Speaker 1: Hi, a fab say how about ouch?
Speaker 2: Does that answer your question? Buddy?
Speaker 3: The Adventures of Mazie starring and Southern.
Speaker 1: You all remember Metro Golden Mayor's famous Mazie picus Just
Speaker 1: a moment you hear Mazy and Radio starring the same
Speaker 1: glamorous star you all went to see and loved on
Speaker 1: the screen.
Speaker 4: And Southern.
Speaker 1: But first you're an ouncer, and now here's Anne Southern
Speaker 1: as Mazie.
Speaker 2: Yep, I'm Mazie, like he said, Maizie Revere from Brooklyn.
Speaker 2: I'm in show business.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 2: If you're putting on a musical, I'll be glad to sing, dance,
Speaker 2: tell funny stories, or even sweep up the place.
Speaker 6: Yep.
Speaker 2: The theater's in my blood. But if I don't start
Speaker 2: eating more often, there'll be very little else in it.
Speaker 2: I've always wanted a job with a little more security,
Speaker 2: and I've thought about working in the post office, but
Speaker 2: there's no future. Even after you learn the business. You
Speaker 2: can't open your own post office. So I keep on
Speaker 2: making the rounds of the book, an agent to producers,
Speaker 2: and do a little phone slot feeling on the side.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I pick up as much as a half a buck,
Speaker 2: depends on how I'm feeling well today. I was just
Speaker 2: about to leave Missus Kennedy's rooming house, where my boyfriend
Speaker 2: Eddie Jordan and I live, when the phone rang. The
Speaker 2: city editor of one of the newspapers wanted to see me,
Speaker 2: so I hurried right down to a doctor. Did you
Speaker 2: want to see me? Mister Krank?
Speaker 5: Why do you think I sent for you? And I'll
Speaker 5: sit down and.
Speaker 2: Shut up, mister k This is going to hurt you
Speaker 2: more than it does me. Oh you'll hit me, and
Speaker 2: it's absolutely correct.
Speaker 5: You're fired.
Speaker 2: Okay, getting my two weeks pay and I'll go pick
Speaker 2: it up at.
Speaker 5: The cashier's opposite. Wait a minute, I haven't even hired you.
Speaker 2: Yet, that's right. And nobody's going to insult mazy with
Speaker 2: here without paying for it, either in cash or through
Speaker 2: the nose.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I prefer to bleed a little. I'm sorry
Speaker 5: I yelled at you. Amazing. I get used to thinking everybody.
Speaker 4: As a reporter.
Speaker 2: Well that's all right.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 5: I used to be a nice guy.
Speaker 8: And then I saw a few movies were city editors
Speaker 8: in them, and I realized I was completely on a character.
Speaker 5: So I became a first class stinker.
Speaker 2: Oh, I wouldn't say that. I think you're more of
Speaker 2: a second class stinker.
Speaker 4: Oh, thank you.
Speaker 2: Oh that's all right. I'm always glad to say something nice,
Speaker 2: even if it isn't true. Well, now let's get down
Speaker 2: to business. What do you want to see me about it?
Speaker 5: Will I?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: I better put my coat back on so you can
Speaker 2: concentrate it is.
Speaker 5: Thank you, Now let's see.
Speaker 8: Oh of course, a maajee as I remember you conducted
Speaker 8: our advice to the love law on column once when
Speaker 8: Mary Jane was on vacation.
Speaker 2: Oh sure, they don't be stupid ass, stupid column.
Speaker 8: Mary Jane is going to take another vacation, So we
Speaker 8: need another substitute. Frankly, I didn't know whether I hire
Speaker 8: you again or use our janitor. Then I decided we
Speaker 8: needed the woman's touch.
Speaker 2: Well, thanks for your confidence and my qualifications. I am
Speaker 2: a woman.
Speaker 5: Who needs to be told that. Do you want the job?
Speaker 2: How about money?
Speaker 8: Oh all right, we'll pay money. I was hoping you'd
Speaker 8: take your salary and papers.
