Speaker 1: And before I get to my game, I was thinking
Speaker 1: about this and I took my break and you were
Speaker 1: explaining to me about like cave pussy. Are there any
Speaker 1: other descriptive pussies that you like? Whatever? Because I feel
Speaker 1: like there's a whole different philosophy out there that Private
Speaker 1: Talk doesn't know about it and even myself. So can you,
Speaker 1: you know, elaborate on that topic or is their name
Speaker 1: at all?
Speaker 2: Or like everyone like I was shitting on cave pussy
Speaker 2: and some of these girls like, oh yeah, I don't
Speaker 2: got that cave pussy. But you know what's almost as
Speaker 2: bad as cave.
Speaker 1: Pussy, almost as bad.
Speaker 2: Let us know, fucking shallow ass type pussy. Like when
Speaker 2: I like, I got a medium dick, right, like medium
Speaker 2: if you will, it's medium, And like when a girl
Speaker 2: can't take all my dick, but what I'm a constitute.
Speaker 1: They're running away, they're saying it hurts, I mean, like whatever,
Speaker 1: Like let my listeners know they're doing all.
Speaker 2: Right, like they're doing They're they're doing two things. It's
Speaker 2: either the basketball ship like they posting up, or they're
Speaker 2: doing the stopping the name of love when you're trying
Speaker 2: to get you trying to get Yeah, they're trying to
Speaker 2: heisman your motherfucking ass, and it's like, yo, I'm trying
Speaker 2: to get in the motherfucking pussy.
Speaker 1: And you never big booty cheeks. If you like really
Speaker 1: like angle your booty a certain way, it's it's better
Speaker 1: for me, not for you.
Speaker 2: Well what yo, hey, real talk like for most women
Speaker 2: out there, if the dick is hard, they're fucking happy.
Speaker 2: And if you're coming, I'm fucking stoked. Like my pet
Speaker 2: peeve is like like a girl would be riding me
Speaker 2: and start rubbing my nuts and I'm like, are you
Speaker 2: gonna come off of you rubbing my nuts? And they're like, no, No,
Speaker 2: you're a pleaser.
Speaker 1: You want them to come more times than you come yourself.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, I usually eat the pussy and start off
Speaker 2: another head, like I'm starting off house money. I come
Speaker 2: from a neighborhood where one you can't if you nut fast,
Speaker 2: you get clowned on, and two if you're not good
Speaker 2: at fucking the girl, you ain't shit.
Speaker 1: And everyone just talk about this in the neighborhood.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like you get a motherfuck This was this is
Speaker 2: pre internet. They had Yelp reviews on a motherfucker's dick
Speaker 2: and there's been.
Speaker 1: Times for real life.
Speaker 2: What's that ye produce?
Speaker 1: Yelp reviews on dicks?
Speaker 2: Yo, everybody knew who could fuck and who couldn't fuck,
Speaker 2: and everybody knew who had a big dick, who had
Speaker 2: a bat who had a little dick like them, chicks
Speaker 2: are talk.
Speaker 1: Those girls were fast and real talk.
Speaker 2: When I fuck a girl like I want, when I
Speaker 2: walk into a party, I'm like, all of their girls
Speaker 2: know everything about my dick.
Speaker 1: So what was the reviews about your dick?
Speaker 2: Dude, Well, I'm gonna tell you something. Start rating, did
Speaker 2: you get I'll be real, I'll keep it. I'll keep
Speaker 2: it one zillion billion trillion with you. I'm from the
Speaker 2: nineties and back in the day, black dudes didn't eat pussy,
Speaker 2: and I wouldn't eat pussy either, because the first chick
Speaker 2: I ever fucked, her pussy smelled like a swamp like it.
Speaker 1: Was like, Yo, you attempt to go down there and
Speaker 1: just do like the worm or you were just like
Speaker 1: going down there.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be My dad was from the My dad
Speaker 2: is an Italian dude, and he was he's his parents
Speaker 2: are depression era, and I would make food and if
Speaker 2: I ain't like it, I throw it out, and if
Speaker 2: my dad caught me throwing out food, he would make
Speaker 2: me go in the trash, dig out the food out
Speaker 2: the trash, and eat that ship. Now me eating a
Speaker 2: fucking dirt pussy, ain't that bad after eating some scrambled
Speaker 2: eggs out the fucking trash. So I remember the first
Speaker 2: time I ate some fucking stinking ass pussy. I'm eating
Speaker 2: this ship. It was on this girl with speaking of
Speaker 2: long ass, I write, I write about it in my book.
Speaker 2: And I'm sure she was a sweetheart. It was this
Speaker 2: poor girl, but her ass was like a cookie pan.
Speaker 2: It was just this long, flat booty. And I remember
Speaker 2: she would like bend over to turn turn the TV.
Speaker 2: And this was back in the day when they had
Speaker 2: the floor remember the floor units, and then if yeah,
Speaker 2: and and then the broke motherfuckers put the floor unit
Speaker 2: would break, and then you would just put the other
Speaker 2: TV on top of the floor unit, and if it
Speaker 2: was real broke, you changed it with some plyers like
Speaker 2: that was like that's where I'm from. So this chick
Speaker 2: is over here bending over fucking with this long ass
Speaker 2: booty and a stinking ass pussy, and I just would
Speaker 2: be mad as hell, and she'd be like, what's wrong.
Speaker 2: I'm like nothing, Like no, I don't even want to
Speaker 2: talk about it. I'm like, no, wonder none of my
Speaker 2: fucking black friends eat pussy and didn't. Well, here's the deal.
Speaker 2: So like we run, we run bust those bust bustos
Speaker 2: is called bustos is another way, And the truth is
Speaker 2: bust thoses trains. And I think in Chicago they call
Speaker 2: them bust downs, but we in Detroit we call them
Speaker 2: bust those. That's where like more than one person that
Speaker 2: fucked the same girl train train run the train. And
Speaker 2: so my dad had the habit of walking around butt
Speaker 2: ass naked, and I got the littlest dick in the family.
Speaker 2: And then I'd be running bustos with my black friends
Speaker 2: and like we'd all have our dicks out, getting our
Speaker 2: dick sucked. And you can't help, but notice you're like, damn,
Speaker 2: my dick looked like somebody's nephew. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2: I'm like, shit, this is this fucking sucks somebody. Yeah,
Speaker 2: my dick looked like a nephew. Like it was just
Speaker 2: like dick, Yeah, my homies, dick looked like my uncle.
Speaker 2: I'm like that sucks, you know what I mean. So
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm gonna have to start eating some pussy,
Speaker 2: like I don't like the taste of it. But yo,
Speaker 2: it's like X man, I needed a special power, and
Speaker 2: my special power was not a big dick. So I
Speaker 2: was like, I'm gonna eat I'm gonna eat the pussy.
Speaker 1: And it was like, because girls love when a man
Speaker 1: can eat pussy. It's not very many that do or
Speaker 1: are good at it.
Speaker 2: Well that's I was awful at it the first time.
Speaker 2: I remember the first time I ate, I ate the pussy.
Speaker 2: I was like, fellas, let me, let me break it down.
Speaker 2: Let me let me explain to you how you eat
Speaker 2: some pussy.
Speaker 1: Let private talk now, guys, I want you to subscribe
Speaker 1: and like to this channel. He's about to break it down. Rude, Jude,
Speaker 1: let's get it to break it down for them.
Speaker 2: Look, you're doing all this looking all around the ship,
Speaker 2: You're looking all looking in the hole and tongue fucking
Speaker 2: tongue fucking up. It's a clip, bro hit the clip.
Speaker 1: What you do with that clip? Though?
Speaker 2: You look it slow? First, you start slow. You start slow,
Speaker 2: and that's and that's even bitches giving head that ship
Speaker 2: like numbing a motherfucker. You blowing my dick out. You
Speaker 2: just blew my congratulations, you blew my dick out? All
Speaker 2: that good good, good, good good good. Like what the
Speaker 2: fuck is you like? Bitch? You having a seizure on
Speaker 2: my motherfucking dick. Chill the fuck out. Just start slow,
Speaker 2: you can get there, use your hand, get it sloppy.
