls like it 165 00:06:46.160 --> 00:06:49.879 is OUTI outside in the studio, we'd be working from home. 166 00:06:50.199 --> 00:06:53.160 I doubt they would be working here. We can't work 167 00:06:53.199 --> 00:06:55.199 from home. They can work from home me and you 168 00:06:55.240 --> 00:06:58.279 can mean you can't, but they can't. Who's day everyone else? 169 00:06:58.600 --> 00:07:01.279 Oh we hustles like you know, so you can stay home. 170 00:07:01.519 --> 00:07:03.839 Also be smart if somebody would just close the blinds. 171 00:07:03.839 --> 00:07:05.120 But I don't want to bring that up. That's not 172 00:07:05.199 --> 00:07:06.720 my piece, that's not I'm not the keeper. And then 173 00:07:06.720 --> 00:07:08.240 you go there, you're gonna be the keeper of the blinds. 174 00:07:08.279 --> 00:07:09.079 Do you want to be like that? 175 00:07:09.120 --> 00:07:10.639 You wad be the keep of the lights and the 176 00:07:10.680 --> 00:07:15.319 keeper of the blinds? Okay, I see that. What are 177 00:07:15.319 --> 00:07:17.120 you do for the fourth of July? Next week? Next? 178 00:07:17.199 --> 00:07:18.519 Or yeah? Because while is the next week? 179 00:07:18.759 --> 00:07:20.240 Because I don't want to talk about this weekend with you, 180 00:07:20.240 --> 00:07:21.199 because it's fine. 181 00:07:21.199 --> 00:07:23.519 I go out to Universal. This weekend's still salty with 182 00:07:23.600 --> 00:07:25.759 the show. It'll be fun. Check out the shoals at 183 00:07:25.800 --> 00:07:29.240 YMS Radio, and Andrew Hoodie at what at YMSS Radio, 184 00:07:29.240 --> 00:07:33.600 and Andrew Hoodie at Andrew Hoodie say it's slower, they 185 00:07:33.720 --> 00:07:35.759 can hear it can slow it down to the point 186 00:07:35.800 --> 00:07:38.800 five speed on your podcast service? A choice? I do? 187 00:07:38.959 --> 00:07:42.800 I do have a podcast to a faster speed podcast 188 00:07:42.879 --> 00:07:44.480 I listen to. I put them always at one point 189 00:07:44.480 --> 00:07:46.160 two five. We're gonna get back to that pick up 190 00:07:46.160 --> 00:07:48.199 that piece. Yeah, okay, So so next weekend, what are 191 00:07:48.199 --> 00:07:49.560 you gonna do for fourth? What are you gonna be here? 192 00:07:49.920 --> 00:07:54.120 I don't know, because More and I are here, we're 193 00:07:54.120 --> 00:07:55.839 not really doing anything. I was like, oh, we can 194 00:07:55.879 --> 00:07:58.000 go to your parents, and like it's supposed to be hot, 195 00:07:58.120 --> 00:08:02.720 like super hot two next weekend, so like a bonfire 196 00:08:02.800 --> 00:08:05.759 probably is in the move, like hot ass weather like that. 197 00:08:06.040 --> 00:08:07.759 So I'm like, yeah, let's go and go to one 198 00:08:07.800 --> 00:08:10.079 of the I feel bad for the people selling fireworks, 199 00:08:10.439 --> 00:08:14.480 why because they're in those box ton of money, but 200 00:08:14.600 --> 00:08:17.160 they're in the metal ass box containers. Is getting the 201 00:08:17.199 --> 00:08:19.959 heat today? Just pick up some of those and just 202 00:08:20.079 --> 00:08:23.360 have a good time, you know, all right, someos don't 203 00:08:23.399 --> 00:08:25.439 have a don't have an eastern summer home. 204 00:08:25.720 --> 00:08:27.000 No, we're not being We're not able to go to 205 00:08:27.040 --> 00:08:27.639 Easton this year. 206 00:08:27.639 --> 00:08:28.199 It's booked. 