Speaker 2: You think I got rocks in my head or reach
Speaker 2: this paper?
Speaker 5: I offened wonder myself. All right, I suppose I offer you.
Speaker 6: It isn't enough, you know me pretty well, don't you.
Speaker 2: You bet I do. Now, suppose you pay me a
Speaker 2: salary of.
Speaker 5: That that's too much?
Speaker 2: Well, okay, suppose we compromise it fifty dollars a week.
Speaker 5: It's a deal. Shall we shake on it?
Speaker 2: No, let's put it in writing, coward.
Speaker 5: Well, now you're working for me, aren't you?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 2: I am.
Speaker 5: Then get a move on and get to work.
Speaker 4: Yes, sir, Let's see what missus Kennedy's got in the refrigerator.
Speaker 4: It's lock.
Speaker 9: Get your grabby hands away from that refrigerator.
Speaker 4: Missus Kennedy on behalf of all the inhabitants of your
Speaker 4: rooming house. I resent you putting a lock on the refrigerator.
Speaker 4: You think we weren't trustworthy.
Speaker 9: Look here, ready, georgan, I know my rumors, and they're
Speaker 9: the cheapest, ginziest, chiseliniest in their room.
Speaker 7: Cooking this a bunch of burglars ever assembled under one roof?
Speaker 3: Are you insinuating that I'm a burglar?
Speaker 9: You bet you're the champion. What were you doing by
Speaker 9: the refrigerator?
Speaker 4: I was just admiring the lock. Of course, I am
Speaker 4: a little hungry, so I thought i'd come in and
Speaker 4: smell the food. A rouma that drifts out where the
Speaker 4: door gas ethleiques.
Speaker 7: Okay, I'll accept that.
Speaker 4: Lie, all right, all right, So I was going to
Speaker 4: snitch a chicken leg I can't help it, Missus Kennedy.
Speaker 4: When I'm unhappy, I have to eat. You know how
Speaker 4: long Maizie and I have been going together?
Speaker 7: Sure, the poor girl.
Speaker 4: Anyway, we've been fighting lately.
Speaker 9: Congratulations, Eddie. That's the best part of being in love.
Speaker 7: Oh.
Speaker 9: When my boyfriend Lester and I feel that love is dying,
Speaker 9: we stand toe to toe and slug it out. That
Speaker 9: always warms up the old romance.
Speaker 4: Not with me. I think my trouble is psychological.
Speaker 7: Psychological.
Speaker 4: Oh, I haven't had a regular job for a while,
Speaker 4: and well, when we go out on a date, Maizie
Speaker 4: usually has to pay my way. I feel bad about it,
Speaker 4: but it passes. No, it doesn't. Things just aren't the
Speaker 4: same as when I had a regular job. Then all
Speaker 4: she had to do is pay her ownly.
Speaker 7: Eddie.
Speaker 9: I've got an idea. Why don't you write a letter
Speaker 9: to the Don't be stupid, ask stupid column?
Speaker 4: You think I get some good advice?
Speaker 5: Sure, Merton Fallsgruber.
Speaker 7: Get away from that ice botel.
Speaker 10: Oh, Hello, Eddie. Hello, Missus Kennedy. Hey gee, not usually
Speaker 10: in the kitchen at this hour.
Speaker 9: I'll bet it's you who's been drinking the cream off
Speaker 9: the top of the milk.
Speaker 10: Oh no, Missus Kennedy murin, yeah, I've done it.
Speaker 6: And what are you people doing out here? Anyway?
Speaker 3: Nothing, I'm willing please, Missus Kennedy.
Speaker 7: Well I'm not too old for it, you know.
Speaker 6: That's what Eddie was telling me the other day.
Speaker 10: There's a lot of life in the old Turkey, he said,
Speaker 10: So what were you doing here?
Speaker 9: So Eddie was just telling me that he and mad
Speaker 9: Missus Kennedy.