Speaker 1: You like that R and B music that's slow? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it works.
Speaker 2: Motherfucker y'all. When I jerk off, I jerk my mother.
Speaker 1: You have a song? Do you have a song that
Speaker 1: you like to? You know, slow man, slow, slow jam too?
Speaker 2: Yeah. Fuck to a gang of shit. I fucked to
Speaker 2: everything from Michael Franks to Isley Brothers. I remember I
Speaker 2: was fucking with this guy, this goth chick, and she
Speaker 2: was like, turning shit off, this is corny, and I
Speaker 2: looked at her and I was like, I was like,
Speaker 2: I can't fuck with you. And then there's this other
Speaker 2: dude named Michael Franks who's like, ah, he's a white
Speaker 2: jazz dude from the seventies, and she was like I
Speaker 2: remember it was uh Riada Pearlman's niece. Remember Danny DeVito
Speaker 2: and Rida Pearlman so it was her niece and I
Speaker 2: remember eating this bitch is pussy and I'm I'm fucking whatever.
Speaker 2: I met her on tender. This is our throwback shit
Speaker 2: and I ate her pussy and I'm like, this shit
Speaker 2: tastes like chicken masala, like her fucking shit tastes like curry.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I'm about to fuck. And Michael Franks
Speaker 2: comes on. It's a fucking and She's like, yo, if
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm on a yacht, what is this bullshit?
Speaker 2: And I was like, I can't. I can't even put
Speaker 2: my dick in you Like, I'm not even fucking I'm
Speaker 2: not even fucking your fucking I'm not even sucking your ass.
Speaker 2: Like you don't. You don't appreciate, Michael Franks.
Speaker 1: You just left her legs open.
Speaker 2: Got We just chilled for a second and I'm like,
Speaker 2: you know what's getting late?
Speaker 1: Did you get hern uber?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I'm a gentleman, nice like that, No, no real talk.
Speaker 2: I'm like so, And it wasn't uberpool. I got her
Speaker 2: like her. I got her legit. I'm not one of
Speaker 2: them lames that's gonna fucking chicken. Get her a fucking
Speaker 2: uberpool home. I'll get you a regular uber. You ain't
Speaker 2: getting the suv or no ship like that, but like
Speaker 2: I'll get you can get in.
Speaker 1: The service, but economy, economy, you can.
Speaker 2: Get the motherfucking Corolla. So yeah, anyways, I you know,
Speaker 2: I learned how that. So you eat the puss, you
Speaker 2: eat it slow, and then you bring them fingers in
Speaker 2: and this is what you do. I learned this ship.
Speaker 2: I learned this ship from a fucking Asian lady. She
Speaker 2: came on and she was like, straight up, she was
Speaker 2: like a fucking walking stereotime. She's like, oh, you big dick,
Speaker 2: godigger dick. You want to teach a square. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 2: teach me how to teach a chick. I canna make
Speaker 2: girl square too, and not that bullshit shooting pissed. So
Speaker 2: you already know this is what you I'm Italian, read
Speaker 2: about me ship. Didd oh.
Speaker 1: You don't have a scorting history, do you.
Speaker 2: Yeah? You got it on a film. I just got
Speaker 2: it in books and I might be lying on my
Speaker 2: squirt to be real, this is what your this is
Speaker 2: what you what you did, This is what you do.
Speaker 2: I'm Italian, so you know how you we talk like
Speaker 2: this like hey, mama meia. Hey, it's like an Italian
Speaker 2: gang sign. So you do like this. You go first,
Speaker 2: you work one finger, get that ship. We get two fingers,
Speaker 2: work that ship up. Three fingers. Three three fingers is
Speaker 2: a nice one. That's if you if you really want to,
Speaker 2: if you really want to push it to the limit,
Speaker 2: like Scarface, push it to the limit. You fucking hit
Speaker 2: her with that forefingers, but you hit her the thigh
Speaker 2: like mama me, hey, hey, give me some more sausage.
Speaker 2: So you put that ship up in the air and
Speaker 2: mama mea. And then you got scrape scrape, scrape, scrape scrape,
Speaker 2: and they're gonna be like, no, no, no, no, don't
Speaker 2: do it. I feel like I'm gonna pee. And you say, baby,
Speaker 2: piss the bet. I don't give a fuck, and then
Speaker 2: you hold them down, you like you're like you're gonna
Speaker 2: pisso this fucking ben, I don't give a fuck. And
Speaker 2: then you scotch scotch, scratch scratch, and then you it
Speaker 2: starts working. Sounds like Donald Ducks in the pussy and
Speaker 2: and it looks like pearl. That's how that's how you
Speaker 2: know you're doing it right, because it looks like a
Speaker 2: pearly like a pearly paint job is in is in
Speaker 2: your fucking hand and you go squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt,
Speaker 2: and it fills up your hand and they're like, oh ship.
Speaker 2: And then when you're done, you splat them on the
Speaker 2: fucking chest and you're like, look at look at the
Speaker 2: mess you made, and then you lick it lick.
Speaker 1: It is more like this kind of thing you do
Speaker 1: up and then you know this kind of thing. It's
Speaker 1: a it's so inc but you know because you're you
Speaker 1: know your g spot, so you want to like curve
Speaker 1: and do it and you're also hitting the clip at
Speaker 1: the same time.
Speaker 2: That's a nice so it's.
Speaker 1: Like, you know, it's pushing against it at the same
Speaker 1: time and letting it go. I remember I made my
Speaker 1: first girl square and her she only did girl Girl,
Speaker 1: and her husband was on set and he was so
Speaker 1: mad because he never made her square. He was like no.
Speaker 1: I was like, I can teach you, but yes, but.
Speaker 2: His ego was too big to fucking learn.
Speaker 1: Right. Of course, you can go pout in the corner.
Speaker 1: Time out.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be I remember I was fucking with the
Speaker 2: South African girl and they got they got black girls,
Speaker 2: they got white girls, and they got colored girls. I
Speaker 2: ain't come up with this ship is South African and
Speaker 2: colored girls in South Africa is like mixed. So like
Speaker 2: they look, they just mixed, all mixed, all mixed on mixed.
Speaker 2: So they was a fast, fat ass, fat as hell big.
Speaker 1: I want to go.
Speaker 2: So I'm fucking like. I pulled his chicken out the party.
Speaker 2: I knocked that shit down and I get her to
Speaker 2: squirt and she ain't ever squirked before. Yo. I was
Speaker 2: so proud. She hopped on the phone and started texting
Speaker 2: her homies like I was like, damn, I hit her
Speaker 2: with it.
Speaker 1: Like it's one of those things that like if you've
Speaker 1: never had it happen to you, it's you get shook,
Speaker 1: like yeah, the first time you really get shook, like
Speaker 1: you didn't really know what it was, the first time
Speaker 1: I did was on camera and I didn't know really
Speaker 1: what it was, and it was definitely like wow, all right,
Speaker 1: But it's not something that happens all the time. It's
Speaker 1: everything like a technique and something you have to like,
Speaker 1: you know, work for whatever it's not. And most some
Speaker 1: girls don't even do it or know or let the
Speaker 1: like inhibitions of just letting you ever releast go. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you have to let like be comfortable. You have to like,
Speaker 1: like you said, you have to like be hey, if
Speaker 1: you piss, I don't care. Because most people think like
Speaker 1: they don't know what it is. It feels that like
Speaker 1: that sensation, so they it's the vulnerability of like, uh,
Speaker 1: what's gonna happen?
Speaker 2: You know, But that's kind of like and that's kind
Speaker 2: of like what kind of what you do and what
Speaker 2: I'm doing is it's like sometimes you just want a
Speaker 2: motherfucker to take charge. And that's on both sides, you
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying. So it's like, Yo, when you're
Speaker 2: in bed, like if we're doing this, it's like, Yo,
Speaker 2: I got you. It doesn't fucking matter. I fucking got you.
Speaker 2: You trust you trust me enough for me to fucking
Speaker 2: put my dick in. You just trust me.
