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<v Speaker 1>And before I get to my game, I was thinking

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<v Speaker 1>about this and I took my break and you were

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<v Speaker 1>explaining to me about like cave pussy. Are there any

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<v Speaker 1>other descriptive pussies that you like? Whatever? Because I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like there's a whole different philosophy out there that Private

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<v Speaker 1>Talk doesn't know about it and even myself. So can you,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, elaborate on that topic or is their name

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<v Speaker 1>at all?

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<v Speaker 2>Or like everyone like I was shitting on cave pussy

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<v Speaker 2>and some of these girls like, oh yeah, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>got that cave pussy. But you know what's almost as

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<v Speaker 2>bad as cave.

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<v Speaker 1>Pussy, almost as bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Let us know, fucking shallow ass type pussy. Like when

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<v Speaker 2>I like, I got a medium dick, right, like medium

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<v Speaker 2>if you will, it's medium, And like when a girl

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<v Speaker 2>can't take all my dick, but what I'm a constitute.

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<v Speaker 1>They're running away, they're saying it hurts, I mean, like whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>Like let my listeners know they're doing all.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, like they're doing They're they're doing two things. It's

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<v Speaker 2>either the basketball ship like they posting up, or they're

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<v Speaker 2>doing the stopping the name of love when you're trying

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<v Speaker 2>to get you trying to get Yeah, they're trying to

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<v Speaker 2>heisman your motherfucking ass, and it's like, yo, I'm trying

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<v Speaker 2>to get in the motherfucking pussy.

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<v Speaker 1>And you never big booty cheeks. If you like really

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<v Speaker 1>like angle your booty a certain way, it's it's better

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<v Speaker 1>for me, not for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Well what yo, hey, real talk like for most women

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<v Speaker 2>out there, if the dick is hard, they're fucking happy.

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<v Speaker 2>And if you're coming, I'm fucking stoked. Like my pet

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<v Speaker 2>peeve is like like a girl would be riding me

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<v Speaker 2>and start rubbing my nuts and I'm like, are you

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<v Speaker 2>gonna come off of you rubbing my nuts? And they're like, no, No,

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<v Speaker 2>you're a pleaser.

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<v Speaker 1>You want them to come more times than you come yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh yeah, I usually eat the pussy and start off

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<v Speaker 2>another head, like I'm starting off house money. I come

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<v Speaker 2>from a neighborhood where one you can't if you nut fast,

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<v Speaker 2>you get clowned on, and two if you're not good

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<v Speaker 2>at fucking the girl, you ain't shit.

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<v Speaker 1>And everyone just talk about this in the neighborhood.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like you get a motherfuck This was this is

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<v Speaker 2>pre internet. They had Yelp reviews on a motherfucker's dick

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<v Speaker 2>and there's been.

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<v Speaker 1>Times for real life.

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<v Speaker 2>What's that ye produce?

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<v Speaker 1>Yelp reviews on dicks?

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<v Speaker 2>Yo, everybody knew who could fuck and who couldn't fuck,

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<v Speaker 2>and everybody knew who had a big dick, who had

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<v Speaker 2>a bat who had a little dick like them, chicks

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<v Speaker 2>are talk.

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<v Speaker 1>Those girls were fast and real talk.

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<v Speaker 2>When I fuck a girl like I want, when I

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<v Speaker 2>walk into a party, I'm like, all of their girls

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<v Speaker 2>know everything about my dick.

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<v Speaker 1>So what was the reviews about your dick?

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, Well, I'm gonna tell you something. Start rating, did

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<v Speaker 2>you get I'll be real, I'll keep it. I'll keep

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<v Speaker 2>it one zillion billion trillion with you. I'm from the

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<v Speaker 2>nineties and back in the day, black dudes didn't eat pussy,

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<v Speaker 2>and I wouldn't eat pussy either, because the first chick

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<v Speaker 2>I ever fucked, her pussy smelled like a swamp like it.

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<v Speaker 1>Was like, Yo, you attempt to go down there and

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<v Speaker 1>just do like the worm or you were just like

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<v Speaker 1>going down there.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna be My dad was from the My dad

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<v Speaker 2>is an Italian dude, and he was he's his parents

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<v Speaker 2>are depression era, and I would make food and if

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<v Speaker 2>I ain't like it, I throw it out, and if

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<v Speaker 2>my dad caught me throwing out food, he would make

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<v Speaker 2>me go in the trash, dig out the food out

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<v Speaker 2>the trash, and eat that ship. Now me eating a

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<v Speaker 2>fucking dirt pussy, ain't that bad after eating some scrambled

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<v Speaker 2>eggs out the fucking trash. So I remember the first

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<v Speaker 2>time I ate some fucking stinking ass pussy. I'm eating

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<v Speaker 2>this ship. It was on this girl with speaking of

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<v Speaker 2>long ass, I write, I write about it in my book.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm sure she was a sweetheart. It was this

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<v Speaker 2>poor girl, but her ass was like a cookie pan.

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<v Speaker 2>It was just this long, flat booty. And I remember

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<v Speaker 2>she would like bend over to turn turn the TV.

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<v Speaker 2>And this was back in the day when they had

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<v Speaker 2>the floor remember the floor units, and then if yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and and then the broke motherfuckers put the floor unit

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<v Speaker 2>would break, and then you would just put the other

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<v Speaker 2>TV on top of the floor unit, and if it

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<v Speaker 2>was real broke, you changed it with some plyers like

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<v Speaker 2>that was like that's where I'm from. So this chick

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<v Speaker 2>is over here bending over fucking with this long ass

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<v Speaker 2>booty and a stinking ass pussy, and I just would

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<v Speaker 2>be mad as hell, and she'd be like, what's wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like nothing, Like no, I don't even want to

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<v Speaker 2>talk about it. I'm like, no, wonder none of my

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<v Speaker 2>fucking black friends eat pussy and didn't. Well, here's the deal.

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<v Speaker 2>So like we run, we run bust those bust bustos

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<v Speaker 2>is called bustos is another way, And the truth is

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<v Speaker 2>bust thoses trains. And I think in Chicago they call

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<v Speaker 2>them bust downs, but we in Detroit we call them

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<v Speaker 2>bust those. That's where like more than one person that

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<v Speaker 2>fucked the same girl train train run the train. And

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<v Speaker 2>so my dad had the habit of walking around butt

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<v Speaker 2>ass naked, and I got the littlest dick in the family.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I'd be running bustos with my black friends

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<v Speaker 2>and like we'd all have our dicks out, getting our

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<v Speaker 2>dick sucked. And you can't help, but notice you're like, damn,

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<v Speaker 2>my dick looked like somebody's nephew. You know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, shit, this is this fucking sucks somebody. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>my dick looked like a nephew. Like it was just

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<v Speaker 2>like dick, Yeah, my homies, dick looked like my uncle.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like that sucks, you know what I mean. So

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I'm gonna have to start eating some pussy,

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<v Speaker 2>like I don't like the taste of it. But yo,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like X man, I needed a special power, and

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<v Speaker 2>my special power was not a big dick. So I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, I'm gonna eat I'm gonna eat the pussy.

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<v Speaker 1>And it was like, because girls love when a man

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<v Speaker 1>can eat pussy. It's not very many that do or

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<v Speaker 1>are good at it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that's I was awful at it the first time.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember the first time I ate, I ate the pussy.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, fellas, let me, let me break it down.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me let me explain to you how you eat

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<v Speaker 2>some pussy.

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<v Speaker 1>Let private talk now, guys, I want you to subscribe

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<v Speaker 1>and like to this channel. He's about to break it down. Rude, Jude,

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<v Speaker 1>let's get it to break it down for them.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, you're doing all this looking all around the ship,

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<v Speaker 2>You're looking all looking in the hole and tongue fucking

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<v Speaker 2>tongue fucking up. It's a clip, bro hit the clip.

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<v Speaker 1>What you do with that clip? Though?

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<v Speaker 2>You look it slow? First, you start slow. You start slow,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's and that's even bitches giving head that ship

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<v Speaker 2>like numbing a motherfucker. You blowing my dick out. You

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<v Speaker 2>just blew my congratulations, you blew my dick out? All

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<v Speaker 2>that good good, good, good good good. Like what the

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<v Speaker 2>fuck is you like? Bitch? You having a seizure on

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<v Speaker 2>my motherfucking dick. Chill the fuck out. Just start slow,

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<v Speaker 2>you can get there, use your hand, get it sloppy.

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<v Speaker 1>You like that R and B music that's slow? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it works.

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<v Speaker 2>Motherfucker y'all. When I jerk off, I jerk my mother.

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<v Speaker 1>You have a song? Do you have a song that

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<v Speaker 1>you like to? You know, slow man, slow, slow jam too?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Fuck to a gang of shit. I fucked to

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<v Speaker 2>everything from Michael Franks to Isley Brothers. I remember I

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<v Speaker 2>was fucking with this guy, this goth chick, and she

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<v Speaker 2>was like, turning shit off, this is corny, and I

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<v Speaker 2>looked at her and I was like, I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't fuck with you. And then there's this other

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<v Speaker 2>dude named Michael Franks who's like, ah, he's a white

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<v Speaker 2>jazz dude from the seventies, and she was like I

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<v Speaker 2>remember it was uh Riada Pearlman's niece. Remember Danny DeVito

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<v Speaker 2>and Rida Pearlman so it was her niece and I

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<v Speaker 2>remember eating this bitch is pussy and I'm I'm fucking whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>I met her on tender. This is our throwback shit

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<v Speaker 2>and I ate her pussy and I'm like, this shit

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<v Speaker 2>tastes like chicken masala, like her fucking shit tastes like curry.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, I'm about to fuck. And Michael Franks

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<v Speaker 2>comes on. It's a fucking and She's like, yo, if

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like I'm on a yacht, what is this bullshit?

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, I can't. I can't even put

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<v Speaker 2>my dick in you Like, I'm not even fucking I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not even fucking your fucking I'm not even sucking your ass.

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<v Speaker 2>Like you don't. You don't appreciate, Michael Franks.

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<v Speaker 1>You just left her legs open.

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<v Speaker 2>Got We just chilled for a second and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what's getting late?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you get hern uber?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I'm a gentleman, nice like that, No, no real talk.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like so, And it wasn't uberpool. I got her

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<v Speaker 2>like her. I got her legit. I'm not one of

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<v Speaker 2>them lames that's gonna fucking chicken. Get her a fucking

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<v Speaker 2>uberpool home. I'll get you a regular uber. You ain't

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<v Speaker 2>getting the suv or no ship like that, but like

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<v Speaker 2>I'll get you can get in.

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<v Speaker 1>The service, but economy, economy, you can.

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<v Speaker 2>Get the motherfucking Corolla. So yeah, anyways, I you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I learned how that. So you eat the puss, you

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<v Speaker 2>eat it slow, and then you bring them fingers in

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<v Speaker 2>and this is what you do. I learned this ship.

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<v Speaker 2>I learned this ship from a fucking Asian lady. She

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<v Speaker 2>came on and she was like, straight up, she was

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<v Speaker 2>like a fucking walking stereotime. She's like, oh, you big dick,

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<v Speaker 2>godigger dick. You want to teach a square. I'm like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>teach me how to teach a chick. I canna make

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<v Speaker 2>girl square too, and not that bullshit shooting pissed. So

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<v Speaker 2>you already know this is what you I'm Italian, read

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<v Speaker 2>about me ship. Didd oh.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have a scorting history, do you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? You got it on a film. I just got

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<v Speaker 2>it in books and I might be lying on my

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<v Speaker 2>squirt to be real, this is what your this is

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<v Speaker 2>what you what you did, This is what you do.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Italian, so you know how you we talk like

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<v Speaker 2>this like hey, mama meia. Hey, it's like an Italian

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<v Speaker 2>gang sign. So you do like this. You go first,

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<v Speaker 2>you work one finger, get that ship. We get two fingers,

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<v Speaker 2>work that ship up. Three fingers. Three three fingers is

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<v Speaker 2>a nice one. That's if you if you really want to,

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<v Speaker 2>if you really want to push it to the limit,

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<v Speaker 2>like Scarface, push it to the limit. You fucking hit

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<v Speaker 2>her with that forefingers, but you hit her the thigh

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<v Speaker 2>like mama me, hey, hey, give me some more sausage.