Speaker 6: Oh gee, Eddie, I'm sorry to hear.
Speaker 4: That white that smirk off your face.
Speaker 10: Maybe Mayzee, you'd like a younger and more interesting man
Speaker 10: who isn't as beat up as you.
Speaker 4: Do me a favor. Will you get down to the
Speaker 4: east Riverend pull a wave over your head.
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, boys, Personally, I don't mind if you both
Speaker 9: shoot each other, but I don't want to break in
Speaker 9: two new rumors.
Speaker 4: Well, Missus Kennedy, can you imagine Mazie having any interest
Speaker 4: whatsoever in this rebolding little character?
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, you can't tell Eddie. He's got a certain charm.
Speaker 6: That's me Gal.
Speaker 9: Maybe now that Eddie's losing out, you've got a chance.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, I'm going to write into the Don't be
Speaker 4: stupid ass cupid color. I'm gonna get some advice on
Speaker 4: how to keep Mazie interested in me?
Speaker 10: All right, And I'll write in and get some advice
Speaker 10: on how to win a girl who's slightly older than me.
Speaker 10: Are you going to sign your own names lot and
Speaker 10: have everybody in the shipping room laughing at me?
Speaker 4: Uh huh.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna write it under another name.
Speaker 4: I think I'll use the name of Hm Handsome. Oh,
Speaker 4: and I'll.
Speaker 6: Be known as sophisticated.
Speaker 11: Oh, poor cupid, amazy?
Speaker 2: Oh, good morning, mister kunch. How's that jolly old, happy,
Speaker 2: go lucky city Edico?
Speaker 5: Oh, spare me your witnesses. And I don't feel good?
Speaker 2: What's wrong? Everything going too smoothly? You look like you
Speaker 2: had a glass of vinegar for breakfast.
Speaker 5: I ate something.
Speaker 4: They didn't agree with me.
Speaker 2: Well, what do you want?
Speaker 8: I thought I told you not to tell anybody you
Speaker 8: were substituting on the Don't be stupid ask you but
Speaker 8: got them.
Speaker 5: There's a tired old tomato outside and wants to see you.
Speaker 2: Oh well, that must be my landlady, missus Kennedy. I
Speaker 2: told her if she came down to paper, i'd pair
Speaker 2: the rand. Ioway, I knew.
Speaker 5: I could have got you for thirty five.
Speaker 2: Well, I save your tears and tell missus Kenny to
Speaker 2: come in here now, hop do it, okay.
Speaker 5: Right away? Who are you ordering around?
Speaker 2: You get going already? I want a boss. He's got
Speaker 2: a personality like a temporary feeling. Well, missus Kennedy, I'll
Speaker 2: keep this a secret. I'm sure. Let's see how I'll
Speaker 2: get the red money out.
Speaker 9: Hello, Maze, I just dropped in the chat for a moment.
Speaker 9: Where's the money right here? Missus Kennedy? Thank you?
Speaker 7: What are you doing here? Well?
Speaker 2: Can you keep a secret?
Speaker 7: Amazing? You know me?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'll tell you anyway. I'm conducting that. Don't
Speaker 2: be stupid as cupid column you hard? What's funny?
Speaker 5: I don't know, No, no, no, no, Mazy, it's just honey.
Speaker 9: It's just that i'd expect the person who answers those
Speaker 9: letters to be older and more experienced.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm old enough, and I'm experienced as a girl
Speaker 2: can be without getting arrested. Yeah, now, now listen to
Speaker 2: some of these letters. Well, now here's one, Dear Cupid.
Speaker 2: The man I'm going with is very nice, but occasionally
Speaker 2: I find out he has lied to me about something.
Speaker 2: Is it all right to marry a man who lies?
Speaker 2: Signed Anxious?
Speaker 7: What are you gonna say?
Speaker 2: Oh, Sezy, Dear Anxious, There isn't any other kind signed Cupid?
Speaker 7: How true?