207 00:08:28.319 --> 00:08:31.720 It's booked. But I think we're hijacking my brother's house 208 00:08:32.080 --> 00:08:33.759 and having a party. That's if you wanted to come join. 209 00:08:33.799 --> 00:08:34.840 But that's fine, it's cool. 210 00:08:35.279 --> 00:08:36.919 I'll let you know. Maybe the Skellies don't want to 211 00:08:36.960 --> 00:08:39.480 hang out so they always want to hang out with 212 00:08:39.519 --> 00:08:42.279 you no more when solo over there and like did 213 00:08:42.320 --> 00:08:43.600 they miss me and they're like, yes, I was like, 214 00:08:43.639 --> 00:08:51.720 are you saying that? Oh? Anxiety? Social anxiety? Dude, you're 215 00:08:51.799 --> 00:08:54.399 so weird. Sometimes it's fun, though, just to know, Hey, 216 00:08:54.440 --> 00:08:56.399 someone else else's social anxiety. 217 00:08:56.600 --> 00:08:58.440 We all do. We all do. 218 00:08:59.279 --> 00:09:02.519 That's the secret. Some of us just more than others. 219 00:09:03.399 --> 00:09:04.240 Yeah, yeah, I don't. 220 00:09:04.440 --> 00:09:05.000 I got nothing. 221 00:09:05.000 --> 00:09:09.679 I just hate everyone equally. So it's fine. So there's 222 00:09:09.720 --> 00:09:12.320 my social anxiety. You know how angry I am from 223 00:09:12.320 --> 00:09:19.679 the beginning. I'm tired, all right, buddy, you sure Jesus 224 00:09:20.840 --> 00:09:23.440 well yes, so yeah, all right, So fourth of July 225 00:09:23.519 --> 00:09:25.080 and then after that we don't have another vacation do 226 00:09:25.120 --> 00:09:29.320 it till Thanksgiving? That really count as a vacation though, Yeah, 227 00:09:29.519 --> 00:09:29.840 I mean. 228 00:09:29.759 --> 00:09:32.720 I don't be here, So I'm going to our banks. 229 00:09:33.080 --> 00:09:35.200 Is that where you're going out of banksy whole week? 230 00:09:35.720 --> 00:09:36.559 A whole week? 231 00:09:36.799 --> 00:09:37.440 Yeah? 232 00:09:37.840 --> 00:09:38.000 What? 233 00:09:38.159 --> 00:09:40.919 God speed to you guys. You're going a whole fiscal 234 00:09:41.399 --> 00:09:45.559 whole fiscal week, like Monday, Saturday, Saturday. I'm gone. 235 00:09:46.200 --> 00:09:47.039 Who allowed that? 236 00:09:47.919 --> 00:09:51.480 You? And Rob when you said, okay. 237 00:09:51.039 --> 00:09:52.080 You're gonna leave me for a week. 238 00:09:52.120 --> 00:09:55.159 And also, hold up, you just saw my time off sheets. 239 00:09:55.320 --> 00:10:01.559 You just saw all the dates I've taken skipping over. 240 00:10:01.440 --> 00:10:03.519 To time with dog. It sounds like it's right there. 241 00:10:04.759 --> 00:10:06.320 You're gonna be going a whole week What am I 242 00:10:06.320 --> 00:10:07.759 gonna do with myself. 243 00:10:09.080 --> 00:10:10.039 Podcast by yourself? 244 00:10:10.039 --> 00:10:13.519 We'll see what happens. We'll be so sad. Yeah, well, 245 00:10:14.600 --> 00:10:15.320 all right. 246 00:10:16.480 --> 00:10:18.720 To do a pretend podcast. Hoody, how do you feel? 247 00:10:20.279 --> 00:10:20.480 Oh? 248 00:10:20.480 --> 00:10:23.600 That's great, hoodie. You don't know what you're talking about, 249 00:10:23.600 --> 00:10:29.360 hoddi ah that I send you my recording to those answers, 250 00:10:29.600 --> 00:10:30.279 Good time. 251 00:10:32.639 --> 00:10:35.080 Podcast. Wait where are we going on this conversation? Now? 252 00:10:35.200 --> 00:10:36.759 You're gonna talk about being on the beach. I'll be 253 00:10:36.799 --> 00:10:41.120 talking about suffering in this box, in this cage of horrors. Yeah, 254 00:10:41.559 --> 00:10:44.559 it's I'm trying to come back tan. You're not gonna 255 00:10:44.559 --> 00:10:49.480 come back come back burn from this weekend. This weekend 256 00:10:49.519 --> 00:10:51.399 for suing to burn, You're gonna come back burn from 257 00:10:51.440 --> 00:10:54.039 out of banks, buddy. Look how pale you are. You 258 00:10:54.080 --> 00:10:56.120 haven't even put a bass layer yet of sun on you. 259 00:10:57.559 --> 00:11:00.720 That's white, bro? And what's this still white? 