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<v Speaker 2>So you put that ship up in the air and

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<v Speaker 2>mama mea. And then you got scrape scrape, scrape, scrape scrape,

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<v Speaker 2>and they're gonna be like, no, no, no, no, don't

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<v Speaker 2>do it. I feel like I'm gonna pee. And you say, baby,

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<v Speaker 2>piss the bet. I don't give a fuck, and then

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<v Speaker 2>you hold them down, you like you're like you're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>then you scotch scotch, scratch scratch, and then you it

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<v Speaker 2>starts working. Sounds like Donald Ducks in the pussy and

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<v Speaker 2>and it looks like pearl. That's how that's how you

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<v Speaker 2>know you're doing it right, because it looks like a

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<v Speaker 2>pearly like a pearly paint job is in is in

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<v Speaker 2>your fucking hand and you go squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt,

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<v Speaker 2>and it fills up your hand and they're like, oh ship.

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<v Speaker 2>And then when you're done, you splat them on the

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<v Speaker 2>fucking chest and you're like, look at look at the

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<v Speaker 2>mess you made, and then you lick it lick.

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<v Speaker 1>It is more like this kind of thing you do

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<v Speaker 1>a it's so inc but you know because you're you

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<v Speaker 1>know your g spot, so you want to like curve

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<v Speaker 2>That's a nice so it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, you know, it's pushing against it at the same

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<v Speaker 1>and her husband was on set and he was so

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<v Speaker 1>mad because he never made her square. He was like no.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I can teach you, but yes, but.

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<v Speaker 2>His ego was too big to fucking learn.

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<v Speaker 1>Right. Of course, you can go pout in the corner.

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<v Speaker 1>Time out.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna be I remember I was fucking with the

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<v Speaker 2>South African girl and they got they got black girls,

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<v Speaker 2>they got white girls, and they got colored girls. I

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<v Speaker 2>ain't come up with this ship is South African and

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<v Speaker 2>colored girls in South Africa is like mixed. So like

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<v Speaker 2>they look, they just mixed, all mixed, all mixed on mixed.

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<v Speaker 2>So they was a fast, fat ass, fat as hell big.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to go.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm fucking like. I pulled his chicken out the party.

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<v Speaker 2>I knocked that shit down and I get her to

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<v Speaker 2>squirt and she ain't ever squirked before. Yo. I was

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<v Speaker 2>so proud. She hopped on the phone and started texting

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<v Speaker 2>her homies like I was like, damn, I hit her

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<v Speaker 2>with it.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's one of those things that like if you've

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<v Speaker 1>never had it happen to you, it's you get shook,

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<v Speaker 1>like yeah, the first time you really get shook, like

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't really know what it was, the first time

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<v Speaker 1>I did was on camera and I didn't know really

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<v Speaker 1>what it was, and it was definitely like wow, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>But it's not something that happens all the time. It's

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<v Speaker 1>everything like a technique and something you have to like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, work for whatever it's not. And most some

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<v Speaker 1>girls don't even do it or know or let the

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<v Speaker 1>like inhibitions of just letting you ever releast go. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you have to let like be comfortable. You have to like,

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<v Speaker 1>like you said, you have to like be hey, if

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<v Speaker 1>you piss, I don't care. Because most people think like

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<v Speaker 1>they don't know what it is. It feels that like

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<v Speaker 1>that sensation, so they it's the vulnerability of like, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>what's gonna happen?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, But that's kind of like and that's kind

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<v Speaker 2>of like what kind of what you do and what

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<v Speaker 2>I'm doing is it's like sometimes you just want a

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<v Speaker 2>motherfucker to take charge. And that's on both sides, you

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<v Speaker 2>know what I'm saying. So it's like, Yo, when you're

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<v Speaker 2>in bed, like if we're doing this, it's like, Yo,

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<v Speaker 2>I got you. It doesn't fucking matter. I fucking got you.

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<v Speaker 2>You trust you trust me enough for me to fucking

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<v Speaker 2>put my dick in. You just trust me.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you feel like every time that you have someone

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<v Speaker 1>coming in your bed and you feel like lay it

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<v Speaker 1>down to be like that memorable, like you know that

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the one that just fucked the show of you.

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<v Speaker 1>So they come back repetitively. Yeah, I got I got

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<v Speaker 1>hashtag goals.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, I have an extremely low self esteem, and I

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<v Speaker 2>find I find myself work worth at the back of

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<v Speaker 2>a woman's vagina, So.

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<v Speaker 1>You feel the most comfortable and confident in the back

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<v Speaker 1>of a woman's.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going right now, I'm going hard in the motherfucking

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<v Speaker 2>paint like I'm going hard in that bitch like right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I had a girlfriend, I had the first time I

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<v Speaker 2>had a girlfriend in ten years. And we got all

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<v Speaker 2>these sex toys and I put them in the chest

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<v Speaker 2>and I was about to fuck her with the sex

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<v Speaker 2>toys and we was high as on ecstasy and acid

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<v Speaker 2>and I couldn't the chest locked, and I'm like, what

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<v Speaker 2>we gonna do now? I was like, let's call a

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<v Speaker 2>hohoror so we call this hooker when we get this

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<v Speaker 2>little young redbone from motherfucking Virginia some shit like that

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<v Speaker 2>with a nice fat ass. And by the time she

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<v Speaker 2>got there, I was so fucked up I couldn't even

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<v Speaker 2>get my big card and I but I hit her

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<v Speaker 2>with the Mama Mia, Mama, Mi.

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<v Speaker 1>Did your girl like girl? Did your girlfriend at the

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<v Speaker 1>time like girls enough that she could satisfy your whoror as.

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<v Speaker 2>You call her, I'm a fucking trick like with the

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<v Speaker 2>like I'm not. I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying, with your girl into the girl because

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<v Speaker 1>you couldn't get hard, but just let her smart. But

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<v Speaker 1>did your girl like girl? You know? I mean, because

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes it's only like a third party thing. Girls only

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<v Speaker 1>like to be with a girl if another guys included,

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<v Speaker 1>but they won't be with a girl on girl by themselves.

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<v Speaker 2>She was with growing girl by herself. And the really

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<v Speaker 2>cool thing about it was it was funny she had

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<v Speaker 2>all these body image issues and I'm like, no, man, like,

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<v Speaker 2>embrace your femininity.

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<v Speaker 1>But I think that happens a lot with like beautiful women.

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen it in like my industry industry. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>like they're the most beautiful person. You would think that

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<v Speaker 1>they wouldn't think they have the stigmas that they do.

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<v Speaker 1>And then it's like body dysmorphia and it's like, embrace

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<v Speaker 1>who you are, like love who you are with me.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like I started in the business when curvy girls

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<v Speaker 1>and big girls like myself wasn't really the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't the pioneer for that, and Brianna Love was there.

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<v Speaker 1>It was that person you know that made that kind

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<v Speaker 1>of the breakaway through that but it also when I

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<v Speaker 1>came into thy rains of that, it was like embraced

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<v Speaker 1>who I was, and I used to have women until

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<v Speaker 1>still to this day, which makes me feel gratitude of

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<v Speaker 1>what I do is like thank you for letting me

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<v Speaker 1>being allowed to like love myself and my body. Like

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<v Speaker 1>making me feel like it's not just the skinny girls

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<v Speaker 1>that get to have sex and being an icon and

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<v Speaker 1>a sexual thing is thank you for just being you

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<v Speaker 1>and being comfortable on who you are. Is because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not the skinniest person and I'm not the biggest person,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I'm just me. I've always been kirby. I've

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<v Speaker 1>always had you know, here or there or whatever. But

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<v Speaker 1>it's just embraced my sexuality and nic.

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<v Speaker 2>Way to say a nice fat ass you like or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>But I mean, you know, I mean I don't. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not flat chested, I have a booty. I mean, I'm kurvy.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I'm a woman, and even when I was younger,

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<v Speaker 1>I've always had to bite my boobs. Came a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit later.

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<v Speaker 2>I got that Viking ass.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got that Puerto Rican ass.

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<v Speaker 2>Motherfucking raping that fucking go take over Ireland and make

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<v Speaker 2>them have red.

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<v Speaker 3>You, disloyal fool ass bitch made pumpy.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't get mad at me for what your people did.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop that.

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<v Speaker 2>I ain't mad at the Vikings. I like that. I

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<v Speaker 2>like unapologetically taking motherfuckers ship. I hate when a motherfucker

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<v Speaker 2>takes some ship and be like I'm sorry, Like, bitch,

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<v Speaker 2>take that ship because if they because if you can,

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<v Speaker 2>you will and if they could do it, they'd have

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<v Speaker 2>done it to your ass. But they couldn't. So like,

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<v Speaker 2>shout out to the Vikings for running around and making

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<v Speaker 2>redhead get given, giving redheads fat asses. I appreciate you.

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<v Speaker 1>I am not red headed and I have a fat house.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's okay, give me credit.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not all about you because this is Private.

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<v Speaker 1>Talk and this is all about me. I hope you're

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<v Speaker 1>subscribing and liking. Ude. Is there any other kind of

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<v Speaker 1>pussies that you want to explain to the Private Talk

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<v Speaker 1>podcast here? Yes, I fucking do, says pussies to us, all.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, the worst, the worst pussy And this is where

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<v Speaker 2>like I remember I used to watch porn and I'd

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<v Speaker 2>be like, I see a motherfucker with a big ass dick.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I'm gonna be real with you like, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>like watching Japanese porn because I don't want to see somebody.

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<v Speaker 1>It's blurred though, even if they do, like.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to see somebody with a smaller dick

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<v Speaker 2>than me.

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<v Speaker 1>Fucking cop to be there for you.

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted to. I wanted to. I want to see

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<v Speaker 2>a chick get pounded the fuck out. You know what

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<v Speaker 2>I'm saying, Like, all right, beat that mother fuck her up,

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<v Speaker 2>got him you dig Like there's like but like so

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<v Speaker 2>I would watch that ship and I'd be like, damn, man,

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<v Speaker 2>the motherfucker got a bat. And then I'm looking though

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<v Speaker 2>I'm looking, and it's the way I break it down.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm broken down like this before it's like he got

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<v Speaker 2>all this dick right, and then like the bottom three

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<v Speaker 2>inches never feels pussy. So it's like the top of

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<v Speaker 2>his dick is in the VIP and the bottom is like, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>you got some wrist bands, Hey broke, can you give

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<v Speaker 2>me a drink?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you bring it? You got some risks, Let me

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<v Speaker 2>get up in that ship. They never that bottom of

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<v Speaker 2>the dick never feels the pussy. So I'm like, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>grateful that I get to go balls deep in pussy.

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<v Speaker 2>Like nine times out of ten, I go balls deep

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<v Speaker 2>and then if they can't take it, I hit him

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<v Speaker 2>with that yoga shit. I do the mins on their ass.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank God for being a teen dad. I'll be like, look,

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<v Speaker 2>this is what I want you to do. They'd be

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<v Speaker 2>like what I say, breathe in, and then when they

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<v Speaker 2>breathe in, I'm like, now breathe out. And when they

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<v Speaker 2>breathing out, I'm like, push that dick in there, and

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<v Speaker 2>I just hold it in there. Now I'm like, nah,

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<v Speaker 2>just breathe with it and breathe with it. Take it,

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<v Speaker 2>take it good girl, Take that shit. And then I

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<v Speaker 2>pull it out again. You did it. And then I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>you gotta make them feel like they're doing so you

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<v Speaker 2>did it. Like if I had a gold star, I

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<v Speaker 2>put it on their forehead and not breathing again, now

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<v Speaker 2>breathe out. Push that shit the fuck in. Now. Some

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<v Speaker 2>of these chicks they can't take the dick, and it's like.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just amazed, Like I think, I find it so fascinating, Like, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I have a porn star. I've been a porn star

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever you want to classify it as. I've done porn,

418
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<v Speaker 1>but I feel like there's so many more people who

419
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<v Speaker 1>are not porn stars are more porn star than me.

420
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<v Speaker 1>Like these stories. I mean I envy you, like well,

421
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<v Speaker 1>ill applause you, but I mean porn is way different. Yes,

422
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<v Speaker 1>we get kind of the fucking whatever, but it's like

423
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<v Speaker 1>you're gold starring people on the fucking four head. You

424
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<v Speaker 1>saw fucking all kinds of fucking crazy nights and whatever.

425
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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm boring. I mean, I'm awesome and I laid

426
00:20:06.359 --> 00:20:09.079
<v Speaker 1>sex and great pussy, don't get me wrong, but I'm boring,

427
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<v Speaker 1>like I don't do this fucking shit.

428
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<v Speaker 2>You're Alex. I'm like kindergarten teacher. Don't got gold stars

429
00:20:14.960 --> 00:20:17.920
<v Speaker 2>and fucking macaroni noodles, the glue on these holes heads

430
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<v Speaker 2>and fucking pipe cleaners and shit like that. I'm just saying,

431
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<v Speaker 2>like if I did, I would I put a gold

432
00:20:23.000 --> 00:20:25.079
<v Speaker 2>star on her forehead, Like, yeah, you took that dick,

433
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<v Speaker 2>Like that's that's a lot of chicks won't suck dick

434
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<v Speaker 2>because they feel like they're bad at it.