Speaker 5: How true?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 9: Here's one, Dear Cupid. Is it proper for a girl
Speaker 9: to put her arms around a man's waist while they're
Speaker 9: out walking?
Speaker 6: Signed Eager?
Speaker 2: Well, I think I'll say, Dear Eager, No, it is
Speaker 2: not proper unless his arms are full of bundles and
Speaker 2: his pants are coming down.
Speaker 7: Very logical. Oh, here's one you've got to answer. It's
Speaker 7: signed sign Handsome.
Speaker 6: What to say?
Speaker 9: He says that, Dear Cupid, I have been going steady
Speaker 9: with a girl for a couple of years, but lately
Speaker 9: I haven't been making very much money, and she started
Speaker 9: brushing me off. Well, now there's a girl who's a
Speaker 9: real rat.
Speaker 7: What a wonderful judge of character you are.
Speaker 9: Since she pays the check when we go out, she
Speaker 9: thinks she owns me and is entitled to boss me around.
Speaker 9: She's breaking my spirits graceful Nowadays I have to say,
Speaker 9: how's about a kiss?
Speaker 7: Baby? Please?
Speaker 2: But it's girls like this who ruin guys for girls
Speaker 2: like me?
Speaker 7: Where you should know, Basie.
Speaker 9: Here's the rest of it. How can I get her
Speaker 9: interested in me again? What can I do to keep
Speaker 9: her from taking me for granted? Sign Handsome?
Speaker 2: Of course, I don't see why the guy pays any
Speaker 2: attention to that girl.
Speaker 7: Oh, Mazy, don't be too hard on the girl. If
Speaker 7: you knew her, you might like her.
Speaker 2: Ugh, it's not possible. Well let's see, I'll say, Dear Handsome. Personally,
Speaker 2: I think your girl sounds like a turkey. But if
Speaker 2: you insist on her, why not try being the rough, tough,
Speaker 2: hard boiled type. Kick her around a little, show her
Speaker 2: you're the boss and she won't take you for granted.
Speaker 2: Let me know how you make out, Sign Cupid. I'll
Speaker 2: show them how to handle that girl.
Speaker 4: Show her you're the boss and she won't take you
Speaker 4: for granted. Let me know how you make out, Signed Cupid. Yep,
Speaker 4: what's in the paper? Missus Kennedy?
Speaker 7: Are you going to try being the rough, hard boiled type?
Speaker 5: Eddy?
Speaker 4: Sure, but don't tell Mazie anything about me writing the Cupid.
Speaker 4: She's coming up the steps right now.
Speaker 9: Oh but I'll be interested to hear how Cuba's advice
Speaker 9: works on Maze.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel better already. Remember, Eddie Jordan, you got
Speaker 4: Cupid on your side and you can't lose.
Speaker 2: What a day?
Speaker 4: Hello, babe, I'll give you exactly five seconds to start
Speaker 4: making mad love to me.
Speaker 2: Are you for real?
Speaker 4: No wise cracks, good looking Cameron and tell me you're
Speaker 4: crazy about me? Or I may have to get rough
Speaker 4: with you.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm crazy about you. Now go scratch yourself with
Speaker 2: a broken bottle and don't bother me. I'm tired of it
Speaker 2: and I don't want to wrestle.
Speaker 4: Kamier and kiss me, you gorgeous thing, and hurry it up.
Speaker 2: Are you still here now, Eddie? I'm warning you.
Speaker 5: I got you.
Speaker 4: Try and get away now me, Eddie, I love it.
Speaker 2: Not No, Eddie, Eddie, are you forgetting that I won
Speaker 2: my second black belted Judo.
Speaker 4: I'll handle you with a flash of strength.
Speaker 2: Cut it out, Eddie. I told you I don't want
Speaker 2: to smooth.
Speaker 4: Stop struggling and put your arms around me.
Speaker 2: Okay, you asked for it. I'm put my arms around
Speaker 2: you like this, It's more like and I get you
Speaker 2: off balance. I pick look out and over your goat,
Speaker 2: right into the Umbelastine.