Speaker 1: Do you feel like every time that you have someone
Speaker 1: coming in your bed and you feel like lay it
Speaker 1: down to be like that memorable, like you know that
Speaker 1: I'm the one that just fucked the show of you.
Speaker 1: So they come back repetitively. Yeah, I got I got
Speaker 1: hashtag goals.
Speaker 2: Look, I have an extremely low self esteem, and I
Speaker 2: find I find myself work worth at the back of
Speaker 2: a woman's vagina, So.
Speaker 1: You feel the most comfortable and confident in the back
Speaker 1: of a woman's.
Speaker 2: I'm going right now, I'm going hard in the motherfucking
Speaker 2: paint like I'm going hard in that bitch like right now.
Speaker 2: I had a girlfriend, I had the first time I
Speaker 2: had a girlfriend in ten years. And we got all
Speaker 2: these sex toys and I put them in the chest
Speaker 2: and I was about to fuck her with the sex
Speaker 2: toys and we was high as on ecstasy and acid
Speaker 2: and I couldn't the chest locked, and I'm like, what
Speaker 2: we gonna do now? I was like, let's call a
Speaker 2: hohoror so we call this hooker when we get this
Speaker 2: little young redbone from motherfucking Virginia some shit like that
Speaker 2: with a nice fat ass. And by the time she
Speaker 2: got there, I was so fucked up I couldn't even
Speaker 2: get my big card and I but I hit her
Speaker 2: with the Mama Mia, Mama, Mi.
Speaker 1: Did your girl like girl? Did your girlfriend at the
Speaker 1: time like girls enough that she could satisfy your whoror as.
Speaker 2: You call her, I'm a fucking trick like with the
Speaker 2: like I'm not. I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, with your girl into the girl because
Speaker 1: you couldn't get hard, but just let her smart. But
Speaker 1: did your girl like girl? You know? I mean, because
Speaker 1: sometimes it's only like a third party thing. Girls only
Speaker 1: like to be with a girl if another guys included,
Speaker 1: but they won't be with a girl on girl by themselves.
Speaker 2: She was with growing girl by herself. And the really
Speaker 2: cool thing about it was it was funny she had
Speaker 2: all these body image issues and I'm like, no, man, like,
Speaker 2: embrace your femininity.
Speaker 1: But I think that happens a lot with like beautiful women.
Speaker 1: I've seen it in like my industry industry. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: like they're the most beautiful person. You would think that
Speaker 1: they wouldn't think they have the stigmas that they do.
Speaker 1: And then it's like body dysmorphia and it's like, embrace
Speaker 1: who you are, like love who you are with me.
Speaker 1: It's like I started in the business when curvy girls
Speaker 1: and big girls like myself wasn't really the thing.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: I wasn't the pioneer for that, and Brianna Love was there.
Speaker 1: It was that person you know that made that kind
Speaker 1: of the breakaway through that but it also when I
Speaker 1: came into thy rains of that, it was like embraced
Speaker 1: who I was, and I used to have women until
Speaker 1: still to this day, which makes me feel gratitude of
Speaker 1: what I do is like thank you for letting me
Speaker 1: being allowed to like love myself and my body. Like
Speaker 1: making me feel like it's not just the skinny girls
Speaker 1: that get to have sex and being an icon and
Speaker 1: a sexual thing is thank you for just being you
Speaker 1: and being comfortable on who you are. Is because I'm
Speaker 1: not the skinniest person and I'm not the biggest person,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm just me. I've always been kirby. I've
Speaker 1: always had you know, here or there or whatever. But
Speaker 1: it's just embraced my sexuality and nic.
Speaker 2: Way to say a nice fat ass you like or whatever.
Speaker 1: But I mean, you know, I mean I don't. I'm
Speaker 1: not flat chested, I have a booty. I mean, I'm kurvy.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm a woman, and even when I was younger,
Speaker 1: I've always had to bite my boobs. Came a little
Speaker 1: bit later.
Speaker 2: I got that Viking ass.
Speaker 1: I've got that Puerto Rican ass.
Speaker 2: Motherfucking raping that fucking go take over Ireland and make
Speaker 2: them have red.
Speaker 3: You, disloyal fool ass bitch made pumpy.
Speaker 2: Don't get mad at me for what your people did.
Speaker 1: Stop that.
Speaker 2: I ain't mad at the Vikings. I like that. I
Speaker 2: like unapologetically taking motherfuckers ship. I hate when a motherfucker
Speaker 2: takes some ship and be like I'm sorry, Like, bitch,
Speaker 2: take that ship because if they because if you can,
Speaker 2: you will and if they could do it, they'd have
Speaker 2: done it to your ass. But they couldn't. So like,
Speaker 2: shout out to the Vikings for running around and making
Speaker 2: redhead get given, giving redheads fat asses. I appreciate you.
Speaker 1: I am not red headed and I have a fat house.
Speaker 1: But it's okay, give me credit.
Speaker 2: It's not all about you because this is Private.
Speaker 1: Talk and this is all about me. I hope you're
Speaker 1: subscribing and liking. Ude. Is there any other kind of
Speaker 1: pussies that you want to explain to the Private Talk
Speaker 1: podcast here? Yes, I fucking do, says pussies to us, all.
Speaker 2: Right, the worst, the worst pussy And this is where
Speaker 2: like I remember I used to watch porn and I'd
Speaker 2: be like, I see a motherfucker with a big ass dick.
Speaker 2: Because I'm gonna be real with you like, I don't
Speaker 2: like watching Japanese porn because I don't want to see somebody.
Speaker 1: It's blurred though, even if they do, like.
Speaker 2: I don't want to see somebody with a smaller dick
Speaker 2: than me.
Speaker 1: Fucking cop to be there for you.
Speaker 2: I wanted to. I wanted to. I want to see
Speaker 2: a chick get pounded the fuck out. You know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying, Like, all right, beat that mother fuck her up,
Speaker 2: got him you dig Like there's like but like so
Speaker 2: I would watch that ship and I'd be like, damn, man,
Speaker 2: the motherfucker got a bat. And then I'm looking though
Speaker 2: I'm looking, and it's the way I break it down.
Speaker 2: I'm broken down like this before it's like he got
Speaker 2: all this dick right, and then like the bottom three
Speaker 2: inches never feels pussy. So it's like the top of
Speaker 2: his dick is in the VIP and the bottom is like, hey,
Speaker 2: you got some wrist bands, Hey broke, can you give
Speaker 2: me a drink?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Can you bring it? You got some risks, Let me
Speaker 2: get up in that ship. They never that bottom of
Speaker 2: the dick never feels the pussy. So I'm like, I'm
Speaker 2: grateful that I get to go balls deep in pussy.
Speaker 2: Like nine times out of ten, I go balls deep
Speaker 2: and then if they can't take it, I hit him
Speaker 2: with that yoga shit. I do the mins on their ass.
Speaker 2: Thank God for being a teen dad. I'll be like, look,
Speaker 2: this is what I want you to do. They'd be
Speaker 2: like what I say, breathe in, and then when they
Speaker 2: breathe in, I'm like, now breathe out. And when they
Speaker 2: breathing out, I'm like, push that dick in there, and
Speaker 2: I just hold it in there. Now I'm like, nah,
Speaker 2: just breathe with it and breathe with it. Take it,
Speaker 2: take it good girl, Take that shit. And then I
Speaker 2: pull it out again. You did it. And then I'm like,
Speaker 2: you gotta make them feel like they're doing so you
Speaker 2: did it. Like if I had a gold star, I
Speaker 2: put it on their forehead and not breathing again, now
Speaker 2: breathe out. Push that shit the fuck in. Now. Some
Speaker 2: of these chicks they can't take the dick, and it's like.
Speaker 1: I'm just amazed, Like I think, I find it so fascinating, Like, yes,
Speaker 1: I have a porn star. I've been a porn star
Speaker 1: or whatever you want to classify it as. I've done porn,
Speaker 1: but I feel like there's so many more people who
Speaker 1: are not porn stars are more porn star than me.