435
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<v Speaker 1>But even the fact that you just doing it, which

436
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<v Speaker 1>I appreciate because like you're a man that like you,

437
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<v Speaker 1>you you obviously know yourself sexually and what women know

438
00:20:37.880 --> 00:20:39.319
<v Speaker 1>and like whatever. It's like, but if you have someone

439
00:20:39.359 --> 00:20:41.759
<v Speaker 1>that takes control and like he's like, hey, just trust me,

440
00:20:42.200 --> 00:20:44.400
<v Speaker 1>you trust me because obviously at that point you're trusting

441
00:20:44.440 --> 00:20:47.400
<v Speaker 1>that person you're sexual, Hey, just breathe out or whatever.

442
00:20:47.480 --> 00:20:50.440
<v Speaker 1>Like some people don't know that, so that technique whatever. Obviously,

443
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<v Speaker 1>like I know what that means, but a lot of

444
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<v Speaker 1>people don't. So it's just like a different feeling for people.

445
00:20:55.079 --> 00:20:57.880
<v Speaker 1>Then in the trusting environment, like I've done with porn,

446
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<v Speaker 1>your suffer doing it in their thing. It's just like

447
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<v Speaker 1>for me, it's just funny because the taboo ness of

448
00:21:02.559 --> 00:21:05.000
<v Speaker 1>like what people classify me as. Oh, I get like

449
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<v Speaker 1>shunned because I've done porn and this is well, this

450
00:21:07.160 --> 00:21:09.119
<v Speaker 1>is whatever. But yeah, there's so much more to me

451
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<v Speaker 1>than just that. Which the same thing with you is

452
00:21:11.960 --> 00:21:13.559
<v Speaker 1>you are who you are, but you have this other

453
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<v Speaker 1>side of you which makes you a great person because

454
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<v Speaker 1>you're a well rounded person. But it's just like why

455
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<v Speaker 1>I love private talk is because I want to show

456
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<v Speaker 1>the equality of like why we're all fused together and

457
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<v Speaker 1>like why it makes it so organically just a conversation

458
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<v Speaker 1>to just be ourselves.

459
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<v Speaker 2>That's right, And I think I think you should just

460
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<v Speaker 2>have empathy for one another and like, and it's cool

461
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<v Speaker 2>to have to have empathy in bed, like.

462
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<v Speaker 1>All right, like because you can't be selfish. And that's

463
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<v Speaker 1>what a lot of people do. They're selfish for just for

464
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<v Speaker 1>like the immediate thing. But it's like a give and take.

465
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And it's like for a for a woman, it's like, yo, dude,

466
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<v Speaker 2>like you're coming to my house. You're smaller than me,

467
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<v Speaker 2>You're vulnerable, You're putting yourself in this, You're putting yourself

468
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<v Speaker 2>in a in a in a in a position. So

469
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<v Speaker 2>you want them to be comfortable, you know what I mean.

470
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<v Speaker 2>And I want them to enjoy themselves.

471
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<v Speaker 1>So I made you feel comfortable here at Private Talk, Jude.

472
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<v Speaker 2>Well, I haven't got my dick in you yet.

473
00:22:04.960 --> 00:22:07.079
<v Speaker 1>Well you're not going to, but you'll still feel comfortable

474
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<v Speaker 1>on the couch.

475
00:22:07.559 --> 00:22:09.720
<v Speaker 2>I'm uncomfortable, man, Well.

476
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<v Speaker 1>Fuck you too.

477
00:22:13.680 --> 00:22:17.240
<v Speaker 2>I agree. Boom boom. Let me put my dick in you.

478
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<v Speaker 2>Lock it be comfortable, just breathe out.

479
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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure all of the Private Talk listeners would want

480
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<v Speaker 1>the same. But I hope you guys are subscribing and

481
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<v Speaker 1>liking to this channel and loving this conversation. But we're

482
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<v Speaker 1>about to get to truth with taxes, are.

483
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<v Speaker 2>You fucking let's get it, truth with.

484
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<v Speaker 1>Fucking taxes, Jude. All right, so you're gonna pick a card,

485
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<v Speaker 1>and every card means something different. Make sure you let

486
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<v Speaker 1>us know your truth.

487
00:22:39.599 --> 00:22:43.400
<v Speaker 2>Shout out to this fucking water with benefits. This honeywater

488
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<v Speaker 2>is fucking good, by the way.

489
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<v Speaker 1>Shout out, come out water benefits.

490
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<v Speaker 2>Let's get it. I gotta tack, so I just I

491
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<v Speaker 2>just take one. That's it.

492
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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna do all of the cards one at a time.

493
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<v Speaker 1>They're all going to mean something different, and each question

494
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<v Speaker 1>make it a little bit more spicier. We'll just see

495
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<v Speaker 1>what how you pick? Are you ready for with Yes?

496
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<v Speaker 1>I am truth with Texas.

497
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<v Speaker 2>Here we go, Come on, come on, Texas. It long star.

498
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<v Speaker 2>Let's get this ship.

499
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<v Speaker 1>Ace of hearts all right, Ace of hearts means it's

500
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<v Speaker 1>my romantic question.

501
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<v Speaker 2>That makes sense because it's a heart.

502
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<v Speaker 1>Yes, it's a heart.

503
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<v Speaker 2>I got a let's see, I got a heart on.

504
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<v Speaker 1>I like it.

505
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<v Speaker 2>I love it, fucking dad jokes. Go ahead.

506
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<v Speaker 1>All right, all right, So romance is there? You said

507
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<v Speaker 1>earlier about the romantic songs, but is there a romantic

508
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<v Speaker 1>movie that you like, Like, if you're netflixing chilling, you're

509
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<v Speaker 1>gonna romance and girl, like, is there a romantic movie

510
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<v Speaker 1>that you just your go to that you like that

511
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<v Speaker 1>you've been forced to watch? Let my private talk listeners.

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<v Speaker 2>Let no, alright, there's three you ready, I'm ready? All right?

513
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<v Speaker 2>So the first one is a romantic movie that's just

514
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<v Speaker 2>I just think it's my ship. And it's called The

515
00:24:07.920 --> 00:24:12.240
<v Speaker 2>Princess Bride. I fucking love that shit. Every time he's

516
00:24:12.960 --> 00:24:15.880
<v Speaker 2>it was it's about like this dude that was like

517
00:24:16.359 --> 00:24:19.519
<v Speaker 2>he was like the chore boy for this girl and

518
00:24:19.559 --> 00:24:22.119
<v Speaker 2>she'd tell him to do shit, and every time he

519
00:24:22.279 --> 00:24:25.960
<v Speaker 2>do the shit, she'd be like, chart boy whatever. Fuck

520
00:24:26.039 --> 00:24:28.680
<v Speaker 2>his name is, go get me some motherfucking hey. And

521
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<v Speaker 2>he would say, as you wish. And every time he

522
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<v Speaker 2>said as you wish it man, I love you. And

523
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<v Speaker 2>then like he had to go away and he came

524
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<v Speaker 2>back and he got her andre the giants in it.

525
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<v Speaker 2>That's the ship. The second one, the second one, I

526
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<v Speaker 2>really dig. It's called about a boy and that's some

527
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<v Speaker 2>British shit. And the way the reason why I like

528
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<v Speaker 2>this one is because I can relate to it. It's

529
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<v Speaker 2>this dude that has a problem with like intimacy issues,

530
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<v Speaker 2>and he just fucks single moms. Like he just goes

531
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<v Speaker 2>around and fucks single moms because he knows that after

532
00:25:04.119 --> 00:25:06.440
<v Speaker 2>a while they'll just get back with the dad and shit.

533
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<v Speaker 2>So it just he shows up, gets the puss, He

534
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<v Speaker 2>puts the kid to bed. He like gets to be

535
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<v Speaker 2>the good guy, and then she's like, oh, we're gonna

536
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<v Speaker 2>fucking I'm gonna try to work it out with such

537
00:25:16.480 --> 00:25:18.960
<v Speaker 2>and such. He's like, all right, peace. Then he ends

538
00:25:19.039 --> 00:25:21.240
<v Speaker 2>up like renting a kid. He like gets a kid

539
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<v Speaker 2>to pretend like, yeah, he gets, he gets. He gets

540
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<v Speaker 2>a kid and pretends like it's his kid and it's

541
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<v Speaker 2>called single parents alone together, and then he get he

542
00:25:29.519 --> 00:25:32.279
<v Speaker 2>uses a kid to fuck moms. And I'm like, I

543
00:25:32.319 --> 00:25:35.319
<v Speaker 2>can relate to that shit. And then the third book,

544
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<v Speaker 2>the third one I watched. I only saw it one time,

545
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<v Speaker 2>but I was coming down off of ecstasy the next day,

546
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<v Speaker 2>so I was real emotional. And it was the notebook,

547
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<v Speaker 2>like a motherfucker went yo. Spoiler alert. I don't give

548
00:25:50.359 --> 00:25:53.839
<v Speaker 2>who the fuck. It's like twenty years old, this bitch.

549
00:25:54.000 --> 00:25:58.720
<v Speaker 2>This bitch has dementia. So he got to remind her

550
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<v Speaker 2>ass every fucking time. Every time he goes the fucker,

551
00:26:02.039 --> 00:26:05.920
<v Speaker 2>he's like, hey, bitch, remember I'm your husband, Ryan Goslin.

552
00:26:06.759 --> 00:26:11.319
<v Speaker 2>That what remind I'm making fun? I making fun. I

553
00:26:11.359 --> 00:26:13.480
<v Speaker 2>ever wear a wig and ship and be like, yo,

554
00:26:13.960 --> 00:26:17.359
<v Speaker 2>hey my name is Sam. This time I'm fucking and

555
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<v Speaker 2>you're you're a ruby and you you're a fucking you

556
00:26:20.079 --> 00:26:22.200
<v Speaker 2>didn't know if you forgot this about you, but you

557
00:26:22.359 --> 00:26:24.759
<v Speaker 2>just love sucking dick. And yeah, we're gonna go to

558
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<v Speaker 2>fucking We're gonna go to a fucking sex party and

559
00:26:27.599 --> 00:26:30.440
<v Speaker 2>the old people's sex party like Cocoon and just fucking

560
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<v Speaker 2>toss it up and fucking you can let dudes dump

561
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<v Speaker 2>loads and you out fucking nothing. Other people, you're gonna

562
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<v Speaker 2>be not if I'm dumping loads and other people, I'm

563
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<v Speaker 2>not gonna fucking suck it out of them or no,

564
00:26:42.079 --> 00:26:42.759
<v Speaker 2>ship like that.

565
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<v Speaker 1>I want to cook and completely means what it's just

566
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<v Speaker 1>letting your partner go and have sex with someone watching them.

567
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<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, but I would be getting some pussy too though,

568
00:26:52.119 --> 00:26:55.160
<v Speaker 2>so that that yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna be like

569
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<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna be like fucking having her get fucked

570
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<v Speaker 2>by a dude and be in her back or no

571
00:27:01.000 --> 00:27:04.559
<v Speaker 2>shit like that that's her ain't a fucking My last

572
00:27:04.640 --> 00:27:07.640
<v Speaker 2>relationship was an open relationship, and I was like, I

573
00:27:07.680 --> 00:27:09.240
<v Speaker 2>was like, how am I going to feel about this?

574
00:27:09.400 --> 00:27:13.640
<v Speaker 2>Her fucking other dudes? And the thing is, one I

575
00:27:13.640 --> 00:27:16.400
<v Speaker 2>get pussy at such a crazy clip, like she'd really

576
00:27:16.440 --> 00:27:18.559
<v Speaker 2>have to be a straight horror to get.

577
00:27:18.720 --> 00:27:21.480
<v Speaker 1>Did you guys discuss every time that you guys had

578
00:27:21.559 --> 00:27:23.880
<v Speaker 1>like yeah.

579
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<v Speaker 2>Well yeah, And the thing is this is like it

580
00:27:25.599 --> 00:27:28.359
<v Speaker 2>don't matter like how good the dick is. Guess what

581
00:27:29.200 --> 00:27:30.440
<v Speaker 2>that dick ain't attached to me.

582
00:27:32.160 --> 00:27:33.759
<v Speaker 1>True, But that's where I feel like for me, I

583
00:27:33.799 --> 00:27:37.000
<v Speaker 1>did porn like I feel like I needed. I felt

584
00:27:37.000 --> 00:27:39.000
<v Speaker 1>like there's a different levels of like how you said,

585
00:27:39.039 --> 00:27:41.039
<v Speaker 1>like there's people that are just unless you've like got

586
00:27:41.079 --> 00:27:42.960
<v Speaker 1>things out of you or like you know, people have

587
00:27:43.079 --> 00:27:45.720
<v Speaker 1>to like you know, go out there and experience things.