Speaker 9: Kenny Jordan, get up off my cream floor?
Speaker 3: Razy what you do to him?
Speaker 2: He was going to handle me with a flash of strength.
Speaker 7: What happened?
Speaker 2: The spirit was willing, but the flash was weak. I've
Speaker 2: got other things on my mind, my god, and I
Speaker 2: keep wondering how handsome it is going to make out
Speaker 2: with that girl.
Speaker 1: The Adventures of Mazie starring and Southern will continue in
Speaker 1: just a moment.
Speaker 3: And now back to Mansie.
Speaker 2: And so remember that it's just as easy to fall
Speaker 2: in love with a rich man as a poor one.
Speaker 2: So good luck and may all your children be wealthy. Hey,
Speaker 2: would you mind knocking first, mister Crown's it's me?
Speaker 8: And after this, when your city editor comes in, snap
Speaker 8: to attention and salute, yes, sir very, are you responsible
Speaker 8: for this item? And that don't be stupid ass. Cuban, Gollumn,
Speaker 8: dear Cuban. Every morning when I come to work, my
Speaker 8: boss kisses me. How can I avoid this?
Speaker 5: Sign? Chapped lips? Answer? Come to work in the afternoons?
Speaker 5: Is that your handiwork?
Speaker 3: Sure?
Speaker 2: I thought it was pretty cute.
Speaker 5: Then how about this one.
Speaker 2: Well, let's see, dear Cupid, I was out with a
Speaker 2: young man the other evening, had drank two high balls.
Speaker 2: Did I do anything wrong? Don't worried, dear worried? How
Speaker 2: can I tell I wasn't there?
Speaker 5: Oh that's a keen answer.
Speaker 2: What do you want me to do? Give him a
Speaker 2: twenty five word psycho analysis?
Speaker 5: Certainly? What's this letter here from sophisticated?
Speaker 2: Oh that's from some kid who's in love with the
Speaker 2: girl who's older than he is. Smart lad, Yeah, but
Speaker 2: she isn't paying any attention to him.
Speaker 5: Oh, what did you suggest he do shoot himself? No?
Speaker 2: I told him to get the woman interested in him
Speaker 2: by pretending to get sick. Then when she helps him
Speaker 2: and takes care of him a little bit, she might
Speaker 2: get to like him.
Speaker 5: Hey, I'll make a note of that. Myself. Might work
Speaker 5: with a younger woman too.
Speaker 2: Are you married, mister Kranz?
Speaker 5: Oh that reminds me.
Speaker 8: If you get a letter from a girl called undecided
Speaker 8: who can't tell whether she loves a young athlete or
Speaker 8: an older man of the world type who's a writer,
Speaker 8: you tell her to take the older man.
Speaker 5: Why because it's me.
Speaker 2: I say, when that.
Speaker 5: Letter comes in, you stack the cards for me and
Speaker 5: stack him. Good.
Speaker 2: But I can't at a young girl throw her life
Speaker 2: away on a guy like you.
Speaker 5: Are you calling me a rat?
Speaker 2: All I say is if the pied Piper of Hammon
Speaker 2: came walking down the street right now, you'd fall in
Speaker 2: behind him. Somebody who knows must be a stranger come in.
Speaker 7: Hello, Maze's hollow.
Speaker 2: Missus Kennedy. Oh now, mister Kranch, here's somebody more your
Speaker 2: own age. And Missus Kennedy, would you be interested in
Speaker 2: marrying miss Krench.
Speaker 7: Wait.
Speaker 9: I never make snap judgment, but I can give you
Speaker 9: a decision in ten or fifteen minutes.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Heaven for me, Good life, Mazy.
Speaker 9: I just stopped over to see if you'd heard anything
Speaker 9: from the man who signed himself Handsome.
Speaker 2: Oh yes I did.
Speaker 7: How did your advice work out? Well?
Speaker 2: That girl he goes with is a disgrace to the female.