Speaker 1: Like these stories. I mean I envy you, like well,
Speaker 1: ill applause you, but I mean porn is way different. Yes,
Speaker 1: we get kind of the fucking whatever, but it's like
Speaker 1: you're gold starring people on the fucking four head. You
Speaker 1: saw fucking all kinds of fucking crazy nights and whatever.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm boring. I mean, I'm awesome and I laid
Speaker 1: sex and great pussy, don't get me wrong, but I'm boring,
Speaker 1: like I don't do this fucking shit.
Speaker 2: You're Alex. I'm like kindergarten teacher. Don't got gold stars
Speaker 2: and fucking macaroni noodles, the glue on these holes heads
Speaker 2: and fucking pipe cleaners and shit like that. I'm just saying,
Speaker 2: like if I did, I would I put a gold
Speaker 2: star on her forehead, Like, yeah, you took that dick,
Speaker 2: Like that's that's a lot of chicks won't suck dick
Speaker 2: because they feel like they're bad at it.
Speaker 1: But even the fact that you just doing it, which
Speaker 1: I appreciate because like you're a man that like you,
Speaker 1: you you obviously know yourself sexually and what women know
Speaker 1: and like whatever. It's like, but if you have someone
Speaker 1: that takes control and like he's like, hey, just trust me,
Speaker 1: you trust me because obviously at that point you're trusting
Speaker 1: that person you're sexual, Hey, just breathe out or whatever.
Speaker 1: Like some people don't know that, so that technique whatever. Obviously,
Speaker 1: like I know what that means, but a lot of
Speaker 1: people don't. So it's just like a different feeling for people.
Speaker 1: Then in the trusting environment, like I've done with porn,
Speaker 1: your suffer doing it in their thing. It's just like
Speaker 1: for me, it's just funny because the taboo ness of
Speaker 1: like what people classify me as. Oh, I get like
Speaker 1: shunned because I've done porn and this is well, this
Speaker 1: is whatever. But yeah, there's so much more to me
Speaker 1: than just that. Which the same thing with you is
Speaker 1: you are who you are, but you have this other
Speaker 1: side of you which makes you a great person because
Speaker 1: you're a well rounded person. But it's just like why
Speaker 1: I love private talk is because I want to show
Speaker 1: the equality of like why we're all fused together and
Speaker 1: like why it makes it so organically just a conversation
Speaker 1: to just be ourselves.
Speaker 2: That's right, And I think I think you should just
Speaker 2: have empathy for one another and like, and it's cool
Speaker 2: to have to have empathy in bed, like.
Speaker 1: All right, like because you can't be selfish. And that's
Speaker 1: what a lot of people do. They're selfish for just for
Speaker 1: like the immediate thing. But it's like a give and take.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And it's like for a for a woman, it's like, yo, dude,
Speaker 2: like you're coming to my house. You're smaller than me,
Speaker 2: You're vulnerable, You're putting yourself in this, You're putting yourself
Speaker 2: in a in a in a in a position. So
Speaker 2: you want them to be comfortable, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: And I want them to enjoy themselves.
Speaker 1: So I made you feel comfortable here at Private Talk, Jude.
Speaker 2: Well, I haven't got my dick in you yet.
Speaker 1: Well you're not going to, but you'll still feel comfortable
Speaker 1: on the couch.
Speaker 2: I'm uncomfortable, man, Well.
Speaker 1: Fuck you too.
Speaker 2: I agree. Boom boom. Let me put my dick in you.
Speaker 2: Lock it be comfortable, just breathe out.
Speaker 1: I'm sure all of the Private Talk listeners would want
Speaker 1: the same. But I hope you guys are subscribing and
Speaker 1: liking to this channel and loving this conversation. But we're
Speaker 1: about to get to truth with taxes, are.
Speaker 2: You fucking let's get it, truth with.
Speaker 1: Fucking taxes, Jude. All right, so you're gonna pick a card,
Speaker 1: and every card means something different. Make sure you let
Speaker 1: us know your truth.
Speaker 2: Shout out to this fucking water with benefits. This honeywater
Speaker 2: is fucking good, by the way.
Speaker 1: Shout out, come out water benefits.
Speaker 2: Let's get it. I gotta tack, so I just I
Speaker 2: just take one. That's it.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do all of the cards one at a time.
Speaker 1: They're all going to mean something different, and each question
Speaker 1: make it a little bit more spicier. We'll just see
Speaker 1: what how you pick? Are you ready for with Yes?
Speaker 1: I am truth with Texas.
Speaker 2: Here we go, Come on, come on, Texas. It long star.
Speaker 2: Let's get this ship.
Speaker 1: Ace of hearts all right, Ace of hearts means it's
Speaker 1: my romantic question.
Speaker 2: That makes sense because it's a heart.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's a heart.
Speaker 2: I got a let's see, I got a heart on.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 2: I love it, fucking dad jokes. Go ahead.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, So romance is there? You said
Speaker 1: earlier about the romantic songs, but is there a romantic
Speaker 1: movie that you like, Like, if you're netflixing chilling, you're
Speaker 1: gonna romance and girl, like, is there a romantic movie
Speaker 1: that you just your go to that you like that
Speaker 1: you've been forced to watch? Let my private talk listeners.
Speaker 2: Let no, alright, there's three you ready, I'm ready? All right?
Speaker 2: So the first one is a romantic movie that's just
Speaker 2: I just think it's my ship. And it's called The
Speaker 2: Princess Bride. I fucking love that shit. Every time he's
Speaker 2: it was it's about like this dude that was like
Speaker 2: he was like the chore boy for this girl and
Speaker 2: she'd tell him to do shit, and every time he
Speaker 2: do the shit, she'd be like, chart boy whatever. Fuck
Speaker 2: his name is, go get me some motherfucking hey. And
Speaker 2: he would say, as you wish. And every time he
Speaker 2: said as you wish it man, I love you. And
Speaker 2: then like he had to go away and he came
Speaker 2: back and he got her andre the giants in it.
Speaker 2: That's the ship. The second one, the second one, I
Speaker 2: really dig. It's called about a boy and that's some
Speaker 2: British shit. And the way the reason why I like
Speaker 2: this one is because I can relate to it. It's
Speaker 2: this dude that has a problem with like intimacy issues,
Speaker 2: and he just fucks single moms. Like he just goes
Speaker 2: around and fucks single moms because he knows that after
Speaker 2: a while they'll just get back with the dad and shit.
Speaker 2: So it just he shows up, gets the puss, He
Speaker 2: puts the kid to bed. He like gets to be
Speaker 2: the good guy, and then she's like, oh, we're gonna
Speaker 2: fucking I'm gonna try to work it out with such
Speaker 2: and such. He's like, all right, peace. Then he ends
Speaker 2: up like renting a kid. He like gets a kid
Speaker 2: to pretend like, yeah, he gets, he gets. He gets
Speaker 2: a kid and pretends like it's his kid and it's
Speaker 2: called single parents alone together, and then he get he
Speaker 2: uses a kid to fuck moms. And I'm like, I
Speaker 2: can relate to that shit. And then the third book,
Speaker 2: the third one I watched. I only saw it one time,
Speaker 2: but I was coming down off of ecstasy the next day,
Speaker 2: so I was real emotional. And it was the notebook,
Speaker 2: like a motherfucker went yo. Spoiler alert. I don't give
Speaker 2: who the fuck. It's like twenty years old, this bitch.
Speaker 2: This bitch has dementia. So he got to remind her
Speaker 2: ass every fucking time. Every time he goes the fucker,
Speaker 2: he's like, hey, bitch, remember I'm your husband, Ryan Goslin.
Speaker 2: That what remind I'm making fun? I making fun. I
Speaker 2: ever wear a wig and ship and be like, yo,
Speaker 2: hey my name is Sam. This time I'm fucking and
Speaker 2: you're you're a ruby and you you're a fucking you
Speaker 2: didn't know if you forgot this about you, but you
Speaker 2: just love sucking dick. And yeah, we're gonna go to
Speaker 2: fucking We're gonna go to a fucking sex party and
Speaker 2: the old people's sex party like Cocoon and just fucking
Speaker 2: toss it up and fucking you can let dudes dump
Speaker 2: loads and you out fucking nothing. Other people, you're gonna
Speaker 2: be not if I'm dumping loads and other people, I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna fucking suck it out of them or no,
Speaker 2: ship like that.