588
00:27:46.000 --> 00:27:49.839
<v Speaker 1>You'll never know what you're missing or lacking or wanting

589
00:27:49.880 --> 00:27:51.839
<v Speaker 1>more of than any of those things is so you

590
00:27:51.839 --> 00:27:53.640
<v Speaker 1>actually do it. So for me and you know, in

591
00:27:53.680 --> 00:27:56.400
<v Speaker 1>the industry, I feel like I fulfilled all my fantasies

592
00:27:56.440 --> 00:27:58.359
<v Speaker 1>in a safe way, in a way that was just

593
00:27:58.519 --> 00:28:00.680
<v Speaker 1>very like I don't know my like I say, it's

594
00:28:00.720 --> 00:28:02.839
<v Speaker 1>like an art. That's how I expressed myself. I'm very

595
00:28:02.880 --> 00:28:05.440
<v Speaker 1>you know, I was opening naked and showing myself and

596
00:28:05.440 --> 00:28:08.279
<v Speaker 1>how I expressed myself. So I think that's really fun.

597
00:28:08.359 --> 00:28:10.200
<v Speaker 2>No I do. I think so too. And it's like

598
00:28:10.319 --> 00:28:12.799
<v Speaker 2>I think it's cool if if if both people are

599
00:28:12.839 --> 00:28:16.759
<v Speaker 2>accepting other shit. I like, look, I don't know if

600
00:28:16.839 --> 00:28:19.319
<v Speaker 2>long term i'd i'd be into the swinging thing, but

601
00:28:19.359 --> 00:28:22.400
<v Speaker 2>like I did enjoy myself with the whole fucking swinging thing.

602
00:28:22.960 --> 00:28:25.599
<v Speaker 2>But she like wanted two dudes in once, and I'm

603
00:28:25.640 --> 00:28:28.519
<v Speaker 2>just like, I'm so, I'm like, I'm not against.

604
00:28:28.160 --> 00:28:30.640
<v Speaker 1>That shit, but like, have you ever done that?

605
00:28:31.200 --> 00:28:34.079
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I used to run trains with my homeboys all the.

606
00:28:34.480 --> 00:28:36.319
<v Speaker 1>Time, but like but with your girlfriend.

607
00:28:36.519 --> 00:28:38.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but like I'm no, never and I'm forty and

608
00:28:38.880 --> 00:28:40.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm not against it. But like I'm forty two, I

609
00:28:40.960 --> 00:28:42.960
<v Speaker 2>don't need to see no new dicks, you know what

610
00:28:43.039 --> 00:28:44.640
<v Speaker 2>I mean? Like, and I don't want to see none

611
00:28:44.680 --> 00:28:47.079
<v Speaker 2>of my homies they're all married now. No new dicks,

612
00:28:47.559 --> 00:28:50.920
<v Speaker 2>new dick yeah, NND, that's my that's my model. No

613
00:28:51.039 --> 00:28:54.240
<v Speaker 2>new dicks like that would be my like, yo, go

614
00:28:54.319 --> 00:28:56.880
<v Speaker 2>have a go, go run a busto over there, just

615
00:28:56.960 --> 00:28:59.519
<v Speaker 2>fucking like tell me about it if you like it,

616
00:28:59.559 --> 00:29:00.160
<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean.

617
00:29:00.000 --> 00:29:02.599
<v Speaker 1>You'd come back if she came back from that situation,

618
00:29:02.720 --> 00:29:04.119
<v Speaker 1>would you fuck her straight up? But do you have

619
00:29:04.160 --> 00:29:06.559
<v Speaker 1>like a requirement like twenty four hours, forty eight hours?

620
00:29:06.559 --> 00:29:08.079
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, no, just right away, as long as she

621
00:29:08.200 --> 00:29:09.039
<v Speaker 2>fucking Like when.

622
00:29:08.880 --> 00:29:10.000
<v Speaker 1>I fuck the shower, you're good.

623
00:29:10.079 --> 00:29:12.759
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Like when I fuck porn chicks, I'd fuck him

624
00:29:12.759 --> 00:29:14.559
<v Speaker 2>the same day. They had to shoot on the pussy's

625
00:29:14.599 --> 00:29:17.680
<v Speaker 2>like a self cleaning oven. Like this shit just just

626
00:29:17.720 --> 00:29:20.799
<v Speaker 2>fucking flushes out, you know what I'm saying, Just fucking

627
00:29:21.039 --> 00:29:23.599
<v Speaker 2>like just rint off, like don't let you know, you know,

628
00:29:23.759 --> 00:29:25.799
<v Speaker 2>like I won't be eating eating you out, and like

629
00:29:25.960 --> 00:29:28.279
<v Speaker 2>fucking like what the fuck is that? Like why am

630
00:29:28.279 --> 00:29:31.440
<v Speaker 2>my fucking lips tingling? Like what the fuck is that? Oh?

631
00:29:31.640 --> 00:29:34.039
<v Speaker 2>God damn it? Like come on, man, like really like

632
00:29:34.079 --> 00:29:36.200
<v Speaker 2>you let this motherfucker nutting you like that would be

633
00:29:36.279 --> 00:29:37.920
<v Speaker 2>my rule, Like no nothing in you.

634
00:29:37.920 --> 00:29:38.119
<v Speaker 3>You know.

635
00:29:38.240 --> 00:29:39.920
<v Speaker 1>That used to be a thing like girls would talk

636
00:29:39.920 --> 00:29:42.880
<v Speaker 1>about when they had girlfriends, like I mean girlfriends boyfriends,

637
00:29:43.079 --> 00:29:44.839
<v Speaker 1>and they'd come like they'd be the ones who'd be

638
00:29:44.920 --> 00:29:46.880
<v Speaker 1>like okay for dating who they were, and then they

639
00:29:46.920 --> 00:29:48.759
<v Speaker 1>like had a problem when they went to work. So

640
00:29:48.799 --> 00:29:51.960
<v Speaker 1>they would nutt in their girlfriend before they went to work,

641
00:29:52.000 --> 00:29:54.240
<v Speaker 1>and then they would go and work. And like that

642
00:29:54.400 --> 00:29:57.000
<v Speaker 1>was like them getting off on whatever, which I think

643
00:29:57.119 --> 00:29:58.640
<v Speaker 1>is like whatever.

644
00:29:58.559 --> 00:30:00.039
<v Speaker 2>It's shallow as fuck.

645
00:30:01.480 --> 00:30:03.759
<v Speaker 1>Exactly. She's paying your bills while you're going playing that

646
00:30:03.839 --> 00:30:04.359
<v Speaker 1>video game.

647
00:30:04.440 --> 00:30:07.160
<v Speaker 2>So there was this book by Chuck Paul Neck or whatever.

648
00:30:07.200 --> 00:30:09.519
<v Speaker 2>He's the one that wrote Fight Club, and this is

649
00:30:09.559 --> 00:30:14.680
<v Speaker 2>like some real ill shit. Yeah I'm not I wouldn't

650
00:30:14.720 --> 00:30:17.279
<v Speaker 2>do this, but like this is like that to that level.

651
00:30:17.720 --> 00:30:21.839
<v Speaker 2>Like so his girl left him, and so what he

652
00:30:21.880 --> 00:30:25.880
<v Speaker 2>did was he paid this hustler, this like Jigglow to

653
00:30:26.000 --> 00:30:29.799
<v Speaker 2>seduce her and fuck the ship out of her and

654
00:30:29.799 --> 00:30:35.839
<v Speaker 2>then leave her. And then like that, well it gets deeper.

655
00:30:36.000 --> 00:30:39.440
<v Speaker 2>Then he pays the dude to give him head so

656
00:30:39.480 --> 00:30:42.440
<v Speaker 2>that he's got like the one up, like in his

657
00:30:42.680 --> 00:30:47.599
<v Speaker 2>brain he's got the one up. Well, Chuck paulm it.

658
00:30:47.839 --> 00:30:50.759
<v Speaker 2>He's a fucking gay dude. So I'm sure like like

659
00:30:50.839 --> 00:30:53.799
<v Speaker 2>a straight guy would never come up with that idea, like, Hey,

660
00:30:53.839 --> 00:30:55.480
<v Speaker 2>this is what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna have a

661
00:30:55.519 --> 00:30:58.079
<v Speaker 2>guy fuck my girl. Then he's gonna suck my dick.

662
00:30:58.160 --> 00:31:00.839
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, eh, I don't know about all that, but

663
00:31:01.000 --> 00:31:03.400
<v Speaker 2>like it's kind of to your point, Like it's like, yeah,

664
00:31:03.400 --> 00:31:06.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna fucking mark my territory. Like I don't need

665
00:31:06.680 --> 00:31:07.839
<v Speaker 2>to mark my territory.

666
00:31:08.160 --> 00:31:10.599
<v Speaker 1>You're confident in what you're doing, what you say, what you're.

667
00:31:10.480 --> 00:31:12.519
<v Speaker 2>About straight the fuck up. Like when I'm out at

668
00:31:12.519 --> 00:31:14.519
<v Speaker 2>the club and someone's trying to holler my girl, I

669
00:31:14.519 --> 00:31:16.559
<v Speaker 2>don't even I just laugh. I'm like, go ahead, man,

670
00:31:16.799 --> 00:31:19.240
<v Speaker 2>spig game, because you know what, I feel like it's flattering,

671
00:31:19.680 --> 00:31:21.480
<v Speaker 2>thank you. I don't get it. I'm not I'm not

672
00:31:21.640 --> 00:31:23.799
<v Speaker 2>some cholo that's gonna be like, what's up, fool, you're

673
00:31:23.799 --> 00:31:25.799
<v Speaker 2>trying to talk to my girl? Fool and bust me

674
00:31:25.799 --> 00:31:27.880
<v Speaker 2>in ahead with some Modello or some ship like that.

675
00:31:28.079 --> 00:31:30.599
<v Speaker 1>Like, Yo, dog, specifics are amazing. I love it.

676
00:31:30.680 --> 00:31:30.960
<v Speaker 2>What's that?

677
00:31:31.039 --> 00:31:32.640
<v Speaker 1>Your specifics are amazing? I love it?

678
00:31:32.799 --> 00:31:35.799
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Like all my ship comes from real places, like.

679
00:31:36.319 --> 00:31:38.200
<v Speaker 1>Something happened one time with the Modello.

680
00:31:39.240 --> 00:31:42.119
<v Speaker 2>Hey, fool, you're trying to get my fucking girl man ship.

681
00:31:43.880 --> 00:31:49.119
<v Speaker 1>All right, let's get to this next question. Go ahead,

682
00:31:49.519 --> 00:31:53.720
<v Speaker 1>grab it like it. Love it. Clubs, you got a

683
00:31:53.799 --> 00:31:56.119
<v Speaker 1>club all right, clubs is a kinky question.

684
00:31:57.039 --> 00:31:58.640
<v Speaker 2>We haven't talked about kink yet.

685
00:31:59.039 --> 00:32:01.519
<v Speaker 1>I think you're a pit of k Like, all right,

686
00:32:01.559 --> 00:32:12.839
<v Speaker 1>let's get it all right. Where is the craziest place

687
00:32:13.039 --> 00:32:23.200
<v Speaker 1>you've ever had? Sex? Club? Middle of the club, in.

688
00:32:23.200 --> 00:32:24.400
<v Speaker 2>My aunt's asshole.

689
00:32:25.000 --> 00:32:36.839
<v Speaker 3>What I'm scared of you motherfuckers.

690
00:32:37.359 --> 00:32:40.839
<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you. I don't really have sex and crazy places.

691
00:32:40.880 --> 00:32:44.160
<v Speaker 2>But the illest ship that I do is one a

692
00:32:44.240 --> 00:32:47.640
<v Speaker 2>chickens fucking me. I make them tell me shit that

693
00:32:47.680 --> 00:32:50.519
<v Speaker 2>they're fucking ashamed of that. They got off on.

694
00:32:51.039 --> 00:32:53.880
<v Speaker 1>What is the craziest story that they were ashamed of?

695
00:32:54.200 --> 00:32:59.880
<v Speaker 2>She fucked her cousin girl guy, she fucked her boy,

696
00:33:00.079 --> 00:33:02.240
<v Speaker 2>cousin her boy. They were out in the country.

697
00:33:02.279 --> 00:33:04.240
<v Speaker 1>There was like some why does it have to be

698
00:33:04.279 --> 00:33:04.759
<v Speaker 1>in country?