Speaker 2: She's the lady wrestler type.
Speaker 11: Oh you don't need yes.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine a girl throwing a guy over her
Speaker 2: shoulder und to the floor. A girl's gotta be soft
Speaker 2: and feminine and yielding up to a point of card.
Speaker 7: Uh like you are amazing.
Speaker 2: Well, thank you. I know I have my little faults,
Speaker 2: but I'm nothing like this girl Hansome's having trouble with.
Speaker 9: Oh you're as different as day and night.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm going to fix that girl. This time. We're
Speaker 2: giving her the reverse treatment. My auntswer will be in
Speaker 2: the afternoon paper.
Speaker 7: Oh that's great, wonderful, marvelous. And what is it?
Speaker 2: Well, the reverse of the caveman takes me if they
Speaker 2: go out tonight. Every time she gets interested in romance,
Speaker 2: he'll avoid it. He won't kiss her, he won't hold
Speaker 2: her in his arms. He'll talk all the time, and
Speaker 2: if she mentions love, he'll change the subject. That'll stir up.
Speaker 7: Oh, I wonderful, it'll work for sure.
Speaker 2: All girls love to be kissed by their men. And
Speaker 2: it held in his arms and kissed and what I
Speaker 2: don't know what reminded me of him? But I wonder
Speaker 2: what Eddie's doing tonight.
Speaker 4: Gee, Maisie, thanks for taking me off for such a
Speaker 4: wonderful dinner.
Speaker 2: Oh that's all right, Eddie.
Speaker 4: What a sensational steak I had must have cost a fortune.
Speaker 2: It was four seventy five, but who looks at the prices?
Speaker 4: Music was nice too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you didn't dance as close as you usually do. No,
Speaker 2: ust there was two couples dancing between us.
Speaker 4: Well, when we dance too close, it must as your dress.
Speaker 2: Well we're home now, so it doesn't make any difference anymore.
Speaker 2: Shall we Shall we go in the sitting.
Speaker 9: Room for a while.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I hope I'm not keeping you up. Oh
Speaker 2: that's all right, you know, Eddie. It's nice and dark
Speaker 2: in here.
Speaker 4: I'll turn some lights. What for I like to have
Speaker 4: some light when I talk.
Speaker 2: Who's going to talk?
Speaker 7: Eddie?
Speaker 6: Dining?
Speaker 2: Come here?
Speaker 4: Cigarette?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Well, you almost shove that cigarette of my nose. No,
Speaker 2: I don't want to smoke now.
Speaker 4: What's working my lighter?
Speaker 2: I didn't think it could have been you. You haven't
Speaker 2: worked for three weeks. But that cigarette away? Okay, now,
Speaker 2: snuggle up nice and comfortable.
Speaker 4: Well I'm comfortable now.
Speaker 2: Well, come on, honey, snuggle up a little, Eddie, snuggle
Speaker 2: up already.
Speaker 4: Well, if you're going to yell at me, maybe I
Speaker 4: better leave.
Speaker 2: No, stay with me. I want to be alone.
Speaker 4: No, wait a minute, honey, I want to tell you.
Speaker 2: Don't tell me anything. I'll tell you. Until I met you,
Speaker 2: I never knew how much I enjoyed being all by
Speaker 2: myself with a good book. And all the time we
Speaker 2: were dancing, you were yacking to yacking away. I never
Speaker 2: heard si empty headed conversation. And next time you get
Speaker 2: a headache, don't believe it.
Speaker 6: And if you've got something.
Speaker 2: To say, go ahead and say it. But I won't
Speaker 2: be here. I'm going to bed, and I don't want
Speaker 2: to see her talk you ever again. Good night? Hm
Speaker 2: hm hmmm. Oh who could that be? This is second?
Speaker 2: Was a bathroom? I'm with us sleeves and I'm trying
Speaker 2: to put it on upside down and inside out. Who
Speaker 2: is it? It's mehmurt in falsguber, Oh, m's matter?