Speaker 1: I want to cook and completely means what it's just
Speaker 1: letting your partner go and have sex with someone watching them.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, but I would be getting some pussy too though,
Speaker 2: so that that yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna be like
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna be like fucking having her get fucked
Speaker 2: by a dude and be in her back or no
Speaker 2: shit like that that's her ain't a fucking My last
Speaker 2: relationship was an open relationship, and I was like, I
Speaker 2: was like, how am I going to feel about this?
Speaker 2: Her fucking other dudes? And the thing is, one I
Speaker 2: get pussy at such a crazy clip, like she'd really
Speaker 2: have to be a straight horror to get.
Speaker 1: Did you guys discuss every time that you guys had
Speaker 1: like yeah.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, And the thing is this is like it
Speaker 2: don't matter like how good the dick is. Guess what
Speaker 2: that dick ain't attached to me.
Speaker 1: True, But that's where I feel like for me, I
Speaker 1: did porn like I feel like I needed. I felt
Speaker 1: like there's a different levels of like how you said,
Speaker 1: like there's people that are just unless you've like got
Speaker 1: things out of you or like you know, people have
Speaker 1: to like you know, go out there and experience things.
Speaker 1: You'll never know what you're missing or lacking or wanting
Speaker 1: more of than any of those things is so you
Speaker 1: actually do it. So for me and you know, in
Speaker 1: the industry, I feel like I fulfilled all my fantasies
Speaker 1: in a safe way, in a way that was just
Speaker 1: very like I don't know my like I say, it's
Speaker 1: like an art. That's how I expressed myself. I'm very
Speaker 1: you know, I was opening naked and showing myself and
Speaker 1: how I expressed myself. So I think that's really fun.
Speaker 2: No I do. I think so too. And it's like
Speaker 2: I think it's cool if if if both people are
Speaker 2: accepting other shit. I like, look, I don't know if
Speaker 2: long term i'd i'd be into the swinging thing, but
Speaker 2: like I did enjoy myself with the whole fucking swinging thing.
Speaker 2: But she like wanted two dudes in once, and I'm
Speaker 2: just like, I'm so, I'm like, I'm not against.
Speaker 1: That shit, but like, have you ever done that?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I used to run trains with my homeboys all the.
Speaker 1: Time, but like but with your girlfriend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like I'm no, never and I'm forty and
Speaker 2: I'm not against it. But like I'm forty two, I
Speaker 2: don't need to see no new dicks, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean? Like, and I don't want to see none
Speaker 2: of my homies they're all married now. No new dicks,
Speaker 2: new dick yeah, NND, that's my that's my model. No
Speaker 2: new dicks like that would be my like, yo, go
Speaker 2: have a go, go run a busto over there, just
Speaker 2: fucking like tell me about it if you like it,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: You'd come back if she came back from that situation,
Speaker 1: would you fuck her straight up? But do you have
Speaker 1: like a requirement like twenty four hours, forty eight hours?
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, just right away, as long as she
Speaker 2: fucking Like when.
Speaker 1: I fuck the shower, you're good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like when I fuck porn chicks, I'd fuck him
Speaker 2: the same day. They had to shoot on the pussy's
Speaker 2: like a self cleaning oven. Like this shit just just
Speaker 2: fucking flushes out, you know what I'm saying, Just fucking
Speaker 2: like just rint off, like don't let you know, you know,
Speaker 2: like I won't be eating eating you out, and like
Speaker 2: fucking like what the fuck is that? Like why am
Speaker 2: my fucking lips tingling? Like what the fuck is that? Oh?
Speaker 2: God damn it? Like come on, man, like really like
Speaker 2: you let this motherfucker nutting you like that would be
Speaker 2: my rule, Like no nothing in you.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: That used to be a thing like girls would talk
Speaker 1: about when they had girlfriends, like I mean girlfriends boyfriends,
Speaker 1: and they'd come like they'd be the ones who'd be
Speaker 1: like okay for dating who they were, and then they
Speaker 1: like had a problem when they went to work. So
Speaker 1: they would nutt in their girlfriend before they went to work,
Speaker 1: and then they would go and work. And like that
Speaker 1: was like them getting off on whatever, which I think
Speaker 1: is like whatever.
Speaker 2: It's shallow as fuck.
Speaker 1: Exactly. She's paying your bills while you're going playing that
Speaker 1: video game.
Speaker 2: So there was this book by Chuck Paul Neck or whatever.
Speaker 2: He's the one that wrote Fight Club, and this is
Speaker 2: like some real ill shit. Yeah I'm not I wouldn't
Speaker 2: do this, but like this is like that to that level.
Speaker 2: Like so his girl left him, and so what he
Speaker 2: did was he paid this hustler, this like Jigglow to
Speaker 2: seduce her and fuck the ship out of her and
Speaker 2: then leave her. And then like that, well it gets deeper.
Speaker 2: Then he pays the dude to give him head so
Speaker 2: that he's got like the one up, like in his
Speaker 2: brain he's got the one up. Well, Chuck paulm it.
Speaker 2: He's a fucking gay dude. So I'm sure like like
Speaker 2: a straight guy would never come up with that idea, like, Hey,
Speaker 2: this is what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna have a
Speaker 2: guy fuck my girl. Then he's gonna suck my dick.
Speaker 2: I'm like, eh, I don't know about all that, but
Speaker 2: like it's kind of to your point, Like it's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna fucking mark my territory. Like I don't need
Speaker 2: to mark my territory.
Speaker 1: You're confident in what you're doing, what you say, what you're.
Speaker 2: About straight the fuck up. Like when I'm out at
Speaker 2: the club and someone's trying to holler my girl, I
Speaker 2: don't even I just laugh. I'm like, go ahead, man,
Speaker 2: spig game, because you know what, I feel like it's flattering,
Speaker 2: thank you. I don't get it. I'm not I'm not
Speaker 2: some cholo that's gonna be like, what's up, fool, you're
Speaker 2: trying to talk to my girl? Fool and bust me
Speaker 2: in ahead with some Modello or some ship like that.
Speaker 1: Like, Yo, dog, specifics are amazing. I love it.
Speaker 2: What's that?
Speaker 1: Your specifics are amazing? I love it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like all my ship comes from real places, like.
Speaker 1: Something happened one time with the Modello.
Speaker 2: Hey, fool, you're trying to get my fucking girl man ship.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get to this next question. Go ahead,
Speaker 1: grab it like it. Love it. Clubs, you got a
Speaker 1: club all right, clubs is a kinky question.
Speaker 2: We haven't talked about kink yet.
Speaker 1: I think you're a pit of k Like, all right,
Speaker 1: let's get it all right. Where is the craziest place
Speaker 1: you've ever had? Sex? Club? Middle of the club, in.
Speaker 2: My aunt's asshole.
Speaker 3: What I'm scared of you motherfuckers.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you. I don't really have sex and crazy places.
Speaker 2: But the illest ship that I do is one a
Speaker 2: chickens fucking me. I make them tell me shit that
Speaker 2: they're fucking ashamed of that. They got off on.
Speaker 1: What is the craziest story that they were ashamed of?
Speaker 2: She fucked her cousin girl guy, she fucked her boy,
Speaker 2: cousin her boy. They were out in the country.
Speaker 1: There was like some why does it have to be
Speaker 1: in country?
Speaker 2: And why why does it why they have to be
Speaker 2: in Texas Alexis Texas. The cousins, Yeah, I'm not whatever
Speaker 2: your cousin fucker, But Yo, that ship made me. Yo.
Speaker 2: I busted like a motherfucker when she told me that ship,
Speaker 2: I was like split splat.
Speaker 1: That just made you explode because the taboo ness of.