699
00:33:04.759 --> 00:33:06.759
<v Speaker 2>And why why does it why they have to be

700
00:33:06.799 --> 00:33:12.599
<v Speaker 2>in Texas Alexis Texas. The cousins, Yeah, I'm not whatever

701
00:33:12.680 --> 00:33:15.319
<v Speaker 2>your cousin fucker, But Yo, that ship made me. Yo.

702
00:33:15.799 --> 00:33:18.640
<v Speaker 2>I busted like a motherfucker when she told me that ship,

703
00:33:18.799 --> 00:33:20.599
<v Speaker 2>I was like split splat.

704
00:33:21.000 --> 00:33:24.599
<v Speaker 1>That just made you explode because the taboo ness of.

705
00:33:24.559 --> 00:33:28.759
<v Speaker 2>It or like it's disgusting, it turns you on and

706
00:33:28.799 --> 00:33:32.480
<v Speaker 2>it's extremely intimate, and I'm like, and I like that

707
00:33:32.799 --> 00:33:34.039
<v Speaker 2>people have people.

708
00:33:34.240 --> 00:33:37.039
<v Speaker 1>Are you like when people feel vulnerable enough to tell

709
00:33:37.079 --> 00:33:40.240
<v Speaker 1>you their like secrets or their wants or whatever. Yeah,

710
00:33:40.279 --> 00:33:42.799
<v Speaker 1>that means that they're actually comfortable.

711
00:33:42.920 --> 00:33:46.799
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly. And I also have a very dark part

712
00:33:46.839 --> 00:33:50.400
<v Speaker 2>of me that like grew up around real fucked up ship.

713
00:33:51.119 --> 00:33:52.920
<v Speaker 2>So I like fucked up ship.

714
00:33:53.039 --> 00:33:55.680
<v Speaker 1>It's a quiet taste. It's just sometimes it's you know,

715
00:33:55.720 --> 00:33:58.039
<v Speaker 1>you gotta find a comfortable place to show that.

716
00:33:58.200 --> 00:34:00.359
<v Speaker 2>I got a stain on my heart and they do too,

717
00:34:00.400 --> 00:34:01.599
<v Speaker 2>and I want to hear about it.

718
00:34:01.720 --> 00:34:04.519
<v Speaker 1>So what's the second most like revealing crazy thing.

719
00:34:05.440 --> 00:34:07.799
<v Speaker 2>Cousin fucking cousin fucking's pretty good.

720
00:34:07.920 --> 00:34:08.760
<v Speaker 1>That's pretty awesome.

721
00:34:09.360 --> 00:34:12.079
<v Speaker 2>This uh, this girl got like.

722
00:34:15.599 --> 00:34:18.800
<v Speaker 1>Just say it.

723
00:34:18.920 --> 00:34:24.280
<v Speaker 2>She got like finessed in the fucking three. She was

724
00:34:24.320 --> 00:34:27.360
<v Speaker 2>fifteen and got finessed in the fucking like three thirty

725
00:34:27.400 --> 00:34:31.400
<v Speaker 2>five year old black dudes in a stairwell get finesse.

726
00:34:32.079 --> 00:34:35.440
<v Speaker 2>It was kind of well, it was, it was. It

727
00:34:35.480 --> 00:34:39.480
<v Speaker 2>was she didn't say no, but she did it and

728
00:34:40.599 --> 00:34:45.599
<v Speaker 2>she came and that was I was like, and then

729
00:34:45.800 --> 00:34:48.079
<v Speaker 2>like she had this guilt attached to it, so she

730
00:34:48.119 --> 00:34:50.519
<v Speaker 2>came up with all these lies but like now she's

731
00:34:50.639 --> 00:34:53.119
<v Speaker 2>over it and she's good. And when she told me

732
00:34:53.159 --> 00:34:55.280
<v Speaker 2>that ship, I was like, that's hot as hell too.

733
00:34:55.480 --> 00:34:59.519
<v Speaker 2>It's fucking different. I just like nasty ass ship, Like

734
00:34:59.639 --> 00:35:02.400
<v Speaker 2>that's just fucking like, that's nasty. Like I don't give

735
00:35:02.400 --> 00:35:05.480
<v Speaker 2>a like, look whatever, man, I've done. Disgusting ship too,

736
00:35:05.559 --> 00:35:06.159
<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean.

737
00:35:06.239 --> 00:35:09.559
<v Speaker 1>Like we're all people, we all like dislikes.

738
00:35:09.760 --> 00:35:13.360
<v Speaker 2>I get horrors. I bust. I bust quick as hell

739
00:35:13.440 --> 00:35:16.079
<v Speaker 2>the horse because I'll be like, I'm disgusting and You're

740
00:35:16.119 --> 00:35:18.840
<v Speaker 2>just like, look at me, I gotta rent your pussy

741
00:35:18.880 --> 00:35:21.000
<v Speaker 2>and then look at you, you gotta fucking sell it

742
00:35:21.039 --> 00:35:23.159
<v Speaker 2>to me. Look, we're both disgusting, and I.

743
00:35:23.199 --> 00:35:25.920
<v Speaker 3>Just bust, just like disgusting.

744
00:35:26.079 --> 00:35:27.079
<v Speaker 2>I love that ship.

745
00:35:27.679 --> 00:35:30.760
<v Speaker 1>I love it, all right, mister disgusting. Let's go see

746
00:35:30.760 --> 00:35:33.119
<v Speaker 1>what other cards you get from this Texas.

747
00:35:33.480 --> 00:35:35.199
<v Speaker 2>I hope it's that this is gonna be the ace

748
00:35:35.239 --> 00:35:35.920
<v Speaker 2>of diamonds.

749
00:35:37.039 --> 00:35:41.800
<v Speaker 1>Diamonds, go ahead, all right. So it's a spicy question,

750
00:35:42.239 --> 00:35:45.480
<v Speaker 1>all right. I think they're a little spicy.

751
00:35:45.079 --> 00:35:49.199
<v Speaker 2>But you're a spicy You're a spicy young lady, Alexis Texas.

752
00:35:49.519 --> 00:35:51.760
<v Speaker 1>Like that, how many people have you had sex with

753
00:35:51.960 --> 00:35:52.719
<v Speaker 1>through June.

754
00:36:01.039 --> 00:36:05.440
<v Speaker 2>Alexis you're from You're from Texas, that is correct. How

755
00:36:05.480 --> 00:36:06.800
<v Speaker 2>many ribs have you eaten?

756
00:36:08.119 --> 00:36:10.599
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, because you know I don't eat that.

757
00:36:10.639 --> 00:36:11.199
<v Speaker 2>You don't need me.

758
00:36:12.320 --> 00:36:14.480
<v Speaker 1>It's been but it's been of recent. But I have

759
00:36:14.679 --> 00:36:17.800
<v Speaker 1>back in the day, definitely ate quite a few.

760
00:36:18.440 --> 00:36:19.599
<v Speaker 2>Like you don't even know how many?

761
00:36:19.880 --> 00:36:21.480
<v Speaker 1>But number do you stop counting.

762
00:36:22.119 --> 00:36:27.239
<v Speaker 2>In the sixties and that was fucking twenty something. That

763
00:36:27.360 --> 00:36:28.400
<v Speaker 2>was twenty years ago.

764
00:36:29.679 --> 00:36:33.719
<v Speaker 1>I like it. Medium has been running through that's every state,

765
00:36:33.800 --> 00:36:35.119
<v Speaker 1>every city, every country.

766
00:36:35.239 --> 00:36:37.840
<v Speaker 2>And I don't do one night stands either no, you.

767
00:36:37.800 --> 00:36:40.000
<v Speaker 1>Always repeat event or do you have to have like

768
00:36:40.000 --> 00:36:40.639
<v Speaker 1>a relationship.

769
00:36:40.599 --> 00:36:42.159
<v Speaker 2>I just want to be comfortable with them, you know

770
00:36:42.199 --> 00:36:43.960
<v Speaker 2>what I mean. I gotta be comfortable too.

771
00:36:44.079 --> 00:36:45.719
<v Speaker 1>So do you fuck on the first date or do

772
00:36:45.760 --> 00:36:47.440
<v Speaker 1>you have to like hang out with them? Like how

773
00:36:47.480 --> 00:36:48.000
<v Speaker 1>does that work?

774
00:36:48.039 --> 00:36:50.639
<v Speaker 2>I'll fuck on the first day. And sometimes I remember

775
00:36:50.679 --> 00:36:52.199
<v Speaker 2>I was fucking this young chick and she was like,

776
00:36:52.239 --> 00:36:53.599
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to fuck you in the first date.

777
00:36:53.639 --> 00:36:55.000
<v Speaker 2>You're not going to respect me. And I was like,

778
00:36:55.039 --> 00:36:58.119
<v Speaker 2>I don't respect you right now because if you can't

779
00:36:58.159 --> 00:37:00.159
<v Speaker 2>figure out that I'm a good dude, and then you're

780
00:37:00.159 --> 00:37:02.719
<v Speaker 2>attracted to me and I'm gonna treat you well, yeah,

781
00:37:02.840 --> 00:37:04.360
<v Speaker 2>then you're fucking dumb.

782
00:37:05.719 --> 00:37:07.440
<v Speaker 1>I mean a lot of people hold out though, because

783
00:37:07.440 --> 00:37:10.800
<v Speaker 1>of the perception of I think it's what society perceives.

784
00:37:10.840 --> 00:37:13.159
<v Speaker 1>I feel like again, it's all about energies and how

785
00:37:13.199 --> 00:37:14.760
<v Speaker 1>you perceive each situation.

786
00:37:15.079 --> 00:37:18.679
<v Speaker 2>I agree with you, but but to fucking I guess

787
00:37:18.760 --> 00:37:20.800
<v Speaker 2>I want to I want to deal with somebody that

788
00:37:21.920 --> 00:37:25.639
<v Speaker 2>is that thinks beyond societal norms.

789
00:37:26.480 --> 00:37:29.719
<v Speaker 1>So you say earlier you have intimacy issues, just that,

790
00:37:29.840 --> 00:37:32.039
<v Speaker 1>because why you can't find someone like that? You haven't

791
00:37:32.039 --> 00:37:35.280
<v Speaker 1>found your ideal someone like with all those check marks

792
00:37:35.280 --> 00:37:35.719
<v Speaker 1>that you want?

793
00:37:36.119 --> 00:37:42.440
<v Speaker 2>Well, why do I have intimacy issues or why haven't

794
00:37:42.480 --> 00:37:43.360
<v Speaker 2>I found somebody?

795
00:37:43.360 --> 00:37:45.679
<v Speaker 1>Well? Do you think that you having intimacy issues has

796
00:37:45.719 --> 00:37:48.760
<v Speaker 1>a play of why you haven't found someone and all

797
00:37:48.760 --> 00:37:50.719
<v Speaker 1>these check marks that you want? Because you're not an

798
00:37:50.960 --> 00:37:54.199
<v Speaker 1>unrealistic man. You you know you have You're very vocal

799
00:37:54.239 --> 00:37:55.719
<v Speaker 1>about what you like, what you don't like.

800
00:37:55.840 --> 00:37:58.000
<v Speaker 2>I'll come up with I'll build somebody up and then

801
00:37:58.280 --> 00:38:00.440
<v Speaker 2>i'll pick them apart, and I'll come up with reasons

802
00:38:00.480 --> 00:38:02.719
<v Speaker 2>not to be intimate. And I've and I'm working on

803
00:38:03.079 --> 00:38:05.960
<v Speaker 2>not doing that right now that is that is my

804
00:38:06.039 --> 00:38:08.199
<v Speaker 2>number one goal to not do that. Right now, I'm

805
00:38:08.239 --> 00:38:11.760
<v Speaker 2>forty two. I worked really hard, and I'm looking around

806
00:38:11.800 --> 00:38:14.280
<v Speaker 2>and I'm in a one bedroom apartment, and it's like,

807
00:38:14.760 --> 00:38:16.880
<v Speaker 2>it's dope as hell to get a lot of pussy

808
00:38:16.920 --> 00:38:19.360
<v Speaker 2>when you're twenty seven. But like when you're forty two

809
00:38:20.000 --> 00:38:21.880
<v Speaker 2>and you're in a one bedroom apartment and you're just

810
00:38:21.960 --> 00:38:24.679
<v Speaker 2>knocking down twenty five year olds, it's not that cool.

811
00:38:24.679 --> 00:38:25.360
<v Speaker 2>It's pathetic.

812
00:38:25.480 --> 00:38:26.360
<v Speaker 1>You're all fucked out.

813
00:38:26.559 --> 00:38:28.639
<v Speaker 2>It's just like it's really like, and I'm gonna keep

814
00:38:28.639 --> 00:38:31.400
<v Speaker 2>doing it. Like I'm literally I got one night leave here.