260 00:11:00.799 --> 00:11:01.919 But it's not as white? 261 00:11:02.279 --> 00:11:04.080 It's actually kind of like a nice little grady I 262 00:11:04.120 --> 00:11:09.480 got going in actually shirt I see, Yeah, you need 263 00:11:09.519 --> 00:11:11.000 to go start walking around today. 264 00:11:11.120 --> 00:11:14.759 Take that shirt today. It's take my shirt off in 265 00:11:14.759 --> 00:11:16.440 the neighborhood. Anybody want to see you sit on your 266 00:11:16.480 --> 00:11:18.480 Don't you have a balcony, It's shaded the whole time. 267 00:11:18.840 --> 00:11:20.200 Get the UV to touch your skin. 268 00:11:21.600 --> 00:11:24.960 You beats everywhere surrounding us. I ain't go to that. 269 00:11:25.399 --> 00:11:28.840 What Grandma's and kids? What? And hello? 270 00:11:30.679 --> 00:11:32.559 Your neighborhood is the grandma and kid neighborhood. 271 00:11:32.720 --> 00:11:34.000 Know, it's not the party neighborhood. 272 00:11:34.039 --> 00:11:37.039 Like, so you can fe comfortable to just hang out. 273 00:11:37.399 --> 00:11:40.480 You'll be better looking than half those grandpas and. 274 00:11:40.480 --> 00:11:43.080 Definitely grandma their foxy grandpa's so I can't help it. 275 00:11:43.120 --> 00:11:50.480 What's a foxy grandpa? They're they're not fit there. Go 276 00:11:50.519 --> 00:11:52.279 to the pool today, take your shirt off and sit 277 00:11:52.320 --> 00:11:53.320 there for like twenty minutes. 278 00:11:56.080 --> 00:11:58.799 Take my shirt off, keep my normal clothes on, and 279 00:11:58.840 --> 00:12:02.240 then say and then just leave, not even getting the 280 00:12:02.240 --> 00:12:04.559 pool at all to stand there or sit. 281 00:12:04.879 --> 00:12:06.360 I feel like you love being in the pool. 282 00:12:07.159 --> 00:12:10.960 I like being in a personal pool over a public pool. Why, Like, 283 00:12:11.000 --> 00:12:12.840 if I go if we go to Edwin's house, yeah, 284 00:12:12.840 --> 00:12:14.879 that's great. If I go to my grandparents house, that's great. 285 00:12:14.879 --> 00:12:17.159 But if it's a public pool, I'm why, I can 286 00:12:17.200 --> 00:12:19.320 do whatever the hell I want. There's no rules. If 287 00:12:19.360 --> 00:12:20.879 I want to jump, I can jump it. If I 288 00:12:20.879 --> 00:12:22.399 want to dive, even though it's three feet, I can 289 00:12:22.440 --> 00:12:22.919 still dive. 290 00:12:23.120 --> 00:12:23.600 Get dives. 291 00:12:23.600 --> 00:12:26.960 Though in a three foot pool, there's ways around it. Okay, 292 00:12:27.240 --> 00:12:30.440 how like my grandparents pool, it's like maybe four or 293 00:12:30.480 --> 00:12:33.480 five feet. You know, you're not supposed to cannonball in it, 294 00:12:33.759 --> 00:12:35.480 but cannonball in it. But you just at the end, 295 00:12:35.559 --> 00:12:37.720 you falling it back that way, your back ticks all 296 00:12:37.720 --> 00:12:42.080 the wak. You don't get pull antics like I get 297 00:12:42.080 --> 00:12:44.840 pull antics table. I don't get rich people pool over here. 298 00:12:44.919 --> 00:12:49.000 Those poor people been living on the pools. You know, 299 00:12:49.080 --> 00:12:50.039 I'm over the pool. 300 00:12:50.120 --> 00:12:51.559 Yeah, you're over the pools. 301 00:12:52.000 --> 00:12:54.080 You know. If it's not heated to a great anything, 302 00:12:54.360 --> 00:12:55.039 I don't want to know. 303 00:12:55.080 --> 00:12:57.080 If it's not a saltwater pool, I'm not getting in it. 304 00:12:57.159 --> 00:13:03.360 That's if I taste the chlorine I do running. 