Speaker 2: It or like it's disgusting, it turns you on and
Speaker 2: it's extremely intimate, and I'm like, and I like that
Speaker 2: people have people.
Speaker 1: Are you like when people feel vulnerable enough to tell
Speaker 1: you their like secrets or their wants or whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that means that they're actually comfortable.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. And I also have a very dark part
Speaker 2: of me that like grew up around real fucked up ship.
Speaker 2: So I like fucked up ship.
Speaker 1: It's a quiet taste. It's just sometimes it's you know,
Speaker 1: you gotta find a comfortable place to show that.
Speaker 2: I got a stain on my heart and they do too,
Speaker 2: and I want to hear about it.
Speaker 1: So what's the second most like revealing crazy thing.
Speaker 2: Cousin fucking cousin fucking's pretty good.
Speaker 1: That's pretty awesome.
Speaker 2: This uh, this girl got like.
Speaker 1: Just say it.
Speaker 2: She got like finessed in the fucking three. She was
Speaker 2: fifteen and got finessed in the fucking like three thirty
Speaker 2: five year old black dudes in a stairwell get finesse.
Speaker 2: It was kind of well, it was, it was. It
Speaker 2: was she didn't say no, but she did it and
Speaker 2: she came and that was I was like, and then
Speaker 2: like she had this guilt attached to it, so she
Speaker 2: came up with all these lies but like now she's
Speaker 2: over it and she's good. And when she told me
Speaker 2: that ship, I was like, that's hot as hell too.
Speaker 2: It's fucking different. I just like nasty ass ship, Like
Speaker 2: that's just fucking like, that's nasty. Like I don't give
Speaker 2: a like, look whatever, man, I've done. Disgusting ship too,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Like we're all people, we all like dislikes.
Speaker 2: I get horrors. I bust. I bust quick as hell
Speaker 2: the horse because I'll be like, I'm disgusting and You're
Speaker 2: just like, look at me, I gotta rent your pussy
Speaker 2: and then look at you, you gotta fucking sell it
Speaker 2: to me. Look, we're both disgusting, and I.
Speaker 3: Just bust, just like disgusting.
Speaker 2: I love that ship.
Speaker 1: I love it, all right, mister disgusting. Let's go see
Speaker 1: what other cards you get from this Texas.
Speaker 2: I hope it's that this is gonna be the ace
Speaker 2: of diamonds.
Speaker 1: Diamonds, go ahead, all right. So it's a spicy question,
Speaker 1: all right. I think they're a little spicy.
Speaker 2: But you're a spicy You're a spicy young lady, Alexis Texas.
Speaker 1: Like that, how many people have you had sex with
Speaker 1: through June.
Speaker 2: Alexis you're from You're from Texas, that is correct. How
Speaker 2: many ribs have you eaten?
Speaker 1: I don't know, because you know I don't eat that.
Speaker 2: You don't need me.
Speaker 1: It's been but it's been of recent. But I have
Speaker 1: back in the day, definitely ate quite a few.
Speaker 2: Like you don't even know how many?
Speaker 1: But number do you stop counting.
Speaker 2: In the sixties and that was fucking twenty something. That
Speaker 2: was twenty years ago.
Speaker 1: I like it. Medium has been running through that's every state,
Speaker 1: every city, every country.
Speaker 2: And I don't do one night stands either no, you.
Speaker 1: Always repeat event or do you have to have like
Speaker 1: a relationship.
Speaker 2: I just want to be comfortable with them, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean. I gotta be comfortable too.
Speaker 1: So do you fuck on the first date or do
Speaker 1: you have to like hang out with them? Like how
Speaker 1: does that work?
Speaker 2: I'll fuck on the first day. And sometimes I remember
Speaker 2: I was fucking this young chick and she was like,
Speaker 2: I don't want to fuck you in the first date.
Speaker 2: You're not going to respect me. And I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't respect you right now because if you can't
Speaker 2: figure out that I'm a good dude, and then you're
Speaker 2: attracted to me and I'm gonna treat you well, yeah,
Speaker 2: then you're fucking dumb.
Speaker 1: I mean a lot of people hold out though, because
Speaker 1: of the perception of I think it's what society perceives.
Speaker 1: I feel like again, it's all about energies and how
Speaker 1: you perceive each situation.
Speaker 2: I agree with you, but but to fucking I guess
Speaker 2: I want to I want to deal with somebody that
Speaker 2: is that thinks beyond societal norms.
Speaker 1: So you say earlier you have intimacy issues, just that,
Speaker 1: because why you can't find someone like that? You haven't
Speaker 1: found your ideal someone like with all those check marks
Speaker 1: that you want?
Speaker 2: Well, why do I have intimacy issues or why haven't
Speaker 2: I found somebody?
Speaker 1: Well? Do you think that you having intimacy issues has
Speaker 1: a play of why you haven't found someone and all
Speaker 1: these check marks that you want? Because you're not an
Speaker 1: unrealistic man. You you know you have You're very vocal
Speaker 1: about what you like, what you don't like.
Speaker 2: I'll come up with I'll build somebody up and then
Speaker 2: i'll pick them apart, and I'll come up with reasons
Speaker 2: not to be intimate. And I've and I'm working on
Speaker 2: not doing that right now that is that is my
Speaker 2: number one goal to not do that. Right now, I'm
Speaker 2: forty two. I worked really hard, and I'm looking around
Speaker 2: and I'm in a one bedroom apartment, and it's like,
Speaker 2: it's dope as hell to get a lot of pussy
Speaker 2: when you're twenty seven. But like when you're forty two
Speaker 2: and you're in a one bedroom apartment and you're just
Speaker 2: knocking down twenty five year olds, it's not that cool.
Speaker 2: It's pathetic.
Speaker 1: You're all fucked out.
Speaker 2: It's just like it's really like, and I'm gonna keep
Speaker 2: doing it. Like I'm literally I got one night leave here.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have a girl come suck me up, and
Speaker 2: I'm gonna kick her out the house.
Speaker 1: So you can just do this, you know, just a blowjob.
Speaker 1: You don't need sex.
Speaker 2: Just that's what she wants. She wants to get dogs.
Speaker 2: So I'm a dogger, so.
Speaker 1: That means dogging means just getting.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say, I'm like, you're gonna come over, You're
Speaker 2: not gonna say anything to me, you can't wear perfume.
Speaker 2: You're gonna get on your fucking knees, You're gonna suck
Speaker 2: me up. I'm gonna gag you at my dick. I
Speaker 2: probably won't come, and then I'm gonna put you out
Speaker 2: of the house.
Speaker 1: I would never go. That sounds like a lot of
Speaker 1: work to get ready and go to someone saying he's
Speaker 1: not interested.
Speaker 2: She doesn't need to be ready. She's all I need
Speaker 2: is that.
Speaker 1: Hey, different strokes for different folks. I'm not to post it.
Speaker 1: Whatever works for you, girlfriend, you keep going get dogged out?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like all that shit like that's yeah. I'm like,
Speaker 2: if she wants to be treated like a princess, I'll
Speaker 2: pet her cheek like Christina Rose.
Speaker 1: She didn't like it that you didn't get that commack.
Speaker 1: You're gonna do that again?
Speaker 2: I bet you she would have liked if I choked
Speaker 2: her ass out with this dick and send her ass home.
Speaker 1: You like that choking people out with your dick?
Speaker 2: Yo? Whatever you like, I like, that's what I like.
Speaker 2: I'm fucking easy opportunity. I like coming. I like girls
Speaker 2: to come. So whatever you need to come, I'm into
Speaker 2: that shit.
Speaker 1: You heard that private talk. He likes to come.
Speaker 2: You're I like you to come. I want I want
Speaker 2: three to one every time. That's what I want, three
Speaker 2: nuts to one.
Speaker 1: That's pretty fair, all right, The last one is the
Speaker 1: spades when which is the naughty question? And it's my
Speaker 1: favorite because it's just like my booty, it's fairly really naughty.
Speaker 1: So are you ready for your final question?
Speaker 2: I'm a fan of that ass.