815
00:38:31.800 --> 00:38:33.679
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna have a girl come suck me up, and

816
00:38:33.719 --> 00:38:35.119
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna kick her out the house.

817
00:38:35.320 --> 00:38:37.639
<v Speaker 1>So you can just do this, you know, just a blowjob.

818
00:38:37.679 --> 00:38:38.360
<v Speaker 1>You don't need sex.

819
00:38:38.519 --> 00:38:40.320
<v Speaker 2>Just that's what she wants. She wants to get dogs.

820
00:38:40.320 --> 00:38:41.800
<v Speaker 2>So I'm a dogger, so.

821
00:38:41.719 --> 00:38:43.920
<v Speaker 1>That means dogging means just getting.

822
00:38:43.960 --> 00:38:46.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna say, I'm like, you're gonna come over, You're

823
00:38:46.320 --> 00:38:48.679
<v Speaker 2>not gonna say anything to me, you can't wear perfume.

824
00:38:49.039 --> 00:38:51.000
<v Speaker 2>You're gonna get on your fucking knees, You're gonna suck

825
00:38:51.079 --> 00:38:53.559
<v Speaker 2>me up. I'm gonna gag you at my dick. I

826
00:38:53.599 --> 00:38:56.199
<v Speaker 2>probably won't come, and then I'm gonna put you out

827
00:38:56.199 --> 00:38:56.719
<v Speaker 2>of the house.

828
00:38:57.679 --> 00:38:59.480
<v Speaker 1>I would never go. That sounds like a lot of

829
00:38:59.480 --> 00:39:01.639
<v Speaker 1>work to get ready and go to someone saying he's

830
00:39:01.960 --> 00:39:02.840
<v Speaker 1>not interested.

831
00:39:03.599 --> 00:39:06.000
<v Speaker 2>She doesn't need to be ready. She's all I need

832
00:39:06.079 --> 00:39:06.280
<v Speaker 2>is that.

833
00:39:06.400 --> 00:39:08.880
<v Speaker 1>Hey, different strokes for different folks. I'm not to post it.

834
00:39:08.920 --> 00:39:11.760
<v Speaker 1>Whatever works for you, girlfriend, you keep going get dogged out?

835
00:39:11.960 --> 00:39:14.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like all that shit like that's yeah. I'm like,

836
00:39:15.199 --> 00:39:17.360
<v Speaker 2>if she wants to be treated like a princess, I'll

837
00:39:17.440 --> 00:39:19.280
<v Speaker 2>pet her cheek like Christina Rose.

838
00:39:20.360 --> 00:39:21.920
<v Speaker 1>She didn't like it that you didn't get that commack.

839
00:39:21.960 --> 00:39:22.800
<v Speaker 1>You're gonna do that again?

840
00:39:23.079 --> 00:39:24.840
<v Speaker 2>I bet you she would have liked if I choked

841
00:39:24.840 --> 00:39:27.440
<v Speaker 2>her ass out with this dick and send her ass home.

842
00:39:27.960 --> 00:39:30.480
<v Speaker 1>You like that choking people out with your dick?

843
00:39:32.000 --> 00:39:34.719
<v Speaker 2>Yo? Whatever you like, I like, that's what I like.

844
00:39:35.519 --> 00:39:39.719
<v Speaker 2>I'm fucking easy opportunity. I like coming. I like girls

845
00:39:39.760 --> 00:39:42.559
<v Speaker 2>to come. So whatever you need to come, I'm into

846
00:39:42.559 --> 00:39:43.000
<v Speaker 2>that shit.

847
00:39:43.079 --> 00:39:45.079
<v Speaker 1>You heard that private talk. He likes to come.

848
00:39:45.960 --> 00:39:48.800
<v Speaker 2>You're I like you to come. I want I want

849
00:39:48.840 --> 00:39:51.159
<v Speaker 2>three to one every time. That's what I want, three

850
00:39:51.239 --> 00:39:51.840
<v Speaker 2>nuts to one.

851
00:39:52.480 --> 00:39:55.000
<v Speaker 1>That's pretty fair, all right, The last one is the

852
00:39:55.079 --> 00:39:57.920
<v Speaker 1>spades when which is the naughty question? And it's my

853
00:39:58.119 --> 00:40:02.519
<v Speaker 1>favorite because it's just like my booty, it's fairly really naughty.

854
00:40:03.079 --> 00:40:04.760
<v Speaker 1>So are you ready for your final question?

855
00:40:05.000 --> 00:40:06.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm a fan of that ass.

856
00:40:06.719 --> 00:40:13.800
<v Speaker 1>Oh, So, what is your weirdest sexual experience? You've talked

857
00:40:13.800 --> 00:40:17.119
<v Speaker 1>about many to hear at Private Talk and for me

858
00:40:17.159 --> 00:40:20.199
<v Speaker 1>to ask you weirdest, I've asked this question on some

859
00:40:20.280 --> 00:40:22.119
<v Speaker 1>other episodes, but for me, I feel like I had

860
00:40:22.119 --> 00:40:24.320
<v Speaker 1>to repeat and come back to this one because for you,

861
00:40:24.519 --> 00:40:26.719
<v Speaker 1>I feel like you're going to take the cake, like

862
00:40:26.760 --> 00:40:29.559
<v Speaker 1>if there was a topping, you're going to be here

863
00:40:29.599 --> 00:40:30.320
<v Speaker 1>at Private Talk?

864
00:40:32.800 --> 00:40:39.079
<v Speaker 2>What is my weirdest sexual I don't fucking huh?

865
00:40:40.199 --> 00:40:40.440
<v Speaker 1>Did I?

866
00:40:41.280 --> 00:40:44.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Like all my experiences really there. I don't know

867
00:40:44.480 --> 00:40:46.480
<v Speaker 2>if they're weird or I don't I don't know if

868
00:40:46.480 --> 00:40:51.119
<v Speaker 2>they're weird or what. Oh, here's one, here's here's here's

869
00:40:51.119 --> 00:40:53.719
<v Speaker 2>the one that was dope. So back in the day,

870
00:40:53.760 --> 00:40:55.840
<v Speaker 2>I was flipping pills and I was fucking with this

871
00:40:55.920 --> 00:40:59.840
<v Speaker 2>I was fucking with this maximum model chick. And so

872
00:41:00.360 --> 00:41:03.159
<v Speaker 2>we're just on the bed, We're doing ketamine like a motherfucker,

873
00:41:03.199 --> 00:41:06.159
<v Speaker 2>Like we're just blowing lines a K and my homeboy.

874
00:41:06.239 --> 00:41:09.880
<v Speaker 2>He's married, and his wife like as soon as she

875
00:41:09.960 --> 00:41:11.920
<v Speaker 2>got the kids out of them, she just started holding

876
00:41:11.960 --> 00:41:13.880
<v Speaker 2>back on the pussy. And we used to run trains

877
00:41:13.920 --> 00:41:19.719
<v Speaker 2>on girls and shit. So I'm like, I'm like, actually

878
00:41:19.760 --> 00:41:23.079
<v Speaker 2>this is another there was another good all right, I'm

879
00:41:23.079 --> 00:41:24.599
<v Speaker 2>switching the sexual experience.

880
00:41:24.679 --> 00:41:27.159
<v Speaker 1>You ready that somebody be good then, because that one

881
00:41:27.239 --> 00:41:28.639
<v Speaker 1>was going somewhere that I feel like.

882
00:41:29.079 --> 00:41:30.960
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I couldn't tell you both, but I feel

883
00:41:30.960 --> 00:41:31.960
<v Speaker 2>like we're running out of town.

884
00:41:32.199 --> 00:41:33.400
<v Speaker 1>Tell me the best.

885
00:41:34.119 --> 00:41:36.440
<v Speaker 2>This this one I was telling I was telling John

886
00:41:36.519 --> 00:41:40.159
<v Speaker 2>this one. Well, I'm I'm at this place called Spaceland,

887
00:41:40.159 --> 00:41:43.320
<v Speaker 2>which is in Silver Lake. It's not called Spaceland no more.

888
00:41:43.400 --> 00:41:45.440
<v Speaker 2>I meet these two girls. They work for a Hunter

889
00:41:45.639 --> 00:41:48.199
<v Speaker 2>s Thompson. I'm fucking they know me from Jenny Jones.

890
00:41:48.199 --> 00:41:53.079
<v Speaker 2>This is twenty something years ago. I'm like, they're like,

891
00:41:53.320 --> 00:41:56.719
<v Speaker 2>it's like one o'clock. They're like, you know, you know

892
00:41:56.760 --> 00:41:59.920
<v Speaker 2>where we can get a strap on? And I was like, yeah,

893
00:42:00.239 --> 00:42:02.199
<v Speaker 2>as a matter of fact, I'll buy you a strap

894
00:42:02.280 --> 00:42:05.440
<v Speaker 2>on if I can watch you use that motherfucker. And

895
00:42:05.480 --> 00:42:09.320
<v Speaker 2>she's like, looks at her homegirl and she was like, yeah,

896
00:42:09.360 --> 00:42:11.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm with that ship. I'm like, bet, and one's cuter

897
00:42:12.079 --> 00:42:13.760
<v Speaker 2>than the other. One is like a cute nerd. The

898
00:42:13.760 --> 00:42:18.079
<v Speaker 2>other one is just like a regular. The one's fuckable.

899
00:42:18.159 --> 00:42:20.320
<v Speaker 2>It's just it's not like I'm going to fucking show

900
00:42:20.320 --> 00:42:22.440
<v Speaker 2>it to my homeboy, Like look what I knocked down,

901
00:42:22.480 --> 00:42:25.280
<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean. So I'm with and I'm

902
00:42:25.280 --> 00:42:28.800
<v Speaker 2>with this Jewish motherfucker and I'm Josh, and I'm like,

903
00:42:29.480 --> 00:42:33.079
<v Speaker 2>and he's from Flint shout out to Josh. I'm like, yo, Josh,

904
00:42:33.599 --> 00:42:35.920
<v Speaker 2>come on, bro, we just hit a lick. He was like,

905
00:42:35.960 --> 00:42:38.280
<v Speaker 2>what's the lick? I said, don't worry to worry about it.

906
00:42:38.360 --> 00:42:40.480
<v Speaker 2>We got that shit. I ain't have a car at

907
00:42:40.519 --> 00:42:43.480
<v Speaker 2>the time, and we couldn't go back to my house

908
00:42:43.719 --> 00:42:46.440
<v Speaker 2>because I was living in Korea Town and a rat

909
00:42:46.519 --> 00:42:49.559
<v Speaker 2>died in my wall, so it smelled like dead rat

910
00:42:49.639 --> 00:42:51.559
<v Speaker 2>in my fucking crib. And I'm like, I can't take

911
00:42:51.599 --> 00:42:54.559
<v Speaker 2>these bitches to a house that smells like dead rat.

912
00:42:54.760 --> 00:43:02.000
<v Speaker 2>So no, it's not sexy dead rat sexy fellas remember

913
00:43:02.039 --> 00:43:06.000
<v Speaker 2>that shit. So we're like driving down, We're they're following us.

914
00:43:06.239 --> 00:43:08.960
<v Speaker 2>We stop at Hollywood in Western there was a sex

915
00:43:09.039 --> 00:43:11.239
<v Speaker 2>shot there. I roll up in that bitch. It's just

916
00:43:11.320 --> 00:43:14.119
<v Speaker 2>me solo, and I get a fucking pink strap on

917
00:43:14.159 --> 00:43:16.159
<v Speaker 2>a dude looking at me like I'm half a fag

918
00:43:16.239 --> 00:43:18.559
<v Speaker 2>or some shit. He's like, all right, dude, with your

919
00:43:18.559 --> 00:43:20.840
<v Speaker 2>fucking weird pink strap on, I'm about to get pegged,

920
00:43:20.880 --> 00:43:22.639
<v Speaker 2>and like, don't worry about it. That's why you're working

921
00:43:22.639 --> 00:43:24.199
<v Speaker 2>here at two in the morning. And I'm about to

922
00:43:24.239 --> 00:43:27.519
<v Speaker 2>go fuck these girls. So me and we end up

923
00:43:27.599 --> 00:43:32.039
<v Speaker 2>in like this shithole apartment that Josh lives in. It's

924
00:43:32.079 --> 00:43:34.599
<v Speaker 2>in West Hollywood where all the fucking Russians where it's

925
00:43:34.639 --> 00:43:37.559
<v Speaker 2>all nice now but likes this was two thousand and two.