Speaker 6: Merton, I'm sick.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm not exactly feeling great myself. Where do you hurt?
Speaker 6: All over?
Speaker 2: The pains localized? Huh?
Speaker 6: I think I'm gonna faint.
Speaker 2: Oh, take me to catch us?
Speaker 10: Oh oh, oh, no, I guess I'm not gonna faint.
Speaker 6: Oh what was that? I keep getting those terrible pains?
Speaker 2: How fast are they come in?
Speaker 6: Oh about every three minutes?
Speaker 2: When you better rush yourself to the hospital. Maybe you're
Speaker 2: about to become a mother.
Speaker 6: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: No, Oh well, what do you think is wrong with you?
Speaker 6: Oh? Oh I think I'm dying? Yes I am. Would
Speaker 6: you would you like to nurse me back to help making?
Speaker 2: Listen, Merton, there's nothing wrong with you, nothing new that
Speaker 2: is well like you think so for a dying boy.
Speaker 2: Your eyes are wandering around too much.
Speaker 6: Oh well, I thought I.
Speaker 2: Was sick, and I go back to bed before I
Speaker 2: lose my lovely disposition.
Speaker 5: What do you guys want? Are you the editor that
Speaker 5: de pay?
Speaker 6: We came down here to horsewhip the editor.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm a stranger here myself. What's the meta?
Speaker 4: We don't like whoever runs? But don't be stupid ask
Speaker 4: cupid column.
Speaker 5: You know. I had a little trouble with at my
Speaker 5: shelf last night.
Speaker 8: I was going with a girl and the editor of
Speaker 8: the column told her I was a broken down old
Speaker 8: werewolf and told her.
Speaker 5: To ditch me.
Speaker 8: Go ahead, boys, go in and horsewhipper. Her name is
Speaker 8: Mazie Revere. There's the office he's using, Mazie Revere. Holy smoke,
Speaker 8: Come on, Merton, How.
Speaker 2: Many times have I told you not to Eddy Merton?
Speaker 4: Not Eddie Cupid? Just call me handsome.
Speaker 6: And call me sophist. That hated.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, you mean I was giving you advice
Speaker 2: to try out I me and I didn't know it.
Speaker 4: Watch this, merten, it'll be an education. Yeah yeah, came
Speaker 4: here baby.
Speaker 2: Now, Eddie, don't look at me that way.
Speaker 4: Maybe you better go outside.
Speaker 2: Nor don't don't go outside. Cam here, doll, baby, get
Speaker 2: away from me, Eddie, don't you dare touch me? Mar
Speaker 2: mister Crunch, gentlemen, Eddie, get away from me, now, get away.
Speaker 4: No, I've got.
Speaker 2: And this told me.
Speaker 3: Don't Eddie please.
Speaker 12: And just the moment we shall return to the adventures
Speaker 12: of Mazie.
Speaker 3: And now once again. Here's well.
Speaker 2: I ate off the mantelpiece for four days before I
Speaker 2: was ready for overstuffed chairs, and I'm still wincing every
Speaker 2: time I see a chair without a cushion. I guess
Speaker 2: I had it coming to me, though, and Eddie and
Speaker 2: I made up. Of course, Mary Jane came back to
Speaker 2: a job after a vacation. But there were a few
Speaker 2: lawsuits on the things I wrote. So mister Crunch, the
Speaker 2: city editor quit to become the editor in chief of
Speaker 2: a cider meal. He said he lighted because it goes
Speaker 2: to press only once a year. Well, I got to
Speaker 2: start hunting for another job. Come anty, good moveing.
Speaker 4: You've just heard.
Speaker 1: The Adventures of Mazie, starring and Southern Mazie, was written
Speaker 1: by John L.
Speaker 4: Green.
Speaker 1: Original music was composed and conducted by Harry Zimmerman. Supporting
Speaker 1: cast included Alba Allman, Pat mcgeeon, Sidney Miller, and Frank Nelson.
Speaker 4: Jack McCoy speaking
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