Speaker 1: Oh, So, what is your weirdest sexual experience? You've talked
Speaker 1: about many to hear at Private Talk and for me
Speaker 1: to ask you weirdest, I've asked this question on some
Speaker 1: other episodes, but for me, I feel like I had
Speaker 1: to repeat and come back to this one because for you,
Speaker 1: I feel like you're going to take the cake, like
Speaker 1: if there was a topping, you're going to be here
Speaker 1: at Private Talk?
Speaker 2: What is my weirdest sexual I don't fucking huh?
Speaker 1: Did I?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like all my experiences really there. I don't know
Speaker 2: if they're weird or I don't I don't know if
Speaker 2: they're weird or what. Oh, here's one, here's here's here's
Speaker 2: the one that was dope. So back in the day,
Speaker 2: I was flipping pills and I was fucking with this
Speaker 2: I was fucking with this maximum model chick. And so
Speaker 2: we're just on the bed, We're doing ketamine like a motherfucker,
Speaker 2: Like we're just blowing lines a K and my homeboy.
Speaker 2: He's married, and his wife like as soon as she
Speaker 2: got the kids out of them, she just started holding
Speaker 2: back on the pussy. And we used to run trains
Speaker 2: on girls and shit. So I'm like, I'm like, actually
Speaker 2: this is another there was another good all right, I'm
Speaker 2: switching the sexual experience.
Speaker 1: You ready that somebody be good then, because that one
Speaker 1: was going somewhere that I feel like.
Speaker 2: I mean, I couldn't tell you both, but I feel
Speaker 2: like we're running out of town.
Speaker 1: Tell me the best.
Speaker 2: This this one I was telling I was telling John
Speaker 2: this one. Well, I'm I'm at this place called Spaceland,
Speaker 2: which is in Silver Lake. It's not called Spaceland no more.
Speaker 2: I meet these two girls. They work for a Hunter
Speaker 2: s Thompson. I'm fucking they know me from Jenny Jones.
Speaker 2: This is twenty something years ago. I'm like, they're like,
Speaker 2: it's like one o'clock. They're like, you know, you know
Speaker 2: where we can get a strap on? And I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: as a matter of fact, I'll buy you a strap
Speaker 2: on if I can watch you use that motherfucker. And
Speaker 2: she's like, looks at her homegirl and she was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm with that ship. I'm like, bet, and one's cuter
Speaker 2: than the other. One is like a cute nerd. The
Speaker 2: other one is just like a regular. The one's fuckable.
Speaker 2: It's just it's not like I'm going to fucking show
Speaker 2: it to my homeboy, Like look what I knocked down,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. So I'm with and I'm
Speaker 2: with this Jewish motherfucker and I'm Josh, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: and he's from Flint shout out to Josh. I'm like, yo, Josh,
Speaker 2: come on, bro, we just hit a lick. He was like,
Speaker 2: what's the lick? I said, don't worry to worry about it.
Speaker 2: We got that shit. I ain't have a car at
Speaker 2: the time, and we couldn't go back to my house
Speaker 2: because I was living in Korea Town and a rat
Speaker 2: died in my wall, so it smelled like dead rat
Speaker 2: in my fucking crib. And I'm like, I can't take
Speaker 2: these bitches to a house that smells like dead rat.
Speaker 2: So no, it's not sexy dead rat sexy fellas remember
Speaker 2: that shit. So we're like driving down, We're they're following us.
Speaker 2: We stop at Hollywood in Western there was a sex
Speaker 2: shot there. I roll up in that bitch. It's just
Speaker 2: me solo, and I get a fucking pink strap on
Speaker 2: a dude looking at me like I'm half a fag
Speaker 2: or some shit. He's like, all right, dude, with your
Speaker 2: fucking weird pink strap on, I'm about to get pegged,
Speaker 2: and like, don't worry about it. That's why you're working
Speaker 2: here at two in the morning. And I'm about to
Speaker 2: go fuck these girls. So me and we end up
Speaker 2: in like this shithole apartment that Josh lives in. It's
Speaker 2: in West Hollywood where all the fucking Russians where it's
Speaker 2: all nice now but likes this was two thousand and two.
Speaker 2: So we're in bed. He's got the shitty car, he's
Speaker 2: got that shitty rundown trap house, fucking dusty brown carpet
Speaker 2: looking looking like it needs some lotion, ashy ass carpet,
Speaker 2: and he's got a cat and it's brightest heell in
Speaker 2: his fucking room, like the mood lighting is fucking whack
Speaker 2: in the fucking ugly one is fucking the hot one
Speaker 2: with the strap on, and she's banging it out, and
Speaker 2: me and Josh are both on boats ends of bed
Speaker 2: and we looking at each other like this ship is
Speaker 2: but fucking man us And then so I'm like, I
Speaker 2: take my dick out and she starts jerking me off.
Speaker 2: So Josh takes his dick out. The pretty one that's
Speaker 2: getting fucked starts jerking us off, like ski polling that
Speaker 2: ship like wop wop, wop wop wop, like like shake weaight,
Speaker 2: so on the motherfucking dick. She's shake waiting the dick
Speaker 2: and both and like usually I don't like like looking
Speaker 2: at dudes while I got like while my dick is out,
Speaker 2: but I'm looking at my man like this ship is
Speaker 2: the ship and he's like, yeah, this is the ship.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, yo, can we fuck? And They're like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you can fuck at that. And here's the deal. I'm
Speaker 2: really I was. I was mister raw dog because I
Speaker 2: was poor, like and like fuck it, like when you're poor,
Speaker 2: you go raw. You got nothing to fucking.
Speaker 1: Lose tes ap at one time.
Speaker 2: Never, but I wish, I wish I would have just
Speaker 2: for just to say I.
Speaker 1: Could just I've heard stories of guys doing that.
Speaker 2: I just so I could have said yes to that
Speaker 2: fucking question. I wish I did saran wrap my dick.
Speaker 2: So we're in fucking Josh's house and we go to
Speaker 2: we go to get the motherfucking condoms, and I don't
Speaker 2: know where the fucking condoms are because I don't live
Speaker 2: in Josh's fucking house. And he runs into the bathroom
Speaker 2: and comes out with the fucking magnum and I'm like,
Speaker 2: where are the condoms at dog? He's like, they're in
Speaker 2: the bathroom. So I'm in the bathroom like Ossie is
Speaker 2: fucking toilet paper and lotion. I'm like, where the fucking
Speaker 2: but where bro where? He's like in the drawer And
Speaker 2: I open up the drawer and it's some busted ass
Speaker 2: lifestyles that they give you at the fucking clinic when
Speaker 2: you go to get a fucking age test. And I
Speaker 2: go in there and I fucking I open it up
Speaker 2: and it's like so old. It's like fucking like it's
Speaker 2: Mamma fied, like like you open it and it sounds
Speaker 2: like the fucking Indiana Jones when he opens the tomb.
Speaker 2: It's like dust is coming off that motherfucker. I don't
Speaker 2: even know if it's fucking lubricated. And I'm like, hell no,
Speaker 2: And I can barely fuck with e condom as it
Speaker 2: is and turns out, here's here's a secret. I thought
Speaker 2: my dick was way smaller than it was. It just
Speaker 2: happened that I happened to be around giant dick individuals
Speaker 2: I had. I like my dick. My dick is like
Speaker 2: a point guard on a basketball team. It's bigger than
Speaker 2: most people's, but compared to everybody else's, it's the shortest
Speaker 2: one there. So like, I got point guard dick, and
Speaker 2: I got this fucking tiny ass dry, fucking dehydrated and
Speaker 2: needed some water lifestyle, and I'm putting it on my
Speaker 2: dick and it's like going soft as it's happening, and
Speaker 2: I go to fuck this girl with this getting choked out,
Speaker 2: and guess guess who. Josh gets the fucking hot one.