305 00:13:05.679 --> 00:13:08.480 You know, we're talking about people. Okay, come on, salt 306 00:13:08.519 --> 00:13:09.240 Water for Life. 307 00:13:09.960 --> 00:13:12.320 That's the Tyle podcast. 308 00:13:13.879 --> 00:13:15.519 But what about ocean? Like you go like the one 309 00:13:15.559 --> 00:13:17.519 of the I hate I like some of. 310 00:13:17.440 --> 00:13:19.480 The group of Virginia the beach, but hate the ocean. 311 00:13:19.559 --> 00:13:21.360 So you don't like there's too much shit in the ocean. 312 00:13:21.559 --> 00:13:22.440 What do you mean, too much shit? 313 00:13:22.600 --> 00:13:26.000 Jellyfish, crabs running under damn my damn. If I can't 314 00:13:26.000 --> 00:13:27.799 see what's under my feet, I don't like it. Wait, 315 00:13:27.879 --> 00:13:29.679 so someone who grew up in Virginia Beach, I hate 316 00:13:29.679 --> 00:13:30.720 the ocean, but I love the beach. 317 00:13:31.240 --> 00:13:32.360 You never went in the ocean. 318 00:13:32.480 --> 00:13:34.759 I did, but the water is one an adult. I 319 00:13:34.799 --> 00:13:36.440 hate the ocean, I love the beach. 320 00:13:37.000 --> 00:13:40.120 That's a paranoia buppy. There's no crabs every time. 321 00:13:40.919 --> 00:13:44.600 For there was a good record three times I got 322 00:13:44.600 --> 00:13:49.120 stuck by jellyfish? What beach, Virginia Beach, like the actual 323 00:13:49.159 --> 00:13:51.720 Virginia Beach for the beaches of Virginia Beach. Yes, but 324 00:13:52.200 --> 00:13:55.720 really you didn't see it coming, no, because you're like, oh, 325 00:13:55.759 --> 00:13:58.000 what's that. That's a piece of plastic. No, it's jellyfish. 326 00:13:58.360 --> 00:13:59.720 You never do it's silk. 327 00:14:01.519 --> 00:14:03.879 Yeah, as a boy scout, you don't have to touch 328 00:14:03.919 --> 00:14:04.440 that stuff. 329 00:14:04.720 --> 00:14:09.679 You know, you learn I learned thirty times Andrew. That's 330 00:14:09.720 --> 00:14:13.480 like you just be what time Virginia Beach. The crabs 331 00:14:14.039 --> 00:14:16.799 You don't realize this is that like they're everywhere. They're 332 00:14:16.799 --> 00:14:18.679 not just on the beach. So like where you are 333 00:14:18.720 --> 00:14:21.519 in Sandbar, they be crawling around pinching you. I don't 334 00:14:21.519 --> 00:14:24.600 want that. So whenever we go on the like the 335 00:14:24.600 --> 00:14:27.039 ocean front, I'm waiting. I never put my feet on 336 00:14:27.039 --> 00:14:27.399 the ground. 337 00:14:28.519 --> 00:14:31.000 Wait, what's the sandbar in virgin sandbar. 338 00:14:30.720 --> 00:14:32.879 Is like where it drops off. It's like where people 339 00:14:32.879 --> 00:14:36.240 can go and then where like the boats are. Sandbar 340 00:14:36.600 --> 00:14:37.320 protects you. 341 00:14:37.360 --> 00:14:40.320 Oh, I've never done that. Fun. I'm only going to 342 00:14:40.440 --> 00:14:42.759 Virginia Beach three times my whole life. You can come. 343 00:14:42.799 --> 00:14:44.600 I can take you my grandparents house. They like you. 344 00:14:44.720 --> 00:14:45.759 They make cookies for you. 345 00:14:45.879 --> 00:14:48.600 Oh they did make cookies. Damn, I dodn't know. You 346 00:14:48.600 --> 00:14:50.080 got stung by jellyfish three times. 