926
00:43:38.119 --> 00:43:42.159
<v Speaker 2>So we're in bed. He's got the shitty car, he's

927
00:43:42.199 --> 00:43:47.440
<v Speaker 2>got that shitty rundown trap house, fucking dusty brown carpet

928
00:43:47.519 --> 00:43:50.760
<v Speaker 2>looking looking like it needs some lotion, ashy ass carpet,

929
00:43:51.360 --> 00:43:54.119
<v Speaker 2>and he's got a cat and it's brightest heell in

930
00:43:54.159 --> 00:43:56.800
<v Speaker 2>his fucking room, like the mood lighting is fucking whack

931
00:43:58.440 --> 00:44:01.559
<v Speaker 2>in the fucking ugly one is fucking the hot one

932
00:44:01.840 --> 00:44:05.320
<v Speaker 2>with the strap on, and she's banging it out, and

933
00:44:05.400 --> 00:44:07.960
<v Speaker 2>me and Josh are both on boats ends of bed

934
00:44:08.000 --> 00:44:09.760
<v Speaker 2>and we looking at each other like this ship is

935
00:44:09.800 --> 00:44:13.920
<v Speaker 2>but fucking man us And then so I'm like, I

936
00:44:13.960 --> 00:44:16.679
<v Speaker 2>take my dick out and she starts jerking me off.

937
00:44:16.719 --> 00:44:21.039
<v Speaker 2>So Josh takes his dick out. The pretty one that's

938
00:44:21.039 --> 00:44:23.920
<v Speaker 2>getting fucked starts jerking us off, like ski polling that

939
00:44:24.000 --> 00:44:28.079
<v Speaker 2>ship like wop wop, wop wop wop, like like shake weaight,

940
00:44:28.239 --> 00:44:31.400
<v Speaker 2>so on the motherfucking dick. She's shake waiting the dick

941
00:44:31.840 --> 00:44:34.760
<v Speaker 2>and both and like usually I don't like like looking

942
00:44:34.760 --> 00:44:37.400
<v Speaker 2>at dudes while I got like while my dick is out,

943
00:44:37.440 --> 00:44:39.559
<v Speaker 2>but I'm looking at my man like this ship is

944
00:44:39.599 --> 00:44:41.639
<v Speaker 2>the ship and he's like, yeah, this is the ship.

945
00:44:42.159 --> 00:44:45.679
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, yo, can we fuck? And They're like, yeah,

946
00:44:45.800 --> 00:44:49.559
<v Speaker 2>you can fuck at that. And here's the deal. I'm

947
00:44:49.639 --> 00:44:53.480
<v Speaker 2>really I was. I was mister raw dog because I

948
00:44:53.599 --> 00:44:56.639
<v Speaker 2>was poor, like and like fuck it, like when you're poor,

949
00:44:57.079 --> 00:44:59.159
<v Speaker 2>you go raw. You got nothing to fucking.

950
00:44:58.880 --> 00:45:00.800
<v Speaker 1>Lose tes ap at one time.

951
00:45:01.360 --> 00:45:04.039
<v Speaker 2>Never, but I wish, I wish I would have just

952
00:45:04.079 --> 00:45:05.000
<v Speaker 2>for just to say I.

953
00:45:04.920 --> 00:45:07.239
<v Speaker 1>Could just I've heard stories of guys doing that.

954
00:45:07.480 --> 00:45:09.199
<v Speaker 2>I just so I could have said yes to that

955
00:45:09.239 --> 00:45:11.920
<v Speaker 2>fucking question. I wish I did saran wrap my dick.

956
00:45:12.599 --> 00:45:15.639
<v Speaker 2>So we're in fucking Josh's house and we go to

957
00:45:15.760 --> 00:45:19.719
<v Speaker 2>we go to get the motherfucking condoms, and I don't

958
00:45:19.760 --> 00:45:21.960
<v Speaker 2>know where the fucking condoms are because I don't live

959
00:45:21.960 --> 00:45:25.440
<v Speaker 2>in Josh's fucking house. And he runs into the bathroom

960
00:45:25.559 --> 00:45:28.039
<v Speaker 2>and comes out with the fucking magnum and I'm like,

961
00:45:28.280 --> 00:45:30.920
<v Speaker 2>where are the condoms at dog? He's like, they're in

962
00:45:30.960 --> 00:45:34.239
<v Speaker 2>the bathroom. So I'm in the bathroom like Ossie is

963
00:45:34.280 --> 00:45:36.599
<v Speaker 2>fucking toilet paper and lotion. I'm like, where the fucking

964
00:45:36.639 --> 00:45:38.840
<v Speaker 2>but where bro where? He's like in the drawer And

965
00:45:38.880 --> 00:45:41.039
<v Speaker 2>I open up the drawer and it's some busted ass

966
00:45:41.119 --> 00:45:43.800
<v Speaker 2>lifestyles that they give you at the fucking clinic when

967
00:45:43.840 --> 00:45:46.239
<v Speaker 2>you go to get a fucking age test. And I

968
00:45:46.320 --> 00:45:48.679
<v Speaker 2>go in there and I fucking I open it up

969
00:45:48.719 --> 00:45:51.480
<v Speaker 2>and it's like so old. It's like fucking like it's

970
00:45:51.559 --> 00:45:54.599
<v Speaker 2>Mamma fied, like like you open it and it sounds

971
00:45:54.679 --> 00:45:57.320
<v Speaker 2>like the fucking Indiana Jones when he opens the tomb.

972
00:45:57.360 --> 00:46:02.239
<v Speaker 2>It's like dust is coming off that motherfucker. I don't

973
00:46:02.239 --> 00:46:05.239
<v Speaker 2>even know if it's fucking lubricated. And I'm like, hell no,

974
00:46:05.360 --> 00:46:07.360
<v Speaker 2>And I can barely fuck with e condom as it

975
00:46:07.480 --> 00:46:11.599
<v Speaker 2>is and turns out, here's here's a secret. I thought

976
00:46:11.679 --> 00:46:14.559
<v Speaker 2>my dick was way smaller than it was. It just

977
00:46:14.719 --> 00:46:18.400
<v Speaker 2>happened that I happened to be around giant dick individuals

978
00:46:18.519 --> 00:46:21.639
<v Speaker 2>I had. I like my dick. My dick is like

979
00:46:21.639 --> 00:46:24.679
<v Speaker 2>a point guard on a basketball team. It's bigger than

980
00:46:24.679 --> 00:46:29.920
<v Speaker 2>most people's, but compared to everybody else's, it's the shortest

981
00:46:29.960 --> 00:46:33.719
<v Speaker 2>one there. So like, I got point guard dick, and

982
00:46:33.760 --> 00:46:38.159
<v Speaker 2>I got this fucking tiny ass dry, fucking dehydrated and

983
00:46:38.159 --> 00:46:41.079
<v Speaker 2>needed some water lifestyle, and I'm putting it on my

984
00:46:41.199 --> 00:46:44.639
<v Speaker 2>dick and it's like going soft as it's happening, and

985
00:46:44.719 --> 00:46:48.440
<v Speaker 2>I go to fuck this girl with this getting choked out,

986
00:46:48.480 --> 00:46:51.760
<v Speaker 2>and guess guess who. Josh gets the fucking hot one.

987
00:46:52.119 --> 00:46:54.920
<v Speaker 2>He's fucking the hot one on the fucking floor. And

988
00:46:54.960 --> 00:46:59.199
<v Speaker 2>I got this fucking ugly ass broad in his bed

989
00:46:59.599 --> 00:47:01.920
<v Speaker 2>and and I'm trying to fuck and the cats at

990
00:47:01.960 --> 00:47:04.480
<v Speaker 2>the edge of the bed staring at me, and I'm

991
00:47:04.519 --> 00:47:06.880
<v Speaker 2>like looking at the cat and like I'm trying to

992
00:47:06.920 --> 00:47:08.960
<v Speaker 2>get my dick hard, and the cat's like, you a

993
00:47:09.079 --> 00:47:12.000
<v Speaker 2>lame motherfucker, and I'm like, fuck you, cat, And I'm

994
00:47:12.000 --> 00:47:14.320
<v Speaker 2>like trying to like finger fuck her get her ship

995
00:47:14.559 --> 00:47:18.880
<v Speaker 2>and guess what, she had cave pussy. This bitch had

996
00:47:18.880 --> 00:47:22.039
<v Speaker 2>a motherfucking cave pussy. So I stick my dick in

997
00:47:22.119 --> 00:47:25.360
<v Speaker 2>this bitch. I'm like freaking the fuck out because I'm

998
00:47:25.400 --> 00:47:27.599
<v Speaker 2>just trying to keep my dick hard and I can't

999
00:47:27.599 --> 00:47:30.119
<v Speaker 2>feel a fucking thing. It's I might as well have

1000
00:47:30.280 --> 00:47:35.400
<v Speaker 2>just stick my deck out that window. It's just like nothing,

1001
00:47:35.679 --> 00:47:38.559
<v Speaker 2>like I'm feeling fucking nothing, and I'm like trying. I'm

1002
00:47:38.599 --> 00:47:42.320
<v Speaker 2>trying to yo as it's happening. Like I'm feeling my

1003
00:47:42.400 --> 00:47:45.440
<v Speaker 2>dick go soft, and for fellas, that like its choking.

1004
00:47:45.480 --> 00:47:46.960
<v Speaker 2>You're like, don't let your dick go soft. And the

1005
00:47:46.960 --> 00:47:48.719
<v Speaker 2>more you saying don't let your dick go soft, your

1006
00:47:48.719 --> 00:47:51.400
<v Speaker 2>dick is like fuck that, I'm going, oh yeah, it's

1007
00:47:51.559 --> 00:47:53.840
<v Speaker 2>you already lost. It's like when you're shooting, Like when

1008
00:47:53.840 --> 00:47:56.800
<v Speaker 2>you're shooting the free throw, you gotta focus on making

1009
00:47:56.840 --> 00:47:59.119
<v Speaker 2>the free throw. You know, you don't focus on missing

1010
00:47:59.119 --> 00:48:02.599
<v Speaker 2>the free throw. Don't miss, you gotta make. So I'm like, okay, Doug,

1011
00:48:02.679 --> 00:48:04.920
<v Speaker 2>like this shit ain't working. I'm like, let me take

1012
00:48:04.960 --> 00:48:06.639
<v Speaker 2>that shit off. Can you have me off a little

1013
00:48:06.639 --> 00:48:08.159
<v Speaker 2>bit so we can do that and she's like, no,

1014
00:48:08.360 --> 00:48:11.239
<v Speaker 2>you gotta. I need you to keep the cond of

1015
00:48:11.320 --> 00:48:14.800
<v Speaker 2>bond while you I'm like, are you fucking kidding me, dude.

1016
00:48:14.840 --> 00:48:17.679
<v Speaker 2>You're in this dirt fucking apartment, there's a cat on

1017
00:48:17.719 --> 00:48:19.320
<v Speaker 2>the edge of the bed and out and this is

1018
00:48:19.320 --> 00:48:21.400
<v Speaker 2>where you work for Hunter S. Thompson, and this is

1019
00:48:21.400 --> 00:48:24.440
<v Speaker 2>where you draw the fucking line sucking my fucking dick

1020
00:48:24.679 --> 00:48:27.280
<v Speaker 2>without a fuck with a you'd rather have this dry

1021
00:48:27.360 --> 00:48:30.840
<v Speaker 2>ass rubber. And she's like yeah. So, like we're trying it.

1022
00:48:30.920 --> 00:48:32.960
<v Speaker 2>I can't fucking get it. I can't get my shit

1023
00:48:34.239 --> 00:48:37.679
<v Speaker 2>to town. Josh is beating the fucking pussy up on

1024
00:48:37.719 --> 00:48:41.840
<v Speaker 2>the ground, and I try, and I try, and finally

1025
00:48:41.840 --> 00:48:43.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, you know what, man, fuck this. I'm looking

1026
00:48:43.880 --> 00:48:45.760
<v Speaker 2>at the cat. I'm like, fuck you cat. I'm looking

1027
00:48:45.760 --> 00:48:48.280
<v Speaker 2>at the girl. I'm like, thanks a fucking lot, Like

1028
00:48:48.320 --> 00:48:50.320
<v Speaker 2>I just and I dropped seventy five dollars on the

1029
00:48:50.360 --> 00:48:53.119
<v Speaker 2>strap on. Josh gets to fuck the fucking hot chick

1030
00:48:53.400 --> 00:48:55.920
<v Speaker 2>and now I'm fucking butt naked on the couch in

1031
00:48:55.960 --> 00:48:58.880
<v Speaker 2>the next room while and I can see Josh. He's

1032
00:48:59.079 --> 00:49:01.599
<v Speaker 2>he's in the doorway beating up the pussy and I'm

1033
00:49:01.639 --> 00:49:04.360
<v Speaker 2>like sitting there and I'm smoking a cigarette. I'm just

1034
00:49:04.440 --> 00:49:06.440
<v Speaker 2>like thinking about life, you know what I mean, You

1035
00:49:06.440 --> 00:49:09.480
<v Speaker 2>think about life, decisions, how to get here, all of

1036
00:49:09.480 --> 00:49:14.599
<v Speaker 2>these shit. I'm like, this whole ass motherfucker. This whole

1037
00:49:14.639 --> 00:49:18.159
<v Speaker 2>ass motherfucker. And Josh, Josh the type of dude that

1038
00:49:18.199 --> 00:49:21.639
<v Speaker 2>will collect the money for for the restaurant and keep

1039
00:49:21.719 --> 00:49:23.320
<v Speaker 2>some of the tip money, you know what I'm saying,

1040
00:49:23.360 --> 00:49:27.039
<v Speaker 2>Like Josh, Like Josh, that dude, you know. And I'm like, hey, Josh,

1041
00:49:27.079 --> 00:49:29.360
<v Speaker 2>so switch up the pussy. Nah Nah, I'm good. I'm like,

1042
00:49:29.440 --> 00:49:31.639
<v Speaker 2>come on, bro, let's switch it up. Nah No, I'm good.