Speaker 2: He's fucking the hot one on the fucking floor. And
Speaker 2: I got this fucking ugly ass broad in his bed
Speaker 2: and and I'm trying to fuck and the cats at
Speaker 2: the edge of the bed staring at me, and I'm
Speaker 2: like looking at the cat and like I'm trying to
Speaker 2: get my dick hard, and the cat's like, you a
Speaker 2: lame motherfucker, and I'm like, fuck you, cat, And I'm
Speaker 2: like trying to like finger fuck her get her ship
Speaker 2: and guess what, she had cave pussy. This bitch had
Speaker 2: a motherfucking cave pussy. So I stick my dick in
Speaker 2: this bitch. I'm like freaking the fuck out because I'm
Speaker 2: just trying to keep my dick hard and I can't
Speaker 2: feel a fucking thing. It's I might as well have
Speaker 2: just stick my deck out that window. It's just like nothing,
Speaker 2: like I'm feeling fucking nothing, and I'm like trying. I'm
Speaker 2: trying to yo as it's happening. Like I'm feeling my
Speaker 2: dick go soft, and for fellas, that like its choking.
Speaker 2: You're like, don't let your dick go soft. And the
Speaker 2: more you saying don't let your dick go soft, your
Speaker 2: dick is like fuck that, I'm going, oh yeah, it's
Speaker 2: you already lost. It's like when you're shooting, Like when
Speaker 2: you're shooting the free throw, you gotta focus on making
Speaker 2: the free throw. You know, you don't focus on missing
Speaker 2: the free throw. Don't miss, you gotta make. So I'm like, okay, Doug,
Speaker 2: like this shit ain't working. I'm like, let me take
Speaker 2: that shit off. Can you have me off a little
Speaker 2: bit so we can do that and she's like, no,
Speaker 2: you gotta. I need you to keep the cond of
Speaker 2: bond while you I'm like, are you fucking kidding me, dude.
Speaker 2: You're in this dirt fucking apartment, there's a cat on
Speaker 2: the edge of the bed and out and this is
Speaker 2: where you work for Hunter S. Thompson, and this is
Speaker 2: where you draw the fucking line sucking my fucking dick
Speaker 2: without a fuck with a you'd rather have this dry
Speaker 2: ass rubber. And she's like yeah. So, like we're trying it.
Speaker 2: I can't fucking get it. I can't get my shit
Speaker 2: to town. Josh is beating the fucking pussy up on
Speaker 2: the ground, and I try, and I try, and finally
Speaker 2: I'm like, you know what, man, fuck this. I'm looking
Speaker 2: at the cat. I'm like, fuck you cat. I'm looking
Speaker 2: at the girl. I'm like, thanks a fucking lot, Like
Speaker 2: I just and I dropped seventy five dollars on the
Speaker 2: strap on. Josh gets to fuck the fucking hot chick
Speaker 2: and now I'm fucking butt naked on the couch in
Speaker 2: the next room while and I can see Josh. He's
Speaker 2: he's in the doorway beating up the pussy and I'm
Speaker 2: like sitting there and I'm smoking a cigarette. I'm just
Speaker 2: like thinking about life, you know what I mean, You
Speaker 2: think about life, decisions, how to get here, all of
Speaker 2: these shit. I'm like, this whole ass motherfucker. This whole
Speaker 2: ass motherfucker. And Josh, Josh the type of dude that
Speaker 2: will collect the money for for the restaurant and keep
Speaker 2: some of the tip money, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 2: Like Josh, Like Josh, that dude, you know. And I'm like, hey, Josh,
Speaker 2: so switch up the pussy. Nah Nah, I'm good. I'm like,
Speaker 2: come on, bro, let's switch it up. Nah No, I'm good.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, all right, man, fuck it. So now
Speaker 2: I'm smoking the cigarette. Josh Buss, Josh Buss, And I'm like,
Speaker 2: all right, cool. It's three in the morning, it's late.
Speaker 2: The girl gets up and she's wearing a fucking she's
Speaker 2: wearing a nerdy school girl outfit. She's got the fucking
Speaker 2: skirt on the ship and she's like, I never came.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you never came. I was like looking at
Speaker 2: Josh like lame. You know what I'm saying, Like, automator came.
Speaker 2: If I could have got my dick hard and I
Speaker 2: didn't have a bullshit ass, dry ass motherfucking condom in
Speaker 2: the fucking cave pussy that I had to stick my
Speaker 2: dick in, you know whatever. So she was like, you
Speaker 2: want to see me come? And we're like, fuck, yeah,
Speaker 2: we want to see Oh, I forgot to tell you.
Speaker 2: When Josh was about to come, he told the fucking
Speaker 2: girl with the cave pussy to come over. He's like,
Speaker 2: rub my balls, rub my balls. Yeah, oh yeah, rub
Speaker 2: my balls. So he's fucking you know, he's got like
Speaker 2: the Jewish jackson, come on baby. Yeah. So like he's
Speaker 2: fucking getting his balls rubbed by the fucking cave pussy
Speaker 2: while he's beating up the fucking other ship and he's like, ah,
Speaker 2: he busts all over. And then that's when the girls
Speaker 2: like I never came, and I'm sitting in the other
Speaker 2: room like me fucking neither, smoking a fucking cigarette. She's like,
Speaker 2: do you want to see me come? We're like, fuck yeah,
Speaker 2: let's see you come. Like somebody shit, somebody besides Josh
Speaker 2: should fucking come. So she stands up, she pulls her
Speaker 2: skirt up with one hand, and she grabs her fucking
Speaker 2: thing with the other hand, and she starts doing the
Speaker 2: fingershit mad fast. Now you're talking about squirting. She's doing
Speaker 2: this shit. She's like, I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna come, and she fucking squirts all over the
Speaker 2: goddamn thing. I don't think it's squirted. I think it's pissed.
Speaker 2: But whatever, she squirted all over the carpet. She just
Speaker 2: blah blah blah blah blah, standing up, standing up, squirts
Speaker 2: all over the carpet. Josh was like hell yeah, and uh,
Speaker 2: this motherfucker Josh, he's hype as hell. Somehow his dick
Speaker 2: is hard again, and he was like, you wanna go again?
Speaker 2: I like the fuck. And he starts banging his dick
Speaker 2: back and forth against his fucking legs like yeah, like
Speaker 2: fucking brick, brick brick, like yo, I like the fuck,
Speaker 2: let me fuck, And the girls are looking at him
Speaker 2: like dog, it's like three thirty in the morning, man,
Speaker 2: we're fucking tired. And as he's saying, I like the fuck,
Speaker 2: let's fuck, the cat comes over and eats the pussy,
Speaker 2: juice off the motherfucking carpet. Dog. The cat eats the pussy.
Speaker 1: Sounds like everyone had fun, but you and.
Speaker 2: The big pussy chick, well she rubbed the balls.
Speaker 1: Maybe that did something good for her, who knows.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so like and they're like, no, we don't
Speaker 2: want to fuck the cats eating our pussy Like this
Speaker 2: is this is a real bug. It's like, you know,
Speaker 2: when you come, you kind of like come to and
Speaker 2: it was like that moment of it was the awakening.
Speaker 2: They're like, We're in some shipthole apartment in the rushing
Speaker 2: part of fucking Hollywood with this dirt, fucking dirt carpet
Speaker 2: and the cats eating my cum off of there. And
Speaker 2: they're like, I think we're gonna get going now. And
Speaker 2: I'm like, all right, that's cool. And they're about to
Speaker 2: leave and they're like, can we have the strap on?
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, man, just take the like what am
Speaker 2: I gonna do with it?
Speaker 1: You know, like an investment?
Speaker 2: So I give her the fucking strap on and then
Speaker 2: I have to take a fucking gypsy cab because this
Speaker 2: is pre uber and uh so I had to take
Speaker 2: a gypsy cab back to fucking k Town.
Speaker 1: That definitely sounds like a weird experience.
Speaker 2: So that's one of my weirder fucking sex experiences.
Speaker 1: Well, I appreciate you sharing that with us at the
Speaker 1: Private Talk. I thank you for you being so open
Speaker 1: and candid with us and my listeners. I hope you
Speaker 1: guys are enjoying this. Thank you so much for being
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Speaker 1: can't wait for the next episode. We will see who
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