347 00:14:52.200 --> 00:14:54.480 That's for the longest time. This is a different tangent, 348 00:14:54.519 --> 00:14:57.399 but you know, we're already a tangent of five hundred 349 00:14:57.440 --> 00:14:59.720 tents right now. I was never stung by a bee 350 00:14:59.759 --> 00:15:01.799 until my senior year of high school because I wore 351 00:15:01.799 --> 00:15:03.919 flip flops one day and a bee got under the 352 00:15:03.919 --> 00:15:07.080 flip flop like where your skin is and stung the 353 00:15:07.080 --> 00:15:10.440 bottom of my foot. Did that hurt? And I was 354 00:15:10.480 --> 00:15:14.000 like we were like just like cleaning up something after 355 00:15:14.000 --> 00:15:17.399 school for like activity we had and flow them. Behold 356 00:15:17.440 --> 00:15:19.039 the beg got in my flip flop and stuck and 357 00:15:19.159 --> 00:15:19.600 stung me. 358 00:15:20.080 --> 00:15:22.720 Holy crap, what a time. What it's time to be 359 00:15:22.720 --> 00:15:24.679 alive for Andrew Hood. Don't put them in the ocean. 360 00:15:24.879 --> 00:15:26.559 Don't put these around. You can put me on the beach, 361 00:15:27.039 --> 00:15:28.679 but you gotta go in the ocean. I hate Look, 362 00:15:28.720 --> 00:15:30.200 I hate the beach and I hate also. 363 00:15:30.519 --> 00:15:32.080 I don't know why, but I think I just didn't 364 00:15:32.080 --> 00:15:34.480 realize it till an adult. Like, I think it's because 365 00:15:34.519 --> 00:15:37.279 we went to our banks with Morris family. Is there's 366 00:15:37.320 --> 00:15:40.240 like little tiny sea creatures like all up in that surf. 367 00:15:40.360 --> 00:15:43.279 I'm like, I don't like that. It's like a little 368 00:15:43.320 --> 00:15:46.960 sea sea lice. That's what it is, you know, sea lices. 369 00:15:47.039 --> 00:15:47.799 I've seen it before. 370 00:15:47.879 --> 00:15:50.039 Yeah, me to ruin the beach for you. No, I've 371 00:15:50.039 --> 00:15:51.919 seen those before. Yeah, I mean fact that was a 372 00:15:51.919 --> 00:15:54.960 little thing. Yeah, I don't like that. I see him 373 00:15:55.320 --> 00:15:56.000 walking around. 374 00:15:56.559 --> 00:15:57.720 Why is it spelled l o u. 375 00:15:58.639 --> 00:16:01.120 I don't know that's what a sea lou is sea louses, 376 00:16:01.279 --> 00:16:02.399 sea loosh. 377 00:16:02.679 --> 00:16:02.879 God. 378 00:16:03.039 --> 00:16:05.440 Yeah, I don't want that. They're everywhere, right. I don't 379 00:16:05.440 --> 00:16:06.799 want to look like this man. 380 00:16:07.879 --> 00:16:11.240 Okay, I stay on the beach or in the pool. 381 00:16:12.320 --> 00:16:13.399 We're getting you in something. 382 00:16:14.559 --> 00:16:16.600 Put me in a dunk tank. Don't take a duck 383 00:16:16.919 --> 00:16:17.960 any day. It's safe. 384 00:16:18.200 --> 00:16:20.399 I'm safe. Tires too. When they dunked on's his face? 385 00:16:20.480 --> 00:16:24.000 That was pretty funny, all right? Good to know, then, 386 00:16:24.519 --> 00:16:26.000 good to know. Andrew wants to be on the beach, 387 00:16:26.039 --> 00:16:28.600 but on the ocean. Yes, but that's on this coast. 388 00:16:28.679 --> 00:16:31.240 We haven't been to Miami yet. I have been to Miami, 389 00:16:31.720 --> 00:16:33.679 not for the beaches. Yes, hom we went one day 390 00:16:33.679 --> 00:16:36.879 to the beach. Who my brother's bachelor party. Oh did 391 00:16:36.919 --> 00:16:38.840 you go in the ocean here? So you're in the 392 00:16:38.840 --> 00:16:39.559 ocean Miami? 393 00:16:39.720 --> 00:16:41.320 Yeah, but you won't go to the ouse. I was like, 394 00:16:41.360 --> 00:16:43.639 you know us brother's batcheer party. Let's do it, baby, 395 00:16:44.200 --> 00:16:46.320 I'll do it for the group, but personally I don't 396 00:16:46.320 --> 00:16:47.960 want to be there, but I'll do it for the group. 397 00:16:49.000 --> 00:16:49.960 Oh crush your day. 398 00:16:50.120 --> 00:16:50.799 Well I'll do it. 399 00:16:51.039 --> 00:16:51.759 You know I will. 400 00:16:53.759 --> 00:16:55.240 You will do anything, but you know what I will 401 00:16:55.279 --> 00:16:57.039