1043
00:49:32.039 --> 00:49:34.000
<v Speaker 2>So I'm like, all right, man, fuck it. So now

1044
00:49:34.000 --> 00:49:39.199
<v Speaker 2>I'm smoking the cigarette. Josh Buss, Josh Buss, And I'm like,

1045
00:49:39.800 --> 00:49:43.079
<v Speaker 2>all right, cool. It's three in the morning, it's late.

1046
00:49:43.599 --> 00:49:45.840
<v Speaker 2>The girl gets up and she's wearing a fucking she's

1047
00:49:45.880 --> 00:49:48.519
<v Speaker 2>wearing a nerdy school girl outfit. She's got the fucking

1048
00:49:48.559 --> 00:49:51.000
<v Speaker 2>skirt on the ship and she's like, I never came.

1049
00:49:52.119 --> 00:49:54.679
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, you never came. I was like looking at

1050
00:49:54.760 --> 00:49:59.920
<v Speaker 2>Josh like lame. You know what I'm saying, Like, automator came.

1051
00:50:00.039 --> 00:50:01.639
<v Speaker 2>If I could have got my dick hard and I

1052
00:50:01.679 --> 00:50:04.639
<v Speaker 2>didn't have a bullshit ass, dry ass motherfucking condom in

1053
00:50:04.719 --> 00:50:06.679
<v Speaker 2>the fucking cave pussy that I had to stick my

1054
00:50:06.719 --> 00:50:09.880
<v Speaker 2>dick in, you know whatever. So she was like, you

1055
00:50:09.920 --> 00:50:12.719
<v Speaker 2>want to see me come? And we're like, fuck, yeah,

1056
00:50:12.840 --> 00:50:14.559
<v Speaker 2>we want to see Oh, I forgot to tell you.

1057
00:50:14.599 --> 00:50:16.719
<v Speaker 2>When Josh was about to come, he told the fucking

1058
00:50:16.719 --> 00:50:18.559
<v Speaker 2>girl with the cave pussy to come over. He's like,

1059
00:50:18.639 --> 00:50:21.440
<v Speaker 2>rub my balls, rub my balls. Yeah, oh yeah, rub

1060
00:50:21.440 --> 00:50:23.679
<v Speaker 2>my balls. So he's fucking you know, he's got like

1061
00:50:23.679 --> 00:50:27.440
<v Speaker 2>the Jewish jackson, come on baby. Yeah. So like he's

1062
00:50:27.480 --> 00:50:30.679
<v Speaker 2>fucking getting his balls rubbed by the fucking cave pussy

1063
00:50:30.679 --> 00:50:33.679
<v Speaker 2>while he's beating up the fucking other ship and he's like, ah,

1064
00:50:33.960 --> 00:50:36.360
<v Speaker 2>he busts all over. And then that's when the girls

1065
00:50:36.440 --> 00:50:38.719
<v Speaker 2>like I never came, and I'm sitting in the other

1066
00:50:38.800 --> 00:50:43.719
<v Speaker 2>room like me fucking neither, smoking a fucking cigarette. She's like,

1067
00:50:44.000 --> 00:50:46.960
<v Speaker 2>do you want to see me come? We're like, fuck yeah,

1068
00:50:47.039 --> 00:50:50.920
<v Speaker 2>let's see you come. Like somebody shit, somebody besides Josh

1069
00:50:51.000 --> 00:50:55.039
<v Speaker 2>should fucking come. So she stands up, she pulls her

1070
00:50:55.079 --> 00:50:59.119
<v Speaker 2>skirt up with one hand, and she grabs her fucking

1071
00:50:59.159 --> 00:51:01.039
<v Speaker 2>thing with the other hand, and she starts doing the

1072
00:51:01.119 --> 00:51:07.239
<v Speaker 2>fingershit mad fast. Now you're talking about squirting. She's doing

1073
00:51:07.280 --> 00:51:09.760
<v Speaker 2>this shit. She's like, I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come,

1074
00:51:09.880 --> 00:51:13.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna come, and she fucking squirts all over the

1075
00:51:13.480 --> 00:51:15.840
<v Speaker 2>goddamn thing. I don't think it's squirted. I think it's pissed.

1076
00:51:15.880 --> 00:51:19.920
<v Speaker 2>But whatever, she squirted all over the carpet. She just

1077
00:51:19.960 --> 00:51:25.519
<v Speaker 2>blah blah blah blah blah, standing up, standing up, squirts

1078
00:51:25.599 --> 00:51:29.440
<v Speaker 2>all over the carpet. Josh was like hell yeah, and uh,

1079
00:51:29.559 --> 00:51:33.320
<v Speaker 2>this motherfucker Josh, he's hype as hell. Somehow his dick

1080
00:51:33.440 --> 00:51:35.800
<v Speaker 2>is hard again, and he was like, you wanna go again?

1081
00:51:36.400 --> 00:51:38.719
<v Speaker 2>I like the fuck. And he starts banging his dick

1082
00:51:38.800 --> 00:51:42.199
<v Speaker 2>back and forth against his fucking legs like yeah, like

1083
00:51:42.280 --> 00:51:45.000
<v Speaker 2>fucking brick, brick brick, like yo, I like the fuck,

1084
00:51:45.239 --> 00:51:47.039
<v Speaker 2>let me fuck, And the girls are looking at him

1085
00:51:47.039 --> 00:51:49.039
<v Speaker 2>like dog, it's like three thirty in the morning, man,

1086
00:51:49.079 --> 00:51:51.559
<v Speaker 2>we're fucking tired. And as he's saying, I like the fuck,

1087
00:51:51.639 --> 00:51:55.840
<v Speaker 2>let's fuck, the cat comes over and eats the pussy,

1088
00:51:55.920 --> 00:52:00.400
<v Speaker 2>juice off the motherfucking carpet. Dog. The cat eats the pussy.

1089
00:52:00.599 --> 00:52:03.559
<v Speaker 1>Sounds like everyone had fun, but you and.

1090
00:52:03.559 --> 00:52:06.480
<v Speaker 2>The big pussy chick, well she rubbed the balls.

1091
00:52:06.519 --> 00:52:08.440
<v Speaker 1>Maybe that did something good for her, who knows.

1092
00:52:08.320 --> 00:52:12.519
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and so like and they're like, no, we don't

1093
00:52:12.519 --> 00:52:15.360
<v Speaker 2>want to fuck the cats eating our pussy Like this

1094
00:52:15.440 --> 00:52:18.480
<v Speaker 2>is this is a real bug. It's like, you know,

1095
00:52:18.519 --> 00:52:20.679
<v Speaker 2>when you come, you kind of like come to and

1096
00:52:20.840 --> 00:52:24.039
<v Speaker 2>it was like that moment of it was the awakening.

1097
00:52:24.079 --> 00:52:27.239
<v Speaker 2>They're like, We're in some shipthole apartment in the rushing

1098
00:52:27.280 --> 00:52:31.760
<v Speaker 2>part of fucking Hollywood with this dirt, fucking dirt carpet

1099
00:52:31.760 --> 00:52:34.119
<v Speaker 2>and the cats eating my cum off of there. And

1100
00:52:34.119 --> 00:52:36.760
<v Speaker 2>they're like, I think we're gonna get going now. And

1101
00:52:36.840 --> 00:52:38.719
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, all right, that's cool. And they're about to

1102
00:52:38.800 --> 00:52:41.320
<v Speaker 2>leave and they're like, can we have the strap on?

1103
00:52:41.559 --> 00:52:44.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, yeah, man, just take the like what am

1104
00:52:44.039 --> 00:52:44.800
<v Speaker 2>I gonna do with it?

1105
00:52:45.599 --> 00:52:48.039
<v Speaker 1>You know, like an investment?

1106
00:52:48.639 --> 00:52:50.760
<v Speaker 2>So I give her the fucking strap on and then

1107
00:52:50.800 --> 00:52:53.679
<v Speaker 2>I have to take a fucking gypsy cab because this

1108
00:52:53.760 --> 00:52:57.199
<v Speaker 2>is pre uber and uh so I had to take

1109
00:52:57.239 --> 00:52:59.400
<v Speaker 2>a gypsy cab back to fucking k Town.

1110
00:53:00.119 --> 00:53:02.039
<v Speaker 1>That definitely sounds like a weird experience.

1111
00:53:02.480 --> 00:53:05.280
<v Speaker 2>So that's one of my weirder fucking sex experiences.

1112
00:53:05.360 --> 00:53:07.400
<v Speaker 1>Well, I appreciate you sharing that with us at the

1113
00:53:07.400 --> 00:53:10.639
<v Speaker 1>Private Talk. I thank you for you being so open

1114
00:53:10.679 --> 00:53:12.719
<v Speaker 1>and candid with us and my listeners. I hope you

1115
00:53:12.719 --> 00:53:15.199
<v Speaker 1>guys are enjoying this. Thank you so much for being

1116
00:53:15.239 --> 00:53:18.599
<v Speaker 1>a guest on. Yeah, thank you Private Talk. And I

1117
00:53:18.639 --> 00:53:21.079
<v Speaker 1>can't wait for the next episode. We will see who

1118
00:53:21.440 --> 00:53:22.280
<v Speaker 1>we have next.

1119
00:53:22.440 --> 00:53:23.719
<v Speaker 2>Can I plug my book?

1120
00:53:23.840 --> 00:53:26.239
<v Speaker 1>Oh you can, of course. Let my listeners know where

1121
00:53:26.239 --> 00:53:28.400
<v Speaker 1>we can find your book. Your social media is let

1122
00:53:28.480 --> 00:53:28.679
<v Speaker 1>us know.

1123
00:53:29.039 --> 00:53:31.199
<v Speaker 2>All right, So I got an ill mean page is

1124
00:53:31.280 --> 00:53:34.039
<v Speaker 2>one more Jude O n E M O R E

1125
00:53:34.199 --> 00:53:37.079
<v Speaker 2>j Ude gotta type in the whole thing. I'm shadow

1126
00:53:37.159 --> 00:53:41.400
<v Speaker 2>band imagine that you're doing. I know right, motherfuckers. The

1127
00:53:41.440 --> 00:53:45.079
<v Speaker 2>book is Hyena. Now, if you're not sure about this shit,

1128
00:53:45.119 --> 00:53:47.800
<v Speaker 2>you can go listen to it for free on YouTube

1129
00:53:47.840 --> 00:53:51.480
<v Speaker 2>because somebody fucking bootleg my shit. What the fuck ever,

1130
00:53:51.599 --> 00:53:53.840
<v Speaker 2>I ain't getting paid that much off of it. Anyway,

1131
00:53:54.119 --> 00:53:56.119
<v Speaker 2>If you do do that and you enjoy it, please

1132
00:53:56.159 --> 00:53:57.000
<v Speaker 2>go on Amazon.

1133
00:53:57.280 --> 00:53:59.199
<v Speaker 1>But the fact that you just said that, I feel

1134
00:53:59.199 --> 00:54:01.679
<v Speaker 1>like you know you're you're not talking up you just say.

1135
00:54:01.719 --> 00:54:03.239
<v Speaker 1>But if you can say that, they should go out

1136
00:54:03.239 --> 00:54:04.920
<v Speaker 1>and buy your books. So Private Talk go out and

1137
00:54:04.920 --> 00:54:08.360
<v Speaker 1>buy the book. Support Rude Jude, I love you. Thank

1138
00:54:08.360 --> 00:54:09.800
<v Speaker 1>you so much for being here. It's been to